1. For numenator.Copy !req
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3. Be around him lo...Copy !req
4. Ever since Ameri...Copy !req
5. We'd like to thank the fo...Copy !req
6. Our cash bail will be out by...Copy !req
7. - And, you know...
- Bobo.Copy !req
8. Behind the mighty.Copy !req
9. Said to my wife, "Berni..."Copy !req
10. - Sorry, boy.
- They hurt...Copy !req
11. went through the crack.Copy !req
12. - This ham...
- Our 12th edition...Copy !req
13. of the Psychic Friends Network.Copy !req
14. Shea Stad...Copy !req
15. You're watching TV Time!Copy !req
16. The only network playing lots of old stuff
in nothing but black and white.Copy !req
17. Why, it's fun for the whole family.Copy !req
18. TV Time! Remember, you're soaking in it.Copy !req
19. This Friday on TV Time!Copy !req
20. Take the phone off the hook
and the plastic off the couch.Copy !req
21. That's right,
it's the Pleasantville marathon.Copy !req
22. Twenty-four hours chocked full
of pure family values.Copy !req
23. Featuring the warm greeting.Copy !req
24. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
25. - Proper nutrition.
- Do you want some more cookies?Copy !req
26. And, of course, safe sex.Copy !req
27. Why, it's a scrapbook of
all your favorite Pleasantville memories.Copy !req
28. There's "Trouble at the Barbershop"...Copy !req
29. "Fireman for a Day"...Copy !req
30. "The Big Game"...Copy !req
31. and who could forget
"Bud Gets a Job"?Copy !req
32. So join all your favorites:
Mary Sue, Bud, George and Betty...Copy !req
33. and, oh, yes,
Mr. Johnson at the soda shop.Copy !req
34. There's more.
If you put your thinking caps on...Copy !req
35. you could win $1000
in our Pleasantville trivia contest...Copy !req
36. plus a free trip
to the Pleasantville of your choice.Copy !req
37. Flash back to kinder, gentler times...Copy !req
38. on the Pleasantville marathon,
this Friday, only on TV Time!Copy !req
39. Hi.Copy !req
40. I mean, hi.Copy !req
41. Look, you probably don't think
I should be asking you this.Copy !req
42. I mean, not knowing you well and all.Copy !req
43. I mean, you know, I know you.
Everybody knows you.Copy !req
44. I just don't know you technically.Copy !req
45. Anyhow, I don't know
what you're doing this weekend...Copy !req
46. but my mom's leaving town...Copy !req
47. and she's letting me borrow the car,
so, you know...Copy !req
48. Okey-do key, so just give me a call.Copy !req
49. Let me know.Copy !req
50. Bye.Copy !req
51. For those of you going
to college next year...Copy !req
52. the chance of finding a good job...Copy !req
53. will actually decrease
by the time you graduate.Copy !req
54. The available number
of entry-level jobs...Copy !req
55. will drop 31 percent
over the next four years.Copy !req
56. Median income for those jobs
will go down as well.Copy !req
57. Obviously, my friends,
it's a competitive world...Copy !req
58. and good grades
are your only ticket through.Copy !req
59. In fact, by the year 2000...Copy !req
60. the chance of contracting HIV
from a non-monogamous lifestyle...Copy !req
61. will climb to one in 150.Copy !req
62. The odds of dying in an auto accident
are only one in 2500.Copy !req
63. This marks a drastic increase...Copy !req
64. from 14 years ago, when ozone depletion
was at just 10 percent of its current level.Copy !req
65. By the time you are 30 years old...Copy !req
66. average global temperature
will have risen two and a half degrees...Copy !req
67. causing such
catastrophic consequences...Copy !req
68. as typhoons, floods,
widespread drought, and famine.Copy !req
69. Okay, who can tell me what famine is?Copy !req
70. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
71. Hello, darling. How was your day?Copy !req
72. Oh, swell. You know, Mr. Connell says
if things keep going the way they are...Copy !req
73. I might be seeing that promotion
sooner than I thought.Copy !req
74. Oh, darling, that's wonderful.Copy !req
75. I always knew you could do it.Copy !req
76. Hey, pumpkin, what's that smell?
Is that your meat loaf?Copy !req
77. "It might be."Copy !req
78. It might be.Copy !req
79. Oh, pumpkin, you sure know the way
to this man's heart.Copy !req
80. No, no. That was not the deal.Copy !req
81. No, you have custody
first weekend of every month.Copy !req
82. This is the first weekend.Copy !req
83. No. I'm not gonna bail you out.Copy !req
84. I'm going out of town this weekend.Copy !req
85. La Costa.Copy !req
86. Barry, if I wanna have a mud bath with my
new boyfriend, that's my business, isn't it?Copy !req
87. - Hey, where are those kids?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
88. - "Right behind you, Father."
- Right behind you.Copy !req
89. Right behind you, Father.Copy !req
90. Mother, Father,
Bud has a little surprise for you.Copy !req
91. What's that, Bud?Copy !req
92. First place in the science fair.Copy !req
93. There were lots of swell projects.Copy !req
94. I guess mine was just the swellest.Copy !req
95. Darling, that's wonderful,
except there's no such word as "swellest."Copy !req
96. Well, gee whiz, Mom,
it wasn't the English fair.Copy !req
97. No, that's not the point.Copy !req
98. The point is,
you're supposed to see them.Copy !req
99. Fine, fine, fine. See them another time.Copy !req
100. "What's a mother to do?"Copy !req
101. What's a mother to do?Copy !req
102. Okay, in the very first
Pleasantville episode...Copy !req
103. whose window did Bud break when
he was playing with his father's golf clubs?Copy !req
104. Easy. Mr. Jenkins.Copy !req
105. What job did Mr. Jenkins have?Copy !req
106. Salesman.Copy !req
107. What did Bud and Mary Sue name the cat
they found in the gutter?Copy !req
108. Scout?Copy !req
109. Marmalade.Copy !req
110. All right, all right.Copy !req
111. Here's one.Copy !req
112. Why did their parents come home early
from their weekend at the lake?Copy !req
113. Because Bud didn't answer the phone,
and they were worried about him.Copy !req
114. Man, you're unbelievable.Copy !req
115. You'll win this thing for sure.
When is it on?Copy !req
116. Marathon starts at 6:30.
Contest is tomorrow at noon.Copy !req
117. Thousand bucks, huh?
And it's on all night?Copy !req
118. Well, of course it is, Howard.
That's why they call it a marathon.Copy !req
119. Oh, my God, he is, like, so pathetic.Copy !req
120. I can't believe you're, like,
related to him.Copy !req
121. Only on my parents' side.Copy !req
122. Yeah, but you guys are twins and stuff.Copy !req
123. You must be from
the cool side of the uterus.Copy !req
124. Oh, my God, here they come.Copy !req
125. Oh, my God. Don't do anything.
Just don't do anything.Copy !req
126. What?Copy !req
127. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
128. - Saw you at the mall yesterday.
- Yeah, I saw you too.Copy !req
129. So you gonna watch
the concert on MTV tonight?Copy !req
130. Yeah. You?Copy !req
131. Yeah.Copy !req
132. My mom's gonna be out of town.Copy !req
133. - Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
134. It was so amazing, Daph.Copy !req
135. I was like,
"My mom's gonna go out of town."Copy !req
136. And he was like,
"Well, maybe we could..."Copy !req
137. And I was like, "Yeah, sure."
And he was like, "Cool."Copy !req
138. I know. He's so smart.Copy !req
139. I don't know. I'm thinking about
that red thing I got at the mall.Copy !req
140. It's not slutty.Copy !req
141. It's fun.Copy !req
142. Well, hello,
he's not coming over to study.Copy !req
143. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
144. Well, sometimes I'm jealous of you too.Copy !req
145. He's not homeless, Howard.
They just don't say where he lives.Copy !req
146. Well, it's a silly question.Copy !req
147. Because nobody's homeless
in Pleasantville.Copy !req
148. Because that's just not what it's like.Copy !req
149. Look, Howard, it's almost 6:30.
I gotta go.Copy !req
150. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
151. Cut it out, David.
Mark Davis is gonna be here in minutes.Copy !req
152. Great. The Pleasantville
marathon starts at 6:30.Copy !req
153. I don't believe this. He's gonna be here.Copy !req
154. Great. You can watch it upstairs.Copy !req
155. Upstairs? Upstairs?Copy !req
156. It doesn't have any stereo.Copy !req
157. Oh, my God.Copy !req
158. Oh, my God.Copy !req
159. David, stop stressing.
You can just, like, turn it on normally.Copy !req
160. No, I can't. It's a new TV, Jen.Copy !req
161. It doesn't work without a remote.Copy !req
162. Oh, my God, he's here.Copy !req
163. TV repair.Copy !req
164. TV repair?Copy !req
165. - Yeah. TV busted?
