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2. I'm Petey Wheatstraw,
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3. The high sheriff of Hell.
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4. I went with Notorius Fatty,
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5. and even made love
to old Lula Bell.
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6. I took today and brought
back yesterday!
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7. Took the 4th of July
and put it in June!
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8. And make leap year
jump over the moon.
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9. I'm not here to brag,
nor here to boast!
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10. I can sit on a tombstone
and produce baby ghosts.
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11. Why I can even remember
the day I was born!
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12. It was the day of that
great Miami, Florida storm!
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13. Release yourself.
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14. - He's coming!
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15. He's coming!
- He's coming!
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16. - Oh Jesus!
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17. He's coming.
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18. - Oh Jesus, my God.
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19. Doctor, doctor, doctor!
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20. I'm so glad you got here!
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21. She's almost ready now!
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22. Any minute now!
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23. - Help me Lord! (yells)
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24. - My God, she's gonna
have an elephant?
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25. - Is you trying to say my
wife screwed an elephant?
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26. - Just get me some water!
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27. Lots of hot water!
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28. - Hurry!
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29. Hurry!
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30. - It's gonna be all
right, just hold on.
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31. Oh my God!
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32. I've never heard
anything like this
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33. in my life before!
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34. Oh my Lord, oh my God!
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35. Is he coming, is he
coming, is he coming?
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36. Is he coming?
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37. - It's here, it's here.
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38. Oh doctor, oh doctor help me!
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39. Help me, Lord have mercy, Jesus!
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40. - Come on, come on down.
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41. Come on down, come on down.
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there, help me.
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43. Okay, okay.
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44. Ow!
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45. He bit me!
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46. He bit me!
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47. I got him, I got him.
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48. - You got him, doctor?
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49. - I got him.
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50. - Hurry, doctor, hurry!
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51. - Help me, mama,
you gotta help me!
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52. Come on, push!
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53. Bear down, bear down!
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54. Push, push, come on!
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55. Yes, yes, yes, he's coming!
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56. He's coming!
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57. My God, it's coming,
it's coming, it's coming!
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58. Bear down, bear down!
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59. - Whoa, whoa!
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60. - He's coming, push push!
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61. Oh, oh he's coming!
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62. Shees, oh my God!
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63. Are you sure this
isn't an elephant?
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64. Oh my God!
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65. - Ow, that hurts!
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66. - It's alive!
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67. It's alive!
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68. It's alive.
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69. - Don't no grandy
doctor soppy sucker
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get away with it.
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71. - Help me, help
me, help me, somebody help!
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72. Gotta come help me.
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73. Take him off me.
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74. Willy!
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75. - (yells)
Help, help me,
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77. Come on, please!
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78. - I know you, you the one that
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79. disturbed me every
night in my sleep!
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80. - But I'm your daddy, boy!
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81. - You stop it!
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82. Stop it right this minute, boy.
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83. And you get your little narrow
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84. - Thank you, doctor.
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85. How much do we owe you?
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86. - Nothing, nothing, just let me
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87. get the hell outta here!
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88. - Your name will be
Petey Wheatstraw.
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89. - Well if it ain't
little Petey Wheatstraw.
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90. - You mean Punky Wheatstraw.
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91. - Do not be alarmed.
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92. I am a friend.
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93. It took courage and bravery
to fight them as you did.
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94. - Imma get them back for this
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95. even if it takes my whole life,
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97. - Would you spend your
whole life seeking revenge?
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98. - What do you mean?
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99. Who are you anyway?
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100. - I am Bantu, and you?
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101. - Petey, Petey Wheatstraw.
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102. - Wisdom is the
way of the world.
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103. There's much you do
not understand, son.
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104. I will teach you the
ancient oriental ways.
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105. - You are ready now.
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106. I have taught you
all the mysteries
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art of self defense.
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108. - I owe you much, Bantu,
I am most grateful,
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109. but there's only one
thing that bothers me.
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110. - Yes?
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111. - Well this is
not what I dreamed
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112. of doing with my life,
I've always wanted
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113. to be on stage
making people laugh.
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114. You know a, a—
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115. - A comedian?
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116. - Yeah, so I can
try and save the
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117. world from some of its miseries.
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118. Is it possible?
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119. - Yes it's possible.
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120. Stand up.
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121. You will always love and respect
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122. those who always
love and respect you.
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123. You will take no
abuse from any man
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124. living or dead.
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125. You will use your wisdom as
a weapon against all evil.
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126. - Thank you.
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127. My my my my my, what an ass.
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128. I've always liked
women with big asses.
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129. - Some asses for need, but
this ass is for please.
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130. - I see we have another
comedian in the house!
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131. You still got a
lot of ass, mama.
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132. I say one thing,
if this place would
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everybody to haul ass,
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135. - Hey man, you can't talk
to my woman like that.
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136. - Shut up!
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137. Shut your ugly, old
time, ancient ass up!
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138. If you say one more word to me,
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139. I'll have that lady
take one of her
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the shit out of you.
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141. And I ain't lying either!
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142. Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you very much.
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143. I am what I am and I'm gonna be
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144. the very best of what I am.
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145. And for those who don't
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146. I don't give a damn.
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147. I'd like to thank
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148. me be myself, thank you!
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149. - Ladies and gentlemen, Petey!
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150. Petey, Petey Wheatstraw!
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151. - How did we do tonight, Jimmy?
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152. - Over the boat, Pete,
things looks good, brother
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153. We gotta hurry 'cause
we got a plane to catch.
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154. - Take me with you, Petey.
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155. - Oh Sheila, we've been through
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156. this many times, you
know the score, baby.
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157. - Sheila, baby, you
know how it is with
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to hang on in there.
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159. - You're gonna see that
Nell bitch, ain't ya?
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160. - Oh Sheila, listen,
you know the business,
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161. baby, I'll send
for you next week.
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162. - And what about Nell?
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163. - What about Nell, baby, you
know it's only me and you!
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164. - Sheila, baby,
don't be so uptight,
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165. I'll see that you get a
plane ticket next week.
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166. - Hey Petey, beautiful man,
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167. really good this time, we
got to do it again real soon.
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168. Y'all take it slow,
Jimmy, it was a pleasure.
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169. Don't mean to run,
but I got something
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170. planned for me, takin' off.
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171. - Hang in there, doc.
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172. Okay y'all, let's
get out of here.
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173. - I hope this little
business adventure
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174. turns out the way
it's supposed to.
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175. 100 grand is a lot of
money and this place
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holds over 200 people.
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177. - This is not it.
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178. We got a place over
on the East side
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180. And I guarantee you
this'll be the biggest show
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181. to hit this city
in quite some time.
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184. Right, Skillet?
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185. - Right!
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186. We've checked out all
the risks very carefully.
