1. Antarctica.Copy !req
2. An inhospitable wasteland.Copy !req
3. But even here,
on the earth's frozen bottom...Copy !req
4. we find life.Copy !req
5. And not just any life.Copy !req
6. Penguins!Copy !req
7. Joyous, frolicking, waddling,
cute and cuddly life.Copy !req
8. Look at them...Copy !req
9. tumbling onto their chubby bum-bums.Copy !req
10. Who could take these
frisky little snow clowns...Copy !req
11. Seriously?Copy !req
12. Does anyone even know
where we're marching to?Copy !req
13. – Who cares?
– I question nothing.Copy !req
14. – Me, too.
– Me, too!Copy !req
15. Well, fine!Copy !req
16. We'll just fly to the front of the line
and see for ourselves.Copy !req
17. Kowalski! Rico!
Engage aerial surveillance.Copy !req
18. Here we go! Doing it! Come on!Copy !req
19. Skipper, we appear to be flightless.Copy !req
20. Well, what's the point of these?Copy !req
21. I like it! Hey, this could be our thing!Copy !req
22. What are we gonna call it?
Let's call it the "high one."Copy !req
23. Hey, did anybody see that?
That's an egg!Copy !req
24. Is someone gonna go get it?Copy !req
25. We can't do that.Copy !req
26. Why not?Copy !req
27. Well, it's a dangerous world out there,
and we're just penguins.Copy !req
28. You know, nothing but cute and cuddly.Copy !req
29. Yeah! Why do you think there are always
documentary crews filming us?Copy !req
30. Well, sorry, kid.
We lose a few eggs every year.Copy !req
31. It's just nature.Copy !req
32. Oh, right. Nature.Copy !req
33. I guess that makes sense...Copy !req
34. but something deep down in my gut
tells me that it makes no sense at all.Copy !req
35. You know what? I reject nature!Copy !req
36. Who's with me?Copy !req
37. The old ship.
No one's ever returned from there alive.Copy !req
38. Relax, Kowalski.
There's a bird down there now.Copy !req
39. Look, he's fine.Copy !req
40. Leopard seals. Nature's snakes.Copy !req
41. Aren't snakes "nature's snakes"?Copy !req
42. How should I know?
I live on the flipping frozen tundra!Copy !req
43. They're going for the egg!
Give me a way down there, ASAP!Copy !req
44. All one would have to do
is collect 300 feet of kelp...Copy !req
45. Tiny and helpless,
the baby penguins are frozen with fear.Copy !req
46. They know if they fall from this cliff,
they will surely die.Copy !req
47. Gunter, give them a shove.Copy !req
48. harnessing the jellyfish we've trained
to obey simple voice commands.Copy !req
49. Now, that's more like it!Copy !req
50. That-a-boy, Rico!Copy !req
51. Don't let them have it!Copy !req
52. Okay! I guess that works.Copy !req
53. Get to high ground!Copy !req
54. Booyah!Copy !req
55. Success!Copy !req
56. I'd recommend firing it now!Copy !req
57. Nope. Hold on.Copy !req
58. We really should fire it!Copy !req
59. Not till we see the white of its eyes.Copy !req
60. They're mostly pupil.
Very little white! Almost none!Copy !req
61. They gotta have a little bit of white,
right?Copy !req
62. None whatsoever!Copy !req
63. What if they look really far
to the left?Copy !req
64. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
65. Kowalski, analysis?Copy !req
66. We are really awesome at this!Copy !req
67. Boys, we did it! Mission accomplished.Copy !req
68. Hey, we could do our thing!
High one!Copy !req
69. Yes!Copy !req
70. My bad!Copy !req
71. Look, it's the miracle of birth!Copy !req
72. A moment of extraordinary beauty.Copy !req
73. That's disgusting!
I think I have amniotic sac in my mouth!Copy !req
74. Hello! Are you my family?Copy !req
75. You don't have a family,
and we're all going to die. Sorry.Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. What? I thought that was what
we were all nodding about.Copy !req
78. No one's gonna die!Copy !req
79. Know what you've got, kid?Copy !req
80. You've got us.Copy !req
81. We've got each other.Copy !req
82. If that ain't a family,
I don't know what is.Copy !req
83. So adorable.Copy !req
84. Kowalski, what's our trajectory?Copy !req
85. 95% certain we're still doomed.Copy !req
86. And the other 5%?Copy !req
87. Adventure and glory
like no penguins have ever seen before.Copy !req
88. I'll take that action.Copy !req
89. But where are we going?Copy !req
90. The future, boys.Copy !req
91. The glorious future.Copy !req
92. That song!Copy !req
93. I swear, it's gonna make me
lose my salmon.Copy !req
94. Singing getting louder, Skipper.Copy !req
95. Then move faster!Copy !req
96. And somebody get that wig off Private!Copy !req
97. Kowalski, status report!Copy !req
98. I am really getting tired of this song.Copy !req
99. Well, the best part
of owning a circus...Copy !req
100. is you can transport a cannon
over state lines.Copy !req
101. Ten years ago, on this very day,
a tiny egg hatched...Copy !req
102. and our world got a little bit cuter.Copy !req
103. So, tonight, Private,
we celebrate your birthday...Copy !req
104. by infiltrating
the United States gold depository...Copy !req
105. at Fort Knox!Copy !req
106. Splendid!Copy !req
107. – What?
– There she is, boys!Copy !req
108. The object of our unholy desire...Copy !req
109. the butter on our biscuit...Copy !req
110. – the royal flush...
– Skipper?Copy !req
111. Private, what's our rule
about interrupting analogies?Copy !req
112. Sorry. Please continue.Copy !req
113. The moment's gone. Private ruined it.Copy !req
114. Sir, we're approaching our target.Copy !req
115. But, Skipper, I really don't—Copy !req
116. Are you questioning
my leadership, Private?Copy !req
117. – No, sir.
