1. Look out, Mr. Potato Head!Copy !req
2. Whoo!Copy !req
3. Morning, Speck!Copy !req
4. Me too. Come on.
Let's get some breakfast.Copy !req
5. Come on.Copy !req
6. Mad dog!Copy !req
7. Hello! Ha, ha!Copy !req
8. Ow! Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
9. Good morning, Pee-wee.Copy !req
10. Good morning, Mr. Breakfast.Copy !req
11. Can I have some Mr. T cereal?Copy !req
12. Okay. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
13. I pity the poor fool
who don't eat my cereal!Copy !req
14. Here, Speck.Copy !req
15. Well, I'm off.Copy !req
16. You be good.Copy !req
17. Good morning, Mr. Crabtree.Copy !req
18. Good morning, Pee-wee.Copy !req
19. I'm going to water my lawn now.Copy !req
20. Okay.Copy !req
21. Good morning. I'm here.Copy !req
22. You're the best bike in the whole world.Copy !req
23. Brush, brush, brush. Brush, brush, brush.Copy !req
24. Vroom!Copy !req
25. - Morning, Pee-wee.
- Hello, Francis.Copy !req
26. Today is my birthday, and my father said
I can have anything I want.Copy !req
27. Good for you and your father.Copy !req
28. So guess what I want?Copy !req
29. - A new brain?
- No. Your bike.Copy !req
30. What's so funny, Pee-wee?Copy !req
31. It's not for sale, Francis.Copy !req
32. My father says everything
is negotiable, Pee-wee.Copy !req
33. I wouldn't sell my bike
for all the money in the world.Copy !req
34. Not for a hundred, billion,
million, trillion dollars.Copy !req
35. - Then you're crazy.
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
36. - You're a nerd.
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
37. - You're an idiot.
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
38. - I know you are, but what am I?
- I know you are, but what am I?Copy !req
39. - I know you are, but what am I?
- Infinity!Copy !req
40. - No, I'm not, you are.
- You are.Copy !req
41. - No way!
- No way!Copy !req
42. - Knock it off!
- Knock it off!Copy !req
43. - Cut it out!
- Cut it out!Copy !req
44. - Shut up, Pee-wee.
- Shut up.Copy !req
45. - Why don't you make me?
- Why don't you make me?Copy !req
46. Because I don't make monkeys,
I just train them.Copy !req
47. Pee-wee, listen to reason.Copy !req
48. - Come on!
- Shh.Copy !req
49. I'm listening to reason.Copy !req
50. - Pee-wee!
- That's my name, don't wear it out.Copy !req
51. Remember the first time I saw your bike?Copy !req
52. You were riding past my house...Copy !req
53. and I came running out to tell you
how much I liked it even way back then.Copy !req
54. I love that story.Copy !req
55. You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman.Copy !req
56. I meant to do that.Copy !req
57. My good friend, Pee-wee!Copy !req
58. Hi, Mario.Copy !req
59. Are you just browsing today, Pee-wee?Copy !req
60. Well, sort of.
I wanted to stock up on some supplies.Copy !req
61. Help yourself.Copy !req
62. How do you like school, Billy?Copy !req
63. Closed.Copy !req
64. What?Copy !req
65. Pee-wee...Copy !req
66. I got some new items
you might be interested in.Copy !req
67. Box for Pee-wee.Copy !req
68. New, improved, squirting flower.Copy !req
69. - Fake blood, or is it?
- Eck. No.Copy !req
70. Super stink bomb?Copy !req
71. Have some.Copy !req
72. - Shrunken head?
- No.Copy !req
73. - Regular size?
- No.Copy !req
74. No!Copy !req
75. - Trick gum?
- Okay.Copy !req
76. Headlight glasses?Copy !req
77. Yeah.Copy !req
78. And direct from Australia,
the boomerang bow tie!Copy !req
79. Come in red?Copy !req
80. I'll be right back.Copy !req
81. - Hi, guys.
- Hey, Pee-wee.Copy !req
82. - Hey, Pee-wee. What's up, man?
- Hi, Chip. How's it going?Copy !req
83. All right.
Is Dottie still working on your bike?Copy !req
84. No, had it back couple of days already.Copy !req
85. What's she doing to it?Copy !req
86. I can't really talk about it.
You know, James Bond kind of stuff.Copy !req
87. Yeah, that Dottie,
she's really radical with bikes.Copy !req
88. - Hi, Pee-wee.
- I say we cruise, dudes.Copy !req
89. It sure is getting hot in here.Copy !req
90. It's steamy.Copy !req
91. I'm sweating.Copy !req
92. So is my horn ready yet?Copy !req
93. Yeah, it's ready.
It should be loud enough for you now.Copy !req
94. Where is it? Let's hear it.Copy !req
95. Wait. I wanted to talk to you first.Copy !req
96. You are talking to me.Copy !req
97. No, I want your undivided attention.Copy !req
98. Look, Pee-wee, this is important.
There's something I want to ask you.Copy !req
99. Mm-hm?Copy !req
100. - I...
