- 1. It seems like only yesterday the
party would go on forever
- 2. but in just 12 short months,
- 3. the place known as americas
spring break capital
- 4. has become a virtual ghost town
- 5. who can forget the devastating attack
on lake victoria, that left scores
- 6. of people dead, and a community in shock
- 7. and who could have guessed that
this hell on earth would be rocked
- 8. by a species of Piranha believed extinct
for the last 2 million years
- 9. a massive eradication program
has left these waters
- 10. teeming with life
- 11. silent and dead
- 12. after a massive exous that left
most property abandoned
- 13. the local econemy fell into ruin
- 14. lake victoria is now a quarantine area
- 15. only weeds grow on the beaches
where thousands once soaked up the sun
- 16. and the only boats that remain, are
dusty relics littering the shoreline
- 17. as we look back on the anniversary
of this tragic event
- 18. were left to wonder, if it happened here
- 19. can it happen again.
- 20. and if so,
- 21. where?
- 22. Sarah
- 23. Sarah... hollering aint gonna do
you a damn bit of good
- 24. I got my foot stuck in a rut
- 25. there she is right there
- 26. is she dead?
- 27. thats a big old cow aint it...
- 28. yeah she took second place
at county last year
- 29. what the hell...
theres somethin laying on her belly
- 30. shine the light on the belly
see whats going on
- 31. theres something in there...
- 32. holy flying babyshit
- 33. damn piece of crap
- 34. I think I got a lighter
- 35. that smell would knock a
buzzard off a dump truck
- 36. fudge, thats the gassiest damn
cow I ever seen
- 37. ahh... shit shit shit
- 38. Carl
- 39. carl, get away
- 40. hey, its time to get wet again
- 41. comeon down. Our lifeguards are hot,
single, and ready to party
- 42. with someone like you
- 43. so if you wanna cool off,
comeon down to the hottest hole in town
- 44. 3 words for you... the big wet
- 45. and remember, double D swims free
- 46. oh boy, hold on... cut it
- 47. hey
- 48. hi
- 49. ive got to cut something
off at the pass
- 50. here you go, keep them wet
- 51. and are you guys friends of someone?
- 52. Maddie...
- 53. get over here and give
your step dad a hug
- 54. Chet, tell me you did not fire our
old lifeguards and replace them with...
- 55. strippers
- 56. water certified strippers...
- 57. really...
more than that pumpkin
- 58. unbelievable. Listen, before your
sweet momma died, god rest her soul
- 59. she made me promise her
- 60. to keep this waterpark running
- 61. and im just gonna make sure that
- 62. I provide for you aswell as she did
- 63. im your daddy now
- 64. were so lucky to have each other
- 65. wow ched, sometimes I really think you
beleive whats comign out of your mouth
- 66. baby doll you are gonna love this...
- 67. adult pool,
- 68. we are gonna make bank on this
- 69. what do you think?
I think this is a very expensive joke
- 70. worlds first strip bar at a waterpark
- 71. thats a stroke of genious,
- 72. no no no no,
oh don't worry about that
- 73. install a little extra chlorine
- 74. and sulphuric acid in the pool
it sanitises everything
- 75. hey kiki
- 76. why don't you get your
shapely ass out of the pool
- 77. russian... shes a doctor
- 78. now keep your eyes over there,
on the flat screen T.V
- 79. I call this the cooch cam...
but im open to suggestions
- 80. check it out
- 81. thats disgusting.-do not touch it
- im getting rid of it
- 82. thats not your call
- 83. don't you forget that im still
half owner of this place
- 84. ohh... is that right?
- 85. raise your hand if you own 51 %...
- 86. of this... waterpark
- 87. now raise your hand if you
have 49 % minority on it...
- 88. thats you
- 89. hey
- 90. hey maddie
- 91. how are you... whats new?
- 92. well, this is the summer. Shall
we finally abstain from abstinence
- 93. shes afraid to have sex because her
cousin gave birth to a flipper baby
- 94. stop it
- 95. that didn't happen
- 96. here he comes
- 97. here he comes
- 98. the boy whos going to pop her cherry
- 99. he just doesn't know it yet
- 100. hey maddie
- 101. what do you think of all the
new changes around here?
- 102. Josh, meet me at the lake
- 103. alright, see yah, cool
- 104. - what am I? the last guy to know your back?
