1. Through the years,
I have been known by many names.
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2. Diablo Gato.
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3. The Furry Lover.
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4. Chupacabra.
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5. Friskie Two-Times.
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6. And the Ginger Hit Man.
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7. But to most... I am Puss In Boots!
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8. Outlaw.
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9. I will never forget you... Margherita.
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10. I mean, Rosa.
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11. Uh, sorry. I think maybe I should go.
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12. Hmm.
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13. Oh! Ow! Ooh!
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14. You cannot run forever,
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15. Puss In Boots!
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16. What can I say?
I was a bad kitty.
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17. Just a fugitive from the law...
forever running.
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18. Searching for a way
to clear my name.
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19. And I would get that chance...
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20. ... on this one fateful night.
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21. Here, kitty, kitty!
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22. Raoul. Look what the cat dragged in.
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23. Oh, wait... That is the cat!
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24. One leche, please.
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25. What are you doing here, senior?
Did you lose your ball of yarn?
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26. So funny.
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27. One leche coming up.
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28. I am not looking for trouble.
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29. I am but a humble gato
in search of his next meal.
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30. Perhaps you gentlemen
can help me find a simple score?
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31. The only thing you'll find tonight is
trouble... Puss In Boots.
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32. Well, perhaps if one of us
were to tell the law
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33. that you are in town,
we could split the reward.
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34. You made the cat angry.
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35. You do not want to make the cat angry!
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36. The Church
of St. Michael has just put up
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37. a golden statue
of the Virgin of Guadalupe.
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38. I do not steal from churches.
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39. The boys' orphanage has been
donated silver candlesticks,
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40. they would look
very lovely in your home.
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41. - I do not steal from orphans.
- Uh, what about Jack and Jill?
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42. - Shh! Are you crazy?
- The what?
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43. The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill have
gotten their hands on... magic beans.
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44. Do not joke with me about magic beans!
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45. I searched half my life for them.
They do not exist.
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46. No, cat. We have seen them.
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47. These... are the beans of legend.
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48. Huh? Whoa.
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49. Grows a vine to the Land of Giants,
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50. and the Golden Goose.
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51. The Golden Goose...
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52. A heist like this
could set you up for life.
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53. All nine of them.
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54. Show him the golden eggs.
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55. No!
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56. Please, you have shown enough.
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57. Only a cat with a death wish would
steal the beans from Jack and Jill.
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58. The only wish I have
is to repay an old debt.
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59. And this is my chance.
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60. Now...
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61. where do I find this Jack and Jill?
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62. I'm sorry... we have no rooms.
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63. Well, I think one just opened up
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64. We'd like a complimentary
continental breakfast.
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65. And don't even think about
skimpin' on them baby muffins.
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66. We don't have any baby muffins.
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67. You know, Jill...
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68. I been thinking.
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69. Get it out.
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70. I, um... Once we're done
with this magic bean business
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71. and got ourselves all them
beautiful golden eggs...
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72. Mm-hm, go on.
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73. That we cut down on some
of the hijacking and murdering.
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74. I mean, it's fun and all, but, uh...
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75. I want a baby.
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76. A baby what, Jack?
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77. A baby us, Jill.
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78. We'll raise it wild,
like a squirrel or something.
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79. Holy frijoles!
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80. They do exist.
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81. Ever since you fell down that hill
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82. and broke your crown,
you have been talking crazy.
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83. It couldn't hurt to have
an extra shooter during ambushes.
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84. Maybe I cut too deep...
cut that brain out of your head.
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85. Hey! What gives?
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86. If it's to be a girl,
she'll have your strong...
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87. No! No! No!
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88. You, you, you!
You stop where you are!
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89. I don't know, Jack.
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90. How do I ride and shoot
with a baby slung on my back?
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91. They got them backpacks now.
The way I see it, Jill...
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92. Those beans are mine!
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93. we fall off
this flat earth one time.
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94. What better proof of our love...
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95. Me?
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96. You snap me?
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97. You snap me?
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98. You looking for something?
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99. Uh, no.
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100. No hablo inglés.
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101. Whoa, whoa!
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102. You are going to pay for this!
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103. Huh?
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104. Oh!
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105. No!
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106. Oh!
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107. Chupacabra!
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108. Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
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109. - Chupacabra!
- You are a crazy woman!
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110. I-la!
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111. Ha-ha!
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112. Ow!
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113. Those magic beans were my score!
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114. You just cost me a chance at getting
the golden eggs, mi amigo.
