1. I'll be honest, Ferb.Copy !req
2. I'm having a hard time
putting a positive spin on this.Copy !req
3. But I guess that's life, huh?Copy !req
4. One minute,
you're having the best day ever,Copy !req
5. the next, you're being fed to a monster
the size of a two-car garage.Copy !req
6. Yeah? Well, welcome to my life.Copy !req
7. And everything started out so well
this morning.Copy !req
8. Good morning, Perry.Copy !req
9. Now that's the way to wake up.Copy !req
10. This is gonna be the best day ever.Copy !req
11. We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypusCopy !req
12. We're always so ecstatic
'Cause he's semi-aquaticCopy !req
13. Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of usCopy !req
14. Life's never fuddy-duddy
With our web-footed buddyCopy !req
15. When we're brushing our teeth
It's betterCopy !req
16. Tying our shoes
It's betterCopy !req
17. Combing our hair
It's betterCopy !req
18. Like we're a cheese sandwich
And he's the cheddarCopy !req
19. Blinking our eyes
It's betterCopy !req
20. Breathing in and out
So much betterCopy !req
21. Sitting in a chair
It's betterCopy !req
22. And taking a bath
Just a Iittle bit wetterCopy !req
23. Every day is such a dream
When it's started with a monotremeCopy !req
24. He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed
and hairyCopy !req
25. You know that he's hairyCopy !req
26. Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
27. Everything's better with Perry
Everything's better with PerryCopy !req
28. It's better
And we just want to tell you, PerryCopy !req
29. Everything's better with youCopy !req
30. Better with youCopy !req
31. Good morning, boys.Copy !req
32. Happy anniversary, Perry.Copy !req
33. Oh, that's right! Gosh.
I can't believe it's been five years.Copy !req
34. I remember the day we first got you.Copy !req
35. Come on, kids.
Pick out any pet you want.Copy !req
36. Look, Phineas,
this one's looking at you!Copy !req
37. And this one's looking at you, Ferb.Copy !req
38. Why won't anything look at me?Copy !req
39. Ferb! This one's looking at
both of us at the same time.Copy !req
40. That thing? You're kidding, right?Copy !req
41. Is there something I can do for you?Copy !req
42. Yes. We'd like that one, please.Copy !req
43. You'd like to adopt a platypus?Copy !req
44. Is that what it is? Well, yes.Copy !req
45. - May we have him, please?
- Okay.Copy !req
46. What would you even name a platypus?Copy !req
47. Of course, Ferb and I knew
exactly what to call you.Copy !req
48. - Bartholemew!
- Bartholemew!Copy !req
49. And then when we got you home,Copy !req
50. we renamed you Perry
and gave you this locket.Copy !req
51. Look how young we all were.Copy !req
52. Hey, Jeremy.
You wanna go to the mall?Copy !req
53. You know, I'd love to,Copy !req
54. but my dad's taking me
to check out his old college today.Copy !req
55. Booyah! Go Polecats! Booyah!Copy !req
56. He's already set up an interview
with an academic advisor.Copy !req
57. Can you believe that?Copy !req
58. Gee, Jeremy, I forgot
you're a whole year older than me.Copy !req
59. A trip to college?
That's... That's really great.Copy !req
60. Okay, well, I'll talk to you later. Bye.Copy !req
61. Jeremy! In the blink of an eye,Copy !req
62. you'll be moving on
to the next phase of your life.Copy !req
63. You'll be going to collegeCopy !req
64. and wearing tweed jackets
with patches on the elbows.Copy !req
65. You'll be so mature.Copy !req
66. And look at me. I'm a child!Copy !req
67. Jeremy, you'll see. I can mature.
Starting with taking this silly photo off.Copy !req
68. Mr. Miggins!
Have you been there the whole time?Copy !req
69. All right, looks like the pitcher's ready.
And batter up!Copy !req
70. Batter, batter, batter, swing!Copy !req
71. Yes, sports fans,Copy !req
72. that may be the best hit ever
in the history of platypult baseball.Copy !req
73. And the crowd exhales loudly
through their mouths.Copy !req
74. And Fletcher snags the pop fly.
He's out!Copy !req
75. Hi, Phineas! What you doing?Copy !req
76. Turning Perry's involuntary reflex
into a sporting event.Copy !req
77. Hi, Perry, can I try?Copy !req
78. Whoa, momma! Nice shot, Isabella.Copy !req
79. Did someone lose a ball?Copy !req
80. Yeah, we were just playing platypult.Copy !req
81. I love platypus-themed sports.Copy !req
82. You know, if we had two Perrys,
we could put a net between themCopy !req
83. - and play platypult badminton.
- Who's Annette?Copy !req
84. Ferb, that's it!
I know what we're gonna do today.Copy !req
85. No, seriously. Who's Annette?Copy !req
86. Okay, everyone, I think the tail is all set.
I'll just go check with the foreman.Copy !req
87. - He's gone!
- Hey, where's Perry?Copy !req
88. Did he really slip away?
On his anniversary?Copy !req
89. Sometimes it seems like Perry's missedCopy !req
90. every single cool thing
we've done all summer long.Copy !req
91. I guess he can do whatever he wants.Copy !req
92. After all, it's his day, right?Copy !req
93. Hey, what was that small noise?Copy !req
94. Let's all go walk over to it.Copy !req
95. Good morning, Agent P. A quick word.Copy !req
96. Recently you've been
having some close callsCopy !req
97. and your host family has
almost caught youCopy !req
98. sneaking into your lair several times.Copy !req
99. No need to remind you,
but I'll do it anyway,Copy !req
100. that if your cover's blown,Copy !req
101. you'll have to be transferred to
another city with another host family.Copy !req
102. And we both know
you wouldn't like that.Copy !req
103. I remember the day
you were first assigned.Copy !req
104. Enjoy your platypus!Copy !req
105. Thank you, cheerio!Copy !req
106. Agent assignment complete, sir.Copy !req
107. Good job, Karl.Copy !req
108. If you keep up the great work,
you'll make unpaid intern in no time.Copy !req
109. - And I did.
- Don't get cocky, Karl.Copy !req
110. Agent P, as you know,Copy !req
111. every operative is equipped
with an autoscan replication deviceCopy !req
112. just like the one in your hat.Copy !req
113. We've been using
the information you've gatheredCopy !req
114. to replicate each and every one of
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Inators.Copy !req
115. Our top men have been
analyzing them to determineCopy !req
116. if they've been getting smarter
or dumber.Copy !req
117. And to be honest, the jury's still out.Copy !req
118. Now we find out that
he's in the process of buildingCopy !req
119. an alternate-dimension-related Inator.Copy !req
120. Your assignment is to stop him
before he finishes building it.Copy !req
121. Behind you,
rising dramatically from the floor,Copy !req
122. is Karl, with some high-tech gadgets
that you might find useful.Copy !req
123. Sir? Hello? I didn't step on in time.Copy !req
124. Would you mind
lowering the platform again?Copy !req
125. Great. Let me cue the music again.Copy !req
126. Well, obviously, this first item is
our new wrist communicationizer.Copy !req
127. It has many applications
that will help you in the field.Copy !req
128. For example,
a powerful directional electromagnet.Copy !req
129. It will draw any metal object to you.Copy !req
130. See? And these are aluminum!Copy !req
131. Quit goofing around, Karl,
and show him the hologram.Copy !req
132. Yes, sir.Copy !req
133. Pretty nifty, huh?Copy !req
134. With this device you'll be able to
contact me from anywhere at any time.Copy !req
135. But don't call between 3:30 and 4:00
because that's when I take a shower.Copy !req
136. Wait a minute. Is that me?Copy !req
137. No!Copy !req
138. His holographic projection has become
mesmerized by his video image.Copy !req
139. I better shut it off.Copy !req
140. And if you push this button,Copy !req
141. it gives your adversary
an incredible ice cream headache.Copy !req
142. It's gone.
You better watch where you point that!Copy !req
143. Hey, girl! What are you doing?Copy !req
144. Stacy, Jeremy's going to college soon,
and here I am,Copy !req
145. concerned with
busting my brothers to my mommyCopy !req
146. and living in this nursery.Copy !req
147. A unicorn! A unicorn, Stacy!
"Hi, I'm six!"Copy !req
148. You've gotta help me
get rid of all this junk.Copy !req
149. Wow! Bold move!Copy !req
150. Yep. Goodbye, childhood folly,
hello, carefree undemanding adult life.Copy !req
151. Yeah, good luck with that.Copy !req
152. Candace, your father and I
are off to the movies.Copy !req
153. While we're gone,
you're in charge, okay?Copy !req
154. Okay, Mom!Copy !req
155. And you know, I'm even thinking about
giving up on busting my brothers.Copy !req
156. The irony is, that as a grown-up,
you don't need to tell your mom.Copy !req
157. You can just bust them yourself.Copy !req
158. That's it! Stacy,
I'm old enough to bust them myself!Copy !req
159. That's what I just said.Copy !req
160. Now, Perry the Platypus, quake in terrorCopy !req
161. as I punch a hole
through to another dimension.Copy !req
162. - Behold, the Other-Dimensionator...
