1. This--this is
something, man.Copy !req
2. This is
our generation, man.Copy !req
3. All you people, we're all
together, man, it's groovy.Copy !req
4. And dig yourselves.
It's really groovy.Copy !req
5. ♪ You don't hear no sounds, ♪
♪ but dig this ♪Copy !req
6. ♪ Yeah ♪Copy !req
7. ♪ Yeah ♪Copy !req
8. ♪ Yeah, OK, then--hey ♪Copy !req
9. ♪ Hey, man ♪Copy !req
10. ♪ Yeah, dig, brother ♪Copy !req
11. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
12. ♪ Hey, what's up? ♪
♪ Hey, we got some--hey ♪Copy !req
13. ♪ Yeah, OK, let's--hey ♪Copy !req
14. ♪ Hey, man ♪Copy !req
15. ♪ Yeah, dig, brother ♪Copy !req
16. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
17. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
18. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
19. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
20. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
21. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
22. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
23. ♪ Yeah, dig, brother ♪Copy !req
24. Hello?Copy !req
25. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
26. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
27. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
28. ♪ Groovy, groovy ♪Copy !req
29. Fuck!Copy !req
30. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
31. Shit. Fuse box again.Copy !req
32. I got it last time.Copy !req
33. I know.Copy !req
34. Um...Copy !req
35. Excuse me.Copy !req
36. Excuse me.Copy !req
37. Is James Andrews around?Copy !req
38. What are you, a narc?Copy !req
39. No, no, no.
I'm a pre-frosh.Copy !req
40. I'm just looking
for James Andrews.Copy !req
41. Heads up!Copy !req
42. James Andrews...Copy !req
43. Oh, Droz. He's in
the hole, room two.Copy !req
44. Um...where--Copy !req
45. The basement.Copy !req
46. Come on. Follow me.Copy !req
47. End of the hall.Copy !req
48. Ahem.Copy !req
49. Go ahead.Copy !req
50. Last door on the left.Copy !req
51. Hello?Copy !req
52. Uh...Copy !req
53. James?Copy !req
54. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
55. Ooh.Copy !req
56. Uh...Copy !req
57. Uh...Copy !req
58. Coffee.Copy !req
59. Coffee now!Copy !req
60. There.Copy !req
61. All right, what do you need,Copy !req
62. bottle rockets,
dental dams, reddi-whips?Copy !req
63. Term papers?Copy !req
64. Um, actually,
no, no, no.Copy !req
65. I'm Tom Lawrence.
I'm a pre-frosh.Copy !req
66. I'm just up here
at Port ChesterCopy !req
67. just to see if
I want to go here.Copy !req
68. What am I,
a stop on the tour?Copy !req
69. Actually, um,Copy !req
70. admissions
arranged for meCopy !req
71. to spend the night
at your frat.Copy !req
72. Gee, Scooter, frats were
banned in the sixties.Copy !req
73. They were?Copy !req
74. Let me see that.Copy !req
75. I don't believe this.Copy !req
76. I've been pimped
by admissions.Copy !req
77. OK.Copy !req
78. Want some advice?Copy !req
79. Well, yeah.Copy !req
80. Here's all you
need to know:Copy !req
81. classes--nothing
before 11:00;Copy !req
82. beer--your best friend,
you drink a lot of it;Copy !req
83. women--you're a freshman,Copy !req
84. so it's pretty much
out of the question.Copy !req
85. Will you have a car?
Um, no.Copy !req
86. Someone on
your hall will.Copy !req
87. Find them and make friends
with them on the first day.Copy !req
88. Anything else?Copy !req
89. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
90. look, uh,Copy !req
91. can anyone just, uh,Copy !req
92. live in these big houses
with--with girls?Copy !req
93. Times have changed in
the past 30 years, Tomas.Copy !req
94. We no longer swill sherryCopy !req
95. and screw goats
for fun anymore.Copy !req
96. I'd love to tell
you about it, but...Copy !req
97. Should I just leave
my stuff in your room?Copy !req
98. Uh, no.Copy !req
99. Look, I'd like
to help you out,Copy !req
100. but we're cutting in
on my nap time as it is.Copy !req
101. But the good news isCopy !req
102. I've got just
the guy for the job.Copy !req
103. Yo, Gut,
what's up, baby?Copy !req
104. What's up, Droz?Copy !req
105. Got any smokes, baby?Copy !req
106. No, man, last one.Copy !req
107. Listen, Tom-man--Copy !req
108. Tom-man here
is a pre-frosh.Copy !req
109. I told him you'd
show him around.Copy !req
110. No can do.Copy !req
111. Whoa, Gut,
can't or won't?Copy !req
112. Can't, man.Copy !req
113. It's grunge night
at Vienna House.Copy !req
114. The Merkins are openingCopy !req
115. for Frog and Toad
Are Friends.Copy !req
116. I got to psych up
for the show.Copy !req
117. Frog and Toad
Are Friends,Copy !req
118. that's with the guy
from the Clash, right?Copy !req
119. The?
The Clash.Copy !req
120. I don't know if you're
aware of this, Gutter,Copy !req
121. but there
actually was musicCopy !req
122. recorded before 1989.Copy !req
123. What is this?Copy !req
124. You're wearing this
to the show?Copy !req
125. You're gonna
wear the shirtCopy !req
126. of the band you're
gonna go see?Copy !req
127. Don't be that guy.Copy !req
128. Hey!
Dave!Copy !req
129. Dave, Dave! What's up,
my brothers?Copy !req
130. Here we go.
Very quickly,Copy !req
131. just a quick
moment of--Copy !req
132. It's all right.
Mullaney.Copy !req
133. What's up?
Good to see you.Copy !req
134. Is this a pre-frosh?Copy !req
135. Yes, it is.Copy !req
136. You showing him around?Copy !req
137. Actually--
You know,Copy !req
138. that's really swell.Copy !req
139. Now, you gotta
make sure he gives youCopy !req
140. the special bicentennial
tour, 200 years of bullshit.Copy !req
141. You little bitch.Copy !req
142. Yep, now we're even
for the milk bones.Copy !req
143. You signed me up
as a weekend host.Copy !req
144. You swing bag.Copy !req
145. Sucker.Copy !req
146. Milk bones?Copy !req
147. Spring Break, I filled his
suitcase with dog biscuitsCopy !req
148. coming back
from Jamaica.Copy !req
149. Drug-sniffing dogs
went ape shit.Copy !req
150. I got one more idea.Copy !req
151. Pigman!Copy !req
152. Pigman!Copy !req
153. What's he doing?Copy !req
154. He's finishing
his senior thesis.Copy !req
155. Pigman is trying to prove
the Caine/Hackman Theory.Copy !req
156. No matter what
time it is,Copy !req
157. 24 hours a day,
you can findCopy !req
158. a Michael Caine
or a Gene Hackman movieCopy !req
159. playing on TV.Copy !req
160. Wait, that's his thesis?
Yes!Copy !req
161. That's the beautyCopy !req
162. of college
these days, Tommy.Copy !req
163. You can major in Game Boy
if you know how to bullshit.Copy !req
164. Have a seat,
there's the TV.Copy !req
165. Pigman's got you covered.Copy !req
166. Call me for the shower scene
in Dressed To Kill.Copy !req
167. Um...Copy !req
168. What?Copy !req
169. Did I tell you that
I'm from Delaware?Copy !req
170. Really?Copy !req
171. Well, I mean, I
just spent 6 hou--Copy !req
172. 6 hours on
a public busCopy !req
173. just to come
to Port ChesterCopy !req
174. to decide if
I want to come here.Copy !req
175. So, you know, maybe
I should see the campusCopy !req
176. or, you know,
like, a pep rallyCopy !req
177. or a tailgate party.
