1. You ever get the feelingCopy !req
2. that everything in AmericaCopy !req
3. is completely fucked up?Copy !req
4. You know that feeling
that the whole countryCopy !req
5. is like, one inch away
from sayingCopy !req
6. "That's it! Forget it!"Copy !req
7. I mean, think about it,
everything's pollutedCopy !req
8. the environment,
the governmentCopy !req
9. the schools, you name it.Copy !req
10. Speaking of schools, I was, uhCopy !req
11. walking the hallowed halls
the other dayCopy !req
12. and I asked myself...Copy !req
13. "Is there life
after high school?"Copy !req
14. Because I can't face tomorrowCopy !req
15. let alone a whole year
of this shit.Copy !req
16. Yeah, you got it, folks.Copy !req
17. It's me again
with a little attitudeCopy !req
18. for all you out here
in white-bread landCopy !req
19. all you nice people
Livin' in the middleCopy !req
20. of America, the beautiful.Copy !req
21. Let's see, we're on, uhCopy !req
22. 92 FM tonightCopy !req
23. and it feels like a nice,
clean little band so far.Copy !req
24. No one else is using it
and the price is right.Copy !req
25. And, yes, folks,
you guessed it.Copy !req
26. Tonight, I'm as horny
as a ten-peckered owlCopy !req
27. so, stay tuned
because this is Hard HarryCopy !req
28. reminding you to eat
your cereal with a forkCopy !req
29. and do your homework
in the dark.Copy !req
30. Hey! Gimme that.Copy !req
31. Hey, man, let me see that.Copy !req
32. Well, give it on over here.Copy !req
33. Oh, man, he played
Ice-T on this tape.Copy !req
34. Great. Plays Ice-T
and talks about his dick.Copy !req
35. Nah, man. Ice-T shreds on this.
I heard it last night.Copy !req
36. Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez?Copy !req
37. Yes, just for a second.Copy !req
38. Alright, so I'll pick you up
after yearbook?Copy !req
39. - Okay, Dad.
- And no big dates tonight.Copy !req
40. Be well-rested
for your history exam tomorrow.Copy !req
41. - Okay.
- Yo, Paige!Copy !req
42. Any time, anywhere, beautiful.Copy !req
43. Mr. Paige.Copy !req
44. Oh, Miss Paige Woodward
arriveth.Copy !req
45. So rich, so smart...Copy !req
46. So perfect.Copy !req
47. Cheryl, good to see you.Copy !req
48. Gonna see the principal
this morning, huh?Copy !req
49. Mr. Murdock, can you tell me
what this is about?Copy !req
50. We'll see.Copy !req
51. Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood.Copy !req
52. Yes?Copy !req
53. Check this out.Copy !req
54. What is it?Copy !req
55. It's this guy.Copy !req
56. He's got a pirate radio stationCopy !req
57. on the air.Copy !req
58. His name is
"Happy Harry Hard-on.“Copy !req
59. - He's a total sex maniac.
- Of course.Copy !req
60. He comes on every night at 10 o'clock.Copy !req
61. Okay...Copy !req
62. Down to business.Copy !req
63. I got my Wild Cherry Diet PepsiCopy !req
64. and, uh, I got
my Blackjack gum here.Copy !req
65. And I got that feeling.Copy !req
66. Hmm, yeah,
that familiar feeling...Copy !req
67. that something rank
is going down out there.Copy !req
68. Yeah, I can smell it.Copy !req
69. I can almost taste itCopy !req
70. the rankness in the air.Copy !req
71. It's everywhere!Copy !req
72. It's running through
that old pipeline out thereCopy !req
73. trickling along
that dumb concrete riverCopy !req
74. and coming up through the drainsCopy !req
75. of those lovely tract homes
we all live in.Copy !req
76. So who is he?Copy !req
77. He goes to Humphrey.Copy !req
78. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
79. Everywhere I look, it seems
everything is sold-out.Copy !req
80. They say this is where
the reception is the coolest.Copy !req
81. Then he probably lives
right around here.Copy !req
82. Fuckin' yuppies.Copy !req
83. My dad sold out...Copy !req
84. and my mom sold out
years ago when she had me.Copy !req
85. And then they sold me out
when they brought meCopy !req
86. to this hole in the world.Copy !req
87. Hey, they made me
everything I am todayCopy !req
88. so, naturally,
I hate the bastards.Copy !req
89. Speaking of which, I am, uhCopy !req
90. running a contest...Copy !req
91. on the best way to put them
out of their miseries.Copy !req
92. Tonight, we have number 12Copy !req
93. of one hundred things
to do with your bodyCopy !req
94. when you're all alone.Copy !req
95. Now, are you ready
for the incredible soundCopy !req
96. of Hard Harry
coming on his own face?Copy !req
97. Oh, my God.Copy !req
98. It's very possible, you know?Copy !req
99. Are you listening to this?Copy !req
100. Yeah, of course I'm listening.Copy !req
101. This guy's gotta have hair
coming out of his palms.Copy !req
102. Oh! This is a champion one.Copy !req
103. Oh. There. Yeah.Copy !req
104. Are you listening?Copy !req
105. - I'm going blind.
- He's doing it.Copy !req
106. So unreal.Copy !req
107. - Oh, my God.
- I'm coming.Copy !req
108. This...Copy !req
109. Yes, Hard Harry
will go to any lengthCopy !req
110. to keep his
three listeners gluedCopy !req
111. with ooey-blooey to the radios.Copy !req
112. But the question isCopy !req
113. how far will you go?Copy !req
114. I mean, how far can you goCopy !req
115. to amaze and disgustCopy !req
116. the insatiable Hard Harry, huh?Copy !req
117. I mean, how serious are you?Copy !req
118. I ask you that—Copy !req
119. Hi, beautiful.Copy !req
120. You know
what I can't figure out?Copy !req
121. How you manage
to get such great gradesCopy !req
122. and you listen to that radio
all night, you know?Copy !req
123. Uh, tomorrow, don't forget
Yale interview.Copy !req
124. And I don't want you
to look too sleepy, you know?Copy !req
125. Good night, sweetie.Copy !req
126. Got a lot
of letters here, guys.Copy !req
127. Here. "Dear Hard Harry...Copy !req
128. my boyfriend
won't talk to me anymore.Copy !req
129. How do I show him
that I really love him?"Copy !req
130. Look, I— I don't know anythingCopy !req
131. about these letters
asking for love advice.Copy !req
132. I mean, if I knew
anything about loveCopy !req
133. I would be out there making itCopy !req
134. instead of sitting in here
talking to you guys.Copy !req
135. No. Just, uh, send me stuff
at Box 2710...Copy !req
136. USA Mail, Paradise HillsCopy !req
137. Arizona, 84012.Copy !req
138. Reply is guaranteed.Copy !req
139. "Dear Harry,Copy !req
140. I think you're boring
and obnoxiousCopy !req
141. and have a high opinion
of yourself."Copy !req
142. Of course, some of you
are probably thinkingCopy !req
143. I sent this one to myself.Copy !req
144. "I think school is okay
if you just look at it right.Copy !req
145. I mean, I like your musicCopy !req
146. but I really just don't see whyCopy !req
147. you can't be cheerful
for one second.“Copy !req
148. I'll tell you,
since you asked. Uh...Copy !req
149. I just arrived
in this stupid suburb.Copy !req
150. I have no friendsCopy !req
151. no money...Copy !req
152. no car, license.Copy !req
153. And even if I did have a licenseCopy !req
154. all I could do is drive out
to some stupid mall.Copy !req
155. Maybe if I'm lucky
play some fuckin' video gamesCopy !req
156. smoke a joint, and get stupid.Copy !req
157. You see,
there's nothing to do anymore.Copy !req
158. Everything decent's been done.Copy !req
159. All the great themes
have been used upCopy !req
160. turned into theme parks.Copy !req
161. So, I don't really find it
exactly cheerfulCopy !req
162. to be living
in the middle of a...Copy !req
163. totally like,
exhausted decade...Copy !req
164. where's there's nothing
to look forward toCopy !req
165. and no one to look up to.Copy !req
166. That was deep.Copy !req
167. Oh, no. Not again.Copy !req
168. The creature stirs. Oh, GodCopy !req
169. I think it's gonna be a gusher.Copy !req
170. This is the sixth time
in an hour!Copy !req
171. Oh, God.Copy !req
172. He sounds like
a chronic masturbator.Copy !req
173. He prides himself on it.Copy !req
174. See? I have to take care of it.Copy !req
175. Oh! Or else
I'm going to explode!Copy !req
176. Just excuse me while I, uh...Copy !req
177. while I, while I, uh...Copy !req
178. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
179. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
180. Oh! Oh, God!Copy !req
181. Oh! Oh, my God,
it's the biggest...Copy !req
182. Whoa, Nellie! Whoa!Copy !req
183. God! I'm gonna explode!Copy !req
184. Oh, take cover, Arizona!Copy !req
185. - Here—
- Any time now, man.Copy !req
186. Oh, oh, God.Copy !req
187. Oh!Copy !req
188. Oh, God, it's the best.Copy !req
189. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
190. Free at last.Copy !req
191. I'm beat. I'm whipped.
Quittin' time.Copy !req
192. Gotta recuperate.Copy !req
193. There he goes. Sometimes,
he's on for five minutesCopy !req
194. sometimes he's on
for five hours.Copy !req
195. That's my man.Copy !req
196. God, I feel
so out of touch here.Copy !req
197. Honey, we didn't move out here
to stay in touch.Copy !req
198. Then why did we move out here?Copy !req
199. Oh, because
it's a nice place to live.Copy !req
200. I'm making good money,
and uh...Copy !req
201. and I'm the youngest
school commissionerCopy !req
202. in the history of Arizona.Copy !req
203. Brian, you know what?
The man I marriedCopy !req
204. loved his work,
not power and money.Copy !req
205. That's alright.
I still love my work.Copy !req
206. And I love power and money.Copy !req
207. When you were
young radical BrianCopy !req
208. you were always fighting
against the system, and now—Copy !req
209. Now, I am the system, yeah.Copy !req
210. Is that a beer?Copy !req
211. Sure.Copy !req
212. Have you noticed
his behavior lately?Copy !req
213. - What about him?