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187. Mr. White, we're gonna give you
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188. a 20% return on all your money.
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189. You won't be sorry.
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190. No siree.
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191. - I hope not.
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192. For that kind of money the
company can get a little ugly.
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think it's gonna work.
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194. Soft season, all the good
acts are on the road.
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money you'll be
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and pull 'em in.
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197. Now are you sure no
one's coming into town?
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198. - Mr. White, stop worrying.
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199. We have no competition
for at least
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from now, right Skillet?
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201. - Happy times are right
around the corner. (laughing)
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202. Mr. White, you about to become
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203. the luckiest investor
of the century.
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204. - Yeah, or lose and become the
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208. Keep the faith.
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209. - (laughs) And
keep the bankroll.
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210. Skillet, let's get started.
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211. - Yeah, let's get started.
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212. - (laughs) Madam Wright,
come on over here.
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213. Listen, we need singers.
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214. We need musicians,
we need dancers.
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217. - We gonna party now!
- That's right!
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218. - We living, brother!
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219. - Living? Living?
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220. Living between the
sky and the Earth
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221. and ain't touching dirt nowhere!
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222. - Nowhere! (laughing)
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223. - Yeah, that song so
good, and I'm your daddy,
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224. The Hit man, on XERA Radio!
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225. Moving right along, as
we told you earlier,
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226. it's celebrity time.
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227. The one and only Mr.
Excitement himself,
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228. Petey Wheatstraw,
what's happening man?
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229. I'm glad to be back in town.
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230. You know I'm opening
at Steve's Den
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gonna be a good show.
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233. Tell us about this 'cause I know
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right all situation.
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236. out there in radio
land I want to
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239. SO you can put some
Zip in your hip
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241. - Big fat girl
strutting in there but oh!
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242. - Just a minute baby.
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244. - I'll talk to you later, baby.
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245. - Be there!
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246. - Our opening night?
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247. The 15th?
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248. Leroy!
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249. Leroy!
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252. - Wait a minute!
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Petey Wheatstraw is in town.
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254. - You what?
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255. - He's gonna open show
there on June the 15th!
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256. Leroy, we can't stand
up to competition,
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said about his money.
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260. We dead, partner, what
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261. What we gonna do?
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him to postpone.
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266. - Dig it.
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267. - And if that don't
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269. Get Willy on the phone quick!
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270. - I'll get him on the phone.
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271. - Rack man, rack 'em up!
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you still ain't
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small dressing room,
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no small dressing room, man.
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282. - I got it looking
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286. See, people that have
love in their heart,
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288. Reach for the toilet paper,
wipe that shitty ass,
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larceny, they sit down
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because they have larceny,
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and peep at that shit.
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295. Anybody don't trust their own
asshole must have larceny.
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296. - And it still looks like a
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297. - Let me say this, Petey.
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298. We got the posters ready,
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299. and man we are ready
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300. - Steve, you mean to tell me
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to open next week?
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303. - Well never mind
all that Petey.
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304. Anyway, I put my boy
right over there.
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305. - Can I help, Ted?
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306. - No Larry, you'd
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307. - Oh Ted, you haven't seen your
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308. brother in four months,
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310. - Come on, 1.
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311. - Okay, you can help.
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312. I'll go and get changed
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313. - Matter of fact I'll kick in a
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315. - What?
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316. - Steve, you are
volunteering to pay somebody?
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317. - Don't you be so
cold on my man.
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318. - Oh baby, don't worry
about it, they only kidding.
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319. - Petey, why don't
y'all drink up man,
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320. my lady's fixin' to poo, we
got to get on out of here.
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321. - Let's drink a toast to
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322. Hey, stop!
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323. - God damn!
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324. These dope-headed
junkies make me sick!
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325. That's why niggers in the
ghetto can't have shit!
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326. - Hey you, get back!
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327. Jimmy, you should do
something, help him!
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328. - I got the money, what the
hell you think I can do,
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329. I can't take those damn junkies!
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330. - Shit!
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331. - Come on, nigger, scram, man!
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332. Come on!
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333. Come on, fight it!
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334. - Y'all got a lot of
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335. Penny addict junkies,
that's all you are.
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mama, you'll even take
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339. All right, you clowns,
up on your feet.
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my car and putting
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like you found it!
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342. All right, let's go!
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343. All right, move!
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344. Ladies and gentlemen, I want you
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breaking into your places!
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next time they do!
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- Yeah, boss?
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361. - Right.
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362. Castro, Brian, let's go.
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363. - But Leroy!
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369. - Change his mind?
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370. After what we did to Petey?
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372. - Petey knows the score now.
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377. - Don't think!
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380. - Look, what is it
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you on a little?
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390. - Shit.
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392. Yes, just a second.
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394. - Baby, this is
gonna be the shortest
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397. - Mmmhm.
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399. - Don't brother
me, you no business
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son of a bitch!
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fat slob partner
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money ya'll owe me!
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403. - (laughs) That's exactly
what I was calling you for.
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404. I want to pay you back,
but on one condition.
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I'll put my foot up you
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409. - Look Petey, Skillet and I are
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for a few months.
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your competition.
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my engagement!
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419. - So that's the way you
wanna play, huh nigga?
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420. Well you know two of us
can play that, you hear?
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423. - Nell, listen, I
want you to call
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because the shit
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428. This is money.
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429. Business, baby.
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430. As you know, romance without
finance is a damn nuisance.
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431. - Yeah?
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432. - I'm still following
this Jackson dude, boss.
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all over the place.
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so we'll bend him.
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438. - Mmm mmm, this is
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439. - Mmmhmm!
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442. - I don't know, why?
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443. - 'Cause
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447. She be too tired.
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448. - Well what do you
do in the meantime?
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449. - Swish!
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450. Play basketball 'cause I'm
gonna be a basketball star.
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451. - And skip school.
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452. Yeah, mama told me
what you been doing.
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453. Look, if you wanna
be a basketball star,
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454. you're gonna have to
stop skipping school.
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455. You think Jabbar skipped school?
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456. No he didn't and
neither can you.
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457. Now I want you to
raise your right hand
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458. and swear that you
won't skip again.
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459. Come on.
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460. Come on!
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461. - I swear I won't
skip no more school.
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462. If Jabbar didn't
then I won't neither.
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463. - My man!
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464. Now I want you to go
inside and tell mama
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465. I'll be a little late and
not to wait up for me.
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466. - Okay.
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467. Swish.
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468. - Two points.
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469. - You've been pretty
busy today, pal.
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470. Too bad you won't be able
to work like that tomorrow.
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471. "Cause your arm's
gonna be broke.
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472. - What are you
talking about, mister?
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473. Larry, go inside.
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474. - No, I'm staying with you.
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475. - I said go inside!
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476. - Ted, he's got a gun!
