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4. - Where should I go?
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5. - To the right?
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7. Hi, my name is...
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8. Hi. My name is David Raskin
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the MIT Physics Fellowship.
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10. What I've developed
is an intelligent propulsion experiment
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11. which allows me to...
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12. I think I'm getting into that too early.
I should talk about them more, right?
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in the sciences...
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17. Hi. My name is David Raskin.
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18. Take it down,
like, four notches, Seacrest.
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19. - What?
- Come on!
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20. I'd like to introduce you to my engineers,
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22. and it's my sister, Christina Raskin,
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30. Okay, the smartphone's
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on the computer.
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manipulate this craft
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44. Chris, watch out. Coming your way.
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45. - Ta-da!
- Yes!
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46. All right, let's take this thing
to its max altitude!
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- Grab the computer.
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while the operator is moving.
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52. Elevation, 140. 151, David. 170!
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have a vertical reach of about 250 feet.
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58. Who could possibly
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59. Everyone you know
is standing right here!
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61. Guys, it's not responding!
It's not responding.
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62. I don't see it anymore!
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63. It's gone. It's dropping!
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64. - Guys, run!
- Which way do I go?
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65. - Which way?
- Go! Quinn, run!
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66. Oh, shit!
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67. The experiment
was a complete success.
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68. Thank you for your consideration, MIT.
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69. Christina, I need you
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71. David's daily ritual.
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72. Checking for the letter, day 37.
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73. Quinn. Yeah, it came.
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74. No, I don't know if I got in yet,
but it's really...
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I want you to know whatever happens...
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93. "On behalf of
the admissions committee,
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94. "we're delighted to inform you
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95. "that you have been admitted
to the MIT class of 2018."
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96. - Congratulations!
- Yay!
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98. We're celebrating, right?
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99. You know,
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103. "We've reviewed your request
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104. "and we're pleased to award you
$5,000 in financial aid."
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107. Mom, how are you gonna afford that?
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108. - Look, dude, let me see that.
- Please, turn that off.
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109. God, dude, look at those.
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110. Perfect little tree trunks.
Those legs are like...
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111. Good job, David.
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112. - Sorry to hear about MIT.
- Yes, sir.
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113. I also didn't get a scholarship to MIT,
Dr. Lou.
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115. Still a few scholarships left, David.
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117. Yo, just pretend it's not me.
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118. If you could say one thing to MIT,
what would it be?
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119. This is stupid.
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120. Wrong answer, dude. You know what?
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121. - Maybe you don't want to go.
- I do wanna go.
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122. Dude, I think these nuggets were
frozen before Obama was elected.
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123. David, prove it.
Prove that you wanna go.
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124. How am I gonna prove
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125. How about for a free ride, every day,
your mom shows up
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your fungal medication?
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127. Only if your mom does the application.
You know what I mean?
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128. - Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah.
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129. What if MIT was like,
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130. "Go up to Sarah Nathan
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131. Why would MIT want me
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132. Because MIT believes
in bold risk takers.
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133. I take risks. I'm a risk taker.
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134. Yeah. Name one risk you took.
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135. - Right now.
- Exactly.
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136. That's not... That's too big.
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137. This is what I'm saying, dude,
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138. if I had your brain and bone structure,
I would be unstoppable.
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139. I mean, aren't you sick
of having sex with your hand?
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140. - What?
- I'm sorry.
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141. He sniffs Sharpies. You drug addict.
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142. You totally are stupid, dude.
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143. Hey, look.
Hey, hey, dude, check this out.
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144. Bam.
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145. - Hey, that's cool.
- Right?
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146. Well, you see, that's my problem.
I can't get the Uls to interact.
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147. You got to put the L2 cache
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150. Oh, my God, Jessie Pierce.
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151. Dude, I would literally give away
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153. What, are you gonna give her your Xbox
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155. Bye, guys, see you later.
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156. - Chris, come on!
- Coming!
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160. - David wants to take you out!
- You're such an idiot.
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161. - Dude, I'm hooking you up.
- Shut up, Quinn.
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You know, you wouldn't...
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- So embarrassing.
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Give me that Leatherman, please.
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the fuselage valve, but what do I know?
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172. You're confusing my car
with an airplane, but...
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I'll take a look at your car.
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Oh, shit.
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186. and Aunt Chloe says your sister and I
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190. It's too late for that, David.
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191. You tried to get a scholarship.
It didn't work.
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would have happened if...
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I'm not gonna let that go to waste.
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I'm the one who's getting screwed.
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- Wow. Yeah.
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that's the last thing
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- Fuck.
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- Light the last three.
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- Here we go.
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- Light the last three.
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- Right as this lady walks by.
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Did you guys just see that?
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Look in the mirror.
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- Holy shit.
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She knows I like Justin.
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Lollapalooza was so sick.
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God, why did I have to miss that?
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291. - Maybe.
- Look!
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and that is my watch. That's me.
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The ballerina thing.
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- Are you serious?
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You're like a hot chick!
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Go over there
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304. Throw it at her and be like,
"Yo, here's your shit, Pierce."
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Have you seen David with girls?
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307. No! I will go give this back to her.
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308. No, no, no. I'm gonna go
and take it back to her, okay.
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Yo, let me smell your breath, though.
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I think we switched bags.
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By the way, my name is...
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- Yeah.
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That wasn't me.
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I just came to switch bags with you.
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- Congrats on MIT.
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whole life. Where are you gonna go?
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Then somebody crosses frame.
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- Where's it coming from?
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Leave the lights on!
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383. Wait! Turn the lights back off!
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- Right here, right here.
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- No, you open it.
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Chris, Chris, come here.
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They work on all kinds of crazy shit.
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Eastern Power and Electric.
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- Is this it?
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accelerator navigation drive?
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This is some sort of a machine, guys.
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a time machine in the basement?
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432. Well... I mean, I guess technically,
he left blueprints, but...
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433. Still...
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434. Slow down for one second, okay.
Let's just all take a beat here.
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435. DARPA designed this.
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436. So it could actually be real, right?
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437. It's possible.
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438. We should try to build it.
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439. You guys, my dad messed
around with a bunch of junk down here.
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440. Why would he hide junk then?
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441. It's in a fricking case in the ground?
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442. Even if it wasn't junk...
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443. Dude, he must have left this for you.
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444. Okay, I know you'd like to think that
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445. my dad left me a time machine,
okay, but...
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446. I think this glass thing is,
like, the heart of the machine.
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447. It runs everything.
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448. David.
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449. Just for a second think about it.
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450. You guys are...
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451. You guys are crazy. We can't build
a time machine in my basement.
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452. I mean, did you see the tape
at your seventh birthday?
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453. I mean, I think we already did build it.
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454. Shit.
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455. Hello.
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456. Sweetie, I got to go.
I got to go. I'm sorry.
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457. Who were you talking to, Dad?
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458. He's just a friend, David.
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459. He's here to fix something.
I won't be gone long.
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460. Promise?
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461. Of course, I promise.
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462. Here.
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463. Time me.
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464. It is February 18th, 2014.
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465. My brother has officially lost his mind.
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466. He genuinely believes
he is building a time machine.
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467. Extension cords,
fuses, relays, power cables.
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468. It's cool you hang out with us.
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469. You guys are my ride home, Adam.
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470. What happened to your pants?
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471. Sarah Nathan is a backstabbing bitch.
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472. Okay, so I've got five
1,000-volt DC couplers,
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473. four 70-ohm resistors,
but I just can't find any capacitors.
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474. - Did you check by the couplers?
- What do I look like, an idiot?
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475. Well, you are trying to build
a time machine, David.
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476. We're just trying to turn on
this glass box, okay.
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477. Yeah, yeah, totally.
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478. Hey, excuse me, sir,
but where is your time machine section?
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479. Sorry. Nobody likes her.
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480. We can all agree on something, right?
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481. I mean, you have to kill Hitler.
That's like Time Travel 101.
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482. Naturally, but none
of us even speak German, so...
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483. That's why God
invented Google Translator, David.
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484. - Exactly.
- They didn't have Wi-Fi in 1939.
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485. These are all the batteries
we could afford.
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486. Well, the guys who built
the Hubble Telescope
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487. started out building it in their garage
with parts from Home Depot.
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488. - What time was their curfew?
- What are you doing here?
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489. Just getting a record of you
burning down the house.
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490. What are you doing?
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491. I used to kind of watch Dad
do a lot of this stuff.
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492. This is called stripping wire.
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493. Hey, Quinn, isn't your mom a stripper?
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494. Shut up, dude.
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495. Hey, put the camera down?
I want to teach you.
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496. All right, I think we're all set.
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497. Christina, you may wanna stand back.
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498. We're pumping about 400 volts
into this puppy.
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499. So, what, you plug those things together
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500. and we're gonna go
back to the Stone Age?
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501. No. if we can't turn the glass circuit on,
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502. there's no point in building
the rest of the machine.
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503. I only have one. Sorry, guys.
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504. Let's hit it.
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505. What's happening?
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506. It's supposed to...
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507. I'm not seeing anything.
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508. - Holy shit.
- Crap.
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509. Are you okay?
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510. - What does that even...
- Give me the camera.
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511. Give me the camera.
Look at yourself. Your hair.