– Too bad.Copy !req
118. Because I respect a soldier
with some moxie.Copy !req
119. Really? Then I really think we should—Copy !req
120. Whoa, whoa!
Dial back the moxie, sass-mouth!Copy !req
121. Look at you. Still so adorable.Copy !req
122. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
123. Eight o'clock. Night-night time!Copy !req
124. What?Copy !req
125. Private, come on!Copy !req
126. Please enter passcode.Copy !req
127. Kowalski, you're up.Copy !req
128. Please enter passcode.Copy !req
129. Rico, sonic incursion device.Copy !req
130. Oh, come on. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
131. Kentucky, Skipper.
They do love their Flatt and Scruggs.Copy !req
132. Y'all come in now, you hear?
Have yourself an Ice tea.Copy !req
133. Private, if you could have anything
you wanted in the whole wide world...Copy !req
134. what would it be?Copy !req
135. Well, gee, Skipper.Copy !req
136. I think to be a meaningful
and valued member of this team.Copy !req
137. Oh, well, we got you something else.Copy !req
138. A vending machine?Copy !req
139. Not just any vending machine, Private.Copy !req
140. The last remaining home
in America's nanny state...Copy !req
141. for those succulent, but chemically hazardous
bits of puffed heaven called—Copy !req
142. Cheezy Dibbles!Copy !req
143. Happy ding-dong birthday,
you little scamp.Copy !req
144. Thank you!Copy !req
145. You mess with the bull,
you're gonna get the horns, Private.Copy !req
146. Now hit that machine
and get your present.Copy !req
147. We just broke into the most secure facility
in North America.Copy !req
148. You know what that means?Copy !req
149. We're wanted criminals who'll be on the lam
the rest of our lives...Copy !req
150. always feeling the hot breath
of Johnny Law on our necks?Copy !req
151. No! It means, as elite units go,
we're the elitist of the elite.Copy !req
152. Top shelf in the bureau.
The penultimate, plus one.Copy !req
153. Where'd Private go?Copy !req
154. There he is. D-3.Copy !req
155. Oh, Private. How much is he?Copy !req
156. He's $3.50, sir.Copy !req
157. That's outrageous. Even for Private.Copy !req
158. Sir, the machine is alive!Copy !req
159. I don't think I like your attitude,
vending machine.Copy !req
160. Or your prices!Copy !req
161. Release them!Copy !req
162. What the—?Copy !req
163. Kowalski, analysis!Copy !req
164. All evidence indicates...Copy !req
165. I ate too many Cheezy Dibbles.Copy !req
166. We're behind enemy lines
and incredibly thirsty.Copy !req
167. Rico, bust us out
of this delicious prison.Copy !req
168. Nice work, Rico!Copy !req
169. You are a meaningful
and valued member of this team.Copy !req
170. Private, quit lollygagging.
And regular gagging.Copy !req
171. Dark and ominous.Copy !req
172. Two of my least favorite traits
in a room.Copy !req
173. Look! A button.Copy !req
174. Private, don't!Copy !req
175. Now, what have I told you about—Copy !req
176. Sorry, what?Copy !req
177. It looks like some sort of giant laser
sent to kill us all, sir.Copy !req
178. Another one!Copy !req
179. No!Copy !req
180. What the—?Copy !req
181. Naughty, naughty!Copy !req
182. Pretty birds belong in their cages.Copy !req
183. Now, that's just hurtful.Copy !req
184. And I was so happy to see you again.Copy !req
185. Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...Copy !req
186. and sweet little Private.Copy !req
187. Who are you?Copy !req
188. The humans know me
as Doctor Octavius Brine...Copy !req
189. renowned geneticist,
cheese enthusiast...Copy !req
190. and frequent donor to NPR pledge drives.Copy !req
191. But you know me by a different,
much older name.Copy !req
192. A name perhaps you'd hoped
you'd never hear again.Copy !req
193. A phantom!Copy !req
194. A shadow of a former life.Copy !req
195. I...Copy !req
196. am...Copy !req
197. Dave!Copy !req
198. Kowalski?Copy !req
199. Sorry, sir. No clue.Copy !req
200. Dave!Copy !req
201. Dave!Copy !req
202. – Dave!
– Dave?Copy !req
203. Dave!Copy !req
204. Dave.Copy !req
205. Dave!Copy !req
206. Sorry.Copy !req
207. Wait, wait. I live this way.Copy !req
208. Go ahead, Dan. Continue.Copy !req
209. You seriously don't remember me?Copy !req
210. Dave! Dave! Right! Oh, yeah, long time!Copy !req
211. How's the wife?Copy !req
212. I've never been married!Copy !req
213. You may not remember me...Copy !req
214. but I could never forget you.Copy !req
215. Let's shake up some old memories.Copy !req
216. New York City.Copy !req
217. The Central Park Zoo. Life was good.Copy !req
218. Roomy tank...Copy !req
219. great location...Copy !req
220. monkey-house views.Copy !req
221. And, of course...Copy !req
222. my adoring legion of fans!Copy !req
223. Cool!Copy !req
224. Dave!Copy !req
225. The octopus of a thousand tricks.Copy !req
226. Awesome!Copy !req
227. I was the total package.Copy !req
228. Wow!Copy !req
229. Hey, kids!Copy !req
230. You gotta see this! Get up here, quick!Copy !req
231. And then, you arrived.Copy !req
232. They're so adorable!Copy !req
233. Just smile and wave, boys.
Smile and wave.Copy !req
234. And took everything from me.Copy !req
235. – They are so adorable.
– Have you ever seen anything cuter?Copy !req
236. Four adorable baby penguins.Copy !req
237. With you around...Copy !req
238. no one wanted an old octopus anymore.Copy !req
239. "Out you go, Dave!"Copy !req
240. And so it went, over and over...Copy !req
241. at zoo after aquarium.Copy !req
242. I can't see the penguins, man!Copy !req
243. Adorable penguins stole the show.Copy !req
244. While I was shunned.Copy !req
245. Forgotten.Copy !req
246. Unwanted.Copy !req
247. Alone.Copy !req
248. That sounds awful!Copy !req
249. Oh, it was.Copy !req
250. I came to realize, some creatures
are born to get all the love.Copy !req
251. The rest of us get nothing.Copy !req
252. The only thing that has kept me going
all these years...Copy !req
253. is my burning thirst for revenge!Copy !req
254. And my precious
souvenir snow globe collection.Copy !req
255. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
256. Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't blame us
for what happened to you.Copy !req
257. Can!
That's how this whole revenge thing works!Copy !req
258. And with this,
I finally have the power to destroy you!Copy !req
259. Crikey!Copy !req
260. Nicolas, cage them.Copy !req
261. I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.Copy !req
262. You messed with the wrong birds.Copy !req
263. Because we are an elite unit,
the best of the best.Copy !req
264. The cream of the corn on a platinum cob!Copy !req
265. And we're gonna take your deadly green goop
and sashay right out the exit hatch.Copy !req
266. And just how are you going to do that?Copy !req
267. Deploy secret weapon!Copy !req
268. The cheese, it burns!Copy !req
269. Roll out!Copy !req
270. After them!Copy !req
271. All right, boys, it's just like Cuba!Copy !req
272. Taxi!Copy !req
273. How about some music? Something chase-y!Copy !req
274. Here they come!Copy !req
275. Let's move!Copy !req
276. Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!
Stroke some more!Copy !req
277. Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!Copy !req
278. Sorry!Copy !req
279. We've got baddies, six o'clock!Copy !req
280. Kowalski, battle formation!Copy !req
281. So, you squeegees
wanna do the gondola mambo?Copy !req
282. Let's dance!Copy !req
283. Mother of pearl, that stings!
I've lost visual!Copy !req
284. Kowalski, be my eyes!Copy !req
285. Left!Copy !req
286. Right, right! Up!Copy !req
287. Duck!Copy !req
288. I think I got them.Copy !req
289. They are down, sir.Copy !req
290. Excelente!Copy !req
291. Skipper!Copy !req
292. They're back up,
and we are running out of canal!Copy !req
293. Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.Copy !req
294. Will you marry— What?Copy !req
295. We've lost Engine One!Copy !req
296. And Two and Three!Copy !req
297. Four!Copy !req
298. Switch to emergency power!Copy !req
299. Aye-aye, Skipper!Copy !req
300. We've got melons! Dead ahead!Copy !req
301. I can see! Rico, the glowy thing!Copy !req
302. Venetian blinded again!Copy !req
303. We've been boarded!Copy !req
304. Initiate self-destruct sequence!Copy !req
305. Nice!Copy !req
306. Frankly, I'm surprised
we had a self-destruct sequence.Copy !req
307. All right, boys, battle stance!Copy !req
308. We're in battle stance, sir.Copy !req
309. Okay, good. Now, we spring our trap.Copy !req
310. I'm not sure they're the ones
that are trapped, sir.Copy !req
311. Kowalski, remember our little talk about
true, but unhelpful, comments?Copy !req
312. Yes, sir.Copy !req
313. Sometimes we just have to wing it!Copy !req
314. Wow.Copy !req
315. Sorry for underestimating
the plan, Skipper.Copy !req
316. It's okay, Kowalski.
Just don't ever doubt me again.Copy !req
317. Now what the heck is going on?Copy !req
318. Remain calm, penguins.Copy !req
319. You are now under the protection
of the North Wind.Copy !req
320. You're welcome.Copy !req
321. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
322. You guys are so cute!Copy !req
323. You're just so cute!Copy !req
324. And cuddly!Copy !req
325. Hey, get away! No more hugs!Copy !req
326. It's like being licked
by a basket full of puppy dogs.Copy !req
327. Corporal!Copy !req
328. Corporal! Chart a course
back to North Wind headquarters.Copy !req
329. Eva, inform them
that we're bringing in witnesses.Copy !req
330. Private, Dibble me.Copy !req
331. We're not going anywhere with you.Copy !req
332. We don't even know who the heck you are!Copy !req
333. The North Wind is
an elite undercover interspe—Copy !req
334. The North Wind is an elite un—Copy !req
335. An elite undercover interspecies—Copy !req
336. task f—Copy !req
337. force. Dedicated to he—Copy !req
338. Helping—Copy !req
339. Dedicated to helping—Copy !req
340. Dedicated to helping animals who can't
help themselves.Copy !req
341. Like penguins.Copy !req
342. Really? And you are?Copy !req
343. My name is classified.Copy !req
344. "Classified," eh? What is that, Dutch?Copy !req
345. Can't really hear the accent.Copy !req
346. – Excuse me?
