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Come to the right.
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Come on.
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7. Hi, my name is...
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the MIT Physics Fellowship.
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12. Um...
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17. - What if I walk at you like...
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19. Hi. My name is David Raskin.
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like, four notches, Seacrest.
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21. - What?
- Come on!
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on the computer.
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manipulate this craft
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47. - Whoo! Ta-da!
- Yes!
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48. All right, let's take this thing
to its max altitude!
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Grab the computer.
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while the operator is moving.
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151, David. 170!
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of about 250 feet.
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61. Everyone you know
is standing right here!
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63. Guys, it's not responding!
It's not responding.
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66. Guys, run!
Which way do I go?
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67. - Which way?
- Go! Quinn, run!
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68. Oh, shit!
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was a complete success.
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70. Thank you for your consideration, MIT.
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I will do it later, I promise.
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74. Checking for the letter, day 37.
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but it's really...
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Come on!
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David, go show her.
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to put that laundry away.
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- No, Mom...
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I want you to know whatever happens...
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93. - David...
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committee, we're delighted
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96. - "to inform you...
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98. "to the MIT class of 2018."
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99. - Congratulations!
- Yay!
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100. Yo, Adam,
she didn't get into anything.
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101. We're celebrating, right?
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102. You know, your father
would be so proud of you.
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106. "We've reviewed your request
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107. "and we're pleased to award you
$5,000 in financial aid."
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the other $40,000?
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110. Mom, how are you gonna afford that?
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111. Look, dude, let me see that.
Please, turn that off.
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113. Perfect little tree trunks.
Those legs are like...
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114. Good job, David.
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115. - Sorry to hear about MIT.
- Yes, sir.
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116. I also didn't
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117. Also didn't sprout wings and fly.
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118. Still a few scholarships left, David.
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119. I'll look into those, sir.
Thank you.
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120. Yo, just pretend it's not me.
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121. If you could say one thing to MIT,
what would it be?
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122. Um, this is stupid.
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123. Wrong answer, dude.
You know what?
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124. - Maybe you don't want to go.
- I do wanna go.
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125. Dude, I think these nuggets
were frozen before Obama was elected.
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Prove that you wanna go.
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127. How am I gonna prove
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128. How about for a free ride,
every day, your mom shows up
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129. and publicly hands you
your fungal medication?
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130. Only if your mom does the application.
You know what I mean?
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131. - Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah.
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132. What if MIT was like,
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133. "Go up to Sarah Nathan
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134. Why would MIT want me
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135. Because MIT
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136. I take risks. I'm a risk taker.
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137. Yeah. Name one risk you took.
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138. - Right now.
- Exactly.
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139. That's not... That's too big.
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140. This is what I'm saying, dude,
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141. if I had your brain and bone structure,
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142. I would be unstoppable.
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143. I mean, aren't you sick
of having sex with your hand?
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144. - What?
- I'm sorry.
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145. He sniffs Sharpies.
You drug addict.
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146. You totally are stupid, dude.
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147. Hey, look. Hey, hey, dude, check this out.
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148. Bam.
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149. - Oh, hey, that's cool.
- Right?
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150. Well, you see, that's my problem.
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151. I can't get the Uls to interact.
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152. Oh, you got to put
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162. Chris, come on!
Coming!
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164. you're gonna have
so much free time now.
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166. - David wants to take you out!
- You're such an idiot.
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167. - Dude, I'm hooking you up.
- Shut up, Quinn.
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You know, you wouldn't...
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170. - Why do you drive this car?
- So embarrassing.
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Just move that piece of shit!
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Give me that Leatherman, please.
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180. You're confusing my car
with an airplane, but, uh...
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I'll take a look at your car.
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Oh, shit.
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189. Oh, my God.
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191. This doesn't make any sense.
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195. I can't let you sell this house, Mom.
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198. it's too late for that, David.
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199. You tried to get a scholarship.
It didn't work.
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201. David. Come on.
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208. it is what it is, David.
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225. Huh.
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- Wow. Yeah.
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- Check it out.
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that's the last thing
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- Fuck.
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- Light the last three.
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- Here we go.
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- Light the last three.
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I got to show Quinn and Adam.
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261. I still think it's
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- So right...
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- Right as this lady walks by.
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- No, no, no.
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Did you guys just see that?
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270. and it was the funniest thing
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275. Ready, go.
Play. I'm ready, I'm ready.
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Look in the mirror.
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- Holy shit.
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It's my dad's.
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Lollapalooza was so sick.
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296. I am so jealous.
God, why did I have to miss that?
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He's just watching a tape of kids.
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- You don't know...
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you found aliens at your party, too.
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305. - Maybe.
- Look!
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The ballerina thing.
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Oh, uh...
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Everybody, take out your keys.
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- Are you serious?
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You're like a hot chick!
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317. This is what you need to do.
Go over there
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319. Throw it at her and be like,
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320. I'm sorry.
Have you seen David with girls?
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- Yeah.
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Then somebody crosses frame.
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That's perfect. Don't move.
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Quinn!
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where it's coming from.
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Uh...
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Leave the lights on!
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Oh!
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Try this.
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- Right here, right here.
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No, you open it.
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It's your dad's.
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Chris, Chris, come here.
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tried teleportation.
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Eastern Power and Electric.
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- Is this it?
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accelerator navigation drive?
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This is some sort of a machine, guys.
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like the theory of relativity.
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437. Engine pressure ratio.
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438. Course deviation indicator?
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439. Longitudinal static stability?
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440. Hydraulic interface module.
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441. Oh, wait, here we go.
Project Almanac.
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442. ID number 453-Delta-71?
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443. "Temporal relocation prototype"?
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444. Temporal relocation?
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445. That's... That's impossible.
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446. Any time you guys
want to speak English
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447. - so that I can follow.
- Temporal relocation.
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448. What does that mean?
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449. It means time travel.
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450. I mean, that's what that means.
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451. What?
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452. Holy shit!
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453. So you're telling me Dad left
a time machine in the basement?
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454. Well... I mean, I guess technically,
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455. he left blueprints, but, uh...
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456. - Still...
- Slow down for one second, okay.
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457. Let's just all take a beat here.
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458. DARPA designed this.
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459. So it could actually be real, right?
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460. it's possible.
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461. We should try to build it.
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462. You guys, my dad messed around
with a bunch of junk down here.
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463. Why would he hide junk then?
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464. It's in a fricking case in the ground?
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465. Even if it wasn't junk...
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466. Dude, he must have left this for you.
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467. Okay, I know you'd like to think that
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468. my dad left me a time machine,
okay, but...
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469. I think this glass thing is,
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470. like, the heart of the machine.
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471. It runs everything.
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472. David.
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473. Just for a second think about it.
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474. You guys are...
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475. You guys are crazy.
We can't build
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476. a time machine in my basement.
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477. I mean, did you see the tape
at your seventh birthday?
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478. I mean, I think we already did build it.
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479. - Shit.
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480. Hello.
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481. Sweetie, I got to go.
I got to go. I'm sorry.
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482. Who were you talking to, Dad?
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483. He's just a friend, David.
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484. He's here to fix something.
I won't be gone long.
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485. Promise?
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486. Of course, I promise.
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487. Here.
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488. - Time me.
- Ooh.
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489. it is February 18th, 2014.
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490. My brother has officially lost his mind.
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491. He genuinely believes
he is building a time machine.
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492. Extension cords,
fuses, relays, power cables.
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493. It's cool you hang out with us.
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494. You guys
are my ride home, Adam.
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495. What happened to your pants?
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496. Sarah Nathan
is a backstabbing bitch.
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497. Okay, so I've got
five 1,000-volt DC couplers,
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498. four 70-ohm resistors,
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499. but I just can't find any, uh, capacitors.
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500. - Did you check by the couplers?
- What do I look like, an idiot?
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501. Well, you are
trying to build a time machine, David.
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502. We're just trying to turn on
this glass box, okay.
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503. Yeah, yeah, totally.
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504. Hey, um, excuse me, sir,
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505. but where is your time machine section?
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506. Sorry. Nobody likes her.
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507. We can all agree on something, right?
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508. I mean, you have to kill Hitler.
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509. That's like Time Travel 101.
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510. Naturally, but none
of us even speak German, so...
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511. That's why God
invented Google Translator, David.
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512. - Exactly.
- They didn't have Wi-Fi in 1939.
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513. These are all
the batteries we could afford.
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514. Well, the guys who
built the Hubble Telescope
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515. started out building it in their garage
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516. with parts from Home Depot.
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517. - Oh, what time was their curfew?
- What are you doing here?
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518. Just getting a record
of you burning down the house.
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519. What are you doing?
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520. I used to kind of watch Dad
do a lot of this stuff.
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521. This is called stripping wire.
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522. Hey, Quinn, isn't your mom a stripper?
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523. Shut up, dude.
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524. Hey, put the camera down?
I want to teach you.
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525. All right, I think we're all set.
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526. Christina, you
may wanna stand back.
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527. We're pumping about
400 volts into this puppy.
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528. So, uh, what,
you plug those things together
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529. and we're gonna go
back to the Stone Age?
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530. No. If we can't turn
the glass circuit on,
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531. there's no point in building
the rest of the machine.
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532. L... I only have one. Sorry, guys.
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533. Let's hit it.
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534. What's happening?
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535. it's supposed to...
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536. I'm not seeing anything.
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537. - Holy shit.
- Oh, crap.
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538. Are you okay?
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539. - What does that even...
- Give me the camera.
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540. Give me the camera.
Look at yourself. Your hair.
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541. - What is it? What?