- 105. how are you? I missed you
- 106. oh me too. Bet you wish you were still
in grad school for the summer huh?
- 107. I cant believe what cheds done
- 108. this place is everything to me
- 109. working here... hanging out.
- 110. I miss those moments too
- 111. so look, now that your back...
- 112. hey you guys, are you sure
thats such a good idea?
- 113. there better not be any underage
drinking going on here
- 114. here you go pal
- 115. come on man
- 116. im on duty
- 117. cant be drinking
- 118. you got fireworks...
- 119. indecent exposure...
- 120. probable drugs...
- 121. definite drugs
- 122. I might just have to write you up
- 123. I don't see what he has,
that I don't have...
- 124. 6 inches and a badge?
- 125. I heard you were back in town,
so I figured id stop by and say hey
- 126. and I feel I should say something
about the last time we talked
- 127. no, you don't have to
- 128. long distance relationships...
- 129. your back now
- 130. for the summer
- 131. should be an interesting summer
- 132. ok
- welcome back
- 133. - I had fun at the party tonight.
- yeah me too
- 134. I love the water
- 135. its uhh... really wet
- 136. what are you thinking about?
- 137. nothing much
- 138. hey, lets take off all our
clothes and go swimming
- 139. uhh... ok cool, sure
- 140. turn around...
- 141. Shelby?
- 142. Shelby?
- 143. Shelby!
- 144. you coming in or what?
yeah im coming
- 145. no funny stuff ok
- 146. you want some of this...
- 147. you want some?
your not supposed to splash me back
- 148. what?
I just felt something against me
- 149. is that you?
- 150. what are you talking about?
- 151. ow, what are you doing?
- 152. I didn't...
well whatever it is, I don't like it
- 153. I didn't do anything
- 154. shelby, where are you going?
- 155. im cold im getting out
- 156. you have to do it
- 157. ok fine
- 158. dear lord
- 159. come on
ok. Dear lord
- 160. please forgive us for what
we are about to do
- 161. we both know that having
relations before marriage is
- 162. a sin, but
- 163. we know that we will be forgiven
- 164. for it because...
- 165. were praying about it
- 166. - Amen.
- 167. you can fuck me now
- 168. ohh
- 169. look at this
- 170. you like that?
- 171. mine... aha,
don't make me cuff the other 1
- 172. were moving travis...
- 173. no, look you idiot
- 174. Ashley, are you ok?
- 175. the waters coming in, shit
- 176. give me the key for the cuff
- 177. ugh, it must have fallen out
- 178. find it now
- 179. where is it... shit shit shit
- 180. key for the damn cuff...
- 181. I should go for help
- 182. - no.
- I cant see anything
- 183. im sorry
- 184. hit the light and keep looking
- 185. im scared... what are you doing?
get over here
- 186. Ashley.
- 187. im gonna get some help
- 188. get back here
- 189. what are you doing?
- 190. Ashley!
- 191. Travis!
- 192. Travis!
- 193. Travis!
- 194. theres something in the water
- 195. help...
- 196. anybody...
- 197. ashley
- 198. Ashley!
- 199. travis... come on are you there?
- 200. Travis!
- 201. Travis!
- 202. Travis!
- 203. Ashley!
- 204. oh my god
- 205. oh my...
- 206. help
- 207. please, is anybody out there
- 208. im sorry I just...
no its cool
- 209. I don't mind hanging out
- 210. oh no its not you, its just that...
- 211. do you think ashleys
prettier than me?
- 212. no
- 213. most guys do
- 214. yeah well I... ive never been into
girl with big breasts
- 215. welcome back maddie
- 216. Dave.
- 217. yoh man, what the fuck you doing?
- 218. the hole where the
water comes out...
- 219. oh god man
- 220. shes so wet...
- 221. hey shelby
- 222. have you seen ashley or travis? neither
one of them punched in this morning
- 223. no, I havent seen either of them
- 224. I don't know.
just a sec
- 225. you ok?
I just feel a little weird
- 226. here let me help you
no im fine
- 227. you ok?
- 228. look who has morning sickness
- 229. nice work papa
- 230. nobody was inside shel
- 231. im sure there fine
- 232. probably just shaken up and
- 233. scared there gonna get in trouble
- 234. comeon ash
- 235. pick up
- 236. hey... its ash leave a message
- 237. call me
- 238. is there anywhere else they
might have gone?