- He's just so unhappy here.Copy !req
214. I'll go talk to him.Copy !req
215. Is this not mankind's bravestCopy !req
216. and most inspired purpose?Copy !req
217. Hi. What's up?Copy !req
218. Uh, I was just looking
for some stamps.Copy !req
219. Oh, fine. I got some right here.Copy !req
220. Going to send a letter to
one of your friends back east?Copy !req
221. No. I thought I might send away
for an inflatable date.Copy !req
222. You know, one of these days
you're gonna outsmartCopy !req
223. yourself, young man.Copy !req
224. I love it when you
call me "young man."Copy !req
225. You know, when I was your age,
I was on all the teamsCopy !req
226. and a bunch of clubs.Copy !req
227. Look, all I'm saying
is that school must haveCopy !req
228. some really terrific programs.
It's very highly rated.Copy !req
229. Just save it for the masses,
okay?Copy !req
230. Mark, they've got
twelve hundred studentsCopy !req
231. at that school. Certainly,
some of them got to be cool.Copy !req
232. Look, the deal is,
I get decent gradesCopy !req
233. you guys leave me alone, right?Copy !req
234. - Okay, who is this guy?
- I don't know.Copy !req
235. Nobody knows who he isCopy !req
236. but he really hates this schoolCopy !req
237. so, I guess he goes here.Copy !req
238. Yeah, but all the guys
that go here are geeks.Copy !req
239. Maybe not, my dear.Copy !req
240. Later.Copy !req
241. Later?Copy !req
242. “And so then
the Logicars questionedCopy !req
243. the few remaining Despars
more and more.Copy !req
244. They began to fade awayCopy !req
245. until there was nothing
left of them...Copy !req
246. and they disappearedCopy !req
247. from the face of the Earth."Copy !req
248. Hmm? Pretty good, huh?Copy !req
249. Leading with your heart,
not your mind.Copy !req
250. Mark, I wondered
if you'd tell usCopy !req
251. what you were thinking
about when you wrote this.Copy !req
252. Uh... I just wrote it
late last night.Copy !req
253. That's obvious.
It's practically illegible.Copy !req
254. Mark... I was hopingCopy !req
255. that you'd share
your feelings about it.Copy !req
256. Saved by the bell.Copy !req
257. Don't think if I didn't
read your compositionCopy !req
258. it won't be read.Copy !req
259. Bye. Bye.Copy !req
260. Mark?Copy !req
261. They're looking for new writers
at the Clarion.Copy !req
262. Don't be embarrassed
of your talent.Copy !req
263. - Hey, Paige.
- Hiya, Paige.Copy !req
264. Hey, I finally got my new Miata.Copy !req
265. - You should hear the CD player.
- Yeah, you should hear it.Copy !req
266. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
267. Tennis team's throwing
a party tonight.Copy !req
268. Later, Paige.Copy !req
269. - See you there.
- See ya.Copy !req
270. - Uh-huh?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
271. Hey, that's my box.
How's about asking, huh?Copy !req
272. Good morning, Mr. Murdock.Copy !req
273. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
274. I'm not stupid, you know.Copy !req
275. School is judged
on one category only.Copy !req
276. Academic scores.Copy !req
277. The lesson
of modern education is...Copy !req
278. nothing good comes easily.Copy !req
279. - No pain, no gain.
- Excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
280. Miss Creswood,
you want to listen to this?Copy !req
281. It's the third tape this week.Copy !req
282. I can't believe it.Copy !req
283. Oh! Oh, Nellie!Copy !req
284. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode!Copy !req
285. Oh, take cover, Arizona!Copy !req
286. Here I come!Copy !req
287. Jan,
this is no laughing matter.Copy !req
288. Yes! Oh!Copy !req
289. Enjoy.Copy !req
290. Hi.Copy !req
291. You're in my writing class,
right?Copy !req
292. Right.Copy !req
293. Yeah, I like Emerson.
She's pretty funky.Copy !req
294. Now you're in trouble.Copy !req
295. You owe 25 cents.Copy !req
296. "How to Talk Dirty
and Influence People"Copy !req
297. by Lenny Bruce.Copy !req
298. Who's he?Copy !req
299. Any good?Copy !req
300. He's alright.Copy !req
301. Talk a lot?Copy !req
302. Not too much, no.Copy !req
303. Cute, but no way.Copy !req
304. Guess who? It's 10 o'clock.Copy !req
305. Do you care
where your parents are?Copy !req
306. Because after all,
it is a jungle out there.Copy !req
307. I don't know.
I mean, everywhere I lookCopy !req
308. it seems like someone's getting
butt-surfed by the system.Copy !req
309. My-my parents are always
talking about the systemCopy !req
310. and— and— and the '60s
and how cool it was.Copy !req
311. Well, look at where
the '605 got them, huh?Copy !req
312. Come on, people, nowCopy !req
313. - Tune in, turn it up!
- Now that was the '60s.Copy !req
314. This is a song for the '90sCopy !req
315. from my buddies The Descendants!Copy !req
316. Hmm!Copy !req
317. Why don't we listen
to that one again, huh?Copy !req
318. I hate the '60s, I hate schoolCopy !req
319. I hate principals.Copy !req
320. I hate vice principals...Copy !req
321. but my true, pureCopy !req
322. refined hatred is reservedCopy !req
323. for guidance counselors.Copy !req
324. Happy Harry just happens to haveCopy !req
325. in his very hands
a copy of a memoCopy !req
326. written by one Mr. David DeaverCopy !req
327. guidance counselor
extraordinaireCopy !req
328. to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.Copy !req
329. "I find Cheryl unremorsefulCopy !req
330. about her
unfortunate condition."Copy !req
331. Bastard can't even say
she's knocked up.Copy !req
332. What channel?Copy !req
333. "And she's unwillingCopy !req
334. to minimize its effect
on the moraleCopy !req
335. of the student population."Copy !req
336. Guidance counselors.Copy !req
337. If they knew anything
about career movesCopy !req
338. would they have ended up
as guidance counselors?Copy !req
339. What do you say
we call Deaver up, huh?Copy !req
340. Hard Harry just happens
to have...Copy !req
341. the home phone numbers
of every employeeCopy !req
342. of the Paradise Hills
school commission.Copy !req
343. Yeah.Copy !req
344. Here we go.Copy !req
345. There you are, Mr. Deavski.Copy !req
346. Uh, Deaver residence.
David Deaver speaking.Copy !req
347. Hey, this is WKPS. You're live.Copy !req
348. We're doing a piece
on high schools.Copy !req
349. We understand that
you're a guidance counselor.Copy !req
350. I'm head of guidanceCopy !req
351. here at Hubert Humphrey HighCopy !req
352. in Paradise Hills, Arizona.Copy !req
353. I've been here seven years.Copy !req
354. Could you tell us a bit
about what you do?Copy !req
355. I run a comprehensive...Copy !req
356. American values program.Copy !req
357. Um, uh...Copy !req
358. In which, uh, we discussCopy !req
359. uh, ethical situationsCopy !req
360. uh, sex education, uh...Copy !req
361. What do you say to young peopleCopy !req
362. who look around at the worldCopy !req
363. and see that it's become,
you know, like, a...Copy !req
364. a sleazy country, you know?Copy !req
365. A— a— a place
you just can't trust.Copy !req
366. Like your school, for example.Copy !req
367. How come it wins
all of these awardsCopy !req
368. and yet students
are dropping out like flies?Copy !req
369. Why— why is that?Copy !req
370. Now, my listeners
are— are curiousCopy !req
371. about your participationCopy !req
372. in the decision
to expel Cheryl Biggs.Copy !req
373. I— I— I, uh...Copy !req
374. I'm, uh, not awareCopy !req
375. of anything like that.Copy !req
376. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
377. Well, that's not true, sir.Copy !req
378. "Cheryl refuses
to accept suggestionsCopy !req
379. of a more positive
mental attitudeCopy !req
380. towards her health
and her future.Copy !req
381. I'm afraid
I find no alternativeCopy !req
382. but to suggest suspension."Copy !req
383. Who is this?Copy !req
384. H— h— how did you
get this number?Copy !req
385. Do you admit it, sir?Copy !req
386. A— admit what?Copy !req
387. That you're slime.Copy !req
388. Now, wait just a minute.Copy !req
389. You interview a studentCopy !req
390. and then you rat on her.Copy !req
391. You betrayed her trust.Copy !req
392. Isn't that right, sir?Copy !req
393. Well... as you can seeCopy !req
394. these guys are played out.Copy !req
395. Society is mutating so rapidlyCopy !req
396. that anyone over the age
of twenty really has no idea.Copy !req
397. Ugh. Alright.
Back down to business.Copy !req
398. "I share a room
with my older brother.Copy !req
399. Nearly every night
after he turns off his lightCopy !req
400. he comes over to my bed
and gives meCopy !req
401. a few arm noogies and stuff.Copy !req
402. And then he makes me
scratch his backCopy !req
403. and other refinements."Copy !req
404. Well, it's about time we had
some refinements on this show.Copy !req
405. Uh, "Then sooner or later,
he gets worked upCopy !req
406. and without further ado...Copy !req
407. he rubs his thing
and makes me watch."Copy !req
408. Signed yourself "Screwed Up."Copy !req
409. Well, first of all,
you're not screwed up.Copy !req
410. You're— you're
an unscrewed-up reactionCopy !req
411. to a screwed-up situation.Copy !req
412. You see, feeling screwed up
in a screwed-up placeCopy !req
413. in a screwed-up time
does not meanCopy !req
414. that you are screwed up.Copy !req
415. If you catch my drift.Copy !req
416. Now, as you know, dear listenersCopy !req
417. if you, uh enclose your
number...Copy !req
418. a reply is guaranteed.Copy !req
419. - Hello?
- This is Happy Harry Hard-on.Copy !req
420. You're live.
Is this Miss Screwed Up?Copy !req
421. Well, I have
a couple of questions.Copy !req
422. How big is this thing
you described?Copy !req
423. Is— is— is it bigger
than a baby's arm?Copy !req
424. What, you don't remember
or you don't want to tell me?Copy !req
425. Or maybe you made
this whole thing up, huh?Copy !req
426. Remember, my dear,
I can smell a lieCopy !req
427. like a fart in a car.Copy !req
428. Well...Copy !req
429. it's too bad
about that one, actually.Copy !req
430. You see, to meCopy !req
431. the real truth
is always a bigger turn-onCopy !req
432. and it doesn't have
to be a big deal.Copy !req
433. - It could be anything.
