1. For numenator.Copy !req
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3. Be around him lo...Copy !req
4. Ever since Ameri...Copy !req
5. We'd like to thank the fo...Copy !req
6. Our cash bail will be out by...Copy !req
7. And, you know...
Bobo.Copy !req
8. Behind the mighty.Copy !req
9. Said to my wife, "Berni... "Copy !req
10. Sorry, boy.
They hurt...Copy !req
11. went through the crack.Copy !req
12. - This ham...
- Our 12th edition...Copy !req
13. of the Psychic Friends Network.Copy !req
14. Shea Stad...Copy !req
15. You're watching TV Time!Copy !req
16. The only network playing lots of old stuff
in nothing but black and white.Copy !req
17. Why, it's fun for the whole family.Copy !req
18. TV Time! Remember, you're soaking in it.Copy !req
19. This Friday on TV Time!Copy !req
20. Take the phone off the hook
and the plastic off the couch.Copy !req
21. That's right,
it's the Pleasantville marathon.Copy !req
22. Twenty-four hours chocked full
of pure family values.Copy !req
23. Featuring the warm greeting.Copy !req
24. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
25. - Proper nutrition.
- Do you want some more cookies?Copy !req
26. And, of course, safe sex.Copy !req
27. Why, it's a scrapbook of
all your favorite Pleasantville memories.Copy !req
28. There's "Trouble at the Barbershop"...Copy !req
29. "Fireman for a Day"...Copy !req
30. "The Big Game"...Copy !req
31. and who could forget
"Bud Gets a Job"?Copy !req
32. So join all your favorites:
Mary Sue, Bud, George and Betty...Copy !req
33. and, oh, yes,
Mr. Johnson at the soda shop.Copy !req
34. There's more.
If you put your thinking caps on...Copy !req
35. you could win $1000
in our Pleasantville trivia contest...Copy !req
36. plus a free trip
to the Pleasantville of your choice.Copy !req
37. Flash back to kinder, gentler times...Copy !req
38. on the Pleasantville marathon,
this Friday, only on TV Time!Copy !req
39. Hi.Copy !req
40. I mean, hi.Copy !req
41. Look, you probably don't think
I should be asking you this.Copy !req
42. I mean, not knowing you well and all.Copy !req
43. I mean, you know, I know you.
Everybody knows you.Copy !req
44. I just don't know you technically.Copy !req
45. Uh...Copy !req
46. Anyhow, I don't know
what you're doing this weekend...Copy !req
47. but my mom's leaving town...Copy !req
48. and she's letting me borrow the car,
so, you know...Copy !req
49. Okey-dokey, so just give me a call.Copy !req
50. Let me know.Copy !req
51. Bye.Copy !req
52. For those of you going
to college next year...Copy !req
53. the chance of finding a good job...Copy !req
54. will actually decrease
by the time you graduate.Copy !req
55. The available number
of entry-level jobs...Copy !req
56. will drop 31 percent
over the next four years.Copy !req
57. Median income for those jobs
will go down as well.Copy !req
58. Obviously, my friends,
it's a competitive world...Copy !req
59. and good grades
are your only ticket through.Copy !req
60. In fact, by the year 2000...Copy !req
61. the chance of contracting HIV
from a non-monogamous lifestyle...Copy !req
62. will climb to one in 150.Copy !req
63. The odds of dying in an auto accident
are only one in 2500.Copy !req
64. This marks a drastic increase...Copy !req
65. from 14 years ago, when ozone depletion
was at just 10 percent of its current level.Copy !req
66. By the time you are 30 years old...Copy !req
67. average global temperature
will have risen two and a half degrees...Copy !req
68. causing such
catastrophic consequences...Copy !req
69. as typhoons, floods,
widespread drought, and famine.Copy !req
70. Okay, who can tell me what famine is?Copy !req
71. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
72. Hello, darling. How was your day?Copy !req
73. Oh, swell. You know, Mr. Connell says
if things keep going the way they are...Copy !req
74. I might be seeing that promotion
sooner than I thought.Copy !req
75. Oh, darling, that's wonderful.Copy !req
76. I always knew you could do it.Copy !req
77. Hey, pumpkin, what's that smell?
Is that your meat loaf?Copy !req
78. "It might be. "Copy !req
79. It might be.Copy !req
80. Oh, pumpkin, you sure know the way
to this man's heart.Copy !req
81. No, no. That was not the deal.Copy !req
82. No, you have custody
first weekend of every month.Copy !req
83. This is the first weekend.Copy !req
84. No. I'm not gonna bail you out.Copy !req
85. I'm going out of town this weekend.Copy !req
86. La Costa.Copy !req
87. Barry, if I wanna have a mud bath with my
new boyfriend, that's my business, isn't it?Copy !req
88. - Hey, where are those kids?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
89. - "Right behind you, Father. "
- Right behind you.Copy !req
90. Right behind you, Father.Copy !req
91. Mother, Father,
Bud has a little surprise for you.Copy !req
92. What's that, Bud?Copy !req
93. First place in the science fair.Copy !req
94. There were lots of swell projects.Copy !req
95. I guess mine was just the swellest.Copy !req
96. Darling, that's wonderful,
except there's no such word as "swellest. "Copy !req
97. Well, gee whiz, Mom,
it wasn't the English fair.Copy !req
98. No, that's not the point.Copy !req
99. The point is,
you're supposed to see them.Copy !req
100. Fine, fine, fine. See them another time.Copy !req
101. "What's a mother to do?"Copy !req
102. What's a mother to do?Copy !req
103. Okay, in the very first
Pleasantville episode...Copy !req
104. whose window did Bud break when
he was playing with his father's golf clubs?Copy !req
105. Easy. Mr. Jenkins.Copy !req
106. What job did Mr. Jenkins have?Copy !req
107. Salesman.Copy !req
108. What did Bud and Mary Sue name the cat
they found in the gutter?Copy !req
109. Scout?Copy !req
110. Marmalade.Copy !req
111. All right, all right.Copy !req
112. Here's one.Copy !req
113. Why did their parents come home early
from their weekend at the lake?Copy !req
114. Because Bud didn't answer the phone,
and they were worried about him.Copy !req
115. Man, you're unbelievable.Copy !req
116. You'll win this thing for sure.
When is it on?Copy !req
117. Marathon starts at 6:30.
Contest is tomorrow at noon.Copy !req
118. Thousand bucks, huh?
And it's on all night?Copy !req
119. Well, of course it is, Howard.
That's why they call it a marathon.Copy !req
120. Oh, my God, he is, like, so pathetic.Copy !req
121. I can't believe you're, like,
related to him.Copy !req
122. Only on my parents' side.Copy !req
123. Yeah, but you guys are twins and stuff.Copy !req
124. You must be from
the cool side of the uterus.Copy !req
125. Oh, my God, here they come.Copy !req
126. Oh, my God. Don't do anything.
Just don't do anything.Copy !req
127. What?Copy !req
128. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
129. - Saw you at the mall yesterday.
- Yeah, I saw you too.Copy !req
130. So you gonna watch
the concert on MTV tonight?Copy !req
131. Yeah. You?Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. My mom's gonna be out of town.Copy !req
134. - Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
135. It was so amazing, Daph.Copy !req
136. I was like,
"My mom's gonna go out of town. "Copy !req
137. And he was like,
"Well, maybe we could... "Copy !req
138. And I was like, "Yeah, sure. "
And he was like, "Cool. "Copy !req
139. I know. He's so smart.Copy !req
140. I don't know. I'm thinking about
that red thing I got at the mall.Copy !req
141. It's not slutty.Copy !req
142. It's fun.Copy !req
143. Well, hello,
he's not coming over to study.Copy !req
144. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
145. Well, sometimes I'm jealous of you too.Copy !req
146. He's not homeless, Howard.
They just don't say where he lives.Copy !req
147. Well, it's a silly question.Copy !req
148. Because nobody's homeless
in Pleasantville.Copy !req
149. Because that's just not what it's like.Copy !req
150. Look, Howard, it's almost 6:30.
I gotta go.Copy !req
151. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
152. Cut it out, David.
Mark Davis is gonna be here in minutes.Copy !req
153. Great. The Pleasantville
marathon starts at 6:30.Copy !req
154. I don't believe this. He's gonna be here.Copy !req
155. Great. You can watch it upstairs.Copy !req
156. Upstairs? Upstairs?Copy !req
157. It doesn't have any stereo.Copy !req
158. Oh, my God.Copy !req
159. Oh, my God.Copy !req
160. David, stop stressing.
You can just, like, turn it on normally.Copy !req
161. No, I can't. It's a new TV, Jen.Copy !req
162. It doesn't work without a remote.Copy !req
163. Oh, my God, he's here.Copy !req
164. TV repair.Copy !req
165. TV repair?Copy !req
166. - Yeah. TV busted?