- Your hair.
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542. - On your head.
- Touch your head!
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543. Oh, my God.
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544. Wow.
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545. Guys, guys, guys!
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546. What the shit?
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547. What's going on?
What's it doing?
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548. ls anybody else seeing this?
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549. It's creating electromagnetic energy!
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550. Whoa!
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551. - Whoa!
- Oh, shit!
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552. What the...
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553. it's in my mouth! Dude! Dude!
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554. All the batteries are fried.
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555. This battery flew up and almost hit me.
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556. - Dude, it did hit me.
- Film everything.
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557. From now on, film everything.
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558. I've literally never seen
any inputs like this before.
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559. I mean, it must be a prototype.
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560. Let me see it.
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561. It's DARPA. They have access
to more technology than we do.
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562. Intentional obsolescence.
You've got to love it.
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563. Oh, wow. This is...
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564. We need a graphics processor.
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565. Where the hell do we get one of those?
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566. You owe me a new Xbox, dude.
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567. Okay, you know what, guys?
Just don't talk to me for a while.
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568. When you love something,
Quinn, you have to set it free.
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569. This isn't a joke to me, Christina, okay?
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570. This is my life here.
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571. Right there, right there.
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572. Wow. What the hell is that?
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573. Uh, some kind of navigation program.
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574. I think we can control
the time machine with this.
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575. Okay, so, you're telling me
that thing can run the whole machine?
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576. I thought it called for
a boatload of computers.
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577. No, this was 12 years ago
my dad made the schematics.
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578. They didn't have the technology.
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579. Trust me, welcome to 2014.
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580. This thing is strong enough
to send a rocket to the moon.
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581. You enter the time here,
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582. and you just press
the red button and boom.
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583. - We're Doctor Who.
- Who's Doctor Who?
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584. Dude, I am sorry for every
mean thing I've ever said to you.
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585. - Really?
- Yeah.
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586. - Mean thing today. What he said today.
- Oh, yeah, today.
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587. So, how much longer
is this gonna take?
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588. Chris, it's not some
high school textbook, okay.
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589. This is highly classified schematics.
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590. It could take a day, take weeks.
We don't know.
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591. It goes back six weeks, but
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592. we have to split the power
for the return trip,
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593. so it's three weeks in the past,
three weeks back.
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594. If we go further than that,
we're basically stuck there.
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595. What?
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596. We're stuck in the past forever!
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597. Why?
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598. If we go more than three weeks...
I'll tell you later!
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599. Goddang it!
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600. Oh, shit, my Xbox
is all tricked out.
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601. That looks good.
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602. That's insane.
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603. You finish with those couplers yet?
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604. Yeah, almost.
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605. Whoa, what the hell, man?
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606. Wait. Are you...
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607. These two wires right here?
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608. What do I do with this screwdriver?
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609. Here we go. There it is.
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610. That's it!
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611. Uh, I think I finally
got this thing dialed in.
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612. This looks good, David.
You need this for something?
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613. - I feel like you might need this.
- No, I don't need that.
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614. Hey, guys, are we in position?
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615. Wait, let me get my helmet.
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616. Relax, the switch is cold.
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617. - I thought you just said it was cold!
- It's off!
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618. That is not cold!
Do you know what "cold" means?
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619. - Do you feel the power?
- Guys, guys, guys!
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620. What the...
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621. How is this happening?
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622. I don't know.
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623. Is it all the electromagnetic energy?
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624. Oh. Then explain this. Come here, Chris.
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625. Holy shit.
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626. - Oh, my God. Look at that!
- Oh, shit.
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627. What the...
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628. Guys!
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629. Holy shit, are you guys seeing this?
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630. Does it hurt? What's it like?
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631. What's my hand doing?
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632. David, the battery's overheating!
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633. Are you okay?
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634. Yeah. That was... That was awesome.
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635. These batteries are dead. It didn't work.
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636. Guys?
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637. Does this seem familiar to you?
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638. Oh, my God.
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639. Okay, so I was wrong.
That's definitely you.
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640. I mean, you guys, we're, uh,
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641. close.
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642. We still need hydrogen.
Without it, we're done.
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643. - What do you mean done?
- Without hydrogen, no fusion.
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644. Without fusion, there's no time travel.
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645. Well, how much will it cost?
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646. It's not a matter of cost.
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647. I mean, you need
a permit just to buy it, so...
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648. Oh!
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649. You guys, I got an idea.
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650. Cut the camera.
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651. I can't believe we're doing this.
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652. Wait, wait.
There's a security guard.
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653. Hey, Argo, you realize
we're not taking hostages, right?
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654. - What, you didn't bring yours?
- What?
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655. Can we get expelled for this?
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656. Obviously.
Shit.
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657. Let's go.
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658. Go, go, go.
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659. We're clear.
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660. Yo, what's the code?
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661. One, three, four, five.
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662. Come on, hurry.
Wait, is it...
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663. it's pi. Duh.
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664. Put it, put it, put it.
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665. - Yes! Lights.
- Go, go, go, go!
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666. Someone get the lights.
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667. Lights, lights.
Go, go, go!
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668. Guys, it's probably
locked in one of these, okay?
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669. Wait up. David, David.
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670. David, too far,
too far, come back.
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671. Yes!
Nice.
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672. God, I'm strong.
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673. - Hey, get one of those crates!
- Yeah.
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674. Yo, how much do we need?
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675. We'll take them all.
Get the bag.
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676. We might not get another shot.
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677. Here, I got two crates.
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678. Yo, I can't carry all that.
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679. Careful, it's hydrogen!
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680. Got it. Let's get out of here.
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681. - Whoa!
- Oh, come on.
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682. You frickin' idiot.
Shut up!
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683. Come on!
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684. You got the camera?
Yeah, got it.
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685. Come on, come on, come on.
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686. You first.
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687. Hey, does anyone want to take like...
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688. I don't know, like a five-minute break?
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689. It looks like Walker's having a party.
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690. Guys, it works.
The hydrogen fits.
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691. Chris, get in position.
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692. What's with the watches?
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693. Okay, so if this works,
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694. when the red one comes back,
it'll be 60 seconds
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695. behind the black one.
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696. Here you go.
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697. This is Project... Oh, yeah.
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698. This is Project Almanac.
Experiment one, trial one.
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699. Temporal distance, 60 seconds.
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700. In English, please?
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701. Uh, it means we're going
to send your crappy toy
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702. a minute back into the past.
All right, you guys ready?
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703. Quinn. Are you going to set this?
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704. - Oh, shit.
- One job, he has one job.
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705. - GoPro, set.
- Come on, come on, come on.
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706. All right, we're good.
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707. Three, two...
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708. Wait, let me put my goggles on.
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709. Chris, come on,
be present, focus.
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710. One second.
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711. You good?
I'm good.
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712. Three, two, one.
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713. What the hell?
Just give it a second.
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714. Do it again, just do it again, man. Go on.
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715. Three, two, one.
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716. What the hell, Adam?
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717. Just give me a second.
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718. What did you do?
Nothing.
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719. Oh, shit.
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720. - All right.
- It's working!
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721. The power's holding!
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722. What's going on?
Come on, come on!
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723. Oh, shit!
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724. Come on!
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725. What the hell?
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726. No, no, no, no.
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727. - They're fried.
- Really?
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728. You guys, we haven't
had a night off in weeks.
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729. Why don't we just, you know,
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730. take it off and check out the party.
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731. Then how the hell
are we supposed to do this?
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732. This thing just keeps
eating through batteries, man.
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733. We need a really strong power source.
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734. Something that can
recharge itself as it puts out power.
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735. it's nickel-metal hydride.
Oh, my God, how did I not...
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736. Oh, for sure. What did he say?
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737. What the hell is he doing?
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738. Beats me.
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739. Why is he getting Jessie Pierce
to park in our driveway?
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740. Right there's good.
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741. Whoa! Jessie Pierce drives?
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742. I assumed she just, like,
appeared out of thin air,
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743. like most mythological creatures.
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744. You guys coming to the party?
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745. - Yeah. We just gotta get changed.
- Uh-huh.
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746. - Stay out of my perfume.
- Jessie, come on.
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747. I'm gonna need
every jumper cable you can find.
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748. We're going to use her battery.
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749. I got them.
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750. - Christina.
- Here you go.
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751. What's so special
about this hybrid battery?
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752. Its negative electrode uses
a hydrogen-absorbing alloy...
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753. Okay, you know what?
Forget I asked.
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754. - Connecting now!
- Wait!
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755. - Dude!
- That was awesome.
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756. Hey, what's the hell's
taking you guys so long?
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757. Well, maybe, you know,
if Adam wasn't trying to kill me,
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758. then it might go a little faster.
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759. - Stop laughing, it's not funny! Come on!
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760. We're good.
Let's go, let's go! Come on!
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761. Quick! Adam, clean off the table.
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762. How long do we have?
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763. I don't know.
Chris, how long do girls stay at parties?
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764. Well, dude,
hot girls don't stay at parties long.
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765. They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.
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766. - What do you know about that?
- Is this gonna work?
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767. I don't know, there's a good chance
we're gonna blow up her car.
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768. - Chris, give me a hand. Here.
- What?
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769. Look, I want you to make sure
this connection is stable.
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770. So we just go, right, David?
Yeah! it's cool.
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771. GoPro set.
Wait, let me get my helmet.
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772. - Coordinates set, 60 seconds.
- Come on, come on.
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773. Let me get my goggles!
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774. Oh, shit, it doesn't reach.
Guys, table, table, table!
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775. Okay, one, two, three, push.
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776. Again, again!
