1. Daddy, it's 7:30!
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2. Daddy, it's 7:30.
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3. Daddy, wake up!
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4. Morning, Daddy.
Come on, wake up.
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5. Wake up. Come on, wake up.
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6. There's your coffee, right there.
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7. Oh, where am I?
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8. Here, I want you to drink this.
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9. Then I want you to take a shower.
Then I want you to get dressed.
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10. There are your clothes, right there.
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11. And then I want you to go to see
the woman about the job, okay?
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12. - Today, you promised.
- I know.
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nagging me all the time?
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kind of late lately.
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or anything.
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17. Oh, don't worry about it.
There hasn't been a lot to say.
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18. - Is everything all right with you?
- Yeah.
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19. - Is school good?
- No, but it never is.
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20. - Have you been asked to the prom?
- No.
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21. Not yet.
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22. When was the last time I told you
how beautiful you are?
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23. About yesterday.
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24. - Hey, hey, turn around.
- What?
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25. You know what.
Come here, let me see this outfit.
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- This is it.
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28. Oh, about $15 for the shoes,
secondhand, and I made the rest.
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29. Unbelievable.
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30. I was thinking maybe
that you could do something with this.
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31. - Maybe put some ruffles up here.
- Come on, get up! No, really, I mean it.
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33. Honey, I'm perfectly happy
with what I'm doing.
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with part-time work?
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35. No, that's why I'm getting up.
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36. Okay. I'll make you some breakfast.
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37. I'm up!
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38. - Hi, Blane.
- Hi, Kate. How you doing?
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39. - Fine. How are you?
- Good.
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40. Good morning!
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41. Welcome to another day
of higher education.
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42. Hi, Duckie. How are you?
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43. Not all that bad,
considering I'm in this dump.
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44. You know, this is a really
volcanic ensemble you're wearing.
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45. It's really marvelous.
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46. - Volcanic?
- Well, you know, hot, dangerous.
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47. Are you gonna go to class today?
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48. Well, I don't know
if I'm emotionally ready.
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49. - Oh, go for it. It's virtually painless.
- Excuse me.
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50. - I gotta go, okay? I'll see you at lunch.
- Okay, well, listen,
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and make a couple of reservations.
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52. - You know, two by the window.
- Sure.
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53. Well, no. You don't like to sit in the sun.
Okay, something else.
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54. Listen, may I admire you again today?
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55. Ladies, ladies, listen,
I may be able to work out a deal
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could be pregnant by the holidays.
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57. What do you say?
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saved the capitalist system.
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that the Roosevelt administration
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60. was trying to avoid
excessive governmental power
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Mr. Roosevelt enacted
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64. and he refused
to consider nationalization.
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65. Where'd you get your clothes,
five-and-dime store?
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66. Attractive.
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67. Is there a problem, ladies?
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68. - No.
- No.
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69. Andie, is there something going on
between you and these ladies?
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71. I'd like to apologize on behalf
of Miss Trombley and Miss Hanson.
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73. as they write a summary of the chapters
that we've just covered.
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- Yeah.
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I mean, I'm fine.
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80. Fine, let's go on.
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82. I'll see you guys later.
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83. - Hey, see ya.
- Bye.
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84. Oh, Andie, you look ravishing.
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85. So we graduate in a month.
Now, I want to know when it is
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86. that you and I are gonna get together
and do something.
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87. Try never.
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88. Well, I'm talking about
more than sex here.
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89. No, you're not.
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90. You know, I've liked you for four years,
and you treat me like shit, you know.
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91. I don't understand that.
What's your problem?
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92. Can you get off of my car?
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93. You know, I've been out
with a lot of girls at this school.
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94. I don't see what makes you so different.
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95. I have some taste.
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96. You're a bitch.
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97. You know,
I think you ought to see a doctor,
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98. 'cause that condition of yours
could get a lot worse.
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99. Applause, applause, applause.
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100. This is beautiful.
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101. It's so modern.
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102. I mean, is this fab, or what?
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103. It's great.
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104. - I'm very, very good at this.
- I know.
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105. Such a waste that I run
a lowly little retail outlet.
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106. No, not if you're good at it.
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107. I'm good in bed. Should I be a whore?
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108. It's great.
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109. Did you say that you went to your prom?
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110. Yeah, sure.
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111. - Was it terrible?
- It was the worst.
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112. But it's supposed to be,
you know what I mean?
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113. But you have to go, right?
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114. Well, you don't have to.
I mean, it's not a requirement.
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115. I have this girlfriend
who didn't go to hers,
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116. and every once in a while she gets
this really terrible feeling, you know,
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117. like something is missing.
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118. She checks her purse, you know,
she checks her keys,
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119. she counts her kids, she goes crazy,
and then she realizes
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120. that nothing is missing.
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121. She decided it was side effects
from skipping the prom.
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122. I don't know. I mean, part of me says
just go and get it over with.
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123. And this other part of me says
it's a stupid tradition
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125. Well, you know,
you could say that life itself
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126. is a stupid tradition.
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127. But don't analyze it, just go.
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128. Put that back!
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129. - You missed my eye by an inch!
- Half an inch.
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130. This ain't the public library, light fingers!
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131. I'll get it.
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132. Trax, what do you want?
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133. Tyrone, you blow.
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134. Yeah, I'm working. Leave me alone.
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135. That's thrilling!
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136. I cook for you, I do your laundry,
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137. I sleep with you,
now you want a ride to work.
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138. Please grow up!
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139. Take the bus.
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140. Take a cab.
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141. - How you doing?
- Fine.
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142. Good.
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143. - Can I help you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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on something here?
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145. Maybe.
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146. Maybe.
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147. This any good?
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148. Sticks and stones, Tyrone.
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149. - It's hot. White hot.
- Sticks and stones.
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150. Good, I'll take it.
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151. Okay. Will that be cash or charge?
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152. American Express Platinum Card,
maybe?
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153. Take a bus to the zoo!
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154. Cash.
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155. You know,
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156. every time you go to the john,
you lose IQ points.
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157. It's Walter Mondale.
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158. - And just $7.50 is your change.
- Thanks.
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159. Tyrone, no.
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160. - I don't need a bag.
- No?
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161. No.
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162. I can't do these things for you.
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163. - Thanks. Thanks.
- Enjoy it.
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164. Bondage has no place in my life.
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165. Since when?
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166. Since I spent the night tied up
in the backseat of your car!
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167. - Jena?
- Yeah.
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168. Would you ever consider going out
with somebody that had money?
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169. I don't think it makes a difference.
I mean, it's material.
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170. Simon? Simon.
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171. What would you do
if your father came home a rich man?
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172. Kiss his ass.
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173. - See?
- See what?
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174. - What Simon just said.
- What...
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175. Andie, what are you getting at?
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176. Are you... Are you going out
with a rich guy or something?
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177. - I gotta go.
- Hey, wait! Wait!
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178. - You didn't answer my question.
- No.
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179. - Good.
- Simon, it's been stimulating.
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180. - How long I been coming here?
- I don't know, a couple years.
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181. Okay, so, you know, we're buddies.
We're close, right?
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182. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Very, pal.
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183. Okay, so how many times
have you let me in?
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184. I never let you in, you know that.
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185. - So you see what I'm saying?
- I don't know. What are you saying?
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186. What I'm saying is
my girlfriend is in there,
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187. and I'm out here.