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477. - Larry, Larry!
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478. Larry!
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479. Larry!
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480. Oh my God, he shot my brother!
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481. - I can't see you, Ted.
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482. I feel, I—
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483. - Don't talk, Larry.
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484. It's gonna be all right.
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485. - I saw the whole thing,
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486. I got the license
plates and everything.
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487. I called the police
and the ambulance
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488. and they're on their way now.
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489. - I won't skip
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490. no more school.
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491. I promise not.
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492. - Oh no!
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493. - No!
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494. - Larry!
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495. - No!
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496. - Larry.
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497. My brother!
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498. Larry!
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499. - Oh God, Larry!
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500. - The Lord giveth.
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501. And the Lord taketh away.
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502. Blessed be the name of the Lord.
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503. The Lord is my Sheperd,
I shall not want.
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504. He makes me to lie
down in green pastures.
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505. s And lead me home
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506. - Don't panic!
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507. - Petey?
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508. Petey Wheatstraw.
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509. Petey Wheatstraw.
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510. - Who are you, man?
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511. - My card.
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512. - Lou Cipher?
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513. - A small mistake on
the part of the printer.
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514. Actually it's
pronounced Lucifer.
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515. - Are you responsible
for all this madness?
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516. - In most cases I am, but
in this particular instance
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517. I happened to walk
upon this disaster.
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518. You may stand up.
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519. - Where am I?
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520. Where am I?
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521. Where am I at?
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522. - Your new home, Petey, if
everything works out well.
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523. Well if you're wondering,
Petey, you're quite dead.
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524. - And what about all
of these other people?
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525. Are they?
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526. - The ones that
have been shot, yes.
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527. The others are, you
might say, out to lunch.
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528. - But what do you
want from me, man?
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529. - My my, you're quite direct.
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530. I like that.
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531. She will like that too.
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532. - She who?
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533. - We'll talk about that later.
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534. Your problem seems
to be right now.
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535. I have a proposition
to offer you,
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536. Petey, are you
willing to listen?
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537. - Your propositions you
always wind up on top.
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538. Just like the shit that
you done to Adam and Eve.
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539. - Oh Petey, I was young then.
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540. My salad days.
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541. My style today is much
more sophisticated.
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542. - Well what do you
want from me now?
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543. - A son.
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544. - A son?
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545. (laughs) You got to be sick!
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546. How in the hell can
I give you a son?
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547. - By simply marrying
my daughter.
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548. - What's in the
deal for me, man?
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549. - Gaze upon the root of all this
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550. madness as you put it.
(twinkling)
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551. - Well?
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552. - You don't have to worry
about Petey no more, boss.
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553. He's resting in peace.
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554. - Good.
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555. Now that he's resting in peace,
we can rest in peace too.
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556. Lively times!
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557. - Happy times!
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558. - Happy times, yeah.
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559. - Leroy and Skillet.
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560. I knew it was them two big
fat slobby son of a bitches!
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561. - Yes, they felt threatened
by your upcoming show in town.
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562. - Well why Kill a little
boy like that in cold blood?
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563. - If you would just calm
down a moment and listen,
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564. perhaps we can work things out.
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565. - I'm listening.
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566. - Marry my daughter
and give her a child.
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567. And I will arrange it for
you to have your life back.
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568. To strut and fret your
hour upon the stage again.
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569. Revenge will be yours,
Petey Wheatstraw.
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570. - No, this is madness
man, you got to be sick.
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571. - Well Petey, prepare to die.
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572. - Let your
wisdom be your weapon.
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573. Wisdom, wisdom, wisdom.
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574. - All right.
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575. I'll marry your daughter
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576. and give her this son
that you need so badly.
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577. By the way, what does
your daughter look like?
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578. - Gee, I hope beauty has nothing
to do with our proposition.
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579. - Oh hell no, man, uh uh.
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580. No no no, I won't marry
her, deal or no deal.
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581. Kill me, man, kill me, uh umm.
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582. - Yes, my daughter's
quite unfortunate.
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583. Very well, Petey.
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584. - Wisdom, wisdom.
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585. - All right, I'll marry her.
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586. - You'll be hearing from
me from time to time.
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587. It will be as though none
of this ever happened.
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588. - And the
Lord taketh away.
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589. Blessed be the name of the Lord.
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590. The Lord is my Sheperd.
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591. I shall not want.
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592. - (sobs)
Oh Lord, my baby.
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593. - Petey, how could
that be, I know—
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594. - Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy,
don't worry about it,
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595. I'll explain it to you later.
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596. Thank you, dear.
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597. - That's the way it was.
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598. I'm not lying.
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599. That's some crazy
shit, isn't it?
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600. - Crazy, yeah, but man you
making a deal with the Devil.
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601. You know how things
like that turn out.
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602. And anyway, I think
I'd rather be dead
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603. than marry someone ugly as that!
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604. - The main thing
man, I'm still alive.
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605. Now listen, I can
figure out a way
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606. to keep from marrying
the Devil's daughter,
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607. but the main thing we've got to
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608. deal with Leroy and
Skillet right now.
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609. - But Petey, I'm scared.
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610. Now you know how
powerful the Devil is,
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611. and if you cross him,
he's gonna be mad as hell.
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612. I mean heaven.
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613. Oh shit.
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614. - Oh Nell, you always
worry, now you know
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615. I can take care of things.
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616. Ted!
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617. Ted!
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618. Are you all right?
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619. - Man, I ain't gonna rest
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620. until I settle with
Scarf ace Willie.
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621. - Right this way, ladies.
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622. - It's that little punk again.
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623. - Come on, chump!
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624. Come on!
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625. - We'll fix his ass
for keeps it this time.
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626. Come on!
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627. - Hey man, come on, come on!
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628. - Thought you
would've done learned
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629. your lesson by now,
little brother.
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630. Guess you one of them
hard-headed niggers.
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631. Hold it, Bruce Lee!
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632. See now you too
dangerous to have around.
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633. I'm gonna arrange it so
you can be with Petey
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634. and your kid brother
for all time!
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635. Start praying, pal!
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636. - What's the matter, Willie,
the cat got your tongue?
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637. I oughta make you eat this gun!
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638. - But I thought—
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639. - Yes, tell your
boss I'm still alive
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640. and I'm mad as a hornet
in a bumblebee hive!
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641. I want you to tell
your boss that
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642. his days is numbered
and his luck is bad!
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643. So son of a bitch, (mumbles)!
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644. Now get your ugly ass on!
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645. Get!
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646. Move!
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647. - Why didn't you
let me finish him?
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648. - Oh Ted, there will be
revenge on all of them for you,
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649. don't worry about it.
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650. Let's make it.
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651. - Willie, you sure it was him?
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652. You're sure you got him?
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653. Well how in the hell
can he still be alive?