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115. Put up your dukes.
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116. Ha!
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117. Ha!
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118. Yah!
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119. Psst!
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120. Very well.
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121. If it is to be a dance fight,
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122. then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight
you to the death!
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123. Ha!
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124. Ha!
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125. How dare you do the Litter Box at me!
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126. Hello!
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127. Toot-toot!
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128. Ha!
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129. Ha-ha! Hmmph!
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130. ? Hey-aa?
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131. Can you feel me?
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132. Ha-ha!
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133. Yah!
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134. Fear me... if you dare.
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135. Ha!
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136. You hit me in the head with a guitar?
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137. You are a woman?
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138. Ohhh!
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139. Whoa.
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140. Amateur.
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141. Wow!
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142. Señiorita, wait!
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143. Let me buy you some leche!
I am a lover, not a... fighter.
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144. Hello?
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145. You are hiding from me?
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146. I like to play the games, too.
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147. I sense in you a kindred spirit, a...
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148. Hmm.
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149. I smell something familiar.
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150. Something... dangerous.
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151. Something...
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152. breakfasty.
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153. It's been a long time, brother.
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154. Maldito huevo.
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155. Ha!
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156. Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
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157. How dare you show your face to me.
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158. I know you're angry.
You have every right.
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159. But it is good to see you, Puss.
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160. Are those new boots?
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161. No! They are the same boots
I wore when you betrayed me.
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162. Betrayed you?
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163. You left me cracked
in pieces on a bridge,
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164. surrounded by soldiers!
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165. They wrote a song about it!
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166. And how did we get
on that bridge in the first place?
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167. Because we were brothers, and brothers
are supposed to look after each other...
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168. Humpty!
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169. Remember why we're here.
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170. I should have known.
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171. I had the magic beans in my grasp,
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172. and you sent this very attractive
devil woman to interfere.
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173. You are a curse on my life!
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174. Whoa, whoa, wait. Hear me out. OK?
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175. Yes, yes, I sent Kitty
to bring you here.
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176. But she is no ordinary thief.
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177. She's Kitty Soft paws.
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178. The softest touch in Spain.
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179. That's a lot of heel for a guy,
don't you think?
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180. Look, with Kitty's skill,
your sword and my brain,
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181. we've got a fighting chance here.
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182. Puss, come on, you of all people
know that nobody's ever ripped off
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183. the giant's castle
and lived to tell the tale.
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184. You want to survive? You need a plan.
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185. And I've studied this job
my whole life. You know that.
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186. Let's be honest.
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187. Without me, you don't even know
where to plant the beans, Puss.
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188. But Jack and Jill do.
They're on their way.
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189. We go up the beanstalk outlaws,
and we come down legends.
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190. So what do you say?
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191. Partners?
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192. No. Never again.
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193. I'm sorry, OK? How long
are you gonna hold a grudge?
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194. It's been seven years!
That's like 35 cat years.
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195. You need me! And I need you.
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196. Puss! You got any idea what they
do to eggs in San Ricardo prison?
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197. I'll tell you this, my friend.
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198. It ain't over easy.
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199. Ohhh!
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200. Adiós... Humpty Dumpty.
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201. Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
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202. Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
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203. I know how to speak meow.
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204. Sad story with your twisted lies
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205. in your greasy shell
that smells like old ham!
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206. I should crack you open for...
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207. Look what I found.
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208. Someone forgot his money.
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209. Oh, you are dangerous.
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210. Humpty says you like danger.
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211. Just think of all the trouble
we can get into.
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212. The two of us together.
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213. We can steal a lot of golden eggs.
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214. Hmm?
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215. And... you owe me.
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216. - I owe you?
- Mm-hm.
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217. You hit me in the head with a guitar.
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218. I regret the guitar.
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219. OK, I forgive you.
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220. So... you're in?
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221. There is one teeny, tiny,
itty-bitty problem.
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222. And what is that?
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223. You work for the egg!
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224. Oh, come on, Puss.
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225. What happened between you
and Humpty that was so bad?
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226. I am afraid with me and Humpty...
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227. the scars are too deep.
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228. It all started a long time ago.
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229. Oh, no. You really don't have to tell me
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230. - your whole life story, please.
- You may want to sit.
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231. It is at times quite... painful.
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232. OK, here we go.
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233. It was a year in which
the rain had not fallen.
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234. The wind was big
and the basket was small.
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235. For days, I bounced along...