- Sir!Copy !req
163. What? What?Copy !req
164. I finished setting up the buffet.Copy !req
165. For crying out loud, Norm.
I was in the zone!Copy !req
166. I just thought
you were playing with your doll.Copy !req
167. It's not a doll, it's a stand-in!
Pretendy the Practicepus, see?Copy !req
168. I wonder if Perry the Platypus
practices with a fake me.Copy !req
169. It would be nice to know
he cares enough.Copy !req
170. All systems are green.
Prepare to launch on my mark.Copy !req
171. T minus 30 and counting.Copy !req
172. 29, 28, 27, 26...Copy !req
173. Of course, you'll only need thisCopy !req
174. if you're attacked by one of the royals
or a member of Parliament.Copy !req
175. So it's probably okay
to leave the safety on.Copy !req
176. And here's your brand new rocket car.
Sweet, huh? Good luck, Agent P.Copy !req
177. Karl? Did you tell him
the accelerator's a little touchy?Copy !req
178. I think he knows, sir.Copy !req
179. Three, two, one.Copy !req
180. Service!Copy !req
181. Phineas and Ferb, you are so busted...Copy !req
182. Oh, my gosh! Where'd it go?
You there, small children!Copy !req
183. Where's the big contraption?Copy !req
184. I don't know.
It was here just a moment ago.Copy !req
185. It disappeared?Copy !req
186. - Stacy, do you realize what this means?
- We're done?Copy !req
187. No, some kind of mysterious forceCopy !req
188. always takes away Phineas and Ferb's
inventions before Mom shows up.Copy !req
189. This time it took away their invention
before I showed up!Copy !req
190. The mysterious force recognizes
that I'm now a grown-up.Copy !req
191. A mysterious force? I'm not buying it.Copy !req
192. I am a woman of science,
at least that's what my horoscope said.Copy !req
193. Well, I'm going to prove it to you
and bust my brothers at the same time!Copy !req
194. Where are my brothers?Copy !req
195. We just launched them
towards the park.Copy !req
196. Buford is there with the other platypult.Copy !req
197. Okay, as the adult,
I decree we are going to the park.Copy !req
198. Does anyone need to go potty first?Copy !req
199. Fine, make it quick.Copy !req
200. Ferb, it looks like
we're gonna hit that buildingCopy !req
201. that looks vaguely like your head.Copy !req
202. Time to give it a little test.Copy !req
203. Well, I just finished it.
It can't be broken already.Copy !req
204. I stand corrected.Copy !req
205. All right,
what's with the giant shuttlecock?Copy !req
206. We're really sorry, sir.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
207. One minute,
we were innocently launching ourselvesCopy !req
208. across the city in a badminton platypult.
The next thing we know,Copy !req
209. we're bouncing on up to the eastside
to your deluxe apartment in the sky.Copy !req
210. Well, it looks like you've totaled
my Other-Dimensionator.Copy !req
211. An Other-Dimensionator?
What does it do?Copy !req
212. Well, at the moment, it just
stops giant shuttlecocks, apparently.Copy !req
213. But it's supposed to let me
go into other dimensions.Copy !req
214. That's cool! We can help you fix it.Copy !req
215. I'm Phineas,
and this is my brother Ferb.Copy !req
216. I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz,
but my friends call me...Copy !req
217. I just got in such a funk.Copy !req
218. Ferb is naturally handy with tools.Copy !req
219. I bet we could put this thing
back together in no time.Copy !req
220. What the heck. Before we start,Copy !req
221. there's a whole buffet set up here,
please partake.Copy !req
222. I was expecting someone
who seems to be running late.Copy !req
223. You're lucky I got a rocket car winch.
Lots of guys don't have that.Copy !req
224. Almost there.Copy !req
225. Okay, field compressor attaches
to the auxiliary generator.Copy !req
226. Was this working before?Copy !req
227. Well, if by "working" you mean
"functioning properly," then no.Copy !req
228. Well, I think I see your problem.Copy !req
229. Everything's wired through
this self-destruct button.Copy !req
230. Do you even need that?Copy !req
231. Well, of course I...Copy !req
232. Wait a minute. No, I do not need that.
You are absolutely right.Copy !req
233. So Ferb has
rigged up this remote controlCopy !req
234. so that if we get separated from
the portal, we can open another one.Copy !req
235. - Nice touch, kid.
- I guess this is the last piece.Copy !req
236. Okay, Ferb, boost me up.Copy !req
237. I cannot wait!Copy !req
238. - There you are, Perry.
- Perry?Copy !req
239. Yeah. He's our pet platypus.Copy !req
240. Is every platypus named Perry?Copy !req
241. In a perfect world, yes.Copy !req
242. Well, he's a cute little fellow. Hi, there.
Coochee, coochee...Copy !req
243. Perry, no! We do not bite the elderly.Copy !req
244. Again, ow! It's okay.
Platypuses don't typically like me.Copy !req
245. Well, Perry, you're just in time to see us
open a window into another dimension.Copy !req
246. Perry, no! What are you doing? No, no!Copy !req
247. Perry, this is not tug of war!
This is not tug of war!Copy !req
248. Silly boy, what's gotten into him?Copy !req
249. All right,
let's get this show on the road, huh?Copy !req
250. Remember, if your cover is blown,
you'll never see the boys again.Copy !req
251. Hey, does anyone hear
someone talking?Copy !req
252. Never see them again.Copy !req
253. Okay, here we go. Right in...Copy !req
254. Perry! No! Not on the sofa!Copy !req
255. I'm sorry, Dr. D.
We should take him out.Copy !req
256. No, no. Wait. It'll be all right.Copy !req
257. I was planning on
replacing this old couch anyway.Copy !req
258. Now come on. Let's light this pop stand,Copy !req
259. or however it goes.Copy !req
260. Gosh, this is...
It's kind of weird, actually.Copy !req
261. I'm usually thwarted by this point.
Well, I guess he's not coming.Copy !req
262. And now, behold!Copy !req
263. The mind-blowing first images
from beyond our dimensional reality!Copy !req
264. It's a... It's a couch.Copy !req
265. That's a bit anticlimactic.Copy !req
266. I guess it's a nice couch, though...Copy !req
267. Hey! I got an idea!
Let's swap my couch for that one!Copy !req
268. I got it. I got... Or maybe I...Copy !req
269. Come on,
you want to give me a hand here?Copy !req
270. Awesome, check it out.Copy !req
271. Hello.Copy !req
272. - Say, aren't you...
- Hey, Dr. D! Look at this.Copy !req
273. Hold that thought.Copy !req
274. You're famous here.Copy !req
275. Get off!Copy !req
276. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, your leader"?Copy !req