– There's the accent!Copy !req
347. My name isn't "Classified."Copy !req
348. My name is classified,
because I am the leader of this strike team.Copy !req
349. The seal is Short Fuse,
weapons and explosives.Copy !req
350. The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.Copy !req
351. And the owl is Eva,
intelligence and analysis.Copy !req
352. Well, Agent Classified,
we happen to be an elite unit, too.Copy !req
353. Self-destruct sequence activated.Copy !req
354. You know,
you should really label these things.Copy !req
355. In three... two... one—Copy !req
356. The name's Skipper. I run this outfit.Copy !req
357. Back there is Kowalski.Copy !req
358. He's the brains of our operation.Copy !req
359. Say something smart, Kowalski.Copy !req
360. See?
He's working on a whole other level.Copy !req
361. And Rico.Copy !req
362. He's our demolition expert.Copy !req
363. He destroyed that chair
for the sheer fun of it.Copy !req
364. No reason at all.Copy !req
365. And then there's Private.Copy !req
366. He's sort of our, you know...Copy !req
367. secretary/mascot.Copy !req
368. – Cute.
– And cuddly.Copy !req
369. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
370. Well, let's see how well
"cute and cuddly" handles this next bit.Copy !req
371. Nice doggy door.Copy !req
372. Wow!Copy !req
373. Look at this!Copy !req
374. Well, well, well.Copy !req
375. Not a bad place
you got here, Classified.Copy !req
376. Thank you. That's not my name.Copy !req
377. Arrival, Pad 17.Copy !req
378. All right, tiny penguins.Copy !req
379. The best way for the North Wind
to protect helpless animals like yourselves...Copy !req
380. is to bring Dr. Brine to justice.Copy !req
381. Now, you were inside his sub...Copy !req
382. so I need to know everything you know.Copy !req
383. Hey!Copy !req
384. Just tell me everything you know.Copy !req
385. All right.Copy !req
386. Numero uno.Copy !req
387. Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.Copy !req
388. "Tulip fight."Copy !req
389. Canada is secretly training
an army of sasquatch.Copy !req
390. "Sasquatch."Copy !req
391. Hot dogs are, in fact,
only 17% actual dog.Copy !req
392. Not "everything" everything!Copy !req
393. Just everything regarding your abduction
by Dr. Octavius Brine.Copy !req
394. – Why didn't you say so?
– What?Copy !req
395. My team has uncovered
that Dr. Octavius Brine...Copy !req
396. is actually an individual
known as Derek!Copy !req
397. – "Dave".
– As Dave, the octopus.Copy !req
398. An octopus?Copy !req
399. No, Dr. Brine is not an octopus.
He is—Copy !req
400. An octopus. Precisely.Copy !req
401. That's exactly what our intel indicated.Copy !req
402. Release the sheep.Copy !req
403. What you, of course,
could not know...Copy !req
404. is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice
is secretly developing a doomsday weapon...Copy !req
405. called the "Medusa Serum."Copy !req
406. But what you don't know...Copy !req
407. – is that Dirk...
– "Dave."Copy !req
408. Dave won't be using his
Bazooka Serum...Copy !req
409. – "Medusa Serum."
– ... Medusa Serum on anybody.Copy !req
410. That part is accurate.Copy !req
411. Show him, Rico!Copy !req
412. You stole the Medusa Serum?Copy !req
413. Well, "Stole the serum,"
"Saved the day,"Did your job for you."Copy !req
414. Call it what you will.Copy !req
415. Debbie!Copy !req
416. – "Dave."
– Dave!Copy !req
417. He hacked into our system.Copy !req
418. Where's the sound?Copy !req
419. Dave!Copy !req
420. – Your microphone, it's not on.
– I can't hear anything.Copy !req
421. Click on the button
with the picture of the microphone.Copy !req
422. Every time a villain calls in,
this happens.Copy !req
423. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
424. Now we can hear you,
but we cannot see you.Copy !req
425. Every time!Copy !req
426. It's like talking to my parents.Copy !req
427. How about now?Copy !req
428. Yes, we've got you.Copy !req
429. Excellent. Now where was I?Copy !req
430. Dave!Copy !req
431. Greetings, North Wind.Copy !req
432. I see you've met my old zoo-mates.Copy !req
433. We were never "mates."
There was no mating.Copy !req
434. Turn yourself in, David.Copy !req
435. You're powerless now that I've stolen
your precious Medusa Serum.Copy !req
436. You? You didn't steal that!Copy !req
437. It's over.Copy !req
438. It's over?Copy !req
439. Then why did I call you?Copy !req
440. Weird.Copy !req
441. Oh! Maybe it was to show you this!Copy !req
442. That is a lot of serum
for four penguins.Copy !req
443. Oh, you thought
this was just about you four?Copy !req
444. No! No, no, no.Copy !req
445. We're just getting started.Copy !req
446. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go do some shopping...Copy !req
447. for revenge!Copy !req
448. Wait. How do you...?Copy !req
449. What do I push?Copy !req
450. Is It the red, or...Copy !req
451. I thought it was the... It's not this—Copy !req
452. Incoming alert!Copy !req
453. Put it on the screen.Copy !req
454. The Berlin Zoo. 15 penguins missing.Copy !req
455. Dave is kidnapping other penguins!Copy !req
456. No doubt cute and cuddly!Copy !req
457. We have to move!Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. – Time for our A-game!
– Everybody, huddle up!Copy !req
460. Corporal, ready the jet.Copy !req
461. I'm initiating
North Wind Protocol "Zeta."Copy !req
462. Twelve more penguins
taken from London Zoo.Copy !req
463. Okay, boys, this is it.Copy !req
464. The mission we've been preparing for
our entire lives.Copy !req
465. We're gonna take down Dave,
or die trying!Copy !req
466. – Kowalski, cancel our improv class!
