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sword swallowers,
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in a dark wood,
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Hunter Adams.
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my man?
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in three weeks. He won't
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down! They'll get me! No!
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in the Korean War,
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I could fly to the moon,
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at least I could use my
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Insane! Four!
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innovative minds of our time.
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even count the windows.
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syndrome. Howard Hughes-type
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the creative potential
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in here so that Rudy can
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Hunter, making fun of
a man's infirmity?
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He's alive.
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Maybe he wants to participate,
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why we're cramped.
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than we give him credit for.
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Which way is heaven?
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is Wilt Chamberlain than you?
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Where's the ceiling?
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Hitler say hello?
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an elephant for a hernia?
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a staring contest? Beany!
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a one-armed referee
say "field goal"?
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Ciao, Beany! Arigato, Beany!
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I thought.
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collateral ligaments,
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of another, I don't see where
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What's the answer?
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answer, is that it?
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Look at me.
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chooses not to see
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and laziness.
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anew each day.
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you're well on the way.
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here besides a crazy,
bitter old man,
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come in the first place.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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because of one squirrel?
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he'll get the others.
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amiable creatures on the
planet.
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predators, they're right
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chicks and slugs.
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possibly want? Your nuts?
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on the rail.
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Back of the door!
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Bathroom! Bathroom!
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Get it off me!
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They're coming from the bathroom!
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a fort! We can build a fort!
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Down! Get down!
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I connected to another
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I want to learn about people,
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have some issues to work out.
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because I admitted myself.
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Mmm-hmm?
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"against medical advice."
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a little old to be starting medical school?
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when he joined the Yankees.
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You're right.
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and if you ever find one, let me know.
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Scientific Achievement Award.
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that got me two gold stars.
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"Doctor, cut me open."
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a North American greeting,
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a verbal label to another
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you the most, take your pick.
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Please pass the word.
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I'm here to study.
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with that kind of raw efficiency.
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Truman Schiff.
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What a lovely, lovely world it should be
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the dean was saying today?
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out of you medical scum.
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Hamburger?
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That's where it's going anyway.
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at their most vulnerable.
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but he also offers counsel and hope.
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by the development of the human mind.
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along the way we're drawn to conform.
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by programmed responses.
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Come, my friend.
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Hi.
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for three hours. He told me amazing things.
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other than you're out of your mind?
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and a scientist?
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because we want to help people.
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as well as the disease.
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wade into the sea of humanity, Truman.
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have lips?
You'll find out upstairs!
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they found a whole new use for sheep.
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Wool!
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Come here!
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Thank you.
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bull shippers,
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a bad rap for years.
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the best damn packers there are!
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Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow!
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Eat cow! Eat cow! Eat cow!
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and a third-year medical student?
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please dial line 1242.
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and diabetic neuropathy.
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Continuing the experiment. Come on.
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after we get kicked out of medical school.
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He doesn't have to talk to me like that.
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the back nine, hmm?
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Well, not here, but...
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just to catch the excess.
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447. Joletta!
Ouch.
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448. Well, hell, why not?
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449. It's the only time in my life
I'm gonna outrank him.
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450. Might as well enjoy it.
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451. Who's in that room?
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452. Don't even think about it.
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453. He'll bite your head off.
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454. Mr. Davis. Pancreatic cancer.
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455. How long does he have?
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456. Longer than you, if you go in that room.
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457. So be sure you steer clear.
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458. Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
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459. Hey! What year are you?
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460. Hi.
Hey.
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461. Dr. Landaker
to Administration.
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462. Dr. Landaker to Administration, please.
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463. Hi.
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464. What's your name?
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465. Cameron.
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466. Hi, Cameron. I'm Patch.
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467. I have a cold.
Just a bit of a cold.
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468. Is my nose red? Oh, it is. It's red.
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469. What's that? You don't know?
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470. I don't either. Let's find out.
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471. Taxi!
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472. Try on you. Give it a try.
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473. it's working very well.
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474. Let's see what else we have.
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475. Look at some of this stuff.
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476. Bee kisses.
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477. Hi.
Hi.
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478. You mind if I sit down?
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479. Well, then, hello, hello.
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480. Oh, look at...
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481. Come on, buddy!
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482. What is going on here?
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483. Sit down.
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484. Get in your beds right now.
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485. Sit down! Sit down!
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486. Lie down in your beds right now!
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487. I've checked up on you, Hunter.
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488. Patch.
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489. Hunter, Dr. Prack was a colleague
of mine at Bringham.
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490. He tells me you have a brilliant mind,
and like many brilliant people,
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491. you don't necessarily think
the rules apply to you.
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492. Not all the rules, sir, but the Golden Rule,
I think that applies to everyone.
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493. Don't you, sir?
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494. I've also heard you have a real passion
to be a doctor, Hunter.
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495. Patch.
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496. Truth of it is, Hunter,
passion doesn't make doctors.
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497. I make doctors.
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498. Understood?
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499. Understood.
Good.
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500. Medical students, as a rule, have no contact
with patients until the third year.
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501. Is that clear?
It is, sir, but don't you think...
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502. Our way of doing things
is a product of centuries of experience.
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503. It's all there for a reason.
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504. It's my hospital.
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505. I know everything that goes on inside of it.
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506. Everything.
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507. Deviation of the tongue.
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508. A problem with the cranial nerve.
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509. Which side?
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510. Right side, tenth nerve.
Twelfth nerve.
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511. Do you know how many billions of dollars
are wasted on malpractice insurance?
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512. That's money that goes to lawyers
that could go to patients.
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513. Hi, guys. Sorry I'm late.
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514. Does everybody know Carin Fisher,
Adelane's roommate?
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515. I invited her to join our study group.
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516. So, Carin, why do you want to be a doctor?
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517. Is it just me, or do we have a lot
of work to do?
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518. It's just a question. I think it's the question.
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519. Actually, I don't find the question
here in the outline.
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520. What page are you on?
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521. 1432. Deviation of a tongue.
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522. We'd learn more if we were working
closely with patients.
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523. That's why we're studying,
to learn enough to help the patients.
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524. Adelane, don't waste your breath.
Don't you...
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525. Don't you think I see through you?
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526. You act like you're above the system
when you're really just a nonconformist.
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527. You have to get under the fingernails
of any authority figure
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528. that crosses your path
as a way of dealing with some insecurity.
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529. Antisocial personality, I believe.
Intriguing diagnosis.
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530. Truman, this isn't funny.
Smart people flunk out of here all the time.
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531. Yeah, odds are one of the five of us
sitting here, actually.
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532. I have another question.
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533. In a perfect system,
why are patients referred to by their disease,
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534. as in "that interesting cancer patient,"
and not by their name?
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535. It certainly isn't to be mean.
It's to prevent transference.
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536. And why is that bad?
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537. And the one flunking out is?
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538. Can we get back to the tongue?
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539. What if a doctor becomes emotionally
involved with a patient?
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540. Does a doctor explode? No.
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541. Who came up with these rules?
It's against the Hippocratic oath, I think.
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542. I don't really have time for this. Sorry.
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543. Bye.
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544. Bye. Sorry.
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545. Charming.
Bye.
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546. Truman?
Yeah.
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547. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you
from studying.