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188. Well, she's a girl and she's my friend,
so she's a girlfriend.
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189. But she's in there, and I'm out here!
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190. I mean, you're a sensitive,
sexually potent kind of guy.
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191. You gotta know how that hurts.
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192. Now let me ask you a question,
seriously.
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193. Why does she come here,
knowing I don't let you in?
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194. - Huh? Think about it.
- I don't know.
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196. Lose her. You don't need that.
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197. You see what I'm saying?
You see the point I'm trying to make?
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198. Love's a bitch, Duck. Love's a bitch.
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199. - Ain't it the truth.
- Oh, it's the truth.
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200. - High-five.
- All right.
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201. Go for it.
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202. You wanna try a cigarette? Come on.
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203. Oh, the babe, the babe, the babe.
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204. Hey, honey, honey,
let me ask you a personal question.
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205. If you worship the Duck, why don't you
hang out somewhere he could get in?
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206. Good night, Dice Man!
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207. Hey, say hello to the wife and kids,
you know what I'm saying?
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208. Yeah.
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209. You see, the Dice Man is dyslexic.
He gets everything backwards.
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210. - What he meant to say was, like, if I...
- It's okay, Duckie.
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211. Oh, okay. 'Cause you're sure?
Because if he offended you,
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212. I would gladly clean up this parking lot
with his butt.
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213. - No, I'm fine. Don't worry about it.
- Okay. Okay.
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214. - Were you here long?
- No, no. Three, four hours.
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215. You have a good time, at least?
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216. - Oh, good, that's good. Now, what now?
- Bed.
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217. - Yours or mine? Ours?
- Nice try.
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219. - Can you at least give me a ride home?
- Yeah, get in.
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221. No, wait, can I rest my head
on your shoulder and let you steer?
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222. - Get in, Duckie.
- Okay.
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223. These houses are amazing, Duck.
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224. Hey, the first million I make,
I buy you one.
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230. 'cause every song I listen to
is making me sick.
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231. I mean, why can't I find
a decent song here?
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232. - That one's my favorite.
- Are you deaf?
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233. The house.
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234. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a nice little crib.
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the really sad thing is though?
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238. I bet the people that live there
don't think it's half as pretty as I do.
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239. - You know what I mean?
- You know, Andie, I'm just...
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240. They just don't write love songs
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247. I mean, other than I'd been planning
to come by and just say hello,
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248. I wanted to talk to you about Andie.
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249. - Yeah.
- I mean, she's an incredible individual.
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250. I mean, you know that.
I mean, I'm there for her!
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251. Whenever, however, I'm there.
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252. You can rest assured
that she's covered.
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253. I don't want you to worry,
because my only future plans are
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255. That's nice of you, Phil.
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256. And I'd like to marry her.
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257. Oh, well, not, you know, not today,
but eventually, I figure.
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258. Well, does Andie know
how you feel about this?
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259. No confirmation on that just yet.
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260. I mean, I'm laying the groundwork
and everything, you know.
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261. I'm thinking in terms of housing,
you know, food,
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263. But I'm picking my moment.
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264. Yeah, I mean, you understand, right?
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265. Oh, sure. I felt the same way
about somebody myself.
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266. - Oh, a girl?
- A girl.
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267. I loved her and I married her.
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268. And one day she just split.
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269. Oh, wait. This was Andie's mom?
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270. - Yeah.
- Oh.
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271. So I haven't seen her in three years,
you know, and...
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274. I mean, you can love Andie,
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275. but that doesn't mean
she's gonna love you back.
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276. I mean, it doesn't mean that she won't,
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277. but what I'm trying to say is
you can't make it happen, you know?
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278. It either will or it won't.
It's all in the heart.
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280. Yeah, I understand. I've been to school.
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281. Yeah.
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282. Well, I got an appointment
with a vacuum cleaner. Gotta go.
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283. Hey, you're on a whole
home improvement jag here, aren't you?
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284. Yeah. Turning the old life around.
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285. Oh, well, hey, more power to you.
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286. If Tina Turner can do it,
Jack Walsh can do it, too.
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287. Well, thanks for taking your time.
I really, you know... I appreciate it.
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288. - My pleasure.
- I'm off like a dirty shirt.
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290. Hiya.
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291. We just got these glasses in.
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292. - They're really
- Yeah, I didn't like that album I got
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293. - the other day.
- ... dumb.
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294. - What?
- What?
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295. - The record.
- Oh, the record.
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296. - Yeah, I thought it was a little too...
- Too hip, maybe?
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297. Yeah, a little too hip.
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298. Well...
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299. Think you can recommend something
else a little less political, or something?
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300. - Lionel Richie?
- Nah.
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301. No, well, Teena Marie, Madonna?
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302. Madonna?
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303. - Yeah, Madonna.
- That's awfully deep.
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304. Yeah, very deep,
but she's got such great style.
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305. Yeah, listen...
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306. That's the alarm.
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307. - Can you hold on for a second?
- Sure.
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308. Just... I'll be right back.
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310. It's really good. Don't lose my...
No, no, no, you can use my...
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312. What is this?
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314. Baby pumps out
about 300 decibels, huh?
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315. - Did you do this?
- Well, I'm not sure.
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316. I mean,
I was just using your powder room,
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317. and I decided not to disturb you,
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318. so I was going to go out the back door.
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319. But I guess
I must've touched something.
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320. How'd you get in here?
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321. - Are you mad?
- Yes, I'm mad.
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322. There are public bathrooms
all over the place!
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324. It's just, it's the end of the month.
They're out of toilet-seat covers.
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about personal hygiene, too.
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326. That's ridiculous, Duckie. Why don't you
just stop making excuses?
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328. Hey, buddy, what's up?
Nothing, hanging out.
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329. Well, what are you shopping for,
records or something?
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330. I guess.
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331. - Did you find anything?
- No, not really. Not really.
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332. Well, are we gonna shoot some trap,
or what?
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333. 'Cause, I mean, if we're gonna shoot,
we gotta shake it, man.
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334. I don't have anyplace to go. I like
coming here, excuse me very much.
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335. It's okay.
I'm sorry for getting mad at you.
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336. I gotta get back out in front, okay?
I'll see you later.
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337. This is a shitty alarm system.
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338. I had to open and close the door
five times before it rang!
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339. That's it, I'm leaving.
I'm not gonna stay here!
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340. No, no way!
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341. Hi, it's 6:05, Duckie Dale.
Give me a call.
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342. 6:15, Duckie Dale again. Call me, okay?
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343. Andie, where are you? This is the Duck.
Give me a call, okay?
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and just not picking up?
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347. 'Cause if so,
I feel like a giant asshole here.
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350. Duckie, I'll just talk to you
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I didn't wake you up yet.
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352. Well, I'm fixing you breakfast.
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353. One egg, over-medium,
and I fed the dog.
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355. - Your egg, Madame.
- Oh, I don't eat eggs, Daddy.
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357. I'll bring you your coffee and juice,
okay?
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360. Oh, since about birth.
Don't worry about it.
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you never told me why you were up.
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363. Oh, you mean, why didn't you have
to drag my ass out of bed?
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366. - No.
- Yeah.
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367. Where?
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368. Well, I'll tell you after I start.
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369. - When's that?
- Soon.
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370. I'm so proud of you! You got the job.
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371. - No big deal.
- Yes, it is a big deal.
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373. Listen, I gotta go, okay?