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512. - What is it? What?
- Your hair.
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513. - On your head.
- Touch your head!
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514. Oh, my God.
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515. Wow.
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516. Guys, guys, guys!
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517. What the shit?
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518. What's going on? What's it doing?
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519. Is anybody else seeing this?
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520. It's creating electromagnetic energy!
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521. Whoa!
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522. - Whoa!
- Oh, shit!
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523. What the...
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524. it's in my mouth! Dude! Dude!
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525. All the batteries are fried.
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526. This battery flew up and almost hit me.
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527. - Dude, it did hit me.
- Film everything.
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528. From now on, film everything.
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529. I've literally never seen
any inputs like this before.
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530. I mean, it must be a prototype.
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531. Let me see it.
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532. It's DARPA. They have access to
more technology than we do.
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533. Intentional obsolescence.
You've got to love it.
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534. Wow. This is...
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535. We need a graphics processor.
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536. Where the hell do we get one of those?
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537. You owe me a new Xbox, dude.
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538. Okay, you know what, guys?
Just don't talk to me for a while.
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539. When you love something, Quinn,
you have to set it free.
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540. This isn't a joke to me, Christina, okay?
This is my life here.
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541. Right there, right there.
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542. Wow. What the hell is that?
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543. Some kind of navigation program.
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544. I think we can control
the time machine with this.
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545. Okay, so, you're telling me
that thing can run the whole machine?
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546. I thought it called for
a boatload of computers.
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547. No, this was 12 years ago
my dad made the schematics.
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548. They didn't have the technology.
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549. Trust me, welcome to 2014.
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550. This thing is strong enough
to send a rocket to the moon.
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551. You enter the time here,
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552. and you just press
the red button and boom.
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553. - We're Doctor Who.
- Who's Doctor Who?
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554. Dude, I am sorry for every
mean thing I've ever said to you.
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555. - Really?
- Yeah.
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556. - Mean thing today. What he said today.
- Yeah, today.
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557. So, how much longer
is this gonna take?
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558. Chris, it's not some
high school textbook, okay.
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559. This is highly classified schematics.
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560. It could take a day, take weeks.
We don't know.
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561. It goes back six weeks, but
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562. we have to split the power
for the return trip,
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563. so it's three weeks in the past,
three weeks back.
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564. If we go further than that,
we're basically stuck there.
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565. What?
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566. We're stuck in the past forever!
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567. Why?
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568. If we go more than three weeks...
I'll tell you later!
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569. Goddang it!
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570. Shit, my Xbox is all tricked out.
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571. That looks good.
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572. That's insane.
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573. You finish with those couplers yet?
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574. Yeah, almost.
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575. Whoa, what the hell, man?
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576. Wait. Are you...
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577. These two wires right here?
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578. What do I do with this screwdriver?
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579. Here we go. There it is.
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580. That's it!
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581. I think I finally got this thing dialed in.
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582. - This looks good, David.
- You need this for something?
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583. - I feel like you might need this.
- No, I don't need that.
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584. Hey, guys, are we in position?
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585. Wait, let me get my helmet.
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586. Relax, the switch is cold.
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587. - I thought you just said it was cold!
- It's off!
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588. That is not cold!
Do you know what "cold" means?
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589. - Do you feel the power?
- Guys, guys, guys!
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590. What the...
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591. How is this happening?
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592. I don't know.
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593. Is it all the electromagnetic energy?
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594. Then explain this. Come here, Chris.
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595. Holy shit.
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596. - Oh, my God. Look at that!
- Oh, shit.
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597. What the...
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598. Guys!
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599. Holy shit, are you guys seeing this?
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600. Does it hurt? What's it like?
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601. What's my hand doing?
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602. David, the battery's overheating!
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603. Are you okay?
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604. Yeah. That was... That was awesome.
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605. These batteries are dead. It didn't work.
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606. Guys?
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607. Does this seem familiar to you?
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608. Oh, my God.
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609. Okay, so I was wrong.
That's definitely you.
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610. I mean, you guys, we're
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611. close.
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612. We still need hydrogen.
Without it, we're done.
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613. - What do you mean done?
- Without hydrogen, no fusion.
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614. Without fusion, there's no time travel.
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615. Well, how much will it cost?
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616. It's not a matter of cost.
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617. I mean, you need a permit
just to buy it, so...
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618. You guys, I got an idea.
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619. Cut the camera.
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620. I can't believe we're doing this.
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621. Wait, wait. There's a security guard.
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622. Hey, Argo, you realize
we're not taking hostages, right?
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623. - What, you didn't bring yours?
- What?
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624. Can we get expelled for this?
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625. - Obviously.
- Shit.
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626. Let's go.
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627. Go, go, go.
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628. We're clear.
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629. Yo, what's the code?
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630. One, three, four, five.
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631. - Come on, hurry.
- Wait, is it...
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632. it's pi. Duh.
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633. Put it, put it, put it.
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634. - Yes! Lights.
- Go, go, go, go!
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635. Someone get the lights.
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636. - Lights, lights.
- Go, go, go!
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637. Guys, it's probably
locked in one of these, okay?
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638. Wait up. David, David.
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639. David, too far, too far, come back.
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640. - Yes!
- Nice.
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641. God, I'm strong.
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642. - Hey, get one of those crates!
- Yeah.
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643. Yo, how much do we need?
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644. We'll take them all. Get the bag.
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645. We might not get another shot.
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646. Here, I got two crates.
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647. Yo, I can't carry all that.
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648. Careful, it's hydrogen!
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649. Got it. Let's get out of here.
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650. - Whoa!
- Come on.
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651. - You frickin' idiot.
- Shut up!
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652. Come on!
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653. - You got the camera?
- Yeah, got it.
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654. Come on, come on, come on.
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655. You first.
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656. Hey, does anyone want to take like...
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657. I don't know, like a five-minute break?
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658. It looks like Walker's having a party.
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659. Guys, it works. The hydrogen fits.
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660. Chris, get in position.
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661. What's with the watches?
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662. Okay, so if this works,
when the red one comes back,
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663. it'll be 60 seconds behind the black one.
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664. Here you go.
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665. This is Project... Yeah.
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666. This is Project Almanac.
Experiment one, trial one.
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667. Temporal distance, 60 seconds.
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668. In English, please?
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669. It means we're going
to send your crappy toy
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670. a minute back into the past.
All right, you guys ready?
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671. Quinn. Are you going to set this?
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672. - Shit.
- One job, he has one job.
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673. - GoPro, set.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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674. All right, we're good.
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675. Three, two...
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676. Wait, let me put my goggles on.
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677. Chris, come on, be present, focus.
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678. One second.
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679. - You good?
- I'm good.
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680. Three, two, one.
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681. - What the hell?
- Just give it a second.
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682. Do it again,
just do it again, man. Go on.
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683. Three, two, one.
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684. What the hell, Adam?
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685. Just give me a second.
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686. - What did you do?
- Nothing.
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687. Oh, shit.
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688. - All right.
- It's working!
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689. The power's holding!
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690. What's going on? Come on, come on!
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691. Oh, shit!
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692. Come on!
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693. What the hell?
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694. No, no, no, no.
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695. - They're fried.
- Really?
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696. You guys,
we haven't had a night off in weeks.
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697. Why don't we just, you know,
take it off and check out the party.
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698. Then how the hell are
we supposed to do this?
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699. This thing just keeps
eating through batteries, man.
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700. We need a really strong power source.
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701. Something that can recharge itself
as it puts out power.
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702. It's nickel-metal hydride.
Oh, my God, how did I not...
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703. For sure. What did he say?
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704. What the hell is he doing?
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705. Beats me.
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706. Why is he getting
Jessie Pierce to park in our driveway?
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707. Right there's good.
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708. Whoa! Jessie Pierce drives?
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709. I assumed she just, like,
appeared out of thin air,
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710. like most mythological creatures.
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711. You guys coming to the party?
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712. Yeah. We just gotta get changed.
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713. - Stay out of my perfume.
- Jessie, come on.
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714. I'm gonna need every
jumper cable you can find.
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715. We're going to use her battery.
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716. I got them.
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717. - Christina.
- Here you go.
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718. What's so special
about this hybrid battery?
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719. Its negative electrode uses
a hydrogen-absorbing alloy...
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720. Okay, you know what? Forget I asked.
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721. - Connecting now!
- Wait!
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722. - Dude!
- That was awesome.
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723. Hey, what's the hell's
taking you guys so long?
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724. Well, maybe, you know, if Adam wasn't
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725. trying to kill me,
then it might go a little faster.
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726. Stop laughing, it's not funny! Come on!
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727. - We're good.
- Let's go, let's go! Come on!
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728. Quick! Adam, clean off the table.
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729. How long do we have?
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730. I don't know.
Chris, how long do girls stay at parties?
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731. Well, dude,
hot girls don't stay at parties long.
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732. They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.
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733. - What do you know about that?
- Is this gonna work?
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734. I don't know, there's a good chance
we're gonna blow up her car.
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735. - Chris, give me a hand. Here.
- What?
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736. Look, I want you to make sure
this connection is stable.
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737. - So we just go, right, David?
- Yeah! it's cool.
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738. GoPro set. Wait, let me get my helmet.