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236. a hungry little kitten with no milk,
no mama, and no litter box.
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237. Until I came to rest at a home
for lost children.
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238. Ohh.
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239. Her name was Imelda.
And, like a mother,
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240. she took me into her heart
and raised me as her own.
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241. Silencio.
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242. Silencio.
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243. She was an angel of kindness.
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244. Silencio!
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245. Most of the time.
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246. I'd like to introduce
a new boy joining us.
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247. It's OK, pequeño.
You show with the face.
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248. Go on.
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249. And that was
the moment I met...
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250. Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
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251. Hey, Whiskers!
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252. You're sitting
in Little Boy Blue's chair.
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253. Oh, come on. Is this necessary?
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254. Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?
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255. Who asked you, Breakfast?
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256. Remember what Imelda says, Boy Blue:
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257. If you're going to blow your top,
you blow your horn instead, right?
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258. Let's spin him.
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259. Please don't spin me. Do not spin me!
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260. Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk!
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261. Even though he took
my beans, the egg stood up for me,
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262. and I decided then...
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263. that I would always
have his back.
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264. Wow!
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265. That was very impressive. Thanks!
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266. Hey, egg boy!
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267. There was something
about this strange little egg
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268. that intrigued me.
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269. Oh... it's you.
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270. I've been collecting for months now.
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271. You never know when you're gonna
get lucky. You know what I mean?
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272. Magic beans... is what they are.
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273. Hello? You gonna tell all the other kids
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274. that I believe in magic now?
Is that what you're gonna do?
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275. No? What's your name?
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276. You don't say much, do you?
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277. I think I'll call you Sparky.
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278. Whiskers?
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279. Zoltar!
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280. How about Puss?
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281. Humpty's mind was full
of imagination and invention.
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282. What is that,
50 feet down there?
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283. Here we go. Give me a... Puss!
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284. Look at me, Puss! I'm flying!
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285. He spoke of legends and
adventures beyond my wildest dreams.
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286. Oh, when I find those
magic beans, they'll grow a vine
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287. straight up into the clouds,
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288. where a terrible and a fearsome giant
hoards his greatest treasure...
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289. the Golden Goose.
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290. Oh, the Golden Goose. Just one.
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291. Just one of her golden eggs...
could set me for life.
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292. It's my destiny, Puss.
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293. I can't really explain it,
but I just feel like I belong up there.
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294. Oh, boy. This is awkward.
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295. This is kind of a solo dream here.
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296. I don't need any dead weight,
you know, holding me down.
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297. What are you doing?
Oh, man, that's good.
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298. The eye thing that you're doing,
that is really splendid.
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299. OK, let me just think for a second.
All right... OK.
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300. Uh... This is crazy, but...
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301. I am considering a partnership.
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302. I just need to know one thing.
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303. Can you commit?
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304. Si... I can commit.
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305. Oh, you can talk!
Could you help me up?
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306. OK...
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307. First rule of Bean Club...
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308. you do not talk about Bean Club.
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309. Second rule of Bean Club...
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310. is you don't talk
about Bean Club. You ready?
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311. Ready.
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312. From this day forth,
it shall be known...
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313. Never alone, always together...
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314. Humpty and Puss...
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315. Brothers forever.
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316. And from that moment on,
we were united on a great adventure
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317. to find the magic beans.
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318. Help me up.
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319. Egg me.
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320. Humpty was the brains...
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321. - Good gracious!
- I never saw him!
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322. That really hurt!
and I was the skill.
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323. I'm cracked!
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324. We got red beans, green beans,
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325. coffee beans, lima beans...
but no magic beans.
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326. - Would you care for a jelly bean?
- Oh, thank you.
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327. Finding them
meant everything to us.
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328. Oh, I almost forgot
the most important thing.
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329. That's me and you, Puss.
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330. Me and you.
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331. But we never did find them.
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332. And, as years passed,
the quest for magic beans
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333. seemed more and more
like the dreams of a child.
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334. Aw!
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335. As teenagers,
Humpty and I looked for trouble...
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336. and often found it.
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337. Third time this month, Imelda.
Next time is jail time.
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338. They're just kids.
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339. They are thieves.
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340. You are better than this.
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341. I believe in you with all my heart.
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342. Please do not let me down.
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343. I hate this place.
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344. I cannot wait for us to get out of here.
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345. Throw a rock.
It'll make you feel better.
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346. Oh, boy. We should go.
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347. On instinct, I reacted.
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348. Ha!
