1. THIS IS
OUR GENERATION, MAN.Copy !req
2. ALL YOU PEOPLE, WE'RE ALL
TOGETHER, AND IT'S GROOVY.Copy !req
3. AND G YOURSELVES.
IT'S REALLY GROOVY.Copy !req
4. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
20TH CENTURY FOXCopy !req
5. HELLO?Copy !req
6. Copy !req
7. FUCK!Copy !req
8. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
9. Copy !req
10. SHIT. FUSE BOX AGAIN.Copy !req
11. I GOT IT LAST TIME.Copy !req
12. I KNOW.Copy !req
13. UM...Copy !req
14. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
15. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
16. IS JAMES ANDREWS AROUND?Copy !req
17. WHAT ARE YOU, A NARC?Copy !req
18. NO, NO, NO.
I'M A PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
19. I'M JUST LOOKING
FOR JAMES ANDREWS.Copy !req
20. HEADS UP!Copy !req
21. JAMES ANDREWS...Copy !req
22. OH, DROZ. HE'S IN
THE HOLE, ROOM TWO.Copy !req
23. UM... WHERE—Copy !req
24. THE BASEMENT.Copy !req
25. COME ON. FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
26. END OF THE HALL.Copy !req
27. AHEM.Copy !req
28. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
29. LAST DOOR ON THE LEFT.Copy !req
30. HEO?Copy !req
31. UH...Copy !req
32. JAMES?Copy !req
33. Copy !req
34. UH, EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
35. OOH.Copy !req
36. UH...Copy !req
37. Copy !req
38. UH...Copy !req
39. Copy !req
40. COFFEE.Copy !req
41. COFFEE NOW!Copy !req
42. THERE.Copy !req
43. ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU NEED,Copy !req
44. BOTTLE ROCKETS,
DENTAL DAMS, REDDI-WHIPS?Copy !req
45. TERM PAPERS?Copy !req
46. UM, ACTUALLY,
NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
47. I'M TOM LAWRENCE.
I'M A PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
48. I'M JUST UP HERE
AT PORT CHESTERCopy !req
49. JUST TO SEE IF
I WANT TO GO HERE.Copy !req
50. WHAT AM I,
A STOP ON THE TOUR?Copy !req
51. ACTUALLY, UM,Copy !req
52. ADMISSIONS
ARRANGED FOR MECopy !req
53. TO SPEND THE NIGHT
AT YOUR FRAT.Copy !req
54. GEE, SCOOTER, FRATS WERE
BANNED IN THE SIXTIES.Copy !req
55. THEY WERE?Copy !req
56. LET ME SEE THAT.Copy !req
57. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
58. I'VE BEEN PIMPED
BY ADMISSIONS.Copy !req
59. OK.Copy !req
60. WANT SOME ADVICE?Copy !req
61. WELL, YEAH.Copy !req
62. HERE'S ALL YOU
NEED TO KNOW:Copy !req
63. CLASSES—NOTHING
BEFORE 11:00;Copy !req
64. BEER—YOUR BEST FRIEND,
YOU DRINK A LOT OF IT;Copy !req
65. WOMEN—YOU'RE A FRESHMAN,Copy !req
66. SO IT'S PRETTY MUCH
OUT OF THE QUESTION.Copy !req
67. WE HAVE A CAR?
UM, NO.Copy !req
68. SOMEONE ON
YOUR HALL WILL.Copy !req
69. FIND THEM AND MAKE FRIENDS
WITH THEM ON THE FIRST DAY.Copy !req
70. ANYTHING ELSE?Copy !req
71. YEAH. UM...Copy !req
72. LOOK, UH,Copy !req
73. CAN ANYONE JUST, UH,Copy !req
74. LIVE IN THESE BIG HOUSES
WITH—WITH GIRLS?Copy !req
75. TIMES HAVE CHANGED IN
THE PAST 30 YEARS, TOMAS.Copy !req
76. WE NO LONGER SWILL SHERRYCopy !req
77. AND SCREW GOATS
FOR FUN ANYMORE.Copy !req
78. I'D LOVE TO TELL
YOU ABOUT IT, BUT...Copy !req
79. SHOULD I JUST LEAVE
MY STUFF IN YOUR ROOM?Copy !req
80. UH, NO.Copy !req
81. LOOK, I'D LIKE
TO HELP YOU OUT,Copy !req
82. BUT WE'RE CUTTING IN
ON MY NAP TIME AS IT IS.Copy !req
83. BUT THE GOOD NEWS ISCopy !req
84. I'VE GOT JUST
THE GUY FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
85. Copy !req
86. YO, GUT,
WHAT'S UP, BABY?Copy !req
87. WHAT'S UP, DROZ?Copy !req
88. GOT ANY SMOKES, BABY?Copy !req
89. NO, MAN, LAST ONE.Copy !req
90. LISTEN, TOM-MAN—Copy !req
91. Copy !req
92. TOM-MAN HERE
IS A PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
93. I TOLD HIM YOU'D
SHOW HIM AROUND.Copy !req
94. NO CAN DO.Copy !req
95. WHOA, GUT,
CAN'T OR WON'T?Copy !req
96. CAN'T, MAN.Copy !req
97. IT'S GRUNGE NIGHT
AT VIENNA HOUSE.Copy !req
98. THE MERKINS ARE OPENINGCopy !req
99. FOR FROG AND TOAD
ARE FRIENDS.Copy !req
100. I GOT TO PSYCH UP
FOR THE SHOW.Copy !req
101. FROG AND TOAD
ARE FRIENDS,Copy !req
102. THAT'S WITH THE GUY
FROM THE CLASH, RIGHT?Copy !req
103. THE?
THE CLASH.Copy !req
104. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE
AWARE OF THIS, GUTTER,Copy !req
105. BUT THERE
ACTUALLY WAS MUSICCopy !req
106. RECORDED BEFORE 1989.Copy !req
107. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
108. YOU'RE WEARING THIS
TO THE SHOW?Copy !req
109. YOU'RE GONNA
WEAR THE SHIRTCopy !req
110. OF THE BAND YOU'RE
GONNA GO SEE?Copy !req
111. DON'T BE THAT GUY.Copy !req
112. HEY!
DAVE!Copy !req
113. DAVE, DAVE! WHAT'S UP,
MY BROTHERS?Copy !req
114. HERE WE GO.
VERY QUICKLY,Copy !req
115. JUST A QUICK
MOMENT OF—Copy !req
116. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
MULLANEY.Copy !req
117. WHAT'S UP?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
118. IS THIS A PRE-FROSH?Copy !req
119. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
120. YOU SHOWING HIM AROUND?Copy !req
121. ACTUALLY—
YOU KNOW,Copy !req
122. THAT'S REALLY SWELL.Copy !req
123. NOW, YOU GOTTA
MAKE SURE HE GIVES YOUCopy !req
124. THE BICENTENNIAL TOUR,
200 YEARS OF BULLSHIT.Copy !req
125. YOU LITTLE BITCH.Copy !req
126. YEP, WE'RE EVEN
FOR THE MILK BONES.Copy !req
127. YOU SIGNED ME UP
AS A WEEKEND HOST.Copy !req
128. YOU SWING BAG.Copy !req
129. SUCKER.Copy !req
130. MILK BONES?Copy !req
131. SPRING BREAK, I FILLED HIS
SUITCASE WITH DOG BISCUITSCopy !req
132. COMING BACK
FROM JAMAICA.Copy !req
133. DRUG-SNIFFING DOGS
WENT APE SHIT.Copy !req
134. I GOT ONE MORE IDEA.Copy !req
135. PIGMAN!Copy !req
136. Copy !req
137. PIGMAN!Copy !req
138. WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
139. HE'S FINISHING
HIS SENIOR TSIS.Copy !req
140. PIGMAN IS TRYING TO PROVE
THE CAINE/HACKMAN THEORY.Copy !req
141. NO MATTER WHAT
TIME IT IS,Copy !req
142. 24 HOURS A DAY,
YOU CAN FINDCopy !req
143. A MICHAEL CAINE
OR GENE HACKMAN MOVIECopy !req
144. PLAYING ON TV.Copy !req
145. WAIT, THAT'S HIS THESIS?
YES!Copy !req
146. THAT'S THE BEAUTYCopy !req
147. OF COLLEGE
THESE DAYS, TOMMY.Copy !req
148. YOU CAN MAJOR IN GAME BOY
IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BULLSHIT.Copy !req
149. HAVE A SEAT,
THERE'S THE TV.Copy !req
150. PIGMAN'S GOT YOU COVERED.Copy !req
151. CALL ME FOR THE SHOWER SCENE
IN DRESSED TO KILL.Copy !req
152. UM...Copy !req
153. WHAT?Copy !req
154. DID I TELL YOU THAT
I'M FROM DELAWARE?Copy !req
155. REALLY?Copy !req
156. WELL, I MEAN, I
JUST SPENT 6 HOU—Copy !req
157. 6 HOURS ON
A PUBLIC BUSCopy !req
158. JUST TO PORT CHESTERCopy !req
159. TO DECIDE IF
I WANT TO COME HERE.Copy !req
160. SO, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I SHOULD SEE THE CAMPUSCopy !req
161. OR, YOU KNOW,
LIKE, A PEP RALLYCopy !req
162. OR A TAILGATE PARTY.
OK, OK.Copy !req
163. OK, OK. I—
I'VE GOT IT.Copy !req
164. HERE'S THE DEAL.Copy !req
165. YOU GOTTA GET ALL THIS
FIFTIES CORNBALL SHITCopy !req
166. OUT OF YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
167. IT'S A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME
ON CAMPUS THESE DAYS,Copy !req
168. AND THEY CALL IT PC.Copy !req
169. PC?Copy !req
170. POLITICALLY CORRECT,Copy !req
171. AND IT'S NOT JUST POLITICS,
IT'S EVERYTHING.Copy !req
172. IT'S WHAT YOU EAT,
IT'S WHAT WEAR,Copy !req
173. AND IT'S WHAT YOU SAY.Copy !req
174. AND IF YOU DON'T
WATCH YOURSELF,Copy !req
175. YOU CAN GET IN
A BUTT-LOAD OF TROUBLE.Copy !req
176. FOR INSTANCE,
SEE THESE GIRLS?Copy !req
177. YEAH.Copy !req
178. NO YOU DON'T.
THOSE ARE WOMEN.Copy !req
179. CALL THEM GIRLS,
AND THEY'LL POP YOUR FIGS.Copy !req
180. SAVE THE WHALES.Copy !req
181. GAYS IN
THE MILITARY NOW!Copy !req
182. FREE NELSON MANDELA.Copy !req
183. THEY FREED HIM ALREADY.Copy !req
184. WHAT?Copy !req
185. THOSE WOMEN?Copy !req
186. THOSE AREN'T WOMEN, TOM.Copy !req
187. THOSE ARE WOMYNISTS.Copy !req
188. YOU KNOW, I SAW THE NEW
MADONNA VIDEO LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
189. UNFRICKING-BELIEVABLE.Copy !req
190. SEE THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE
WITH THE BLOND HAIR?Copy !req
191. YEAH.Copy !req
192. SHE'S LOOKING AT ME,
ISN'T SHE?Copy !req
193. KIND OF. WHAT, DO YOU
KNOW HER OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
194. HEY, SAM,Copy !req
195. ISN'T THAT THE GUY
THAT YOU USED TO, UH...Copy !req
196. YEAH.Copy !req
197. YOU WENT OUT
WITH A WHITE MALE?Copy !req
198. I WAS A FRESHMAN.Copy !req
199. FRESHPERSON.
PLEASE.Copy !req
200. PLEASE.Copy !req
201. GO TALK TO HER.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
202. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
203. HE'S COMING OVER HERE.
SISTERS, FORM A WALL!Copy !req
204. NO, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.Copy !req