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654. - Maybe he missed him.
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655. - I know he was dead.
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656. Nobody could've stood the lead
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657. we pumped into him, nobody!
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658. I swear, Leroy!
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659. - I saw him get hit too, boss.
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660. He must've took about
four or five slugs.
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661. - Well how in the hell can he
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662. still be out there
walking around?
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663. Somebody tell me!
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664. - What we gonna do, Leroy?
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665. - Shut up and let me think!
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666. I gotta think.
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667. Phew, this is killing me!
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668. - Let him think,
everybody, let him think.
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669. - What happened to him?
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670. - I think Willie's smell
was too much for him.
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671. - I think I'm
gonna pass out too.
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672. - Willie, you get your
stinkin' ass out of here!
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673. Get out of here and go clean up!
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674. And get back here on the double!
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675. - Somebody open a window
or something, damn.
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676. - I've got it!
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677. - Well come on with it.
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678. - He lives in Nell's place.
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679. - Right.
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680. - We never did finish our
little party the other night,
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681. and now we're all alone
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682. and there's no one
here to bother us,
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683. so I'll just take the
phone off the hook.
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684. Well I'll be damned.
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685. Hello?
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686. Yes, just a second.
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687. It's for you, now don't be long.
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688. - Yes Petey, there's two things
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689. I neglected to tell you.
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690. One, you will have powers
beyond your wildest dreams.
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691. All you have to do is
use my magical cane.
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692. It contains all of my secrets.
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693. Two, you must be careful
where and how you use it.
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694. It will serve every
purpose you will ever need.
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695. All you have to do is
wield the cane, Petey,
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696. and my power is yours.
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697. - Well thanks for calling, Lou.
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698. - Well who's Lou?
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699. - Don't worry about it, baby,
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700. let me introduce you
to a friend of mine.
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701. - Oh at last, I'm
gonna put something
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702. on you you won't forget.
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703. - (mumbles)
(screaming)
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704. - (yelling gibberish)
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705. - Stop it!
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706. You guys are
tearing up my place!
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707. Police!
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708. Get away from me!
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709. Petey!
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710. Petey!
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711. Oh my vase, hey I'm not
through paying for this!
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712. Petey!
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713. Be careful!
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714. (screams) Petey, watch out!
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715. - Come on, come on, come on.
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716. Get up, come on.
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717. - Hello?
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718. Yes, just a second.
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719. It's for you.
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720. - Yes.
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721. - Petey, I suggest you
pick up that cane tonight.
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722. At the rate your friends
Skillet and Leroy are going,
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723. they might surprise
you at any moment.
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724. And you do want to protect
yourself the next time.
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725. - Thanks again.
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726. - Hello?
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727. Petey?
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728. What?
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729. Graveyard?
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730. Man, at a time like this?
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731. Aw shit.
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732. Petey!
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733. Petey!
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734. - Sure had a
wonderful time tonight!
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735. Oh shit, really blew my lid.
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736. Everybody tell me I did.
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737. Oh boy did I party up in
this (mumbles) tonight.
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738. Still takes me so
damn long to get home,
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739. gee, Maple's gonna be
wondering about me.
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740. My house look like it done got
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741. a little bit small too.
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742. Maple!
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743. Open the door, baby,
your baby home!
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744. Open the door, woman!
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745. Your (mumbles) out here,
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746. I know you're in
there, baby, let me in!
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747. That woman don't
wanna let me in.
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748. It's (mumbles), woman let me in!
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749. You won't come open,
well I'll just go all,
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750. I ain't gonna tell you where
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751. I'm going, somewhere else.
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752. That's what I'm gonna do.
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753. - Petey, what are we looking
for in this graveyard?
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754. - Just a little further.
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755. - Petey!
(groaning)
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756. Listen, listen!
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757. - I don't hear nothing, man.
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758. - Well I hear something, listen.
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759. - Come on, man, I
don't hear nothing.
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760. - That's it Pete!
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761. - Come over here, man.
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762. Come over here, you
scared fool you!
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763. - Cold down here
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764. Cold down here.
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765. - (laughs) Well no
wonder you cold,
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766. you damn fool, you done kicked
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767. all the dirt off of you!
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768. - Help me!
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769. - Come on, let's do
what we come here for
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770. and let's get out of here.
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771. - Oh shit man,
why you so scared?
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772. - Hell, this is a graveyard!
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773. - Let's put some
dirt on him, Jimmy.
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774. - Man, I ain't gonna
put nothing on him.
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775. Come on, let's get what
you got and get outta here!
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776. Come on, man!
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777. - Come on man, don't
be so scared, come on!
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778. Just a little further.
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779. Ah, there it is.
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780. The tire.
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781. - Man, shit, you come
out here to get a tire,
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782. now you could've gotten
a tire in the morning!
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783. - Now we can leave.
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784. I've gots what I come here for.
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785. - What's that for?
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786. - Come on, come on, come on,
let's leave, let's leave.
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787. Come on man, come on!
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788. Come back here, Jimmy!
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789. What's wrong with you?
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790. - Put those
corks in the cooler!
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791. How many times do I
have to tell you that?
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792. What is that plant
doing over there?
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793. Put it on the other
side of the building!
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794. - Right.
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795. - Then get up on that ladder and
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796. fix that better than that.
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797. Get that shit down from
there, and what are you doing?
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798. Move that out from over there!
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799. Let's get moving!
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800. - Hey boss!
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801. - Hello! (laughing)
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802. Mr. White!
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803. Mr. White, if this
ain't the best
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804. investment that you
ever made in your life,
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805. I'll stand on my head, it's big!
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806. - It's colossal.
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807. - It's not even open yet.
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808. Don't try and sell
me, sell tickets.
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809. - Oh they
selling by the hundreds
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810. Mr. White, by the hundreds.
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811. - Good.
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812. Now what about this
Wheatstraw character?
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813. I understand he's
opening a show nearby.
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814. Now I hope he's no
competition to you guys.
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815. - No siree, Mr. White.
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816. We already killed—
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817. - Uh, what my partner's
trying to say,
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818. we've killed the idea
of Mr. Wheatstraw
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819. opening a show here.
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820. See, he's a friend of ours.
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821. - Okay fine.
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822. Hold five tickets for me
and my friends, front row.
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823. - We'll announce
you too, Mr. White.
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824. Nothing's too good for
you and your friends,
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825. nothing's too good.
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826. - Maybe this is a
good deal after all.
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827. The wife will love it.
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828. She goes for stuff like this.
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829. Well I'll see you guys
tomorrow night at the opening.
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830. Oh, and break your legs.
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831. - He likes to make jokes.
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832. Oh Leroy.
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833. If Petey opens
the show, we dead,
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834. partner, we dead, you know that.
