1. My God Arbie, you're the best
dry humper in school!Copy !req
2. Thanks Wendy, that's what guys
on the basketball team say.Copy !req
3. One minute ...Copy !req
4. Who else have you been dry humping?Copy !req
5. Are you sure it's safe to be out here,
all alone in the middle of the night?Copy !req
6. Absolutely! Heck, no ones been out here...Copy !req
7. since those horny teens
were decapitated back in '84.Copy !req
8. Wendy relax!
We're young, w w we're drunk...Copy !req
9. We're High school graduates!Copy !req
10. This is the most romantic night of our lives!Copy !req
11. Why can't I... W..I?Copy !req
12. Ooooh ... Don't cry.
You'll figure to out.Copy !req
13. It's not the bra ...Copy !req
14. It's you're ditching me for college.Copy !req
15. And the bra a little ...Copy !req
16. I'm not ditching you, Arbie.Copy !req
17. And I think you should
come with meCopy !req
18. You still have time
to registerCopy !req
19. Wendy, my mom's a
retarded and my dad is blind.Copy !req
20. How am I suppose to take care of them
if I'm off somewhere getting smart?Copy !req
21. Do not worry, ArbieCopy !req
22. Even though I'll surrounded by
spoiled trust fund kids...Copy !req
23. Who have guaranteed 6 figure
jobs waiting for them at their daddies...Copy !req
24. companies after they Graduate ...Copy !req
25. It will never change me!Copy !req
26. I'll stay true to you...Copy !req
27. I promise!Copy !req
28. Be gentle
this is my first time.Copy !req
29. Oh, Arbie! The earth is moving for me!Copy !req
30. Oh, Arbie! Your hands are all
over me like an octopus!Copy !req
31. Oh Wendy, It's as if you're
Arm-b-dexterous or something!Copy !req
32. Arbie! Take me!Copy !req
33. Oh Wendy! I never knew love
could be so beautiful and so pure!Copy !req
34. He has something in his hand!Copy !req
35. Holy shit an ax!Copy !req
36. No ...Copy !req
37. the other hand ...Copy !req
38. OH, GROSS!Copy !req
39. Wendy don't be such a prude, ya know.
Think of it as a compliment!Copy !req
40. I'm going home.Copy !req
41. Wendy wait, Wendy!Copy !req
42. What an incredible woman!Copy !req
43. Thanks a lot dude!Copy !req
44. Arbie ...Copy !req
45. Ouuuh ... Arbie ...Copy !req
46. I want to fuck your fanny!Copy !req
47. You suck you corporate punk!Copy !req
48. Fuck you all!Copy !req
49. Hey!Copy !req
50. What happened to the ancient
Tromahawk tribe sacred Indian burial ground...Copy !req
51. that that use to be here?Copy !req
52. They bulldozed it...Copy !req
53. and replaced it with another
one of those fast food restaurants.Copy !req
54. What do we want?Copy !req
55. That conglomerates
demonic stop ...Copy !req
56. To destroy our ...
beloved homeland ...Copy !req
57. By replacing the majesty ...
of our landscapes ...Copy !req
58. For places ...
consumption stupid!Copy !req
59. When do we want?Copy !req
60. Now!Copy !req
61. Or at least the next 3 years ...Copy !req
62. According to the decree ...
the minority shares ...Copy !req
63. Laid down in Section 16b ...Copy !req
64. From the Stock Exchange Act ...Copy !req
65. In real estate value of 1932 ...Copy !req
66. And to get
millions of dollars!Copy !req
67. Hey, Brendan!Copy !req
68. Arbie what's up!Copy !req
69. Hey dude, look at those girls
making out in protest!Copy !req
70. Great! I love the blue
it is too good!Copy !req
71. Wendy?Copy !req
72. Arbie!Copy !req
73. Wendy what are you doing here?Copy !req
74. I'm protesting this disgusting abomination...Copy !req
75. of chicken genocideCopy !req
76. Built on this ancient Tromaville...Copy !req
77. sacred native American IndianCopy !req
78. burial ground.Copy !req
79. What are you doing?Copy !req
80. I'm a... I'm doing the same thing!Copy !req
81. Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you!Copy !req
82. Honey, I missed you!Copy !req
83. And if picked up right where we left off...Copy !req
84. I know this pervert free graveyardCopy !req
85. And look!Copy !req
86. I brought our old butt plug!Copy !req
87. Listen, Arbie ...Copy !req
88. This is the famous Arbie?Copy !req
89. Smell familiar?Copy !req
90. Yes OK, I'm getting hints of patchouli oil.Copy !req
91. She's my girl now!Copy !req
92. Wendy you said college
would never change you!Copy !req
93. Arbie, College is all about...Copy !req
94. broadening your horizons
and experimentationCopy !req
95. For instance...Copy !req
96. Would Jacob MarinskyCopy !req
97. have ever discovered
promethium element 61Copy !req
98. If it wasn't for experimentation?Copy !req
99. Jacob Marinsky co-discovered
Promethium element 61...Copy !req
100. While doing defense related activity...Copy !req
101. In Oakridge, Tennessee ...Copy !req
102. Not becoming a lesbian
in college!Copy !req
103. You said you'd never change...Copy !req
104. But here you are just Bumpin' Tacos!Copy !req
105. That promise is broken...Copy !req
106. Like your nose!Copy !req
107. and a lot more noses are going
to get flattened around here...Copy !req
108. If this travesty isn't removed...Copy !req
109. My peoples land immediately!Copy !req
110. Your people? I don't see any
Native Americans around here?Copy !req
111. I see a bunch of white people
in Tivas!Copy !req
112. We've got a Native American around here...Copy !req
113. Somebody find Chief What's-his-face!Copy !req
114. Are you offended about the restaurant?Copy !req
115. See. Doesn't seem so
upset to me does he?Copy !req
116. See he is upset!Copy !req
117. Come on!
I know your type...!Copy !req
118. You're a fraud!Copy !req
119. You don't care about the Chief...Copy !req
120. I'll show you...Copy !req
121. and you.Copy !req
122. And you!Copy !req
123. What did I do?Copy !req
124. I do not know,
You just look like a dick.Copy !req
125. Move it fatty!Copy !req
126. When I rolled out of bed today...Copy !req
127. little did I know Wendy was gay...Copy !req
128. She dumped me for some hippie HO-O-OE.Copy !req
129. With hairy pits and studded nose...Copy !req
130. She eats a snatch just like a pro...Copy !req
131. In a Jenna Jameson like Dyke porno.Copy !req
132. A Femi-Nazi with no bra...Copy !req
133. She will forbid a Ménage à trois...Copy !req
134. With some 2 inch man meat like moi.Copy !req
135. that cunt faced double dildo thief...Copy !req
136. Don't know that rubber cocks
can't make true queef...Copy !req
137. I'll show them ...Copy !req
138. Where's the beef!Copy !req
139. You elitists asshole...Copy !req
140. Full of shit.Copy !req
141. I think I'll do the opposite.Copy !req
142. If Wendy and her broad protest with this mob...Copy !req
143. I think I'll go inside and get myself a job.Copy !req
144. As Jesus said as he died...Copy !req
145. Yo Bizatch! Revenge is a dish...Copy !req
146. best served fried!Copy !req
147. She will see my cash increasing...Copy !req
148. My pole she'll want to be greasing...Copy !req
149. With these hairy balls...Copy !req
150. she will never play...Copy !req
151. "But I love you Arbie" she will say...Copy !req
152. Then I'll go "Sorry Hun, now I'm gay"Copy !req
153. As the prophet Mohamed
said before he died...Copy !req
154. NIGGA PLEASE THIS MY SHIT...Copy !req
155. REVENGE!Copy !req
156. is a dish best served fried.Copy !req
157. ¿Qué está pasando?Copy !req
158. You are the manager?Copy !req
159. You know it!Copy !req
160. Denny's the name...Copy !req
161. fast food franchise is my game!Copy !req
162. That and hungry hungry Hippos.Copy !req
163. Give me a job!Copy !req
164. I am a
high school graduateCopy !req
165. Just.. just tryin' to make his way
in this Topsy-Turvy world.Copy !req
166. My parents are retards...Copy !req