277. A whole tri-state area
where I am already in charge!Copy !req
278. Yeah! Hold on,
I gotta go check something out.Copy !req
279. Hello, again.Copy !req
280. Is this some kind of test?
Is that really you, sir?Copy !req
281. Holy boy!Copy !req
282. Even the great Francis Monogram's
my slave in this dimension!Copy !req
283. I prefer the term
"indentured executive assistant."Copy !req
284. Well, I want to meet
this other dimension me.Copy !req
285. Where can I find him?Copy !req
286. You're from another dimension?Copy !req
287. Well, he'll probably
wanna see you then.Copy !req
288. He's into that freaky sort of stuff.Copy !req
289. Have a seat and I'll let him know
you're on your way up.Copy !req
290. Okay. So I just gotta sit here and...Copy !req
291. He's Doof Doof Doof
Doof Doof Doof DoofCopy !req
292. Bask in his glory
Kneel at his feetCopy !req
293. You're in for such a treat
He's DoofenshmirtzCopy !req
294. That was awesome!Copy !req
295. All right, who's interrupting my...Copy !req
296. Do I know you?Copy !req
297. Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!Copy !req
298. Well, that would explain
the handsomeness.Copy !req
299. Right back at you, big guy.Copy !req
300. Does that mean
you and I are exactly alike?Copy !req
301. I suppose so.Copy !req
302. Do you want some rice pudding?Copy !req
303. lck, no, that's grossCopy !req
304. It was a test. AImond brittle?Copy !req
305. - Oh, I love it the most
- Me, tooCopy !req
306. Do you collect coins?Copy !req
307. Yeah, just in caseCopy !req
308. Vending machines become
the dominant raceCopy !req
309. I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fearsCopy !req
310. But not the vending machine thing.
That's gonna happen.Copy !req
311. But now before me, I seeCopy !req
312. Someone with whom I agreeCopy !req
313. I've found a brand new best friend
And it's meCopy !req
314. I thought I'd be tallerCopy !req
315. I've been told I slouchCopy !req
316. I thought I'd have both my eyes
You knowCopy !req
317. It's in this pouchCopy !req
318. You know, I can't help but notice
that your scar goes over your eye patch.Copy !req
319. Yeah?Copy !req
320. Nothing.Copy !req
321. Do llamas weird you out?Copy !req
322. Yeah, are they camels or sheep?Copy !req
323. No, no, I meant LorenzoCopy !req
324. That's right
He played MeapCopy !req
325. Now I know all about youCopy !req
326. And you know all about meCopy !req
327. And now before me I seeCopy !req
328. Someone with whom I agreeCopy !req
329. I've found a brand new best friend
And it's meCopy !req
330. Now that I found youCopy !req
331. We can be a duoCopy !req
332. That's rightCopy !req
333. Twice the evil
Double DoofenshmirtzCopy !req
334. Coming at you FridaysCopy !req
335. What's that? I mean,
are we doing a TV show together?Copy !req
336. No. It just sort of sounded like...
I mean, we could. We should!Copy !req
337. Maybe we're not so much alike.Copy !req
338. That can be our catch phrase.
You're the grumpy one.Copy !req
339. Wow, he's done really well for himself.
What do you think, Perry?Copy !req
340. Hey, where is Dr. D?Copy !req
341. So what you're telling me is you're
still not ruler of your tri-state area?Copy !req
342. Well, obviously you did not have to deal
with my nemesis, Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
343. Didn't I? Observe.Copy !req
344. What is it?Copy !req
345. This is Perry the Platyborg!Copy !req
346. He was once my nemesis, but now,
he's general of my army!Copy !req
347. Wow! You are good!Copy !req
348. Dismissed.Copy !req
349. That was awesome!Copy !req
350. Now who's interrupting me?Copy !req
351. Remind me to berate
my indentured executive assistant.Copy !req
352. No, man, it's cool. They're with me.Copy !req
353. Hey, Dr. D. We thought we'd lost you.Copy !req
354. Hi, fellas!Copy !req
355. You dare to bring
a secret agent in here?Copy !req
356. This boy's a secret agent?Copy !req
357. - No, not him!
- The quiet one?Copy !req
358. No! Not... No. Him!Copy !req
359. This plant?Copy !req
360. The platypus!
That's Secret Agent Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
361. Hey. He's just a platypus.
He doesn't do much.Copy !req
362. This is rich. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
363. You really think that he's your pet,
don't you?Copy !req
364. Wrong! He's using you!Copy !req
365. You're just his cover.
He's a secret agent!Copy !req
366. Here, here, let me prove it.Copy !req
367. General Platyborg,
come down here at once.Copy !req
368. He'll be here in just a second.Copy !req
369. All right, Platyborg,
you see that platypus?Copy !req
370. You know what to do.Copy !req
371. Perry!Copy !req
372. What was that for? Perry, are you okay?Copy !req
373. Told you.Copy !req
374. How are his vitals?Copy !req
375. Wait, let me try something. Platyborg!Copy !req
376. - Do the same thing to those two boys.
- What?Copy !req
377. What?Copy !req
378. PerryCopy !req
379. Perry?Copy !req
380. Yes! I knew it!Copy !req
381. Wait a minute. I'm confused.
Why does their platypus fight so good?Copy !req
382. Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
383. Really?Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. Perry?Copy !req
386. Get them!Copy !req
387. You're a secret agent?Copy !req
388. Hey, be careful with that.Copy !req
389. So this is where
you disappear to every day?Copy !req
390. You come here and fight this guy?Copy !req
391. No, he fights me.
He doesn't really know this guy.Copy !req
392. You fight a pharmacist?
Why would you even do that?Copy !req
393. Actually, I'm an evil scientist.Copy !req
394. A lot of people
are confused by the lab coat.Copy !req
395. You're evil? He's evil?Copy !req
396. So, not only have you been leading
a double life this whole time,Copy !req
397. but you sat there
and let us help an evil scientistCopy !req
398. open an evil portal
into an evil dimension!Copy !req
399. And you did nothing to stop us?Copy !req
400. Well, he did pee on the couch.Copy !req
401. Wait a second, I just realized.Copy !req
402. That was a conscious choice.
You peed on my couch!Copy !req
403. No, no. That wasn't enough.Copy !req
404. That's when you should have
put on your little hat.Copy !req
405. Not now, after we've gone through it
into this mess!Copy !req
406. For badness sake,
you can hash all this out in prison.Copy !req
407. Guards!Copy !req
408. Brain freeze!Copy !req
409. I'm sorry. I'm just having trouble
processing this right now.Copy !req
410. "So you've discovered
your pet is a secret agent."Copy !req
411. I don't want your pamphlet!Copy !req
412. He's coming back around!Copy !req
413. You have got to be kidding me.Copy !req
414. For crying out loud.Copy !req
415. What, they didn't teach you how to
get out of this in spy school?Copy !req
416. Snap.Copy !req
417. Look! There's a logo on this parachute!
He's got his own logo?Copy !req
418. All this time we're like,
"He's a platypus. He doesn't do much."Copy !req
419. Well, apparently you do!
You do... You're...Copy !req
420. You're tangled up in the...Copy !req
421. Wow! Saved by
unconventional architecture.Copy !req
422. May I please see your papers?Copy !req
423. Show me your papers or be destroyed.Copy !req
424. - Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
- Curse you, Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
425. Jinx! You owe me a soda.Copy !req
426. Get me!
I'm a Georgia O'Keeffe painting!Copy !req
427. Fourth and Main.Copy !req
428. What? No tip?Copy !req
429. Never mind. I'm good.Copy !req
430. Looks like they're gone.Copy !req
431. You're a secret agent?Copy !req
432. And you've been living with us
this whole time?Copy !req
433. Was that evil guy right?
Were we just a cover story to you?Copy !req
434. I mean, were you ever really our pet
or part of our family?Copy !req
435. Well, apparently not, 'cause
you didn't trust us enough to tell us.Copy !req
436. Anyone else around here
leading a bizarre double life?Copy !req
437. Put your hand down, Ferb.Copy !req
438. You're a secret agent!
He's a secret agent!Copy !req
439. You're right, Ferb. We've got to
concentrate on the task at hand.Copy !req
440. We've got to get back to our dimension,
and I don't even know where to start!Copy !req
441. That's right! The remote!
I knew that would come in handy.Copy !req
442. All right, let's go home.Copy !req
443. Wait, that's not our dimension.Copy !req
444. Nope.Copy !req
445. Now this thing's broken.
We're gonna need some help.Copy !req
446. I know! Let's go find us!Copy !req
447. Wait, I just realized,Copy !req
448. you could have been cleaning
your own litter box this whole time!Copy !req
449. We are not done with this conversation.Copy !req
450. So tell me, other dimension me,
what do you see here?Copy !req
451. An ordinary platypus.Copy !req
452. And now what do you see?Copy !req
453. Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
454. You know, I'm starting to seeCopy !req
455. why you haven't become ruler
in your dimension.Copy !req
456. All right, Mr. Eviler-Than-Thou,Copy !req
457. just how did you manage to
take over the tri-state area anyway?Copy !req
458. Simple, I used an army of big,
scary robots.Copy !req
459. We should do Iunch sometime.Copy !req
460. Wow, that is scary.Copy !req
461. I tried that robot thing once, too.Copy !req
462. I hid the self-destruct button
on the bottoms of their feetCopy !req
463. so no one could reach them.Copy !req
464. And march!Copy !req
465. I think I've said enough.
I still don't get it.Copy !req
466. If we're the same person, why are you
so much better at being evil than me?Copy !req
467. True evil is born through pain and loss.Copy !req
468. You see, when I was a small boy
back in Gimelschtump,Copy !req
469. I had a toy train.Copy !req
470. Then, one day I lost it.Copy !req
471. Choo-Choo?Copy !req
472. - That's... That's it?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
473. That's your
emotionally scarring back-story?Copy !req
474. That's your great tragedy?Copy !req
475. Dude! I was raised by ocelots.
I mean, literally.Copy !req
476. Disowned by my parents and raised
by Central American wildcats,Copy !req
477. and you're telling me
you lost a toy train? That's all?Copy !req
478. That's all you got, really?Copy !req
479. I had to work as a lawn gnome!Copy !req
480. I was forced to wear
hand-me-up girl's clothing!Copy !req
481. Neither of my parents
showed up for my birth!Copy !req
482. Well, how did you feel
when you lost that toy train?Copy !req
483. I never lost that toy train...Copy !req
484. Well, maybe if you had,
you'd have done better.Copy !req
485. Since you have neglected to take over
your tri-state area,Copy !req
486. I think I'll go over there
and give it a shot myself!Copy !req
487. Great! We can be a team!Copy !req
488. Yeah, right. A team.Copy !req
489. Wait, was that sarcasm?Copy !req
490. No!Copy !req
491. Yeah! Right there! I'm pretty sure that's
my voice when I'm being sarcastic.Copy !req
492. Okay, Buford,
where are Phineas and Ferb?Copy !req
493. How should I know?Copy !req
494. They never showed up
for me to return serve!Copy !req
495. That's considered a forfeit
in catapult badminton.Copy !req
496. So I went to get some Victory Gum.Copy !req
497. A tradition as old as the game itself.Copy !req
498. Don't play with me, young man.
Where is the giant platypult they built?Copy !req
499. I don't know. Seems to have vanished.Copy !req
500. Really? Did you hear that, Stacy?Copy !req
501. The mysterious force
took the platypult awayCopy !req
502. before I, the grown-up, could see it.Copy !req
503. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure there's a perfectly
logical explanation for all of this.Copy !req
504. And they laughed at me
for installing a platypult tow rig!Copy !req
505. Who's laughing now, Wayne?Copy !req
506. The logical explanation
is the mysterious force.Copy !req
507. The real question is,Copy !req
508. why does it care so much
about my little brothers?Copy !req
509. Why doesn't it want them to get busted?Copy !req
510. Well, why don't you
ask it, Kierkegaard?Copy !req
511. What? Existentialist trading cards.
They came with the gum.Copy !req
512. Wait, he's right! I should just ask it!Copy !req
513. - I'll bet I can reason with it.
