1. It seems like only yesterday the
party would go on foreverCopy !req
2. but in just 12 short months,Copy !req
3. the place known as americas
spring break capitalCopy !req
4. has become a virtual ghost townCopy !req
5. who can forget the devastating attack
on lake victoria, that left scoresCopy !req
6. of people dead, and a community in shockCopy !req
7. and who could have guessed that
this hell on earth would be rockedCopy !req
8. by a species of Piranha believed extinct
for the last 2 million yearsCopy !req
9. a massive eradication program
has left these watersCopy !req
10. teeming with lifeCopy !req
11. silent and deadCopy !req
12. after a massive exous that left
most property abandonedCopy !req
13. the local econemy fell into ruinCopy !req
14. lake victoria is now a quarantine areaCopy !req
15. only weeds grow on the beaches
where thousands once soaked up the sunCopy !req
16. and the only boats that remain, are
dusty relics littering the shorelineCopy !req
17. as we look back on the anniversary
of this tragic eventCopy !req
18. were left to wonder, if it happened hereCopy !req
19. can it happen again.Copy !req
20. and if so,Copy !req
21. where?Copy !req
22. SarahCopy !req
23. Sarah... hollering aint gonna do
you a damn bit of goodCopy !req
24. I got my foot stuck in a rutCopy !req
25. there she is right thereCopy !req
26. is she dead?Copy !req
27. thats a big old cow aint it...Copy !req
28. yeah she took second place
at county last yearCopy !req
29. what the hell...
theres somethin laying on her bellyCopy !req
30. shine the light on the belly
see whats going onCopy !req
31. theres something in there...Copy !req
32. holy flying babyshitCopy !req
33. damn piece of crapCopy !req
34. I think I got a lighterCopy !req
35. that smell would knock a
buzzard off a dump truckCopy !req
36. fudge, thats the gassiest damn
cow I ever seenCopy !req
37. ahh... shit shit shitCopy !req
38. CarlCopy !req
39. carl, get awayCopy !req
40. hey, its time to get wet againCopy !req
41. comeon down. Our lifeguards are hot,
single, and ready to partyCopy !req
42. with someone like youCopy !req
43. so if you wanna cool off,
comeon down to the hottest hole in townCopy !req
44. 3 words for you... the big wetCopy !req
45. and remember, double D swims freeCopy !req
46. oh boy, hold on... cut itCopy !req
47. heyCopy !req
48. hiCopy !req
49. ive got to cut something
off at the passCopy !req
50. here you go, keep them wetCopy !req
51. and are you guys friends of someone?Copy !req
52. Maddie...Copy !req
53. get over here and give
your step dad a hugCopy !req
54. Chet, tell me you did not fire our
old lifeguards and replace them with...Copy !req
55. strippersCopy !req
56. water certified strippers...Copy !req
57. really...
more than that pumpkinCopy !req
58. unbelievable. Listen, before your
sweet momma died, god rest her soulCopy !req
59. she made me promise herCopy !req
60. to keep this waterpark runningCopy !req
61. and im just gonna make sure thatCopy !req
62. I provide for you aswell as she didCopy !req
63. im your daddy nowCopy !req
64. were so lucky to have each otherCopy !req
65. wow ched, sometimes I really think you
beleive whats comign out of your mouthCopy !req
66. baby doll you are gonna love this...Copy !req
67. adult pool,
go aheadCopy !req
68. we are gonna make bank on thisCopy !req
69. what do you think?