- Yeah.Copy !req
166. Well, here I am.Copy !req
167. Holy cow, look at that.Copy !req
168. Had a little disaster, didn't you, fella?Copy !req
169. Well, yeah, sort of.Copy !req
170. Well, we'll get you fixed up
in no time.Copy !req
171. I know how I'd feel if mine went out.Copy !req
172. Almost like losing a friend.Copy !req
173. You know, we didn't call any TV repair.Copy !req
174. That makes it a lucky day
for both of us, doesn't it?Copy !req
175. Do you think you could do this soon?Copy !req
176. - It's almost 6:30.
- What's the hurry?Copy !req
177. Pleasantville marathon starts at 6:30.Copy !req
178. Pleasantville? Gosh, I love that show.
Watched it for years.Copy !req
179. That's not the reason.
I've got a date at 6:30.Copy !req
180. Who did Muffin take
to the masquerade ball...Copy !req
181. when her date came down
with the measles?Copy !req
182. - Her father.
- That's right.Copy !req
183. - And how'd she dress him?
- As Prince Charming.Copy !req
184. Nice. Remember the one...Copy !req
185. where Bud lost his cousin when he was
supposed to be watching him?Copy !req
186. - Yeah.
- What department store did they go to?Copy !req
187. - Mclntyre's.
- McGinty's.Copy !req
188. No. Mclntyre's. Remember?Copy !req
189. For the very best in men's attireCopy !req
190. Head right down to Mclntyre'sCopy !req
191. That's right.Copy !req
192. Listen...Copy !req
193. why don't you take
this remote instead?Copy !req
194. It's got a little more oomph in it.Copy !req
195. - Oomph?
- Sure. Big beautiful set like that?Copy !req
196. You want something that'll
put you right in the show.Copy !req
197. It's great. We'll take it.Copy !req
198. Thank you.Copy !req
199. Well, I better get going.Copy !req
200. Your show's almost on...Copy !req
201. and it's almost time for your date.Copy !req
202. Take care, now.Copy !req
203. Whether it's on the track...Copy !req
204. or just driving around the block,
only new Pennzoil with...Copy !req
205. For program information, just...Copy !req
206. - Honey, I'm home.
- Great.Copy !req
207. - Let me see that.
- No way.Copy !req
208. Gee whiz, Mary Sue,
why can't I borrow your radio?Copy !req
209. I promised Betty Jean she could use it.Copy !req
210. Do you mind? This is only
the most important moment of my life.Copy !req
211. Forget it, Jen. I've waited a year for this.Copy !req
212. Come on, David, just give it to me.Copy !req
213. - Forget it!
- No way, Bud.Copy !req
214. Forget it, Mary Sue.Copy !req
215. Come on, Bud. It's mine. Give it back.Copy !req
216. Oh, my God.Copy !req
217. - What happened?
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
218. Hi, sport. Hi, Muffin.Copy !req
219. Better get a move on.
You'll be late for school.Copy !req
220. - What did you do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
221. Look at me. I'm pasty.Copy !req
222. Psst. Over here.Copy !req
223. Told you it was your lucky day.Copy !req
224. I bet you thought
I was just a fan or something.Copy !req
225. - What happened?
- A miracle.Copy !req
226. Every time I thought
I'd found someone...Copy !req
227. they'd turn out to disappoint me.
They'd know all the early episodes...Copy !req
228. but they wouldn't know the later ones.
They'd know all about Muffin...Copy !req
229. but they wouldn't know about Bud.Copy !req
230. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
231. Shh. Can't talk like that here.Copy !req
232. You're in... Well, you know.Copy !req
233. Bud, Mary Sue, breakfast is on the table.Copy !req
234. We're in Pleasantville?Copy !req
235. A dream come true, huh?Copy !req
236. Listen, this really isn't funny.Copy !req
237. I have a very important date
in five minutes.Copy !req
238. You don't have to worry
about that anymore.Copy !req
239. - Bitch.
- No!Copy !req
240. You have got to get us out of here.Copy !req
241. - Why would I do that?
- Because we don't belong.Copy !req
242. Oh, sure, you do.
Mclntyre's department store.Copy !req
243. Their father dressed as Prince Charming.
That was gorgeous, Bud.Copy !req
244. - My name is David.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
245. This is a strange way
of showing your appreciation.Copy !req
246. Hey, we appreciate it. We really do.Copy !req
247. We just wanna go home now.Copy !req
248. But you don't know how long
I've been looking for someone like you.Copy !req
249. I'm very disappointed.Copy !req
250. In fact, I'm starting
to get a little upset.Copy !req
251. No, don't get upset.Copy !req
252. Well, wouldn't you?
You look for someone for years.Copy !req
253. You pour your heart into it.Copy !req
254. This is a privilege, you know.Copy !req
255. I don't think I better
talk about this now.Copy !req
256. Where are you going?Copy !req
257. I don't think we should discuss this
until I'm more composed.Copy !req
258. Wait a minute.Copy !req
259. Maybe in a while
when I'm not so emotional.Copy !req
260. Give you a week or two
to change your attitude.Copy !req
261. Come back!Copy !req
262. Come back!Copy !req
263. A week or two?Copy !req
264. Think Mom and Da?Copy !req
265. Being silly.Copy !req
266. From day to day.Copy !req
267. - Oh, God.
- What's gonna happen?Copy !req
268. I don't know. It's not possible.
Is it possible?Copy !req
269. Bud, Mary Sue,
your breakfast is getting cold.Copy !req
270. It can't be possible.Copy !req
271. Well, come on, kids.Copy !req
272. You're not going off to school
without a hot breakfast inside you.Copy !req
273. Forward march.Copy !req
274. I just love you in that sweater, Mary Sue.Copy !req
275. It's so flattering.Copy !req
276. Thanks.Copy !req
277. Morning, kids. Better get a move on,
or you'll be late for school.Copy !req
278. - I don't believe this.
- Neither do I.Copy !req
279. Well, come on, dig in.Copy !req
280. I put blueberries in them
just the way you like.Copy !req
281. Well, come on, sweetie.
It's getting late.Copy !req
282. Actually, I'm not hungry.Copy !req
283. Nonsense, young lady.Copy !req
284. You're gonna start your day off with
a nice big breakfast. Here we go. Sit down.Copy !req
285. Here's some pancakes and eggs.Copy !req
286. Sausage and some good crisp bacon.Copy !req
287. And, of course, a ham steak.Copy !req
288. You eat on up,
then it's right off to school.Copy !req
289. Hurry, hurry.Copy !req
290. I'm gonna hurl, David, I swear to God.Copy !req
291. Just take deep breaths.Copy !req
292. It's all that animal fat.
I can feel it in my pores.Copy !req
293. I still don't see why
we're doing this.Copy !req
294. We're supposed to be in school.Copy !req
295. We're supposed to be at home, David.Copy !req
296. - We're supposed to be in color.
- Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
297. - God.
- Hello, Bud.Copy !req
298. Hello, Mr. Simpson.Copy !req
299. Hear your dad got a new car.Copy !req
300. Oh, yeah. A Buick. It's swell.Copy !req
301. Great.Copy !req
302. Do you know that guy?Copy !req
303. Yeah. He owns the hardware store.Copy !req
304. You listen to me for just a minute.Copy !req
305. I don't know what you've done,
but you better fix it.Copy !req
306. - Shh! Shh!
- Fast.Copy !req
307. I had a date with Mark,
and I bought new underwear.Copy !req
308. We have to just play along for a little while
until that guy shows up again.Copy !req
309. - Play along?
- Yes.Copy !req
310. I am Bud Parker,
and you are Mary Sue.Copy !req
311. No. No. I'm not gonna do it.
If I don't dress like this for Mom...Copy !req
312. - I'm not gonna do it for you.
- We have no choice.Copy !req
313. We are stuck here
until that guy shows up again.Copy !req
314. Why can't we just explain it
to somebody?Copy !req
315. To who?Copy !req
316. Go. Go. Go.Copy !req
317. Here, kitty.Copy !req
318. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
319. Here, kitty.Copy !req
320. Oh, God.Copy !req
321. We are.Copy !req
322. We're, like, stuck in Nerdville.Copy !req
323. I knew you'd pay a price for this. I knew
you couldn't be so hopelessly geek-ridden...Copy !req
324. for so long without suffering
some really tragic consequences.Copy !req
325. But it's just not fair.Copy !req
326. I was getting really popular.Copy !req
327. And Debbie Russell had transferred
to another school.Copy !req
328. And my skin was really great
since March.Copy !req
329. Mark Davis was finally starting
to come around.Copy !req
330. Hello, Mary Sue.Copy !req
331. What's all the commotion?
Where's the cat?Copy !req
332. Um...Copy !req
333. It's...Copy !req
334. Oh. Right.Copy !req
335. I'll see you at school, Mary Sue.Copy !req
336. Who's that?Copy !req
337. Skip Martin,
captain of the basketball team.Copy !req
338. Does he like me?Copy !req
339. As a matter of fact, he does.Copy !req
340. Those are my friends?Copy !req
341. Peggy Jane, Lisa Anne, Betty Jean.Copy !req
342. Can we do any better?Copy !req
343. I don't think so.Copy !req
344. Okay.Copy !req
345. - Mary Sue.