- 239. no, umm
- 240. im just gonna go
- 241. Ashleys my best friend
- 242. I mean...
- 243. I know shes kind of a slut
- 244. she stole one of my ex
- 245. im pretty sure she stole
- 246. a pair of ear rings my grandmother
gave me before she died
- 247. but... we were like sisters
- 248. what is that?
- 249. Oh my god
- 250. we have to get off this
thing right now. Hurry
- 251. come on Shelby.
- 252. quick comeon ive got you
- 253. quickly
- 254. lets go, were almost there
- 255. careful
- 256. no no no
- 257. come back Shelby.
- 258. come here
- 259. come this way quick
your going to have to jump
- 260. Come on you have to jump
- 261. I cant jump from here
- 262. quit it
- 263. lets go
- 264. ive got you
- 265. what is this thing
- 266. Maddie...
- 267. what the fuck is that?
- 268. oh shit
- 269. is that a fucking Piranha?
- 270. my father worked construction
on carson dam
- 271. they found fossils like this
- 272. when they first broke ground
he gave me this on my 8th birthday
- 273. im telling you man, it was a Piranha
howd it get from lake victoria to our lake?
- 274. thats what weve got to find out
- 275. what?
look at us
- 276. the cop and the marine biologist
- 277. im sorry, it just sounds
like a shitty sitcom
- 278. the cop and the marine biologist
- 279. your still wet
- 280. a little yeah
- 281. will you ask coony to open the door
- 282. Kyle, open the door
- 283. yoh man
- 284. thats funny, dick
- 285. who are you?
- 286. why are you here?
- 287. im sorry, we saw you on youtube...
- 288. you and 11 million 486 other people
- 289. I have 700 more hits than
the laughing diarrhea baby
- 290. we need your expertees mr goodman
- 291. why?
- 292. we think there back...
- 293. false lake isnt even connected
- 294. to lake Victoria
- 295. the piranha must be migrating
through underground lakes and rivers
- 296. ive studied this specimen for
- 297. almost a year
- 298. I think you might
find this interesting
- 299. can I get some help here
- 300. ok
- 301. this is galvanised steel
- 302. like ordinary household plumbing
- 303. there we go
- 304. aha, now for some incentive
- 305. no no no, not the frog
- 306. sorry they sold out of
puppys this morning
- 307. now, I think this is
quite resourceful, watch
- 308. now its got something to grab
- 309. its a frog
- 310. Barry, are you crazy?
- 311. you almost lost a hand
- 312. I had a pet frog once
- 313. uhh
- 314. can you give me...?
- 315. really?-now to check on some data
- what were you thinking?
- 316. these Piranha spent eons
- 317. living in underground lakes
- 318. full of sulphur dioxide
- 319. from all the geo thermal activity
- 320. thats how they come back to spawn
- 321. - they followed the wrong lake somehow?
- 322. problem is sulphur dioxide
- 323. is probably released during
the treatment of chlorinated water
- 324. so its conceivable
- 325. that the fish could become confused
and try to enter man made drainage systems
- 326. especially with an abundance
of backyard pools
- 327. our waterpark drains directly into
false lake. Thats the equivalent
of like a thousand swimming pools
- 328. that would be a very bad thing
- 329. did you tell anyone
that this could happen?
- 330. I tried, unfortunately I lost
some credibility after my last book
- 331. that foretold plague of
dreadful walking fish
- 332. oh thats right
- 333. you wrote the fish walk among us
I love that book
- 334. its really great
why thank you
- 335. kindred spirit
- 336. thanks
- 337. Barry.
- 338. you ah... you read a
marine biology book?
- 339. I wanted to see what you
were so interested in
- 340. look guys, we have to check the drains
and the outflow pipe into the lake tonight
- 341. I can get a dive team up
here from tempy by tomorrow
- 342. no its too late, the waterpark opens
tomorrow, that place is going to be packed
- 343. if the fish are gettign
through the drain system
- 344. that would make lake victoria
look like an appetizer
- 345. guys weve got to get
out there right now
- 346. thank you so much for
your help mr Goodman.