- Malcolm?Copy !req
434. Have you finished
your homework yet?Copy !req
435. Your father and I
are downstairs watching TV.Copy !req
436. Why don't you come down
and join us for once?Copy !req
437. No.Copy !req
438. Alright, Malcolm.
Have it your way.Copy !req
439. Thanks.Copy !req
440. So, I don't know.Copy !req
441. Send me your most
pathetic momentCopy !req
442. your most anything.
As long as its real.Copy !req
443. I— I mean, I want the sizeCopy !req
444. the shape, the feel, the smell!Copy !req
445. I mean I want,
I want blood, sweatCopy !req
446. and tears on these letters.Copy !req
447. I— I want, I want
brains a— and ectoplasmCopy !req
448. and cum spilled all over 'em!Copy !req
449. Hallelujah!Copy !req
450. Whoo!Copy !req
451. And now, all my horny listenersCopy !req
452. get one hand free, because...Copy !req
453. Yes, the "Eat me, beat me“
lady is back.Copy !req
454. "Come in.Copy !req
455. Every night, you enter me
like a criminal.Copy !req
456. You break into my brainCopy !req
457. but you're
no ordinary criminal.Copy !req
458. You put your feet up
and you pop a Pepsi...Copy !req
459. you start to party,
you turn up my stereoCopy !req
460. songs I've never heard,
but I move anyway.Copy !req
461. You get me crazy. I say do it.Copy !req
462. I don't care what. Just do it.Copy !req
463. Jam me, jack me,
push me, pull me, talk hard."Copy !req
464. Oh...Copy !req
465. I like that.Copy !req
466. "Talk hard.“Copy !req
467. I like the ideaCopy !req
468. that a voice
can just go somewhere...Copy !req
469. uninvited...Copy !req
470. just kind of hang outCopy !req
471. like a dirty thoughtCopy !req
472. in a nice, clean mind.Copy !req
473. Maybe a thought
is like a virus, you know?Copy !req
474. You know, it can, it can killCopy !req
475. all the healthy thoughtsCopy !req
476. and just take over.Copy !req
477. That would be serious.Copy !req
478. Hmm. That would be
totally serious.Copy !req
479. Yeah. I know that
all of my horny listenersCopy !req
480. would love it if I would call upCopy !req
481. the "Eat me, beat me" lady,
but no!Copy !req
482. Because she never
encloses her number!Copy !req
483. Tough luck, creepoid.Copy !req
484. Always the same red paper...Copy !req
485. the same beautiful
black writing.Copy !req
486. Hmm.Copy !req
487. Now... she's probably
a lot like meCopy !req
488. a legend in her own mind.Copy !req
489. But you know what?Copy !req
490. I bet in real lifeCopy !req
491. she's probably not that wild.Copy !req
492. I bet she's kind of shyCopy !req
493. like so many of usCopy !req
494. briskly walking the halls...Copy !req
495. pretending to be late
for some class...Copy !req
496. pretending to be distracted.Copy !req
497. Hey, poetry lady...Copy !req
498. are you really this cool?Copy !req
499. Are you out there?Copy !req
500. Are you listening?Copy !req
501. I'm always out here.Copy !req
502. I feel like I know youCopy !req
503. and yet we'll never meet.Copy !req
504. So, be it.Copy !req
505. Well, here's a song
from my close personal buddiesCopy !req
506. back east, The Beastie Boys.Copy !req
507. This is a song
that was so controversialCopy !req
508. they couldn't put it
on their first album.Copy !req
509. Add a little nightlight.Copy !req
510. Aah!Copy !req
511. Ooh! I just love
being the rap king of Arizona.Copy !req
512. I don't know.Copy !req
513. Drugs are out. Sex is out.Copy !req
514. Politics are out.
Everything is on hold.Copy !req
515. I mean, we definitely
need something new.Copy !req
516. I just keep waiting
for some new voiceCopy !req
517. to come out of somewhereCopy !req
518. and just say, "Hey!Copy !req
519. Wait a second.
What is wrong with this picture?Copy !req
520. Just take a look around."Copy !req
521. Well, maybe this is
the answer to everything.Copy !req
522. Wouldn't that be nice, huh?Copy !req
523. "Dear Hard Harry, do you think
I should kill myself? "Copy !req
524. Great.Copy !req
525. Signed "I'm Serious."Copy !req
526. And, of course,
there is a number here.Copy !req
527. Now, look...Copy !req
528. Hello. Serious?Copy !req
529. Yeah.Copy !req
530. - Are you okay?
- Yep.Copy !req
531. I guess
what I'm asking is...Copy !req
532. how serious are you?Copy !req
533. Or how you gonna do it?Copy !req
534. I'm gonna blow
my fuckin' head off.Copy !req
535. Oh. Well, do you,
do you have a gun?Copy !req
536. No, I'm gonna use my finger,
genius.Copy !req
537. Alright, so, uhCopy !req
538. where— where's this
gonna take place, huh?Copy !req
539. Right here.Copy !req
540. W— where is this
alleged gun, huh?Copy !req
541. Do you, do you have it with you?Copy !req
542. Did you at least write a note?Copy !req
543. I mean, you have a reason,
don't you?Copy !req
544. I mean, you're— you're not
gonna be one of those peopleCopy !req
545. who kills themselves,
and nobody has any ideaCopy !req
546. why they did it, huh?Copy !req
547. That's why we need a note, pal.Copy !req
548. I'm all alone.Copy !req
549. Oh, hey— hey, lookCopy !req
550. may— maybe it's okay
to be alone sometimes.Copy !req
551. I mean, I...Copy !req
552. Well, everybody's alone.Copy !req
553. You're not.Copy !req
554. I— I didn't talk
to one person todayCopy !req
555. not— not counting teachers.Copy !req
556. I sit alone...Copy !req
557. every day, you know?Copy !req
558. Sit in the stairwell,
eating my lunchCopy !req
559. reading a book.Copy !req
560. What about you?Copy !req
561. I hate that.Copy !req
562. Now, I'm depressed.Copy !req
563. Now, I feel like killing myselfCopy !req
564. but luckily,
I'm too depressed to bother.Copy !req
565. Great.Copy !req
566. He's got the phone
off the hook now.Copy !req
567. Rejected again.Copy !req
568. That's okay, I'm used to it.Copy !req
569. Terminal loneliness.Copy !req
570. People always thinkCopy !req
571. they know who a person isCopy !req
572. but they're always wrong.Copy !req
573. "Eats lunch on stairs."Copy !req
574. Our parents have no idea.Copy !req
575. Mine had me tested
because I sit...Copy !req
576. alone in my room all day...Copy !req
577. naked, wearing
only a cock ring.Copy !req
578. Oh...Copy !req
579. I mean, it really bugs me.Copy !req
580. Everyone thinks they knowCopy !req
581. how a person should be.Copy !req
582. Who cares how I should be,
you know?Copy !req
583. I mean, in real life, I— I
could be that anonymous nerdCopy !req
584. sitting across from you
in chem lab...Copy !req
585. staring at you so hard...Copy !req
586. Then when you turn around...Copy !req
587. he tries to smile...Copy !req
588. but the smile
just comes out all wrong.Copy !req
589. You just think, "How pathetic."Copy !req
590. Then he just looks away.Copy !req
591. He never looks
back at you again.Copy !req
592. Ah, hey.Copy !req
593. Who cares, huh? That's my motto.Copy !req
594. Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.Copy !req
595. Sleep tight, Miss Refinements.Copy !req
596. Sleep tight, poetry lady.Copy !req
597. Sleep tight, Mr. Serious.Copy !req
598. Maybe you'll feel
better tomorrow.Copy !req
599. Hey, what's a cock ring?
It sounds cool.Copy !req
600. How should I know?Copy !req
601. Maybe it's a— a ring
with a cock on it.Copy !req
602. But he said he was wearing it.Copy !req
603. - How much you want for it?
- Five bucks each.Copy !req
604. Hi.Copy !req
605. Hi.Copy !req
606. Like your school, for example.Copy !req
607. How come it wins
all of these awardsCopy !req
608. and yet students
are dropping out like flies?Copy !req
609. - Why is that, Mr. Deaver?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
610. My listeners are wondering
about your participation—Copy !req
611. - What is this?
- I don't know, sir.Copy !req
612. Is that your tape? What is this?
Whose tape is this?Copy !req
613. I looked around, and
someone had slipped that on.Copy !req
614. You know, people,
this dancing is a privilegeCopy !req
615. and it'll be taken away
if it's abused.Copy !req
616. You understand that?Copy !req
617. - What? What are you lookin' at?
- Nora.Copy !req
618. Hi.Copy !req
619. You got a stick of gum?Copy !req
620. "Blackjack."Copy !req
621. You really as horny
as a ten-peckered owl?Copy !req
622. Hi. My name's Nora.Copy !req
623. What's yours?Copy !req
624. - Mark.
- Mark.Copy !req
625. Well, hi, Mark.Copy !req
626. Hi.Copy !req
627. Listen, uh, I was gonna
cut fourth period.Copy !req
628. You want to join me for a smoke
in the art supply room?Copy !req
629. No, I can't. I gotta go. Sorry.Copy !req
630. Sorry.Copy !req
631. Boy, these damn tapes keep
popping up all over the place.Copy !req
632. They were playing this one
out in the alcove.Copy !req
633. Who is this guy, anyway?
Every day there's more graffiti.Copy !req
634. I don't know, but he's sure
turning the school upside-down.Copy !req
635. Has anyone seen Luis Chavez?Copy !req
636. He wasn't in my class today.Copy !req
637. - Mine, either.
- Listen to this.Copy !req
638. In his hands, a memo...Copy !req
639. written by one
Mr. David DeaverCopy !req
640. guidance counselor
extraordinaireCopy !req
641. to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.Copy !req
642. - "I find Cheryl..."
