1. Look out, Mr. Potato Head!Copy !req
2. Good morning, Speck!Copy !req
3. Me, too. Come on.
Let's get some breakfast.Copy !req
4. Mad dog!Copy !req
5. Good morning, Pee-wee.Copy !req
6. Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.Copy !req
7. Can I have my "Mr. T" cereal?Copy !req
8. I pity the poor fool
who don't eat my cereal!Copy !req
9. Here, Speck.Copy !req
10. Welp, I'm off.Copy !req
11. You be good.Copy !req
12. Good morning, Mr. Crabtree.Copy !req
13. Good morning, Pee-wee.Copy !req
14. I'm going to water my lawn.Copy !req
15. Good morning. I'm here.Copy !req
16. You're the best bike in the whole world.Copy !req
17. Brush-brush-brush.
Brush-brush-brush.Copy !req
18. Good morning, Pee-wee.Copy !req
19. Hello, Francis.Copy !req
20. Today is my birthday. My father said
I can have anything I want.Copy !req
21. Good for you and your father.Copy !req
22. Guess what I want?Copy !req
23. A new brain?Copy !req
24. No. Your bike.Copy !req
25. What's so funny, Pee-wee?Copy !req
26. It's not for sale, Francis.Copy !req
27. My father says, "Everything
is negotiable," Pee-wee.Copy !req
28. I wouldn't sell my bike for anything.Copy !req
29. Not for a hundred, billion,
million, trillion dollars.Copy !req
30. - You're crazy.
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
31. - You're a nerd.
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
32. - You're an idiot.
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
33. I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
34. I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
35. I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
36. - I know you are, but what am I?
- Infinity!Copy !req
37. - I'm not, you are.
- You are.Copy !req
38. - No way!
- No way!Copy !req
39. - Knock it off!
- Knock it off!Copy !req
40. - Cut it out!
- Cut it out!Copy !req
41. - Shut up!
- Make me.Copy !req
42. Why don't you make me?Copy !req
43. Because I don't make monkeys,
I just train them.Copy !req
44. Pee-wee, listen to reason.Copy !req
45. I'm listening to reason.Copy !req
46. That's my name, don't wear it out.Copy !req
47. Remember when I first saw your bike?Copy !req
48. You rode past my house, and I ran out
to tell you how much I liked it.Copy !req
49. I love that story.Copy !req
50. You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman.Copy !req
51. I meant to do that.Copy !req
52. My good friend, Pee-wee!Copy !req
53. Hi, Mario.Copy !req
54. Are you just browsing today?Copy !req
55. Sort of. I wanted to stock up
on some supplies.Copy !req
56. Help yourself.Copy !req
57. How do you like school?Copy !req
58. Closed.Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. I got some new items
you might be interested in.Copy !req
61. Box for Pee-wee.Copy !req
62. New, improved, squirting flower.Copy !req
63. Fake blood, or is it?Copy !req
64. Super stink-bomb?Copy !req
65. Have some.Copy !req
66. Shrunken head?Copy !req
67. Regular size?Copy !req
68. Trick gum?Copy !req
69. Headlight glasses?Copy !req
70. And direct from Australia,
The Boomerang Bow-Tie!Copy !req
71. Come in red?Copy !req
72. I'll be right back.Copy !req
73. - What's up, man?