I'm gonna be late for school.
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I'm so proud of you.
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- Fine.
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378. - You?
- Okay.
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379. - And you?
- Well, I just said I was fine.
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380. - Oh, yeah, sorry.
- No, it's okay.
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381. - So is this your first time out here?
- Yeah.
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382. I don't think I'm very popular
out here, either.
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383. Oh, I don't know. You're just fine inside.
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384. I don't know.
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you know?
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388. Oh, I really liked your computer trick.
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389. - Clever, huh?
- Terribly clever, yeah, terribly.
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390. - Are you late for something?
- Yeah, I am, as a matter of fact.
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it's no big deal. It's fine.
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Do you wanna go out Friday?
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394. - Yeah?
- Sure.
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395. - Yeah. Okay.
- Sure.
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396. - 7:00, okay?
- Yeah, that's fine.
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397. Great, great. Well, where do you live?
I'll pick you up.
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398. - Where do you live?
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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399. I'm gonna be working on Friday,
so you can just pick me up at the mall.
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- Okay?
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401. - Bye.
- See you.
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402. Hey, Blane. How you doing?
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403. Hey, buddy, what's up?
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404. - What are you up to?
- Oh, not much. Going to class.
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405. - Well, I saw you outside.
- So?
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406. So what were you doing?
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407. What are you, my mother?
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408. Come on, I gotta go. I'll see you later.
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409. - Blane, what's going on?
- Nothing.
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410. Well, not nothing.
I mean, I saw you talking to that chick.
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411. What's her name? Eddie or something.
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412. So what do you care?
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413. Listen, my best friend is conversing
with a mutant,
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414. you know, and I'm curious.
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415. I don't think that's any reason
to get defensive.
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416. I'm not defensive.
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417. I just happen to like her, all right?
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418. Listen, all right, it's, you know,
it's your life. It's none of my business.
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419. You really don't think
she's got something?
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420. No.
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421. I really don't, I'm sorry.
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422. You're gonna be late, buddy.
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423. Okay, the Warsaw Pact is a treaty
that was signed by the Soviet Union
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424. and its seven East European
satellites, okay?
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425. And what it did was it...
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426. It established a mutual
defense organization
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427. as a counterweight to NATO.
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428. - Duckie.
- What? What? What? What?
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429. Well, what did I put?
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430. You wrote, "The Warsaw Pact is
the pact that's named after Warsaw."
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431. So a teacher's just gonna know
that you're just bullshitting.
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432. Okay, okay. What about the rest of it?
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433. Well, the Russian Revolution did not
take place in Germany.
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434. - Well, what was Karl Marx then?
- He was a German.
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435. Well, there you go.
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436. Yes, but his being German
doesn't have anything to do
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437. with where
the Russian Revolution occurred.
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438. Okay, okay.
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439. Okay, Duckie,
can I propose something to you
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440. without you getting upset or angry?
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441. - Well, that depends.
- On what?
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442. I don't know, I just said that. Go ahead.
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443. Well, I propose that you're deliberately
flunking your courses
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444. so that you can stay in high school.
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445. Get out of here! Why would I do that?
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446. I don't know, you tell me.
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447. Well, I'm not, so there's nothing to tell.
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448. Well, you know,
you're not always one to face things.
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449. What? Since when?
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450. - What am I not facing?
- The future.
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451. Well, whether or not you face the future,
it happens, right?
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452. You run yourself down.
Why do you do that?
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453. I am not running myself down.
You think I'm running...
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454. I don't think I'm running myself down.
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455. Why? Because of the way I dress?
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456. 'Cause I can laugh at myself?
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457. That's called a sense of humor.
You should get one, they're nice.
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458. What are we gonna do next year?
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459. Well, according to you,
I'll still be in high school.
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460. No, I'm serious.
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461. I mean, not a day has passed in, what,
eight years
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462. when I didn't see you
or talk to you at least 20 times.
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463. Well, that's devotion.
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464. I know,
and even though I sometimes get angry,
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465. you know that I secretly love it.
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466. You see, I knew that.
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467. You know,
I hope I'm not the only one in the world
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468. that knows what an incredible person
you are.
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469. Well, at this point in time,
I'm afraid you are, honey.
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470. Okay, I'm gonna get something to drink,
and then we work, okay? You promise?
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471. - Oh, you bet.
- Okay, what do you want?
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472. - Oh, beer, Scotch, juice box, whatever.
- Okay.
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473. Oh, God.
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474. I love this woman.
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475. I love this woman, and I have to tell her.
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476. And if she laughs, she laughs.
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477. And if she doesn't love me,
she doesn't love me.
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478. But if I don't find out...
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479. Oh, I love her too much.
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480. Love is real
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481. Thank you, thank you.
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482. Real is love
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483. You're a wonderful crowd here,
you know that.
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484. Love is living
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485. You're fabulous. I do love you.
I do love you. You're gorgeous.
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486. I love your hair.
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487. Love is feeling
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488. Feeling love
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489. Love is wanting
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490. She's gonna laugh.
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491. Would I blame her?
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492. - Here you go.
- Oh, shit.
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493. Listen, honey, thanks,
but I'm gonna split, you know.
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494. Why? What about your paper?
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495. That's what I'm gonna do,
you see, 'cause...
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496. I mean, if you help me,
thanks a lot, but it'll...
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497. It won't be my work. It'll be bogus.
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498. And you know,
I guess I'll see you in the a.m.
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499. Hey, drinking and driving don't mix.
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500. That's why I ride a bike.
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501. - I got it.
- Over here.
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502. Get it!
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503. So, what's the deal?
Are you going out this weekend?
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504. I don't know. I'm not sure yet.
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505. - Why? What are you gonna do?
- Stay at home.
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506. - Yeah, you gonna study again?
- Probably.
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507. - Would you put that out?
- No.
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508. Well, you study so much,
it makes me ill.
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509. - I just don't see the point.
- You don't?
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510. I don't wanna work in a record store
my whole life.
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511. Yeah, what do you wanna be, a doctor?
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512. Oh, God. Here we go.
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513. Okay, let's go, everybody.
Get in your lines, please. Thank you.
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514. - Fulmeister.
- Here!
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515. Besset!
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516. - Basono!
- Yeah.
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517. - Look at that girl's shoes.
- Goulong!
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518. - Oh, look. Watch out.
- Yorkland!
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519. - Deeds!
- Do we smell bad or something?
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520. - Hey, Benny.
- Fox!
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521. - Penfield!
- I hope they shrivel up and fall off, okay?
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522. What was that, Miss Hoeman?
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523. I said, I hope they shrivel up and fall off.
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524. You hope what shrivels up and falls off?
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525. Her breasts, Miss Dietz.
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526. - Shut up!
- I'm sorry.
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527. - You are out of here, Hoeman.
- Right.
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528. Bye-bye. Bye, girls.
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529. So, do you share
your partner's attitude?
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530. No, I don't.
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531. Eat shit.
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532. Excuse me, Miss Dietz.
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533. You've only got a couple of months left.
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534. You're doing extremely well
in your courses,
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535. and I think your chances of getting
a scholarship are excellent.
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536. I know this, Mr. Donnelly.
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537. - Why are you in here now?
- I don't know.
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538. I guess I just got a little fed up.
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539. - With what?
- The way that we get treated.
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540. Look,
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541. you're getting
a top-notch education here,
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542. and I just don't wanna see
you throw it away.