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548. Go away!
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549. I believe there's more to being a doctor than
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550. memorizing facts about
the ventricular artery.
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551. I don't care what you think.
I care about my biology test.
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552. Maybe I could help you. I read the bio book.
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553. The whole book?
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554. Oh, yeah. Now I'm on to Whitman.
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555. You can get Leaves of Grass at the bookstore
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556. if you have a 20% student I. D. card.
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557. I don't want Walt Whitman.
He wouldn't want you either.
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558. He was a homosexual.
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559. But that's not relevant. What's relevant
is that he was a medical man.
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560. He was a nurse in the Civil War
and wrote great poetry.
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561. "Afoot and lighthearted,
I take to the open road..."
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562. Look, I'm not sure if you've noticed this,
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563. but in a class of 163 students
there are eight women. Eight.
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564. I've had to work really hard to get here, and
I'm gonna have to work even harder to stay,
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565. and I'm not about to blow it
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566. by wasting my time on your flighty theories
of goodness.
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567. I'm here to learn about medicine. Period.
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568. Excuse me.
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569. I think somebody is running away
from something.
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570. Why can't it just be that
I'm running away from you?
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571. One, two, three
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572. Good lovin'
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573. I was feelin' so bad
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574. Hi.
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575. I asked my family doctor just what I had
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576. Very nice. Very nice.
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577. I said, Doctor
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578. Doctor Mr. M.D.
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579. Doctor Now can you tell me
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580. Do I look thin to you?
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581. What's ailin' me
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582. 'Cause I'm tryin' to lose a little weight.
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583. Is this too much? Have I gone too far?
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584. I got a boner.
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585. I am a boner.
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586. ls good lovin'
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587. Now give me that good, good lovin'
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588. Good lovin'
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589. All I need is, babe
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590. Good lovin'
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591. Donner, party of 50!
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592. Donner! Donner party! Over here!
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593. I don't know what's wrong here.
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594. I'm trying to light the dials here, but, uh,
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595. bottom line is, your TV's broken here.
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596. My name is Officer Patty O'Furniture.
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597. I'm here today to talk to you briefly
about narcolepsy.
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598. Narcolepsy...
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599. Clown salute!
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600. Very good! Wide face!
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601. Good lovin'
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602. Fart face!
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603. The hospital will cover all of your bills.
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604. Any other questions?
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605. My name is Doctor Phil.
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606. I'll be your surgeon. Oh, there you are.
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607. Hey! Let's get ready to party!
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608. Grazie! Hey! Grazie!
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609. Grazie! Now take a bow!
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610. Good lovin'
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611. I need good lovin' Good lovin'
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612. What I want is lovin'
Good lovin'
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613. Don't believe everything you read.
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614. Looks like you didn't need
that study group after all.
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615. Well, it's no 98, but I'm still here.
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616. Yeah.
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617. Excuse me.
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618. Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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619. Excuse me.
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620. You know, this completely
disrupts my point of view.
Mmm-hmm.
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621. It was so much more convenient
thinking of you as an idiot.
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622. Don't count me out yet.
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623. It's frustrating.
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624. I study all night, and I'm barely hanging on
by my fingernails.
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625. Oh, forget about that. I want to show you
something that's extraordinary.
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626. An enema bulb?
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627. It used to be.
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628. This amazing piece of rubber
when applied to your face
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629. can brighten another person's day.
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630. Even a suffering patient.
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631. I'm sure it's really great for kids, but...
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632. No, not just kids. Anybody.
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633. Patients are opening up to me, Carin.
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634. They're sharing their dreams, their fantasies,
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635. and if you hit on the right topic,
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636. they brighten up for one brief moment.
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637. They don't concentrate on the pain.
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638. They don't even feel the pain.
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639. Try it on.
No, thank you.
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640. I want you to try it on and help me.
Just try it on.
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641. If you don't laugh, you'll never see it again.
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642. But if you do, you have to help me.
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643. Just try it on.
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644. Ta-da.
Hmm.
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645. You didn't say anything about a mirror.
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646. Who do you think you look like?
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647. Karl Malden?
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648. You cheated.
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649. You can take the nose off now.
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650. So, what's the favor?
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651. Psst.
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652. Ready?
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653. Dumbo incoming!
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654. Bag 'im, bwana!
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655. Killer poodle! You got lucky!
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656. Piranha fish! Yeah! Very good!
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657. Man down!
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658. What was that?
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659. It's nothing.
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660. Should I go check?
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661. I said, it's nothing.
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662. One last one!
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663. Well, congratulations, Jackie.
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664. You've done it all. You've nailed
every balloon from here to Timbuktu.
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665. That was incredible, Patch.
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666. Almost as good as the real thing.
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667. One last safari.
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668. That's all I wanted.
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669. Thank you, Truman. Both of you.
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670. That was wonderful.
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671. Yes, it's been a long time for me.
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672. What about you, dear? What's your fantasy?
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673. Oh.
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674. When I was a little girl,
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675. whenever my mother would cook spaghetti,
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676. she would let me reach into the pot
and squeeze the noodles.
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677. Oh!
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678. I've always wanted to be in a swimming pool
full of noodles,
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679. wall-to-wall and top-to-bottom.
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680. An entire pool full of noodles.
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681. Oh.
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682. How about a poodle?
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683. And the award for valor goes
to Truman Schiff and his red welt.
Thank you, Truman.
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684. Located just above my nasal bone,
adjacent to my...
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685. Glabella!
Glabella!
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686. Good night, Truman.
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687. Right.
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688. Fun's fun, kids, but my welt
and I have a study date
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689. with the autonomic nerves of the thorax.
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690. Good luck. Watch out for the circle of Willis.
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691. Good luck to you.
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692. And our next award,
in the tradition of the great poodle handlers,
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693. where no actual transference took place...
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694. All right. What you did in there,
it was very nice, I admit.
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695. Whoa. Is that a little
ice that just chipped off?
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696. You're never serious, are you?
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697. No. I tried that for years.
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698. Never really worked for me.
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699. Yeah.
Yeah.
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700. Oh.
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701. Well, I'd better go hit the thorax as well, so...
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702. I have a crush on you.
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703. I can't believe I just blurted that out.
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704. Look, thank you for taking me along tonight.
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705. I actually had fun.
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706. Good night.
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707. Wait a minute.
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708. When I said I had a crush on you,
you didn't say,
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709. "No way, loser.
I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper."
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710. That means something.
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711. Maybe I was just being polite
and I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
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712. But you're not polite. You're rude.
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713. Sometimes you're downright bitchy.
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714. Good night.
Good night.
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715. Dr. Hyer,
please dial the pharmacy.
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716. Blue skies
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717. Shining on me
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718. Nothin' but blue skies
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719. Do I see
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720. Bluebirds
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721. Singin' a song
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722. Are you a doctor?
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723. No. I'm a medical student.
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724. But if there's anything
I can do to help you...
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725. You wanna help me?
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726. Oh, yeah. What can I do?
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727. Listen, you little do-gooder prick.
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728. If you wanna make yourself feel good,
don't make me pay for it.
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729. Now get out of here,
'cause you don't help shit!
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730. Dr. Maslow, line 242, please.
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731. Dr. Maslow, line 242.