- Yeah.Copy !req
167. Well, here I am.Copy !req
168. Holy cow, look at that.Copy !req
169. Had a little disaster, didn't you, fella?Copy !req
170. Well, yeah, sort of.Copy !req
171. Well, we'll get you fixed up
in no time.Copy !req
172. I know how I'd feel if mine went out.Copy !req
173. Almost like losing a friend.Copy !req
174. You know, we didn't call any TV repair.Copy !req
175. That makes it a lucky day
for both of us, doesn't it?Copy !req
176. Do you think you could do this soon?Copy !req
177. - It's almost 6:30.
- What's the hurry?Copy !req
178. Pleasantville marathon starts at 6:30.Copy !req
179. Pleasantville? Gosh, I love that show.
Watched it for years.Copy !req
180. That's not the reason.
I've got a date at 6:30.Copy !req
181. Who did Muffin take
to the masquerade ball...Copy !req
182. when her date came down
with the measles?Copy !req
183. - Her father.
- That's right.Copy !req
184. - And how'd she dress him?
- As Prince Charming.Copy !req
185. Nice. Remember the one...Copy !req
186. where Bud lost his cousin when he was
supposed to be watching him?Copy !req
187. - Yeah.
- What department store did they go to?Copy !req
188. - Mclntyre's.
- McGinty's.Copy !req
189. No. Mclntyre's. Remember?Copy !req
190. For the very best in men's attireCopy !req
191. Head right down to Mclntyre'sCopy !req
192. That's right.Copy !req
193. Listen...Copy !req
194. why don't you take
this remote instead?Copy !req
195. It's got a little more oomph in it.Copy !req
196. - Oomph?
- Sure. Big beautiful set like that?Copy !req
197. You want something that'll
put you right in the show.Copy !req
198. It's great. We'll take it.Copy !req
199. Thank you.Copy !req
200. Well, I better get going.Copy !req
201. Your show's almost on...Copy !req
202. and it's almost time for your date.Copy !req
203. Take care, now.Copy !req
204. Whether it's on the track...Copy !req
205. or just driving around the block,
only new Pennzoil with...Copy !req
206. For program information, just...Copy !req
207. - Honey, I'm home.
- Great.Copy !req
208. - Let me see that.
- No way.Copy !req
209. Gee whiz, Mary Sue,
why can't I borrow your radio?Copy !req
210. I promised Betty Jean she could use it.Copy !req
211. Do you mind? This is only
the most important moment of my life.Copy !req
212. Forget it, Jen. I've waited a year for this.Copy !req
213. Come on, David, just give it to me.Copy !req
214. - Forget it!
- No way, Bud.Copy !req
215. Forget it, Mary Sue.Copy !req
216. Come on, Bud. It's mine. Give it back.Copy !req
217. Oh, my God.Copy !req
218. - What happened?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
219. Hi, sport. Hi, Muffin.Copy !req
220. Better get a move on.
You'll be late for school.Copy !req
221. - What did you do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
222. Look at me. I'm pasty.Copy !req
223. Psst. Over here.Copy !req
224. Told you it was your lucky day.Copy !req
225. I bet you thought
I was just a fan or something.Copy !req
226. - What happened?
- A miracle.Copy !req
227. Every time I thought
I'd found someone...Copy !req
228. they'd turn out to disappoint me.
They'd know all the early episodes...Copy !req
229. but they wouldn't know the later ones.
They'd know all about Muffin...Copy !req
230. but they wouldn't know about Bud.Copy !req
231. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
232. Shh. Can't talk like that here.Copy !req
233. You're in... Well, you know.Copy !req
234. Bud, Mary Sue, breakfast is on the table.Copy !req
235. We're in Pleasantville?Copy !req
236. A dream come true, huh?Copy !req
237. Listen, this really isn't funny.Copy !req
238. I have a very important date
in five minutes.Copy !req
239. You don't have to worry
about that anymore.Copy !req
240. - Bitch.
- No!Copy !req
241. You have got to get us out of here.Copy !req
242. - Why would I do that?
- Because we don't belong.Copy !req
243. Oh, sure, you do.
Mclntyre's department store.Copy !req
244. Their father dressed as Prince Charming.
That was gorgeous, Bud.Copy !req
245. - My name is David.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
246. This is a strange way
of showing your appreciation.Copy !req
247. Hey, we appreciate it. We really do.Copy !req
248. We just wanna go home now.Copy !req
249. But you don't know how long
I've been looking for someone like you.Copy !req
250. I'm very disappointed.Copy !req
251. In fact, I'm starting
to get a little upset.Copy !req
252. No, don't get upset.Copy !req
253. Well, wouldn't you?
You look for someone for years.Copy !req
254. You pour your heart into it.Copy !req
255. This is a privilege, you know.Copy !req
256. I don't think I better
talk about this now.Copy !req
257. Where are you going?Copy !req
258. I don't think we should discuss this
until I'm more composed.Copy !req
259. Wait a minute.Copy !req
260. Maybe in a while
when I'm not so emotional.Copy !req
261. Give you a week or two
to change your attitude.Copy !req
262. Come back!Copy !req
263. Come back!Copy !req
264. A week or two?Copy !req
265. Think Mom and Da?Copy !req
266. Being silly.Copy !req
267. From day to day.Copy !req
268. - Oh, God.
- What's gonna happen?Copy !req
269. I don't know. It's not possible.
Is it possible?Copy !req
270. Bud, Mary Sue,
your breakfast is getting cold.Copy !req
271. It can't be possible.Copy !req
272. Well, come on, kids.Copy !req
273. You're not going off to school
without a hot breakfast inside you.Copy !req
274. Forward march.Copy !req
275. I just love you in that sweater, Mary Sue.Copy !req
276. It's so flattering.Copy !req
277. Thanks.Copy !req
278. Morning, kids. Better get a move on,
or you'll be late for school.Copy !req
279. - I don't believe this.
- Neither do I.Copy !req
280. Well, come on, dig in.Copy !req
281. I put blueberries in them
just the way you like.Copy !req
282. Well, come on, sweetie.
It's getting late.Copy !req
283. Actually, I'm not hungry.Copy !req
284. Nonsense, young lady.Copy !req
285. You're gonna start your day off with
a nice big breakfast. Here we go. Sit down.Copy !req
286. Here's some pancakes and eggs.Copy !req
287. Sausage and some good crisp bacon.Copy !req
288. And, of course, a ham steak.Copy !req
289. You eat on up,
then it's right off to school.Copy !req
290. Hurry, hurry.Copy !req
291. I'm gonna hurl, David, I swear to God.Copy !req
292. Just take deep breaths.Copy !req
293. It's all that animal fat.
I can feel it in my pores.Copy !req
294. I still don't see why
we're doing this.Copy !req
295. We're supposed to be in school.Copy !req
296. We're supposed to be at home, David.Copy !req
297. - We're supposed to be in color.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
298. - God.
- Hello, Bud.Copy !req
299. Hello, Mr. Simpson.Copy !req
300. Hear your dad got a new car.Copy !req
301. Oh, yeah. A Buick. It's swell.Copy !req
302. Great.Copy !req
303. Do you know that guy?Copy !req
304. Yeah. He owns the hardware store.Copy !req
305. You listen to me for just a minute.Copy !req
306. I don't know what you've done,
but you better fix it.Copy !req
307. - Shh! Shh!
- Fast.Copy !req
308. I had a date with Mark,
and I bought new underwear.Copy !req
309. We have to just play along for a little while
until that guy shows up again.Copy !req
310. - Play along?
- Yes.Copy !req
311. I am Bud Parker,
and you are Mary Sue.Copy !req
312. No. No. I'm not gonna do it.
If I don't dress like this for Mom...Copy !req
313. - I'm not gonna do it for you.
