1. Star light, star bright,Copy !req
2. first star I see tonight.Copy !req
3. I wish I may, I wish I mightCopy !req
4. have this wish I wish tonight.Copy !req
5. Once upon a time,
a Wishing Star fell from the sky…Copy !req
6. scorching the great woods black.Copy !req
7. The Dark Forest was born,Copy !req
8. the Wishing Star hidden at its centerCopy !req
9. filling it with new lifeCopy !req
10. and the legend of a single wish
locked away in the starCopy !req
11. waiting to be granted.Copy !req
12. Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Copy !req
13. Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Copy !req
14. Welcome to my fiesta!Copy !req
15. Make yourselves at home, yeah!Copy !req
16. Come on, eat.Copy !req
17. Drink up.Copy !req
18. Good to see you again.Copy !req
19. Papa! He stepped on my face!Copy !req
20. And we will never wash it again.Copy !req
21. People of Cordova!Copy !req
22. It's Del Mar!Copy !req
23. People of Del Mar!Copy !req
24. Accept this golden gift
from Puss in Boots!Copy !req
25. Play a song!Copy !req
26. No, no, no. I couldn't.Copy !req
27. Sing, Puss, sing!Copy !req
28. Nah, I couldn't possibly…Copy !req
29. My clothes!Copy !req
30. My wig!Copy !req
31. My portrait!Copy !req
32. Oh! Hey, Governor!Copy !req
33. One second.Copy !req
34. The outlaw Puss in Boots!Copy !req
35. Welcome! Mi casa es su casa.Copy !req
36. No, su casa es mi casa.Copy !req
37. Arrest these filthy peasants…Copy !req
38. …and bring me the head of Puss in Boots!Copy !req
39. Hey! This is a party!
Where is the music?Copy !req
40. Puss in Boots has never
been touched by a blade.Copy !req
41. But you?Copy !req
42. Skin that cat!Copy !req
43. Governor, lighten up.Copy !req
44. Ha-ha!Copy !req
45. Uh-oh.Copy !req
46. Silly guards.
Dog piles don't work on cats.Copy !req
47. Holy frijoles.Copy !req
48. You awoke the sleeping giant
of Del Mar!Copy !req
49. Giddyap!Copy !req
50. Whee! I'm flying!Copy !req
51. No! You are not flying!
I will save you!Copy !req
52. - Save me too!
- If it's convenient!Copy !req
53. You! Launch me.Copy !req
54. Mmm.Copy !req
55. And the rest of you, play double time!Copy !req
56. Oh!Copy !req
57. Spanish Splinter!Copy !req
58. Gracias.Copy !req
59. Fear me, if you dare!Copy !req
60. Yee-ha!Copy !req
61. Yeah!Copy !req
62. Whoo-ha-ha!Copy !req
63. Hey, giant!Copy !req
64. Pray for mercy from…Copy !req
65. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
66. Hey, you wanna see something cool?Copy !req
67. Yes!Copy !req
68. Gracias, Del Mar! You have been great!Copy !req
69. Get home safely! Good night!Copy !req
70. Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!Copy !req
71. You are still here?Copy !req
72. Okay, okay. One more number.Copy !req
73. I call this one
"The Legend Will Never Die."Copy !req
74. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
75. Puss.Copy !req
76. Puss?Copy !req
77. Puss in Boots?Copy !req
78. Where... Where am I?Copy !req
79. Not to worry.
You're in good hands.Copy !req
80. My hands!Copy !req
81. I am the village doctor.Copy !req
82. I am also the village barber,
veterinarian, dentist and witch-finder.Copy !req
83. And in my professional opinion…Copy !req
84. …you need a wash, a blow out
and a little trim around the hindquarters.Copy !req
85. - Uh…
- That's my professional barber opinion.Copy !req
86. But putting on my doctor's hat,
I think we need to run a few tests.Copy !req
87. All right. Reflexes.Copy !req
88. Cat-like. Temperature.Copy !req
89. Now lift your tail and relax.Copy !req
90. Trust me. I run hot. Yep.Copy !req
91. Then how about the latest
in modern medical technology?Copy !req
92. Leeches!
To draw out the evil humors.Copy !req
93. Suit yourself. More for me.Copy !req
94. Uh, listen, Doctor.Copy !req
95. Thanks for everything,
but I am feeling great.Copy !req
96. Strong, like a bull! You know?Copy !req
97. Now, do you know a good place
to get some gazpacho?Copy !req
98. Please. This is serious.Copy !req
99. What is it?Copy !req
100. Puss in Boots, how do I say this?Copy !req
101. You died.Copy !req
102. Doctor, please.Copy !req
103. Relax! I am Puss in Boots.Copy !req
104. I laugh at death!Copy !req
105. You see?Copy !req
106. And anyway, I am a cat.
I have nine lives.Copy !req
107. And how many times
have you died already?Copy !req
108. Uh… I don't know. I never counted.Copy !req
109. - I am not really a math guy, you know?
- Gato!Copy !req
110. Take it easy, Doctor. Let's see…Copy !req
111. There was the running of the bulls
in Pamplona.Copy !req
112. Hola, señorita.Copy !req
113. Do you like gazpacho?Copy !req
114. Guess it's not your night, huh, fellas?Copy !req
115. I am telling you,
a cat always lands on his feet!Copy !req
116. Watch!Copy !req
117. No! Puss in Boots doesn't need a spotter.Copy !req
118. Watch!Copy !req
119. No need to pull into port.
This will revolutionize travel.Copy !req
120. Watch!Copy !req
121. Uh, excuse me,
does this have shellfish in it?Copy !req
122. Yes, sir.Copy !req
123. Meh!Copy !req
124. Puss, I think you set
the oven too high!Copy !req
125. - I am a master of the baking. Watch!