- Hi.Copy !req
346. Last week, class, we discussed
the geography of Main Street.Copy !req
347. This week we're going to be
talking about Elm Street.Copy !req
348. Now, can anyone tell me
the difference...Copy !req
349. between Elm Street
and Main Street?Copy !req
350. Tommy.Copy !req
351. It's not as long?Copy !req
352. That's right, Tommy. It's not as long.Copy !req
353. Also, it only has houses.Copy !req
354. So the geography of Main Street
is different...Copy !req
355. than the geography of Elm Street.Copy !req
356. Mary Sue.Copy !req
357. Yeah. What's outside of Pleasantville?Copy !req
358. I don't understand.Copy !req
359. Outside of Pleasantville.Copy !req
360. Like, what's at the end of Main Street?Copy !req
361. Mary Sue, you should know
the answer to that.Copy !req
362. The end of Main Street
is just the beginning again.Copy !req
363. Come on, men, let's go.Copy !req
364. That's it, men, keep it up.
Big game tomorrow.Copy !req
365. Bud.Copy !req
366. Hi, Bud.Copy !req
367. Hi, Skip.Copy !req
368. Hi, Bud.Copy !req
369. Hi, Skip.Copy !req
370. - Bud, can I ask you a question?
- Sure.Copy !req
371. Well...Copy !req
372. if I was to go up to your sister...Copy !req
373. What I mean is,
if I was to go up to Mary Sue...Copy !req
374. Oh, my God. Are we in that episode?Copy !req
375. - What?
- Oh, I don't believe this.Copy !req
376. What's the matter?Copy !req
377. You wanna ask her out tonight, and then
you wanna give her your school pin.Copy !req
378. Yeah. How'd you know?Copy !req
379. Look, Skip, I don't think
it's a real good time for that right now.Copy !req
380. What do you mean?Copy !req
381. Well, what I mean is...Copy !req
382. Mary Sue's a little different lately.Copy !req
383. She won't go out with me?Copy !req
384. No, no. Hey. I didn't say that.
It's just that she's...Copy !req
385. I don't know what I'd do
if she wouldn't go out with me.Copy !req
386. Come here, guys.
Don't touch it. Stay back.Copy !req
387. I'm sure we'll work something out.Copy !req
388. - I thought you liked him.
- Yeah, but I don't know.Copy !req
389. One date, Jen. Please.
That's all I'm asking.Copy !req
390. If you don't go out with this guy,
we could throw their universe out of whack.Copy !req
391. It's too weird.
This place gives me the creeps.Copy !req
392. - Did you know the books are blank?
- What?Copy !req
393. I was in the library.
They have covers and nothing inside.Copy !req
394. What were you doing in a library?Copy !req
395. I got lost. Oh, wait. Look at this.Copy !req
396. Know why the firemen
only rescue cats out of trees?Copy !req
397. - Nothing burns around here.
- Jen, stop.Copy !req
398. They don't even need firemen.
I could really use a cigarette too.Copy !req
399. Jen, listen. I will get us out of here.Copy !req
400. I really will.
But if we don't play along...Copy !req
401. we can alter their whole existence,
and then we may never get home.Copy !req
402. You really think anybody's gonna notice if
I don't have a chocolate malt with this guy?Copy !req
403. You won't believe what we heard.Copy !req
404. Skip Martin is gonna ask you out.Copy !req
405. - And that's not all.
- No, that's not all.Copy !req
406. He's gonna give you his pin.Copy !req
407. Are you sure I'm supposed to wear this?Copy !req
408. I could kill a guy with these things.Copy !req
409. It's in your closet.Copy !req
410. I've worn kinky stuff before...Copy !req
411. - He won't notice anyway.
- Why not?Copy !req
412. They just don't notice
that kind of thing around here.Copy !req
413. - So, what's the point?
- Jen, please.Copy !req
414. Hello. I've got 3 pounds
of underwire on here.Copy !req
415. Just go with the program, huh?
I'm late for work.Copy !req
416. Work?Copy !req
417. Bud.Copy !req
418. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
I just had to help my folks...Copy !req
419. and then I couldn't find my hat.Copy !req
420. Oh. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
421. What's wrong?Copy !req
422. Well, I always
wipe down the counter...Copy !req
423. and then you set out
the napkins and glasses...Copy !req
424. - and then I make the French fries, and...
- Yeah.Copy !req
425. But you didn't come,
so I just kept on wiping.Copy !req
426. I'm sorry.Copy !req
427. Yeah, well... Ha, ha.Copy !req
428. You know, if this ever happens again...Copy !req
429. you can make the fries...Copy !req
430. even if I haven't put out
the napkins yet.Copy !req
431. Oh.Copy !req
432. Thank you.Copy !req
433. - There aren't any cheeseburgers.
- What?Copy !req
434. Usually, I put out the burger,
and you finish with the lettuce.Copy !req
435. - Okay, listen. Do you have the lettuce?
- Yeah.Copy !req
436. - Have you cooked the burgers?
- Yeah.Copy !req
437. Put on the lettuce,
finish the burger...Copy !req
438. and pretend it was me doing it
the whole time.Copy !req
439. Yeah. You can do it, really.Copy !req
440. Okay.Copy !req
441. I sure am glad you said
you'd come out with me tonight.Copy !req
442. Oh, well, gee whiz, Skip.
I sure am glad you asked me.Copy !req
443. I don't know if I ever said this
to you before, but, well...Copy !req
444. I think you're just about
the keenest girl in the whole school.Copy !req
445. Really, Skip? The keenest?Copy !req
446. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
447. What can I get you two?Copy !req
448. I don't know, Bud.Copy !req
449. Cheeseburger and a cherry Coke.Copy !req
450. Oh, I don't know, Bud.
I guess I'll have a salad and an Evian water.Copy !req
451. Cheeseburger it is.Copy !req
452. You see, the whole time
we were in Civics together...Copy !req
453. I really wanted to come over
and sit next to you...Copy !req
454. but you were always sitting between
Lisa Anne and Peggy Jane.Copy !req
455. And you always seemed
so smart and everything.Copy !req
456. Like that report you did
on our town hall.Copy !req
457. Gosh. I didn't know
what I'd talk to you about.Copy !req
458. Yeah. Well, sometimes
talking's overrated.Copy !req
459. Don't you think?Copy !req
460. Huh?Copy !req
461. Oh, right.Copy !req
462. So I know I haven't been steady
with anybody or anything...Copy !req
463. but I just don't wanna rush it.Copy !req
464. I mean, there's kids
that are holding hands already...Copy !req
465. but I figure there's plenty of time
for that kind of thing later on, don't you?Copy !req
466. Yeah. Can you excuse me
for just a second?Copy !req
467. God.Copy !req
468. Oh, God.Copy !req
469. - Did he give it to you?
- I bet he gave it to you.Copy !req
470. I don't think he knows how.Copy !req
471. I bet he's gonna take her
to Lovers' Lane.Copy !req
472. I bet he is. I bet he is.Copy !req
473. I bet he's even gonna hold her hand.Copy !req
474. So, anyhow, I really wanted
to sit next to you in Civics, but...Copy !req
475. - You wanna get out of here?
