1. Star light, star bright,Copy !req
2. first star I see tonight,Copy !req
3. I wish I may, I wish I mightCopy !req
4. have this wish I wish tonight.Copy !req
5. Once upon a time,
a Wishing Star fell from the sky.Copy !req
6. Scorching a great woods black.Copy !req
7. The Dark Forest was born,Copy !req
8. the Wishing Star hidden at its center,Copy !req
9. filling it with new life,Copy !req
10. and the legend of a single wish
locked away in the star,Copy !req
11. waiting to be granted.Copy !req
12. Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Copy !req
13. Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Copy !req
14. Welcome to my fiesta!Copy !req
15. Make yourselves at home, yeah!Copy !req
16. Come on, eat.Copy !req
17. Drink up.Copy !req
18. Good to see you again.Copy !req
19. Papa, he stepped on my face!Copy !req
20. And we will never wash it again.Copy !req
21. People of Cordova...Copy !req
22. It's Del Mar!Copy !req
23. People of Del Mar,Copy !req
24. accept this golden gift
from Puss in Boots.Copy !req
25. Play a song!Copy !req
26. No, no, no. I couldn't.Copy !req
27. Sing, Puss, sing!Copy !req
28. Nah, I couldn't possibly...Copy !req
29. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
30. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
31. - Who's brave and ready for trouble?
- You are, you areCopy !req
32. - Who's so unbelievably humble?
- You are, you areCopy !req
33. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
34. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
35. Who's the gato who rolls the diceCopy !req
36. And gambles with his life?Copy !req
37. Who's never been touched by a blade?Copy !req
38. Puss in Boots is never afraidCopy !req
39. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
40. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
41. My clothes!Copy !req
42. My wig!Copy !req
43. My portrait!Copy !req
44. Oh. Hey, Governor!Copy !req
45. One second.Copy !req
46. The outlaw, Puss in Boots.Copy !req
47. Welcome! Mi casa es su casa.Copy !req
48. No, su casa es mi casa.Copy !req
49. Arrest these filthy peasantsCopy !req
50. and bring me the head of Puss in Boots!Copy !req
51. Hey! This is a party! Where is the music?Copy !req
52. He's the blade of justiceCopy !req
53. Stands up against evilCopy !req
54. Fighting for the peopleCopy !req
55. And he's very good-lookingCopy !req
56. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
57. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
58. Puss in BootsCopy !req
59. Puss in Boots has never
been touched by a blade.Copy !req
60. Never been touchedCopy !req
61. But you?Copy !req
62. Skin that cat!Copy !req
63. Governor, lighten up.Copy !req
64. Uh-oh.Copy !req
65. Silly guards. Dogpiles don't work on cats.Copy !req
66. Holy frijoles.Copy !req
67. You awoke the sleeping giant of Del Mar!Copy !req
68. Giddyap!Copy !req
69. I'm flying!Copy !req
70. No! You are not flying! I will save you!Copy !req
71. - Save me, too!
- If it's convenient!Copy !req
72. You! Launch me.Copy !req
73. And the rest of you, play double time!Copy !req
74. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
75. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
76. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
77. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
78. Spanish Splinter!Copy !req
79. Gracias.Copy !req
80. Fear me, if you dare!Copy !req
81. Yeah!Copy !req
82. Hey, giant!Copy !req
83. Pray for mercy fromCopy !req
84. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
85. Hey, you wanna see something cool?Copy !req
86. Gracias, Del Mar. You have been great!Copy !req
87. Get home safely! Good night!Copy !req
88. Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Copy !req
89. You are still here?Copy !req
90. Okay, okay. One more number.Copy !req
91. I call this one
"The Legend Will Never Die..."Copy !req
92. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
93. Puss?Copy !req
94. Puss.Copy !req
95. Puss in Boots.Copy !req
96. Where am I?Copy !req
97. Not to worry. You're in good hands.Copy !req
98. My hands!Copy !req
99. I am the village doctor.Copy !req
100. I am also the village barber,
veterinarian, dentist and witchfinder.Copy !req
101. And in my professional opinion,Copy !req
102. you need a wash, a blow out
and a little trim around the hindquarters.Copy !req
103. That's my professional barber opinion.Copy !req
104. But, putting on my doctor's hat,
I think we need to run a few tests.Copy !req
105. All right. Reflexes.Copy !req
106. Cat-like. Temperature.Copy !req
107. Now lift your tail and relax.Copy !req
108. Trust me, I run hot. Yep.Copy !req
109. Then how about the latest
in modern medical technology?Copy !req
110. Leeches! To draw out the evil humors.Copy !req
111. Suit yourself. More for me.Copy !req
112. Listen, Doctor.Copy !req
113. Thanks for everything,
but I am feeling great.Copy !req
114. Strong, like a bull! You know?Copy !req
115. Now, do you know a good place
to get some gazpacho?Copy !req
116. Please. This is serious.Copy !req
117. What is it?Copy !req
118. Puss in Boots. How do I say this?Copy !req
119. You died.Copy !req
120. Doctor, please.Copy !req
121. Relax! I am Puss in Boots.Copy !req
122. I laugh at death!Copy !req
123. You see?Copy !req
124. And, anyway, I am a cat.
I have nine lives.Copy !req
125. And how many times have you died already?Copy !req
126. I don't know. I never counted.Copy !req
127. - I am not really a math guy, you know?
- Gato.Copy !req
128. Take it easy, Doctor. Let's see.Copy !req
129. There was the running
of the bulls in Pamplona.Copy !req
130. Hola, señorita.Copy !req
131. Do you like gazpacho?Copy !req
132. Guess it's not your night, huh, fellas?Copy !req
133. I am telling you,
a cat always lands on his feet!Copy !req
134. Watch!Copy !req
135. No! Puss in Boots doesn't need a spotter.Copy !req
136. Watch!Copy !req
137. No need to pull into port.
This will revolutionize travel.Copy !req
138. Watch!Copy !req
139. Excuse me, does this have shellfish in it?Copy !req
140. Yes, sir.Copy !req
141. Puss, I think you set the oven too high!Copy !req
142. I am a master of the baking. Watch!Copy !req
143. And then there was the giant today.Copy !req
144. So, what is that? Like, four?Copy !req
145. That makes eight, Puss.
You are down to your last life.Copy !req
146. My prescription:
No more adventures for you.Copy !req
147. You need to retire.Copy !req
148. Me? Retire?Copy !req
149. Are you the village comedian as well?Copy !req
150. Puss, is there any safe place you can go?Copy !req
151. Any special someone you can rely on
in this moment of need?Copy !req
152. I am Puss in Boots, loved by one and all.Copy !req
153. Anyone in particular?Copy !req
154. I mean, how could I possibly choose?Copy !req
155. This is the address of Mama Luna.Copy !req
156. She is a cat fancier,
always on the lookout for a new lap cat.Copy !req
157. You will be safe there.Copy !req
158. Lap cat?Copy !req
159. I am no lap cat, Doctor.Copy !req
160. I am Puss in Boots!Copy !req
161. Not anymore.Copy !req
162. Barber's orders. I mean, doctor's orders.Copy !req
163. And remember, Puss,Copy !req
164. death comes for us all. Treat?Copy !req
165. You really got to work
on your bedside manner.Copy !req
166. I am Puss in Boots! I am no one's lap cat.Copy !req
167. That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.Copy !req
168. He should stick to cutting hair.Copy !req
169. Last call, Señor Boots.Copy !req
170. Another glass of cream.
Make it your heaviest.Copy !req
171. Oh, I keep the heavy stuff in the back.Copy !req
172. "Retire."Copy !req
173. You are too good-looking to retire.Copy !req
174. Well, well.
If it isn't Puss in Boots himself.Copy !req
175. In the flesh.Copy !req
176. Hey.Copy !req
177. There's the famous hat,Copy !req
178. the featherCopy !req
179. and, of course, the boots.Copy !req
180. My compliments to your cobbler.Copy !req
181. Thanks. Good to meet you, too.Copy !req
182. Hey, I never do this,
but can I get your autograph?Copy !req
183. Been following you for a long time.Copy !req
184. Sign right there.Copy !req
185. Puss in Boots laughs in the face of death,Copy !req
186. bounty hunter.Copy !req
187. So I've heard.Copy !req
188. You will find your reward
does not come easily,Copy !req
189. this I tell you.Copy !req
190. Everyone thinks they'll be
the one to defeat me,Copy !req
191. but no one's escaped me yet.Copy !req
192. All right, let's get it over with.Copy !req
193. Fear me, if you dare...Copy !req
194. Okay, no more messing around.Copy !req
195. Slow. Sloppy. Sad.Copy !req
196. You're not living up to the legend, gato.Copy !req
197. I just love the smell of fear.Copy !req
198. What's the matter?Copy !req
199. Lives flashing before your eyes?Copy !req
200. Pick it up.Copy !req
201. Pick it up.Copy !req
202. I am no longer worthy.Copy !req
203. I'm sorry.Copy !req
204. We are gathered here today
to say goodbye to Puss in Boots.Copy !req
205. There are no words to express such a loss.Copy !req
206. Thank you.Copy !req
207. But it would be a crime not to try.Copy !req
208. He was known across the land
by many names.Copy !req
209. The Stabby Tabby.Copy !req
210. El Macho Gato.Copy !req
211. The Leche Whisperer.Copy !req
212. To some, an outlaw.Copy !req
213. To more, a hero.Copy !req
214. To all, a legend.Copy !req
215. I was right. Words were not enough.Copy !req
216. But perhaps a song.Copy !req
217. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
218. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
219. You were, you wereCopy !req
220. I told you health department people,
there are no cats here!Copy !req
221. Meow?Copy !req
222. You're not from the health department,
are you?Copy !req
223. No, you're not.Copy !req
224. We better get you inside
because, baby, they are always watching.Copy !req
225. I am Mama Luna. And this is my home.Copy !req
226. And now it's your home, too.Copy !req
227. Your forever home.Copy !req
228. - Ow!
