1. I'll be honest, Ferb.Copy !req
2. I'm having a hard time
putting a positive spin on this.Copy !req
3. But I guess that's life, huh?Copy !req
4. One minute,
you're having the best day ever,Copy !req
5. the next, you're being fed to a monster
the size of a two-car garage.Copy !req
6. Yeah? Well, welcome to my life.Copy !req
7. And everything started out so well
this morning.Copy !req
8. Good morning, Perry.Copy !req
9. Now that's the way to wake up.Copy !req
10. This is gonna be the best day ever.Copy !req
11. We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypusCopy !req
12. We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi-aquaticCopy !req
13. Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of usCopy !req
14. Life's never fuddy-duddy
With our web-footed buddyCopy !req
15. When we're brushing our teeth
It's betterCopy !req
16. Tying our shoes
It's betterCopy !req
17. Combing our hair
It's betterCopy !req
18. Like we're a cheese sandwich
And he's the cheddarCopy !req
19. Blinking our eyes
It's betterCopy !req
20. Breathing in and out
So much betterCopy !req
21. Sitting in a chair
It's betterCopy !req
22. And taking a bath
Just a little bit wetterCopy !req
23. Every day is such a dream
When it's started with a monotremeCopy !req
24. He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed
and hairyCopy !req
25. You know that he's hairyCopy !req
26. Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
27. Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
28. Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
29. Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
30. Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
31. Everything's better with Perry
Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
32. It's better
And we just want to tell you, PerryCopy !req
33. Everything's better with youCopy !req
34. Better with youCopy !req
35. Good morning, boys.Copy !req
36. Happy anniversary, Perry.Copy !req
37. Oh, that's right! Gosh.
I can't believe it's been five years.Copy !req
38. I remember the day we first got you.Copy !req
39. Come on, kids.
Pick out any pet you want.Copy !req
40. Look, Phineas,
this one's looking at you!Copy !req
41. And this one's looking at you, Ferb.Copy !req
42. Why won't anything look at me?Copy !req
43. Ferb! This one's looking at
both of us at the same time.Copy !req
44. That thing? You're kidding, right?Copy !req
45. Is there something I can do for you?Copy !req
46. Yes. We'd like that one, please.Copy !req
47. You'd like to adopt a platypus?Copy !req
48. Is that what it is? Well, yes.Copy !req
49. - May we have him, please?
- Okay.Copy !req
50. What would you even name a platypus?Copy !req
51. Of course, Ferb and I knew
exactly what to call you.Copy !req
52. - Bartholemew!
- Bartholemew!Copy !req
53. And then when we got you home,Copy !req
54. we renamed you Perry
and gave you this locket.Copy !req
55. Look how young we all were.Copy !req
56. Hey, Jeremy.
You wanna go to the mall?Copy !req
57. You know, I'd love to,Copy !req
58. but my dad's taking me
to check out his old college today.Copy !req
59. Booyah! Go Polecats! Booyah!Copy !req
60. He's already set up an interview
with an academic advisor.Copy !req
61. Can you believe that?Copy !req
62. Gee, Jeremy, I forgot
you're a whole year older than me.Copy !req
63. A trip to college?
That's... That's really great.Copy !req
64. Okay, well, I'll talk to you later. Bye.Copy !req
65. Jeremy! In the blink of an eye,Copy !req
66. you'll be moving on
to the next phase of your life.Copy !req
67. You'll be going to collegeCopy !req
68. and wearing tweed jackets
with patches on the elbows.Copy !req
69. You'll be so mature.Copy !req
70. And look at me. I'm a child!Copy !req
71. Jeremy, you'll see. I can mature.
Starting with taking this silly photo off.Copy !req
72. Mr. Miggins!
Have you been there the whole time?Copy !req
73. All right, looks like the pitcher's ready.
And batter up!Copy !req
74. Batter, batter, batter, swing!Copy !req
75. Yes, sports fans,Copy !req
76. that may be the best hit ever
in the history of platypult baseball.Copy !req
77. And the crowd exhales loudly
through their mouths.Copy !req
78. And Fletcher snags the pop fly.
He's out!Copy !req
79. Hi, Phineas! What you doing?Copy !req
80. Turning Perry's involuntary reflex
into a sporting event.Copy !req
81. Hi, Perry, can I try?Copy !req
82. Whoa, momma! Nice shot, Isabella.Copy !req
83. Did someone lose a ball?Copy !req
84. Yeah, we were just playing platypult.Copy !req
85. I love platypus-themed sports.Copy !req
86. You know, if we had two Perrys,
we could put a net between themCopy !req
87. - and play platypult badminton.
- Who's Annette?Copy !req
88. Ferb, that's it!
I know what we're gonna do today.Copy !req
89. No, seriously. Who's Annette?Copy !req
90. Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set.
I'll just go check with the foreman.Copy !req
91. - He's gone!
- Hey, where's Perry?Copy !req
92. Did he really slip away?
On his anniversary?Copy !req
93. Sometimes it seems like Perry's missedCopy !req
94. every single cool thing
we've done all summer long.Copy !req
95. I guess he can do whatever he wants.Copy !req
96. After all, it's his day, right?Copy !req
97. Hey, what was that small noise?Copy !req
98. Let's all go walk over to it.Copy !req
99. Good morning, Agent P. A quick word.Copy !req
100. Recently you've been
having some close callsCopy !req
101. and your host family has
almost caught youCopy !req
102. sneaking into your lair several times.Copy !req
103. No need to remind you,
but I'll do it anyway,Copy !req
104. that if your cover's blown,Copy !req
105. you'll have to be transferred to
another city with another host family.Copy !req
106. And we both know
you wouldn't like that.Copy !req
107. I remember the day
you were first assigned.Copy !req
108. Enjoy your platypus!Copy !req
109. Thank you, cheerio!Copy !req
110. Agent assignment complete, sir.Copy !req
111. Good job, Karl.Copy !req
112. If you keep up the great work,
you'll make unpaid intern in no time.Copy !req
113. - And I did.
- Don't get cocky, Karl.Copy !req
114. Agent P, as you know,Copy !req
115. every operative is equipped
with an autoscan replication deviceCopy !req
116. just like the one in your hat.Copy !req
117. We've been using
the information you've gatheredCopy !req
118. to replicate each and every one of
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Inators.Copy !req
119. Our top men have been
analyzing them to determineCopy !req
120. if they've been getting smarter
or dumber.Copy !req
121. And to be honest, the jury's still out.Copy !req
122. Now we find out that
he's in the process of buildingCopy !req
123. an alternate-dimension-related Inator.Copy !req
124. Your assignment is to stop him
before he finishes building it.Copy !req
125. Behind you,
rising dramatically from the floor,Copy !req
126. is Karl, with some high-tech gadgets
that you might find useful.Copy !req
127. Sir? Hello? I didn't step on in time.Copy !req
128. Would you mind
lowering the platform again?Copy !req
129. Great. Let me cue the music again.Copy !req
130. Well, obviously, this first item is
our new wrist communicationizer.Copy !req
131. It has many applications
that will help you in the field.Copy !req
132. For example,
a powerful directional electromagnet.Copy !req
133. It will draw any metal object to you.Copy !req
134. See? And these are aluminum!Copy !req
135. Quit goofing around, Karl,
and show him the hologram.Copy !req
136. Yes, sir.Copy !req
137. Pretty nifty, huh?Copy !req
138. With this device you'll be able to
contact me from anywhere at any time.Copy !req
139. But don't call between 3:30 and 4:00
because that's when I take a shower.Copy !req
140. Wait a minute. Is that me?Copy !req
141. No!Copy !req
142. His holographic projection has become
mesmerized by his video image.Copy !req
143. I better shut it off.Copy !req
144. And if you push this button,Copy !req
145. it gives your adversary
an incredible ice cream headache.Copy !req
146. It's gone.
You better watch where you point that!Copy !req
147. Hey, girl! What are you doing?Copy !req
148. Stacy, Jeremy's going to college soon,
and here I am,Copy !req
149. concerned with
busting my brothers to my mommyCopy !req
150. and living in this nursery.Copy !req
151. A unicorn! A unicorn, Stacy!
"Hi, I'm six!"Copy !req
152. You've gotta help me
get rid of all this junk.Copy !req
153. Wow! Bold move!Copy !req
154. Yep. Goodbye, childhood folly,
hello, carefree undemanding adult life.Copy !req
155. Yeah, good luck with that.Copy !req
156. Candace, your father and I
are off to the movies.Copy !req
157. While we're gone,
you're in charge, okay?Copy !req
158. Okay, Mom!Copy !req
159. And you know, I'm even thinking about
giving up on busting my brothers.Copy !req
160. The irony is, that as a grown-up,
you don't need to tell your mom.Copy !req
161. You can just bust them yourself.Copy !req
162. That's it! Stacy,
I'm old enough to bust them myself!Copy !req
163. That's what I just said.Copy !req
164. Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terrorCopy !req
165. as I punch a hole
through to another dimension.Copy !req
166. - Behold, the Other-Dimensionator...