- Turn that off.Copy !req
643. "Unremorseful
about her unfortunate..."Copy !req
644. I have an announcement to make.Copy !req
645. I have some very upsetting news.Copy !req
646. Last night...Copy !req
647. one of our studentsCopy !req
648. Malcolm Kaiser...Copy !req
649. took his own life.Copy !req
650. What?Copy !req
651. For those of you
who knew him...Copy !req
652. there will be
a memorial service...Copy !req
653. at Dempsey Hall on Friday.Copy !req
654. I know it hurts.Copy !req
655. It's painful to lose someone.Copy !req
656. Five, six,
seven, eight We've got spirit.Copy !req
657. Yes, we do! We've got spirit!
How 'bout you?Copy !req
658. We've got spirit. Yes, we do!Copy !req
659. We've got spirit. How 'bout you?Copy !req
660. You're the voice
crying out in the wilderness.Copy !req
661. You're the voice
that makes my brain burnCopy !req
662. and my guts go gooey.Copy !req
663. Yeah, you gut me.Copy !req
664. My insides spill on your altar
and tell the future.Copy !req
665. My steaming, gleaming guts
spell out your nature.Copy !req
666. I know youCopy !req
667. not your name, but your game.Copy !req
668. I know the true you.Copy !req
669. Come to me,
or I'll come to you.Copy !req
670. So, you are him.Copy !req
671. Don't worry. I'm not going
to bust you or anything.Copy !req
672. Aren't you going to ask
who I am?Copy !req
673. No, I don't think so. No.Copy !req
674. I'm the "eat me, beat me" lady.Copy !req
675. So you don't believe me?Copy !req
676. "I know you...Copy !req
677. not your name,
but your game.Copy !req
678. I know the true you.Copy !req
679. Come to me...Copy !req
680. or I'll come to you."Copy !req
681. Hey, relax.
I'm not really like thatCopy !req
682. except when I am.Copy !req
683. Look, I really can't
handle this right now, okay?Copy !req
684. Hey, look. Look. Look,
it's not your fault.Copy !req
685. I mean, I was listening
last night.Copy !req
686. I didn't think
he'd go through with it!Copy !req
687. Mark, we heard about
Malcolm Kaiser. We know.Copy !req
688. We're just wondering
if you knew him.Copy !req
689. No, not— not really.Copy !req
690. Mark, uh, I'm going
to ask you something.Copy !req
691. Uh, your mother and I
have been talkingCopy !req
692. and— and, uh, I guess
we realized that—Copy !req
693. Mark, basically, we thought...Copy !req
694. that you might
benefit from maybeCopy !req
695. seeing a psychiatrist.Copy !req
696. Is it that obvious?Copy !req
697. No, honey, of course not.Copy !req
698. We think you're perfect.Copy !req
699. But it just seems
that here you're so sadCopy !req
700. and lonely all the time.Copy !req
701. And we just want you to feel
good about yourself.Copy !req
702. You have friends
in New York, hon.Copy !req
703. Are you trying to meet people
here at all?Copy !req
704. It was never, I...Copy !req
705. I know this sounds stupid, Mark
but have you ever justCopy !req
706. like, walked up
to a girl here and said "Hi?"Copy !req
707. Look, the girls here,
are— are, they're different.Copy !req
708. - I— I can't talk to them.
- How are they different?Copy !req
709. Listen, Mark, I was talking
to your English teacher today—Copy !req
710. Oh, come on, Dad. Please.
It's— it's creepy enoughCopy !req
711. around there without you
snooping around.Copy !req
712. And she says that you've gotCopy !req
713. a— a great promise
as a writer...Copy !req
714. but that you're having
trouble concentrating.Copy !req
715. So, when is Johnny
going to concentrate, huh?Copy !req
716. Get happy, get a girlfriend...Copy !req
717. and then— then write a,
write a best seller, huh?Copy !req
718. Fine! You don't listen.
You don't talk to me.Copy !req
719. You don't talk to anybody!
You hate everything.Copy !req
720. I can't talk to you people.Copy !req
721. And I'm certainly
not going to a shrink.Copy !req
722. Listen, Mark,
everybody's got problemsCopy !req
723. not just you but
you're not gonna solve themCopy !req
724. if you don't communicate them!Copy !req
725. You've got to talk to somebody!Copy !req
726. Okay, he's gone.Copy !req
727. He's gone back downstairs.Copy !req
728. And so, family and friends
of Malcolm KaiserCopy !req
729. sadly come and go into the nightCopy !req
730. even as phantom DJ Hard HarryCopy !req
731. prepares to broadcast
anonymously...Copy !req
732. from somewhere...Copy !req
733. in this formerly
peaceful community.Copy !req
734. This is Shep Sheppard
reporting liveCopy !req
735. from Paradise Hills, Arizona.Copy !req
736. - Back to you, Bill.
- Thank you, Shep, for that...Copy !req
737. Yeah, back to you.Copy !req
738. You see, I never
planned it like this.Copy !req
739. My dumb dad got me
this shortwave radio setCopy !req
740. so, I could just speak
to my friends back east.Copy !req
741. But I couldn't reach anybody...Copy !req
742. so, I just thought
I was talking to nobody.Copy !req
743. I imagined nobody listening.Copy !req
744. Maybe I imagine
that one person out there.Copy !req
745. Anyway, one day I woke up...Copy !req
746. and I realized I was never
going to be normal...Copy !req
747. so I said, “Fuck it."Copy !req
748. I said, "So be it..."Copy !req
749. And Happy Harry Hard-on
was born.Copy !req
750. But I never meant
to hurt anyone.Copy !req
751. Honestly...Copy !req
752. I never meant
to hurt anyone.Copy !req
753. I'm sorry, Malcolm.Copy !req
754. I never said...Copy !req
755. don't do it.Copy !req
756. I'm sorry.Copy !req
757. Uh, anyway...Copy !req
758. that's— that's it.Copy !req
759. The show's over.Copy !req
760. I'm done.Copy !req
761. Stick a fork in me.Copy !req
762. It's been grand.Copy !req
763. This is Hard Harry
saying... sayonara.Copy !req
764. Over and out.Copy !req
765. Oh, come on, you can't do this.Copy !req
766. This is a joke, right?Copy !req
767. Come on, Harry, baby,
don't stiff.Copy !req
768. Ugh, what am I doing?Copy !req
769. Fuck it.Copy !req
770. You hear about some kidCopy !req
771. did something stupid...Copy !req
772. something desperate.Copy !req
773. What possessed him?Copy !req
774. How could he do
such a terrible thing?Copy !req
775. Well, come here.Copy !req
776. It's really quite simple,
actually.Copy !req
777. Consider the life
of a teenager, huh?Copy !req
778. You have parents and teachers
telling you what to do.Copy !req
779. You have movies, magazinesCopy !req
780. and TV telling you what to doCopy !req
781. but you know
what you have to do.Copy !req
782. Huh? Your job, your purposeCopy !req
783. is to get accepted,
get a cute girlfriendCopy !req
784. think up something great to do
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
785. What if you're confused
and can't imagine a career?Copy !req
786. What if you're funny-looking
and can't get a girlfriend?Copy !req
787. You see,
no one wants to hear it.Copy !req
788. But the terrible secret...Copy !req
789. is that being young...Copy !req
790. is sometimes less fun...Copy !req
791. than being dead.Copy !req
792. This is great.
He's making it worse.Copy !req
793. Suicide is wrongCopy !req
794. but the interesting thing
about it...Copy !req
795. is how uncomplicated
it seems.Copy !req
796. You know?Copy !req
797. There— there you are,
you got all these problemsCopy !req
798. swarming around in your brainCopy !req
799. and here is one simpleCopy !req
800. one incredibly simple solution.Copy !req
801. I'm just surprised it doesn't
happen every day around here.Copy !req
802. Now— now, they're going to sayCopy !req
803. I— I said offing yourself
was simpleCopy !req
804. but no, no, no, no, no,
it's not simple.Copy !req
805. Just like everything else,
you have to read the fine print.Copy !req
806. For instance, assuming
that there is a Heaven...Copy !req
807. who would ever
want to go there? You know?Copy !req
808. I mean, think about it.Copy !req
809. It's cool. You're— you're
sitting there up on this cloud.Copy !req
810. It's nice, you know, it's quiet.Copy !req
811. There's no, there's no teachersCopy !req
812. there's no parents,
but guess what?Copy !req
813. There's nothing to do!Copy !req
814. It's fucking boring!Copy !req
815. Another thing to remember
about suicide...Copy !req
816. is that it is not
a pretty picture.Copy !req
817. I mean, first of all,
you shit your shorts.Copy !req
818. You know?
So, there you are, dead.Copy !req
819. People are weeping
over you, crying.Copy !req
820. Girls you never spoke to
are saying, "Why? Why? Why?"Copy !req
821. And you have a load
in your shorts.Copy !req
822. That's the way I see it.
Sue me.Copy !req
823. Now, they're sayingCopy !req
824. I— I shouldn't think
stuff like this, you know?Copy !req
825. They're saying that something
is wrong with me...Copy !req
826. that I should be ashamed!Copy !req
827. Well...Copy !req
828. I'm— I'm sick of being ashamed.Copy !req
829. - I mean, aren't you?
- Sick to death.Copy !req
830. I don't mind being
dejected and rejectedCopy !req
831. but I'm not going
to be ashamed about it.Copy !req
832. - Hallelujah.
- At least pain is real.Copy !req
833. You— you look around,
and you see nothing is realCopy !req
834. but at least pain is real.Copy !req
835. You know, even this show
isn't real.Copy !req
836. This isn't me.
I— I'm using a voice disguiser.Copy !req
837. I'm a phony fuck
just like my dad!Copy !req
838. Just like anybody.Copy !req
839. You see, the real meCopy !req
840. is just as worried
as the rest of you.Copy !req
841. They say I'm disturbed.Copy !req
842. Of course I'm disturbed!Copy !req
843. I mean, we're all disturbed,
and if we're not, why not?Copy !req
844. Doesn't this blend
of blindness and blandnessCopy !req
845. want to make you
do something crazy?Copy !req
846. Then why not do something crazy?Copy !req
847. It makes a hell
of a lot more senseCopy !req
848. than blowing
your fucking brains out!Copy !req
849. You know? Go nuts! Go crazy!Copy !req
850. Get creative!Copy !req
851. You got problems?
You just chuck 'em.Copy !req
852. Nuke 'em!
They think you're moody?Copy !req
853. Make them think you're crazy.Copy !req
854. Make them think you might snap!Copy !req
855. They think you've got attitude?
You show 'em some real attitude.Copy !req
856. Agh! I mean, go nuts!Copy !req
857. Get crazy! Hey!Copy !req
858. No more Mr. Nice Guy!Copy !req
859. Aah!Copy !req
860. Oh, God!Copy !req
861. God! Yeah!Copy !req
862. Whoo! Yes!Copy !req
863. Happy Harry Hard-on!Copy !req
864. Time out.Copy !req
865. Ah...Copy !req
866. This is good.Copy !req
867. This is very, very interesting.Copy !req
868. - Hello?