- Kitty gets a bathCopy !req
229. The kitty gets a bathCopy !req
230. Hi-ho, the...Copy !req
231. I bet you never even had a name.Copy !req
232. But you know what,
I have thought of something perfect.Copy !req
233. I shall call youCopy !req
234. Pickles!Copy !req
235. Brother cats, sister kitties,Copy !req
236. meet your new roommate.Copy !req
237. Say hello, Pickles.Copy !req
238. Meow?Copy !req
239. What? Did I say something salty?
It's my second language.Copy !req
240. Stupid mittens. Get off me.Copy !req
241. Oh, no.Copy !req
242. This is a person potty, Pickles.Copy !req
243. That's your potty.Copy !req
244. So, this is where dignity goes to die.Copy !req
245. No, no way.Copy !req
246. Meow?Copy !req
247. You got the scent?Copy !req
248. These are too small,
and these are too big.Copy !req
249. But these ones...Copy !req
250. These ones are just right.Copy !req
251. Baby! Track that cat.Copy !req
252. Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here.Copy !req
253. I mean, meow. Whatever.Copy !req
254. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
255. You're a talking cat? I'm a talking cat.Copy !req
256. Let's talk.Copy !req
257. I'd rather eat.Copy !req
258. Oh, not a problem.Copy !req
259. We can eat and talk at the same time.Copy !req
260. No hablo inglés.Copy !req
261. - I don't speak Spanish, either.
- You're funny.Copy !req
262. - Okay. Good talk.
- Hang on.Copy !req
263. "Pickles"? Is that your name?Copy !req
264. Me, I don't have a name. Or a home.Copy !req
265. So, I'm no expert,
but you don't look like a "Pickles."Copy !req
266. Well, you don't look like a cat.Copy !req
267. Okay, okay, okay. Full disclosure:Copy !req
268. I'm not a cat. I'm a dog.Copy !req
269. Hi, Bon Bon.Copy !req
270. Meow.Copy !req
271. Oh, Pickles has a new girlfriend? Okay.Copy !req
272. I live under the porch.
It can get a little lonely down there.Copy !req
273. It's mostly controlled
by the rats and the centipedes,Copy !req
274. but I have my own little corner.Copy !req
275. Congratulations.Copy !req
276. I just come up here
for the food and the friends.Copy !req
277. Mostly the food.Copy !req
278. Please don't tell anyone. I need this.Copy !req
279. I won't tell. I don't care.Copy !req
280. So you'll keep my secret?
A secret between friends?Copy !req
281. Just a secret.Copy !req
282. It's funny.
Despite all this best friend bonding,Copy !req
283. you're still a mystery to me, Pickles.Copy !req
284. What's your story?Copy !req
285. My story...Copy !req
286. What are we looking at?Copy !req
287. is over.Copy !req
288. Oh, no.Copy !req
289. Wanna rub my belly?Copy !req
290. What? What's happening?Copy !req
291. - Rub.
- Hard pass.Copy !req
292. Come on, rub. I need the practice.Copy !req
293. I'm gonna be a therapy dog someday.Copy !req
294. What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
295. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
296. When people feel bad,
they can rub my belly.Copy !req
297. It'll make 'em feel better.Copy !req
298. - Rub my belly.
- No.Copy !req
299. - Come on! Rub it.
- No. Not happening.Copy !req
300. - Rub it!
- No!Copy !req
301. Let me be clear.
I don't want to touch your belly, okay?Copy !req
302. Okey-doke. So what do you want?Copy !req
303. I want to be left alone.Copy !req
304. You're back.Copy !req
305. Oh, I never left.Copy !req
306. The wolf. He found me.Copy !req
307. Hello, missus.Copy !req
308. We're looking for a cat. This cat.Copy !req
309. We've got an offer for him.Copy !req
310. What could they possibly want
to offer Puss in Boots?Copy !req
311. What's a Puss in Boots?Copy !req
312. Seriously?Copy !req
313. I told you health department people,
there are no cats here!Copy !req
314. Make her talk.Copy !req
315. Excuse me, my darling.Copy !req
316. We're looking
for the legendary Puss in Boots.Copy !req
317. Have you perhaps seen him?Copy !req
318. Too soft.Copy !req
319. Out with it, you old biddy,
or I'll have your guts for garters.Copy !req
320. Too hard! That was not just right.Copy !req
321. Oi, Baby, sniff him out.Copy !req
322. You don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
323. Listen to your sister, Baby.Copy !req
324. She's not my sister!
She's a fugitive orphan.Copy !req
325. - Ow!
- She is your sister. Do as she says.Copy !req
326. Fine! But all I can smell is cats' pee.Copy !req
327. Everybody, get to the safe room!
Just like we practiced!Copy !req
328. Oi! She's leggin' it.Copy !req
329. Follow me, children!Copy !req
330. Give her the piano treatment, Papa.Copy !req
331. You think this is the first time
I've been stuffed in a piano?Copy !req
332. Here we go!Copy !req
333. Roll out the barrelCopy !req
334. - Ah!
- Mama! Focus, please.Copy !req
335. There's cats everywhere!Copy !req
336. There's so many cats!Copy !req
337. Amateurs.Copy !req
338. I'll be outside.Copy !req
339. My cats can play better than you!Copy !req
340. Now's the time to roll out the barrelCopy !req
341. Goldi, is this him?Copy !req
342. That's a dog in a cat costume.Copy !req
343. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
344. Tricky little bugger.Copy !req
345. How about this one? He's a ginger.Copy !req
346. Is that a joke?Copy !req
347. You think this scruffy,
geriatric bag of bonesCopy !req
348. looks like a legend?Copy !req
349. This is definitely not...Copy !req
350. Puss in Boots! I found him!Copy !req
351. Puss in Boots, dead and buried.Copy !req
352. Dead? No, no, no, he can't be.Copy !req
353. Yep. The nose never lies.Copy !req
354. Well, that's that, then.Copy !req
355. What say we go and hibernate, eh?Copy !req
356. The map is being delivered tonight
and we have one chance to steal it.Copy !req
357. Without it,
we'll never find the Wishing Star.Copy !req
358. The Wishing Star. It does exist.Copy !req
359. That star has one wish to grant.Copy !req
360. One wish?Copy !req
361. Think of what that could mean for us.Copy !req
362. Nine lives. Yes!Copy !req
363. Well, I don't see why we needed
to hire Puss in Boots in the first place.Copy !req
364. Because nobody steals
from Big Jack Horner.Copy !req
365. No! Not Jack Horner.Copy !req
366. Don't worry, love.
We'll get that wish somehow.Copy !req
367. Thank you, Mama.Copy !req
368. Yeah, because I've got a plan.Copy !req
369. I can nick a map as good as any old cat.Copy !req
370. You've got a plan?Copy !req
371. What? I'm smart, ain't I? Ain't I, Papa?Copy !req
372. No. You ain't well-fixed for brains.Copy !req
373. Robbing Big Jack Horner, very risky.Copy !req
374. But that wish could get me my lives back.Copy !req
375. And my life back!Copy !req
376. Goodbye, Pickles!Copy !req
377. Oh, no, Pickles, you're leaving?Copy !req
378. Perro, start digging.Copy !req
379. Okay.Copy !req
380. But if this Puss in Boots
is such a big deal,Copy !req
381. maybe we shouldn't be
desecrating his grave.Copy !req
382. I don't think he would mind,Copy !req
383. because heCopy !req
384. is me!Copy !req
385. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
386. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
387. Normally, I have a sword.
It's like a whole thing, you know.Copy !req
388. Pickles, you're Puss in Boots?Copy !req
389. Not yet, but I will be.Copy !req
390. I'll come with you.Copy !req
391. Sorry, perro.Copy !req
392. Puss in Boots walks alone!Copy !req
393. Open the gates!Copy !req
394. Hands off the merchandise. We got this.Copy !req
395. Okay. Just get in and get out. Easy-peasy.Copy !req
396. Lemon squeezy.Copy !req
397. What are you doing here?Copy !req
398. I brought you a sword.Copy !req
399. That's not a sword. That's a stick.Copy !req
400. It's a stick sword.Copy !req
401. Go home.Copy !req
402. My home is where my friends are.Copy !req
403. Again, not friends.Copy !req
404. - Rub for luck?