- Mm-hm?Copy !req
101. I want to know if you'll do something.Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. I want to know
if you'll go someplace with me.Copy !req
104. Like where?Copy !req
105. The drive-in.Copy !req
106. Look, Dottie, I like you.Copy !req
107. Like. I like you.Copy !req
108. - That's the thing. I like you too.
- Dottie!Copy !req
109. There's a lot of things about me
you don't know anything about, Dottie.Copy !req
110. Things you wouldn't understand,
things you couldn't understand.Copy !req
111. Things you shouldn't understand.Copy !req
112. I don't understand.Copy !req
113. You don't want to get mixed up
with a guy like me.Copy !req
114. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.Copy !req
115. So long, Dot.Copy !req
116. Dottie!Copy !req
117. Are you the owner?Copy !req
118. Oh, yes. That's me.
They call me Chuck.Copy !req
119. Is there anything I can do?Copy !req
120. We're losing valuable time!Copy !req
121. Set up a dragnet.
Comb the whole area. Hurry!Copy !req
122. Look, buddy, I'm afraid we can't consider
your bike being stolen a police emergency.Copy !req
123. If it doesn't turn up, then come down
to the station and fill out a report.Copy !req
124. That's the best we can do.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
125. - Where you going, Pee-wee?
- To find my bike.Copy !req
126. What exactly leads you to believe
the Soviets were involved?Copy !req
127. - Well, I know that...
- Look. Let me be honest with you.Copy !req
128. Hundreds of bikes are stolen every month.Copy !req
129. Very few of them are ever recovered.
We just don't have the resources.Copy !req
130. You're saying you can't do anything.Copy !req
131. My bike means everything to me.Copy !req
132. I knew the police wouldn't help.Copy !req
133. Do you know what I would do
if I were you?Copy !req
134. - What?
- I'd retrace my steps.Copy !req
135. I parked my bike
and when I came back, it was gone.Copy !req
136. Well, can you think of anyone
who might have wanted to take it?Copy !req
137. Everyone wanted my bike.Copy !req
138. This morning, right before it got stolen,
Francis offered...Copy !req
139. Francis!Copy !req
140. - I want to see Francis.
- Francis is busy.Copy !req
141. - Busy doing what?
- He's having his bath.Copy !req
142. Oh, really?
Where are they hosing him down?Copy !req
143. Me again! Ha, ha.Copy !req
144. Oh! Hey!Copy !req
145. Fire!Copy !req
146. Help me!Copy !req
147. Still want to buy my bike, Francis?Copy !req
148. What would I do with that old relic?
I can have any bike in the world.Copy !req
149. Ha, ha! You don't want it anymore
because you already have it!Copy !req
150. Tell me where it is before I lose
patience with you, Francis.Copy !req
151. Help! Help!Copy !req
152. Help, Dad!Copy !req
153. Go ahead and scream your head off!Copy !req
154. We're miles
from where anyone can hear you!Copy !req
155. Are you all right in there?Copy !req
156. Francis, what's going on in there?Copy !req
157. I wouldn't sell it to you
so you stole it!Copy !req
158. I swear it wasn't me! Help!Copy !req
159. Francis, we're breaking the door down.Copy !req
160. Help!Copy !req
161. Pee-wee. Pee-wee!
What in heaven's name is going on?Copy !req
162. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
163. - He's a thief! He stole my bike.
- You liar!Copy !req
164. I swear I didn't do it, Dad.Copy !req
165. That's a serious accusation
to make, Pee-wee.Copy !req
166. Do you have any proof?Copy !req
167. Well, not exactly.Copy !req
168. Pee-wee, the Buxtons are not thieves.Copy !req
169. Just look at him.Copy !req
170. He couldn't have stolen your bike.Copy !req
171. We've been setting up
his birthday train set all day.Copy !req
172. Gee, I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
173. We don't have to involve the authorities
in this matter, do we, Mr. Buxton?Copy !req
174. I mean, it was a simple mistake
and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
175. Well, I still think
that you owe Francis an apology.Copy !req
176. And then I want to see
the two of you shake hands.Copy !req
177. I'm sorry, Francis.Copy !req
178. Here. Would you care for some gum?Copy !req
179. Would you care for some, Mr. Buxton?Copy !req
180. - Oh!
- Spearmint or fruit?Copy !req
181. Fruit, please.Copy !req
182. Well, goodbye.Copy !req
183. Goodbye.Copy !req
184. You do believe me, don't you, Dad?Copy !req
185. Pee-wee, how are you ever going
to pay a reward like that, huh?Copy !req
186. It's simple.Copy !req
187. Whoever returns the bike
is obviously the person who stole it.Copy !req
188. So they don't deserve any reward!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
189. - Come on.