- 347. oh thank you
- 348. thank you sir, an honour
- 349. be well, alright
- 350. aha... 11 million 888 hits
- 351. take that laughing diarrhea baby
- 352. 2 local teens, ashley sorby
and travis mitchell
- 353. were reported missing this morning
after there van was pulled out of
- 354. thanks for letting me stay here
- 355. its totally cool
- 356. how you feeling?
- 357. a little better
- 358. you don't seem any better
- 359. hey what is it?
- 360. just the stress of the
whole ashley thing
- 361. make love to me
- 362. please...
- 363. right now?
- 364. please josh
- 365. I think something is
really wrong with me
- 366. if I don't get better,
I don't want to die a virgin
- 367. please josh, I want it to be with you
- 368. cum inside me
- 369. cum inside me, ill do whatever
you say after that
- 370. the outflow pipe leads directly to
the waterpark, ive got to check them out
- 371. you considered how bat shit
crazy this is right?
- 372. I got to take a look,
ill be quick
- 373. umm, look, about what I was
trying to say last night...
- 374. are you coming in?
cos I could really use a spotter
- 375. I mean... if your... its ok
- 376. no no no, im not scared its just
- 377. umm, cant swim
- 378. you work at a waterpark
and you cant swim?
- 379. ding ding. What about all the
beach partys in high school
- 380. the partys at the park... never?
- 381. oh my god barry, I totally would have
taught you how to swim
- 382. yeah I know, you seemed
kind of busy at the time
- 383. not a big deal.
- 384. toss me that flashlight
- 385. yes I know
- 386. thats what I said
alright ill find you
- 387. are you sure you want
to do this? no
- 388. fuck off Kyle!
- 389. oh yes... Barry cant swim
- 390. - Maddie...
- 391. swim Maddie
- 392. get out of the way, get back
- 393. are you ok?
- 394. I think so
- 395. don't worry, I wont break
- 396. im sorry.
its ok, its ok
- 397. its good, go on
oh god shelby, look at me
- 398. somethings wrong
- 399. no somethings wrong
- almost there
- 400. what the fuck is on my dick...
- 401. ohh... oh my god
- 402. Josh!
- 403. im feeling a little better now
- 404. Josh, Josh.
- 405. Josh.
- 406. I think I had an accident
- 407. Josh.
- 408. josh what are you doing?
- 409. oh my god
- 410. Josh.
- 411. Josh.
- 412. Josh!
- 413. Josh!
- 414. what the hell did you do to me?
- 415. ohh... you almost going 70
back there buddy
- 416. don't you have somewhere else better
to be, like boning my step daughter?
- 417. ill get to that, first things first
- 418. your all good,
- 419. for now
oh your looking for a raise?
- 420. with any luck, your little theme parks
going to take off and I wont have
- 421. to live off a deputys salary forever
so, we good here?
- 422. yeah, did you check those
airflow pipes at the lake?
- 423. Maddie did.
nearly got herself killed
- 424. what about the grates...
they still intact?
- 425. should be good, unless theres
another way into the park?
- 426. like that bootleg well you drilled
- don't you worry about that
- 427. I do worry ched
- 428. im the one protecting your unlaweful ass
- 429. let me tell you something.
why don't you worry about keeping
maddie and johny law off my ass alright
- 430. ill take care of my waterpark
- 431. have a nice night deputy
- 432. you too ched
- 433. ohh by the way...
what in the hells this?
- 434. I told you, you were speeding
- are you shittin me?
- 435. just doing my job
- 436. weird crooked cop
- 437. what a night huh...
- 438. do umm...
- 439. you and kyle, you guys
getting back together or...
- 440. no definetly not
- 441. I don't think so,
- 442. you showed real decisiveness on that one,
you know that right?
- 443. I kinda did, didn't I
- 444. Josh cut off his penis because
somethig came out of my vagina
- 445. should be coming to shortly,
so the nurse is going to take
you guys back there
- 446. you guys can probably go.
josh is still sedated
- 447. and im going to stick around
to get a statement
- 448. ill let you guys know if
I find anything out ok
- 449. hows shelby? shes not making a
whole lot of sense right now
- 450. but ill keep an eye on her too
- 451. how about you?
- 452. im pretty tired.
get some rest and ill call you
- 453. aww that is so sad
- 454. come to bed hoffy, its nappy time
- 455. im rochelle
- 456. right
- 457. yeah lets party
- 458. welcome to Rock Bottom.