- I don't need luck for this.Copy !req
405. I am a highly skilled master cat thief.Copy !req
406. Watch!Copy !req
407. You got this.Copy !req
408. I pronounce this batchCopy !req
409. delicious.Copy !req
410. Ship 'em out!Copy !req
411. Mr. Horner.Copy !req
412. The Serpent Sisters got the goods.Copy !req
413. Is it? Is it the map to the Wishing Star?Copy !req
414. Stop everything. You two, come with me.Copy !req
415. We must get this to the trophy room.Copy !req
416. You know, it took a lot of murdering
to get this map.Copy !req
417. It all started...Copy !req
418. Take it to the trophy room!Copy !req
419. What the...Copy !req
420. Wow. Look at all the magic stuff.Copy !req
421. Yes, I collect enchanted objects,
magical icons,Copy !req
422. bobbles and geegaws,
and la-di-da and blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
423. Check it out.
I'm walking on a magic carpet.Copy !req
424. Sweet.
The shrunken ship of the Lilliputians.Copy !req
425. Shut up! Are those unicorn horns?Copy !req
426. Baby unicorn horns.Copy !req
427. Half as heavy, twice as sharp.Copy !req
428. Savage.Copy !req
429. Ah, they're trinkets.Copy !req
430. They're nothing compared to the power
of the magic Wishing Star.Copy !req
431. Speaking of which,
make with the box, sister.Copy !req
432. You got it, boss.Copy !req
433. Like I was saying,
the amount of murdering we...Copy !req
434. Make with the box!Copy !req
435. After so many years of searching,
this is my moment.Copy !req
436. With this wish, I will finally beCopy !req
437. the master of all magic!Copy !req
438. Hey, Little Jack?Copy !req
439. - Excuse me?
- Could you do the thumb thing?Copy !req
440. Like in the fairy tale?Copy !req
441. It wasn't a fairy tale!
It was only a nursery rhyme.Copy !req
442. Oh, yeah. The lame one.Copy !req
443. Little Jack Horner sat in the cornerCopy !req
444. Eating a Horner pieCopy !req
445. Stuck in my thumb
Pulled out a plumCopy !req
446. And said, "What a good boy am I"Copy !req
447. Look! A magic puppet!Copy !req
448. 'Cause I'm a real boy
No strings attachedCopy !req
449. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
450. What's impressive?
I've been a boy the whole time.Copy !req
451. Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic.Copy !req
452. He was a pathetic, buttered baker's boy.Copy !req
453. Little Jack's dead! I'm Big Jack Horner.Copy !req
454. Ah! Mr. Big Jack Horner, sir,Copy !req
455. I barely know her.Copy !req
456. What do you mean? We're sisters, you goof.Copy !req
457. We got matching face tattoos.Copy !req
458. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.Copy !req
459. - Puss?
- Kitty?Copy !req
460. - Puss.
- Kitty!Copy !req
461. This is my job!Copy !req
462. No, this is my job.
I'm double-crossing the bears.Copy !req
463. No, I'm double-crossing the bears.Copy !req
464. They tried to hire me earlier today.Copy !req
465. Well, they tried to hire me two weeks ago.Copy !req
466. That makes you plan B.Copy !req
467. Ah-ha!Copy !req
468. There it is!Copy !req
469. Now, about your payment.Copy !req
470. Hold up.
You promised us our weight in gold.Copy !req
471. I did, didn't I?Copy !req
472. Ever hear of the Midas touch?Copy !req
473. Ah, cool. Dibs.Copy !req
474. Oh, no. I misjudged the situation!Copy !req
475. This is why you don't cross Jack Horner.Copy !req
476. What is this? Are you a pirate now?Copy !req
477. It's like a possum
crawled on your face and died.Copy !req
478. Of shame.Copy !req
479. Please, mock me quietly.Copy !req
480. I hate it. It's disgusting.Copy !req
481. Well, I love it. It's distinguished.Copy !req
482. Great plan, Baby. Real cat-like.Copy !req
483. Can I go?Copy !req
484. Pleasure doing...Copy !req
485. - Puss in Boots?
- Goldi. Bears.Copy !req
486. Hola, Jack.Copy !req
487. Kitty Softpaws.Copy !req
488. My, you have a lot of nerve
coming back here.Copy !req
489. Please. I was the best thief
you ever hired.Copy !req
490. You robbed me!Copy !req
491. You set me up.Copy !req
492. You said you were going
on some spiritual retreat.Copy !req
493. Namaste.Copy !req
494. And you're supposed to be dead.Copy !req
495. I got better?Copy !req
496. Just give us the map.Copy !req
497. And throw in a dozen pies.Copy !req
498. - Have you got any savory pies?
- What?Copy !req
499. - Yeah, what flavors you got?
- No!Copy !req
500. Can we get all of that in a bag to go?Copy !req
501. Oh, would you stop talking
about blooming pies!Copy !req
502. Focus!Copy !req
503. Hand over that map,
or I'll punch holes in the lot of ya.Copy !req
504. Oh, bums.Copy !req
505. Look out! It's coming down!Copy !req
506. Ha! I hate talking fairy tale animals.Copy !req
507. Puss, get back here!Copy !req
508. The best thief has won.Copy !req
509. You're right.Copy !req
510. She did.Copy !req
511. Oh, come on!Copy !req
512. There! They're getting away!Copy !req
513. No, no, no!Copy !req
514. Nice catching up with you, Puss!Copy !req
515. Gotta go!Copy !req
516. Here, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
517. Is that a stick?
What are you gonna do with that? Ow!Copy !req
518. Ow! Me knuckles!Copy !req
519. You shouldn't have done that, mate.Copy !req
520. This idiot.Copy !req
521. Hey, Puss! I found a sandwich in here.Copy !req
522. - I think it's tuna fish.
- Drive, perro!Copy !req
523. Okey-doke.Copy !req
524. Oh, cool! Another member of the team.Copy !req
525. - We are not a team!
- Eyes on the road!Copy !req
526. Who is this guy?Copy !req
527. - I'm Puss' best friend.
- No, he isn't.Copy !req
528. - And his therapy dog.
- Definitely not.Copy !req
529. Finally! You need therapy.Copy !req
530. Give me the map. Trust me.Copy !req
531. Trust you? Like I did in Santa Coloma?Copy !req
532. Really? Santa Coloma?Copy !req
533. Sí, Santa Coloma.Copy !req
534. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
535. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
536. Good people, accept this golden gift
from Puss in Boots!Copy !req
537. Speed up! Go, go, go!Copy !req
538. Assemble the Baker's Dozen.Copy !req
539. Careful with this.Copy !req
540. I'll take this and that. Oh, and these.Copy !req
541. One of those. And I gotta take that.Copy !req
542. Yes. Yes. No.Copy !req
543. Yes!Copy !req
544. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
545. And all of these!Copy !req
546. This one is right.Copy !req
547. I'll get you, my kitties,
and your little dog, too.Copy !req
548. What?Copy !req
549. This is blank. We've been ripped off!Copy !req
550. Where is the...Copy !req
551. Oh. Yeah. I knew it was gonna do that.Copy !req
552. "The Dark Forest is deep and far.Copy !req
553. Within its bounds, you'll find the star."Copy !req
554. The Dark Forest?
No one goes into the Dark Forest.Copy !req
555. Or comes out.Copy !req
556. "A single wish burns true and bright.Copy !req
557. This map's the key, so hold on tight."Copy !req
558. You let go!Copy !req
559. A stick? What happened to your sword?Copy !req
560. Got rid of it, you know?
Made things too easy.Copy !req
561. I needed a challenge.Copy !req
562. Yeah. You looked
pretty challenged back there.Copy !req
563. There's no way
I'm letting you hold the map!Copy !req
564. Well, there's no way
I'm letting you hold the map!Copy !req
565. I can hold it.Copy !req
566. Yeah, right. What's your deal, anyway?Copy !req
567. You run with the Chihuahua Gang?Copy !req
568. I don't think so.Copy !req
569. I don't believe you.Copy !req
570. That's okay.
As long as you believe in yourself.Copy !req
571. What... Is he deranged?Copy !req
572. - Yep.
- What's your name?Copy !req
573. Oh, I've been called all kinds of things.Copy !req
574. Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid Dog,
Hey You! You There!Copy !req
575. Get Out! Leave It! Drop It!Copy !req
576. Big Rat, Small Pig,Copy !req
577. Rat Face, Butt Nugget, For Brains.Copy !req
578. You know, that sort of thing.Copy !req
579. But I've never had a name
that really stuck, you know?Copy !req
580. That belonged to me.Copy !req
581. Is he done?Copy !req
582. And you are?Copy !req
583. Softpaws. Kitty Softpaws.Copy !req
584. Wow! Yeah. Now, that's a good name.Copy !req
585. There's music in a name like that.Copy !req
586. Kitty Softpaws.Copy !req
587. Nice try. Classic con.Copy !req
588. No one's that dumb.Copy !req
589. No one's that nice.Copy !req
590. I don't trust you.Copy !req
591. Me, neither. He cannot be trusted.Copy !req
592. But I trust him more than I trust you.Copy !req
593. Wow. This trip is going to be fun.Copy !req
594. This must be the Dark Forest.Copy !req
595. - Oh, my God!