- We have no choice.Copy !req
314. We are stuck here
until that guy shows up again.Copy !req
315. Why can't we just explain it
to somebody?Copy !req
316. To who?Copy !req
317. Go. Go. Go.Copy !req
318. Here, kitty.Copy !req
319. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
320. Here, kitty.Copy !req
321. Oh, God.Copy !req
322. We are.Copy !req
323. We're, like, stuck in Nerdville.Copy !req
324. I knew you'd pay a price for this. I knew
you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden...Copy !req
325. for so long without suffering
some really tragic consequences.Copy !req
326. But it's just not fair.Copy !req
327. I was getting really popular.Copy !req
328. And Debbie Russell had transferred
to another school.Copy !req
329. And my skin was really great
since March.Copy !req
330. Mark Davis was finally starting
to come around.Copy !req
331. Hello, Mary Sue.Copy !req
332. What's all the commotion?
Where's the cat?Copy !req
333. Um...Copy !req
334. It's...Copy !req
335. Oh. Right.Copy !req
336. I'll see you at school, Mary Sue.Copy !req
337. Who's that?Copy !req
338. Skip Martin, captain of the basketball team.Copy !req
339. Does he like me?Copy !req
340. As a matter of fact, he does.Copy !req
341. Those are my friends?Copy !req
342. Peggy Jane, Lisa Anne, Betty Jean.Copy !req
343. Can we do any better?Copy !req
344. I don't think so.Copy !req
345. Okay.Copy !req
346. Mary Sue.
Hi.Copy !req
347. Last week, class, we discussed
the geography of Main Street.Copy !req
348. This week we're going to be
talking about Elm Street.Copy !req
349. Now, can anyone tell me
the difference...Copy !req
350. between Elm Street
and Main Street?Copy !req
351. Tommy.Copy !req
352. It's not as long?Copy !req
353. That's right, Tommy. It's not as long.Copy !req
354. Also, it only has houses.Copy !req
355. So the geography of Main Street
is different...Copy !req
356. than the geography of Elm Street.Copy !req
357. Mary Sue.Copy !req
358. Yeah. What's outside of Pleasantville?Copy !req
359. I don't understand.Copy !req
360. Outside of Pleasantville.Copy !req
361. Like, what's at the end of Main Street?Copy !req
362. Mary Sue, you should know
the answer to that.Copy !req
363. The end of Main Street
is just the beginning again.Copy !req
364. Come on, men, let's go.Copy !req
365. That's it, men, keep it up.
Big game tomorrow.Copy !req
366. Bud.Copy !req
367. Hi, Bud.Copy !req
368. Hi, Skip.Copy !req
369. Hi, Bud.Copy !req
370. Hi, Skip.Copy !req
371. - Bud, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.Copy !req
372. Well...Copy !req
373. if I was to go up to your sister...Copy !req
374. What I mean is,
if I was to go up to Mary Sue...Copy !req
375. Oh, my God. Are we in that episode?Copy !req
376. - What?
- Oh, I don't believe this.Copy !req
377. What's the matter?Copy !req
378. You wanna ask her out tonight, and then
you wanna give her your school pin.Copy !req
379. Yeah. How'd you know?Copy !req
380. Look, Skip, I don't think
it's a real good time for that right now.Copy !req
381. What do you mean?Copy !req
382. Well, what I mean is...Copy !req
383. Mary Sue's a little different lately.Copy !req
384. She won't go out with me?Copy !req
385. No, no. Hey. I didn't say that.
It's just that she's...Copy !req
386. I don't know what I'd do
if she wouldn't go out with me.Copy !req
387. Come here, guys.
Don't touch it. Stay back.Copy !req
388. I'm sure we'll work something out.Copy !req
389. - I thought you liked him.
- Yeah, but I don't know.Copy !req
390. One date, Jen. Please.
That's all I'm asking.Copy !req
391. If you don't go out with this guy,
we could throw their universe out of whack.Copy !req
392. It's too weird.
This place gives me the creeps.Copy !req
393. - Did you know the books are blank?
- What?Copy !req
394. I was in the library.
They have covers and nothing inside.Copy !req
395. What were you doing in a library?Copy !req
396. I got lost. Oh, wait. Look at this.Copy !req
397. Know why the firemen
only rescue cats out of trees?Copy !req
398. - Nothing burns around here.
- Jen, stop.Copy !req
399. They don't even need firemen.
I could really use a cigarette too.Copy !req
400. Jen, listen. I will get us out of here.Copy !req
401. I really will.
But if we don't play along...Copy !req
402. we can alter their whole existence,
and then we may never get home.Copy !req
403. You really think anybody's gonna notice if
I don't have a chocolate malt with this guy?Copy !req
404. You won't believe what we heard.Copy !req
405. Skip Martin is gonna ask you out.Copy !req
406. - And that's not all.
- No, that's not all.Copy !req
407. He's gonna give you his pin.Copy !req
408. Are you sure I'm supposed to wear this?Copy !req
409. I could kill a guy with these things.Copy !req
410. It's in your closet.Copy !req
411. I've worn kinky stuff before...Copy !req
412. - He won't notice anyway.
- Why not?Copy !req
413. They just don't notice
that kind of thing around here.Copy !req
414. - So, what's the point?
- Jen, please.Copy !req
415. Hello. I've got 3 pounds
of underwire on here.Copy !req
416. Just go with the program, huh?
I'm late for work.Copy !req
417. Work?Copy !req
418. Bud.Copy !req
419. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
I just had to help my folks...Copy !req
420. and then I couldn't find my hat.Copy !req
421. Oh. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
422. What's wrong?Copy !req
423. Well, I always
wipe down the counter...Copy !req
424. and then you set out
the napkins and glasses...Copy !req
425. - and then I make the French fries, and...
- Yeah.Copy !req
426. But you didn't come,
so I just kept on wiping.Copy !req
427. I'm sorry.Copy !req
428. Yeah, well... Ha, ha.Copy !req
429. Um...Copy !req
430. You know, if this ever happens again...Copy !req
431. you can make the fries...Copy !req
432. even if I haven't put out
the napkins yet.Copy !req
433. Oh.Copy !req
434. Thank you.Copy !req
435. - There aren't any cheeseburgers.
- What?Copy !req
436. Usually, I put out the burger,
and you finish with the lettuce.Copy !req
437. - Okay, listen. Do you have the lettuce?
- Yeah.Copy !req
438. - Have you cooked the burgers?
- Yeah.Copy !req
439. Put on the lettuce,
finish the burger...Copy !req
440. and pretend it was me doing it
the whole time.Copy !req
441. Yeah. You can do it, really.Copy !req
442. Okay.Copy !req
443. I sure am glad you said
you'd come out with me tonight.Copy !req
444. Oh, well, gee whiz, Skip.
I sure am glad you asked me.Copy !req
445. I don't know if I ever said this
to you before, but, well...Copy !req
446. I think you're just about
the keenest girl in the whole school.Copy !req
447. Really, Skip? The keenest?Copy !req
448. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
449. What can I get you two?Copy !req
450. I don't know, Bud.Copy !req
451. I guess I'll have my usual:
Cheeseburger and a cherry Coke.Copy !req
452. Oh, I don't know, Bud.
I guess I'll have a salad and an Evian water.Copy !req
453. Cheeseburger it is.Copy !req
454. You see, the whole time
we were in Civics together...Copy !req
455. I really wanted to come over
and sit next to you...Copy !req
456. but you were always sitting between
Lisa Anne and Peggy Jane.Copy !req
457. And you always seemed
so smart and everything.Copy !req
458. Like that report you did
on our town hall.Copy !req
459. Gosh. I didn't know
what I'd talk to you about.Copy !req
460. Yeah. Well, sometimes
talking's overrated.Copy !req
461. Don't you think?Copy !req
462. Huh?Copy !req
463. Oh, right.Copy !req
464. So I know I haven't been steady
with anybody or anything...Copy !req
465. but I just don't wanna rush it.Copy !req
466. I mean, there's kids
that are holding hands already...Copy !req
467. but I figure there's plenty of time
for that kind of thing later on, don't you?Copy !req
468. Yeah. Can you excuse me
for just a second?Copy !req
469. God.Copy !req
470. Oh, God.Copy !req
471. - Did he give it to you?
- I bet he gave it to you.Copy !req
472. I don't think he knows how.Copy !req
473. I bet he's gonna take her
to Lovers' Lane.Copy !req
474. I bet he is. I bet he is.Copy !req
475. I bet he's even gonna hold her hand.Copy !req
476. Ohh!Copy !req
477. So, anyhow, I really wanted
to sit next to you in Civics, but...Copy !req
478. - You wanna get out of here?
- What?Copy !req
479. Do you wanna leave?
Do you wanna go somewhere?Copy !req
480. But where could we go?Copy !req
481. Lovers' Lane?Copy !req
482. Yeah, Lovers' Lane. You up for it?Copy !req
483. Come on.Copy !req
484. Oh, shit.Copy !req
485. Jennifer!Copy !req
486. Jennifer, stop! Stop!Copy !req
487. You can't do this, Jennifer!
He doesn't exist!Copy !req
488. You can't do this to someone
who doesn't exist!Copy !req
489. It sure is pretty.Copy !req
490. Oh, yeah. Gorgeous.Copy !req
491. To be honest, Mary Sue...Copy !req
492. I didn't think you'd wanna come here
until we'd been pinned for a while.Copy !req
493. Oh, Skip, you can pin me
anytime you want to.Copy !req
494. Or maybe I should just pin you.Copy !req
495. That's silly, Mary Sue.
How could you possibly pin me?Copy !req
496. Bud? Son, what's wrong?Copy !req
497. Have you seen Mary Sue?Copy !req
498. Why, no. She's still on her date with Skip.
Is something the matter?Copy !req
499. No. No. I was just worried about her.Copy !req
500. Bud, your sister's getting older now...Copy !req
501. and she'll naturally
be going out with boys.Copy !req
502. But she's a fine young woman.Copy !req
503. She would never do anything
for us to be concerned about.Copy !req
504. Honest.Copy !req
505. I think I better go home now, Mary Sue.Copy !req
506. Why?Copy !req
507. I think I might be ill.Copy !req
508. Something's happening to me.Copy !req
509. That's supposed to happen.Copy !req
510. It is?Copy !req
511. Yeah. Trust me.Copy !req
512. Do you want some more cookies?Copy !req
513. No, thanks. I'm fine.Copy !req
514. How about
some marshmallow rice squares?Copy !req
515. Those are swell.Copy !req
516. No, I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
517. - Now, who could that be?