167. and my one true love...Copy !req
168. is a Left-wing Lipstick Lesbo Liberal.Copy !req
169. OK, you're hired!Copy !req
170. Arbie, this here is our new cook.Copy !req
171. This here is Hamas.Copy !req
172. It's not Hamas!Copy !req
173. It's Humus.Copy !req
174. like the dish, Humus!Copy !req
175. I swear sometimes
I get so angry ...Copy !req
176. I just want to explode!Copy !req
177. Metaphorically speaking of course!Copy !req
178. Now, if you excuse me...Copy !req
179. See where that
affirmative action gets ya!Copy !req
180. I'll be watching you...Copy !req
181. Al Jazeera.Copy !req
182. I'll be watching you like CNN.Copy !req
183. Now Paco Bell, show Arbie here...Copy !req
184. how we make the Generals
"secret" 2 herb chicken.Copy !req
185. But I am going to die ...Copy !req
186. Hey Denny...Copy !req
187. Is it normal for chickens that have been...Copy !req
188. Dead and frozen for weeks...Copy !req
189. to scream in excruciating pain like that?Copy !req
190. Hell Arbie, that wasn't a scream...Copy !req
191. that was just and air pocket...Copy !req
192. burstin' and um...Copy !req
193. beggin' for help.Copy !req
194. Anyway...Copy !req
195. Movin' on...Copy !req
196. This low-life Hillbilly piece of
Trailer Trash shit here...Copy !req
197. This is... Carl Junior!Copy !req
198. I know ArbieCopy !req
199. We was on the debatin'
team in high school together.Copy !req
200. That's right!Copy !req
201. I was anti-bestiality and
he was pro.Copy !req
202. And look at you two now.Copy !req
203. What the Hell happened to the...Copy !req
204. 100% USDA grade tolerable chicken...Copy !req
205. we thawd out for today.Copy !req
206. And who put these mysterious...Copy !req
207. vein covered, pulsating eggs in this box?Copy !req
208. Well don't just stand thereCarl...Copy !req
209. Get off your ass and gone on and
get some more chicken.Copy !req
210. And Paco...Copy !req
211. Would take those mysterious, pulsating, vein covered eggs...Copy !req
212. and gone on and put them with the breakfast food.Copy !req
213. Let's go people! This place has got to work.Copy !req
214. This is my Grandmama's
money we're talkin' about.Copy !req
215. And if this place tanks,
well then I'll be workin fast food...Copy !req
216. like all of you Jack-Offs!Copy !req
217. Well what do I do?Copy !req
218. You're the Counter girl.Copy !req
219. Counter girl?Copy !req
220. Just a little nickname
we have here at ACB.Copy !req
221. Cool!Copy !req
222. I'll get your a skirtCopy !req
223. alright now...Copy !req
224. heads up back there everybody.Copy !req
225. We'll be opening up in five,Copy !req
226. 4,Copy !req
227. 3,Copy !req
228. 2,Copy !req
229. and 1!Copy !req
230. We are opened for buisness!Copy !req
231. Don't you worry now...Copy !req
232. This place will be flooded...Copy !req
233. with people comin' by the car load.Copy !req
234. Any second now!Copy !req
235. You fools!Copy !req
236. You fools!Copy !req
237. You fools!Copy !req
238. You fools!Copy !req
239. This restaurant was built on...Copy !req
240. On ancient Tromahawk tribe...Copy !req
241. sacred indian burial ground!Copy !req
242. Get out while you still can!
Get out!Copy !req
243. Save yoursleves! Save yourselves!Copy !req
244. Um, I will have a
Sloppy José Value meal.Copy !req
245. And please substitute the
cola with a Cluck-work Orange.Copy !req
246. Thank You.Copy !req
247. Hey...Copy !req
248. Aren't you the guy that lost all that weight...Copy !req
249. eating fast food hero sandwiches?Copy !req
250. Jared right?Copy !req
251. Wow! You are such an inspiration.Copy !req
252. And you kept the weight off!Copy !req
253. How did you do it?Copy !req
254. It's all about
moderation my boy.Copy !req
255. Now you get me that low-fat,
suasage flavored, chicken... mealCopy !req
256. With the General's low-carb mashed potatoes!Copy !req
257. And don't you even think of skimping...Copy !req
258. on the General's all soy gravy.Copy !req
259. You got it Jared.Copy !req
260. Guys I need you to "Pork" a chicken...Copy !req
261. And don't hold pack on the protien gravy.Copy !req
262. And don't hold pack on the protien gravy.Copy !req
263. Ei, Ei, CALIENTE!Copy !req
264. Heads up, Humus!Copy !req
265. Gravy!Copy !req
266. Potatoes and gravy!Copy !req
267. Wow, Jared ..Copy !req
268. Bathroom?Copy !req
269. Where?Copy !req
270. NOW?Copy !req
271. Way to go Jared!Copy !req
272. Good gravy!Copy !req
273. I would like ...Copy !req
274. Are you working here,
just to upset me?Copy !req
275. How could you leave me for
Sappho B. Anthony out there?Copy !req
276. Do you hear this?Copy !req
277. Jared in bathroom- "Oh I can't stop shitting"Copy !req
278. That's the sound of my aching heart.Copy !req
279. Today is not about us.Copy !req
280. Look at the atrocities
American Chicken BunkerCopy !req
281. perform on the chickens you serve...Copy !req
282. the ignorant masses!Copy !req
283. I have your ass on fire!Copy !req
284. I am a geyser ...Copy !req
285. A geyser of shit ...Copy !req
286. So I'm sure...Copy !req
287. that after hearing
all this information...Copy !req
288. Everyone here will realize...Copy !req
289. it is wrong to eat any...Copy !req
290. type of meat.Copy !req
291. Where is the toilet paper?Copy !req
292. - Wendy!Copy !req
293. Becarefu!Copy !req
294. He's Dangerous!Copy !req
295. He might try to serve you some...Copy !req
296. Fried artery clogging flesh!Copy !req
297. At least I'm man enough to have a job...Copy !req
298. and support my family...Copy !req
299. at $ 3.50 an hour!Copy !req
300. I mean what are you doing besides trying...Copy !req
301. to bring down a successful busines man...Copy !req
302. like General Lee Roy?Copy !req
303. By attacking the General...Copy !req
304. You are attacking America!Copy !req
305. Yes!Copy !req
306. My people!Copy !req
307. America!Copy !req
308. The only other place in the world...Copy !req
309. Besides France, Canada...Copy !req
310. The Czech Republic and outer Mongolia.Copy !req
311. Where a rank and file member...Copy !req
312. of the Georgia Chapter KKKCopy !req
313. can rise above his humble up-bring...Copy !req
314. and becaome President and CEO...Copy !req
315. one of the world's most
largest and powerful corporations.Copy !req
316. So tell me, MickiCopy !req
317. What are you doing...Copy !req
318. besides trying to bring down America!Copy !req
319. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!Copy !req
320. Baby Killer!Copy !req
321. Wait, Wendy!Copy !req
322. There's a lot of bad blood between us.Copy !req
323. We should be making love...Copy !req
324. not war.Copy !req
325. You're rightCopy !req
326. You know it baby!Copy !req
327. Now eat my meat...Copy !req
328. You Vegan whores!Copy !req
329. Hi, Arbie!Copy !req
330. Arbie!Copy !req
331. Arbie!Copy !req
332. Arbie!Copy !req
333. Arbie!Copy !req
334. Arbie!Copy !req
335. Arbie!Copy !req
336. Arbie!Copy !req
337. Arbie!Copy !req
338. Oh Wendy!Copy !req
339. Oh Micki's on my radar!Copy !req
340. here comes the heat seeking moister missle!Copy !req
341. Arbie!Copy !req
342. Arbie!Copy !req
343. I was ...Copy !req
344. I was just thinking
about the poor...Copy !req
345. chickens, that's all.Copy !req
346. I'm sorry but ... ArbieCopy !req
347. How could I ever love someone...Copy !req
348. who wants me to eat cock!Copy !req
349. Oh my poor ass!Copy !req
350. What was that?Copy !req
351. Oh, I have to shitCopy !req
352. My God! What Hell was that?Copy !req
353. There's somebody in my stomach...Copy !req
354. get out of my belly!Copy !req
355. I got to get off this toilet!Copy !req