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543. I'm getting a better education
than I deserve. I'm lucky.
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544. I'm fortunate that the good people
of this community
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545. allow me to attend this school.
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546. Again, you are misunderstanding me.
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547. No, I understand everything,
Mr. Donnelly.
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548. I don't need to have it explained to me.
I live it.
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549. It's just sometimes I get a little upset,
and I lose my temper.
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550. I just don't like to see my friends
getting dumped on
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551. or punished for defending themselves.
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552. Well, we'll just forget about
this whole thing, okay?
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553. Okay.
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554. - What about Jena?
- She's off, too.
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555. Thank you.
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556. Andie,
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557. if you put out signals
that you don't want to belong,
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558. people are gonna make sure
that you don't.
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559. That's a beautiful theory.
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560. Andie, Andie, Andie, listen,
I heard what happened,
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561. and I came as fast as I could.
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562. I cut out of Home Ec and everything.
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563. - Was it really bad?
- No, it was nothing, Duckie.
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564. - Are you upset?
- No, I'm not.
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565. No, yes, yes, you are.
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566. I can tell.
Your eyes get all squinty and everything.
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567. Listen, I know just what to do
to make you feel better.
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568. - I feel fine.
- I wanna take you away this weekend.
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569. Do you fish?
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570. - Okay, then we can go right now.
- I have a class.
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571. Tonight at 7:00,
and I won't take no for an answer.
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572. Try, please.
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573. This woman is suffering inside.
That's all there is to it.
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574. Yo, man, next time, I'll kick your ass!
That'll be that!
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575. I'm just kidding, that's... It's a joke. It's...
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576. How about that stock market?
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577. You know, my broker is E.F. Hutton,
and E.F. Hutton says...
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578. You see, it never works. It never works.
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579. I've never seen that work
in my whole life.
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580. Oh, shit!
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581. So this is what it looks like.
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582. This is great.
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583. Hey, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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584. You got doors on the stalls.
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585. They're not stopped... Wait a minute!
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586. We don't have none of this stuff
in the boys'...
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587. Wait a minute,
we don't got none of this.
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588. We don't got doors
on the stalls in the boys' room.
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589. We don't have... What is this?
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590. We don't have a candy machine
in the boys' room.
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591. - We don't got none of that. None of that.
- Enough screaming.
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592. - You gotta get out of here.
- I'm sorry. No, I want the principal here.
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593. I want him here this instant.
I want... Now. This instant.
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594. I'll wait. Thank you.
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595. Oh, shit! Why can't I do this?
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596. What have you done?
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597. This... You have to subtotal first.
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598. I tell you this every time.
You never listen.
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599. One more tune, then it's off
to enjoy a terrible relationship.
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600. The furrier next door loves this.
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601. Soft words
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602. They are spoke so gentle, yeah
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603. It makes it easier
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604. Easier to bear
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605. You won't regret it, no, no
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606. Young girls, they don't forget it
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607. Love is their whole
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608. happiness
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609. Yeah
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610. But it's all so easy
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611. All you've gotta do is try
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612. Try a little tenderness
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613. Yeah
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614. All you gotta do is, man
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615. Hold her where you want her
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616. You got to squeeze her,
don't tease her
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617. Never leave her
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618. Get to her
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619. Got to, got to
try a little tenderness
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620. Yeah, yeah, yeah
you've got to
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621. know how to love her, man
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622. Take this advice, man
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623. You got to squeeze her,
don't tease her
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624. Never leave
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625. You got to hold her
Copy !req
626. And, brother, something else
Copy !req
627. Try a little tenderness
Yeah, yeah, yeah
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628. You got to, brother
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629. Don't lose her, no, no
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630. You got to love her,
tease her, don't leave her
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631. Got to try, now, now, now
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632. Try, try a little tenderness
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633. Yeah, watch the groove
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634. You got to know what to do, man
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635. Take this advice
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636. You gotta love and squeeze,
don't tease my baby
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637. Love her, Lord
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638. Evening, young ladies.
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639. This is a very good tune.
My mother used to sing this.
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640. This is Otis. I love Otis.
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641. We're closed.
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642. You know what an older woman
does for me?
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643. - Changes your diapers?
- Touché.
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644. No, seriously though,
you're a very smoky alternative,
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645. but this is the Duck Man's love in life.
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646. - Shall we?
- Ever had one of these?
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647. I don't think so.
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648. Come on, let's plow.
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649. Do I offend?
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650. Andie, hon,
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651. listen, it's after 7:00.
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652. Don't waste good lip gloss.
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653. I know, Iona.
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654. I mean, I don't mean to be a bitch
or anything,
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655. but I don't think Mr. Wonderful's gonna
happen tonight.
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656. I don't know what I'm doing.
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657. Wishful make-uping.
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658. Come on.
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659. Wait, wait, you babes are, like, talking
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660. a sign language that the old Ducker
here just does not understand.
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661. Now, would you mind filling me in here?
I'm a little confused.
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662. She got stood up, twerp.
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663. Stood up? Wait, how so?
Wait, I'm here!
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664. I mean, is this like one of those
feminine mystique deals or something?
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665. He showed.
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666. Andie?
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667. I'll get that.
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668. Duckie, I'm really sorry.
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669. What is this...
You're gonna go out with this guy?
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670. I mean, is this, you know,
like, a date or something?
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671. Yeah. I mean, you'll like him.
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672. He's not like the other guys, seriously.
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673. No. No way. Andie!
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674. You really piss me off,
you know, 'cause...
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675. 'Cause you know they shit all over
everybody, including you.
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676. I just...
I can't believe you'd be this stupid.
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677. Who's shitting on me?
I'm not gonna let anybody shit on me.
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678. He's just... He's gonna use
your ass and throw you away.
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679. God, I would've died for you!
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680. So what am I supposed to do?
He asked me out, and I like him!
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681. If I hate him because he's got...
Just listen to me.
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682. If I hate him because he's got money,
that's the exact same thing
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683. as them hating us because we don't.
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684. Do you understand?
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685. You can't do this and respect yourself.
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686. You can't.
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687. Well, I'll make that decision, all right?
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688. Sure, you can do what you want.
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689. You know, you're talking like that
just because I'm going out with Blane.
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690. Blane? His name is Blane?
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691. That's a major appliance,
that's not a name!
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692. Just because I'm going out with Blane,
doesn't mean I can't be friends with you.
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693. I mean, it doesn't change
the way I feel about you.
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694. Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Here's...
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695. Here's the point, Andie,
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696. I'm not particularly concerned
with whether or not you like me.
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697. 'Cause I live to like you,
and I can't like you anymore.
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698. So when you get your heart splattered
all over hell,
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699. and you're feeling really low and dirty,
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700. don't look to me to help
pump you back up,
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701. 'cause...
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702. 'Cause maybe for the first time
in your life, I won't be there!
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703. I can't believe
you're actually saying this.
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704. Well, I guess that's just tough shit!
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705. - Sorry.
- Sorry.
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706. That guy in the store.
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707. Oh, he was a friend of mine.
I've known him since I was a kid.
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708. He's a really nice guy.
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709. - Yeah?
- Yeah. I like him a lot.
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710. So do you wanna go home and change?
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711. I already did.
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712. - Sorry.
- No, that's okay.
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713. Oh, boy.
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714. So, where are we going?
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715. You up for a party?