– Yes, sir.Copy !req
467. Rico, equipify!Copy !req
468. Private, do that little thing I like.Copy !req
469. It's still funny.Copy !req
470. Skipper! Good news!Copy !req
471. I got them to credit our class!Copy !req
472. Sir, the jet is ready.Copy !req
473. Oh, yeah, baby!
Just like Super Bowl XIX!Copy !req
474. They're stealing my stuff!Copy !req
475. No! This mission has no place
for a pathetic waddle of useless penguins.Copy !req
476. Who are you calling "pathetic"?Copy !req
477. Enough!Copy !req
478. See, Rico?
That's why you can't have nice things.Copy !req
479. You know,
I'm pretty good with computers myself.Copy !req
480. Put on your jammies, penguin.Copy !req
481. They are even cute when they're asleep.Copy !req
482. Not to me!Copy !req
483. I want these butterballs out of my way,
and out of my mission.Copy !req
484. Ship them to one of our safe-houses.Copy !req
485. The most remote place on the planet.Copy !req
486. Where the heck are we?Copy !req
487. Oxygen content is low.Copy !req
488. I suggest we limit our breathing.Copy !req
489. Private!Copy !req
490. Sorry! I get gassy when I fly.Copy !req
491. Toot sweet! He does!Copy !req
492. We must be on a plane!Copy !req
493. What did North Wind do to us?Copy !req
494. They gave us badges!Copy !req
495. Not badges, tranquilizer darts!Copy !req
496. Classified!Copy !req
497. That low-down dirty dog
is trying to kick us off the mission!Copy !req
498. He thinks we can't save the penguins,
because we're just "penguins."Copy !req
499. Well, penguins are our flesh and feathers!
They're us!Copy !req
500. And if anyone's gonna save us...Copy !req
501. it's us.Copy !req
502. But, Skipper,
we've gotta be five miles up.Copy !req
503. That pretty much limits our options.Copy !req
504. I make my own options.Copy !req
505. Brilliant move, Skipper.Copy !req
506. But now we seem to be outside the plane.Copy !req
507. I kind of got caught up in the moment!Copy !req
508. Well, hindsight's 20/20.Copy !req
509. Okay, Kowalski,
your turn to pick up the slack.Copy !req
510. Oh! Why don't we catch that plane?Copy !req
511. Bird strike, log it.Copy !req
512. We've got another target, at 12 o'clock.Copy !req
513. Good, it's only 11:30.Copy !req
514. Follow me, boys, we're going in hot!Copy !req
515. Hot, hot!Copy !req
516. No one likes a showoff, Private.Copy !req
517. Aim for first class!Copy !req
518. I'm okay!Copy !req
519. Kowalski, where does this aircraft go?Copy !req
520. From the odd shape of this bagel,
I'd say we're headed for Paris.Copy !req
521. France? Forget it!
Not with their tax laws!Copy !req
522. Then I would suggest a mid-air transfer.Copy !req
523. Affirmative!Copy !req
524. Peanuts! Peanuts! Peanuts!Copy !req
525. We're out of peanuts, Skipper!Copy !req
526. Try pretzels, Private.Copy !req
527. Bingo!Copy !req
528. There's our ride, boys.Copy !req
529. Can't stay, doll.Copy !req
530. Danger is my mistress.Copy !req
531. Rico, more height!Copy !req
532. Pretzels, pretzels, pretzels!Copy !req
533. We're out of pretzels!Copy !req
534. Then we're leaving just in time,
because these folks are gonna freak!Copy !req
535. Deploy flaps!Copy !req
536. Stay on target!Copy !req
537. We're gonna catch it!
We're gonna catch it!Copy !req
538. Crikey! We're not gonna catch it!Copy !req
539. Wait a minute. Where's Skipper?Copy !req
540. Time to get creative.
Start grabbing boxes, boys!Copy !req
541. Going long!Copy !req
542. Private, stop playing
with those backpacks.Copy !req
543. Find something useful!Copy !req
544. Now we're talking! Let's get to work.Copy !req
545. 400 meters.Copy !req
546. 300 meters.Copy !req
547. Speak American, Kowalski!Copy !req
548. Sorry, sir. 218 yards.Copy !req
549. 109 yards.Copy !req
550. Okay, then.Copy !req
551. It's clear what we need to do next.Copy !req
552. That feels right!Copy !req
553. Impressive bouncing, boys.Copy !req
554. Now, then, back to civilization.Copy !req
555. If we're gonna take Dexter down...Copy !req
556. we need to know
where he's gonna strike next.Copy !req
557. Goal!Copy !req
558. Elijah, would you please take them away?Copy !req
559. Penguin footprints, still warm.Copy !req
560. We just missed Dave.Copy !req
561. Blast it! He's gone!Copy !req
562. So many penguins!Copy !req
563. Boss! He's stress-eating again!Copy !req
564. Corporal!Copy !req
565. There, there.Copy !req
566. Rub the angry out of the tummy.Copy !req
567. Corporal!Copy !req
568. Focus!Copy !req
569. We are going to save
those helpless penguins...Copy !req
570. because we are the North Wind...Copy !req
571. and no one...Copy !req
572. no one breaks the Wind.Copy !req
573. No one breaks the Wind.Copy !req
574. There's a good Corporal.Copy !req
575. Now, we rescued those four penguins
already, didn't we?Copy !req
576. Shipped them off, all cozy and snug,
to a Madagascar safe—Copy !req
577. How come there's beeping?Copy !req
578. Sir, those penguins...Copy !req
579. they never made it to Madagascar.Copy !req
580. What? Well, where the dickens are they?Copy !req
581. Kowalski, what are our coordinates?Copy !req
582. From my calculations, we've arrived
in the center of Dublin, Ireland.Copy !req
583. All right, soldiers, we gotta blend in.
Riverdance!Copy !req
584. But no time
to kiss the Blarney Stone, boys.Copy !req
585. We need to find intel
on Dave's location.Copy !req
586. Pronto!Copy !req
587. All right, you! Where's Dave?
Give us the goods!Copy !req
588. Spit it out!
Don't make me use me shillelagh!Copy !req
589. Sir, that's a baby squid.Copy !req
590. Sorry, laddie.Copy !req
591. Stranded on the Emerald Isle
without a single clue.Copy !req
592. Well, so much for the luck o' the Irish.Copy !req
593. Skipper, look!Copy !req
594. Begorrah!Copy !req
595. Does anyone speak Gaelic?Copy !req
596. No, but it looks like Dave's been busy.Copy !req
597. He's stolen penguins from Guadalajara!Copy !req
598. – Madrid!
– Paris!Copy !req
599. Athens!Copy !req
600. Bangalore!Copy !req
601. Düsseldorf!Copy !req
602. Osaka!Copy !req
603. Rio de Janeiro!Copy !req
604. – Nairobi!
– Amsterdam!Copy !req
605. Baton Rouge!Copy !req
606. Dave's snow-globe collection!Copy !req
607. It's every zoo and aquarium
he got kicked out of!Copy !req
608. Don't tell me where he has been.Copy !req
609. Tell me where
he will have has been next.Copy !req
610. Wait, what is it, Rico?Copy !req
611. It's a book! It's a film! It's a play!Copy !req
612. First word.Copy !req
613. Two syllables. Sounds like...Copy !req
614. Sounds like...Copy !req
615. Sounds like...Copy !req
616. What starts with...?Copy !req
617. Shanghai.Copy !req
618. Dave hasn't been there yet, Skipper.Copy !req
619. If we hurry, we can still stop him.Copy !req
620. Nice work, Rico!Copy !req
621. Pack your bagpipes, boys.
It's time to blow this potato stand!Copy !req
622. So, this is it.Copy !req
623. Shanghai's famous
Little Dublin district.Copy !req
624. Skipper, look!Copy !req
625. I see you, Private.Copy !req
626. Who's the big boy
standing on his tippy-toes?Copy !req
627. – No, I mean—
– I just wanna eat you up!Copy !req
628. Skipper, look! Above Private!Copy !req
629. Dave's next target.
Shanghai's famous Mermaid Penguins.Copy !req
630. Good eye, Kowalski!Copy !req
631. And once again...Copy !req
632. you've proved that you are a meaningful
and valued member of this team.Copy !req
633. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
634. Shanghai Marine World
Is pleased to present...Copy !req
635. our world famous Mermaid Penguins!Copy !req
636. Tonight, our mermaids
dedicate their performance...Copy !req
637. to all of the missing penguins
around the world.Copy !req
638. Stay safe, little guys,
wherever you are.Copy !req
639. And we hope you come home real soon.Copy !req
640. Now, keep those eyes roving, boys.Copy !req
641. Dave is a master of disguise.Copy !req
642. He could be a small child,
a house plant.Copy !req
643. Maybe even you, or me!Copy !req
644. Is it you, Kowalski?Copy !req
645. Hey, hold on.Copy !req
646. Wait a minute.Copy !req
647. Bingo!Copy !req
648. Nice try, Dave.Copy !req
649. Operation "Flash, Splash, and Crash"
is a go.Copy !req
650. Splendid!Copy !req
651. Take positions.Copy !req
652. Penguin feeding time
will begin in two minutes.Copy !req
653. Target, 30 yards and closing.Copy !req
654. In position, Skipper.Copy !req
655. Rico, report.Copy !req
656. In position.Copy !req
657. And for you, Private.Copy !req
658. Yes, Skipper!Copy !req
659. – Here's your mermaid costume.
