1. Through the years,
I have been known by many names.Copy !req
2. Diablo Gato.Copy !req
3. The Furry Lover.Copy !req
4. Chupacabra.Copy !req
5. Friskie Two-Times.Copy !req
6. And the Ginger Hit Man.Copy !req
7. But to most... I am Puss In Boots!Copy !req
8. Outlaw.Copy !req
9. I will never forget you... Margherita.Copy !req
10. I mean, Rosa.Copy !req
11. Uh, sorry. I think maybe I should go.Copy !req
12. Hmm.Copy !req
13. Oh! Ow! Ooh!Copy !req
14. You cannot run forever,Copy !req
15. Puss In Boots!Copy !req
16. What can I say?
I was a bad kitty.Copy !req
17. Just a fugitive from the law...
forever running.Copy !req
18. Searching for a way
to clear my name.Copy !req
19. And I would get that chance...Copy !req
20. ... on this one fateful night.Copy !req
21. Here, kitty, kitty!Copy !req
22. Raoul. Look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
23. Oh, wait... That is the cat!Copy !req
24. One leche, please.Copy !req
25. What are you doing here, senior?
Did you lose your ball of yarn?Copy !req
26. So funny.Copy !req
27. One leche coming up.Copy !req
28. I am not looking for trouble.Copy !req
29. I am but a humble gato
in search of his next meal.Copy !req
30. Perhaps you gentlemen
can help me find a simple score?Copy !req
31. The only thing you'll find tonight is
trouble... Puss In Boots.Copy !req
32. Well, perhaps if one of us
were to tell the lawCopy !req
33. that you are in town,
we could split the reward.Copy !req
34. You made the cat angry.Copy !req
35. You do not want to make the cat angry!Copy !req
36. The Church
of St. Michael has just put upCopy !req
37. a golden statue
of the Virgin of Guadalupe.Copy !req
38. I do not steal from churches.Copy !req
39. The boys' orphanage has been
donated silver candlesticks,Copy !req
40. they would look
very lovely in your home.Copy !req
41. - I do not steal from orphans.
- Uh, what about Jack and Jill?Copy !req
42. - Shh! Are you crazy?
- The what?Copy !req
43. The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill have
gotten their hands on... magic beans.Copy !req
44. Do not joke with me about magic beans!Copy !req
45. I searched half my life for them.
They do not exist.Copy !req
46. No, cat. We have seen them.Copy !req
47. These... are the beans of legend.Copy !req
48. Huh? Whoa.Copy !req
49. Grows a vine to the Land of Giants,Copy !req
50. and the Golden Goose.Copy !req
51. The Golden Goose...Copy !req
52. A heist like this
could set you up for life.Copy !req
53. All nine of them.Copy !req
54. Show him the golden eggs.Copy !req
55. No!Copy !req
56. Please, you have shown enough.Copy !req
57. Only a cat with a death wish would
steal the beans from Jack and Jill.Copy !req
58. The only wish I have
is to repay an old debt.Copy !req
59. And this is my chance.Copy !req
60. Now...Copy !req
61. where do I find this Jack and Jill?Copy !req
62. I'm sorry... we have no rooms.Copy !req
63. Well, I think one just opened upCopy !req
64. We'd like a complimentary
continental breakfast.Copy !req
65. And don't even think about
skimpin' on them baby muffins.Copy !req
66. We don't have any baby muffins.Copy !req
67. You know, Jill...Copy !req
68. I been thinking.Copy !req
69. Get it out.Copy !req
70. I, um... Once we're done
with this magic bean businessCopy !req
71. and got ourselves all them
beautiful golden eggs...Copy !req
72. Mm-hm, go on.Copy !req
73. That we cut down on some
of the hijacking and murdering.Copy !req
74. I mean, it's fun and all, but, uh...Copy !req
75. I want a baby.Copy !req
76. A baby what, Jack?Copy !req
77. A baby us, Jill.Copy !req
78. We'll raise it wild,
like a squirrel or something.Copy !req
79. Holy frijoles!Copy !req
80. They do exist.Copy !req
81. Ever since you fell down that hillCopy !req
82. and broke your crown,
you have been talking crazy.Copy !req
83. It couldn't hurt to have
an extra shooter during ambushes.Copy !req
84. Maybe I cut too deep...
cut that brain out of your head.Copy !req
85. Hey! What gives?Copy !req
86. If it's to be a girl,
she'll have your strong...Copy !req
87. No! No! No!Copy !req
88. You, you, you!
You stop where you are!Copy !req
89. I don't know, Jack.Copy !req
90. How do I ride and shoot
with a baby slung on my back?Copy !req
91. They got them backpacks now.
The way I see it, Jill...Copy !req
92. Those beans are mine!Copy !req
93. we fall off
this flat earth one time.Copy !req
94. What better proof of our love...Copy !req
95. Me?Copy !req
96. You snap me?Copy !req
97. You snap me?Copy !req
98. You looking for something?Copy !req
99. Uh, no.Copy !req
100. No hablo inglés.Copy !req
101. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
102. You are going to pay for this!Copy !req
103. Huh?Copy !req
104. Oh!Copy !req
105. No!Copy !req
106. Oh!Copy !req
107. Chupacabra!Copy !req
108. Chupacabra! Chupacabra!Copy !req
109. - Chupacabra!