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835. - If I had good
people around working,
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836. Petey would've been out
the way a long time ago.
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837. - Boss, I'm telling
you, he's got
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838. some kind of power or something.
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839. I mean—
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840. - Boss, you know I don't
believe in that kind
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841. of shit either, but
it's true, it's weird.
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842. - Don't give me that
supernatural shit!
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843. You just didn't do your job!
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844. - No!
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845. - Willie, I'm giving
you one more chance.
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846. If you blow this one,
I'll knock your ass
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847. in the middle of next week and
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848. be ready for you again Saturday.
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849. You understand?
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850. - Boss, I—
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851. - Don't but boss me, I
want his show stopped!
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852. - Oughta ask the book, you
just didn't do your job, boy!
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853. - We've gone too
far to turn around!
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854. - Leroy and Skillet
has gone too far.
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855. They want their
cake and eat it too.
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856. You know, thicker.
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857. - Well you know how
greedy they are.
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858. Plus they've always
been jealous of you,
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859. haven't they, Jimmy?
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860. - You know how it is,
hun, I ain't got time
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861. to even think about
Skillet and Leroy.
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862. - I'm sorry I was late,
I just got off work
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863. and my piano player
couldn't make it,
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864. but I can sing acapella.
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865. - Damn, who in the
hell is that bitch?
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866. - She must be singing for Jimmy.
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867. - Singing for who?
- For you.
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868. - I ain't never see
that woman before.
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869. - Well she can't be
singing for Petey.
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870. - What's going on?
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871. What the shit is going on?
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872. - Better not (mumbles).
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873. - Petey, let go of the thing.
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874. - Who in there?
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875. - Petey, I told you that cane.
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876. - It's leading
me to the bathroom!
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877. Jimmy!
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878. Jimmy!
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879. A bomb!
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880. A bomb!
Copy !req
881. - Take it outside,
take it outside.
Copy !req
882. - Take it outside,
take it outside!
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883. - Hey, where's everybody going?
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884. Do I get the job?
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885. I got another number.
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886. - Get out of there, it's a bomb!
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887. Petey!
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888. Petey, are you all right?
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889. - Well damn, Petey,
look at that shit,
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890. them suckers are trying
to play for keeps!
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891. - Man, they tried to
blow up my damn joint!
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892. - Please give into 'em Petey,
Copy !req
893. somebody is gonna get hurt.
Copy !req
894. - We got to get
this shit straight!
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895. - Nell, go and get tickets
to Leroy and Skillet.
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896. - You damn right 'cause
I think we need to go.
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897. - What, Petey, are you crazy?
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898. Don't you know what
they'll do to you?
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899. - I'm gonna give them an opening
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900. that they will never forget!
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901. - Damn right!
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902. - Mister White! (laughing)
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903. - Good evening, boys.
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904. - Good
evening, Mr. White.
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905. - How you doing, sir?
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906. - Oh, this is my wife Joanne.
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907. And her sister Babs.
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908. - Good evening.
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909. - My my, she's more lovelier
than you ever described.
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910. - Right this way, folks.
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911. I got a front way table for ya.
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912. Right this way.
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913. - Hey man, don't I know
you from somewhere?
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914. - Hell no, man,
you don't know me.
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915. Jimmy, I'm so sick
and tired of these
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916. Americans talking
about they know me,
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917. let's get the girls
and leave here.
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918. - No man, do not
be like that, man.
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919. We come to see a
show, why don't we
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920. go in and enjoy ourselves,
do not worry about it.
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921. - Very well, step aside, you
fat-faced son of a bitch.
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922. - Have a good evening, man.
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923. - Thank you.
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924. Thank you.
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925. You've been listening
to the soul sounds
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926. of Clive Maron and Her,
it is showtime now.
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927. So let's welcome to the floor
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928. two of the funniest
men in show business.
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929. None other than
Leroy and Skillet!
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930. - Ladies and gentlemen,
let me introduce to you
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931. the ones that made it
possible for me and Skillet
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932. to bring this big
show to you tonight.
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933. Seated right here in front of me
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934. IS none other than
Mr. And Mrs. White
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935. and their beautiful guest,
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936. give 'em a great
round of applause!
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937. - Leroy!
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938. - Hey Skillet, what's going on?
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939. - I heard you were
smart, partner.
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940. - I am smart, Skillet.
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941. - You smart?
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942. - I'm smart, Skillet.
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943. - If you're so smart,
answer me this.
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944. - Answer you what?
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945. - If you have $23.18
in one pocket.
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946. - $23.18 in one pocket.
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947. - And $13.42 in
the other pocket.
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948. - $13.42 cents in
the other pocket.
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949. - What would you have?
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950. - I'd have on
somebody else's pants,
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951. they sure wouldn't be mine.
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952. - Do it now, Petey, do it now.
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953. - Uncross your legs
whitey, you gonna choke
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954. your fool self to death.
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955. - Leroy!
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956. What's the matter with you?
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957. - I don't know, Skillet.
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958. I opened my mouth
and it just came out.
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959. - Sorry folks, I hope
you didn't get offended.
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960. My partner gets carried
away a little bit at a time.
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961. - Speaking of carrying away,
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962. they should carry
this bitch away
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963. sitting on that
blue satin bed sheet.
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964. What's the matter, mama,
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965. you think a nigger don't know
a bed sheet when he see one?
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966. - Leroy!
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967. You gonna get us killed, man!
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968. - I really don't know
what's happening.
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969. - It's working,
Petey, it's working.
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970. - Sorry, folks.
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971. I hope we didn't put too much
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972. water in your damn drinks.
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973. You assholes!
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974. Oh what am I saying?
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975. - Moving right along, folks.
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976. We'd like to bring
our next act to you.
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977. So let's meet and
greet Miss Tami Small.
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978. Come on, Skillet,
let's get outta here!
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979. - Petey, how did you
make that cane do that?
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980. - Tami, what the hell
happened to you up there?
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981. (distorted voice)
What happened?
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982. - Now I will fix
both of 'em for good!
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983. - What the hell's
going on out there?
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984. - I don't know.
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985. Sound like they're
tearing the place apart.
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986. - What's goin' on in there?
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987. Where's the key?
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988. Where is it?
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989. I don't know, I
can't find the key!
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990. - What's the matter, chump?
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991. Can't find your key?
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992. - You got it all wrong!
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993. No, no!
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994. - I'm gonna take you
apart piece by piece!
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995. Then I'm gonna kill you!
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996. Like you killed my brother!
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997. What's the matter, Willie?
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998. - Leroy!
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999. - What is it, Skillet?
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1000. - You should've
remembered what I told ya!
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1001. - What was that, Skillet?
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1002. - Money's the root of all evil!
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1003. - Well Skillet, it
look like they've
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1004. been (mumbles) our root.