– What?Copy !req
660. We need a diversion.Copy !req
661. And, frankly, you're the only one
who can pull off that look.Copy !req
662. But I can do more, Skipper.
I want to help the team.Copy !req
663. Really help the team!Copy !req
664. If you think I'm ready, which I am!Copy !req
665. Assuming you agree, and perhaps even...Copy !req
666. if you don't.Copy !req
667. I like the moxie, soldier...Copy !req
668. but right now, I need a tail on that tush
and the cutest smile you've got.Copy !req
669. You trust me, soldier?Copy !req
670. Aye-aye, Skipper.Copy !req
671. Hey, it's feeding time!Copy !req
672. Target, 10 yards from flashpoint.Copy !req
673. Private, you're up.Copy !req
674. You just mermaid my day!Copy !req
675. "Flash" is a go!Copy !req
676. Look! They let one of the mermaids
out of the tank!Copy !req
677. Oh, she's so cute!Copy !req
678. It's the cutest thing I've ever seen!Copy !req
679. Shields up!Copy !req
680. Target is stunned.
Rico, bring the "Splash."Copy !req
681. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
682. What are you doing out here, cutie?Copy !req
683. Come on, back in your tank.Copy !req
684. Secure the mermaids, and find me—Copy !req
685. David, the octopus.Copy !req
686. A little late, North Wind.Copy !req
687. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
688. High one!Copy !req
689. Corporal, take our prisoner...Copy !req
690. the one that belongs to us,
into custody.Copy !req
691. What?Copy !req
692. You melted him? You birds are sick!Copy !req
693. He's going in through the pipes!Copy !req
694. Skipper!Copy !req
695. Private? Private!Copy !req
696. You gotta get out of there!Copy !req
697. No, no, no! No, no, no!
Private!Copy !req
698. Skipper!Copy !req
699. Private!Copy !req
700. – Help!
– No!Copy !req
701. Here we go!Copy !req
702. Move, move, move!Copy !req
703. He's got Private!Copy !req
704. He's getting away! He's getting away!Copy !req
705. Skipper! The North Wind's plane!Copy !req
706. Sweet chariot of the gods!Copy !req
707. But can you fly it, man?Copy !req
708. There's only way to find out.Copy !req
709. No...Copy !req
710. I still can't read.Copy !req
711. Then we're going off book.Copy !req
712. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
713. Too much, too much, too much!Copy !req
714. I'm getting the hang of this, Skipper.Copy !req
715. Good! We're coming for you, Private!Copy !req
716. Those ludicrous butterballs
are letting David escape!Copy !req
717. Eva, secure transport.Copy !req
718. Short Fuse, Corporal, hitch us a ride!Copy !req
719. Fire!Copy !req
720. Go, fetch!Copy !req
721. Hold her steady!Copy !req
722. Sir, Dave is pulling ahead.
We are too heavy.Copy !req
723. Curse our heavily cheese-dibbled diet!Copy !req
724. Rico, give me a West Helsinki fire sale!Copy !req
725. – Yeah, yeah!
– Everything must go!Copy !req
726. Huh? What the—?Copy !req
727. That's everything, sir.Copy !req
728. Have you purged the chemical toilet?Copy !req
729. But Rico was in there for 15 minutes!Copy !req
730. Just do it!Copy !req
731. Self-destruct sequence, In five...Copy !req
732. Private!Copy !req
733. – Stay strong, soldier!
– ... four...Copy !req
734. three... two...Copy !req
735. one.Copy !req
736. Skipper's log.Copy !req
737. Private has been kidnapped by Dave...Copy !req
738. while we have been cast adrift
for what seems like days.Copy !req
739. No rations, fresh water...Copy !req
740. or land in sight.Copy !req
741. Kowalski's sick as a dog...Copy !req
742. and Rico...Copy !req
743. keeps trying to eat him.Copy !req
744. Just, please, just cut it out!Copy !req
745. Not sure how long we can hold on.Copy !req
746. This may be my final entry.Copy !req
747. Ow!Copy !req
748. 2004, Grand Cru.