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777. One, two, three, push.
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778. - Whoa!
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779. Everybody, back, back, back.
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780. Look at the camera!
Look at the camera!
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781. Let me get my camera!
I gotta get it!
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782. Let me get my camera!
Hold on one second!
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783. Chris, come on!
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784. Chris, hurry up!
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785. Aw. Jeez, that was loud.
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786. Oh, my God.
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787. David, let me in!
David, open the door!
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788. Oh, shit, guys! it's Jessie.
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789. Do not let her in!
She can't handle this, honestly!
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790. David, what the hell? Wh...
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791. What is going on?
What are you doing?
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792. Jessie, get down!
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793. Why? What are you guys doing?
Oh, my God.
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794. Project Almanac.
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795. Experiment one, trial two.
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796. Get that, get that, get that!
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797. - What is all this?
- Get this! Get this!
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798. Get down!
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799. Oh, my God, the lights went out.
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800. Are you guys okay?
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801. Yeah. Are you?
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802. You okay?
Yeah.
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803. That scared me.
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804. Good idea.
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805. Oh, God. Oh, God.
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806. What the hell?
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807. Wait, disconnecting.
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808. Grab the camera.
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809. Where's the...
Guys, where's the Corvette?
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810. it was supposed
to be here, one minute behind.
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811. What the hell did you guys do?
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812. I can't believe
the Corvette's not there.
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813. This doesn't make any sense.
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814. Ow, ow!
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815. Chris, are you sure you're okay?
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816. Yeah, I'm okay.
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817. Oh, shit.
Hey, guys, I found it!
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818. No way.
Oh, my God.
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819. What?
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820. It's fused to the fricking wall!
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821. - No way.
- Are you guys seeing this?
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822. Yo, stopwatch.
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823. My God!
It went back two hours. David?
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824. - Two hours?
- That's what it says.
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825. What's on the GoPro?
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826. Clean off the table.
How long do we have?
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827. I don't know.
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828. It was there the whole time.
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829. Well, dude,
hot girls don't stay at parties long.
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830. They go to multiple ones,
like five or six a night.
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831. What do you know about that?
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832. I can't even comprehend this right now.
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833. it works.
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834. We sent something back in time.
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835. Chris...
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836. - Hey.
- Hey. You okay?
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837. Uh, yeah. I just...
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838. I don't really understand
what just happened.
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839. Well...
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840. We just built a time machine.
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841. - We built a time machine.
- We built a time machine.
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842. Smoke! Shit! The cables!
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843. - Get the fire extinguisher!
- Oh, my God. My car!
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844. So, what's with the backpack?
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845. I'm reducing the width of frame
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846. so the machine can fit inside
a 22-by-14-inch backpack.
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847. So we could
just walk around with it?
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848. - It'd only weigh 8 pounds.
- The whole thing?
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849. Goldberg!
It's time for your presentation.
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850. Did that guy
just say "presentation"?
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851. - All right, everybody, settle down.
- Quinn, you didn't study?
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852. No, I didn't study.
I've been building a time machine.
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853. Let's get this over with.
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854. - You're up first.
- Yeah, I know.
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855. Name the first 10 elements
of the periodic table.
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856. All right, so, um,
I was thinking we should
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857. start off small. I was making a list.
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858. - Uh, bacteria, to send through.
- Yeah.
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859. I can grab something
from Dr. Lou's class.
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860. He actually really likes me.
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861. Yesterday I was at Petco with my mom.
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862. And they have, like,
dozens of those little white mice,
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863. and you could just send those back.
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864. Think about it.
If you were a mouse, you'd be like,
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865. "Damn, I'm time traveling right now!"
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866. Guys, I'm serious.
We need to keep this quiet.
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867. Okay, Jessie saw me staring at her.
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868. That's real smooth...
Real smooth, David, perfect.
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869. Guys, can you please not just
all look at her? Guys, stop!
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870. Hey, guys!
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871. - Smooth, guys. Nice.
- Is she coming over?
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872. David, game face,
put your game face on.
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873. I haven't got a game face.
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874. Somebody say something.
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875. Okay,
thank you for letting us use your battery.
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876. Yeah, no problem.
What are you going to do with it?
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877. Well, we're gonna test it.
We're gonna...
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878. But I thought
you already tested it.
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879. Yeah, yeah, but we haven't tested
on a living organism.
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880. So now you're going to
test it on people, right?
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881. No!
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882. Bacteria first.
Or puppies.
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883. - We need to start...
- Puppies?
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884. You've been to Petco, right?
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885. You've seen all the white mice?
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886. Quinn, enough with the Petco.
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887. We have to take this step by step.
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888. Be very conscious of what we're doing.
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889. Right, but shouldn't
the next step be, like,
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890. testing it on us?
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891. It's not... You know, this is not a toy.
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892. We need to take it step by step...
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893. I'm not
saying it's a toy, but like...
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894. I mean, there's a lot
of things we have to think about...
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895. Hey, what is that?
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896. - What is this?
- What? My keys?
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897. Oh, my God.
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898. What's wrong with my keys?
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899. They're just really cool.
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900. You're kidding, right?
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901. - Hello?
- Sorry.
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902. I don't...
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903. - This isn't fake, right?
- No.
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904. No, it's real.
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905. it doesn't make any sense.
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906. You guys film everything, huh?
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907. I think, um, we have to go with
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908. another inanimate object
and then move our way to...
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909. No.
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910. You know, plants and...
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911. - Come on.
- Come on, what?
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912. You're watching this video
and you're gonna send
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913. another inanimate object through?
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914. it'll be very
potentially dangerous.
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915. But you know that you can do this.
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916. What are you waiting for?
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917. if we increase the power
to the glass circuit,
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918. the diameter of the warp
could expand to 9 feet,
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919. which may fit all five of us.
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920. Graphics processor dialed in.
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921. Am I gonna get electrocuted?
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922. Setting the machine
to 24 hours back.
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923. That's how far we'll push it.
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924. David, I'm getting scared.
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925. Running system diagnostic test.
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926. All systems check.
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927. Guys,
turning machine to standby mode.
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928. We're ready to go.
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929. Dad, I'm not sure what you were
doing down here
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930. or why you were doing it,
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931. but this is for you.
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932. Full disclosure, guys.
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933. There's a slight chance that
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934. oxygen and nitrogen naturally
found in the air could catalyze.
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935. What does that mean?
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936. We could explode.
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937. Here. Set the GoPro up over there,
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938. so we can get a, you know,
wide shot of the environment.
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939. Okay.
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940. We need to move away from the car,
away from the trees,
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941. and everything, right.
Get some clearance.
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942. Remember, the warp has
a 10-foot diameter, so...
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943. - Yeah.
- Where should we go?
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944. I think, um, yeah, right here?
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945. Are you recording?
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946. No, the red light means
something else entirely.
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947. Okay.
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948. To reiterate,
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949. because of the catalyzation
of the oxygen in our lungs,
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950. do not hold your breath.
You got that?
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951. Yeah.
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952. Because of the high level of impact,
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953. - keep your body loose, right?
- Yeah.
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954. And because of UV light,
keep your eyes closed.
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955. Yeah.
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956. Okay, is anyone else, like,
shitting their pants right now?
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957. - Or is it...
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958. Guys, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm completely terrified.
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959. But I'm the one who's on the tape.
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960. So if you guys
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961. don't want to come, I understand. Okay?
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962. I'm in. If you're going, I am.
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963. I'm in, too.
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964. I'm with the group.
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965. I've done every boring thing
with you since first grade.
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966. Of course I'm coming.
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967. All right.
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968. Let's step in.
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969. Wait, like right now?
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970. It's all right. It's okay.
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971. We're going to be okay.
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972. We're gonna be okay.
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973. Chris, come on, you need to get closer.
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974. Okay.
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975. All right, you guys ready for this?
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976. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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977. Get in closer!
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978. Guys! Guys! Look!
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979. Holy shit! Get down!
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980. God, it's burning.
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981. David, your ears.
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982. Guys?
Guys, I can't hear anything.
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983. Guys? I can't hear!
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984. Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
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985. You can? Okay.
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986. Holy shit!
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987. You okay?
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988. - Where's Adam?
- Yeah, where's Adam?
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989. Where's Adam?
Adam!
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990. What the hell?
What the hell?
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991. - My God, please tell me you got that.
- Are you all right?
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992. Please tell me you got all that.
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993. You all right, buddy?
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994. I'm okay.
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995. We're okay.
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996. - Did it work?
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997. Where's the car?
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998. Well, if it worked, it's not gonna be here
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999. until we drive it here tomorrow.
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1000. Look at this. Look.
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1001. Holy shit.
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1002. David, we need
to see if this really worked.
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1003. Wait, I got an idea. Yeah,
I got a sick idea. Come on.
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1004. Shh.
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1005. - My neighbor's dog is a beast.
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1006. - Why are we going in your house?
- Just trust me.
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1007. Seriously, this is what we're doing?
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1008. My mom's asleep, just don't wake her.
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1009. I want to see if this works.
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1010. Have you guys ever
seen the movie Looper?
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1011. No.
God, I love that movie.
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1012. What are we doing?
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1013. - What are we doing here?
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1014. It's sick, right?
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1015. - Watch this, watch this.
- No, no, no...
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1016. Shh. Stop!
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1017. You guys! Shh.
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1018. Oh, my God.
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1019. Get that. Get that.
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1020. Oh, my God, this is cool.
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1021. This is sick.
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1022. Oh, my God, he's waking up!
Guys, guys, guys...
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1023. What? What?
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1024. - What?
- What?