- What?Copy !req
476. Do you wanna leave?
Do you wanna go somewhere?Copy !req
477. But where could we go?Copy !req
478. Lovers' Lane?Copy !req
479. Yeah, Lovers' Lane. You up for it?Copy !req
480. Come on.Copy !req
481. Oh, shit.Copy !req
482. Jennifer!Copy !req
483. Jennifer, stop! Stop!Copy !req
484. You can't do this, Jennifer!
He doesn't exist!Copy !req
485. You can't do this to someone
who doesn't exist!Copy !req
486. It sure is pretty.Copy !req
487. Oh, yeah. Gorgeous.Copy !req
488. To be honest, Mary Sue...Copy !req
489. I didn't think you'd wanna come here
until we'd been pinned for a while.Copy !req
490. Oh, Skip, you can pin me
anytime you want to.Copy !req
491. Or maybe I should just pin you.Copy !req
492. That's silly, Mary Sue.
How could you possibly pin me?Copy !req
493. Bud? Son, what's wrong?Copy !req
494. Have you seen Mary Sue?Copy !req
495. Why, no. She's still on her date with Skip.
Is something the matter?Copy !req
496. No. No. I was just worried about her.Copy !req
497. Bud, your sister's getting older now...Copy !req
498. and she'll naturally
be going out with boys.Copy !req
499. But she's a fine young woman.Copy !req
500. She would never do anything
for us to be concerned about.Copy !req
501. Honest.Copy !req
502. I think I better go home now, Mary Sue.Copy !req
503. Why?Copy !req
504. I think I might be ill.Copy !req
505. Something's happening to me.Copy !req
506. That's supposed to happen.Copy !req
507. It is?Copy !req
508. Yeah. Trust me.Copy !req
509. Do you want some more cookies?Copy !req
510. No, thanks. I'm fine.Copy !req
511. How about
some marshmallow rice squares?Copy !req
512. Those are swell.Copy !req
513. No, I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
514. - Now, who could that be?
- I've got it.Copy !req
515. - Oh, hi.
- Hi there.Copy !req
516. You took off so quick,
I wasn't sure you were okay.Copy !req
517. Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
I just... I had to get home early.Copy !req
518. Bud, you know how when we close up...Copy !req
519. I close the register,
then you lower the blinds...Copy !req
520. and I turn out the lights,
and we both lock the doors?Copy !req
521. - Yeah.
- Well, you weren't around this time...Copy !req
522. so I did the whole thing by myself.Copy !req
523. Wow.Copy !req
524. And not only that,
I didn't even do it in the same order.Copy !req
525. First I lowered the blinds,
then I closed the register. And...Copy !req
526. Oh, hello, Betty.Copy !req
527. Hello, Bill.Copy !req
528. Okay, well, that's great.
Thank you for stopping by.Copy !req
529. I... You know, I appreciate it.Copy !req
530. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
531. Well, gee, thanks, Skip.
I sure had a wonderful time.Copy !req
532. Me too.Copy !req
533. Night.Copy !req
534. Hello, Mr. Johnson.Copy !req
535. Oh, hello, Mary Sue.Copy !req
536. - What did you do to him?
- Nothing.Copy !req
537. What do you mean, "nothing"?
That's not nothing.Copy !req
538. Why don't you relax, Bud?
We had a nice time.Copy !req
539. I am really sleepy, and I have to wake up
early in the morning to go to school.Copy !req
540. So night.Copy !req
541. Pleasure.Copy !req
542. Hi. Looks like it's gonna be
another beautiful sunny day.Copy !req
543. High 72, low 72,
not a cloud in the sky.Copy !req
544. Bud?Copy !req
545. It's 8:00 in the morning.
Are you watching television?Copy !req
546. Oh, no.Copy !req
547. Come on, men. Let's get in positions.Copy !req
548. We got a big game next week. Let's go.Copy !req
549. Come on.Copy !req
550. Oh, my God.Copy !req
551. You can't do this, Jennifer. I warned you.Copy !req
552. So, what's the big deal?Copy !req
553. Oh, okay. They're not good
at basketball anymore.Copy !req
554. - My God. What a tragedy.
- You don't understand.Copy !req
555. You're messing with
their whole goddamn universe.Copy !req
556. Maybe it needs to be messed with.
Did that ever occur to you?Copy !req
557. - Hey, M.S. How you doing?
- Cool, P.J. How are you doing?Copy !req
558. - Cool. Cool.
- Cool.Copy !req
559. "Cool"? What are you doing
to these people? You can't do this.Copy !req
560. - If I don't, who will?
- But they're happy like this.Copy !req
561. No. David, nobody is happy
in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.Copy !req
562. You really like this, don't you?Copy !req
563. No, it's not like
you think it's funny or dorky.Copy !req
564. You, like, really like it.Copy !req
565. No. You have it all wrong.Copy !req
566. I am mortified to be your sister.Copy !req
567. You have no right to do this to them.Copy !req
568. Listen to me for just a minute.Copy !req
569. These people don't wanna be geeks.
They wanna be attractive.Copy !req
570. They have potential.
They just don't know better.Copy !req
571. They don't have that potential.Copy !req
572. Oh, yeah? Look at that.Copy !req
573. Wow. What happened to your gum?Copy !req
574. I gotta go.Copy !req
575. I'm gonna meet Skip at the flagpole.Copy !req
576. Mm-hm.Copy !req
577. Hm.Copy !req
578. Well, I don't think
it's anything to worry about.Copy !req
579. You cut down on greasy foods
and chocolate.Copy !req
580. You know, things like that.Copy !req
581. It'll probably just clear up on its own.Copy !req
582. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
583. Do you think we could have
two cheeseburgers and some cherry Cokes?Copy !req
584. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
585. Thanks.Copy !req
586. Two cheeseburgers,
two cherry Cokes.Copy !req
587. There aren't any cheeseburgers.Copy !req
588. - I thought we talked about this. I thought...
- What's the point, Bud?Copy !req
589. You make hamburgers.
That is the point.Copy !req
590. No, I know. I know I do.
But it's always the same, you know?Copy !req
591. Grill the bun, flip the meat, melt the cheese.
Never changes.Copy !req
592. - It never gets any better or worse.
- Okay, just listen for a sec.Copy !req
593. The night when I closed by myself
was different.Copy !req
594. Oh, forget about that.Copy !req
595. Oh, okay.Copy !req
596. I really liked it, though.Copy !req
597. Come here.Copy !req
598. Look.Copy !req
599. You can't always like what you do.Copy !req
600. Sometimes you just gotta do it
because it's your job.Copy !req
601. And even if you don't like it,
you just gotta do it anyway.Copy !req
602. - Why?
- So they can have their hamburgers.Copy !req
603. - Oh.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
604. You know what I really like?Copy !req
605. - What's that?
- Christmastime.Copy !req
606. See, every year, on December 3rd...Copy !req
607. I get to paint Christmas decorations
on the window...Copy !req
608. and every year I get to paint
a different thing.Copy !req
609. Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
610. Wow. That's pretty good.Copy !req
611. Thanks. But this morning
I was thinking...Copy !req
612. and I realized that
I look forward to it all year.Copy !req
613. I thought, "That seems awfully silly.Copy !req
614. It seems like an awfully long time
to be waiting for just one moment."Copy !req
615. Don't you think?Copy !req
616. Well, don't you?Copy !req
617. I think that you should try not
to think about that anymore.Copy !req
618. Okay.Copy !req
619. I'll try that, then.Copy !req
620. - Morning, Jim.
- How are you?Copy !req
621. Awfully nice.Copy !req
622. Have they ever lost before?Copy !req
623. Basketball? No, they sure haven't.Copy !req
624. It just feels wrong, that's all.Copy !req
625. Maybe that's where
they get that saying:Copy !req
626. "Can't win them all."Copy !req
627. That's a good point, Ralph.
They do have that saying.Copy !req
628. But they do win them all.
They've always won them all.Copy !req
629. Oh, Mr. Mayor. Here. Here. Go ahead.Copy !req
630. Oh, don't be silly, Roy.
I couldn't possibly take your spot.Copy !req
631. What I wanna know is,
if they've never lost before...Copy !req
632. and they've never tied before,
isn't that what you call winning them all?Copy !req
633. - He's right. That's what you call it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
634. - They have called it that.
- That's true.Copy !req
635. He said it would clear up
on its own...Copy !req
636. if she just stayed away
from fried foods and sweets.Copy !req
637. Except it's spread to her lips now too.Copy !req
638. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
639. And you say it was just red?Copy !req
640. Well, you know, like real red.Copy !req
641. I know what you mean.Copy !req
642. That's like this car that was in front
of Bill Johnson's soda shop.Copy !req
643. I was going by it the other day,
and it looked green.Copy !req
644. Real green.Copy !req
645. Have you seen him lately?
I was getting my sewing machine fixed...Copy !req
646. and he was sitting in the window
of his shop just staring.Copy !req
647. That is strange.Copy !req
648. It's your bid, Betty.Copy !req
649. - Mary Sue.
- Yeah?Copy !req
650. What goes on up at Lovers' Lane?Copy !req
651. What do you mean?Copy !req
652. Well, you hear these things lately.Copy !req
653. Kids spending so much time up there.Copy !req
654. Is it holding hands? That kind of thing?Copy !req
655. Yeah.Copy !req
656. That and...Copy !req
657. What?Copy !req
658. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
659. No. I wanna know.Copy !req
660. Well...Copy !req
661. sex.Copy !req
662. Ohh.Copy !req
663. What's sex?Copy !req
664. - You sure you wanna know this?