Hints of pear, white peaches.Copy !req
749. This salmon is delicious.Copy !req
750. I've never been
more hydrated in my life!Copy !req
751. Let me cut you a piece of the salmon.Copy !req
752. No, thank you.Copy !req
753. It's the most delicious thing
on the boat.Copy !req
754. I have to loosen my utility belt.Copy !req
755. No, I'm full. Just dump it in the ocean.Copy !req
756. You know,
we're all in the same boat, here.Copy !req
757. Actually, we're not.Copy !req
758. And perhaps you could express
a little more concern...Copy !req
759. over the fact that you stole
and destroyed...Copy !req
760. a $19 million vehicle!Copy !req
761. Bill me!Copy !req
762. Corporal?Copy !req
763. Corporal!Copy !req
764. We're picking up a signal, sir.Copy !req
765. It's five klicks southwest...Copy !req
766. but it stopped at that remote island.Copy !req
767. Land?Copy !req
768. Good on you!
You've tracked down some land.Copy !req
769. No, silly willy.Copy !req
770. We've been tracking
your little secretary/mascot.Copy !req
771. What? You put a homing device
on Private?Copy !req
772. All of you, actually...Copy !req
773. when I "darted" you.Copy !req
774. You low-down...Copy !req
775. dirty, mangy, filthy...Copy !req
776. flea-bitten, bum-sniffing
toilet-drinker!Copy !req
777. But...Copy !req
778. good!Copy !req
779. See? I told you.Copy !req
780. You should've left this
to the professionals.Copy !req
781. 892... 893...Copy !req
782. 894...Copy !req
783. Ahoy, there!Copy !req
784. Penguins!Copy !req
785. I bet you're all just dying to know
why I brought you here.Copy !req
786. He's gonna kill us all!Copy !req
787. What? No.Copy !req
788. My Medusa Serum doesn't kill anyone.Copy !req
789. Where's the fun in that?Copy !req
790. So, what does it do?Copy !req
791. Something much, much worse.Copy !req
792. Right! But, like, what specifically?Copy !req
793. Well, that's exactly
what I came up here to show you.Copy !req
794. All I need is a test subject.Copy !req
795. Hello, little buggy-boo!Copy !req
796. Is this about the chirping?
Because I could—Copy !req
797. Behold, as I unleash the full power
of the Medusa Serum!Copy !req
798. Fire!Copy !req
799. Yes! It works!Copy !req
800. I made a monster! I made a monster!Copy !req
801. And all you adorable penguins are next!Copy !req
802. Crikey!Copy !req
803. Who said that?Copy !req
804. No.Copy !req
805. No.Copy !req
806. No.Copy !req
807. Yes!Copy !req
808. Gentlemen, you remember Private.Copy !req
809. Hey, Private.Copy !req
810. You'll never get away with this, Dave.Copy !req
811. My brothers are coming.Copy !req
812. And, together, we'll take a wrecking ball
to your whole rotten operation.Copy !req
813. Call off the hunt, everyone.Copy !req
814. Turns out the elite unit
will be coming to us.Copy !req
815. Eva.Copy !req
816. What do you see?Copy !req
817. My count is 30 hostiles.Copy !req
818. 31.Copy !req
819. Those two are very close... together.Copy !req
820. I mean, "intertwined."Copy !req
821. Physically.Copy !req
822. But not in a...Copy !req
823. Ix-nay on the irt-flay, Kowalski.Copy !req
824. Poor Private.Copy !req
825. Alone! Helpless in the belly
of that beast.Copy !req
826. We've faced some long odds
before, Skipper.Copy !req
827. But these look like the longest.
And oddest.Copy !req
828. If we're going to pull this off,
we'll need a diversion.Copy !req
829. Deactivating jungle camouflage.Copy !req
830. Will you be quiet?Copy !req
831. Listen, Classified...Copy !req
832. Short Fuse, you were supposed
to handcuff them to the raft!Copy !req
833. Don't you hologram me!Copy !req
834. I tried, but they don't have hands.
They just have flippers, boss.Copy !req
835. And I have flippers,
so it's flipping useless!Copy !req
836. All right, pooch.
If you won't work with us...Copy !req
837. you better work for us.Copy !req
838. Our plan requires a diversion.Copy !req
839. I give the orders around here.Copy !req
840. As much as it pains me,
I need you to act as our diversion...Copy !req
841. for our operation. Understood?Copy !req
842. No! This is our plan, and it
requires you to cause a diversion.Copy !req
843. – "Dye"-version.
– "Di"-version.Copy !req
844. – "Dye."
– "Di."Copy !req
845. – "Dye! Dye! Dye!"
– "Di! Di! Di!"Copy !req
846. Gentlemen, there is only one way
to resolve this.Copy !req
847. – We should kiss.
– Plan-off.Copy !req
848. Yup, "plan-off."
That's what I was gonna say.Copy !req
849. "Plan-off."Copy !req
850. Here's Dave's sub.Copy !req
851. And this young, helpless,
vulnerable rock...Copy !req
852. is Private.Copy !req
853. And here's Dave.Copy !req
854. While you four blowhards
divert the octopi...Copy !req
855. we strike fast, and strike hard!Copy !req
856. Get on in here, boys!Copy !req
857. Slap him silly, Rico! Come on!Copy !req
858. Kowalski, free the hostages!Copy !req
859. Now, that's what I'm talking about,
big fella!Copy !req
860. With Private freshly liberated,
we celebrate with a well-earned high one...Copy !req
861. and feast off Dave's sweet remains.Copy !req
862. Any questions?Copy !req
863. Whoa! Hey, now!Copy !req
864. Wow. I mean, truly impressive.Copy !req
865. Especially the bit
where you slap the fruit.Copy !req
866. Corporal, dim the lights.
Short Fuse, glasses.Copy !req
867. My apologies. I had to rush a bit.Copy !req
868. The schematic is a little crude.Copy !req
869. Where is that music coming from?Copy !req
870. All right.
At 21:50, Skipper, Kowalski and...Copy !req
871. Richard, was it?Copy !req
872. divert the octopi
away from their posts.Copy !req
873. At 22:00,
Short Fuse breaches the hull...Copy !req
874. with a swarm of self-guided,
underwater nano-charges.Copy !req
875. I call them "wet kabooms."Copy !req
876. – Please, don't.
– Okay, sorry.Copy !req
877. – At 22:02, knock-knock.
– Who's there?Copy !req
878. – The North Wind.
– "The North Wind" who?Copy !req
879. The North Wind who doesn't have time
for knock-knock jokes...Copy !req
880. because we're too busy taking down Dave!Copy !req
881. Personal hover tank? Check.Copy !req
882. Auto-targeting wing mounts? Why not?Copy !req
883. At 22:09...Copy !req
884. mission accomplished.Copy !req
885. See that? I don't even look back.Copy !req
886. There's a huge explosion,
and I just keep walking.Copy !req
887. Way to go, boss!
That's North Wind, sucker!Copy !req
888. Nicely done.Copy !req
889. Blah-di-blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
890. A good plan is about more than
effect-y stuff...Copy !req
891. and vocabulary words.Copy !req
892. And you certainly know a good plan.Copy !req
893. Your operation in Shanghai
allowed Dave to escape...Copy !req
894. with your boy.Copy !req
895. I've never lost a member of my team.
It must feel...Copy !req
896. awful!Copy !req
897. God, imagine the guilt. The regret.Copy !req
898. The feeling that, I don't know...Copy !req
899. that it should have been you.Copy !req
900. All for penguin plan.Copy !req
901. All for North Wind plan.Copy !req
902. His...Copy !req
903. His is better.Copy !req
904. What?Copy !req
905. I'm sorry, boys.
But I can't lead you this time.Copy !req
906. But...Copy !req
907. we're a team.Copy !req
908. And you're our skipper, Skipper.Copy !req
909. We don't need these guys.Copy !req
910. No, Kowalski, but Private does.Copy !req
911. I think...Copy !req
912. this time,
we leave it to the professionals.Copy !req
913. – But, sir...
– It's settled.Copy !req
914. We take our orders
from Agent Classified now.Copy !req
915. That's an order, Rico!Copy !req
916. All right, Classified...Copy !req
917. what's the diversion?Copy !req
918. We take this shame to our graves.Copy !req
919. Agreed.Copy !req
920. Hey!Copy !req
921. – Time?
– 22:00 hours.Copy !req
922. Time to take down Dave.Copy !req
923. David, the octopus...Copy !req
924. show me your tentacles.Copy !req
925. All of them.Copy !req
926. We lost them, Skipper.Copy !req
927. Not a moment too soon.
These hosen are ridin' up my bundesliga.Copy !req
928. All right, boys, grab your coconuts
and hold them tight.Copy !req
929. Classified should be walking away
from a huge explosion...Copy !req
930. with Private on his shoulder
in three, two...Copy !req
931. Give him a welcome home, Rico!Copy !req
932. Yes! In your face, Dave!Copy !req
933. The Private is back!Copy !req
934. Welcome home, Private!Copy !req
935. Yeah, all right!Copy !req
936. Here we go. All right.Copy !req
937. Sir, the sub didn't explode...Copy !req
938. and I fear the fireworks...Copy !req
939. may have been a tactical mistake.Copy !req
940. Stay calm!Copy !req
941. Do not panic!Copy !req
942. We will still win!Copy !req
943. Be full of love! Don't hate!Copy !req
944. Follow your dreams.Copy !req
945. Love yourself. Love other people.Copy !req
946. Pick and choose your battles in life!Copy !req
947. Don't let anyone tell you what to do.Copy !req
948. Ignore the haters.Copy !req
949. Love the one you're with.Copy !req
950. Eva!Copy !req
951. I know!Copy !req
952. Welcome, Skipper, Kowalski,
and rootin'-tootin' Rico!Copy !req
953. The gang's all here!
The mood is electric!Copy !req
954. Is this really, finally everybody?Copy !req
955. All right, Dave,
just what have you done with...Copy !req
956. Private!Copy !req
957. Guys!Copy !req
958. You're in for it now, Dave!Copy !req
959. Really?Copy !req
960. Anyway, great catching up.Copy !req
961. Now, who's ready to move on
to live penguin testing?Copy !req
962. You point that death ray
away from Private, right now!Copy !req
963. It's not a death ray, Skipper.Copy !req
964. He's gonna turn us into monsters!Copy !req
965. Yepper-doo!Copy !req
966. And what comes next, Dave?Copy !req
967. Invasion!Copy !req
968. Horrible mutant penguins,
unleashed on the streets of New York City!Copy !req
969. You're the monster!Copy !req
970. Yes!Copy !req
971. I'm the monster.Copy !req
972. Everyone made that clear to me
every day of my entire life.Copy !req
973. But let's see how much everyone loves you
when you're the monster!Copy !req
974. Skipper!Copy !req
975. You can't take away Private's cuteness!Copy !req
976. He's the cute one. That's his thing!Copy !req
977. What?Copy !req
978. It's all the little guy's got!Copy !req
979. You are super cute.Copy !req
980. We better crank this up.Copy !req
981. Drew, Barry, more power.Copy !req
982. – Ready?