205. HI. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
206. IS SAM IN THERE?Copy !req
207. IN THERE? WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
208. YEAH, COCK MAN
OPPRESSOR.Copy !req
209. THANK YOU.Copy !req
210. MAYBE ONE OF YOU
COULD JUST TELL HERCopy !req
211. THAT MR. POKEY
STOPPED BY.Copy !req
212. OK.Copy !req
213. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT—
MR. POKEY?Copy !req
214. I THINK HE MEANT
HIS, UH, PHALLUS.Copy !req
215. YOU PARTICIPATED
IN A PHALLUS NAMING?Copy !req
216. NO. NO, I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
217. YOU STAY AWAY
FROM HIM, SAM.Copy !req
218. HE'S AN ANIMAL.Copy !req
219. YOU KNOW, THIS PLACE
IS KIND OF INSANE.Copy !req
220. WAIT TILL YOU MEET
THE CAUSEHEADS.Copy !req
221. THE WHAT?Copy !req
222. WHAT DON'T WE EAT?Copy !req
223. RED MEAT!Copy !req
224. WHY DON'T WE EAT IT?Copy !req
225. IT'S MURDER!Copy !req
226. WHAT DON'T WE EAT?Copy !req
227. RED MEAT.Copy !req
228. WHY DON'T WE EAT IT?Copy !req
229. THESE, TOM, ARE
YOUR CAUSEHEADS.Copy !req
230. THEY FIND
A WORLD-THREATENING ISSUECopy !req
231. AND STICK WITH IT
FOR ABOUT A WEEK.Copy !req
232. WHAT'S UP?
WHAT UP?Copy !req
233. WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE OZONE LAYER?Copy !req
234. THAT WAS LAST WEEK.
NOW IT'S MEAT.Copy !req
235. GRILL IS SERVING UP
CHILI BURGERS,Copy !req
236. BUT THEY'RE NOT LETTING
ANYONE IN OR OUT.Copy !req
237. I LOVE CHILI BURGERS.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, DAVES?Copy !req
238. YEAH.
YEAH.Copy !req
239. LET'S DO LUNCH.Copy !req
240. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
241. RED MEAT!Copy !req
242. WHY DON'T WE EAT IT?Copy !req
243. IT'S MURDER.Copy !req
244. WHAT DON'T WE EAT?Copy !req
245. RED MEAT.Copy !req
246. WHY DON'T WE EAT IT?Copy !req
247. IT'S MURDER!Copy !req
248. WHAT DON'T WE EAT?Copy !req
249. RED MEAT.Copy !req
250. DON'T EAT US!Copy !req
251. IT'S MURDER.Copy !req
252. REMEMBER COWS
ARE OUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
253. WHAT DON'T WE EAT?Copy !req
254. RED MEAT.Copy !req
255. WHY DON'T WE EAT IT?Copy !req
256. IT'S MURDER.Copy !req
257. THE CHARRED FLESH
SERVED IN THIS CAFETERIA...Copy !req
258. OOP. PAINT.Copy !req
259. Copy !req
260. HARSH BUD.Copy !req
261. AND THE NONTOXIC PAINT...Copy !req
262. MOONBEAM,
I LIKE YOUR STYLE. GO.Copy !req
263. WRUNG FROM
THE SCORCHED FLESHCopy !req
264. OF INNOCENT CREATURES.Copy !req
265. GO! GO!Copy !req
266. WHA-WHAT?Copy !req
267. ♪ I WAS STANDIN' ♪Copy !req
268. YOU MAY BE SAYING
TO YOURSELVES,Copy !req
269. WHAT OF THE HUNGRY STUDENTS
OF THIS UNIVERSITY?Copy !req
270. WITH THE USE
OF THEIR LEGS AND HANDS...Copy !req
271. THEN THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND
THE PLIGHT OF THE FIELD CALF.Copy !req
272. IF EVERY STUDENT
ON THIS CAMPUS...Copy !req
273. Copy !req
274. WERE TO STARVE, IT WOULD BE
WORTH THE LIFE OF A COW.Copy !req
275. MOO!Copy !req
276. YUM.Copy !req
277. HOPEFULLY, THIS
WILL NOT COME TO PASS.Copy !req
278. BUT IF IT WERE, WHO IS
TO SAY THAT THE LIFE—Copy !req
279. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
280. AAH.Copy !req
281. HEY!Copy !req
282. NOW.Copy !req
283. HERE'S LUNCH.Copy !req
284. Copy !req
285. NICELY DONE,
GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
286. ALL RIGHT.
NOW WHAT?Copy !req
287. NOW WE RUN.Copy !req
288. DAVE.Copy !req
289. DAVE?Copy !req
290. AND THE WALLS
ARE PAINTED WHITE,Copy !req
291. AND THE CHALK IS WHITE,Copy !req
292. AND EVEN THE COPY MACHINE
AND PAPER IS WHITE.Copy !req
293. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
294. THIS, MY FRIEND,Copy !req
295. IS A WHITE DEVIL'S
CONSPIRACY.Copy !req
296. MEAT TOSSER!Copy !req
297. STOP THE VIOLATOR!Copy !req
298. OHHH!Copy !req
299. LEVEL
OF INSENSITIVITY—Copy !req
300. "C," UNCONSCIONABLE.Copy !req
301. OFFENDED.Copy !req
302. OH, THANK GOD.
PRESIDENT GARCIA-THOMPSON.Copy !req
303. STUDENTS,
FILL OUT THOSE FORMS,Copy !req
304. DON'T SKIP A LINE.Copy !req
305. IT WAS THOSE PERSONS
IN THE PIT AGAIN.Copy !req
306. I KNOW, MOONBEAM.Copy !req
307. THOSE PIT OFFENDERS
ARE SINGLE-HANDEDLYCopy !req
308. DESTROYING THE SENSITIVITY
LEVELS ON THIS CAMPUS.Copy !req
309. OF COURSE, I CAN'T SIMPLY
THROW THEM OUT OF SCHOOL.Copy !req
310. AFTER ALL, THEY'RE STILL
15 COMPLAINTS AWAYCopy !req
311. FROM EXPULSION.Copy !req
312. DON'T WORRY,
THEIR DAY WILL COME.Copy !req
313. UM, MS. PRESIDENT?Copy !req
314. THERE'S SOME PREPPY PERSON
IN YOUR OFFICE.Copy !req
315. MADRAS TIES.Copy !req
316. SWEET.Copy !req
317. McPHERSON, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
318. OOH, PRETTY OUTFIT.Copy !req
319. REAL SUMMERY.
WHAT IS THAT, DACRON?Copy !req
320. HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU
NOT TO MEET ME HERE?Copy !req
321. I HAVE A REPUTATION
TO UPHOLD.Copy !req
322. DON'T RUN FROM
YOUR FEELINGS.Copy !req
323. I THINK IT'S
TIME PEOPLECopy !req
324. KNOW THE TRUTH
ABOUT US.Copy !req
325. THE TRUTH, McPHERSON,
IS THAT YOU DISGUST ME.Copy !req
326. THE ONLY THING WE'LL
EVER HAVE IN COMMONCopy !req
327. IS A HATRED OF THE PIT.Copy !req
328. JUST GIVE IT TIME.Copy !req
329. THE INFORMATION,
REPUBLICAN.Copy !req
330. SIGNED, SEALED, AND...Copy !req
331. SNATCHED RUDELY.
WHAT A SURPRISE.Copy !req
332. PERFECT. I'LL BRING IT
TO THE PIT IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
333. AND WE'LL CALL
THE MOVERS.Copy !req
334. HEY, JACK,
THE FLOOR'S CLOSEDCopy !req
335. UNLESS YOU'RE WORKING
ON A THESIS.Copy !req
336. YOU WORKING ON A THESIS?Copy !req
337. UH, NO, I'M LOST.Copy !req
338. I'M TRYING TO GET
BACK TO THE PIT.Copy !req
339. WELL, DON'T GET YOUR BALLS
IN AN UPROAR.Copy !req
340. JUST FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
341. GET YOUR FEET
OFF THE DESK.Copy !req
342. UH, WHAT'S
EVERYBODY DOING?Copy !req
343. FINISHING THEIR THESES,
FUZZHEAD.Copy !req
344. THEY'RE DUE
MONDAY MORNING.Copy !req
345. NOW, THERE'S THE DOOR.Copy !req
346. OH, THANKS.Copy !req
347. DAMN IT.Copy !req
348. WHAT?Copy !req
349. HEY, CECELIA, ARE YOU
GOING TO BE FREE TONIGHT?Copy !req
350. WHY?Copy !req
351. YOU WANT TO
HAVE DINNER...Copy !req
352. WITH US?Copy !req
353. WHAT, LIKE A DATE?Copy !req
354. YEAH.
YEAH.Copy !req
355. GOD.Copy !req
356. KATY, I WAS THINKING.Copy !req
357. WHEN WE START THAT SONG,Copy !req
358. IT'S GOT TO BE
A LOT FASTER.Copy !req
359. YOU MEAN,
LIKE THIS?Copy !req
360. YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR.
GET OUT.Copy !req
361. NOW REMEMBER TO MAKE MINE
EXTRA CRISPY, GUT.Copy !req
362. BE CAREFUL, MAN.Copy !req
363. I LIKE IT RARE,
NOT COLD.Copy !req
364. I GOT YA.Copy !req
365. SO, THIS IS THE SEWER
WHERE YOU PERSONSCopy !req
366. BREED YOUR
ANTI-COMMUNITY CRIMES.Copy !req
367. HELLO, MRS. GAR—Copy !req
368. PRESIDENT GARCIA-THOMPSON.Copy !req
369. HEY, MONKEYS, HOW
ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT?Copy !req
370. THE PRESIDING PERSON
OF THE UNIVERSITYCopy !req
371. JUST WALKED IN.Copy !req
372. Copy !req
373. STOP THAT.Copy !req
374. TURN THAT
NOISE POLLUTION DOWN.Copy !req
375. PLEASE PUT OUT
THAT CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
376. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
377. DO I NEED TO REMIND YOUCopy !req
378. THAT THIS HOUSE
HAS ENOUGH COMPLAINTSCopy !req
379. TO QUALIFY FOR A SENSITIVITY
AWARENESS WEEKEND?Copy !req
380. YOU PASSED OUT CIGARETTESCopy !req
381. FOR A SMOKE-A-THON
ON EARTH DAY,Copy !req
382. YOU INSTALLED SPEED BUMPS
ON THE HANDICAPPED RAMPS,Copy !req
383. AND MOST RECENTLY,
YOU DUMPED 100 POUNDS OF...Copy !req
384. MEAT ON A PEACEFUL
VEGAN PROTEST.Copy !req
385. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
386. THAT WAS WAY MORE
THAN 100 POUNDS.Copy !req
387. VERY AMUSING,
MR. ANDREWS.Copy !req
388. THANKS.Copy !req
389. HERE'S SOMETHING YOU
N'T FIND QUITE SO FUNNY:Copy !req
390. THIS, OFFENDERS,Copy !req
391. IS YOUR DAMAGE BILL
FOR THE SEMESTER.Copy !req
392. THE TOTAL COMES TO $7,568.Copy !req
393. HOUSING FORMS FOR NEXT YEAR
ARE DUE MONDAY.Copy !req
394. IF THAT BILL ISN'T PAID,Copy !req
395. THIS HOUSE
WILL BE REPOSSESSED.Copy !req
396. WHAT?
NO WAY!Copy !req
397. YOU CAN'T BE
SERIOUS, RIGHT?Copy !req
398. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,Copy !req
399. I HAVE A BICENTENNIAL
TO PLAN.Copy !req
400. THIS SUCKS.Copy !req
401. MA'AM, CAN—
MA'AM? HELLO?Copy !req
402. 7 THOU?Copy !req
403. WE'RE IN
DEEP SHIT, HUH?Copy !req
404. WHERE THE HELL ARE
WE GONNA NEXT YEAR?Copy !req
405. IT'S LIKE 3 WEEKS
BEFORE SCHOOL ENDS.Copy !req
406. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I THINK IT'S TIMECopy !req