I think this is a very expensive jokeCopy !req
70. worlds first strip bar at a waterparkCopy !req
71. thats a stroke of genious,
franchising babyCopy !req
72. no no no no,
oh don't worry about thatCopy !req
73. install a little extra chlorineCopy !req
74. and sulphuric acid in the pool
it sanitises everythingCopy !req
75. hey kikiCopy !req
76. why don't you get your
shapely ass out of the poolCopy !req
77. russian... shes a doctorCopy !req
78. now keep your eyes over there,
on the flat screen T.VCopy !req
79. I call this the cooch cam...
but im open to suggestionsCopy !req
80. check it outCopy !req
81. thats disgusting.-do not touch it
- im getting rid of itCopy !req
82. thats not your callCopy !req
83. don't you forget that im still
half owner of this placeCopy !req
84. ohh... is that right?Copy !req
85. raise your hand if you own 51 %...Copy !req
86. of this... waterparkCopy !req
87. now raise your hand if you
have 49 % minority on it...Copy !req
88. thats youCopy !req
89. heyCopy !req
90. hey maddieCopy !req
91. how are you... whats new?Copy !req
92. well, this is the summer. Shall
we finally abstain from abstinenceCopy !req
93. shes afraid to have sex because her
cousin gave birth to a flipper babyCopy !req
94. stop itCopy !req
95. that didn't happenCopy !req
96. here he comesCopy !req
97. here he comesCopy !req
98. the boy whos going to pop her cherryCopy !req
99. he just doesn't know it yetCopy !req
100. hey maddieCopy !req
101. what do you think of all the
new changes around here?Copy !req
102. Josh, meet me at the lakeCopy !req
103. alright, see yah, coolCopy !req
104. - what am I? the last guy to know your back?
- hi...Copy !req
105. how are you? I missed youCopy !req
106. oh me too. Bet you wish you were still
in grad school for the summer huh?Copy !req
107. I cant believe what cheds done
I knowCopy !req
108. this place is everything to meCopy !req
109. working here... hanging out.
I knowCopy !req
110. I miss those moments tooCopy !req
111. so look, now that your back...Copy !req
112. hey you guys, are you sure
thats such a good idea?Copy !req
113. there better not be any underage
drinking going on hereCopy !req
114. here you go palCopy !req
115. come on manCopy !req
116. im on dutyCopy !req
117. cant be drinkingCopy !req
118. you got fireworks...Copy !req
119. indecent exposure...Copy !req
120. probable drugs...Copy !req
121. definite drugsCopy !req
122. I might just have to write you upCopy !req
123. I don't see what he has,
that I don't have...Copy !req
124. 6 inches and a badge?Copy !req
125. I heard you were back in town,
so I figured id stop by and say heyCopy !req
126. and I feel I should say something
about the last time we talkedCopy !req
127. no, you don't have toCopy !req
128. long distance relationships...
there weirdCopy !req
129. your back nowCopy !req
130. for the summerCopy !req
131. should be an interesting summerCopy !req
132. ok
- welcome backCopy !req
133. - I had fun at the party tonight.
- yeah me tooCopy !req
134. I love the waterCopy !req
135. its uhh... really wetCopy !req
136. what are you thinking about?Copy !req
137. nothing muchCopy !req
138. hey, lets take off all our
clothes and go swimmingCopy !req
139. uhh... ok cool, sureCopy !req
140. turn around...Copy !req
141. Shelby?Copy !req
142. Shelby?Copy !req
143. Shelby!Copy !req
144. you coming in or what?
yeah im comingCopy !req
145. no funny stuff okCopy !req
146. you want some of this...Copy !req
147. you want some?
your not supposed to splash me backCopy !req
148. what?
I just felt something against meCopy !req
149. is that you?Copy !req
150. what are you talking about?Copy !req
151. ow, what are you doing?Copy !req
152. I didn't...
well whatever it is, I don't like itCopy !req
153. I didn't do anythingCopy !req
154. shelby, where are you going?Copy !req
155. im cold im getting outCopy !req
156. you have to do itCopy !req
157. ok fineCopy !req
158. dear lordCopy !req
159. come on
ok. Dear lordCopy !req
160. please forgive us for what
we are about to doCopy !req
161. we both know that having
relations before marriage isCopy !req
162. a sin, butCopy !req
163. we know that we will be forgivenCopy !req
164. for it because...Copy !req
165. were praying about itCopy !req
166. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
167. you can fuck me now
- amenCopy !req
168. ohhCopy !req
169. look at thisCopy !req
170. you like that?Copy !req
171. mine... aha,
don't make me cuff the other 1Copy !req
172. were moving travis...