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1025. - What? What?
- What? What?
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1026. What? What?
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1027. Oh, my God, what's happening?
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1028. We've got to get him out of here!
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1029. - Quinn, stop looking!
- Go!
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1030. it was a crazy feedback loop.
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1031. - Look at me, are you okay?
- I'm all right. Okay.
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1032. Quinn,
you disappeared for a second.
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1033. I think we should get out of here.
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1034. Yeah, we should
get out of here. Let's go!
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1035. We did it! We really did it!
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1036. It's yesterday!
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1037. it's yesterday!
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1038. It's yesterday!
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1039. - Whoo!
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1040. Oh, shit!
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1041. Run!
I'm trying!
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1042. Run, run!
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1043. Shit, it's coming!
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1044. David, take us back!
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1045. David, hit the button!
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1046. David, get us back!
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1047. Come on! Get close!
Get close to me now!
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1048. Oh, my God, we're alive.
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1049. Adam. Oh, shit.
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1050. Are you all right?
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1051. Are you kidding?
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1052. Holy shit! Holy shit!
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1053. - Guys?
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1054. I don't think we're alone.
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1055. Hey.
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1056. Hey, puppy.
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1057. Hey.
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1058. He's drooling all over me.
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1059. I know, he's drooling on me,
too, man.
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1060. Move him over there.
He's on my side...
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1061. Guys, why am I in the trunk?
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1062. Quinn,
stop pushing him on my side.
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1063. Sit, sit, sit.
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1064. Guys... Guys, check it out.
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1065. These flyers definitely
weren't here before we jumped.
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1066. Huh.
There's so many of them.
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1067. That's weird.
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1068. Do you think
we changed things?
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1069. What does it say?
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1070. it says, uh, "Lost Dog."
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1071. Guys, we changed reality.
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1072. Holy shit.
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1073. - Oh.
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1074. David, come on.
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1075. Oh.
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1076. Well, I told you we wouldn't die.
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1077. Yeah.
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1078. L, uh...
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1079. No, I got my wallet.
Never mind. I thought it was...
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1080. Thought it was on my side of the car?
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1081. No, I was just checking my backpack.
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1082. Thank you for the ride.
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1083. - You're welcome, David.
- I'll see you, uh... See you at school.
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1084. Dude, how have you
never seen Timecop?
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1085. Quit saying that like it's a bad thing.
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1086. Look, you're missing the point.
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1087. You can't go back and give yourself
information about the future.
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1088. Dude, wrong. That's the entire
purpose of time traveling.
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1089. Here, just look at Terminators
one through four.
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1090. My dad...
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1091. He's a genius.
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1092. He's an absolute genius.
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1093. Dude, you could actually, like,
go back and meet him now.
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1094. - We can do anything.
- We can meet anyone.
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1095. Literally.
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1096. You guys, we invented
freaking time travel!
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1097. Why don't we sell this thing to Richard
Branson for, like, a zillion dollars?
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1098. We didn't invent anything, first of all.
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1099. We just put it together with the directions
that we had over there, so...
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1100. You make it sound like we got it at IKEA.
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1101. Okay, we can't sell it.
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1102. No chance.
We don't even know what it is.
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1103. We don't even know what it can do yet.
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1104. Okay, well, look,
I mean, he's right,
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1105. but we could beat the stock market,
or win the Powerball.
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1106. Stock market, Powerball.
It's not about money.
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1107. We could do whatever we want.
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1108. Imagine the possibilities.
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1109. It's like a second chance machine.
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1110. We know.
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1111. Okay, so we need to learn how to use it.
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1112. How hard is it
to learn how to time travel?
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1113. Obviously, very, man.
You almost short-circuited last night.
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1114. Dude, you were disappearing.
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1115. We gotta have rules.
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1116. - Okay.
- Yeah?
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1117. - Yes. So what are they?
- What are the rules then?
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1118. First rule, no jumping alone.
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1119. We always have to jump
all together every time.
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1120. - That makes sense.
- Yes?
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1121. What else?
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1122. Well, we could film
all of ourjumps,
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1123. so that if we mess something up,
we know what we did wrong.
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1124. - That's a good idea.
- That's a great idea.
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1125. And we have to keep it a secret. Right?
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1126. So no Twitter, no Facebook,
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1127. - none of that stuff.
- Absolutely.
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1128. We should have code names.
Like safe words.
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1129. You know, from now on,
I want to be called Obsidian One.
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1130. I'm definitely
not taking part in any of that.
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1131. Whatever.
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1132. So what do you guys
wanna do with the machine?
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1133. I want to see Biggie and Tupac live.
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1134. You know what? I wanna go
to the original Star Wars premiere.
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1135. That's not bad.
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1136. Dude, that is so freaking awesome!
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1137. Guys, guys, I wanna go back
and meet Einstein, okay,
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1138. but this machine only goes
back three weeks. All right?
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1139. So we have to take it slow.
Keep testing it.
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1140. But there's still things we can change.
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1141. Well, I just failed my Chem report.
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1142. And I don't really wanna
repeat 12th grade,
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1143. I'd probably go change that.
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1144. I wouldn't mind being captain
of the baseball team.
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1145. No.
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1146. What do you mean, no?
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1147. It's not a magic wand,
it's just kinda a time machine.
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1148. Cool, thanks, man.
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1149. Okay, right there, you guys.
You're broke.
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1150. You're getting bullied.
I'm failing high school.
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1151. You know, let's take
this thing out for a spin.
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1152. Cheers to that.
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1153. Here's to taking it out for a spin.
Hell yeah!
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1154. Let's take it for a spin. Baseball...
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1155. There, that's it. I think we got it.
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1156. Okay, David,
so my Chem report was eight days ago.
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1157. That's pretty secure.
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1158. Here, let me fix your strap.
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1159. Thanks.
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1160. Looks good.
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1161. Looks good.
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1162. Experiment four, "Bait and Switch."
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1163. Chris, are you already in class?
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1164. I forgot my gym clothes.
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1165. He's coming, he's coming.
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1166. Okay, I see him.
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1167. Chris, go stop him
before he gets to Chemistry.
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1168. Hey, Quinn, hey, what's up?
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1169. Um, Lou's sick, class is canceled.
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1170. There's no sub?
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1171. What are you, Sherlock Holmes?
No, there's no sub.
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1172. - Sweet.
- You're good, don't worry about it.
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1173. We're good, we're good.
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1174. Okay.
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1175. Awesome job, Chris.
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1176. - Did it work?
- Yeah.
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1177. What a douche.
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1178. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
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1179. Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen.
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1180. Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
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1181. You're overreacting.
We're just friends.
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1182. Quinny, listen.
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1183. Relax, relax, relax.
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1184. Quinn Goldberg.
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1185. All right, everybody, settle down.
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1186. Goldberg! Let's get this over with.
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1187. Let's dance, Lou!
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1188. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
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1189. Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.
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1190. Atomic weight of Fluorine?
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1191. Atomic weight, what?
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1192. Do you know it or not?
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1193. You didn't ask that last time!
So why would I know that?
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1194. Last time?
What the hell are you talking about?
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1195. Goldberg, this is about comprehension,
not memorization.
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1196. See you after class.
Okay, let that be a lesson.
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1197. - Comprehension.
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1198. Who doesn't know
the atomic weight of fluorine?
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1199. Why did he ask him that?
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1200. Okay, so fluorine is 15.2.
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1201. Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
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1202. You're overreacting.
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1203. Okay, 24.03.
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1204. All right, you ready?
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1205. All right, settle down, everybody.
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1206. Goldberg! Let's get this over with.
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1207. My thoughts exactly.
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1208. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium,
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1209. Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen,
Oxygen, Fluorine.
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1210. - Fluorine.
- Yeah, Fluorine.
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1211. Great, keep going.
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1212. Neon, Sodium, uh, Magnesium,
Aluminum, Silicon.
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1213. What's the classification of silicon?
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1214. Silicon, are you kidding?
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1215. Goldberg, this is about com...
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1216. Comprehension,
not memorization, I know.
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1217. You're kidding.
We have to do this again?
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1218. This is hell. This is what hell is like.
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1219. I made flashcards this time.
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1220. I know everything
backwards and forwards.
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1221. Then why are you texting him
at 3:00 in the morning?
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1222. You're overreacting. He's just a friend.
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1223. But she'll be screwing Ryan in a week.
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1224. - Trust me.
- Hey, guys, look out!
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1225. Shit, it's us.
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1226. Did you just check out my ass?
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1227. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I did. Um...
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1228. Quinn, even Chris knows it by now.
This is ridiculous.
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1229. Okay, okay. I'm gonna
Groundhog Day this bitch.
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1230. All right, everybody, settle down.
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1231. Goldberg! Let's...
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1232. Get this over with!
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1233. Hydrogen, Helium, Lithium,
Beryllium, Boron,
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1234. Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen,
Fluorine, Neon, Sodium.
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1235. What's the atomic weight of...
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1236. Sodium, 22.98.
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1237. What's silicon's classification?
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1238. Silicon's classification is semi-metallic.
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1239. And its electron configuration is
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1240. Ne,
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1241. 3s23p2.
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1242. And its atomic number is 14!
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1243. Boom, Lou! That just happened!
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1244. That's mine. Quinn Goldberg, pleasure.
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1245. What was that?
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1246. Finally.
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1247. Finally.
Thank God.
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1248. - Perfect.
- What's next?
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1249. Anybody?
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1250. Well, I'm being
bullied in high school
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1251. and I want to stand up for myself.
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1252. Nice.
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1253. Beat up Sarah Nathan. Got it.