- You are a crazy woman!Copy !req
110. I-la!Copy !req
111. Ha-ha!Copy !req
112. Ow!Copy !req
113. Those magic beans were my score!Copy !req
114. You just cost me a chance at getting
the golden eggs, mi amigo.Copy !req
115. Put up your dukes.Copy !req
116. Ha!Copy !req
117. Ha!Copy !req
118. Yah!Copy !req
119. Psst!Copy !req
120. Very well.Copy !req
121. If it is to be a dance fight,Copy !req
122. then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight
you to the death!Copy !req
123. Ha!Copy !req
124. Ha!Copy !req
125. How dare you do the Litter Box at me!Copy !req
126. Hello!Copy !req
127. Toot-toot!Copy !req
128. Ha!Copy !req
129. Ha-ha! Hmmph!Copy !req
130. ? Hey-aa?Copy !req
131. Can you feel me?Copy !req
132. Ha-ha!Copy !req
133. Yah!Copy !req
134. Fear me... if you dare.Copy !req
135. Ha!Copy !req
136. You hit me in the head with a guitar?Copy !req
137. You are a woman?Copy !req
138. Ohhh!Copy !req
139. Whoa.Copy !req
140. Amateur.Copy !req
141. Wow!Copy !req
142. Señiorita, wait!Copy !req
143. Let me buy you some leche!
I am a lover, not a... fighter.Copy !req
144. Hello?Copy !req
145. You are hiding from me?Copy !req
146. I like to play the games, too.Copy !req
147. I sense in you a kindred spirit, a...Copy !req
148. Hmm.Copy !req
149. I smell something familiar.Copy !req
150. Something... dangerous.Copy !req
151. Something...Copy !req
152. breakfasty.Copy !req
153. It's been a long time, brother.Copy !req
154. Maldito huevo.Copy !req
155. Ha!Copy !req
156. Humpty Alexander Dumpty.Copy !req
157. How dare you show your face to me.Copy !req
158. I know you're angry.
You have every right.Copy !req
159. But it is good to see you, Puss.Copy !req
160. Are those new boots?Copy !req
161. No! They are the same boots
I wore when you betrayed me.Copy !req
162. Betrayed you?Copy !req
163. You left me cracked
in pieces on a bridge,Copy !req
164. surrounded by soldiers!Copy !req
165. They wrote a song about it!Copy !req
166. And how did we get
on that bridge in the first place?Copy !req
167. Because we were brothers, and brothers
are supposed to look after each other...Copy !req
168. Humpty!Copy !req
169. Remember why we're here.Copy !req
170. I should have known.Copy !req
171. I had the magic beans in my grasp,Copy !req
172. and you sent this very attractive
devil woman to interfere.Copy !req
173. You are a curse on my life!Copy !req
174. Whoa, whoa, wait. Hear me out. OK?Copy !req
175. Yes, yes, I sent Kitty
to bring you here.Copy !req
176. But she is no ordinary thief.Copy !req
177. She's Kitty Soft paws.Copy !req
178. The softest touch in Spain.Copy !req
179. That's a lot of heel for a guy,
don't you think?Copy !req
180. Look, with Kitty's skill,
your sword and my brain,Copy !req
181. we've got a fighting chance here.Copy !req
182. Puss, come on, you of all people
know that nobody's ever ripped offCopy !req
183. the giant's castle
and lived to tell the tale.Copy !req
184. You want to survive? You need a plan.Copy !req
185. And I've studied this job
my whole life. You know that.Copy !req
186. Let's be honest.Copy !req
187. Without me, you don't even know
where to plant the beans, Puss.Copy !req
188. But Jack and Jill do.
They're on their way.Copy !req
189. We go up the beanstalk outlaws,
and we come down legends.Copy !req
190. So what do you say?Copy !req
191. Partners?Copy !req
192. No. Never again.Copy !req
193. I'm sorry, OK? How long
are you gonna hold a grudge?Copy !req
194. It's been seven years!
That's like 35 cat years.Copy !req
195. You need me! And I need you.Copy !req
196. Puss! You got any idea what they
do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?Copy !req
197. I'll tell you this, my friend.Copy !req
198. It ain't over easy.Copy !req
199. Ohhh!Copy !req
200. Adiós... Humpty Dumpty.Copy !req
201. Oh, this is bad. This is bad.Copy !req
202. Don't worry, I'll take care of it.Copy !req
203. I know how to speak meow.Copy !req
204. Sad story with your twisted liesCopy !req
205. in your greasy shell
that smells like old ham!Copy !req
206. I should crack you open for...Copy !req
207. Look what I found.Copy !req
208. Someone forgot his money.Copy !req
209. Oh, you are dangerous.Copy !req
210. Humpty says you like danger.Copy !req
211. Just think of all the trouble
we can get into.Copy !req
212. The two of us together.Copy !req
213. We can steal a lot of golden eggs.Copy !req
214. Hmm?Copy !req
215. And... you owe me.Copy !req
216. - I owe you?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
217. You hit me in the head with a guitar.Copy !req
218. I regret the guitar.Copy !req
219. OK, I forgive you.Copy !req
220. So... you're in?Copy !req
221. There is one teeny, tiny,
itty-bitty problem.Copy !req
222. And what is that?Copy !req
223. You work for the egg!Copy !req
224. Oh, come on, Puss.Copy !req
225. What happened between you
and Humpty that was so bad?Copy !req
226. I am afraid with me and Humpty...Copy !req
227. the scars are too deep.Copy !req
228. It all started a long time ago.Copy !req
229. Oh, no. You really don't have to tell meCopy !req
230. - your whole life story, please.
