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3. It's been great getting to know you,
Pee-wee Herman.
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5. Your art, music, pizza.
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8. I've loved these last two weeks.
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9. I wish I didn't have to go.
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10. Me, too.
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11. Come with me, back to my planet.
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12. Meet my family and friends.
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13. Live with me.
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14. I can't.
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18. I'll always remember you, too, Yul.
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19. Look.
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25. Right.
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26. Arrivederci, Pee-wee Herman.
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27. Arrivederci, Yul.
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28. I want to go, but I can't leave home!
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29. I can't leave home!
I can't leave home!
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30. I want to go, but I can't leave home!
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31. I can't leave home! I can't leave home!
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32. I can't leave home.
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33. I can't leave home!
I can't leave home!
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34. Morning!
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35. Ooh!
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36. Ooh!
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37. Apple-y!
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38. - Good morning, Pee-wee!
- Morning, Mr. Murgatroyd!
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39. - Pee-wee!
- Hi, kids!
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40. Ooh! Ooh!
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41. Hello!
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42. Breakfast bar!
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43. Scone, French toast, American toast...
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44. Green grapes, sausages,
bacon, cinnamon toast!
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45. Buh-bye!
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46. Good morning, Pee-wee!
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47. Good morning, Mrs. Rose!
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48. Oh, look at you.
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49. You're cute as a peanut!
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50. Ow!
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51. Have you heard about
those new corduroy pillows?
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52. Corduroy pillows? No.
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53. I'm surprised,
'cause they're making head lines!
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54. Get it? "Head lines!"
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55. Oh!
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56. - Hold on. Hey, Ruby!
- Morning, Pee-wee.
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57. - Last stop, Nana's Yarn Barn!
- Oh!
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58. You're the sweetest boy in Fairville,
Pee-wee.
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59. - Me?
- Is there anything sweeter than you?
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60. Uh... a Root Beer Barrel?
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61. That's right!
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62. I know they're in here somewhere.
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63. There it is.
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64. No.
What was I looking for?
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65. Oh...
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66. Root Beer Barrels are my favorite!
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67. Boop!
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68. Ah!
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69. Well, listen, you seem really busy.
Let me let you let me run.
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70. - Bye, Mrs. Rose!
- Bye-bye, Pee-wee.
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71. - Pee-wee!
- Yo, Billy!
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72. - Hey, Pee-wee!
- Hey, Ben!
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73. - Morning, Pee-wee!
- Kevin!
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74. —Pee-wee!
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75. I'm so glad I bumped into you.
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76. I've got an amazing deal
I want to tell you about.
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77. You're gonna have to tell me later,
Marvin.
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78. I'm on my way to work.
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79. Just a moment of your time.
Come on, Pee-wee.
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80. Tell me, Pee-wee, where do you
picture yourself on vacation?
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83. Mexico?
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84. Morocco?
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85. What is this?
A travel agency or a millinery?
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86. Sorry, Marvin, I'm not interested.
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87. Come on, Pee-wee.
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89. - what life is like outside Fairville?
- Nope!
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90. Marvin, you know I don't want
to go anywhere or try anything new.
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91. Bye!
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92. Phew!
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95. I'm gonna return them soon, I promise.
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96. - I don't care about silly overdue books.
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97. But I do have something special
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98. Hmm.
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99. The new Scuba Cop?
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100. The Emerald Sharks?
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101. And the sharks are hammerheads?
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102. These are the exact type of sharks
that Scuba Cop hates the most!
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for the Book Club tomorrow night.
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you and I might—
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Emily, let me stop you right there.
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107. I neglected to RSVP my regrets.
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108. I have rehearsal that night. NA.
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109. - NA?
- Not available.
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110. Sorry.
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111. Well, what time is your rehearsal?
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112. Oh, uh, TBD.
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113. - TBD?
- To be decided.
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114. LATT, Em.
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115. What?
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116. - IHT—
- "Look at the time."
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117. "I have to be going."
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118. You understand.
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119. Yay! Work time!
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120. Two eggs, fried, extra hash browns,
side of sausage. Enjoy!
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121. Looks fantastic as always, Beverly.
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122. Dan's Diner.
Dan speaking.
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123. French toast is up, Bev!
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124. Denver omelet.
Easy on the cheese.
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125. Easy on the cheese-y, coming right up-y!
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126. Boop.
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127. Dudley! Sylvester! Clovis!
What are you guys doing here?
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128. Pee-wee, we need to talk to you
about band rehearsal.
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129. Well, it is unusual to be discussing
Renegades business at my workplace,
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130. but, sure, what's up?
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131. My promotion at the grocery store means
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132. Nights.
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133. Yeah, and my girlfriend's making me take
ballroom dancing with her
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134. four times a week.
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135. Nights.
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136. My office just pressured me into joining
their nighttime bowling league.
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137. Nights.
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138. But the Renegades rehearse at night.
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139. Hello? How's that gonna work
if all you guys are so busy at night?
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140. It's not.
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141. The Renegades are breaking up.
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142. What?
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143. - No!
- Things are changing.
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144. None of us have enough time
to be in a band anymore.