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1254. Let's do it.
Chick fight. I love it. Let's do it.
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1255. Experiment 14, payback time.
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1256. God, Christina. Walk much?
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1257. Hi, Justin.
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1258. You got this, Chris.
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1259. You got this, Chris.
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1260. I got this. I got this.
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1261. - But you were just...
- I'm everywhere, bitch.
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1262. Chris, you're a beast!
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1263. You're a frickin' beast!
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1264. Experiment 15,
saving our house.
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1265. You think it's gonna work?
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1266. I don't know.
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1267. Youkilis with the 1-0 count.
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1268. Line drive to right field.
Cano scores. Yanks up, 6-2.
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1269. down the right field line. Cano scores.
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1270. Guys, what's taking so long?
You think there's
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1271. - something wrong in there?
- I don't know.
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1272. Do you think we can go to jail
for cheating on the lottery?
Copy !req
1273. You guys know
what we're doing isn't illegal, right?
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1274. Hey, chill. I always wanted
to be a getaway driver.
Copy !req
1275. Go, go, go, go!
Jessie, start the engine!
Copy !req
1276. - Start the engine!
- I got it, guys! I got it!
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1277. - Go! Go!
- I'm going!
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1278. This is gonna be so frigging awesome!
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1279. We'll never have to worry
about money ever again.
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1280. We're gonna be so rich, I'm gonna hire
Kim Kardashian to have my baby.
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1281. "Winner's Parking"!
Copy !req
1282. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
1283. Put it there. Put it right there.
Copy !req
1284. - This is worth so much money.
- I respect you for that.
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1285. After taxes, that's $53,876,522.
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1286. Want to bet me $100,000
that you're right?
Copy !req
1287. I'll bet you $200,000 I'm exact.
Copy !req
1288. All right, wait here. I'll go check.
Copy !req
1289. - She's checking?
- She's checking.
Copy !req
1290. She's checking.
Copy !req
1291. Congratulations. You're winners.
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1292. Me personally,
I'm gonna take it easy at first.
Copy !req
1293. You know, I'm gonna get
a yacht, a few Ferraris,
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1294. you know, then see what happens,
go from there.
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1295. Okay, you guys do know
that $1.8 million after taxes
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1296. isn't enough for what you want to do?
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1297. You should save it, pay for college.
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1298. I'm sorry, I thought you just said 1.8?
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1299. It was 53 million,
876 thousand, and, uh...
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1300. After taxes.
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1301. You guys only got
five out of six numbers.
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1302. - Why did you put 44?
- Are you kidding me?
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1303. Because that's what you put down.
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1304. That is not what I put down.
I put a... That is a nine.
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1305. That's 49, Adam.
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1306. - Are you blind?
- How is that a nine?
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1307. You have to go back and do it again!
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1308. I am not winning the lottery twice!
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1309. Smile, guys, come on.
This is great.
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1310. It's a million dollars, guys.
Are you freaking kidding me?
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1311. Wait, what?
No, you have to use that for school.
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1312. No, no.
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1313. There was plenty more. Please.
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1314. Oh, my God.
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1315. Okay. Mom...
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1316. - Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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1317. I love you.
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1318. Make yourself useful.
What the hell?
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1319. - Whoo!
- Hey, welcome to Maserati.
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1320. - Can I help you?
- Wassup, bro?
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1321. What's a guy got to do to get
a test drive around here?
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1322. Well, I'd love to, but this is
a big boy's car.
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1323. You see, I was either going to buy
one of these or 17 Toyota Corollas.
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1324. - Whoo!
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1325. Oh, shoot, is that my xenon difluoride?
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1326. Is that a sex doll?
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1327. No, it's an insanely powerful battery.
Oh, my God.
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1328. Bet right now.
Next person who scores, 10 grand.
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1329. - Get in there!
- Damn it.
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1330. - Pay up.
- This game is stupid.
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1331. I wanna hear
my money being counted.
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1332. One hundred, 200, 300, 400...
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1333. David, come on.
Come hang out with us.
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1334. Yeah. Look,
I'll be there in one second.
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1335. I just wanna tweak something
with the auxiliary output, okay?
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1336. David,
you're allowed to take a break.
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1337. Hi.
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1338. So, what do you think of David?
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1339. Chris, it's your brother.
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1340. Don't worry, he can't hear us.
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1341. He is pretty smart, huh?
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1342. Experiment 16.
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1343. Attempting to extend the time differential
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1344. between two and four years
with minimal voltage input.
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1345. David? You're still down here?
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1346. - Jess. Hey.
- Hey.
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1347. Sorry, I think I left my English folder.
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1348. Yes, you did. It's right there.
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1349. Thank you.
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1350. Is there something wrong
with the machine?
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1351. No, I'm trying to figure out
how to make it go back even further.
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1352. - You know what I mean?
- Can you?
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1353. I think so.
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1354. I've been running some tests on a new
battery source, uh, xenon difluoride.
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1355. You just made that up, right?
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1356. - No.
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1357. How far back could we go
if you got it to work?
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1358. Ten years?
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1359. Ten years. Seriously?
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1360. Yeah. Ten years.
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1361. Sorry. When you said "time machine,"
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1362. I thought dinosaurs,
or at least Woodstock.
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1363. Why do you always do that?
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1364. - The watch thing.
- Oh!
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1365. I don't know. It's like
a nervous habit or something.
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1366. - Oh.
- Yeah.
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1367. Are you saying I make you nervous?
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1368. No.
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1369. L, uh...
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1370. So where did you get it?
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1371. - What?
- The watch.
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1372. Oh. Uh, my dad
gave it to me before he died.
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1373. I was like... On my seventh birthday.
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1374. - Your seventh birthday, right?
- Yeah.
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1375. You look just like him.
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1376. Really?
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1377. - Handsome.
- Thank you.
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1378. So how did he, um...
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1379. it was a car crash.
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1380. He left my party. Um, had some kind
of urgent call or something.
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1381. I don't even really know.
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1382. To be honest with you,
I don't know the whole story.
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1383. You think you'll go back to save him?
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1384. That's what I'm trying to do.
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1385. If I can just get the machine
to go back that far.
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1386. Maybe I'm the mastermind.
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1387. Did you ever think about that?
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1388. I mean, you're pretty smart.
You're pretty smart.
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1389. I'm just saying, like, you know,
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1390. clearly something's missing.
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1391. And now you have my keys
and now you have me, so...
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1392. Wait. What do you mean, I have you?
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1393. Well, you know, I'm like...
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1394. I'm part of the group now, right?
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1395. What's outside?
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1396. Oh, my God!
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1397. I'd usually make a joke,
but this is awesome.
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1398. Dude, Quinn is insane!
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1399. David! What up, dude?
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1400. He's crazy!
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1401. I got Mexican food!
I got Cuban, fusion, lndian,
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1402. all sorts of different flavors!
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1403. Adam! Adam! Where's mine?
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1404. Here, Chris.
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1405. Way to go, Finn! Finn! Whoo!
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1406. Did she just call you Finn?
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1407. - Finn?
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1408. All right. Finn, Finn, Finn!
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1409. Finn!
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1410. Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
Finn! Finn! Finn! Finn!
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1411. This is the best day of my life!
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1412. Uh, sixth period,
under the bleachers, okay?
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1413. Meet me there.
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1414. Yeah, maybe if I'm done
having sex with all these girls.
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1415. And in his effort
to avert the British
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1416. from recognizing the Confederacy,
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1417. he subjugated what?
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1418. He...
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1419. He subjugated the what?
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1420. The...
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1421. - Yeah, David?
- Can I use the bathroom?
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1422. Yeah.
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1423. So...
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1424. He subjugated the what?
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1425. He subjugated the what of the...
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1426. Hmm?
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1427. He subjugated...
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1428. He just texted me, I swear. Hey.
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1429. Yo, what's wrong with your face?
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1430. - What?
- You're smiling, like huge.
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1431. What are we doing here, David?
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1432. - Yeah. What are we doing here?
it's a surprise.
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1433. - I like surprises. Shut up!
- No one cares what you like.
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1434. I should be in trig, David.
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1435. I know, I know. Don't worry,
we'll just be gone one minute.
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1436. All right, guys.
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1437. Who wants to push this thing
back three months?
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1438. How? The machine can't do that.
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1439. Trust me. Just brace harder than before.
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1440. This feels different.
Are you sure this is okay?
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1441. Guys, yo, yo, yo!
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1442. I know it's not Woodstock
or anything, but...
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1443. it'll do!
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1444. - It'll do.
- Yes!
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1445. All right, sweet.
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1446. Can I have your number?
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1447. Whoo!
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1448. Dude, I'm supposed
to be in gym right now!
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1449. I'm never going home!
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1450. Oh, here. The schedule.
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1451. We're not gonna see gangsta rap
over Vampire Weekend. That's dumb.
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1452. - You guys, wait, you guys. Guys.
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1453. We don't have to argue.
This already happened.
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1454. It's all on lnstagram.
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1455. I know what was sick
and what wasn't. Dude, look.
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1456. All right, let's go do it.
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1457. Adam! Adam, hey,
will you hold the camera?
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1458. Oh, my God.
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1459. I love time travel.
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1460. - Right here.
- What?
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1461. - How did you get these?
- Dude, are those VIP?
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1462. Yeah, three months
after the show,
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1463. - five bucks on eBay.
- Oh, my God!
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1464. Dude, David!
What can we do with these?
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1465. Anything.
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1466. Oh, my God.
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1467. David, you're the man!
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1468. We're backstage right now.
We are backstage right now.
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1469. I can't believe you did this.