I know.Copy !req
173. no, look you idiotCopy !req
174. Ashley, are you ok?Copy !req
175. the waters coming in, shitCopy !req
176. give me the key for the cuffCopy !req
177. ugh, it must have fallen outCopy !req
178. find it nowCopy !req
179. where is it... shit shit shit
damn itCopy !req
180. key for the damn cuff...Copy !req
181. I should go for helpCopy !req
182. - no.
- I cant see anythingCopy !req
183. im sorry
- Ashley!Copy !req
184. hit the light and keep lookingCopy !req
185. im scared... what are you doing?
get over hereCopy !req
186. Ashley.Copy !req
187. im gonna get some helpCopy !req
188. get back hereCopy !req
189. what are you doing?Copy !req
190. Ashley!Copy !req
191. Travis!Copy !req
192. Travis!Copy !req
193. Travis!Copy !req
194. theres something in the waterCopy !req
195. help...Copy !req
196. anybody...Copy !req
197. ashleyCopy !req
198. Ashley!Copy !req
199. travis... come on are you there?Copy !req
200. Travis!Copy !req
201. Travis!
Travis!Copy !req
202. Travis!Copy !req
203. Ashley!Copy !req
204. oh my godCopy !req
205. oh my...Copy !req
206. helpCopy !req
207. please, is anybody out there
anybody...Copy !req
208. im sorry I just...
no its coolCopy !req
209. I don't mind hanging outCopy !req
210. oh no its not you, its just that...Copy !req
211. do you think ashleys
prettier than me?Copy !req
212. noCopy !req
213. most guys doCopy !req
214. yeah well I... ive never been into
girl with big breastsCopy !req
215. welcome back maddieCopy !req
216. Dave.Copy !req
217. yoh man, what the fuck you doing?Copy !req
218. the hole where the
water comes out...Copy !req
219. oh god manCopy !req
220. shes so wet...Copy !req
221. hey shelbyCopy !req
222. have you seen ashley or travis? neither
one of them punched in this morningCopy !req
223. no, I havent seen either of themCopy !req
224. I don't know.
just a secCopy !req
225. you ok?
I just feel a little weirdCopy !req
226. here let me help you
no im fineCopy !req
227. you ok?Copy !req
228. look who has morning sicknessCopy !req
229. nice work papaCopy !req
230. nobody was inside shelCopy !req
231. im sure there fineCopy !req
232. probably just shaken up andCopy !req
233. scared there gonna get in troubleCopy !req
234. comeon ashCopy !req
235. pick upCopy !req
236. hey... its ash leave a message
shitCopy !req
237. call meCopy !req
238. is there anywhere else they
might have gone?Copy !req
239. no, ummCopy !req
240. im just gonna goCopy !req
241. Ashleys my best friendCopy !req
242. I mean...Copy !req
243. I know shes kind of a slutCopy !req
244. she stole one of my ex
boyfriends, andCopy !req
245. im pretty sure she stoleCopy !req
246. a pair of ear rings my grandmother
gave me before she diedCopy !req
247. but... we were like sistersCopy !req
248. what is that?Copy !req
249. Oh my godCopy !req
250. we have to get off this
thing right now. HurryCopy !req
251. come on Shelby.Copy !req
252. quick comeon ive got youCopy !req
253. quicklyCopy !req
254. lets go, were almost thereCopy !req
255. carefulCopy !req
256. no no noCopy !req
257. come back Shelby.Copy !req
258. come hereCopy !req
259. come this way quick
your going to have to jumpCopy !req
260. Come on you have to jumpCopy !req
261. I cant jump from hereCopy !req
262. quit itCopy !req
263. lets goCopy !req
264. ive got youCopy !req
265. what is this thingCopy !req
266. Maddie...Copy !req
267. what the fuck is that?Copy !req
268. oh shitCopy !req
269. is that a fucking Piranha?Copy !req
270. my father worked construction
on carson damCopy !req
271. they found fossils like thisCopy !req
272. when they first broke ground
he gave me this on my 8th birthdayCopy !req
273. im telling you man, it was a Piranha
howd it get from lake victoria to our lake?Copy !req
274. thats what weve got to find outCopy !req
275. what?