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145. I do!
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146. That's because you're stuck in a rut,
Pee-wee.
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147. We want to move on to other things.
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148. What am I supposed to move on to?
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149. What am I supposed to do
with my flutophone?
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150. Why don't you think about a solo career?
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151. Why don't you?
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152. Good luck, you guys.
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153. Good luck with all your stupid, important
reasons for breaking up the Renegades!
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154. - Nice seeing you, Dan.
- Bye, Dan!
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155. Pee-wee, I gotta say,
your French toast is perfection!
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156. Thanks.
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157. Same with your pancakes, Herman.
They drive me crazy!
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158. Not that long a drive, Ernie, but thanks.
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159. I'm taking this biscuit with me.
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160. I love it.
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161. Why don't you marry it?
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162. Listen, you guys, you seem really busy.
Let me let you let me run, okay?
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163. All right? Buh-bye!
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164. - Thanks for coming.
- Later!
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165. - See you tomorrow.
- Bye.
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167. I gotta go meet a couple pals
at the lodge.
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168. Sure, Dan. I'll be right here.
Where else would I go?
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169. Gonna be right here.
Just like always.
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171. Attaboy!
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172. Sharks pulling off a jewel heist?
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173. It could happen,
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174. but not if Scuba Cop happens to be
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175. Cool.
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176. Double cool.
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177. Triple cool.
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179. - Milkshake, please.
- Flavor?
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180. Let's say chocolate.
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181. Sure. Three, two, one.
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182. Chocolate.
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183. Boop!
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184. Ooh!
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185. Ooh!
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186. La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
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187. La!
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188. Boop! Think fast!
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189. Wow!
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190. Thanks, appreciate that.
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191. Mmm.
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192. Mmm!
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193. Mmm!
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194. Wow, man!
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195. This milkshake is outrageous.
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196. - I really mean it.
- Probably...
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199. You know what would go great
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200. A Root Beer Barrel!
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201. Only the best candy in the world!
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202. It really is!
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204. Charleston Chew. Third?
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205. Tie between two candies.
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208. Shut up!
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209. Shut up.
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Mr. Master Milkshake Maker,
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this little burg of yours?
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I'd love to!
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213. Oh, I can't.
I gotta watch over the diner.
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214. - I promised Dan and Beverly—
- "Promised Dan and Beverly"?
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You sound like a little baby.
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217. Chillax, man.
Live a little.
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218. What?
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219. Live a little.
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220. Live a little.
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222. Shh!
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223. - You hear that?
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224. It's the old highway callin'.
Get on.
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225. Wicked-awesome view, dude!
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226. - And it's right in your backyard.
- I'm glad you like it.
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to the model scale HO-187.
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229. A miniature world!
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230. A miniature world.
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It's breathtaking.
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242. this little building is where Fairville's
premier music group, the Renega—
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243. - What's wrong? What's that building?
- Nothing.
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245. where my stupid band used to rehearse
before we broke up!
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249. Yeah, sure. I'm fine.
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Three, two, one.
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265. Oh, it's Pee-wee. Pee-wee Herman.
And you are?
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266. Good one.
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267. Uh... what?
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268. Wait...
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Why would I?
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Joe Man...
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One more time.
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277. I'm an actor.
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and who knows?
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280. I wish you luck, Joe Man...
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- Uh-uh.
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- Hmm, you'd think so, but no.
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284. That's what I like about you, Pee-wee.
You're normal.
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285. Your miniature world is awesome.
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290. May I tell you something
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291. Sure.
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293. Once upon a time, I won a contest.
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298. I came back with a metal plate in my head.
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Hmm...
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301. Ha!
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302. What could possibly be going on out there
that I haven't tried already in Fairville?
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303. - You ever been in a fight?
- No.
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304. - You ever broken a rule?
- No!
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308. Breaking rules and breaking hearts,
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"Brother"?
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- No!
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better than the plain-salted.
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of life experience.
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327. A few days on the open road
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330. Stick around here...
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332. Stick around here...
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334. What should I do?
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336. Whoa, that's a big apple.
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337. Big Apple!
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338. That's it! Bingo!
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339. - Can I get anybody more water?
- Where's my order?
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343. Me hungry!
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344. Shoot! Heck! Darn!
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346. I'm leaving town.
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347. I won't be at work tomorrow
or the next day or the day after that.
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352. I hope I'm not tempting fate
by saying this out loud,
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is off to a perfect start!
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354. Uh-oh, those nice women are in trouble!
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Hop in!
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357. - Hello—
- Drive, pip-squeak.
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Oh, my gosh!
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359. Time is of the essence, Daddy-o.
Put the pedal to the metal!
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362. Hey!
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363. Watch where you're going, maniac!
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364. Why are the cops after us?
Are you guys witches?
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365. Never ask a wimp to do a lady's job.
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366. - Ooh!
- Faster, granny!
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367. Please, don't make me
wreck Little Connie!
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368. This is one moving violation
after another!
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You're a criminal.
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371. We just fed you.
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372. Listen, ladies, it's been real
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100th birthday party
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He'll go and squeal to the cops.
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