- Sir!Copy !req
167. What? What?Copy !req
168. I finished setting up the buffet.Copy !req
169. For crying out loud, Norm.
I was in the zone!Copy !req
170. I just thought
you were playing with your doll.Copy !req
171. It's not a doll, it's a stand-in!
Pretendy the Practicepus, see?Copy !req
172. I wonder if Perry the Platypus
practices with a fake me.Copy !req
173. It would be nice to know
he cares enough.Copy !req
174. All systems are green.
Prepare to launch on my mark.Copy !req
175. T minus 30 and counting.Copy !req
176. 29, 28, 27, 26...Copy !req
177. Of course, you'll only need thisCopy !req
178. if you're attacked by one of the royals
or a member of Parliament.Copy !req
179. So it's probably okay
to leave the safety on.Copy !req
180. And here's your brand new rocket car.
Sweet, huh? Good luck, Agent P.Copy !req
181. Karl? Did you tell him
the accelerator's a little touchy?Copy !req
182. I think he knows, sir.Copy !req
183. Three, two, one.Copy !req
184. Service!Copy !req
185. Phineas and Ferb, you are so busted...Copy !req
186. Oh, my gosh! Where'd it go?
You there, small children!Copy !req
187. Where's the big contraption?Copy !req
188. I don't know.
It was here just a moment ago.Copy !req
189. It disappeared?Copy !req
190. - Stacy, do you realize what this means?
- We're done?Copy !req
191. No, some kind of mysterious forceCopy !req
192. always takes away Phineas and Ferb's
inventions before Mom shows up.Copy !req
193. This time it took away their invention
before I showed up!Copy !req
194. The mysterious force recognizes
that I'm now a grown-up.Copy !req
195. A mysterious force? I'm not buying it.Copy !req
196. I am a woman of science,
at least that's what my horoscope said.Copy !req
197. Well, I'm going to prove it to you
and bust my brothers at the same time!Copy !req
198. Where are my brothers?Copy !req
199. We just launched them
towards the park.Copy !req
200. Buford is there with the other platypult.Copy !req
201. Okay, as the adult,
I decree we are going to the park.Copy !req
202. Does anyone need to go potty first?Copy !req
203. Fine, make it quick.Copy !req
204. Ferb, it looks like
we're gonna hit that buildingCopy !req
205. that looks vaguely like your head.Copy !req
206. Time to give it a little test.Copy !req
207. Well, I just finished it.
It can't be broken already.Copy !req
208. I stand corrected.Copy !req
209. All right,
what's with the giant shuttlecock?Copy !req
210. We're really sorry, sir.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
211. One minute,
we were innocently launching ourselvesCopy !req
212. across the city in a badminton platypult.
The next thing we know,Copy !req
213. we're bouncing on up to the eastside
to your deluxe apartment in the sky.Copy !req
214. Well, it looks like you've totaled
my Other-Dimensionator.Copy !req
215. An Other-Dimensionator?
What does it do?Copy !req
216. Well, at the moment, it just
stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently.Copy !req
217. But it's supposed to let me
go into other dimensions.Copy !req
218. That's cool! We can help you fix it.Copy !req
219. I'm Phineas,
and this is my brother Ferb.Copy !req
220. I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz,
but my friends call me...Copy !req
221. I just got in such a funk.Copy !req
222. Ferb is naturally handy with tools.Copy !req
223. I bet we could put this thing
back together in no time.Copy !req
224. What the heck. Before we start,Copy !req
225. there's a whole buffet set up here,
please partake.Copy !req
226. I was expecting someone
who seems to be running late.Copy !req
227. You're lucky I got a rocket car winch.
Lots of guys don't have that.Copy !req
228. Almost there.Copy !req
229. Okay, field compressor attaches
to the auxiliary generator.Copy !req
230. Was this working before?Copy !req
231. Well, if by "working" you mean
"functioning properly," then no.Copy !req
232. Well, I think I see your problem.Copy !req
233. Everything's wired through
this self-destruct button.Copy !req
234. Do you even need that?Copy !req
235. Well, of course I...Copy !req
236. Wait a minute. No, I do not need that.
You are absolutely right.Copy !req
237. So Ferb has
rigged up this remote controlCopy !req
238. so that if we get separated from
the portal, we can open another one.Copy !req
239. - Nice touch, kid.
- I guess this is the last piece.Copy !req
240. Okay, Ferb, boost me up.Copy !req
241. I cannot wait!Copy !req
242. - There you are, Perry.
- Perry?Copy !req
243. Yeah. He's our pet platypus.Copy !req
244. Is every platypus named Perry?Copy !req
245. In a perfect world, yes.Copy !req
246. Well, he's a cute little fellow. Hi, there.
Coochee, coochee...Copy !req
247. Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly.Copy !req
248. Again, ow! It's okay.
Platypuses don't typically like me.Copy !req
249. Well, Perry, you're just in time to see us
open a window into another dimension.Copy !req
250. Perry, no! What are you doing? No, no!Copy !req
251. Perry, this is not tug of war!
This is not tug of war!Copy !req
252. Silly boy, what's gotten into him?Copy !req
253. All right,
let's get this show on the road, huh?Copy !req
254. Remember, if your cover is blown,
you'll never see the boys again.Copy !req
255. Hey, does anyone hear
someone talking?Copy !req
256. Never see them again.Copy !req
257. Okay, here we go. Right in...Copy !req
258. Perry! No! Not on the sofa!Copy !req
259. I'm sorry, Dr. D.
We should take him out.Copy !req
260. No, no. Wait. It'll be all right.Copy !req
261. I was planning on
replacing this old couch anyway.Copy !req
262. Now come on. Let's light this pop stand,Copy !req
263. or however it goes.Copy !req
264. Gosh, this is...
It's kind of weird, actually.Copy !req
265. I'm usually thwarted by this point.
Well, I guess he's not coming.Copy !req
266. And now, behold!Copy !req
267. The mind-blowing first images
from beyond our dimensional reality!Copy !req
268. It's a... It's a couch.Copy !req
269. That's a bit anticlimactic.Copy !req
270. I guess it's a nice couch, though...Copy !req
271. Hey! I got an idea!
Let's swap my couch for that one!Copy !req
272. I got it. I got... Or maybe I...Copy !req
273. Come on,
you want to give me a hand here?Copy !req
274. Awesome, check it out.Copy !req
275. Hello.Copy !req
276. - Say, aren't you...
- Hey, Dr. D! Look at this.Copy !req
277. Hold that thought.Copy !req
278. You're famous here.Copy !req
279. Get off!Copy !req
280. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, your leader"?Copy !req