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739. - Coordinates set, 60 seconds.
- Come on, come on.
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740. Let me get my goggles!
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741. Shit, it doesn't reach.
Guys, table, table, table!
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742. Okay, one, two, three, push.
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743. Again, again!
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744. One, two, three, push.
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745. Whoa!
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746. Everybody, back, back, back.
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747. Look at the camera!
Look at the camera!
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748. Let me get my camera! I gotta get it!
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749. Let me get my camera!
Hold on one second!
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750. Chris, come on!
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751. Chris, hurry up!
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752. Jeez, that was loud.
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753. Oh, my God.
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754. David, let me in! David, open the door!
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755. Shit, guys! it's Jessie.
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756. Do not let her in!
She can't handle this, honestly!
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757. David, what the hell? Wh...
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758. What is going on? What are you doing?
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759. Jessie, get down!
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760. Why? What are you guys doing?
Oh, my God.
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761. Project Almanac.
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762. Experiment one, trial two.
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763. Get that, get that, get that!
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764. - What is all this?
- Get this! Get this!
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765. Get down!
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766. Oh, my God, the lights went out.
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767. Are you guys okay?
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768. Yeah. Are you?
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769. - You okay?
- Yeah.
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770. That scared me.
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771. Good idea.
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772. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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773. What the hell?
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774. Wait, disconnecting.
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775. Grab the camera.
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776. Where's the...
Guys, where's the Corvette?
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777. It was supposed to be here,
one minute behind.
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778. What the hell did you guys do?
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779. I can't believe the Corvette's not there.
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780. This doesn't make any sense.
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781. Chris, are you sure you're okay?
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782. Yeah, I'm okay.
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783. Shit. Hey, guys, I found it!
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784. - No way.
- Oh, my God.
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785. What?
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786. It's fused to the fricking wall!
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787. - No way.
- Are you guys seeing this?
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788. Yo, stopwatch.
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789. My God! it went back two hours. David?
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790. - Two hours?
- That's what it says.
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791. What's on the GoPro?
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792. - Clean off the table.
- How long do we have?
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793. I don't know.
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794. It was there the whole time.
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795. Well, dude,
hot girls don't stay at parties long.
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796. They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.
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797. What do you know about that?
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798. I can't even comprehend this right now.
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799. It works.
We sent something back in time.
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800. Chris...
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801. - Hey.
- Hey. You okay?
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802. Yeah. I just...
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803. I don't really understand
what just happened.
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804. Well...
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805. We just built a time machine.
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806. - We built a time machine.
- We built a time machine.
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807. Smoke! Shit! The cables!
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808. - Get the fire extinguisher!
- Oh, my God. My car!
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809. So, what's with the backpack?
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810. I'm reducing the width of frame
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811. so the machine can fit inside
a 22-by-14-inch backpack.
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812. So we could just walk around with it?
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813. - It'd only weigh 8 pounds.
- The whole thing?
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814. Goldberg! it's time for your presentation.
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815. Did that guy just say "presentation"?
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816. All right, everybody, settle down.
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817. Quinn, you didn't study?
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818. No, I didn't study.
I've been building a time machine.
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819. Let's get this over with.
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820. - You're up first.
- Yeah, I know.
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821. Name the first 10 elements
of the periodic table.
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822. All right, so, I was thinking we should
start off small. I was making a list.
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823. - Bacteria, to send through.
- Yeah.
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824. I can grab something
from Dr. Lou's class.
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825. He actually really likes me.
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826. Yesterday I was at Petco with my mom.
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827. And they have, like,
dozens of those little white mice,
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828. and you could just send those back.
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829. Think about it.
If you were a mouse, you'd be like,
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830. "Damn, I'm time traveling right now!"
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831. Guys, I'm serious.
We need to keep this quiet.
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832. Okay, Jessie saw me staring at her.
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833. That's real smooth...
Real smooth, David, perfect.
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834. Guys, can you please not just
all look at her? Guys, stop!
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835. Hey, guys!
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836. - Smooth, guys. Nice.
- Is she coming over?
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837. David, game face,
put your game face on.
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838. I haven't got a game face.
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839. Somebody say something.
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840. Okay, thank you for letting us
use your battery.
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841. Yeah, no problem.
What are you going to do with it?
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842. Well, we're gonna test it. We're gonna...
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843. But I thought you already tested it.
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844. Yeah, yeah, but we haven't
tested on a living organism.
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845. So now you're going to
test it on people, right?
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846. No!
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847. - Bacteria first.
- Or puppies.
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848. - We need to start...
- Puppies?
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849. You've been to Petco, right?
You've seen all the white mice?
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850. Quinn, enough with the Petco.
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851. We have to take this step by step.
Be very conscious of what we're doing.
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852. Right, but shouldn't the next step be,
like, testing it on us?
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853. It's not... You know, this is not a toy.
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854. We need to take it step by step...
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855. I'm not saying it's a toy, but like...
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856. I mean, there's a lot of things
we have to think about...
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857. Hey, what is that?
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858. - What is this?
- What? My keys?
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859. Oh, my God.
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860. What's wrong with my keys?
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861. They're just really cool.
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862. You're kidding, right?
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863. - Hello?
- Sorry.
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864. I don't...
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865. - This isn't fake, right?
- No.
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866. No, it's real.
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867. It doesn't make any sense.
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868. You guys film everything, huh?
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869. I think, we have to go with
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870. another inanimate object
and then move our way to...
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871. No.
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872. You know, plants and...
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873. - Come on.
- Come on, what?
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874. You're watching this video
and you're gonna send
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875. another inanimate object through?
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876. It'll be very potentially dangerous.
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877. But you know that you can do this.
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878. What are you waiting for?
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879. If we increase the power
to the glass circuit,
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880. the diameter of the warp
could expand to 9 feet,
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881. which may fit all five of us.
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882. Graphics processor dialed in.
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883. Am I gonna get electrocuted?
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884. Setting the machine to 24 hours back.
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885. That's how far we'll push it.
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886. David, I'm getting scared.
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887. Running system diagnostic test.
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888. All systems check.
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889. Guys, turning machine to standby mode.
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890. We're ready to go.
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891. Dad, I'm not sure what
you were doing down here
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892. or why you were doing it,
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893. but this is for you.
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894. Full disclosure, guys.
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895. There's a slight chance that
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896. oxygen and nitrogen
naturally found in the air could catalyze.
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897. What does that mean?
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898. We could explode.
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899. Here. Set the GoPro up over there,
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900. so we can get a, you know,
wide shot of the environment.
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901. Okay.
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902. We need to move away from the car,
away from the trees,
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903. and everything, right.
Get some clearance.
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904. Remember, the warp has
a 10-foot diameter, so...
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905. - Yeah.
- Where should we go?
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906. I think, yeah, right here?
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907. Are you recording?
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908. No, the red light means
something else entirely.
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909. Okay.
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910. To reiterate,
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911. because of the catalyzation
of the oxygen in our lungs,
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912. do not hold your breath. You got that?
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913. Yeah.
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914. Because of the high level of impact,
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915. - keep your body loose, right?
- Yeah.
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916. And because of UV light,
keep your eyes closed.
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917. Yeah.
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918. Okay, is anyone else, like,
shitting their pants right now?
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919. Or is it...
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920. Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm completely terrified.
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921. But I'm the one who's on the tape.
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922. So if you guys
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923. don't want to come, I understand. Okay?
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924. I'm in. if you're going, I am.
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925. I'm in, too.
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926. I'm with the group.
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927. I've done every boring thing
with you since first grade.
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928. Of course I'm coming.
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929. All right.
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930. Let's step in.
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931. Wait, like right now?
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932. It's all right. It's okay.
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933. We're going to be okay.
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934. We're gonna be okay.
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935. Chris, come on, you need to get closer.
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936. Okay.
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937. All right, you guys ready for this?
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938. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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939. Get in closer!
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940. Guys! Guys! Look!
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941. Holy shit! Get down!
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942. God, it's burning.
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943. David, your ears.
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944. Guys? Guys, I can't hear anything.
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945. Guys? I can't hear!
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946. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
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947. You can? Okay.
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948. Holy shit!
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949. You okay?
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950. - Where's Adam?
- Yeah, where's Adam?
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951. - Where's Adam?
- Adam!
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952. What the hell? What the hell?
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953. - My God, please tell me you got that.
- Are you all right?
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954. Please tell me you got all that.
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955. You all right, buddy?
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956. I'm okay.
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957. We're okay.
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958. Did it work?
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959. Where's the car?
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960. Well, if it worked, it's not gonna be here
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961. until we drive it here tomorrow.
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962. Look at this. Look.
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963. Holy shit.
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964. David, we need to see
if this really worked.
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965. Wait, I got an idea.
Yeah, I got a sick idea. Come on.
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966. My neighbor's dog is a beast.
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967. - Why are we going in your house?
- Just trust me.
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968. Seriously, this is what we're doing?
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969. My mom's asleep, just don't wake her.
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970. I want to see if this works.
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971. Have you guys ever
seen the movie Looper?
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972. - No.
- God, I love that movie.
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973. What are we doing?
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974. What are we doing here?
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975. It's sick, right?
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976. - Watch this, watch this.
- No, no, no...
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977. Stop!