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1470. I got a surprise coming.
I got a surprise for her.
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1471. Listen, listen.
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1472. This song goes
out to Jessie Pierce.
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1473. Dude, that was sick!
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1474. Okay, okay. You guys, I've got an idea.
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1475. Just do what I do, okay? Follow me!
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1476. Hey, how are you?
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1477. - No way.
- Bend your knees.
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1478. Just bounce.
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1479. Like this or something?
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1480. Loosen up a little bit.
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1481. Just, like do this,
and you'll look like a cool guy.
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1482. He's dancing!
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1483. Is that good?
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1484. Yeah!
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1485. Whoo!
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1486. Whoo!
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1487. Whoo!
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1488. - That's my boy! That's my boy!
- I'm number one!
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1489. That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.
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1490. I can't believe it.
Thank you so much for taking us.
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1491. She's really cool, David.
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1492. - Who?
- Jessie, the girl you've been
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1493. - freaking spying on for five minutes.
- What?
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1494. Where'd you go?
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1495. Whoo!
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1496. Ahh!
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1497. Oh! Hey.
Hi.
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1498. - This is awesome.
- Yeah.
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1499. Thank you very much.
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1500. Best friends, man.
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1501. My best friends.
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1502. Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.
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1503. Hey. How's it going?
Hey!
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1504. This is harder than it looks, huh?
To write something.
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1505. What would you do?
Um...
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1506. "Before the world ends,
I want to dance the night away."
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1507. That's pretty dumb actually.
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1508. Hey, I wrote that one.
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1509. I mean, it's okay.
It's not that dumb. I just...
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1510. - David, I'm messing with you.
- Oh.
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1511. Oh. This is a good one.
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1512. "Before the world ends,
I have to run naked
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1513. - "through the streets."
- Hmm.
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1514. Are you picturing me naked now?
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1515. No.
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1516. Really? Not even a little?
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1517. Some. A whole lot.
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1518. I don't know...
What's the right answer?
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1519. You'll never know. Oh!
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1520. Sorry, dude!
No problem.
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1521. Check it out!
"Before the world ends,
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1522. "I have to time travel."
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1523. "Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."
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1524. Two for two.
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1525. "Before the world ends,
I have to tell those bitches off"?
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1526. Oh, yeah, my sister probably wrote that.
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1527. - I think she did.
- Don't mind her. She has a bad attitude.
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1528. I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?
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1529. I think we're just getting started.
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1530. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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1531. Probably not the worst thing
you could wish for, right?
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1532. No.
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1533. Probably better than owning
your own monkey or something.
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1534. Probably, yeah.
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1535. "Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
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1536. Yeah, that's a good one, too.
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1537. Totally. I heard it's really fun.
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1538. - I'm going to go grab a water.
- Oh, okay.
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1539. Yeah, all right. You know what,
I'll be right here. I'll wait.
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1540. Oh, my God.
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1541. The world is ending.
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1542. - How'd it go?
- What?
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1543. With Jessie.
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1544. What with Jessie?
We were just talking!
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1545. Seriously, David?
She left the door wide open.
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1546. No, no, she didn't.
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1547. She never even...
What are you guys talking about?
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1548. It's okay. It's all right, man.
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1549. Let's have fun.
Let's just have fun. It's all right.
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1550. I'm burning up. We gotta go. Okay?
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1551. I mean, we gotta go.
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1552. I'm gonna get some water.
We gotta go soon!
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1553. What happened to your shirt?
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1554. We were there for nine hours!
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1555. But we were only gone for 41 seconds!
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1556. Dr. Lou still thinks
I'm on my bathroom break!
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1557. - Oh, my God!
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1558. Oh, my God! That was the best!
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1559. Best day of my life!
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1560. That was the most fun
I've ever had in my entire life!
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1561. I love you.
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1562. Yeah!
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1563. Whoo!
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1564. - David?
- What?
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1565. You're not gonna believe it.
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1566. What are you talking about?
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1567. Just go, come on. You'll see.
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1568. Hey, Mom, so how was work today?
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1569. It's been a long day, sweetheart.
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1570. What?
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1571. When did she get a job?
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1572. Literally, check this out...
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1573. - 4,000 likes.
- Let me see.
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1574. 4,000. Yeah, I have 18,000
lnstagram followers.
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1575. Texts from 20 different girls, half, like,
"Quinn, oh, my God, please call me."
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1576. - Show me the texts.
- Dude, I swear to God, I'll show you.
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1577. What up? So I talked to you-know-who.
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1578. Got one for you, one for Adam,
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1579. one for me and one for Andre.
You're down, right?
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1580. Uh, yeah, totally down.
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1581. Good. Wear your black skirt.
You look hot in that.
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1582. You and Sarah Nathan
are hanging out? What's that about?
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1583. Dude, literally no idea, but since
we got back, she's been acting batshit,
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1584. like we're best friends or something.
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1585. I don't know what happened.
It's insane.
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1586. Have you guys seen Jess?
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1587. Uh, yeah, but you know what?
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1588. I think she just said
that she's really busy or something.
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1589. I wouldn't read too much into it.
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1590. I'm kicking your butt.
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1591. - Three, two, one.
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1592. - You're kidding me.
- I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
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1593. Whatever, I quit.
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1594. I'm inherently good at video games.
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1595. All right, who's next?
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1596. Hey, you don't want to play?
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1597. No, I'm kind of tired.
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1598. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1599. Taking off?
Yep.
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1600. Okay, cool, cool. Look, uh...
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1601. Hey, can I... Can I talk to you
forjust one second?
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1602. Yeah, sure.
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1603. Um...
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1604. Did we have some kind of,
like a moment?
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1605. Wasn't that a moment
the other day at the wall, and...
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1606. I don't know.
I mean, it was a really fun day.
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1607. It was cool, right?
And when you said that one thing,
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1608. and I kind of...
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1609. I don't know, there were so many people
around, I wasn't really thinking.
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1610. I didn't expect you...
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1611. I didn't expect someone
like you to really say that to me.
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1612. What do you mean,
someone like me?
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1613. You're like, fun, and you go out
to parties and, like, hang out
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1614. and all that kind of crazy stuff.
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1615. That's it.
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1616. I mean, you don't care
about that important shit.
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1617. You just have fun.
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1618. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
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1619. No, no, I know what you meant.
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1620. It's fine.
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1621. Whatever moment you thought,
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1622. you know, happened,
you should probably
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1623. just forget about it, I think.
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1624. Okay.
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1625. Some things just aren't
meant to be, you know?
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1626. You don't have to film everything, Chris.
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1627. You wanna play some foosball?
No.
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1628. That was so much fun.
This is the best day ever.
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1629. I can't believe it.
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1630. "... I have to run naked
through the streets."
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1631. Hmm.
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1632. Are you picturing me naked now?
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1633. - No.
- Oh!
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1634. Sorry, dude!
No problem.
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1635. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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1636. "Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
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1637. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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1638. "... I have to fall in love."
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1639. "... love."... love."... love."
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1640. "Before the world ends,
I wanna go skydiving."
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1641. Yeah, that's a good one, too.
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1642. Totally. I heard it's really fun.
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1643. I'm gonna go grab a water.
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1644. You know what,
I'll be right here. I'll wait.
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1645. Dude, I love this band.
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1646. Oh, look, there's David.
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1647. Oh, my God,
he's actually gonna go for it.
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1648. A little more difficult
than it looks, huh?
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1649. Yeah.
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1650. "Before the world ends,
I have to dance all night."
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1651. - Hmm.
- Pretty dumb.
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1652. Hey, I wrote that.
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1653. No, you didn't.
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1654. - No, I didn't.
- Oh.
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1655. "Before the world ends,
I have to run naked through the streets."
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1656. You're trying to get me
to think of you naked, aren't you?
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1657. Oh.
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1658. Nice catch.
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1659. Check it out! "Before the world ends,
I have to time travel."
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1660. "Before the world ends,
I have to win the lottery."
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1661. Two for two.
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1662. I think we've almost crossed
everything off this list, huh?
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1663. I think we're just getting started.
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1664. "Before the world ends..."
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1665. "... I have to fall in love."
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1666. - Is that what you were gonna...
- Yes.
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1667. Probably not the worst thing to wish for...
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1668. All right, David,
what did you change?
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1669. What have you changed?
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1670. Hi, Jessie.
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1671. Hey, Jessie.
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1672. What you up to?
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1673. What's... What's poppin'?
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1674. Just call her.
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1675. Hello.
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1676. What are you doing?
What are you filming?
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1677. Is everything okay?
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1678. - Are you poking me?
- Huh?
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1679. By the way, I told my dad
I was sleeping at Jennie's.
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1680. Are you taking your towel off?
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1681. Should I not take my towel off?
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1682. You should. You absolutely should.
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1683. What's wrong with you?
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1684. Oh, my God, did we have sex?
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1685. - Yes.
- Was it good? Was I good?
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1686. Yes.
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1687. Wow. So I saw you naked and...
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1688. - Are you kidding?
- Well, I guess I did, 'cause we had sex.
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1689. - That's true.
- Can I see?
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1690. - You wanna... Okay.
- I want to see.
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1691. Hmm.
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1692. Happy Friday.
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1693. I have to sneak out soon.
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1694. I only have Thursday's clothes.
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1695. David, stop it.
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1696. Whatcha doing?
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1697. I'm waking up, thank you very much.
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1698. - You look amazing.
- David, please.
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1699. Stop it. David.
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1700. Let me see this.
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1701. Oh. Good morning, David.
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1702. Stop.
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1703. Camera shy, huh, David?