- It's gone.Copy !req
596. It's back.Copy !req
597. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
598. We step through as one.Copy !req
599. Ready? One, two, after you.Copy !req
600. Wait, what?Copy !req
601. Dog? Still alive?Copy !req
602. Let's go find out.Copy !req
603. Wait!Copy !req
604. Wow.Copy !req
605. For a Dark Forest,
this place is pretty colorful.Copy !req
606. I wish I had my quinceañera here.Copy !req
607. The Wishing Star is in here somewhere.Copy !req
608. Kitty, may I please see the map?Copy !req
609. - No.
- Seriously?Copy !req
610. You won't let me hold it
for even one minute?Copy !req
611. Nope. Not even for one second.Copy !req
612. Come on, Kitty. You've got to trust me.Copy !req
613. Wait. What's going on with his eyes?Copy !req
614. Oh, they're getting bigger.Copy !req
615. Oh, Kitty!Copy !req
616. You gotta trust him. Look at those eyes.Copy !req
617. Really? You call that cute?Copy !req
618. Oh, look at her!Copy !req
619. Those eyes are even bigger than yours.Copy !req
620. Do whatever she wants, Puss.Copy !req
621. Wait a second. So poofy!Copy !req
622. No! With the paws?Copy !req
623. Come on!Copy !req
624. With the hat?Copy !req
625. It's all so cute!Copy !req
626. Cuteness overload!Copy !req
627. Can we look at the map now?Copy !req
628. "Follow this enchanted chart.Copy !req
629. It knows your path and knows your heart."Copy !req
630. Is that us?Copy !req
631. It says we must go through
the Valley of IncinerationCopy !req
632. over Undertaker Ridge,Copy !req
633. through the Cave of Lost Souls?Copy !req
634. - Really?
- Let me take a look.Copy !req
635. What? Swamp of Infinite Sorrows?Copy !req
636. Mountains of Misery?Copy !req
637. The Abyss of Eternal Loneliness?Copy !req
638. There's something wrong with this map.Copy !req
639. I guess there is a different
terrible path for everyone.Copy !req
640. It's almost like the forest
doesn't want anyone to make a wish.Copy !req
641. Well, I don't even have a wish,
but can I try?Copy !req
642. Oh, mine saysCopy !req
643. we skip through
the Pocket Full of Posies...Copy !req
644. What?Copy !req
645. then drift down
the River of Relaxation.Copy !req
646. - That sounds fun.
- No fair.Copy !req
647. Why does he get the good ones?Copy !req
648. Wander the Fields
of Quick and Easy Solutions,Copy !req
649. and arrive at the star.Copy !req
650. Oh, wow!Copy !req
651. That sounds wonderful.Copy !req
652. Oh, but no. This is your quest.
I don't wanna impose.Copy !req
653. You hold the map.Copy !req
654. - Really?
- But don't you cross me,Copy !req
655. - or your name will be Perro Muerto.
- Okey-dokey.Copy !req
656. Wait. Is that...Copy !req
657. It's raining bears. Time to go.Copy !req
658. Oh, I'm telling ya, when we get that wish,Copy !req
659. it will make everything
just right for all of us.Copy !req
660. Will it make us rich?Copy !req
661. Rich enough to hibernate all year round?Copy !req
662. The richest.Copy !req
663. Will we be, like, big-time thieves?Copy !req
664. The biggest.Copy !req
665. Here, you know that suit
Jack Horner wears?Copy !req
666. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna have one of them.Copy !req
667. - Yeah?
- Only mine will be purpler.Copy !req
668. Like, twice as purpler.Copy !req
669. The purplest!Copy !req
670. - Nice. Big-time thieves coming through!
- I'll race ya!Copy !req
671. You can't beat me, old man.Copy !req
672. What kind of wish can do all that, Goldi?Copy !req
673. Oh, I can't tell ya.Copy !req
674. If you say what your wish is,
then it don't come true.Copy !req
675. Sorry. Birthday wish rules.Copy !req
676. Oh, come on. Mother-daughter secret?Copy !req
677. Mama, just drop it, please.Copy !req
678. Oh. Oh, okay.Copy !req
679. Hey, come on.
We've got some cats to catch.Copy !req
680. Birthday wish rules? What's that mean?Copy !req
681. It means I'm not telling you my wish.Copy !req
682. He doesn't wanna tell us
because it's something stupid.Copy !req
683. Like conditioner
for that thing on his face.Copy !req
684. It's distinguished.Copy !req
685. What about you, Kitty?
What are you gonna wish for?Copy !req
686. Can't tell you.
Birthday wish rules or whatever.Copy !req
687. Ha! I bet your wish
is something stupid like...Copy !req
688. You're such a...Copy !req
689. This must be the Pocket Full of Posies.Copy !req
690. Out of the way, demon flower.Copy !req
691. It's pruning time!Copy !req
692. Aw, thank you.Copy !req
693. We don't have time for this.Copy !req
694. Perro, I thought your path
was supposed to be easy.Copy !req
695. You know, I think all you have to do
is stop and smell the roses.Copy !req
696. Seriously?Copy !req
697. This is stupid.Copy !req
698. All I smell is bull...Copy !req
699. Watch.Copy !req
700. Don't rush through it.Copy !req
701. Take your time and really appreciate
what's right in front of you.Copy !req
702. - His path is so corny.
- Gracias.Copy !req
703. - And cheesy.
- And lame.Copy !req
704. - And weird, like him.
- Yeah.Copy !req
705. Why are you so ridiculous, dog?Copy !req
706. What's your story?Copy !req
707. My story? Oh.Copy !req
708. It's actually a very funny story.Copy !req
709. Back when I was a pup,
me and my littermates lived with a family.Copy !req
710. A family full of pranksters
who liked to play hide-and-seek,Copy !req
711. and I was always it.Copy !req
712. Pick on the little guy, am I right?Copy !req
713. They tried putting me
in a packing crate, a dumpster.Copy !req
714. No matter how hard they tried,
I'd always find them.Copy !req
715. So, one day they get creativeCopy !req
716. and they put me in a sock
with a rock in it.Copy !req
717. And then throw me in a river.Copy !req
718. I gnawed a hole in the sock,
and I swam to the surface.Copy !req
719. Never found them or my littermates.Copy !req
720. - So I guess I'm still it.
- Wow.Copy !req
721. That is the saddest funny story
I've ever heard.Copy !req
722. Well, joke's on them.Copy !req
723. That sock they put me in, I grew into it.Copy !req
724. So, I got a great story
and a free sweater out of it. Win-win!Copy !req
725. Dude, you didn't win.Copy !req
726. You of all people should have a wish.Copy !req
727. I already have a comfy sweater
and two best friends.Copy !req
728. I got everything I could wish for.Copy !req
729. No magic required.Copy !req
730. Oh! Lovely.Copy !req
731. Oh! We're getting really close.Copy !req
732. I can smell two cats, a dog and pie?Copy !req
733. Well, if it isn't the idiots
who tried to steal from me.Copy !req
734. Hey, he remembers us.Copy !req
735. Behold,Copy !req
736. Excali...Copy !req
737. Excali...Copy !req
738. Excalibur!Copy !req
739. Yeah, I couldn't get this rock off of it,
but still pretty cool, right?Copy !req
740. He's gaining on us!Copy !req
741. Okay, little left.Copy !req
742. - That's it!