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978. You guys!
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979. Oh, my God.
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980. Get that. Get that.
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981. Oh, my God, this is cool.
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982. This is sick.
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983. Oh, my God, he's waking up!
Guys, guys, guys...
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984. What? What?
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985. - What?
- What?
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986. - What? What?
- What? What?
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987. What? What?
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988. Oh, my God, what's happening?
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989. We've got to get him out of here!
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990. - Quinn, stop looking!
- Go!
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991. It was a crazy feedback loop.
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992. - Look at me, are you okay?
- I'm all right. Okay.
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993. Quinn, you disappeared for a second.
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994. I think we should get out of here.
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995. Yeah, we should get out of here.
Let's go!
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996. We did it! We really did it!
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997. It's yesterday!
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998. Oh, shit!
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999. - Run!
- I'm trying!
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1000. Run, run!
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1001. Shit, it's coming!
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1002. David, take us back!
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1003. David, hit the button!
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1004. David, get us back!
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1005. Come on! Get close!
Get close to me now!
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1006. Oh, my God, we're alive.
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1007. Adam. Oh, shit.
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1008. Are you all right?
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1009. Are you kidding?
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1010. Holy shit! Holy shit!
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1011. Guys?
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1012. I don't think we're alone.
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1013. Hey.
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1014. Hey, puppy.
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1015. Hey.
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1016. He's drooling all over me.
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1017. I know, he's drooling on me, too, man.
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1018. Move him over there. He's on my side...
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1019. Guys, why am I in the trunk?
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1020. Quinn, stop pushing him on my side.
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1021. Sit, sit, sit.
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1022. Guys... Guys, check it out.
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1023. These flyers definitely weren't here
before we jumped.
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1024. There's so many of them.
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1025. That's weird.
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1026. Do you think we changed things?
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1027. What does it say?
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1028. It says, "Lost Dog."
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1029. Guys, we changed reality.
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1030. Holy shit.
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1031. David, come on.
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1032. Well, I told you we wouldn't die.
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1033. Yeah.
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1034. L...
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1035. No, I got my wallet.
Never mind. I thought it was...
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1036. Thought it was on my side of the car?
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1037. No, I was just checking my backpack.
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1038. Thank you for the ride.
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1039. - You're welcome, David.
- I'll see you... See you at school.
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1040. Dude, how have you
never seen Timecop?
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1041. Quit saying that like it's a bad thing.
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1042. Look, you're missing the point.
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1043. You can't go back and give yourself
information about the future.
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1044. Dude, wrong. That's the entire
purpose of time traveling.
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1045. Here, just look
at Terminators one through four.
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1046. My dad...
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1047. He's a genius.
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1048. He's an absolute genius.
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1049. Dude, you could actually,
like, go back and meet him now.
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1050. - We can do anything.
- We can meet anyone.
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1051. Literally.
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1052. You guys,
we invented freaking time travel!
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1053. Why don't we sell this thing to Richard
Branson for, like, a zillion dollars?
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1054. We didn't invent anything, first of all.
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1055. We just put it together with the
directions that we had over there, so...
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1056. You make it sound
like we got it at IKEA.
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1057. Okay, we can't sell it.
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1058. No chance.
We don't even know what it is.
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1059. We don't even know what it can do yet.
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1060. Okay, well, look, I mean, he's right,
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1061. but we could beat the stock market,
or win the Powerball.
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1062. Stock market, Powerball.
It's not about money.
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1063. We could do whatever we want.
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1064. Imagine the possibilities.
It's like a second chance machine.
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1065. We know.
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1066. Okay, so we need to learn how to use it.
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1067. How hard is it
to learn how to time travel?
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1068. Obviously, very, man.
You almost short-circuited last night.
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1069. Dude, you were disappearing.
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1070. We gotta have rules.
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1071. - Okay.
- Yeah?
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1072. - Yes. So what are they?
- What are the rules then?
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1073. First rule, no jumping alone.
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1074. We always have to jump
all together every time.
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1075. - That makes sense.
- Yes?
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1076. What else?
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1077. Well, we could film all of ourjumps,
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1078. so that if we mess something up,
we know what we did wrong.
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1079. - That's a good idea.
- That's a great idea.
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1080. And we have to keep it a secret. Right?
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1081. So no Twitter, no Facebook,
none of that stuff.
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1082. Absolutely.
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1083. We should have code names.
Like safe words.
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1084. You know, from now on,
I want to be called Obsidian One.
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1085. I'm definitely not taking part
in any of that.
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1086. Whatever.
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1087. So what do you guys
wanna do with the machine?
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1088. I want to see Biggie and Tupac live.
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1089. You know what? I wanna go
to the original Star Wars premiere.
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1090. That's not bad.
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1091. Dude, that is so freaking awesome!
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1092. Guys, guys, I wanna go back
and meet Einstein, okay,
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1093. but this machine only goes
back three weeks. All right?
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1094. So we have to take it slow.
Keep testing it.
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1095. But there's still things we can change.
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1096. Well, I just failed my Chem report.
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1097. And I don't really wanna
repeat 12th grade,
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1098. I'd probably go change that.
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1099. I wouldn't mind being captain
of the baseball team.
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1100. No.
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1101. What do you mean, no?
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1102. It's not a magic wand,
it's just kinda a time machine.
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1103. Cool, thanks, man.
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1104. Okay, right there, you guys.
You're broke.
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1105. You're getting bullied.
I'm failing high school.
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1106. You know, let's take this thing
out for a spin.
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1107. Cheers to that.
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1108. - Here's to taking it out for a spin.
- Hell yeah!
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1109. Let's take it for a spin. Baseball...
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1110. There, that's it. I think we got it.
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1111. Okay, David,
so my Chem report was eight days ago.
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1112. That's pretty secure.
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1113. Here, let me fix your strap.
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1114. Thanks.
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1115. Looks good.
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1116. Experiment four, "Bait and Switch."
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1117. Chris, are you already in class?
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1118. I forgot my gym clothes.
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1119. He's coming, he's coming.
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1120. Okay, I see him.
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1121. Chris, go stop him
before he gets to Chemistry.
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1122. Hey, Quinn, hey, what's up?
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1123. Lou's sick, class is canceled.
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1124. There's no sub?
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1125. What are you, Sherlock Holmes?
No, there's no sub.
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1126. - Sweet.
- You're good, don't worry about it.
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1127. We're good, we're good.
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1128. Okay.
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1129. Awesome job, Chris.
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1130. - Did it work?
- Yeah.
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1131. What a douche.
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1132. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
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1133. Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen.
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1134. Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
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1135. You're overreacting. We're just friends.
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1136. Quinny, listen. Relax, relax, relax.
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1137. Quinn Goldberg.
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1138. All right, everybody, settle down.
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1139. Goldberg! Let's get this over with.
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1140. Let's dance, Lou!
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1141. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
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1142. Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.
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1143. Atomic weight of Fluorine?
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1144. Atomic weight, what?
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1145. Do you know it or not?
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1146. You didn't ask that last time!
So why would I know that?
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1147. Last time? What the hell
are you talking about?
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1148. Goldberg, this is about comprehension,
not memorization.
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1149. See you after class.
Okay, let that be a lesson.
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1150. Comprehension.
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1151. Who doesn't know
the atomic weight of fluorine?
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1152. Why did he ask him that?
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1153. Okay, so fluorine is 15.2.
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1154. Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
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1155. You're overreacting.
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1156. Okay, 24.03.
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1157. All right, you ready?
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1158. All right, settle down, everybody.
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1159. Goldberg! Let's get this over with.
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1160. My thoughts exactly.
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1161. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
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1162. Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.
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1163. - Fluorine.
- Yeah, Fluorine.
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1164. Great, keep going.
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1165. Neon, Sodium, Magnesium,
Aluminum, Silicon.
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1166. What's the classification of silicon?
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1167. Silicon, are you kidding?
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1168. Goldberg, this is about com...
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1169. Comprehension, not memorization,
I know.
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1170. You're kidding.
We have to do this again?
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1171. This is hell. This is what hell is like.
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1172. I made flashcards this time.
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1173. I know everything
backwards and forwards.
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1174. Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
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1175. You're overreacting. He's just a friend.
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1176. But she'll be screwing Ryan in a week.
Trust me.
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1177. Hey, guys, look out!
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1178. Shit, it's us.
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1179. Did you just check out my ass?
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1180. Yeah. Yeah, I did.
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1181. Quinn, even Chris knows it by now.
This is ridiculous.
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1182. Okay, okay. I'm gonna
Groundhog Day this bitch.
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1183. All right, everybody, settle down.
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1184. Goldberg! Let's...
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1185. Get this over with!
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1186. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium,
Beryllium, Boron,
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1187. Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen,
Fluorine, Neon, Sodium.
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1188. What's the atomic weight of...
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1189. Sodium, 22.98.
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1190. What's silicon's classification?
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1191. Silicon's classification is semi-metallic.
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1192. And its electron configuration is
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1193. Ne,
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1194. 3s23p2.
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1195. And its atomic number is 14!
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1196. Boom, Lou! That just happened!
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1197. That's mine. Quinn Goldberg, pleasure.
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1198. What was that?
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1199. Finally.
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1200. - Finally.
- Thank God.