- Hi, it's me.Copy !req
869. You're on the air.Copy !req
870. Are you willing
to tell my listeners...Copy !req
871. what you told me here
in this letter?Copy !req
872. I think they're— they're ready
to handle it.Copy !req
873. I'm not ashamed.Copy !req
874. So, tell us what happened.Copy !req
875. This guy I knew...Copy !req
876. he invited me up to the ridgeCopy !req
877. and, well...Copy !req
878. I wasn't really sure whyCopy !req
879. but I was really happyCopy !req
880. because he's pretty cool.Copy !req
881. He's an athlete and everything.Copy !req
882. First of all, when was this,
and how— how old are you?Copy !req
883. Just before school.
I'm sixteen.Copy !req
884. Go ahead.Copy !req
885. So, we get up there...Copy !req
886. we take off our shirts...Copy !req
887. and we start fooling around.Copy !req
888. And then...Copy !req
889. I sort of told him
how much I liked him.Copy !req
890. He— he just smiled
and said he knew it.Copy !req
891. Then he says...Copy !req
892. "Why don't we take
our pants off and get a tan?"Copy !req
893. So, I did it.Copy !req
894. But he stalled.Copy !req
895. Go ahead.Copy !req
896. And then two of his friends
showed upCopy !req
897. and they were drinking beer
and laughing.Copy !req
898. And they took my clothes
and threw them up in the trees.Copy !req
899. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
900. I— I started to cry, but...Copy !req
901. they just laughed at me,
so I stopped.Copy !req
902. Then they started
calling me things...Copy !req
903. but I don't even care
about that.Copy !req
904. I mean, I know
I'm into guys, but...Copy !req
905. this was different.Copy !req
906. So, what did you do?Copy !req
907. Everything.Copy !req
908. Everything they told me.Copy !req
909. I'm calling the police.Copy !req
910. Fraud, pornographyCopy !req
911. he is just using
those poor kids.Copy !req
912. That's the thirteenth call
tonight.Copy !req
913. Sounds like kids
bullshitting to me.Copy !req
914. I don't know.Copy !req
915. Things like that happen
when you're a kid.Copy !req
916. You swallow it, Donny?Copy !req
917. I think you're forgetting what
it's like when you're young.Copy !req
918. Come on, Shep.Copy !req
919. He got some kid to call in
with some storyCopy !req
920. they've concocted.
It isn't real.Copy !req
921. Who cares if it's realCopy !req
922. if the people are riveted?Copy !req
923. Let's go.Copy !req
924. No. People are rebroadcastingCopy !req
925. this thing over state lines.Copy !req
926. I— I think it's time
to bring in the feds.Copy !req
927. This is FCC jurisdiction.Copy !req
928. I feel bad that
I didn't even do anything.Copy !req
929. I didn't even say anything.Copy !req
930. Now, he won't even talk to me.Copy !req
931. He won't even look at me.Copy !req
932. I'm pretty confused.Copy !req
933. Confused?Copy !req
934. You're not the one
who's confused.Copy !req
935. You sound like you know
exactly what's going on.Copy !req
936. If anyone's confused,
it's those guys out there.Copy !req
937. I know,
but I think about him a lot.Copy !req
938. Sometimes, I wonder why
one person is born one way...Copy !req
939. and another person
is born another way.Copy !req
940. Are you there?Copy !req
941. Yes.Copy !req
942. So, I guess you think
I'm a faggot wimp, right?Copy !req
943. No...Copy !req
944. I'm just thinking
how strong people can be...Copy !req
945. and how...Copy !req
946. everyone is alike
in some way...Copy !req
947. and how everyone needs
the same things.Copy !req
948. So, what are we going to do
about all this?Copy !req
949. I don't know.Copy !req
950. That's the big question,
isn't it, huh?Copy !req
951. I guess nobody knows, huh?Copy !req
952. Well, that's tough.
I got to go.Copy !req
953. See you.Copy !req
954. I guess we all got to go now.Copy !req
955. Good night, pal.Copy !req
956. Good night, friends.Copy !req
957. "Believe it or not,
I care?"Copy !req
958. "8:30 to 3:30."
What's that?Copy !req
959. It's some new hotline
Deaver's setting up.Copy !req
960. Hey, it's 8:30 in the morningCopy !req
961. so I guess it's okay
to kill myself.Copy !req
962. Oh, my God,
it's after 3:00,Copy !req
963. so I guess I'm totally fucked.Copy !req
964. Hi.Copy !req
965. What are you doing?Copy !req
966. Tramp.Copy !req
967. Bitch.Copy !req
968. How's he getting
this information?Copy !req
969. I want all the locks
in the school changed.Copy !req
970. I want a list of every student
with relatives on the staff.Copy !req
971. Excuse me, just found
the graffitiCopy !req
972. on the roof of the cafeteria.Copy !req
973. They're taking it down now.Copy !req
974. What's it say?Copy !req
975. "Creswood's a maggot pus wad."Copy !req
976. Hey, are you the guy
selling tapes of that guy?Copy !req
977. - Yeah.
- How much?Copy !req
978. - Five bucks each.
- Alright, let me have it.Copy !req
979. - There you go.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
980. Selling pretzels, Donald?Copy !req
981. Nobody knows who he is.Copy !req
982. We don't believe you, Donald.Copy !req
983. I swear to God.
Nobody has any idea.Copy !req
984. Well, then you've got until the
end of the day to get an idea.Copy !req
985. And don't forget,
your file is under review, huh.Copy !req
986. You better bring all your
enrollment filesCopy !req
987. here to my office.Copy !req
988. So, what did they do to you?Copy !req
989. - Hey, you Donald?
- Yeah.Copy !req
990. I'm Joey.Copy !req
991. Can you get me into the PA?Copy !req
992. Yes.Copy !req
993. Stay hard!Copy !req
994. Alright, alright.Copy !req
995. The truth is a virus!Copy !req
996. That's it for music
in the alcove.Copy !req
997. And from now on,Copy !req
998. anyone caught defacing
school property is expelled.Copy !req
999. David Deaver
speaking.Copy !req
1000. - Now...
- Who is this?Copy !req
1001. Who— who is,
who— who is this?Copy !req
1002. You just hold
on a minute there.Copy !req
1003. David Deaver speaking.Copy !req
1004. David Deaver speaking.Copy !req
1005. What's— what's happening?
What's going on?Copy !req
1006. It's Mr. Deaver.Copy !req
1007. Who is this?Copy !req
1008. - It won't stop.
- Turn the speaker system.Copy !req
1009. Shut off, shut off
the whole system.Copy !req
1010. We can't!Copy !req
1011. Shut down the whole school.Copy !req
1012. You just hold
on a minute there.Copy !req
1013. - Alright, Randy—
- Hey, you, check this out.Copy !req
1014. You're the TV guy, right?
Hey, you want to interview me?Copy !req
1015. 'Cause you know I was listening
the first night it was on,Copy !req
1016. and I— I'm like
and I'm amazing.Copy !req
1017. Here. Plug it in.Copy !req
1018. You know,
I used to go here, you know?Copy !req
1019. But they kicked me out
for no reason.Copy !req
1020. Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1021. Hey, check it out.
School colors, you know?Copy !req
1022. It's instant pep rally.Copy !req
1023. Gee, the smog's getting worse
and worse in this town.Copy !req
1024. Go down on him.Copy !req
1025. - Come here, you little—
- Oh-oh.Copy !req
1026. - Oh, Mr. Murdock.
- Okay, great.Copy !req
1027. Can you direct me to the office?Copy !req
1028. Come on!Copy !req
1029. This is Shep Sheppard
reporting liveCopy !req
1030. from deep in the smoke
at Hubert Humphrey High.Copy !req
1031. Sit down.Copy !req
1032. So anybody mind if I smoke?Copy !req
1033. You do understand
you're expelled, Mr. Mazzilli.Copy !req
1034. That's cool.Copy !req
1035. I can quite legally expel you.Copy !req
1036. Yo, Loretta, I'm already
expelled. Don't you remember?Copy !req
1037. You booted me out
the first week for dress code.Copy !req
1038. Then you're trespassing.
How'd you like to be arrested?Copy !req
1039. Yeah, that's cool,
too, you know?Copy !req
1040. Because I told them cameras
to wait.Copy !req
1041. You know,
I got lots to tell them.Copy !req
1042. Who's going to believe
anything you say?Copy !req
1043. Tell me,
who's gonna believe you?Copy !req
1044. Maybe Harry might.Copy !req
1045. What are you doing?Copy !req
1046. It's cool.
We're safe in here.Copy !req
1047. - Guess what I heard?
- What?Copy !req
1048. That tall
smug Paige Woodward.Copy !req
1049. She burned up
all her shit last nightCopy !req
1050. right after you suggested it.Copy !req
1051. In her kitchen!Copy !req
1052. Oh! Her precious pearls
were flying like bullets.Copy !req
1053. Her dad was unthrilled.Copy !req
1054. What?Copy !req
1055. This is out of control.Copy !req
1056. Yes!Copy !req
1057. Students are
requested to informCopy !req
1058. their parents of an emergency
meeting tonightCopy !req
1059. with the PTA
and the school commissioner.Copy !req
1060. That's it.Copy !req
1061. It's over.
I just hope it isn't too late.Copy !req
1062. - Mark.