281. A whole tri-state area
where I am already in charge!Copy !req
282. Yeah! Hold on,
I gotta go check something out.Copy !req
283. Hello, again.Copy !req
284. Is this some kind of test?
Is that really you, sir?Copy !req
285. Holy boy!Copy !req
286. Even the great Francis Monogram's
my slave in this dimension!Copy !req
287. I prefer the term
"indentured executive assistant."Copy !req
288. Well, I want to meet
this other dimension me.Copy !req
289. Where can I find him?Copy !req
290. You're from another dimension?Copy !req
291. Well, he'll probably
wanna see you then.Copy !req
292. He's into that freaky sort of stuff.Copy !req
293. Have a seat and I'll let him know
you're on your way up.Copy !req
294. Okay. So I just gotta sit here and...Copy !req
295. He's Doof Doof Doof
Doof Doof Doof DoofCopy !req
296. Bask in his glory
Kneel at his feetCopy !req
297. You're in for such a treat
He's DoofenshmirtzCopy !req
298. That was awesome!Copy !req
299. All right, who's interrupting my...Copy !req
300. Do I know you?Copy !req
301. Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!Copy !req
302. Well, that would explain
the handsomeness.Copy !req
303. Right back at you, big guy.Copy !req
304. Does that mean
you and I are exactly alike?Copy !req
305. I suppose so.Copy !req
306. Do you want some rice pudding?Copy !req
307. Ick, no, that's grossCopy !req
308. It was a test. Almond brittle?Copy !req
309. - Oh, I love it the most
- Me, tooCopy !req
310. Do you collect coins?Copy !req
311. Yeah, just in caseCopy !req
312. Vending machines become
the dominant raceCopy !req
313. I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fearsCopy !req
314. But not the vending machine thing.
That's gonna happen.Copy !req
315. But now before me, I seeCopy !req
316. Someone with whom I agreeCopy !req
317. I've found a brand new best friend
And it's meCopy !req
318. I've found a brand new best friend
And it's meCopy !req
319. I thought I'd be tallerCopy !req
320. I've been told I slouchCopy !req
321. I thought I'd have both my eyes
You knowCopy !req
322. It's in this pouchCopy !req
323. You know, I can't help but notice
that your scar goes over your eye patch.Copy !req
324. Yeah?Copy !req
325. Nothing.Copy !req
326. Do llamas weird you out?Copy !req
327. Yeah, are they camels or sheep?Copy !req
328. No, no, I meant LorenzoCopy !req
329. That's right
He played MeapCopy !req
330. Now I know all about youCopy !req
331. And you know all about meCopy !req
332. And now before me I seeCopy !req
333. Someone with whom I agreeCopy !req
334. I've found a brand new best friend
And it's meCopy !req
335. I've found a brand new best friend
And it's meCopy !req
336. Now that I found youCopy !req
337. We can be a duoCopy !req
338. That's rightCopy !req
339. Twice the evil
Double DoofenshmirtzCopy !req
340. Coming at you FridaysCopy !req
341. What's that? I mean,
are we doing a TV show together?Copy !req
342. No. It just sort of sounded like...
I mean, we could. We should!Copy !req
343. Maybe we're not so much alike.Copy !req
344. That can be our catch phrase.
You're the grumpy one.Copy !req
345. Wow, he's done really well for himself.
What do you think, Perry?Copy !req
346. Hey, where is Dr. D?Copy !req
347. So what you're telling me is you're
still not ruler of your tri-state area?Copy !req
348. Well, obviously you did not have to deal
with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
349. Didn't I? Observe.Copy !req
350. What is it?Copy !req
351. This is Perry the Platyborg!Copy !req
352. He was once my nemesis, but now,
he's general of my army!Copy !req
353. Wow! You are good!Copy !req
354. Dismissed.Copy !req
355. That was awesome!Copy !req
356. Now who's interrupting me?Copy !req
357. Remind me to berate
my indentured executive assistant.Copy !req
358. No, man, it's cool. They're with me.Copy !req
359. Hey, Dr. D. We thought we'd lost you.Copy !req
360. Hi, fellas!Copy !req
361. You dare to bring
a secret agent in here?Copy !req
362. This boy's a secret agent?Copy !req
363. - No, not him!
- The quiet one?Copy !req
364. No! Not... No. Him!Copy !req
365. This plant?Copy !req
366. The platypus!
That's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
367. Hey. He's just a platypus.
He doesn't do much.Copy !req
368. This is rich. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
369. You really think that he's your pet,
don't you?Copy !req
370. Wrong! He's using you!Copy !req
371. You're just his cover.
He's a secret agent!Copy !req
372. Here, here, let me prove it.Copy !req
373. General Platyborg,
come down here at once.Copy !req
374. He'll be here in just a second.Copy !req
375. All right, Platyborg,
you see that platypus?Copy !req
376. You know what to do.Copy !req
377. Perry!Copy !req
378. What was that for? Perry, are you okay?Copy !req
379. Told you.Copy !req
380. How are his vitals?Copy !req
381. Wait, let me try something. Platyborg!Copy !req
382. - Do the same thing to those two boys.
- What?Copy !req
383. What?Copy !req
384. PerryCopy !req
385. Perry?Copy !req
386. Yes! I knew it!Copy !req
387. Wait a minute. I'm confused.
Why does their platypus fight so good?Copy !req
388. Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
389. Really?Copy !req
390. What?Copy !req
391. Perry?Copy !req
392. Get them!Copy !req
393. You're a secret agent?Copy !req
394. Hey, be careful with that.Copy !req
395. So this is where
you disappear to every day?Copy !req
396. You come here and fight this guy?Copy !req
397. No, he fights me.
He doesn't really know this guy.Copy !req
398. You fight a pharmacist?
Why would you even do that?Copy !req
399. Actually, I'm an evil scientist.Copy !req
400. A lot of people
are confused by the lab coat.Copy !req
401. You're evil? He's evil?Copy !req
402. So, not only have you been leading
a double life this whole time,Copy !req
403. but you sat there
and let us help an evil scientistCopy !req
404. open an evil portal
into an evil dimension!Copy !req
405. And you did nothing to stop us?Copy !req
406. Well, he did pee on the couch.Copy !req
407. Wait a second, I just realized.Copy !req
408. That was a conscious choice.
You peed on my couch!Copy !req
409. No, no. That wasn't enough.Copy !req
410. That's when you should have
put on your little hat.Copy !req
411. Not now, after we've gone through it
into this mess!Copy !req
412. For badness sake,
you can hash all this out in prison.Copy !req
413. Guards!Copy !req
414. Brain freeze!Copy !req
415. I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble
processing this right now.Copy !req
416. "So you've discovered
your pet is a secret agent."Copy !req
417. I don't want your pamphlet!Copy !req
418. He's coming back around!Copy !req
419. You have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
420. For crying out loud.Copy !req
421. What, they didn't teach you how to
get out of this in spy school?Copy !req
422. Snap.Copy !req
423. Look! There's a logo on this parachute!
He's got his own logo?Copy !req
424. All this time we're like,
"He's a platypus. He doesn't do much."Copy !req
425. Well, apparently you do!
You do... You're...Copy !req
426. You're tangled up in the...Copy !req
427. Wow! Saved by
unconventional architecture.Copy !req
428. May I please see your papers?Copy !req
429. Show me your papers or be destroyed.Copy !req
430. - Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
- Curse you, Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
431. Jinx! You owe me a soda.Copy !req
432. Get me!
I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!Copy !req
433. Fourth and Main.Copy !req
434. What? No tip?Copy !req
435. Never mind. I'm good.Copy !req
436. Looks like they're gone.Copy !req
437. You're a secret agent?Copy !req
438. And you've been living with us
this whole time?Copy !req
439. Was that evil guy right?
Were we just a cover story to you?Copy !req
440. I mean, were you ever really our pet
or part of our family?Copy !req
441. Well, apparently not, 'cause
you didn't trust us enough to tell us.Copy !req
442. Anyone else around here
leading a bizarre double life?Copy !req
443. Put your hand down, Ferb.Copy !req
444. You're a secret agent!
He's a secret agent!Copy !req
445. You're right, Ferb. We've got to
concentrate on the task at hand.Copy !req
446. We've got to get back to our dimension,
and I don't even know where to start!Copy !req
447. That's right! The remote!
I knew that would come in handy.Copy !req
448. All right, let's go home.Copy !req
449. Wait, that's not our dimension.Copy !req
450. Nope.Copy !req
451. Now this thing's broken.
We're gonna need some help.Copy !req
452. I know! Let's go find us!Copy !req
453. Wait, I just realized,Copy !req
454. you could have been cleaning
your own litter box this whole time!Copy !req
455. We are not done with this conversation.Copy !req
456. So tell me, other dimension me,
what do you see here?Copy !req
457. An ordinary platypus.Copy !req
458. And now what do you see?Copy !req
459. Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
460. You know, I'm starting to seeCopy !req
461. why you haven't become ruler
in your dimension.Copy !req
462. All right, Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou,Copy !req
463. just how did you manage to
take over the tri-state area anyway?Copy !req
464. Simple, I used an army of big,
scary robots.Copy !req
465. We should do lunch sometime.Copy !req
466. Wow, that is scary.Copy !req
467. I tried that robot thing once, too.Copy !req
468. I hid the self-destruct button
on the bottoms of their feetCopy !req
469. so no one could reach them.Copy !req
470. And march!Copy !req
471. I think I've said enough.
I still don't get it.Copy !req
472. If we're the same person, why are you
so much better at being evil than me?Copy !req
473. True evil is born through pain and loss.Copy !req
474. You see, when I was a small boy
back in Gimelschtump,Copy !req
475. I had a toy train.Copy !req
476. Then, one day I lost it.Copy !req
477. Choo-Choo?Copy !req
478. - That's... That's it?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
479. That's your
emotionally scarring back-story?Copy !req
480. That's your great tragedy?Copy !req
481. Dude! I was raised by ocelots.
I mean, literally.Copy !req
482. Disowned by my parents and raised
by Central American Wildcats,Copy !req
483. and you're telling me
you lost a toy train? That's all?Copy !req
484. That's all you got, really?Copy !req
485. I had to work as a lawn gnome!Copy !req
486. I was forced to wear
hand-me-up girl's clothing!Copy !req
487. Neither of my parents
showed up for my birth!Copy !req
488. Well, how did you feel
when you lost that toy train?Copy !req
489. I never lost that toy train...Copy !req
490. Well, maybe if you had,
you'd have done better.Copy !req
491. Since you have neglected to take over
your tri-state area,Copy !req
492. I think I'll go over there
and give it a shot myself!Copy !req
493. Great! We can be a team!Copy !req
494. Yeah, right. A team.Copy !req
495. Wait, was that sarcasm?Copy !req
496. No!Copy !req
497. Yeah! Right there! I'm pretty sure that's
my voice when I'm being sarcastic.Copy !req
498. Okay, Buford,
where are Phineas and Ferb?Copy !req
499. How should I know?Copy !req
500. They never showed up
for me to return serve!Copy !req
501. That's considered a forfeit
in catapult badminton.Copy !req
502. So I went to get some Victory Gum.Copy !req
503. A tradition as old as the game itself.Copy !req
504. Don't play with me, young man.
Where is the giant platypult they built?Copy !req
505. I don't know. Seems to have vanished.Copy !req
506. Really? Did you hear that, Stacy?Copy !req
507. The mysterious force
took the platypult awayCopy !req
508. before I, the grown-up, could see it.Copy !req
509. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's a perfectly
logical explanation for all of this.Copy !req
510. And they laughed at me
for installing a platypult tow rig!Copy !req
511. Who's laughing now, Wayne?Copy !req
512. The logical explanation
is the mysterious force.Copy !req
513. The real question is,Copy !req
514. why does it care so much
about my little brothers?Copy !req
515. Why doesn't it want them to get busted?Copy !req
516. Well, why don't you
ask it, Kierkegaard?Copy !req
517. What? Existentialist trading cards.
They came with the gum.Copy !req
518. Wait, he's right! I should just ask it!Copy !req
519. - I'll bet I can reason with it.