- Yes.Copy !req
665. Okay.Copy !req
666. Well...Copy !req
667. You see, Mom...Copy !req
668. when two people really love
each other very, very much...Copy !req
669. and they wanna share that
with each other...Copy !req
670. that's what it's like to have sex.Copy !req
671. Are you okay?Copy !req
672. Yes.Copy !req
673. It's just that...Copy !req
674. your father would never do
anything like that.Copy !req
675. Well, you know, Mom...Copy !req
676. there are other ways
to enjoy yourself...Copy !req
677. without Dad.Copy !req
678. Sweetie, you coming to bed?Copy !req
679. Yeah. I'm just going to take a bath first.Copy !req
680. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
681. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
682. Oh.Copy !req
683. Oh, my. Oh, my.Copy !req
684. What are you making?Copy !req
685. Oh, shit.Copy !req
686. Oh, God.Copy !req
687. Fire!Copy !req
688. Cat?Copy !req
689. Okay, right here.Copy !req
690. All right, stop.Copy !req
691. Stop!Copy !req
692. Where is it?Copy !req
693. Whoa!Copy !req
694. Hey, here, grab the nozzle.Copy !req
695. - But where's the cat?
- Come on. Just hold on tight.Copy !req
696. Whoa!Copy !req
697. So that's what these things do.Copy !req
698. In honor and in recognition
of your heroism...Copy !req
699. and with great appreciation from
the citizens of Pleasantville...Copy !req
700. I am pleased to present you with
this special commendation...Copy !req
701. from the Pleasantville
Chamber of Commerce.Copy !req
702. Attaboy, Bud.Copy !req
703. Attaboy, Bud.Copy !req
704. Bud.Copy !req
705. Oh, hi.Copy !req
706. - That sure was swell.
- Well, thank you, Margaret.Copy !req
707. I baked you some of my oatmeal cookies.Copy !req
708. Oh!Copy !req
709. Oh, no, no.
You baked those for Whitey.Copy !req
710. No. I baked them for you.Copy !req
711. No. You baked them for Whitey.Copy !req
712. No. I baked them for you.Copy !req
713. - No, you baked them for...
- No. I baked them for you.Copy !req
714. Thank you.Copy !req
715. Sure.Copy !req
716. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
717. What's going on?Copy !req
718. I'm not sure.
They wanna ask you a question.Copy !req
719. - I didn't really know how to handle it, so...
- Okay.Copy !req
720. Hi, Bud.Copy !req
721. - How you doing?
- Hi, Bud.Copy !req
722. You wanted to ask me something?Copy !req
723. How'd you know about the fire?Copy !req
724. What?Copy !req
725. How'd you know
how to put it out and all?Copy !req
726. Oh.Copy !req
727. Well, where I used to live,
that's just what firemen did.Copy !req
728. And where's that?Copy !req
729. Outside of Pleasantville.Copy !req
730. Well, what's outside of Pleasantville?Copy !req
731. It doesn't matter. It's not important.Copy !req
732. What's outside of Pleasantville?Copy !req
733. There are some places...Copy !req
734. that the road doesn't go
in a circle.Copy !req
735. There are some places
where the road keeps going.Copy !req
736. Keeps going?Copy !req
737. Yeah. Yeah, it just keeps going.
It all keeps going.Copy !req
738. Roads and rivers and...Copy !req
739. Like the mighty Mississippi?Copy !req
740. What?Copy !req
741. I thought the books were blank.Copy !req
742. They were.Copy !req
743. Okay. This was not my fault.Copy !req
744. They asked what it was about.Copy !req
745. I didn't remember,
because I read it back in 10th grade.Copy !req
746. When I told them what I did remember,
that's when the pages filled in.Copy !req
747. - The pages filled in?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
748. But only up until the part with the raft,
because that's as far as I read.Copy !req
749. Do you know how it ends?Copy !req
750. - Yeah, I do.
- So how does it end?Copy !req
751. Well, okay.Copy !req
752. Let's see. They were running away.Copy !req
753. Huck and the slave.Copy !req
754. They were going up the river,
trying to get free.Copy !req
755. And, in trying to get free...Copy !req
756. they see that
they're sort of free already.Copy !req
757. Oh, my God.Copy !req
758. Wow.Copy !req
759. Hey, what about this one?Copy !req
760. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is great.Copy !req
761. This is... This kid Holden Caulfield,
he's a really lonely kid.Copy !req
762. He gets kicked out of boarding school.Copy !req
763. And then...Copy !req
764. Sheesh. Look at them.Copy !req
765. Spreading all over the place.Copy !req
766. Look at her books.Copy !req
767. Look at her sweater.Copy !req
768. I mean, going up to that lake
all the time is one thing...Copy !req
769. but now they're going
to a library?Copy !req
770. What's next?Copy !req
771. You're right.Copy !req
772. Somebody ought
to do something about that.Copy !req
773. Soon.Copy !req
774. George, you're probably wondering
why I asked to stop by and see you today.Copy !req
775. I'm sure you've noticed
the same things we all have.Copy !req
776. Certain changes in the town.Copy !req
777. You know what I mean by changes?Copy !req
778. Changes.Copy !req
779. Yeah, changes.Copy !req
780. And I'm not just talking
about big stuff like the fire.Copy !req
781. It's the little things.
You hear about Bill Miller?Copy !req
782. No. What?Copy !req
783. Wife wants him
to get one of those new beds.Copy !req
784. - One of those big beds?
- Yeah.Copy !req
785. Oh, my gosh. What's he gonna do?Copy !req
786. I don't know. I mean, it's everywhere.Copy !req
787. Bill Anderson's boy
just quit his job at the market.Copy !req
788. What do you mean, quit?Copy !req
789. Took his apron off in the middle of an order,
said, "I don't feel like it anymore."Copy !req
790. Groceries all over the counter. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
791. Took them three hours
just to sort it out.Copy !req
792. - Sheesh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
793. Everybody really likes you, George.Copy !req
794. - Oh, well...
- No, they do.Copy !req
795. Not just because you're a good bowler.
People respect you.Copy !req
796. Well, thank you.Copy !req
797. It's important for them to see
someone they respect...Copy !req
798. stand up for what's right.Copy !req
799. If you love a place,
you can't just sit back...Copy !req
800. and watch this kind of thing
happen, now, can you?Copy !req
801. No, of course not.Copy !req
802. That is why I want you to be a member
of the Pleasantville Chamber of Commerce.Copy !req
803. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
804. I hardly know what to say.Copy !req
805. It's just like yours.Copy !req
806. Well, it is exactly like mine, George.Copy !req
807. Well, you can start by saying yes.Copy !req
808. - Yes.
- And by getting me...Copy !req
809. - one of those swell pineapple kabobs.
- Well, sure. You bet.Copy !req
810. Betty, Bob wants to try
some of your great hors d'oeuvres.Copy !req
811. Betty?Copy !req
812. Bett?Copy !req
813. I'll get her.Copy !req
814. Are you okay?Copy !req
815. You all right?Copy !req
816. What am I going to do?Copy !req
817. I can't go out there this way.Copy !req
818. How can I go out there this way?Copy !req
819. Look at me.Copy !req
820. It's okay. It's all right.Copy !req
821. Betty?Copy !req
822. Have you got any makeup?Copy !req
823. In my handbag.Copy !req
824. Honey, where are you?Copy !req
825. Here. Give me your cheek.Copy !req
826. Here. Give me the other. There.Copy !req
827. That's good. Now lift your chin up.Copy !req
828. - Is it working?
- Yes.Copy !req
829. Here, look at me.Copy !req
830. What?Copy !req
831. Does it look okay?Copy !req
832. Yeah. It looks just like it did.Copy !req
833. And... And they won't be able to tell?Copy !req
834. No. No, they won't be able to tell.Copy !req
835. Betty, are you in there?Copy !req
836. Coming, sweetie.Copy !req
837. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
838. Aren't you a little bit early?Copy !req
839. I brought you something
from the library.Copy !req
840. It's an art book.Copy !req
841. Oh, my gosh, Bud.Copy !req
842. I just thought, since you like to paint,
it might help to...Copy !req
843. Gee whiz.Copy !req
844. Who is Titian?Copy !req
845. I'm not sure.Copy !req
846. It's beautiful, Bud.Copy !req
847. What's wrong?Copy !req
848. Oh, it's...Copy !req
849. I'll never be able to do that.Copy !req
850. Well, you just started.
I mean, you can't do it now.Copy !req
851. No, no, no. That's not it.Copy !req
852. Just where am I gonna see
colors like that?Copy !req
853. Must be awful lucky
to see colors like that.Copy !req
854. I'll bet they don't know
how lucky they are.Copy !req
855. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
856. - How are you doing?