- You may want to sit.Copy !req
231. It is at times quite... painful.Copy !req
232. OK, here we go.Copy !req
233. It was a year in which
the rain had not fallen.Copy !req
234. The wind was big
and the basket was small.Copy !req
235. For days, I bounced along...Copy !req
236. a hungry little kitten with no milk,
no mama, and no litter box.Copy !req
237. Until I came to rest at a home
for lost children.Copy !req
238. Ohh.Copy !req
239. Her name was Imelda.
And, like a mother,Copy !req
240. she took me into her heart
and raised me as her own.Copy !req
241. Silencio.Copy !req
242. Silencio.Copy !req
243. She was an angel of kindness.Copy !req
244. Silencio!Copy !req
245. Most of the time.Copy !req
246. I'd like to introduce
a new boy joining us.Copy !req
247. It's OK, pequeño.
You show with the face.Copy !req
248. Go on.Copy !req
249. And that was
the moment I met...Copy !req
250. Humpty Alexander Dumpty.Copy !req
251. Hey, Whiskers!Copy !req
252. You're sitting
in Little Boy Blue's chair.Copy !req
253. Oh, come on. Is this necessary?Copy !req
254. Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?Copy !req
255. Who asked you, Breakfast?Copy !req
256. Remember what Imelda says, Boy Blue:Copy !req
257. If you're going to blow your top,
you blow your horn instead, right?Copy !req
258. Let's spin him.Copy !req
259. Please don't spin me. Do not spin me!Copy !req
260. Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk!Copy !req
261. Even though he took
my beans, the egg stood up for me,Copy !req
262. and I decided then...Copy !req
263. that I would always
have his back.Copy !req
264. Wow!Copy !req
265. That was very impressive. Thanks!Copy !req
266. Hey, egg boy!Copy !req
267. There was something
about this strange little eggCopy !req
268. that intrigued me.Copy !req
269. Oh... it's you.Copy !req
270. I've been collecting for months now.Copy !req
271. You never know when you're gonna
get lucky. You know what I mean?Copy !req
272. Magic beans... is what they are.Copy !req
273. Hello? You gonna tell all the other kidsCopy !req
274. that I believe in magic now?
Is that what you're gonna do?Copy !req
275. No? What's your name?Copy !req
276. You don't say much, do you?Copy !req
277. I think I'll call you Sparky.Copy !req
278. Whiskers?Copy !req
279. Zoltar!Copy !req
280. How about Puss?Copy !req
281. Humpty's mind was full
of imagination and invention.Copy !req
282. What is that,
50 feet down there?Copy !req
283. Here we go. Give me a... Puss!Copy !req
284. Look at me, Puss! I'm flying!Copy !req
285. He spoke of legends and
adventures beyond my wildest dreams.Copy !req
286. Oh, when I find those
magic beans, they'll grow a vineCopy !req
287. straight up into the clouds,Copy !req
288. where a terrible and a fearsome giant
hoards his greatest treasure...Copy !req
289. the Golden Goose.Copy !req
290. Oh, the Golden Goose. Just one.Copy !req
291. Just one of her golden eggs...
could set me for life.Copy !req
292. It's my destiny, Puss.Copy !req
293. I can't really explain it,
but I just feel like I belong up there.Copy !req
294. Oh, boy. This is awkward.Copy !req
295. This is kind of a solo dream here.Copy !req
296. I don't need any dead weight,
you know, holding me down.Copy !req
297. What are you doing?
Oh, man, that's good.Copy !req
298. The eye thing that you're doing,
that is really splendid.Copy !req
299. OK, let me just think for a second.
All right... OK.Copy !req
300. Uh... This is crazy, but...Copy !req
301. I am considering a partnership.Copy !req
302. I just need to know one thing.Copy !req
303. Can you commit?Copy !req
304. Si... I can commit.Copy !req
305. Oh, you can talk!
Could you help me up?Copy !req
306. OK...Copy !req
307. First rule of Bean Club...Copy !req
308. you do not talk about Bean Club.Copy !req
309. Second rule of Bean Club...Copy !req
310. is you don't talk
about Bean Club. You ready?Copy !req
311. Ready.Copy !req
312. From this day forth,
it shall be known...Copy !req
313. Never alone, always together...Copy !req
314. Humpty and Puss...Copy !req
315. Brothers forever.Copy !req
316. And from that moment on,
we were united on a great adventureCopy !req
317. to find the magic beans.Copy !req
318. Help me up.Copy !req
319. Egg me.Copy !req
320. Humpty was the brains...Copy !req
321. - Good gracious!
- I never saw him!Copy !req
322. That really hurt!
and I was the skill.Copy !req
323. I'm cracked!Copy !req
324. We got red beans, green beans,Copy !req
325. coffee beans, lima beans...
but no magic beans.Copy !req
326. - Would you care for a jelly bean?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