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1201. - Perfect.
- What's next?
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1202. Anybody?
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1203. Well, I'm being bullied in high school
and I want to stand up for myself.
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1204. Nice.
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1205. Beat up Sarah Nathan. Got it.
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1206. - Let's do it.
- Chick fight. I love it. Let's do it.
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1207. Experiment 14, payback time.
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1208. God, Christina. Walk much?
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1209. Hi, Justin.
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1210. You got this, Chris.
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1211. I got this. I got this.
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1212. But you were just...
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1213. I'm everywhere, bitch.
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1214. Chris, you're a beast!
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1215. You're a frickin' beast!
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1216. Experiment 15, saving our house.
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1217. You think it's gonna work?
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1218. I don't know.
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1219. Youkilis with the 1-0 count.
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1220. Line drive to right field.
Cano scores. Yanks up, 6-2.
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1221. down the right field line. Cano scores.
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1222. Guys, what's taking so long?
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1223. You think there's something
wrong in there?
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1224. I don't know.
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1225. Do you think we can go to jail
for cheating on the lottery?
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1226. You guys know
what we're doing isn't illegal, right?
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1227. Hey, chill. I always wanted
to be a getaway driver.
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1228. Go, go, go, go!
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1229. Jessie, start the engine!
Start the engine!
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1230. I got it, guys! I got it!
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1231. - Go! Go!
- I'm going!
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1232. This is gonna be so frigging awesome!
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1233. We'll never have to
worry about money ever again.
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1234. We're gonna be so rich, I'm gonna hire
Kim Kardashian to have my baby.
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1235. "Winner's Parking"!
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1236. Oh, my God.
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1237. Put it there. Put it right there.
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1238. This is worth so much money.
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1239. I respect you for that.
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1240. After taxes, that's $53,876,522.
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1241. Want to bet me $100,000
that you're right?
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1242. I'll bet you $200,000 I'm exact.
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1243. All right, wait here. I'll go check.
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1244. - She's checking?
- She's checking.
Copy !req
1245. She's checking.
Copy !req
1246. Congratulations. You're winners.
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1247. Me personally,
I'm gonna take it easy at first.
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1248. You know, I'm gonna get a yacht,
a few Ferraris,
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1249. you know, then see what happens,
go from there.
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1250. Okay, you guys do know
that $1.8 million after taxes
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1251. isn't enough for what you want to do?
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1252. You should save it, pay for college.
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1253. I'm sorry, I thought you just said 1.8?
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1254. It was 53 million, 876 thousand, and...
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1255. After taxes.
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1256. You guys only got
five out of six numbers.
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1257. - Why did you put 44?
- Are you kidding me?
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1258. Because that's what you put down.
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1259. That is not what I put down.
I put a... That is a nine.
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1260. That's 49, Adam.
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1261. - Are you blind?
- How is that a nine?
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1262. You have to go back and do it again!
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1263. I am not winning the lottery twice!
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1264. Smile, guys, come on. This is great.
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1265. It's a million dollars, guys.
Are you freaking kidding me?
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1266. Wait, what?
No, you have to use that for school.
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1267. No, no.
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1268. There was plenty more. Please.
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1269. Oh, my God.
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1270. Okay. Mom...
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1271. - Okay, bye.
- Bye.
Copy !req
1272. I love you.
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1273. - Make yourself useful.
- What the hell?
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1274. Hey, welcome to Maserati.
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1275. - Can I help you?
- Wassup, bro?
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1276. What's a guy got to do to get
a test drive around here?
Copy !req
1277. Well, I'd love to,
but this is a big boy's car.
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1278. You see, I was either going to buy one
of these or 17 Toyota Corollas.
Copy !req
1279. Shoot, is that my xenon difluoride?
Copy !req
1280. Is that a sex doll?
Copy !req
1281. No, it's an insanely powerful battery.
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1282. Bet right now. Next person who scores,
10 grand.
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1283. - Get in there!
- Damn it.
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1284. - Pay up.
- This game is stupid.
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1285. I wanna hear my money being counted.
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1286. One hundred, 200, 300, 400...
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1287. David, come on.
Come hang out with us.
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1288. Yeah. Look, I'll be there in one second.
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1289. I just wanna tweak something
with the auxiliary output, okay?
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1290. David, you're allowed to take a break.
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1291. Hi.
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1292. So, what do you think of David?
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1293. Chris, it's your brother.
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1294. Don't worry, he can't hear us.
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1295. He is pretty smart, huh?
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1296. Experiment 16.
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1297. Attempting to extend
the time differential
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1298. between two and four years
with minimal voltage input.
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1299. David? You're still down here?
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1300. - Jess. Hey.
- Hey.
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1301. Sorry, I think I left my English folder.
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1302. Yes, you did. It's right there.
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1303. Thank you.
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1304. Is there something wrong
with the machine?
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1305. No, I'm trying to figure out
how to make it go back even further.
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1306. - You know what I mean?
- Can you?
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1307. I think so.
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1308. I've been running some tests on
a new battery source, xenon difluoride.
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1309. You just made that up, right?
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1310. No.
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1311. How far back could we go
if you got it to work?
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1312. Ten years?
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1313. Ten years. Seriously?
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1314. Yeah. Ten years.
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1315. Sorry. When you said "time machine,"
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1316. I thought dinosaurs,
or at least Woodstock.
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1317. Why do you always do that?
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1318. The watch thing.
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1319. I don't know. It's like a nervous habit
or something.
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1320. Yeah.
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1321. Are you saying I make you nervous?
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1322. No.
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1323. L...
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1324. So where did you get it?
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1325. - What?
- The watch.
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1326. My dad gave it to me before he died.
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1327. I was like... On my seventh birthday.
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1328. - Your seventh birthday, right?
- Yeah.
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1329. You look just like him.
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1330. Really?
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1331. - Handsome.
- Thank you.
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1332. So how did he...
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1333. it was a car crash.
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1334. He left my party. Had some kind
of urgent call or something.
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1335. I don't even really know.
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1336. To be honest with you,
I don't know the whole story.
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1337. You think you'll go back to save him?
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1338. That's what I'm trying to do.
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1339. If I can just get the machine
to go back that far.
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1340. Maybe I'm the mastermind.
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1341. Did you ever think about that?
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1342. I mean, you're pretty smart.
You're pretty smart.
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1343. I'm just saying, like, you know,
clearly something's missing.
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1344. And now you have my keys
and now you have me, so...
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1345. Wait. What do you mean, I have you?
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1346. Well, you know, I'm like...
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1347. I'm part of the group now, right?
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1348. What's outside?
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1349. Oh, my God!
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1350. I'd usually make a joke,
but this is awesome.
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1351. Dude, Quinn is insane!
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1352. David! What up, dude?
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1353. He's crazy!
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1354. I got Mexican food!
I got Cuban, fusion, lndian,
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1355. all sorts of different flavors!
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1356. Adam! Adam! Where's mine?
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1357. Here, Chris.
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1358. Way to go, Finn! Finn!
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1359. Did she just call you Finn?
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1360. Finn?
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1361. All right. Finn, Finn, Finn!
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1362. Finn!
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1363. Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
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1364. This is the best day of my life!
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1365. Sixth period, under the bleachers, okay?
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1366. Meet me there.
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1367. Yeah, maybe if I'm done having sex
with all these girls.
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1368. And in his effort to avert the British
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1369. from recognizing the Confederacy,
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1370. he subjugated what?
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1371. He...
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1372. He subjugated the what?
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1373. The...
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1374. - Yeah, David?
- Can I use the bathroom?
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1375. Yeah.
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1376. So...
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1377. He subjugated the what?
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1378. He subjugated the what of the...
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1379. He subjugated...
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1380. He just texted me, I swear. Hey.
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1381. Yo, what's wrong with your face?
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1382. - What?
- You're smiling, like huge.
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1383. What are we doing here, David?
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1384. Yeah. What are we doing here?
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1385. It's a surprise.
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1386. - I like surprises. Shut up!
- No one cares what you like.
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1387. I should be in trig, David.
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1388. I know, I know. Don't worry,
we'll just be gone one minute.
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1389. All right, guys.
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1390. Who wants to push this thing
back three months?
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1391. How? The machine can't do that.
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1392. Trust me.
Just brace harder than before.
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1393. This feels different.
Are you sure this is okay?
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1394. Guys, yo, yo, yo!
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1395. I know it's not Woodstock
or anything, but...
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1396. it'll do!
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1397. - It'll do.
- Yes!
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1398. All right, sweet.
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1399. Can I have your number?
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1400. Dude, I'm supposed
to be in gym right now!
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1401. I'm never going home!
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1402. Here. The schedule.
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1403. We're not gonna see gangsta rap
over Vampire Weekend. That's dumb.
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1404. You guys, wait, you guys. Guys.
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1405. We don't have to argue.
This already happened.
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1406. It's all on lnstagram.
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1407. I know what was sick
and what wasn't. Dude, look.
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1408. All right, let's go do it.
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1409. Adam! Adam,
hey, will you hold the camera?
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1410. Oh, my God.
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1411. I love time travel.
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1412. - Right here.
- What?
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1413. - How did you get these?
- Dude, are those VIP?
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1414. Yeah, three months after the show,
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1415. - five bucks on eBay.