look at usCopy !req
276. the cop and the marine biologistCopy !req
277. im sorry, it just sounds
like a shitty sitcomCopy !req
278. the cop and the marine biologistCopy !req
279. your still wetCopy !req
280. a little yeahCopy !req
281. will you ask coony to open the doorCopy !req
282. Kyle, open the doorCopy !req
283. yoh manCopy !req
284. thats funny, dickCopy !req
285. who are you?Copy !req
286. why are you here?Copy !req
287. im sorry, we saw you on youtube...Copy !req
288. you and 11 million 486 other peopleCopy !req
289. I have 700 more hits than
the laughing diarrhea babyCopy !req
290. we need your expertees mr goodmanCopy !req
291. why?Copy !req
292. we think there back...Copy !req
293. false lake isnt even connectedCopy !req
294. to lake VictoriaCopy !req
295. the piranha must be migrating
through underground lakes and riversCopy !req
296. ive studied this specimen forCopy !req
297. almost a yearCopy !req
298. I think you might
find this interestingCopy !req
299. can I get some help hereCopy !req
300. okCopy !req
301. this is galvanised steelCopy !req
302. like ordinary household plumbingCopy !req
303. there we goCopy !req
304. aha, now for some incentiveCopy !req
305. no no no, not the frogCopy !req
306. sorry they sold out of
puppys this morningCopy !req
307. now, I think this is
quite resourceful, watchCopy !req
308. now its got something to grabCopy !req
309. its a frogCopy !req
310. Barry, are you crazy?Copy !req
311. you almost lost a handCopy !req
312. I had a pet frog onceCopy !req
313. uhhCopy !req
314. can you give me...?Copy !req
315. really?-now to check on some data
- what were you thinking?Copy !req
316. these Piranha spent eonsCopy !req
317. living in underground lakesCopy !req
318. full of sulphur dioxideCopy !req
319. from all the geo thermal activityCopy !req
320. thats how they come back to spawnCopy !req
321. - they followed the wrong lake somehow?
- yesCopy !req
322. problem is sulphur dioxideCopy !req
323. is probably released during
the treatment of chlorinated waterCopy !req
324. so its conceivableCopy !req
325. that the fish could become confused
and try to enter man made drainage systemsCopy !req
326. especially with an abundance
of backyard poolsCopy !req
327. our waterpark drains directly into
false lake. Thats the equivalent
of like a thousand swimming poolsCopy !req
328. that would be a very bad thingCopy !req
329. did you tell anyone
that this could happen?Copy !req
330. I tried, unfortunately I lost
some credibility after my last bookCopy !req
331. that foretold plague of
dreadful walking fishCopy !req
332. oh thats rightCopy !req
333. you wrote the fish walk among us
I love that bookCopy !req
334. its really great
why thank youCopy !req
335. kindred spiritCopy !req
336. thanksCopy !req
337. Barry.Copy !req
338. you ah... you read a
marine biology book?Copy !req
339. I wanted to see what you
were so interested inCopy !req
340. look guys, we have to check the drains
and the outflow pipe into the lake tonightCopy !req
341. I can get a dive team up
here from tempy by tomorrowCopy !req
342. no its too late, the waterpark opens
tomorrow, that place is going to be packedCopy !req
343. if the fish are gettign
through the drain systemCopy !req
344. that would make lake victoria
look like an appetizerCopy !req
345. guys weve got to get
out there right nowCopy !req
346. thank you so much for
your help mr Goodman.Copy !req
347. oh thank youCopy !req
348. thank you sir, an honourCopy !req
349. be well, alrightCopy !req
350. aha... 11 million 888 hitsCopy !req
351. take that laughing diarrhea babyCopy !req
352. 2 local teens, ashley sorby
and travis mitchellCopy !req