327. Finding them
meant everything to us.Copy !req
328. Oh, I almost forgot
the most important thing.Copy !req
329. That's me and you, Puss.Copy !req
330. Me and you.Copy !req
331. But we never did find them.Copy !req
332. And, as years passed,
the quest for magic beansCopy !req
333. seemed more and more
like the dreams of a child.Copy !req
334. Aw!Copy !req
335. As teenagers,
Humpty and I looked for trouble...Copy !req
336. and often found it.Copy !req
337. Third time this month, Imelda.
Next time is jail time.Copy !req
338. They're just kids.Copy !req
339. They are thieves.Copy !req
340. You are better than this.Copy !req
341. I believe in you with all my heart.Copy !req
342. Please do not let me down.Copy !req
343. I hate this place.Copy !req
344. I cannot wait for us to get out of here.Copy !req
345. Throw a rock.
It'll make you feel better.Copy !req
346. Oh, boy. We should go.Copy !req
347. On instinct, I reacted.Copy !req
348. Ha!Copy !req
349. Aah!Copy !req
350. He saved the Comandante's mother!Copy !req
351. You saved my mother.Copy !req
352. Señior Puss... he is a hero!Copy !req
353. Today we see that courage and braveryCopy !req
354. come in all sizes!Copy !req
355. Little did I know that one moment
would change my whole life.Copy !req
356. These are for you, my boy.Copy !req
357. Wear them as a symbol
of honor... and justice.Copy !req
358. I will make you proud, Mama.Copy !req
359. You already have, my Puss In Boots.Copy !req
360. How strange it was
to give a cat boots...Copy !req
361. but, whoa... I looked good!Copy !req
362. And as the light of my path
grew brighter...Copy !req
363. Humpty's road grew ever darker.Copy !req
364. Gracias, Comandante.Copy !req
365. Be careful of the company you keep.Copy !req
366. I know! I know, I never should've
tried something without you.Copy !req
367. You're not stealing
lollipops any more, Humpty.Copy !req
368. This is getting serious.Copy !req
369. You're right!
We have to be smarter about this.Copy !req
370. Here, look. We need to think bigger.Copy !req
371. I've been casing the silversmith
and it's perfect.Copy !req
372. You and me, in and out, 50 seconds tops.Copy !req
373. Will you put that away!
This is our home.Copy !req
374. These people have done nothing to us.Copy !req
375. Our home? OK, yeah, I get it now.Copy !req
376. You get some fancy boots
and now you're too good for me?Copy !req
377. That is not true.Copy !req
378. We weren't born here. We're orphans!Copy !req
379. All we got is each other,
you understand?Copy !req
380. We are better than this.Copy !req
381. But we're partners.Copy !req
382. We are brothers.Copy !req
383. But I am not stealing any more.Copy !req
384. But Humpty
would not give up so easily.Copy !req
385. I'm in trouble, Puss!Copy !req
386. It's Boy Blue and his gang.
I owe them some money.Copy !req
387. They're coming for me.
Just get me over this wall.Copy !req
388. I gotta go. Help me up the wall.
Get me up the wall. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
389. OK, I've got everything.
We did it. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
390. How could you do this to me?Copy !req
391. I did you a favor!
We can finally get out of here!Copy !req
392. This is the money of the people!
This is all they have!Copy !req
393. You disgrace those boots!Copy !req
394. Comandante, please, I can explain!Copy !req
395. Arrest them!Copy !req
396. Hiyah!Copy !req
397. Hurry up! Get to the bridge!Copy !req
398. - You tricked me!
- I had to! You left me no choice!Copy !req
399. Mama...Copy !req
400. Pequeño.Copy !req
401. Oh! Watch out!Copy !req
402. Oh! Oof!Copy !req
403. - Oh, no.
- Puss. I can't get up.Copy !req
404. Puss! Help me. I can't get up!Copy !req
405. Freeze!Copy !req
406. Puss, save me!Copy !req
407. Save yourself.Copy !req
408. We got you.Copy !req
409. I lost everything
I cared about that day.Copy !req
410. My brother.Copy !req
411. My honor.Copy !req
412. My home.Copy !req
413. All I thought about was
the disappointment in my mama's eyes.Copy !req
414. And I have been running ever since.Copy !req
415. The egg betrayed me.Copy !req
416. His lies cost me everything.Copy !req
417. Hew I'm awake!Copy !req
418. You think
I don't want to fix the past?Copy !req
419. I can't get down.Copy !req
420. Listen. A day... A day doesn't go byCopy !req
421. when I don't think about what I lost.Copy !req
422. I lost my best friend.Copy !req
423. My only friend. And I get it now.Copy !req
424. I got greedy and desperate
and I let you down.Copy !req
425. I let myself down.Copy !req
426. All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.Copy !req
427. Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.Copy !req
428. Please, Puss.Copy !req
429. Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.Copy !req
430. - I will do it.
- Oh, that's great.Copy !req
431. I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.Copy !req
432. We are not partners
and we are not friends.Copy !req
433. OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.Copy !req
434. Yes!Copy !req
435. I think we got our Bean Club back.Copy !req
436. Humpty's plan better work.Copy !req
437. Listen, you just need
to worry about your part.Copy !req
438. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
439. - What?
- Again with the mask?Copy !req
440. I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.Copy !req
441. Huh?Copy !req
442. Come on, Puss. Now!Copy !req
443. Our biological clocks
are tickin', darlin'.Copy !req
444. You gotta look at the big picture.Copy !req
445. - What's your problem?
- Huh?Copy !req
446. Listen. I put a lot of work
into my body. I look good, and I am notCopy !req
447. just gonna throw that away.Copy !req
448. - Hey, hey, hey.
- What?Copy !req
449. - We're gonna start small.
- Look.Copy !req
450. Let's just pretend
you have a baby.Copy !req
451. Excellent.Copy !req
452. I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.Copy !req
453. You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.Copy !req
454. We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.Copy !req
455. You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.Copy !req
456. - Little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.Copy !req
457. - Shh!
- He's a cute little bugger.Copy !req
458. Why are you not using your claws?Copy !req
459. Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!Copy !req
460. - Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.Copy !req
461. - Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?Copy !req
462. Was that Hamhock?Copy !req
463. Shh. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
464. There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.Copy !req
465. Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time...?Copy !req
466. You babysit.Copy !req
467. - Soft paws.
- When did we have a monkey?Copy !req
468. Well?
what happened last time...Copy !req
469. - You sat on it, Jack.
- Hello, beans of legend.Copy !req
470. Let's go.Copy !req
471. Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.Copy !req
472. You messed with our baby.Copy !req
473. And you took my beans.Copy !req
474. Sausage bomb!Copy !req
475. Whoa!Copy !req
476. You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!Copy !req
477. Signal the egg!Copy !req
478. Yes!Copy !req
479. - OK.