407. TO REVIVE
AN ANCIENT TRADITIONCopy !req
408. WE SEEM TO HAVE
LONG FORGOTTEN.Copy !req
409. THEY CONFISCATED
THE ALTAR, DROZ.Copy !req
410. NO, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT HUMAN SACRIFICE.Copy !req
411. CEEL, I'M TALKING ABOUT
SOMETHING THAT WE USED TO DOCopy !req
412. EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT
AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.Copy !req
413. HERE'S A HINT:Copy !req
414. LEGIONS OF HAND-STAMPED
MEATHEADSCopy !req
415. IN COED NAKED
LACROSSE T-SHIRTSCopy !req
416. POWER CHUGGING WATERED-DOWN
MEISTERCHAU,Copy !req
417. REGURGITATING ON
THE GLUE-MATTED FLOORS.Copy !req
418. KILN-LIKE TEMPERATURES,
FIGHTS WITH TOWNIES,Copy !req
419. LINES OF DRUNKEN PEOPLECopy !req
420. WAITING FOR
THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
421. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
422. YOU GUYS ARE TALKING
ABOUT A PARTY.Copy !req
423. DING, DING, DING,
DING, DING!Copy !req
424. GUTTER, TELL HER
WHAT SHE'S WON.Copy !req
425. WE GET SOME BEER,
WE HAVE A BAND,Copy !req
426. AND WE OVERCHARGE
AT THE DOOR.Copy !req
427. DROZ, THERE'S NO WAY.Copy !req
428. WE NEED AN ALL-CAMPUS PARTY
TO RAISE ENOUGH MONEY.Copy !req
429. NO ONE'S BEEN ABLE TO
PULL THAT OFF IN YEARS.Copy !req
430. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS—Copy !req
431. HALF THE SCHOOL
PROTESTS.Copy !req
432. THE OTHER HALF
BOYCOTTS.Copy !req
433. YEAH, AND BESIDES,
THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
434. EVEN IF WE COULD
GET THEM ALL HERE,Copy !req
435. IT'D BE LIKE
A TOTAL PC WAR ZONE.Copy !req
436. WELL, THERE IS
ONE OTHER OPTION—Copy !req
437. WE GET JOBS.Copy !req
438. I VOTE PARTY.Copy !req
439. I CAN'T HANDLE
A JOB, MAN.Copy !req
440. WE'RE TOTALLY ON IT.Copy !req
441. WHAT DO YOU
WANT US TO DO?Copy !req
442. SO, UH, WHO'S ON BEER?Copy !req
443. UH, WELL, THAT WOULD
ROUGHLY BE YOU, GUT.Copy !req
444. I SUGGEST KEGS—
MULTIPLE, COLD, DOMESTIC.Copy !req
445. I HAVE TO MEET
MERSH IN JERRY TOWNCopy !req
446. FOR MY RIDE
TO THE SHOW.Copy !req
447. OK, WELL YOU THOSECopy !req
448. USELESS YERK-TOTING,
FRISBEE-CHUCKINGCopy !req
449. CHEEBA MONKEYS,Copy !req
450. AND YOU TELL THEM YOU'RE
GONNA BE AN HOUR LATE.Copy !req
451. CEEL, KATY, RAJ,
AND DEEGE,Copy !req
452. THE STAGE IS SET,
YOUR BAND WILL PLAY.Copy !req
453. BUT, DROZ, WE DON'T
EVEN HAVE A NAME.Copy !req
454. WELL, YOU GET A NAME,
YOU GIVE IT TO THE DAVES,Copy !req
455. THEY'LL PUT UP
THE FLIERS.Copy !req
456. ON IT.
ON IT.Copy !req
457. PIGMAN.
YEAH?Copy !req
458. STAY PUT.Copy !req
459. WE CHARGE 5 BUCKS A HEAD.Copy !req
460. MASTERCARD AND VISA
ACCEPTED.Copy !req
461. DROZ,Copy !req
462. WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT
CUTE PREPPY KID?Copy !req
463. WHO?Copy !req
464. THE PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
465. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.Copy !req
466. WHAT'S UP, MERSH?Copy !req
467. GUTTER,
WHAT'S UP, BUD?Copy !req
468. TRIED TO CALL YOU GUYS,
LIKE, 6 TIMES, MAN.Copy !req
469. WHAT'S THE DEAL?Copy !req
470. LISTEN, MERSH,Copy !req
471. I GOTTA GET BEER
FOR THIS PARTY TONIGHT,Copy !req
472. SO I'M GOING TO BE LATE
FOR MY RIDE TO HARTFORD.Copy !req
473. SORRY, GUT, MAN,
NO CAN DO.Copy !req
474. THE GRAND STER OF FUNKCopy !req
475. DESCENDS ON THE CITY
AT 8:00, MAN,Copy !req
476. AND WE WILL BE THERE.Copy !req
477. MERSH, YOU HATE PUNK.Copy !req
478. FUNK, GUTTER.Copy !req
479. FUNK.Copy !req
480. GEORGE CLINTON.Copy !req
481. PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC.Copy !req
482. DUDE,Copy !req
483. AREN'T YOU
A MUSIC MAJOR?Copy !req
484. YEAH.Copy !req
485. HA HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
486. Copy !req
487. MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD
JUST GIVE ME A LIFTCopy !req
488. TO THE LIQUOR
STORE THEN.Copy !req
489. WE GOT INTRAMURAL
FINALS THIS AFTERNOON,Copy !req
490. MAN, SORRY.Copy !req
491. WELL, WHAT AM
I SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
492. HAVE A BONG HIT.Copy !req
493. WHAT GOOD IS
THAT GOING TO DO ME?Copy !req
494. JUST ONE LITTLE BINGER
TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY.Copy !req
495. COME ON, MAN.Copy !req
496. JUST ONE HIT,Copy !req
497. THEN I GOT TO GO.Copy !req
498. LOOK AT THE STITCHING.Copy !req
499. IT'S GOT TO
BE L.L. BEAN.Copy !req
500. YES.Copy !req
501. BUT CAN HE BE TRUSTED?Copy !req
502. LOOK AT HIS TIE.Copy !req
503. HIS COMPLEXION.Copy !req
504. HE'S DEFINITELY
ONE OF US.Copy !req
505. HEY—WAIT.
WHERE AM I?Copy !req
506. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.Copy !req
507. ALLOW ME. CARTER PRESCOTT,Copy !req
508. PLEDGE MASTER OF THE SECRET
FRATERNITY OF BALLS AND SHAFT.Copy !req
509. TOM LAWRENCE,
PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
510. BANTAM DRAPER.Copy !req
511. UM...Copy !req
512. SO, THIS IS A FRAT?Copy !req
513. THE SCHOOL
OUTLAWED FRATERNITIESCopy !req
514. IN 1967, TOM.Copy !req
515. AND BALLS AND SHAFT WAS
FORCED TO GO UNDERGROUND.Copy !req
516. WE LOST OUR HOUSE,Copy !req
517. NOW THE DETESTABLE SORE
KNOWN AS THE PIT.Copy !req
518. SINCE THEN,
OUR NUMBERS HAVE DWINDLED,Copy !req
519. BUT WE'RE ALWAYS ON
THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW MEMBERS.Copy !req
520. YOU GUYS USED TO BE
IN THE PIT?Copy !req
521. WELL, I KNOW IT'S SAD.Copy !req
522. THE SWINE IN THERE,
THEY'RE DIRTY, STUPID—Copy !req
523. WORST OF ALL,Copy !req
524. POOR.Copy !req
525. Copy !req
526. I'LL GET IT.Copy !req
527. AMERICA'S GREATEST
PRESIDENT.Copy !req
528. IT'S ME, RAND.
OPEN UP.Copy !req
529. AMERICA'S GREATEST
PRESIDENT.Copy !req
530. DAMN IT.Copy !req
531. WHO IS RONALD REAGAN?Copy !req
532. A CASUAL SHOE
FOR YACHTING.Copy !req
533. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT, B.D.?Copy !req
534. WHO COULD I BE?
WHAT IS A BLUCHER?Copy !req
535. THEY KILLED JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
536. WHO ARE THE JEWS?
OPEN UP, SUCKO!Copy !req
537. GENTLEMEN, I'VE GOT
SOME GOOD NEWSCopy !req
538. AND I GOT SOME
BAD NEWS.Copy !req
539. THE BAD NEWS IS...Copy !req
540. YOU'RE AN IDIOT.Copy !req
541. DON'T EVER MAKE ME WAIT
OUTSIDE THAT DOOR.Copy !req
542. THE GOOD NEWS IS...Copy !req
543. THOMPSON JUST DELIVERED
THE INFORMATION.Copy !req
544. BY NOW, THE PIT
WILL HAVE STARTEDCopy !req
545. PLANNING THEIR
LITTLE SOIREE.Copy !req
546. WELL, ABOUT THAT, RAND?Copy !req
547. WHAT IF THEIR PARTY
DOES COME OFF?Copy !req
548. DOES ANYONE GET WHAT
I'M DOING HE?Copy !req
549. DOES ANYONE FOLLOW ME?Copy !req
550. WE WANT THEM TO HAVE
A PARTY, STEAKHEAD.Copy !req
551. WE WANT THEM TO
HAVE THE LOUDEST,Copy !req
552. MOST OFFENSIVE PARTYCopy !req
553. IN SCHOOL HISTORY.
CAPISCE?Copy !req
554. HI.Copy !req
555. WELL, WELL, I SEE WE
HAVE A NEW PLEDGE.Copy !req
556. MAYFLOWER MATERIAL,
I PRESUME?Copy !req
557. HUH?Copy !req
558. IT'S A BOAT.Copy !req
559. YOUR ANCESTORS OBVIOUSLY
DIDN'T COME OVER ON IT.Copy !req
560. BUT, HEY, IT'S THE NINETIES.
WE'LL TAKE WHAT WE CAN GET.Copy !req
561. GENTLEMEN,
WE GOT A JOB TO DO.Copy !req
562. NAUGAHYDE WINDPIPE.Copy !req
563. TOO METAL.Copy !req
564. OEDIPUS
AND THE MAMA'S BOYS.Copy !req
565. TOO COLLEGE RADIO.Copy !req
566. MY JOHNSON
IS 12 INCHES LONG.Copy !req
567. INTERESTING,Copy !req
568. BUT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE A BAND NAME.Copy !req
569. I'VE GOT IT.Copy !req
570. EVERYONE GETS LAID.Copy !req
571. KATY, THE WOMYNISTS WILL BE
ALL OVER US FOR THAT ONE.Copy !req
572. OW.Copy !req
573. HEY, DROZ, WHAT DO
YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
574. TONIGHT AT THE PIT,
EVERYONE GETS LAID.Copy !req
575. HMM. THAT'S TASTELESS,
DISGUSTING, AND OFFENSIVE.Copy !req
576. I LIKE IT.Copy !req
577. COOL.Copy !req
578. DAVES, GO MAKE
THOSE FLIERS.Copy !req
579. HEY,Copy !req
580. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING?Copy !req
581. ? OH, WE'RE SENIORS.Copy !req
582. WE'RE GOING TO THE GAME.Copy !req
583. OUTSIDE!Copy !req
584. WHOO!Copy !req
585. UHH!
UHH!Copy !req
586. HEY.Copy !req
587. REMOVE THAT NAIL,
BUTCHER.Copy !req
588. WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?Copy !req
589. I JUST HEARD
THAT TREE SHRIEK.Copy !req
590. WOULD YOU LIKE IT
IF I NAILED A SIGNCopy !req
591. INTO A LAYER
OF YOUR FAT?Copy !req
592. TRY IT AGAIN
AND YOU'RE TOAST.Copy !req
593. SAVE THE PLANET.
PEACE.Copy !req
594. THIS IS A TOTAL DRAG.Copy !req
595. LET'S GIVE UP, MAN.Copy !req
596. WELL, WHAT DO
WE HAVE HERE?Copy !req
597. LET'S GO!Copy !req
598. WHOO!Copy !req
599. YEAH, YEAH.
LOOK AT HIM GO!Copy !req
600. PIG.Copy !req
601. OH, GOOD, GOOD GOD.Copy !req
602. WORD UP.Copy !req
603. SHE GOT A LITTLE
STIFF-ARM.Copy !req
604. OH, WOW, MAN.Copy !req
605. HA!Copy !req
606. HOT SHIT!Copy !req
607. YEAH.Copy !req
608. ISN'T THAT YOUR OLD
FRESHMAN ROOMMATE?Copy !req
609. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
610. RANDALL PEEBURN McPHERSON.Copy !req
611. I WONDER WHAT BROUGHT HIM
OUT OF HIDING.Copy !req
612. MUST BE
A KLAN MEETING.Copy !req
613. YEAH.
MAN, LOOK AT HIM.Copy !req
614. MUST HAVE BEEN HELLISH
LIVING WITH THAT GUYCopy !req
615. FOR A YEAR.Copy !req
616. Copy !req
617. AHEM.Copy !req
618. AHEM.Copy !req
619. HEY, WAIT,
COME BACK.Copy !req
620. OH, COME ON!
GO TO SLEEP!Copy !req
621. GO TO SLEEP!Copy !req
622. IT'S TIME TO
GO TO SLEEP!Copy !req
623. OH, MY GOD! AAH!Copy !req