- Swell.Copy !req
857. Look, you probably don't think
I should be asking you this.Copy !req
858. Will you go out with me tonight?Copy !req
859. Hi there, Bud.Copy !req
860. Hey, Mr. Simpson.
Your lawn looks great.Copy !req
861. Yes.Copy !req
862. Bud.Copy !req
863. David.Copy !req
864. Well, come here, young fella.Copy !req
865. You know, I've been thinking.Copy !req
866. I might've been a little hasty the other day
when you asked to come home.Copy !req
867. It just took me by such surprise,
you know? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
868. So even though
I can't make any promises...Copy !req
869. well, I figured
if you asked me real nice...Copy !req
870. I might just be willing
to talk about it again.Copy !req
871. - I can't.
- What?Copy !req
872. - Talk about it right now. I mean...
- I'll be honest with you, Bud.Copy !req
873. I'm getting a little concerned about
what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.Copy !req
874. Reruns?Copy !req
875. Like when Margaret Henderson
makes her cookies for Whitey.Copy !req
876. - Those are not your cookies, Bud.
- Yes, I know.Copy !req
877. I know they are not my cookies...Copy !req
878. Those are Whitey's cookies, Bud.
They belong to him.Copy !req
879. He eats them,
then he asks her to go to Lovers' Lane...Copy !req
880. I would love to talk about this right now,
but I am really in a hurry.Copy !req
881. - Bud. Don't touch...
- I can't hear you.Copy !req
882. It's really cruddy reception.
We'll talk later.Copy !req
883. What's wrong?Copy !req
884. Listen...Copy !req
885. You're reading.Copy !req
886. I can't believe you started
such a dorky fad.Copy !req
887. It's D. H...Copy !req
888. Lawrence.Copy !req
889. - You ever heard of him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
890. Yeah, I read a couple pages.
Seemed kind of sexy.Copy !req
891. It is.Copy !req
892. Hey, can I ask you a question?Copy !req
893. Sure.Copy !req
894. - How come I'm still in black and white?
- What?Copy !req
895. I've had like 10 times as much sex
as the rest of these girls...Copy !req
896. and I still look like this.Copy !req
897. They spend an hour
in the back seat of some car...Copy !req
898. and all of a sudden
they're in Technicolor?Copy !req
899. I don't know.
Maybe it's not just the sex.Copy !req
900. - Where is it?
- A little bit farther, I think.Copy !req
901. WKPV, the sounds of Pleasantville.Copy !req
902. Here's a new one
for all you kids out at Lovers' Lane.Copy !req
903. Wow.Copy !req
904. - It's amazing, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
905. We're closed right now.Copy !req
906. - Oh, I'm sorry. I...
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
907. Hi. I just thought that...Copy !req
908. No, no, no. Come on in.Copy !req
909. It's beautiful.Copy !req
910. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
911. I was just trying to do
one of these still lifes.Copy !req
912. Kind of having a tough time.Copy !req
913. Oh, I think it looks nice.Copy !req
914. Well, here's what
it's supposed to look like.Copy !req
915. Oh, my.Copy !req
916. Here. Look at this.Copy !req
917. - Where did you get this?
- Bud brought it to me.Copy !req
918. - My Bud?
- Yeah. Here's my favorite.Copy !req
919. What do you think?Copy !req
920. Isn't it great
how she's resting like that?Copy !req
921. She's crying.Copy !req
922. No, she's not.Copy !req
923. Yes, she is.Copy !req
924. - Wait. It's all right.
- No. No. I've gotta go.Copy !req
925. Let me see.Copy !req
926. It's beautiful.Copy !req
927. You shouldn't cover that up.Copy !req
928. Here. Let me... I just... Let me just...Copy !req
929. So, what's it like?Copy !req
930. - What?
- Out there.Copy !req
931. Well, it's...Copy !req
932. It's louder...Copy !req
933. and scarier, I guess.Copy !req
934. And it's a lot more dangerous.Copy !req
935. Sounds fantastic.Copy !req
936. The other night,
some kids came up here to go swimming...Copy !req
937. and they took off
all their clothes.Copy !req
938. Do you want some berries?Copy !req
939. Huh?Copy !req
940. Some berries. I picked them myself.Copy !req
941. - Really?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
942. Yeah, there's lots of stuff.Copy !req
943. Like what?Copy !req
944. Here. I'll show you.Copy !req
945. Here.Copy !req
946. Go ahead. Try it.Copy !req
947. Mary Sue.Copy !req
948. What are you doing?Copy !req
949. It's 6:30.Copy !req
950. So?Copy !req
951. We were gonna...Copy !req
952. You know.Copy !req
953. Oh. I can't.Copy !req
954. - Why not?
- I'm busy.Copy !req
955. - With what?
- I'm studying.Copy !req
956. - Evening.
- Evening.Copy !req
957. - Evening.
- Evening.Copy !req
958. Evening.Copy !req
959. - George.
- Evening, Norm.Copy !req
960. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
961. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
962. - What was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
963. What is that?Copy !req
964. What's going on?Copy !req
965. It's rain.Copy !req
966. - Real rain?
- Yeah.Copy !req
967. You don't have rain either?Copy !req
968. Well, of course you don't. Hey, it's okay.Copy !req
969. Here, come on.Copy !req
970. What's going on?Copy !req
971. Rain.Copy !req
972. It's okay. It's fine.Copy !req
973. Nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
974. Here, I'll show you.Copy !req
975. It's just rain. It's okay.
It's fine. Come on out.Copy !req
976. You see? Look.Copy !req
977. You see?Copy !req
978. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
979. It's cold.Copy !req
980. Cool.Copy !req
981. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
982. Where's my dinner?Copy !req
983. George?Copy !req
984. What happened?Copy !req
985. Are you all right?Copy !req
986. What is it?Copy !req
987. Rain.Copy !req
988. Real rain?Copy !req
989. Oh, my God.Copy !req
990. Are you all right?Copy !req
991. I came home like I always do...Copy !req
992. and I went in the front door...Copy !req
993. and I took off my coat...Copy !req
994. and I put down my briefcase...Copy !req
995. and I said, "Honey, I'm home."Copy !req
996. Only there was no one there.Copy !req
997. No wife.Copy !req
998. No lights.Copy !req
999. - No dinner.
- No dinner?Copy !req
1000. I went to the oven.Copy !req
1001. I thought maybe she had made
one of those TV dinners.Copy !req
1002. - Yeah, sure.
- She hadn't.Copy !req
1003. She was gone.Copy !req
1004. I looked and looked and looked.Copy !req
1005. She was gone.Copy !req
1006. It's gonna be fine, George.Copy !req
1007. You're with us now.Copy !req
1008. What are we gonna do, Bob?Copy !req
1009. Well, we're safe for now.
Thank goodness we're in a bowling alley.Copy !req
1010. But if George here
doesn't get his dinner...Copy !req
1011. any one of us could be next.Copy !req
1012. It could be you, Gus.Copy !req
1013. Or you, Roy.Copy !req
1014. Or even you, Ralph.Copy !req
1015. That is real rain out there, gentlemen.Copy !req
1016. This isn't some little virus
that'll clear up on its own.Copy !req
1017. Something is happening to our town.Copy !req
1018. And I think we can all see
where it's coming from.Copy !req
1019. Roy.Copy !req
1020. Why don't you show them
what you showed me before?Copy !req
1021. But, Bob...Copy !req
1022. It's okay, Roy. Come on up here.Copy !req
1023. I know, Roy.Copy !req
1024. Thanks.Copy !req
1025. He asked her what she was doing.Copy !req
1026. She said, "Nothing."
She was just thinking.Copy !req
1027. My friends, this isn't about
George's dinner.Copy !req
1028. It's not about Roy's shirt.Copy !req
1029. It's a question of values.Copy !req
1030. It's a question of whether
we wanna hold on to those values...Copy !req
1031. that made this place great.Copy !req
1032. So a time has come to make a decision.Copy !req
1033. Are we in this thing alone...Copy !req
1034. or are we in it together?Copy !req
1035. Together.Copy !req
1036. - Together.
- Together.Copy !req
1037. Together. Together.Copy !req
1038. Together. Together. Together.Copy !req
1039. - I told you where I was.
- All night?Copy !req
1040. I got caught in the storm.
You were gone all night too.Copy !req
1041. Look...Copy !req
1042. Let's just forget about it.
We'll just go to the meeting.Copy !req
1043. No. I told you, George,
I am not going to that meeting.Copy !req
1044. - Sure, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1045. Look at me, George.Copy !req
1046. Look at my face.
That meeting's not for me.Copy !req
1047. - You'll put on some makeup.