OK, OK.Copy !req
178. OK, OK. I--
I've got it.Copy !req
179. Here's the deal.Copy !req
180. You gotta get all this
fifties cornball shitCopy !req
181. out of your head.Copy !req
182. It's a whole new ball game
on campus these days,Copy !req
183. and they call it PC.Copy !req
184. PC?Copy !req
185. Politically Correct,Copy !req
186. and it's not just politics,
it's everything.Copy !req
187. it's what you eat,
it's what wear,Copy !req
188. and it's what you say.Copy !req
189. And if you don't
watch yourself,Copy !req
190. you can get in
a butt-load of trouble.Copy !req
191. For instance,
see these girls?Copy !req
192. Yeah.Copy !req
193. No, you don't.
Those are women.Copy !req
194. You call them girls,
and they'll pop your figs.Copy !req
195. Save the whales.Copy !req
196. Gays in
the military now!Copy !req
197. Free Nelson Mandela.Copy !req
198. They freed him already.Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. Those women?Copy !req
201. Those aren't women, Tom.Copy !req
202. Those are Womynists.Copy !req
203. You know, I saw the new
Madonna video last night.Copy !req
204. Unfricking-believable.Copy !req
205. See the one in the middle
with the blond hair?Copy !req
206. Yeah.Copy !req
207. She's looking at me,
isn't she?Copy !req
208. Kind of. What, do you
know her or something?Copy !req
209. Hey, Sam,Copy !req
210. isn't that the guy
that you used to, uh...Copy !req
211. Yeah.Copy !req
212. You went out
with a white male?Copy !req
213. I was a freshman.Copy !req
214. Freshperson.
Please.Copy !req
215. Please.Copy !req
216. Go talk to her.
What's the problem?Copy !req
217. Watch this.Copy !req
218. He's coming over here.
Sisters, form a wall!Copy !req
219. No, you don't
have to do that.Copy !req
220. Hi. How you doing?Copy !req
221. Is Sam in there?Copy !req
222. In there? What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
223. Yeah, cock man
oppressor.Copy !req
224. Thank you.Copy !req
225. Maybe one of you
could just tell herCopy !req
226. that Mr. Pokey
stopped by.Copy !req
227. OK.Copy !req
228. What the hell was that--
Mr. Pokey?Copy !req
229. I think he meant
his, uh, phallus.Copy !req
230. You participated
in a phallus naming?Copy !req
231. No. No, I have no idea.Copy !req
232. You stay away
from him, Sam.Copy !req
233. He's an animal.Copy !req
234. You know, this place
is kind of insane.Copy !req
235. Wait till you meet
the causeheads.Copy !req
236. The what?Copy !req
237. What don't we eat?Copy !req
238. Red meat!Copy !req
239. Why don't we eat it?Copy !req
240. It's murder!Copy !req
241. What don't we eat?Copy !req
242. Red meat.Copy !req
243. Why don't we eat it?Copy !req
244. These, Tom, are
your causeheads.Copy !req
245. They find
a world-threatening issueCopy !req
246. and stick with it
for about a week.Copy !req
247. What's up?
What up?Copy !req
248. What happened to
the ozone layer?Copy !req
249. That was last week.
Now it's meat.Copy !req
250. Grill is serving up
chili burgers,Copy !req
251. but they're not letting
anyone in or out.Copy !req
252. I love chili burgers.
What about you, Daves?Copy !req
253. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
254. Let's do lunch.Copy !req
255. All right.Copy !req
256. Red meat!Copy !req
257. Why don't we eat it?Copy !req
258. It's murder.Copy !req
259. What don't we eat?Copy !req
260. Red meat.Copy !req
261. Why don't we eat it?Copy !req
262. It's murder!Copy !req
263. What don't we eat?Copy !req
264. Red meat.Copy !req
265. Don't eat us!Copy !req
266. It's murder.Copy !req
267. Remember, cows
are our friends.Copy !req
268. What don't we eat?Copy !req
269. Red meat.Copy !req
270. Why don't we eat it?Copy !req
271. It's murder.Copy !req
272. The charred flesh
served in this cafeteria...Copy !req
273. Oop. Paint.Copy !req
274. Harsh bud.Copy !req
275. And the non-toxic paint...Copy !req
276. Moonbeam,
I like your style. Go.Copy !req
277. Wrung from
the scorched fleshCopy !req
278. of innocent creatures.Copy !req
279. Go! Go!Copy !req
280. Wha-what?Copy !req
281. ♪ I was standin' ♪Copy !req
282. ♪ By my window ♪Copy !req
283. You may be saying
to yourselves,Copy !req
284. what of the hungry students
of this university?Copy !req
285. ♪ On a cloudy day ♪Copy !req
286. ...with the use
of their legs and hands...Copy !req
287. Then they would understand
the plight of the field calf.Copy !req
288. ♪ I was standin' ♪Copy !req
289. If every student
on this campus...Copy !req
290. were to starve, it would be
worth the life of a cow.Copy !req
291. Moo!Copy !req
292. Yum.Copy !req
293. Hopefully, this
will not come to pass.Copy !req
294. But if it were, who is
to say that the life--Copy !req
295. What the hell?Copy !req
296. Aah.Copy !req
297. Hey!Copy !req
298. Now.Copy !req
299. Here's lunch.Copy !req
300. Nicely done,
gentlemen.Copy !req
301. All right.
Now what?Copy !req
302. Now we run.Copy !req
303. Dave.Copy !req
304. Dave?Copy !req
305. And the walls
are painted white,Copy !req
306. and the chalk is white,Copy !req
307. and even the copy machine
and paper is white.Copy !req
308. Excuse me.Copy !req
309. This, my friend,Copy !req
310. is a white devil's
conspiracy.Copy !req
311. Meat tosser!Copy !req
312. Stop the violator!Copy !req
313. Ohhh!Copy !req
314. Level
of insensitivity--Copy !req
315. "c," unconscionable.Copy !req
316. Offended.Copy !req
317. Oh, thank God.
President Garcia-Thompson.Copy !req
318. Students,
fill out those formsCopy !req
319. and don't skip a line.Copy !req
320. It was those persons
in the pit again.Copy !req
321. I know, Moonbeam.Copy !req
322. Those pit offenders
are single-handedlyCopy !req
323. destroying the sensitivity
levels on this campus.Copy !req
324. Of course, I can't simply
throw them out of school.Copy !req
325. After all, they're still
15 complaints awayCopy !req
326. from expulsion.Copy !req
327. Don't worry,
their day will come.Copy !req
328. Um, Ms. President?Copy !req
329. There's some preppy person
in your office.Copy !req
330. Madras ties.Copy !req
331. Sweet.Copy !req
332. McPherson, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
333. Ooh, pretty outfit.Copy !req
334. Real summery.
What is that, Dacron?Copy !req
335. How many times have I told you
not to meet me here?Copy !req
336. I have a reputation
to uphold.Copy !req
337. Don't run from
your feelings.Copy !req
338. I think it's
time peopleCopy !req
339. know the truth
about us.Copy !req
340. The truth, McPherson,
is that you disgust me.Copy !req
341. The only thing we'll
ever have in commonCopy !req
342. is a hatred of the pit.Copy !req
343. Just give it time.Copy !req
344. The information,
Republican.Copy !req
345. Signed, sealed, and...Copy !req
346. snatched rudely.