356. Jared, are you alright?Copy !req
357. - Oh my God!Copy !req
358. I'm skinny!Copy !req
359. Yip yip yahoo!
- Jared?Copy !req
360. Denny ...Copy !req
361. Dennnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy!Copy !req
362. - What is it now Arbie boy...Copy !req
363. Oh, shit!Copy !req
364. The guy who did this is gone!Copy !req
365. He just disappeared!Copy !req
366. Well would you stick around to apologize...Copy !req
367. if you shit up a bathroom this bad Arbie!Copy !req
368. God Damned Honkies!Copy !req
369. They're always waitin' for the
Black man to clean up thier mess.Copy !req
370. You see Arbie the same
shit happened in Vietnam!Copy !req
371. The white man thought the
yellow man was turnin' red...Copy !req
372. So he sent the Black man
in to clean up his mess, Arbie!Copy !req
373. WELL GOD DAMMIT ARBIE...Copy !req
374. I AIN'T DOIN' THIS SHIT THIS TIME!Copy !req
375. Why not?Copy !req
376. BECAUSE YOU'RE DOIN' IT!Copy !req
377. NOW YOU TAKE THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' MOP...Copy !req
378. AND GET TO IT!Copy !req
379. All these fried chicken wings I'm serving...Copy !req
380. they make me yurn for your breast, legs and thighs.Copy !req
381. My hunger for you is unswerving...Copy !req
382. Without you, my heart starves and dies.Copy !req
383. All these protests and speeches I'm making...Copy !req
384. To end chicken suffering and slaughter...Copy !req
385. His ony response is that I'm faking...Copy !req
386. that I'm gay ...Copy !req
387. like daughter of Dick Cheney's daughter...Copy !req
388. My meat in your buns makes such special sauce...Copy !req
389. Gay seems my way to quote Robert Frost.Copy !req
390. could be nostalgia for all that is lost...Copy !req
391. could it be our love is star crossed?Copy !req
392. I sure miss getting my salad tossed.Copy !req
393. You are my fries and you're shake makes me shiver...Copy !req
394. You're a happy meal sent from above...Copy !req
395. can this drive-thru called life deliver...Copy !req
396. a heavenly slow fast food love.Copy !req
397. Since that night all I have is self-pleasure.Copy !req
398. Bumping uglies real hard we did grind.Copy !req
399. with tissue and hand cream I try to remember...Copy !req
400. how you stuck this thing ...Copy !req
401. how you stuck this thing up my rear ender...Copy !req
402. with my partner in bed I am yurning...Copy !req
403. to feel pleasure and passion that's trueCopy !req
404. But only thoughts of you keep me burning...Copy !req
405. Memeories of your meat make me stew...Copy !req
406. If hearts were like chickens, yours I'd defrost.Copy !req
407. to reclaim true love what is the cost...Copy !req
408. could be nostalgia for all that is lost...Copy !req
409. could it be our love is star crossed?Copy !req
410. I sure miss getting my salad tossed.Copy !req
411. You are my fries and you're shake makes me shiver...Copy !req
412. You're a happy meal sent from above...Copy !req
413. can this drive-thru called life deliver...Copy !req
414. a heavenly slow fast food love.Copy !req
415. could be nostalgia for all that is lost...Copy !req
416. could it be our love is star crossed?Copy !req
417. I sure miss getting my salad tossed.Copy !req
418. You are my fries and you're shake makes me shiver...Copy !req
419. You're a happy meal sent from above...Copy !req
420. can this drive-thru called life deliver...Copy !req
421. a heavenly slow...Copy !req
422. fast food love.Copy !req
423. heavenly slow...Copy !req
424. fast food love.Copy !req
425. General...Copy !req
426. It's a... a pleasure to meet you sir.Copy !req
427. I've been waitin' for this moment
for a looong time now General sir I...Copy !req
428. Thank you, Thank you, Danny...Copy !req
429. I appreciate that, Thank you.Copy !req
430. That's a... Denny.Copy !req
431. That's... good for you.Copy !req
432. Good Mornin' Tromaville!Copy !req
433. Y'all look lovely!Copy !req
434. Ha Ha Ha!Copy !req
435. Hippies? Protesters?Copy !req
436. Open experssion of political thoughts!Copy !req
437. We will never rest...Copy !req
438. while big buisness tramples over...Copy !req
439. The rich history and culture of the Native Americans...Copy !req
440. While simultamiously slaughtering...Copy !req
441. Countless...Copy !req
442. Innocent...Copy !req
443. Chickens!Copy !req
444. Now ho ho, settle down
there young man.Copy !req
445. Settle down now!Copy !req
446. The General has has provided...Copy !req
447. ample accomodations...Copy !req
448. For your displaced...Copy !req
449. Dead... Red men.Copy !req
450. They have gone to a better place.Copy !req
451. All I want to do is provide for
these poor, hungry, souls.Copy !req
452. Hit it!Copy !req
453. Ah one...Copy !req
454. and a two...Copy !req
455. and a three!Copy !req
456. Troubled angry faces...Copy !req
457. Confuse all about...Copy !req
458. Tell me all of your concerns...Copy !req
459. and I'll sort your problems out.Copy !req
460. Well I use to be quite slim you see...Copy !req
461. But thanks to the fast food industry...Copy !req
462. I've gained some weight...Copy !req
463. I'm big and fat...Copy !req
464. What do you got ot say about that?Copy !req
465. What do you got ot say about that?Copy !req
466. It's not our fault, our foods nutritious...Copy !req
467. Somewhat fresh and quite delicious...Copy !req
468. Your big fat mouth
tells big fat lies...Copy !req
469. So plug it up with our
large fried thigh!Copy !req
470. Independent buisnesses
are hard to find...Copy !req
471. Corporate whores
you and your kind...Copy !req
472. Force them all
close up shop...Copy !req
473. What about all the Moms and the Pops?Copy !req
474. What about all the Moms and the Pops?Copy !req
475. Screw those two bit corner stores...Copy !req
476. We can offer so much more...Copy !req
477. Leave those relics in the past...Copy !req
478. Do you want quality...Copy !req
479. or do you want it fast?Copy !req
480. Mexicans with no green cards...Copy !req
481. zit faced teens and poor retards...Copy !req
482. On unskilled labor your buisness thrives...Copy !req
483. While these poor folks...Copy !req
484. bairly survive.Copy !req
485. We pay them fair for what they do...Copy !req
486. who wants to hire them, surely not you...Copy !req
487. I'm a saint and I really care...Copy !req
488. I keep those schmucks off welfare.Copy !req
489. Fast foood is being advertised...Copy !req
490. on childrens T.V. stations...Copy !req
491. and being sold in elementary schools...Copy !req
492. to kids across the nation.Copy !req
493. toddlers eat fatty foods...Copy !req
494. and keep shitty toys by plat star.Copy !req
495. Mind control the population...Copy !req
496. You corporate fiends you've gone too far...Copy !req
497. Degenerate fucks, you've gone too far!Copy !req
498. The kids learn to arithmatic...Copy !req
499. by counting calories...Copy !req
500. and looking at our menus...Copy !req
501. helps them learn to read.Copy !req
502. Little scientists can analyze...Copy !req
503. the ingredients in our food.Copy !req
504. As long as they don't tell Mom and Dad...Copy !req
505. and get our asses sued!Copy !req
506. So my friends don't fight temptation...Copy !req
507. give yourselves some taste sensation...Copy !req
508. Our Extreme Chicken Supreme is made
with three different kinds of cheeses!Copy !req
509. American Chicken Bunker!Copy !req
510. We are more popular than Jesus!Copy !req
511. (CROWD)
Our Father, who art in heaven...Copy !req
512. Hallowed be thy name...Copy !req
513. (Announcer)