- Whoa!Copy !req
126. And then there was the giant today.Copy !req
127. So what is that? Like, uh, four?Copy !req
128. That makes eight, Puss.
You are down to your last life.Copy !req
129. My prescription,
no more adventures for you.Copy !req
130. You need to retire.Copy !req
131. Me? Retire?Copy !req
132. Are you the village comedian as well?Copy !req
133. Puss. Is there any safe place you can go?Copy !req
134. Any special someone you can rely on
in this moment of need?Copy !req
135. I am Puss in Boots,
loved by one and all.Copy !req
136. Anyone in particular?Copy !req
137. I mean, how could I possibly choose?Copy !req
138. Mm-hmm.
This is the address of Mama Luna.Copy !req
139. She is a cat fancier,
always on the lookout for a new lap-cat.Copy !req
140. You will be safe there.Copy !req
141. Lap-cat?Copy !req
142. I am no lap-cat, Doctor.Copy !req
143. I am Puss in Boots!Copy !req
144. Not anymore.Copy !req
145. Barber's orders.
I mean, doctor's orders.Copy !req
146. And remember, Puss.Copy !req
147. Death comes for us all. Treat?Copy !req
148. You really got to work on
your bedside manner.Copy !req
149. Ha! I am Puss in Boots!
I am no one's lap-cat.Copy !req
150. That doctor is a quack and a crazy man.Copy !req
151. He should stick to cutting hair.Copy !req
152. Last call, Señor Boots.Copy !req
153. Another glass of cream.
Make it your heaviest.Copy !req
154. Oh! I keep the heavy stuff in the back.Copy !req
155. Huh! Retire.Copy !req
156. You are too good-looking to retire.Copy !req
157. Well, well, if it isn't
Puss in Boots himself.Copy !req
158. In the flesh.Copy !req
159. Uh, hey.Copy !req
160. There's the famous hat.Copy !req
161. The feather.Copy !req
162. And of course, the boots.Copy !req
163. My compliments to your cobbler.Copy !req
164. Thanks. Good to meet you too.Copy !req
165. Hey, I never do this,
but can I get your autograph?Copy !req
166. Been following you for a long time.Copy !req
167. Sign right there.Copy !req
168. Puss in Boots
laughs in the face of death,Copy !req
169. bounty hunter.Copy !req
170. So I've heard.Copy !req
171. You will find
your reward does not come easily,Copy !req
172. this I tell you.Copy !req
173. Everyone thinks they'll be the one
to defeat me,Copy !req
174. but no one's escaped me yet.Copy !req
175. All right, let's get it over with.Copy !req
176. Fear me, if you dare…Copy !req
177. Okay, no more messing around. Huh!Copy !req
178. Slow. Sloppy. Sad.Copy !req
179. Yow!Copy !req
180. You're not living up to the legend, gato.Copy !req
181. I just love the smell of fear.Copy !req
182. What's the matter?Copy !req
183. Lives flashing before your eyes?Copy !req
184. Pick it up.Copy !req
185. Pick… it… up.Copy !req
186. I am no longer worthy.Copy !req
187. I'm sorry.Copy !req
188. We are gathered here today
to say goodbyeCopy !req
189. to Puss in Boots.Copy !req
190. There are no words
to express such a loss.Copy !req
191. Thank you.Copy !req
192. But it would be a crime not to try.Copy !req
193. He was known across the land
by many names.Copy !req
194. The Stabby Tabby.Copy !req
195. El Macho Gato.Copy !req
196. The Leche Whisperer.Copy !req
197. To some, an outlaw.Copy !req
198. To more, a hero.Copy !req
199. To all, a legend.Copy !req
200. I was right.
Words were not enough.Copy !req
201. But perhaps a song.Copy !req
202. You were! You were!Copy !req
203. I told you health department
people, there are no cats here!Copy !req
204. Uh… Meow?Copy !req
205. You're not from the health department,
are you?Copy !req
206. No, you're not.Copy !req
207. We better get you inside
because, baby, they are always watching.Copy !req
208. I am Mama Luna.
And this is my home.Copy !req
209. And now, it's your home too.Copy !req
210. Your forever home.Copy !req
211. I bet you never even had a name.Copy !req
212. But you know what,
I have thought of something perfect.Copy !req
213. I shall call you…Copy !req
214. …Pickles!Copy !req
215. Brother cats, sister kitties,Copy !req
216. meet your new roommate.Copy !req
217. Say hello, Pickles.Copy !req
218. Meow? Huh?Copy !req
219. Oh!Copy !req
220. What? Did I say something salty?
It's my second language.Copy !req
221. Stupid mittens. Get off me.Copy !req
222. Oh, no.Copy !req
223. This is a person potty, Pickles.Copy !req
224. That's your potty.Copy !req
225. So this is where dignity goes to die.Copy !req
226. No, no way.Copy !req
227. Uh-uh-uh!Copy !req
228. Meow?Copy !req
229. You got the scent?Copy !req
230. These are too small,
and these are too big.Copy !req
231. But these ones…Copy !req
232. these ones are just right.Copy !req
233. Baby! Track that cat.Copy !req
234. Do you mind? Trying to eat here.Copy !req
235. I mean, meow… whatever.Copy !req
236. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
237. You're a talking cat? I'm a talking cat.Copy !req
238. Let's talk.Copy !req
239. I'd rather eat.Copy !req
240. Oh, not a problem.Copy !req
241. We can eat and talk at the same time.Copy !req
242. No habla inglés.Copy !req
243. - I don't speak Spanish either.
- You're funny.Copy !req
244. Ugh.Copy !req
245. - Okay. Good talk.
- Whoa, hang on.Copy !req
246. Pickles? Is that your name?Copy !req
247. Me, I don't have a name.
Or a home.Copy !req
248. So, I'm no expert,
but you don't look like a "Pickles."Copy !req
249. Well, you don't look like a cat.Copy !req
250. Okay, okay, okay. Full disclosure.Copy !req
251. I'm not a cat. I'm a dog.Copy !req
252. Hi, Bon Bon.Copy !req
253. Meow.Copy !req
254. Oh! Pickles has a new girlfriend? Okay.Copy !req
255. I live under the porch.
It can get a little lonely down there.Copy !req
256. It's mostly controlled
by the rats and the centipedes,Copy !req
257. but I have my own little corner.Copy !req
258. Congratulations.Copy !req
259. I just come up here
for the food and the friends.Copy !req
260. Mostly... Mostly the food.Copy !req
261. Please don't tell anyone. I need this.Copy !req
262. I won't tell. I don't care.Copy !req
263. So you'll keep my secret?
A secret between friends?Copy !req
264. Just a secret.Copy !req
265. It's funny.
Despite all this best friend bonding,Copy !req
266. you're still a mystery to me, Pickles.Copy !req
267. What's your story?Copy !req
268. My story…Copy !req
269. What are we looking at?Copy !req
270. …it's over.Copy !req
271. Oh, no.Copy !req
272. Wanna rub my belly?Copy !req
273. Hmm?Copy !req
274. What… What's happening?Copy !req
275. - Rub.
- Hard pass.Copy !req
276. Come on, rub. I need the practice.Copy !req
277. I'm gonna be a therapy dog someday.Copy !req
278. What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
279. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
280. When people feel bad,
they can rub my belly.Copy !req
281. It'll make 'em feel better.Copy !req
282. - Rub my belly.
- No.Copy !req
283. - Come on! Rub it.
- No. Not happening.Copy !req
284. - Rub it!
- No!Copy !req
285. Let me be clear.
I don't want to touch your belly, okay?Copy !req
286. Okeydoke. So, what do you want?Copy !req
287. I want to be left alone.Copy !req
288. You're back.Copy !req
289. Oh, I never left.Copy !req
290. The wolf. He found me.Copy !req
291. Hello, missus.Copy !req
292. We're looking for a cat. This cat.Copy !req
293. We've got an offer for him.Copy !req
294. What could they possibly
want to offer Puss in Boots?Copy !req
295. What's a Puss in Boots?Copy !req
296. Seriously?Copy !req
297. I told you health department people,
there are no cats here!Copy !req
298. Make her talk.Copy !req
299. Excuse me, my darling.Copy !req
300. We're looking for
the legendary Puss in Boots.Copy !req
301. Have you perhaps… seen him?Copy !req
302. Too soft.Copy !req
303. Out with it, you old biddy,
or I'll have your guts for garters.Copy !req
304. Too hard! That was not "just right."Copy !req
305. Oi, Baby, sniff him out.Copy !req
306. You don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
307. Listen to your sister, Baby.Copy !req
308. She's not my sister!
She's a fugitive orphan.Copy !req
309. - Ow!
- She is your sister. Do as she says.Copy !req
310. Fine! But all I can smell is cats' pee.Copy !req
311. Everybody, get to the safe room!
Just like we practiced!Copy !req
312. Oi! She's leggin' it!Copy !req
313. Follow me, children!Copy !req
314. Give her the piano treatment, Papa.Copy !req
315. Oh! You think this is the first time
I've been stuffed in a piano?Copy !req
316. Here we go!Copy !req
317. - Ah!
- Mama! Focus, please!Copy !req
318. There's cats everywhere!Copy !req
319. There's so many cats!Copy !req
320. Amateurs.Copy !req
321. I'll be outside.Copy !req
322. My cats can play better than you!Copy !req
323. Goldi, is this him?Copy !req
324. That's a dog in a cat costume.Copy !req
325. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
326. Tricky little bugger.Copy !req
327. How about this one? He's a ginger.Copy !req
328. Is that a joke?Copy !req
329. You think this scruffy,
geriatric bag of bonesCopy !req
330. looks like a legend?Copy !req
331. This is definitely not…Copy !req
332. Puss in Boots! I found him!Copy !req
333. Puss in Boots, dead and buried.Copy !req
334. Dead? No, no, no. He can't be.Copy !req
335. Yep. The nose never lies.Copy !req
336. Well, that's that, then.Copy !req
337. What say we go
and hibernate, eh?Copy !req
338. No!Copy !req
339. The map is being delivered tonight
and we have one chance to steal it.Copy !req
340. Without it,
we'll never find the Wishing Star.Copy !req
341. The Wishing Star. It does exist.Copy !req
342. That star has one wish to grant.Copy !req
343. One wish?Copy !req
344. Think of what that could mean for us.Copy !req
345. Nine lives! Yes!Copy !req
346. Well, I don't see why we needed
to hire Puss in Boots in the first place.Copy !req
347. Ugh. Because nobody steals
from Big Jack Horner.Copy !req
348. No! Not Jack Horner.Copy !req
349. Don't worry, love.
We'll get that wish somehow.Copy !req
350. Thank you, Mama.Copy !req
351. Yeah. Because I've got a plan.Copy !req
352. I can nick a map
as good as any old cat.Copy !req
353. You've got a plan?Copy !req
354. What? I'm smart, ain't I?
Ain't I, Papa?Copy !req
355. No. You ain't well fixed for brains.Copy !req
356. - Robbing Big Jack Horner.
- Very risky.Copy !req
357. But that wish could get me my lives back.Copy !req
358. And my life back!Copy !req
359. Goodbye, Pickles!Copy !req
360. Oh, no, Pickles, you're leaving?Copy !req
361. Perro, start digging.Copy !req
362. Okay.Copy !req
363. But if this Puss in Boots
is such a big deal,Copy !req
364. maybe we shouldn't be
desecrating his grave.Copy !req
365. I don't think he would mindCopy !req
366. because he…Copy !req
367. is me!Copy !req
368. Oh! Okay.Copy !req
369. Oh, yeah. Uh…Copy !req
370. Normally, I have a sword.
It's like a whole thing, you know.Copy !req
371. Pickles, you're Puss in Boots?Copy !req
372. Not yet! But I will be.Copy !req
373. I'll come… I'll come with you.Copy !req
374. Sorry, Perro.Copy !req
375. Puss in Boots walks alone!Copy !req
376. Open the gates!Copy !req
377. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hands off the merchandise. We got this.Copy !req
378. Okay. Just get in and get out. Easy peasy.Copy !req
379. Lemon squeezy.Copy !req
380. What are you doing here?Copy !req
381. I brought you a sword.Copy !req
382. That's not a sword. That's a stick.Copy !req
383. It's a stick-sword.Copy !req
384. Go home.Copy !req
385. My home is where my friends are.Copy !req
386. Again. Not friends.Copy !req
387. - Rub for luck?