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349. Aah!
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350. He saved the Comandante's mother!
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351. You saved my mother.
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352. Señior Puss... he is a hero!
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353. Today we see that courage and bravery
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354. come in all sizes!
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355. Little did I know that one moment
would change my whole life.
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356. These are for you, my boy.
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357. Wear them as a symbol
of honor... and justice.
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358. I will make you proud, Mama.
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359. You already have, my Puss In Boots.
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360. How strange it was
to give a cat boots...
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361. but, whoa... I looked good!
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362. And as the light of my path
grew brighter...
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363. Humpty's road grew ever darker.
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364. Gracias, Comandante.
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365. Be careful of the company you keep.
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366. I know! I know, I never should've
tried something without you.
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367. You're not stealing
lollipops any more, Humpty.
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368. This is getting serious.
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369. You're right!
We have to be smarter about this.
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370. Here, look. We need to think bigger.
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371. I've been casing the silversmith
and it's perfect.
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372. You and me, in and out, 50 seconds tops.
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373. Will you put that away!
This is our home.
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374. These people have done nothing to us.
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375. Our home? OK, yeah, I get it now.
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376. You get some fancy boots
and now you're too good for me?
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377. That is not true.
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378. We weren't born here. We're orphans!
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379. All we got is each other,
you understand?
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380. We are better than this.
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381. But we're partners.
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382. We are brothers.
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383. But I am not stealing any more.
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384. But Humpty
would not give up so easily.
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385. I'm in trouble, Puss!
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386. It's Boy Blue and his gang.
I owe them some money.
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387. They're coming for me.
Just get me over this wall.
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388. I gotta go. Help me up the wall.
Get me up the wall. Hurry! Hurry!
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389. OK, I've got everything.
We did it. Come on, let's go!
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390. How could you do this to me?
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391. I did you a favor!
We can finally get out of here!
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392. This is the money of the people!
This is all they have!
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393. You disgrace those boots!
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394. Comandante, please, I can explain!
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395. Arrest them!
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396. Hiyah!
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397. Hurry up! Get to the bridge!
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398. - You tricked me!
- I had to! You left me no choice!
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399. Mama...
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400. Pequeño.
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401. Oh! Watch out!
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402. Oh! Oof!
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403. - Oh, no.
- Puss. I can't get up.
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405. Freeze!
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407. Save yourself.
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408. We got you.
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409. I lost everything
I cared about that day.
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412. My home.
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413. All I thought about was
the disappointment in my mama's eyes.
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414. And I have been running ever since.
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415. The egg betrayed me.
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416. His lies cost me everything.
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417. Hew I'm awake!
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I don't want to fix the past?
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419. I can't get down.
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420. Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by
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421. when I don't think about what I lost.
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422. I lost my best friend.
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423. My only friend. And I get it now.
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424. I got greedy and desperate
and I let you down.
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425. I let myself down.
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426. All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.
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427. Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.
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428. Please, Puss.
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429. Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.
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430. - I will do it.
- Oh, that's great.
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431. I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.
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432. We are not partners
and we are not friends.
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433. OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.
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434. Yes!
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435. I think we got our Bean Club back.
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436. Humpty's plan better work.
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437. Listen, you just need
to worry about your part.
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438. Don't screw it up.
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439. - What?
- Again with the mask?
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440. I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.
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441. Huh?
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442. Come on, Puss. Now!
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443. Our biological clocks
are tickin', darlin'.
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444. You gotta look at the big picture.
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445. - What's your problem?
- Huh?
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446. Listen. I put a lot of work
into my body. I look good, and I am not
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447. just gonna throw that away.
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448. - Hey, hey, hey.
- What?
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449. - We're gonna start small.
- Look.
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450. Let's just pretend
you have a baby.
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451. Excellent.
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452. I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.
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453. You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.
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454. We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.
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455. You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.
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456. - Little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.
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457. - Shh!
- He's a cute little bugger.
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458. Why are you not using your claws?
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459. Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!
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460. - Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.
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461. - Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?
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462. Was that Hamhock?
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463. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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464. There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.
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465. Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time...?
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466. You babysit.
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467. - Soft paws.
- When did we have a monkey?
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468. Well?
what happened last time...
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469. - You sat on it, Jack.
- Hello, beans of legend.
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470. Let's go.
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471. Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.
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472. You messed with our baby.
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473. And you took my beans.
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474. Sausage bomb!
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475. Whoa!
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476. You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!
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477. Signal the egg!