- I've got it.Copy !req
518. - Oh, hi.
- Hi there.Copy !req
519. You took off so quick,
I wasn't sure you were okay.Copy !req
520. Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
I just... I had to get home early.Copy !req
521. Bud, you know how when we close up...Copy !req
522. I close the register,
then you lower the blinds...Copy !req
523. and I turn out the lights,
and we both lock the doors?Copy !req
524. - Yeah.
- Well, you weren't around this time...Copy !req
525. so I did the whole thing by myself.Copy !req
526. Wow.Copy !req
527. And not only that,
I didn't even do it in the same order.Copy !req
528. First I lowered the blinds,
then I closed the register. And...Copy !req
529. Oh, hello, Betty.Copy !req
530. Hello, Bill.Copy !req
531. Okay, well, that's great.
Thank you for stopping by.Copy !req
532. I... You know, I appreciate it.Copy !req
533. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
534. Well, gee, thanks, Skip.
I sure had a wonderful time.Copy !req
535. Me too.Copy !req
536. Night.Copy !req
537. Hello, Mr. Johnson.Copy !req
538. Oh, hello, Mary Sue.Copy !req
539. - What did you do to him?
- Nothing.Copy !req
540. What do you mean, "nothing"?
That's not nothing.Copy !req
541. Why don't you relax, Bud?
We had a nice time.Copy !req
542. I am really sleepy, and I have to wake up
early in the morning to go to school.Copy !req
543. So night.Copy !req
544. Pleasure.Copy !req
545. Hi. Looks like it's gonna be
another beautiful sunny day.Copy !req
546. High 72, low 72,
not a cloud in the sky.Copy !req
547. Bud?Copy !req
548. It's 8:00 in the morning.
Are you watching television?Copy !req
549. Oh, no.Copy !req
550. Come on, men. Let's get in positions.Copy !req
551. We got a big game next week. Let's go.Copy !req
552. Come on.Copy !req
553. Oh, my God.Copy !req
554. You can't do this, Jennifer. I warned you.Copy !req
555. So, what's the big deal?Copy !req
556. Oh, okay. They're not good
at basketball anymore.Copy !req
557. - My God. What a tragedy.
- You don't understand.Copy !req
558. You're messing with
their whole goddamn universe.Copy !req
559. Maybe it needs to be messed with.
Did that ever occur to you?Copy !req
560. - Hey, M.S. How you doing?
- Cool, P.J. How are you doing?Copy !req
561. - Cool. Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
562. "Cool"? What are you doing
to these people? You can't do this.Copy !req
563. - If I don't, who will?
- But they're happy like this.Copy !req
564. No. David, nobody is happy
in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.Copy !req
565. You really like this, don't you?Copy !req
566. No, it's not like
you think it's funny or dorky.Copy !req
567. You, like, really like it.Copy !req
568. No. You have it all wrong.Copy !req
569. I am mortified to be your sister.Copy !req
570. You have no right to do this to them.Copy !req
571. Listen to me for just a minute.Copy !req
572. These people don't wanna be geeks.
They wanna be attractive.Copy !req
573. They have potential.
They just don't know better.Copy !req
574. They don't have that potential.Copy !req
575. Oh, yeah? Look at that.Copy !req
576. Wow. What happened to your gum?Copy !req
577. I gotta go.Copy !req
578. I'm gonna meet Skip at the flagpole.Copy !req
579. Mm-hm.Copy !req
580. Hm.Copy !req
581. Well, I don't think
it's anything to worry about.Copy !req
582. You cut down on greasy foods
and chocolate.Copy !req
583. You know, things like that.Copy !req
584. It'll probably just clear up on its own.Copy !req
585. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
586. Do you think we could have
two cheeseburgers and some cherry Cokes?Copy !req
587. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
588. Thanks.Copy !req
589. Two cheeseburgers,
two cherry Cokes.Copy !req
590. There aren't any cheeseburgers.Copy !req
591. - I thought we talked about this. I thought...
- What's the point, Bud?Copy !req
592. You make hamburgers.
That is the point.Copy !req
593. No, I know. I know I do.
But it's always the same, you know?Copy !req
594. Grill the bun, flip the meat, melt the cheese.
Never changes.Copy !req
595. - It never gets any better or worse.
- Okay, just listen for a sec.Copy !req
596. The night when I closed by myself
was different.Copy !req
597. Oh, forget about that.Copy !req
598. Oh, okay.Copy !req
599. I really liked it, though.Copy !req
600. Come here.Copy !req
601. Look.Copy !req
602. You can't always like what you do.Copy !req
603. Sometimes you just gotta do it
because it's your job.Copy !req
604. And even if you don't like it,
you just gotta do it anyway.Copy !req
605. - Why?
- So they can have their hamburgers.Copy !req
606. - Oh.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
607. You know what I really like?Copy !req
608. - What's that?
- Christmastime.Copy !req
609. See, every year, on December 3rd...Copy !req
610. I get to paint Christmas decorations
on the window...Copy !req
611. and every year I get to paint
a different thing.Copy !req
612. Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
613. Wow. That's pretty good.Copy !req
614. Thanks. But this morning
I was thinking...Copy !req
615. and I realized that
I look forward to it all year.Copy !req
616. I thought, "That seems awfully silly.Copy !req
617. It seems like an awfully long time
to be waiting for just one moment. "Copy !req
618. Don't you think?Copy !req
619. Well, don't you?Copy !req
620. I think that you should try not
to think about that anymore.Copy !req
621. Okay.Copy !req
622. I'll try that, then.Copy !req
623. - Morning, Jim.
- How are you?Copy !req
624. Awfully nice.Copy !req
625. Have they ever lost before?Copy !req
626. Basketball? No, they sure haven't.Copy !req
627. It just feels wrong, that's all.Copy !req
628. Maybe that's where
they get that saying:Copy !req
629. "Can't win them all. "Copy !req
630. That's a good point, Ralph.
They do have that saying.Copy !req
631. But they do win them all.
They've always won them all.Copy !req
632. Oh, Mr. Mayor. Here. Here. Go ahead.Copy !req
633. Oh, don't be silly, Roy.
I couldn't possibly take your spot.Copy !req
634. What I wanna know is,
if they've never lost before...Copy !req
635. and they've never tied before,
isn't that what you call winning them all?Copy !req
636. - He's right. That's what you call it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
637. - They have called it that.
- That's true.Copy !req
638. He said it would clear up
on its own...Copy !req
639. if she just stayed away
from fried foods and sweets.Copy !req
640. Except it's spread to her lips now too.Copy !req
641. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
642. And you say it was just red?Copy !req
643. Well, you know, like real red.Copy !req
644. I know what you mean.Copy !req
645. That's like this car that was in front
of Bill Johnson's soda shop.Copy !req
646. I was going by it the other day,
and it looked green.Copy !req
647. Real green.Copy !req
648. Have you seen him lately?
I was getting my sewing machine fixed...Copy !req
649. and he was sitting in the window
of his shop just staring.Copy !req
650. That is strange.Copy !req
651. It's your bid, Betty.Copy !req
652. - Mary Sue.
- Yeah?Copy !req
653. What goes on up at Lovers' Lane?Copy !req
654. What do you mean?Copy !req
655. Well, you hear these things lately.Copy !req
656. Kids spending so much time up there.Copy !req
657. Is it holding hands? That kind of thing?Copy !req
658. - Yeah.
- Hm.Copy !req
659. That and...Copy !req
660. What?Copy !req
661. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
662. No. I wanna know.Copy !req
663. Well...Copy !req
664. sex.Copy !req
665. Ohh.Copy !req
666. What's sex?Copy !req
667. - You sure you wanna know this?