- Where are we going now?Copy !req
190. On the air.Copy !req
191. DJ Well, that was
some story, Pee-wee.Copy !req
192. And with the kind of reward money
you're offering...Copy !req
193. I'm sure a lot of our listeners
will be out looking.Copy !req
194. Oh, and my name's engraved
on the back of the seat.Copy !req
195. That's Pee-wee Herman. P-E-E...Copy !req
196. That does it.Copy !req
197. He just won't let up.Copy !req
198. I've changed my mind.
I don't want the stupid bike anymore.Copy !req
199. Well, a deal's a deal.Copy !req
200. So fork over my money
for lifting it for you, Buxton!Copy !req
201. Here. And take the bike with you.
Just get rid of it!Copy !req
202. That'll cost you extra.Copy !req
203. See you later, sucker.Copy !req
204. Good. We can finally start the big meeting.Copy !req
205. Dottie, Chuck.Copy !req
206. Let's begin, shall we?Copy !req
207. Shall we?Copy !req
208. This box contains over 217 bits and pieces
of information.Copy !req
209. Evidence.Copy !req
210. Exhibit A. A photograph of the victims.Copy !req
211. My bike and me.Copy !req
212. Exhibit B.Copy !req
213. Another photograph.
What's missing from this picture?Copy !req
214. It's just me, without my bike!Copy !req
215. Is there something you could share
with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?Copy !req
216. Exhibit C. The horn I was picking up...Copy !req
217. at Chuck's Bike-O-Rama...Copy !req
218. when my bike was actually stolen.Copy !req
219. Exhibit D.Copy !req
220. Jimmy, what is this?Copy !req
221. - Too late! Chip.
- It looks like a pen.Copy !req
222. Exactly. I bought this pen one hour
before my bike was stolen.Copy !req
223. Why? What's the significance?
I don't know!Copy !req
224. Exhibit Q.Copy !req
225. A scale model of the entire mall!Copy !req
226. "X" marks the scene of the crime.Copy !req
227. These arrows here
show the exact position of the sun...Copy !req
228. at the hour of the crime.Copy !req
229. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto!Copy !req
230. - The moon was in the...
- Pee-wee!Copy !req
231. Please save your questions
until I'm through, Chuck!Copy !req
232. Well, when will that be?Copy !req
233. A long time we wait.Copy !req
234. We've been here
for over three hours now...Copy !req
235. and I'm not sure if any of us can see
what all this is supposed to mean.Copy !req
236. Supposed to mean?
Supposed to mean?Copy !req
237. I think everyone here knows
what this is supposed to mean.Copy !req
238. When you've gone over something
again and again...Copy !req
239. and again and again...Copy !req
240. like I have...Copy !req
241. certain questions get answered.
Others spring up.Copy !req
242. The mind plays tricks on you.
You play tricks back.Copy !req
243. It's like you're unraveling
a big cable-knit sweater...Copy !req
244. that someone keeps knitting...Copy !req
245. and knitting and knitting...Copy !req
246. and knitting and knitting and knitting!Copy !req
247. Pee-wee...Copy !req
248. let's go up and get some fresh air,
all right?Copy !req
249. - What for?
- Because it's hot in here.Copy !req
250. Hot? Who's hot?
Feels just fine to me. I feel just perfect.Copy !req
251. In fact, I can't remember
when I've felt quite so cozy down here.Copy !req
252. Pee-wee, I think I could get Chuck
to give you a good break...Copy !req
253. on one of the bikes in the shop.Copy !req
254. I don't want some other crappy bike.Copy !req
255. - Pee-wee, listen, if you want my help...
- I don't want your help!Copy !req
256. I don't need the police
and I don't need you.Copy !req
257. I don't need anybody!Copy !req
258. Hey, man, you're new to this turf.Copy !req
259. We don't take kindly to strangers
who come around here.Copy !req
260. Cash only.Copy !req
261. No cards, no checks.Copy !req
262. You got cash? Yeah? Come in.Copy !req
263. Let me take your jacket.Copy !req
264. All right. You want to wear a wet jacket,
it's all right with Madam Ruby.Copy !req
265. Now, for $20 I can tell you a lot of things.Copy !req
266. For $30 I can tell you more.Copy !req
267. And for $50 I can tell you everything.Copy !req
268. Tell me why I'm here first.Copy !req
269. You're here because...Copy !req
270. you want something.Copy !req
271. Now, let's see...Copy !req
272. what Madam Ruby sees.Copy !req
273. I see...Copy !req
274. a bicycle.Copy !req
275. Yes! Is it okay?Copy !req
276. It's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
277. Where is it? Can you see it? Where is it?Copy !req
278. Where is... Where is it?Copy !req
279. Somewhere else. Somewhere far away.Copy !req
280. But where?Copy !req
281. The Alamo.Copy !req
282. Alamo.Copy !req
283. The Alamo.Copy !req
284. In the basement.Copy !req
285. I'll never forget you.Copy !req
286. Thanks a million. I've been trying all day.Copy !req
287. - The name's Mickey.