- Just leave me alone, okay?Copy !req
1063. Please.Copy !req
1064. Oh, yesCopy !req
1065. Have you guys listened
to the "Hard Harry Show?"Copy !req
1066. Oh, we would never, ever
listen to trash like that.Copy !req
1067. - He's obscene, dude.
- Yo, mom.Copy !req
1068. Is that box
registered to a name?Copy !req
1069. Yes, of course that box
is registered to a nameCopy !req
1070. but I can't give it out to you.Copy !req
1071. But you can to me.Copy !req
1072. Yes, sir, I can do it for you.Copy !req
1073. I will give it to you instantly.Copy !req
1074. That box is rented
to Mr. Charles U. Farley.Copy !req
1075. 1-1-2-2 Crescent.Copy !req
1076. But that's the address
of the school.Copy !req
1077. Chuck U. Farley.Copy !req
1078. In a follow up
to Monday's tragic suicide,Copy !req
1079. we have a story
on Paige WoodwardCopy !req
1080. who was a senior
at the same high schoolCopy !req
1081. who, apparently at
the urging of the pirate DJCopy !req
1082. set off an explosion
in her family's home.Copy !req
1083. We'll have a full story
at 11:00...Copy !req
1084. Are you okay, Mark?Copy !req
1085. Don't worry. I'm not gonna
blow up the kitchen.Copy !req
1086. Very funny, darling.Copy !req
1087. Listen to this.Copy !req
1088. still anonymous
radio operator.Copy !req
1089. He's been charged
with criminal solicitationCopy !req
1090. in the suicide death
of Malcolm Kaiser.Copy !req
1091. Elsewhere...Copy !req
1092. Mark, have you ever listened
to this character?Copy !req
1093. No, not, not exactly listened.Copy !req
1094. He's knocking the best
school in the districtCopy !req
1095. and apparently, he goes there.Copy !req
1096. Well, dad, it's not exactly
the best school in the district.Copy !req
1097. I mean, there are
some problems with it.Copy !req
1098. Then I figure
you don't rock the boatCopy !req
1099. especially if
you're sitting in it.Copy !req
1100. Anyway, we should get going.
I don't want to be late.Copy !req
1101. Come on, Mark.
It's your father's big meeting.Copy !req
1102. Good evening.Copy !req
1103. On behalf of myselfCopy !req
1104. and the staff
of Hubert Humphrey HighCopy !req
1105. I would like to thank you
for turning out in such numbers.Copy !req
1106. I congratulate you
on your concerns.Copy !req
1107. Now, before we beginCopy !req
1108. I would like to introduce
our new school commissionerCopy !req
1109. fresh from several
educational triumphsCopy !req
1110. on the East Coast,
Brian Hunter.Copy !req
1111. Before I introduce the rest
of our speakers for the—Copy !req
1112. Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood.Copy !req
1113. Can we just skip
the preliminariesCopy !req
1114. and find out what you're
doing about all this?Copy !req
1115. Well,
when I introduce Mr. DeaverCopy !req
1116. he'll talk about our new
24 hour hotline and you'll—Copy !req
1117. Wait a minute, the kids
who need the most helpCopy !req
1118. like the ones with drug problemsCopy !req
1119. they don't go in
for stuff like that.Copy !req
1120. I know kids, I mean,
they just want to be happy.Copy !req
1121. Would you please sit down?Copy !req
1122. Frankly, this radio person
is the whole problem.Copy !req
1123. Are we gonna allow this guy
to be heardCopy !req
1124. by anyone who can turn a dial?Copy !req
1125. Please, one at a time.Copy !req
1126. I work with teenage gangs
in the city.Copy !req
1127. I say we go after this guy.Copy !req
1128. - Yeah. Remove him physically.
- Same old rhetoric!Copy !req
1129. - What are you doing to find—
- Please! Please!Copy !req
1130. We can't have this kind
of meeting.Copy !req
1131. This is not the way—Copy !req
1132. Everybody, You'll all be heard.
I promise.Copy !req
1133. Brian, this is my
meeting. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
1134. That's the girl who blew up
her kitchen last night.Copy !req
1135. My name is Paige Woodward
and I have somethingCopy !req
1136. to say to you people.Copy !req
1137. People are saying that Harry
is introducing bad thingsCopy !req
1138. and encouraging bad things.Copy !req
1139. Well, it seems to me these
things were already here.Copy !req
1140. Please go and sit.Copy !req
1141. My God,
why don't you people listen?Copy !req
1142. He's trying to tell you thatCopy !req
1143. there's something wrong
with this school.Copy !req
1144. What are you saying, Paige,
just go—Copy !req
1145. Half the people that are here
are on probation of some kind.Copy !req
1146. We're all really scared
to be who we really are.Copy !req
1147. I am not perfect.Copy !req
1148. I've just been going through
the motions of being perfectCopy !req
1149. and inside, I am screaming!Copy !req
1150. Paige, you were a model student.Copy !req
1151. Why won't you listen?Copy !req
1152. Let's hear what she has to say!Copy !req
1153. Paige, come back here.Copy !req
1154. I want to hear
what you have to say.Copy !req
1155. Do you know who he is?Copy !req
1156. Are you prepared to do
anything that he says?Copy !req
1157. Can you hear me?
Don't listen to them!Copy !req
1158. Don't listen to any of them!
Stay on!Copy !req
1159. Has this affected
your school work?Copy !req
1160. Stand hard!Copy !req
1161. What do your parents
think about this?Copy !req
1162. Are you on drugs?Copy !req
1163. Talk hard!Copy !req
1164. I got a lot of homework.
I'm gonna take off, alright?Copy !req
1165. Mark, I know why you're
really going home.Copy !req
1166. 'Cause you want to listen
to that show tonight, don't you?Copy !req
1167. Yo, Paige.Copy !req
1168. Let's go.Copy !req
1169. Frank, come on, let's go.Copy !req
1170. Hey!Copy !req
1171. Hi.Copy !req
1172. What are you doing?Copy !req
1173. Those your letters?Copy !req
1174. You having fun?Copy !req
1175. Yeah.Copy !req
1176. Hey.Copy !req
1177. Here. I took some of these
off the wall for you.Copy !req
1178. I mistakenly thought
you might want them.Copy !req
1179. Thanks.Copy !req
1180. So I guess you're not
going on tonight.Copy !req
1181. Brilliant.Copy !req
1182. Is this all just a game to you?Copy !req
1183. You know, you can't
just shout “fire"Copy !req
1184. in a theater and then walk out.Copy !req
1185. You, you have a responsibilityCopy !req
1186. to the people who believe
in you.Copy !req
1187. What is this?
Come on, say something.Copy !req
1188. Say anything!Copy !req
1189. Open your mouth and say "get the
hell out of here, bitch."Copy !req
1190. - I can't.
- You can't what?Copy !req
1191. I can't talk.Copy !req
1192. Sure you can talk.Copy !req
1193. I can't talk to you!Copy !req
1194. I got a letter fromCopy !req
1195. this guy who has a problem.Copy !req
1196. He can't talk.Copy !req
1197. I mean, he can talk,
but never when he wants to,Copy !req
1198. not, not to girls,
not to people.Copy !req
1199. What did they say, around FM 92?Copy !req
1200. Yeah.Copy !req
1201. I can't believe
it's as bad as they say.Copy !req
1202. He just opened up
his mouth,Copy !req
1203. and nothing came out.Copy !req
1204. Then this jerk finds somebody
that he likesCopy !req
1205. which is probably the worst
thing that can happenCopy !req
1206. to a person that can't talk.Copy !req
1207. So I mean I don't know
what to tell this guyCopy !req
1208. because lately,
every time I give adviceCopy !req
1209. the fit hits the shan.Copy !req
1210. So...Copy !req
1211. I don't know, maybe the...Copy !req
1212. best thing to do is justCopy !req
1213. turn around...Copy !req
1214. face the musicCopy !req
1215. and try to talk.Copy !req
1216. - Mark?
- Fuck.Copy !req
1217. Damn it. Coming!Copy !req
1218. Mark, it's just us.
We want to come in for a minute.Copy !req
1219. Oh, yeah, just— just
give me a second here!Copy !req
1220. Uh. Two seconds!Copy !req
1221. Mark, unlock the door.Copy !req
1222. - Mark, can you hear us?
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
1223. - We wanna come in for a minute.
- We know you're in there.Copy !req
1224. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
1225. On my way!Copy !req
1226. Hi.Copy !req
1227. Your mother and I have been
out there for five minutes.Copy !req
1228. What the hell are you doing
in here?Copy !req
1229. I was just reading.Copy !req
1230. Oh, come on, Mark.
We heard you.Copy !req
1231. We heard you talking, alright?Copy !req
1232. Yeah. I was— I was
reading aloud.Copy !req
1233. Oh, come on. You really
expect us to believe that?Copy !req
1234. Okay, I'll tell you the truth.Copy !req
1235. He was talking to me.Copy !req
1236. Hi. I'm... I'm Nora Diniro.Copy !req
1237. - Nice to meet you.
- Hello.Copy !req
1238. - Oh, hi.
- How do you do?Copy !req
1239. I was afraid you'd be mad at meCopy !req
1240. for interrupting Mark's
homework.Copy !req
1241. Oh, uh, no. Not at all.
That's fine.Copy !req
1242. You don't know how happy
we are to meet you.Copy !req
1243. Yeah. Really.Copy !req
1244. Well, listen, I gotta goCopy !req
1245. but um, it was really nice
to have met you.Copy !req
1246. - Bye, Mark.
- No, no. You don't have to go.Copy !req
1247. It's alright.
Mark, she doesn't have to go.Copy !req
1248. - We'll leave you alone.