- Ready.Copy !req
480. - Set.
- Go!Copy !req
481. Ow!Copy !req
482. Oh, my God!Copy !req
483. Whoa!Copy !req
484. Ah!Copy !req
485. All right, cat.
Give me them beans.Copy !req
486. Is it true
a cat always lands on its feet?Copy !req
487. No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!Copy !req
488. Well, let's find out.Copy !req
489. Hiyah!Copy !req
490. Hiyah!Copy !req
491. See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!Copy !req
492. You think this is over? Ha!Copy !req
493. Hey, that was close!Copy !req
494. Hiyah!Copy !req
495. Now!Copy !req
496. We just got to make it
to that bridge! Hang on!Copy !req
497. - Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.Copy !req
498. Humpty!Copy !req
499. We're going to die!Copy !req
500. - I hate cats.
- This is war!Copy !req
501. Giant's castle...Copy !req
502. here we come.Copy !req
503. I must hand it to the egg.Copy !req
504. This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...Copy !req
505. I mean, flaws.
That was what I meant, not claws.Copy !req
506. He's not a cat.Copy !req
507. - Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
508. Got it.Copy !req
509. OK, we should be close!Copy !req
510. Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!Copy !req
511. I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blindCopy !req
512. and you'll never even know I was there.Copy !req
513. Kitty?Copy !req
514. You are not as good as they say.Copy !req
515. You're better.Copy !req
516. I will respect your privacy.Copy !req
517. OK. I'll tell you.Copy !req
518. I was just a stray...Copy !req
519. but I had beautiful claws.Copy !req
520. One day,
a really nice couple took me in.Copy !req
521. Gave me milk every morning.Copy !req
522. Loved me.Copy !req
523. Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.Copy !req
524. I don't know why they did it.Copy !req
525. But they took my claws.Copy !req
526. Cat people are crazy.Copy !req
527. Stop the coach! I think this is it!Copy !req
528. Ooh! Whoo!Copy !req
529. Can you believe this, Puss?Copy !req
530. After all these years!Copy !req
531. Here. I want you to plant them.Copy !req
532. That... is a strange cloud.Copy !req
533. Whoa! OK! This is it!
It's happening, hurry!Copy !req
534. This Way!Copy !req
535. Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
536. Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.Copy !req
537. Hole! Right here.Copy !req
538. Now place the beans.Copy !req
539. Place the beans carefully, please.Copy !req
540. Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.Copy !req
541. OK, good. Very good
Now just stand back.Copy !req
542. Whoa!Copy !req
543. What's happening here?Copy !req
544. Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?Copy !req
545. - That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.Copy !req
546. You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.Copy !req
547. So, come on...
say something nice to it.Copy !req
548. OK.Copy !req
549. Let me just think for a second.Copy !req
550. Hi, little plant.Copy !req
551. Whoa!Copy !req
552. YOW!Copy !req
553. Oh!Copy !req
554. Uh, guys? Whoa!Copy !req
555. Humpty!Copy !req
556. - I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.Copy !req
557. You sound weird.Copy !req
558. Ah! It's the thin air!Copy !req
559. Come on in! It feels great!Copy !req
560. - The cloud, it tickles my nose.
- Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
561. That's because they effervesce!
Who knew? Ho-ho!Copy !req
562. Come on.Copy !req
563. Gotcha!Copy !req
564. Meow.Copy !req
565. Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?Copy !req
566. Let me show you something.Copy !req
567. Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,Copy !req
568. I don't know, maybe orphans,Copy !req
569. and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,Copy !req
570. dreaming about the future.Copy !req
571. That was me and you, Puss.Copy !req
572. Me and you.Copy !req
573. Boys!Copy !req
574. You might want to take a look at this.Copy !req
575. The giant's castle.Copy !req
576. OK, time to suit up.Copy !req
577. Humpty!Copy !req
578. I'll fit right in
with the golden eggs.Copy !req
579. Brilliant or what, huh?Copy !req
580. Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!Copy !req
581. What? Are you embarrassed?Copy !req
582. I'm not.Copy !req
583. Puss, remember when
everyone was laughing at Bean Club?Copy !req
584. And who is laughing now?
Ha-ha! We are!Copy !req
585. Wow!Copy !req
586. That is our target.Copy !req
587. Hey, you don't
sound like an elf any more.Copy !req
588. It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.Copy !req
589. Let's go.Copy !req
590. So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.Copy !req
591. There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.Copy !req
592. - What?
- You didn't do the reading, did you?Copy !req
593. Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."Copy !req
594. Ahh! Ankle burn.Copy !req
595. - Wha... What was that?
- They call it the Great Terror.Copy !req
596. It's the monster that guards
the Golden Goose.Copy !req
597. Legend has it that if you look at it,
you'll turn to stone.Copy !req
598. But nobody really knows because
nobody's walked away from it alive.Copy !req
599. Follow me and keep quiet.Copy !req
600. Shh! Humpty!Copy !req
601. I can't help it.
Everything's rubbing and pinching!Copy !req
602. I need powder!Copy !req
603. How are we gonna get across?Copy !req
604. Champagne.Copy !req
605. Cheers!Copy !req
606. Do not worry. I will protect you.Copy !req
607. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
608. Hit it in the head with a guitar?Copy !req
609. Please. Stop bringing up the guitar.Copy !req
610. Catch me!Copy !req
611. Hurry!Copy !req
612. Hide!Copy !req
613. Don't look at it!Copy !req
614. - Shh! Humpty! Be quiet!