Well Colonel Cluck has a better
add campaign then Jesus.Copy !req
514. This sucks!Copy !req
515. And now the most important part ...Copy !req
516. The "Secret Zest Sauce"Copy !req
517. God, gross, I need a knapkin.Copy !req
518. Is this what you're looking for?Copy !req
519. A giant chicken! Please don't eat me!Copy !req
520. No, no, take it easy!Copy !req
521. Relax son.Copy !req
522. I guess I giant evil chicken
is a bit far fetched.Copy !req
523. Hi, I'm Arbie...?Copy !req
524. I haven't met you yet,
this is my first day here.Copy !req
525. When did you start?Copy !req
526. I've always been here.Copy !req
527. They said you can take smoke
breaks every 2 hours.Copy !req
528. You look young...Copy !req
529. I was young once.Copy !req
530. Full of hopes and dreams, until...Copy !req
531. Until...Copy !req
532. HEY! Who's tellin' the story schmuck?Copy !req
533. I was going to go to college...Copy !req
534. get a degree...Copy !req
535. But Mom, Mom was a retard...Copy !req
536. Dad got blind...Copy !req
537. had to support them...Copy !req
538. So I took this shitty job...Copy !req
539. at American Chicken Bunker...Copy !req
540. and been ther ever since.Copy !req
541. But I don't mindCopy !req
542. Another 13 years, I'll have enough money...Copy !req
543. to be reunited with my best girl form college.Copy !req
544. Wendy.Copy !req
545. - I had a girlfriend named Wendy!Copy !req
546. But ... now she's a lesbian.Copy !req
547. Aren't they all are?Copy !req
548. Oh man, this thong is chaffin' my balls.Copy !req
549. Damn my crank I can't get it out of my...Copy !req
550. That's strange...Copy !req
551. The weather man didn't say anything about...Copy !req
552. Thunderstorms in windowless basements.Copy !req
553. You see Humus...Copy !req
554. I am doing this because
I am a freedom fighter.Copy !req
555. A Che Guevara, Martin Sheen and Janeane
Garofalo...Copy !req
556. rolled into one fabulous burrito...Copy !req
557. of political activism.Copy !req
558. By masterbating into this food...Copy !req
559. I am waking up the world!Copy !req
560. Viva la revolucion!Copy !req
561. Oh Yeah!Copy !req
562. La revolucion is cuming!Copy !req
563. OoooooohhhhCopy !req
564. Ricky Martin, let me cum in your eye!Copy !req
565. Humus, I respect your rights...Copy !req
566. To pray and practice...Copy !req
567. of a legend differnt from my own,Copy !req
568. But that strange clucking
sound is very distracting.Copy !req
569. Can you at least pray
facing that way.Copy !req
570. After all, isn't Mecca over there?Copy !req
571. Motha' Fucka'!Copy !req
572. - Oh, Shiite!Copy !req
573. Well Allah be a monk's uncle!Copy !req
574. The burka bimbo's a murderer!Copy !req
575. It wasn't me!Copy !req
576. It was a chicken!Copy !req
577. Just like you people.Copy !req
578. If it's not the Jews
or the Americans...Copy !req
579. Well then it must be the chickens, Huh!Copy !req
580. HUH!Copy !req
581. Hey man...Copy !req
582. Did you hear that...Copy !req
583. Screaming and grinding
homosexual mexican...Copy !req
584. dying a terrible death sound?Copy !req
585. Look kid, don't waste your
whole life here like I did!Copy !req
586. Get out! Do something!Copy !req
587. Alright... OK... Relax!Copy !req
588. Now this just a temporary situation...Copy !req
589. I got it all mapped out!Copy !req
590. Sure you do.Copy !req
591. Nigga Please...Copy !req
592. Come gather round Arbie...Copy !req
593. Now haven't you heard...Copy !req
594. A carrier in fast food...Copy !req
595. is like polishing turds.Copy !req
596. It may shine like a diamond...Copy !req
597. or sparkle a bit...Copy !req
598. But a turd is a turd...Copy !req
599. It's still just a shit!Copy !req
600. I hear what you're saying
you crazy ole' man...Copy !req
601. but riches and bitches
are part of my plan...Copy !req
602. A career in fast food although
at first it seems untrendy...Copy !req
603. Might win me the heart of my dear Wendy.Copy !req
604. Just look at me how pathetic I stand...Copy !req
605. Alone in this land...Copy !req
606. No chance for romance
just my dick in my hand.Copy !req
607. No chance for advancement,
boy why can't you see.Copy !req
608. Just minimum wage through rotisery.Copy !req
609. So smarten up dumb-ass
before it's to late...Copy !req
610. Earn your B.F.A. or your ...Copy !req
611. FCopy !req
612. UCopy !req
613. CCopy !req
614. K-edCopy !req
615. A bachelors of fine arts is for
rich snobby queers...Copy !req
616. for me it's just debt for
another 4 years...Copy !req
617. I'm soring on wings
fried golden brown...Copy !req
618. on these flightless birds
right out of this town.Copy !req
619. So listen old man,
why can't you see...Copy !req
620. hydrogenated transfat, S.G. ...Copy !req
621. + Fosphoric acid means
gravy to me.Copy !req
622. Once I was young
my strings were all strung...Copy !req
623. but dreams and ambitions
have all turned to dung...Copy !req
624. I chose to fry
now how dumb was I...Copy !req
625. All that is left for me...Copy !req
626. now is to... DIE!Copy !req
627. Yeah well that's not for me
I got a plan B!Copy !req
628. I know it's legit
it's get on TV...Copy !req
629. I'll be all that I can be...Copy !req
630. In the army!Copy !req
631. In the army!Copy !req
632. You young punks
you got brains of grits...Copy !req
633. You only think with your dicks.Copy !req
634. Well you old farts are depressing...Copy !req
635. Now where's that ranch dressing?Copy !req
636. Well see ya around old guy...Copy !req
637. who seems to know a lot about me
for no aparent reason.Copy !req
638. Oh and by the way...Copy !req
639. you got served!Copy !req
640. Now Dopey!Copy !req
641. - Denny!Copy !req
642. I believe the ninja.Copy !req
643. Paco probably slipped on
that unasuming chicken carcass.Copy !req
644. Which is inexplicadly attached
to the grinders on/off switch.Copy !req
645. So get back to work everybody!Copy !req
646. We got a franchise to run!Copy !req
647. Sir, you can't be serious.Copy !req
648. A man just died in there!Copy !req
649. Shut your pie-hole, Dinky!Copy !req
650. Take this camel jocky out
back and hose her down!Copy !req
651. When your clean, come back in here...Copy !req
652. gather up all this meat...Copy !req
653. and slap together three racks of...Copy !req
654. Sloppy Pacos!Copy !req
655. Oh Uh I mean ... Sloppy Joses.Copy !req
656. Hey! Where's Paco?Copy !req
657. Well ...Copy !req
658. I gave him his afternoon off.Copy !req
659. OkayCopy !req
660. and counter girl!Copy !req
661. Never ever leave your register.Copy !req
662. Who knows what that mob of
customers could be doing right now!Copy !req
663. Well, Duey ...
- That's Denny!Copy !req
664. Like the country!Copy !req
665. Whatever. We're stayin' open.Copy !req
666. But listen sir...
- Now, now, now ...Copy !req
667. Yeah I know, I know, I knowCopy !req
668. Sure, sure Paco had a horrible
accident and died.Copy !req
669. But don't worry...Copy !req
670. American Chicken Bunker
will pay him for the full day.Copy !req
671. And for god's sakes,
keep your yap shut.Copy !req
672. All I need is for those Hippies
out there to find out...Copy !req
673. Somebody died
here on opening day.Copy !req
674. Even if it was just a...Copy !req
675. Filthy...Copy !req
676. Illiterate...Copy !req
677. Homo-mexican.Copy !req
678. My grandmama is goin' to be so mad!Copy !req
679. Shit!Copy !req
680. That Chicken...Copy !req
681. The chicken has declared Jihad on us all!Copy !req
682. Hey that reminds me.Copy !req
683. I need to get tampon.Copy !req
684. YEAH!Copy !req
685. That's one baaaad chicken!Copy !req
686. Hey Father O'Houlihan,
back for seconds.Copy !req
687. I don't mean to complain...Copy !req
688. But there's a severed penis
in me Sloppy JoseCopy !req
689. That's weirdCopy !req
690. Well I'll tell you what.Copy !req
691. You sir, are entitled to one
free Sloppy Jose on the house.Copy !req
692. I'll go get it for you.Copy !req
693. You're a happy meal sent from above...Copy !req
694. in this drive-thru called life deliver...Copy !req
695. a heavenly slow fast food love.Copy !req
696. Arbie!Copy !req
697. How dare you let that priest