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478. Yes!
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479. - OK.
- Ready.
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480. - Set.
- Go!
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481. Ow!
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482. Oh, my God!
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483. Whoa!
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484. Ah!
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485. All right, cat.
Give me them beans.
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486. Is it true
a cat always lands on its feet?
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487. No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!
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488. Well, let's find out.
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489. Hiyah!
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490. Hiyah!
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491. See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!
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492. You think this is over? Ha!
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493. Hey, that was close!
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494. Hiyah!
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495. Now!
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496. We just got to make it
to that bridge! Hang on!
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497. - Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.
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498. Humpty!
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499. We're going to die!
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500. - I hate cats.
- This is war!
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501. Giant's castle...
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502. here we come.
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503. I must hand it to the egg.
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504. This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...
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505. I mean, flaws.
That was what I meant, not claws.
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506. He's not a cat.
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507. - Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.
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508. Got it.
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509. OK, we should be close!
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510. Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!
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511. I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blind
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512. and you'll never even know I was there.
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513. Kitty?
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514. You are not as good as they say.
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515. You're better.
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516. I will respect your privacy.
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517. OK. I'll tell you.
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518. I was just a stray...
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519. but I had beautiful claws.
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520. One day,
a really nice couple took me in.
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521. Gave me milk every morning.
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522. Loved me.
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523. Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.
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524. I don't know why they did it.
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525. But they took my claws.
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526. Cat people are crazy.
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527. Stop the coach! I think this is it!
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528. Ooh! Whoo!
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529. Can you believe this, Puss?
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530. After all these years!
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531. Here. I want you to plant them.
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532. That... is a strange cloud.
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533. Whoa! OK! This is it!
It's happening, hurry!
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534. This Way!
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535. Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.
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536. Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.
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537. Hole! Right here.
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538. Now place the beans.
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539. Place the beans carefully, please.
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540. Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.
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541. OK, good. Very good
Now just stand back.
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542. Whoa!
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543. What's happening here?
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544. Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?
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545. - That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.
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546. You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.
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547. So, come on...
say something nice to it.
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548. OK.
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549. Let me just think for a second.
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550. Hi, little plant.
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551. Whoa!
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552. YOW!
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553. Oh!
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554. Uh, guys? Whoa!
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555. Humpty!
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556. - I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.
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557. You sound weird.
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558. Ah! It's the thin air!
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559. Come on in! It feels great!
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560. - The cloud, it tickles my nose.
- Hoo-hoo!
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561. That's because they effervesce!
Who knew? Ho-ho!
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562. Come on.
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563. Gotcha!
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564. Meow.
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565. Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?
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566. Let me show you something.
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567. Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,
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568. I don't know, maybe orphans,
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569. and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,
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570. dreaming about the future.
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571. That was me and you, Puss.
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572. Me and you.
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573. Boys!
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574. You might want to take a look at this.
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575. The giant's castle.
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576. OK, time to suit up.
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577. Humpty!
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578. I'll fit right in
with the golden eggs.
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579. Brilliant or what, huh?
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580. Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
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581. What? Are you embarrassed?
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582. I'm not.
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583. Puss, remember when
everyone was laughing at Bean Club?
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584. And who is laughing now?
Ha-ha! We are!
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585. Wow!
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586. That is our target.
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587. Hey, you don't
sound like an elf any more.
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588. It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.
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589. Let's go.
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590. So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.
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591. There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.
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592. - What?
- You didn't do the reading, did you?
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593. Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."
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594. Ahh! Ankle burn.
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595. - Wha... What was that?
- They call it the Great Terror.
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596. It's the monster that guards
the Golden Goose.
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597. Legend has it that if you look at it,
you'll turn to stone.
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598. But nobody really knows because
nobody's walked away from it alive.
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599. Follow me and keep quiet.
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600. Shh! Humpty!
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601. I can't help it.
Everything's rubbing and pinching!
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602. I need powder!
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603. How are we gonna get across?
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604. Champagne.
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605. Cheers!
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606. Do not worry. I will protect you.
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607. What are you gonna do?
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608. Hit it in the head with a guitar?
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609. Please. Stop bringing up the guitar.
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610. Catch me!
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611. Hurry!
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612. Hide!
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613. Don't look at it!
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614. - Shh! Humpty! Be quiet!
- I'm hyperventilating!
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615. I said I couldn't breathe and
then you zipped the thing over my mouth!
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616. Shh! Hey. You gotta
get it together. Come on!