- Oh, my God!
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1416. Dude, David!
What can we do with these?
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1417. Anything.
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1418. - Oh, my God.
- David, you're the man!
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1419. We're backstage right now.
We are backstage right now.
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1420. I can't believe you did this.
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1421. I got a surprise coming.
I got a surprise for her.
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1422. Listen, listen.
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1423. This song goes out to Jessie Pierce.
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1424. Dude, that was sick!
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1425. Okay, okay. You guys, I've got an idea.
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1426. Just do what I do, okay? Follow me!
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1427. Hey, how are you?
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1428. - No way.
- Bend your knees.
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1429. Just bounce.
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1430. Like this or something?
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1431. Loosen up a little bit.
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1432. Just, like do this,
and you'll look like a cool guy.
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1433. He's dancing!
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1434. Is that good?
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1435. Yeah!
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1436. - That's my boy! That's my boy!
- I'm number one!
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1437. That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.
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1438. I can't believe it.
Thank you so much for taking us.
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1439. - She's really cool, David.
- Who?
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1440. Jessie, the girl you've been
freaking spying on for five minutes.
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1441. What?
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1442. Where'd you go?
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1443. - Hey.
- Hi.
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1444. - This is awesome.
- Yeah.
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1445. Thank you very much.
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1446. Best friends, man.
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1447. My best friends.
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1448. Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.
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1449. - Hey. How's it going?
- Hey!
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1450. This is harder than it looks, huh?
To write something.
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1451. What would you do?
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1452. "Before the world ends,
I want to dance the night away."
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1453. That's pretty dumb actually.
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1454. Hey, I wrote that one.
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1455. I mean, it's okay.
It's not that dumb. I just...
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1456. David, I'm messing with you.
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1457. This is a good one.
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1458. "Before the world ends,
I have to run naked through the streets."
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1459. Are you picturing me naked now?
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1460. No.
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1461. Really? Not even a little?
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1462. Some. A whole lot.
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1463. I don't know... What's the right answer?
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1464. You'll never know.
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1465. - Sorry, dude!
- No problem.
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1466. Check it out! "Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."
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1467. "Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."
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1468. Two for two.
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1469. "Before the world ends,
I have to tell those bitches off"?
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1470. Yeah, my sister probably wrote that.
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1471. - I think she did.
- Don't mind her. She has a bad attitude.
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1472. I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?
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1473. I think we're just getting started.
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1474. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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1475. Probably not the worst thing
you could wish for, right?
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1476. No.
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1477. Probably better than owning
your own monkey or something.
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1478. Probably, yeah.
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1479. "Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
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1480. Yeah, that's a good one, too.
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1481. Totally. I heard it's really fun.
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1482. I'm going to go grab a water.
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1483. Okay.
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1484. Yeah, all right.
You know what, I'll be right here.
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1485. I'll wait.
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1486. Oh, my God.
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1487. The world is ending.
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1488. - How'd it go?
- What?
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1489. With Jessie.
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1490. What with Jessie? We were just talking!
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1491. Seriously, David?
She left the door wide open.
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1492. No, no, she didn't.
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1493. She never even...
What are you guys talking about?
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1494. It's okay. It's all right, man.
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1495. Let's have fun.
Let's just have fun. It's all right.
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1496. I'm burning up. We gotta go. Okay?
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1497. I mean, we gotta go.
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1498. I'm gonna get some water.
We gotta go soon!
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1499. What happened to your shirt?
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1500. We were there for nine hours!
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1501. But we were only gone for 41 seconds!
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1502. Dr. Lou still thinks
I'm on my bathroom break!
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1503. Oh, my God!
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1504. Oh, my God! That was the best!
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1505. Best day of my life!
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1506. That was the most
fun I've ever had in my entire life!
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1507. I love you.
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1508. Yeah!
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1509. - David?
- What?
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1510. You're not gonna believe it.
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1511. What are you talking about?
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1512. Just go, come on. You'll see.
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1513. Hey, Mom, so how was work today?
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1514. It's been a long day, sweetheart.
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1515. What?
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1516. When did she get a job?
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1517. Literally, check this out...
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1518. - 4,000 likes.
- Let me see.
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1519. 4,000. Yeah, I have 18,000
lnstagram followers.
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1520. Texts from 20 different girls, half, like,
"Quinn, oh, my God, please call me."
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1521. - Show me the texts.
- Dude, I swear to God, I'll show you.
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1522. What up? So I talked to you-know-who.
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1523. Got one for you, one for Adam,
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1524. one for me and one for Andre.
You're down, right?
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1525. Yeah, totally down.
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1526. Good. Wear your black skirt.
You look hot in that.
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1527. You and Sarah Nathan are
hanging out? What's that about?
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1528. Dude, literally no idea, but since we got
back, she's been acting batshit,
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1529. like we're best friends or something.
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1530. I don't know what happened. It's insane.
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1531. Have you guys seen Jess?
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1532. Yeah, but you know what?
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1533. I think she just said
that she's really busy or something.
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1534. I wouldn't read too much into it.
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1535. I'm kicking your butt.
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1536. Three, two, one.
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1537. You're kidding me.
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1538. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
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1539. Whatever, I quit.
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1540. I'm inherently good at video games.
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1541. All right, who's next?
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1542. Hey, you don't want to play?
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1543. No, I'm kind of tired.
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1544. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1545. - Taking off?
- Yep.
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1546. Okay, cool, cool. Look...
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1547. Hey, can I...
Can I talk to you forjust one second?
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1548. Yeah, sure.
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1549. Did we have some kind of,
like a moment?
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1550. Wasn't that a moment
the other day at the wall, and...
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1551. I don't know.
I mean, it was a really fun day.
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1552. It was cool, right?
And when you said that one thing,
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1553. and I kind of...
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1554. I don't know, there were so many people
around, I wasn't really thinking.
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1555. I didn't expect you...
I didn't expect someone like you
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1556. to really say that to me.
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1557. What do you mean, someone like me?
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1558. You're like, fun, and you go out to
parties and, like, hang out
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1559. and all that kind of crazy stuff.
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1560. That's it.
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1561. I mean, you don't care
about that important shit.
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1562. You just have fun.
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1563. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
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1564. No, no, I know what you meant.
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1565. It's fine.
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1566. Whatever moment you thought,
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1567. you know, happened,
you should probably
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1568. just forget about it, I think.
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1569. Okay.
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1570. Some things just aren't meant to be,
you know?
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1571. You don't have to film everything, Chris.
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1572. - You wanna play some foosball?
- No.
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1573. That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.
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1574. I can't believe it.
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1575. "... I have to run naked
through the streets."
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1576. Are you picturing me naked now?
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1577. No.
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1578. Sorry, dude!
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1579. No problem.
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1580. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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1581. "Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
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1582. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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1583. "... I have to fall in love."
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1584. "... love."... love."... love."
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1585. "Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
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1586. Yeah, that's a good one, too.
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1587. Totally. I heard it's really fun.
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1588. I'm gonna go grab a water.
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1589. You know what,
I'll be right here. I'll wait.
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1590. Dude, I love this band.
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1591. Look, there's David.
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1592. Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.
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1593. A little more difficult than it looks, huh?
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1594. Yeah.
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1595. "Before the world ends,
I have to dance all night."
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1596. Pretty dumb.
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1597. Hey, I wrote that.
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1598. No, you didn't.
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1599. No, I didn't.
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1600. "Before the world ends,
I have to run naked through the streets."
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1601. You're trying to get me
to think of you naked, aren't you?
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1602. Nice catch.
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1603. Check it out! "Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."
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1604. "Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."
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1605. Two for two.
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1606. I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?
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1607. I think we're just getting started.
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1608. "Before the world ends..."
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1609. "... I have to fall in love."
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1610. Is that what you were gonna...
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1611. Yes.
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1612. Probably not
the worst thing to wish for...
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1613. All right, David, what did you change?
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1614. What have you changed?
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1615. Hi, Jessie.
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1616. Hey, Jessie.
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1617. What you up to?
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1618. What's... What's poppin'?
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1619. Just call her.
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1620. Hello.
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1621. What are you doing?
What are you filming?
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1622. Is everything okay?
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1623. Are you poking me?
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1624. By the way, I told my dad
I was sleeping at Jennie's.
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1625. Are you taking your towel off?
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1626. Should I not take my towel off?
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1627. You should. You absolutely should.
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1628. What's wrong with you?
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1629. Oh, my God, did we have sex?
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1630. - Yes.
- Was it good? Was I good?
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1631. Yes.
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1632. Wow. So I saw you naked and...
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1633. - Are you kidding?
- Well, I guess I did, 'cause we had sex.
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1634. - That's true.
- Can I see?
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1635. - You wanna... Okay.
- I want to see.
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1636. Happy Friday.
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1637. I have to sneak out soon.
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1638. I only have Thursday's clothes.
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1639. David, stop it.
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1640. Whatcha doing?
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1641. I'm waking up, thank you very much.
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1642. - You look amazing.
- David, please.
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1643. Stop it. David.
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1644. Let me see this.
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1645. Good morning, David.
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1646. Stop.
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1647. Camera shy, huh, David?
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1648. You seem a little camera shy.
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1649. You know what, let's get rid of this thing.