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1704. You seem a little camera shy.
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1705. You know what, let's get rid of this thing.
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1706. Flight 437
has apparently crashed...
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1707. Good morning, Raskin house.
Chris, you look gorgeous.
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1708. Christina, please put that laundry away.
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1709. I don't wanna tell you again.
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1710. Can you see the stain on here?
'Cause I got two job interviews
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1711. today and I really need to look good.
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1712. - Interviews?
- Yeah.
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1713. Sweetie, you okay?
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1714. Yeah. Mom, you look beautiful.
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1715. Oh, thanks. Bye.
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1716. What's up with you?
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1717. What's up with you?
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1718. I can't believe how good I'm getting
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1719. - at sneaking past your mom.
- Yeah.
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1720. By the way, my dad, who never
loves anyone, loves you. Somehow.
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1721. He thinks it's really, really adorable
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1722. every time you talk about science
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1723. and all the projects that you used to do.
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1724. It's kind of amazing.
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1725. Enough, please.
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1726. Aw, Chris.
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1727. Please have mercy on me.
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1728. What's up, Patrick?
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1729. Dude, the other night was dope!
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1730. Come on.
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1731. God, what is up with you, David?
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1732. Are we still on for tonight?
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1733. Yeah. Yes, what time?
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1734. Why are you acting so weird?
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1735. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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1736. - David, are you okay?
- Yeah, um...
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1737. I forgot my...
I forgot my notebook in class.
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1738. Okay. I'll see you later.
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1739. - Okay.
- Okay.
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1740. - Okay.
- Bye.
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1741. Hey, Dr. Lou. Where are you going?
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1742. Don't be a wiseass, David.
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1743. What?
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1744. Hey, you okay. Sarah, what's up?
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1745. Everyone just mind their own business.
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1746. God, what the hell
is up with him?
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1747. "Better luck next year"?
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1748. - But we won the division.
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1749. Hey.
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1750. You got to get over here right now!
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1751. Quinn, hold on, slow down.
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1752. Oh, my God.
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1753. Are you seeing this?
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1754. I just don't understand
how this is even possible.
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1755. How do we not remember this?
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1756. But we could fix this, right?
We could fix this.
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1757. I mean, we have the means, right?
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1758. This is what we should
be doing in the first place,
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1759. - not partying.
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1760. Hey. Guys, what's the emergency?
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1761. David, look at this.
There was a plane crash, David.
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1762. Seventy-seven people on board a flight
from London to Madrid.
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1763. It happened five days ago.
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1764. Jesus.
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1765. So, why are you guys
watching a plane crash?
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1766. Because I think it's our fault.
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1767. Why would a plane crash be our fault?
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1768. Sarah Nathan's dad was the pilot.
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1769. So what?
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1770. Look, whatever we did at Lollapalooza
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1771. had some crazy ripple effects.
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1772. Wait, wait. Are you saying
that Lollapalooza caused a plane crash?
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1773. Because that sounds crazy, dude.
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1774. Look, I'm not crazy, okay.
It's cause and effect.
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1775. Somehow we caused the basketball
team to not make the playoffs.
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1776. Our captain, Justin Kelly,
broke his leg on March 1 st, right?
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1777. We all know that never happened.
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1778. Then the basketball team
didn't make the playoffs,
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1779. and that affected the players,
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1780. their parents,
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1781. hundreds of people who were
supposed to be at the game.
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1782. And it just kept spreading.
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1783. Sarah Nathan's brother,
he was on the team, right?
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1784. Yeah.
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1785. Her dad was supposed to be
at the game.
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1786. He wasn't supposed to be
flying that night.
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1787. David, look...
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1788. Dude, there's other shit, too.
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1789. Robberies. Fires.
None of this happened before.
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1790. At some point, we're not gonna
be able to track this, David.
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1791. If we don't stop this now,
it could just keep going out of control.
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1792. David, we have to fix this.
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1793. Look,
Lollapalooza was a mistake.
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1794. We have to go back and make it so that
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1795. - we neverjumped there in the first place.
- Right.
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1796. No, no, no. We cannot go back.
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1797. - We cannot do that, okay?
- That's the only way.
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1798. - We have to.
- It's gonna undo everything...
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1799. That's the point!
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1800. - We need to undo it!
- We gotta fix this.
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1801. I'm not even buying it.
I don't even think...
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1802. Dude, you were the one
who set the rules!
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1803. You're the one who said that
we had to be all freaking careful!
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1804. I did. We all followed them,
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1805. and kept each other accountable
on every single one!
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1806. I'm not gonna go and play God
with you guys...
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1807. David, you know what?
That is what we're doing!
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1808. I'm gonna get Jessie, we're gonna come
over tonight and we're gonna fix this!
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1809. If you wanna vote on that
'cause that will make you feel better,
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1810. then that's fine,
but that's what we're doing!
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1811. David, we get it, okay?
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1812. None of us will remember Lollapalooza.
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1813. Yeah.
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1814. Hey, Justin, look out!
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1815. I'm calling 911.
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1816. Screw this.
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1817. Oh, shit.
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1818. Guys, I'm here!
David, it's me!
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1819. it's April 23rd, 2014.
This is to keep a record.
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1820. I know exactly what to do to fix this.
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1821. Justin broke his leg at Walker's party.
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1822. I'll fix that. Everything else
will fall into place.
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1823. Guys, I'm sorry.
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1824. It's gonna be okay.
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1825. Oh, shit!
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1826. Shit. Oh.
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1827. David, what are you doing here?
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1828. What do you mean?
This is where we're supposed to meet.
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1829. You're 15 minutes late.
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1830. No, we said we'd meet
at your house first.
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1831. We had to track the controller.
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1832. Oh, yeah, why didn't you call me?
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1833. We all called you, David.
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1834. - Really?
- The guys are right behind me.
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1835. - Really?
- What did you do to the machine?
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1836. You know, I'm just making
some modifications.
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1837. Modifications? Why?
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1838. We did a full systems check yesterday.
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1839. Can I talk to you for a second?
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1840. - What's on that?
- Just, uh...
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1841. Oh, God, man.
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1842. Can you just be my friend for a second?
I have to ask you.
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1843. Of course I'm your friend.
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1844. You know, like, the plane crash in Spain
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1845. and the basketball team
and the fires in Brazil.
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1846. It's not your fault.
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1847. We've been over this, okay.
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1848. No, no, no, no.
You're not listening to me.
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1849. It's not your fault.
It's not your fault. It's my fault.
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1850. I went back alone.
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1851. There...
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1852. - Alone?
- Yeah.
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1853. Why would you everjump alone, David?
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1854. David...
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1855. it's not important.
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1856. But where did you jump to?
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1857. It doesn't matter. It's done.
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1858. Stop it! Stop it.
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1859. We don't have to undo everything, okay.
Copy !req
1860. We just have to make sure Justin
doesn't break his leg at Walker's party.
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1861. We can fix it, man!
You gotta trust me. I can fix it.
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1862. You can fix it? By yourself?
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1863. Yeah, you broke the pact once
and now you're gonna do it again?
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1864. - You're coming clean.
- No. I can't.
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1865. - Why not?
- Because...
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1866. Why, David?
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1867. Because I'll lose her, man.
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1868. I'm sorry, David.
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1869. But you have to come clean.
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1870. Guys!
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1871. Guys, let's go!
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1872. - Come on!
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1873. No, no, no, no. David, don't go!
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1874. I'm sorry, Adam!
I would never do
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1875. - anything to hurt you guys!
- David!
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1876. You won't even remember
this happened!
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1877. Hot girls don't stay
at parties long.
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1878. - They go to, like, multiple ones.
- Table, table, table!
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1879. Again, again!
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1880. Hey!
Oh, shit!
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1881. David! What the hell
are you doing to my car?
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1882. Three, two, one.
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1883. The lights went out.
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1884. Sorry, excuse me!
Coming through! Excuse me!
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1885. - Justin, look out!
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1886. Oh, shit.
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1887. You saved me, bro.
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1888. David, you're awesome.
You're like a superhero.
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1889. Excuse me.
That was so awesome.
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1890. Right here, man.
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1891. - That was badass.
- Excuse me.
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1892. You have two new messages.
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1893. Hey, babe, sorry I missed you.
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1894. I'll see you later tonight. Miss you.
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1895. David, are you coming?
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1896. We gotta go.
We have to be there by 5:00.
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1897. Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. One second.
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1898. What the hell's she talking about?
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1899. Are you gonna go in?
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1900. Yeah.
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1901. Quinn, thank God.
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1902. Hey. You all right? You look like shit.
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1903. I'm fine, I'm fine.
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1904. - Oh. Adam.
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1905. We don't have much time.
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1906. Visiting hours are almost up.
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1907. Did he say anything?
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1908. What are you talking about?
He can't speak.
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1909. He barely knows where he is.
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1910. Yeah, I... I know that.
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1911. Did they find anything else out?
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1912. Nothing. Just that it happened
after the basketball game.
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1913. Oh, shit.
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1914. So they don't know what happened.
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1915. No, they don't know anything,
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1916. but, I mean, look, it's fine.
We'll just, you know,
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1917. figure out when the last time
he was safe was and just,
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1918. you know, go back.
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1919. Uh... He was fine in school this morning.
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1920. What're you talking about?
That was yesterday.
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1921. He's been here since last night.
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1922. David, why don't you know this?
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1923. I do know, I'm just...
My fucking head, man.
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1924. Look, we gotta do something.
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1925. Okay, I'll get Jessie,
we'll come over tonight.
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1926. No, no, I'll get Jessie, okay?