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617. OK.
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618. Look at this.
It's egg paradise.
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619. It's so beautiful,
I feel like I belong here.
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620. Whoo!
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621. Golden eggs. Oh!
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622. Grab as many as you can.
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623. I thought they were
going to be like chicken size.
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624. Can you imagine laying
one of these? Ouch!
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625. Puss! Ow!
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626. How are we supposed to get
these out of here?
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627. - I don't know.
- Shh!
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628. Oh, my!
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629. The Golden Goose.
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630. Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
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631. Oh!
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632. Oh... My sweet darling.
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633. I think she likes you.
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634. Let's just take her.
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635. Wait a minute.
This is the goose of legend.
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636. We don't know what happens
if we take her.
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637. I know what happens
if we don't take her, we got nothing.
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638. Guys, guys. It's a gold peeper.
We're taking it!
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639. Almost there!
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640. Hang on!
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641. Hang on!
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642. Ow!
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643. Whoa!
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644. It's coming!
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645. Run!
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646. Kitty!
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647. What are you doing?
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648. Hang on!
Whoa!
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649. Come here, you.
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650. Go'£ you!
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651. She's mine now!
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652. Hello!
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653. Oh, no! Fly, little gosling, fly!
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654. No! It's not supposed to be this way!
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655. - Puss?
- No.
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656. Uh... I'm sorry.
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657. Hmm.
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658. Thanks, Ginger.
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659. Um, we should maybe cut that down.
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660. Look at that.
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661. You finally got
that family you wanted, Jack.
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662. Did you hear that?
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663. I think he just called me Daddy.
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664. - Oh! He looks just like you, Jack.
- Thank you.
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665. Huh?
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666. I do believe that's our cue.
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667. Hah!
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668. To paying back San Ricardo!
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669. To being rich!
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670. Olé!
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671. Ha! Ha!
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672. You.
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673. Me?
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674. Yeah, yeah, baby!
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675. One, two, cha-cha-cha!
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676. Three, four, cha-cha-cha! One, two...
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677. What?
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678. There is one word for you,
Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!
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679. I know you have quite
a reputation with the ladies,
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680. Mr. Friskie Two-Times.
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681. I've also been known as the...
Furry Lover!
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682. But that was before I met you.
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683. You don't know me, Puss.
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684. I'm not who you think I am.
I'm all about the score.
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685. Come on. Look me in the eyes
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686. and tell me all you
care about is the gold.
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687. - Puss...
- Kitty...
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688. Oh, my God!
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689. New partners!
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690. Do not fall
for his animal magnetism.
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691. You stay focused.
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692. Ah!
' What?
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693. So... I have
been thinking, Miss Softpaws,
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694. that when we go our separate ways,
we can go our separate ways...
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695. together.
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696. Puss, you have to go, now.
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697. You do not have to push me away any more.
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698. - You can trust me.
- But...
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699. Give it up for the legends
of San Ricardo,
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700. Humpty and Puss! We did it!
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701. - I'm calling it a night, guys.
- Kitty! Stay up with us.
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702. No, I feel a...
hairball coming on.
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703. OK, yeah.
Have fun with that!
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704. We should give her some privacy.
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705. I never thought we would get to here.
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706. After all we went through...
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707. to pull this off, together.
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708. It is good to have my brother back.
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709. Yep. Sure is.
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710. Well, we have
a big day tomorrow.
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711. Pretty exciting stuff.
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712. We should get some rest.
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713. Good night, Humpty.
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714. Canasta!
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715. I am still alive!
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716. Jack and Jill.
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717. Kitty?
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718. Humpty?
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719. I will find you.
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720. Get out of here!
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721. Huh?
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722. Be gone!
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723. What do you want?
Gold? I have gold!
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724. Jack, egg's trying to bribe us.
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725. With our own gold.
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726. Come on now, all we want
is a little breakfast.
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727. No, no, please!
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728. How do you like
your eggs, pumpkin?
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729. Humpty, no!
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730. Hello, Puss.
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731. Surprise!
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732. What is going on?
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733. It's a surprise party,
and the surprise is on you.
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734. Looks like the cat's out of the bag.
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735. You were in cahoots?
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736. Oh, yeah! They all work for me.
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737. I spent a lot of time in prison
preparing for this.
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738. - You set me up.
- Oh, yeah, I set you up. Of course.
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739. You think this was all about getting
the gold and clearing your name?
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740. This little adventure
was about one thing.
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741. Revenge.