– Negotiations have broken down!Copy !req
983. Rico, the paperclip!
Bust us out of here!Copy !req
984. We need that paperclip!Copy !req
985. Chop-chop, soldier!Copy !req
986. Where's the paperclip?Copy !req
987. Private!Copy !req
988. No!Copy !req
989. – Private.
– Oh, no.Copy !req
990. I disintegrated him.Copy !req
991. That wasn't supposed to happen.Copy !req
992. You maniac!Copy !req
993. You blew him up!Copy !req
994. No.Copy !req
995. Oh, well!Copy !req
996. This is why we test things, people!Copy !req
997. I'll have to lower the power
for the others.Copy !req
998. Full speed ahead, gentlemen.Copy !req
999. The monsters are due in Manhattan.Copy !req
1000. Sorry!Copy !req
1001. Crikey!Copy !req
1002. All right, all right, octopus.Copy !req
1003. Whatever Dave's paying you,
I'll double it.Copy !req
1004. Is that a yes?
Does anyone speak octopus?Copy !req
1005. – Sorry.
– Not a clue.Copy !req
1006. Blast it!Copy !req
1007. You free us...Copy !req
1008. we give you...Copy !req
1009. many fishes!Copy !req
1010. What is that?Copy !req
1011. Oh, great.Copy !req
1012. Oh, no! This is it!Copy !req
1013. I don't want to die all squishy!Copy !req
1014. We're dead. Dead!Copy !req
1015. Dead. Dead!Copy !req
1016. Oh, no, we're dead!Copy !req
1017. Dead!Copy !req
1018. Dead!Copy !req
1019. I pushed a button!Copy !req
1020. Super. Well done, Private!Copy !req
1021. Good work, malinki.Copy !req
1022. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1023. Excellent button-pushing.Copy !req
1024. Compliment, praise, etcetera.Copy !req
1025. All right, agents...Copy !req
1026. we are back in business.Copy !req
1027. Wait! Skipper, Kowalski, Rico...Copy !req
1028. all those penguins...Copy !req
1029. They're this way!Copy !req
1030. So is a massive army of octopi.Copy !req
1031. And as soon as we return
to the North Wind Headquarters...Copy !req
1032. grab fresh equipment...Copy !req
1033. and work up a smashing new plan...Copy !req
1034. we'll come speeding back,
and take down Dave.Copy !req
1035. But the penguins are in danger!
We have to go now!Copy !req
1036. Again, "Huge army of octopi."Copy !req
1037. So, because you failed once,
you're just running away?Copy !req
1038. We did not fail.
And we are not running away.Copy !req
1039. We're just very sensibly regrouping.Copy !req
1040. Skipper wouldn't care!Copy !req
1041. Plan or no, fancy equipment or no...Copy !req
1042. he'd never leave a man behind!Copy !req
1043. Well, I suppose we can't all be penguins,
can we?Copy !req
1044. No.Copy !req
1045. But maybe you should be.Copy !req
1046. Come on.Copy !req
1047. Showtime, everyone!
Big smiles for the Big Apple!Copy !req
1048. Listen up, Doris!Copy !req
1049. You turn us into freaks, and then what?Copy !req
1050. You think that's gonna
make everybody love you?Copy !req
1051. No, but they'll despise you.Copy !req
1052. And I'm sure going to love that!Copy !req
1053. Breaking news!
The missing penguins have been found!Copy !req
1054. Okay. According to my notes...Copy !req
1055. genetic researcher, Dr. Octavius Brine
has found the penguins...Copy !req
1056. and is bringing them here
to New York's Battery Park.Copy !req
1057. The penguins are coming back!Copy !req
1058. Oh, my gosh! Look!Copy !req
1059. Penguin lovers of the world!Copy !req
1060. Guess who I found.Copy !req
1061. Penguins! Penguins!Copy !req
1062. It wasn't easy...Copy !req
1063. but seeing the penguins
get what they deserve...Copy !req
1064. will make it all worthwhile.Copy !req
1065. What a weird thing to say.
I'm so excited!Copy !req
1066. Do it.Copy !req
1067. Skipper! Skipper! Skipper!Copy !req
1068. Rico! Kowalski!Copy !req
1069. It's like I can still hear
his little voice calling to us!Copy !req
1070. You have to get out of there! Move!Copy !req
1071. "You have a great otter, there. Moo."Copy !req
1072. Why would he moo?Copy !req
1073. What are you asking me for?
I'm not Private's little ghost.Copy !req
1074. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1075. No!Copy !req
1076. Are you ready?Copy !req
1077. Yeah!Copy !req
1078. Yay!Copy !req
1079. Your new...Copy !req
1080. and improved...Copy !req
1081. penguins!Copy !req
1082. Penguins! Penguins!Copy !req
1083. Penguins! Penguins! Penguins!Copy !req
1084. The people love you.
Just go give them a hug!Copy !req
1085. Don't let them touch you!Copy !req
1086. Oh, no. What's happening?Copy !req
1087. Nobody likes you anymore?Copy !req
1088. Well, the fun and games
are just beginning.Copy !req
1089. Watch this, penguins!Copy !req
1090. Somebody call...Copy !req
1091. the exterminators!Copy !req
1092. And when the exterminators
take you away...Copy !req
1093. you never come back!Copy !req
1094. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1095. Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