- I'm Pee-wee.Copy !req
288. How about some music?Copy !req
289. Morelli is armed and dangerous...Copy !req
290. Ahh. Forget the music.Copy !req
291. Let's just enjoy the scenery.Copy !req
292. What did you do?Copy !req
293. Well, I lost my temper,
and I took a knife and I...Copy !req
294. You know those little...Copy !req
295. "Do not remove under the penalty of law"
labels they put on mattresses?Copy !req
296. - Yeah.
- Well, I cut one of them off.Copy !req
297. Gee.Copy !req
298. Yeah.Copy !req
299. I got a real bad temper.Copy !req
300. Boy, I always thought
that was the dumbest law.Copy !req
301. You said a mouthful.Copy !req
302. Life can be so unfair.Copy !req
303. You telling me?Copy !req
304. Okay, okay.Copy !req
305. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
306. So at first I tried to go through
legal channels. But the cops, ha!Copy !req
307. Think they were any help?
They just gave me the runaround.Copy !req
308. Yeah. That's when I decided
to take the law into my own hands.Copy !req
309. The law.Copy !req
310. The law. The law!Copy !req
311. - Well, this is it, kid.
- Wait.Copy !req
312. I got an idea.Copy !req
313. What's going on, Officer?Copy !req
314. We're looking
for an escaped convict, ma'am.Copy !req
315. We heard all about it on the radio.
Right, honey?Copy !req
316. Have you seen this man?Copy !req
317. Boy, I've seen better heads on boils!
Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
318. No, I'm sure I'd remember this face.
Honey?Copy !req
319. No.Copy !req
320. Would you mind
stepping out of the car, ma'am?Copy !req
321. No, not at all, Officer.Copy !req
322. - Some sort of problem?
- No problem at all.Copy !req
323. I just wanted to take a quick look
at that cute little outfit you have on.Copy !req
324. Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.Copy !req
325. You have a nice day.Copy !req
326. What's it like in the big house, Mickey?Copy !req
327. It's not so bad.Copy !req
328. You get to lift weights,
watch TV, write up appeals...Copy !req
329. take long showers, lift weights.Copy !req
330. You get used to it.Copy !req
331. Mickey, wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
332. Holy smoke!Copy !req
333. Out!Copy !req
334. - But...
- Out!Copy !req
335. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
336. Look, kid, I like you. I like you a lot.Copy !req
337. That's why I can't drag you into this.Copy !req
338. I'm bad, Pee-wee.Copy !req
339. Now, you don't wanna get mixed up
with a guy like me.Copy !req
340. I'm a loner. A rebel.Copy !req
341. Déjà vu.Copy !req
342. See you in the promised land.Copy !req
343. Arrivederci, baby!Copy !req
344. Wait!Copy !req
345. I'm in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
346. It sure is spooky out here.Copy !req
347. Probably just a dog.Copy !req
348. Kitty.Copy !req
349. Where's those headlight glasses?Copy !req
350. Thanks for stopping.Copy !req
351. Some night, huh?Copy !req
352. On this very night...Copy !req
353. ten years ago...Copy !req
354. along this same stretch of road...Copy !req
355. in a dense fog just like this...Copy !req
356. I saw the worst accident I ever seen.Copy !req
357. There was this sound...Copy !req
358. like a garbage truck...Copy !req
359. dropped off the Empire State Building.Copy !req
360. And when they finally pulled
the driver's body...Copy !req
361. from the twisted, burning wreck...Copy !req
362. it looked like this!Copy !req
363. Yes, sir.Copy !req
364. That was the worst accident...Copy !req
365. I ever seen.Copy !req
366. I get off right up here.Copy !req
367. Have a nice day.Copy !req
368. Be sure and tell them
Large Marge sent you.Copy !req
369. Large Marge sent me.Copy !req
370. Did you say Large Marge?Copy !req
371. She just dropped me off.Copy !req
372. That's impossible.Copy !req
373. Large Marge, she's...Copy !req
374. It was 10 years ago...Copy !req
375. on a night just like tonight.Copy !req
376. Why, tonight's the anniversary.Copy !req
377. Worst accident I ever seen.Copy !req
378. But that means the Large Marge
I was riding with was...Copy !req
379. Her ghost.Copy !req
380. Don't you mind them.
They're just superstitious.Copy !req
381. My wallet's gone.Copy !req
382. I think you've worked off
that tuna platter and milk shake.Copy !req
383. And here's a little something extra.Copy !req
384. Thanks, Simone.Copy !req
385. Well, that old highway's a-calling.Copy !req
386. Gotta move on.Copy !req
387. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
388. I said that I always have trouble
with goodbyes.Copy !req
389. The French say, "Au revoir."Copy !req
390. Au revoir.Copy !req
391. Wait.Copy !req
392. Before you go,
will you come watch the sunrise with me?Copy !req
393. Please?Copy !req
394. Do you have any dreams?Copy !req
395. Yeah.Copy !req
396. I'm all alone.Copy !req
397. I'm rolling a big doughnut
and this snake wearing a vest...Copy !req
398. No, not that kind of dream.Copy !req
399. I mean a dream you dream about
all the time...Copy !req
400. and it keeps you going,
dreaming about it...Copy !req
401. hoping it will come true.Copy !req
402. Did you ever have a dream like that?Copy !req
403. To find my bike.Copy !req
404. My dream is to live
in the city of eternal love.Copy !req
405. Paris, France.Copy !req
406. You'll get there, Simone.Copy !req
407. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
408. Why not? What's stopping you?Copy !req
409. Well, Andy, for one.Copy !req
410. - Who's Andy?