624. AH! AAH!Copy !req
625. AAH!Copy !req
626. GET AWAY FROM ME,
YOU FREAK!Copy !req
627. FREAK!Copy !req
628. AAH!
STAY ON YOUR SIDE!Copy !req
629. AAH!Copy !req
630. TOTAL NIGHTMARE, MAN.Copy !req
631. WHAT THE HELL
IS TAKING SO LONG?Copy !req
632. SWIRLY.Copy !req
633. WHOO!Copy !req
634. THE PRIDE OF THE PORT CHESTER
SPORTS PROGRAM, TOM—Copy !req
635. HIPPIE OLYMPICS.Copy !req
636. DOESN'T MATTER WHO WINS
'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL LOSERS.Copy !req
637. YOU KNOW,
IT'S SAD, REALLY.Copy !req
638. THIS SCHOOL
USED TO BECopy !req
639. A BASTION OF RICH,
WHITE ELITISM.Copy !req
640. NOW... NOW THERE ARE HOMOSEXUALS
ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM,Copy !req
641. WHINING MINORITIES RUN
THE STUDENT GOVERNMENT,Copy !req
642. AND YOU CAN'T EVEN
COERCE A WOMANCopy !req
643. INTO HAVING SEX
WITHOUT BEINGCopy !req
644. BROUGHT UP
ON CHARGES.Copy !req
645. WHAT IS THIS WORLD
COMING TO?Copy !req
646. REALLY!Copy !req
647. COME ON.
LET'S GO.Copy !req
648. MY PAPPY WOULD PUKECopy !req
649. IF HE SAW THIS BUNCH
OF BUG-EYED TOADSCopy !req
650. CHASING A SCRAP
OF PLASTIC AROUND.Copy !req
651. HEY, PONYTAILS,
YOU SUCK!Copy !req
652. HI.Copy !req
653. WE'RE GETTING HOUSED
HERE, GUYS.Copy !req
654. I SAY WE BRING IN
BLOTTER.Copy !req
655. BLOTTER.
BLOTTER.Copy !req
656. YEAH.
YEAH.Copy !req
657. Copy !req
658. WHA-WHOO,
YEAH, BLOTTER!Copy !req
659. OH, YOU'RE JUST
BUGGING ME!Copy !req
660. UH-OH. THIS IS ME.Copy !req
661. I'M GOING IN, COACH.
COVER ME, MAN.Copy !req
662. YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER. YEAH.Copy !req
663. SAM?Copy !req
664. HEY. WOW!Copy !req
665. WHAT ARE
THE ODDS?Copy !req
666. DROZ. TWO TIMES
IN ONE DAY.Copy !req
667. WHAT'S COME OVER YOU?Copy !req
668. I DON'T KNOW,
MUST BE HORMONAL.Copy !req
669. WHAT THE HELL
IS HE DOING HERE?Copy !req
670. AFTERNOON, LADIES.Copy !req
671. LOOKING GOOD
OUT THERE.Copy !req
672. YEAH.
WHATEVER.Copy !req
673. THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO CASTRATE MECopy !req
674. FOR SITTING HERE,
ARE THEY?Copy !req
675. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT THEY GOT
PLANNED FOR HALFTIME.Copy !req
676. OH. NOW, LOOK
WHO IT IS.Copy !req
677. MEAT TOSSER!Copy !req
678. AAH!Copy !req
679. AAH!Copy !req
680. CHRIST.
I KNOW THAT KID.Copy !req
681. WHAT IS HE DOING?Copy !req
682. I'M OPEN.Copy !req
683. AAH! OHH!Copy !req
684. HEY.Copy !req
685. THAT WEASEL
SNAGGED THE 'BEE.Copy !req
686. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
687. BONG HITS, ANYONE?Copy !req
688. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
689. SO, I HEARD YOU'RE
FINALLY GRADUATING.Copy !req
690. YEAH, YEAH. IT'S
PRETTY STUPID, HUH?Copy !req
691. I MEAN, HOW COULD
I LEAVE ALL THIS?Copy !req
692. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
YOU GOT ANY PLANS?Copy !req
693. JAMES ANDREWS,
MY OLD FRIEND.Copy !req
694. HEY, RAND.Copy !req
695. SAMANTHA, MY BUTTERCUP.Copy !req
696. I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
A PARTY TONIGHT.Copy !req
697. CAN'T GO.Copy !req
698. BUT WE'RE TAKING BETSCopy !req
699. ON HOW MANY OF YOU
WILL GET ARRESTED.Copy !req
700. YOU REMEMBER
THIS GUY,Copy !req
701. HE SKIPPERED
HITLER'S CATAMARANCopy !req
702. DURING THE WAR?Copy !req
703. YEAH, YUCK IT
UP NOW, DIPSHIT.Copy !req
704. YOUR NIGHTMARE'S
JUST BEGINNING.Copy !req
705. I THINK THE WOMYNISTS
WILL BE QUITE INTERESTEDCopy !req
706. IN YOUR LITTLE SCRIBBLINGS.Copy !req
707. OH, YEAH,Copy !req
708. THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADED.Copy !req
709. SAMANTHA,
ALWAYS A PLEASURE.Copy !req
710. SEE YOU.Copy !req
711. GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
712. LADIES.Copy !req
713. A PIT PARTY.Copy !req
714. MMM. WARM, FLAT BEER.Copy !req
715. SOGGY CHIPS.
THINK ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
716. IT'S JUST WHAT I NEED TO
HELP ME FIGURE OUT MY LIFE.Copy !req
717. STOP THE PENIS PARTY!Copy !req
718. GET HER AWAY
FROM HIM!Copy !req
719. COME ON,
SAM!Copy !req
720. LET'S GO.Copy !req
721. HEY, SAM, WHAT
ABOUT TONIGHT?Copy !req
722. DON'T TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
723. SHIT.Copy !req
724. WHOO-HOO! YEAH-HEH!Copy !req
725. Copy !req
726. Copy !req
727. HEY, WATCH IT,
YOU SCHMUCK!Copy !req
728. GET THE BEER.
JUST GET THE BEER.Copy !req
729. GET THE BEER.Copy !req
730. THE BEER.Copy !req
731. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
732. CAN YOU BLOW ME
WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?Copy !req
733. WHAT?Copy !req
734. CAN YOU BLOW ME
WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?Copy !req
735. CYOU SHOW MECopy !req
736. WHERE THE CAMPUS IS?Copy !req
737. YEAH. SURE.Copy !req
738. SHE KNOWS.Copy !req
739. SHE KNOWS.Copy !req
740. SHE KNOWS.Copy !req
741. OK.Copy !req
742. JUST... JUST GO HERE
FOR A MINUTE.Copy !req
743. I SHOULDN'T HAVE
SMOKED THAT.Copy !req
744. I JUST WANT
TO PAY TRIBUTECopy !req
745. TO BOTH YOUR COURAGECopy !req
746. AND FOR YOUR ELOQUENCECopy !req
747. AND FOR THE DIGNITY IN WHICH
YOU'VE CONDUCTED YOURSELF.Copy !req
748. THANK YOU, SENATOR.Copy !req
749. I KNEW IT WAS
GOING TO BE BADCopy !req
750. WHEN I WAS NOMINATED.Copy !req
751. I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WOULD BE THIS BAD.Copy !req
752. COULD YOU HAVE GUESSED...Copy !req
753. THAT SOME PEOPLE, INCLUDING
PEOPLE ON THIS COMMITTEE,Copy !req
754. WOULD DREDGE UP STORIES
ABOUT DRUG USE?Copy !req
755. WAIT. WAIT.
WAIT.Copy !req
756. SAY, GENTLEMEN
OF THE COURTROOM,Copy !req
757. THIS GUY
IS GUTTER, MAN.Copy !req
758. THE GUT MAN.Copy !req
759. HE COMES OVER, MAN,Copy !req
760. HE SMOKES TWO MAJOR
BONG LOADS...Copy !req
761. HE KNOWS HOW TO CARB
AND EVERYTHING.Copy !req
762. LIKE, LOADS THE SIZE
OF YOUR HEAD, MAN.Copy !req
763. I... I DIDN'T EXHALE?Copy !req
764. Copy !req
765. WORKS FOR ME.Copy !req
766. GOOD ANSWER.Copy !req
767. Copy !req
768. Copy !req
769. OH, MAN.
WHAT A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
770. OH, MAN.Copy !req
771. OH. OH. OH.Copy !req
772. OH, SHIT! THE BEER!Copy !req
773. OH, SHIT!Copy !req
774. ARE WE TALKING
ABOUT THE SAME PERSON?Copy !req
775. WELL, I THINK
BISEXUAL ASIAN STUDIESCopy !req
776. SHOULD HAVE
ITS OWN BUILDING.Copy !req
777. THE QUESTION IS,
WHO GOES,Copy !req
778. THE MATH DEPARTMENT
OR THE HOCKEY TEAM?Copy !req
779. EXCUSE ME,
ANDREA—Copy !req
780. IT'S ANDREA.Copy !req
781. I THINK HOCKEY.
CALL ME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
782. THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES
IS VERY CONCERNEDCopy !req
783. ABOUT THE STATE OF UNREST
AMONG THE STUDENTS.Copy !req
784. THERE HAS BEEN A PROTEST
ON THIS CAMPUSCopy !req
785. EVERY DAY, AND FRANKLY,Copy !req
786. WE'RE SICK OF ALL
THE BAD PUBLICITY.Copy !req
787. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
788. WE'RE PARTICULARLY
CONCERNEDCopy !req
789. ABOUT TOMORROW'S
BICENTENNIAL.Copy !req
790. IT WILL BE THE MOST
HIGHLY ATTENDEDCopy !req
791. ALUMNI EVENT IN YEARS.Copy !req
792. GENTLEMEN, RELAX.Copy !req
793. TOMORROW'S CEREMONY HAS BEEN
PLANNED TO PERFECTION.Copy !req
794. AS FOR THE STUDENTS,Copy !req
795. I HAVE A SPECIAL
SURPRISE FOR THEM.Copy !req
796. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
797. I'M GOING TO ANNOUNCECopy !req
798. THE CHANGING
OF THE SCHOOL MASCOTCopy !req
799. FROM THE OFFENSIVE
PORT CHESTER INDIANCopy !req
800. TO AN ENDANGERED SPECIE.Copy !req
801. GENTLEMEN,
MEET OUR NEW MASCOT,Copy !req
802. THE PORT CHESTER
WHOOPING CRANE.Copy !req
803. Copy !req
804. NO. WAIT. NO!Copy !req
805. LOOK, JERKY,
NO LIQUOR SOLD AFTER 8:00.Copy !req
806. CONNECTICUT BLUE LAWS.Copy !req
807. AFTER 8:00? I MISS
MY RIDE TO THE SHOW!Copy !req
808. HEY, LOOK.
IT'S A COLLEGE BOY.Copy !req
809. ANYBODY WANT
TO BEAT HIM UP?Copy !req
810. Copy !req
811. NICE TIE.Copy !req
812. THIS TOTALLY BITES.Copy !req
813. THE FIRST TIME
WE'VE EVER BEEN ASKEDCopy !req
814. TO PLAY IN PUBLIC,
AND THERE'S NO PUBLIC.Copy !req
815. YANKEES ARE
BACK IN TOWN.Copy !req
816. FUSE BOX.Copy !req
817. AAH!Copy !req
818. PINS AND NEEDLES!Copy !req
819. OOH! PINS AND NEEDLES.
PINS AND NEEDLES.Copy !req
820. HEY, GUYS, YOU KNOCKED
THE PLUG OUT. HELLO.Copy !req
821. HEY, RAJ.Copy !req
822. HEY, DAVES, WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE FLIERS?Copy !req
823. HUH?Copy !req
824. THEY FLIERS, I HAVEN'T
SEEN ONE UP ON CAMPUS.Copy !req
825. WE PUT ONE UP.Copy !req
826. DAMN, MAN.Copy !req
827. ONE FLIER?Copy !req
828. WE'RE SCREWED.Copy !req
829. THERE IS ONE THING
WE CAN STILL DO.Copy !req
830. PLAYOME LOUD
AND ABUSIVE TUNES?Copy !req
831. EXACTLY.Copy !req
832. DO IT, MAN.
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
833. PLUG MY ASS IN.Copy !req
834. YEAH.Copy !req
835. Copy !req
836. YEAH.Copy !req
837. PLAY METALLICA,
AND THEY WILL COME.Copy !req
838. WE SHOULD'VE HANDLED
OUR OWN PUBLICITY.Copy !req
839. WHOOPING CRANES.Copy !req
840. GARCIA-THOMPSON'S
MAKING SANDWICHESCopy !req
841. WITHOUT BREAD.Copy !req
842. THAT BITCH
IS GIVING ME GOUT.Copy !req
843. LOOK, JUST BE PATIENT,
CORDEAU.Copy !req
844. THE WAY SHE'S GOING,
SHE'LL HANG HERSELF.Copy !req
845. I'LL BUY THE ROPE,
YOU FIND THE TREE.Copy !req
846. I'M JUST ONE MAN TALKING,Copy !req
847. BUT I DON'T GET THIS
JAMES BOND/RASTA—Copy !req
848. HEY, I WANT TO KNOWCopy !req