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1005. - Wait a minute!
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1006. Wait a minute, (mumbles)!
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1007. - That'll take care of them two
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1008. big fat slobby son of a bitches.
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1009. - Right on, Petey, let's go.
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1010. - Oh Jimmy, where's Ted?
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1011. - Don't you die on me, man!
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1012. Don't you cheat me!
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1013. You (mumbles) don't
cheat me out of this!
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1014. Don't cheat me!
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1015. Don't cheat me!
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1016. - Ted!
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1017. It's over, it's over man.
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1018. Come on, come on, let's go.
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1019. It's over.
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1020. - Come on, Ted.
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1021. It's over.
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1022. - Well pet, what do you think?
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1023. Is he?
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1024. - Oh he's divinely sexy!
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1025. - And he's all yours, my pet.
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1026. Now we can make preparations
for your wedding.
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1027. - Oh Father, my joy is
as boundless as the sea.
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1028. And just as deep.
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1029. The both are infinite.
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1030. - Big Daddy, wait a
minute now, I have labored
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1031. all day long cooking this
dinner over this stove
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1032. and I had the kids waiting.
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1033. You mean you gonna walk
off and leave like that?
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1034. - I wanted to honey, but I gotta
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1035. make this meeting,
see you later.
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1036. - Hey baby, what's happening?
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1037. - Oh hi, hun.
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1038. - How you doing?
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1039. - I see what's happening,
I knew I'd catch you
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1040. over here with this
young woman in this car!
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1041. - Baby, please, wait a minute—
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1042. - Hell no, you couldn't
pay to wait a minute.
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1043. You ain't nothing
but a damn fool!
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1044. Out here fooling around
with these young women!
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1045. I knew I'd get you someday
and you're trapped!
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1046. - Let me explain
it to you, okay?
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1047. Baby please!
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1048. - Shut up talking to me!
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1049. - Come on, you don't
understand, let me—
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1050. - This is your last meeting!
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1051. - Wait!
(eerie tones)
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1052. - Don't kill him, ma'am!
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1053. I have one wish I will
grant you, what might it be?
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1054. - He's a dog, he's a damn dog.
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1055. Just turn him into a
little black puppy.
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1056. - That wish will be granted.
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1057. (twinkling)
- How did you do that?
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1058. - I got the power,
mama, that's how.
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1059. I got the power. (laughing)
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1060. - Thank you, mister.
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1061. Come on, sugar, mama gonna take
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1062. you home and give
you some dinner.
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1063. Some dog food!
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1064. - Good morning miss,
can you tell me
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1065. where to find Mr. Wheatstraw,
Mr. Petey Wheatstraw?
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1066. - Here's not here right now,
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1067. but I'm his personal
secretary, can I help you?
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1068. - Not really.
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1069. I much prefer to
speak to him myself.
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1070. Do you have any idea
when he will be back?
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1071. - Later on this afternoon.
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1072. Are you sure I can't help you?
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1073. - Quite sure, young lady.
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1074. Quite sure.
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1075. You give him this
card and you tell him
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1076. to contact me right away.
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1077. - Bye.
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1078. - Don't ever do it
anymore, did you hear me?
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1079. You hear me?
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1080. For that I'm gonna comb
your nappy head for you!
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1081. - Hey Petey!
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1082. Look, I'll call you back, okay?
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1083. - Yes, Nell?
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1084. - A man came by here
looking for you.
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1085. - A man?
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1086. What was his name?
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1087. - Well he left his card.
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1088. It was right there, I don't
know what happened to it.
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1089. - Well what did he look like?
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1090. - A weirdo.
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1091. - Shit, that's all
I've been running
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1092. into since I've been
In here, is weirdos,
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1093. one after another.
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1094. - Well this one
was really strange,
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1095. he wouldn't tell
me what he wanted.
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1096. - Nell, I've got to
get my act together
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1097. for the opening, I'm going
upstairs and rehearse.
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1098. I don't want to see anyone.
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1099. - Well I'll make sure
you are not disturbed.
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1100. - Thanks Nell.
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1101. - You're welcome.
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1102. - Good afternoon, Petey,
there's no need for that.
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1103. It's me.
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1104. Lou.
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1105. - Oh Lou.
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1106. How have you been?
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1107. - I've been fine, Petey.
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1108. I saw your heroic act today.
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1109. The little boy.
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1110. He was mine you know.
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1111. You shouldn't use
that cane so loosely.
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1112. - Well it was lying
around doing nothing,
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1113. so I thought I would
put it to some use.
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1114. - You haven't forgotten
our deal, have you Petey?
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1115. I've kept up my end of the
bargain, now it's your turn.
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1116. - I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
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1117. I'm looking forward to it.
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1118. - Good.
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1119. Then prepare yourself
for the wedding.
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1120. Tomorrow.
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1121. - Why so soon?
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1122. - I came to your aid soon.
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1123. Don't you think one good
deed deserves another?
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1124. - Where's this wedding
gonna take place?
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1125. - Down there of course.
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1126. Incidentally, you
can give me the cane.
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1127. - I need this cane
for another day.
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1128. - Okay, Petey.
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1129. I suppose it'll be all right.
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1130. Just as long as
you don't interfere
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1131. with any of my actions.
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1132. - Don't have to worry.
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1133. I won't give you any trouble.
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1134. - Very good.
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1135. I'll pick you up tomorrow
night about 11:30.
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1136. - I'll be waiting, Lou.
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1137. Or should I say Father?
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1138. - It doesn't matter!
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1139. Just marry her so I can rest.
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1140. Goodbye, Petey.
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1141. - Goodbye, Father.
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1142. - Petey, how did that
man get in there?
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1143. I've been right here all day.
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1144. - Just call Jimmy and
get him on the phone,
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1145. I'll explain later.
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1146. Look like the shit
is gonna hit the fan.
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1147. - Petey, who was that man?
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1148. - That's Lucifer,
ol' Satan himself.
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1149. - (gasps) I knew it!
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1150. I could feel something
strange about him.
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1151. Petey, what are you gonna do?
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1152. - Nell don't ask so many
questions, do as I say.
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1153. Call Jimmy right away.
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1154. - Okay, all right.
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1155. - Jimmy, I got to find a way
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1156. to keep from marrying
this ugly bitch.
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1157. This ho is so ugly she can scare
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1158. a hungry bulldog off the
back of a meat truck.
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1159. - Call Lucifer up and tell him
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1160. you got the claps and you wanna
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1161. take a few years to
clear your system up.
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1162. - Man, that's not
a few year affair,
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1163. that's only a few day affair.
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1164. - Well hell, tell him you
got the Alabama claps.
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1165. - 1 got it, Nell,
give me the phone.
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1166. But the bitch is
still ugly enough
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1167. to break daylight with her fist.