- Reason with it?Copy !req
514. Candace, it's a force that you made up.Copy !req
515. No, I know
what I'm talking about, Stacy!Copy !req
516. - Come on!
- Where are you going?Copy !req
517. To my back yard!
The heart of the mysterious force!Copy !req
518. Would you like to trade two Sartre
for a Nietzsche?Copy !req
519. All right.Copy !req
520. Sucker!Copy !req
521. Well, this should be our street.
But it sure looks different.Copy !req
522. Dad?Copy !req
523. Boys, what are you doing here?Copy !req
524. You'd better get inside
before the Doofbot catches you.Copy !req
525. I'm off to the factory. See you next week.Copy !req
526. Wow! Well, I guess
we'd better get inside.Copy !req
527. You might want to...Copy !req
528. I mean, these guys might not know that
you're not really a... You know.Copy !req
529. Boys! I thought you were in your room.
Get inside!Copy !req
530. And get your dooferalls back on
before someone sees you.Copy !req
531. If you need me,
I'll be hiding in the basement.Copy !req
532. That was weird.
Let's find the other us's.Copy !req
533. And... Hey, I got a one!Copy !req
534. Pick a Doofopoly instruction card!Copy !req
535. "Conform." I can do that.Copy !req
536. Hi, guys.Copy !req
537. No! They're replacing us!Copy !req
538. I must not have conformed
quick enough.Copy !req
539. No, no, it's not like that.Copy !req
540. We're you guys
from another dimension.Copy !req
541. - Different dimension? Is that allowed?
- Apparently.Copy !req
542. Look! Perry's back!Copy !req
543. Where have you been?
We've missed you so much.Copy !req
544. Phineas, he's not your Perry.
He came with us.Copy !req
545. Sorry.Copy !req
546. Wait, can I hold him a little longer?Copy !req
547. It's just that, well,
he left one day and never came back.Copy !req
548. He's been gone for a long time,
and I'm really worried.Copy !req
549. All right, you know
the only time we're allowed toCopy !req
550. make noise is on Doofens Day.Copy !req
551. So keep it...Copy !req
552. Are there four of you in this room?Copy !req
553. Five, counting Perry.Copy !req
554. I see nothing.
I have plausible deniability.Copy !req
555. Boy, your Candace is much less
curious about what you're up to.Copy !req
556. What do you mean?Copy !req
557. Well, it seems like our Candace
has spent her entire summerCopy !req
558. focused on what we're doing.Copy !req
559. Summer? I think that was outlawed
a long time ago.Copy !req
560. You guys don't have summer?
Well, that's... That's terrible.Copy !req
561. Summer. It sounds dangerous
yet oddly compelling. What is it?Copy !req
562. What is summer?
Man, where do I begin?Copy !req
563. The days are longer
The nights are shorterCopy !req
564. The sun is shiningCopy !req
565. It's noticeably warmerCopy !req
566. SummerCopy !req
567. Every single moment is
Worth its weight in goldCopy !req
568. SummerCopy !req
569. It's like the world's best story
And it's waiting to be toldCopy !req
570. It's ice cream cones and cherry soda
Dripping down your chinCopy !req
571. It's summer! Man, where do we beginCopy !req
572. SummerCopy !req
573. It's ponds and pools and garden hoses
Trying to beat the heatCopy !req
574. SummerCopy !req
575. Bicycles and roller skates
And even just bare feetCopy !req
576. It's also surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-botsCopy !req
577. Or locating Frankenstein's brainCopy !req
578. Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continentCopy !req
579. Or driving our sister in...Copy !req
580. Wait, maybe we're going too fast.Copy !req
581. SummerCopy !req
582. It's crickets and cicadas
And a glass of lemonadeCopy !req
583. Summer
It's sitting with your brotherCopy !req
584. In the back yard
Under the shade of a big treeCopy !req
585. That's what it means to meCopy !req
586. The days are longer
The nights are shorterCopy !req
587. The sun is shiningCopy !req
588. It's noticeably warmerCopy !req
589. SummerCopy !req
590. Every single moment is
Worth its weight in goldCopy !req
591. SummerCopy !req
592. It's like the world's best story
And it's waiting to be toldCopy !req
593. It's ice cream cones and cherry soda
dripping down your chinCopy !req
594. It's summer
Man, where do we beginCopy !req
595. Wow. Summer sounds like a blast.Copy !req
596. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Like this summer for instance.Copy !req
597. We built a rollercoaster,
we became one-hit wonders,Copy !req
598. we traveled through time...Copy !req
599. This is a message for
other dimension Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
600. if you turn yourself in,
I promise not to hurt your little friends.Copy !req
601. if you don't, all bets are off.Copy !req
602. And then we launched ourselves
from a giant Perry the Platypult and...Copy !req
603. You are kidding me.
You're actually sneaking away again?Copy !req
604. So nothing's changed.Copy !req
605. Did it ever occur to you
that we could help you?Copy !req
606. That we could have made a great team?Copy !req
607. But I guess you can't have teamwork
without trust.Copy !req
608. You don't have to
sneak away anymore.Copy !req
609. We know your secret. You can just go.Copy !req
610. I walk away from you, my friendCopy !req
611. I hope that this is not the endCopy !req
612. Of all the times we figured outCopy !req
613. How to seize the dayCopy !req
614. As I walk awayCopy !req
615. You know, I used to think you couldn't
spell "platypus" without "us."Copy !req
616. Well, you can.
But it would just be "platyp."Copy !req
617. Well, I guess if you guys can't help us
fix the remote,Copy !req
618. we could check with Isabella.Copy !req
619. Who is Isabella?Copy !req
620. The girl who lives across the street.Copy !req
621. Mom says that talking to neighbors
can be dangerous.Copy !req
622. - It's true!
- Well, it's time you met her.Copy !req
623. Come on, you'll like her.Copy !req
624. What about the Normbots?Copy !req
625. Relax! We've been
avoiding them all day.Copy !req
626. If you're really careful, you can...Copy !req
627. Okay, we've got to be
more careful than that.Copy !req
628. May I please see your identification?Copy !req
629. Display your travel papers
or be destroyed.Copy !req
630. Display your travel...Copy !req
631. I can't stand these things.Copy !req
632. - Hey! It's Buford.
- Who are you guys?Copy !req
633. We're Candace's brothers.
We're going to Isabella's.Copy !req
634. Are you part of the Resistance?Copy !req
635. I used to be in the Resistance,Copy !req
636. but I got so good at it
that I started resisting them.Copy !req
637. Behold, the Other-Dimensionator!Copy !req
638. Actually, this is
the other Other-Dimensionator.Copy !req
639. The Other-Dimensionator is
back in the other dimension.Copy !req
640. Okay, step one is, push this button.Copy !req
641. Step two, stand back in awe!Copy !req
642. That's it?Copy !req
643. Now that I think about it,Copy !req
644. those two boys made some
modifications to my designCopy !req
645. which may have allowed it to...
You know...Copy !req
646. - To work.
- Great, now I need those two boys?Copy !req
647. - Perry the Platypus!
- Perry the Platypus!Copy !req
648. Jinx! You owe me two sodas!Copy !req
649. Listen, Perry the Platypus,
I know I told youCopy !req
650. if you turned yourself in
I wouldn't hurt your friends,Copy !req
651. but change of plans!Copy !req
652. Now I need to hunt them down
which might involve a little hurting.Copy !req
653. I know that makes me a liar,
but hello! Evil!Copy !req
654. Come on,
Isabella's house is right through...Copy !req
655. What you doing?Copy !req
656. Isabella?Copy !req
657. - Do I know you?
- Hey, Isabella!Copy !req
658. Him I know. Buford, what do you want?
I thought you were resisting us?Copy !req
659. I was helping Candace's brothers
cross the street.Copy !req
660. Candace has two sets of twin brothers?Copy !req
661. No, he and I
are from another dimension.Copy !req
662. We're trying to get back.Copy !req
663. All right, girls, release them.Copy !req
664. Why would you want to
come to this dimension, anyway?Copy !req
665. Well, we didn't mean to come here.Copy !req
666. Now we can't get back
unless we can fix this device.Copy !req
667. Well, we may have someone
who can help you. Dr. Baljeet.Copy !req
668. - Baljeet!