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732. Ride 'em, cowboy!
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733. Yeah!
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734. Oh! Oh! I surrender!
I'll tell you what you want to know!
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735. Do you wanna tell me what it is
you think you're doing?
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736. Oh.
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737. Just getting a few laughs, sir.
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738. The American Journal of Medicine
has found that laughter
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739. increases secretion
of catecholamines and endorphins,
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740. which in turn increases oxygenation
of the blood, relaxes the arteries,
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741. speeds up the heart,
decreases blood pressure,
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742. which has a positive effect on all
cardiovascular and respiratory ailments
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743. as well as overall increasing
the immune system response.
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744. Smart clown, eh?
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745. Mr. Adams.
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746. When I told you I knew Dr. Prack,
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747. did I mislead you in some way
to think I'm a pushover, like he is?
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748. Kindly remove that coat.
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749. I told you, you are not to see the patients
till the third year.
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750. I'm just visiting friends, sir.
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751. Why are you here?
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752. If you want to be a clown, go join the circus.
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753. Patients don't need to be entertained.
They don't need a friend.
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754. They need a doctor.
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755. I don't want to see you
in this hospital again.
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756. What if I visit the patients on my own time?
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757. Yes, about your own time.
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758. It's been brought to our attention
that perhaps we should be suspicious
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759. of the level of your grades.
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760. What are you saying? I'm cheating?
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761. Your scores are among the top
in your class, yet you never seem to study.
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762. That's ridiculous.
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763. Your classmates don't seem to think so.
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764. Really. Who?
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765. I'm warning you. Stay out of this hospital.
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766. You told Walcott I cheated.
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767. I know you did it. Just tell me why.
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768. Look, cut the crap, Hunter.
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769. I live with you.
I know how much you study, or don't study.
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770. And you do better than me? Give me a break.
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771. You arrogant, pompous prick!
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772. Who appointed you custodian
of the medical profession?
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773. Is it because your father and his father
was a doctor, some sort of genetic thing?
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774. You're damn right.
Really?
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775. I grew up with it.
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776. I know what it takes to look in the eyes
of dying people day after day
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777. and come home for dinner at night.
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778. I know what it takes. You don't have it.
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779. Oh, really. And you do?
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780. If you don't like me, just say it.
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781. I don't like you!
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782. Why don't you like me?
You're a prick, and I like you.
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783. Because you make my effort a joke!
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784. I want to be a doctor!
This isn't a game to me!
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785. This isn't playtime!
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786. This is serious business!
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787. I have it in me to be a great doctor,
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788. but in order to do that I have to sacrifice
if I want to be better.
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789. "Better." Better than me, hmm?
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790. I will save lives that could have otherwise
not been saved.
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791. Now, I could be like you and go around
laughing and have a good time,
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792. but I prefer to learn,
because the more I learn,
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793. the more likely I will have the right answer
at the crucial moment and save a life.
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794. And you say I'm a prick?
You say I'm a prick?
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795. You know, maybe I am,
but you ask the average person,
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796. when death comes knocking at their door,
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797. whether they want a prick on their side
or some kindergarten teacher
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798. who's gonna kiss their ass!
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799. Because when that day comes
I want the prick,
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800. and so will you.
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801. You know, I forget
how young you are, Mitch,
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802. that you think you have to be a prick
to get things done
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803. and that you actually think
that that's a new idea.
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804. You know what I oughta do?
Take it to the state medical board.
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805. There's gotta be some constitutional right
for visiting the sick.
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806. Why don't you say anything?
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807. Sorry, Patch.
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808. I think Walcott has a point.
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809. It's a hospital.
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810. People are suffering and dying.
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811. We're all dying, Truman.
Our job is to increase health.
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812. You know what that means?
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813. That means improving the quality of life,
not just delaying death.
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814. Either way, I...
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815. For your own sake, I think
you should just lay low for a while.
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816. Maybe you're right.
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817. Preview of coming attractions.
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818. Nurse.
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819. "Death. To die. To expire.
To pass on. To perish.
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820. "To peg out. To push up daisies.
To push up posies.
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821. "To become extinct.
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822. "Curtains, deceased,
demised, departed and defunct.
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823. "Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring.
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824. "Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits.
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825. "The last breath. Paying a debt to nature.
The big sleep."
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826. God's way of saying, "Slow down."
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827. To check out.
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828. To shuffle off this mortal coil.
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829. To head for the happy hunting ground.
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830. To blink for an exceptionally long
period of time.
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831. To find oneself without breath.
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832. To be the incredible decaying man.
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833. Worm buffet.
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834. Kick the bucket.
Buy the farm.
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835. Take the cab.
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836. Cash in your chips.
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837. And if we bury you ass up,
we have a place to park my bike.
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838. Coming out of chute number nine,
riding that morphine pony!
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839. Come on now.
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840. Hey, yeah
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841. Let's check out the maternity ward.
You know those chicks put out.
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842. Here we see that the vitreous body
is composed of a transparent jelly
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843. with a mesh of collagen fibers.
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844. Lights, please.
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845. Before we adjourn Dean Walcott
has a brief announcement.
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846. He's gonna have
the sex change!
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847. Next Monday the hospital is hosting
a medical seminar-slash-retreat
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848. for the Fellowship of the American College
of Gynecologists.
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849. I'll get the strippers.
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850. It is important that they be received in a
manner suitable to their status and position.
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851. I have traditionally selected
an outstanding student
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852. to head the welcoming committee.
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853. The time demands are great,
and I wouldn't want to jeopardize
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854. the academic performance
of a weaker student.
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855. This year I have chosen
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856. Hunter Adams.
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857. Oh. Well, thank you.
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858. Hunter, there's a detailed list
of instructions in my office.
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859. Oh, and the auditorium
could use a good cleaning.
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860. Did you hear him? "In a style according
to their stature and position."
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861. "I am a great doctor! Worship me!
Spread before me!
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862. "Who dares stand?"
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863. You know what I'm thinking? Maybe
we should decorate with a western motif.
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864. How about that? Ah.
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865. Something with stirrups
and a big banner that says,
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866. "Howdy, gyneroos! Dilated to meet ya!"
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867. How about that?
How about
just doing it straight?
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868. What do you mean?
As in, straight to graduation.
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869. Oh. If anybody has a problem with this,
please just walk away right now.
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870. Oh. All right.
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871. Wow! Yes!
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872. Okay.
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873. They're right on time.
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874. Good morning, Doctor.
Welcome to campus. Good to see you.
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875. How you doing, Doctor?
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876. Gentlemen, I believe
that you'll find the facilities here
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877. are just perfect for your purposes today.
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878. We have everything set up in the auditorium.
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879. If you'd just follow me...
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880. Welcome, cold-handed ones.
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881. It's an honor to greet-slash-welcome
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882. so many who have touched so many women
in such a powerful way.
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883. Come on in.
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884. Watch out. It's a little slippery.
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885. And if you think it's hot out there, whoa!
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886. Come on!
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887. Get him in my office now.
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888. All right, gentlemen, if...
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889. if you'd just follow me.
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890. You wanted to see me, sir?
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891. You are dismissed.
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892. Sir.
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893. From this school.