353. were reported missing this morning
after there van was pulled out of
cross lakeCopy !req
354. thanks for letting me stay hereCopy !req
355. its totally coolCopy !req
356. how you feeling?Copy !req
357. a little betterCopy !req
358. you don't seem any betterCopy !req
359. hey what is it?Copy !req
360. just the stress of the
whole ashley thingCopy !req
361. make love to meCopy !req
362. please...Copy !req
363. right now?Copy !req
364. please joshCopy !req
365. I think something is
really wrong with meCopy !req
366. if I don't get better,
I don't want to die a virginCopy !req
367. please josh, I want it to be with youCopy !req
368. cum inside meCopy !req
369. cum inside me, ill do whatever
you say after thatCopy !req
370. the outflow pipe leads directly to
the waterpark, ive got to check them outCopy !req
371. you considered how bat shit
crazy this is right?Copy !req
372. I got to take a look,
ill be quickCopy !req
373. umm, look, about what I was
trying to say last night...Copy !req
374. are you coming in?
cos I could really use a spotterCopy !req
375. I mean... if your... its okCopy !req
376. no no no, im not scared its justCopy !req
377. umm, cant swimCopy !req
378. you work at a waterpark
and you cant swim?Copy !req
379. ding ding. What about all the
beach partys in high schoolCopy !req
380. the partys at the park... never?Copy !req
381. oh my god barry, I totally would have
taught you how to swimCopy !req
382. yeah I know, you seemed
kind of busy at the timeCopy !req
383. not a big deal.Copy !req
384. toss me that flashlightCopy !req
385. yes I knowCopy !req
386. thats what I said
alright ill find youCopy !req
387. are you sure you want
to do this? noCopy !req
388. fuck off Kyle!Copy !req
389. oh yes... Barry cant swimCopy !req
390. - Maddie...
- Maddie!Copy !req
391. swim MaddieCopy !req
392. get out of the way, get backCopy !req
393. are you ok?Copy !req
394. I think soCopy !req
395. don't worry, I wont breakCopy !req
396. im sorry.
its ok, its okCopy !req
397. its good, go on
oh god shelby, look at meCopy !req
398. somethings wrongCopy !req
399. no somethings wrong
- almost thereCopy !req
400. what the fuck is on my dick...Copy !req
401. ohh... oh my godCopy !req
402. Josh!Copy !req
403. im feeling a little better nowCopy !req
404. Josh, Josh.Copy !req
405. Josh.Copy !req
406. I think I had an accidentCopy !req
407. Josh.Copy !req
408. josh what are you doing?Copy !req
409. oh my godCopy !req
410. Josh.Copy !req
411. Josh.Copy !req
412. Josh!Copy !req
413. Josh!Copy !req
414. what the hell did you do to me?Copy !req
415. ohh... you almost going 70
back there buddyCopy !req
416. don't you have somewhere else better
to be, like boning my step daughter?Copy !req
417. ill get to that, first things firstCopy !req
418. your all good,Copy !req
419. for now
oh your looking for a raise?Copy !req
420. with any luck, your little theme parks
going to take off and I wont haveCopy !req
421. to live off a deputys salary forever
so, we good here?Copy !req
422. yeah, did you check those
airflow pipes at the lake?Copy !req
423. Maddie did.
nearly got herself killedCopy !req
424. what about the grates...
they still intact?Copy !req
425. should be good, unless theres
another way into the park?Copy !req
426. like that bootleg well you drilled
- don't you worry about thatCopy !req
427. I do worry chedCopy !req
428. im the one protecting your unlaweful assCopy !req
429. let me tell you something.
why don't you worry about keeping
maddie and johny law off my ass alrightCopy !req
430. ill take care of my waterparkCopy !req
431. have a nice night deputyCopy !req
432. you too chedCopy !req
433. ohh by the way...