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1927. Forget it, just come to my house.
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1928. - When?
- I don't know, just tonight.
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1929. - What does that mean?
- I'll call you
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1930. when I'm in touch with her, okay?
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1931. Something is wrong here.
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1932. it's going to be okay.
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1933. It's going to be okay.
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1934. it's gonna be okay. It's gonna...
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1935. David!
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1936. David! David, where are you going?
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1937. - Chris, just stay here.
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1938. I don't have a ride!
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1939. - I'm coming back!
- Hey!
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1940. Okay, Adam.
When is the last time you were safe?
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1941. Effects of Lollapalooza.
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1942. That's Justin.
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1943. That's a different day.
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1944. Doesn't connect to anything at all.
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1945. Plane crash had nothing to do with it.
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1946. Adam.
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1947. The basketball game. Robberies.
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1948. Adam...
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1949. Tuesday, 7:00 p.m.
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1950. Everything should be all right.
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1951. Oh, shit.
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1952. Tuesday.
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1953. David, what are you doing?
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1954. No, Jessie!
Don't come in here! Stay back!
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1955. - Please!
- Where are you going?
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1956. Don't come in the warp! No!
David!
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1957. Shit.
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1958. David, when are we?
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1959. it's Tuesday.
Adam's still okay.
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1960. I can make it so he never
ends up in the hospital.
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1961. What about everyone else?
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1962. What happened to
"nobody jumps alone"?
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1963. I know!
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1964. I'm sorry for yelling at you.
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1965. I just keep thinking
I can go back and I can fix it myself.
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1966. I don't have to worry about anybody else.
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1967. You keep thinking?
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1968. What do you mean?
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1969. How many times
have you done this before?
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1970. David, how many times
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1971. - have you done this before?
- I'm sorry.
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1972. Wait, where are you going? David!
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1973. - David!
- Jess!
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1974. You have to stop talking. You're being
too loud. People are gonna hear you.
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1975. I don't care if people can hear me!
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1976. You have to tell me.
What did you change?
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1977. Lollapalooza.
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1978. Wha...
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1979. "Before the world ends..."
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1980. - That's why you and I...
- No, Jess. Listen.
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1981. Listen to me.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
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1982. After everything, you're just a liar.
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1983. Jess, I understand how this could feel...
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1984. You have no idea how this feels!
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1985. You played me!
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1986. Like I was just some idiot
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1987. that would just fall for your trick
or something!
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1988. Stop it.
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1989. There was no other way
I could have got you.
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1990. You didn't care that it was dangerous?
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1991. That all of your friends could be hurt?
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1992. We had this real connection.
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1993. I knew it, and I just went back
and I wanted another chance,
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1994. and I... I was the person
that I should have been.
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1995. How do I know
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1996. - that you're telling me the truth?
- That's who I should have been.
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1997. How do I know that
this hasn't already happened before?
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1998. Twice before? How do I know that?
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1999. No.
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2000. Jesus, David.
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2001. I mean, did you ever stop
to think that maybe
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2002. I've liked you since
the first time I met you?
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2003. No, I didn't.
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2004. Well, you know what I would have done?
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2005. If I was as smart as you,
if I could have built a time machine?
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2006. What?
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2007. I would have used it
so I could go back and meet you sooner.
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2008. Jess.
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2009. David.
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2010. Jessie.
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2011. I love you.
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2012. Guys, I'm here!
David, it's me!
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2013. Shit! You gotta let go.
You gotta let go.
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2014. David, it's me.
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2015. David, it's me.
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2016. David, it's me. David,
it's me. David, it's me.
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2017. Jess, no!
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2018. Jessie!
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2019. Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.
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2020. Jess!
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2021. Oh, God, please. No, no, no. Shit!
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2022. Oh, my God, no! I can save you.
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2023. Please, please. Come on. Come on.
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2024. Jess, I got you.
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2025. Shit! There's gotta be
more hydrogen in here!
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2026. David, it's Quinn! Open up!
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2027. Yo, dude, Jessie's missing
and no one can find her. Is she here?
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2028. I screwed up. I screwed up.
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2029. I wasn't trying to hurt Jessie, I swear.
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2030. I was just trying to keep Adam
from getting in this accident.
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2031. Dude, Adam's fine.
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2032. Adam's not in the hospital?
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2033. Jesus! How many times
have you jumped?
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2034. It doesn't even matter anymore.
Copy !req
2035. The timelines, you know,
they can, like, crisscross.
Copy !req
2036. I just need to get more hydrogen.
Copy !req
2037. I'm going back to the beginning.
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2038. Why would you need to go back that far?
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2039. Because that's the only way
to stop all this from happening!
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2040. I need to stop this machine
from ever being built, Quinn.
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2041. David, think about what you're saying!
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2042. The machine has given us everything!
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2043. We can't just get rid of it!
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2044. It's bigger than just us!
Don't you see that?
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2045. - I'm going.
- You are not thinking clearly!
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2046. We can't go back to
the way things were before!
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2047. Quinn, don't you get it?
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2048. The only way to fix this
is to destroy everything.
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2049. Dude, people know who we are.
I've never had that.
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2050. Quinn,
I need you to trust me, okay?
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2051. This is
the Atlanta Police Department.
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2052. - Open up, please.
- Quinn.
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2053. Okay.
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2054. We're looking
for David Raskin.
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2055. Just be careful, dude.
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2056. Open up, please.
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2057. You guys go to the back.
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2058. if anybody finds this,
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2059. I want you to know
I didn't mean to hurt anybody
Copy !req
2060. and I didn't kidnap anyone.
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2061. I was just...
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2062. I just wanted a second chance.
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2063. My name is David Raskin.
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2064. And I built a time machine.
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2065. Police Department!
Break down the door.
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2066. Oh, shit. Come on! Come on!
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2067. There he is! Stop him!
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2068. David Raskin, Atlanta PD!
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2069. Oh, shit!
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2070. Oh, shit!
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2071. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
2072. I see him! David, stop!
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2073. Get on the ground, David!
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2074. The suspect was last seen
headed towards the school.
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2075. You guys take the front.
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2076. Stevens, come with me
around the back. Let's move!
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2077. Take the other side. Let's go.
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2078. Oh, shit!
Copy !req
2079. Suspect inside.
Copy !req
2080. Kick down the door.
Kick down the door. Go!
Copy !req
2081. Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
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2082. So you take my keys
and you disappear forever.
Copy !req
2083. I need to go back
to the beginning.
Copy !req
2084. The timelines crisscross...
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2085. - Ten years total.
- You look just like him.
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2086. - I won't be gone long.
- Promise?
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2087. You think you'll go back to save him?
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2088. Save him?
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2089. Guys, I'm so sorry.
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2090. Christina.
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2091. Sweetie, I have to go. I have to go.
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2092. What are you doing in my house?
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2093. David?
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2094. Hi, Dad.
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2095. You figured it out.
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2096. Yeah.
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2097. I don't...
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2098. I've got so many questions.
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2099. We can't.
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2100. I can't.
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2101. We were wrong.
Copy !req
2102. There are no second chances.
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2103. Are you okay?
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2104. I'm going to be okay.
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2105. Hey, Dad.
Dad, are you down there?
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2106. I think it's time for you
to say goodbye to your son.
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2107. I'm proud of you.
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2108. Who were you talking to, Dad?
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2109. Just a friend.
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2110. He's here to fix something.
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2111. Where are you going?
It's my birthday.
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2112. You caught me, pal.
You know I wouldn't be leaving
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2113. unless it was real important.
I won't be gone long.
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2114. Promise?
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2115. Of course I promise.
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2116. I'll tell you what. Uh, why don't you...
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2117. - Time me.
- Time me.
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2118. You guys ready for this?
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2119. What is this?
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2120. Whoo!
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2121. Did you just check out my ass?
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2122. Uh, yeah.
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2123. it's yesterday!
Copy !req
2124. This song goes out
to Jessie Pierce.
Copy !req
2125. He is pretty smart, huh?
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2126. Stay out of my perfume.
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2127. I'd go back and meet you sooner.
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2128. "Before the world ends,
I have to fall in love."
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2129. I love you.
Copy !req
2130. What are you, sulking?
Copy !req
2131. God!
You scared the shit out of me.
Copy !req
2132. I'm not sulking.
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2133. Why are you up here?
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2134. Uh...
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2135. it's dumb. You know,
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2136. there's this one
last scholarship where I have to
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2137. submit a proposal
for an experiment and I thought
Copy !req
2138. maybe if I got it,
Mom wouldn't have to sell the house.
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2139. Huh.
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2140. Dad must have a million ideas
lying around up here.
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2141. I don't know, Chris.
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2142. I mean, I thought there'd be
something up here.
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2143. I can't find anything I can use.
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2144. Hey, what is this?
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2145. When did we get a video camera?
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2146. Oh, it's right here.
This is Dad's old camera.
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2147. Did Dad have two old cameras?
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2148. Uh, I don't know. Yeah. I guess.
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2149. They both say "Property of Ben Raskin."
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2150. Yeah, let me see.
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2151. Weird. Do they work?
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2152. Yeah, it's playing.
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2153. When did we get a video camera?
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2154. Oh, that's Dad's old camera.
Remember that?
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2155. Yeah.
Hey, look, it still works.
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2156. I mean, what the hell
is he supposed to say to her?
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2157. He can't just walk up to her and be like...
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2158. Would you just be quiet?
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2159. Are you trying to communicate with me...
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2160. Telepathically.
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2161. How did you know I was gonna say that?
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2162. This is gonna sound crazy,
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2163. but I think we're
about to change the world.
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