- 459. wait
- 460. I don't know if I can do this
- 461. all you got to do
is baby steps
- 462. just little baby steps
- 463. what the hell you talking
about baby steps for?
- 464. incase you havent noticed,
fish ate my damn legs
- 465. I hate the water, I hate it
- 466. remember what dr smith said, this is
all about our road to recovery
- 467. well start out with a
harmeless little kiddy pool
- 468. whats the worst that can happen?
couple of kids wizzin thats all
- 469. kids wizzin?
- 470. I can handle that
- 471. im not afraid of
some punk ass water
- 472. im not afraid of
some punk ass water
- 473. I cant
- 474. don't worry about it,
we'll figure out somethig else
- 475. no its weak,
dump me in the water
- 476. what?
you heard what I said...
- 477. get behind the chair, grab the handles,
and dump my sorry ass in the water
- 478. the way parents toss their kids into
the pool when they want them to swim
- 479. isnt a bad idea.
ok I can do this
- 480. 1... 2...
- 481. ok right what happened?
- 482. whyd you stop?
- 483. you said to stop...
no don't listen to my pussy ass mouth
- 484. no matter what I say,
dump me in the water
- 485. ok got it. Not going to listen
to your pussy ass mouth
- 486. I mean, you don't have a pussy ass mouth,
im just saying... dump me in the water
- 487. ok here we go,
1... 2... 3
- 488. aww shit no no,
I changed my mind
- 489. - no no no, your going in.
- I changed my mind,
I don't want to go in the water
- 490. - your going in.
- no I don't want to go in
- 491. your going in
- 492. hey, leave him alone.
no he wants to go in
- 493. no the hell I do,
I don't want to go in
- 494. whats wrong with you? don't push
that poor legless stump into the pool
- 495. whats wrong with you? don't push
that poor legless stump into the pool
- 496. yeah thast right, don't dump this
poor legless stump in the pool
- 497. ok you know what...
your going to go into the water
- 498. no I don't want to go
- 499. not cool man.
im not afraid of some punk ass water
- 500. not cool at all
- 501. ladys and gentlemen, boys and girls
- 502. hot moms of all ages.
welcome to the big wet
- 503. and now, the moment youve
all been waiting for
- 504. they most famous
lifeguard of all time
- 505. who wants to party with the hoff?
- 506. David Hasselhoff.
- 507. there he is
- 508. david hasselhoff
- 509. ladies, if you play
your cards right
- 510. you might get some
private mouth to mouth resuscitation
- 511. alright, without any further adieu
- 512. lets all get wet... and... wild
- 513. I knew it
- 514. what are you doing
back here maddie?
- 515. I saw this when I was taking inventory
but didn't think to ask why it was here
- 516. we pump our own water now,
fuck the utilities right...
- 517. you cant fill this
waterpark off a well
- 518. its not a standard well
- 519. we drilled down a whole lot further,
hit an underwater lake
- 520. we got enough water to
last us till kingdom come
- 521. you have no idea what youve done
- oh sure I do
- 522. I got us a nice fat profit
- 523. you don't understand...
you could be pumping piranha
straight through the intake pipes
- 524. Maddy, hôm nay là ngày khai truong.
- 525. maddie
- 526. its opening day, I have shelled
out 100 thousand dollars
- 527. and you want me to close shop because
there might be piranha in the pipe?
- 528. what else?
- 529. ghosts... boogeyman...
- 530. your laughable,
- 531. come on kid
- 532. youve been watching too many
movies little girl. You should
read romance novels
- 533. are we done?
I got work to do
- 534. mommy I got bit
- 535. let me see
- 536. oh honey you just scraped
yourself on something, go tell
a lifeguard hell get you a bandaid
- 537. no mom it was a piranha
- it was not piranha
- 538. there are too many people
talking about piranh, now scoot
- 539. hello... hello
- 540. hey
- 541. I got bit y a piranha
- 542. - whats your name kid?
- 543. David.
- 544. thats pretty cool, that
my name too David.
- 545. what... whats this?
- 546. its an autograph
- can I just have a bandaid?
- 547. wait a minute,
you don't know who I am? no
- 548. you never saw baywatch?
- 549. running in slow motion...
- 550. how about night rider?
- 551. the talking car... anaconda 3,
jekyll and hyde on broadway
- 552. mr Hasselhoff. Hey back off toro
im talking to my main man here huh
- 553. you really have no idea who I am?