what in the hells this?Copy !req
434. I told you, you were speeding
- are you shittin me?Copy !req
435. just doing my jobCopy !req
436. weird crooked copCopy !req
437. what a night huh...Copy !req
438. do umm...Copy !req
439. you and kyle, you guys
getting back together or...Copy !req
440. no definetly notCopy !req
441. I don't think so,
probably notCopy !req
442. you showed real decisiveness on that one,
you know that right?Copy !req
443. I kinda did, didn't ICopy !req
444. Josh cut off his penis because
somethig came out of my vaginaCopy !req
445. should be coming to shortly,
so the nurse is going to take
you guys back thereCopy !req
446. you guys can probably go.
josh is still sedatedCopy !req
447. and im going to stick around
to get a statementCopy !req
448. ill let you guys know if
I find anything out okCopy !req
449. hows shelby? shes not making a
whole lot of sense right nowCopy !req
450. but ill keep an eye on her tooCopy !req
451. how about you?
you alright?Copy !req
452. im pretty tired.
get some rest and ill call youCopy !req
453. aww that is so sadCopy !req
454. come to bed hoffy, its nappy timeCopy !req
455. im rochelle
im dawnCopy !req
456. rightCopy !req
457. yeah lets partyCopy !req
458. welcome to Rock Bottom.Copy !req
459. waitCopy !req
460. I don't know if I can do thisCopy !req
461. all you got to do
is baby stepsCopy !req
462. just little baby stepsCopy !req
463. what the hell you talking
about baby steps for?Copy !req
464. incase you havent noticed,
fish ate my damn legsCopy !req
465. I hate the water, I hate itCopy !req
466. remember what dr smith said, this is
all about our road to recoveryCopy !req
467. well start out with a
harmeless little kiddy poolCopy !req
468. whats the worst that can happen?
couple of kids wizzin thats allCopy !req
469. kids wizzin?Copy !req
470. I can handle thatCopy !req
471. im not afraid of
some punk ass waterCopy !req
472. im not afraid of
some punk ass waterCopy !req
473. I cantCopy !req
474. don't worry about it,
we'll figure out somethig elseCopy !req
475. no its weak,
dump me in the waterCopy !req
476. what?
you heard what I said...Copy !req
477. get behind the chair, grab the handles,
and dump my sorry ass in the waterCopy !req
478. the way parents toss their kids into
the pool when they want them to swimCopy !req
479. isnt a bad idea.
ok I can do thisCopy !req
480. 1... 2...
stopCopy !req
481. ok right what happened?Copy !req
482. whyd you stop?Copy !req
483. you said to stop...
no don't listen to my pussy ass mouthCopy !req
484. no matter what I say,
dump me in the waterCopy !req
485. ok got it. Not going to listen
to your pussy ass mouthCopy !req
486. I mean, you don't have a pussy ass mouth,
im just saying... dump me in the waterCopy !req
487. ok here we go,
1... 2... 3Copy !req
488. aww shit no no,
I changed my mindCopy !req
489. - no no no, your going in.
- I changed my mind,
I don't want to go in the waterCopy !req
490. - your going in.
- no I don't want to go inCopy !req
491. your going inCopy !req
492. hey, leave him alone.
no he wants to go inCopy !req
493. no the hell I do,
I don't want to go inCopy !req
494. whats wrong with you? don't push
that poor legless stump into the poolCopy !req
495. whats wrong with you? don't push
that poor legless stump into the poolCopy !req
496. yeah thast right, don't dump this
poor legless stump in the poolCopy !req
497. ok you know what...
your going to go into the waterCopy !req
498. no I don't want to goCopy !req
499. not cool man.
im not afraid of some punk ass waterCopy !req
500. not cool at allCopy !req
501. ladys and gentlemen, boys and girlsCopy !req
502. hot moms of all ages.