What a surprise.Copy !req
347. Perfect. I'll bring it
to the pit immediately.Copy !req
348. And we'll call
the movers.Copy !req
349. Hey, Jack,
the floor's closedCopy !req
350. unless you're working
on a thesis.Copy !req
351. You working on a thesis?Copy !req
352. Uh, no, I'm lost.Copy !req
353. I'm trying to get
back to the pit.Copy !req
354. Well, don't get your balls
in an uproar.Copy !req
355. Just follow me.Copy !req
356. Get your feet
off the desk.Copy !req
357. Uh, what's
everybody doing?Copy !req
358. Finishing their theses,
fuzzhead.Copy !req
359. They're due
Monday morning.Copy !req
360. Now, there's the door.Copy !req
361. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
362. Damn it.Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. Hey, Cecelia, are you
going to be free tonight?Copy !req
365. Why?Copy !req
366. You want to
have dinner...Copy !req
367. with us?Copy !req
368. What, like a date?Copy !req
369. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
370. God.Copy !req
371. Katy, I was thinking.Copy !req
372. When we start that song,Copy !req
373. it's got to be
a lot faster.Copy !req
374. You mean
like this?Copy !req
375. You're in my chair.
Get out.Copy !req
376. Now remember to make mine
extra crispy, Gut.Copy !req
377. Be careful, man.Copy !req
378. I like it rare,
not cold.Copy !req
379. I got ya.Copy !req
380. So, this is the sewer
where you personsCopy !req
381. breed your
anti-community crimes.Copy !req
382. Hello, Mrs. Gar--Copy !req
383. President Garcia-Thompson.Copy !req
384. Hey, monkeys, how
about a little respect?Copy !req
385. The presiding person
of the universityCopy !req
386. just walked in.Copy !req
387. Stop that.Copy !req
388. Turn that
noise pollution down.Copy !req
389. Please put out
that cigarette right now.Copy !req
390. All right.Copy !req
391. Do I need to remind youCopy !req
392. that this house already
has enough complaintsCopy !req
393. to qualify for a sensitivity
awareness weekend?Copy !req
394. You passed out cigarettesCopy !req
395. for a smoke-a-thon
on Earth Day,Copy !req
396. you installed speed bumps
on the handicapped ramps,Copy !req
397. and most recently,
you dumped 100 pounds of...Copy !req
398. meat on a peaceful
vegan protest.Copy !req
399. Oh, come on!Copy !req
400. That was way more
than 100 pounds.Copy !req
401. Very amusing,
Mr. Andrews.Copy !req
402. Thanks.Copy !req
403. Here's something you
won't find quite so funny.Copy !req
404. This, offenders,Copy !req
405. is your damage bill
for the semester.Copy !req
406. The total comes to $7,568.Copy !req
407. Housing forms for next year
are due Monday.Copy !req
408. And if that bill isn't paid,Copy !req
409. this house
will be repossessed.Copy !req
410. What?
No way!Copy !req
411. You can't be
serious, right?Copy !req
412. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
413. I have a bicentennial
to plan.Copy !req
414. This sucks.Copy !req
415. Ma'am, can--
ma'am? Hello?Copy !req
416. 7 thou?Copy !req
417. We're in
deep shit, huh?Copy !req
418. Where the hell are
we gonna live next year?Copy !req
419. It's like 3 weeks
before school ends.Copy !req
420. Ladies and gentlemen,
I think it's timeCopy !req
421. to revive
an ancient traditionCopy !req
422. we seem to have
long forgotten.Copy !req
423. They confiscated
the altar, Droz.Copy !req
424. No, I'm not talking
about human sacrifice,Copy !req
425. Ceel, I'm talking about
something that we used to doCopy !req
426. every Saturday night
as a matter of principle.Copy !req
427. Here's a hint:Copy !req
428. legions of hand-stamped
meatheadsCopy !req
429. in co-ed naked
lacrosse t-shirtsCopy !req
430. power chugging watered-down
Meisterchau,Copy !req
431. regurgitating
on the glue-matted floors.Copy !req
432. Kiln-like temperatures,
fights with townies,Copy !req
433. lines of drunken peopleCopy !req
434. waiting for
the bathroom.Copy !req
435. Wait a second.Copy !req
436. You guys are talking
about a party.Copy !req
437. Ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding!Copy !req
438. Gutter, tell her
what she's won.Copy !req
439. We get some beer,
we have a band,Copy !req
440. and we overcharge
at the door.Copy !req
441. Droz, there's no way.Copy !req
442. We need an all-campus party
to raise enough money.Copy !req
443. No one's been able to
pull that off in years.Copy !req
444. You know what happens--Copy !req
445. half the school
protests.Copy !req
446. The other half
boycotts.Copy !req
447. Yeah, and besides,
think about it.Copy !req
448. Even if we could
get them all here,Copy !req
449. it'd be like
a total PC war zone.Copy !req
450. Well, there is
one other option--Copy !req
451. we get jobs.Copy !req
452. I vote party.Copy !req
453. I can't handle
a job, man.Copy !req
454. We're totally on it.Copy !req
455. What do you
want us to do?Copy !req
456. So, uh, who's on beer?Copy !req
457. Uh, well, that would
roughly be you, Gut.Copy !req
458. I suggest kegs--
multiple, cold, and domestic.Copy !req
459. I have to meet
Mersh in Jerry townCopy !req
460. for my ride
to the show.Copy !req
461. OK, well, you call thoseCopy !req
462. useless yerk-toting,
frisbee-chuckingCopy !req
463. cheeba monkeys,Copy !req
464. and you tell them you're
gonna be an hour late.Copy !req
465. Ceel, Katy, Raj,
and Deege,Copy !req
466. the stage is set,
your band will play.Copy !req
467. But, Droz, we don't
even have a name.Copy !req
468. Well, you get a name,
you give it to the Daves,Copy !req
469. they'll put up
the fliers.Copy !req
470. On it.
On it.Copy !req
471. Pigman.
Yeah?Copy !req
472. Stay put.Copy !req
473. We charge 5 bucks a head.Copy !req
474. Mastercard and Visa
accepted.Copy !req
475. Droz,Copy !req
476. what happened to that
cute preppy kid?Copy !req
477. Who?Copy !req
478. The pre-frosh.Copy !req
479. That's a good question.Copy !req
480. What's up, Mersh?Copy !req
481. Gutter,
what's up, bud?Copy !req
482. Tried to call you guys,
like, 6 times, man.Copy !req
483. What's the deal?Copy !req
484. Listen, Mersh,Copy !req
485. I gotta get beer
for this party tonight,Copy !req
486. so I'm going to be late
for my ride to Hartford.Copy !req
487. Sorry, Gut, man,
no can do.Copy !req
488. The Grand Master of FunkCopy !req
489. descends on the city
at 8:00, man,Copy !req
490. and we will be there.Copy !req
491. Mersh, you hate punk.Copy !req
492. Funk, Gutter.Copy !req
493. Funk.Copy !req
494. George Clinton.Copy !req
495. Parliament Funkadelic.Copy !req
496. Dude,Copy !req
497. aren't you
a music major?Copy !req
498. Yeah.Copy !req
499. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
500. Maybe you guys could
just give me a liftCopy !req
501. to the liquor
store then.Copy !req
502. We got intramural
finals this afternoon,Copy !req
503. man, sorry.Copy !req
504. Well, what am
I supposed to do?Copy !req
505. Have a bong hit.Copy !req
506. What good is
that going to do me?Copy !req
507. Just one little binger
to brighten up your day.Copy !req
508. Come on, man.Copy !req
509. Just one hit,Copy !req
510. then I got to go.Copy !req
511. Look at the stitching.Copy !req
512. It's got to
be L.L. Bean.Copy !req
513. Yes.Copy !req
514. But can he be trusted?Copy !req
515. Look at his tie.Copy !req
516. His complexion.Copy !req
517. He's definitely
one of us.Copy !req
518. Hey--wait.
Where am I?Copy !req
519. You're safe now.Copy !req
520. Allow me. Carter Prescott,Copy !req
521. Pledge Master of the secret
fraternity of Balls and Shaft.Copy !req
522. Tom Lawrence,
pre-frosh.Copy !req
523. Bantam Draper.Copy !req
524. Um...Copy !req
525. so, this is a frat?Copy !req
526. The school
outlawed fraternitiesCopy !req
527. in 1967, Tom.Copy !req
528. And Balls and Shaft was
forced to go underground.Copy !req
529. We lost our house,Copy !req
530. now the detestable sore
known as the pit.Copy !req
531. Since then,
our numbers have dwindled,Copy !req
532. but we're always on
the lookout for new members.Copy !req
533. You guys used to be
in the pit?Copy !req
534. Well, I know it's sad.Copy !req
535. The swine in there,
they're dirty, stupid--Copy !req
536. worst of all,Copy !req
537. poor.Copy !req
538. I'll get it.Copy !req
539. America's greatest
President.Copy !req
540. It's me, Rand.
Open up.Copy !req
541. America's greatest
President.Copy !req
542. Damn it.Copy !req
543. Who is Ronald Reagan?Copy !req
544. A casual shoe
for yachting.Copy !req
545. What are you trying
to figure out, B.D.?Copy !req
546. Who could I be?
What is a blucher?Copy !req
547. They killed Jesus Christ.Copy !req
548. Who are the Jews?
Open up, sucko!Copy !req
549. Gentlemen, I've got
some good news,Copy !req
550. and I got some
bad news.Copy !req
551. The bad news is...Copy !req
552. you're an idiot.Copy !req
553. Don't ever make me wait
outside that door.Copy !req
554. The good news is...Copy !req
555. Thompson just delivered
the information.Copy !req
556. By now, the pit
will have startedCopy !req
557. planning their
little soiree.Copy !req
558. Well, about that, Rand--Copy !req
559. What if their party
does come off?Copy !req
560. Does anyone get what
I'm doing here?Copy !req
561. Does anyone follow me?Copy !req
562. We want them to have
a party, steakhead.Copy !req
563. We want them to
have the loudest,Copy !req
564. most offensive partyCopy !req
565. in school history.