- I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
1249. You've been a bad dog,
haven't you?Copy !req
1250. Brian...Copy !req
1251. You know, for a second thereCopy !req
1252. we actually thought
you were thatCopy !req
1253. that crazy DJ character.Copy !req
1254. Maybe he's not that crazy, dad.Copy !req
1255. Right. Very funny.Copy !req
1256. Go get her. Come on.Copy !req
1257. You know that's my idea
of homework.Copy !req
1258. Yeah.Copy !req
1259. Sorry about that, folks.
Technical difficulties.Copy !req
1260. Happens all the time
in professional radio.Copy !req
1261. Let's say, who do we have out
there tonight, huh?Copy !req
1262. The usual band
of teenage malcontents?Copy !req
1263. I certainly hope soCopy !req
1264. because Hard Harry's feelingCopy !req
1265. kind of rude tonight.Copy !req
1266. And she's so pretty, too.Copy !req
1267. She sure is.Copy !req
1268. That little lech.Copy !req
1269. Well, like father, like son.Copy !req
1270. Oh! I feel good!Copy !req
1271. Damn!Copy !req
1272. Well, well, well,
the big news.Copy !req
1273. Emergency PTA meeting
to discuss, yours truly!Copy !req
1274. Yes, all of the professionals
have come outCopy !req
1275. to talk about little old meCopy !req
1276. and now they've all
run home to tune inCopy !req
1277. and listen to what they've
all been talking about.Copy !req
1278. They say that I am deludedCopy !req
1279. demented, deranged!Copy !req
1280. Well, guess what I say!Copy !req
1281. So be it!Copy !req
1282. I say rise up
in the cafeteriaCopy !req
1283. and stab them
with your plastic forks!Copy !req
1284. I say flogging and flagellation
for Miss Creswood!Copy !req
1285. She gets a hundred lashes
for every single kidCopy !req
1286. that she has hounded
out of that fucking place!Copy !req
1287. I say down
with all guidance counselors!Copy !req
1288. Make them work for a living!Copy !req
1289. I can't stay away from this man!Copy !req
1290. Oh, I gotta give him
another call!Copy !req
1291. Here I come, Deav.Copy !req
1292. Hotline.
Believe it or not, we care.Copy !req
1293. Hi, Believe It or Not,
this is Hard HarryCopy !req
1294. and I would like the pleasure
of speaking with Mr. Deaver.Copy !req
1295. Just a moment.
I'll see if he's available.Copy !req
1296. I love it.
They just put me on hold.Copy !req
1297. I'm waiting for you.Copy !req
1298. You can run,
but you cannot hide, Mr. Deaver.Copy !req
1299. Waitin' for the Deav.Copy !req
1300. Hello, my young friend.Copy !req
1301. You're in on it,
right, Mr. Deaver?Copy !req
1302. It's all over, son.Copy !req
1303. This phone call
has been tracedCopy !req
1304. and whoever you are,Copy !req
1305. you're history.Copy !req
1306. Well...Copy !req
1307. So be it.Copy !req
1308. Hallelujah.Copy !req
1309. Shit.
Don't just sit there, man. Run!Copy !req
1310. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
1311. I'm alright.Copy !req
1312. See, I'll bet
what's happening out thereCopy !req
1313. is that the police are busting
some poor little old coupleCopy !req
1314. who've been unknowinglyCopy !req
1315. supplying me
with my phone feed.Copy !req
1316. There's a phone line
coming into the shed here.Copy !req
1317. There's the transmitterCopy !req
1318. which means the receiver
could be in any houseCopy !req
1319. within a thousand yards of here.Copy !req
1320. I am everywhere.Copy !req
1321. I am inside each and every
single one of you.Copy !req
1322. Just look in,
and I will be thereCopy !req
1323. waving out at youCopy !req
1324. nakedCopy !req
1325. wearing only a cock ring.Copy !req
1326. Oh, time flies
when you're on the run.Copy !req
1327. I'm gonna cut out now
with this unusual songCopy !req
1328. I'm dedicating to, uh,Copy !req
1329. an unusual personCopy !req
1330. who makes me feel kind of...Copy !req
1331. unusualCopy !req
1332. It's okay.
You don't have to talk.Copy !req
1333. You don't have
to say anythingCopy !req
1334. and you don't
have to do anythingCopy !req
1335. unless you want to.Copy !req
1336. You're so different.Copy !req
1337. I meant...Copy !req
1338. you're so fearless.Copy !req
1339. I wish I could be like you.Copy !req
1340. You are.Copy !req
1341. I wish...Copy !req
1342. I could say things to you.Copy !req
1343. You do.Copy !req
1344. Everything's so strange.Copy !req
1345. Yeah.Copy !req
1346. Maybe we're just crazy.Copy !req
1347. So be it.Copy !req
1348. It's the cops.Copy !req
1349. It's okay. I think they're just
dropping off my neighbor.Copy !req
1350. So...Copy !req
1351. Are you really
wearing a cock ring?Copy !req
1352. I've never even seen one.Copy !req
1353. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1354. Yeah, I read about 'em
in a magazine.Copy !req
1355. Maybe I don't believe you.Copy !req
1356. What... What are you doing?
I have neighbors.Copy !req
1357. Stop!Copy !req
1358. So you can talk
when you want to.Copy !req
1359. Yes, I can.Copy !req
1360. Maybe we should pause
for station identification.Copy !req
1361. I— I— I gotta go.Copy !req
1362. It's three days since the death
of Malcolm KaiserCopy !req
1363. and state and local officials
still have little ideaCopy !req
1364. of the identity
of this so-called Hard HarryCopy !req
1365. although many are convinced
he is a student at this school.Copy !req
1366. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1367. You, you okay?Copy !req
1368. Yeah.Copy !req
1369. You?Copy !req
1370. Yeah.Copy !req
1371. This is deep.
Your message is out there.Copy !req
1372. "The truth is a virus."Copy !req
1373. Oh, God.Copy !req
1374. Jesus, this whole thing
is making me ill.Copy !req
1375. Mark, what is with you?Copy !req
1376. Look, Nora,
last night was a mistake.Copy !req
1377. I'm not going on anymore.
That's it, it's over.Copy !req
1378. - But you're so close.
- Close to what?Copy !req
1379. To getting your message out.Copy !req
1380. Listen, this is my life
you're screwingCopy !req
1381. around with here, you know?Copy !req
1382. Not anymore, it isn't.
This is everyone's life.Copy !req
1383. Mark, you can't leave it like
this. People are confused.Copy !req
1384. - Well, so am I.
- Mark.Copy !req
1385. - The thing's fucked up!
- No!Copy !req
1386. - It's crazy!
- No. The world is fucked up.Copy !req
1387. Just like you said.Copy !req
1388. Don't you see
that you're the voice?Copy !req
1389. You're— you're the voice
you were waiting for.Copy !req
1390. You're completely nuts.Copy !req
1391. Yeah, well, you make me nuts.Copy !req
1392. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
1393. Young lady,
would you come along with us?Copy !req
1394. Donald, come along.
Miss Diniro.Copy !req
1395. Will you come along
with us, please.Copy !req
1396. What are we being busted for?Copy !req
1397. Well we checked your files,
we'll see.Copy !req
1398. Come along.Copy !req
1399. No, Brian,
everything is under control.Copy !req
1400. I've just ordered
psychiatric evaluationsCopy !req
1401. on a couple of the key
troublemakers, and I...Copy !req
1402. I can do whatever I like.
It's my school, commissioner.Copy !req
1403. No, you're not coming over here.Copy !req
1404. It would only upset me more.
Good-bye.Copy !req
1405. Well, shall we have a look
at these files?Copy !req
1406. Or shall we discuss
the identity of our DJ friend?Copy !req
1407. Say no more,
Mr. Nice Guy!Copy !req
1408. Oh, God!Copy !req
1409. Kick out the jams,
motherfuckers!Copy !req
1410. Don't push me, people.
You understand that, huh?Copy !req
1411. - Hey!
- Huh.Copy !req
1412. - Ha!
- Ha!Copy !req
1413. They got forced
to take me back.Copy !req
1414. - Where you going?
- Yo, I'm putting this up.Copy !req
1415. You're not putting anything.
Get off the campus.Copy !req
1416. Yo, put it on my desk.Copy !req
1417. You're not supposed to be here.Copy !req
1418. Hey, hey, what's the matter,
Murdock?Copy !req
1419. - You're getting so tense.
- Get outta here.Copy !req
1420. You're not supposed to be here.Copy !req
1421. What do you wanna, slam me?Copy !req
1422. Donald, I'm a big fan of yours.Copy !req
1423. Can I get an autograph?Copy !req
1424. Stop! That's enough!Copy !req
1425. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1426. He was beating up students.Copy !req
1427. - What's wrong with this school?
- Control yourself.Copy !req
1428. I will not!
I want an answer!Copy !req
1429. Or suffer the consequences.Copy !req
1430. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1431. I'm talking about
your dismissal.Copy !req
1432. [indistinct chatterCopy !req
1433. Nora, I've been looking
all over for you.Copy !req
1434. I— I just wanted to apologizeCopy !req
1435. for saying that you were nuts.Copy !req
1436. Forget it.Copy !req
1437. Look...Copy !req
1438. FCC, you know what that means?Copy !req
1439. Yeah, it means Federal
Communications Commission.Copy !req
1440. They can drive around
and triangulateCopy !req
1441. wherever the hell the radio
signal's coming from.Copy !req
1442. Yes, I know exactly
what it means.Copy !req
1443. Yeah, so fuck it, right?
I mean it's over.Copy !req
1444. Frankly, I don't even
give a shit anymore.Copy !req
1445. What the hell's wrong?Copy !req
1446. I just got expelled.Copy !req
1447. What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
1448. I'm failing math.Copy !req
1449. They can't kick you
out for that.Copy !req
1450. I've been cutting classes,
and I'm way over the limit.Copy !req
1451. They didn't tell me till now.Copy !req
1452. So, so that just deserves
a suspension, right?Copy !req
1453. Well, then I said "fuck you"
to Creswood.Copy !req
1454. You...
You should have seen her face.Copy !req
1455. She was so happy,
she said thank you.Copy !req
1456. This school sucks!Copy !req
1457. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1458. This is why I don't even care...