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894. Kindly remove your things
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895. and vacate the school premises
as soon as possible.
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896. What for?
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897. For asking a group of doctors
to have a sense of humor about themselves?
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898. Oh, I have a sense of humor, Hunter.
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899. I find it hilarious that, as smart as you are,
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900. you could give me an airtight reason
to throw you the hell out of here!
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901. Why am I such a threat to you, sir?
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902. Because what you want
is for us to get down there
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903. on the same level as our patients,
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904. to destroy objectivity,
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905. all to uphold some idealistic buddy system
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906. that will allow you to work through
your own feelings of inadequacy.
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907. What you have done here today
is inexcusable.
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908. You have made a complete mockery
out of our distinguished guests.
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909. If you think that I will further tolerate your
blatant disregard of the bylaws of this...
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910. What are you smiling at?
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911. Is this all a big joke to you?
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912. Get out of here!
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913. Blatant disregard for school
code and procedure.
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914. Defying direct orders from a dean.
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915. And I am aware of your creative efforts
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916. to make sure our visiting gynecologists
feel right at home.
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917. Now, what is it you'd like me to do for you?
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918. I want to graduate, sir.
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919. Dean Walcott thinks otherwise,
but my grades are way above par.
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920. I want to finish school
so I can become a doctor.
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921. Well, I'm gonna give this
to you real straight.
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922. I have a hospital and a medical school
to run here.
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923. I have to trust the people in my employ,
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924. otherwise their quality of life will turn to shit.
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925. Their life turns to shit, my life turns to shit.
Do you follow?
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926. Yes.
Good.
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927. Now, Dean Walcott is a pain in the ass,
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928. but I depend on him to keep me up to speed
on what's going on around here,
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929. and I would never take the word
of any student over his.
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930. However,
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931. I also have a source that informs me
that your antics
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932. have improved the quality of life
for the patients.
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933. They don't complain as much,
they take less medication,
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934. and what's-his-name over in 305
has not thrown his bedpan at a nurse
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935. in over a week.
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936. It's Bill.
Yeah, whatever.
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937. So, from now on you will not enter
that hospital
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938. unless under the supervision
of the attendant, as part of the curriculum,
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939. and you will steer clear of Dean Walcott.
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940. Yes, sir. So I'm still in school?
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941. I wouldn't send my laundry out,
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942. but you just don't screw up, huh?
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943. Come in. Please come in.
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944. The rain is falling
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945. Hello?
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946. Through the mist of sorrow
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947. Hello. Patch?
Welcome.
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948. What are you doing?
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949. I thought we were studying.
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950. We're studying cellular biology.
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951. Where are you?
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952. Somewhere.
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953. Let it rain
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954. Surprise!
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955. Happy birthday!
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956. Happy birthday!
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957. I don't believe this. Where is he?
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958. I just saw him around here somewhere.
Where is he, Truman?
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959. You gotta find him.
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960. Let it rain, rain, rain
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961. Patch?
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962. "I do not love you as if you
were a salt rose or topaz
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963. "or the air o'er carnations
that fire shoots off.
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964. "I love you as certain dark
things are to be loved,
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965. "in secret 'tween the shadow and the soul."
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966. We'll finish it later.
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967. What the hell is this? Hunter.
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968. Hunter, please answer me!
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969. Stop laughing! Truman, I see you!
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970. If I give my love to you
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971. Who the hell are you? You aren't...
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972. You sure would give it back
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973. Oh! Oh, damn it!
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974. I hurt my ankle!
Somebody get somebody please!
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975. Let it rain, let it rain
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976. Someone... Hello? My ankle!
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977. Let your love rain down on me
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978. You could have saved yourself
a lot of trouble and just asked me out.
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979. Who said anything about asking you out?
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980. I heard something about you.
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981. That I was in a mental hospital?
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982. Is it true?
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983. Tried to kill myself.
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984. The mental ward was the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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985. What did the doctors do to help you?
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986. The doctors didn't help me.
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987. The patients helped me.
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988. They helped me realize that by helping them
I could forget about my own problems.
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989. And I did. I really helped some of them.
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990. It was an incredible feeling, Carin.
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991. There was one patient named Rudy.
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992. I helped him be able to pee.
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993. But for the first time in my life,
I forgot about my own problems.
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994. It was an incredible high.
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995. What?
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996. It's just that somebody, you know,
could do for me
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997. what you did for me tonight
after the way I've treated you.
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998. No one's ever done anything
like that for me before.
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999. Thank you.
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1000. Good night.
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1001. No, this is not a good night.
This is a great night!
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1002. You know?
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1003. Hi, I'm John the Baptist. Any calls?
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1004. I've been trying to reach you.
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1005. I love you.
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1006. Let's go outside. Okay?
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1007. Hey, Bill.
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1008. Turquoise is a nice color on you.
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1009. You don't have to say anything.
I know I look good.
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1010. My boys.
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1011. My boys are beautiful, hmm?
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1012. Yeah.
Did you see my boys?
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1013. Yeah.
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1014. She's not bad either.
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1015. You think after you're gone, maybe I could...
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1016. Oh, you're killing me here, Patch.
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1017. Sing me that stupid song.
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1018. Blue skies smilin' at me
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1019. Nothin' but blue skies
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1020. Do I see
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1021. Bluebirds singin' a song
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1022. Nothin' but bluebirds
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1023. All day long
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1024. Blue days
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1025. All of them gone
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1026. Nothin' but blue skies
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1027. From now on
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1028. See you, Bill.
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1029. Por favor. Dejeme ver a mi Nina!
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1030. I'm sorry, ma'am.
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1031. Somebody speak...
Alguien, ayudeme!
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1032. Dejeme ver a mi Nina!
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1033. I need the forms filled out.
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1034. My baby! My baby!
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1035. Ma'am, if you fill out the forms,
you can see her in a moment.
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1036. Alguien...
Excuse me.
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1037. What's going on here?
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1038. Oh, drunk driver.
She lost her husband and son.
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1039. Her daughter's in Trauma One,
but it doesn't look good.
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1040. I need the forms filled out.
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1041. Please! ¡Quiero ver a mi Nina!
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1042. You can see her in one moment.
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1043. Quiero ver a mi Nina! My baby! Please!
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1044. Maybe you could explain it to me
so I might understand it.
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1045. It's hospital procedure.
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1046. It isn't right that a woman has to spend
the last moments of her dying child
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1047. filling out forms.
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1048. Last year I had to have my appendix out.
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1049. I forgot my insurance card,
so they sent me home.
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1050. My appendix could have burst.
They didn't care.
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1051. You know, my antibiotics
cost 100 bucks a month.
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1052. I paid $250 just to find out
I had a sprained ankle.
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1053. I mean, do they really need to do
all those tests?
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1054. You know what they need to do.
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1055. The government needs
to pay for health insurance.
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1056. Health insurance companies
are why prices got so high in the first place.
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1057. What do we do?
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1058. What the hell is the answer?
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1059. Don't hurt your ankle.
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1060. Yeah, right.
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1061. Patch?
Mmm-hmm.
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1062. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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1063. That's it.
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1064. I gotta tell Carin.
What?
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1065. Oh.
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1066. Can I borrow this stuff?
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1067. Sure.