- Reason with it?Copy !req
520. Candace, it's a force that you made up.Copy !req
521. No, I know
what I'm talking about, Stacy!Copy !req
522. - Come on!
- Where are you going?Copy !req
523. To my back yard!
The heart of the mysterious force!Copy !req
524. Would you like to trade two Sartre
for a Nietzsche?Copy !req
525. All right.Copy !req
526. Sucker!Copy !req
527. Well, this should be our street.
But it sure looks different.Copy !req
528. Dad?Copy !req
529. Boys, what are you doing here?Copy !req
530. You'd better get inside
before the Doofbot catches you.Copy !req
531. I'm off to the factory. See you next week.Copy !req
532. Wow! Well, I guess
we'd better get inside.Copy !req
533. You might want to...Copy !req
534. I mean, these guys might not know that
you're not really a... You know.Copy !req
535. Boys! I thought you were in your room.
Get inside!Copy !req
536. And get your dooferalls back on
before someone sees you.Copy !req
537. If you need me,
I'll be hiding in the basement.Copy !req
538. That was weird.
Let's find the other us's.Copy !req
539. And... Hey, I got a one!Copy !req
540. Pick a Doofopoly instruction card!Copy !req
541. "Conform." I can do that.Copy !req
542. Hi, guys.Copy !req
543. No! They're replacing us!Copy !req
544. I must not have conformed
quick enough.Copy !req
545. No, no, it's not like that.Copy !req
546. We're you guys
from another dimension.Copy !req
547. - Different dimension? Is that allowed?
- Apparently.Copy !req
548. Look! Perry's back!Copy !req
549. Where have you been?
We've missed you so much.Copy !req
550. Phineas, he's not your Perry.
He came with us.Copy !req
551. Sorry.Copy !req
552. Wait, can I hold him a little longer?Copy !req
553. It's just that, well,
he left one day and never came back.Copy !req
554. He's been gone for a long time,
and I'm really worried.Copy !req
555. All right, you know
the only time we're allowed toCopy !req
556. make noise is on Doofens Day.Copy !req
557. So keep it...Copy !req
558. Are there four of you in this room?Copy !req
559. Five, counting Perry.Copy !req
560. I see nothing.
I have plausible deniability.Copy !req
561. Boy, your Candace is much less
curious about what you're up to.Copy !req
562. What do you mean?Copy !req
563. Well, it seems like our Candace
has spent her entire summerCopy !req
564. focused on what we're doing.Copy !req
565. Summer? I think that was outlawed
a long time ago.Copy !req
566. You guys don't have summer?
Well, that's... That's terrible.Copy !req
567. Summer. It sounds dangerous
yet oddly compelling. What is it?Copy !req
568. What is summer?
Man, where do I begin?Copy !req
569. The days are longer
The nights are shorterCopy !req
570. The sun is shiningCopy !req
571. It's noticeably warmerCopy !req
572. SummerCopy !req
573. Every single moment is
Worth its weight in goldCopy !req
574. SummerCopy !req
575. It's like the world's best story
And it's waiting to be toldCopy !req
576. It's ice cream cones and cherry soda
Dripping down your chinCopy !req
577. It's summer! Man, where do we beginCopy !req
578. SummerCopy !req
579. It's ponds and pools and garden hoses
Trying to beat the heatCopy !req
580. SummerCopy !req
581. Bicycles and roller skates
And even just bare feetCopy !req
582. It's also surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-botsCopy !req
583. Or locating Frankenstein's brainCopy !req
584. Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continentCopy !req
585. Or driving our sister in...Copy !req
586. Wait, maybe we're going too fast.Copy !req
587. SummerCopy !req
588. It's crickets and cicadas
And a glass of lemonadeCopy !req
589. Summer
It's sitting with your brotherCopy !req
590. In the back yard
Under the shade of a big treeCopy !req
591. That's what it means to meCopy !req
592. The days are longer
The nights are shorterCopy !req
593. The sun is shiningCopy !req
594. It's noticeably warmerCopy !req
595. SummerCopy !req
596. Every single moment is
Worth its weight in goldCopy !req
597. SummerCopy !req
598. It's like the world's best story
And it's waiting to be toldCopy !req
599. It's ice cream cones and cherry soda
dripping down your chinCopy !req
600. It's summer
Man, where do we beginCopy !req
601. It's summer
Man, where do we beginCopy !req
602. It's summer
Man, where do we beginCopy !req
603. Wow. Summer sounds like a blast.Copy !req
604. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Like this summer for instance.Copy !req
605. We built a rollercoaster,
we became one-hit wonders,Copy !req
606. we traveled through time...Copy !req
607. This is a message for
other dimension Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
608. If you turn yourself in,
I promise not to hurt your little friends.Copy !req
609. If you don't, all bets are off.Copy !req
610. And then we launched ourselves
from a giant Perry the Platypult and...Copy !req
611. You are kidding me.
You're actually sneaking away again?Copy !req
612. So nothing's changed.Copy !req
613. Did it ever occur to you
that we could help you?Copy !req
614. That we could have made a great team?Copy !req
615. But I guess you can't have teamwork
without trust.Copy !req
616. You don't have to
sneak away anymore.Copy !req
617. We know your secret. You can just go.Copy !req
618. I walk away from you, my friendCopy !req
619. I hope that this is not the endCopy !req
620. Of all the times we figured outCopy !req
621. How to seize the dayCopy !req
622. As I walk awayCopy !req
623. You know, I used to think you couldn't
spell "platypus" without "us."Copy !req
624. Well, you can.
But it would just be "platyp."Copy !req
625. Well, I guess if you guys can't help us
fix the remote,Copy !req
626. we could check with Isabella.Copy !req
627. Who is Isabella?Copy !req
628. The girl who lives across the street.Copy !req
629. Mom says that talking to neighbors
can be dangerous.Copy !req
630. - It's true!
- Well, it's time you met her.Copy !req
631. Come on, you'll like her.Copy !req
632. What about the Normbots?Copy !req
633. Relax! We've been
avoiding them all clay.Copy !req
634. If you're really careful, you can...Copy !req
635. Okay, we've got to be
more careful than that.Copy !req
636. May I please see your identification?Copy !req
637. Display your travel papers
or be destroyed.Copy !req
638. Display your travel...Copy !req
639. I can't stand these things.Copy !req
640. - Hey! It's Buford.
- Who are you guys?Copy !req
641. We're Candace's brothers.
We're going to Isabella's.Copy !req
642. Are you part of the Resistance?Copy !req
643. I used to be in the Resistance,Copy !req
644. but I got so good at it
that I started resisting them.Copy !req
645. Behold, the Other-Dimensionator!Copy !req
646. Actually, this is
the other Other-Dimensionator.Copy !req
647. The Other-Dimensionator is
back in the other dimension.Copy !req
648. Okay, step one is, push this button.Copy !req
649. Step two, stand back in awe!Copy !req
650. That's it?Copy !req
651. Now that I think about it,Copy !req
652. those two boys made some
modifications to my designCopy !req
653. which may have allowed it to...
You know...Copy !req
654. - To work.
- Great, now I need those two boys?Copy !req
655. - Perry the Platypus!
- Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
656. Jinx! You owe me two sodas!Copy !req
657. Listen, Perry the Platypus,
I know I told youCopy !req
658. if you turned yourself in
I wouldn't hurt your friends,Copy !req
659. but change of plans!Copy !req
660. Now I need to hunt them down
which might involve a little hurting.Copy !req
661. I know that makes me a liar,
but hello! Evil!Copy !req
662. Come on,
Isabella's house is right through...Copy !req
663. What you doing?Copy !req
664. Isabella?Copy !req
665. - Do I know you?
- Hey, Isabella!Copy !req
666. Him I know. Buford, what do you want?
I thought you were resisting us?Copy !req
667. I was helping Candace's brothers
cross the street.Copy !req
668. Candace has two sets of twin brothers?Copy !req
669. No, he and I
are from another dimension.Copy !req
670. We're trying to get back.Copy !req
671. All right, girls, release them.Copy !req
672. Why would you want to
come to this dimension, anyway?Copy !req
673. Well, we didn't mean to come here.Copy !req
674. Now we can't get back
unless we can fix this device.Copy !req
675. Well, we may have someone
who can help you. Dr. Baljeet.Copy !req
676. - Baljeet!