- I'm hyperventilating!Copy !req
615. I said I couldn't breathe and
then you zipped the thing over my mouth!Copy !req
616. Shh! Hey. You gotta
get it together. Come on!Copy !req
617. OK.Copy !req
618. Look at this.
It's egg paradise.Copy !req
619. It's so beautiful,
I feel like I belong here.Copy !req
620. Whoo!Copy !req
621. Golden eggs. Oh!Copy !req
622. Grab as many as you can.Copy !req
623. I thought they were
going to be like chicken size.Copy !req
624. Can you imagine laying
one of these? Ouch!Copy !req
625. Puss! Ow!Copy !req
626. How are we supposed to get
these out of here?Copy !req
627. - I don't know.
- Shh!Copy !req
628. Oh, my!Copy !req
629. The Golden Goose.Copy !req
630. Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
631. Oh!Copy !req
632. Oh... My sweet darling.Copy !req
633. I think she likes you.Copy !req
634. Let's just take her.Copy !req
635. Wait a minute.
This is the goose of legend.Copy !req
636. We don't know what happens
if we take her.Copy !req
637. I know what happens
if we don't take her, we got nothing.Copy !req
638. Guys, guys. It's a gold peeper.
We're taking it!Copy !req
639. Almost there!Copy !req
640. Hang on!Copy !req
641. Hang on!Copy !req
642. Ow!Copy !req
643. Whoa!Copy !req
644. It's coming!Copy !req
645. Run!Copy !req
646. Kitty!Copy !req
647. What are you doing?Copy !req
648. Hang on!
Whoa!Copy !req
649. Come here, you.Copy !req
650. Go'£ you!Copy !req
651. She's mine now!Copy !req
652. Hello!Copy !req
653. Oh, no! Fly, little gosling, fly!Copy !req
654. No! It's not supposed to be this way!Copy !req
655. - Puss?
- No.Copy !req
656. Uh... I'm sorry.Copy !req
657. Hmm.Copy !req
658. Thanks, Ginger.Copy !req
659. Um, we should maybe cut that down.Copy !req
660. Look at that.Copy !req
661. You finally got
that family you wanted, Jack.Copy !req
662. Did you hear that?Copy !req
663. I think he just called me Daddy.Copy !req
664. - Oh! He looks just like you, Jack.
- Thank you.Copy !req
665. Huh?Copy !req
666. I do believe that's our cue.Copy !req
667. Hah!Copy !req
668. To paying back San Ricardo!Copy !req
669. To being rich!Copy !req
670. Olé!Copy !req
671. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
672. You.Copy !req
673. Me?Copy !req
674. Yeah, yeah, baby!Copy !req
675. One, two, cha-cha-cha!Copy !req
676. Three, four, cha-cha-cha! One, two...Copy !req
677. What?Copy !req
678. There is one word for you,
Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!Copy !req
679. I know you have quite
a reputation with the ladies,Copy !req
680. Mr. Friskie Two-Times.Copy !req
681. I've also been known as the...
Furry Lover!Copy !req
682. But that was before I met you.Copy !req
683. You don't know me, Puss.Copy !req
684. I'm not who you think I am.
I'm all about the score.Copy !req
685. Come on. Look me in the eyesCopy !req
686. and tell me all you
care about is the gold.Copy !req
687. - Puss...
- Kitty...Copy !req
688. Oh, my God!Copy !req
689. New partners!Copy !req
690. Do not fall
for his animal magnetism.Copy !req
691. You stay focused.Copy !req
692. Ah!
' What?Copy !req
693. So... I have
been thinking, Miss Softpaws,Copy !req
694. that when we go our separate ways,
we can go our separate ways...Copy !req
695. together.Copy !req
696. Puss, you have to go, now.Copy !req
697. You do not have to push me away any more.Copy !req
698. - You can trust me.
- But...Copy !req
699. Give it up for the legends
of San Ricardo,Copy !req
700. Humpty and Puss! We did it!Copy !req
701. - I'm calling it a night, guys.
- Kitty! Stay up with us.Copy !req
702. No, I feel a...
hairball coming on.Copy !req
703. OK, yeah.
Have fun with that!Copy !req
704. We should give her some privacy.Copy !req
705. I never thought we would get to here.Copy !req
706. After all we went through...Copy !req
707. to pull this off, together.Copy !req
708. It is good to have my brother back.Copy !req
709. Yep. Sure is.Copy !req
710. Well, we have
a big day tomorrow.Copy !req
711. Pretty exciting stuff.Copy !req
712. We should get some rest.Copy !req
713. Good night, Humpty.Copy !req
714. Canasta!Copy !req
715. I am still alive!Copy !req
716. Jack and Jill.Copy !req
717. Kitty?Copy !req
718. Humpty?Copy !req
719. I will find you.Copy !req
720. Get out of here!Copy !req
721. Huh?Copy !req
722. Be gone!Copy !req
723. What do you want?
Gold? I have gold!Copy !req
724. Jack, egg's trying to bribe us.Copy !req
725. With our own gold.Copy !req
726. Come on now, all we want
is a little breakfast.Copy !req
727. No, no, please!Copy !req
728. How do you like
your eggs, pumpkin?Copy !req
729. Humpty, no!Copy !req
730. Hello, Puss.Copy !req
731. Surprise!Copy !req
732. What is going on?Copy !req
733. It's a surprise party,
and the surprise is on you.Copy !req
734. Looks like the cat's out of the bag.Copy !req
735. You were in cahoots?Copy !req
736. Oh, yeah! They all work for me.Copy !req
737. I spent a lot of time in prison
preparing for this.Copy !req
738. - You set me up.