Capisce?Copy !req
566. Hi.Copy !req
567. Well, well, I see we
have a new pledge.Copy !req
568. Mayflower material,
I presume?Copy !req
569. Huh?Copy !req
570. It's a boat.Copy !req
571. Your ancestors obviously
didn't come over on it.Copy !req
572. But, hey, it's the nineties.
We'll take what we can get.Copy !req
573. Gentlemen,
we got a job to do.Copy !req
574. Naugahyde Windpipe.Copy !req
575. Too metal.Copy !req
576. Oedipus
and the Mama's Boys.Copy !req
577. Too college radio.Copy !req
578. My Johnson
Is 12 Inches Long.Copy !req
579. Interesting,Copy !req
580. but doesn't sound
like a band name.Copy !req
581. I've got it.Copy !req
582. Everyone Gets Laid.Copy !req
583. Katy, the Womynists will be
all over us for that one.Copy !req
584. Ow.Copy !req
585. Hey, Droz, what do
you think about this?Copy !req
586. Tonight at the pit,
Everyone Gets Laid.Copy !req
587. Hmm. That's tasteless,
disgusting, and offensive.Copy !req
588. I like it.Copy !req
589. Cool.Copy !req
590. Daves, go make
those fliers.Copy !req
591. Hey,Copy !req
592. what are you guys
doing?Copy !req
593. Us? Oh, we're seniors.Copy !req
594. We're going to the game.Copy !req
595. Outside!Copy !req
596. Whoo!Copy !req
597. Uhh!
Uhh!Copy !req
598. Hey.Copy !req
599. Remove that nail,
butcher.Copy !req
600. What's your deal?Copy !req
601. I just heard
that tree shriek.Copy !req
602. Would you like it
if I nailed a signCopy !req
603. into a layer
of your fat?Copy !req
604. Try it again,
and you're toast.Copy !req
605. Save the planet.
Peace.Copy !req
606. This is a total drag.Copy !req
607. Let's give up, man.Copy !req
608. Well, what do
we have here?Copy !req
609. Let's go!Copy !req
610. Whoo!Copy !req
611. Yeah, yeah.
Look at him go!Copy !req
612. Pig.Copy !req
613. Oh, good, good God.Copy !req
614. Word up.Copy !req
615. She got a little
stiff-arm.Copy !req
616. ♪ Ending in dirty looks ♪Copy !req
617. ♪ Listenin' to the Muzak ♪Copy !req
618. ♪ Thinkin' 'bout ♪
♪ this and that ♪Copy !req
619. ♪ She said that's that ♪Copy !req
620. ♪ I don't want ♪
♪ to chitter chat ♪Copy !req
621. ♪ Turn it down ♪
♪ a little bit ♪Copy !req
622. ♪ Or turn it down flat ♪Copy !req
623. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
624. ♪ When you don't really ♪
♪ need it... ♪Copy !req
625. Oh, wow, man.Copy !req
626. Ha!Copy !req
627. Hot shit!Copy !req
628. Yeah.Copy !req
629. Isn't that your old
freshman roommate?Copy !req
630. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
631. Randall Peeburn McPherson.Copy !req
632. I wonder what brought him
out of hiding.Copy !req
633. Must be
a Klan meeting.Copy !req
634. Yeah.
Man, look at him.Copy !req
635. Must have been hellish
living with that guyCopy !req
636. for a year.Copy !req
637. Ahem.Copy !req
638. Ahem.Copy !req
639. Hey, wait,
come back.Copy !req
640. Oh, come on!
Go to sleep!Copy !req
641. Go to sleep!Copy !req
642. It's time to
go to sleep!Copy !req
643. Oh, my God! Aah!Copy !req
644. Ah! Aah!Copy !req
645. Aah!Copy !req
646. Get away from me,
you freak!Copy !req
647. Freak!Copy !req
648. Aah!
Stay on your side!Copy !req
649. Aah!Copy !req
650. Total nightmare, man.Copy !req
651. What the hell
is taking so long?Copy !req
652. Swirly.Copy !req
653. Whoo!Copy !req
654. The pride of the Port Chester
sports program, Tom--Copy !req
655. Hippie Olympics.Copy !req
656. Doesn't matter who wins
'cause they're all losers.Copy !req
657. You know,
it's sad, really.Copy !req
658. This school
used to beCopy !req
659. a bastion of rich,
white elitism.Copy !req
660. Now...now there are homosexuals
on the football team,Copy !req
661. whining minorities run
the student government,Copy !req
662. and you can't even
coerce a womanCopy !req
663. into having sex
without beingCopy !req
664. brought up
on charges.Copy !req
665. What is this world
coming to?Copy !req
666. Really!Copy !req
667. Come on.
Let's go.Copy !req
668. My pappy would pukeCopy !req
669. if he saw this bunch
of bug-eyed toadsCopy !req
670. chasing a scrap
of plastic around.Copy !req
671. Hey, ponytails,
you suck!Copy !req
672. Hi.Copy !req
673. We're getting housed
here, guys.Copy !req
674. I say we bring in
Blotter.Copy !req
675. Blotter.
Blotter.Copy !req
676. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
677. Wha-whoo,
yeah, Blotter!Copy !req
678. Oh, you're just
bugging me!Copy !req
679. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
680. ♪ Until you can feel it ♪Copy !req
681. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
682. ♪ When you don't ♪
♪ really need it ♪Copy !req
683. Uh-oh. This is me.Copy !req
684. I'm going in, Coach.
Cover me, man.Copy !req
685. Yeah, yeah.
Whatever. Yeah.Copy !req
686. Sam?Copy !req
687. Hey. Wow!Copy !req
688. What are
the odds?Copy !req
689. Droz. Two times
in one day.Copy !req
690. What's come over you?Copy !req
691. I don't know,
must be hormonal.Copy !req
692. What the hell
is he doing here?Copy !req
693. Afternoon, ladies.Copy !req
694. Looking good
out there.Copy !req
695. Yeah.
Whatever.Copy !req
696. They're not going
to castrate meCopy !req
697. for sitting here,
are they?Copy !req
698. Yeah, that's what they got
planned for halftime.Copy !req
699. Oh. Now, look
who it is.Copy !req
700. Meat tosser!Copy !req
701. Aah!Copy !req
702. Aah!Copy !req
703. Jesus Christ.
I know that kid.Copy !req
704. What is he doing?Copy !req
705. I'm open.Copy !req
706. Aah! Ohh!Copy !req
707. Hey.Copy !req
708. That weasel
snagged the 'bee.Copy !req
709. All right.Copy !req
710. Bong hits, anyone?Copy !req
711. All right.Copy !req
712. So, I heard you're
finally graduating.Copy !req
713. Yeah, yeah. It's
pretty stupid, huh?Copy !req
714. I mean, how could
I leave all this?Copy !req
715. What about you?
You got any plans?Copy !req
716. James Andrews,
my old friend.Copy !req
717. Hey, Rand.Copy !req
718. Samantha, my buttercup.Copy !req
719. I hear you're having
a party tonight.Copy !req
720. Can't go.Copy !req
721. But we're all taking betsCopy !req
722. on how many of you
will get arrested.Copy !req
723. You remember
this guy,Copy !req
724. he skippered
Hitler's catamaranCopy !req
725. during the war?Copy !req
726. Yeah, yuck it
up now, dipshit.Copy !req
727. Your nightmare's
just beginning.Copy !req
728. I think the Womynists
will be quite interestedCopy !req
729. in your little scribblings.Copy !req
730. Oh, yeah,Copy !req
731. that's where I'm headed.Copy !req
732. Samantha,
always a pleasure.Copy !req
733. See you.Copy !req
734. Gentlemen.Copy !req
735. Ladies.Copy !req
736. A pit party.Copy !req
737. Mmm. Warm, flat beer.Copy !req
738. Soggy chips.
Think about that.Copy !req
739. It's just what I need to
help me figure out my life.Copy !req
740. Stop the penis party!Copy !req
741. Get her away
from him!Copy !req
742. Come on,
Sam!Copy !req
743. Let's go.Copy !req
744. Hey, Sam, what
about tonight?Copy !req
745. Don't talk to him.Copy !req
746. Shit.Copy !req
747. Whoo-hoo! Yeah-heh!Copy !req
748. Hey, watch it,
you schmuck!Copy !req
749. Get the beer.
Just get the beer.Copy !req
750. Get the beer.Copy !req
751. The beer.Copy !req
752. Excuse me.Copy !req
753. Can you blow me
where the pampers is?Copy !req
754. What?Copy !req
755. Can you blow me
where the pampers is?Copy !req
756. Can you show meCopy !req
757. where the campus is?!Copy !req
758. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
759. She knows.Copy !req
760. She knows.Copy !req
761. OK.Copy !req
762. Just...just go here
for a minute.Copy !req
763. I shouldn't have
smoked that.Copy !req
764. I just want
to pay tributeCopy !req
765. to both your courageCopy !req
766. and for your eloquenceCopy !req
767. and for the dignity in which
you've conducted yourself.Copy !req
768. Thank you, Senator.Copy !req
769. I knew it was
going to be badCopy !req
770. when I was nominated.Copy !req
771. I didn't know
it would be this bad.Copy !req
772. Could you have guessed...Copy !req
773. that some people, including
people on this committee,Copy !req
774. would dredge up stories
about drug use?Copy !req
775. Wait. Wait.
Wait a second,Copy !req
776. gentlemen
of the courtroom,Copy !req
777. this guy
is Gutter, man.Copy !req
778. The Gut man.Copy !req
779. He comes over, man,Copy !req
780. he smokes two major
bong loads...Copy !req
781. he knows how to carb
and everything.Copy !req
782. Like, loads the size
of your head, man.Copy !req
783. I...I didn't exhale?Copy !req
784. Works for me.Copy !req
785. Good answer.Copy !req
786. Oh, man.
What a nightmare.Copy !req
787. Oh, man.Copy !req
788. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
789. Oh, shit! The beer!Copy !req
790. Oh, shit!Copy !req
791. Are we talking
about the same person?Copy !req
792. Well, I think
Bisexual Asian StudiesCopy !req
793. should have
its own building.Copy !req
794. The question is,
who goes:Copy !req
795. the Math department
or the hockey team?Copy !req
796. Excuse me,
Andrea--Copy !req
797. It's Andrea.Copy !req
798. I think hockey.
Call me about it.Copy !req
799. The board of trustees
is very concernedCopy !req
800. about the state of unrest
among the students.Copy !req
801. There has been a protest
on this campusCopy !req
802. every day, and frankly,Copy !req
803. we're sick of all
the bad publicity.Copy !req
804. Oh, really?Copy !req
805. We're particularly
concernedCopy !req
806. about tomorrow's
bicentennial.Copy !req
807. It will be the most
highly attendedCopy !req
808. alumni event in years.Copy !req
809. Gentlemen, relax.Copy !req
810. Tomorrow's ceremony has been
planned to perfection.Copy !req
811. And as for the students,Copy !req
812. I have a special
surprise for them.Copy !req
813. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
814. I'm going to announceCopy !req
815. the changing
of the school mascotCopy !req
816. from the offensive
Port Chester IndianCopy !req
817. to an endangered specie.Copy !req
818. Gentlemen,
meet our new mascot,Copy !req
819. the Port Chester
Whooping Crane.Copy !req
820. No. Wait. No!Copy !req
821. Look, jerky,
no liquor sold after 8:00.Copy !req
822. Connecticut blue laws.Copy !req
823. After 8:00? I missed
my ride to the show!Copy !req