- My boyfriend.Copy !req
411. He's real jealous.Copy !req
412. He flunked French in high school...Copy !req
413. and thinks that everything over there
is set up to make guys like him look dumb.Copy !req
414. Well, I bet if he knew how
important it is to you, he'd change his mind.Copy !req
415. No, he won't.Copy !req
416. Simone, this is your dream.
You have to follow it.Copy !req
417. I know you're right, but...Copy !req
418. But what?Copy !req
419. Everyone I know has a big "but."Copy !req
420. Come on, Simone.
Let's talk about your big "but."Copy !req
421. I don't know.Copy !req
422. Simone, you can't just wish and hope
for something to come true.Copy !req
423. You have to make it happen.Copy !req
424. Pee-wee...Copy !req
425. I've been waiting for somebody
to put it to me like that for so long.Copy !req
426. Oh...Copy !req
427. - Andy!
- Andy!Copy !req
428. Andy!Copy !req
429. Andy!Copy !req
430. Andy!Copy !req
431. Andy.Copy !req
432. No.Copy !req
433. Stop.Copy !req
434. Stop!Copy !req
435. Morning.Copy !req
436. Care for a sardine?Copy !req
437. No, thank you.Copy !req
438. Imported.Copy !req
439. Name's Jack.Copy !req
440. She'll be wearing pink pajamas
She'll be wearing pink pajamasCopy !req
441. She'll be wearing pink pajamas
When she comesCopy !req
442. Oh, we'll all go out to meet her
When she comesCopy !req
443. When she comesCopy !req
444. Oh, we'll all go out to meet her
When she comesCopy !req
445. When she comesCopy !req
446. Oh, we'll all go out to meet her
Oh, we'll all go out to meet herCopy !req
447. Oh, we'll all go out to meet her
When she comesCopy !req
448. The day I left
The weather it was dryCopy !req
449. The sun so hot
I froze to deathCopy !req
450. Susanna, don't you cryCopy !req
451. Flies in the bottom of shoo fly shoo
Flies in the bottom of shoo fly shooCopy !req
452. Skip to my lou, my darlingCopy !req
453. Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't careCopy !req
454. Jimmy crack corn, and I don't careCopy !req
455. Hi, and welcome to...Copy !req
456. the San Antonio Department of Parks
and Recreation official Alamo tour.Copy !req
457. My name is Tina.Copy !req
458. Excuse me, Tina,
but could we go straight to the...Copy !req
459. I tell you what. Let's hold all questions
until the end of the tour. Okay?Copy !req
460. - But I...
- Thank you.Copy !req
461. This mission, the Alamo, from
the Spanish word for "cottonwood tree"...Copy !req
462. was established in the year 1718.Copy !req
463. That was the same year
that our lovely city was founded...Copy !req
464. by the Spanish expeditionary force
on the site of an Indian burial mound.Copy !req
465. This is one of my personal favorite parts
of the tour.Copy !req
466. Please say hello to our residents,
Pedro and his wife, Inez.Copy !req
467. Inez is holding a clay pot
that she seems very proud of.Copy !req
468. She has carefully detailed it
with lots of paint and glaze.Copy !req
469. And Pedro is working on an adobe.Copy !req
470. Can you say that with me? Adobe.Copy !req
471. Adobe.Copy !req
472. We are now in the kitchen
of the Alamo women.Copy !req
473. Here they are preparing many
culinary delights of the Southwest.Copy !req
474. Do I hear someone's stomach growling?Copy !req
475. The mainstay of the Alamo diet is corn.Copy !req
476. Corn can be prepared many ways.Copy !req
477. It can be boiled, shucked, creamed...Copy !req
478. or in this case, dried.Copy !req
479. Corn can also be used to make...Copy !req
480. tortillas.Copy !req
481. Do we have any Mexican-Americans
with us today?Copy !req
482. Well, buenos días.Copy !req
483. Buenos días.Copy !req
484. Yes, there are thousands and thousands
of uses for corn...Copy !req
485. all of which I will tell you
about right now.Copy !req
486. Upon this battlement, in 1836...Copy !req
487. two hundred Texas volunteers...Copy !req
488. including such heroes as Davy Crockett,
Bill Travis, and Jim Bowie...Copy !req
489. fought off an onslaught
of 4000 Mexican troops...Copy !req
490. under the command of
General Antonio López de Santa Anna.Copy !req
491. At this time, I'd like to conclude our tour.Copy !req
492. And I mean it. You all have been one of the
greatest groups I have ever worked with.Copy !req
493. Really.Copy !req
494. Okay. Are there any questions? Yes.Copy !req
495. - Where's the basement?