- Yes.Copy !req
668. Okay.Copy !req
669. Well...Copy !req
670. You see, Mom...Copy !req
671. when two people really love
each other very, very much...Copy !req
672. and they wanna share that
with each other...Copy !req
673. that's what it's like to have sex.Copy !req
674. Are you okay?Copy !req
675. Yes.Copy !req
676. It's just that...Copy !req
677. your father would never do
anything like that.Copy !req
678. Ohh.Copy !req
679. Hmm.Copy !req
680. Well, you know, Mom...Copy !req
681. there are other ways
to enjoy yourself...Copy !req
682. without Dad.Copy !req
683. Ahh.Copy !req
684. Sweetie, you coming to bed?Copy !req
685. Yeah. I'm just going to take a bath first.Copy !req
686. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
687. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
688. Oh.Copy !req
689. Oh, my. Oh, my.Copy !req
690. What are you making?Copy !req
691. Oh, shit.Copy !req
692. Oh, God.Copy !req
693. Fire!Copy !req
694. Cat?Copy !req
695. Okay, right here.Copy !req
696. All right, stop.Copy !req
697. Stop!Copy !req
698. Where is it?Copy !req
699. Whoa!Copy !req
700. Hey, here, grab the nozzle.Copy !req
701. - But where's the cat?
- Come on. Just hold on tight.Copy !req
702. Whoa!Copy !req
703. So that's what these things do.Copy !req
704. In honor and in recognition
of your heroism...Copy !req
705. and with great appreciation from
the citizens of Pleasantville...Copy !req
706. I am pleased to present you with
this special commendation...Copy !req
707. from the Pleasantville
Chamber of Commerce.Copy !req
708. Attaboy, Bud.Copy !req
709. Attaboy, Bud.Copy !req
710. Bud.Copy !req
711. Oh, hi.Copy !req
712. - That sure was swell.
- Well, thank you, Margaret.Copy !req
713. I baked you some of my oatmeal cookies.Copy !req
714. Oh!Copy !req
715. Oh, no, no. You baked those for Whitey.Copy !req
716. No. I baked them for you.Copy !req
717. No. You baked them for Whitey.Copy !req
718. No. I baked them for you.Copy !req
719. - No, you baked them for...
- No. I baked them for you.Copy !req
720. Thank you.Copy !req
721. Sure.Copy !req
722. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
723. What's going on?Copy !req
724. I'm not sure.
They wanna ask you a question.Copy !req
725. - I didn't really know how to handle it, so...
- Okay.Copy !req
726. Hi, Bud.Copy !req
727. - How you doing?
- Hi, Bud.Copy !req
728. You wanted to ask me something?Copy !req
729. How'd you know about the fire?Copy !req
730. What?Copy !req
731. How'd you know
how to put it out and all?Copy !req
732. Oh.Copy !req
733. Well, where I used to live,
that's just what firemen did.Copy !req
734. And where's that?Copy !req
735. Um...Copy !req
736. Outside of Pleasantville.Copy !req
737. Well, what's outside of Pleasantville?Copy !req
738. It doesn't matter. It's not important.Copy !req
739. What's outside of Pleasantville?Copy !req
740. There are some places...Copy !req
741. that the road doesn't go
in a circle.Copy !req
742. There are some places
where the road keeps going.Copy !req
743. Keeps going?Copy !req
744. Yeah. Yeah, it just keeps going.
It all keeps going. Roads and rivers and...Copy !req
745. Like the mighty Mississippi?Copy !req
746. What?Copy !req
747. I thought the books were blank.Copy !req
748. They were.Copy !req
749. Okay. This was not my fault.Copy !req
750. They asked what it was about.Copy !req
751. I didn't remember,
because I read it back in 10th grade.Copy !req
752. When I told them what I did remember,
that's when the pages filled in.Copy !req
753. - The pages filled in?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
754. But only up until the part with the raft,
because that's as far as I read.Copy !req
755. Do you know how it ends?Copy !req
756. - Yeah, I do.
- So how does it end?Copy !req
757. Well, okay.Copy !req
758. Let's see. They were running away.Copy !req
759. Huck and the slave.Copy !req
760. They were going up the river,
trying to get free.Copy !req
761. And, in trying to get free...Copy !req
762. they see that
they're sort of free already.Copy !req
763. Oh, my God.Copy !req
764. Wow.Copy !req
765. Hey, what about this one?Copy !req
766. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is great.Copy !req
767. This is... This kid Holden Caulfield,
he's a really lonely kid.Copy !req
768. He gets kicked out of boarding school.Copy !req
769. And then...Copy !req
770. Sheesh. Look at them.Copy !req
771. Spreading all over the place.Copy !req
772. Look at her books.Copy !req
773. Look at her sweater.Copy !req
774. I mean, going up to that lake
all the time is one thing...Copy !req
775. but now they're going
to a library?Copy !req
776. What's next?Copy !req
777. You're right.Copy !req
778. Somebody ought
to do something about that.Copy !req
779. Soon.Copy !req
780. George, you're probably wondering
why I asked to stop by and see you today.Copy !req
781. I'm sure you've noticed
the same things we all have.Copy !req
782. Certain changes in the town.Copy !req
783. You know what I mean by changes?Copy !req
784. Changes.Copy !req
785. Yeah, changes.Copy !req
786. And I'm not just talking
about big stuff like the fire.Copy !req
787. It's the little things.
You hear about Bill Miller?Copy !req
788. No. What?Copy !req
789. Wife wants him
to get one of those new beds.Copy !req
790. - One of those big beds?
- Yeah.Copy !req
791. Oh, my gosh. What's he gonna do?Copy !req
792. I don't know. I mean, it's everywhere.Copy !req
793. Bill Anderson's boy
just quit his job at the market.Copy !req
794. What do you mean, quit?Copy !req
795. Took his apron off in the middle of an order,
said, "I don't feel like it anymore. "Copy !req
796. Groceries all over the counter. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
797. Took them three hours
just to sort it out.Copy !req
798. - Sheesh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
799. Everybody really likes you, George.Copy !req
800. - Oh, well...
- No, they do.Copy !req
801. Not just because you're a good bowler.
People respect you.Copy !req
802. Well, thank you.Copy !req
803. It's important for them to see
someone they respect...Copy !req
804. stand up for what's right.Copy !req
805. If you love a place,
you can't just sit back...Copy !req
806. and watch this kind of thing
happen, now, can you?Copy !req
807. No, of course not.Copy !req
808. That is why I want you to be a member
of the Pleasantville Chamber of Commerce.Copy !req
809. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
810. Oh!Copy !req
811. I hardly know what to say.Copy !req
812. It's just like yours.Copy !req
813. Well, it is exactly like mine, George.Copy !req
814. - Ohh.
- Huh.Copy !req
815. Well, you can start by saying yes.Copy !req
816. - Yes.
- And by getting me...Copy !req
817. - one of those swell pineapple kabobs.
- Well, sure. You bet.Copy !req
818. Betty, Bob wants to try
some of your great hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
819. Betty?Copy !req
820. Bett?Copy !req
821. I'll get her.Copy !req
822. Are you okay?Copy !req
823. You all right?Copy !req
824. What am I going to do?Copy !req
825. I can't go out there this way.Copy !req
826. How can I go out there this way?Copy !req
827. Look at me.Copy !req
828. It's okay. It's all right.Copy !req
829. Betty?Copy !req
830. Have you got any makeup?Copy !req
831. In my handbag.Copy !req
832. Honey, where are you?Copy !req
833. Here. Give me your cheek.Copy !req
834. Here. Give me the other. There.Copy !req
835. That's good. Now lift your chin up.Copy !req
836. - Is it working?
- Yes.Copy !req
837. Here, look at me.Copy !req
838. What?Copy !req
839. Does it look okay?Copy !req
840. Yeah. It looks just like it did.Copy !req
841. And... And they won't be able to tell?Copy !req
842. No. No, they won't be able to tell.Copy !req
843. Betty, are you in there?Copy !req
844. Coming, sweetie.Copy !req
845. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
846. Aren't you a little bit early?Copy !req
847. I brought you something
from the library.Copy !req
848. It's an art book.Copy !req
849. Oh, my gosh, Bud.Copy !req
850. I just thought, since you like to paint,
it might help to...Copy !req
851. Gee whiz.Copy !req
852. Who is Titian?Copy !req
853. I'm not sure.Copy !req
854. It's beautiful, Bud.Copy !req
855. What's wrong?Copy !req
856. Oh, it's...Copy !req
857. I'll never be able to do that.Copy !req
858. Well, you just started.
I mean, you can't do it now.Copy !req
859. No, no, no. That's not it.Copy !req
860. Just where am I gonna see
colors like that?Copy !req
861. Must be awful lucky
to see colors like that.Copy !req
862. I'll bet they don't know
how lucky they are.Copy !req
863. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
864. - How are you doing?