824. Hey, look.
It's a college boy.Copy !req
825. Anybody want
to beat him up?Copy !req
826. Nice tie.Copy !req
827. This totally bites.Copy !req
828. The first time
we've ever been askedCopy !req
829. to play in public,
and there's no public.Copy !req
830. Yankees are
back in town.Copy !req
831. Fuse box.Copy !req
832. Aah!Copy !req
833. Pins and needles!Copy !req
834. Ooh! Pins and needles.
Pins and needles.Copy !req
835. Hey, guys, you knocked
the plug out. Hello.Copy !req
836. Hey, Raj.Copy !req
837. Hey, Daves, what
happened to the fliers?Copy !req
838. Huh?Copy !req
839. They fliers, I haven't
seen one up on campus.Copy !req
840. We put one up.Copy !req
841. Damn, man.Copy !req
842. One flier?Copy !req
843. We're screwed.Copy !req
844. There is one thing
we can still do.Copy !req
845. Play some loud
and abusive tunes?Copy !req
846. Exactly.Copy !req
847. Do it, man.
All right.Copy !req
848. Plug my ass in.Copy !req
849. Yeah.Copy !req
850. Yeah.Copy !req
851. Play Metallica,
and they will come.Copy !req
852. We should've handled
our own publicity.Copy !req
853. Whooping cranes.Copy !req
854. Garcia-Thompson's making
sandwiches without bread.Copy !req
855. That bitch
is giving me gout.Copy !req
856. Look, just be patient,
Cordeau.Copy !req
857. The way she's going,
she'll hang herself.Copy !req
858. I'll buy the rope,
you find the tree.Copy !req
859. I'm just one man talking,Copy !req
860. but I don't get this
whole James Bond/Rasta--Copy !req
861. Hey, I want to knowCopy !req
862. how this became
about meCopy !req
863. all of a sudden?Copy !req
864. This is a miracle.Copy !req
865. Monkeys pulled it off.Copy !req
866. What the hell's
going on here?Copy !req
867. Hi, Droz.Copy !req
868. Are we having a party
tonight or what?Copy !req
869. There's no publicity,
so there's no people.Copy !req
870. Gutter never showed up,
so there's no beer,Copy !req
871. our instruments blew out,
so there's no band,Copy !req
872. and I think Raji
and Deege may be dead.Copy !req
873. Wait a minute--
no beer?Copy !req
874. Well, where
the hell's Gutter?Copy !req
875. Probably in a parking
lot somewhereCopy !req
876. picking his nose.Copy !req
877. Well, there's
one consolation.Copy !req
878. What's that?Copy !req
879. We haven't been
protested yet.Copy !req
880. Does anybody know why
there are 24 WomynistsCopy !req
881. beating bongos
on our lawn?Copy !req
882. Stop this phallic
oppression at this house...Copy !req
883. What?Copy !req
884. Let's check
it out.Copy !req
885. Yeah, man.
Coming through.Copy !req
886. Coming through.Copy !req
887. Hey.Copy !req
888. All right. Deadly zulu
drum protest.Copy !req
889. Haven't seen one of those since
my third sophomore year.Copy !req
890. Full-on
response.Copy !req
891. Wish the balls
weren't dead.Copy !req
892. See, you try
and spread joy,Copy !req
893. and then the PC shock
troops just shut you down.Copy !req
894. Don't they want
to have a good timeCopy !req
895. at least once
in their lives?Copy !req
896. That's a damn
good point.Copy !req
897. OK. Now, it's trueCopy !req
898. the majority
of students todayCopy !req
899. are so cravenly PC,Copy !req
900. they wouldn't know
a good timeCopy !req
901. if it was sitting
on their face,Copy !req
902. but there's one thingCopy !req
903. that will always
unite us and them.Copy !req
904. They're young.Copy !req
905. They may not
realise it yet.Copy !req
906. They've got the same
raging hormones,Copy !req
907. the same
self-destructive desireCopy !req
908. to get boldly trashed
and wildly out of control.Copy !req
909. Look out that window.Copy !req
910. That's not a protest.Copy !req
911. That is a cry for help.Copy !req
912. Stop
the penis party!Copy !req
913. Stop the penis party!Copy !req
914. They're begging us...Copy !req
915. please have a party!Copy !req
916. Feed us drinks!Copy !req
917. Get us laid!Copy !req
918. Aah!Copy !req
919. That's a pretty
strange theory, Droz.Copy !req
920. Yeah.Copy !req
921. Besides, we don't
have a bandCopy !req
922. or any people, man.Copy !req
923. We don't have
any beer.Copy !req
924. We've got loose keg sightings
near the freshman dorm,Copy !req
925. two cases of zinfandel
spotted near the faculty club,Copy !req
926. and here, the mother lode--
the bicentennial ball.Copy !req
927. Moles, you're
on the air in 10.Copy !req
928. Got it!Copy !req
929. Ceel,
you're on bongos.Copy !req
930. Me, Dave, and Dave
are on beer.Copy !req
931. Katy, you're a freshman.Copy !req
932. Find 2,000 people.Copy !req
933. Hey.Copy !req
934. It's about
time the universityCopy !req
935. embraced
multiculturalism.Copy !req
936. Hey.Copy !req
937. It really is.Copy !req
938. Excuse me.Copy !req
939. Uh-huh.Copy !req
940. What is the complaint
count now?Copy !req
941. Hello,
Andrea.Copy !req
942. Only 3
this afternoon,Copy !req
943. but my Community
Crisis BulletinCopy !req
944. just went out. OK?Copy !req
945. Well, don't worry,
my fair maiden,Copy !req
946. we will get our quota.Copy !req
947. And by the way,Copy !req
948. have you seen
their tasteless flier?Copy !req
949. Oh, my God.Copy !req
950. Is there no limit?Copy !req
951. Well...what I figure
they did...Copy !req
952. was they cut out
a picture of your headCopy !req
953. and pasted it on another
different picture.Copy !req
954. I've done a little
collage work myself.Copy !req
955. B.D., do me a favourCopy !req
956. and don't ever talk.Copy !req
957. Hey, kid, do you know
how to get backCopy !req
958. to I-84?Copy !req
959. Where you going,
Hartford?Copy !req
960. Yeah, man, we got
a concert there.Copy !req
961. We should have
been there at 8:00.Copy !req
962. I know. The Merkins
and Frog and Toad.Copy !req
963. What?Copy !req
964. The bad news is,Copy !req
965. 84 is, like,
a half-hour away,Copy !req
966. and then
Hartford is,Copy !req
967. like, another 45 minutes
on the freeway.Copy !req
968. Seth, I told you we should
have followed the other bus.Copy !req
969. We'll never make it now.Copy !req
970. We might as well
go on back home.Copy !req
971. Yo, dread.
Yeah, what's up?Copy !req
972. Since you missed
the show anyway,Copy !req
973. you think you could give me
a ride back to my house?Copy !req
974. Yeah. Come on.
Get on up.Copy !req
975. Shotgun.Copy !req
976. Which
one's Rand's?Copy !req
977. Cherry beemer.
"Thanks, Dad."Copy !req
978. I can wire it.
Can you get us in?Copy !req
979. It might take
a little time, but...Copy !req
980. Yeah. I think so.Copy !req
981. that was
George Clinton on WPCUCopy !req
982. with Tear the Roof Off.Copy !req
983. Clinton's headlining
the Civic tonight,Copy !req
984. but you can't afford
a ticket, man. Sorry.Copy !req
985. Moles. How's it going,
brother?Copy !req
986. What's up?
Great show, man.Copy !req
987. Thanks, man.Copy !req
988. No, really. Listen,
I got a favour to ask...Copy !req
989. Well, that's
good thinking.Copy !req
990. Oh.Copy !req
991. Ooh.Copy !req
992. Eek.Copy !req
993. Ah...Copy !req
994. Toss 'em in back.Copy !req
995. Sunroof. All right.Copy !req
996. Rand's going to
griz his pantsCopy !req
997. when he sees his car.Copy !req
998. You think so?Copy !req
999. Good evening.
We interrupt this broadcastCopy !req
1000. for a special
announcement.Copy !req
1001. Are you just sitting
around your dorm roomsCopy !req
1002. playing cards
and eating pizza?Copy !req
1003. Now, is this the way
you've spent the majorityCopy !req
1004. of your 4 years in college?Copy !req
1005. Would you like tonight
to be different,Copy !req
1006. you just don't have
anyplace to go?Copy !req
1007. Well, now you do.Copy !req
1008. So, turn off your radios
and head on over.Copy !req
1009. And tonight,
10 P.M. at the pit,Copy !req
1010. Everyone Gets Laid.Copy !req
1011. K-Katy?Copy !req
1012. Katy!Copy !req
1013. It's the pre-frosh.Copy !req
1014. Stay!Copy !req
1015. Hi.
Hey.Copy !req
1016. We were wondering
what happened to you.Copy !req
1017. Where you going?Copy !req
1018. Uh, I'm
gonna go home.Copy !req
1019. You're leaving?Copy !req
1020. You've only been here,
like, 10 minutes.Copy !req
1021. I know, but, you know,Copy !req
1022. I've already managed
to piss off, like,Copy !req
1023. the entire campus.Copy !req
1024. I mean,
no offence, Katy,Copy !req
1025. but this place
is a nightmare.Copy !req
1026. I'm probably just
gonna wind up at State.Copy !req
1027. Yeah, well,
we're all gonna beCopy !req
1028. boring our butts
off at StateCopy !req
1029. if I don't find, like,
1,000 people pronto.Copy !req
1030. What do you mean?Copy !req
1031. We gotta raise
7 Gs by tomorrow,Copy !req
1032. or we lose the house.Copy !req
1033. The pit?
Yeah.Copy !req
1034. The damage bill came in.Copy !req
1035. We're trying to pull off
this all-campus rage,Copy !req
1036. and I gotta get people.Copy !req
1037. All I got are these
foreign exchange students.Copy !req
1038. It's looking
pretty grim.Copy !req
1039. I can't believe this.Copy !req
1040. I mean, you're,
like, the only onesCopy !req
1041. that haven't
tried to kill meCopy !req
1042. since I got here.Copy !req
1043. Yeah, but you're probably
not going to beCopy !req
1044. coming here anyway, so...Copy !req
1045. don't sweat it.Copy !req
1046. Oh...your ride's here.Copy !req
1047. It was nice knowing you.Copy !req
1048. Katy!Copy !req
1049. You said you needed
people, right?Copy !req
1050. Am I OK
on that side?Copy !req
1051. Nope.
No.Copy !req
1052. That's good.Copy !req
1053. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
1054. I'll take care of Apeman.
You grab the bar.Copy !req
1055. Hey there, B.D.Copy !req
1056. Andrews. You're not
supposed to be here.Copy !req
1057. Hey, now, that is
one great tie.Copy !req
1058. Is that yours,
or did you borrow it?Copy !req
1059. It's mine.Copy !req
1060. Really? That is amazing.
Where did you get that?Copy !req
1061. because I've been looking
for something like this.Copy !req
1062. What are those?
Those little snails?Copy !req
1063. They're jockeys.Copy !req
1064. Really? 'Cause, uh,
they look like snails.Copy !req
1065. Listen, uh, what kind
of beer do you got?Copy !req
1066. Uh, well,
we don't have--Copy !req
1067. You know,
on second thought,Copy !req
1068. what am I doing?