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1650. Flight 437 has apparently crashed...
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1651. Good morning, Raskin house.
Chris, you look gorgeous.
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1652. Christina, please put that laundry away.
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1653. I don't wanna tell you again.
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1654. Can you see the stain on here?
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1655. 'Cause I got two job interviews today
and I really need to look good.
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1656. - Interviews?
- Yeah.
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1657. Sweetie, you okay?
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1658. Yeah. Mom, you look beautiful.
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1659. Thanks. Bye.
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1660. What's up with you?
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1661. I can't believe how good I'm getting
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1662. - at sneaking past your mom.
- Yeah.
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1663. By the way, my dad, who never loves
anyone, loves you. Somehow.
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1664. He thinks it's really, really adorable
every time you talk about science
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1665. and all the projects that you used to do.
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1666. It's kind of amazing.
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1667. Enough, please.
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1668. Chris.
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1669. Please have mercy on me.
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1670. What's up, Patrick?
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1671. Dude, the other night was dope!
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1672. Come on.
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1673. God, what is up with you, David?
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1674. Are we still on for tonight?
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1675. Yeah. Yes, what time?
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1676. Why are you acting so weird?
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1677. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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1678. - David, are you okay?
- Yeah...
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1679. I forgot my...
I forgot my notebook in class.
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1680. Okay. I'll see you later.
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1681. - Okay.
- Okay.
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1682. - Okay.
- Bye.
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1683. Hey, Dr. Lou. Where are you going?
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1684. Don't be a wiseass, David.
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1685. What?
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1686. Hey, you okay. Sarah, what's up?
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1687. Everyone just mind their own business.
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1688. God, what the hell is up with him?
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1689. "Better luck next year"?
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1690. But we won the division.
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1691. Hey.
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1692. You got to get over here right now!
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1693. Quinn, hold on, slow down.
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1694. Oh, my God.
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1695. Are you seeing this?
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1696. I just don't understand
how this is even possible.
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1697. How do we not remember this?
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1698. But we could fix this, right?
We could fix this.
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1699. I mean, we have the means, right?
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1700. This is what we should be
doing in the first place,
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1701. not partying.
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1702. Hey. Guys, what's the emergency?
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1703. David, look at this.
There was a plane crash, David.
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1704. Seventy-seven people
on board a flight from London to Madrid.
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1705. It happened five days ago.
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1706. Jesus.
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1707. So, why are you guys
watching a plane crash?
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1708. Because I think it's our fault.
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1709. Why would a plane crash be our fault?
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1710. Sarah Nathan's dad was the pilot.
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1711. So what?
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1712. Look, whatever we did at Lollapalooza
had some crazy ripple effects.
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1713. Wait, wait. Are you saying
that Lollapalooza caused a plane crash?
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1714. Because that sounds crazy, dude.
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1715. Look, I'm not crazy, okay.
It's cause and effect.
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1716. Somehow we caused the basketball
team to not make the playoffs.
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1717. Our captain, Justin Kelly,
broke his leg on March 1 st, right?
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1718. We all know that never happened.
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1719. Then the basketball team
didn't make the playoffs,
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1720. and that affected the players,
their parents,
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1721. hundreds of people who were
supposed to be at the game.
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1722. And it just kept spreading.
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1723. Sarah Nathan's brother,
he was on the team, right?
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1724. Yeah.
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1725. Her dad was supposed
to be at the game.
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1726. He wasn't supposed
to be flying that night.
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1727. David, look...
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1728. Dude, there's other shit, too.
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1729. Robberies. Fires.
None of this happened before.
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1730. At some point, we're not gonna
be able to track this, David.
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1731. If we don't stop this now,
it could just keep going out of control.
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1732. David, we have to fix this.
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1733. Look, Lollapalooza was a mistake.
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1734. We have to go back and make it so that
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1735. we neverjumped there in the first place.
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1736. - Right.
- No, no, no. We cannot go back.
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1737. - We cannot do that, okay?
- That's the only way.
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1738. - We have to.
- It's gonna undo everything...
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1739. That's the point!
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1740. - We need to undo it!
- We gotta fix this.
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1741. I'm not even buying it.
I don't even think...
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1742. Dude, you were the one
who set the rules!
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1743. You're the one who said that
we had to be all freaking careful!
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1744. I did. We all followed them,
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1745. and kept each other accountable
on every single one!
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1746. I'm not gonna go and play God
with you guys...
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1747. David, you know what?
That is what we're doing!
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1748. I'm gonna get Jessie, we're gonna come
over tonight and we're gonna fix this!
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1749. If you wanna vote on that
'cause that will make you feel better,
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1750. then that's fine,
but that's what we're doing!
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1751. David, we get it, okay?
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1752. None of us will remember Lollapalooza.
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1753. Yeah.
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1754. Hey, Justin, look out!
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1755. I'm calling 911.
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1756. Screw this.
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1757. Oh, shit.
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1758. Guys, I'm here! David, it's me!
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1759. It's April 23rd, 2014.
This is to keep a record.
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1760. I know exactly what to do to fix this.
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1761. Justin broke his leg at Walker's party.
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1762. I'll fix that.
Everything else will fall into place.
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1763. Guys, I'm sorry.
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1764. It's gonna be okay.
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1765. Oh, shit!
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1766. Shit.
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1767. David, what are you doing here?
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1768. What do you mean?
This is where we're supposed to meet.
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1769. You're 15 minutes late.
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1770. No, we said we'd meet
at your house first.
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1771. We had to track the controller.
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1772. Yeah, why didn't you call me?
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1773. We all called you, David.
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1774. - Really?
- The guys are right behind me.
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1775. - Really?
- What did you do to the machine?
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1776. You know, I'm just making
some modifications.
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1777. Modifications? Why?
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1778. We did a full systems check yesterday.
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1779. Can I talk to you for a second?
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1780. - What's on that?
- Just...
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1781. Oh, God, man.
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1782. Can you just be my friend for a second?
I have to ask you.
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1783. Of course I'm your friend.
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1784. You know, like, the plane crash in Spain
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1785. and the basketball team
and the fires in Brazil.
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1786. It's not your fault.
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1787. We've been over this, okay.
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1788. No, no, no, no.
You're not listening to me.
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1789. It's not your fault.
It's not your fault. It's my fault.
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1790. I went back alone.
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1791. There...
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1792. - Alone?
- Yeah.
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1793. Why would you everjump alone, David?
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1794. David...
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1795. it's not important.
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1796. But where did you jump to?
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1797. It doesn't matter. It's done.
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1798. Stop it! Stop it.
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1799. We don't have to undo everything, okay.
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1800. We just have to make sure Justin
doesn't break his leg at Walker's party.
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1801. We can fix it, man!
You gotta trust me. I can fix it.
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1802. You can fix it? By yourself?
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1803. Yeah, you broke the pact once
and now you're gonna do it again?
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1804. - You're coming clean.
- No. I can't.
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1805. - Why not?
- Because...
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1806. Why, David?
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1807. Because I'll lose her, man.
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1808. I'm sorry, David.
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1809. But you have to come clean.
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1810. Guys!
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1811. Guys, let's go!
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1812. Come on!
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1813. No, no, no, no. David, don't go!
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1814. I'm sorry, Adam! I would never do
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1815. - anything to hurt you guys!
- David!
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1816. You won't even remember
this happened!
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1817. Hot girls don't stay at parties long.
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1818. They go to, like, multiple ones.
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1819. Table, table, table!
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1820. Again, again!
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1821. - Hey!
- Oh, shit!
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1822. David! What the hell
are you doing to my car?
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1823. Three, two, one.
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1824. The lights went out.
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1825. Sorry, excuse me!
Coming through! Excuse me!
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1826. Justin, look out!
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1827. Oh, shit.
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1828. You saved me, bro.
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1829. David, you're awesome.
You're like a superhero.
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1830. - Excuse me.
- That was so awesome.
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1831. - Right here, man. That was badass.
- Excuse me.
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1832. You have two new messages.
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1833. Hey, babe, sorry I missed you.
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1834. I'll see you later tonight. Miss you.
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1835. David, are you coming?
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1836. We gotta go.
We have to be there by 5:00.
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1837. Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. One second.
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1838. What the hell's she talking about?
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1839. Are you gonna go in?
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1840. Yeah.
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1841. Quinn, thank God.
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1842. Hey. You all right? You look like shit.
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1843. I'm fine, I'm fine.
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1844. Adam.
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1845. We don't have much time.
Visiting hours are almost up.
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1846. Did he say anything?
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1847. What are you talking about?
He can't speak.
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1848. He barely knows where he is.
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1849. Yeah, I... I know that.
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1850. Did they find anything else out?
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1851. Nothing. Just that it happened
after the basketball game.
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1852. Oh, shit.
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1853. So they don't know what happened.
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1854. No, they don't know anything,
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1855. but, I mean, look, it's fine.
We'll just, you know,
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1856. figure out when the last time
he was safe was and just,
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1857. you know, go back.
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1858. He was fine in school this morning.
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1859. What're you talking about?
That was yesterday.
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1860. He's been here since last night.
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1861. David, why don't you know this?
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1862. I do know, I'm just...
My fucking head, man.
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1863. Look, we gotta do something.