- Swell.Copy !req
865. Look, you probably don't think
I should be asking you this.Copy !req
866. Will you go out with me tonight?Copy !req
867. Whoo!Copy !req
868. Hi there, Bud.Copy !req
869. Hey, Mr. Simpson.
Your lawn looks great.Copy !req
870. Yes.Copy !req
871. Bud.Copy !req
872. David.Copy !req
873. Well, come here, young fella.Copy !req
874. You know, I've been thinking.Copy !req
875. I might've been a little hasty the other day
when you asked to come home.Copy !req
876. It just took me by such surprise,
you know? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
877. So even though
I can't make any promises...Copy !req
878. well, I figured
if you asked me real nice...Copy !req
879. I might just be willing
to talk about it again.Copy !req
880. - I can't.
- What?Copy !req
881. - Talk about it right now. I mean...
- I'll be honest with you, Bud.Copy !req
882. I'm getting a little concerned about
what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.Copy !req
883. Reruns?Copy !req
884. Like when Margaret Henderson
makes her cookies for Whitey.Copy !req
885. - Those are not your cookies, Bud.
- Yes, I know.Copy !req
886. I know they are not my cookies...Copy !req
887. Those are Whitey's cookies, Bud.
They belong to him.Copy !req
888. He eats them,
then he asks her to go to Lovers' Lane...Copy !req
889. I would love to talk about this right now,
but I am really in a hurry.Copy !req
890. - Bud. Don't touch...
- I can't hear you.Copy !req
891. It's really cruddy reception.
We'll talk later.Copy !req
892. What's wrong?Copy !req
893. Listen...Copy !req
894. You're reading.Copy !req
895. I can't believe you started
such a dorky fad.Copy !req
896. It's D. H...Copy !req
897. Lawrence.Copy !req
898. - You ever heard of him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
899. Yeah, I read a couple pages.
Seemed kind of sexy.Copy !req
900. It is.Copy !req
901. Hey, can I ask you a question?Copy !req
902. Sure.Copy !req
903. - How come I'm still in black and white?
- What?Copy !req
904. I've had like 10 times as much sex
as the rest of these girls...Copy !req
905. and I still look like this.Copy !req
906. They spend an hour
in the back seat of some car...Copy !req
907. and all of a sudden
they're in Technicolor?Copy !req
908. I don't know.
Maybe it's not just the sex.Copy !req
909. - Where is it?
- A little bit farther, I think.Copy !req
910. the sounds of Pleasantville.Copy !req
911. Here's a new one
for all you kids out at Lovers' Lane.Copy !req
912. Wow.Copy !req
913. - It's amazing, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
914. We're closed right now.Copy !req
915. - Oh, I'm sorry. I...
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
916. Hi. I just thought that...Copy !req
917. No, no, no. Come on in.Copy !req
918. It's beautiful.Copy !req
919. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
920. I was just trying to do
one of these still lifes.Copy !req
921. Kind of having a tough time.Copy !req
922. Oh, I think it looks nice.Copy !req
923. Well, here's what
it's supposed to look like.Copy !req
924. Oh, my.Copy !req
925. Here. Look at this.Copy !req
926. - Where did you get this?
- Bud brought it to me.Copy !req
927. - My Bud?
- Yeah. Here's my favorite.Copy !req
928. What do you think?Copy !req
929. Isn't it great
how she's resting like that?Copy !req
930. She's crying.Copy !req
931. No, she's not.Copy !req
932. Yes, she is.Copy !req
933. - Wait. It's all right.
- No. No. I've gotta go.Copy !req
934. Let me see.Copy !req
935. It's beautiful.Copy !req
936. You shouldn't cover that up.Copy !req
937. Here. Let me... I just... Let me just...Copy !req
938. So, what's it like?Copy !req
939. - What?
- Out there.Copy !req
940. Well, it's...Copy !req
941. It's louder...Copy !req
942. and scarier, I guess.Copy !req
943. And it's a lot more dangerous.Copy !req
944. Sounds fantastic.Copy !req
945. The other night,
some kids came up here to go swimming...Copy !req
946. and they took off
all their clothes.Copy !req
947. Do you want some berries?Copy !req
948. Huh?Copy !req
949. Some berries. I picked them myself.Copy !req
950. - Really?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
951. Yeah, there's lots of stuff.Copy !req
952. Like what?Copy !req
953. Um...Copy !req
954. Here. I'll show you.Copy !req
955. Here.Copy !req
956. Go ahead. Try it.Copy !req
957. Mary Sue.Copy !req
958. What are you doing?Copy !req
959. It's 6:30.Copy !req
960. So?Copy !req
961. We were gonna...Copy !req
962. You know.Copy !req
963. Oh. I can't.Copy !req
964. - Why not?
- I'm busy.Copy !req
965. - With what?
- I'm studying.Copy !req
966. Evening.
Evening.Copy !req
967. Evening.
Evening.Copy !req
968. Evening.Copy !req
969. - George.
- Evening, Norm.Copy !req
970. Huh.Copy !req
971. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
972. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
973. - What was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
974. What is that?Copy !req
975. What's going on?Copy !req
976. It's rain.Copy !req
977. - Real rain?
- Yeah.Copy !req
978. You don't have rain either?Copy !req
979. Well, of course you don't. Hey, it's okay.Copy !req
980. Here, come on.Copy !req
981. What's going on?Copy !req
982. Rain.Copy !req
983. It's okay. It's fine.Copy !req
984. Nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
985. Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
986. It's just rain. It's okay.
It's fine. Come on out.Copy !req
987. You see? Look.Copy !req
988. You see?Copy !req
989. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
990. It's cold.Copy !req
991. Cool.Copy !req
992. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
993. Where's my dinner?Copy !req
994. George?Copy !req
995. What happened?Copy !req
996. Are you all right?Copy !req
997. What is it?Copy !req
998. Rain.Copy !req
999. Real rain?Copy !req
1000. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1001. Are you all right?Copy !req
1002. I came home like I always do...Copy !req
1003. and I went in the front door...Copy !req
1004. and I took off my coat...Copy !req
1005. and I put down my briefcase...Copy !req
1006. and I said, "Honey, I'm home. "Copy !req
1007. Only there was no one there.Copy !req
1008. No wife.Copy !req
1009. No lights.Copy !req
1010. - No dinner.
- No dinner?Copy !req
1011. I went to the oven.Copy !req
1012. I thought maybe she had made
one of those TV dinners.Copy !req
1013. - Yeah, sure.
- She hadn't.Copy !req
1014. She was gone.Copy !req
1015. I looked and looked and looked.Copy !req
1016. She was gone.Copy !req
1017. It's gonna be fine, George.Copy !req
1018. You're with us now.Copy !req
1019. What are we gonna do, Bob?Copy !req
1020. Well, we're safe for now.
Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.Copy !req
1021. But if George here
doesn't get his dinner...Copy !req
1022. any one of us could be next.Copy !req
1023. It could be you, Gus.Copy !req
1024. Or you, Roy.Copy !req
1025. Or even you, Ralph.Copy !req
1026. That is real rain out there, gentlemen.Copy !req
1027. This isn't some little virus
that'll clear up on its own.Copy !req
1028. Something is happening to our town.Copy !req
1029. And I think we can all see
where it's coming from.Copy !req
1030. Roy.Copy !req
1031. Why don't you show them
what you showed me before?Copy !req
1032. But, Bob...Copy !req
1033. It's okay, Roy. Come on up here.Copy !req
1034. I know, Roy.Copy !req
1035. Thanks.Copy !req
1036. He asked her what she was doing.Copy !req
1037. She said, "Nothing. "
She was just thinking.Copy !req
1038. My friends, this isn't about
George's dinner.Copy !req
1039. It's not about Roy's shirt.Copy !req
1040. It's a question of values.Copy !req
1041. It's a question of whether
we wanna hold on to those values...Copy !req
1042. that made this place great.Copy !req
1043. So a time has come to make a decision.Copy !req
1044. Are we in this thing alone...Copy !req
1045. or are we in it together?Copy !req
1046. Together.Copy !req
1047. - Together.
- Together.Copy !req
1048. Together. Together.Copy !req
1049. Together. Together. Together.Copy !req
1050. I told you where I was.
All night?Copy !req
1051. I got caught in the storm.
You were gone all night too.Copy !req
1052. Look...Copy !req
1053. Let's just forget about it.
We'll just go to the meeting.Copy !req
1054. No. I told you, George,
I am not going to that meeting.Copy !req
1055. - Sure, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1056. Look at me, George.Copy !req
1057. Look at my face.
That meeting's not for me.Copy !req
1058. - You'll put on some makeup.