- That's Dr. Baljeet to you!Copy !req
669. Were you not listening?
Here is the crux of your problem.Copy !req
670. Think of the universe and all
of the many dimensions as circular.Copy !req
671. The energy flows between
the dimensions like this, clockwise.Copy !req
672. Say this is your dimension
and this is our dimension.Copy !req
673. You traveled with the flow of energy.
So going clockwise would be easy!Copy !req
674. Going counter clockwise would take
8 million gigawatts of energy,Copy !req
675. overloading the local power grid.Copy !req
676. I have prepared a little song
to help illustrate my point.Copy !req
677. if you travel through dimensions
Going clockwise makes it easyCopy !req
678. Going counter clockwise would take
8 million gigawatts of energyCopy !req
679. overloading the local power gridCopy !req
680. I know, it needs a chorus.Copy !req
681. Anyway, without the 8 million gigawatts,Copy !req
682. you would have to go clockwise,
the long way around.Copy !req
683. Theoretically, you would get home
but there is no tellingCopy !req
684. how many dimensions
you would have to go through.Copy !req
685. Well, do you think you can help us
get enough powerCopy !req
686. to open the window backwards
so we can get home?Copy !req
687. Well, we should probably
ask our leader.Copy !req
688. Ask your leader what?Copy !req
689. Who made the topiary
out of wild parsnips?Copy !req
690. I'm allergic,
and it's messing up my voice.Copy !req
691. Candace, you're
the leader of the resistance?Copy !req
692. What are you two doing here?Copy !req
693. Never mind, I'll deal with you later.
You two,Copy !req
694. I've been spending all these years
trying to keep my brothers safeCopy !req
695. and suddenly their faces are
all over the Doofen Channel.Copy !req
696. We're just trying to get home.Copy !req
697. Well, what's stopping you?Copy !req
698. - Right now? Quantum physics.
- Baljeet.Copy !req
699. We need to generate
8 million gigawattsCopy !req
700. for inter-dimensional travel.Copy !req
701. Then we've got work to do.Copy !req
702. - Isabella, start redirecting the power.
- Aye aye!Copy !req
703. Gretchen! Monitor the Doofen Channel.
Make sure we're not raising any alarms.Copy !req
704. - I'm on it.
- Buford, keep resisting.Copy !req
705. - No!
- Excellent.Copy !req
706. And will somebody
get rid of that topiary!Copy !req
707. Thank you.Copy !req
708. Great and powerful mysterious force!Copy !req
709. I know you are
just trying to protect my brothersCopy !req
710. but I am simply trying
to protect them, too,Copy !req
711. from their dangerous inventions.Copy !req
712. Show yourself so that
I may reason with you!Copy !req
713. Maybe we should build a shrine to it?Copy !req
714. Candace, that's...Copy !req
715. - It's a mysterious force!
- It's a mysterious force!Copy !req
716. Ferb! I think we got it!
It looks like home!Copy !req
717. What do we do now?Copy !req
718. I don't know.
I can't believe it actually worked.Copy !req
719. Well, thanks, everyone. Hey, where's...Copy !req
720. That's right.Copy !req
721. This just in. Our supreme leader
has announced the captureCopy !req
722. of public enemy number one, Perry
the Alternate-Dimension Platypus.Copy !req
723. I guess we won't be seeing him
any more except as a platyborg.Copy !req
724. It's 3:30.
We now conclude our broadcast day.Copy !req
725. Now go to bed!Copy !req
726. - We've got to save him!
- No.Copy !req
727. Too risky. You've got to get back
to your dimension.Copy !req
728. We're not going anywhere
without our platypus.Copy !req
729. I thought you told us
he was just using you as a cover.Copy !req
730. I know what I said. I was hurt.
But even if it was all an act,Copy !req
731. he's still a part of the family,
and we're not leaving him behind.Copy !req
732. I may never be able to open this again.Copy !req
733. It doesn't matter.
We're going back for him.Copy !req
734. - Well, then you're on your own.
- Fine.Copy !req
735. Just tell us where
Doofenshmirtz keeps his prisoners.Copy !req
736. - We have to help them!
- No, we don't.Copy !req
737. Yes, we do. Remember how we felt
when our Perry disappeared?Copy !req
738. Oh, criminy, I must be crazy.Copy !req
739. All right,
we can get there through the tunnels.Copy !req
740. - Yes!
- Let's suit up, people!Copy !req
741. You know what, Stacy?Copy !req
742. I'm tired of the mysterious force
pushing me around.Copy !req
743. - I'm going to show it who's boss.
- Candace, wait!Copy !req
744. I will try to keep it open
for as long as possibleCopy !req
745. but the window is very unstable.Copy !req
746. Even the slightest disturbance
will cause it to collapse.Copy !req
747. - Like that, for instance.
- Hey, Candace.Copy !req
748. You guys are so...
Wait, why are there four of you?Copy !req
749. Oh, these guys are from this dimension.Copy !req
750. Are we inside the mysterious force?Copy !req
751. I'm not sure I understand the question.Copy !req
752. And why is Isabella
suddenly fashionable?Copy !req
753. What do you mean, "suddenly"?Copy !req
754. Seriously, where are we?Copy !req
755. Candace, I'm sure
you have a million questions,Copy !req
756. but right now we have to save Perry
from being turned into a cyborg.Copy !req
757. - What?
- We'll explain on the way.Copy !req
758. So, how do I dress in your dimension?Copy !req
759. Hey, is that me? I look good!Copy !req
760. Oh, no. You two stay here.Copy !req
761. - But we want to help.
- That's an order!Copy !req
762. Wait, so in this dimension,
Perry is a secret agent?Copy !req
763. No, in this dimension he's a cyborg.Copy !req
764. So, where is he an agent?Copy !req
765. That would be in our dimension.
But we're not in our dimension now.Copy !req
766. Okay, I'm having trouble
processing this.Copy !req
767. Now I wish I hadn't thrown away
that pamphlet.Copy !req
768. And why are we in mine cars?Copy !req
769. This'll take us as far
as the underground entranceCopy !req
770. to Doof's headquarters.Copy !req
771. From there we go
up the ventilation shaft.Copy !req
772. The detainment center is on level four.Copy !req
773. And the snack bar's on level five!
If there's time.Copy !req
774. Buford.Copy !req
775. I'm just gonna get some nachos.Copy !req
776. So, if there's another me
and another them,Copy !req
777. then there must also be
a Jeremy Johnson here, too, right?Copy !req
778. Oh, yeah, Johnson, Jeremy.Copy !req
779. Leads a three-man strike team
on the north side. Good soldier.Copy !req
780. Good soldier?
That's all you think of him?Copy !req
781. Don't you think he's dreamy
or cool or even cute?Copy !req
782. Tell me at least you think he's cute.Copy !req
783. Cute doesn't win the war, kid.Copy !req
784. Well, I guess.Copy !req
785. But what do you guys
do around here for, you know, fun?Copy !req
786. Look, "Candace" is it?Copy !req
787. No offense,
but fun isn't really on my agenda.Copy !req
788. You know, since Doofenshmirtz
took over the tri-state area,Copy !req
789. even though I was a little girl,Copy !req
790. I've been focused on one thing
and one thing only.Copy !req
791. - He's going down, down, down.
- Down, down, down, I know.Copy !req
792. But what about BFF's?
Or slumber parties?Copy !req
793. Or busting your little brothers?Copy !req
794. Busting my brothers?Copy !req
795. I spent every day of my life
trying to protect my little brothers.Copy !req
796. I had to grow up pretty quick
around hereCopy !req
797. to make sure they didn't have to.Copy !req
798. Gee, you make growing up
sound like it's a bad thing.Copy !req
799. It is what it is. I'll do whatever it takes
to protect the ones I love.Copy !req
800. Thanks, sis!Copy !req
801. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
802. - We're here to help.
- Sir, we're nearing the target!Copy !req
803. Don't move!Copy !req
804. Okay, people, change of plans.Copy !req
805. This is as far as we go.Copy !req
806. We're not going to help them?Copy !req
807. No, we're gonna get you two home
where it's safe.Copy !req
808. - But we wanna...
- Look, this isn't our fight.Copy !req
809. It's their fight, and you two
shouldn't have gotten involved.Copy !req
810. Maybe none of us should have.
Now we're out of here.Copy !req
811. I don't remember it being
so dark down here.Copy !req
812. - Dark?