welcome to the big wetCopy !req
503. and now, the moment youve
all been waiting forCopy !req
504. they most famous
lifeguard of all timeCopy !req
505. who wants to party with the hoff?
welcomeCopy !req
506. David Hasselhoff.Copy !req
507. there he isCopy !req
508. david hasselhoff
- ladiesCopy !req
509. ladies, if you play
your cards rightCopy !req
510. you might get some
private mouth to mouth resuscitationCopy !req
511. alright, without any further adieuCopy !req
512. lets all get wet... and... wildCopy !req
513. I knew itCopy !req
514. what are you doing
back here maddie?Copy !req
515. I saw this when I was taking inventory
but didn't think to ask why it was here
untill nowCopy !req
516. we pump our own water now,
fuck the utilities right...Copy !req
517. you cant fill this
waterpark off a wellCopy !req
518. its not a standard wellCopy !req
519. we drilled down a whole lot further,
hit an underwater lakeCopy !req
520. we got enough water to
last us till kingdom comeCopy !req
521. you have no idea what youve done
- oh sure I doCopy !req
522. I got us a nice fat profitCopy !req
523. you don't understand...
you could be pumping piranha
straight through the intake pipesCopy !req
524. Maddy, hôm nay là ngày khai truong.Copy !req
525. maddieCopy !req
526. its opening day, I have shelled
out 100 thousand dollarsCopy !req
527. and you want me to close shop because
there might be piranha in the pipe?Copy !req
528. what else?Copy !req
529. ghosts... boogeyman...
sharks... snakesCopy !req
530. your laughable,
laughableCopy !req
531. come on kidCopy !req
532. youve been watching too many
movies little girl. You should
read romance novelsCopy !req
533. are we done?
I got work to doCopy !req
534. mommy I got bitCopy !req
535. let me seeCopy !req
536. oh honey you just scraped
yourself on something, go tell
a lifeguard hell get you a bandaidCopy !req
537. no mom it was a piranha
- it was not piranhaCopy !req
538. there are too many people
talking about piranh, now scootCopy !req
539. hello... helloCopy !req
540. hey
- heyCopy !req
541. I got bit y a piranhaCopy !req
542. - whats your name kid?
- David.Copy !req
543. David.Copy !req
544. thats pretty cool, that
my name too David.Copy !req
545. what... whats this?Copy !req
546. its an autograph
- can I just have a bandaid?Copy !req
547. wait a minute,
you don't know who I am? noCopy !req
548. you never saw baywatch?Copy !req
549. running in slow motion...Copy !req
550. how about night rider?Copy !req
551. the talking car... anaconda 3,
jekyll and hyde on broadwayCopy !req
552. mr Hasselhoff. Hey back off toro
im talking to my main man here huhCopy !req
553. you really have no idea who I am?Copy !req
554. yeah... your a lifeguard
and I need a bandaidCopy !req
555. can I get a bandaid for my
main man david here pleaseCopy !req
556. spongebob... im just going to
get a bandaid somewhere elseCopy !req
557. im a lifeguardCopy !req
558. I saw a fishCopy !req
559. in the splash pool, I know this is
crazy but it was a piranha like
the ones on the news I swear to godCopy !req
560. hey... everyone out of the poolCopy !req
561. you have to get them out
of the pool right nowCopy !req
562. hey... no runningCopy !req
563. game over ched, we gotta shut
the waterfront down right nowCopy !req
564. what part of no fucking way
don't you hear?Copy !req
565. a woman saw a piranha in the splash poolCopy !req
566. did you see it?Copy !req
567. did you see it... no but...
youve got nothing thats what butCopy !req
568. im evacuating this waterfront
weather you like it or notCopy !req
569. Maddie maddie maddieCopy !req
570. cheds right, your just going
to cause more panicCopy !req
571. im sorry... whos side are you on?Copy !req
572. im on the side of being calm,
now lets just go check things out okCopy !req
573. you don't believe me, im the one
who called you, and you don't
fucking believe meCopy !req
574. come on kids get out of the pool,
please get out of the waterCopy !req
575. I cant...Copy !req
576. I cant let you do thatCopy !req
577. let go of me...