- How's it going?Copy !req
74. Is Dottie still working on your bike?Copy !req
75. No, I've got it back already.Copy !req
76. What's she doing to it?Copy !req
77. I can't talk about it.
James Bond kind of stuff.Copy !req
78. Dottie's radical with bikes.Copy !req
79. I say we cruise, dudes.Copy !req
80. It's getting hot in here.Copy !req
81. It's steamy.Copy !req
82. I'm sweating.Copy !req
83. Is my horn ready yet?Copy !req
84. It's ready. It should be
loud enough for you now.Copy !req
85. Where is it? Let's hear it.Copy !req
86. Wait. I want to talk to you first.Copy !req
87. You are talking to me.Copy !req
88. No, I want your undivided attention.Copy !req
89. This is important.
I want to ask you something.Copy !req
90. I want to know,
if you will do something?Copy !req
91. What?Copy !req
92. I want to know if you'll
go someplace with me.Copy !req
93. Like where?Copy !req
94. The drive-in.Copy !req
95. Look, Dottie, I like you.Copy !req
96. Like! I like you.Copy !req
97. I like you, too.Copy !req
98. There are a lot of things about me
you don't know anything about.Copy !req
99. Things you wouldn't understand,
you couldn't understand.Copy !req
100. Things you shouldn't understand.Copy !req
101. I don't understand.Copy !req
102. You don't want to get mixed up with me.Copy !req
103. I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.Copy !req
104. So long, Dot.Copy !req
105. Are you the owner?Copy !req
106. Yes. That's me. They call me Chuck.Copy !req
107. Can I do anything?Copy !req
108. We're losing time!Copy !req
109. Set up a dragnet!
Comb the whole area! Hurry!Copy !req
110. I'm afraid we can't consider your bike
being stolen a police emergency.Copy !req
111. If it doesn't turn up, come to
the station and fill out a report.Copy !req
112. That's the best we can do.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
113. Where are you going?Copy !req
114. To find my bike!Copy !req
115. Why exactly do you believe
the Soviets were involved?Copy !req
116. Let me be honest. Hundreds of bikes
are stolen every month.Copy !req
117. Very few of them are recovered.
We don't have the resources.Copy !req
118. You're saying you can't do anything.Copy !req
119. My bike means everything to me.Copy !req
120. I knew the police wouldn't help.Copy !req
121. You know what I'd do?Copy !req
122. Retrace my steps.Copy !req
123. I parked my bike and
when I came back it was gone.Copy !req
124. Can you think of anyone
who'd want to take it?Copy !req
125. Everyone wanted my bike.Copy !req
126. This morning, before it was stolen,
Francis offer... Francis!Copy !req
127. I want to see Francis.Copy !req
128. He's busy.Copy !req
129. Busy, doing what?Copy !req
130. He's having his bath.Copy !req
131. Where are they hosing him down?Copy !req
132. Me again!Copy !req
133. Fire!Copy !req
134. Still want to buy my bike?Copy !req
135. I don't want that relic.
I can have any bike in the world.Copy !req
136. You don't want it because you have it!Copy !req
137. Tell me where it is before I lose
patience with you.Copy !req
138. Help, Dad!Copy !req
139. Go on and scream! We're miles
from where anyone can hear you!Copy !req
140. Are you all right?Copy !req
141. What's going on in there?Copy !req
142. I wouldn't sell it to you,
so you stole it!Copy !req
143. I swear it wasn't me!Copy !req
144. Francis, we're breaking the door down!Copy !req
145. What is going on?
Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
146. - He's a thief! He stole my bike!