- I don't wanna put on some makeup.Copy !req
1048. It goes away. It'll go away.Copy !req
1049. I don't want it to go away.Copy !req
1050. Now, you listen to me.Copy !req
1051. You're coming to this meeting.Copy !req
1052. You're going to put on some makeup.Copy !req
1053. You're going to be home
at 6:00 every night...Copy !req
1054. and you're going to have dinner
ready on this table.Copy !req
1055. No, I'm not, sweetie.Copy !req
1056. I made you a meat loaf.Copy !req
1057. Just put it in the oven
and turn this little knob up to 350.Copy !req
1058. If you put the pie in
40 minutes later...Copy !req
1059. it'll be hot in time for dessert.Copy !req
1060. I made a couple of lunches
for you for tomorrow...Copy !req
1061. and put them in brown paper bags.Copy !req
1062. I'm going to go now.Copy !req
1063. Where are you gonna go?Copy !req
1064. I'm going to go now.Copy !req
1065. Betty, don't go out there like that.
They'll see you.Copy !req
1066. They'll see you.Copy !req
1067. Betty, come back here.Copy !req
1068. It's beautiful. Can I open it?Copy !req
1069. Sure.Copy !req
1070. Where'd you get it?Copy !req
1071. It was a prop from the school play.Copy !req
1072. Thank you.Copy !req
1073. Hello, Bud. Hello, Margaret.Copy !req
1074. Whitey.Copy !req
1075. Hey, Bud, why aren't you
at the town meeting right now?Copy !req
1076. No reason. How come you're not?Copy !req
1077. We're supposed to go around
and let everyone know about it.Copy !req
1078. I thought maybe it was because
you were too busy...Copy !req
1079. entertaining your colored girlfriend.Copy !req
1080. Hey, why don't you guys
get the hell out of here?Copy !req
1081. All right. We'll do that.Copy !req
1082. You know, Margaret,
you can come over...Copy !req
1083. and make those oatmeal cookies for me
anytime you want to.Copy !req
1084. People.Copy !req
1085. - People.
- Roy Campbell's got a blue front door.Copy !req
1086. - It's always been blue.
- People.Copy !req
1087. People, please.Copy !req
1088. Please.Copy !req
1089. I think we all know
what's been going on here.Copy !req
1090. Up until now...Copy !req
1091. everything around here
has always been, well, pleasant.Copy !req
1092. Recently, certain things
have become unpleasant.Copy !req
1093. - Hear, hear.
- Now, it seems to me...Copy !req
1094. that the first thing
we have to do...Copy !req
1095. is to separate out the things
that are pleasant...Copy !req
1096. from the things that are unpleasant.Copy !req
1097. - That's Betty Parker.
- That is an outrage.Copy !req
1098. What the hell do you think you're doing?Copy !req
1099. Get in here. Now.Copy !req
1100. You think this is a toy?Copy !req
1101. You think it's your own little
goddamn coloring book?Copy !req
1102. - Look, it just sort of happened.
- A deluge doesn't just happen.Copy !req
1103. Bolts of lightning don't just happen.Copy !req
1104. I didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
1105. Oh, no? Let me show you something.Copy !req
1106. Go on, try it.Copy !req
1107. Boom! Right there.
What do you call that, huh?Copy !req
1108. You know, you don't deserve this place.Copy !req
1109. You don't deserve to live in this paradise.Copy !req
1110. - Where's the remote control I gave you?
- Why?Copy !req
1111. Because you're coming home,
you little twerp...Copy !req
1112. and I'm gonna put this place
back the way it was.Copy !req
1113. - I can't let you do that.
- What?Copy !req
1114. I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna let you do that.Copy !req
1115. Just give me the damn remote. Ow.Copy !req
1116. - I'm gonna go now.
- You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
1117. You're gonna get that remote
and come home...Copy !req
1118. and we're gonna make
everybody happy again.Copy !req
1119. Hey. Where you going in such a hurry?
Now, that's not real friendly.Copy !req
1120. - Let's see if she looks like her picture.
- She's real pretty.Copy !req
1121. Yeah, you wanna be friendly, don't you?Copy !req
1122. Why don't you show us
what's under that nice blue dress?Copy !req
1123. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
1124. Hey, where you going?
There's nowhere to go over there.Copy !req
1125. You know, that is a lovely shade of blue.Copy !req
1126. Don't you think that's
a lovely shade of blue?Copy !req
1127. Get out of here!Copy !req
1128. Go on! Go! Get out of here!Copy !req
1129. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1130. What?Copy !req
1131. It's okay. He's not in there.Copy !req
1132. Hey. Hey. It's okay. It's okay. All right?Copy !req
1133. I'm gonna get you out of here, all right?Copy !req
1134. Are you okay?Copy !req
1135. Keep them coming.Copy !req
1136. - No!
- No, Mary Sue. It's better this way.Copy !req
1137. This is the only book I've ever
read in my whole life...Copy !req
1138. and you're not gonna put it
on that fire.Copy !req
1139. Just give me the book.Copy !req
1140. Mary Sue.Copy !req
1141. Jennifer.Copy !req
1142. It's me.Copy !req
1143. Let's go inside.Copy !req
1144. Hello?Copy !req
1145. Just thought I'd try to tidy it up a bit.Copy !req
1146. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1147. Once we sweep it up,
it'll be all right again.Copy !req
1148. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1149. He's right. Let's...Copy !req
1150. Here. Help me with this, will you?Copy !req
1151. Good. Put this up in here.Copy !req
1152. People.Copy !req
1153. People.Copy !req
1154. This is not the answer, people.Copy !req
1155. No matter how upset we may get...Copy !req
1156. or how frustrated we may be...Copy !req
1157. we're not gonna solve our problems
out in the street.Copy !req
1158. It's just the wrong way to do it.Copy !req
1159. We have to find a code of conduct...Copy !req
1160. that we can all agree to live by.Copy !req
1161. Now, I asked George and Ralph here
to sketch out a few ideas...Copy !req
1162. and I think they've done a terrific job.Copy !req
1163. Now, if we can all agree to these,
we can take a vote...Copy !req
1164. and I think we can start off
in the right direction.Copy !req
1165. All public disruption
and acts of vandalism...Copy !req
1166. are to cease immediately.Copy !req
1167. All citizens of Pleasantville...Copy !req
1168. are to treat each other
in a courteous and pleasant manner."Copy !req
1169. "Courteous and pleasant manner."
Well, that's not too bad.Copy !req
1170. The area commonly known
as Lovers' Lane...Copy !req
1171. as well as the public library...Copy !req
1172. shall be closed until further notice.Copy !req
1173. The only permissible recorded music
shall be the following:Copy !req
1174. Johnny Mathis, Perry Como,
Jack Jones...Copy !req
1175. the marches of John Philip Sousa,
or 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'Copy !req
1176. In no event
shall any music be tolerated...Copy !req
1177. that is not of a temperate
or pleasant nature.Copy !req
1178. There shall be
no public sale of umbrellas...Copy !req
1179. or preparation for inclement weather
of any kind.Copy !req
1180. No bed frame
or mattress may be sold...Copy !req
1181. measuring more than 38 inches wide.Copy !req
1182. The only permissible
paint colors...Copy !req
1183. shall be black, white, or gray...Copy !req
1184. despite the recent availability
of certain alternatives.Copy !req
1185. All elementary
and high-school curriculum...Copy !req
1186. shall teach the non-changeist
view of history...Copy !req
1187. emphasizing continuity
over alteration."Copy !req
1188. Wow.Copy !req
1189. Hey. This thing still works.Copy !req
1190. Turn that off.
You're not allowed to do that now.Copy !req
1191. Sure, you are.Copy !req
1192. Oh, this is good.Copy !req
1193. Just do it?Copy !req
1194. Don't worry.
We'll get you a new one.Copy !req
1195. I don't know what I'd do
if I couldn't paint anymore, Bud.Copy !req
1196. Maybe I have an idea.Copy !req
1197. Disgusting. It scares me.Copy !req
1198. You should be ashamed of yourselves.Copy !req
1199. This is disgusting.Copy !req
1200. When are they gonna let them out?Copy !req
1201. Hey, what are you kids doing out there?Copy !req
1202. There's someone to see you, Bud.Copy !req
1203. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1204. Is this a bad time?Copy !req
1205. No. No, it's fine. Come on in.Copy !req
1206. - I brought you something.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1207. - Cocktail olives.
- Everything else was frozen.Copy !req
1208. - I didn't know how to...
- I appreciate it.Copy !req
1209. - You know, your mom went out.