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716. Yeah? No? Maybe?
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717. No, I don't think so.
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718. - Why?
- Why?
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719. - Come on, they're my friends. It's okay.
- That's it, they're your friends.
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720. I wouldn't take you
if I didn't think they'd accept you.
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721. Can't we just go somewhere else?
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722. Hey, Andie, I like you.
I think you like me.
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723. I mean, we both know there's a lot
of bullshit that goes on,
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724. but if you're above it, I'm above it.
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725. You wanna make anything out of this
whatever, we gotta deal with it, right?
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726. Yeah.
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727. Come on, I got as much to lose as you.
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728. We can go out with your friends
if you want.
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729. Go crawl under a rock.
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730. Anything you want. The choice is yours.
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731. We can go hang-gliding.
You like hang-gliding?
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732. - I've never been hang-gliding.
- Well, first for everything.
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733. If it's a bad time, we leave.
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734. - Hi, Blane.
- Hey, Eddie.
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735. We'll see you later.
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736. Come on.
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737. Hey, what's up, bro?
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738. Hey! Aren't you the girl in my art class?
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739. Nice pearls.
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740. - This isn't a dinner party, honey.
- Watch it.
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741. - Hey, Blane, how you doing?
- Hey, Kev, what's up?
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742. Great party, man.
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743. - All right, man.
- Later.
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744. I can't believe I actually associate
with these people, huh?
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745. I can't believe that I'm actually here.
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746. - Pretty bad, yeah?
- Yeah, it's pretty bad.
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747. I'm sorry.
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748. Hey, let's go upstairs, huh?
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749. Come on.
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750. Look, I didn't come here
to get you off, okay?
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751. - That was not my idea.
- Andie.
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752. Come on, that is not what I meant.
I haven't even tried to kiss you, have I?
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753. Look, it's quieter up there, okay.
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754. Come on. These hands will remain
in these pockets, I swear to God.
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755. Come on.
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756. Come on.
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757. Look at me here.
Come on, I'm utterly defenseless.
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758. And utterly foolish. Come on.
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759. - So what do you think of these carpets?
- Oh, fab.
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760. It's gonna be great.
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761. Oh, hey, Blane.
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762. - Steff.
- How you doing?
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763. - All right.
- Come on in.
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764. No, I'll get another room.
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765. No, no, no, come on in.
I'm just watching some 'toons here.
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766. Who have you got with you here, Blane?
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767. Andie, this is Steff. Steff, Andie.
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768. Oh, well,
it's very nice to meet you, Andie.
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769. Listen, you wanna come in
and sit down?
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770. - Or you want the bed, is that it?
- No.
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771. No. We're fine.
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772. Well, at least come in and have a drink.
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773. Let's go. Can I get you something?
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774. I mean, this is my last serious party
of my high school career.
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775. I hope you guys are gonna
tough it out until Sunday,
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776. at least when my folks get home.
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777. I think this one may just finally kill
the old son of a bitch, Blane.
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778. Another giant step away
from virginity I went.
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779. You are a slut, aren't you, Benny?
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780. Oh, my God.
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781. - Am I having a nightmare?
- We got guests.
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782. I know you. You're in my calculus class.
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783. - Gym.
- Your name's Jim?
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784. Oh, you are worthless, aren't you?
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785. You and your friends gave me
a lot of shit the other day.
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786. - Everybody gives you shit.
- Take it easy, Benny, huh?
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787. Hey, this is Steff's party, Blane.
Don't tell me what to do.
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788. Steff.
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789. I mean, you shouldn't be allowed
to invite just anybody.
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790. - Steff, she's gonna ruin my night.
- Shut up, Benny!
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791. - You're a faggot, Blane.
- All right. Okay. Listen, Benny.
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792. - Listen, why don't we just...
- Where are you going?
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793. Let's just leave them
with the room, okay?
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794. Why?
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795. And we will get you something to eat,
all right?
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796. - Oh, you've got what I want.
- Maybe some ribs or something.
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797. Listen, you guys enjoy yourselves,
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798. and we'll see you later, maybe.
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799. I doubt it.
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800. - You all right?
- Fine.
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801. - You're an asshole.
- All right.
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802. And I don't wanna know what you are.
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803. I'm gonna take her
to throw up somewhere.
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804. - Listen, enjoy yourself, Blane.
- Come here.
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805. They're kind of jerks
when they drink, huh?
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806. - Bad idea.
- Can you just get me out of here now?
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807. Yeah.
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808. Look, I don't want to take you home.
I mean, I'd like to be with you.
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809. If not here, somewhere else.
Anywhere you want.
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810. I'm sorry. What can I say?
I made a mistake.
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811. I over-estimated my friends. I'm sorry.
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812. What, do you wanna hit me?
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813. Yes, I do.
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814. Be my guest.
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815. You wanna know my thing?
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816. If I really have it solid for a girl,
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817. I'll ride by her house on my bike.
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818. I'll do it like 100 times in a day.
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819. And it's really... It's intense.
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820. You ever park?
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821. I'm kind of a drive-by kind of guy.
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822. - Do you want a drink?
- Yeah.
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823. - Yeah?
- Coke.
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824. Coke. Coke? Okay.
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825. Give me your address.
I'll put you on my route.
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826. Okay, you're gonna have
to help me out here.
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827. You know, someday that girl's gonna
realize just what she missed.
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828. Come on, don't stop,
give me more! Yeah!
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829. - Hi.
- Hi.
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830. Prince Charming wimp out?
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831. No, no, he's at the bar.
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832. Duckie?
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833. He's sulking.
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834. He's not gonna ride his bike
past your house anymore.
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835. Duckie, you're being a real jerk.
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836. How'd he get in here anyway?
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837. I said he was my kid.
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838. How come you're here?
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839. I've been trying
to figure that out all night.
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840. Can I get a cigarette from you, buddy?
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841. Sorry.
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842. - Mom make this for you?
- Yeah. Gross, huh?
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843. Excuse me.
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844. - Hi.
- Hi.
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845. - Here you go.
- Thanks.
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846. - You met Iona, didn't you?
- Not formally. Hi. Blane.
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847. And that's Duckie Dale over there
behind the glasses.
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848. - Hi, Duckie.
- Philip F. Dale to you, scum wad.
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849. So, where you guys been?
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850. Oh, a friend of mine was having a party.
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851. Oh, how adorable.
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852. Yeah, it was a little intense.
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853. Oh, wait, wait.
You had an intense party?
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854. No, it was a friend of mine's, I said.
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855. Duckie, shut up.
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856. What's the problem?
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857. This is a classic,
classic piece of work here.
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858. - Duckie, please.
- Phil.
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859. Hey, Phil, I think you're making
Andie uncomfortable.
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860. Why don't you just knock it off?
What's the problem?
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861. I devoted my life to the girl,
and this guy,
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862. he comes in one day
and thinks he knows her.
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863. That's funny. You should give
David Letterman a ring sometime.
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864. I'm sure he'd book you in a minute.
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865. Phil, would you like us to leave?
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866. Yes, very perceptive.
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867. Come on.
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868. And look at the manners on this guy.
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869. This was a treat.
Really, thanks a million.
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870. You're a great couple of kids, really.
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871. You know, I can't believe
I actually felt bad for you tonight,
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872. retarded little dwarf!
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873. See you.
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874. Nice meeting you.
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875. See you later.
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876. - Sorry.