- Excuse me?Copy !req
496. Aren't we going to see the basement?Copy !req
497. There's no basement at the Alamo.Copy !req
498. Bus 14 leaving for Austin.Copy !req
499. Departure from Gate 2 in five minutes.Copy !req
500. Please prepare to board.Copy !req
501. Now departing from Gate 7. All aboard.Copy !req
502. Pee-wee!Copy !req
503. Simone!Copy !req
504. Pee-wee, I'm on my way to Paris.Copy !req
505. Andy and I had a big fight after you left.Copy !req
506. You were right, Pee-wee.Copy !req
507. I'm making my wish come true.Copy !req
508. I'm off to Paris! Thanks.Copy !req
509. What's wrong?Copy !req
510. Bus 91, leaving for New York City...Copy !req
511. - now departing from Gate 8.
- Oh, that's my bus.Copy !req
512. - All aboard.
- Come on.Copy !req
513. Guess what.
The Alamo was built without a basement.Copy !req
514. Oh, I didn't know that.Copy !req
515. Neither did I.
They don't tell you that stuff in school.Copy !req
516. It's something
you just have to experience.Copy !req
517. Don't worry, Pee-wee.
I know you're gonna find your bike.Copy !req
518. All aboard.Copy !req
519. Oh!Copy !req
520. Well. Bye.Copy !req
521. Good luck, Pee-wee.
I just know you're going to find your bike.Copy !req
522. Au revoir.
Au revoir, Pee-wee.Copy !req
523. Au revoir, Simone.Copy !req
524. - Bike-O-Rama.
- Hello, Dottie? It's me, Pee-wee.Copy !req
525. Where are you calling from?Copy !req
526. - Texas.
- Where?Copy !req
527. Honest. Listen, I'll prove it.Copy !req
528. Stars at night
Are big and brightCopy !req
529. Deep in the heart of TexasCopy !req
530. Wait. Don't hang up.Copy !req
531. There's something
I have to talk to you about, Dottie.Copy !req
532. It's about the other night.Copy !req
533. I owe everybody a big apology.
Especially you.Copy !req
534. I didn't mean what I said, Dottie.
Honest.Copy !req
535. I know you didn't.Copy !req
536. Hey, there's somebody else
who's been worried about you too.Copy !req
537. Speck!Copy !req
538. I know. I know.Copy !req
539. I forgot.Copy !req
540. All right, Speck.Copy !req
541. All right, Speck! Put Dottie back on.Copy !req
542. Dottie...Copy !req
543. there's something I want to say.Copy !req
544. I've learned something
out here on the road, Dottie.Copy !req
545. Humility.Copy !req
546. And, Dottie, when I get back, will you...Copy !req
547. What, Pee-wee?Copy !req
548. Will you still help me find my bike?Copy !req
549. All right, Pee-wee.Copy !req
550. There's something else
I wanted to ask you about too, Dottie.Copy !req
551. What is it?Copy !req
552. Could you wire me a bus ticket?
I'll pay you back. Honest.Copy !req
553. All right, Pee-wee.Copy !req
554. When you get back,
we can settle up at the drive-in.Copy !req
555. What?Copy !req
556. What? I couldn't hear that last part.Copy !req
557. The connection just got really bad.Copy !req
558. Thanks a lot, though.Copy !req
559. Okay, bye, Dottie.Copy !req
560. Sorry. You missed it by five minutes.Copy !req
561. Howdy.Copy !req
562. Next up is a local favorite...Copy !req
563. number 9, Lloyd Fletcher,
riding Volcano.Copy !req
564. That's you, cousin.
Uh-oh.Copy !req
565. And away he goes!Copy !req
566. Look at him go!Copy !req
567. Looks like he's going
for a new San Antonio record!Copy !req
568. My God!
He may be going for a new world record!Copy !req
569. That was some fancy riding.
Let's hope Lloyd is okay.Copy !req
570. Hey, kid, what's your name?Copy !req
571. I can't remember.Copy !req
572. Where you from?Copy !req
573. I can't remember.Copy !req
574. Can't you remember anything?Copy !req
575. I remember the Alamo.Copy !req
576. What? I'm sorry, operator.
I can't hear you.Copy !req
577. Shh!Copy !req
578. I'm trying to use the phone!Copy !req
579. Did anybody tell you that this is
the private club of the Satan's Helpers?Copy !req
580. Nobody hipped me to that, dude.Copy !req
581. - It's off-limits!