nibble on my cock?Copy !req
698. What are you...Copy !req
699. The Catholic Church!Copy !req
700. Holy Shit! Is that you, Paco?Copy !req
701. Well I ain't chopped liver?Copy !req
702. Now scoop me off of this bun
and give me a proper burial.Copy !req
703. Trust me Homes..Copy !req
704. You got enough pissed off spirits...Copy !req
705. lookin' to take a bite out of
your tight, tasty ass.Copy !req
706. What are you talking about?Copy !req
707. Look, Now that I'm dead...Copy !req
708. I've decided to stop living a lie.Copy !req
709. I'm gay Arbie.Copy !req
710. As queer as a well known
Scientologist Hollywood actor.Copy !req
711. Now there is some bad shit
heading your way. Honey.Copy !req
712. Oh my God, what?Copy !req
713. By building a ACB on sacred ground,Copy !req
714. The General united two of the most
disenfranchised races on the planet.Copy !req
715. Displaced Native Americans...Copy !req
716. and billions of chickens...Copy !req
717. sent to the concertration coops.Copy !req
718. There hasn't been such
a leathal combination of...Copy !req
719. of Chicken and Indians...Copy !req
720. Since Tandoori was introduced
to the American people.Copy !req
721. Wait a minute!Copy !req
722. Wait a minute!Copy !req
723. Hold it!Copy !req
724. Now.Copy !req
725. What Scientologist Hollywood actor is gay?Copy !req
726. Pay attention stupid!Copy !req
727. If you fail, the virus will spread.Copy !req
728. And those of you not infected...Copy !req
729. Will be relocated to...Copy !req
730. free range, white meat
reservation coops.Copy !req
731. Yeah right, that's good evil spirits!Copy !req
732. I'll believe in the supernatural
when I see it...Copy !req
733. Talking sandwich!Copy !req
734. Now excuse meCopy !req
735. I have to serve the priest...Copy !req
736. A penis-free Sloppy Jose!Copy !req
737. You really are stupid!Copy !req
738. just listen...Copy !req
739. to stop them...Copy !req
740. you must find thier one true weakness.Copy !req
741. Which we all know is ...Copy !req
742. Despite the claims of our critics...Copy !req
743. Our food here at ACB...Copy !req
744. is healthy and served fresh daily!Copy !req
745. I hope you enjoy
our newCopy !req
746. My Lai "Massacre" WallpaperCopy !req
747. I just had it installed today.Copy !req
748. Oh Look...Copy !req
749. It's one of our beautiful "Counter girls"Copy !req
750. Preparing one our famous Sloppy Jose.Copy !req
751. Why don't you come on
over here have oneCopy !req
752. I don't think you want to serve
that Sloppy Jose, General!Copy !req
753. Pay no mind to this "Sassy Lassy".Copy !req
754. Our Sloppy Jose are delicious.Copy !req
755. I eat at least one everyday.Copy !req
756. Give me that!Copy !req
757. And that's when I realized
dropping out of Harvard law school...Copy !req
758. To join the
American Chicken Bunker team...Copy !req
759. Was the right career
decission for me.Copy !req
760. To be with the
ones I truely love...Copy !req
761. Dead, partially thawed, uncooked carcasses.Copy !req
762. Why are you so tense, Baby?Copy !req
763. Why don't you have
a little drink?Copy !req
764. It'll loosen ya' up!Copy !req
765. Oh oh I'm sorry Baby, I'm sorry.Copy !req
766. Daddy didn't mean to hurt you.Copy !req
767. What's that?Copy !req
768. You want me to kiss you?Copy !req
769. Well, okay ...Copy !req
770. Wait, wait ...Copy !req
771. Are you sure you want to do this?Copy !req
772. We're still going to have to work
together, afterwards and all.Copy !req
773. And I do not want things to be wierd.Copy !req
774. Alright, but I do insist on safety.Copy !req
775. That is some grade A white meat!Copy !req
776. Oh don't worry
Carl Junior ain't adverst...Copy !req
777. to takin' the back door.Copy !req
778. Oh you want to talk dirty!Copy !req
779. Oh I ain't adverst to hearing
what's on your dirty, filthy, little...Copy !req
780. Slut Chicken mind!Copy !req
781. Easy, easy with the teeth!Copy !req
782. Easy with the teeth!Copy !req
783. I was goin' to pull out...Copy !req
784. It just felt so good!Copy !req
785. I'm exhausted!Copy !req
786. But the place sparkles again.Copy !req
787. Help Me!Copy !req
788. get it off!Copy !req
789. My cock!Copy !req
790. My cock!Copy !req
791. What do I do?Copy !req
792. The shis kebab psycho's done it again!Copy !req
793. My franchise! My Grandmama Rose's savings.Copy !req
794. I knew we should have invested in Google?Copy !req
795. No, I was trying to help.Copy !req
796. By fucking him to death with a mop?Copy !req
797. Now if this was that
Faggot-ass Paco Bell...Copy !req
798. Then maybe I'd buy Humus,
MAYBE I WOULD BUY IT!Copy !req
799. B-B-B-BUT Carl Jr!Copy !req
800. You just made me blow my only chance...Copy !req
801. to earn enough money
to own my own franchise.Copy !req
802. Denny's.Copy !req
803. Shit!Copy !req
804. You know I ought to fire your ass!Copy !req
805. You 9/11, World Trade Center crashin'...Copy !req
806. Turbin wearin' moth*-Copy !req
807. Stop!Copy !req
808. This is not a terrorist thing.Copy !req
809. And this not a sodomy thing.Copy !req
810. This is an angry Chicken Indian spirit thing!Copy !req
811. WHAT!Copy !req
812. If we don't find away to stop them...Copy !req
813. We're all going to have
mops shoved up out butts!Copy !req
814. We all take it in the dumper some time boy...Copy !req
815. Only the strong will keep
American Chicken Bunker runnin'Copy !req
816. While the weak scury away.Copy !req
817. Clenchin' their mud flaps closed.Copy !req
818. Carl Jr?Copy !req
819. Holy liabillity he's alive!Copy !req
820. Get back to work everybody, he's fine!Copy !req
821. Carl Jr, you all right?Copy !req
822. Would you look at the size of my "Wood-Pecker"Copy !req
823. Don't worry buddy, we're going to get you
to a hospital and fix you up real good.Copy !req
824. Humus, see if you find
his rectum, I think it's over by the grill.Copy !req
825. You're not takin' him anywhere!Copy !req
826. Humus!Copy !req
827. Drop that rectum.Copy !req
828. But he will die!Copy !req
829. Plus if Wendy sees me caring him out...Copy !req
830. she might think I'm nice.Copy !req
831. You think I'm going
let you take a man...Copy !req
832. With a mop shoved up his brown eye...Copy !req
833. out in front of those
hippies and TV cameras out there?Copy !req
834. I would be ruined boy!Copy !req
835. This is a man's life we're talkin' about!Copy !req
836. A caring, loving memeber
of this extended family...Copy !req
837. We call humanity.Copy !req
838. If you take me to see a doctorCopy !req
839. Make sure he ain't no "Jew Bastard"Copy !req
840. We'll maybe not so much with
the caring and the loving.Copy !req
841. Dicky! Humus!Copy !req
842. Grab these chicken buckets and follow me!Copy !req
843. Hardy! Red Lob! you heard
what the man said, grab a bucket!Copy !req
844. Here Carl Jr is have some of
your whiskey.Copy !req
845. That's odd...Copy !req
846. Generally, I reckon I don't know
what's goin' round here now.Copy !req
847. Follow my lead son...Copy !req
848. As Larry said Tudgeman
Let them eat fried chicken!Copy !req
849. Hold it down everybody,
Hold it down now!Copy !req
850. Now you all been out here for hours,Copy !req
851. And I'd be angry too,
if I hadn't eaten yet either.Copy !req
852. That's why I want to make
this here peace offerin'...Copy !req
853. with free pieces of chicken!Copy !req
854. If you think free chicken will win us over...Copy !req
855. You are completly mad!Copy !req
856. You are mad!Copy !req
857. Mad to give away chicken this good!Copy !req
858. It's delicious!Copy !req
859. What about the Indians,
the chickens, the protesting?Copy !req
860. Wendy, this is bigger than all of us!Copy !req
861. This chicken is the American dream!Copy !req
862. I can hear American singing!Copy !req
863. What?Copy !req
864. It's just like my ole' Grandpappy use to say:Copy !req
865. Hey Jr. !Copy !req
866. Get over here with dem matches!Copy !req
867. "This cross ain't goin' to burn it's self!Copy !req
868. What?Copy !req
869. Uh, I meant:
"This chicken ain't goin' to eat itself!Copy !req
870. Eat up everyone!Copy !req
871. What are these tiny little
bumps all over my chicken?Copy !req
872. um those?