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742. You never knew it, Puss...
but I was always there.
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743. You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss?
Well, so did I.
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744. - Why would you do this?
- You left me on that bridge!
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745. You abandoned me
when I needed you the most.
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746. - What happened to "brothers forever"?
- I trusted you!
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747. Well, now you're finally
gonna know what it feels like,
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748. you know, to trust someone
and have them stab you in the back.
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749. Guards!
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750. Puss In Boots, you're under arrest
for the robbery of the San Ricardo Bank!
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751. Consider this the final
meeting of Bean Club.
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752. I should scramble you with onions!
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753. You should never have come back.
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754. Pequeño! Wait.
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755. Do not fight them, please.
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756. Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.
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757. No. Puss, no more running.
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758. Please stop breaking my heart
and face what you have done.
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759. I'm sorry, Mama.
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760. I let you down.
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761. Paws where we can see them!
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762. Turn around... slow!
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763. Slower!
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764. Step into the carrier... quiet-like.
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765. Attention! Attention, everyone!
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766. If you could just come in
a little closer.
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767. Ladies and gentlemen,
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768. I present to you...
the Golden Goose of legend!
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769. Kitty. Not you, too?
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770. Gold for everyone!
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771. Boo! Boo! Boo!
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772. We got some fresh,
hot gold here, people!
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773. Step right up! Get it hot!
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774. Huevos! Huevos! Huevos!
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775. One hat.
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776. One belt.
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777. And two boots...
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778. once a symbol of honor.
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779. One bottle of catnip?
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780. Uh... it is for my glaucoma.
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781. This is where you belong, outlaw.
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782. And this is
where you will stay... forever.
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783. No, no. Don't stop on my account.
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784. Well, it looks like the egg
got what he wanted.
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785. You're talking about Humpty?
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786. Don't say his name!
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787. I used to share this cell
with that smelly thing.
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788. Happiest day of my life was
when he left.
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789. Till I realized he stole my magic beans.
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790. Wait, wait, wait!
You had the beans? Who are you?
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791. Hey! What's your name?
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792. Andy Beanstalk!
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793. My friends call me Jack.
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794. I traded the family cow for them beans.
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795. Course'n, it wasn't my family's cow.
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796. It was some other family's family cow.
That's why I got eight to ten.
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797. Always know which cow is yours.
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798. Crazy man. Wake up!
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799. What else do you know?
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800. We're all goners,
thanks to that little stinky!
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801. I told him not to take the goose,
but all he wanted was his revenge!
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802. Don't take the goose. Why?
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803. The Great Terror!
That's the Golden Goose's mama.
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804. Oh, no.
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805. And she will be out for blood
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806. when she comes back for her baby.
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807. Guard!
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808. San Ricardo is in terrible danger!
You must listen to me!
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809. Quiet, you!
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810. Shut up.
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811. Shh!
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812. Open the door.
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813. Drop the weapon.
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814. Very good.
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815. Step aside.
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816. No.
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817. Diablo Gato!
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818. Nice try.
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819. Huh?
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820. I hope you can forgive me.
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821. Apology accepted!
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822. I don't really have time for you.
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823. I have to save the town
from the Great Terror!
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824. Wait, Puss!
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825. Don't you see? I'm here because...
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826. I am here because you made me realize
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827. that there is something
I care about more than gold.
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828. Something?
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829. OK. Someone.
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830. He's about two feet tall,
wears high heels.
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831. Handsome?
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832. He's very handsome.
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833. - A real beefcake?
- Mm-hm.
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834. - A stallion?
- Yes.
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835. - Tiger?
- Oh, brother.
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836. But this
does not make us even.
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837. - Freeze!
- Yes, it does.
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838. No, no, no, it doesn't.
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839. I saved you!
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840. You owed me one.
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841. You didn't tell me about Humpty.
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842. So now you owe me two.
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843. - You're a lot of work.
- I know. But I am worth it!
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844. Ha-ha!
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845. You are not getting away, Puss In Boots!
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846. Wrong boots.
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847. Kitty!
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848. Now we're even!
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849. This is your San Ricardo weather report.
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850. Chances of a giant goose
destroying the town...
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851. one hundred percent.
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852. Never alone,
always together...
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853. Humpty and Puss...
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854. Brothers forever.
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855. Come on, sweetie.
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856. Let's, uh, get out of here
before Mama shows up.
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857. I should make you
into an egg salad sandwich!
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858. That is disgusting!