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1068. What do you see?
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1069. Patch, it's late.
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1070. What do you see?
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1071. Parsley.
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1072. And a horn.
No, no, no.
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1073. Look beyond the objects.
Look through them.
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1074. Over here. Look.
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1075. Kind of let them blur.
Tell me the first thing you see.
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1076. Something with a nose.
Okay.
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1077. Now imagine that's a building with a nose.
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1078. A free hospital.
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1079. Can I go back to bed now?
No, no.
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1080. Because I'm bursting with ideas,
and I need you to help me.
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1081. It'll be the first fun hospital in the world.
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1082. It'll be a totally free-form building.
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1083. It'll have, like, slides
and secret passageways and game rooms.
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1084. Slow down. I can't write that fast.
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1085. I can't slow down.
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1086. We'll use humor to heal pain and suffering.
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1087. Doctors and patients will work
side-by-side as peers.
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1088. There'll be no titles, no bosses.
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1089. People will come from all over the world
to fulfill their dream of helping other people.
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1090. They'll be a community
where joy is a way of life,
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1091. where learning is the highest aim,
where love is the ultimate goal.
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1092. You have all that?
Yeah, not verbatim,
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1093. but the overall insanity's intact.
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1094. That's why you have to help me.
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1095. Patch, no.
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1096. Yes.
No.
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1097. I know it's not gonna be easy, but you said
anything worth doing is difficult.
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1098. Look...
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1099. I'm not like you, Patch.
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1100. I want the white coat. I want people
to call me "doctor" more than anything.
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1101. I want the recognition.
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1102. You'll get it every day
in the eyes of patients you're helping.
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1103. There is more to life
than what Dean Walcott puts out there.
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1104. That is all about power and control,
all right?
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1105. I know you're scared.
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1106. You're right. I am scared.
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1107. I'm scared to death.
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1108. You know, you sit here
and you talk about life without limits,
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1109. you know, and breaking the rules.
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1110. It all sounds very, very romantic.
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1111. You wanna know what the truth is
about all that crap, Patch, hmm?
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1112. People get hurt.
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1113. And who did it to you?
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1114. I have to go.
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1115. No, don't. Please. No, no.
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1116. Listen to me. Come on.
Whatever it is... Come on.
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1117. Come on. You can tell me.
I can help you. I swear I can.
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1118. Good night. I'll see you tomorrow.
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1119. Please, let me help you.
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1120. I'm really starting to love
the back of your head.
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1121. Get this cleaned out,
and get him down to the suture room.
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1122. You're gonna be fine, Larry.
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1123. Larry's been in and out of the E. R.
for a couple of years.
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1124. Not because he's accident-prone.
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1125. No. His father died two years ago.
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1126. Since then he's been subject
to fits of depression and self-mutilation.
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1127. Head trauma, D-5.
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1128. - Thank you for doing this.
- You can thank me by not getting me fired.
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1129. Just observe rounds and stay within
hospital protocol.
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1130. Look, Patch.
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1131. You're a good thing for this hospital.
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1132. You remind me of myself
when I first started out on fire,
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1133. wanting to save the world.
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1134. But you lose a little of that after a while.
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1135. The system is what it is.
It's not perfect, but it's all we have.
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1136. Why does it have to be all we have?
Why can't it be changed?
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1137. You figure out how, Patch,
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1138. and I'll be there for you.
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1139. Bed six needs blood work.
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1140. Mrs. O'Bannon needs blood work.
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1141. Hello, Ed. You feeling a little dizzy?
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1142. Yeah.
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1143. Hello, Mrs. O'Bannon.
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1144. May I call you Catherine?
We're gonna draw a little blood.
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1145. Can you tell how many fingers
I'm holding up?
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1146. How many do you see?
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1147. How many fingers?
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1148. How many fingers do you see, Ed?
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1149. What I feel
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1150. I can't say
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1151. How much longer do I have
to keep my eyes closed?
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1152. Just till I open mine.
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1153. Keep 'em closed.
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1154. You're almost there.
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1155. It's only love
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1156. That you need
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1157. And I'll try my best...
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1158. Not like that. This way.
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1159. Come on. Come on.
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1160. There you go. All right.
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1161. Here, here. Hold on to me.
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1162. It's just a little further. Just a little further.
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1163. All right, all right.
There you go.
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1164. There you are. That's all right.
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1165. You're almost there.
I'm afraid.
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1166. Don't be afraid. It's gonna be worth it.
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1167. All right. Ready? Watch your step.
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1168. There you go. And...
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1169. Open your eyes.
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1170. It's beautiful.
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1171. It's 105 acres of all-natural forest.
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1172. Seven streams, two waterfalls.
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1173. This is it, the future site
of the Gesundheit Institute.
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1174. This is yours?
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1175. Not yet, but it will be soon.
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1176. Come on. There's something else.
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1177. What is it?
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1178. Our new home.
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1179. Carin, what do you think?
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1180. How did you find this?
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1181. Him.
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1182. Arthur Mendelson. All this is his,
the land, the cottage.
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1183. He's letting us borrow it
till we can purchase it.
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1184. Mr. Mendelson, I realize
that under the terms of your commitment,
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1185. you retained control of your assets.
Nevertheless...
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1186. You learn anything
about proctology yet, Patch?
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1187. A little bit.
Good.
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1188. Take care of this asshole for me, will ya?
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1189. Nice meeting you.
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1190. Yeah. Mr. Mendelson...
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1191. There's room for you.
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1192. Hi, Bile.
Hey, Patch.
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1193. Who's Bile?
An old friend.
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1194. Oh.
Without medical insurance.
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1195. He's just staying here a couple of days.
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1196. What do you say?
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1197. Think potential.
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1198. Only you know and I know
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1199. All the lovin' we've got to show
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1200. Hey.
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1201. So don't refuse to believe it
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1202. By readin' too many meanings
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1203. 'Cause you know
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1204. That I mean what I say so don't go
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1205. You're certainly a lovely couple.
We can't go on meeting like this.
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1206. You know you can't go on
gettin' your own way
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1207. This card is expired.
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1208. Have you a valid card?
Copy !req
1209. Medicine. Chinese medicine.
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1210. Welcome
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1211. it'll be pleasin'
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1212. 'Cause you know
I'm not deceivin'
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1213. But it's hard to believe it
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1214. Oh, yeah, when you've been so mistreated
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1215. 'Cause you know
that I mean what I say
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1216. So don't go
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1217. And never take it the wrong way
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1218. You know you can't go on
gettin' your own way
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1219. 'Cause if you do
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1220. Yeah, yeah. That's painful there.
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1221. Hang on a second. I only have one arm.
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1222. Gesundheit.
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1223. Let's go!
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1224. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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1225. Uh-huh.
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1226. Yeah.
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1227. Hi. How can we help you?
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1228. I don't know. I heard about this place, and I...
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1229. I thought maybe I would get some...
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1230. You know, maybe I'd talk to somebody,
because my thoughts...
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1231. This is crazy.
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1232. Word's getting out,
we're handling the overflow
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1233. from three different clinics now.
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1234. I start my pediatric clerkship next week.
I don't know how I'm gonna keep up.
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1235. Call for a doctor in here?
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1236. Let's try this right now. There.