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1168. - Now what you fixin' to do?
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1169. - I'm gonna call Lucifer.
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1170. - No need to call him, he
know he got an ugly bitch.
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1171. - Hello?
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1172. - Lou, listen.
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1173. I've got a question to ask you.
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1174. Yes, I'd like to go into
meditation before my wedding.
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1175. - Meditation?
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1176. What do you mean meditation?
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1177. - Well my father was a
guru and he said to me
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1178. "Son, my only son,"
says "it would be nice
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1179. “If you would meditate
before your wedding.”
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1180. - Do you have to?
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1181. - Yes, old Father
would like it, Lou.
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1182. - Very well.
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1183. Just as long as you are there.
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1184. - I'll be there, but Lou,
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1185. remember I'll be
in deep meditation.
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1186. Bye, Father.
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1187. - Meditation?
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1188. Man, you don't know
about no damn meditation!
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1189. - Jimmy,
you know you used
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1190. to be good at making things.
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1191. - Yeah, so what's that mean?
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1192. - I want you to make a
mask that looks like me.
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1193. And we'll go and get a wino
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1194. and we'll dope that
sucker up not with wine,
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1195. but with the heavy shit.
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1196. We'll put that mask on him and
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1197. when Lou comes to pick me
up we'll let him take him.
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1198. And by the time he
find out it ain't me,
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1199. we'll be all the
way across country.
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1200. - Now where are you
gonna find a wino?
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1201. - Down at the Dewdrop Inn.
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1202. - If you go down there dressed
like that you'll drop in.
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1203. - There one
is over there, Jimmy.
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1204. - Where?
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1205. - You see
him right there.
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1206. - Man look at that asshole,
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1207. don't you know he too fat?
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1208. - You right, he is all
butt and gut, but he'll do.
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1209. Let's dope up that son of a gun
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1210. and carry him to ol' Lou.
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1211. - Well give me the shit
then, let me get him ready.
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1212. When I get him set
up, I want y'all
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1213. to come right out
there soon as I get him
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1214. to turn around and do
it to him, you hear?
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1215. Get him ready.
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1216. What's happening, Uncle Jake?
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1217. I haven't seen you
in three years.
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1218. Man I've been back
in town a week,
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1219. I've been looking
for, where you been?
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1220. - I'm not your Uncle Jake!
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1221. - You'll be my uncle
now, you fat rascal,
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1222. you and anything else
I want you to be.
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1223. - Damn, looks
just like Petey!
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1224. - How long will this
mask last, Jimmy?
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1225. - At least a couple days.
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1226. - Good.
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1227. I'll tell my Father
not to disturb
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1228. my meditation for
a couple of weeks.
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1229. - What about y'alls honeymoon?
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1230. - Yeah, suppose the ugly broad
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1231. want some and she
started playing
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1232. around with that damn
wino and nothing happens?
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1233. - Then she'll know how I feel.
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1234. - Don't worry, don't worry.
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1235. She will never know
the difference.
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1236. - But Petey, suppose
Lucifer finds out
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1237. we done crossed him, man you
know the shit's gonna fly.
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1238. - Listen, I'd rather
for the shit to fly
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1239. than for me to have to
marry that ugly bitch.
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1240. - But you know that weird
dude don't take no shit.
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1241. - Just remember one thing.
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1242. - What's that?
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1243. - I've got his
cane and that makes
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1244. me just as powerful as he.
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1245. - There it is, it's finished.
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1246. - All right, let's put it on
the wino and see how it fits.
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1247. - Well Petey, there you
lay and here you stand.
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1248. But if ol' Lucifer find out,
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1249. I'm gonna tell you there'll
be some shit in the sand.
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1250. - It's weird.
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1251. Petey, he looks just like you.
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1252. - Well kiss my Aunt Rhoda's ass.
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1253. (mumbles) resemble me.
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1254. I tell you what we
do, call my Father
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1255. and tell him that I am
ready to be picked up.
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1256. - Where am I supposed
to sleep tonight?
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1257. - Baby, stay here, ain't
nothing but a wino,
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1258. he'll be out for
two, three days.
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1259. - Petey, I'm not staying
here with no derelict.
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1260. - I'll tell you what, we'll rent
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1261. a motel room for the night.
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1262. - Good.
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1263. - Petey, I still
think you oughta
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1264. marry the ugly old
rascal and figure how to
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1265. get you a divorce when
you get down in hell.
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1266. - Don't worry about
it, it'll work.
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1267. Let's cover the wino up and
get the hell outta here.
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1268. - Damn, time sure is going
slow, it's only three o'clock.
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1269. I wish we could get
this shit over with,
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1270. this is worrying
the hell out of me.
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1271. - Why, why did you
have to meet him
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1272. here in my place man?
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1273. - Oh Petey, I'm so scared.
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1274. I mean what if
something goes wrong?
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1275. We may never see
each other again.
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1276. - Now don't worry about it.
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1277. Everything's gonna
be all right, baby.
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1278. - (gasps) Petey, it's him.
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1279. - Uh oh!
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1280. - Don't worry about it.
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1281. Everybody just smile.
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1282. - Good afternoon,
Petey and friends.
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1283. - Good afternoon, Father.
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1284. - Ah, Petey, I feel
great, just great!
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1285. - Father, why are
you here so soon?
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1286. I thought you were coming down
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1287. about 11 o'clock tonight?
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1288. - Oh Petey, I came by to
give you a pre-wedding gift.
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1289. If your friends will
excuse you for awhile.
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1290. - I'm going away with my
Father for a little while.
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1291. I want y'all to take
care of the fort.
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1292. Can you dig it?
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1293. Father!
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1294. - I hope I'll see you later.
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1295. - Wait a minute, man, where
in the hell are we going?
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1296. - My, you're quite edgy.
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1297. Pre-wedding jitters, I suppose.
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1298. - I wanna know about this gift
you've been telling me about.
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1299. - It's just up
the street, Petey.
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1300. Come along!
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1301. - Man, if you've
got to run for it
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1302. it must be a groovy situation.
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1303. - That's the spirit!
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1304. - Oh Father, why you
bringing me here?
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1305. Look like this place
been closed for years.
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1306. - Enter, my son.
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1307. Go go go go.
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1308. - Hm Mm mm? (laughing)
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1309. - Come on, that's the spirit.
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1310. Back, back!
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1311. Back back back!
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1312. - Damn, father!
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1313. You having trouble
trying to find
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1314. a husband for your daughter.
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1315. You ain't gonna never
find a wife for your son.
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1316. - That's not my son.
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1317. Your very own
bachelor party, Petey.
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1318. - Father, there's
no one here but us.
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1319. But father!
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1320. How in the world?
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1321. - When I was
young, I always wanted one.
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1322. Never did though.