849. HOW DID THIS
BECOME ABOUT MECopy !req
850. ALL OF A SUDDEN?Copy !req
851. Copy !req
852. THIS IS A MIRACLE.Copy !req
853. MONKEYS PULLED IT OFF.Copy !req
854. WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
855. HI, DROZ.Copy !req
856. ARE WE HAVING A PARTY
TONIGHT OR WHAT?Copy !req
857. THERE'S NO PUBLICITY,
SO THERE'S NO PEOPLE.Copy !req
858. GUTTER NEVER SHOWED UP,
SO THERE'S NO BEER,Copy !req
859. OUR INSTRUMENTS BLEW OUT,
SO THERE'S NO BAND,Copy !req
860. AND I THINK RAJI
AND DEEGE MAY BE DEAD.Copy !req
861. WAIT A MINUTE—
NO BEER?Copy !req
862. WELL, WHERE
THE HELL'S GUTTER?Copy !req
863. PROBABLY IN A PARKING
LOT SOMEWHERECopy !req
864. PICKING HIS NOSE.Copy !req
865. WELL, THERE'S
ONE CONSOLATION.Copy !req
866. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
867. WE HAVEN'T BEEN
PROTESTED YET.Copy !req
868. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHY
THERE ARE 24 WOMYNISTSCopy !req
869. BEATING BONGOS
ON OUR LAWN?Copy !req
870. STOP THIS PHALLIC
OPPRESSION AT THIS HOUSE...Copy !req
871. WHAT?Copy !req
872. LET'S CHECK
IT OUT.Copy !req
873. YEAH, MAN.
COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
874. COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
875. HEY.Copy !req
876. ALL RIGHT. DEADLY ZULU
DRUM PROTEST.Copy !req
877. HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE SINCE
MY THIRD SOPHOMORE YEAR.Copy !req
878. FULL-ON
RESPONSE.Copy !req
879. WISH THE BALLS
WEREN'T DEAD.Copy !req
880. SEE, YOU TRY
AND SPREAD JOY,Copy !req
881. AND THE PC SHOCK TROOPS
JUST SHUT YOU DOWN.Copy !req
882. DON'T THEY WANT
TO HAVE A GOOD TIMECopy !req
883. AT LEAST ONCE
IN THEIR LIVES?Copy !req
884. THAT'S A DAMN
GOOD POINT.Copy !req
885. OK. NOW, IT'S TRUECopy !req
886. THE MAJORITY
OF STUDENTS TODAYCopy !req
887. ARE SO CRAVENLY PC,Copy !req
888. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW
A GOOD TIMECopy !req
889. IF IT WAS SITTING
ON THEIR FACE,Copy !req
890. BUT THERE'S ONE THINGCopy !req
891. THAT WILL ALWAYS
UNITE US AND THEM.Copy !req
892. THEY'RE YOUNG.Copy !req
893. THEY MAY NOT
REALIZE IT YET.Copy !req
894. THEY'VE GOT THE SAME
RAGING HORMONES,Copy !req
895. THE SAME
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DESIRECopy !req
896. TO GET BOLDLY TRASHED
AND WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL.Copy !req
897. LOOK OUT THAT WINDOW.Copy !req
898. THAT'S NOT A PROTEST.Copy !req
899. THAT IS A CRY FOR HELP.Copy !req
900. STOP! STOP!
PENIS PARTY!Copy !req
901. STOP! STOP!
PENIS PARTY!Copy !req
902. THEY'RE BEGGING US...Copy !req
903. PLEASE HAVE A PARTY!Copy !req
904. FEED US DRINKS!Copy !req
905. GET US LAID!Copy !req
906. AAH!Copy !req
907. THAT'S A PRETTY
STRANGE THEORY, DROZ.Copy !req
908. YEAH.Copy !req
909. BESIDES, WE DON'T
HAVE A BANDCopy !req
910. OR ANY PEOPLE, MAN.Copy !req
911. WE DON'T HAVE
ANY BEER.Copy !req
912. WE'VE GOT LOOSE KEG SIGHTINGS
NEAR THE FRESHMAN DORM,Copy !req
913. TWO CASES OF ZINFANDEL
SPOTTED NEAR THE FACULTY CLUB,Copy !req
914. AND HERE, THE MOTHER LODE—
THE BICENTENNIAL BALL.Copy !req
915. MOLES, YOU'RE
ON THE AIR IN 10.Copy !req
916. GOT IT!Copy !req
917. CEEL,
YOU'RE ON BONGOS.Copy !req
918. ME, DAVE, AND DAVE
ARE ON BEER.Copy !req
919. KATY, YOU'RE A FRESHMAN.Copy !req
920. FIND 2,000 PEOPLE.Copy !req
921. HEY.Copy !req
922. IT'S ABOUT
TIME THE UNIVERSITYCopy !req
923. EMBRACED
MULTICULTURALISM.Copy !req
924. HEY.Copy !req
925. IT REALLY IS.Copy !req
926. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
927. UH-HUH.Copy !req
928. WHAT IS THE COMPLAINT
COUNT NOW?Copy !req
929. HELLO,
ANDREA.Copy !req
930. ONLY 3 THIS
AFTERNOON,Copy !req
931. BUT COMMUNITY
CRISIS BULLETINCopy !req
932. JUST WENT OUT. OK?Copy !req
933. WELL, DON'T WORRY,
MY FAIR MAIDEN,Copy !req
934. WE WILL GET OUR QUOTA.Copy !req
935. AND BY THE WAY,Copy !req
936. HAVE YOU SEEN
THEIR TASTELESS FLIER?Copy !req
937. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
938. IS THERE NO LIMIT?Copy !req
939. WELL... WHAT I FIGURE
THEY DID...Copy !req
940. WAS THEY CUT OUT
A PICTURE OF YOUR HEADCopy !req
941. AND PASTED IT ON ANOTHER
DIFFERENT PICTURE.Copy !req
942. I'VE DONE A LITTLE
COLLAGE WORK MYSELF.Copy !req
943. B.D., DO ME A FAVORCopy !req
944. AND DON'T EVER TALK.Copy !req
945. Copy !req
946. HEY, KID, YOU KNOW
HOW TO GET BACKCopy !req
947. TO I-84?Copy !req
948. WHERE YOU GOING,
HARTFORD?Copy !req
949. YEAH, MAN, WE GOT
A CONCERT THERE.Copy !req
950. WE SHOULD HAVE
BEEN THERE AT 8:00.Copy !req
951. I KNOW. THE MERKINS
AND FROG AND TOAD.Copy !req
952. WHAT?Copy !req
953. THE BAD NEWS IS,Copy !req
954. 84 IS, LIKE,
A HALF-HOUR AWAY,Copy !req
955. AND THEN
HARTFORD IS,Copy !req
956. LIKE, ANOTHER 45 MINUTES
ON THE FREEWAY.Copy !req
957. SETH, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD
HAVE FOLLOWED THE OTHER BUS.Copy !req
958. WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT NOW.Copy !req
959. WE MIGHT AS WELL
GO ON BACK HOME.Copy !req
960. YO, DREAD.
YEAH, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
961. SINCE YOU MISSED
THE SHOW ANYWAY,Copy !req
962. YOU THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME
A RIDE BACK TO MY HOUSE?Copy !req
963. YEAH. COME ON.
GET ON UP.Copy !req
964. SHOTGUN.Copy !req
965. WHICH
ONE'S RAND'S?Copy !req
966. CHERRY BEEMER.
THANKS, DAD.Copy !req
967. I CAN WIRE IT.
CAN YOU GET US IN?Copy !req
968. IT MIGHT TAKE
A LITTLE TIME, BUT...Copy !req
969. YEAH. I THINK SO.Copy !req
970. THAT WAS
GEORGE CLINTON ON WPCUCopy !req
971. WITH TEAR THE ROOF OFF.Copy !req
972. CLINTON'S HEADLINING
THE CIVIC TONIGHT,Copy !req
973. BUT YOU CAN'T AFFORD
A TICKET, MAN. SORRY.Copy !req
974. MOLES. HOW'S IT GOING,
BROTHER?Copy !req
975. WHAT'S UP?
GREAT SHOW, MAN.Copy !req
976. THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
977. NOT REALLY. LISTEN,
I GOT A FAVOR TO ASK...Copy !req
978. WELL, THAT'S
GOOD THINKING.Copy !req
979. OH.Copy !req
980. OOH.Copy !req
981. EEK.Copy !req
982. AH...Copy !req
983. TOSS 'EM IN BACK.Copy !req
984. SUNROOF. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
985. RAND'S GOING TO
GRIZ HIS PANTSCopy !req
986. WHEN HE SEES HIS CAR.Copy !req
987. YOU THINK SO?Copy !req
988. GOOD EVENING.
WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCASTCopy !req
989. FOR A SPECIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT.Copy !req
990. ARE YOU JUST SITTING
AROUND YOUR DORM ROOMSCopy !req
991. PLAYING CARDS
AND EATING PIZZA?Copy !req
992. NOW, IS THIS HOW YOU
SPENT THE MAJORITYCopy !req
993. OF YOUR 4 YEARS IN COLLEGE?Copy !req
994. WOULD YOU LIKE TONIGHT
TO BE DIFFERENT,Copy !req
995. YOU JUST DON'T HAVE
ANYPLACE TO GO?Copy !req
996. WELL, NOW YOU DO.Copy !req
997. SO, TURN OFF YOUR RADIOS
AND HEAD ON OVER.Copy !req
998. AND TONIGHT,
10 P.M. AT THE PIT,Copy !req
999. EVERYONE GETS LAID.Copy !req
1000. Copy !req
1001. K-KATY?Copy !req
1002. KATY!Copy !req
1003. IT'S THE PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
1004. STAY!Copy !req
1005. HI.
HEY.Copy !req
1006. WE WERE WONDERING
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.Copy !req
1007. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
1008. UH, I'M
GONNA GO HOME.Copy !req
1009. YOU'RE LEAVING?Copy !req
1010. YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE,
LIKE, 10 MINUTES.Copy !req
1011. I KNOW, BUT, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1012. I'VE ALREADY MANAGED
TO PISS OFF, LIKE,Copy !req
1013. THE ENTIRE CAMPUS.Copy !req
1014. I MEAN,
NO OFFENSE, KATY,Copy !req
1015. BUT THIS PLACE
IS A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
1016. I'M PROBABLY JUST
GONNA WIND UP AT STATE.Copy !req
1017. YEAH, WELL,
WE'RE ALL GONNA BECopy !req
1018. BORING OUR BUTTS
OFF AT STATECopy !req
1019. IF I DON'T FIND, LIKE,
1,000 PEOPLE PRONTO.Copy !req
1020. WHAT DYOU MEAN?Copy !req
1021. WE GOTTA RAISE
7 Gs BY TOMORROW,Copy !req
1022. OR WE LOSE THE HOUSE.Copy !req
1023. THE PIT?
YEAH.Copy !req
1024. THE DAMAGE BILL CAME IN.Copy !req
1025. WE'RE TRYING TO PULL OFF
THIS ALL-CAMPUS RAGE,Copy !req
1026. AND I GOTTA GET PEOPLE.Copy !req
1027. ALL I GOT ARE THESE
FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS.Copy !req
1028. IT'S LOOKING
PRETTY GRIM.Copy !req
1029. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
1030. I MEAN, YOU'RE,
LIKE, THE ONLY ONESCopy !req
1031. AT HAVEN'T
TRIED TO KILL MECopy !req
1032. SINCE I GOT HERE.Copy !req
1033. YEAH, BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY
NOT GOING TO BECopy !req
1034. COMING HERE ANYWAY, SO...Copy !req
1035. DON'T SWEAT IT.Copy !req
1036. Copy !req
1037. OH... YOUR RIDE'S HERE.Copy !req
1038. IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.Copy !req
1039. KATY!Copy !req
1040. YOU SAID YOU NEEDED
PEOPLE, RIGHT?Copy !req
1041. AM I OK
ON THAT SIDE?Copy !req
1042. NOPE.
NO.Copy !req
1043. THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
1044. HEY. HEY!Copy !req
1045. I'LL TAKE CARE OF APEMAN.
YOU GRAB THE BAR.Copy !req
1046. HEY THERE, B.D.Copy !req
1047. ANDREWS. YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.Copy !req
1048. HEY, NOW, THAT IS
ONE GREAT TIE.Copy !req
1049. IS THAT YOURS, OR
DID YOU BORROW IT?Copy !req
1050. IT'S MINE.Copy !req
1051. REALLY?
THAT IS AMAZING.Copy !req
1052. WHERE DID YOU
GET THAT, BECAUSECopy !req
1053. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1054. WHAT ARE THOSE?