- Go faster.Copy !req
743. What, he's up me back door.Copy !req
744. Goldi!Copy !req
745. Well, start chopping!Copy !req
746. On it! You don't have to tell me twice.Copy !req
747. I'm gonna chop the heck
out of this Ficus lyra...Copy !req
748. Jerry, no!Copy !req
749. Avenge me, Jack!Copy !req
750. Die, die, die!Copy !req
751. Nope.Copy !req
752. Time to bring out the big guns!Copy !req
753. Guess I overpacked.Copy !req
754. Magic snacks. Save those for later.Copy !req
755. Ah-ha! Pay dirt.Copy !req
756. All right, magical locust, defoliate!Copy !req
757. Fly and feast! Eat those flowers!Copy !req
758. I'm not a magic locust.
Why, I'm not a locust at all.Copy !req
759. What are you, then?
Some sort of demon grasshopper?Copy !req
760. A deadly fairy?
Put a spell on the forest, then.Copy !req
761. I don't cast spells.Copy !req
762. Well, what do you do?Copy !req
763. Well, I judge you.Copy !req
764. I sit on your shoulderCopy !req
765. and judge your actions
and the quality of your character.Copy !req
766. I'm your conscience.Copy !req
767. I really did overpack.Copy !req
768. Help me, Jack! Help!Copy !req
769. Aren't you gonna help him, Jack?Copy !req
770. You're losing a lot of men.Copy !req
771. I'm not really stressing
about the manpower.Copy !req
772. I've got a bottomless bag
of magic weapons.Copy !req
773. These babies are gonna get me that wishCopy !req
774. even after the whole team
is dead and gone.Copy !req
775. Now, now, Jack, as your conscience, I...Copy !req
776. Oh, my word! It's the noble phoenix.Copy !req
777. She's the symbol of rebirth
and the eternal...Copy !req
778. Oh!Copy !req
779. Pretty boss flamethrower, right?Copy !req
780. I really have my work
cut out for me on this one.Copy !req
781. Don't be near where I'm flame-throwing.Copy !req
782. Do your job, demon flowers.Copy !req
783. Soon.Copy !req
784. Okay, Kitty. I think I've got it now.Copy !req
785. Trust me.Copy !req
786. Easy, easy. You're gonna
give yourself a hernia.Copy !req
787. Here, one more time. Like this.Copy !req
788. Trust me.Copy !req
789. Aw! But of course I trust you and Puss,
even without the eyes.Copy !req
790. Yeah? Big mistake.Copy !req
791. What do you mean? You're my friends.Copy !req
792. You know what trust gets you?Copy !req
793. A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.Copy !req
794. You have to trust somebody, right?Copy !req
795. Not me.Copy !req
796. Whenever I've let my guard down,
I've been double-crossed,Copy !req
797. declawed, played and betrayed.Copy !req
798. Never again. I am a solo act.Copy !req
799. I keep my secrets,
and I play my cards close.Copy !req
800. That's how you get a winning hand.Copy !req
801. Take it from me. Never trust anyone.Copy !req
802. Wait. That's amazing.Copy !req
803. You're good.Copy !req
804. Kitty, I've been thinking.Copy !req
805. Thinking about what?Copy !req
806. My beautiful beard.
It is very distinguished, yes.Copy !req
807. But it does deprive the world
a good look at the face.Copy !req
808. So, if it will make you happy,
I could be convinced to...Copy !req
809. - I've gotten used to it.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
810. The beard. Keep it.Copy !req
811. Well, you see...Copy !req
812. Kitty, please!
Get this itchy thing off of me!Copy !req
813. It's like a fever on my face.Copy !req
814. Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots
asking for help?Copy !req
815. Sí, help. You were right.
The beard is disgusting.Copy !req
816. And?Copy !req
817. And it's like a possum crawled on my face.Copy !req
818. And?Copy !req
819. And died of shame.Copy !req
820. Okay, okay, possum face.Copy !req
821. I won't make you beg.Copy !req
822. Ow!Copy !req
823. Hey! Slow down.Copy !req
824. Go with the grain.
You gotta go with the grain.Copy !req
825. - I know what I'm doing.
- Hey!Copy !req
826. I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito?Copy !req
827. What? What? What's funny?Copy !req
828. Nothing should be funny.Copy !req
829. Ah. There's that handsome face I remember.Copy !req
830. The face I haven't seen since...Copy !req
831. - Hey!
- ... Santa Coloma.Copy !req
832. Ah, yes.Copy !req
833. Santa Coloma.Copy !req
834. You had it coming.Copy !req
835. Here. You can have my gatito blade.Copy !req
836. Thank you.Copy !req
837. Better than a stick.Copy !req
838. Vaya con Dios, stick sword.Copy !req
839. Perro! What are you doing?Copy !req
840. Perro!Copy !req
841. Where did that crazy dog go?Copy !req
842. I think you like him.Copy !req
843. No. No, I don't.Copy !req
844. I think you're ready to name him.Copy !req
845. No, I just need his easy path
to get my wish.Copy !req
846. You mean my wish.Copy !req
847. You mean my wish.Copy !req
848. Sorry.Copy !req
849. The Baker's Dozen.Copy !req
850. Let him go.Copy !req
851. Oh, I don't know. I might keep him.Copy !req
852. Would you like a treat?Copy !req
853. Nice granny bag, Little Jack.Copy !req
854. It's not a granny bag!
It is a magic nanny bag.Copy !req
855. Now, make with the map,Copy !req
856. or we'll see
what the unicorn horn really does.Copy !req
857. You're not gonna shoot a puppy,
are you, Jack?Copy !req
858. Yeah, in the face. Why?Copy !req
859. What the...Copy !req
860. Give us the map,
or else the baker man gets it.Copy !req
861. Yeah.Copy !req
862. I don't even have the map,
Little Bo Creep.Copy !req
863. Stop throwing my men at me!Copy !req
864. Come here!Copy !req
865. Puss in Boots has the map!Copy !req
866. Let's get him!Copy !req
867. I've got a plan.Copy !req
868. First one to the dog gets the wish.Copy !req
869. What? Oh, come on!Copy !req
870. Steady.Copy !req
871. What?Copy !req
872. So, that's what they do. Cool.Copy !req
873. No! Not cool.Copy !req
874. Ah, you shot me!Copy !req
875. Ah, the sight's off.Copy !req
876. I got him, Mr. Horner!Copy !req
877. My bad!Copy !req
878. Oh, no.Copy !req
879. Puss, wait!Copy !req
880. Perro?Copy !req
881. Thanks for the map, Softpaws.Copy !req
882. No, no, no!Copy !req
883. No!Copy !req
884. Oi! You've just been crimed
by the Three Bears Crime Family.Copy !req
885. - Yeah!
- So long, you plonkers!Copy !req
886. Puss, where are you?Copy !req
887. Puss? Puss?Copy !req
888. Puss!Copy !req
889. Puss. What's wrong?Copy !req
890. Thank you, Perrito.Copy !req
891. What's going on with you, Puss?Copy !req
892. I am down to my last life.Copy !req
893. And I...Copy !req
894. I am afraid.Copy !req
895. Well, it's okay to be afraid.Copy !req
896. No, not for Puss in Boots.Copy !req
897. I'm supposed to be a fearless hero.Copy !req
898. A legend.Copy !req
899. But without lives to spare,Copy !req
900. I am nothing.Copy !req
901. I need that wish to get my lives back.Copy !req
902. You should tell Kitty.
She would understand.Copy !req
903. No, no, no. She cannot hear of this.Copy !req
904. Okay.Copy !req
905. Kitty will never trust me again.Copy !req
906. Not after Santa Coloma.Copy !req
907. But that's just one bad heist.Copy !req
908. Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito.Copy !req
909. It was a church,Copy !req
910. with a priest and guests.Copy !req
911. And Kitty.Copy !req
912. Everything but me.Copy !req
913. I ran away then, too.Copy !req
914. Oh.Copy !req
915. Oh.Copy !req
916. Oh!Copy !req
917. You left her at the altar?Copy !req
918. It was wrong. I know.Copy !req
919. I am ashamed.Copy !req
920. I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly.Copy !req
921. I regret that day.Copy !req
922. So maybe you should tell that to Kitty.Copy !req
923. Might make you feel better.Copy !req
924. Might make her feel better, too.Copy !req
925. Puss!Copy !req
926. Dog!Copy !req
927. Oh, there you are.
What happened back there?Copy !req
928. Kitty. I lost the map.Copy !req
929. I messed up.Copy !req
930. We'll get it back.Copy !req
931. We've been in worse pickles.Copy !req
932. Who told you that name?Copy !req
933. What name?Copy !req
934. Nothing.Copy !req
935. The bears! We have to find them
before they find the star.Copy !req
936. Oh! We are so close.Copy !req
937. It's finally happening.Copy !req
938. I can taste that wish now.Copy !req
939. - And you know what it tastes like?
- Pies?Copy !req
940. PiesCopy !req
941. Who ate all the pies?Copy !req
942. Who ate all the pies?Copy !req
943. We did, we did, we did, we didCopy !req
944. We ate all the piesCopy !req
945. Oh, it's gonna be wicked.Copy !req
946. Yeah! Imagine us,Copy !req
947. a big-time crime syndicate.Copy !req
948. Not a big-time crime syndicate, love.Copy !req
949. A big-time crime family.Copy !req
950. Isn't that right, Goldi?Copy !req
951. - Goldi?
- What?Copy !req
952. Hey, look, the map is going all fizzly.Copy !req
953. What did you do? Give it me.Copy !req
954. - Hey!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
955. Goldi, no biting!Copy !req
956. You're the smash, I'm the grab.Copy !req
957. I hold the map. You got it?Copy !req
958. Okay!Copy !req
959. "To find your wish, adjust your view.Copy !req
960. What you seek
may be right in front of you."Copy !req
961. Well, that's a load of rubbish.
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
962. Right in front of us!Copy !req
963. It looks like our cabin back home.Copy !req
964. You really think our cabin
is in the middle of the Dark Forest?Copy !req
965. Baby, give it the old sniff test.Copy !req
966. Something's cooking.Copy !req
967. No.Copy !req
968. Do not open that door.Copy !req
969. We are home! Hello, door.Copy !req
970. No, don't go inside...Copy !req
971. Maybe just a quick pop in.Copy !req
972. - Hello, chairs.