- That's Dr. Baljeet to you!Copy !req
677. Were you not listening?
Here is the crux of your problem.Copy !req
678. Think of the universe and all
of the many dimensions as circular.Copy !req
679. The energy flows between
the dimensions like this, clockwise.Copy !req
680. Say this is your dimension
and this is our dimension.Copy !req
681. You traveled with the flow of energy.
So going clockwise would be easy!Copy !req
682. Going counter clockwise would take
8 million gigawatts of energy,Copy !req
683. overloading the local power grid.Copy !req
684. I have prepared a little song
to help illustrate my point.Copy !req
685. If you travel through dimensions
Going clockwise makes it easyCopy !req
686. Going counter clockwise would take
8 million gigawatts of energyCopy !req
687. overloading the local power gridCopy !req
688. I know, it needs a chorus.Copy !req
689. Anyway, without the 8 million gigawatts,Copy !req
690. you would have to go clockwise,
the long way around.Copy !req
691. Theoretically, you would get home
but there is no tellingCopy !req
692. how many dimensions
you would have to go through.Copy !req
693. Well, do you think you can help us
get enough powerCopy !req
694. to open the window backwards
so we can get home?Copy !req
695. Well, we should probably
ask our leader.Copy !req
696. Ask your leader what?Copy !req
697. Who made the topiary
out of wild parsnips?Copy !req
698. I'm allergic,
and it's messing up my voice.Copy !req
699. Candace, you're
the leader of the resistance?Copy !req
700. What are you two doing here?Copy !req
701. Never mind, I'll deal with you later.
You two,Copy !req
702. I've been spending all these years
trying to keep my brothers safeCopy !req
703. and suddenly their faces are
all over the Doofen Channel.Copy !req
704. We're just trying to get home.Copy !req
705. Well, what's stopping you?Copy !req
706. - Right now? Quantum physics.
- Baljeet.Copy !req
707. We need to generate
8 million gigawattsCopy !req
708. for inter-dimensional travel.Copy !req
709. Then we've got work to do.Copy !req
710. - Isabella, start redirecting the power.
- Aye aye!Copy !req
711. Gretchen! Monitor the Doofen Channel.
Make sure we're not raising any alarms.Copy !req
712. - I'm on it.
- Buford, keep resisting.Copy !req
713. - No!
- Excellent.Copy !req
714. And will somebody
get rid of that topiary!Copy !req
715. Thank you.Copy !req
716. Great and powerful mysterious force!Copy !req
717. I know you are
just trying to protect my brothersCopy !req
718. but I am simply trying
to protect them, too,Copy !req
719. from their dangerous inventions.Copy !req
720. Show yourself so that
I may reason with you!Copy !req
721. Maybe we should build a shrine to it?Copy !req
722. Candace, that's...Copy !req
723. - It's a mysterious force!
- It's a mysterious force!Copy !req
724. Ferb! I think we got it!
It looks like home!Copy !req
725. What do we do now?Copy !req
726. I don't know.
I can't believe it actually worked.Copy !req
727. Well, thanks, everyone. Hey, where's...Copy !req
728. That's right.Copy !req
729. This just in. Our supreme leader
has announced the captureCopy !req
730. of public enemy number one, Perry
the Alternate-Dimension Platypus.Copy !req
731. I guess we won't be seeing him
any more except as a platyborg.Copy !req
732. It's 3:30.
We now conclude our broadcast day.Copy !req
733. Now go to bed!Copy !req
734. - We've got to save him!
- No.Copy !req
735. Too risky. You've got to get back
to your dimension.Copy !req
736. We're not going anywhere
without our platypus.Copy !req
737. I thought you told us
he was just using you as a cover.Copy !req
738. I know what I said. I was hurt.
But even if it was all an act,Copy !req
739. he's still a part of the family,
and we're not leaving him behind.Copy !req
740. I may never be able to open this again.Copy !req
741. It doesn't matter.
We're going back for him.Copy !req
742. - Well, then you're on your own.
- Fine.Copy !req
743. Just tell us where
Doofenshmirtz keeps his prisoners.Copy !req
744. - We have to help them!
- No, we don't.Copy !req
745. Yes, we do. Remember how we felt
when our Perry disappeared?Copy !req
746. Oh, criminy, I must be crazy.Copy !req
747. All right,
we can get there through the tunnels.Copy !req
748. - Yes!
- Let's suit up, people!Copy !req
749. You know what, Stacy?Copy !req
750. I'm tired of the mysterious force
pushing me around.Copy !req
751. - I'm going to show it who's boss.
- Candace, wait!Copy !req
752. I will try to keep it open
for as long as possibleCopy !req
753. but the window is very unstable.Copy !req
754. Even the slightest disturbance
will cause it to collapse.Copy !req
755. - Like that, for instance.
- Hey, Candace.Copy !req
756. You guys are so...
Wait, why are there four of you?Copy !req
757. Oh, these guys are from this dimension.Copy !req
758. Are we inside the mysterious force?Copy !req
759. I'm not sure I understand the question.Copy !req
760. And why is Isabella
suddenly fashionable?Copy !req
761. What do you mean, "suddenly"?Copy !req
762. Seriously, where are we?Copy !req
763. Candace, I'm sure
you have a million questions,Copy !req
764. but right now we have to save Perry
from being turned into a cyborg.Copy !req
765. - What?
- We'll explain on the way.Copy !req
766. So, how do I dress in your dimension?Copy !req
767. Hey, is that me? I look good!Copy !req
768. Oh, no. You two stay here.Copy !req
769. - But we want to help.
- That's an order!Copy !req
770. Wait, so in this dimension,
Perry is a secret agent?Copy !req
771. No, in this dimension he's a cyborg.Copy !req
772. So, where is he an agent?Copy !req
773. That would be in our dimension.
But we're not in our dimension now.Copy !req
774. Okay, I'm having trouble
processing this.Copy !req
775. Now I wish I hadn't thrown away
that pamphlet.Copy !req
776. And why are we in mine cars?Copy !req
777. This'll take us as far
as the underground entranceCopy !req
778. to Doof's headquarters.Copy !req
779. From there we go
up the ventilation shaft.Copy !req
780. The detainment center is on level four.Copy !req
781. And the snack bar's on level five!
If there's time.Copy !req
782. Buford.Copy !req
783. I'm just gonna get some nachos.Copy !req
784. So, if there's another me
and another them,Copy !req
785. then there must also be
a Jeremy Johnson here, too, right?Copy !req
786. Oh, yeah, Johnson, Jeremy.Copy !req
787. Leads a three-man strike team
on the north side. Good soldier.Copy !req
788. Good soldier?
That's all you think of him?Copy !req
789. Don't you think he's dreamy
or cool or even cute?Copy !req
790. Tell me at least you think he's cute.Copy !req
791. Cute doesn't win the war, kid.Copy !req
792. Well, I guess.Copy !req
793. But what do you guys
do around here for, you know, fun?Copy !req
794. Look, "Candace" is it?Copy !req
795. No offense,
but fun isn't really on my agenda.Copy !req
796. You know, since Doofenshmirtz
took over the tri-state area,Copy !req
797. even though I was a little girl,Copy !req
798. I've been focused on one thing
and one thing only.Copy !req
799. - He's going down, down, down.
- Down, down, down, I know.Copy !req
800. But what about BFF's?
Or slumber parties?Copy !req
801. Or busting your little brothers?Copy !req
802. Busting my brothers?Copy !req
803. I spent every day of my life
trying to protect my little brothers.Copy !req
804. I had to grow up pretty quick
around hereCopy !req
805. to make sure they didn't have to.Copy !req
806. Gee, you make growing up
sound like it's a bad thing.Copy !req
807. It is what it is. I'll do whatever it takes
to protect the ones I love.Copy !req
808. Thanks, sis!Copy !req
809. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
810. - We're here to help.
- Sir, we're nearing the target!Copy !req
811. Don't move!Copy !req
812. Okay, people, change of plans.Copy !req
813. This is as far as we go.Copy !req
814. We're not going to help them?Copy !req
815. No, we're gonna get you two home
where it's safe.Copy !req
816. - But we wanna...
- Look, this isn't our fight.Copy !req
817. It's their fight, and you two
shouldn't have gotten involved.Copy !req
818. Maybe none of us should have.
Now we're out of here.Copy !req
819. I don't remember it being
so dark down here.Copy !req
820. - Dark?