I'm driving.Copy !req
1069. Make it a scotch
on the rocks.Copy !req
1070. What?Copy !req
1071. You're right.Copy !req
1072. You're a good
friend, B.D.Copy !req
1073. You saved my life.
I mean that.Copy !req
1074. You're a hell
of a guy.Copy !req
1075. I'm never going
to forget this.Copy !req
1076. Pardon me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1077. Say, you know, there's a very
interesting studies group...Copy !req
1078. A vodka tonic,
please.Copy !req
1079. 99, repeat.Copy !req
1080. Hi.Copy !req
1081. ♪ Gonna find my baby ♪Copy !req
1082. ♪ Gonna hold her tight ♪Copy !req
1083. ♪ Gonna grab some ♪
♪ afternoon delight ♪Copy !req
1084. Last time I saw them,
they were over here.Copy !req
1085. Brothers.Copy !req
1086. I saw him at
the cafeteria this morning.Copy !req
1087. He was recruiting
for the CIA.Copy !req
1088. CIA, huh?!Copy !req
1089. I heard he injected
all the meat with hormonesCopy !req
1090. before throwing it
off the roof.Copy !req
1091. He is wearing
brown shoesCopy !req
1092. with
a blue blazer.Copy !req
1093. I mean, can you
believe it?Copy !req
1094. How hinge!Copy !req
1095. What are they
so pissed off at?Copy !req
1096. Watch this.Copy !req
1097. Hey, butt-licks!Copy !req
1098. Shh.Copy !req
1099. Remember me?Copy !req
1100. Jesus Christ, Tom!Copy !req
1101. That's the guy!Copy !req
1102. Let's go!Copy !req
1103. This
penis party's got to go.Copy !req
1104. Hey hey. Ho ho.Copy !req
1105. This penis party's
got to go.Copy !req
1106. Hey hey. Ho ho.Copy !req
1107. This penis party's
got to go.Copy !req
1108. Hey hey. Ho ho.Copy !req
1109. This penis party's
got to go.Copy !req
1110. Hey hey. Ho ho.Copy !req
1111. This penis party's
got to go.Copy !req
1112. Hey hey. Ho ho.Copy !req
1113. This penis party's...Copy !req
1114. ♪ Kumbaya ♪Copy !req
1115. ♪ Kumbaya, my lord ♪Copy !req
1116. ♪ Kumbaya ♪Copy !req
1117. ♪ Kumbaya ♪
♪ Everybody! ♪Copy !req
1118. ♪ My lord ♪Copy !req
1119. ♪ Kumbaya ♪Copy !req
1120. ♪ Oh, lord ♪Copy !req
1121. ♪ Kumbaya ♪Copy !req
1122. ♪ Kumbaya, my lord... ♪Copy !req
1123. Droz. Droz,Copy !req
1124. what are we
going to doCopy !req
1125. when we don't
pull this one off?Copy !req
1126. Uh, bake sale?Copy !req
1127. What's up, Droz?
What's up, Moles?Copy !req
1128. You screwed up big-time.Copy !req
1129. The store was closed.Copy !req
1130. I put my trust in you
to handle the beer,Copy !req
1131. and you violated
that trust.Copy !req
1132. Yo, Gutter, Gutter,
where it at?Copy !req
1133. Where it at?Copy !req
1134. Oh, right
in there, sorry.Copy !req
1135. What's happenin',
what's happenin'?Copy !req
1136. Mudbone,
get in there.Copy !req
1137. Listen, don't charge
these guys, Moles.Copy !req
1138. They just gotta
use the can.Copy !req
1139. They're with me.Copy !req
1140. Droz,
that was--Copy !req
1141. Do you have any
idea who that was?Copy !req
1142. Look, they're just
using the can.Copy !req
1143. You made your point.Copy !req
1144. That was
George Clinton.Copy !req
1145. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1146. Listen to me--
Parliament, P-Funk,Copy !req
1147. the P-Funk All-Stars.Copy !req
1148. I mean, come on,
tell him.Copy !req
1149. Dr. Funkenstein?
The man is the kingCopy !req
1150. of interplanetary
funkmanship.Copy !req
1151. Tell him,
tell him who it is.Copy !req
1152. It's George Clinton.Copy !req
1153. The guy with the hair?Copy !req
1154. Yeah.Copy !req
1155. Gut, you're
a legend.Copy !req
1156. Yo. There are
no chicks in here.Copy !req
1157. What did I tell you?Copy !req
1158. Yeah, man, there's
not even any chips.Copy !req
1159. Chips. Chips.Copy !req
1160. Chips! Chips! Chips!Copy !req
1161. Chips! Chips! Chips!Copy !req
1162. I'll hold it.Copy !req
1163. Man.Copy !req
1164. Y'all got to
clean that place up.Copy !req
1165. Gutter,
get a mop!Copy !req
1166. It stink.Copy !req
1167. Listen, we couldn't
help but noticeCopy !req
1168. that you're
George Clinton.Copy !req
1169. Yeah?Copy !req
1170. Listen, George, we've
had a real bad day.Copy !req
1171. The president
of the universityCopy !req
1172. has been spanking us
with a 7-grand damage bill.Copy !req
1173. We were gonna
rob a 7-Eleven,Copy !req
1174. we don't have
enough ski masks, right?Copy !req
1175. So, what are
we gonna do?Copy !req
1176. We're gonna throw
an all-campus rocker.Copy !req
1177. The only problem is,
we don't have the artillery.Copy !req
1178. Nigga, please,
what you want from me?Copy !req
1179. What are you
trying to say?Copy !req
1180. We were hoping you
could play our party.Copy !req
1181. What?Copy !req
1182. Well, can't nobody
make no face that uglyCopy !req
1183. and not be serious.Copy !req
1184. We'll do it,
man. Jesus.Copy !req
1185. You'll do it?Copy !req
1186. Hey, Gut, why don't you
get the band off the van?Copy !req
1187. But the whole band
ain't here.Copy !req
1188. Just tell everybody that's
on the van to come on out.Copy !req
1189. All right.Copy !req
1190. That's so great. I'm
gonna be right back.Copy !req
1191. Yeah, man,
I gotcha. I gotcha.Copy !req
1192. Boy, y'all going overboard
with this black awareness.Copy !req
1193. That boy got a rap.Copy !req
1194. It's equal
opportunity.Copy !req
1195. Chips! Chips! Chips!
Chips! Chips!Copy !req
1196. Fellas!Copy !req
1197. Chuck, porterhouse,
ribeye,Copy !req
1198. I know exactly how
you guys are feeling.Copy !req
1199. In fact, I can think
of only one thingCopy !req
1200. that could lift
my spirits right now...Copy !req
1201. beer.Copy !req
1202. Beer.Copy !req
1203. Beer. Beer.Copy !req
1204. Beer. Beer.
Beer! Beer! Beer!Copy !req
1205. I think I'm
missing a piece.Copy !req
1206. Yeah, me, too, man.
Let's give up, huh?Copy !req
1207. Guys, guys, we've got
an L.A.-size riotCopy !req
1208. of thirsty men with no necks
screaming for brew.Copy !req
1209. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1210. ♪ Makes the sparks ♪
♪ ignite ♪Copy !req
1211. ♪ And the thought ♪
♪ of loving you ♪Copy !req
1212. ♪ Is gettin' ♪
♪ so exciting ♪Copy !req
1213. ♪ Sky rockets ♪
♪ in flight ♪Copy !req
1214. Yeah, that's close
enough for funk, baby.Copy !req
1215. Thanks, but I know
how to tune my axe.Copy !req
1216. I'll bet you do.Copy !req
1217. Oh, my God.
George Clinton.Copy !req
1218. Roof!Copy !req
1219. Hi.Copy !req
1220. Just the dog in me,
baby.Copy !req
1221. Oh, shit! Hi.Copy !req
1222. Yeah. Why don't you
play me a song there?Copy !req
1223. Go ahead, girl.Copy !req
1224. Uh...Copy !req
1225. Pig, you gotta
change your PJs.Copy !req
1226. We're havin' a party.Copy !req
1227. Shower scene.Copy !req
1228. Oh.Copy !req
1229. Droz.Copy !req
1230. Droz!Copy !req
1231. Yeah.Copy !req
1232. I don't want to
burst your bubble,Copy !req
1233. but we got a slight
problem here.Copy !req
1234. What?Copy !req
1235. No guests.Copy !req
1236. Hi. How are you doin'?Copy !req
1237. Hey, what up?Copy !req
1238. Yeah. That's
right, man.Copy !req
1239. I hear what you're sayin'.Copy !req
1240. OK. OK--hey!Copy !req
1241. Hold on a sec,
everybody.Copy !req
1242. Now, I understand
y'all met Tom.Copy !req
1243. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I fucking met Tom!Copy !req
1244. He snagged
our disk!Copy !req
1245. I know he did, and he's
gonna pay for it, believe me.Copy !req
1246. Moles, you take
him downstairs,Copy !req
1247. and you beat the shit
out of him.Copy !req
1248. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1249. Sorry, kid.
You heard the man.Copy !req
1250. No! No!
Please, no!Copy !req
1251. OK. Justice has been
served, everybody.Copy !req
1252. You can go home.Copy !req
1253. Oh, wait a minute.
What am I saying?Copy !req
1254. If you guys aren't doing
anything tonight,Copy !req
1255. we got George Clinton
inside.Copy !req
1256. He's tuning up
on the main stage.Copy !req
1257. Sounds like another one
of the white man's lies to me.Copy !req
1258. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1259. Or maybe not.Copy !req
1260. Let's check it out.Copy !req
1261. Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
1262. What about us?Copy !req
1263. Yeah, that little dork
tripped over the main plugCopy !req
1264. and lost all our theses!Copy !req
1265. OK, that's no problem.
You guys come with me.Copy !req
1266. All right?
The rest of you--Copy !req
1267. 5 bucks a head,
and the line forms to the left.Copy !req
1268. OK. What's your major?Copy !req
1269. Um, particle physics?Copy !req
1270. That's a tough one.Copy !req
1271. Ooh...motion of helium atoms
in an excited stage.Copy !req
1272. Watch out,
it's a scorcher.Copy !req
1273. Next.Copy !req
1274. Uh...Sanskrit.Copy !req
1275. Sanskrit.Copy !req
1276. You're majoring in
a 5,000-year-old dead language?Copy !req
1277. Yeah.Copy !req
1278. OK.Copy !req
1279. Ooh.Copy !req
1280. Latin--it's
the best I can do.Copy !req
1281. Next.Copy !req
1282. Phys. Ed.Copy !req
1283. Phys. Ed. OK,
you're out of my room.Copy !req
1284. Seriously. Get out.Copy !req
1285. Hello,
Port Chester University.Copy !req
1286. This is...Copy !req
1287. George...Clinton.Copy !req
1288. George Cl-Clinton...Copy !req
1289. Parliament Funkadelic.Copy !req
1290. And the Parliament
Funkadelic.Copy !req
1291. ♪ Tear the roof ♪
♪ off the mother ♪Copy !req
1292. ♪ Tear the roof off ♪
♪ the mother-sucker ♪Copy !req
1293. ♪ Tear the roof ♪
♪ off the sucker ♪Copy !req
1294. ♪ Yeah ♪Copy !req
1295. ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪Copy !req
1296. ♪ Mm-mm ♪Copy !req
1297. ♪ You got ♪
♪ a real type of thing ♪Copy !req
1298. ♪ Goin' down, ♪
♪ gettin' down ♪Copy !req
1299. ♪ There's a whole ♪
♪ lotta rhythm goin' 'round ♪Copy !req
1300. ♪ You got ♪
♪ a real type of thing ♪Copy !req
1301. ♪ Goin' down, ♪
♪ gettin' down ♪Copy !req
1302. ♪ There's a whole ♪
♪ lotta rhythm goin' 'round ♪Copy !req
1303. ♪ We want to funk... ♪Copy !req
1304. All right, sisters.Copy !req
1305. We've had a mild setback,
but we've regrouped.Copy !req
1306. Let's mobilise.Copy !req
1307. Isn't this
George Clinton?Copy !req
1308. No, couldn't be.Copy !req
1309. It's got to be
a cover band,Copy !req
1310. he'd never
play the pit.Copy !req
1311. Does sound like
him...though.Copy !req
1312. Guys...Copy !req
1313. maybe we should
bag the protest.Copy !req
1314. What?
No! No!Copy !req
1315. B-b-but, Sam!Copy !req
1316. Their party
flier promotesCopy !req
1317. the objectification
of women.Copy !req
1318. Maybe...Copy !req
1319. but they've also got a really
kickin' party goin' on.Copy !req
1320. That's great, Sam.Copy !req
1321. Why don't we justCopy !req
1322. forget about
fighting the phallacracyCopy !req
1323. for a few hoursCopy !req
1324. and go have
a good time, right?Copy !req
1325. Exactly.Copy !req
1326. Excuse me.Copy !req
1327. Come back!
You can't go!Copy !req
1328. I can't
believe her!Copy !req
1329. ♪ ...Working up my appetite ♪Copy !req
1330. We're locked in!Copy !req
1331. ♪ Lookin' forward to ♪
♪ a little afternoon delight ♪Copy !req
1332. I'm a black man.Copy !req
1333. There's no justice
for me here in America.Copy !req
1334. I should be at the front
of the line.Copy !req
1335. Yeah, well, I'm gayCopy !req
1336. and subject to ridicule
and discriminationCopy !req
1337. wherever I go.Copy !req
1338. Women are oppressed
throughout the world.Copy !req
1339. Give it a rest.Copy !req
1340. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1341. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1342. Hey, Moles.
How are we doin'?Copy !req
1343. Got about a thou here,Copy !req
1344. plus I got Cecelia
on the other door.Copy !req
1345. What other door?Copy !req
1346. Hold it! One or two?Copy !req
1347. What?Copy !req
1348. One or two?Copy !req
1349. Two.Copy !req
1350. 4 bucks.Copy !req
1351. 4 bucks.Copy !req
1352. Light a match.Copy !req
1353. God, Gutter,
take the can, will you?Copy !req
1354. Take the can.
2 to stand, 4 to sit.Copy !req
1355. Hey-hey!Copy !req
1356. Not so fast, superguy.Copy !req
1357. ♪ Every time ♪
♪ I comb my hair ♪Copy !req
1358. ♪ Thoughts of you ♪
♪ get in my eyes ♪Copy !req
1359. ♪ You're always sayin' ♪
♪ that I don't care ♪Copy !req
1360. Have a good party.Copy !req
1361. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1362. Good party.Copy !req
1363. Have a good party!Copy !req
1364. Look at this unbridled
display of testosterone.Copy !req
1365. Makes me sick.Copy !req
1366. Do it, man! Go on!Copy !req
1367. Hey!Copy !req
1368. What's up, babes?Copy !req
1369. Pack up your rape culture
and take a hike!Copy !req
1370. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1371. You want a brewdog?Copy !req
1372. We're not interested
in your penis!Copy !req
1373. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
1374. I think he's
offering us a beer.Copy !req
1375. Um, yes...Copy !req
1376. we would like...Copy !req
1377. a beer.Copy !req
1378. OK.Copy !req
1379. Gimme a beer!
Gimme a beer!Copy !req
1380. Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1381. It's like...Copy !req