- 554. yeah... your a lifeguard
and I need a bandaid
- 555. can I get a bandaid for my
main man david here please
- 556. spongebob... im just going to
get a bandaid somewhere else
- 557. im a lifeguard
- 558. I saw a fish
- 559. in the splash pool, I know this is
crazy but it was a piranha like
the ones on the news I swear to god
- 560. hey... everyone out of the pool
- 561. you have to get them out
of the pool right now
- 562. hey... no running
- 563. game over ched, we gotta shut
the waterfront down right now
- 564. what part of no fucking way
don't you hear?
- 565. a woman saw a piranha in the splash pool
- 566. did you see it?
- 567. did you see it... no but...
youve got nothing thats what but
- 568. im evacuating this waterfront
weather you like it or not
- 569. Maddie maddie maddie
- 570. cheds right, your just going
to cause more panic
- 571. im sorry... whos side are you on?
- 572. im on the side of being calm,
now lets just go check things out ok
- 573. you don't believe me, im the one
who called you, and you don't
fucking believe me
- 574. come on kids get out of the pool,
please get out of the water
- 575. I cant...
- 576. I cant let you do that
- 577. let go of me...
what the fuck you doing? let her go
- 578. what you going to
do shark boy, huh?
- 579. pump me with your fucking trident
- 580. im going to give you a little
piece of advice buddy, your
going to need a bigger one
- 581. come on, go
- 582. can you believe it? there back.
they find you, they always find you
- 583. no matter where you go
- 584. bring me my legs
- 585. titanium mother fuckers
- 586. eat this
- 587. I hate the water,
I hate the fish
- 588. help me, help
- 589. hey people are dying, your a
lifeguard, do something
- 590. im not a lifeguard, never was one
- 591. help me help me
- 592. theres still kids going down slides.
once these idiots get out of the water
- 593. its not as if the fish are
going to follow them home
- 594. help me
- 595. you went back in the water...
- 596. you little ginger mong.
mitch, your a lifeguard mitch
- 597. holy fuck
- 598. im getting old
- 599. I made a rescue
- 600. I actually made a rescue
- 601. can you put me down now...
- 602. Ched
- 603. Ched
- 604. you see them,
do you seem them now?
- 605. we got to drain the pools
- 606. Barry, Barry.
- 607. I need you to go to the pump house
and force drain the pool
- 608. its easy, your leavers are down,
you push them straight up
- 609. ok ok got it
- 610. I want you to know whatever happens,
ive loved you since 7th grade
- 611. I always will
- 612. I thought you were gay?
- 613. I gotta get out of here,
its not my fault
- 614. what the fuck... get off me
- 615. hey no
- 616. come over here please man
look at my ass
- 617. holy shit
- whatever it is, just get it out
- 618. ok this is gonna hurt alright, you ready?
- 619. ahh fuck
- comeon we got to get to the pump
- 620. sorry kid
- 621. its not my fault
- 622. ok listen to me, I need you
to get all the first aid
supplies and bring them outside
- 623. you got it? go
- 624. I need first aid
- 625. Maddie
- 626. come here, help me
- 627. I didn't know,
I promise you I didn't know
- 628. what are you talking about? the well
ched promised me 35 % of the profits
- 629. if I turned a blind eye.
just help me, get me out of here
- 630. I didn't know that...
- 631. please just help me
- 632. I cant do this
- 633. no no no don't...
- 634. please help me
- 635. wheres maddie?
shes gone, I couldnt save her
- 636. Maddie
- 637. be a man kyle, be a man
be a man kyle
- 638. this was a bad idea
- 639. Barry.
- 640. save her life kyle
save her life
- 641. being a hero
- 642. I got you, oh my god
get out of the pool
- 643. Maddie
- 644. Maddie
- 645. Maddie
- 646. nobody munches on daves ass bitch
- 647. adios bastardos
- 648. how the hell did you
buy that shotgun leg?
- 649. with the money I saved on socks
- 650. hello...
- 651. your not going to believe this
- 652. I was right
- 653. there elvolving,
there learning to walk
- 654. yeah, I know
- 655. David!
- 656. David, get away from that thing
- 657. mom its ok, there slow on land
- 658. oh my god, somebody
- 659. little... ginger... moron