Those are ...Copy !req
873. Our new flavor pods!Copy !req
874. flavor pods!Copy !req
875. Eat everybodyl!Copy !req
876. If you love what you are eatin' here...Copy !req
877. You ain't ate nothin' yet!Copy !req
878. Come on in!Copy !req
879. What happened?Copy !req
880. Well kid we did it!Copy !req
881. It was near perfect!Copy !req
882. Now that all the local nut jobs and P.E.Copy !req
883. And all that free media
coverage you got me,Copy !req
884. American Chicken Bunker Empire
is sure to grow and grow!Copy !req
885. Oh, my little baby, you like it.
Yes! Yes!Copy !req
886. Baby loves it!Copy !req
887. Baby like!Copy !req
888. Baby is hungry!
- Baby is hungry?Copy !req
889. What the Hell ...?Copy !req
890. It's not what it looks like!Copy !req
891. Micki, how could you?Copy !req
892. What? The fake protesting
or baby powder thing?Copy !req
893. Both.Copy !req
894. My Little Wendy, you can be so naiveCopy !req
895. The future of this country,
is branding and franchising.Copy !req
896. There's no stopping it...Copy !req
897. I decided to follow the money.Copy !req
898. And fort he record...Copy !req
899. Havin' a diapper fetish is a completely...Copy !req
900. Normal...Copy !req
901. Healthy...Copy !req
902. and harmless bedroom activivty.Copy !req
903. My God! I do not believe it!Copy !req
904. Generall, I think you need to come and take a look
at what's goin' on out there!Copy !req
905. Who'd that A-rab kill now?Copy !req
906. Th-the retarded counter girl.Copy !req
907. Killed?Copy !req
908. Arbie.Copy !req
909. A-rab?Copy !req
910. Retarded!Copy !req
911. Wendy!Copy !req
912. If your food is so delicious and nutrisious General,
how do you explain this?Copy !req
913. Everyone knows that Tromaville
is the world capital of bulimia.Copy !req
914. Try again.Copy !req
915. Whatever it is it has nothing
to do with American Chicken Bunker!Copy !req
916. We produce only high quality...Copy !req
917. Chicken flavored...Copy !req
918. Food Stuffs!Copy !req
919. Oh Yeah?Copy !req
920. Well if it's such high quality Flavored "Food Stuffs"...Copy !req
921. Why don't you eat it?Copy !req
922. Fine.Copy !req
923. You want to see the
Genral eat the chicken?Copy !req
924. Then the General is goin'
to eat the chicken!Copy !req
925. WShat's the matter, General?Copy !req
926. You know something your loyal customers don't?Copy !req
927. No, I just remembered
my water aerobics in a half hour.Copy !req
928. I can't afford to get cramps.Copy !req
929. DO IT, GENERALl!Copy !req
930. Well how is it?
- It's fine.Copy !req
931. It's fine it's better then fine...Copy !req
932. It's delicious...Copy !req
933. I'm lovin' it!Copy !req
934. See! I told you there was
nothin' to worry about!Copy !req
935. Our food here at ACB...Copy !req
936. every leg, every thigh...Copy !req
937. is fresh, tasty and...Copy !req
938. My God! My ass!Copy !req
939. Get out of my way!Copy !req
940. Get out!Copy !req
941. What the Hell did I just drop?Copy !req
942. Two can play att his game Mister!Copy !req
943. I can't believe I left Arbie,
for someone as horrible as you.Copy !req
944. I should never have left you!Copy !req
945. A stupid, smelly, jerk-face...Copy !req
946. who as no respect for
other peoples feelings...Copy !req
947. and dumps the best
thing she ever had...Copy !req
948. for some phony-butch-hoes bag-lesbian fool!Copy !req
949. What?Copy !req
950. Hush now sweet, Wendy.
I forgive you!Copy !req
951. Do you hear something?Copy !req
952. You guys notice anything
wierd today? Because I ...Copy !req
953. Whatthe Fuck is that?Copy !req
954. It's the anger Chicano spirit!Copy !req
955. This must be what Paco Bell
warned us about!Copy !req
956. They reanimated Carl Junior!Copy !req
957. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
958. General, who did this to you?Copy !req
959. The Chicken!Copy !req
960. The chicken's come back from the dead!Copy !req
961. We got to get out of here!Copy !req
962. I saw a bad chicken once.Copy !req
963. I was delivering chickens to IndianapolisCopy !req
964. You were on that delivery
truck route in Indianapolis?Copy !req
965. Oh My God ...Copy !req
966. What happened?Copy !req
967. A Japanese import slammed into us on I-90.Copy !req
968. I was returning from a delivery ...Copy !req
969. Grade A birds...Copy !req
970. We was the bomb now!Copy !req
971. 1100 feathers went out onto the road...Copy !req
972. Our tires went flat in about 12 minutesCopy !req
973. didn't see the first chicken...