No, just leave it alone!Copy !req
1459. There's nothing
you can do about it.Copy !req
1460. Hunter, wait a minute!Copy !req
1461. I just wanted...Copy !req
1462. to say good-byeCopy !req
1463. uh, and good luck.Copy !req
1464. Why?Copy !req
1465. I was fired. I made a mistake.Copy !req
1466. I thought I could change things.Copy !req
1467. I forgot
you don't rock the boat.Copy !req
1468. Especially when you're in it.Copy !req
1469. Hey, come on, chin up.Copy !req
1470. Loretta, what in the hell's
happening here?Copy !req
1471. It's the troublemakers.Copy !req
1472. You can't run a top school
with troublemakers in the mix.Copy !req
1473. Okay, so what exactly
is a troublemaker?Copy !req
1474. Someone who has
no interest in education.Copy !req
1475. Oh, come on, that includes
every teenager I know.Copy !req
1476. Can't you understandCopy !req
1477. that nothing is more important
than a good education?Copy !req
1478. Except the basic right to it.Copy !req
1479. The point is,Copy !req
1480. I have the highest averageCopy !req
1481. SAT scores in the state.Copy !req
1482. Yeah, but how?Copy !req
1483. I stand by my record.Copy !req
1484. There he is. Mr. Watts,
Mr. Watts.Copy !req
1485. Shep Sheppard,
Channel Six news here.Copy !req
1486. - Good evening.
- Evening.Copy !req
1487. How does Washington intend
to deal with this situation?Copy !req
1488. We at the FCC feel
that democracy is all aboutCopy !req
1489. protecting the rights
of the ordinary citizen.Copy !req
1490. Unregulated radio
would result in programmingCopy !req
1491. of the lowest
common denominatorCopy !req
1492. the rule of the mob.Copy !req
1493. This is vandalism,
not free expression.Copy !req
1494. Hey, NBC's here,
and if he goes onCopy !req
1495. they're gonna rebroadcast
him nationally.Copy !req
1496. There's no way he can go on.
It's too risky.Copy !req
1497. Oh, God, come on.Copy !req
1498. Okay, everybody, everybodyCopy !req
1499. ten seconds
till “Happy Harry Hard-on."Copy !req
1500. Eight, sevenCopy !req
1501. six, five, fourCopy !req
1502. three, two, one.Copy !req
1503. Harry!Copy !req
1504. Harry!Copy !req
1505. Come on. We're right here
waiting for you right now.Copy !req
1506. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1507. Are you okay?Copy !req
1508. Yeah, fine, great.Copy !req
1509. Never been better.Copy !req
1510. - We started something here.
- We?Copy !req
1511. Alright,
I— I started it, but...Copy !req
1512. now I... I need your help
to finish it.Copy !req
1513. Nora, I need you.Copy !req
1514. Well, it's about time.Copy !req
1515. I've got something to show you.Copy !req
1516. Is it bigger than a baby's arm?Copy !req
1517. No. It's outside.Copy !req
1518. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1519. It's my mom's Jeep.Copy !req
1520. She, uh,
kind of loaned it to me.Copy !req
1521. Who did all this?Copy !req
1522. Me and Radio Shack.Copy !req
1523. You— you have driven
a Jeep before, right?Copy !req
1524. Got him.Copy !req
1525. You know, personally,
I had hoped that we'd getCopy !req
1526. to hear him a little bit
before they nab him.Copy !req
1527. It'd be interesting to see
how hard he is then.Copy !req
1528. Hello, dad.
We're going to jail.Copy !req
1529. Say hi to mom!Copy !req
1530. Hi, folks. It seems we have
a new listener tonight.Copy !req
1531. Mr. Watts of the FCC.Copy !req
1532. My favorite person
and yours, too, I know.Copy !req
1533. Hi, Arthur,
thanks for coming out.Copy !req
1534. Well, thank you for coming out.Copy !req
1535. Imagine,
a fucking political hackCopy !req
1536. being in charge
of free speech in America.Copy !req
1537. I'll bet Watts was the guy
who took names in high schoolCopy !req
1538. when the teacher was absent.Copy !req
1539. This is the problem
with free speech.Copy !req
1540. Would you cut that thing,
please?Copy !req
1541. He's the kind
of phony in politicsCopy !req
1542. who wears a wig.Copy !req
1543. Would you just turn
the damn thing off?Copy !req
1544. Christ.Copy !req
1545. He's obviously moving.Copy !req
1546. Just pull over
everything on wheels.Copy !req
1547. Welcome to Radio Free America.Copy !req
1548. America's ready, I'm ready.Copy !req
1549. I mean, I— I want
a million voicesCopy !req
1550. crying out in the wilderness.Copy !req
1551. Jesus, let's get serious.Copy !req
1552. - You're a shithead.
- Come on.Copy !req
1553. Hello. Hello, anyone.Copy !req
1554. This is Arthur Watts.Copy !req
1555. I am under siege.Copy !req
1556. Maybe Mr. Watts
can shed some lightCopy !req
1557. on the mysterious disappearances
of some of our students.Copy !req
1558. Luis Chavez, age 15Copy !req
1559. legally kicked out
on September 26.Copy !req
1560. Arthur Washington, age 16,
expelled on September 27.Copy !req
1561. Hector GarciaCopy !req
1562. So what does this prove?Copy !req
1563. - Not everyone goes to college.
- Right.Copy !req
1564. Edward Stall...Copy !req
1565. Mr. Hunter, I think youCopy !req
1566. should be aware of something.Copy !req
1567. After the school received
the money from the governmentCopy !req
1568. for every enrolled studentCopy !req
1569. Mrs. Creswood
would then proceedCopy !req
1570. to weed out those
she felt were undesirable.Copy !req
1571. Nonsense. She doesn't know
what she's talking about.Copy !req
1572. In the first week of schoolCopy !req
1573. you flagged all the names
with low SAT scoresCopy !req
1574. and started files on them, why?Copy !req
1575. What are you doing
with school property?Copy !req
1576. She asked you why.Copy !req
1577. For extra tutoring?Copy !req
1578. You expelled
over twenty studentsCopy !req
1579. in the first thirty days
of school.Copy !req
1580. And how many others did you
harass into dropping out?Copy !req
1581. And you kept the expelled
students' names on the rolls.Copy !req
1582. - That's illegal.
- The money went to the school.Copy !req
1583. It's all for the good
of the school.Copy !req
1584. - Those kids had rights.
- They were losers.Copy !req
1585. - Troublemakers.
- They're just kids.Copy !req
1586. I don't regret my policy.Copy !req
1587. It's criminal,
and I'm suspending you.Copy !req
1588. You can't do that.Copy !req
1589. Oh, I think I just did.Copy !req
1590. Please get some help.Copy !req
1591. Just drive over them.Copy !req
1592. Oh, jeez, my harmonizer.Copy !req
1593. Forget it. Hold on.Copy !req
1594. I gotta get us out of here.Copy !req
1595. I needed that
to disguise my voice.Copy !req
1596. Oh, give me a minute.
Maybe we can fix it.Copy !req
1597. Jesus.Copy !req
1598. Look at this.Copy !req
1599. Fuck it.
I'm going on without that thing.Copy !req
1600. No. I think I've got it.Copy !req
1601. Okay.Copy !req
1602. This is really me now.Copy !req
1603. No more hiding.Copy !req
1604. Listen.Copy !req
1605. We're all worried.Copy !req
1606. We're all in pain.Copy !req
1607. That just that comes with
having eyes, with having ears.Copy !req
1608. But just remember one thing.Copy !req
1609. It can't get any worse.
It can only get better.Copy !req
1610. I mean, high school
is the bottom.Copy !req
1611. Being a teenager sucks,
but that's the point.Copy !req
1612. Surviving it is the whole point.Copy !req
1613. Quitting is not
going to make you strong.Copy !req
1614. Living Will, so just hang onCopy !req
1615. and hang in there.Copy !req
1616. You know, I.. I know all about
the hating and the sneering.Copy !req
1617. I'm a member of the
"Why bother?" generation myself.Copy !req
1618. But why did I bother
to come out here tonight?Copy !req
1619. And why did you?Copy !req
1620. I mean, it's time.Copy !req
1621. It begins with us,
not with politiciansCopy !req
1622. the experts, or the teachers,
but with us.Copy !req
1623. With you and with me.Copy !req
1624. The ones who need it most.Copy !req
1625. I believe with everything
that's in meCopy !req
1626. that the whole world
is longing for healing.Copy !req
1627. Even the... even the treesCopy !req
1628. and the Earth itself
are crying out for it.Copy !req
1629. You can hear it everywhere.Copy !req
1630. It's the same kind of healingCopy !req
1631. I desperately needed and...Copy !req
1632. finally feel has begunCopy !req
1633. with you.Copy !req
1634. Everyone
listen up!Copy !req
1635. It's not over yet,
this is just the beginningCopy !req
1636. but it's up to you.Copy !req
1637. I'm calling for every kid
to seize the air.Copy !req
1638. Steal it. It belongs to you.Copy !req
1639. Speak out.Copy !req
1640. They can't stop you.Copy !req
1641. Find your voice and use it.Copy !req
1642. Keep this thing going.
Pick a name.Copy !req
1643. Go on the air.Copy !req
1644. It's your life.
Take charge of it. Do it.Copy !req
1645. Try it, try anything.Copy !req
1646. Spill your guts out.Copy !req
1647. Say shit and fuck
a million timesCopy !req
1648. if you want to, but you decide.Copy !req
1649. Fill the air. Steal it.Copy !req
1650. Keep the air alive!Copy !req
1651. Harry!Copy !req
1652. We're behind you all
the way, Harry.Copy !req
1653. You talked to me, man.
You really talked to me.Copy !req
1654. You're the one, man.Copy !req
1655. We believe in you, Harry.
Stay tough, man.Copy !req
1656. You did great.Copy !req
1657. Just forget it, man.
We believe in you, Harry.Copy !req
1658. - Harry!
- We're with you, man.Copy !req
1659. - We're with you all the way.
- Harry!Copy !req
1660. Talk hard!Copy !req
1661. Harry! We love you.Copy !req
1662. Hi, everybody,
this is Amy at 97 FMCopy !req
1663. in Springfield,
and my show is "Radioactive."Copy !req
1664. Can anyone out there hear me?Copy !req
1665. Sick
of silence, let it out.Copy !req
1666. This is Ethan
from LA, and I'm here...Copy !req
1667. Are you running
in the streets?Copy !req
1668. Call the real runaway hotlineCopy !req
1669. KCAT,
Los Gatos, California.Copy !req
1670. This is
"I am, are you?"Copy !req
1671. No protection,
I'm from New Jersey.Copy !req
1672. Hi, you're on the air.Copy !req
1673. Turn on the truth.Copy !req