- Oh, yeah, I set you up. Of course.Copy !req
739. You think this was all about getting
the gold and clearing your name?Copy !req
740. This little adventure
was about one thing.Copy !req
741. Revenge.Copy !req
742. You never knew it, Puss...
but I was always there.Copy !req
743. You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss?
Well, so did I.Copy !req
744. - Why would you do this?
- You left me on that bridge!Copy !req
745. You abandoned me
when I needed you the most.Copy !req
746. - What happened to "brothers forever"?
- I trusted you!Copy !req
747. Well, now you're finally
gonna know what it feels like,Copy !req
748. you know, to trust someone
and have them stab you in the back.Copy !req
749. Guards!Copy !req
750. Puss In Boots, you're under arrest
for the robbery of the San Ricardo Bank!Copy !req
751. Consider this the final
meeting of Bean Club.Copy !req
752. I should scramble you with onions!Copy !req
753. You should never have come back.Copy !req
754. Pequeño! Wait.Copy !req
755. Do not fight them, please.Copy !req
756. Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.Copy !req
757. No. Puss, no more running.Copy !req
758. Please stop breaking my heart
and face what you have done.Copy !req
759. I'm sorry, Mama.Copy !req
760. I let you down.Copy !req
761. Paws where we can see them!Copy !req
762. Turn around... slow!Copy !req
763. Slower!Copy !req
764. Step into the carrier... quiet-like.Copy !req
765. Attention! Attention, everyone!Copy !req
766. If you could just come in
a little closer.Copy !req
767. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
768. I present to you...
the Golden Goose of legend!Copy !req
769. Kitty. Not you, too?Copy !req
770. Gold for everyone!Copy !req
771. Boo! Boo! Boo!Copy !req
772. We got some fresh,
hot gold here, people!Copy !req
773. Step right up! Get it hot!Copy !req
774. Huevos! Huevos! Huevos!Copy !req
775. One hat.Copy !req
776. One belt.Copy !req
777. And two boots...Copy !req
778. once a symbol of honor.Copy !req
779. One bottle of catnip?Copy !req
780. Uh... it is for my glaucoma.Copy !req
781. This is where you belong, outlaw.Copy !req
782. And this is
where you will stay... forever.Copy !req
783. No, no. Don't stop on my account.Copy !req
784. Well, it looks like the egg
got what he wanted.Copy !req
785. You're talking about Humpty?Copy !req
786. Don't say his name!Copy !req
787. I used to share this cell
with that smelly thing.Copy !req
788. Happiest day of my life was
when he left.Copy !req
789. Till I realized he stole my magic beans.Copy !req
790. Wait, wait, wait!
You had the beans? Who are you?Copy !req
791. Hey! What's your name?Copy !req
792. Andy Beanstalk!Copy !req
793. My friends call me Jack.Copy !req
794. I traded the family cow for them beans.Copy !req
795. Course'n, it wasn't my family's cow.Copy !req
796. It was some other family's family cow.
That's why I got eight to ten.Copy !req
797. Always know which cow is yours.Copy !req
798. Crazy man. Wake up!Copy !req
799. What else do you know?Copy !req
800. We're all goners,
thanks to that little stinky!Copy !req
801. I told him not to take the goose,
but all he wanted was his revenge!Copy !req
802. Don't take the goose. Why?Copy !req
803. The Great Terror!
That's the Golden Goose's mama.Copy !req
804. Oh, no.Copy !req
805. And she will be out for bloodCopy !req
806. when she comes back for her baby.Copy !req
807. Guard!Copy !req
808. San Ricardo is in terrible danger!
You must listen to me!Copy !req
809. Quiet, you!Copy !req
810. Shut up.Copy !req
811. Shh!Copy !req
812. Open the door.Copy !req
813. Drop the weapon.Copy !req
814. Very good.Copy !req
815. Step aside.Copy !req
816. No.Copy !req
817. Diablo Gato!Copy !req
818. Nice try.Copy !req
819. Huh?Copy !req
820. I hope you can forgive me.Copy !req
821. Apology accepted!Copy !req
822. I don't really have time for you.Copy !req
823. I have to save the town
from the Great Terror!Copy !req
824. Wait, Puss!Copy !req
825. Don't you see? I'm here because...Copy !req
826. I am here because you made me realizeCopy !req
827. that there is something
I care about more than gold.Copy !req
828. Something?Copy !req
829. OK. Someone.Copy !req
830. He's about two feet tall,
wears high heels.Copy !req
831. Handsome?Copy !req
832. He's very handsome.Copy !req
833. - A real beefcake?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
834. - A stallion?
- Yes.Copy !req
835. - Tiger?
- Oh, brother.Copy !req
836. But this
does not make us even.Copy !req
837. - Freeze!
- Yes, it does.Copy !req
838. No, no, no, it doesn't.Copy !req
839. I saved you!Copy !req
840. You owed me one.Copy !req
841. You didn't tell me about Humpty.Copy !req
842. So now you owe me two.Copy !req
843. - You're a lot of work.
- I know. But I am worth it!Copy !req
844. Ha-ha!Copy !req
845. You are not getting away, Puss In Boots!Copy !req
846. Wrong boots.Copy !req
847. Kitty!Copy !req
848. Now we're even!Copy !req
849. This is your San Ricardo weather report.Copy !req
850. Chances of a giant goose
destroying the town...Copy !req
851. one hundred percent.Copy !req
852. Never alone,
always together...Copy !req
853. Humpty and Puss...Copy !req
854. Brothers forever.Copy !req
855. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
856. Let's, uh, get out of here
before Mama shows up.Copy !req
857. I should make you
into an egg salad sandwich!Copy !req
858. That is disgusting!Copy !req
859. - Give me the goose, Humpty.