- That's because it's a trap!Copy !req
821. And if it was light,
you would have seen us and run away,Copy !req
822. hence ruining the trap!Copy !req
823. I think they get that.Copy !req
824. Perry!Copy !req
825. We... We, well, came to rescue you.Copy !req
826. So far it's not going
as well as we'd hoped.Copy !req
827. We didn't have a lot of time to,
you know, plan something elaborate,Copy !req
828. but I guess we could have created
some sort of diversion just in case...Copy !req
829. Yeah, we could have thought
this out more.Copy !req
830. I got you and I got your little friends, too!Copy !req
831. Game over! You lose! I win!Copy !req
832. Mark this the hour of your doom,
Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
833. Three forty... I got one of these watches
with just the little hash marks.Copy !req
834. It doesn't even have the numbers on it.Copy !req
835. Let's just say
it's between 3:30 and 4:00,Copy !req
836. Eastern Standard Time.Copy !req
837. Whoa!Copy !req
838. I told you, not between 3:30 and 4:00!Copy !req
839. They're getting away!Copy !req
840. I knew this was a bad idea.
All right, everyone in the cars!Copy !req
841. Go, go, go, go, go!
Isabella, start the motor!Copy !req
842. Yes, sir.Copy !req
843. I got it.Copy !req
844. You two, keep your heads down
and remember your training!Copy !req
845. We never had any training!Copy !req
846. Well, keep your heads down!Copy !req
847. Consider yourself trained.
This is going to be close.Copy !req
848. All right, you rust buckets. Let's dance.Copy !req
849. Can you do that?Copy !req
850. Well, apparently.Copy !req
851. I am so in love with her right now.Copy !req
852. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
853. If we can get to the north tunnel
before they get to us,Copy !req
854. I can trip the security door.Copy !req
855. Isabella, can you give us more throttle?Copy !req
856. It's all the way in, sir!Copy !req
857. All right, hang tough.
This is going to get hairy.Copy !req
858. Can we make those turns at this speed?Copy !req
859. Well, we're about to find out.Copy !req
860. There it is. We should be okay
if we can hold off these...Copy !req
861. - Can we do that?
- No. Keep your head down.Copy !req
862. We're slowing down, sir!Copy !req
863. Keep it on the floor!Copy !req
864. It's on the floor.Copy !req
865. There's too much track, sir.
I don't think we're going to make it!Copy !req
866. Everyone, to the front now!Copy !req
867. We're going to have to cut loose these...Copy !req
868. The motor's overheating!Copy !req
869. Sorry, guys. You're on your own.Copy !req
870. What are you doing?Copy !req
871. My job. Protecting you two.Copy !req
872. We've got to go back and help them.Copy !req
873. That's not our fight.Copy !req
874. But you just abandoned them!Copy !req
875. We could have made it!
We could have all made it!Copy !req
876. Or we could have all been captured,
and I wasn't going to take that chance.Copy !req
877. These are the tough choices, people.
Somebody's got to be the adult here.Copy !req
878. You two are safe,
and that's what's important.Copy !req
879. - But... But... But...
- End of discussion.Copy !req
880. Man, I had my heart set
on those nachos.Copy !req
881. Look, mysterious force,Copy !req
882. I feel a little awkward talking to youCopy !req
883. since I didn't believe in you at first
because, you know, it's crazy.Copy !req
884. But then I saw you eat my friend,
so I've made a little shrine here.Copy !req
885. It's nice.
There's a banana and Mr. Miggins.Copy !req
886. So I hope this makes up
for the whole disbelief thing.Copy !req
887. Are we... Are we good?Copy !req
888. Now you have no choice
but to fix my machine.Copy !req
889. - No.
- That's not one of your choices.Copy !req
890. - Fix the machine!
- No.Copy !req
891. Can I... Can I say something?Copy !req
892. So, I think I'm up-to-date
on the whole Perry Agent thing.Copy !req
893. Strangely, that's the most normal thing
that's happened this afternoon,Copy !req
894. but who exactly is this guy?Copy !req
895. - Fix it!
- No.Copy !req
896. Look, I would make myself do it
but apparently he's an idiot.Copy !req
897. - Hey!
- Fix the machine!Copy !req
898. - No.
- All right, then, you've forced my hand.Copy !req
899. Fix the machine!Copy !req
900. - No.
- Really?Copy !req
901. When I was your age, I did anything
a puppet told me to do.Copy !req
902. How old do you think we are?Copy !req
903. I don't know. One, two?Copy !req
904. You know, it's hard to tell
with the one eye.Copy !req
905. Anyway, I don't know why
you're being so uncooperative.Copy !req
906. All I'm asking you to do
is make my machine workCopy !req
907. so I can invade and conquer your world
and enslave your loved ones.Copy !req
908. See, that's just it.Copy !req
909. Why would we do something that would
lead to our own self-destruction?Copy !req
910. Self-destruction?
Self-destruct... Wait a...Copy !req
911. Wait, that's it. I remember now.Copy !req
912. They took out my self-destruct button.Copy !req
913. I don't know why I put it back in,
but here.Copy !req
914. I'll just rewire this, like so, and there.Copy !req
915. It's working! It's working!
It's functioning properly!Copy !req
916. Well, look who just became redundant.Copy !req
917. Send them to their doom!Copy !req
918. Yes, her, too.Copy !req
919. Yes, yes, everyone.Copy !req
920. - Doom, doom, doom and doom.
- Doom!Copy !req
921. Jinx! You owe me three sodas.Copy !req
922. Okay, doom for him, too.Copy !req
923. What? But I'm you!Copy !req
924. Doom!Copy !req
925. Wow, if I had a nickel for every time
I was doomed by a puppet,Copy !req
926. I'd have two nickels.Copy !req
927. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird
that it happened twice, right?Copy !req
928. Welcome, doomed guests.Copy !req
929. Come on, keep trudging.
Doom is thataway.Copy !req
930. I would say, so far,
adulthood gets about a three.Copy !req
931. You know,
this may be as good as it gets.Copy !req
932. And now for my all-time
favorite game.Copy !req
933. Poke the Goozim with a stick.Copy !req
934. Surrounded by lava.Copy !req
935. My second favorite game
is backgammon. Love it!Copy !req
936. Hold the phone. I could be useful.Copy !req
937. What if you need a kidneyCopy !req
938. or a stand-in for boring functions
you have to attend?Copy !req
939. Or another kidney?Copy !req
940. Doom!Copy !req
941. Pooh.Copy !req
942. Cranky, cranky, cranky.
Oh, I love the crank!Copy !req
943. I'll be honest, Ferb.Copy !req
944. I'm having a hard time
putting a positive spin on this.Copy !req
945. Blah, blah, blah,
two-car garage, etcetera.Copy !req
946. Yeah? Well, welcome to my life!Copy !req
947. Whoa, deja vu-ish.Copy !req
948. Perry, check out that guard!Copy !req
949. Keys!Copy !req
950. Cool! Look out!Copy !req
951. Is this the plan?Copy !req
952. Tell me this isn't the plan!Copy !req
953. You are tampering
with the property of...Copy !req
954. Let's make omelets!Copy !req
955. Can you get a little more
lift out of this thing?Copy !req
956. I think I just bruised a kidney.Copy !req
957. My bicycle is missing!Copy !req
958. Yes! Go, Goozim!Copy !req
959. - It's muffin time, sir.
- Already?Copy !req
960. Okay, I see where
you're going with this...Copy !req
961. I officially prefer our dimension!Copy !req
962. This may not be
the best time to tell you,Copy !req
963. but I actually flunked
jungle gym in grade school.Copy !req
964. I just couldn't get the hang
of all the climbing...Copy !req
965. Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me!Copy !req
966. Are you even paying attention?Copy !req
967. That's right. It can wait. Later!Copy !req
968. More guards!Copy !req
969. - It's muffin time, sir!
- You're broken!Copy !req
970. Yay, other dimension Candace!Copy !req
971. Phineas!Copy !req
972. Catch!Copy !req
973. The remote!Copy !req
974. Perry, let go!Copy !req
975. What? No, no, don't let go.Copy !req
976. Perry! Trust me!Copy !req
977. Two words! La-va!Copy !req
978. Trust me!Copy !req
979. They opened another portal!
Go after them!Copy !req
980. And her!
That banshee screaming girl.Copy !req
981. Get her, too!Copy !req
982. Thanks, Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
983. Stop where you are. You cannot leave.Copy !req
984. I use aggression
to mask my insecurities!Copy !req
985. The portal!Copy !req
986. Boy, I could go for a lemonade.Copy !req
987. The portal closed, sir.Copy !req
988. Oh, pooh.Copy !req
989. Oh, well. Time to start the invasion!
And somebody get me a muffin!Copy !req
990. But it's not muffin time, sir!Copy !req
991. All right, follow me.
We're going around clockwise.Copy !req
992. If there's no hospitality
Just get out of townCopy !req
993. You can't be lying on formality
And saying...Copy !req
994. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
995. You've got no obligations
Nothing holding you downCopy !req
996. Find a new situation
And sayCopy !req
997. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
998. You've got no time to waste
on sentimentalityCopy !req
999. Get out and find yourself
a brand-new realityCopy !req
1000. You've got to find yourself
a brand-new realityCopy !req
1001. A particle duality
A new dimensionalityCopy !req
1002. - Yeah, yeah!