THOSE LITTLE SNAILS?Copy !req
1055. THEY'RE JOCKEYS.Copy !req
1056. REALLY? 'CAUSE, UH,
THEY LOOK LIKE SNAILS.Copy !req
1057. LISTEN, UH, WHAT KIND
OF BEER DO YOU GOT?Copy !req
1058. UH, WELL,
WE DON'T HAVE—Copy !req
1059. YOU KNOW,
ON SECOND THOUGHT,Copy !req
1060. WHAT AM I DOING?
I'M DRIVING.Copy !req
1061. MAKE IT A SCOTCH
ON THE ROCKS.Copy !req
1062. WHAT?Copy !req
1063. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
1064. YOU'RE A GOOD
FRIEND, B.D.Copy !req
1065. YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
I MEAN TT.Copy !req
1066. YOU'RE A HELL
OF A GUY.Copy !req
1067. I'M NEVER GOING
TO FORGET THIS.Copy !req
1068. PARDON ME.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1069. SAY, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A VERY
INTERESTING STUDIES GROUP...Copy !req
1070. A VODKA TONIC,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1071. 99, REPEAT.Copy !req
1072. HI.Copy !req
1073. Copy !req
1074. LAST TIME I SAW THEM,
THEY WERE OVER HERE.Copy !req
1075. BROTHERS.Copy !req
1076. I SAW HIM AT
THE CAFETERIA THIS MORNING.Copy !req
1077. HE WAS RECRUITING
FOR THE CIA.Copy !req
1078. CIA, HUH?Copy !req
1079. I HEARD HE INJECTED
ALL THE MEATCopy !req
1080. WITH HORMONES BEFORECopy !req
1081. THROWING IT
OFF THE ROOF.Copy !req
1082. HE IS WEARING
BROWN SHOESCopy !req
1083. WITH
A BLUE BLAZER.Copy !req
1084. I MEAN, CAN YOU
BELIEVE IT?Copy !req
1085. HOW HINGE!Copy !req
1086. WHAT ARE THEY
SO PISSED OFF AT?Copy !req
1087. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
1088. HEY, BUTT-LICKS!Copy !req
1089. SHH.Copy !req
1090. REMEMBER ME?Copy !req
1091. JESUS CHRIST, TOM!Copy !req
1092. THAT'S THE GUY!Copy !req
1093. Copy !req
1094. LET'S GO!Copy !req
1095. THIS
PENIS PARTY'S GOT TO GO.Copy !req
1096. HEY HEY. HO HO.Copy !req
1097. THIS PENIS PARTY'S
GOT TO GO.Copy !req
1098. HEY HEY. HO HO.Copy !req
1099. THIS PENIS PARTY'S
GOT TO GO.Copy !req
1100. HEY HEY. HO HO.Copy !req
1101. THIS PENIS PARTY'S
GOT TO GO.Copy !req
1102. HEY HEY. HO HO.Copy !req
1103. THIS PENIS PARTY'S
GOT TO GO.Copy !req
1104. HEY HEY. HO HO.Copy !req
1105. THIS PENIS PARTY'S...Copy !req
1106. DROZ. DROZ,Copy !req
1107. WHAT ARE WE
GOING TO DOCopy !req
1108. WHEN WE DON'T
PULL THIS ONE OFF?Copy !req
1109. UH, BAKE SALE?Copy !req
1110. WHAT'S UP, DROZ?
WHAT'S UP, MOLES?Copy !req
1111. YOU SCREWED UP BIG-TIME.Copy !req
1112. THE STORE WAS CLOSED.Copy !req
1113. I PUT MY TRUST IN YOU
TO HANDLE THE BEER,Copy !req
1114. AND YOU VIOLATED
THAT TRUST.Copy !req
1115. YO, GUTTER, GUTTER,
WHERE IT AT?Copy !req
1116. WHERE IT AT?Copy !req
1117. OH, RIGHT
IN THERE, SORRY.Copy !req
1118. WHAT'S HAPPENIN',
WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?Copy !req
1119. MUDBONE,
GET IN THERE.Copy !req
1120. LISTEN, DON'T CHARGE
THESE GUYS, MOLES.Copy !req
1121. THEY JUST GOTTA
USE THE CAN.Copy !req
1122. THEY'RE WITH ME.Copy !req
1123. DROZ,
THAT WAS—Copy !req
1124. DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHO THAT WAS?Copy !req
1125. LOOK, THEY'RE JUST
USING THE CAN.Copy !req
1126. YOU MADE YOUR POINT.Copy !req
1127. THAT WAS
GEORGE CLINTON.Copy !req
1128. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1129. LISTEN TO ME—
PARLIAMENT, P-FUNK,Copy !req
1130. THE P-FUNK ALL-STARS.Copy !req
1131. I MEAN, COME ON,
TELL HIM.Copy !req
1132. DR. FUNKENSTEIN?
THE MAN IS THE KINGCopy !req
1133. OF INTERPLANETARY
FUNKMANSHIP.Copy !req
1134. TELL HIM,
TELL HIM WHO IT IS.Copy !req
1135. IT'S GEORGE CLINTON.Copy !req
1136. THE GUY WITH THE HAIR?Copy !req
1137. YEAH.Copy !req
1138. GUT, YOU'RE A LEGEND.Copy !req
1139. YO. THERE ARE
NO CHICKS IN HERE.Copy !req
1140. WHAT DID I TELL YOU?Copy !req
1141. YEAH, MAN, THERE'S
NOT EVEN ANY CHIPS.Copy !req
1142. CHIPS. CHIPS.Copy !req
1143. CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!Copy !req
1144. CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!Copy !req
1145. I'LL HOLD IT.Copy !req
1146. MAN.Copy !req
1147. Y'ALL GOT TO
CLEAN THAT PLACE UP.Copy !req
1148. GUTTER,
GET A MOP!Copy !req
1149. IT STINK.Copy !req
1150. LISTEN, WE COULDN'T
HELP BUT NOTICECopy !req
1151. THAT YOU'RE
GEORGE CLINTON.Copy !req
1152. YEAH?Copy !req
1153. LISTEN, GEORGE, WE'VE
HAD A REAL BAD DAY.Copy !req
1154. THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNIVERSITYCopy !req
1155. S BEEN SPANKING US WITH
A 7-GRAND DAMAGE BILL.Copy !req
1156. WE WERE GONNA
ROB A 7-ELEVEN,Copy !req
1157. WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH SKI MASKS, RIGHT.Copy !req
1158. SO, WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
1159. WE'RE GONNA THROW
AN ALL-CAMPUS ROCKER.Copy !req
1160. THE PROBLEM IS, WE DON'T
HAVE THE ARTILLERY.Copy !req
1161. NIGGA, PLEASE,
WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?Copy !req
1162. WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?Copy !req
1163. WE WERE HOPING YOU
COULD PLAY OUR PARTY.Copy !req
1164. WHAT?Copy !req
1165. WELL, CAN'T NOBODY
MAKE NO FACE THAT UGLYCopy !req
1166. AND NOT BE SERIOUS.Copy !req
1167. WE'LL DO IT,
MAN. JESUS.Copy !req
1168. YOU'LL DO IT?Copy !req
1169. HEY, GUT, WHY DON'T YOU
GET THE BAND OFF THE VAN.Copy !req
1170. BUT THE WHOLE
BAND AIN'T HERE.Copy !req
1171. JUST TELL EVERYBODY THAT'S
ON THE VAN TO COME ON OUT.Copy !req
1172. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1173. THAT'S SO GREAT. I'M
GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
1174. YEAH, MAN,
I GOTCHA. I GOTCHA.Copy !req
1175. BOY, Y'ALL GOING OVERBOARD
WITH THIS BLACK AWARENESS.Copy !req
1176. THAT BOY GOT A RAP.Copy !req
1177. IT'S EQUAL
OPPORTUNITY.Copy !req
1178. CHIPS! CHIPS! CHIPS!
CHIPS! CHIPS!Copy !req
1179. FELLAS!Copy !req
1180. CHUCK, PORTERHOUSE,
RIBEYE,Copy !req
1181. I KNOW EXACTLY HOW
YOU GUYS ARE FEELING,Copy !req
1182. IN FACT, I CAN THINK
OF ONLY ONE THINGCopy !req
1183. THAT COULD LIFT
MY SPIRITS RIGHT NOW...Copy !req
1184. BEER.Copy !req
1185. BEER.Copy !req
1186. BEER. BEER.Copy !req
1187. BEER. BEER.
BEER! BEER! BEER!Copy !req
1188. I THINK I'M
MISSING A PIECE.Copy !req
1189. YEAH, ME, TOO, MAN.
LET'S GIVE UP, HUH?Copy !req
1190. GUYS, GUYS, WE'VE GOT
AN L.A.-SIZE RIOTCopy !req
1191. OF THIRSTY MEN WITH NO NECKS
SCREAMING FOR BREW.Copy !req
1192. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
1193. Copy !req
1194. YEAH, THAT'S CLOSE
ENOUGH FOR FUNK, BABY.Copy !req
1195. THANKS, BUT I KNOW
HOW TO TUNE MY AX.Copy !req
1196. I'LL BET YOU DO.Copy !req
1197. OH, MY GOD.
GEORGE CLINTON.Copy !req
1198. WOOF!Copy !req
1199. HI.Copy !req
1200. JUST THE DOG IN ME,
BABY.Copy !req
1201. OH, SHIT! HI.Copy !req
1202. YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU
PLAY ME A SONG THERE?Copy !req
1203. GO AHEAD, GIRL.Copy !req
1204. UH...Copy !req
1205. PIG, YOU GOTTA
CHANGE YOUR PJs.Copy !req
1206. WE'RE HAVIN' A PARTY.Copy !req
1207. SHOWER SCENE.Copy !req
1208. OH.Copy !req
1209. DROZ.Copy !req
1210. DROZ!Copy !req
1211. YEAH.Copy !req
1212. I DON'T WANT TO
BURST YOUR BUBBLE,Copy !req
1213. BUT WE GOT A SLIGHT
PROBLEM HERE.Copy !req
1214. WHAT?Copy !req
1215. NO GUESTS.Copy !req
1216. [CECELIA AND GEORGE
TALKING]Copy !req
1217. HI. HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?Copy !req
1218. HEY, WHAT UP?Copy !req
1219. Copy !req
1220. YEAH. THAT'S
RIGHT, MAN.Copy !req
1221. I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.Copy !req
1222. OK. OK—HEY!Copy !req
1223. HOLD ON A SEC,
EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1224. NOW, I UNDERSTAND
Y'ALL MET TOM.Copy !req
1225. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
I FUCKING MET TOM!Copy !req
1226. HE SNAGGED
OUR DISK!Copy !req
1227. I KNOW HE DID, AND HE'S
GONNA PAY FOR IT, BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
1228. MOLES, YOU TAKE
HIM DOWNSTAIRS,Copy !req
1229. AND YOU BEAT THE SHIT
OUT OF HIM.Copy !req
1230. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
1231. SORRY, KID.
YOU HEARD THE MAN.Copy !req
1232. NO! NO!
PLEASE, NO!Copy !req
1233. OK. JUSTICE HAS BEEN
SERVED, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1234. YOU CAN GO HOME.Copy !req