- What say we hibernate?Copy !req
973. Hello, honey.Copy !req
974. Hello, my old friend.Copy !req
975. I have missed you so...Copy !req
976. Look, Goldi. Porridge.Copy !req
977. And it's made just the way you like it.Copy !req
978. No matter how you make it,
she doesn't like it.Copy !req
979. Stop it, all of you!Copy !req
980. Maybe our wishes have been granted.Copy !req
981. Just stop! It's not our wish granted.Copy !req
982. It's an obstacle.Copy !req
983. It's the forest playing tricks.Copy !req
984. This isn't real. None of this is...Copy !req
985. Aw!Copy !req
986. That was your favorite book.Copy !req
987. You used to stare at it for hours.Copy !req
988. Too hard.Copy !req
989. Too soft.Copy !req
990. Just right.Copy !req
991. Oh, this was it.Copy !req
992. What was it, Mama?Copy !req
993. The day a little orphan girlCopy !req
994. broke into our cabin and stole our hearts.Copy !req
995. The day when our world became just right.Copy !req
996. How's it going?Copy !req
997. Can you see anything up there?Copy !req
998. Not yet, Perrito...Copy !req
999. You okay?Copy !req
1000. Sí, I am good.Copy !req
1001. So good.Copy !req
1002. If you wanted to hold my hand,Copy !req
1003. all you had to do is ask.Copy !req
1004. Just feel free to pull me up
whenever you get a chance.Copy !req
1005. Oh, I was just remembering
the last time I offered you my hand.Copy !req
1006. Only, that time,
I believe you had cold feet.Copy !req
1007. Kitty.Copy !req
1008. About that day,Copy !req
1009. Puss in Boots is not
supposed to be afraid.Copy !req
1010. But outside that church in Santa Coloma,Copy !req
1011. that was the first time I ever felt fear.Copy !req
1012. So I ran.Copy !req
1013. It was a mistake, Kitty.Copy !req
1014. It's okay.Copy !req
1015. - No, no. It was cowardly.
- It's okay.Copy !req
1016. - You alone at the altar.
- Puss.Copy !req
1017. In your beautiful, poofy wedding dress.Copy !req
1018. Puss! It's okay.Copy !req
1019. I didn't show up, either.Copy !req
1020. Wait, what?Copy !req
1021. What do you mean, you didn't show up?Copy !req
1022. Well, I knew I could never compete
with your one true love.Copy !req
1023. - Who?
- Yourself.Copy !req
1024. The legend.Copy !req
1025. I wasn't gonna show up for that guy.Copy !req
1026. But you don't seem like that guy anymore.Copy !req
1027. Everything okay up there?Copy !req
1028. I'm giving you a thumbs-up,
just so you know.Copy !req
1029. Puss.Copy !req
1030. Look.Copy !req
1031. What do you think, bug?Copy !req
1032. Do I wait for the cats to steal the map
and then kill them,Copy !req
1033. or do I just kill everybody all at once?Copy !req
1034. You know, I'm starting to think
you don't appreciate the value of a life.Copy !req
1035. What? No. I mean, I love these guys.Copy !req
1036. Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface.Copy !req
1037. There's good in all people.
There's good in all people.Copy !req
1038. You know, Jack,
maybe we need to dig a little deeper.Copy !req
1039. Tell me about your childhood.Copy !req
1040. You know, I never had much as a kid.Copy !req
1041. Just loving parentsCopy !req
1042. and stability and a mansionCopy !req
1043. and a thriving baked goods enterprise
for me to inherit.Copy !req
1044. Useless crap like that.Copy !req
1045. But once I get my wish,Copy !req
1046. I'll finally have the one thing
that will make me happy.Copy !req
1047. Oh, well, what's that?Copy !req
1048. All of the magic in the world. For me.Copy !req
1049. And no one else gets any.Copy !req
1050. Is that so much?Copy !req
1051. Yes!Copy !req
1052. Agree to disagree.
All right, bring it over.Copy !req
1053. No, no, no!Copy !req
1054. Help!Copy !req
1055. Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!Copy !req
1056. Well, you know what they say.Copy !req
1057. Can't bake a pie
without losing a dozen men.Copy !req
1058. That was horrible.Copy !req
1059. Your wish is horrible.Copy !req
1060. You're horrible!Copy !req
1061. You're an irredeemable monster!Copy !req
1062. What took you so long, idiot?Copy !req
1063. You're not chatty, are you?Copy !req
1064. Okay, you take the window,
I'll take the chimney.Copy !req
1065. - What do I take?
- You take it easy, Perrito.Copy !req
1066. We need you to stay here and...Copy !req
1067. - Guard our rear.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1068. On your six.
Got your rears eyeballed and covered.Copy !req
1069. Hands in, crew.Copy !req
1070. Ready?Copy !req
1071. Go, Team Friendship!Copy !req
1072. Team Friendship? I did not agree to this.Copy !req
1073. Yeah, do better. Try harder.Copy !req
1074. No, just a placeholder name, you know.Copy !req
1075. I'll workshop it, okay? Go get 'em, tiger!Copy !req
1076. Hey! Take it easy.Copy !req
1077. - Ready to get our wish back?
- "Our wish"?Copy !req
1078. Well, I've been thinking,
if you play your cards right,Copy !req
1079. maybe we could share the wish.Copy !req
1080. Share the wish.Copy !req
1081. It's gone!Copy !req
1082. Wake up! Someone's nicked the map.Copy !req
1083. What's all this?
What's all this bother about?Copy !req
1084. Oi! Did you not hear her?Copy !req
1085. The map is missing.Copy !req
1086. Somebody took it.Copy !req
1087. Hola.Copy !req
1088. Oi! You crimin' us
when we just crimed you?Copy !req
1089. No. No crime-backs.Copy !req
1090. Oh, you're dead cat meat.Copy !req
1091. Okay, okay, okay. It's all yours!Copy !req
1092. Nowhere to go, Softpaws.Copy !req
1093. Really? Let's see what the map has to say.Copy !req
1094. No!Copy !req
1095. Our cabin!Copy !req
1096. My honey! What the dickens?Copy !req
1097. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1098. Oh, no.Copy !req
1099. - We're coming, Gol...
- I'll get it. I'll get it.Copy !req
1100. - Get off me, ya big lump.
- Hold on!Copy !req
1101. I'm coming, Team...Copy !req
1102. Sorry, sorry, sorry!Copy !req
1103. Shall we dance? I'll lead.Copy !req
1104. Too hot!Copy !req
1105. Too cold! Brain freeze.Copy !req
1106. Oh, that is just right.Copy !req
1107. Aye? What the...Copy !req
1108. No!Copy !req
1109. Oi!Copy !req
1110. Forget something?Copy !req
1111. They got Perrito!Copy !req
1112. Don't worry, we can track them with this.Copy !req
1113. Wait, stop!Copy !req
1114. Puss, watch out!Copy !req
1115. Kitty!Copy !req
1116. Puss!Copy !req
1117. Look!Copy !req
1118. There! There they are. Just out there.Copy !req
1119. You go get Perrito.
I'll find a way out of here.Copy !req
1120. Puss.Copy !req
1121. Hey, good-looking.Copy !req
1122. Why so jumpy, amigo?Copy !req
1123. - What's happening?
- Hello, Puss.Copy !req
1124. Gazpacho?Copy !req
1125. Long time, no see.Copy !req
1126. Always a pleasure to see me.Copy !req
1127. Hola, number nineCopy !req
1128. It's a proper party
now that all nine of us are here.Copy !req
1129. - Yeah!
- ¡Sí! Fiesta!Copy !req
1130. You know what?Copy !req
1131. I love you guys.Copy !req
1132. So, you are my former lives?Copy !req
1133. Reflections of the good ol' days.Copy !req
1134. Okay.Copy !req
1135. Back when we were larger than life.Copy !req
1136. A legend!Copy !req
1137. We dance.Copy !req
1138. We singCopy !req
1139. - We are strong.
- Like the bull!Copy !req
1140. Numero nueve, you remember this one?Copy !req
1141. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1142. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1143. Well, that's it. Game over, innit?Copy !req
1144. Them cats stole the stolen map we stole,Copy !req
1145. and we ended up with diddly-squat.
Nothing.Copy !req
1146. Or maybeCopy !req
1147. we could be happy without a wish.Copy !req
1148. What are we doing?Copy !req
1149. They ain't coming back.Copy !req
1150. Goodbye, purple trousers.Copy !req
1151. Oh, they'll come back. For him.Copy !req
1152. You're darn tootin'.Copy !req
1153. Puss and Kitty always rescue me
when I'm kidnapped,Copy !req
1154. which happens a lot,Copy !req
1155. 'cause we're a team.Copy !req
1156. - Aw, that's lovely.