- No problem.
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877. - No problem.
- You're an asshole.
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878. Hey, blow me, butt wad. Coming
from you I take that as a compliment.
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879. Andie! Yo!
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880. You've been replaced.
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881. Gee, I'm sorry.
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882. Well, what now?
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883. I gotta get up early.
Why don't we just forget it?
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884. What, home?
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885. - Hey, you wanna go to my house?
- No, thanks.
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886. You wanna eat?
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887. - No.
- What do you wanna do?
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888. Anything.
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889. Why don't you just drop me off at Trax?
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890. - You know, I can...
- Trax?
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891. It's real close to where I live.
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892. Well, it's late. I'll just drop you home.
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893. You wanna go home, I'll drop you home.
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894. No, but I have something
I have to do there.
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895. Now? Come on, it's late.
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896. You wanna go home, I'll drop you home.
It's fine.
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897. - I don't want you to take me home.
- Okay, let's go out.
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898. - No, I don't want...
- We'll go out anywhere you want,
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899. - anything you wanna do.
- I don't wanna go out.
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900. You don't wanna go out.
You don't wanna go home.
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901. - What do you want to do, Andie?
- I don't want you to take me home.
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902. Wait, I'm missing something.
I'm not a jerk here.
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903. I don't understand what you're saying.
Wait a minute!
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904. - Just go.
- Don't walk away. I'm talking to you.
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905. - Don't. Just... Please!
- Why?
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906. - Don't you understand me?
- No, I don't
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907. - at all, obviously.
- Will you listen to me?
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908. - I don't want you to take me home.
- Okay. Why? What is the problem?
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909. Because I don't want you to see
where I live, okay?
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910. - What?
- I'm sorry, forget it.
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911. It's okay.
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912. Jesus Christ.
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913. I'm really sorry for bumming out
the night for you.
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914. You didn't bum out anything.
I had a great time.
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915. - You liar.
- I was with you. I had a great time.
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916. If I was in a Turkish prison,
I'd have a great time with you.
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917. I don't know.
It's just too weird for me, you know.
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918. - Maybe this shouldn't happen.
- What, you and me?
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919. Well, you know,
maybe it doesn't happen all the time,
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920. but it doesn't mean it isn't right. Right?
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921. Doesn't mean you can't try.
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922. Feel any better
if I asked you to the prom?
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923. I mean, I know the prom's kind of lame,
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924. so if you don't wanna go,
it's really no big deal.
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925. Hey. What?
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926. It happened! He asked me.
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927. - And?
- I accepted!
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928. Well, congratulations.
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929. No more moping around the house
waiting for the telephone to ring.
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930. So you in love?
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931. - Yeah, I think I am.
- Well, who is this guy?
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932. His name is Blane and he's a senior.
He's so beautiful.
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933. He's a richie.
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934. - A whatie?
- A richie.
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935. It's kind of stupid.
It's just his family has a lot of money.
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936. Oh, well, is that a problem?
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937. I don't know. It's just weird, you know.
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938. His friends have a lot of money,
and he has a lot of money.
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939. He drives a BMW.
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940. Just, I don't know. I'm not really sure
if they're gonna accept me.
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941. Well, what does that mean?
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942. I mean, you like him. He likes you.
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943. What his friends think
shouldn't make any difference.
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944. Yeah, but it's not just his friends.
It's my friends, too. It's everybody!
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945. I'm just not real secure about it.
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946. Well, so take the heat.
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947. I mean, you like him. He likes you.
It's worth it.
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948. Is it?
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949. Well, isn't it?
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950. You're right.
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951. I'm just overreacting, aren't I?
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952. Well, not necessarily.
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953. I mean, a good kiss can scramble
anybody's brain.
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954. Look, just don't worry about it,
you know.
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955. And wait and see
how you feel tomorrow.
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956. - Good night, honey.
- Good night, thanks.
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957. That's my baby.
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958. Honey.
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959. Wait a minute.
Could I ask you something?
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960. Yeah.
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961. Yeah, sometimes I feel a little sorry
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962. that I'm the one you have to talk to
about these things.
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963. I'm not.
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964. She couldn't have said it
any better than you.
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965. I mean it.
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966. Good night.
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967. Okay, make my day.
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968. I want all the gory details.
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969. The mingling breath, pounding heart,
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970. the steaming windows.
I want the whole skidoo.
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971. Well, I hate to disappoint you,
but nothing happened.
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972. Nothing?
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973. Well, not nothing. I mean, I kissed him.
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974. - Anywhere interesting?
- Oh, please.
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975. So
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976. does he have
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977. strong lips?
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978. How can you tell?
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979. Do you feel it in your knees?
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980. I felt it everywhere.
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981. Strong lips.
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982. Talk about lips.
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983. I mean, I'm old enough to be his mother,
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984. but when the Duck laid that kiss on me
last night,
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985. I swear to God,
my thighs just went up in flames.
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986. He must practice on melons
or something.
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987. Is this your prom dress?
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988. - Believe it or not.
- No, it's great.
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989. - It's silly.
- It's a great material.
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990. You know, I'm going.
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991. To prom.
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992. Stop it.
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993. No, I am. Last night he asked me,
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994. and I don't know, I said yes.
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995. Seems really weird,
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996. but it might be kind of fun.
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997. You were here for 15 minutes,
and you didn't even tell me!
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998. I really, really wanted to go.
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999. You lucky girl.
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1000. Isn't that a dreamy dress?
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1001. Iona, I have to go.
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1002. Can you just hold it
till this song is over?
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1003. But I have to leave.
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1004. Oh, why can't we start old
and get younger?
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1005. I envy you.
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1006. I really envy you!
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1007. Iona, you're gonna OD on nostalgia.
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1008. I loved The Big Chill.
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1009. I love this dress.
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1010. - It's a great dress.
- Yeah.
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1011. My mother bought it for me.
God, she was so happy.
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1012. It was the first and last time
I ever looked normal.
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1013. I mean, you know, relatively speaking.
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1014. It would've been a fairytale
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1015. if my date hadn't been
the only one at the prom
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1016. with a wife and two kids.
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1017. You wanna try it on?
I bet it'd look great on you.
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1018. I mean, your butt is 15 years
younger than mine.
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1019. I mean, I used to have a great butt.
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1020. I did! I loved my butt!
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1021. I wish I had photographs of it.
You wanna try this on?
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1022. No, not right now.
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1023. Oh, yeah, you got to go. I know. I know.
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1024. - I gotta get ready myself.
- You're going out?
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1025. Yeah. New guy.
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1026. Terrence, owns a pet shop.
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1027. We'll see what happens.
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1028. Have fun.
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1029. - Give Mr. Perfecto a squeeze for me.
- Oh, I will.
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1030. Hey, and listen,
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1031. if you see your little Duck Man, be kind.
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1032. He's nursing
some fairly serious wounds.
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1033. - Okay?
- Okay.
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1034. - Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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1035. Hey, you know, we're going for sushi.
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1036. Do you think this is too much?
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1037. Bye.
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1038. Thought that was very uncool of you
last night, Blane.
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1039. - What?
- What?
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1040. - You mean Andie?
- Yeah, I mean Andie.
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1041. What's the big deal? I like her.
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1042. Matter of fact, I was pissed off
at you guys for being so nasty to her.
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1043. It was way out of order for you
to foist her on the party.
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1044. Steff, you hear yourself?