- I don't need luck for this.Copy !req
388. I am a highly skilled, master cat thief.Copy !req
389. Watch!Copy !req
390. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
391. You got this.Copy !req
392. Mmm.Copy !req
393. I pronounce this batch…Copy !req
394. delicious.Copy !req
395. Ship 'em out!Copy !req
396. Mr. Horner.Copy !req
397. The Serpent Sisters got the goods.Copy !req
398. Is it? Is it the map to the Wishing Star?Copy !req
399. Stop everything. You two, come with me.Copy !req
400. We must get this to the trophy room.Copy !req
401. You know, it took a lot of murdering
to get this map.Copy !req
402. It all started…Copy !req
403. Take it to the trophy room!Copy !req
404. What the…Copy !req
405. Wow. Look at all the magic stuff.Copy !req
406. Yes, I collect enchanted objects,
magical icons,Copy !req
407. bobbles, and geegaws,
and la-di-da and blah blah blah.Copy !req
408. Check it out!
I'm walking on a magic carpet.Copy !req
409. Sweet.
The shrunken ship of the Lilliputians.Copy !req
410. Shut up! Are those unicorn horns?Copy !req
411. Baby unicorn horns.Copy !req
412. Half as heavy, twice as sharp.Copy !req
413. Savage.Copy !req
414. Ah! They're trinkets!Copy !req
415. They're nothing compared to the awesome
power of the magic Wishing Star.Copy !req
416. Speaking of which,
make with the box, Sister.Copy !req
417. You got it, boss.Copy !req
418. Like I was saying,
the amount of murdering we…Copy !req
419. Make with the box!Copy !req
420. After so many years of searching,
this is my moment.Copy !req
421. With this wish, I will finally beCopy !req
422. the master of all magic!Copy !req
423. Hey, Little Jack?Copy !req
424. - Excuse me?
- Could you do the thumb thing?Copy !req
425. - Shh!
- Like in the fairy tale?Copy !req
426. It wasn't a fairy tale!
It was only a nursery rhyme.Copy !req
427. Oh, yeah. The lame one.Copy !req
428. Look! A magic puppet!Copy !req
429. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
430. What's impressive?
I've been a boy the whole time.Copy !req
431. Little Jack Horner didn't have any magic.Copy !req
432. He was a pathetic,
buttered baker's boy.Copy !req
433. Little Jack's dead!
I'm Big Jack Horner.Copy !req
434. Ah! Mr. Big Jack Horner, sir…Copy !req
435. I barely know her.Copy !req
436. What do you mean?
We're sisters, you goof.Copy !req
437. We got matching face tattoos.Copy !req
438. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.Copy !req
439. - Puss?
- Kitty?Copy !req
440. - Puss.
- Kitty!Copy !req
441. This is my job!Copy !req
442. No, this is my job.
I'm double-crossing the Bears.Copy !req
443. No, I'm double-crossing the Bears.Copy !req
444. They tried to hire me earlier today.Copy !req
445. Well, they tried to hire me two weeks ago.Copy !req
446. That makes you plan B.Copy !req
447. Aha!Copy !req
448. There it is!Copy !req
449. Phew!Copy !req
450. Now, about your payment…Copy !req
451. Hold up. You promised us
our weight in gold.Copy !req
452. I did, didn't I?Copy !req
453. Ever hear of the Midas Touch?Copy !req
454. Ah, cool, dibs!Copy !req
455. Oh, no! I misjudged the situation!Copy !req
456. This is why
you don't cross Jack Horner.Copy !req
457. - What is this? Are you a pirate now?
- Shh.Copy !req
458. It's like a possum crawled
on your face and died.Copy !req
459. Shh.Copy !req
460. Of shame.Copy !req
461. Please, mock me quietly.Copy !req
462. I hate it. It's disgusting.Copy !req
463. Well, I love it. It's distinguished.Copy !req
464. Great plan, Baby. Real cat-like.Copy !req
465. Uh… Can I… go?Copy !req
466. Pleasure doing, uh…Copy !req
467. - Puss in Boots?
- Goldi. Bears.Copy !req
468. Hola, Jack.Copy !req
469. Kitty Softpaws.Copy !req
470. My, you have a lot of nerve
coming back here.Copy !req
471. Please.
I was the best thief you ever hired.Copy !req
472. You robbed me!Copy !req
473. You set me up.Copy !req
474. You said you were going on
some spiritual retreat.Copy !req
475. Namaste.Copy !req
476. And you're supposed to be dead.Copy !req
477. I got better?Copy !req
478. Ugh! Just give us the map.Copy !req
479. And throw in a dozen pies.Copy !req
480. - Ooh! Have you got any savory pies?
- What?Copy !req
481. - Yeah, what flavors you got?
- No!Copy !req
482. Can we get all of that in a bag to go?Copy !req
483. Ah! Would you stop talking
about blooming pies!Copy !req
484. Focus!Copy !req
485. Hand over that map,
or I'll punch holes in the lot of ya.Copy !req
486. Oh, bums.Copy !req
487. Look out! It's coming down!Copy !req
488. Ha! I hate talking fairy-tale animals.Copy !req
489. Puss, get back here!Copy !req
490. The best thief has won.Copy !req
491. - Huh?
- You're right.Copy !req
492. She did.Copy !req
493. Oh, come on!Copy !req
494. There! They're getting away!Copy !req
495. Ooh!Copy !req
496. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
497. Nice catching up with you, Puss!Copy !req
498. Gotta go!Copy !req
499. Here, kitty-kitty.Copy !req
500. Is that a stick?
What are you gonna do with that? Ow!Copy !req
501. Ow! Me knuckles!Copy !req
502. You shouldn't have done that, mate.Copy !req
503. Heh.Copy !req
504. This idiot.Copy !req
505. Hey, Puss! I found a sandwich in here.Copy !req
506. - I think it's tuna fish.
- Drive, Perro!Copy !req
507. Okeydoke.Copy !req
508. Oh, cool! Another member of the team!Copy !req
509. - We are not a team!
- Eyes on the road!Copy !req
510. Who is this guy?Copy !req
511. - I'm Puss's best friend.
- No! He isn't.Copy !req
512. - And his therapy dog.
- Definitely not!Copy !req
513. Finally! You need therapy.Copy !req
514. Give me the map. Trust me.Copy !req
515. Trust you? Like I did in Santa Coloma?Copy !req
516. Really? Santa Coloma?Copy !req
517. Sí, Santa Coloma!Copy !req
518. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
519. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
520. Good people, accept this golden gift
from Puss in Boots!Copy !req
521. Speed up! Go, go, go!Copy !req
522. Assemble the Baker's Dozen.Copy !req
523. Careful with this.Copy !req
524. I'll take this and that, oh, and these!Copy !req
525. One of those, and I gotta take that.Copy !req
526. Yes. Yes. No.Copy !req
527. Yes!Copy !req
528. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
529. And all of these!Copy !req
530. This one is right.Copy !req
531. I'll get you, my kitties,
and your little dog too.Copy !req
532. What?Copy !req
533. This is blank. We've been ripped off!Copy !req
534. Where is the…Copy !req
535. Oh. Yeah.
I knew it was gonna do that.Copy !req
536. "The Dark Forest is deep and far.Copy !req
537. Within its bounds, you'll find the star."Copy !req
538. Ugh. The Dark Forest?
No one goes into the Dark Forest.Copy !req
539. Or comes out.Copy !req
540. "A single wish burns true and bright.Copy !req
541. This map's the key, so hold on tight."Copy !req
542. You let go!Copy !req
543. A stick?
What happened to your sword?Copy !req
544. Got rid of it, you know.
Made things too easy.Copy !req
545. I needed a challenge.Copy !req
546. Yeah.
You looked pretty challenged back there.Copy !req
547. There's no way
I'm letting you hold the map!Copy !req
548. Well, there's no way
I'm letting you hold the map!Copy !req
549. I can hold it.Copy !req
550. Yeah, right. What's your deal anyway?Copy !req
551. You run with the Chihuahua Gang?Copy !req
552. I don't think so.Copy !req
553. I don't believe you.Copy !req
554. That's okay.
As long as you believe in yourself.Copy !req
555. What? Is he deranged?Copy !req
556. - Yep.
- What's your name?Copy !req
557. Oh. I've been called all kinds of things.Copy !req
558. Dog. Bad Dog. Stupid Dog.
Hey You! You There!Copy !req
559. Get Out! Leave It! Drop It!Copy !req
560. Big Rat. Small Pig.Copy !req
561. Rat Face. Butt Nugget. For Brains.Copy !req
562. You know, that sort of thing.Copy !req
563. But I've never had a name
that really stuck, you know?Copy !req
564. That belonged to me.Copy !req
565. Is he done?Copy !req
566. And you are?Copy !req
567. Softpaws. Kitty Softpaws.Copy !req
568. Wow! Yeah. Now, that's a good name.Copy !req
569. There's music in a name like that.Copy !req
570. Kitty Softpaws.Copy !req
571. Nice try. Classic con.Copy !req
572. No one's that dumb.Copy !req
573. No one's that nice.Copy !req
574. I don't trust you.Copy !req
575. Me neither. He cannot be trusted.Copy !req
576. But I trust him more than I trust you.Copy !req
577. Wow. This trip is going to be fun.Copy !req
578. This must be the Dark Forest.Copy !req
579. - Oh, my God!