1235. Copy !req
1236. OH, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT AM I SAYING?Copy !req
1237. IF YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING
ANYTHING TONIGHT,Copy !req
1238. WE GOT GEORGE CLINTON
INSIDE.Copy !req
1239. HE'S TUNING UP
ON THE MAIN STAGE.Copy !req
1240. SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER ONE
OF WHITE MAN'S LIES TO ME.Copy !req
1241. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
1242. Copy !req
1243. OR MAYBE NOT.Copy !req
1244. LET'S CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
1245. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
1246. WHAT ABOUT US?Copy !req
1247. YEAH, THAT LITTLE DORKCopy !req
1248. TRIPPED OVER
THE MAIN PLUGCopy !req
1249. AND LOST ALL
OUR THESES!Copy !req
1250. OK, THAT'S NO PROBLEM.
YOU GUYS COME WITH ME.Copy !req
1251. ALL RIGHT,
THE REST OF YOU—Copy !req
1252. 5 BUCKS A HEAD,
AND THE LINE FORMS TO THE LEFT.Copy !req
1253. OK. WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?Copy !req
1254. UM, PARTICLE PHYSICS?Copy !req
1255. THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.Copy !req
1256. OOH. MOTION OF HELIUM ATOMS
IN AN EXCITED STAGE.Copy !req
1257. WATCH OUT,
IT'S A SCORCHER.Copy !req
1258. NEXT.Copy !req
1259. UH... SANSKRIT.Copy !req
1260. SANSKRIT.Copy !req
1261. YOU'RE MAJORING IN
A 5,000-YEAR-OLD DEAD LANGUAGE?Copy !req
1262. YEAH.Copy !req
1263. OK.Copy !req
1264. OOH.Copy !req
1265. LATIN—IT'S
THE BEST I CAN DO.Copy !req
1266. NEXT.Copy !req
1267. PHYS. ED.Copy !req
1268. PHYS. ED. OK,
YOU'RE OUT OF MY ROOM.Copy !req
1269. SERIOUSLY. GET OUT.Copy !req
1270. HELLO,
PORT CHESTER UNIVERSITY.Copy !req
1271. Copy !req
1272. THIS IS...Copy !req
1273. GEORGE... CLINTON.Copy !req
1274. GEORGE CL-CLINTON...Copy !req
1275. PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC.Copy !req
1276. AND THE PARLIAMENT
FUNKADELIC.Copy !req
1277. Copy !req
1278. ALL RIGHT, SISTERS.Copy !req
1279. WE'VE HAD A MILD SETBACK,
BUT WE'VE REGROUPED.Copy !req
1280. LET'S MOBILIZE.Copy !req
1281. ISN'T THIS
GEORGE CLINTON?Copy !req
1282. NO, COULDN'T BE.Copy !req
1283. IT'S GOT TO BE
A COVER BAND,Copy !req
1284. HE'D NEVER
PLAY THE PIT.Copy !req
1285. DOES SOUND LIKE
HIM... THOUGH.Copy !req
1286. GUYS...Copy !req
1287. MAYBE WE SHOULD
BAG THE PROTEST.Copy !req
1288. WHAT?
NO! NO!Copy !req
1289. B-B-BUT, SAM!Copy !req
1290. THEIR PARTY
FLIER PROMOTESCopy !req
1291. THE OBJECTIFICATION
OF WOMEN.Copy !req
1292. MAYBE...Copy !req
1293. BUT THEY'VE ALSO GOT A REALLY
KICKIN' PARTY GOIN' ON.Copy !req
1294. THAT'S GREAT, SAM.Copy !req
1295. WHY DON'T WE JUSTCopy !req
1296. FORGET ABOUT
FIGHTING THE PHALLACRACYCopy !req
1297. FOR A FEW HOURSCopy !req
1298. AND GO HAVE
A GOOD TIME, RIGHT?Copy !req
1299. EXACTLY.Copy !req
1300. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1301. COME BACK!
YOU CAN'T GO!Copy !req
1302. I CAN'T
BELIEVE HER!Copy !req
1303. WE'RE LOCKED IN!Copy !req
1304. I'M A BLACK MAN.Copy !req
1305. THERE'S NO JUSTICE
FOR ME HERE IN AMERICA.Copy !req
1306. I SHOULD BE AT THE FRONT
OF THE LINE.Copy !req
1307. YEAH, WELL, I'M GAYCopy !req
1308. AND SUBJECT TO RIDICULE
AND DISCRIMINATIONCopy !req
1309. WHEREVER I GO.Copy !req
1310. WOMEN ARE OPPRESSED
THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.Copy !req
1311. GIVE IT A REST.Copy !req
1312. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1313. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
1314. HEY, MOLES.
HOW ARE WE DOIN'?Copy !req
1315. GOT ABOUT A THOU HERE,Copy !req
1316. PLUS I GOT CECELIA
ON THE OTHER DOOR.Copy !req
1317. WHAT OTHER DOOR?Copy !req
1318. HOLD IT! ONE OR TWO?Copy !req
1319. WHAT?Copy !req
1320. ONE OR TWO?Copy !req
1321. TWO.Copy !req
1322. 4 BUCKS.Copy !req
1323. 4 BUCKS.Copy !req
1324. LIGHT A MATCH.Copy !req
1325. GOD, GUTTER,
TAKE THE CAN, WILL YOU?Copy !req
1326. TAKE THE CAN.
2 TO STAND, 4 TO SIT.Copy !req
1327. HEY-HEY!Copy !req
1328. NOT SO FAST, SUPERGUY.Copy !req
1329. HAVE A GOOD PARTY.Copy !req
1330. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
1331. GOOD PARTY.Copy !req
1332. HAVE A GOOD PARTY!Copy !req
1333. LOOK AT THIS UNBRIDLED
DISPLAY OF TESTOSTERONE.Copy !req
1334. MAKES ME SK.Copy !req
1335. DO IT, MAN! GO ON!Copy !req
1336. HEY!Copy !req
1337. WHAT'S UP, BABES?Copy !req
1338. PACK UP YOUR RAPE CULTURE,
AND TAKE A HIKE!Copy !req
1339. HA HA HA!Copy !req
1340. YOU WANT A BREWDOG?Copy !req
1341. WE'RE NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR PENIS!Copy !req
1342. WAIT. WAIT.Copy !req
1343. I THINK HE'S
OFFERING US A BEER.Copy !req
1344. UM, YES...Copy !req
1345. WE WOULD LIKE...Copy !req
1346. A BEER.Copy !req
1347. OK.Copy !req
1348. GIMME A BEER!
GIMME A BEER!Copy !req
1349. YES! YES! YES!Copy !req
1350. IT'S LIKE...Copy !req
1351. IF YOU'RE NICE TO THEM,
THEY BRING YOU THINGS?Copy !req
1352. EXACTLY.Copy !req
1353. RAJI, DEEGE, GET UP.
COME ON. WE GOT COMPANY.Copy !req
1354. HEY, DROZ.Copy !req
1355. HEY!Copy !req
1356. YOU KNOW WHAT, DROZ?Copy !req
1357. WHAT'S UP, BABY?Copy !req
1358. I'M 18!Copy !req
1359. YEAH! I'M UP AT A
COLLEGE FOR THE WEEKEND!Copy !req
1360. YEAH?Copy !req
1361. I'M GETTIN' WASTEDCopy !req
1362. AT ONE OF THE GREATEST
RAGES OF ALL TIME!Copy !req
1363. MY PARENTS—THEY'RE
NOWHERE IN SIGHT.Copy !req
1364. NOWHERE.Copy !req
1365. THERE—THERE ARE WOMEN
ARE ALL AROUND ME.Copy !req
1366. RIGHT.Copy !req
1367. WHY THE HELL
AM I TALKIN' TO YOU?Copy !req
1368. HA! NO IDEA, BABY.Copy !req
1369. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
1370. DO IT BIG TIME!Copy !req
1371. WHOA!Copy !req
1372. HEY! YOU MADE IT!Copy !req
1373. YEAH!Copy !req
1374. DECENT PARTY.Copy !req
1375. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THE NAKED GUY SHOWED.Copy !req