- You liar!Copy !req
147. I swear I didn't do it.Copy !req
148. That's a serious accusation.Copy !req
149. Do you have any proof?Copy !req
150. Not exactly.Copy !req
151. Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves.Copy !req
152. Just look at him.Copy !req
153. He couldn't have stolen your bike.Copy !req
154. We set up his birthday
train-set all day.Copy !req
155. I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
156. We don't have to involve
the authorities, do we?Copy !req
157. It was a simple mistake
and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
158. I think that you owe Francis an apology.Copy !req
159. And then I want you two to shake hands.Copy !req
160. I'm sorry, Francis.Copy !req
161. Here. Would you care for some gum?Copy !req
162. Would you care for some?Copy !req
163. Spearmint or fruit?Copy !req
164. Fruit, please.Copy !req
165. Well, good-bye.Copy !req
166. You do believe me, don't you, Dad?Copy !req
167. How are you ever going
to pay a reward like that?Copy !req
168. It's simple.Copy !req
169. Whoever returns the bike is obviously
the person who stole it.Copy !req
170. So they don't deserve any reward!Copy !req
171. Where are we going now?Copy !req
172. On the air!Copy !req
173. That was some story.
And with the reward you've offered...Copy !req
174. I'm sure our listeners
will be out looking.Copy !req
175. My name's engraved
on the back of the seat.Copy !req
176. That's Pee-wee Herman.
P-E-E...Copy !req
177. That does it.Copy !req
178. He just won't let up.Copy !req
179. I changed my mind.
I don't want the bike anymore.Copy !req
180. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
181. So fork over my money
for lifting it for you, Buxton!Copy !req
182. Here. Take the bike with you.
Just get rid of it!Copy !req
183. That'll cost you extra.Copy !req
184. See you later, sucker!Copy !req
185. Good! We can finally
start the big meeting.Copy !req
186. Dottie, Chuck.Copy !req
187. Let's begin, shall we?Copy !req
188. Shall we?Copy !req
189. This box contains over
217 bits and pieces of information.Copy !req
190. Evidence.Copy !req
191. Exhibit "A"!
A photograph of the victims.Copy !req
192. My bike and me.Copy !req
193. Exhibit "B"!Copy !req
194. Another photograph!
What's missing from this picture?Copy !req
195. It's just me. Without my bike!Copy !req
196. Is this something you can share
with the rest of us?Copy !req
197. Exhibit "C".
The horn I was picking up...Copy !req
198. at Chuck's...Copy !req
199. Bike-O-Rama...Copy !req
200. when my bike was actually stolen.Copy !req
201. Exhibit "D"! Jimmy!Copy !req
202. What is this?Copy !req
203. Too late! Chip!Copy !req
204. It looks like a pen.Copy !req
205. Exactly! I bought this pen one hour
before my bike was stolen.Copy !req
206. Why? What's the significance?
I don't know!Copy !req
207. Exhibit "Q"!Copy !req
208. A scale model of the entire mall!Copy !req
209. "X" marks the scene of the crime.Copy !req
210. These arrows mark the sun's position
at the hour of the crime!Copy !req
211. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto!Copy !req
212. The moon was in the Seventh...Copy !req
213. Please save your questions
until I'm through!Copy !req
214. Well, when will that be?Copy !req
215. A long time, we wait.Copy !req
216. We've been here over three hours.Copy !req
217. I'm not sure if any of us can see
what this is supposed to mean!Copy !req
218. Supposed to mean? Supposed to mean?Copy !req
219. I think everyone here knows
what this is supposed to mean.Copy !req
220. When you've gone over something
again and again...Copy !req
221. and again and again...Copy !req
222. like I have...Copy !req
223. certain questions get answered.