- That's because it's a trap!Copy !req
813. And if it was light,
you would have seen us and run away,Copy !req
814. hence ruining the trap!Copy !req
815. I think they get that.Copy !req
816. Perry!Copy !req
817. We... We, well, came to rescue you.Copy !req
818. So far it's not going
as well as we'd hoped.Copy !req
819. We didn't have a lot of time to,
you know, plan something elaborate,Copy !req
820. but I guess we could have created
some sort of diversion just in case...Copy !req
821. Yeah, we could have thought
this out more.Copy !req
822. I got you and I got your little friends, too!Copy !req
823. Game over! You lose! I win!Copy !req
824. Mark this the hour of your doom,
Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
825. Three forty... I got one of these watches
with just the little hash marks.Copy !req
826. It doesn't even have the numbers on it.Copy !req
827. Let's just say
it's between 3:30 and 4:00,Copy !req
828. Eastern Standard Time.Copy !req
829. Whoa!Copy !req
830. I told you, not between 3:30 and 4:00!Copy !req
831. They're getting away!Copy !req
832. I knew this was a bad idea.
All right, everyone in the cars!Copy !req
833. Go, go, go, go, go!
Isabella, start the motor!Copy !req
834. Yes, sir.Copy !req
835. I got it.Copy !req
836. You two, keep your heads down
and remember your training!Copy !req
837. We never had any training!Copy !req
838. Well, keep your heads down!Copy !req
839. Consider yourself trained.
This is going to be close.Copy !req
840. All right, you rust buckets. Let's dance.Copy !req
841. Can you do that?Copy !req
842. Well, apparently.Copy !req
843. I am so in love with her right now.Copy !req
844. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
845. If we can get to the north tunnel
before they get to us,Copy !req
846. I can trip the security door.Copy !req
847. Isabella, can you give us more throttle?Copy !req
848. It's all the way in, sir!Copy !req
849. All right, hang tough.
This is going to get hairy.Copy !req
850. Can we make those turns at this speed?Copy !req
851. Well, we're about to find out.Copy !req
852. There it is. We should be okay
if we can hold off these...Copy !req
853. - Can we do that?
- No. Keep your head down.Copy !req
854. We're slowing down, sir!Copy !req
855. Keep it on the floor!Copy !req
856. It's on the floor.Copy !req
857. There's too much track, sir.
I don't think we're going to make it!Copy !req
858. Everyone, to the front now!Copy !req
859. We're going to have to cut loose these...Copy !req
860. The motor's overheating!Copy !req
861. Sorry, guys. You're on your own.Copy !req
862. What are you doing?Copy !req
863. My job. Protecting you two.Copy !req
864. We've got to go back and help them.Copy !req
865. That's not our fight.Copy !req
866. But you just abandoned them!Copy !req
867. We could have made it!
We could have all made it!Copy !req
868. Or we could have all been captured,
and I wasn't going to take that chance.Copy !req
869. These are the tough choices, people.
Somebody's got to be the adult here.Copy !req
870. You two are safe,
and that's what's important.Copy !req
871. - But... But... But...
- End of discussion.Copy !req
872. Man, I had my heart set
on those nachos.Copy !req
873. Look, mysterious force,Copy !req
874. I feel a little awkward talking to youCopy !req
875. since I didn't believe in you at first
because, you know, it's crazy.Copy !req
876. But then I saw you eat my friend,
so I've made a little shrine here.Copy !req
877. It's nice.
There's a banana and Mr. Miggins.Copy !req
878. So I hope this makes up
for the whole disbelief thing.Copy !req
879. Are we... Are we good?Copy !req
880. Now you have no choice
but to fix my machine.Copy !req
881. - No.
- That's not one of your choices.Copy !req
882. - Fix the machine!
- No.Copy !req
883. Can I... Can I say something?Copy !req
884. So, I think I'm up-to-date
on the whole Perry Agent thing.Copy !req
885. Strangely, that's the most normal thing
that's happened this afternoon,Copy !req
886. but who exactly is this guy?Copy !req
887. - Fix it!
- No.Copy !req
888. Look, I would make myself do it
but apparently he's an idiot.Copy !req
889. - Hey!
- Fix the machine!Copy !req
890. - No.
- All right, then, you've forced my hand.Copy !req
891. Fix the machine!Copy !req
892. - No.
- Really?Copy !req
893. When I was your age, I did anything
a puppet told me to do.Copy !req
894. How old do you think we are?Copy !req
895. I don't know. One, two?Copy !req
896. You know, it's hard to tell
with the one eye.Copy !req
897. Anyway, I don't know why
you're being so uncooperative.Copy !req
898. All I'm asking you to do
is make my machine workCopy !req
899. so I can invade and conquer your world
and enslave your loved ones.Copy !req
900. See, that's just it.Copy !req
901. Why would we do something that would
lead to our own self-destruction?Copy !req
902. Self-destruction?
Self-destruct... Wait a...Copy !req
903. Wait, that's it. I remember now.Copy !req
904. They took out my self-destruct button.Copy !req
905. I don't know why I put it back in,
but here.Copy !req
906. I'll just rewire this, like so, and there.Copy !req
907. It's working! It's working!
It's functioning properly!Copy !req
908. Well, look who just became redundant.Copy !req
909. Send them to their doom!Copy !req
910. Yes, her, too.Copy !req
911. Yes, yes, everyone.Copy !req
912. - Doom, doom, doom and doom.
- Doom!Copy !req
913. Jinx! You owe me three sodas.Copy !req
914. Okay, doom for him, too.Copy !req
915. What? But I'm you!Copy !req
916. Doom!Copy !req
917. Wow, if I had a nickel for every time
I was doomed by a puppet,Copy !req
918. I'd have two nickels.Copy !req
919. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird
that it happened twice, right?Copy !req
920. Welcome, doomed guests.Copy !req
921. Come on, keep trudging.
Doom is thataway.Copy !req
922. I would say, so far,
adulthood gets about a three.Copy !req
923. You know,
this may be as good as it gets.Copy !req
924. And now for my all-time
favorite game.Copy !req
925. Poke the Goozim with a stick.Copy !req
926. Surrounded by lava.Copy !req
927. My second favorite game
is backgammon. Love it!Copy !req
928. Hold the phone. I could be useful.Copy !req
929. What if you need a kidneyCopy !req
930. or a stand-in for boring functions
you have to attend?Copy !req
931. Or another kidney?Copy !req
932. Doom!Copy !req
933. Pooh.Copy !req
934. Cranky, cranky, cranky.
Oh, I love the crank!Copy !req
935. I'll be honest, Ferb.Copy !req
936. I'm having a hard time
putting a positive spin on this.Copy !req
937. Blah, blah, blah,
two-car garage, etcetera.Copy !req
938. Yeah? Well, welcome to my life!Copy !req
939. Whoa, deja vu-ish.Copy !req
940. Perry, check out that guard!Copy !req
941. Keys!Copy !req
942. Cool! Look out!Copy !req
943. Is this the plan?Copy !req
944. Tell me this isn't the plan!Copy !req
945. You are tampering
with the property of...Copy !req
946. Let's make omelets!Copy !req
947. Can you get a little more
lift out of this thing?Copy !req
948. I think I just bruised a kidney.Copy !req
949. My bicycle is missing!Copy !req
950. Yes! Go, Goozim!Copy !req
951. - It's muffin time, sir.
- Already?Copy !req
952. Okay, I see where
you're going with this...Copy !req
953. I officially prefer our dimension!Copy !req
954. This may not be
the best time to tell you,Copy !req
955. but I actually flunked
jungle gym in grade school.Copy !req
956. I just couldn't get the hang
of all the climbing...Copy !req
957. Oh, great, you caught it! Unlock me!Copy !req
958. Are you even paying attention?Copy !req
959. That's right. It can wait. Later!Copy !req
960. More guards!Copy !req
961. - It's muffin time, sir!
- You're broken!Copy !req
962. Yay, other dimension Candace!Copy !req
963. Phineas!Copy !req
964. Catch!Copy !req
965. The remote!Copy !req
966. Perry, let go!Copy !req
967. What? No, no, don't let go.Copy !req
968. Perry! Trust me!Copy !req
969. Two words! La-va!Copy !req
970. Trust me!Copy !req
971. They opened another portal!
Go after them!Copy !req
972. And her!
That banshee screaming girl.Copy !req
973. Get her, too!Copy !req
974. Thanks, Perry the Platypus.Copy !req
975. Stop where you are. You cannot leave.Copy !req
976. I use aggression
to mask my insecurities!Copy !req
977. The portal!Copy !req
978. Boy, I could go for a lemonade.Copy !req
979. The portal closed, sir.Copy !req
980. Oh, pooh.Copy !req
981. Oh, well. Time to start the invasion!
And somebody get me a muffin!Copy !req
982. But it's not muffin time, sir!Copy !req
983. All right, follow me.
We're going around clockwise.Copy !req
984. if there's no hospitality
Just get out of townCopy !req
985. You can't be lying on formality
And saying...Copy !req
986. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
987. You've got no obligations
Nothing holding you downCopy !req
988. Find a new situation
And sayCopy !req
989. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
990. You've got no time to waste
on sentimentalityCopy !req
991. Get out and find yourself
a brand-new realityCopy !req
992. You've got to find yourself
a brand-new realityCopy !req
993. A particle duality
A new dimensionalityCopy !req
994. - Yeah, yeah!