- It's gone!Copy !req
580. It's back!Copy !req
581. Nothing to worry about.Copy !req
582. We step through as one.Copy !req
583. Ready? One, two… After you.Copy !req
584. Wait, what?Copy !req
585. Dog? Still alive?Copy !req
586. Let's go find out.Copy !req
587. Wait!Copy !req
588. Um…Copy !req
589. Whoa.Copy !req
590. Wow.Copy !req
591. For a Dark Forest,
this place is pretty colorful.Copy !req
592. I wish I had my quinceañera here.Copy !req
593. The Wishing Star is in here, somewhere.Copy !req
594. Kitty, may I please see the map?Copy !req
595. - No.
- Seriously?Copy !req
596. You won't let me hold it
for even one minute?Copy !req
597. Nope. Not even for one second.Copy !req
598. Come on, Kitty. You've got to trust me.Copy !req
599. Wait. What... What's...
What's going on with his eyes?Copy !req
600. Oh, they're getting bigger.Copy !req
601. Oh, Kitty!Copy !req
602. You gotta trust him.
Look at those eyes.Copy !req
603. Really? You call that cute?Copy !req
604. Oh, look at her!Copy !req
605. Those eyes are even bigger than yours.Copy !req
606. Do whatever she wants, Puss.Copy !req
607. Wait a second. So poofy!Copy !req
608. No! With the paws?Copy !req
609. Come on!Copy !req
610. With the hat?Copy !req
611. It's all so cute!Copy !req
612. Cuteness overload!Copy !req
613. Can we look at the map now?Copy !req
614. "Follow this enchanted chart.Copy !req
615. It knows your path and knows your heart."Copy !req
616. Is that us?Copy !req
617. It says we must go
through the Valley of Incineration,Copy !req
618. over Undertaker Ridge,Copy !req
619. through the Cave of Lost Souls?Copy !req
620. - Really?
- Let me take a look.Copy !req
621. What? Swamp of Infinite Sorrows?Copy !req
622. Mountains of Misery?Copy !req
623. The Abyss of Eternal Loneliness?Copy !req
624. There's something wrong with this map.Copy !req
625. I guess there is a different
terrible path for everyone.Copy !req
626. It's almost like the forest
doesn't want anyone to make a wish.Copy !req
627. Well, I don't even have a wish.
But can I try?Copy !req
628. Ooh! Mine says…Copy !req
629. …we skip through
the Pocket Full O' Posies.Copy !req
630. What?Copy !req
631. Then drift down
the River of Relaxation.Copy !req
632. - That sounds fun.
- No fair.Copy !req
633. Why does he get the good ones?Copy !req
634. Wander the Fields
of Quick and Easy SolutionsCopy !req
635. and arrive at the star!Copy !req
636. Oh, wow!Copy !req
637. That sounds wonderful.Copy !req
638. Oh, but no. This is your quest.
I don't wanna impose.Copy !req
639. You hold the map.Copy !req
640. - Really?
- But don't you cross me.Copy !req
641. - Or your name will be Perro Muerto.
- Okeydokey.Copy !req
642. Wait. Is that…Copy !req
643. It's raining bears. Time to go.Copy !req
644. I'm telling ya, when we get that wish,Copy !req
645. it will make everything just right
for all of us.Copy !req
646. Will it make us rich?Copy !req
647. Rich enough to hibernate
all year round?Copy !req
648. The richest.Copy !req
649. Will we be, like, big-time thieves?Copy !req
650. The biggest.Copy !req
651. Here, you know that suit
Jack Horner wears?Copy !req
652. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna have one of them.Copy !req
653. - Yeah?
- Only mine will be purpler.Copy !req
654. Like, twice as purpler.Copy !req
655. The purplest!Copy !req
656. - Nice. Big-time thieves coming through!
- I'll race you!Copy !req
657. You can't beat me, old man.Copy !req
658. What kind of wish can do all that, Goldi?Copy !req
659. Oh! I can't tell ya.Copy !req
660. If you say what your wish is,
then it don't come true.Copy !req
661. Sorry, birthday wish rules.Copy !req
662. Oh, come on. Mother-daughter secret?Copy !req
663. Mama, just drop it, please.Copy !req
664. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
665. Hey, come on.
We've got some cats to catch.Copy !req
666. Birthday wish rules?
What's that mean?Copy !req
667. It means I'm not telling you my wish.Copy !req
668. He doesn't wanna tell us
because it's something stupid.Copy !req
669. Like conditioner
for that thing on his face.Copy !req
670. It's distinguished.Copy !req
671. What about you, Kitty?
What are you gonna wish for?Copy !req
672. Can't tell you.
Birthday wish rules or whatever.Copy !req
673. Ha! I bet your wish
is something stupid like…Copy !req
674. You're such a…Copy !req
675. This must be
the Pocket Full O' Posies.Copy !req
676. Out of the way, demon flower.Copy !req
677. It's pruning time!Copy !req
678. Aww, thank you.Copy !req
679. We don't have time for this.Copy !req
680. Perro, I thought your path
was supposed to be easy.Copy !req
681. You know, I think all you have
to do is stop and smell the roses.Copy !req
682. Seriously? Ugh.Copy !req
683. This is stupid.Copy !req
684. All I smell is bull…Copy !req
685. Shh. Watch.Copy !req
686. Ah!Copy !req
687. Don't rush through it.Copy !req
688. Take your time and really appreciate
what's right in front of you.Copy !req
689. - Ugh! His path is so corny.
- Gracias.Copy !req
690. - And cheesy.
- And lame.Copy !req
691. - And weird, like him.
- Yeah.Copy !req
692. Why are you so ridiculous, Dog?Copy !req
693. What's your story?Copy !req
694. My story? Oh!Copy !req
695. It's actually a very funny story.Copy !req
696. Back when I was a pup,
me and my littermates lived with a family.Copy !req
697. A family full of pranksters
who liked to play hide-and-seek,Copy !req
698. and I was always "it."Copy !req
699. Pick on the little guy, am I right?Copy !req
700. They tried putting me
in a packing crate, a dumpster.Copy !req
701. No matter how hard they tried,
I'd always find them.Copy !req
702. So, one day they get creative.Copy !req
703. And they put me in a sock
with a rock in it.Copy !req
704. And then throw me in a river.Copy !req
705. I gnawed a hole in the sock
and I swam to the surface.Copy !req
706. Never found them, or my littermates.Copy !req
707. - So, I guess I'm still it.
- Wow.Copy !req
708. That is the saddest funny story
I've ever heard.Copy !req
709. Well, joke's on them.Copy !req
710. That sock they put me in, I grew into it.Copy !req
711. So, I got a great story
and a free sweater out of it. Win-win!Copy !req
712. Dude, you didn't win.Copy !req
713. You, of all people, should have a wish.Copy !req
714. I already have a comfy sweater
and two best friends.Copy !req
715. I got everything I could wish for.Copy !req
716. No magic required.Copy !req
717. Hmm?Copy !req
718. Oh! Lovely.Copy !req
719. Oh! We're getting really close.Copy !req
720. I can smell two cats, a dog… and pie?Copy !req
721. Well, if it isn't the idiots
who tried to steal from me.Copy !req
722. Hey, he remembers us.Copy !req
723. Behold,Copy !req
724. Excalibur!Copy !req
725. Excalibur!Copy !req
726. Excalibur!Copy !req
727. Yeah, I couldn't get this rock off of it,
but still pretty cool, right?Copy !req
728. He's gaining on us!Copy !req
729. Okay, little left.Copy !req
730. - That's it!