for about a half ohurCopy !req
974. Rooster one footer.Copy !req
975. You know they say you can
tell the size of a cockCopy !req
976. By stairring it down from it's beak...Copy !req
977. all the way to it's tail feather.Copy !req
978. Nobody knew we was out on
I-90 that night...Copy !req
979. No distress signal had been sent.Copy !req
980. didn't have cell phones back then...Copy !req
981. Could afford a pager.Copy !req
982. When they got the signal the chickens went cruizin'.Copy !req
983. So that's when me and Larry...Copy !req
984. That was the guy who
was ridin' with me...Copy !req
985. We formed ourselves into a tight circle...Copy !req
986. and prayed that the
chickens didn't see us.Copy !req
987. Sometime a chicken would go away...Copy !req
988. Sometime they notCopy !req
989. That's the thing about a chicken, Arbie.Copy !req
990. It's got "Dead" eyes ...Copy !req
991. Black...Copy !req
992. like a sex doll!Copy !req
993. then there comes that...Copy !req
994. Terrible ...Copy !req
995. High pitched, Cluck...Copy !req
996. Yeah, yeah just like that,
Ar... aAAHHHHHHCopy !req
997. Run!Copy !req
998. that's my soccer leg!Copy !req
999. This restaurant is terrible!Copy !req
1000. I know it's fatting...Copy !req
1001. But I love the skin.Copy !req
1002. hate the skin!Copy !req
1003. My balls!Copy !req
1004. Make a wishCopy !req
1005. I wish I was a princessCopy !req
1006. Not on my face ...Copy !req
1007. Not on my fuckin' face!Copy !req
1008. God! Protect us!Copy !req
1009. You fuckin' feather-face can't
fuck with me!Copy !req
1010. Big midgets got a big tool!Copy !req
1011. I've got bitch titties!Copy !req
1012. Die, You Zombie Bastard!Copy !req
1013. Oops, sorryCopy !req
1014. Booya Bia-tch!Copy !req
1015. You saved us!
- It was notCopy !req
1016. Where did you get this gun?Copy !req
1017. I have a whole stash of them here.Copy !req
1018. I keep them here,
witht children's toys.Copy !req
1019. I was gonig to be an alienated
employee who kept to himself...Copy !req
1020. And went on a murderous
rampage this afternoon.Copy !req
1021. After all how could I
get name for myself.Copy !req
1022. Excellent dude! You're a total life saver!Copy !req
1023. Look out!Copy !req
1024. Fat elitist demon fuck!Copy !req
1025. Now we finish it!Copy !req
1026. With this bullet...Copy !req
1027. I put and end to the tyranny
of American Chicken Bunker...Copy !req
1028. and a symbolic end to corporate greed!Copy !req
1029. Wait a minute.
Yes?Copy !req
1030. Jambalaya! Craydaddy!
Poboy! Gumbo! God Dammit!Copy !req
1031. He's turned into into a
Blackened Cajun chicken!Copy !req
1032. Hey, Denny!
- What?Copy !req
1033. You won the contest
- Which?Copy !req
1034. The wet t-shirt contest, Motha' Fucka'!Copy !req
1035. They are very slowly
approaching the entranceCopy !req
1036. We have to find a way to keep them out!Copy !req
1037. How? This place is 50% glass!Copy !req
1038. They will break through faster than the 5 minutes...Copy !req
1039. it took me to turn wendy into
full blown lesbian.Copy !req
1040. We have to act before they turn the glass into...Copy !req
1041. Lesbians!Copy !req
1042. I've got it!Copy !req
1043. Well done, Wendy!Copy !req
1044. My nose ...
- IHe's alive!Copy !req
1045. You hear me?Copy !req
1046. Of course, you dumb schmuck!Copy !req
1047. He bit off my nose, not my ears!Copy !req
1048. You were a great man.Copy !req
1049. Let yourself slip into deathCopy !req
1050. As the valiant warrior you are.Copy !req
1051. What the fuck are you talkin' about idiot?Copy !req
1052. I lead a shitiy life!Copy !req
1053. I was an A.C.B. counter girl
for 25 yearsCopy !req
1054. Just like you'll be!Copy !req
1055. I am you you dumb prick!
Don't you get it?Copy !req
1056. Change of life or you'll end up like me!Copy !req
1057. What do we do?Copy !req
1058. We should sneak out and run for our lives!Copy !req
1059. Wait, we can not leaveCopy !req
1060. My daughter is gone, she's only 5 yearsCopy !req
1061. Help me, sir!Copy !req
1062. I am a girl, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
1063. Arbie, We can't leave the little crippled girl hear to die.Copy !req
1064. She's crippled too?Copy !req
1065. If it helps.Copy !req
1066. We have to find the girl, it ends now!Copy !req
1067. Or in about 15 minutes.Copy !req
1068. Suit yourself, because I am
gettin' the Hell out of here!Copy !req
1069. Micki, Are you crazy?Copy !req
1070. One step outside and
you are a hen pecked human.Copy !req
1071. Human? Yes.Copy !req
1072. But they will not attack a fellow bird.Copy !req
1073. We'll make better time if we split up.Copy !req
1074. We'll stay here and you look in...Copy !req
1075. that spooky and possibly
chicken monster infested kitchen.Copy !req
1076. Sounds good.Copy !req
1077. What did you see?Copy !req
1078. I'lm going to kill you all!Copy !req
1079. Katie?Copy !req
1080. Cock-a-Doodle Dooo!Copy !req
1081. What do you waiting for?
Kill it, beat it to death!Copy !req
1082. Wait, wait a second!Copy !req
1083. Carl Jr. it's me, Arbie.Copy !req
1084. I know somewhere deep with in the bowols
of this creature you've become...Copy !req
1085. Lives the soul of the beautiful...Copy !req
1086. racist, animal fucking...Copy !req
1087. Inbreed trailer trash...Copy !req
1088. I know and loved!Copy !req
1089. So please tell us!
How to stop them!Copy !req
1090. Whiskey!Copy !req
1091. Carl, I need you to focus.Copy !req
1092. first tell me how to kill them...Copy !req
1093. and then i'll give you a drink.Copy !req
1094. Alcohol, Arbie ... Alcohol.Copy !req
1095. Fine be an asshole!Copy !req
1096. OK, you got your booze Now rummy...Copy !req
1097. Tell us, how do we kill them!Copy !req
1098. I will not be ignored!Copy !req
1099. Come on, bastard!
- Arbie ...Copy !req
1100. Arbie...Copy !req
1101. it's dead.Copy !req
1102. FUCK!Copy !req
1103. Well now we may never know!Copy !req
1104. That sounded like a...Copy !req
1105. featherd, market tested...Copy !req
1106. corporate mascot...Copy !req
1107. crashing through the back door!Copy !req
1108. Too the kitchen!Copy !req
1109. Oi Vei!Copy !req
1110. Micki!Copy !req
1111. What happened?
We thought you escaped.Copy !req
1112. I tried, I almost made it.Copy !req
1113. I got to my car, then ...Copy !req
1114. As soon as someone dies you
forget about ole' Arbie.Copy !req
1115. and then you go back
to your lesbiotic ways!Copy !req
1116. I can't stand to watch this...Copy !req
1117. I'm gonig back to talk
to the demon chicken.Copy !req
1118. I mean...Copy !req
1119. at least with the demon-chicken...Copy !req
1120. you know were you stand!Copy !req
1121. Oh GOD!Copy !req
1122. Micki!Copy !req
1123. What did those monsters do to you?Copy !req
1124. Let's get you out of this ridiculous
Colonel Cluck get up.Copy !req
1125. You hear this?
"No, no dear God please No!"Copy !req
1126. I'm mean give it up Wendy.
Micki is dead!Copy !req
1127. No!Copy !req
1128. one minute she's with me...Copy !req
1129. then next minute she's all melodramatic
about her dead girlfriend!Copy !req
1130. Girls are so fucking fictle!Copy !req
1131. It drives me nutsCopy !req
1132. I hear ya' dog!Copy !req
1133. But there is an off chase that
Micki has turned into a demon...Copy !req
1134. and is trying to killing
Wendy right now!Copy !req
1135. I doubt that!Copy !req
1136. You know what...Copy !req
1137. I'm going to suck it up
and bethere for her.Copy !req
1138. You go, boyfriend!Copy !req
1139. Oh God Wendy!Copy !req
1140. That is sick having sex with a corpse!Copy !req
1141. No you moron!Copy !req
1142. She's turned into one of the Demons!Copy !req
1143. DUH!Copy !req
1144. Get off my girlfriend...Copy !req
1145. You Casino owner...Copy !req
1146. Carpet munching...Copy !req
1147. DEMON!Copy !req
1148. How do I get you off!Copy !req
1149. I will get you off!Copy !req
1150. I'll beat you off!Copy !req
1151. I will choke the chicken!Copy !req
1152. I'm goin to choke the chicken!Copy !req
1153. Come-off...Copy !req
1154. Please God come...Copy !req
1155. AHHHHH!Copy !req
1156. Well looks like my job here is done.Copy !req
1157. Thirsty?Copy !req
1158. I'll have some punch!Copy !req
1159. Humus, help us ...Copy !req
1160. By the power of Allah,Copy !req
1161. I HAVE THE POWER!Copy !req
1162. Please don't hurt us.Copy !req
1163. Look at Barry Bonds now!Copy !req
1164. Stay behind me, my childrenCopy !req
1165. For I have the power of the Christ!Copy !req
1166. The power of the Christ compells you!Copy !req
1167. The box office power of