- I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
995. Sometimes it's appropriate
To stop for a snackCopy !req
996. if you do then I hope you get backCopy !req
997. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
998. Hopping clockwise through dimensions
ls a dangerous thingCopy !req
999. But it seems to help a lot if we singCopy !req
1000. And we can sing aboutCopy !req
1001. A brand new reality
A brand new realityCopy !req
1002. A brand new realityCopy !req
1003. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
1004. A brand new reality
A brand new realityCopy !req
1005. A brand-brand-brand-brandCopy !req
1006. I guess I'll see you aroundCopy !req
1007. All right, how about
two Kafkas for your Dostoyevsky?Copy !req
1008. Stop wasting my time, Buford.Copy !req
1009. Wait, I think this is it.Copy !req
1010. - Where have you guys been?
- This is it!Copy !req
1011. I spy with my one little eyeCopy !req
1012. a new tri-state area that's
one dictator short of a dictatorship.Copy !req
1013. Well, that's all about to change.Copy !req
1014. Pretty soon I'll be ruling
over two tri-state areas,Copy !req
1015. a virtual six-state area!Copy !req
1016. Fly, fly, my Normbots!
We've got some oppressing to do!Copy !req
1017. Why is Perry wearing a hat?Copy !req
1018. We don't have time to explain.
We've got to try and stop an evil...Copy !req
1019. It's too late!Copy !req
1020. They're never going to fire her and...
Hey, did you see that?Copy !req
1021. No, I... What's going on?Copy !req
1022. Oh, my!Copy !req
1023. - What is it?
- It's a comb over!Copy !req
1024. I know, I should really just shave it.Copy !req
1025. Not happening. Not happening.Copy !req
1026. My watermelon!Copy !req
1027. All vehicles must stop.Copy !req
1028. It's okay! It's a rental!Copy !req
1029. Oh, great!
Albuquerque '93 all over again.Copy !req
1030. I wish other-dimension
Candace was here.Copy !req
1031. She took out, like, 30 of themCopy !req
1032. - with a giant stone lawn gnome.
- Agent P! Our agents are beingCopy !req
1033. overwhelmed by the sheer number
of robots coming into our dimension.Copy !req
1034. You must get to Doof's headquarters
and stop him.Copy !req
1035. Aye, aye, sir. We're ready to serve.Copy !req
1036. Oh, no. You kids need to go home
where it's safe.Copy !req
1037. With all due respect, sir,
we've been through quite a lot together.Copy !req
1038. We're a team now.Copy !req
1039. Nope, far too dangerous.Copy !req
1040. And besides,
our insurance won't cover it.Copy !req
1041. Tell them, Agent P.Copy !req
1042. Come on, Perry.
Let's go kick some robot chassis!Copy !req
1043. Perry?Copy !req
1044. Wow, I guess we're going home then.
Hey, where's Dr. D?Copy !req
1045. - Hello?
- Hello, Mrs. Thompson? It's me, Heinz.Copy !req
1046. I think I left my keys
in the other dimension.Copy !req
1047. Can you buzz me in?Copy !req
1048. - Who is this?
- Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Your neighbor.Copy !req
1049. For, like, 12 years.Copy !req
1050. - Who?
- I live in the penthouse.Copy !req
1051. I wear lab coats a lot.Copy !req
1052. I speak with the accent
I am currently speaking to you with.Copy !req
1053. Just like my neighbor upstairs.Copy !req
1054. Yes, exactly!Copy !req
1055. He's not home.
You'll have to come back later.Copy !req
1056. No, no, wait.Copy !req
1057. This is just beautiful.Copy !req
1058. I decide to do the right thing,
and I end up in a cell.Copy !req
1059. Well, at least my brothers are safe.Copy !req
1060. What lesson am I supposed
to be learning here?Copy !req
1061. I'm Jeremy Johnson.
I'm here to rescue you.Copy !req
1062. Johnson, Jeremy?Copy !req
1063. Yes, sir.
And I picked up a couple new recruits.Copy !req
1064. We found a way to bypass
the entire security grid. It was cool.Copy !req
1065. What? You brought my little brothers?
Are you out of your mind, soldier?Copy !req
1066. I didn't know they were your brothers,
but I should have known.Copy !req
1067. They're smart and courageous,
just like you.Copy !req
1068. You think I'm smart and courageous?Copy !req
1069. Well, yeah, sir.Copy !req
1070. Good work, soldier.Copy !req
1071. We should really get out of here
while we can.Copy !req
1072. Most of the Normbots are away
in the other dimension.Copy !req
1073. We can slip away pretty easily.Copy !req
1074. The Normbots are
in the other dimension?Copy !req
1075. This isn't the time to escape.Copy !req
1076. This is the time to make our move.
Let's go!Copy !req
1077. - Yes, sir!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
1078. Boys, wait. Thanks for rescuing me.
I'm really proud of you both.Copy !req
1079. And we're proud of you, too, sir.Copy !req
1080. I got nachos! Who wants some?Copy !req
1081. Nobody?Copy !req
1082. Mysterious force,
you can see I'm really trying here.Copy !req
1083. Please bring back Candace!Copy !req
1084. Oh, hi, Stacy.Copy !req
1085. And I also want a car.Copy !req
1086. I still can't believe
Perry wanted us to go home.Copy !req
1087. I mean, look at this.Copy !req
1088. There's robots all over the tri-state
area. And now for the weather.Copy !req
1089. There's robots, Phil! Robots!Copy !req
1090. You'd think he'd need
all the help he could get...Copy !req
1091. Hey, what's that?Copy !req
1092. Ferb, do you hear that?Copy !req
1093. It's Perry's locket.Copy !req
1094. It's like a homing device.Copy !req
1095. Shall we?Copy !req
1096. This must be Perry's lair.Copy !req
1097. Welcome, Phineas and Ferb.
Please insert the key.Copy !req
1098. Do you have a key?Copy !req
1099. Please insert the key.Copy !req
1100. Good try.Copy !req
1101. Please insert the key.
Please insert the key.Copy !req
1102. That's odd. It's a shaped keyhole.
It kind of looks like...Copy !req
1103. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1104. Phineas and Ferb, this message
is top secret, for your ears only.Copy !req
1105. if you are hearing this, the tri-state area
is at emergency alert level Alpha Red.Copy !req
1106. Agent P needs your help.Copy !req
1107. How does he know
we'll know what to do?Copy !req
1108. He knows you will know what to do.Copy !req
1109. He also knows you two are
the only ones capable of helping himCopy !req
1110. because you two are the only ones
capable of creating these.Copy !req
1111. Auto-scan replication initiated.Copy !req
1112. Ferb, I think I know
what we're gonna do today.Copy !req
1113. You have a new leader.Copy !req
1114. Put on your dooferalls. 36-inch waist.Copy !req
1115. No way! I'm a 34!Copy !req
1116. So, I guess you trusted us after all.Copy !req
1117. I was wrong. It was not for me!Copy !req
1118. Heads up!
Platyposterior coming through!Copy !req
1119. Now this is what I call busting.Copy !req
1120. All right, everyone!
Let's kick some robot chassis!Copy !req
1121. Yeah!Copy !req
1122. All right, that is very good.Copy !req
1123. Phineas! Anything we can do?Copy !req
1124. Yeah! Musical accompaniment!Copy !req
1125. We're gonna kick some robot chassisCopy !req
1126. So you better tell your robot nationCopy !req
1127. To say a robot prayer
'Cause you better prepareCopy !req
1128. For an automaton annihilationCopy !req
1129. You think you're gonna take us downCopy !req
1130. Well, mechanical man, you just try itCopy !req
1131. You're gonna ride that rail out of townCopy !req
1132. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1133. I think you know what I meanCopy !req
1134. This is a robot riot
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1135. And sell you for scrap metal
But I'll keep enoughCopy !req
1136. To build myself a trampolineCopy !req
1137. 'Cause your momma was a blenderCopy !req
1138. And your dad was just
a washing machineCopy !req
1139. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1140. I'm gonna break you up
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1141. I'm gonna take you
to a chop shop downtownCopy !req
1142. You know that you'll be dreading
This android ArmageddonCopy !req
1143. I think you better check your fluids
'Cause I know you're sweatingCopy !req
1144. You know you're gonna lose
And sing the robot bluesCopy !req
1145. You'll blow a fuse
And take a robot snoozeCopy !req
1146. I will deactivate you
Because I kind of hate youCopy !req
1147. Don't want to beat around the bushCopy !req
1148. - We're gonna decimate you
- This is a robot riotCopy !req
1149. Oh, man, it's onCopy !req
1150. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1151. I'm gonna rip you up
And put you back togetherCopy !req
1152. In a new configuration
Just to mow my lawnCopy !req
1153. 'Cause your sister is a fridge
And you know her light is always onCopy !req
1154. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1155. Robot riot...Copy !req