- I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
1003. Sometimes it's appropriate
To stop for a snackCopy !req
1004. If you do then I hope you get backCopy !req
1005. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
1006. Hopping clockwise through dimensions
Is a dangerous thingCopy !req
1007. But it seems to help a lot if we singCopy !req
1008. And we can sing aboutCopy !req
1009. A brand new reality
A brand new realityCopy !req
1010. A brand new realityCopy !req
1011. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
1012. A brand new reality
A brand new realityCopy !req
1013. A brand-brand-brand-brandCopy !req
1014. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
1015. All right, how about
two Kafkas for your Dostoyevsky?Copy !req
1016. Stop wasting my time, Buford.Copy !req
1017. Wait, I think this is it.Copy !req
1018. - Where have you guys been?
- This is it!Copy !req
1019. I spy with my one little eyeCopy !req
1020. a new tri-state area that's
one dictator short of a dictatorship.Copy !req
1021. Well, that's all about to change.Copy !req
1022. Pretty soon I'll be ruling
over two tri-state areas,Copy !req
1023. a virtual six-state area!Copy !req
1024. Fly, fly, my Normbots!
We've got some oppressing to do!Copy !req
1025. Why is Perry wearing a hat?Copy !req
1026. We don't have time to explain.
We've got to try and stop an evil...Copy !req
1027. It's too late!Copy !req
1028. They're never going to fire her and...
Hey, did you see that?Copy !req
1029. No, I... What's going on?Copy !req
1030. Oh, my!Copy !req
1031. - What is it?
- It's a comb over!Copy !req
1032. I know, I should really just shave it.Copy !req
1033. Not happening. Not happening.Copy !req
1034. My watermelon!Copy !req
1035. All vehicles must stop.Copy !req
1036. It's okay! It's a rental!Copy !req
1037. Oh, great!
Albuquerque '93 all over again.Copy !req
1038. I wish other-dimension
Candace was here.Copy !req
1039. She took out, like, 30 of themCopy !req
1040. - with a giant stone lawn gnome.
- Agent P! Our agents are beingCopy !req
1041. overwhelmed by the sheer number
of robots coming into our dimension.Copy !req
1042. You must get to Doof's headquarters
and stop him.Copy !req
1043. Aye, aye, sir. We're ready to serve.Copy !req
1044. Oh, no. You kids need to go home
where it's safe.Copy !req
1045. With all due respect, sir,
we've been through quite a lot together.Copy !req
1046. We're a team now.Copy !req
1047. Nope, far too dangerous.Copy !req
1048. And besides,
our insurance won't cover it.Copy !req
1049. Tell them, Agent P.Copy !req
1050. Come on, Perry.
Let's go kick some robot chassis!Copy !req
1051. Perry?Copy !req
1052. Wow, I guess we're going home then.
Hey, where's Dr. D?Copy !req
1053. - Hello?
- Hello, Mrs. Thompson? It's me, Heinz.Copy !req
1054. I think I left my keys
in the other dimension.Copy !req
1055. Can you buzz me in?Copy !req
1056. - Who is this?
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Your neighbor.Copy !req
1057. For, like, 12 years.Copy !req
1058. - Who?
- I live in the penthouse.Copy !req
1059. I wear lab coats a lot.Copy !req
1060. I speak with the accent
I am currently speaking to you with.Copy !req
1061. Just like my neighbor upstairs.Copy !req
1062. Yes, exactly!Copy !req
1063. He's not home.
You'll have to come back later.Copy !req
1064. No, no, wait.Copy !req
1065. This is just beautiful.Copy !req
1066. I decide to do the right thing,
and I end up in a cell.Copy !req
1067. Well, at least my brothers are safe.Copy !req
1068. What lesson am I supposed
to be learning here?Copy !req
1069. I'm Jeremy Johnson.
I'm here to rescue you.Copy !req
1070. Johnson, Jeremy?Copy !req
1071. Yes, sir.
And I picked up a couple new recruits.Copy !req
1072. We found a way to bypass
the entire security grid. It was cool.Copy !req
1073. What? You brought my little brothers?
Are you out of your mind, soldier?Copy !req
1074. I didn't know they were your brothers,
but I should have known.Copy !req
1075. They're smart and courageous,
just like you.Copy !req
1076. You think I'm smart and courageous?Copy !req
1077. Well, yeah, sir.Copy !req
1078. Good work, soldier.Copy !req
1079. We should really get out of here
while we can.Copy !req
1080. Most of the Normbots are away
in the other dimension.Copy !req
1081. We can slip away pretty easily.Copy !req
1082. The Normbots are
in the other dimension?Copy !req
1083. This isn't the time to escape.Copy !req
1084. This is the time to make our move.
Let's go!Copy !req
1085. - Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
1086. Boys, wait. Thanks for rescuing me.
I'm really proud of you both.Copy !req
1087. And we're proud of you, too, sir.Copy !req
1088. I got nachos! Who wants some?Copy !req
1089. Nobody?Copy !req
1090. Mysterious force,
you can see I'm really trying here.Copy !req
1091. Please bring back Candace!Copy !req
1092. Oh, hi, Stacy.Copy !req
1093. And I also want a car.Copy !req
1094. I still can't believe
Perry wanted us to go home.Copy !req
1095. I mean, look at this.Copy !req
1096. There's robots all over the tri-state
area. And now for the weather.Copy !req
1097. There's robots, Phil! Robots!Copy !req
1098. You'd think he'd need
all the help he could get...Copy !req
1099. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
1100. Ferb, do you hear that?Copy !req
1101. It's Perry's locket.Copy !req
1102. It's like a homing device.Copy !req
1103. Shall we?Copy !req
1104. This must be Perry's lair.Copy !req
1105. Welcome, Phineas and Ferb.
Please insert the key.Copy !req
1106. Do you have a key?Copy !req
1107. Please insert the key.Copy !req
1108. Good try.Copy !req
1109. Please insert the key.
Please insert the key.Copy !req
1110. That's odd. It's a shaped keyhole.
It kind of looks like...Copy !req
1111. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1112. Phineas and Ferb, this message
is top secret, for your ears only.Copy !req
1113. If you are hearing this, the tri-state area
is at emergency alert level Alpha Red.Copy !req
1114. Agent P needs your help.Copy !req
1115. How does he know
we'll know what to do?Copy !req
1116. He knows you will know what to do.Copy !req
1117. He also knows you two are
the only ones capable of helping himCopy !req
1118. because you two are the only ones
capable of creating these.Copy !req
1119. Auto-scan replication initiated.Copy !req
1120. Ferb, I think I know
what we're gonna do today.Copy !req
1121. You have a new leader.Copy !req
1122. Put on your dooferalls. 36-inch waist.Copy !req
1123. No way! I'm a 34!Copy !req
1124. So, I guess you trusted us after all.Copy !req
1125. I was wrong. It was not for me!Copy !req
1126. Heads up!
Platyposterior coming through!Copy !req
1127. Now this is what I call busting.Copy !req
1128. All right, everyone!
Let's kick some robot chassis!Copy !req
1129. Yeah!Copy !req
1130. All right, that is very good.Copy !req
1131. Phineas! Anything we can do?Copy !req
1132. Yeah! Musical accompaniment!Copy !req
1133. We're gonna kick some robot chassisCopy !req
1134. So you better tell your robot nationCopy !req
1135. To say a robot prayer
'Cause you better prepareCopy !req
1136. For an automaton annihilationCopy !req
1137. You think you're gonna take us downCopy !req
1138. Well, mechanical man, you just try itCopy !req
1139. You're gonna ride that rail out of townCopy !req
1140. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1141. I think you know what I meanCopy !req
1142. This is a robot riot
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1143. And sell you for scrap metal
But I'll keep enoughCopy !req
1144. To build myself a trampolineCopy !req
1145. 'Cause your momma was a blenderCopy !req
1146. And your dad was just
a washing machineCopy !req
1147. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1148. I'm gonna break you up
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1149. I'm gonna take you
to a chop shop downtownCopy !req
1150. You know that you'll be dreading
This android ArmageddonCopy !req
1151. I think you better check your fluids
'Cause I know you're sweatingCopy !req
1152. You know you're gonna lose
And sing the robot bluesCopy !req
1153. You'll blow a fuse
And take a robot snoozeCopy !req
1154. I will deactivate you
Because I kind of hate youCopy !req
1155. Don't want to beat around the bushCopy !req
1156. - We're gonna decimate you
- This is a robot riotCopy !req
1157. Oh, man, it's onCopy !req
1158. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1159. I'm gonna rip you up
And put you back togetherCopy !req
1160. In a new configuration
Just to mow my lawnCopy !req
1161. 'Cause your sister is a fridge
And you know her light is always onCopy !req
1162. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1163. Robot riot...Copy !req
1164. We've got to do
something about that portal.Copy !req
1165. Ferb! We're gonna go
try to close the portal!Copy !req
1166. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1167. I'm gonna rip you up