- Oh.Copy !req
582. Well, my mistake.Copy !req
583. Guess I'll be on my way then.Copy !req
584. Excuse me.Copy !req
585. Excuse me. Excuse me.Copy !req
586. I barely touched them!Copy !req
587. - I say we kill him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
588. - I say we hang him, then we kill him.
- Yeah!Copy !req
589. - I say we stomp him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
590. - Then we tattoo him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
591. - Then we hang him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
592. - And then we kill him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
593. I say we let him go.Copy !req
594. No!Copy !req
595. I say you let me have him first!Copy !req
596. Wait. Don't I get a last request?Copy !req
597. Why not?Copy !req
598. Break dance!Copy !req
599. Tequila!Copy !req
600. Thanks a lot, dudes.Copy !req
601. - I hope you find your bike, man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
602. Now!Copy !req
603. The uniquely customized bicycle...Copy !req
604. was presented to child star
Kevin Morton...Copy !req
605. at Warner Bros. Studios
in Hollywood, California.Copy !req
606. Congratulations, Kevin.Copy !req
607. Thanks, Mr. Hawthorne.Copy !req
608. A bike like this is every boy's dream.Copy !req
609. Excuse me, sir. Do you have a pass?Copy !req
610. Oh, no, I'm sorry you can't enter
without a pass, sir.Copy !req
611. Excuse me.Copy !req
612. So the other fellow said, "What do you
think I got down here, a duck?"Copy !req
613. A duck!Copy !req
614. Excuse me.Copy !req
615. Could you tell me
where I could find Kevin Morton?Copy !req
616. Uh, gee, I don't know.Copy !req
617. Marla, do you know what stage
Kevin Morton is working on?Copy !req
618. - Yeah. It's Stage 6.
- Thanks.Copy !req
619. All right. I want to go once again,
right away. Everybody back to positions.Copy !req
620. Right. Can we get the wardrobe lady
on the set?Copy !req
621. Can you pull these cables
a little bit back from here?Copy !req
622. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
623. And makeup. Hair, standing by. Good.Copy !req
624. All right, that was great.Copy !req
625. What I want to do now,
is I want to do one more...Copy !req
626. and we pick up the pace a little bit,
all right, Kevin?Copy !req
627. You know, Jerry, I would love to except, how
can I when she is just so late on her cues?Copy !req
628. Now, just a minute!Copy !req
629. Jerry.Copy !req
630. Please, Marion, please.Copy !req
631. I don't have to take that, Jerry.
Especially from that little...Copy !req
632. Kid! He is just a kid, Marion.Copy !req
633. Even a kid can be courteous, Jerry.
I'm going to quit.Copy !req
634. - Please, Marion, I am pleading you.
- I swear it, I am going to quit.Copy !req
635. All right, Jerry. Okay, but I have had it!Copy !req
636. Well, is everything straightened out?Copy !req
637. We are ready whenever you are.Copy !req
638. Doesn't it look like I'm ready?
I am always ready!Copy !req
639. I have been ready since first call!
I am ready!Copy !req
640. Roll!Copy !req
641. Quiet, please! This is a take!Copy !req
642. Settled. Roll, please. Speed.Copy !req
643. - Action!
- Action.Copy !req
644. Goodbye, Mother Superior.Copy !req
645. Goodbye, Rusty. And God bless you.Copy !req
646. Thank you, Mother Superior.
I want the orphanage to have my bike.Copy !req
647. No, Rusty.Copy !req
648. You sold a lot of magazine subscriptions
to earn that bike.Copy !req
649. But I want to give, Sister.Copy !req
650. I have just received the two best parents
a boy could ever hope for.Copy !req
651. Oh, Rusty, you are an inspiration to us all.Copy !req
652. I'll say.Copy !req
653. I'm going to start a paper route right now.Copy !req
654. Hey! Stop that nun!Copy !req
655. Remember me? Let's go!Copy !req
656. Whoa! Surf's up!Copy !req
657. Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
658. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
659. Yeah, action. Action!Copy !req
660. No evil, don't you lay no evil
Down on meCopy !req
661. You're gonna burn in hell
Speak no evilCopy !req
662. Don't you think no evil
Don't you play with evilCopy !req
663. 'Cause I'm free
You're gonna burn in hellCopy !req
664. Hear no evil, don't you see no evil
Don't you lay no evilCopy !req
665. 'Cause I'm free
Burn in hellCopy !req
666. How's it going?Copy !req
667. I'll burn in hellCopy !req
668. Geronimo!Copy !req
669. Radical!Copy !req
670. Come on. You can help me. Come on!Copy !req
671. Don't panic.Copy !req
672. No pushing, no shoving.Copy !req
673. Move in an orderly fashion
towards the front exit.Copy !req
674. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
675. Stay! Stay!Copy !req
676. Listen up, everybody. Sit.Copy !req
677. Stay.Copy !req
678. It's okay.Copy !req
679. Go on! Run!Copy !req
680. Rats! Come on! Go! Hurry up!Copy !req
681. Go on, hurry. Go on.Copy !req
682. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
683. Son, are you all right? Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?Copy !req
684. There's still a few more fish inside.Copy !req
685. This boy is a hero.Copy !req
686. This boy is under arrest.Copy !req
687. I can explain everything, Mr. Hawthorne.Copy !req
688. Call me Terry.Copy !req
689. Pee-wee...Copy !req
690. Warner Bros. Thinks your story
would make a fantastic movie.Copy !req
691. My story. A movie?Copy !req
692. Okay.Copy !req
693. Yes, Mr. Hawthorne.Copy !req
694. - My bike!