1376. NAKED GUY!Copy !req
1377. EXCELLENT BUTT!Copy !req
1378. NOW IT'S A PARTY!Copy !req
1379. GANGWAY!Copy !req
1380. HEY!Copy !req
1381. GUTTER!
HEY, GUT MAN!Copy !req
1382. HEY! GUTTER!Copy !req
1383. WHAT'S UP, MERSH?Copy !req
1384. TOTAL NIGHTMARE
SCENARIO, MAN.Copy !req
1385. WE SPOTTED YOU,
LIKE, 20 MINUTESCopy !req
1386. IN THE RIDE LOT.Copy !req
1387. NO SHOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
1388. DISCOURAGED
AT CIVIC AND NIX!Copy !req
1389. CLINTON BAILS!Copy !req
1390. MERSH, YOU GOTTA
LAY OFF THE PIPE, MAN!Copy !req
1391. CLINTON IS PLAYING
RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
1392. MARVELOUS!Copy !req
1393. WHOO!Copy !req
1394. Copy !req
1395. AAH!Copy !req
1396. AAH!Copy !req
1397. TOM!Copy !req
1398. TOM!Copy !req
1399. HI!Copy !req
1400. HEY! WHOA! HEY!
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
1401. WHAT?Copy !req
1402. UH, HEY, DO YOU WANT
TO GO SOMEPLACE?Copy !req
1403. Copy !req
1404. OW!Copy !req
1405. DON'T!Copy !req
1406. HEH.Copy !req
1407. MOVE IT,
YOU LITTLE PERVERT.Copy !req
1408. EH... EH... HEY!Copy !req
1409. Copy !req
1410. OOH... AGH!Copy !req
1411. OW!Copy !req
1412. OOH!Copy !req
1413. ROUND UP YOUR
COHORTS, McPHERSON.Copy !req
1414. YOU'RE GETTING
YOUR HOUSE BACK.Copy !req
1415. YES!Copy !req
1416. I HAVE SOME BIG NEWS.Copy !req
1417. 7,000... 500...Copy !req
1418. 68 DOLLARS!Copy !req
1419. THE DAMAGE MONEY
AND 100 TO SPARE!Copy !req
1420. YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req
1421. WHO WANTS TO BREAK
SOME MORE SHIT?Copy !req
1422. I DO!Copy !req
1423. A BRIDGE TOO FAR.Copy !req
1424. CAINE AND HACKMAN
IN THE SAME MOVIE TOGETHER!Copy !req
1425. THIS IS MY THESIS, MAN!
THIS IS MY CLOSING ARGUMENT!Copy !req
1426. I CAN STOP WATCHIN' TV!Copy !req
1427. YEAH!Copy !req
1428. YEAH!Copy !req
1429. Copy !req
1430. Copy !req
1431. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
1432. MOONBEAM, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
1433. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.Copy !req
1434. YOU'VE LET
THESE WARPED NIHILISTSCopy !req
1435. CORRUPT YOU LONG ENOUGH.Copy !req
1436. BACK TO YOUR DORMS.Copy !req
1437. FUNK YOU VERY MUCH, TOO.Copy !req
1438. LET'S GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1439. WE DON'T NEED THIS.
STOMP NO MORE.Copy !req
1440. BOO!
PARTY-POOPER.Copy !req
1441. THANKS FOR TANKING
THE PARTY.Copy !req
1442. THAT WAS REAL NICE.Copy !req
1443. BUT I GOT
SOME BAD NEWS.Copy !req
1444. WE ACTUALLY RAISED
ENOUGH MONEY,Copy !req
1445. SO WE'RE KEEPING
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
1446. RECOGNIZE THESE, MR. ANDREWS?Copy !req
1447. THEY'RE COMPLAINT FORMS.Copy !req
1448. AND BETWEEN
TODAY'S ACTIVITIESCopy !req
1449. AND TONIGHT'S LITTLE
EXERCISE IN OFFENSIVENESS,Copy !req
1450. I CAN ASSURE YOUCopy !req
1451. THERE ARE MORE THAN ENOUGH
TO KICK YOU ALL OFF CAMPUS.Copy !req
1452. ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
LET'S CLOSE IT DOWN.Copy !req
1453. I WARNED YOU YOUR ATTITUDE
WAS DISRUPTING THIS CAMPUS.Copy !req
1454. THE STUDENTS HAVE SPOKEN.Copy !req
1455. YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1456. BYE. THANKS
FOR THE PARTY...Copy !req
1457. OPPRESSORS.Copy !req
1458. I'VE GOT ONE QUESTION.Copy !req
1459. IF WE'RE MOVIN' OUT,
WHO'S MOVIN' IN?Copy !req
1460. HI, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1461. HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
1462. AW, LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
WENT ALL OUT TONIGHT,Copy !req
1463. RAISED $7,000. WOW!Copy !req
1464. WHAT'S THE MATTER,
FOREHEAD,Copy !req
1465. TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT?Copy !req
1466. WELL, LET'S SEE.Copy !req
1467. WE GIVE YOU
THE DAMAGE BILL,Copy !req
1468. YOU, OF COURSE,
PREDICTABLY THROWCopy !req
1469. A DISGUSTING PARTY
ALL THE FREAKY FREAKIESCopy !req
1470. COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK
TO PROTEST,Copy !req
1471. AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1472. WELL, WE STILL
TRASHED YOUR BEEMER,Copy !req
1473. YOU SCREAMING
PREPPY ASSHOLE.Copy !req
1474. RIGHT!Copy !req
1475. THAT'S NOT MY CAR.Copy !req
1476. Copy !req
1477. WARNING. YOU ARE TOO CLOSE
TO THE VEHICLE.Copy !req
1478. HUH...Copy !req
1479. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN.Copy !req
1480. MOVE!Copy !req
1481. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
1482. YOU GUYS CAN'T LET
THEM JUST WALK INCopy !req
1483. AND TAKE THE PIT.Copy !req
1484. WE COULD GO
WACO ON 'EM, MAN.Copy !req
1485. WE COULD BLOW UP
OUR OWN HOUSE.Copy !req
1486. NAH, RAN OUT
OF EXPLOSIVES.Copy !req
1487. WHAT WE NEED IS A PLAN.Copy !req
1488. OK. GARCIA-THOMPSON'S
THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1489. SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S
KICKING YOU OUT. RIGHT?Copy !req
1490. YEAH.Copy !req
1491. WHAT IF SHE WASN'T
THE PRESIDENT ANYMORE?Copy !req
1492. THAT SOUNDS NICE
IN THEORY AND ALL,Copy !req
1493. BUT HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO PULL THAT ONE OFF?Copy !req
1494. I OVERHEARD SOME
OLD GUYS TALKING.Copy !req
1495. THEY WANT TO
GET RID OF THOMPSON,Copy !req
1496. BUT LEGALLY THEY CAN'T,Copy !req
1497. NOT UNLESS SHE SCREWS
SOMETHING UPCopy !req
1498. REALLY, REALLY BIG.Copy !req
1499. Copy !req
1500. WHOO.Copy !req
1501. WHOO.Copy !req
1502. I'D LIKE TO WELCOME
EVERYONECopy !req
1503. TO PORT CHESTER'S 200th
ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION.Copy !req
1504. BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
PLEASE OBSERVECopy !req
1505. THAT YOUR PROGRAM NOTES
HAVE BEEN PRINTEDCopy !req
1506. ON RECYCLED PAPER.Copy !req
1507. BIRTHDAYS ARE A WAY OF
REMEMBERING ONE'S HISTORY.Copy !req
1508. PERFECT.Copy !req
1509. THOSE HOMELESS
PEOPLE AT THE PITCopy !req
1510. DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER
TO SHOW.Copy !req
1511. THEY'RE PROBABLY
GRUBBIN' QUARTERSCopy !req
1512. AT THE BUS STATION
BY NOW.Copy !req
1513. WELCOME PCU's MOST
RECENT CHANGE,Copy !req
1514. OUR NEW SCHOOL MASCOT,Copy !req
1515. THE PORT CHESTER
WHOOPING CRANE.Copy !req
1516. HEY, GUYS, IT'S
A BEAUTIFUL DAY, ISN'T IT?Copy !req
1517. OH, GOD. NOT NOW!Copy !req
1518. HEY, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
1519. Copy !req
1520. THREATENED BY HUNTERS
AND DEVELOPERSCopy !req
1521. AND THOSE AWFUL PLASTIC
SIX-PACK CAN HOLDER THINGS.Copy !req
1522. BUT HERE AT PORT CHESTER,Copy !req
1523. SHE WILL BE CLOSELY WATCHED
AND TENDED TO,Copy !req
1524. SAFE AND ENCLOSED
FROM A NATURAL HABITATCopy !req
1525. THAT IS SO FRAUGHT
WITH DANGER.Copy !req
1526. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
1527. I HEAR THEY
TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.Copy !req
1528. WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
1529. LET'S ALL GIVE IT UP
FOR ANDREA GARCIA-THOMPSONCopy !req
1530. AND HER AMAZING AND IMPROMPTU
RARE BIRD SHOW.Copy !req
1531. THE BIRD SHOW.
THE AMAZING BIRD SHOW.Copy !req
1532. THE WONDERFUL BIRD SHOW.
THE BIRD SHOW.Copy !req
1533. I DON'T HAVE A LOT
OF TIME TO SAY THIS,Copy !req
1534. BUT I'VE GOT TO GET
SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST.Copy !req
1535. LAST NIGHT, MY HOUSE
THREW A PARTY,Copy !req
1536. AND I THOUGHT THAT WE ALL
FINALLY GOT ALONG.Copy !req
1537. WE HAD A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
1538. BUT WE GOT SO MANY PROTESTS,
WE BROKE SO MANY RULES,Copy !req
1539. THAT WE GOT
BOOTED OFF CAMPUS.Copy !req
1540. YOU KNOW, IT USED TO BE
THE ADMINISTRATION'S JOBCopy !req
1541. TO MAKE RULES.Copy !req
1542. IT USED TO BE
US AGAINST TM.Copy !req
1543. NOW IT'S US AGAINST US.Copy !req
1544. I'VE BEEN HERE 7 YEARS,
AND I GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS,Copy !req
1545. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
IS ABOUT AMERICA.Copy !req
1546. SHUT UP.Copy !req
1547. IT'S ABOUT DEMOCRACY.Copy !req
1548. IT'S ABOUT
THE BILL OF RIGHTS,Copy !req
1549. AND BASIC CABLE,
CALL-WAITING,Copy !req
1550. AND FREE TRIPS
TO THE SALAD BAR.Copy !req
1551. IT'S ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT
MAKES THIS COUNTRY GREAT.Copy !req
1552. OUR COUNTRY!Copy !req
1553. WE CAN DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
1554. WE CAN FINALLY SAY...Copy !req
1555. THAT WHEN SOME PEOPLE
ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME,Copy !req
1556. AND DRINKING SOME BEERS,
AND THROWING MEAT,Copy !req
1557. THAT WE'RE NOT GOING
TO PROTEST.Copy !req
1558. IN FACT, I PROMISED MYSELF
I WOULDN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
1559. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1560. IF WE COULD JUST SAY THAT,
IF ONLY TO EACH OTHER,Copy !req
1561. JUST THIS ONE TIME,Copy !req
1562. THAT WE'RE NOT
GONNA PROTEST...Copy !req
1563. THAT WE'RE NOT
GONNA PROTEST?Copy !req
1564. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1565. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1566. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1567. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1568. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1569. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1570. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1571. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1572. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1573. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1574. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1575. THIS IS NOT GOOD.Copy !req
1576. THIS IS REALLY
NOT GOOD.Copy !req
1577. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1578. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1579. CHANT SHEETS!
GET YOUR CHANT SHEETS.Copy !req
1580. RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
1581. WE GOT PLACARDS HERE.
PLACARDS HERE.Copy !req
1582. OK. WE GOT PLACARDS HERE.Copy !req
1583. PLACARDS FOR EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1584. WE BROUGHT OUR OWN.Copy !req
1585. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1586. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
1587. EVERYONE, PLEASE,
TAKE YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
1588. BE QUIET!Copy !req
1589. I'M ASKING YOU TO BE QUIET,
EVERYONE.Copy !req
1590. BE QUIET!Copy !req
1591. B.D., GET US OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THEY TOUCH ME.Copy !req
1592. PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
1593. BE QUIET!Copy !req
1594. THOMPSON, YOUR INABILITY
TO CONTROL THE STUDENTSCopy !req
1595. HAS CONVINCED US
THAT YOU ARECopy !req
1596. AN INEFFECTIVE
PRESIDENT.Copy !req
1597. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1598. YOU'RE FIRED,
THOMPSON.Copy !req
1599. DISMISSED,
BOOTED, SACKED,Copy !req
1600. HISTORY,
SHIT-CANNED,Copy !req
1601. OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1602. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
1603. B.D., GO BEAT UP
THE PRE-FROSH.Copy !req
1604. THE LITTLE KID?Copy !req
1605. HE'S A PIT SPY.
GO KICK HIS ASS.Copy !req
1606. THANKS, GUYS.Copy !req
1607. I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.Copy !req
1608. OH, OK. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1609. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1610. GUTTER IS A TOOL.Copy !req
1611. GUTTER IS A TOOL.Copy !req
1612. WE'RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!Copy !req
1613. HERE'S TO BALLS AND SHAFT!Copy !req
1614. I SCHEME AND PLAN
FOR MONTHS,Copy !req
1615. AND IT ALL GETS
SCREWED UPCopy !req
1616. BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
CONTROL THE STUDENTS!Copy !req
1617. NEVER SEND A WOMAN
TO DO A MAN'S JOB!Copy !req
1618. YOU COCKY, POINTY-NOSED
LITTLE REAGANITE.Copy !req
1619. IF YOU HADN'T
PROVOKED THEM,Copy !req
1620. WE WOULDN'T BE
IN THIS MESS.Copy !req
1621. EXCUSE ME?
REALITY CHECK HERE.Copy !req
1622. EARTH TO TALL BITCH.Copy !req
1623. WHAT IS YOUR FAULT?
THIS IS.Copy !req
1624. HEY, POOR BOY,
GO AND HAVE YOUR PARTIESCopy !req
1625. WITH ALL YOUR
NEW FRIENDS.Copy !req
1626. I CAN SEE IT NOW,
ANDREWS,Copy !req
1627. YOU AND ALL THE KNEE-JERK,
BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS,Copy !req
1628. SIPPING TEA
AND PLAYING PATTY CAKECopy !req
1629. AND THOSE USELESS
HIPPIE POTHEADS,Copy !req
1630. THOSE COMMIE-PINKO LEFTISTS,Copy !req
1631. THE BUNNY HUGGERS,
THE PILLOW BITERS—Copy !req
1632. WHICH ONES ARE
THE PILLOW BITERS?Copy !req
1633. THE BUTT-PIRATES,Copy !req
1634. AND THOSE BEASTLY
MAN-HATERS.Copy !req
1635. TELL THOSE CHICKS
TO SHAVE THEIR PITSCopy !req
1636. AND CALL ME.Copy !req
1637. THE GODDAMN WHINY
CRYBABY MINORITIES,Copy !req
1638. YOU CAN
KEEP 'EM ALL.Copy !req
1639. RAND McPHERSON, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1640. JUST REMEMBER THE 9:30 SHOWCopy !req
1641. IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
FROM THE 7:30 SHOW.Copy !req
1642. ENJOY THE VEAL.Copy !req
1643. COME ON!Copy !req
1644. AND IN LIGHT OF YOUR VALIANT
ACTIONS TO SAVE THIS HOUSE,Copy !req
1645. WE ALL THINK IT'S TIME
TO TAKE PARTCopy !req
1646. IN THE ONE TRADITION
LEFT OVERCopy !req
1647. FROM THE DARK DAYS
OF BALLS AND SHAFT.Copy !req
1648. TOM LAWRENCE,
PREPARE YOURSELF...Copy !req
1649. FOR INITIATION.Copy !req
1650. JUST TRY TO RELAX.Copy !req
1651. UH, DROZ...Copy !req
1652. YEAH.Copy !req
1653. THERE'S MY BUS.Copy !req
1654. OH, MAN.Copy !req
1655. DAMN!Copy !req
1656. WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GET YOU NEXT YEAR.Copy !req
1657. DON'T LET HIM
SCARE YOU.Copy !req
1658. IT'S ONLY HURTS
FOR A MINUTE.Copy !req
1659. HEY, GUT MAN,
WATCH THE STYLINGSCopy !req
1660. ON THE YOUNGSTER.Copy !req
1661. NICE.Copy !req
1662. I'LL SEE YA.Copy !req
1663. AW.
OH.Copy !req
1664. IN THE FALL.Copy !req
1665. YEAH!
YEAH!Copy !req
1666. ALL RIGHT,
LITTLE HALF-CHUNK.Copy !req
1667. BYE, TOM.Copy !req
1668. Copy !req
1669. HEY, CECILIA.
WAIT UP.Copy !req
1670. AM I INTERRUPTING
ANYTHING?Copy !req
1671. OH, NO. WE WERE
JUST REHEARSING.Copy !req
1672. THE NUTCRACKER.Copy !req
1673. REALLY?Copy !req
1674. YEAH, ON ICE.Copy !req
1675. SHLD BE
PRETTY DECENTCopy !req
1676. ONCE WE GET GUTTER
UP ON SKATES.Copy !req
1677. GOD, I THINK I'D ACTUALLY
PAY TO SEE THAT.Copy !req
1678. YOU WOULD?Copy !req
1679. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU AND I.Copy !req
1680. SERIOUSLY.
JUST HIT THE ROAD.Copy !req
1681. ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKINGCopy !req
1682. MORE ALONG THE LINES
OF A CUP OF COFFEE.Copy !req
1683. A CUP OF COFFEE?Copy !req
1684. YEAH.Copy !req
1685. LET'S DO THAT.Copy !req
1686. HEY, LET'S DRIVE DOWN.Copy !req
1687. INDEED, DRIVING
FOR COFFEE.Copy !req
1688. WE DON'T HAVE A CAR.Copy !req
1689. I DO.
FOR THE WEEKEND, ANYWAY.Copy !req
1690. MY AUNT LENT ME
HER RED BMW CONVERTIBLE.Copy !req
1691. REALLY?Copy !req
1692. AAH!Copy !req
1693. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
20th CENTURY FOXCopy !req
1694. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONG INSTITUTECopy !req
1695. —www.ncicap.org—Copy !req