Mel Gibson, compells you.Copy !req
1168. Hail Satan?
- No!Copy !req
1169. Mazel Tov!Copy !req
1170. Silly Priest!Copy !req
1171. Everyone knows there's no
such thing as Jesus.Copy !req
1172. Let's aproach in a slow and menacing way.Copy !req
1173. Arbie, look ...Copy !req
1174. Beer!Copy !req
1175. Wendy you fucking drunk!Copy !req
1176. Now is not the time!Copy !req
1177. Wendy!Copy !req
1178. Do you remember
when I asked the Carl Jr. Zombie...Copy !req
1179. How to kill the monsters?Copy !req
1180. And he was like: "Alcohol"Copy !req
1181. Then he died.Copy !req
1182. Well I was thinking...Copy !req
1183. what if he wasn't really being a Dick...Copy !req
1184. and he was trying to tell me...Copy !req
1185. that alcohol kills the them?Copy !req
1186. Now, The reason I think this is...Copy !req
1187. when we first met the Chief...Copy !req
1188. He was drunk and couldn't
form a coherent sentence.Copy !req
1189. Then...Copy !req
1190. when the Paco Bell sandwich...Copy !req
1191. told me that Indians
had possed the chickens...Copy !req
1192. and the only way to stop them...Copy !req
1193. was to use their only one true weakness...Copy !req
1194. well that got me thinking.Copy !req
1195. going down on Micki...Copy !req
1196. Well not really, I was still picturing you...Copy !req
1197. But!Copy !req
1198. then when you said:
"Arbie look beer!"Copy !req
1199. And then I accused you of
being a Fucking drunk.Copy !req
1200. That got me thinking...Copy !req
1201. Native Americans have an intolerence for...Copy !req
1202. I did it! I killed them!Copy !req
1203. We're alive!Copy !req
1204. I knew it!Copy !req
1205. Alcohol!Copy !req
1206. Everyone know that Native Americans
are fucking drunks.Copy !req
1207. I mean...Copy !req
1208. As soon as the indians were tricked...Copy !req
1209. into becomnig addicted to the
white mans fermented beverages...Copy !req
1210. It spelled disaster for these
proud, proud people.Copy !req
1211. And that's their one true weakness.Copy !req
1212. Next to small pox of course.Copy !req
1213. This Buds for you!Copy !req
1214. Tastes great less filling!Copy !req
1215. Tap into the Rockies Bitch!Copy !req
1216. Looks like a pump, feels like a sneeker!Copy !req
1217. Cha, cha, ching, motherfuckers!Copy !req
1218. Cha, cha, cha, chia!Copy !req
1219. Awesome!Copy !req
1220. Shit!Copy !req
1221. It's stuck!
- God Dammit!Copy !req
1222. Hey!Copy !req
1223. Humus din't you die?Copy !req
1224. Follow me!Copy !req
1225. no time to explain.Copy !req
1226. Let's go!Copy !req
1227. The little girl!Copy !req
1228. This... this is an egg!Copy !req
1229. Guys this is an egg here,
it's not Katie.Copy !req
1230. I found her!Copy !req
1231. Don't be afraid little katie,
we won't let anything bad happen to you.Copy !req
1232. That's right.Copy !req
1233. We won't let those awful
chickens do to you...Copy !req
1234. what they did to your mothers
bloody decapicated corpse.Copy !req
1235. Mommy!Copy !req
1236. Arbie! Why would you say
something like that?Copy !req
1237. Yeah, Counter grrrrrrrl!Copy !req
1238. What would make you say
somethin' like that?Copy !req
1239. It's Ariel Sharon!Copy !req
1240. Dear God, no!Copy !req
1241. We are trapped. We're deadCopy !req
1242. I know, Wendy.Copy !req
1243. But I just want you to know that...Copy !req
1244. I realize now why you left me.Copy !req
1245. Besides the fact that I had...Copy !req
1246. the social skills
and mental skills of a...Copy !req
1247. Shit covered Mongoloid...Copy !req
1248. I had no drive, no ambition.Copy !req
1249. I used my parents disabilities
as an excuse to avoid college...Copy !req
1250. To avoid growing up.Copy !req
1251. What I know is...Copy !req
1252. You need a man, not a boy.Copy !req
1253. A man to drive you, a man to inspire you.Copy !req
1254. A man support you
in the emotional way...Copy !req
1255. Not financially, to be clearCopy !req
1256. A man to complete you.Copy !req
1257. One more minute...Copy !req
1258. A man who loves and respects youCopy !req
1259. Even if that man you chose, was a woman!Copy !req
1260. If we make it through this,
I want you to know...Copy !req
1261. I can be that woman. I ...Copy !req
1262. You had at "Shit covered Mongoloid"Copy !req
1263. Oh, Wendy!Copy !req
1264. Dinner!Copy !req
1265. Frightning human faces,
bodies strewn about...Copy !req
1266. Would you like a last resquest,
before I peck your eyeballs out!Copy !req
1267. Mr Chicken have compation!Copy !req
1268. Before our bone,
you start mashin'Copy !req
1269. Can't you see that
we're in love!Copy !req
1270. Sorryl don't give a fuck!Copy !req
1271. We just came to fuck shit up!Copy !req
1272. You show no love for the red skin man...Copy !req
1273. you came, you saw, you raped our land!Copy !req
1274. You white devils are a fiendish breed...Copy !req
1275. you know not love, just death and greed!Copy !req
1276. But I love Arbie yes it's true...Copy !req
1277. The Indians and chickens we love them too!Copy !req
1278. Bullshit, that's just pillow talk...Copy !req
1279. You lied to us at Plymoth Rock!Copy !req
1280. The last thing you hear is our squak!Copy !req
1281. The white man has destroyed our race...Copy !req
1282. You spit in Mother nature's face!Copy !req
1283. Flightless birds you love to eat...Copy !req
1284. Consume you now...Copy !req
1285. The new...Copy !req
1286. White...Copy !req
1287. Meat!Copy !req
1288. I'll be with you in just a minute...Copy !req
1289. I have gas, I must ...Copy !req
1290. I have heartburn ...Copy !req
1291. He's gonig to explode!Copy !req
1292. Well that was anit-cilamatic.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1293. I guess he couldn't handle Mexican!Copy !req
1294. Paco you're a hero!Copy !req
1295. Actually Arbie he's a grinder.Copy !req
1296. No that's how he died, he's a sub.Copy !req
1297. I may like to be filled with Seamen...Copy !req
1298. But I ain't no submarine.Copy !req
1299. Enough of these snadwich jokes...Copy !req
1300. But we're on a roll!Copy !req
1301. No, I am!Copy !req
1302. They're coming in!Copy !req
1303. we have a choice:Copy !req
1304. we can either escape out back and
let the demons take over the world.Copy !req
1305. or we can stand up and fight, as we try to save humanity.Copy !req
1306. I'm kind of leaning towards the former.Copy !req
1307. We can't let them destroy America!Copy !req
1308. I say we fight!Copy !req
1309. Destroy America!Copy !req
1310. Over my dead body!Copy !req
1311. God Dammit!Copy !req
1312. Holy Mother of God!
Hummus so you're HOT!Copy !req
1313. I just want to fuck you!Copy !req
1314. Give me head, right now!Copy !req
1315. No! There must be another way.Copy !req
1316. Go Arbie, you and Wendy must go on.Copy !req
1317. Let your love blossom.Copy !req
1318. and always remember:Copy !req
1319. Judge not lest you be judged yourself!Copy !req
1320. I kill myslef so Demorcacy may servive!Copy !req
1321. May Allah bless America!Copy !req
1322. Die, mother Fuckers!Copy !req
1323. Paco, let's go!
- No, I'm staying.Copy !req
1324. America isn't ready to except
a gay, mexican, chicken sandwich!Copy !req
1325. Crap! I forgot to punch out my time card.Copy !req
1326. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1327. No!Copy !req
1328. Humus did it!Copy !req
1329. She martyred herself to aradicateCopy !req
1330. The Chicken/Native American menace!Copy !req
1331. Oh Humus I hope you get those 72 VirginiansCopy !req
1332. Because they are for lovers!Copy !req
1333. The Chief!Copy !req
1334. He's turned into one of the undead!Copy !req
1335. No, he's just loaded.
Let's go home.Copy !req
1336. Lie down, honeyCopy !req
1337. Here this will help you relax.Copy !req
1338. We'll get you to safety.Copy !req
1339. oh Arbie, you were so brave!
- We all were.Copy !req
1340. And by sticking together...Copy !req
1341. we rid the world of those insidious beasts.Copy !req
1342. You know it's time we start
living our lives right.Copy !req
1343. No more dead end jobs for Arbie.Copy !req
1344. We're safe and sound and the
future never looked brighter.Copy !req
1345. And I've learned that...Copy !req
1346. protesting big buisness is
narrow minded and miss guided.Copy !req
1347. Maybe by pointing my finger at the...Copy !req
1348. corporate elite and special interest groups...Copy !req
1349. I've just been running away for my own insecurities.Copy !req
1350. Isn't that right little girl?Copy !req
1351. Uh-Huh.Copy !req
1352. Arbie, I don't feel... so... good.Copy !req
1353. It must be beer tailkin'
- YeahCopy !req