- Yep.Copy !req
1157. Team Friendship.Copy !req
1158. No! That is a crap name.Copy !req
1159. Well, we're still workshopping it.Copy !req
1160. Oh, them cats ain't gonna risk their lives
for this daft little pup.Copy !req
1161. You're just sayin' that
because you want to eat 'im.Copy !req
1162. I do not.Copy !req
1163. I just wanna pet him with my teeth.Copy !req
1164. Stop thinking about your belly, Baby.Copy !req
1165. In fact, stop thinking, period.Copy !req
1166. You'll just hurt yourself, you muppet.Copy !req
1167. "Muppet."Copy !req
1168. And why would I listen
to a porridge-stealing orphan like you?Copy !req
1169. You're not even a bear.Copy !req
1170. Zing!Copy !req
1171. I'm more of a bear than you are.Copy !req
1172. She got you.Copy !req
1173. You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella.Copy !req
1174. - Oh!
- Well, that's rich, coming from you, Baby,Copy !req
1175. - 'cause you know what you are?
- Wait for it.Copy !req
1176. You're a daft, fat,Copy !req
1177. slow-thinking, no-reading, Lyme-diseased,Copy !req
1178. - flea-ridden dingleberry bear.
- Boom!Copy !req
1179. I haven't got dingleberries.Copy !req
1180. No, you do. You do have 'em.Copy !req
1181. - Dingleberries!
- Oi!Copy !req
1182. You shut up, you little mutt,
or I'll cut you from pooper to snooter!Copy !req
1183. I'm in the mix now! Okay!Copy !req
1184. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1185. You're all a bunch of knuckle-dragging,Copy !req
1186. honey-scrounging, grub...Copy !req
1187. oafish... munching,Copy !req
1188. mangy... nugget...Copy !req
1189. and your snooter!Copy !req
1190. I like the cut of his jib.Copy !req
1191. Ah! This is great.Copy !req
1192. Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin'
and poopin' and snootin'.Copy !req
1193. Oh, I wish I had a family like this.Copy !req
1194. Speaking from one orphan
to another, Goldi,Copy !req
1195. you won the orphan lottery.Copy !req
1196. I like his jib as well.Copy !req
1197. - Let's keep him.
- What?Copy !req
1198. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1199. No! We said no crime-backs.Copy !req
1200. No, Baby, wait!Copy !req
1201. Ow! Not the bees!Copy !req
1202. The legend will never dieCopy !req
1203. Bravo!Copy !req
1204. One more number.Copy !req
1205. No, no, sorry, fellas.Copy !req
1206. This has been fun, huh?Copy !req
1207. Yeah. But could you tell me
how to get out of here?Copy !req
1208. I've got to get back to Dog and Kitty.Copy !req
1209. I thought you were going to get the wish.Copy !req
1210. You got the map. You don't need them.Copy !req
1211. Yeah, get those lives back.Copy !req
1212. Become the legend again,Copy !req
1213. town to town.Copy !req
1214. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1215. - Puss in Boots!
- Party to party.Copy !req
1216. Puss in Boots walks alone.Copy !req
1217. Yeah,Copy !req
1218. Puss in Boots walks alone.Copy !req
1219. Was the legend so big,
there was no room for anyone else?Copy !req
1220. Oh, the legend's still big, gato.Copy !req
1221. It's you that got small.Copy !req
1222. Yeah, you changed, man.Copy !req
1223. I hear he's best friends with a dog now.Copy !req
1224. And he doesn't even have a sword.Copy !req
1225. Some hero.Copy !req
1226. You've become a scaredy-cat.Copy !req
1227. We should call him Wuss in Boots.Copy !req
1228. No, no. Didn't you hear?Copy !req
1229. His new name is Pickles.Copy !req
1230. So lame.Copy !req
1231. Where's your litter box, Pickles?Copy !req
1232. You know what? You guys are jerks!Copy !req
1233. Which is very conflicting for me.Copy !req
1234. I'll find my own way out. Adiós.Copy !req
1235. Oh, you think you're better than us?Copy !req
1236. Without us,
you will always live a life of...Copy !req
1237. Fear.Copy !req
1238. You.Copy !req
1239. I do love the smell of fear.Copy !req
1240. - It's intoxicating.
- It is?Copy !req
1241. Sorry to crash the party
with your past lives,Copy !req
1242. or your past deaths,
as I like to call 'em.Copy !req
1243. I was there to witness all of them.Copy !req
1244. Each frivolous end.Copy !req
1245. But you didn't even notice meCopy !req
1246. because Puss in Boots laughs
in the face of death, right?Copy !req
1247. But you're not laughing now.Copy !req
1248. You are no bounty hunter. You are...Copy !req
1249. Death.Copy !req
1250. And I don't mean it metaphorically,
or rhetorically,Copy !req
1251. or poetically, or theoretically,Copy !req
1252. or in any other fancy way.Copy !req
1253. I'm Death,Copy !req
1254. straight up.Copy !req
1255. And I've come for you, Puss in Boots.Copy !req
1256. But I'm still alive.Copy !req
1257. You know,Copy !req
1258. I'm not a cat person.Copy !req
1259. I find the very idea of nine lives absurd.Copy !req
1260. And you didn't value any of them.Copy !req
1261. So, why don't I do us both a favorCopy !req
1262. and take this last one now?Copy !req
1263. That's cheating!Copy !req
1264. Don't tell.Copy !req
1265. Run, Puss in Boots! Make the wish!Copy !req
1266. Go ahead. Run for it.Copy !req
1267. Makes it more fun for me.Copy !req
1268. Run.Copy !req
1269. Run.Copy !req
1270. Run.Copy !req
1271. Run.Copy !req
1272. Run.Copy !req
1273. Hey, Puss!Copy !req
1274. Run.Copy !req
1275. Puss! Puss, we're here.Copy !req
1276. Where's he going?Copy !req
1277. Run.Copy !req
1278. Run.Copy !req
1279. That's the third time
we've passed that same rock, Baby.Copy !req
1280. Oh, not again!Copy !req
1281. What do you want me to do?
I've lost the scent.Copy !req
1282. You only have one job.Copy !req
1283. The one thing that makes you mildly useful
is your nose,Copy !req
1284. - and apparently, you can't even use that!
- Goldi.Copy !req
1285. I'm starting to think this wish
isn't what you promised us.Copy !req
1286. - Leave off, Baby.
- So, what is it?Copy !req
1287. What's your "just right"?Copy !req
1288. What's so blasted importantCopy !req
1289. that you've got us stranded
in this haunted forest?Copy !req
1290. I'm getting a family! That's what.
A proper family.Copy !req
1291. Then everything will be just right.Copy !req
1292. Your "just right" is getting rid of us?Copy !req
1293. Well, I guess some people stick around
until the porridge is gone,Copy !req
1294. eh, Goldi?Copy !req
1295. Come on.Copy !req
1296. You didn't think I would actually stay.Copy !req
1297. I'm not a bear.Copy !req
1298. I was always afraid
it was too good to last.Copy !req
1299. And whether you think
we're your family or not,Copy !req
1300. if this is something
that will make you happy,Copy !req
1301. we'll get you that wish.Copy !req
1302. Come on, boys.Copy !req
1303. Oh, what a good boy am I.Copy !req
1304. "Star light, star bright,Copy !req
1305. first star I see tonight.Copy !req
1306. I wish..."Copy !req
1307. I can't believe I fell for it again.Copy !req
1308. Kitty, you don't understand.Copy !req
1309. Don't understand what?Copy !req
1310. That you've been playing me
this whole time?Copy !req
1311. I need this wish.Copy !req
1312. Oh, yeah? You wanna know what my wish was?Copy !req
1313. Someone, anyone I could trust.Copy !req
1314. Hey.Copy !req
1315. In my whole life, I've never had that.Copy !req
1316. But I thought I finally found that someone
without a wish.Copy !req
1317. I thought it was you.Copy !req
1318. But you're still running.Copy !req
1319. Still the same old Puss in Boots.Copy !req
1320. But I'm not! I am not Puss in Boots.Copy !req
1321. I am on my last life.Copy !req
1322. I need to get my lives back.Copy !req
1323. Without them, I am not...Copy !req
1324. What? The legend?Copy !req
1325. I still can't compete
with your one true love.Copy !req
1326. Go on. Get your lives back.Copy !req
1327. Just keep them out of mine.Copy !req
1328. Kitty, Death is after me!Copy !req
1329. What?Copy !req
1330. I've been called a lot of things,Copy !req
1331. but never Death.Copy !req
1332. I like it. That's my wish!Copy !req
1333. Oi!Copy !req
1334. That's Goldi's wish.Copy !req
1335. Grab him!Copy !req
1336. Move! Out of my way!Copy !req
1337. I've got it! I've got it!Copy !req
1338. Don't got it.Copy !req
1339. That's mine!Copy !req
1340. Bang, bang, bang!Copy !req
1341. Oh, come on! You walked into that one.Copy !req
1342. Mr. Horner, I need your help!Copy !req
1343. Duly noted, but a little busy
at the moment. Pew, pew!Copy !req
1344. Mr. Horner!Copy !req
1345. It's bear season!Copy !req
1346. Oi! I'm gonna bust you up, plum thumb,Copy !req
1347. and then I'm gonna wear your clothes!Copy !req
1348. That was weird.Copy !req
1349. No, no. No, no, no!Copy !req
1350. - Baby!
- Mama, help!Copy !req
1351. I got you!Copy !req
1352. - Papa!