- Went out?Copy !req
1210. Yeah. She went out for a little while.Copy !req
1211. When?Copy !req
1212. Three days ago.Copy !req
1213. Jeez, everything is so cockeyed.Copy !req
1214. I didn't even know it was Tuesday.Copy !req
1215. Tuesday we play bridge
with the Jenkins.Copy !req
1216. There was no bridge. It's...Copy !req
1217. Can I have one of those?Copy !req
1218. Sure. Yeah. You hungry?Copy !req
1219. Mrs. Benson was making
meat loaf next door.Copy !req
1220. I almost climbed in her kitchen window.Copy !req
1221. What happened?
One minute, everything's fine.Copy !req
1222. The next...Copy !req
1223. What went wrong?Copy !req
1224. Nothing went wrong. People change.Copy !req
1225. People change?Copy !req
1226. Yeah, people change.Copy !req
1227. Can they change back?Copy !req
1228. I don't know. I think it's harder.Copy !req
1229. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1230. Yeah. Not fair, you know?Copy !req
1231. - You get used to one thing, and then...
- I know. It's not.Copy !req
1232. Bud Parker, William Johnson...Copy !req
1233. you are charged with the desecration
of a public building...Copy !req
1234. and the use
of prohibited paint colors...Copy !req
1235. in violation of
the Pleasantville code of conduct...Copy !req
1236. and laws of common decency.Copy !req
1237. Do you admit that on the night
of May 1st...Copy !req
1238. you did willfully apply the following
forbidden paint colors...Copy !req
1239. to the north wall
of the Pleasantville police station:Copy !req
1240. Red, pink, vermilion, puce, chartreuse...Copy !req
1241. umber, blue, aqua, oxblood,
green, peach, crimson...Copy !req
1242. yellow, olive, and magenta?Copy !req
1243. Yeah, I do. Where's our lawyer?Copy !req
1244. I think we wanna keep these proceedings
as pleasant as possible.Copy !req
1245. I don't think a lawyer
will be necessary.Copy !req
1246. Do you further admit
that this unnatural depiction...Copy !req
1247. occurred in full public view
where it was accessible to...Copy !req
1248. and in plain sight
of minor children?Copy !req
1249. It was accessible to everyone.Copy !req
1250. Let the record show
that the defendants have answered...Copy !req
1251. in the affirmative to all charges.Copy !req
1252. Do you have anything
to say in your defense?Copy !req
1253. - Yeah, I do...
- Bill?Copy !req
1254. I didn't mean to hurt anybody.Copy !req
1255. Maybe if I painted
something different.Copy !req
1256. Or maybe I could use
less colors or something.Copy !req
1257. Or, you know, certain colors.
Or maybe I could...Copy !req
1258. You could pick out
the colors beforehand...Copy !req
1259. and then they wouldn't
bother anybody.Copy !req
1260. - I've got something to say.
- Very well.Copy !req
1261. You don't have a right to do this.Copy !req
1262. I mean...Copy !req
1263. I know you want it
to stay pleasant around here...Copy !req
1264. but there are so many things...Copy !req
1265. that are so much better.Copy !req
1266. Like silly or sexy...Copy !req
1267. or dangerous or brief.Copy !req
1268. And every one of those things
is in you all the time...Copy !req
1269. if you just have the guts
to look for them.Copy !req
1270. - Enough.
- I thought I was allowed to defend myself.Copy !req
1271. - You're not allowed to lie.
- I'm not lying.Copy !req
1272. You see those faces up there?
They're no different than you are.Copy !req
1273. They just happen to see something
inside themselves...Copy !req
1274. - I said, that's enough.
- I'll show you. Dad?Copy !req
1275. Yeah, Bud?Copy !req
1276. It's okay, Dad. Just listen for a sec.Copy !req
1277. I know you miss her.Copy !req
1278. I mean, you told me you did.Copy !req
1279. But maybe it's not just the cooking...Copy !req
1280. or the cleaning that you miss.Copy !req
1281. Maybe it's something else.Copy !req
1282. Maybe you can't even describe it.Copy !req
1283. Maybe you only know it
when it's gone.Copy !req
1284. Maybe it's like there's a whole piece
of you that's missing too.Copy !req
1285. Look at her, Dad.Copy !req
1286. Doesn't she look pretty like that?Copy !req
1287. Doesn't she look just as beautiful...Copy !req
1288. as the first time you met her?Copy !req
1289. You really want her back
the way she was?Copy !req
1290. Doesn't she look wonderful?Copy !req
1291. Now, don't you wish
you could tell her that?Copy !req
1292. You're out of order.Copy !req
1293. Why am I out of order?Copy !req
1294. I'm not gonna let you turn
this courtroom into a circus.Copy !req
1295. I don't think it's a circus,
and I don't think they do either.Copy !req
1296. - This behavior must stop at once.
- But see? That's just the point.Copy !req
1297. It can't stop at once,
because it's in you...Copy !req
1298. and you can't stop something
that's inside you.Copy !req
1299. It is not inside me.Copy !req
1300. - Oh, sure, it is.
- No, it is not.Copy !req
1301. What do you wanna do to me
right now?Copy !req
1302. Come on. Everyone is turning colors.Copy !req
1303. Kids are making out in the street.Copy !req
1304. No one is getting their dinner.
Hell, you could have a flood.Copy !req
1305. Pretty soon, the women
could be going to work...Copy !req
1306. while the men stayed at home
and cooked.Copy !req
1307. - That is not going to happen.
- But it could.Copy !req
1308. No, it could not!Copy !req
1309. Bud.Copy !req
1310. Hey, look at this.Copy !req
1311. Bud.Copy !req
1312. - What an image.
- Oh, shut up.Copy !req
1313. Bud.Copy !req
1314. You sure you don't
wanna come home?Copy !req
1315. Yeah. I gotta do this
for a little while.Copy !req
1316. Besides, you think
I even have a chance...Copy !req
1317. of getting into college back there?Copy !req
1318. Honestly?Copy !req
1319. - Do you have your admissions letter?
- Yeah. It's right here.Copy !req
1320. I did the slut thing, David.Copy !req
1321. Got kind of old.Copy !req
1322. I'll come back
and check on you soon.Copy !req
1323. Okay.Copy !req
1324. You turned into a pretty cool guy.Copy !req
1325. How'd that happen?Copy !req
1326. I don't know.Copy !req
1327. - I'll see you.
- Okay.Copy !req
1328. Bye.Copy !req
1329. Just don't forget about me.Copy !req
1330. Even if you never come back.Copy !req
1331. I just don't want you
to forget about me.Copy !req
1332. I couldn't do that.Copy !req
1333. - Here.
- Oh, what's this?Copy !req
1334. Lots of stuff.
A meat loaf sandwich and...Copy !req
1335. And a hard-boiled egg.Copy !req
1336. And some marshmallow rice squares.Copy !req
1337. Hello.Copy !req
1338. There's some fried chicken in there too.Copy !req
1339. Don't skip dinner just because
you're not here anymore.Copy !req
1340. - I won't. I thought that you weren't gonna...
- Oh, I had to come say goodbye.Copy !req
1341. Just wear this on the trip...Copy !req
1342. in case it gets cold.Copy !req
1343. It's a pretty short trip.Copy !req
1344. Still.Copy !req
1345. Oh, Bud.Copy !req
1346. I am just so proud of you.Copy !req
1347. Thanks.Copy !req
1348. I know.Copy !req
1349. I love you too.Copy !req
1350. Well...Copy !req
1351. I... I guess you'd better stand back.Copy !req
1352. That concludes
the first hour of the Pleasantville marathon.Copy !req
1353. Don't forget, we'll be going all night long
until noon tomorr...Copy !req
1354. Hi.Copy !req
1355. I thought you went out of town.Copy !req
1356. Came back.Copy !req
1357. What's wrong?Copy !req
1358. I don't know.
Everything's just so fucked up.Copy !req
1359. I got halfway there and thought,
"What am I doing?"Copy !req
1360. He's nine years younger than I am.Copy !req
1361. Doesn't make me feel younger.
Makes me feel older.Copy !req
1362. When your father was here,
I used to think this was it.Copy !req
1363. This is the way
it was always gonna be.Copy !req
1364. I had the right house. I had the right car.
I had the right life.Copy !req
1365. There is no right house.
There is no right car.Copy !req
1366. God, my face must be a mess.Copy !req
1367. It looks great.Copy !req
1368. Honey, that's really sweet of you,
but I'm sure it does not look great.Copy !req
1369. Sure, it does.Copy !req
1370. Come here.Copy !req
1371. I'm 40 years old.
I mean, it's not supposed to be like this.Copy !req
1372. It's not supposed to be anything.Copy !req
1373. Hold still.Copy !req
1374. How'd you get so smart
all of a sudden?Copy !req
1375. I had a good day.Copy !req
1376. So, what's gonna happen now?Copy !req
1377. I don't know.Copy !req
1378. Do you know
what's going to happen now?Copy !req
1379. No. I don't.Copy !req
1380. I guess I don't either.Copy !req