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1864. Okay, I'll get Jessie,
we'll come over tonight.
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1865. No, no, I'll get Jessie, okay?
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1866. Forget it, just come to my house.
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1867. - When?
- I don't know, just tonight.
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1868. - What does that mean?
- I'll call you
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1869. when I'm in touch with her, okay?
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1870. Something is wrong here.
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1871. It's going to be okay.
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1872. It's gonna be okay. It's gonna...
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1873. David!
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1874. David! David, where are you going?
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1875. - Chris, just stay here.
- I don't have a ride!
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1876. - I'm coming back!
- Hey!
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1877. Okay, Adam.
When is the last time you were safe?
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1878. Effects of Lollapalooza.
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1879. That's Justin.
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1880. That's a different day.
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1881. Doesn't connect to anything at all.
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1882. Plane crash had nothing to do with it.
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1883. Adam.
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1884. The basketball game. Robberies.
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1885. Adam...
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1886. Tuesday, 7:00 p.m.
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1887. Everything should be all right.
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1888. Oh, shit.
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1889. Tuesday.
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1890. David, what are you doing?
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1891. No, Jessie!
Don't come in here! Stay back!
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1892. - Please!
- Where are you going?
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1893. Don't come in the warp! No!
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1894. David!
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1895. Shit.
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1896. David, when are we?
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1897. It's Tuesday. Adam's still okay.
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1898. I can make it
so he never ends up in the hospital.
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1899. What about everyone else?
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1900. What happened to
"nobody jumps alone"?
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1901. I know!
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1902. I'm sorry for yelling at you.
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1903. I just keep thinking I can go back
and I can fix it myself.
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1904. I don't have to worry
about anybody else.
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1905. You keep thinking?
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1906. What do you mean?
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1907. How many times
have you done this before?
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1908. David, how many times
have you done this before?
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1909. I'm sorry.
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1910. Wait, where are you going? David!
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1911. - David!
- Jess!
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1912. You have to stop talking. You're being
too loud. People are gonna hear you.
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1913. I don't care if people can hear me!
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1914. You have to tell me.
What did you change?
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1915. Lollapalooza.
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1916. Wha...
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1917. "Before the world ends..."
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1918. - That's why you and I...
- No, Jess. Listen.
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1919. Listen to me.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
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1920. After everything, you're just a liar.
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1921. Jess, I understand how this could feel...
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1922. You have no idea how this feels!
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1923. You played me!
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1924. Like I was just some idiot
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1925. that would just fall for your trick
or something!
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1926. Stop it.
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1927. There was no other way
I could have got you.
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1928. You didn't care that it was dangerous?
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1929. That all of your friends could be hurt?
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1930. We had this real connection.
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1931. I knew it, and I just went back
and I wanted another chance,
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1932. and I... I was the person
that I should have been.
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1933. How do I know that
you're telling me the truth?
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1934. That's who I should have been.
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1935. How do I know that
this hasn't already happened before?
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1936. Twice before? How do I know that?
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1937. No.
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1938. Jesus, David.
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1939. I mean, did you ever stop
to think that maybe
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1940. I've liked you since
the first time I met you?
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1941. No, I didn't.
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1942. Well, you know what I would have done?
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1943. If I was as smart as you,
if I could have built a time machine?
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1944. What?
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1945. I would have used it
so I could go back and meet you sooner.
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1946. Jess.
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1947. David.
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1948. Jessie.
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1949. I love you.
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1950. Guys, I'm here! David, it's me!
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1951. Shit! You gotta let go. You gotta let go.
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1952. David, it's me.
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1953. David, it's me. David, it's me.
David, it's me.
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1954. Jess, no!
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1955. Jessie!
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1956. Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.
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1957. Jess!
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1958. Oh, God, please. No, no, no. Shit!
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1959. Oh, my God, no! I can save you.
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1960. Please, please. Come on. Come on.
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1961. Jess, I got you.
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1962. Shit! There's gotta be
more hydrogen in here!
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1963. David, it's Quinn! Open up!
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1964. Yo, dude, Jessie's missing
and no one can find her. Is she here?
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1965. I screwed up. I screwed up.
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1966. I wasn't trying to hurt Jessie, I swear.
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1967. I was just trying to keep Adam
from getting in this accident.
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1968. Dude, Adam's fine.
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1969. Adam's not in the hospital?
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1970. Jesus! How many times
have you jumped?
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1971. It doesn't even matter anymore.
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1972. The timelines, you know,
they can, like, crisscross.
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1973. I just need to get more hydrogen.
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1974. I'm going back to the beginning.
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1975. Why would you need
to go back that far?
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1976. Because that's the only way to
stop all this from happening!
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1977. I need to stop this machine
from ever being built, Quinn.
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1978. David, think about what you're saying!
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1979. The machine has given us everything!
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1980. We can't just get rid of it!
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1981. It's bigger than just us!
Don't you see that?
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1982. - I'm going.
- You are not thinking clearly!
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1983. We can't go back to
the way things were before!
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1984. Quinn, don't you get it?
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1985. The only way to fix this
is to destroy everything.
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1986. Dude, people know who we are.
I've never had that.
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1987. Quinn, I need you to trust me, okay?
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1988. This is the Atlanta Police Department.
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1989. - Open up, please.
- Quinn.
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1990. Okay.
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1991. We're looking for David Raskin.
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1992. Just be careful, dude.
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1993. Open up, please.
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1994. You guys go to the back.
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1995. If anybody finds this,
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1996. I want you to know I didn't
mean to hurt anybody
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1997. and I didn't kidnap anyone.
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1998. I was just...
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1999. I just wanted a second chance.
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2000. My name is David Raskin.
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2001. And I built a time machine.
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2002. Police Department!
Break down the door.
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2003. Oh, shit. Come on! Come on!
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2004. There he is! Stop him!
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2005. David Raskin, Atlanta PD!
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2006. Oh, shit!
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2007. I see him! David, stop!
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2008. Get on the ground, David!
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2009. The suspect was last seen
headed towards the school.
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2010. You guys take the front.
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2011. Stevens, come with me
around the back. Let's move!
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2012. Take the other side. Let's go.
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2013. Oh, shit!
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2014. Suspect inside.
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2015. Kick down the door.
Kick down the door. Go!
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2016. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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2017. So you take my keys
and you disappear forever.
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2018. I need to go back to the beginning.
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2019. The timelines crisscross...
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2020. Ten years total.
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2021. You look just like him.
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2022. - I won't be gone long.
- Promise?
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2023. You think you'll go back to save him?
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2024. Save him?
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2025. Guys, I'm so sorry.
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2026. Christina.
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2027. Sweetie, I have to go. I have to go.
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2028. What are you doing in my house?
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2029. David?
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2030. Hi, Dad.
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2031. You figured it out.
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2032. Yeah.
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2033. I don't...
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2034. I've got so many questions.
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2035. We can't.
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2036. I can't.
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2037. We were wrong.
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2038. There are no second chances.
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2039. Are you okay?
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2040. I'm going to be okay.
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2041. Hey, Dad. Dad, are you down there?
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2042. I think it's time for you
to say goodbye to your son.
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2043. I'm proud of you.
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2044. Who were you talking to, Dad?
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2045. Just a friend.
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2046. He's here to fix something.
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2047. Where are you going? it's my birthday.
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2048. You caught me, pal.
You know I wouldn't be leaving
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2049. unless it was real important.
I won't be gone long.
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2050. Promise?
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2051. Of course I promise.
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2052. I'll tell you what. Why don't you...
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2053. - Time me.
- Time me.
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2054. You guys ready for this?
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2055. What is this?
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2056. Did you just check out my ass?
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2057. Yeah.
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2058. It's yesterday!
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2059. This song goes out to Jessie Pierce.
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2060. He is pretty smart, huh?
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2061. Stay out of my perfume.
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2062. I'd go back and meet you sooner.
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2063. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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2064. I love you.
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2065. What are you, sulking?
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2066. God! You scared the shit out of me.
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2067. I'm not sulking.
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2068. Why are you up here?
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2069. It's dumb. You know,
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2070. there's this one last scholarship
where I have to
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2071. submit a proposal for an experiment
and I thought
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2072. maybe if I got it,
Mom wouldn't have to sell the house.
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2073. Dad must have a million ideas
lying around up here.
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2074. I don't know, Chris.
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2075. I mean, I thought there'd
be something up here.
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2076. I can't find anything I can use.
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2077. Hey, what is this?
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2078. When did we get a video camera?
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2079. It's right here. This is Dad's old camera.
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2080. Did Dad have two old cameras?
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2081. I don't know. Yeah. I guess.
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2082. They both say "Property of Ben Raskin."
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2083. Yeah, let me see.
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2084. Weird. Do they work?
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2085. Yeah, it's playing.
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2086. When did we get a video camera?
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2087. That's Dad's old camera.
Remember that?
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2088. Yeah. Hey, look, it still works.
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2089. I mean, what the hell
is he supposed to say to her?
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2090. He can't just walk up to her
and be like...
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2091. Would you just be quiet?
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2092. Are you trying to
communicate with me...
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2093. Telepathically.
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2094. How did you know I was gonna say that?
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2095. This is gonna sound crazy,
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2096. but I think we're about
to change the world.
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