Look at that there.
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1237. Hey, thank you, Judy and Cissy,
for that lovely medicine.
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1238. How you feeling, Frank? You feel better?
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1239. Yeah, feel better.
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1240. Well, keep on your medication.
You can never go wrong if you're a Marxist.
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1241. Hey, Patch?
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1242. Yes?
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1243. This is... I didn't get your name.
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1244. Larry.
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1245. Hi, Larry. How are you?
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1246. Good.
Nice to meet you.
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1247. What are you passionate about, Larry?
What excites you?
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1248. What turns you on?
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1249. I like to read.
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1250. I love to read. What do you like to read?
Who's your favorite author?
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1251. Kazantzakis.
Kazantzakis.
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1252. Oh. "World is trouble.
Man needs a little madness, or else..."
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1253. "Or else he dare not
cut the rope and be free."
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1254. That's great, Larry. That's wonderful.
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1255. We're gonna get along just fine. Truman.
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1256. Yeah, Patch. What?
Copy !req
1257. Can you come over here
and show Larry around?
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1258. Nice having you here, Larry. Welcome.
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1259. Thanks. Okay.
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1260. I've seen Larry in the E. R. before.
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1261. He's weird.
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1262. I'm weird. If we don't show him
compassion, who will?
Copy !req
1263. What's that name again? Right.
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1264. We were born before the wind
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1265. Also younger than the sun
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1266. Hi.
Hi.
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1267. Everyone asleep?
Yeah.
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1268. But it ain't me.
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1269. You okay?
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1270. Yeah.
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1271. God, Patch, it's amazing.
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1272. What?
Copy !req
1273. Just what you've done
with this place, you know.
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1274. You, too.
Well...
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1275. These people that we're helping,
they would have had nowhere to go.
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1276. You're a good man.
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1277. What are we?
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1278. Is it me?
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1279. I mean, are we just...
Are we good friends that occasionally kiss?
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1280. Patch,
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1281. my entire life, men have been
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1282. attracted to me.
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1283. My entire life.
Copy !req
1284. When I was a little girl,
Copy !req
1285. I would look out my bedroom window
at the caterpillars.
Copy !req
1286. I envied them so much.
Copy !req
1287. No matter what they were before,
Copy !req
1288. no matter what happened to them,
Copy !req
1289. they could just hide away, you know,
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1290. and turn into these beautiful creatures
that could fly away,
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1291. completely untouched.
Copy !req
1292. I hated men so much.
Copy !req
1293. I wanted nothing to do with them.
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1294. Then I met you.
Copy !req
1295. The way that you help people, Patch.
Copy !req
1296. The changes I see in everybody
that's around you...
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1297. I love you.
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1298. I've loved you for so long.
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1299. You scared me.
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1300. I was watching you sleep.
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1301. I have a real knack. Impressive, hmm?
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1302. "I love you without knowing how
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1303. "or when or from where.
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1304. "I love you straight..."
Patch.
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1305. Sorry.
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1306. It's okay.
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1307. We have a situation out here
that needs attention.
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1308. I've been trying
to warn you guys about this,
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1309. and now we have absolutely zero supplies.
Copy !req
1310. There's an older gentlemen over there.
He has a sprained shoulder.
Copy !req
1311. I don't have any slings.
I had to wrap his arm in his own belt.
Copy !req
1312. We have no iodine. We don't even have
any gauze, for God's sake.
Copy !req
1313. There's an entire supply room
at the hospital.
Copy !req
1314. That couldn't possibly be because
those supplies belong to the hospital.
Copy !req
1315. No. That's too obvious.
Copy !req
1316. Come on. I need your feet,
and I want your body.
Copy !req
1317. Come on.
Copy !req
1318. Bye.
Copy !req
1319. Behave.
Copy !req
1320. Would you hurry, please?
This stuff is crushing me.
Copy !req
1321. Quiet. You're a corpse.
Copy !req
1322. Damn it!
Copy !req
1323. Watch it!
Copy !req
1324. Quiet. Shut up!
Copy !req
1325. Yeah, this is Larry.
Copy !req
1326. I was wondering
if somebody could come over.
Copy !req
1327. I'm not doin' too well.
Copy !req
1328. I was, I was...
it would help if I could talk to somebody.
Copy !req
1329. Okay.
Copy !req
1330. Hello?
Copy !req
1331. Larry?
Copy !req
1332. Are you okay?
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1333. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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1334. I didn't know you could play.
You sound wonderful.
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1335. Thank you.
Copy !req
1336. And this house, it's amazing. Is it yours?
Copy !req
1337. It's my father's. He left it to me.
Copy !req
1338. Here. Let me take your jacket.
Copy !req
1339. Sure.
Copy !req
1340. You okay?
Copy !req
1341. Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Copy !req
1342. Come in. Come in.
Copy !req
1343. Thanks.
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1344. I really can't stay very long.
I just wanted to see how you were doing.
Copy !req
1345. Yeah, you're right.
Copy !req
1346. No, we don't wanna be late.
Copy !req
1347. Patch.
Copy !req
1348. You just got a telephone call.
Copy !req
1349. Dean Anderson wants to see you
in his office immediately.
Copy !req
1350. Oh, no. Walcott found out
about our borrowed supplies.
Copy !req
1351. We're dead.
Copy !req
1352. Ye of little faith.
Copy !req
1353. Dean Anderson, I know
what this is all about, and I assure you, sir...
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1354. Sit down.
Copy !req
1355. Something happened last night.
Copy !req
1356. Carin Fisher was murdered.
Copy !req
1357. She was with Lawrence Silver.
Copy !req
1358. There was a shotgun involved,
and then he turned the gun on himself.
Copy !req
1359. Jesus Christ, Patch, I'm sorry.
I know she was a friend.
Copy !req
1360. If there's anything I can do...
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1361. Hell of a deal.
Copy !req
1362. "Into Your hands, O Merciful Savior,
Copy !req
1363. "we commend Your servant Carin.
Copy !req
1364. "Receive her into the arms of Your mercy,
Copy !req
1365. "into the blessed rest of everlasting peace,
Copy !req
1366. "and into the glorious company
of the saints on high."
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1367. Amen.
Copy !req
1368. Told you I'd finish it some other time.
Copy !req
1369. Guess now's okay.
Copy !req
1370. "I love you without knowing how or when
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1371. "or from where.
Copy !req
1372. "I love you straightforwardly,
without complexities or pride.
Copy !req
1373. "I love you because I know
no other way than this.
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1374. "So close
Copy !req
1375. "that your hand on my chest is my hand.
Copy !req
1376. "So close that when you close your eyes,
Copy !req
1377. "I fall asleep."
Copy !req
1378. I'm sorry, honey! I'm sorry!
Copy !req
1379. We can't disband. You know that, right?
Copy !req
1380. What about our patients?
What do we tell them?
Copy !req
1381. They'll manage. They managed before.
Copy !req
1382. I refuse to quit.
Good.
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1383. God, you're being so self-indulgent.
Copy !req
1384. This has been your vision,
but we all built this place
Copy !req
1385. and it belongs to all of us.
Copy !req
1386. Carin will always remain within these walls.
Copy !req
1387. If you walk away from that,
if you let that all die...