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1323. Have fun, Petey.
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1324. - Petey.
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1325. - Petey.
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1326. - Petey.
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1327. - He's indeed strong.
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1328. - I'll never forget
this raggedy old shack.
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1329. If I ever get a chance
I'll damn sure come back.
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1330. A gift from my Father
that's against the law,
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1331. but you girls will always
remember ol' Petey Wheatstraw!
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1332. - Where in the hell is Petey?
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1333. He should've been
here hours ago.
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1334. - What time is it, Jimmy?
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1335. - It's almost 11 o'clock, Nell.
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1336. I'm supposed to be calling
the man in a few minutes.
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1337. Petey, where in the
hell have you been?
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1338. Supposed to being pick
you up in a few minutes.
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1339. - Partying hardy,
is everything ready?
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1340. - Take a look at yourself.
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1341. - Good, when they
come to pick me up
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1342. I want y'all to act very
sad that I'm leaving.
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1343. And when they leave, let's
meet over at Nell's place.
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1344. - Okay.
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1345. - Hey hey, they're here,
they coming in right now!
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1346. - The time has arrived.
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1347. - Oh Petey.
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1348. - Petey Wheatstraw
must come with us.
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1349. - He's waiting, sir.
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1350. But be very careful
with him because
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1351. you do not want to disturb
his deep meditation.
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1352. - Goodbye, Petey, we're
gonna miss you so much!
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1353. - We've been had,
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1354. my dear.
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1355. How could he do that?
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1356. Of course, he still
has that cane.
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1357. Get that cane and
bring that wretched
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1358. Petey Wheatstraw to me!
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1359. - I knew it, I knew it, Petey,
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1360. I told you it wasn't gonna work!
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1361. - Oh my apartment
must be a wreck!
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1362. Petey, maybe you
should've married her.
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1363. - Nell, you got be sick!
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1364. - Petey, Petey, I told
you it wouldn't work!
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1365. They're out to get me, I
don't know what we gonna do!
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1366. - Oh Petey, they were horrible!
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1367. - Shit, I was scared to death!
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1368. - The cane is the
strength, as long as
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1369. we can keep it, we
have nothing to fear!
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1370. - Then what we supposed to
do, live together forever?
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1371. - The cane, we can keep it until
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1372. we can get out of town,
it will protect us.
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1373. Let's make it, we gonna catch
the first thing smoking.
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1374. - I have been made
a complete fool of.
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1375. Now retribution is
due Petey Wheatstraw.
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1376. - Bring the dirty dog to me!
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1377. I'll fix his ass!
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1378. - You are my chosen disciples.
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1379. The prides of my kingdom.
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1380. Now go...
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1381. and bring Petey
Wheatstraw to me.
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1382. - Can we all please
hurry up, we late,
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1383. we gotta catch the damn plane!
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1384. - Jimmy, we're hurrying
as fast as we can,
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1385. Petey, what about my
apartment and all my things?
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1386. - To hell with this apartment!
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1387. We've got to make it,
let's get out of here!
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1388. - Petey, look out!
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1389. Ted!
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1390. - Petey, let's get
the hell outta here!
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1391. - What's going on?
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1392. - Come on here, you ol—
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1393. - Petey, wait!
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1394. - Forget that stuff, Nell!
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1395. - I gotta get my stuff.
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1396. - Come on!
- It costs money!
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1397. - Dammit!
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1398. - Petey!
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1399. Jimmy, wait!
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1400. - Can't wait, come on!
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1401. - I'm trying, I'm outta breath!
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1402. - Come on and sit down
for a minute and rest.
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1403. - Petey, what's happening?
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1404. Now we gotta do something.
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1405. Oh my God!
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1406. Oh damn, Petey!
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1407. - Petey Wheatstraw!
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1408. Stop fighting at once,
or the woman dies!
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1409. - Petey!
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1410. Petey, please help me!
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1411. - Bargain
time again, Petey!
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1412. - Come on, y'all.
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1413. - Just you, Petey!
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1414. And bring my cane with you!
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1415. - Jimmy, go and get your car.
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1416. Park it out front.
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1417. I'll be down in a minute.
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1418. - I trusted you,
Petey Wheatstraw.
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1419. And you made a fool of me.
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1420. I could kill you, Petey!
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1421. And feel nothing.
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1422. But I have a better idea.
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1423. You will marry my daughter
and I will see to it
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1424. that she makes every breath
you draw a prayer for death!
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1425. Forever!
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1426. - What about Nell?
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1427. - I have no use for
her, she may go.
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1428. Seize him!
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1429. Bind him!
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1430. Hold him, you idiots!
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1431. - Nell, where the hell is Petey?
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1432. - They still got him up there.
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1433. Jimmy, you gotta do something,
now we gotta help him,
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1434. we gotta go up
there or something.
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1435. - I'm not going up there.
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1436. He told me stay in the car,
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1437. I'm not going up there Nell, no.
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1438. - Hold him!
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1439. - Jimmy.
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1440. - What?
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1441. - Can you take me
home for a minute?
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1442. - Hell no!
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1443. - Jimmy, look, I
gotta get my money,
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1444. I gotta get my
makeup, my underwear,
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1445. I need my things!
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1446. - No, no!
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1447. I'm not going nowhere,
I'm sitting right
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1448. here 'till Petey come.
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1449. - Oh Jimmy,
it's just right
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1450. up the street, we'll
make it back in time.
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1451. - Aw shit, Ted!
- Please Jimmy, please!
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1452. - Okay.
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1453. - Petey!
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1454. Petey!
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1455. Petey, it's me, wait!
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1456. Wait, Petey, we're friends.
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1457. I trusted you, Petey.
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1458. You must trust me!
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1459. - You can't trust the Devil!
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1460. Any fool knows that!
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1461. Daniel Webster tricked you
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1462. and you still brought
your little ass back.
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1463. This time it's over!
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1464. No more heartache and pain.
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1465. I'm gonna destroy your ass!
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1466. With your own walking cane.
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1467. - No, Petey!
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1468. No, Petey, no, no!
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1469. No!
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1470. No!
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1471. No!
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1472. No!
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1473. - There he is,
there he is, there's Petey!
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1474. - Yeah I
knew it, I told you
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1475. we shouldn't have left
in the first place.
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1476. Where's he going?
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1477. - It's over, it's over!
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1478. - He mistook that as my car!
- Oh Jimmy, that's him!
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1479. - Who?
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1480. - I killed the Devil, he's dead!
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1481. - That's the spirit, my son!
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1482. - No, Petey, no!
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1483. - This door's
locked, I can't get—
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1484. - It won't open!
- Petey!
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1485. - How you been, Petey?
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1486. - Didn't think you'd ever
see us again, huh Petey?
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1487. - Now you may kiss the bride!
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