- Pee-wee!Copy !req
695. - Dottie!
- So...Copy !req
696. do we have a deal?Copy !req
697. Deal.Copy !req
698. - Hey, Pee-wee.
- Hi, guys.Copy !req
699. - Pee-wee, can I have your autograph?
- Come on, Pee-wee.Copy !req
700. Thanks.Copy !req
701. refreshment time.Copy !req
702. Here's your chilidog, Terry.Copy !req
703. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
704. Babe.Copy !req
705. Pee-wee! Over here. Look! Box seats!Copy !req
706. Pee-wee, this is Bob, Luke,
Skinny, and Milton.Copy !req
707. Boys, this is Pee-wee!Copy !req
708. Snow cones.Copy !req
709. I never met a movie star.Copy !req
710. - Howdy.
- Honored.Copy !req
711. What did they pay you?Copy !req
712. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
713. Let's take a breather, Dottie.Copy !req
714. The X-1 needs to cool down.Copy !req
715. I'm a little overheated myself.Copy !req
716. Come on over here, P.W.Copy !req
717. I gotta get to a phone.Copy !req
718. Mickey.Copy !req
719. Great so far, Pee-wee. Action-packed.Copy !req
720. One soda.Copy !req
721. One foot-long.Copy !req
722. Hold it.Copy !req
723. Good try, Pee-wee.Copy !req
724. Look, Mickey.Copy !req
725. Have you got any message for Room 104?
The name is Herman.Copy !req
726. P.W. Herman.Copy !req
727. No, nothing right now, Mr. Herman.Copy !req
728. I'll be in the bar.Copy !req
729. Wow!Copy !req
730. - That's fantastic, Pee-wee.
- Thanks.Copy !req
731. Pee-wee!Copy !req
732. Ditto.Copy !req
733. Here. I brought you guys French fries!Copy !req
734. Hey, my big scene's coming up, you guys.Copy !req
735. All right!Copy !req
736. Paging Mr. Herman.Copy !req
737. Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call
at the front desk.Copy !req
738. Yes.Copy !req
739. Uh-huh.Copy !req
740. Yes, I understand.Copy !req
741. That was the President again.Copy !req
742. I've got to steal back the X-1...Copy !req
743. before the Soviets find the secret
compartment containing the microfilm.Copy !req
744. The future of the free world
is riding on this one.Copy !req
745. - I'm going with you.
- No, Dottie, it's too dangerous.Copy !req
746. I invented the X-1, P.W.
I'm going with you!Copy !req
747. All right, let's go.Copy !req
748. You are such a pushover.Copy !req
749. I know you are...Copy !req
750. but what am I?Copy !req
751. - Hey, congratulations, Pee-wee!
- Thanks, Chuck.Copy !req
752. - Hi, P.W.
- Hi, Dottie.Copy !req
753. How's the X-1?Copy !req
754. It's cooled down. But I'm heated up.Copy !req
755. Where's my candy, P. W?Copy !req
756. I forgot.Copy !req
757. Pee-wee and I go way back.Copy !req
758. When exactly did you become
blood brothers?Copy !req
759. Oh, I don't remember the exact year.Copy !req
760. And you say you taught Pee-wee
to ride his bike?Copy !req
761. Yes, I remember the day I took off
his training wheels.Copy !req
762. Pee-wee!Copy !req
763. This is the bike.Copy !req
764. Hey, how about a picture of me
sitting on it?Copy !req
765. I don't think that's such a good idea.Copy !req
766. I don't think that's your decision.Copy !req
767. If it wasn't for me, none of this would
have happened to you, right, Pee-wee?Copy !req
768. Well, sort of.Copy !req
769. Then it's okay if I sit on it.
Right, Pee-wee?Copy !req
770. Come on, Pee-wee, everybody's waiting.Copy !req
771. Well...Copy !req
772. Okay.Copy !req
773. Good. Now, everyone, gather around.Copy !req
774. Let me show you
some of the more high-tech features.Copy !req
775. I don't understand.Copy !req
776. You don't want to get mixed up
with a guy like me.Copy !req
777. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.Copy !req
778. Come on, Dottie. Let's go.Copy !req
779. Let's go. Don't you want to see
the rest of the movie?Copy !req
780. I don't have to see it, Dottie.Copy !req
781. I lived it.Copy !req