Others spring up!Copy !req
224. The mind plays tricks on you.
You play tricks back!Copy !req
225. It's like you're unraveling
a cable-knit sweater...Copy !req
226. that someone keeps knitting...Copy !req
227. and knitting and knitting...Copy !req
228. and knitting and knitting
and knitting!Copy !req
229. Let's go get some fresh air.Copy !req
230. Because it's hot in here.Copy !req
231. Hot? Who's hot? Feels just fine
to me! I feel just perfect.Copy !req
232. I can't remember when
I've felt so cozy down here.Copy !req
233. I can get Chuck to give you a good break
on another bike in the shop.Copy !req
234. I don't want another bike!Copy !req
235. Pee-wee, listen,
if you want my help...Copy !req
236. I don't want your help!Copy !req
237. I don't need the police
and I don't need you!Copy !req
238. I don't need anybody!Copy !req
239. You're new to this turf.
We don't like strangers!Copy !req
240. Cash only.Copy !req
241. No cards, no checks.Copy !req
242. You got cash?Copy !req
243. Let me take your jacket.Copy !req
244. You want to wear a wet jacket,
it's all right with Madam Ruby.Copy !req
245. For $20 I can tell you a lot of things.
For $30 I can tell you more.Copy !req
246. And for $50 I can tell you everything.Copy !req
247. Tell me why I'm here.Copy !req
248. You're here because you...Copy !req
249. want something.Copy !req
250. Let's see...Copy !req
251. what Madam Ruby sees.Copy !req
252. I see...Copy !req
253. a bicycle.Copy !req
254. Yes! Is it okay?Copy !req
255. It's okay.Copy !req
256. Where is it? Can you see it?
Where is it?Copy !req
257. Where is it?Copy !req
258. It's somewhere else.
Somewhere far away.Copy !req
259. Where?Copy !req
260. The Alamo.Copy !req
261. The Alamo.Copy !req
262. In the basement.Copy !req
263. I'll never forget you.Copy !req
264. Thanks a million.
I've been trying all day.Copy !req
265. - The name's Mickey.
- I'm Pee-wee.Copy !req
266. How about some music?Copy !req
267. Morelli is armed and dangerous...Copy !req
268. Forget the music.Copy !req
269. Let's enjoy the scenery.Copy !req
270. What did you do?Copy !req
271. I lost my temper, took a knife
and I...Copy !req
272. You know those "Do not remove under
penalty of law" labels on mattresses?Copy !req
273. I cut one off.Copy !req
274. I got a real bad temper.Copy !req
275. I always thought that was a dumb law.Copy !req
276. You said a mouthful.Copy !req
277. Life can be so unfair.Copy !req
278. You're telling me?Copy !req
279. I tried to go through legal channels.
But the cops, hah!Copy !req
280. They were no help.
They gave me the runaround.Copy !req
281. That's when I decided to take
the law into my own hands.Copy !req
282. The law...Copy !req
283. The law.Copy !req
284. The law.Copy !req
285. The law!Copy !req
286. This is it.Copy !req
287. I got an idea!Copy !req
288. What's going on?Copy !req
289. We're looking for an escaped convict.Copy !req
290. We heard about it on the radio.
Right, honey?Copy !req
291. Have you seen this man?Copy !req
292. I've seen better heads on boils!Copy !req
293. No, I'm sure I'd remember this face.Copy !req
294. - Would you mind stepping out of the car.
- No, not at all, officer.Copy !req
295. - Some sort of problem?