- I don't wanna put on some makeup.Copy !req
1059. It goes away. It'll go away.Copy !req
1060. I don't want it to go away.Copy !req
1061. Now, you listen to me.Copy !req
1062. You're coming to this meeting.Copy !req
1063. You're going to put on some makeup.Copy !req
1064. You're going to be home
at 6:00 every night...Copy !req
1065. and you're going to have dinner
ready on this table.Copy !req
1066. No, I'm not, sweetie.Copy !req
1067. I made you a meat loaf.Copy !req
1068. Just put it in the oven
and turn this little knob up to 350.Copy !req
1069. If you put the pie in
40 minutes later...Copy !req
1070. it'll be hot in time for dessert.Copy !req
1071. Um...Copy !req
1072. I made a couple of lunches
for you for tomorrow...Copy !req
1073. and put them in brown paper bags.Copy !req
1074. I'm going to go now.Copy !req
1075. Where are you gonna go?Copy !req
1076. I'm going to go now.Copy !req
1077. Betty, don't go out there like that.
They'll see you.Copy !req
1078. They'll see you.Copy !req
1079. Betty, come back here.Copy !req
1080. It's beautiful. Can I open it?Copy !req
1081. Sure.Copy !req
1082. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
1083. It was a prop from the school play.Copy !req
1084. Thank you.Copy !req
1085. Hello, Bud. Hello, Margaret.Copy !req
1086. Whitey.Copy !req
1087. Hey, Bud, why aren't you
at the town meeting right now?Copy !req
1088. No reason. How come you're not?Copy !req
1089. Oh.Copy !req
1090. We're supposed to go around
and let everyone know about it.Copy !req
1091. I thought maybe it was because
you were too busy...Copy !req
1092. entertaining your colored girlfriend.Copy !req
1093. Hey, why don't you guys
get the hell out of here?Copy !req
1094. All right. We'll do that.Copy !req
1095. You know, Margaret,
you can come over...Copy !req
1096. and make those oatmeal cookies for me
anytime you want to.Copy !req
1097. People.Copy !req
1098. - People.
- Roy Campbell's got a blue front door.Copy !req
1099. - It's always been blue.
- People.Copy !req
1100. People, please.Copy !req
1101. Please.Copy !req
1102. I think we all know
what's been going on here.Copy !req
1103. Up until now...Copy !req
1104. everything around here
has always been, well, pleasant.Copy !req
1105. Recently, certain things
have become unpleasant.Copy !req
1106. - Hear, hear.
- Now, it seems to me...Copy !req
1107. that the first thing
we have to do...Copy !req
1108. is to separate out the things
that are pleasant...Copy !req
1109. from the things that are unpleasant.Copy !req
1110. That's Betty Parker.
That is an outrage.Copy !req
1111. What the hell do you think you're doing?Copy !req
1112. Get in here. Now.Copy !req
1113. You think this is a toy?Copy !req
1114. You think it's your own little
goddamn coloring book?Copy !req
1115. - Look, it just sort of happened.
- A deluge doesn't just happen.Copy !req
1116. Bolts of lightning don't just happen.Copy !req
1117. I didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
1118. Oh, no? Let me show you something.Copy !req
1119. Go on, try it.Copy !req
1120. Boom! Right there.
What do you call that, huh?Copy !req
1121. You know, you don't deserve this place.Copy !req
1122. You don't deserve to live in this paradise.Copy !req
1123. - Where's the remote control I gave you?
- Why?Copy !req
1124. Because you're coming home,
you little twerp...Copy !req
1125. and I'm gonna put this place
back the way it was.Copy !req
1126. - I can't let you do that.
- What?Copy !req
1127. I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna let you do that.Copy !req
1128. Just give me the damn remote. Ow.Copy !req
1129. - I'm gonna go now.
- You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
1130. You're gonna get that remote
and come home...Copy !req
1131. and we're gonna make
everybody happy again.Copy !req
1132. Hey. Where you going in such a hurry?
Now, that's not real friendly.Copy !req
1133. Let's see if she looks like her picture.
She's real pretty.Copy !req
1134. Yeah, you wanna be friendly, don't you?Copy !req
1135. Why don't you show us
what's under that nice blue dress?Copy !req
1136. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
1137. Hey, where you going?
There's nowhere to go over there.Copy !req
1138. You know, that is a lovely shade of blue.Copy !req
1139. Don't you think that's
a lovely shade of blue?Copy !req
1140. Get out of here!Copy !req
1141. Go on! Go! Get out of here!Copy !req
1142. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1143. What?Copy !req
1144. It's okay. He's not in there.Copy !req
1145. Hey. Hey. It's okay. It's okay. All right?Copy !req
1146. I'm gonna get you out of here, all right?Copy !req
1147. Are you okay?Copy !req
1148. Keep them coming.Copy !req
1149. - No!
- No, Mary Sue. It's better this way.Copy !req
1150. This is the only book I've ever
read in my whole life...Copy !req
1151. and you're not gonna put it
on that fire.Copy !req
1152. Just give me the book.Copy !req
1153. Mary Sue.Copy !req
1154. Jennifer.Copy !req
1155. It's me.Copy !req
1156. Let's go inside.Copy !req
1157. Hello?Copy !req
1158. Just thought I'd try to tidy it up a bit.Copy !req
1159. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1160. Once we sweep it up,
it'll be all right again.Copy !req
1161. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1162. He's right. Let's...Copy !req
1163. Here. Help me with this, will you?Copy !req
1164. Good. Put this up in here.Copy !req
1165. People.Copy !req
1166. People.Copy !req
1167. This is not the answer, people.Copy !req
1168. No matter how upset we may get...Copy !req
1169. or how frustrated we may be...Copy !req
1170. we're not gonna solve our problems
out in the street.Copy !req
1171. It's just the wrong way to do it.Copy !req
1172. We have to find a code of conduct...Copy !req
1173. that we can all agree to live by.Copy !req
1174. Now, I asked George and Ralph here
to sketch out a few ideas...Copy !req
1175. and I think they've done a terrific job.Copy !req
1176. Now, if we can all agree to these,
we can take a vote...Copy !req
1177. and I think we can start off
in the right direction.Copy !req
1178. "All public disruption
and acts of vandalism...Copy !req
1179. are to cease immediately.Copy !req
1180. All citizens of Pleasantville...Copy !req
1181. are to treat each other
in a courteous and pleasant manner. "Copy !req
1182. "Courteous and pleasant manner. "
Well, that's not too bad.Copy !req
1183. "The area commonly known
as Lovers' Lane...Copy !req
1184. as well as the public library...Copy !req
1185. shall be closed until further notice.Copy !req
1186. The only permissible recorded music
shall be the following:Copy !req
1187. Johnny Mathis, Perry Como,
Jack Jones...Copy !req
1188. the marches of John Philip Sousa,
or 'The Star-Spangled Banner. 'Copy !req
1189. In no event
shall any music be tolerated...Copy !req
1190. that is not of a temperate
or pleasant nature.Copy !req
1191. There shall be
no public sale of umbrellas...Copy !req
1192. or preparation for inclement weather
of any kind.Copy !req
1193. No bed frame
or mattress may be sold...Copy !req
1194. measuring more than 38 inches wide.Copy !req
1195. The only permissible
paint colors...Copy !req
1196. shall be black, white, or gray...Copy !req
1197. despite the recent availability
of certain alternatives.Copy !req
1198. All elementary
and high-school curriculum...Copy !req
1199. shall teach the non-changeist
view of history...Copy !req
1200. emphasizing continuity
over alteration. "Copy !req
1201. Wow.Copy !req
1202. Hey. This thing still works.Copy !req
1203. Turn that off.
You're not allowed to do that now.Copy !req
1204. Sure, you are.Copy !req
1205. Oh, this is good.Copy !req
1206. Just do it?Copy !req
1207. Don't worry.
We'll get you a new one.Copy !req
1208. I don't know what I'd do
if I couldn't paint anymore, Bud.Copy !req
1209. Maybe I have an idea.Copy !req
1210. Disgusting. It scares me.Copy !req
1211. You should be ashamed of yourselves.Copy !req
1212. This is disgusting.Copy !req
1213. When are they gonna let them out?Copy !req
1214. Hey, what are you kids doing out there?Copy !req
1215. There's someone to see you, Bud.Copy !req
1216. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1217. Is this a bad time?Copy !req
1218. No. No, it's fine. Come on in.Copy !req
1219. - I brought you something.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1220. - Cocktail olives.
- Everything else was frozen.Copy !req
1221. - I didn't know how to...
- I appreciate it.Copy !req
1222. - You know, your mom went out.