- Go faster.Copy !req
731. What, he's up me back door…Copy !req
732. Goldi!Copy !req
733. Well… start chopping!Copy !req
734. On it!
You don't have to tell me twice.Copy !req
735. I'm gonna chop the heck
out of this Ficus lyrata…Copy !req
736. Jerry, no!Copy !req
737. Avenge me, Jack!Copy !req
738. Die, die, die!Copy !req
739. Nope.Copy !req
740. Time to bring out the big guns!Copy !req
741. Guess I overpacked.Copy !req
742. Magic snacks. Save those for later.Copy !req
743. Ah! Pay dirt!Copy !req
744. All right, magical locust, defoliate!Copy !req
745. Fly and feast! Eat those flowers!Copy !req
746. I'm not a magic locust.
Why, I'm not a locust at all.Copy !req
747. What are you then?
Some sort of demon grasshopper?Copy !req
748. A deadly fairy?
Put a spell on the forest then.Copy !req
749. I don't cast spells.Copy !req
750. Well, what do you do?Copy !req
751. Well, I-I-I judge you.Copy !req
752. I sit on your shoulderCopy !req
753. and judge your actions
and the quality of your character.Copy !req
754. I'm your conscience.Copy !req
755. I really did overpack.Copy !req
756. Help me, Jack! Help!Copy !req
757. Aren't you gonna help him, Jack?Copy !req
758. You're losing a lot of men.Copy !req
759. I'm not really stressing
about the manpower.Copy !req
760. I've got a bottomless bag
of magic weapons.Copy !req
761. These babies are gonna get me that wishCopy !req
762. even after the whole team
is dead and gone.Copy !req
763. Now, now, Jack, as your conscience, I…Copy !req
764. Oh, my word! It's the noble phoenix.Copy !req
765. She's the symbol of rebirth
and the eternal…Copy !req
766. Oh, God!Copy !req
767. Pretty boss flamethrower, right?Copy !req
768. I really have my work cut out for me
on this one.Copy !req
769. Don't be near where I'm flame-throwing.Copy !req
770. Do your job, demon flowers.Copy !req
771. Soon…Copy !req
772. Okay, Kitty. I think I've got it now.Copy !req
773. Trust me.Copy !req
774. Easy, easy. You're gonna
give yourself a hernia.Copy !req
775. Here, one more time, like this.Copy !req
776. Trust me.Copy !req
777. Ah! But of course I trust you and Puss,
even without the eyes.Copy !req
778. Yeah? Big mistake.Copy !req
779. What do you mean? You're my friends.Copy !req
780. You know what trust gets you?Copy !req
781. A sock, a rock and a swim in the river.Copy !req
782. You have to trust somebody, right?Copy !req
783. Not me. Uh-uh.Copy !req
784. Whenever I've let my guard down,
I've been double-crossed,Copy !req
785. declawed, played and betrayed.Copy !req
786. Never again. I am a solo act.Copy !req
787. I keep my secrets
and I play my cards close.Copy !req
788. That's how you get a winning hand.Copy !req
789. Take it from me. Never trust anyone.Copy !req
790. Wh... Wait. That's amazing!Copy !req
791. You're good.Copy !req
792. Kitty, I've been thinking.Copy !req
793. Ugh. Thinking about what?Copy !req
794. My beautiful beard.
It is very distinguished, yes.Copy !req
795. But it does deprive the world
a good look at…Copy !req
796. the face.Copy !req
797. So, if it will make you happy,
I could be convinced to…Copy !req
798. - I've gotten used to it.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
799. The beard. Keep it.Copy !req
800. Uh… Well, you see…Copy !req
801. Kitty, please!
Get this itchy thing off of me!Copy !req
802. It's like a fever on my face.Copy !req
803. Hold on. Is the great Puss in Boots
asking for help?Copy !req
804. Sí, help. You were right.
The beard is disgusting.Copy !req
805. And?Copy !req
806. And it's like a possum crawled on my face.Copy !req
807. And?Copy !req
808. And died of shame.Copy !req
809. Okay, okay, possum face.Copy !req
810. I won't make you beg.Copy !req
811. Ow!Copy !req
812. Hey! Slow down. Ow!Copy !req
813. Go with the grain.
You gotta go with the grain.Copy !req
814. - I know what I'm doing.
- Hey!Copy !req
815. I'm a master of the blade. Right, Perrito?Copy !req
816. What? What? What's funny?Copy !req
817. Nothing should be funny.Copy !req
818. Ah. There's that handsome face
I remember.Copy !req
819. The face I haven't seen since…Copy !req
820. - Hey!
- …Santa Coloma.Copy !req
821. Ah, yes.Copy !req
822. Santa Coloma.Copy !req
823. You had it coming.Copy !req
824. Here. You can have my gatito blade.Copy !req
825. Thank you.Copy !req
826. Better than a stick.Copy !req
827. Vaya con dios, stick sword.Copy !req
828. Perro! What are you doing?Copy !req
829. Perro!Copy !req
830. Where did that crazy dog go?Copy !req
831. I think you like him.Copy !req
832. No. No, I don't.Copy !req
833. I think you're ready to name him.Copy !req
834. No! I just need his easy path
to get my wish.Copy !req
835. You mean my wish.Copy !req
836. You mean my wish.Copy !req
837. Sorry.Copy !req
838. The Baker's Dozen.Copy !req
839. Let him go.Copy !req
840. Oh, I don't know. I might keep him.Copy !req
841. Would you like a treat?Copy !req
842. Nice granny bag, Little Jack.Copy !req
843. It's not a granny bag!
It is a magic nanny bag.Copy !req
844. Now, make with the map,Copy !req
845. or we'll see
what the unicorn horn really does.Copy !req
846. You're not gonna
shoot a puppy, are you, Jack?Copy !req
847. Yeah. In the face. Why?Copy !req
848. What the…Copy !req
849. Give us the map,
or else the baker man gets it.Copy !req
850. Yeah.Copy !req
851. I don't even have the map,
Little Bo-Creep.Copy !req
852. Stop throwing my men at me!Copy !req
853. Come here!Copy !req
854. Puss in Boots has the map!Copy !req
855. Let's get him!Copy !req
856. I've got a plan.Copy !req
857. First one to the dog gets the wish.Copy !req
858. What? Oh, come on!Copy !req
859. Steady.Copy !req
860. Whoa!Copy !req
861. What?Copy !req
862. So that's what they do. Cool.Copy !req
863. No! Not cool!Copy !req
864. Aw, you shot me!Copy !req
865. Ah, the sight's off.Copy !req
866. I got him, Mr. Horner!Copy !req
867. My bad!Copy !req
868. Oh, no.Copy !req
869. Puss, wait!Copy !req
870. Perro!Copy !req
871. Thanks for the map, Softpaws.Copy !req
872. No, no, no!Copy !req
873. No!Copy !req
874. Oi! You've just been crimed
by The Three Bears Crime Family.Copy !req
875. - Yeah!
- So long, you plonkers!Copy !req
876. Puss, where are you?Copy !req
877. Puss? Puss?Copy !req
878. Puss!Copy !req
879. Puss! What's wrong?Copy !req
880. Thank you, Perrito.Copy !req
881. What's going on with you, Puss?Copy !req
882. I…Copy !req
883. I am down to my last life.Copy !req
884. And I…Copy !req
885. I am afraid.Copy !req
886. Well, it's okay to be afraid.Copy !req
887. No, not for Puss in Boots.Copy !req
888. I'm supposed to be a fearless hero.Copy !req
889. A legend.Copy !req
890. But without lives to spare,Copy !req
891. I am nothing.Copy !req
892. I need that wish to get my lives back.Copy !req
893. You should tell Kitty.
She would understand.Copy !req
894. No, no, no, she cannot hear of this.Copy !req
895. Okay.Copy !req
896. Kitty will never trust me again.Copy !req
897. Not after Santa Coloma.Copy !req
898. But that's just one bad heist.Copy !req
899. Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito.Copy !req
900. It was a churchCopy !req
901. with a priest and guests.Copy !req
902. And Kitty.Copy !req
903. Everything but me.Copy !req
904. I ran away then too.Copy !req
905. Oh…Copy !req
906. Oh.Copy !req
907. Oh!Copy !req
908. You left her at the altar?Copy !req
909. It was wrong. I know.Copy !req
910. I am ashamed.Copy !req
911. I just wish I hadn't hurt her so badly.Copy !req
912. I regret that day.Copy !req
913. So, maybe you should tell that to Kitty.Copy !req
914. Might make you feel better.Copy !req
915. Might make her feel better too.Copy !req
916. Puss!Copy !req
917. Dog!Copy !req
918. Oh, there you are.
What happened back there?Copy !req
919. Kitty. I lost the map.Copy !req
920. I messed up.Copy !req
921. We'll get it back.Copy !req
922. We've been in worse pickles.Copy !req
923. Who told you that name?Copy !req
924. What name?Copy !req
925. Uh… Nothing.Copy !req
926. The Bears! We have to find them
before they find the star.Copy !req
927. Oh, we are so close.Copy !req
928. It's finally happening.Copy !req
929. I can taste that wish now.Copy !req
930. - And you know what it tastes like?
- Pies?Copy !req
931. Oh, it's gonna be wicked.Copy !req
932. Yeah! Imagine us.Copy !req
933. A big-time crime syndicate.Copy !req
934. Not a big-time crime syndicate, love.Copy !req
935. A big-time crime family.Copy !req
936. Isn't that right, Goldi?Copy !req
937. - Goldi?
- What?Copy !req
938. Whoa! Hey, look, the map!
It's going all fizzly.Copy !req
939. What did you do? Give it me.Copy !req
940. - Hey!