- Son!Copy !req
1353. I'm coming! I got you.Copy !req
1354. Help!Copy !req
1355. - Hold on!
- Something's happening!Copy !req
1356. Help me!Copy !req
1357. No, no, no!Copy !req
1358. Hang on, son!Copy !req
1359. I can't stop it!Copy !req
1360. Mama, I'm slipping! I'm slipping!Copy !req
1361. Like I told you, Baby,Copy !req
1362. you're the smash, I'm the grab.Copy !req
1363. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1364. No!Copy !req
1365. Hey, Softpaws.
How do you like these apples?Copy !req
1366. Die! Blow up already.Copy !req
1367. Softpaws!Copy !req
1368. Okay, okay, you know,Copy !req
1369. maybe it's time to bury the hatchet!Copy !req
1370. Oh, I shouldn't have telegraphed it!Copy !req
1371. Yeah. I don't know what to do with this,Copy !req
1372. but if you think you need those lives...Copy !req
1373. Thank you, Perrito.Copy !req
1374. You know, I've only ever had one life,Copy !req
1375. but sharing it with you and KittyCopy !req
1376. has made it pretty special.Copy !req
1377. Maybe one life is enough.Copy !req
1378. What is that?Copy !req
1379. Who's that?Copy !req
1380. He's here for me.Copy !req
1381. Puss!Copy !req
1382. I've enjoyed the chase, gato,Copy !req
1383. but I think we've reached the end now,
you and I.Copy !req
1384. You gonna take the coward's way out?Copy !req
1385. Run away to more lives?Copy !req
1386. Or are you gonna fight?Copy !req
1387. Pick it up.Copy !req
1388. Go on, pick it up.Copy !req
1389. What's the matter?Copy !req
1390. Lives flashing before your eyes?Copy !req
1391. No. Just one.Copy !req
1392. I'm done running.Copy !req
1393. Fear me, if you dare!Copy !req
1394. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
1395. Bien. Muy bien.Copy !req
1396. You really gotta stop losing that.Copy !req
1397. Say hello to my gatito blade.Copy !req
1398. Come on!Copy !req
1399. Pick it up.Copy !req
1400. I know I can never defeat you, lobo,Copy !req
1401. but I will never stop fighting
for this life.Copy !req
1402. You're ruining this for me.Copy !req
1403. I came here for an arrogant, little legendCopy !req
1404. who thought he was immortal.Copy !req
1405. But I don't see him anymore.Copy !req
1406. Live your life, Puss in Boots.
Live it well.Copy !req
1407. You know we will meet again, right?Copy !req
1408. You know, when you said
Death was after you,Copy !req
1409. I thought you were
just being melodramatic.Copy !req
1410. The wish is yours.Copy !req
1411. You deserve someone you can trust.Copy !req
1412. I don't need it.
I've got what I wished for.Copy !req
1413. No magic required.Copy !req
1414. Ah. Magic snacks.Copy !req
1415. Holy frijoles.Copy !req
1416. I was worried for a second
I would come out naked,Copy !req
1417. but my clothes grew, too. Cool.Copy !req
1418. Thank you.Copy !req
1419. Gotcha!Copy !req
1420. The last wish.Copy !req
1421. It's mine!Copy !req
1422. "Star light,Copy !req
1423. star bright,Copy !req
1424. first star I see tonight..."Copy !req
1425. Perrito!Copy !req
1426. "... I wish I may, I wish I mightCopy !req
1427. - have this wish..."
- Señor Horner!Copy !req
1428. Please don't make that wish. Please?Copy !req
1429. Please.Copy !req
1430. What are you doing?Copy !req
1431. Please.Copy !req
1432. Seriously, are you having
a hernia or something?Copy !req
1433. Pretty please.Copy !req
1434. They're such pools of vulnerability.Copy !req
1435. It's so cuteCopy !req
1436. how you think that would work on me.Copy !req
1437. Don't you know I'm dead inside?Copy !req
1438. By the way, your nose is bleeding.Copy !req
1439. Oh.Copy !req
1440. I was just buying some time
for Team Friendship.Copy !req
1441. Team what?Copy !req
1442. Spanish Splinter!Copy !req
1443. Ow!Copy !req
1444. Hey!Copy !req
1445. What have you done?Copy !req
1446. No!Copy !req
1447. The map. My wish.Copy !req
1448. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1449. It's mine.Copy !req
1450. You looking for something?Copy !req
1451. Consider this my resignation, mister.Copy !req
1452. What?Copy !req
1453. What did I do to deserve this?Copy !req
1454. I mean, what, specifically?Copy !req
1455. Gorgeous.Copy !req
1456. I hate to say it,
but should we make a wish?Copy !req
1457. Kitty, one life spent with youCopy !req
1458. is all that I could wish for.Copy !req
1459. You saved my life, sis.Copy !req
1460. You was gonna make the wish,
but you didn't make the wishCopy !req
1461. 'cause you wanted to save your family.Copy !req
1462. And I was really scared. And then...Copy !req
1463. Oi, don't get so blubbery about it.Copy !req
1464. Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?Copy !req
1465. I'm sorry you didn't
get your wish, Goldi, love.Copy !req
1466. But I did, Mama. I did get my wish.Copy !req
1467. EverythingCopy !req
1468. is just right.Copy !req
1469. Oh. Oh, now you've made me cry.Copy !req
1470. Aw!Copy !req
1471. Now, what say we all
go home and hibernate?Copy !req
1472. Goldi, you are a chip
off the old block, you are.Copy !req
1473. Well, what can I say?Copy !req
1474. I won the orphan lottery.Copy !req
1475. Softpaws. Boots.Copy !req
1476. - Goldi.
- Bears.Copy !req
1477. Hey, Baby, you got any ideas
for our next job?Copy !req
1478. Oh! Remember that pie factory?Copy !req
1479. I suspect that they might be
experiencing a leadership vacuum.Copy !req
1480. Oh, family business. Oh, how exciting!Copy !req
1481. Now's a good time to talk about
ethical business practices.Copy !req
1482. There's a talking cockroach on my nose!
Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
1483. Hold still.Copy !req
1484. Wait just a second.Copy !req
1485. Hey! Hang on!Copy !req
1486. Hey, Perrito. About that name.
Let's pick one out for you.Copy !req
1487. Yeah. Oh, what about "Chiquito"?Copy !req
1488. "Chomper." What do you think, Perrito?
Chomper, no?Copy !req
1489. I got it, I got it. How about "Jeff"?Copy !req
1490. - Jeff?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1491. He doesn't have a Jeff's face.Copy !req
1492. You know, if it's the same to you,
I think I'll just stick with Perrito.Copy !req
1493. I kinda like it,
since that's what my friends call me.Copy !req
1494. Then "Perrito" it shall be.Copy !req
1495. You know, to be honest,
"Chomper" is pretty good.Copy !req
1496. Yeah, but no.Copy !req
1497. Well, we'll keep workshopping it.Copy !req
1498. I want this vacation to be perfect!Copy !req
1499. Did you remember to pack my captain's hat?Copy !req
1500. Yes, Governor. And your captain's shoes,
your captain's coatCopy !req
1501. and your captain's pajamas.Copy !req
1502. And what about... My boat!Copy !req
1503. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1504. Perrito!Copy !req
1505. Team Friendship? We did not agree to this.Copy !req
1506. Yeah, it makes us look ridiculous.Copy !req
1507. Too late now. It's official.Copy !req
1508. Seagull!Copy !req
1509. Steady as she goes, Perrito.Copy !req
1510. Dokey-doke.Copy !req
1511. Where are we headed, anyways?Copy !req
1512. Off to find new adventures,
and to see some old friends.Copy !req
1513. Welcome to my fiesta!Copy !req
1514. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1515. To more, a hero.Copy !req
1516. To all, a legend.Copy !req
1517. Who's brave and ready for trouble?Copy !req
1518. You are, you areCopy !req
1519. Who is so unbelievably humble?Copy !req
1520. You are, you areCopy !req
1521. Who's the gato who rolls the dice?Copy !req
1522. You are, you areCopy !req
1523. And gambles with his lifeCopy !req
1524. You are, you areCopy !req
1525. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1526. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1527. Puss in BootsCopy !req
1528. Puss in BootsCopy !req
1529. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1530. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1531. He's the blade of justiceCopy !req
1532. To more, a hero.Copy !req
1533. Fighting for the peopleCopy !req
1534. To all, a legend.Copy !req
1535. Puss in BootsCopy !req
1536. Puss in Boots?Copy !req
1537. Puss in BootsCopy !req
1538. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1539. Love that song.Copy !req
1540. Bravo!Copy !req
1541. Who's ready for trouble?Copy !req
1542. You are, you areCopy !req
1543. Who is unbelievably humble?Copy !req
1544. You are, you areCopy !req
1545. Who's never been touched by a blade?Copy !req
1546. You are, you areCopy !req
1547. Puss in Boots is never afraidCopy !req
1548. You are, you areCopy !req
1549. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1550. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1551. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
1552. Who is your favorite fearless hero?Copy !req
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