- Went out?Copy !req
1223. Yeah. She went out for a little while.Copy !req
1224. When?Copy !req
1225. Three days ago.Copy !req
1226. Jeez, everything is so cockeyed.Copy !req
1227. I didn't even know it was Tuesday.Copy !req
1228. Tuesday we play bridge
with the Jenkins.Copy !req
1229. There was no bridge. It's...Copy !req
1230. Can I have one of those?Copy !req
1231. Sure. Yeah. You hungry?Copy !req
1232. Mrs. Benson was making
meat loaf next door.Copy !req
1233. I almost climbed in her kitchen window.Copy !req
1234. What happened?
One minute, everything's fine.Copy !req
1235. The next...Copy !req
1236. What went wrong?Copy !req
1237. Nothing went wrong. People change.Copy !req
1238. People change?Copy !req
1239. Yeah, people change.Copy !req
1240. Can they change back?Copy !req
1241. I don't know. I think it's harder.Copy !req
1242. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1243. Yeah. Not fair, you know?Copy !req
1244. - You get used to one thing, and then...
- I know. It's not.Copy !req
1245. Bud Parker, William Johnson...Copy !req
1246. you are charged with the desecration
of a public building...Copy !req
1247. and the use
of prohibited paint colors...Copy !req
1248. in violation of
the Pleasantville code of conduct...Copy !req
1249. and laws of common decency.Copy !req
1250. Do you admit that on the night
of May 1 st...Copy !req
1251. you did willfully apply the following
forbidden paint colors...Copy !req
1252. to the north wall
of the Pleasantville police station:Copy !req
1253. Red, pink, vermilion, puce, chartreuse...Copy !req
1254. umber, blue, aqua, oxblood,
green, peach, crimson...Copy !req
1255. yellow, olive, and magenta?Copy !req
1256. Yeah, I do. Where's our lawyer?Copy !req
1257. I think we wanna keep these proceedings
as pleasant as possible.Copy !req
1258. I don't think a lawyer
will be necessary.Copy !req
1259. Do you further admit
that this unnatural depiction...Copy !req
1260. occurred in full public view
where it was accessible to...Copy !req
1261. and in plain sight
of minor children?Copy !req
1262. It was accessible to everyone.Copy !req
1263. Let the record show
that the defendants have answered...Copy !req
1264. in the affirmative to all charges.Copy !req
1265. Do you have anything
to say in your defense?Copy !req
1266. - Yeah, I do...
- Bill?Copy !req
1267. I didn't mean to hurt anybody.Copy !req
1268. Maybe if I painted
something different.Copy !req
1269. Or maybe I could use
less colors or something.Copy !req
1270. Or, you know, certain colors.
Or maybe I could...Copy !req
1271. You could pick out
the colors beforehand...Copy !req
1272. and then they wouldn't
bother anybody.Copy !req
1273. - I've got something to say.
- Very well.Copy !req
1274. You don't have a right to do this.Copy !req
1275. I mean...Copy !req
1276. I know you want it
to stay pleasant around here...Copy !req
1277. but there are so many things...Copy !req
1278. that are so much better.Copy !req
1279. Like silly or sexy...Copy !req
1280. or dangerous or brief.Copy !req
1281. And every one of those things
is in you all the time...Copy !req
1282. if you just have the guts
to look for them.Copy !req
1283. - Enough.
- I thought I was allowed to defend myself.Copy !req
1284. - You're not allowed to lie.
- I'm not lying.Copy !req
1285. You see those faces up there?
They're no different than you are.Copy !req
1286. They just happen to see something
inside themselves...Copy !req
1287. - I said, that's enough.
- I'll show you. Dad?Copy !req
1288. Yeah, Bud?Copy !req
1289. It's okay, Dad. Just listen for a sec.Copy !req
1290. I know you miss her.Copy !req
1291. I mean, you told me you did.Copy !req
1292. But maybe it's not just the cooking...Copy !req
1293. or the cleaning that you miss.Copy !req
1294. Maybe it's something else.Copy !req
1295. Maybe you can't even describe it.Copy !req
1296. Maybe you only know it
when it's gone.Copy !req
1297. Maybe it's like there's a whole piece
of you that's missing too.Copy !req
1298. Look at her, Dad.Copy !req
1299. Doesn't she look pretty like that?Copy !req
1300. Doesn't she look just as beautiful...Copy !req
1301. as the first time you met her?Copy !req
1302. You really want her back
the way she was?Copy !req
1303. Doesn't she look wonderful?Copy !req
1304. Now, don't you wish
you could tell her that?Copy !req
1305. You're out of order.Copy !req
1306. Why am I out of order?Copy !req
1307. I'm not gonna let you turn
this courtroom into a circus.Copy !req
1308. I don't think it's a circus,
and I don't think they do either.Copy !req
1309. - This behavior must stop at once.
- But see? That's just the point.Copy !req
1310. It can't stop at once,
because it's in you...Copy !req
1311. and you can't stop something
that's inside you.Copy !req
1312. It is not inside me.Copy !req
1313. - Oh, sure, it is.
- No, it is not.Copy !req
1314. What do you wanna do to me
right now?Copy !req
1315. Come on. Everyone is turning colors.Copy !req
1316. Kids are making out in the street.Copy !req
1317. No one is getting their dinner.
Hell, you could have a flood.Copy !req
1318. Pretty soon, the women
could be going to work...Copy !req
1319. while the men stayed at home
and cooked.Copy !req
1320. - That is not going to happen.
- But it could.Copy !req
1321. No, it could not!Copy !req
1322. Bud.Copy !req
1323. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
1324. Bud.Copy !req
1325. Uch.Copy !req
1326. - What an image.
- Oh, shut up.Copy !req
1327. Bud.Copy !req
1328. You sure you don't
wanna come home?Copy !req
1329. Yeah. I gotta do this
for a little while.Copy !req
1330. Besides, you think
I even have a chance...Copy !req
1331. of getting into college back there?Copy !req
1332. Honestly?Copy !req
1333. - Do you have your admissions letter?
- Yeah. It's right here.Copy !req
1334. I did the slut thing, David.Copy !req
1335. Got kind of old.Copy !req
1336. I'll come back
and check on you soon.Copy !req
1337. Okay.Copy !req
1338. You turned into a pretty cool guy.Copy !req
1339. How'd that happen?Copy !req
1340. I don't know.Copy !req
1341. - I'll see you.
- Okay.Copy !req
1342. Bye.Copy !req
1343. Just don't forget about me.Copy !req
1344. Even if you never come back.Copy !req
1345. I just don't want you
to forget about me.Copy !req
1346. I couldn't do that.Copy !req
1347. - Here.
- Oh, what's this?Copy !req
1348. Lots of stuff.
A meat loaf sandwich and...Copy !req
1349. And a hard-boiled egg.Copy !req
1350. And some marshmallow rice squares.Copy !req
1351. Hello.Copy !req
1352. There's some fried chicken in there too.Copy !req
1353. Don't skip dinner just because
you're not here anymore.Copy !req
1354. - I won't. I thought that you weren't gonna...
- Oh, I had to come say goodbye.Copy !req
1355. Just wear this on the trip...Copy !req
1356. in case it gets cold.Copy !req
1357. It's a pretty short trip.Copy !req
1358. Still.Copy !req
1359. Oh, Bud.Copy !req
1360. I am just so proud of you.Copy !req
1361. Thanks.Copy !req
1362. I know.Copy !req
1363. I love you too.Copy !req
1364. Well...Copy !req
1365. I... I guess you'd better stand back.Copy !req
1366. That concludes
the first hour of the Pleasantville marathon.Copy !req
1367. Don't forget, we'll be going all night long
until noon tomorr...Copy !req
1368. Hi.Copy !req
1369. I thought you went out of town.Copy !req
1370. Came back.Copy !req
1371. What's wrong?Copy !req
1372. I don't know.
Everything's just so fucked up.Copy !req
1373. I got halfway there and thought,
"What am I doing?"Copy !req
1374. He's nine years younger than I am.Copy !req
1375. Doesn't make me feel younger.
Makes me feel older.Copy !req
1376. When your father was here,
I used to think this was it.Copy !req
1377. This is the way
it was always gonna be.Copy !req
1378. I had the right house. I had the right car.
I had the right life.Copy !req
1379. There is no right house.
There is no right car.Copy !req
1380. God, my face must be a mess.Copy !req
1381. It looks great.Copy !req
1382. Honey, that's really sweet of you,
but I'm sure it does not look great.Copy !req
1383. Sure, it does.Copy !req
1384. Come here.Copy !req
1385. I'm 40 years old.
I mean, it's not supposed to be like this.Copy !req
1386. It's not supposed to be anything.Copy !req
1387. Hold still.Copy !req
1388. How'd you get so smart
all of a sudden?Copy !req
1389. I had a good day.Copy !req
1390. So, what's gonna happen now?Copy !req
1391. I don't know.Copy !req
1392. Do you know
what's going to happen now?Copy !req
1393. No. I don't.Copy !req
1394. I guess I don't either.Copy !req