- Not at all.Copy !req
296. I wanted to look at
that cute outfit you have on.Copy !req
297. Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.Copy !req
298. You have a nice day.Copy !req
299. What's it like in the big house, Mickey?Copy !req
300. It's not so bad.Copy !req
301. You get to lift weights,
watch TV, write up appeals...Copy !req
302. take long showers, lift weights.Copy !req
303. You get used to it.Copy !req
304. Out!Copy !req
305. Out!Copy !req
306. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
307. Look kid, I like you. I like you a lot.Copy !req
308. That's why I can't drag you into this.Copy !req
309. I'm bad. You don't get mixed up
with a guy like me.Copy !req
310. I'm a Ioner. A rebel!Copy !req
311. Dйjа vu.Copy !req
312. See you in the Promised Land.Copy !req
313. Arrivederci, baby!Copy !req
314. Wait!Copy !req
315. I'm in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
316. Sure is spooky out here.Copy !req
317. Probably just a dog.Copy !req
318. Kitty.Copy !req
319. Where's those headlight glasses?Copy !req
320. Thanks for stopping.Copy !req
321. Some night, huh?Copy !req
322. On this very night...Copy !req
323. ten years ago...Copy !req
324. on this the same stretch of road...Copy !req
325. in a dense fog just like this...Copy !req
326. I saw the worst accident I ever seen.Copy !req
327. There was this sound...Copy !req
328. like a garbage truck...Copy !req
329. dropped off
the Empire State Building.Copy !req
330. And when they finally pulled
the driver's body...Copy !req
331. from the twisted, burning wreck...Copy !req
332. it looked like this!Copy !req
333. That was the worst accident...Copy !req
334. I ever seen.Copy !req
335. I get off right up here.Copy !req
336. Have a nice day.Copy !req
337. Be sure and tell them.
Large Marge sent you.Copy !req
338. Large Marge sent me.Copy !req
339. Did you say Large Marge?Copy !req
340. She just dropped me off.Copy !req
341. That's impossible.Copy !req
342. Large Marge, she's...Copy !req
343. It was ten years ago...Copy !req
344. on a night just like tonight.Copy !req
345. Tonight's the anniversary.Copy !req
346. Worst accident I ever seen.Copy !req
347. But that means the Large Marge
I was riding with was...Copy !req
348. her ghost.Copy !req
349. Don't you mind them.
They're just superstitious.Copy !req
350. My wallet's gone!Copy !req
351. I think you've worked off
that tuna platter and milk shake.Copy !req
352. And here's something extra.Copy !req
353. Thanks, Simone.Copy !req
354. That old highway's a-calling.Copy !req
355. I got to move on.Copy !req
356. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
357. I said I always have trouble
with good-byes.Copy !req
358. The French say, Au revoir.Copy !req
359. Au revoir.Copy !req
360. Before you go will you come
and watch the sunrise with me?Copy !req
361. Please?Copy !req
362. Do you have any dreams?Copy !req
363. I'm all alone.Copy !req
364. I'm rolling a big doughnut
and a snake wearing a vest...Copy !req
365. No, not that kind of dream.Copy !req
366. I mean a dream you dream about
all the time...Copy !req
367. and it keeps you going,
dreaming about it...Copy !req
368. hoping it will come true.Copy !req
369. Do you ever have a dream like that?Copy !req
370. To find my bike.Copy !req
371. My dream is to live
in the city of eternal love...Copy !req
372. Paris, France.Copy !req
373. You'll get there, Simone.Copy !req
374. I don't know.Copy !req
375. Why not? What's stopping you?Copy !req
376. Andy, for one.Copy !req
377. - Who's Andy?