- No, no, no.Copy !req
941. Goldi, no biting!Copy !req
942. You're the smash, I'm the grab.Copy !req
943. I hold the map. You got it?Copy !req
944. Okay!Copy !req
945. "To find your wish, adjust your view.Copy !req
946. What you seek
may be right in front of you."Copy !req
947. Well, that's a load of rubbish.
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
948. Right in front of us!Copy !req
949. It looks like our cabin back home.Copy !req
950. You really think our cabin
is in the middle of the Dark Forest?Copy !req
951. Baby, give it the old sniff test.Copy !req
952. Something's cooking.Copy !req
953. No.Copy !req
954. Do not open that door.Copy !req
955. We are home! Hello, door.Copy !req
956. No, don't go inside… Ugh!Copy !req
957. Maybe just a quick pop in.Copy !req
958. - Hello, chairs.
- What say we hibernate?Copy !req
959. Hello, honey.Copy !req
960. Hello, my old friend.Copy !req
961. I have missed you so…Copy !req
962. Look, Goldi. Porridge.Copy !req
963. And it's made just the way you like it.Copy !req
964. No matter how you make it,
she doesn't like it.Copy !req
965. Stop it! All of you.Copy !req
966. Maybe our wishes have been granted.Copy !req
967. Just stop! It's not our wish granted.Copy !req
968. It's an obstacle.Copy !req
969. It's the forest playing tricks.Copy !req
970. This isn't real. None of this is…Copy !req
971. Ah!Copy !req
972. That was your favorite book.Copy !req
973. You used to stare at it for hours.Copy !req
974. Too hard.Copy !req
975. Whoop!Copy !req
976. Too soft.Copy !req
977. Just right.Copy !req
978. Oh, this was it.Copy !req
979. What was it, Mama?Copy !req
980. The day a little orphan girlCopy !req
981. broke into our cabin and stole our hearts.Copy !req
982. The day when our world became just right.Copy !req
983. How's it going?Copy !req
984. Can you see anything up there?Copy !req
985. Not yet, Perrito…Copy !req
986. You okay?Copy !req
987. Sí, I am good.Copy !req
988. So good.Copy !req
989. If you wanted to hold my hand,Copy !req
990. all you had to do is ask.Copy !req
991. Uh… Just feel free to pull me up
whenever you get a chance.Copy !req
992. Oh, I was just remembering
the last time I offered you my hand.Copy !req
993. Only, that time,
I believe you had cold feet.Copy !req
994. Kitty…Copy !req
995. About that day,Copy !req
996. Puss in Boots
is not supposed to be afraid.Copy !req
997. But outside that church
in Santa Coloma…Copy !req
998. …that was the first time I ever felt fear.Copy !req
999. So, I ran.Copy !req
1000. It was a mistake, Kitty.Copy !req
1001. It's okay.Copy !req
1002. - No, no. It was cowardly.
- It's okay.Copy !req
1003. - You alone at the altar.
- Puss.Copy !req
1004. In your beautiful poofy wedding dress.Copy !req
1005. Puss! It's okay.Copy !req
1006. I didn't show up either.Copy !req
1007. Wait, what?Copy !req
1008. What do you mean, you didn't show up?Copy !req
1009. Well, I knew I could never compete
with your one true love.Copy !req
1010. - Who?
- Yourself.Copy !req
1011. The legend.Copy !req
1012. Uh.Copy !req
1013. I wasn't gonna show up
for that guy.Copy !req
1014. But you don't seem like that guy anymore.Copy !req
1015. Everything okay up there?Copy !req
1016. I'm giving you a thumbs up,
just so you know.Copy !req
1017. Puss.Copy !req
1018. Look.Copy !req
1019. What do you think, bug?Copy !req
1020. Do I wait for the cats to steal the map
and then kill them,Copy !req
1021. or do I just kill everybody all at once?Copy !req
1022. You know, I'm starting to think
you don't appreciate the value of a life.Copy !req
1023. What? No. I mean, I love these guys.Copy !req
1024. Flex the glutes. I need a solid surface.Copy !req
1025. There's good in all people.
There's good in all people.Copy !req
1026. You know, Jack,
maybe we need to dig a little deeper.Copy !req
1027. Tell me about your childhood.Copy !req
1028. Uh…Copy !req
1029. You know, I never had much as a kid.Copy !req
1030. Just loving parentsCopy !req
1031. and stability and a mansionCopy !req
1032. and a thriving baked goods enterprise
for me to inherit.Copy !req
1033. Useless crap like that.Copy !req
1034. But once I get my wish,Copy !req
1035. I'll finally have the one thing
that will make me happy.Copy !req
1036. Oh, well, what's that?Copy !req
1037. All of the magic in the world. For me.Copy !req
1038. And no one else gets any.Copy !req
1039. Is that so much?Copy !req
1040. Yes!Copy !req
1041. Agree to disagree.
All right. Bring it over.Copy !req
1042. No, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
1043. Help!Copy !req
1044. Sweet Mother of Goose, Jack!Copy !req
1045. Well, you know what they say.Copy !req
1046. Can't bake a pie
without losing a dozen men.Copy !req
1047. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
1048. That was horrible.Copy !req
1049. Your wish is horrible.Copy !req
1050. You're horrible!Copy !req
1051. You're an irredeemable monster…Copy !req
1052. Oh! Oh!
What took you so long, idiot?Copy !req
1053. Ugh.Copy !req
1054. You're not chatty, are you?Copy !req
1055. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
1056. Okay, you take the window,
I'll take the chimney.Copy !req
1057. - What do I take?
- You take it easy, Perrito.Copy !req
1058. We need you to stay here and…Copy !req
1059. - Guard our rear.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1060. On your six.
Got your rears eyeballed and covered.Copy !req
1061. Hands in, crew.Copy !req
1062. Ready?Copy !req
1063. Go, Team Friendship!Copy !req
1064. Team Friendship?
I did not agree to this.Copy !req
1065. Yeah, do better. Try harder.Copy !req
1066. No, just a placeholder name, you know.Copy !req
1067. I'll workshop it, okay? Go get 'em, tiger!Copy !req
1068. Hey! Take it easy.Copy !req
1069. - Ready to get our wish back?
- "Our wish"?Copy !req
1070. Well, I've been thinking,
if you play your cards right,Copy !req
1071. maybe we could share the wish.Copy !req
1072. Share the wish?Copy !req
1073. It's gone!Copy !req
1074. Wake up. Someone's nicked the map.Copy !req
1075. What's all this?
What's all this bother about?Copy !req
1076. Oi! Did you not hear her?Copy !req
1077. The map is missing.Copy !req
1078. Somebody took it.Copy !req
1079. Hola.Copy !req
1080. Oi! You crimin' us?
When we just crimed you?Copy !req
1081. No. No crime-backs.Copy !req
1082. Oh, you're dead cat meat.Copy !req
1083. Okay, okay. It's all… yours!Copy !req
1084. Nowhere to go, Softpaws.Copy !req
1085. Really? Let's see what the map has to say.Copy !req
1086. No!Copy !req
1087. Our cabin!Copy !req
1088. My honey! What the Dickens?Copy !req
1089. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1090. Oh, no.Copy !req
1091. Oof!Copy !req
1092. - We're coming, Go…
- I'll get it. I'll get it.Copy !req
1093. - Get off me, ya big lump.
- Hold still!Copy !req
1094. I'm coming…Copy !req
1095. Sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
1096. Shall we dance? I'll lead.Copy !req
1097. Too hot!Copy !req
1098. Too cold! Brain freeze.Copy !req
1099. Oh! That is just right.Copy !req
1100. Hey? What the…Copy !req
1101. No!Copy !req
1102. Oi!Copy !req
1103. Forget something?Copy !req
1104. They got Perrito!Copy !req
1105. Don't worry,
we can track them with this.Copy !req
1106. Wait, stop!Copy !req
1107. Puss, watch out!Copy !req
1108. Kitty!Copy !req
1109. Puss!Copy !req
1110. Look.Copy !req
1111. There! There they are. Just out there.Copy !req
1112. You go get Perrito.
I'll find a way out of here.Copy !req
1113. Puss…Copy !req
1114. Hey, good-lookin'!Copy !req
1115. Why so jumpy, amigo?Copy !req
1116. - What's happening?
- Hello, Puss.Copy !req
1117. Gazpacho?Copy !req
1118. Long time, no see.Copy !req
1119. Always a pleasure to see me.Copy !req
1120. It's a proper party
now that all nine of us are here.Copy !req
1121. Yeah!Copy !req
1122. You know what?Copy !req
1123. I love you guys.Copy !req
1124. So, you are my former lives?Copy !req
1125. Reflections of the good ol' days.Copy !req
1126. Okay.Copy !req
1127. Back when we were larger than life.Copy !req
1128. A legend!Copy !req
1129. We danced.Copy !req
1130. - We are strong.
- Like the bull!Copy !req
1131. You remember this one?Copy !req
1132. Well, that's it. Game over, innit?Copy !req
1133. Them cats stole the stolen map we stole,Copy !req
1134. and we ended up with diddly-squat.
Nothing.Copy !req
1135. Or maybe,Copy !req
1136. we could be happy without a wish.Copy !req
1137. What are we doing?Copy !req
1138. They ain't coming back.Copy !req
1139. Goodbye, purple trousers.Copy !req
1140. Oh, they'll come back. For him.Copy !req
1141. You're darn tootin'.Copy !req
1142. Puss and Kitty always rescue me
when I'm kidnapped,Copy !req
1143. which happens a lot.Copy !req
1144. 'Cause we're a team.Copy !req
1145. - Oh, that's lovely.