1382. if you're nice to them,
they bring you things?Copy !req
1383. Exactly.Copy !req
1384. ♪ How I wish ♪
♪ you'd understand ♪Copy !req
1385. Raji, Deege, get up.
Come on. We got company.Copy !req
1386. Hey, Droz.Copy !req
1387. ♪ How I wish ♪
♪ you were my date ♪Copy !req
1388. Hey!Copy !req
1389. You know what, Droz?Copy !req
1390. What's up, baby?Copy !req
1391. I'm 18!Copy !req
1392. Yeah! I'm up at a college
for the weekend!Copy !req
1393. Yeah?Copy !req
1394. I'm gettin' wastedCopy !req
1395. at one of the greatest
rages of all time!Copy !req
1396. My parents--they're
nowhere in sight.Copy !req
1397. Nowhere.Copy !req
1398. There--there are women
are all around me.Copy !req
1399. Right.Copy !req
1400. Why the hell
am I talkin' to you?Copy !req
1401. Ha! No idea, baby.Copy !req
1402. I don't know!Copy !req
1403. Do it big time!Copy !req
1404. Whoa!Copy !req
1405. Hey! You made it!Copy !req
1406. Yeah!Copy !req
1407. Decent party.Copy !req
1408. I can't believe
the naked guy showed.Copy !req
1409. Naked guy!Copy !req
1410. Excellent butt!Copy !req
1411. Now it's a party!Copy !req
1412. Gangway!Copy !req
1413. Hey!Copy !req
1414. Gutter!
Hey, Gut man!Copy !req
1415. Hey! Gutter!Copy !req
1416. What's up, Mersh?Copy !req
1417. Total nightmare
scenario, man.Copy !req
1418. We spotted you,
like, 20 minutesCopy !req
1419. in the ride lot.Copy !req
1420. No show, right?Copy !req
1421. Discouraged
at Civic and nix!Copy !req
1422. Clinton bails!Copy !req
1423. Mersh, you gotta
lay off the pipe, man!Copy !req
1424. Clinton is playing
right here!Copy !req
1425. ♪ Erotic city ♪
♪ come alive... ♪Copy !req
1426. Marvellous!Copy !req
1427. Whoo!Copy !req
1428. ♪ Sky rockets ♪
♪ in flight ♪Copy !req
1429. ♪ Afternoon delight... ♪Copy !req
1430. Aah!Copy !req
1431. Aah!Copy !req
1432. ♪ It's throbbin' ♪Copy !req
1433. ♪ Whee-whee-whoo-whee ♪Copy !req
1434. ♪ Whoo-whoo whoo-whoo ♪
♪ whoo-whoo ♪Copy !req
1435. ♪ It's throbbin' ♪Copy !req
1436. ♪ Hey hey hey-hey ♪Copy !req
1437. ♪ Friction ♪
♪ keeps me throbbing ♪Copy !req
1438. ♪ Every time ♪
♪ we do the stomp ♪Copy !req
1439. ♪ And I'll be starving ♪Copy !req
1440. ♪ For the next time ♪
♪ that we bump ♪Copy !req
1441. Tom!Copy !req
1442. Tom!Copy !req
1443. ♪ Work up a sweat ♪
♪ and wipe it off ♪Copy !req
1444. ♪ And stomp some more... ♪Copy !req
1445. Hi!Copy !req
1446. Hey! Whoa! Hey!
What's goin' on?Copy !req
1447. What?Copy !req
1448. Uh, hey, do you want
to go someplace?Copy !req
1449. Ow!Copy !req
1450. Don't!Copy !req
1451. Heh.Copy !req
1452. Move it,
you little pervert.Copy !req
1453. Eh...eh...ah!Copy !req
1454. Ooh...agh!Copy !req
1455. Ow!Copy !req
1456. Ooh!Copy !req
1457. Round up your
cohorts, McPherson.Copy !req
1458. You're getting
your house back.Copy !req
1459. Yes!Copy !req
1460. ♪ Stomp stomp stomp stomp ♪Copy !req
1461. ♪ Oooh! ♪Copy !req
1462. ♪ Who's that stompin' ♪
♪ up there? ♪Copy !req
1463. I have some big news.Copy !req
1464. 7,000...500...Copy !req
1465. 68 dollars!Copy !req
1466. The damage money
and 100 to spare!Copy !req
1467. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1468. Who wants to break
some more shit?Copy !req
1469. I do!Copy !req
1470. "A Bridge Too Far."Copy !req
1471. Caine and Hackman
in the same movie together!Copy !req
1472. This is my thesis, man!
This is my closing argument!Copy !req
1473. I can stop watchin' TV!Copy !req
1474. Yeah!Copy !req
1475. ♪ Stomp stomp ♪
♪ stomp stomp, yeah ♪Copy !req
1476. Yeah!Copy !req
1477. ♪ Go stomp ♪Copy !req
1478. ♪ Stomp ♪Copy !req
1479. ♪ Go stomp ♪Copy !req
1480. ♪ I said we're jumpin' ♪
♪ and a-rockin' and a-stompin' ♪Copy !req
1481. ♪ Till the break of dawn ♪Copy !req
1482. ♪ Jump up and shout ♪Copy !req
1483. ♪ 'Cause you got ♪
♪ funk in your feet ♪Copy !req
1484. ♪ Go stomp ♪Copy !req
1485. ♪ Don't you let ♪
♪ down on me ♪Copy !req
1486. ♪ Get stompin' ♪
♪ with your shoes ♪Copy !req
1487. ♪ Stomp ♪Copy !req
1488. ♪ Ooh, when I start ♪
♪ stompin' ♪Copy !req
1489. ♪ Girl, I believe ♪
♪ I'm good at this ♪Copy !req
1490. ♪ Go stomp ♪Copy !req
1491. ♪ All around the dance floor ♪Copy !req
1492. ♪ Stompin' at its best ♪Copy !req
1493. ♪ Stomp stomp ♪
♪ stomp stomp stomp ♪Copy !req
1494. ♪ Till you can't stop, ♪
♪ till you can't stop, ooh ♪Copy !req
1495. ♪ Go stomp ♪Copy !req
1496. ♪ Till you can't stop, ♪
♪ till you can't stop ♪Copy !req
1497. ♪ Stomp ♪Copy !req
1498. ♪ Till you can't stop, ♪
♪ till you can't stop, ooh ♪Copy !req
1499. ♪ Go stomp ♪Copy !req
1500. ♪ Stomp till you can't stop, ♪
♪ till you can't stop, ooh ♪Copy !req
1501. ♪ Stomp stomp stomp ♪
♪ stomp stomp ♪Copy !req
1502. Stop it right now!Copy !req
1503. Moonbeam, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
1504. All right, everyone.Copy !req
1505. You've let
these warped nihilistsCopy !req
1506. corrupt you long enough.Copy !req
1507. Back to your dorms.Copy !req
1508. Funk you very much, too.Copy !req
1509. Let's get the hell
out of here, y'all.Copy !req
1510. We don't need this.
Stomp no more.Copy !req
1511. Boo!
Party-pooper.Copy !req
1512. Thanks for tanking
the party.Copy !req
1513. That was real nice.Copy !req
1514. But I got
some bad news.Copy !req
1515. We actually raised
enough money,Copy !req
1516. so we're keeping
the house.Copy !req
1517. Recognise these, Mr. Andrews?Copy !req
1518. They're complaint forms.Copy !req
1519. And between
today's activitiesCopy !req
1520. and tonight's little
exercise in offensiveness,Copy !req
1521. I can assure youCopy !req
1522. there are more than enough
to kick you all off campus.Copy !req
1523. All right, boys.
Let's close it down.Copy !req
1524. I warned you your attitude
was disrupting this campus.Copy !req
1525. The students have spoken.Copy !req
1526. You're out of here.Copy !req
1527. Bye. Thanks
for the party...Copy !req
1528. oppressors.Copy !req
1529. I've got one question.Copy !req
1530. If we're movin' out,
who's movin' in?Copy !req
1531. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
1532. Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
1533. Aw, looks like you guys
went all out tonight,Copy !req
1534. raised $7,000. Wow!Copy !req
1535. What's the matter,
forehead,Copy !req
1536. trying to figure it out?Copy !req
1537. Well, let's see.Copy !req
1538. We give you
the damage bill,Copy !req
1539. you, of course,
predictably throwCopy !req
1540. a disgusting party,
all the freaky freakiesCopy !req
1541. come out of the woodwork
to protest,Copy !req
1542. and you're out of here.Copy !req
1543. Well, we still
trashed your beemer,Copy !req
1544. you screaming
preppy asshole.Copy !req
1545. Right!Copy !req
1546. That's not my car.Copy !req
1547. Warning. You are too close
to the vehicle.Copy !req
1548. Huh...Copy !req
1549. Now get off my lawn.Copy !req
1550. Move!Copy !req
1551. Wait a second.Copy !req
1552. You guys can't let
them just walk inCopy !req
1553. and take the pit.Copy !req
1554. We could go
Waco on 'em, man.Copy !req
1555. We could blow up
our own house.Copy !req
1556. Nah, ran out
of explosives.Copy !req
1557. What we need
is a plan.Copy !req
1558. OK. Garcia-Thompson's
the president.Copy !req
1559. She's the one that's
kicking you out, right?Copy !req
1560. Yeah.Copy !req
1561. What if she wasn't
the president anymore?Copy !req
1562. That sounds nice
in theory and all,Copy !req
1563. but how the hell are we supposed
to pull that one off?Copy !req
1564. I overheard some
old guys talking.Copy !req
1565. They want to
get rid of Thompson,Copy !req
1566. but legally they can't,Copy !req
1567. not unless she screws
something upCopy !req
1568. really, really big.Copy !req
1569. Whoo.Copy !req
1570. Whoo.Copy !req
1571. I'd like to welcome
everyoneCopy !req
1572. to Port Chester's 200th
Anniversary Celebration.Copy !req
1573. Before we get started,
please observeCopy !req
1574. that your program notes
have been printedCopy !req
1575. on recycled paper.Copy !req
1576. Birthdays are a way of
remembering one's history...Copy !req
1577. Perfect.Copy !req
1578. Those homeless
people at the pitCopy !req
1579. didn't even bother
to show.Copy !req
1580. They're probably
grubbin' quartersCopy !req
1581. at the bus station
by now.Copy !req
1582. Welcome PCU's most
recent change,Copy !req
1583. our new school mascot,Copy !req
1584. the Port Chester
Whooping Crane.Copy !req
1585. Hey, guys, it's
a beautiful day, isn't it?Copy !req
1586. Oh, God. Not now!Copy !req
1587. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
1588. Threatened by hunters
and developersCopy !req
1589. and those awful plastic
six-pack can holder things.Copy !req
1590. But here at Port Chester,Copy !req
1591. she will be closely watched
and tended to,Copy !req
1592. safe and enclosed
from a natural habitatCopy !req
1593. that is so fraught
with danger.Copy !req
1594. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1595. I hear they
taste like chicken.Copy !req
1596. What's he doing?Copy !req
1597. Let's all give it up
for Andrea Garcia-ThompsonCopy !req
1598. and her amazing and impromptu
rare bird show.Copy !req
1599. The bird show.
The amazing bird show.Copy !req
1600. The wonderful bird show.
The bird show.Copy !req
1601. I don't have a lot
of time to say this,Copy !req
1602. but I've got to get
something off my chest.Copy !req
1603. Last night, my house
threw a party,Copy !req
1604. and I thought that we all
finally got along.Copy !req
1605. We had a good time.Copy !req
1606. But we got so many protests,
we broke so many rules,Copy !req
1607. that we got
booted off campus.Copy !req
1608. You know, it used to be
the administration's jobCopy !req
1609. to make rules.Copy !req
1610. It used to be
us against them.Copy !req
1611. Now it's us against us.Copy !req
1612. I've been here for 7 years,
and I got to tell you guys,Copy !req
1613. what's going on here
is about America.Copy !req
1614. Shut up.Copy !req
1615. It's about democracy.Copy !req
1616. It's about
the Bill of RightsCopy !req
1617. and basic cable,
call-waiting,Copy !req
1618. and free trips
to the salad bar.Copy !req
1619. It's about everything that
makes this country great.Copy !req
1620. Our country!Copy !req
1621. We can do something
about this.Copy !req
1622. We can finally say...Copy !req
1623. that when some people
are having a good time,Copy !req
1624. and drinking some beers
and throwing some meat,Copy !req
1625. that we're not going
to protest.Copy !req
1626. In fact, I promised myself
I wouldn't do this.Copy !req
1627. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1628. If we could just say that,
if only to each other,Copy !req
1629. just this one time,Copy !req
1630. that we're not
gonna protest...Copy !req
1631. That we're not
gonna protest?Copy !req
1632. We're not
gonna protest!Copy !req
1633. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1634. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1635. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1636. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1637. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1638. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1639. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1640. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1641. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1642. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1643. This is not good.Copy !req
1644. This is really
not good.Copy !req
1645. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1646. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1647. Chant sheets!