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1045. You hear the same asshole shit I hear?
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1046. What, do I have to spell it out
for you, Blane?
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1047. I guess so.
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1048. Nobody appreciates
your sense of humor, you know.
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1049. As a matter of fact, everybody is
just about to puke from you.
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1050. You know, if you got a hard-on for trash,
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1051. don't take care of it around us, pal,
all right?
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1052. Right, buddy.
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1053. Listen, I don't need a lot of shit on
this one, Blane, all right? I really don't.
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1054. Money all that matters to you?
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1055. Where the hell does that come from?
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1056. Come on, look around you.
Would I treat my parents' house like this
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1057. if money was any kind of issue?
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1058. Come on, why are you doing this?
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1059. You know, why don't you just nail her
and get it over with?
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1060. You know, why are you getting involved?
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1061. Is there something wrong with that?
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1062. I just think it's stupid.
You know, it's pointless.
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1063. You know, and your parents,
I think they'll be thrilled.
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1064. They have nothing to do with it.
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1065. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1066. I've seen your mother go to work on you,
Blane. You know, it's vicious.
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1067. And when Bill and Joyce
get through with you,
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1068. you won't know whether to shit
or go sailing.
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1069. Listen, I'm getting really bored
with this conversation, all right, Blane?
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1070. You know, if you want your little
piece of low-grade ass, fine, take it.
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1071. You know, but if you do,
you're not gonna have a friend.
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1072. - Is that right?
- Yeah, that's right.
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1073. I mean, if you want to make the choice,
go ahead, make it, all right?
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1074. I personally wouldn't trash
a friendship over it.
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1075. But, hey, I'm old-fashioned, so...
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1076. Why don't you take a shower?
You look like shit.
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1077. If two weeks ago, somebody had
told me that I'd be going out with you,
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1078. I never would have believed them.
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1079. Why? I'm not all that bad.
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1080. - No, but...
- What about me and you?
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1081. You know, it's so insane
that somebody you've never met,
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1082. never talked to, can be your enemy.
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1083. Yep.
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1084. You shouldn't meet my parents then.
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1085. Okay.
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1086. Well, I mean, they're not ogres,
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1087. but I think they still believe
in arranged marriages.
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1088. Corporate families
replaced royal families.
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1089. I'm the crowned prince
of McDonnagh Electric.
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1090. - It's irrelevant.
- No.
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1091. Yeah.
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1092. - I could just tell them all to go to hell.
- Tell them to go to hell.
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1093. - Everyone, friends, parents.
- All of them.
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1094. All of them.
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1095. What about you?
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1096. If somebody doesn't believe in me,
I can't believe in them.
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1097. You don't lie, do you?
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1098. I don't have to lie.
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1099. This is gonna happen.
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1100. Okay, I really want this to happen.
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1101. Yeah.
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1102. - Can I help you?
- I'm fine, thank you.
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1103. Something for the prom?
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1104. Just looking.
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1105. Yeah, well, if you need anything...
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1106. This is trash.
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1107. It's very becoming.
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1108. Mother, it looks like I should be
standing on top of a wedding cake.
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1109. Oh, darling, don't I wish.
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1110. And I hate this material.
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1111. And by the way,
I cannot stand baby blue.
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1112. Well, do you know where he is?
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1113. No, I'm sorry,
he didn't tell me where he was going.
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1114. Okay, well, then if he calls or comes
home, can you just tell him to call me?
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1115. - Who is this, please?
- Andie.
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1116. - Who?
- Andie.
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1117. - Well, yes, could I have your number?
- Yeah, no, he has the number.
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1118. Well, fine, I'll leave him a note, dear.
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1119. Okay, thanks, bye.
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1120. Where the hell is he?
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1121. Don't fall in love, Ace.
You just won't like it.
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1122. It's very complicated.
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1123. Andie!
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1124. Andie!
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1125. - Andie.
- Come in.
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1126. - Hi.
- Hi, Daddy.
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1127. I brought you something.
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1128. What is it?
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1129. Oh, just a little something
I picked up for you.
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1130. Now, I know it's a little busy,
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1131. but I know you can make
something out of it, if you need to.
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1132. - Wow.
- Yeah, do you like it?
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1133. - It's a beautiful color.
- Yeah.
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1134. - It's really pretty.
- Yeah.
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1135. God, it reminds me
so much of your mom.
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1136. You know, she always wore pink,
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1137. and she looked so beautiful in it.
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1138. - It's okay.
- Okay.
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1139. - Thank you.
- Okay.
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1140. - Daddy.
- What?
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1141. I just want you to know
I really appreciate this.
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1142. You know,
I think I can make something out of it.
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1143. - Can I ask you something?
- Sure. What?
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1144. Where'd you get the money
to pay for this?
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1145. Well, it wasn't that much.
I had some money.
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1146. From your new job?
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1147. Yeah, from my new job.
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1148. I came home before work
on Wednesday,
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1149. and your car was in the driveway.
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1150. You know, you didn't have to lie to me.
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1151. - Yes, I did.
- No, you didn't.
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1152. Yes, I did. I had a line on something,
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1153. and I missed the appointment.
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1154. - Oh, why'd you miss the appointment?
- It slipped my mind.
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1155. It didn't slip your mind.
You didn't want the job.
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1156. You just went to the counselor
because I forced you to. Am I right?
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1157. Yeah, what's your point, Andie?
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1158. My point is you just didn't go!
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1159. You saying I deliberately
missed the appointment?
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1160. Yes.
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1161. Is this how you feel about me?
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1162. Yes.
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1163. - Well, I didn't know this.
- Well, now you do.
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1164. Oh, you know everything, now, huh?
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1165. You're 18, and you've got a scholarship,
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1166. - That's not fair.
- ... and you're grown up and free,
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1167. and I'm just an ignorant son of a bitch
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1168. - that never gave you anything.
- Hey, I never asked for anything.
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1169. Oh, that's brilliant!
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1170. Why can't you just forget her?
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1171. It's late. You got school.
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1172. No, don't walk out on this!
Will you please just listen to me?
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1173. - Please?
- I've already been through this, Andie.
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1174. Sure, you go through it every day!
You're still going through it!
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1175. Why can't you just realize
that she's gone,
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1176. and she's not gonna come back?
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1177. She's never coming back!
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1178. - Shut up! God damn it!
- Why can't you accept it?
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1179. She's just gone! She...
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1180. Why can't you accept it?
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1181. Because I love her, that's why.
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1182. Well, I loved her, too, you know.
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1183. She just didn't love us back.
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1184. Okay, she tried.
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1185. I don't know, she just couldn't handle it.
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1186. Yeah, but I knew it.
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1187. I knew it all along.
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1188. I mean, when I was five, I felt it.
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1189. Remember when she didn't come home
that time?
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1190. I knew it then. I knew why.
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1191. I was 14 and I knew it.
You were 50 and you didn't.
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1192. You know, you can't go on
living every day in the past.
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1193. She left us, Daddy. We didn't leave her.
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1194. There was nothing we could do about it.
It just happened.
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1195. Since when is a daughter supposed
to know more than her father?
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1196. I've just been a blind fool.
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1197. And you're a blind fool
that needs a shave, too, you know that?
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1198. And I need a shave.
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1199. Well,
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1200. you better get to bed. You got school.
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1201. And I gotta hit the hay, too,
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1202. 'cause I got a few things
I gotta do tomorrow, okay?