- Yep.Copy !req
1146. Team Friendship.Copy !req
1147. Ugh! No! That is a crap name.Copy !req
1148. Well, we're... we're still workshopping it.Copy !req
1149. Oh, them cats ain't gonna risk their lives
for this daft little pup.Copy !req
1150. You're just sayin' that
because you want to eat him.Copy !req
1151. I do not.Copy !req
1152. I just wanna pet him with my teeth.Copy !req
1153. Stop thinking about your belly, Baby.Copy !req
1154. In fact, stop thinking, period.Copy !req
1155. You'll just hurt yourself, you muppet.Copy !req
1156. Muppet.Copy !req
1157. And why would I listen
to a porridge-stealing orphan like you?Copy !req
1158. You're not even a bear.Copy !req
1159. Zing!Copy !req
1160. I'm more of a bear than you are.Copy !req
1161. She got you.Copy !req
1162. You're nothing but a low-rent Cinderella.Copy !req
1163. - Oh!
- Well, that's rich, coming from you, Baby.Copy !req
1164. - 'Cause you know what you are?
- Wait for it.Copy !req
1165. You're a daft, fat,Copy !req
1166. slow-thinking,
no-reading, Lyme-diseased,Copy !req
1167. - flea-ridden dingleberry bear.
- Boom!Copy !req
1168. I haven't got dingleberries.Copy !req
1169. No, you do. You do have 'em.Copy !req
1170. - Dingleberries!
- Oi!Copy !req
1171. You shut up, you little mutt,
or I'll cut you from pooper to snooter!Copy !req
1172. I'm in the mix now! Okay!Copy !req
1173. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
1174. You're all a bunch of knuckle-dragging,Copy !req
1175. honey-scrounging, grubCopy !req
1176. oafish munchin',Copy !req
1177. mangy nuggetCopy !req
1178. and your snooter!Copy !req
1179. I like the cut of his jib.Copy !req
1180. Ah! This is great.Copy !req
1181. Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin'
and poopin' and snootin'.Copy !req
1182. Oh, I wish I had a family like this.Copy !req
1183. Speaking from one orphan
to another, Goldi,Copy !req
1184. you won the orphan lottery.Copy !req
1185. I like his jib as well.Copy !req
1186. - Let's keep him.
- What?Copy !req
1187. Hmm? Where'd he go?Copy !req
1188. No! We said no crime-backs.Copy !req
1189. No, Baby, wait!Copy !req
1190. Ow! Not the bees!Copy !req
1191. Bravo!Copy !req
1192. One more number.Copy !req
1193. No, no, sorry, fellas.Copy !req
1194. This has been fun, eh?Copy !req
1195. Yeah. But could you tell me
how to get out of here?Copy !req
1196. I've got to get back to Dog and Kitty.Copy !req
1197. Whoa!
I thought you were going to get the wish.Copy !req
1198. You got the map. You don't need them.Copy !req
1199. Yeah, get those lives back.Copy !req
1200. Become the legend again.Copy !req
1201. Town to town.Copy !req
1202. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1203. - Puss in Boots!
- Party to party.Copy !req
1204. Puss in Boots walks alone.Copy !req
1205. Yeah,Copy !req
1206. Puss in Boots walks alone.Copy !req
1207. Was the legend so big,
there was no room for anyone else?Copy !req
1208. The legend is still big, gato.Copy !req
1209. It's you that got small.Copy !req
1210. Yeah, you changed, man.Copy !req
1211. I hear he's best friends with a dog now.Copy !req
1212. And he doesn't even have a sword.Copy !req
1213. Some hero.Copy !req
1214. You've become a scaredy-cat.Copy !req
1215. We should call him Wuss in Boots.Copy !req
1216. No, no. No. Didn't you hear?Copy !req
1217. His new name is Pickles.Copy !req
1218. So lame.Copy !req
1219. Where's your litter box, Pickles?Copy !req
1220. You know what? You guys are jerks.Copy !req
1221. Which is very conflicting for me.Copy !req
1222. I'll find my own way out. Adios!Copy !req
1223. Oh! You think
you're better than us?Copy !req
1224. Without us,
you will always live a life of…Copy !req
1225. Fear.Copy !req
1226. You!Copy !req
1227. I do love the smell of fear.Copy !req
1228. - It's intoxicating.
- It is?Copy !req
1229. Sorry to crash the party
with your past lives,Copy !req
1230. or your past deaths,
as I like to call 'em.Copy !req
1231. I was there to witness all of them.Copy !req
1232. Each frivolous end.Copy !req
1233. But you didn't even notice meCopy !req
1234. because Puss in Boots laughs
in the face of death, right?Copy !req
1235. But you're not laughing now.Copy !req
1236. You are no bounty hunter. You are…Copy !req
1237. Death.Copy !req
1238. And I don't mean it metaphorically,
or rhetorically,Copy !req
1239. or poetically, or theoretically,Copy !req
1240. or in any other fancy way.Copy !req
1241. I'm Death,Copy !req
1242. straight up.Copy !req
1243. And I've come for you, Puss in Boots.Copy !req
1244. But I'm still alive.Copy !req
1245. You know…Copy !req
1246. …I'm not a cat person.Copy !req
1247. I find the very idea of nine lives absurd.Copy !req
1248. And you didn't value any of them.Copy !req
1249. So, why don't I do us both a favorCopy !req
1250. and take this last one now?Copy !req
1251. That's cheating!Copy !req
1252. Shh. Don't tell.Copy !req
1253. Run, Puss in Boots! Make the wish!Copy !req
1254. Go ahead. Run for it.Copy !req
1255. Makes it more fun for me.Copy !req
1256. Run.Copy !req
1257. Run.Copy !req
1258. Run.Copy !req
1259. Run.Copy !req
1260. Run.Copy !req
1261. Hey, Puss!Copy !req
1262. Run.Copy !req
1263. Puss! Puss, we're here.Copy !req
1264. Where's he going?Copy !req
1265. Run.Copy !req
1266. Run.Copy !req
1267. That's the third time
we've passed that same rock, Baby.Copy !req
1268. Oh, not again!Copy !req
1269. What do you want me to do?
I've lost the scent.Copy !req
1270. You only have one job.Copy !req
1271. The one thing that
makes you mildly useful is your nose,Copy !req
1272. - and apparently you can't even use that.
- Goldi.Copy !req
1273. I'm starting to think this wish
isn't what you promised us.Copy !req
1274. - Leave off, Baby.
- So what is it?Copy !req
1275. Eh? What's your "just right"?Copy !req
1276. What's so blasted importantCopy !req
1277. that you've got us stranded
in this haunted forest?Copy !req
1278. I'm getting a family! That's what.
A proper family.Copy !req
1279. Then everything will be just right.Copy !req
1280. Your "just right" is getting rid of us?Copy !req
1281. Well, I guess some people just
stick around until the porridge is gone.Copy !req
1282. Eh, Goldi?Copy !req
1283. Come on.Copy !req
1284. You didn't think I would actually stay?Copy !req
1285. I'm not a bear.Copy !req
1286. I was always afraid
it was too good to last.Copy !req
1287. And whether you think
we're your family or not,Copy !req
1288. if this is something
that will make you happy,Copy !req
1289. we'll get you that wish.Copy !req
1290. Come on, boys.Copy !req
1291. Oh-ho-ho! What a good boy am I.Copy !req
1292. "Star light, star bright,Copy !req
1293. first star I see tonight.Copy !req
1294. I wish…"Copy !req
1295. I can't believe I fell for it again.Copy !req
1296. Kitty, you don't understand.Copy !req
1297. Don't understand what?Copy !req
1298. That you've been playing me
this whole time?Copy !req
1299. I need this wish.Copy !req
1300. Oh, yeah? You wanna know
what my wish was?Copy !req
1301. Someone, anyone I could trust.Copy !req
1302. Hey.Copy !req
1303. In my whole life, I've never had that.Copy !req
1304. But I thought I finally found
that someone without a wish.Copy !req
1305. I thought it was you.Copy !req
1306. But you're still running.Copy !req
1307. Still the same old Puss in Boots.Copy !req
1308. But I'm not! I'm not Puss in Boots.Copy !req
1309. I'm... I am on my last life.Copy !req
1310. I need to get my lives back.Copy !req
1311. Without them, I'm not… I am not…Copy !req
1312. What? The legend?Copy !req
1313. I still can't compete
with your one true love.Copy !req
1314. Go on. Get your lives back…Copy !req
1315. Just keep them out of mine.Copy !req
1316. Kitty, Death is after me!Copy !req
1317. What?Copy !req
1318. I've been called a lot of things,Copy !req
1319. but never "Death."Copy !req
1320. I like it. That's my wish!Copy !req
1321. Oi!Copy !req
1322. That's Goldi's wish.Copy !req
1323. Grab it!Copy !req
1324. Move! Out of my way!Copy !req
1325. I've got it! I've got it!Copy !req
1326. Don't got it!Copy !req
1327. That's mine!Copy !req
1328. Bang, bang, bang!Copy !req
1329. Oh, come on! You walked into that one.Copy !req
1330. Mr. Horner, I need your help!Copy !req
1331. Duly noted, but a little busy
at the moment. Pew, pew!Copy !req
1332. Mr. Horner!Copy !req
1333. Ooh!Copy !req
1334. Ha-ha! It's bear season!Copy !req
1335. Oi! I'm gonna bust you up, plum-thumb,Copy !req
1336. and then I'm gonna wear your clothes!Copy !req
1337. That was weird.Copy !req
1338. No, no, no! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1339. - Baby!
- Mama, help!Copy !req
1340. I got you!Copy !req
1341. - Papa!