Get your chant sheets.Copy !req
1648. Right here.Copy !req
1649. We got placards here.
Placards here.Copy !req
1650. OK. We got placards here.Copy !req
1651. Placards for everybody.Copy !req
1652. We brought our own.Copy !req
1653. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1654. Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats.Copy !req
1655. Everyone, please,
take your seats.Copy !req
1656. Be quiet!Copy !req
1657. I'm asking you to be quiet,
everyone.Copy !req
1658. Be quiet!Copy !req
1659. B.D., get us out of here
before they touch me.Copy !req
1660. Please take your seats.Copy !req
1661. Be quiet!Copy !req
1662. Thompson, your inability
to control the studentsCopy !req
1663. has convinced us
that you areCopy !req
1664. an ineffective
president.Copy !req
1665. What? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
1666. You're fired,
Thompson!Copy !req
1667. Dismissed,
booted, sacked,Copy !req
1668. history,
shit-canned,Copy !req
1669. out of here.Copy !req
1670. What are you doing?Copy !req
1671. B.D., go beat up
the pre-frosh.Copy !req
1672. The little kid?Copy !req
1673. He's a pit spy, you Neanderthal.
Go kick his ass.Copy !req
1674. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
1675. I feel much better now.Copy !req
1676. Oh, OK. Thank you.Copy !req
1677. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1678. Gutter is a tool!Copy !req
1679. Gutter is a tool!Copy !req
1680. We're not gonna protest!Copy !req
1681. Here's to Balls and Shaft!Copy !req
1682. I scheme and plan
for months,Copy !req
1683. and it all gets
screwed upCopy !req
1684. because you can't
control the students!Copy !req
1685. Never send a woman
to do a man's job!Copy !req
1686. You cocky, pointy-nosed
little Reaganite.Copy !req
1687. If you hadn't
provoked them,Copy !req
1688. we wouldn't be
in this mess.Copy !req
1689. Excuse me?
Reality check here.Copy !req
1690. Earth to tall bitch.Copy !req
1691. What is your fault?
This is.Copy !req
1692. Hey, poor boy,
go and have your partiesCopy !req
1693. with all your
new friends.Copy !req
1694. I can see it now,
Andrews,Copy !req
1695. you and all the knee-jerk,
bleeding-heart liberals,Copy !req
1696. sipping tea
and playing patty cakeCopy !req
1697. and those useless
hippie potheads,Copy !req
1698. those commie-pinko leftists,Copy !req
1699. the bunny huggers,
the pillow biters--Copy !req
1700. Which ones are
the pillow biters?Copy !req
1701. The butt-pirates.Copy !req
1702. And those beastly
man-haters.Copy !req
1703. Tell those chicks
to shave their pitsCopy !req
1704. and call me.Copy !req
1705. The Goddamn whiny
cry-baby minorities,Copy !req
1706. you can
keep 'em all.Copy !req
1707. Rand McPherson, everybody.Copy !req
1708. Just remember the 9:30 showCopy !req
1709. is completely different
from the 7:30 show.Copy !req
1710. Enjoy the veal.Copy !req
1711. Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
1712. And in light of your valiant
actions to save this house,Copy !req
1713. we all think it's time
to take partCopy !req
1714. in the one tradition
left overCopy !req
1715. from the dark days
of Balls and Shaft.Copy !req
1716. Tom Lawrence,
prepare yourself...Copy !req
1717. for initiation.Copy !req
1718. Just try to relax.Copy !req
1719. Uh, Droz...Copy !req
1720. Yeah.Copy !req
1721. There's my bus.Copy !req
1722. Oh, man.Copy !req
1723. Damn!Copy !req
1724. We're just gonna have
to get you next year.Copy !req
1725. Don't let him
scare you.Copy !req
1726. It's only hurts
for a minute.Copy !req
1727. Hey, Gut man,
watch the stylingsCopy !req
1728. on the youngster.Copy !req
1729. Nice.Copy !req
1730. I'll see ya.Copy !req
1731. Aw.
Oh.Copy !req
1732. In the fall.Copy !req
1733. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1734. All right,
little half-chunk.Copy !req
1735. Bye, Tom.Copy !req
1736. Hey, Cecilia.
Wait up.Copy !req
1737. Am I interrupting
anything?Copy !req
1738. Oh, no. We were
just rehearsing.Copy !req
1739. The Nutcracker.Copy !req
1740. Really?Copy !req
1741. Yeah, on ice.Copy !req
1742. Should be
pretty decentCopy !req
1743. once we get Gutter
up on skates.Copy !req
1744. God, I think I'd actually
pay to see that.Copy !req
1745. You would?Copy !req
1746. Let's get out of here.
You and I.Copy !req
1747. Seriously.
Just hit the road.Copy !req
1748. Actually, I was thinkingCopy !req
1749. more along the lines
of a cup of coffee.Copy !req
1750. A cup of coffee?Copy !req
1751. Yeah.Copy !req
1752. Let's do that.Copy !req
1753. Hey, let's drive down.Copy !req
1754. Indeed, driving
for coffee.Copy !req
1755. We don't have a car.Copy !req
1756. I do.
For the weekend, anyway.Copy !req
1757. My aunt lent me
her red BMW convertible.Copy !req
1758. Really?Copy !req
1759. ♪ I've been on tenterhooks ♪Copy !req
1760. ♪ Ending in dirty looks ♪Copy !req
1761. ♪ Listenin' to the Muzak ♪Copy !req
1762. ♪ Thinkin' 'bout this ♪
♪ and that ♪Copy !req
1763. ♪ She said, that's that ♪Copy !req
1764. ♪ I don't wanna chitter-chat ♪Copy !req
1765. Aah!Copy !req
1766. ♪ Turn it down flat ♪Copy !req
1767. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1768. ♪ When you don't really ♪
♪ need it ♪Copy !req
1769. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1770. ♪ Until you can feel it ♪Copy !req
1771. ♪ Down in the pleasure centre ♪Copy !req
1772. ♪ Hell-bent or heaven-sent ♪Copy !req
1773. ♪ Listen to the propaganda ♪Copy !req
1774. ♪ Listen to ♪
♪ the latest slander ♪Copy !req
1775. ♪ There's nothing underhand ♪Copy !req
1776. ♪ That she wouldn't understand ♪Copy !req
1777. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1778. ♪ Until you can feel it ♪Copy !req
1779. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1780. ♪ When you don't ♪
♪ really need it ♪Copy !req
1781. ♪ Hey ♪Copy !req
1782. ♪ She's been a bad girl ♪Copy !req
1783. ♪ She's like a chemical ♪Copy !req
1784. ♪ Though you try and stop it ♪Copy !req
1785. ♪ She's like a narcotic ♪Copy !req
1786. ♪ You wanna torture her ♪Copy !req
1787. ♪ You wanna talk to her ♪Copy !req
1788. ♪ All the things ♪
♪ you bought for her ♪Copy !req
1789. ♪ Putting up ♪
♪ your temperature ♪Copy !req
1790. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1791. ♪ Until you can feel it ♪Copy !req
1792. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1793. ♪ When you don't ♪
♪ really need it ♪Copy !req
1794. ♪ Out in ♪
♪ the fashion show ♪Copy !req
1795. ♪ Down in the bargain bin ♪Copy !req
1796. ♪ You put your passion out ♪Copy !req
1797. ♪ Under the pressure pin ♪Copy !req
1798. ♪ Fall into submission ♪Copy !req
1799. ♪ Hit-and-run transmission ♪Copy !req
1800. ♪ No use wishin' now ♪
♪ for any other ♪Copy !req
1801. ♪ Sin ♪Copy !req
1802. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1803. ♪ Until you can feel it ♪Copy !req
1804. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1805. ♪ When you don't ♪
♪ really need it ♪Copy !req
1806. ♪ Don't really need it ♪Copy !req
1807. ♪ Don't really need it ♪Copy !req
1808. ♪ Don't really need it ♪Copy !req
1809. ♪ Don't really need it ♪Copy !req
1810. ♪ Pump it up ♪Copy !req
1811. ♪ Don't really need it ♪Copy !req
1812. ♪ Every time we do ♪
♪ the stomp ♪Copy !req
1813. ♪ I'll be starving for ♪
♪ the next time that we funk ♪Copy !req
1814. ♪ I'm soaking wet as I recall us ♪
♪ on the dance floor ♪Copy !req
1815. ♪ Work up a sweat ♪
♪ and wipe it off ♪Copy !req
1816. ♪ Then stomp some more ♪Copy !req
1817. ♪ Ah, ooh ooh ooh ♪Copy !req
1818. ♪ Ah, ooh ooh ooh ♪Copy !req
1819. ♪ Oh, yeah ♪Copy !req
1820. ♪ Ah, ooh ♪Copy !req
1821. ♪ Yeah ♪Copy !req
1822. ♪ Stomp stomp stomp stomp ♪Copy !req
1823. ♪ People that don't get ♪
♪ a chance to dance ♪Copy !req
1824. ♪ Stomp ♪
♪ and keep on stompin' ♪Copy !req
1825. ♪ 'Cause there be ♪
♪ no second chance ♪Copy !req
1826. ♪ Stomp with me, ♪
♪ start stompin' ♪Copy !req
1827. ♪ Please don't stop ♪Copy !req
1828. ♪ We won't break ♪
♪ till daybreak ♪Copy !req
1829. ♪ Baby, this time, ♪
♪ it won't go again ♪Copy !req
1830. ♪ Shake what you got ♪Copy !req
1831. ♪ In your pants ♪Copy !req
1832. ♪ And only when ♪
♪ you're stompin' like this ♪Copy !req
1833. ♪ Stomp now ♪Copy !req
1834. ♪ Stomp stomp stomp stomp ♪Copy !req
1835. ♪ I'm stomping, ♪
♪ you're thumpin' ♪Copy !req
1836. ♪ I'm steppin', ♪
♪ you're struttin' ♪Copy !req
1837. ♪ I'm sweatin' my sweat ♪
♪ Till you're wet ♪Copy !req
1838. ♪ I'm stompin', ♪
♪ you're struttin' ♪Copy !req
1839. ♪ Workin' my sweat ♪
♪ till you're wet ♪Copy !req
1840. ♪ Workin' my sweat ♪Copy !req
1841. ♪ I'm stompin', ♪
♪ you're struttin' ♪Copy !req
1842. ♪ Workin' my sweat ♪
♪ till you're wet ♪Copy !req
1843. ♪ Workin' my sweat ♪Copy !req