1156. We've got to do
something about that portal.Copy !req
1157. Ferb! We're gonna go
try to close the portal!Copy !req
1158. This is a robot riotCopy !req
1159. I'm gonna rip you up
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1160. I'm gonna take you
to the chop shop downtownCopy !req
1161. I'm gonna rip you up
I'm gonna break you downCopy !req
1162. I'm gonna take you
to the chop shop downtownCopy !req
1163. What?Copy !req
1164. I've had just about enough of you, you...Copy !req
1165. What is on this!Copy !req
1166. I was wrong, Stacy, about everything.Copy !req
1167. I'm not a grown-up.
I can't control mysterious forces.Copy !req
1168. I can't even get my mom
to see what my brothers are doing!Copy !req
1169. Stacy, that's it! I can't get my mom
to see what my brothers are doing!Copy !req
1170. Candace, where are you going?Copy !req
1171. I'm gonna bust my brothers to my mom!Copy !req
1172. And I'm gonna fail!Copy !req
1173. No, it's Heinz Doofenshmirtz.Copy !req
1174. You borrowed sugar from me
this morning.Copy !req
1175. I don't have any sugar.Copy !req
1176. I had to borrow some
from my neighbor this morning.Copy !req
1177. Yeah. That's me!Copy !req
1178. He's a nice man,
but I hear he's divorced.Copy !req
1179. That she remembers.Copy !req
1180. Mom!Copy !req
1181. Candace, what are you doing here?Copy !req
1182. You got to come outside
and bust the boys!Copy !req
1183. I'm not leaving now.Copy !req
1184. The girl is about to forgive the guy
for the cliché misunderstanding.Copy !req
1185. Well, after she battles these robots.Copy !req
1186. This 3-D is amazing!Copy !req
1187. Ferb, we'll handle it down here.Copy !req
1188. Go help Phineas!Copy !req
1189. Come on, you stupid thing. Work!Copy !req
1190. So that dish must be
what's controlling the robots.Copy !req
1191. Maybe I don't need to close the portal
if I could just take out that...Copy !req
1192. Yeah!Copy !req
1193. No, you don't.Copy !req
1194. Now the baseball is on the other foot.Copy !req
1195. Or however that saying goes, I'm not...
I'm not really sure.Copy !req
1196. Hey, hey, hey, where are you going?Copy !req
1197. You know, all that's going to happen
from you guys coming up hereCopy !req
1198. is that I'm going to have
a brand-new platyborg.Copy !req
1199. And maybe even a boyborg!Copy !req
1200. Try saying that five times fast.Copy !req
1201. Boyborg, boyborg, boyborg,
boyborg, boyborg...Copy !req
1202. I guess it's not that hard, never mind.Copy !req
1203. You know something, kid?Copy !req
1204. You've been a thorn in my side
all day long.Copy !req
1205. But that's about to change right now!Copy !req
1206. No!Copy !req
1207. My babies! No, what have you done?Copy !req
1208. It's weird that
Perry's a secret agent, huh?Copy !req
1209. Yeah, but it was obvious in retrospect.Copy !req
1210. Has anyone seen my pants?Copy !req
1211. Yeah, they're over there.Copy !req
1212. Wolverines!Copy !req
1213. Mom, if you care one iota about me,Copy !req
1214. your family, and your city,
you'll come outside with me right now!Copy !req
1215. Well, I guess I could use
some more popcorn.Copy !req
1216. Great! Come on, come on,
come on, come on!Copy !req
1217. Ferb! Bro, I just hit
the best home run ever!Copy !req
1218. Now, tremble before me!Copy !req
1219. No, I'm down here.
See, one last trick up my sleeve.Copy !req
1220. It's me! I'm the trick up my own sleeves,Copy !req
1221. 'cause I'm in the sleeve, get it?Copy !req
1222. Pearls before swine.Copy !req
1223. Hope you got your 3-D glasses
'cause I'm coming at you!Copy !req
1224. Yeah!Copy !req
1225. Hey!Copy !req
1226. What? I'm kind of in the middle
of something here.Copy !req
1227. I got a little something just for you.Copy !req
1228. Here.Copy !req
1229. Choo-Choo!Copy !req
1230. Yeah, it's mine.
See, I told you I never lost it.Copy !req
1231. It was in a box in my pantry labeled
"VHS tapes."Copy !req
1232. Go figure. Anyway, you can have it.Copy !req
1233. I can't believe it! Choo-Choo, it is you!Copy !req
1234. Heart melting, back-story resolving,
evilness diminishing.Copy !req
1235. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
1236. You know, I don't even know
what I was thinkingCopy !req
1237. with the whole evil robots thing.Copy !req
1238. Actually, when I look around,
I'm really embarrassed.Copy !req
1239. Let me clean this up.
Look! Self-destruct button.Copy !req
1240. You.Copy !req
1241. Yeah. Here we go!Copy !req
1242. Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
1243. Do I even need to say
"there's nothing there" anymore?Copy !req
1244. Mom, you can say it all you want.
There's nothing there!Copy !req
1245. Whoo-hoo! I did it, I saved the world!Copy !req
1246. You can go back to your movie now.Copy !req
1247. Yeah, you know what?
We're totally cool now.Copy !req
1248. I'm just gonna go return to my homeCopy !req
1249. and live out the rest of my days
with my Choo-Choo. Okay then, ciao!Copy !req
1250. Home. It's good to be...Copy !req
1251. Book him, ladies.Copy !req
1252. You know, my crimes against humanity
had just completely slipped my mind.Copy !req
1253. Hey! Did you guys just see that?
I saved Danville!Copy !req
1254. Good job, soldier.Copy !req
1255. So what'll you do now?Copy !req
1256. Wow, I haven't thought of anything
but busting Doofenshmirtz for years.Copy !req
1257. - I don't know.
- Well, I know what interests I'd pursue.Copy !req
1258. Hey! Here you all are.Copy !req
1259. I'll take that under consideration.
What about you, Candace?Copy !req
1260. You know, after all of this,Copy !req
1261. I'm gonna give myself
a little more time to be young.Copy !req
1262. It's not such a bad place to be.Copy !req
1263. You know what? Me, too.Copy !req
1264. Hey, I just wanted to say thanks
for telling us all about summer,Copy !req
1265. you know, opening our horizons,
and teaching Ferb classical guitar.Copy !req
1266. Hey! It's our Perry! Perry!Copy !req
1267. Looks like the evil
was fried right out of him.Copy !req
1268. Sorry he's mostly made of metal now.Copy !req
1269. Are you kidding?
That makes him extra cool!Copy !req
1270. Thanks so much, guys.Copy !req
1271. I'm glad we could help.Copy !req
1272. Man, this has been
the greatest day ever.Copy !req
1273. Imagine how much fun
we can have togetherCopy !req
1274. now that we know you're a secret agent.Copy !req
1275. Yes, yes, the next 15 minutes
should be a real hoot.Copy !req
1276. Well, then, of course,
Agent P will be sent away forever.Copy !req
1277. - What?
- You didn't know?Copy !req
1278. - Didn't he give you a pamphlet?
- We threw it away.Copy !req
1279. - Does anyone read those things?
- I tried to warn you, sir.Copy !req
1280. Kids, I'm sorry but now that
Agent P's cover has been blown,Copy !req
1281. you won't be allowed
to see him anymore.Copy !req
1282. That's why you didn't want us
to know your secret.Copy !req
1283. So we'll never see Perry again?
There has to be another way.Copy !req
1284. Sorry, Phineas. It isn't safe.
You know too much.Copy !req
1285. Now I never wished so much
that I could unknow something.Copy !req
1286. Sir, maybe there is a way.Copy !req
1287. What about
Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Amnesianator?Copy !req
1288. I never built an Amnesianator.Copy !req
1289. I think I'd remember
building something like that.Copy !req
1290. Well, that might work.
But you'd all have to agree.Copy !req
1291. So our choice is to either
forget the best day ever,Copy !req
1292. forget the biggest adventure
we've ever had,Copy !req
1293. and forget meeting Agent P,Copy !req
1294. or remember today,
but never see Perry again?Copy !req
1295. Well, we've had a lot of great days.
But we only have one Perry.Copy !req
1296. Agreed.Copy !req
1297. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1298. All right, everybody.
Tall kids in the back.Copy !req
1299. Just need to do a little more
programming hereCopy !req
1300. and we'll be ready to roll.Copy !req
1301. Hey, buddy, Ferb and I
just wanted to say our goodbyes.Copy !req
1302. You know, we thought
we'd finally met the real youCopy !req
1303. when we found out you were Agent P,Copy !req
1304. but the fact is, pet, secret agent,
they're both the real you.Copy !req
1305. You are now and always have been
a great pet and a great friend.Copy !req
1306. We're gonna miss you, Agent P.Copy !req
1307. I love you, pal.Copy !req
1308. Sir, are you crying?Copy !req
1309. No, I'm sweating through my eyes.Copy !req
1310. Okay, sir. We're ready.Copy !req
1311. Okay, Karl. We're set.Copy !req
1312. - Major Monogram?
- Yes?Copy !req
1313. So none of us will remember
any of today?Copy !req
1314. That's right.Copy !req
1315. Good!Copy !req
1316. Isabella!Copy !req
1317. - Hit it, Karl!
- Wait! Wait, wait!Copy !req