- Son!Copy !req
1342. I'm coming! I got you.Copy !req
1343. Help!Copy !req
1344. - Hold on!
- Something's happening!Copy !req
1345. Help me!Copy !req
1346. No, no, no!Copy !req
1347. Hang on, son!Copy !req
1348. I can't stop it!Copy !req
1349. Mama, I'm slipping! I'm slipping!Copy !req
1350. Like I told you, Baby,Copy !req
1351. you're the smash, I'm the grab.Copy !req
1352. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1353. No!Copy !req
1354. Hey, Softpaws.
How do you like these apples?Copy !req
1355. Die! Blow up already!Copy !req
1356. Soft paws!Copy !req
1357. Okay, okay, you know,Copy !req
1358. maybe it's time to bury the hatchet!Copy !req
1359. Oh, I shouldn't have telegraphed it!Copy !req
1360. Yeah. I don't know what to do with this.Copy !req
1361. But if you think you need those lives…Copy !req
1362. Thank you, Perrito.Copy !req
1363. You know, I've only ever had one life,Copy !req
1364. but sharing it with you and KittyCopy !req
1365. has made it pretty special.Copy !req
1366. Maybe one life is enough.Copy !req
1367. - Huh?
- What is that?Copy !req
1368. Who's that?Copy !req
1369. He's here for me.Copy !req
1370. Puss!Copy !req
1371. I've enjoyed the chase, gato.Copy !req
1372. But I think we've reached the end now,
you and I.Copy !req
1373. You gonna take the coward's way out?Copy !req
1374. Run away to more lives?Copy !req
1375. Or are you gonna fight?Copy !req
1376. Pick it up.Copy !req
1377. Go on. Pick it up.Copy !req
1378. What's the matter?Copy !req
1379. Lives flashing before your eyes?Copy !req
1380. No. Just one.Copy !req
1381. I'm done running.Copy !req
1382. Fear me, if you dare.Copy !req
1383. This is gonna be fun.Copy !req
1384. Yah!Copy !req
1385. Bien. Muy bien.Copy !req
1386. You really gotta stop losing that.Copy !req
1387. Say hello to my gatito blade.Copy !req
1388. Come on!Copy !req
1389. Huh?Copy !req
1390. Pick it up.Copy !req
1391. I know I can never defeat you, lobo,Copy !req
1392. but I will never stop fighting
for this life.Copy !req
1393. You're ruining this for me.Copy !req
1394. I came here for an arrogant, little legendCopy !req
1395. who thought he was immortal.Copy !req
1396. But I don't see him anymore.Copy !req
1397. Live your life, Puss in Boots.
Live it well.Copy !req
1398. You know we will meet again, right?Copy !req
1399. You know, when you
said Death was after you,Copy !req
1400. I thought you were
just being melodramatic.Copy !req
1401. The wish is yours.Copy !req
1402. You deserve someone you can trust.Copy !req
1403. I don't need it.
I've got what I wished for.Copy !req
1404. No magic required.Copy !req
1405. Ah. Magic snacks.Copy !req
1406. Holy frijoles.Copy !req
1407. I was worried for a second
I would come out naked,Copy !req
1408. but my clothes grew too! Cool.Copy !req
1409. Thank you.Copy !req
1410. Gotcha!Copy !req
1411. The last wish.Copy !req
1412. It's mine!Copy !req
1413. "Star light,Copy !req
1414. star bright,Copy !req
1415. first star I see tonight.Copy !req
1416. Perrito!Copy !req
1417. I wish I may, I wish I mightCopy !req
1418. - have this wish…"
- Señor Horner!Copy !req
1419. Please don't make that wish. Please.Copy !req
1420. Please.Copy !req
1421. What are you doing?Copy !req
1422. Please.Copy !req
1423. Seriously, are you having a hernia
or something?Copy !req
1424. Pretty… …please.Copy !req
1425. They're such pools of vulnerability.Copy !req
1426. It's so cuteCopy !req
1427. how you think that would work on me.Copy !req
1428. Don't you know I'm dead inside?Copy !req
1429. By the way, your nose is bleeding.Copy !req
1430. Oh.Copy !req
1431. I was just buying some time
for Team Friendship.Copy !req
1432. Team what?Copy !req
1433. Spanish Splinter!Copy !req
1434. Ow!Copy !req
1435. Hey!Copy !req
1436. What have you done?Copy !req
1437. No!Copy !req
1438. The map. My wish.Copy !req
1439. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1440. It's mine. Huh?Copy !req
1441. You looking for something?Copy !req
1442. Consider this my resignation, mister.Copy !req
1443. Wha...Copy !req
1444. What did I do to deserve this?Copy !req
1445. I mean, what specifically?Copy !req
1446. Gorgeous.Copy !req
1447. I hate to say it,
but should we make a wish?Copy !req
1448. Kitty, one life spent with youCopy !req
1449. is all that I could wish for.Copy !req
1450. You saved my life, sis.Copy !req
1451. You was gonna make the wish
but you didn't make the wishCopy !req
1452. 'cause you wanted to save your family…Copy !req
1453. …and I was really scared. And then…Copy !req
1454. Oi, don't get so blubbery about it.Copy !req
1455. Whose porridge would I eat otherwise?Copy !req
1456. I'm sorry you didn't get your wish,
Goldi-love.Copy !req
1457. But I did, Mama. I did get my wish.Copy !req
1458. EverythingCopy !req
1459. is just right.Copy !req
1460. Oh! Now you've made me cry.Copy !req
1461. Oh!Copy !req
1462. Now, what say we all go home
and hibernate?Copy !req
1463. Goldi, you are a chip off the old block,
you are.Copy !req
1464. Well, what can I say?Copy !req
1465. I won the orphan lottery.Copy !req
1466. Softpaws. Boots.Copy !req
1467. - Goldi.
- Bears.Copy !req
1468. Hey, Baby,
you got any ideas for our next job?Copy !req
1469. Oh! Remember that pie factory?Copy !req
1470. I suspect that they might be experiencing
a leadership vacuum.Copy !req
1471. Oh, family business!
Oh, how exciting!Copy !req
1472. Now's a good time
to talk about ethical business practices.Copy !req
1473. There's a talking cockroach on my nose.
Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
1474. Hold still.Copy !req
1475. Wait just a second.Copy !req
1476. Hey! Hang on!Copy !req
1477. Hey, Perrito. About that name.
Let's pick one out for you.Copy !req
1478. - Yeah. Oh, what about Chiquito?
- Mmm…Copy !req
1479. Chomper! What do you think, Perrito?
Chomper, no?Copy !req
1480. I got it, I got it. How about Jeff?Copy !req
1481. - Jeff?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1482. He doesn't have a Jeff's face.Copy !req
1483. You know, if it's the same to you,
I think I'll just stick with Perrito.Copy !req
1484. I kinda like it,
since that's what my friends call me.Copy !req
1485. Then Perrito it shall be.Copy !req
1486. You know, to be honest,
Chomper is pretty good.Copy !req
1487. Yeah, but no.Copy !req
1488. Well, we'll keep workshopping it.Copy !req
1489. I want this vacation to be perfect!Copy !req
1490. Did you remember to pack my captain's hat?Copy !req
1491. Yes, Governor. And your captain's shoes,
your captain's coatCopy !req
1492. and your captain's pajamas.Copy !req
1493. And what about… My boat!Copy !req
1494. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1495. Perrito.Copy !req
1496. Team Friendship?
We did not agree to this.Copy !req
1497. Yeah, it makes us look ridiculous.Copy !req
1498. Too late now. It's official.Copy !req
1499. Seagull!Copy !req
1500. Steady as she goes, Perrito.Copy !req
1501. Dokey doke.Copy !req
1502. Where are we headed anyways?Copy !req
1503. Off to find new adventures,
and to see some old friends.Copy !req
1504. Welcome to my fiesta!Copy !req
1505. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1506. To war, a hero.Copy !req
1507. Legend.Copy !req
1508. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1509. Puss in Boots!Copy !req
1510. To war, a hero.Copy !req
1511. I love that song.Copy !req
1512. Bravo!Copy !req
1513. Yee-ha-ha!Copy !req
1514. Ha-ha-ha! Hey!Copy !req
1515. Oh! You're still here?Copy !req