1096. What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
1097. Crikey!Copy !req
1098. Come on, then, you wanna go?
You want some argy-bargy?Copy !req
1099. Uh-oh, missed one!Copy !req
1100. What a wonderful day in the park!Copy !req
1101. Skipper!Copy !req
1102. Wait!Copy !req
1103. Hold on! What are you doing?Copy !req
1104. Skipper!Copy !req
1105. Don't eat that!Copy !req
1106. Skipper, listen! It's me, Private.Copy !req
1107. I've got a plan, but I need your help.Copy !req
1108. I need my Skipper.Copy !req
1109. Private?Copy !req
1110. Yes! That's it!Copy !req
1111. Private, you're alive!Copy !req
1112. Oh, God!Copy !req
1113. Kowalski! You've got to get a grip!Copy !req
1114. Kowalski! Eva is worried about you!Copy !req
1115. She is?Copy !req
1116. What did she say?Copy !req
1117. Did she say my name, specifically?Copy !req
1118. I mean, were there tears?
Details! Come on, tell me!Copy !req
1119. Private! You're alive! Come here.Copy !req
1120. This feels a little awkward...Copy !req
1121. but I'm happy.Copy !req
1122. Rico! You need to listen to us.Copy !req
1123. I guess you're kind of the same
either way.Copy !req
1124. Heads up!Copy !req
1125. Looks like we're back in business, boys.Copy !req
1126. And our business is saving penguin-kind.Copy !req
1127. Who's with me?Copy !req
1128. Count me in.Copy !req
1129. Let's do this!Copy !req
1130. Let's create and feel momentum!Copy !req
1131. Sir, how long do we stand here
like this?Copy !req
1132. Until we've reached maximum coolness.Copy !req
1133. There it is.Copy !req
1134. Now all we need is a plan.Copy !req
1135. I've got one!Copy !req
1136. You stole Dave's ray?Copy !req
1137. Well, I figured if we could
reverse the ray...Copy !req
1138. we could turn everyone back to normal.Copy !req
1139. Reverse the ray?Copy !req
1140. That's brilliant!Copy !req
1141. But it's impossible.Copy !req
1142. In order to reverse the ray,
we would need to replace the Medusa Serum...Copy !req
1143. with a power source
of almost immeasurable cuteness.Copy !req
1144. "Immeasurable cuteness"?Copy !req
1145. Where the heck
are we supposed to get that?Copy !req
1146. No, wait, Private! No!Copy !req
1147. We don't know what that will do to you!Copy !req
1148. All right!Copy !req
1149. The ray! It works!Copy !req
1150. It works!Copy !req
1151. Private! Are you okay?Copy !req
1152. Yes!Copy !req
1153. Whoa! Butt-hand!Copy !req
1154. There's a hand attached to his butt.Copy !req
1155. That was not there before.Copy !req
1156. Get out of there! That's an order!Copy !req
1157. Permission to defy order.Copy !req
1158. Permission denied!Copy !req
1159. Then I deny your denial.Copy !req
1160. It's too risky, Private!Copy !req
1161. It already made you sprout a butt-hand!Copy !req
1162. I know it has to be me this time.Copy !req
1163. And I think you know it, too.Copy !req
1164. I'm the secret weapon!Copy !req
1165. I'm happy! And yet...Copy !req
1166. now that I have my revenge,
I feel empty.Copy !req
1167. As if what I needed all along was...Copy !req
1168. more revenge!Copy !req
1169. In fact, Robin, write this down.Copy !req
1170. Tomorrow, we move on to kittens!Copy !req
1171. Then, puppies! Bunnies! Pandas!Copy !req
1172. Charlize, they're on the ray!Copy !req
1173. Helen, hunt them down!Copy !req
1174. William, hurt them.Copy !req
1175. Halle, bury them!Copy !req
1176. Hugh, Jack, man the battle stations!Copy !req
1177. Kevin, bake on!Copy !req
1178. We're still gonna need
that victory cake!Copy !req
1179. We're only gonna get
one shot at this, boys.Copy !req
1180. How we doing on those snow globes?Copy !req
1181. Beam-splitter ready!Copy !req
1182. Fire at will!Copy !req
1183. Do it, Skipper!Copy !req
1184. Dead batteries?Copy !req
1185. Game over, Skipper.Copy !req
1186. No!Copy !req
1187. Rico, batteries!Copy !req
1188. Skipper, Kowalski,
hold off those octopi!Copy !req
1189. We're doing this now!Copy !req
1190. You heard Private! Deploy!Copy !req
1191. Get back, you aquatic savages!Copy !req
1192. Behind you! Beside you!
Six o'clock! Twelve o'clock!Copy !req
1193. They're coming from every direction!Copy !req
1194. There's just too many of them!Copy !req
1195. Whoa!Copy !req
1196. You came back!Copy !req
1197. Oh! That's why you look back
at the explosion.Copy !req
1198. Fallback positions!Copy !req
1199. Stay away from Private!Copy !req
1200. Suck it up, Kowalski!Copy !req
1201. No!Copy !req
1202. It's over, Skipper.Copy !req
1203. Over? That's weird.Copy !req
1204. Then why is Rico
throwing me a fresh pair of double-As?Copy !req
1205. No!Copy !req
1206. The remote!Copy !req
1207. Rico! Dibble me!Copy !req
1208. It worked!Copy !req
1209. Private!Copy !req
1210. Excuse me! Emergency! Coming through.Copy !req
1211. Make a hole! Make a hole!Copy !req
1212. Oh, no!Copy !req
1213. Don't worry!Copy !req
1214. A chrysalis is just forming around you.
That's perfectly normal.Copy !req
1215. Private.Copy !req
1216. Private?Copy !req
1217. Oh, look at that. Majestic!Copy !req
1218. Hello!Copy !req
1219. – Oh! Hey!
– What's wrong?Copy !req
1220. Have I got something...?Copy !req
1221. Cover your eyes. Don't turn your head!Copy !req
1222. So...Copy !req
1223. How do I look?Copy !req
1224. You're hideously disfigured...Copy !req
1225. and will probably be hunted for sport.Copy !req
1226. What?Copy !req
1227. What?Copy !req
1228. If there's anything we've learned
from this delightful adventure, Kowalski...Copy !req
1229. it's that looks don't matter.Copy !req
1230. It's what you do that counts.Copy !req
1231. And look at what you did.Copy !req
1232. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1233. You are the most meaningful
and valued member of this team.Copy !req
1234. Way to go, Private!Copy !req
1235. Atta boy!Copy !req
1236. Nicely done.Copy !req
1237. Way to go, Private. You did it!Copy !req
1238. We're so proud of you!Copy !req
1239. You saved us!Copy !req
1240. We love you, Private!Copy !req
1241. Yeah, we love you!Copy !req
1242. You the penguin!Copy !req
1243. Ramirez!Copy !req
1244. – "Dave."
– Dave!Copy !req
1245. What? Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1246. Dave! Oh, look at you.Copy !req
1247. You think this is over?
I'm just getting started!Copy !req
1248. What do we do with him now?Copy !req
1249. Open this right now!Copy !req
1250. Here you go, kid.Copy !req
1251. Cool!Copy !req
1252. I hope you find happiness, Dave.Copy !req
1253. It's snowing!
It's snowing! It's snowing!Copy !req
1254. It's snowing! It's snowing!
It's snowing! It's snowing!Copy !req
1255. Right. Now, then...Copy !req
1256. This is difficult for me to say—Copy !req
1257. Is it "osteoporosis"?Copy !req
1258. You just gotta lean into the vowel.Copy !req
1259. Os-tee-oh-...Copy !req
1260. No, no.Copy !req
1261. I want to say, you four are
the bravest agents I have ever known.Copy !req
1262. The point is...Copy !req
1263. I was wrong about you.Copy !req
1264. And I hope there is some way
I can make it right.Copy !req
1265. – Give us jetpacks?
– We should kiss.Copy !req
1266. Did you just say...?Copy !req
1267. Well, that feels right!Copy !req
1268. I think I'd actually
prefer a jetpack, please.Copy !req
1269. I think we should go with
Private's idea.Copy !req
1270. Kowalski, what's our trajectory?Copy !req
1271. 95% certain this will end in massive,
flaming disaster.Copy !req
1272. And the other 5%?Copy !req
1273. Irrelevant, sir. Jetpacks are awesome!Copy !req
1274. Agreed.Copy !req
1275. Who says penguins can't fly?Copy !req
1276. Booyah!Copy !req
1277. Skipper, we are going to turn me
back to normal, right?Copy !req
1278. Absolutely. First thing, Monday.Copy !req
1279. I'm in a rocket ship!Copy !req
1280. I want to push the button.Copy !req
1281. Give me that.Copy !req
1282. Stealer!Copy !req
1283. Let's do this! I'm ready!Copy !req
1284. Okay, on three. One, three, go!Copy !req
1285. I'm just going to do
a little practice push.Copy !req
1286. Okay, I'm not going to press it—Copy !req
1287. Why are you smacking my hand?
Hey, look over there!Copy !req
1288. I'm a laser show!Copy !req
1289. Julien!Copy !req
1290. Hey!Copy !req
1291. That's the Private we know and love.
High one!Copy !req
1292. Immeasurable cuteness, right there.Copy !req
1293. Good to be back.Copy !req
1294. I feel like a french fry.Copy !req
1295. I'm okay!Copy !req
1296. And with cuteness to spare.Copy !req
1297. Come on!
Frosty mugs of herring juice, all around.Copy !req
1298. – Private's buying.
– What?Copy !req
1299. You know, if I'm being honest,
I expected a little more...Copy !req
1300. pizzazz!Copy !req
1301. Yes! Now, that's pizzazz!Copy !req