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859. - Give me the goose, Humpty.
- No can do, I'm afraid.
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860. See, the mama's on her way,
and when she gets here,
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861. it's bye-bye San Ricardo and
everything you ever cared about!
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862. Revenge on me is one thing,
but why Imelda? Why the orphanage?
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863. This is our home.
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864. You mean your home.
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865. I never belonged here.
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866. We had a plan to get out of here,
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867. but then you became a hero and
you picked this place over me.
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868. You left me with nothing.
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869. Humpty... I'm sorry I hurt you.
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870. But do not take it out on these people.
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871. You are better than this!
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872. - No, I'm not.
- Oh, come on!
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873. I know the real Humpty.
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874. The way you saw the world!
The inventor! The dreamer!
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875. What happened to that guy?
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876. I... I think it's too late.
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877. It is never too late
to do the right thing.
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878. Together we can save San Ricardo!
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879. I can forgive you, Humpty...
if you help me now.
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880. Really?
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881. After everything I put you through?
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882. Prove to me there is still
a good egg in you.
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883. I'll try.
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884. - Goggles, check.
- Get the baby over the bridge.
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885. I'll get the mother to follow.
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886. OK. Give me a... Puss!
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887. Ha-ha!
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888. Mama Goose!
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889. Wait!
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890. Just follow me and I will
lead you to your baby.
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891. No! Not that way!
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892. Pequeño, help!
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893. Hang on!
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894. Oh.
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895. Whoa!
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896. That's my boy!
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897. Ha!
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898. Come with me, Mama Goose.
I know where your baby is.
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899. Here. Look!
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900. Humpty, pick up the pace!
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901. I'm trying, Puss! I'm trying!
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902. Sorry, egghead,
we want more than just eggs.
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903. So how about you give us that goose!
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904. Humpty!
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905. Get her off!
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906. - Nice moves.
- What would you do without me?
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907. Freeze!
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908. Comandante! Uh, I can explain?
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909. Gato, you are going back to jail
if it's the last thing I do!
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910. Humpty, hurry!
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911. We're almost there.
We're almost there!
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912. Puss, help!
' Humpty, hang on!
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913. Puss!
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914. Here we are again, right, Puss?
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915. I will not leave you behind
this time, Humpty.
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916. Uh...
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917. I'm sorry, Puss.
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918. I've made a mess out of everything.
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919. I'm a rotten egg.
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920. I'm not a person.
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921. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food.
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922. I don't know what I am.
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923. You are what you have always been.
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924. My brother.
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925. Brothers forever.
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926. Whoa!
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927. - You can't save us both.
- Yes, I can! Just hang on!
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928. Puss, you have to save the baby,
or the mama will destroy San Ricardo.
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929. It's the right thing to do.
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930. I will not let you go, Humpty.
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931. I know you won't.
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932. So I won't make you choose.
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933. Humpty!
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934. I'm very sorry.
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935. She's OK.
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936. Humpty?
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937. I always knew that you were good inside.
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938. Goodbye, Humpty.
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939. - Yeah, I think it's wonderful...
- And I got a goose egg.
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940. It's him. Puss In Boots.
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941. He saved us from the giant goose!
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942. His sword is like lightning!
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943. They say he has ten lives.
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944. His boots are made
of the finest Corinthian leather.
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945. He only drinks whole milk.
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946. Good leche.
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947. He's no outlaw. He saved us!
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948. Uh, meow?
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949. A gift for you, Mama.
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950. I have to go.
The soldiers are coming for me.
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951. I am so proud of you, my son.
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952. Today, you faced the past
with bravery and honor.
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953. You earned those boots.
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954. And the people know that you are
San Ricardo's greatest hero.
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955. I did it for you, Mama.
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956. You will always be in my heart.
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957. And you in mine.
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958. Gato! Hmm?
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959. - There he is!
- I see him!
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960. Huh?
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961. Toot-toot!
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962. Ha! Ha!
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963. I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
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964. Sooner than you think.
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965. Ah!
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966. She is a bad kitty.
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967. This is the story
of a cat who became a hero.
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968. An outlaw dedicated to justice.
And a lover of beautiful women.
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969. A great... great lover.
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970. Really. It is crazy.
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971. I am Puss In Boots!
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972. And my name would become... legend!
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973. Ha-ha!
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974. Ha!
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975. I-la!
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976. Whoo-hoo!
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977. Ha!
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978. Meow.
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979. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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980. Ohhh!
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