- My boyfriend.Copy !req
378. He's real jealous.Copy !req
379. He flunked French in high school...Copy !req
380. and thinks that everything there
is set up to make him look dumb.Copy !req
381. I bet if he knew how important
it is to you, he'd change his mind.Copy !req
382. Simone, this is your dream.
You have to follow it.Copy !req
383. I know you're right, but...Copy !req
384. But what?Copy !req
385. Everyone I know has a big "but."Copy !req
386. Come on, Simone.
Let's talk about your big "but."Copy !req
387. I don't know.Copy !req
388. You can't just wish and hope
for something to come true.Copy !req
389. You have to make it happen.Copy !req
390. I've been waiting for somebody
to put it to me like that for so long.Copy !req
391. Stop!Copy !req
392. Stop!Copy !req
393. Morning.Copy !req
394. Care for a sardine?Copy !req
395. No, thank you.Copy !req
396. Imported.Copy !req
397. Name's Jack.Copy !req
398. "She'll be wearing pink pajamas.Copy !req
399. "She'll be wearing pink pajamas
when she comes.Copy !req
400. "We'll all go out to meet her
when she comes."Copy !req
401. "It rained all night the day I left,
The weather, it was dry.Copy !req
402. "The sun so hot I froze to death,
Susannah, don't you cry."Copy !req
403. "Flies in the buttermilk,
Shoo, fly, shoo.Copy !req
404. "Skip to my Lou, my darling."Copy !req
405. "Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care."Copy !req
406. Welcome to the San Antonio Department
of Parks and Recreation Alamo tour.Copy !req
407. My name is Tina.Copy !req
408. Excuse me Tina,
but could we go straight...Copy !req
409. Let's hold all questions
until the end of the tour.Copy !req
410. Thank you.Copy !req
411. This Mission, the Alamo, named from
the Spanish word for cottonwood tree...Copy !req
412. was established in the year 1718.Copy !req
413. The same year that our city was founded
by the Spanish expeditionary force...Copy !req
414. on the site of
an Indian burial mound.Copy !req
415. This is one of my favorite parts
of the tour.Copy !req
416. Please say hello to our residents,
Pedro and his wife, Inez.Copy !req
417. Inez is holding a clay pot
that she seems very proud of.Copy !req
418. She carefully detailed it
with paint and glaze.Copy !req
419. And Pedro is working on an "adobe."Copy !req
420. Can you say that with me? Adobe.Copy !req
421. We are now in the kitchen
of the Alamo women.Copy !req
422. Here they are preparing
culinary delights of the Southwest.Copy !req
423. Do I hear someone's stomach growling?Copy !req
424. The mainstay of the Alamo diet is corn.Copy !req
425. Corn can be prepared many ways.Copy !req
426. It can be boiled, shucked,
creamed...Copy !req
427. or in this case dried.Copy !req
428. Corn can also be used to make...Copy !req
429. tortillas.Copy !req
430. Do we have any Mexican-Americans
with us today?Copy !req
431. There are thousands and thousands
of uses for corn...Copy !req
432. all of which I will
tell you about right now.Copy !req
433. Upon this battlement, in 1836...Copy !req
434. two hundred Texas volunteers...Copy !req
435. including such heroes as
Davy Crockett, Bill Travis, Jim Bowie...Copy !req
436. fought off an onslaught
of 4,000 Mexicans...Copy !req
437. under the command of
General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana.Copy !req
438. At this time, I'd like
to conclude our tour.Copy !req
439. You all have been one of the greatest
groups I have ever worked with.Copy !req
440. Are there any questions?Copy !req
441. Where's the basement?Copy !req
442. Aren't we going to see the basement?Copy !req
443. There's no basement at the Alamo.Copy !req
444. Pee-wee, I'm on my way to Paris.Copy !req
445. Andy and I had a fight after you left.Copy !req
446. You were right, Pee-wee.Copy !req
447. I'm making my wish come true.Copy !req
448. I'm off to Paris!Copy !req
449. What's wrong?Copy !req
450. Bus 91, leaving for New York City,
now departing.Copy !req
451. That's my bus.Copy !req
452. Come on.Copy !req
453. Guess what. The Alamo was built
without a basement.Copy !req
454. I didn't know that.Copy !req
455. Neither did I. They don't tell you
that stuff in school.Copy !req
456. It's something you
just have to experience.Copy !req
457. Don't worry, Pee-wee.
I know you'll find your bike.Copy !req
458. Good luck. I just know
you're going to find your bike.Copy !req
459. Hello, Dottie? It's me, Pee-wee.Copy !req
460. Where are you calling from?Copy !req