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1168. I'm gonna take you
to the chop shop downtownCopy !req
1169. I'm gonna rip you up
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1170. I'm gonna take you
to the chop shop downtownCopy !req
1171. What?Copy !req
1172. I've had just about enough of you, you...Copy !req
1173. What is on this!Copy !req
1174. I was wrong, Stacy, about everything.Copy !req
1175. I'm not a grown-up.
I can't control mysterious forces.Copy !req
1176. I can't even get my mom
to see what my brothers are doing!Copy !req
1177. Stacy, that's it! I can't get my mom
to see what my brothers are doing!Copy !req
1178. Candace, where are you going?Copy !req
1179. I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom!Copy !req
1180. And I'm gonna fail!Copy !req
1181. No, it's Heinz Doofenshmirtz.Copy !req
1182. You borrowed sugar from me
this morning.Copy !req
1183. I don't have any sugar.Copy !req
1184. I had to borrow some
from my neighbor this morning.Copy !req
1185. Yeah. That's me!Copy !req
1186. He's a nice man,
but I hear he's divorced.Copy !req
1187. That she remembers.Copy !req
1188. Mom!Copy !req
1189. Candace, what are you doing here?Copy !req
1190. You got to come outside
and bust the boys!Copy !req
1191. I'm not leaving now.Copy !req
1192. The girl is about to forgive the guy
for the cliché misunderstanding.Copy !req
1193. Well, after she battles these robots.Copy !req
1194. This 3-D is amazing!Copy !req
1195. Ferb, we'll handle it down here.Copy !req
1196. Go help Phineas!Copy !req
1197. Come on, you stupid thing. Work!Copy !req
1198. So that dish must be
what's controlling the robots.Copy !req
1199. Maybe I don't need to close the portal
if I could just take out that...Copy !req
1200. Yeah!Copy !req
1201. No, you don't.Copy !req
1202. Now the baseball is on the other foot.Copy !req
1203. Or however that saying goes, I'm not...
I'm not really sure.Copy !req
1204. Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?Copy !req
1205. You know, all that's going to happen
from you guys coming up hereCopy !req
1206. is that I'm going to have
a brand-new platyborg.Copy !req
1207. And maybe even a boyborg!Copy !req
1208. Try saying that five times fast.Copy !req
1209. Boyborg, boyborg, boyborg,
boyborg, boyborg...Copy !req
1210. I guess it's not that hard, never mind.Copy !req
1211. You know something, kid?Copy !req
1212. You've been a thorn in my side
all day long.Copy !req
1213. But that's about to change right now!Copy !req
1214. No!Copy !req
1215. My babies! No, what have you done?Copy !req
1216. It's weird that
Perry's a secret agent, huh?Copy !req
1217. Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.Copy !req
1218. Has anyone seen my pants?Copy !req
1219. Yeah, they're over there.Copy !req
1220. Wolverines!Copy !req
1221. Mom, if you care one iota about me,Copy !req
1222. your family, and your city,
you'll come outside with me right now!Copy !req
1223. Well, I guess I could use
some more popcorn.Copy !req
1224. Great! Come on, come on,
come on, come on!Copy !req
1225. Ferb! Bro, I just hit
the best home run ever!Copy !req
1226. Now, tremble before me!Copy !req
1227. No, I'm down here.
See, one last trick up my sleeve.Copy !req
1228. It's me! I'm the trick up my own sleeves,Copy !req
1229. 'cause I'm in the sleeve, get it?Copy !req
1230. Pearls before swine.Copy !req
1231. Hope you got your 3-D glasses
'cause I'm coming at you!Copy !req
1232. Yeah!Copy !req
1233. Hey!Copy !req
1234. What? I'm kind of in the middle
of something here.Copy !req
1235. I got a little something just for you.Copy !req
1236. Here.Copy !req
1237. Choo-Choo!Copy !req
1238. Yeah, it's mine.
See, I told you I never lost it.Copy !req
1239. It was in a box in my pantry labeled
"VHS tapes."Copy !req
1240. Go figure. Anyway, you can have it.Copy !req
1241. I can't believe it! Choo-Choo, it is you!Copy !req
1242. Heart melting, back-story resolving,
evilness diminishing.Copy !req
1243. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
1244. You know, I don't even know
what I was thinkingCopy !req
1245. with the whole evil robots thing.Copy !req
1246. Actually, when I look around,
I'm really embarrassed.Copy !req
1247. Let me clean this up.
Look! Self-destruct button.Copy !req
1248. You.Copy !req
1249. Yeah. Here we go!Copy !req
1250. Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
1251. Do I even need to say
"there's nothing there" anymore?Copy !req
1252. Mom, you can say it all you want.
There's nothing there!Copy !req
1253. Whoo-hoo! I did it, I saved the world!Copy !req
1254. You can go back to your movie now.Copy !req
1255. Yeah, you know what?
We're totally cool now.Copy !req
1256. I'm just gonna go return to my homeCopy !req
1257. and live out the rest of my days
with my Choo-Choo. Okay then, ciao!Copy !req
1258. Home. It's good to be...Copy !req
1259. Book him, ladies.Copy !req
1260. You know, my crimes against humanity
had just completely slipped my mind.Copy !req
1261. Hey! Did you guys just see that?
I saved Danville!Copy !req
1262. Good job, soldier.Copy !req
1263. So what'll you do now?Copy !req
1264. Wow, I haven't thought of anything
but busting Doofenshmirtz for years.Copy !req
1265. - I don't know.
- Well, I know what interests I'd pursue.Copy !req
1266. Hey! Here you all are.Copy !req
1267. I'll take that under consideration.
What about you, Candace?Copy !req
1268. You know, after all of this,Copy !req
1269. I'm gonna give myself
a little more time to be young.Copy !req
1270. It's not such a bad place to be.Copy !req
1271. You know what? Me, too.Copy !req
1272. Hey, I just wanted to say thanks
for telling us all about summer,Copy !req
1273. you know, opening our horizons,
and teaching Ferb classical guitar.Copy !req
1274. Hey! It's our Perry! Perry!Copy !req
1275. Looks like the evil
was fried right out of him.Copy !req
1276. Sorry he's mostly made of metal now.Copy !req
1277. Are you kidding?
That makes him extra cool!Copy !req
1278. Thanks so much, guys.Copy !req
1279. I'm glad we could help.Copy !req
1280. Man, this has been
the greatest day ever.Copy !req
1281. Imagine how much fun
we can have togetherCopy !req
1282. now that we know you're a secret agent.Copy !req
1283. Yes, yes, the next 15 minutes
should be a real hoot.Copy !req
1284. Well, then, of course,
Agent P will be sent away forever.Copy !req
1285. - What?
- You didn't know?Copy !req
1286. - Didn't he give you a pamphlet?
- We threw it away.Copy !req
1287. - Does anyone read those things?
- I tried to warn you, sir.Copy !req
1288. Kids, I'm sorry but now that
Agent P's cover has been blown,Copy !req
1289. you won't be allowed
to see him anymore.Copy !req
1290. That's why you didn't want us
to know your secret.Copy !req
1291. So we'll never see Perry again?
There has to be another way.Copy !req
1292. Sorry, Phineas. It isn't safe.
You know too much.Copy !req
1293. Now I never wished so much
that I could unknow something.Copy !req
1294. Sir, maybe there is a way.Copy !req
1295. What about
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Amnesianator?Copy !req
1296. I never built an Amnesianator.Copy !req
1297. I think I'd remember
building something like that.Copy !req
1298. Well, that might work.
But you'd all have to agree.Copy !req
1299. So our choice is to either
forget the best day ever,Copy !req
1300. forget the biggest adventure
we've ever had,Copy !req
1301. and forget meeting Agent P,Copy !req
1302. or remember today,
but never see Perry again?Copy !req
1303. Well, we've had a lot of great days.
But we only have one Perry.Copy !req
1304. Agreed.Copy !req
1305. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1306. All right, everybody.
Tall kids in the back.Copy !req
1307. Just need to do a little more
programming hereCopy !req
1308. and we'll be ready to roll.Copy !req
1309. Hey, buddy, Ferb and I
just wanted to say our goodbyes.Copy !req
1310. You know, we thought
we'd finally met the real youCopy !req
1311. when we found out you were Agent P,Copy !req
1312. but the fact is, pet, secret agent,
they're both the real you.Copy !req
1313. You are now and always have been
a great pet and a great friend.Copy !req
1314. We're gonna miss you, Agent P.Copy !req
1315. I love you, pal.Copy !req
1316. Sir, are you crying?Copy !req
1317. No, I'm sweating through my eyes.Copy !req
1318. Okay, sir. We're ready.Copy !req
1319. Okay, Karl. We're set.Copy !req
1320. - Major Monogram?
- Yes?Copy !req
1321. So none of us will remember
any of today?Copy !req
1322. That's right.Copy !req
1323. Good!Copy !req
1324. Isabella!Copy !req
1325. - Hit it, Karl!
- Wait! Wait, wait!Copy !req