what the fuck you doing? let her goCopy !req
578. what you going to
do shark boy, huh?Copy !req
579. pump me with your fucking tridentCopy !req
580. im going to give you a little
piece of advice buddy, your
going to need a bigger oneCopy !req
581. come on, goCopy !req
582. can you believe it? there back.
they find you, they always find youCopy !req
583. no matter where you goCopy !req
584. bring me my legsCopy !req
585. titanium mother fuckersCopy !req
586. eat thisCopy !req
587. I hate the water,
I hate the fishCopy !req
588. help me, helpCopy !req
589. hey people are dying, your a
lifeguard, do somethingCopy !req
590. im not a lifeguard, never was oneCopy !req
591. help me help me
lifeguard...Copy !req
592. theres still kids going down slides.
once these idiots get out of the waterCopy !req
593. its not as if the fish are
going to follow them homeCopy !req
594. help meCopy !req
595. you went back in the water...Copy !req
596. you little ginger mong.
mitch, your a lifeguard mitchCopy !req
597. holy fuckCopy !req
598. im getting oldCopy !req
599. I made a rescueCopy !req
600. I actually made a rescueCopy !req
601. can you put me down now...Copy !req
602. ChedCopy !req
603. ChedCopy !req
604. you see them,
do you seem them now?Copy !req
605. we got to drain the poolsCopy !req
606. Barry, Barry.Copy !req
607. I need you to go to the pump house
and force drain the poolCopy !req
608. its easy, your leavers are down,
you push them straight upCopy !req
609. ok ok got itCopy !req
610. I want you to know whatever happens,
ive loved you since 7th gradeCopy !req
611. I always willCopy !req
612. I thought you were gay?Copy !req
613. I gotta get out of here,
its not my faultCopy !req
614. what the fuck... get off meCopy !req
615. hey noCopy !req
616. come over here please man
look at my assCopy !req
617. holy shit
- whatever it is, just get it outCopy !req
618. ok this is gonna hurt alright, you ready?
1... 2...Copy !req
619. ahh fuck
- comeon we got to get to the pumpCopy !req
620. sorry kidCopy !req
621. its not my faultCopy !req
622. ok listen to me, I need you
to get all the first aid
supplies and bring them outsideCopy !req
623. you got it? goCopy !req
624. I need first aid
fuckCopy !req
625. MaddieCopy !req
626. come here, help meCopy !req
627. I didn't know,
I promise you I didn't knowCopy !req
628. what are you talking about? the well
ched promised me 35 % of the profitsCopy !req
629. if I turned a blind eye.
just help me, get me out of hereCopy !req
630. I didn't know that...
kyle pleaseCopy !req
631. please just help me
help meCopy !req
632. I cant do thisCopy !req
633. no no no don't...Copy !req
634. please help meCopy !req
635. wheres maddie?
shes gone, I couldnt save herCopy !req
636. MaddieCopy !req
637. be a man kyle, be a man
be a man kyleCopy !req
638. this was a bad ideaCopy !req
639. Barry.Copy !req
640. save her life kyle
save her lifeCopy !req
641. being a heroCopy !req
642. I got you, oh my god
get out of the poolCopy !req
643. MaddieCopy !req
644. MaddieCopy !req
645. MaddieCopy !req
646. nobody munches on daves ass bitchCopy !req
647. adios bastardosCopy !req
648. how the hell did you
buy that shotgun leg?Copy !req
649. with the money I saved on socksCopy !req
650. hello...
maddieCopy !req
651. your not going to believe thisCopy !req
652. I was rightCopy !req
653. there elvolving,
there learning to walkCopy !req
654. yeah, I knowCopy !req
655. David!Copy !req
656. David, get away from that thingCopy !req
657. mom its ok, there slow on landCopy !req
658. oh my god, somebodyCopy !req
659. little... ginger... moronCopy !req