461. Texas.Copy !req
462. Honest. Listen, I'll prove it.Copy !req
463. "The stars at night
Are big and bright...Copy !req
464. "Deep in the heart of Texas."Copy !req
465. Wait. Don't hang up.
There's something...Copy !req
466. I have to talk to you about.Copy !req
467. It's about the other night.Copy !req
468. I owe everybody a big apology.
Especially you.Copy !req
469. I didn't mean what I said, Dottie.
Honest.Copy !req
470. I know you didn't.Copy !req
471. There's somebody else
who's been worried about you.Copy !req
472. I know.Copy !req
473. I forgot.Copy !req
474. All right, Speck!Copy !req
475. All right, Speck! Put Dottie back on.Copy !req
476. There's something I want to say.Copy !req
477. I've learned something
out here on the road.Copy !req
478. Humility.Copy !req
479. Dottie, when I get back,
will you...Copy !req
480. What, Pee-wee?Copy !req
481. Will you still help me find my bike?Copy !req
482. All right.Copy !req
483. There's something else
I wanted to ask you about.Copy !req
484. What is it?Copy !req
485. Could you wire me a bus ticket?
I'll pay you back. Honest.Copy !req
486. All right, Pee-wee.Copy !req
487. When you get back,
we can settle up at the drive-in.Copy !req
488. What?Copy !req
489. I couldn't hear that last part.Copy !req
490. The connection just got really bad.Copy !req
491. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
492. You missed it by five minutes.Copy !req
493. Next up is the local favorite, Number 9,
Lloyd Fletcher, riding Volcano.Copy !req
494. That's you.Copy !req
495. And away he goes!Copy !req
496. It looks like he's going for...Copy !req
497. a new San Antonio record!Copy !req
498. He may be going for
a new world's record!Copy !req
499. That was some fancy riding.
Let's hope Lloyd is okay.Copy !req
500. What's your name?Copy !req
501. I can't remember.Copy !req
502. Where you from?Copy !req
503. I can't remember.Copy !req
504. Can't you remember anything?Copy !req
505. I remember the Alamo.Copy !req
506. I'm sorry, operator. I can't hear you.Copy !req
507. I'm trying to use the phone!Copy !req
508. Did anybody tell you that this is
the private club of the Satan's Helpers?Copy !req
509. Nobody hipped me to that dude.Copy !req
510. It's off-limits!Copy !req
511. Well, my mistake!Copy !req
512. Guess I'll be on my way, then.Copy !req
513. Excuse me.Copy !req
514. Excuse me.Copy !req
515. I barely touched them!Copy !req
516. I say we kill him!Copy !req
517. I say we hang him, then we kill him!Copy !req
518. I say we stomp him!Copy !req
519. Then we tattoo him!Copy !req
520. Then we hang him!Copy !req
521. And then we kill him!Copy !req
522. I say we let him go.Copy !req
523. I say you let me have him first!Copy !req
524. Wait! Don't I get a last request?Copy !req
525. Why not?Copy !req
526. Break dance!Copy !req
527. Tequila!Copy !req
528. Thanks a lot, dudes.Copy !req
529. I hope you find your bike.Copy !req
530. Now!Copy !req
531. The customized bicycle was presented
to child star, Kevin Morton...Copy !req
532. at Warner Brothers Studios
in Hollywood, California.Copy !req
533. Congratulations, Kevin.Copy !req
534. Thanks, Mr. Hawthorne.Copy !req
535. A bike like this is every boy's dream.Copy !req
536. Excuse me, sir.
Do you have a pass?Copy !req
537. Oh, no, I' sorry you can't
enter without a pass.Copy !req
538. So the fellow said, "What do you think
I have down here, a duck?"Copy !req
539. A duck!Copy !req
540. Where can I find Kevin Morton?Copy !req
541. I don't know.Copy !req
542. Do you know what stage
Kevin Morton is on?Copy !req
543. It's stage six.Copy !req
544. All right. I want to go once again.Copy !req
545. Hair standing by.Copy !req
546. What I want to do now,
is I want to do one more, faster paced.Copy !req
547. All right, Kevin?Copy !req
548. You know, I would love to...Copy !req
549. except how can I
when she's so late on her cues?Copy !req
550. Just a minute!Copy !req
551. Please, Marion.Copy !req
552. I don't have to take that
from that little...Copy !req
553. Kid! He's just a kid.Copy !req
554. Even a kid can be courteous.
I'm going to quit.Copy !req
555. I swear it, I am going to quit!Copy !req
556. All right, Jerry. But I have had it!Copy !req
557. Well, is everything straightened out?Copy !req
558. We're ready when you are.Copy !req
559. Doesn't it look like I'm ready?
I am always ready!Copy !req
560. I have been ready since first call!
I am ready!Copy !req
561. Roll!Copy !req