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1203. Okay.
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1204. I would've got you some shoes,
but I didn't know your size.
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1205. Melanie.
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1206. How you doing?
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1207. Why haven't you called me?
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1208. Oh, I got nailed for the stable thing.
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1209. I guess a groom saw us.
It's against club rules.
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1210. I called you three times,
and I left messages.
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1211. Yeah?
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1212. Well, I didn't get them.
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1213. My family, they're irresponsible
about that stuff, you know.
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1214. I waited for you this morning.
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1215. - Yeah? Where?
- Parking lot.
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1216. I saw you,
and I thought that you saw me.
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1217. No.
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1218. What about prom, Blane?
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1219. Oh, Andie, I'm having a bad day.
Can we talk later?
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1220. No. What about prom?
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1221. Come on.
Why don't we just meet after school?
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1222. - No! What about prom?
- Andie, come on.
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1223. - Just say it.
- What?
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1224. Just say it! I want to hear you say it.
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1225. Andie, please, all right.
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1226. I wanna hear you say it!
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1227. A month ago I asked somebody else,
and I forgot.
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1228. You're a liar!
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1229. You're a filthy, fucking, no-good liar!
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1230. You don't have the guts
to tell me the truth!
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1231. - Just say it!
- I'm not lying.
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1232. - Tell me!
- What?
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1233. - Tell me!
- What do you wanna hear?
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1234. - Just tell me!
- What?
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1235. - You're ashamed to be seen with me!
- No, I am not!
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1236. - You're ashamed to go out with me!
- I am not.
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1237. - You're afraid.
- No, I am...
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1238. You're terrified your goddamn
rich friends won't approve!
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1239. Just say it! Just tell me the truth!
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1240. You don't understand that
it has nothing at all to do with you.
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1241. Andie!
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1242. Andie!
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1243. Forget about it, man.
It's not worth getting upset over.
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1244. Why don't you just take off, Steff?
Please.
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1245. Well, listen, any girl that did that to me
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1246. I would not be too jazzed
to hold onto, Blane.
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1247. It's not worth it, man. I told you
it wasn't gonna work, you know.
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1248. The girl was, is
and will always be nada.
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1249. You got a problem, friend?
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1250. Come on.
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1251. All right! All right!
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1252. That's nice, huh?
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1253. Andie?
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1254. - Yeah?
- You're Andie, aren't you?
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1255. Yeah, I am. How do you know me?
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1256. Well, Iona told me. I'm Terrence.
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1257. Terry.
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1258. Oh, the pet shop. Right?
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1259. Yeah, among other things.
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1260. She's in the bedroom getting ready.
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1261. You might wanna go in there
and tell her to shake her tail feather.
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1262. - We're late.
- Okay.
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1263. Iona?
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1264. Nice to meet you.
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1265. - Iona?
- Hi, honey, I'm in here.
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1266. Laugh and I'll deck you.
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1267. What happened?
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1268. Either it's all those drugs
I took in the '60s,
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1269. or I am really in love.
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1270. What do you think? Honestly.
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1271. Honestly, I think you look great.
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1272. Oh, I look like a mother.
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1273. No. Well, yeah, a little, but that's okay.
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1274. You look happy.
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1275. I am.
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1276. It's weird, but I... Did you meet him?
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1277. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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1278. He's a yuppie, but he's so nice.
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1279. He's employed. He's heterosexual.
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1280. I swear to God, I'm so far ahead
of the game, next time you see me
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1281. I'll probably be picking out
my china pattern or something.
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1282. Hey, are you all right? No, you're not.
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1283. - What, did I blow your mind?
- No, that's not it.
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1284. Is it boy trouble?
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1285. - The worst?
- Way beyond.
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1286. He backed out on me.
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1287. He said he asked somebody else,
and he forgot about it.
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1288. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
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1289. I'm so humiliated.
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1290. I could've killed him! I swear!
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1291. You know, I just walked right into it.
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1292. No, no.
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1293. Oh, love is awful, isn't it?
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1294. It's okay.
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1295. You remember when I...
And when you said that
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1296. if I wanted your prom dress
I could have it?
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1297. Well, I need it. I want it.
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1298. - What for?
- I just need it.
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1299. Okay.
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1300. It's yours.
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1301. Oh, my God. Look at you.
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1302. Another first.
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1303. Your guy's gonna fall to the floor
when he comes in.
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1304. No, he won't.
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1305. The hell he's not.
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1306. No, he really won't. He's not coming.
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1307. - What?
- It's okay.
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1308. - I'm gonna go.
- Alone?
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1309. Yeah, I'm not sad about it. I'm not hurt.
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1310. I mean, you know, I am hurt a little bit.
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1311. But I know if I don't do it
I'll just feel a lot worse.
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1312. I'm just gonna go in,
walk in, walk out and come home.
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1313. You sure?
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1314. I just wanna let them know
that they didn't break me.
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1315. - Open up.
- Thank you.
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1316. You're such trash.
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1317. Well, as soon as anybody's ready
to go upstairs and get serious,
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1318. just let me know.
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1319. We've only been here an hour.
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1320. We can go up and come back
down again, Benny, all right.
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1321. Did you look at the suite?
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1322. It's $300 a night, Benny.
It's not gonna be a palace, okay?
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1323. I think we should stay for a while.
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1324. We're not gonna see these people
for much longer.
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1325. Come on, it's kind of the end, okay?
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1326. I don't give a shit what you do.
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1327. Damn it.
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1328. Oh, my God!
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1329. You're here! What happened?
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1330. - Well, I guess you're looking at it.
- Oh, wow, you look great.
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1331. Thanks, you look stunning, really.
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1332. It's breathtaking.
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1333. No, and listen, I want you to know,
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1334. despite my appearance at this function,
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1335. I remain now and will always be
a Duck Man.
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1336. May I admire you?
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1337. Oh, if you wish.
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1338. Let's plow.
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1339. Should we dance?
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1340. It wouldn't be unheard of.
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1341. A little, lingering doubt perhaps, Blane?
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1342. You know,
you gotta give her credit though.
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1343. I mean, after you dumped her,
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1344. she certainly went out and found herself
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1345. what I'd have to say is probably
the most interesting date
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1346. - that our generation...
- Steff.
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1347. You buy everything, Steff.
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1348. You couldn't buy her, though.
That's what's killing you, isn't it?
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1349. - I don't wanna listen to this.
- Steff.
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1350. That's it, Steff.
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1351. She thinks you're shit,
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1352. and deep down you know she's right.
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1353. Hi.
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1354. Hi.
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1355. You don't need me to say I'm sorry.
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1356. It's done. It's over with. I'm fine.
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1357. Oh, well, if that's true, then I'm glad.
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1358. It's not true.
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1359. It doesn't matter, does it?
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1360. You told me
you couldn't believe in somebody
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1361. who didn't believe in you.
I believed in you.
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1362. I always believed in you.
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1363. You just didn't believe in me.
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1364. I love you.
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1365. Always.
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1366. Andie,
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1367. he came here alone.
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1368. Okay, you're right.
He's not like the others.
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1369. If you don't go to him now,
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1370. I'm never gonna take you
to another prom ever again,
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1371. you hear me?
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1372. I mean, this is an incredibly romantic
moment, and you're ruining it for me.
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1373. Thanks, Duckie.
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1374. Go ahead.
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1375. Blane.
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