- No can do, I'm afraid.Copy !req
860. See, the mama's on her way,
and when she gets here,Copy !req
861. it's bye-bye San Ricardo and
everything you ever cared about!Copy !req
862. Revenge on me is one thing,
but why Imelda? Why the orphanage?Copy !req
863. This is our home.Copy !req
864. You mean your home.Copy !req
865. I never belonged here.Copy !req
866. We had a plan to get out of here,Copy !req
867. but then you became a hero and
you picked this place over me.Copy !req
868. You left me with nothing.Copy !req
869. Humpty... I'm sorry I hurt you.Copy !req
870. But do not take it out on these people.Copy !req
871. You are better than this!Copy !req
872. - No, I'm not.
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
873. I know the real Humpty.Copy !req
874. The way you saw the world!
The inventor! The dreamer!Copy !req
875. What happened to that guy?Copy !req
876. I... I think it's too late.Copy !req
877. It is never too late
to do the right thing.Copy !req
878. Together we can save San Ricardo!Copy !req
879. I can forgive you, Humpty...
if you help me now.Copy !req
880. Really?Copy !req
881. After everything I put you through?Copy !req
882. Prove to me there is still
a good egg in you.Copy !req
883. I'll try.Copy !req
884. - Goggles, check.
- Get the baby over the bridge.Copy !req
885. I'll get the mother to follow.Copy !req
886. OK. Give me a... Puss!Copy !req
887. Ha-ha!Copy !req
888. Mama Goose!Copy !req
889. Wait!Copy !req
890. Just follow me and I will
lead you to your baby.Copy !req
891. No! Not that way!Copy !req
892. Pequeño, help!Copy !req
893. Hang on!Copy !req
894. Oh.Copy !req
895. Whoa!Copy !req
896. That's my boy!Copy !req
897. Ha!Copy !req
898. Come with me, Mama Goose.
I know where your baby is.Copy !req
899. Here. Look!Copy !req
900. Humpty, pick up the pace!Copy !req
901. I'm trying, Puss! I'm trying!Copy !req
902. Sorry, egghead,
we want more than just eggs.Copy !req
903. So how about you give us that goose!Copy !req
904. Humpty!Copy !req
905. Get her off!Copy !req
906. - Nice moves.
- What would you do without me?Copy !req
907. Freeze!Copy !req
908. Comandante! Uh, I can explain?Copy !req
909. Gato, you are going back to jail
if it's the last thing I do!Copy !req
910. Humpty, hurry!Copy !req
911. We're almost there.
We're almost there!Copy !req
912. Puss, help!
' Humpty, hang on!Copy !req
913. Puss!Copy !req
914. Here we are again, right, Puss?Copy !req
915. I will not leave you behind
this time, Humpty.Copy !req
916. Uh...Copy !req
917. I'm sorry, Puss.Copy !req
918. I've made a mess out of everything.Copy !req
919. I'm a rotten egg.Copy !req
920. I'm not a person.Copy !req
921. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food.Copy !req
922. I don't know what I am.Copy !req
923. You are what you have always been.Copy !req
924. My brother.Copy !req
925. Brothers forever.Copy !req
926. Whoa!Copy !req
927. - You can't save us both.
- Yes, I can! Just hang on!Copy !req
928. Puss, you have to save the baby,
or the mama will destroy San Ricardo.Copy !req
929. It's the right thing to do.Copy !req
930. I will not let you go, Humpty.Copy !req
931. I know you won't.Copy !req
932. So I won't make you choose.Copy !req
933. Humpty!Copy !req
934. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
935. She's OK.Copy !req
936. Humpty?Copy !req
937. I always knew that you were good inside.Copy !req
938. Goodbye, Humpty.Copy !req
939. - Yeah, I think it's wonderful...
- And I got a goose egg.Copy !req
940. It's him. Puss In Boots.Copy !req
941. He saved us from the giant goose!Copy !req
942. His sword is like lightning!Copy !req
943. They say he has ten lives.Copy !req
944. His boots are made
of the finest Corinthian leather.Copy !req
945. He only drinks whole milk.Copy !req
946. Good leche.Copy !req
947. He's no outlaw. He saved us!Copy !req
948. Uh, meow?Copy !req
949. A gift for you, Mama.Copy !req
950. I have to go.
The soldiers are coming for me.Copy !req
951. I am so proud of you, my son.Copy !req
952. Today, you faced the past
with bravery and honor.Copy !req
953. You earned those boots.Copy !req
954. And the people know that you are
San Ricardo's greatest hero.Copy !req
955. I did it for you, Mama.Copy !req
956. You will always be in my heart.Copy !req
957. And you in mine.Copy !req
958. Gato! Hmm?Copy !req
959. - There he is!
- I see him!Copy !req
960. Huh?Copy !req
961. Toot-toot!Copy !req
962. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
963. I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!Copy !req
964. Sooner than you think.Copy !req
965. Ah!Copy !req
966. She is a bad kitty.Copy !req
967. This is the story
of a cat who became a hero.Copy !req
968. An outlaw dedicated to justice.
And a lover of beautiful women.Copy !req
969. A great... great lover.Copy !req
970. Really. It is crazy.Copy !req
971. I am Puss In Boots!Copy !req
972. And my name would become... legend!Copy !req
973. Ha-ha!Copy !req
974. Ha!Copy !req
975. I-la!Copy !req
976. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
977. Ha!Copy !req
978. Meow.Copy !req
979. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
980. Ohhh!Copy !req