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1388. I've dedicated every spare moment I have
Copy !req
1389. to assisting you in what I believe
is a pure and a good purpose.
Copy !req
1390. Quitting is not going
to help you get through this.
Copy !req
1391. You've always told us...
Copy !req
1392. Stop it!
Copy !req
1393. I've always told you what?
Copy !req
1394. People are good. Trust people?
Copy !req
1395. You know, Truman,
Copy !req
1396. in all of God's creations,
only human beings kill their own species.
Copy !req
1397. There's a fun fact for your final exam.
Copy !req
1398. Carin's death cannot make
helping people wrong.
Copy !req
1399. She saw it coming.
Copy !req
1400. She knew there was something
dangerous about Larry. I didn't see it.
Copy !req
1401. Patch, why are you being like this?
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1402. Because I killed her, Truman.
Copy !req
1403. I taught her the medicine that killed her.
Copy !req
1404. She'd still be here if I hadn't met her.
Copy !req
1405. You can't leave.
Copy !req
1406. If what you say is true,
Copy !req
1407. looks like I'm defying
the laws of possibility.
Copy !req
1408. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1409. Oh, I can't leave
until you beat me, is that it?
Copy !req
1410. Okay. I surrender. You're number one.
Copy !req
1411. You're the top student in the class.
You're smarter than me.
Copy !req
1412. Is that what you want to hear?
Now can I leave?
Copy !req
1413. You know Mrs. Kennedy in 212?
Copy !req
1414. She doesn't eat.
Copy !req
1415. I visited her room every day
for the last three weeks.
Copy !req
1416. I can't get her to eat.
Copy !req
1417. Now, I know everything
there is to know about medicine.
Copy !req
1418. I've studied relentlessly.
Copy !req
1419. I guarantee you I can outdo,
Copy !req
1420. outdiagnose any attending
and surgeon in this hospital.
Copy !req
1421. But I can't make her eat.
Copy !req
1422. You have a gift.
Copy !req
1423. You have a way with people.
Copy !req
1424. You know, they like you.
Copy !req
1425. And if you leave, I can't learn this way.
Copy !req
1426. So what now, huh?
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1427. What do You want from me?
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1428. Yeah, I could do it.
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1429. We both know You wouldn't stop me.
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1430. So answer me, please.
Copy !req
1431. Tell me what You're doing.
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1432. Okay, let's look at the logic.
Copy !req
1433. You create man.
Copy !req
1434. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain.
Copy !req
1435. Man dies.
Copy !req
1436. Maybe You should have had just a few more
brainstorming sessions prior to Creation.
Copy !req
1437. You rested on the seventh day.
Copy !req
1438. Maybe You should have spent
that day on compassion.
Copy !req
1439. You know what?
Copy !req
1440. You're not worth it.
Copy !req
1441. Do you still want help with Mrs. Kennedy?
Copy !req
1442. Hey, Aggie.
Copy !req
1443. We have a special surprise for you.
Copy !req
1444. Surprise!
Copy !req
1445. Benvenuto, Aggie!
Copy !req
1446. Aggie, Aggie!
Copy !req
1447. Grab a hold, Aggie!
Copy !req
1448. There you go.
Oh!
Copy !req
1449. Oh.
Come on in, Aggie.
Copy !req
1450. Yes.
Copy !req
1451. Pasta angels, Aggie! Pasta angels!
Copy !req
1452. Patch?
Copy !req
1453. Hey. I'm supposed to give you this.
Copy !req
1454. You turn around and walk right out of here.
Copy !req
1455. Why?
Copy !req
1456. Everything will be delineated
in your letter of dismissal.
Copy !req
1457. Why?
Copy !req
1458. You don't fit in.
Copy !req
1459. There are standards and codes.
Copy !req
1460. You make the patients and everyone
else around you uncomfortable.
Copy !req
1461. I make you uncomfortable.
Copy !req
1462. Well, you can make this into
a personal issue if you'd like.
Copy !req
1463. But the reality is you are not
cut out to be a physician.
Copy !req
1464. And it is my responsibility...
Copy !req
1465. Responsibility?
Copy !req
1466. You have one responsibility
to be a dick-head. How hard can that be?
Copy !req
1467. All you have to do is make sure your head
is a dick and it's attached to your neck.
Copy !req
1468. You leave immediately.
Copy !req
1469. I wanna see my records.
Copy !req
1470. They're confidential.
Copy !req
1471. Only the staff...
Copy !req
1472. Please, you have to have permission.
Copy !req
1473. You can't just go in there
and take your own file!
Copy !req
1474. Your marks are basically perfect.
Copy !req
1475. You've gotta be near the top of the class.
Copy !req
1476. Look at this. "Excessive happiness."
Copy !req
1477. Actually says you're excessively happy?
Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1478. And what does that mean? isn't that good?
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1479. I gotta fight this.
Copy !req
1480. What can we do?
Copy !req
1481. Dean Walcott seems thoroughly committed
to your not ever becoming a doctor.
Copy !req
1482. Even Dean Anderson signed this.
Copy !req
1483. Nah, I'm screwed.
Copy !req
1484. I like this.
Copy !req
1485. You need my help.
Copy !req
1486. I prefer to think I'm using you.
Copy !req
1487. You have one shot.
Copy !req
1488. You'd have to appeal to the state
medical board.
Copy !req
1489. How does that work?
Copy !req
1490. You claim that a prejudice
and injustice has occurred.
Copy !req
1491. They'll be worried about a suit.
They'll have to investigate.
Copy !req
1492. Then what?
Copy !req
1493. They'll review your grades, which is good,
Copy !req
1494. you're almost top of the class,
but mostly your behavior.
Copy !req
1495. Do you have any idea what Walcott
has on you?
Copy !req
1496. How'd you get these?
Copy !req
1497. Don't ask.
Copy !req
1498. They can't prevent me from graduating
because of a personality clash, can they?
Copy !req
1499. Hunter, this is a medical institution
you're dealing with.
Copy !req
1500. They draw their own law.
Copy !req
1501. You'll have to get their focus
on your high marks and off of this.
Copy !req
1502. I'm screwed, aren't I?
Copy !req
1503. You're almost a doctor.
Copy !req
1504. They're a panel of doctors.
Copy !req
1505. Just think of them as your peers
and return these.
Copy !req
1506. Yeah.
Copy !req
1507. And get a suit.
Copy !req
1508. Hunter Adams.
Copy !req
1509. You've been accused of practicing
medicine without a license.
Copy !req
1510. That's a very grave charge, son.
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1511. Are you aware that it's unlawful to practice
medicine without a medical license?
Copy !req
1512. Yes, sir, I am.
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1513. Are you aware that running a medical clinic
without the proper licensing
Copy !req
1514. can place both you and the public
in a great deal of danger?
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1515. Is a home a clinic, sir?
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1516. If you are admitting patients
and treating them,
Copy !req
1517. physical location is irrelevant.
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1518. Sir, will you define treatment for me?
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1519. Yes. Treatment would be defined as the care
of a patient seeking medical attention.
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1520. Have you been treating patients,
Mr. Adams?
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1521. I live with several people.
They come and go as they please.