562. Quiet, please! This is a take!Copy !req
563. Action!Copy !req
564. Good-bye, Mother Superior.Copy !req
565. Good-bye, Rusty. And God bless you.Copy !req
566. Thank you Mother Superior,
I want the orphanage to have my bike.Copy !req
567. No, Rusty.Copy !req
568. You sold a lot of magazine subscriptions
to earn that bike.Copy !req
569. But I want to give.Copy !req
570. I've just received the two best parents
a boy could ever hope for.Copy !req
571. Rusty, you are an inspiration to us all.Copy !req
572. I'll say.Copy !req
573. I'm going to start
a paper route right now.Copy !req
574. Stop that nun!Copy !req
575. Remember me? Let's go!Copy !req
576. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
577. Geronimo!Copy !req
578. Radical!Copy !req
579. You can help me. Come on!Copy !req
580. Don't panic!Copy !req
581. No pushing, no shoving.Copy !req
582. Move in an orderly fashion
to the front exit.Copy !req
583. Stay!Copy !req
584. Listen up, everybody! Sit!Copy !req
585. It's okay.Copy !req
586. Go on! Run!Copy !req
587. Fast! Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
588. Son, are you all right?
Can you hear me?Copy !req
589. There's still a few more fish inside.Copy !req
590. This boy is a hero.Copy !req
591. This boy is under arrest.Copy !req
592. I can explain, Mr. Hawthorne.Copy !req
593. Call me "Terry."Copy !req
594. Warner Brothers thinks your story
would make a fantastic movie.Copy !req
595. My story. A movie?Copy !req
596. My bike!Copy !req
597. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
598. Pee-wee, can I have your autograph?Copy !req
599. Here's your chili dog.Copy !req
600. Pee-wee! Over here. Look! Box seats!Copy !req
601. This is Bob, Luke, Skinny and Milton.
Boys, this is Pee-wee!Copy !req
602. Sno-cones.Copy !req
603. I never met a movie star.Copy !req
604. What did they pay you?Copy !req
605. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
606. Let's take a breather, Dottie.Copy !req
607. The X-1 needs to cool down.Copy !req
608. I'm a little overheated myself.Copy !req
609. Come over here, P.W.Copy !req
610. I must get to a phone.Copy !req
611. Great so far, Pee-wee.
Action packed.Copy !req
612. One soda.Copy !req
613. One foot-long!Copy !req
614. Good try, Pee-wee.Copy !req
615. Have you got any message for Room 104?
The name is Herman.Copy !req
616. P.W. Herman.Copy !req
617. No, nothing right now, Mr. Herman.Copy !req
618. I'll be in the bar.Copy !req
619. That's fantastic!Copy !req
620. Ditto.Copy !req
621. I brought you guys French fries!Copy !req
622. The big scene's coming up, guys!Copy !req
623. Paging Mr. Herman.Copy !req
624. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call
at the front desk.Copy !req
625. Yes, I understand.Copy !req
626. That was the president.Copy !req
627. I must steal back the X-1...Copy !req
628. before the Soviets find
the hidden microfilm inside.Copy !req
629. The future of the free world
is riding on this.Copy !req
630. - I'll go with you.
- No, it's too dangerous.Copy !req
631. I invented the X-1.
I'm going with you!Copy !req
632. All right, let's go.Copy !req
633. You are such a pushover.Copy !req
634. I know you are...Copy !req
635. but what am I?Copy !req
636. Congratulations, Pee-wee!Copy !req
637. Hi, P.W.Copy !req
638. How's the X-1?Copy !req
639. It's cooled down. But I'm heated up.Copy !req
640. Where's my candy?Copy !req
641. I forgot.Copy !req
642. Pee-wee and I go way back.Copy !req
643. When did you become blood brothers?Copy !req
644. I don't remember the exact year.Copy !req
645. And you say you taught Pee-wee
to ride his bike?Copy !req
646. I remember the day I took off
his training wheels.Copy !req
647. This is the bike.Copy !req
648. How about a picture of me on it?Copy !req
649. I don't think that's a good idea.Copy !req
650. It's not your decision.Copy !req
651. If it wasn't for me, none of this
would have happened to you, right?Copy !req
652. Well, sort of.Copy !req
653. Then it's okay if I sit on it.
Right, Pee-wee?Copy !req
654. Come on, Pee-wee, everybody's waiting.Copy !req
655. Everyone, gather around.Copy !req
656. Let me show you some of
the more high-tech features.Copy !req
657. You don't want to get mixed up with me.Copy !req
658. I'm a Ioner, Dottie. A rebel.Copy !req
659. Come on, Dottie. Let's go.Copy !req
660. Don't you want to see
the rest of the movie?Copy !req
661. I don't have to see it, Dottie.Copy !req
662. I lived it.Copy !req