Copy !req
1522. I offer them whatever help I can.
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1523. Mr. Adams,
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1524. have you or have you not been treating
patients at your ranch?
Copy !req
1525. Everyone who comes to the ranch
is a patient, yes.
Copy !req
1526. And every person who comes
to the ranch is also a doctor.
Copy !req
1527. I'm sorry?
Copy !req
1528. Every person who comes
to the ranch is in need
Copy !req
1529. of some form of physical or mental help.
Copy !req
1530. They're patients.
Copy !req
1531. But also every person
who comes to the ranch
Copy !req
1532. is in charge of taking care of someone else.
Copy !req
1533. Whether it's cooking for them,
cleaning them
Copy !req
1534. or even as simple a task as listening.
Copy !req
1535. That makes them doctors.
Copy !req
1536. I use that term broadly, but is not a doctor
someone who helps someone else?
Copy !req
1537. When did the term "doctor" get treated
with such reverence, as,
Copy !req
1538. "Right this way, Doctor Smith,"
Copy !req
1539. or, "Excuse me, Dr. Scholl,
what wonderful footpads,"
Copy !req
1540. or, "Pardon me, Dr. Patterson,
but your flatulence has no odor"?
Copy !req
1541. At what point in history
did a doctor become more
Copy !req
1542. than a trusted and learned friend
who visited and treated the ill?
Copy !req
1543. Now, you ask me if I've
been practicing medicine.
Copy !req
1544. Well, if this means opening
your door to those in need,
Copy !req
1545. those in pain,
Copy !req
1546. caring for them, listening to them,
applying a cold cloth until a fever breaks.
Copy !req
1547. If this is practicing medicine,
if this is treating a patient,
Copy !req
1548. then I am guilty as charged, sir.
Copy !req
1549. Did you consider the ramifications
of your actions?
Copy !req
1550. What if one of your patients had died?
Copy !req
1551. What's wrong with death, sir?
Copy !req
1552. What are we so mortally afraid of?
Copy !req
1553. Why can't we treat death with
a certain amount of humanity and dignity
Copy !req
1554. and decency and, God forbid,
maybe even humor?
Copy !req
1555. Death is not the enemy, gentlemen.
Copy !req
1556. If we're gonna fight a disease, let's fight
one of the most terrible diseases of all,
Copy !req
1557. indifference.
Copy !req
1558. Now, I've sat in your schools
and heard people lecture on transference
Copy !req
1559. and professional distance.
Copy !req
1560. Transference is inevitable, sir.
Copy !req
1561. Every human being
has an impact on another.
Copy !req
1562. Why don't we want that in
a patient-doctor relationship?
Copy !req
1563. That's why I've listened to your teachings,
and I believe they're wrong.
Copy !req
1564. A doctor's mission should be
not just to prevent death
Copy !req
1565. but also to improve the quality of life.
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1566. That's why you treat a disease,
you win, you lose.
Copy !req
1567. You treat a person, I guarantee you,
you win, no matter what the outcome.
Copy !req
1568. Now here today, this room
is full of medical students.
Copy !req
1569. Don't let them anesthetize you.
Copy !req
1570. Don't let them numb you out
to the miracle of life.
Copy !req
1571. Always live in awe of the glorious
mechanism of the human body.
Copy !req
1572. Let that be the focus of your studies
and not a quest for grades
Copy !req
1573. which'll give you no idea
what kind of doctor you will become.
Copy !req
1574. Please turn and address the board.
Copy !req
1575. Don't wait till you're on the ward
to get your humanity back.
Copy !req
1576. Start your interviewing skills.
Start talking to strangers.
Copy !req
1577. Talk to your friends,
talk to wrong numbers, everyone.
Copy !req
1578. Mr. Adams!
Copy !req
1579. And cultivate friendships
Copy !req
1580. with those amazing people in the back
of the room, nurses that could teach you.
Copy !req
1581. They've been with people every day.
They wade through blood and shit.
Copy !req
1582. They have a wealth of knowledge,
and so do the professors you respect.
Copy !req
1583. The ones who are not dead
from the heart up.
Copy !req
1584. Share their compassion.
Let that be contagious.
Copy !req
1585. Mr. Adams, I demand that you
turn and address the board.
Copy !req
1586. Sir, I want to be a doctor with all my heart.
Copy !req
1587. I wanted to become a doctor
so I could serve others,
Copy !req
1588. and because of that I've lost everything,
Copy !req
1589. but I've also gained everything.
Copy !req
1590. I've shared the lives of patients
and staff members at the hospital.
Copy !req
1591. I've laughed with them. I've cried with them.
Copy !req
1592. This is what I want to do with my life.
Copy !req
1593. And as God is my witness,
Copy !req
1594. no matter what your decision today, sir,
Copy !req
1595. I will still become the best damn doctor
the world has ever seen.
Copy !req
1596. Now you have the ability
to prevent me from graduating.
Copy !req
1597. You can keep me from getting
the title and the white coat.
Copy !req
1598. But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen.
Copy !req
1599. You can't keep me from learning.
You can't keep me from studying.
Copy !req
1600. So you have a choice, you could have me
as a professional colleague, passionate,
Copy !req
1601. or you can have me as an
outspoken outsider, still adamant.
Copy !req
1602. Either way, I'll probably
still be viewed as a thorn.
Copy !req
1603. But I promise you one thing.
Copy !req
1604. I am a thorn that will not go away.
Copy !req
1605. Is that all?
Copy !req
1606. I hope not, sir.
Copy !req
1607. We will adjourn briefly.
Copy !req
1608. Thank you.
Copy !req
1609. Hunter Adams.
Copy !req
1610. We find your methods less than appealing.
Copy !req
1611. Your appearance and your
demeanor do not reflect
Copy !req
1612. what we believe is necessary
Copy !req
1613. to earn a patient's trust and respect.
Copy !req
1614. You openly accuse us of adhering
to time-honored practices that
Copy !req
1615. for years have been the backbone
of the entire medical institution.
Copy !req
1616. However,
Copy !req
1617. we find no fault in your attempts
to improve the quality of life around you.
Copy !req
1618. We find no fault in your desire
to expand upon existing medical practices
Copy !req
1619. and theories.
Copy !req
1620. We applaud your love of the patient.
Copy !req
1621. Your grades are among
the highest in your class,
Copy !req
1622. and, therefore, we find
no merit in the decision
Copy !req
1623. to block your graduation
from medical school.
Copy !req
1624. Now, along with your crass
and disdainful behavior,
Copy !req
1625. you carry with you a flame,
Copy !req
1626. which one could only hope
Copy !req
1627. would spread through the medical
profession like a brushfire.
Copy !req
1628. And Dean Walcott,
Copy !req
1629. in the future, I think matters like this
Copy !req
1630. could best be solved
if you yourself would practice a little
Copy !req
1631. "excessive happiness."
Copy !req
1632. Well, today you go
Copy !req
1633. from being students in a class
to being members of a class,
Copy !req
1634. a very select class.
Copy !req
1635. You face the future with your
heads held high because
Copy !req
1636. you are now doctors.
Copy !req
1637. Dr. Michael Ames.
Copy !req
1638. Dr. Doris Ackerman.
Copy !req
1639. Dr. Hunter "Patch" Adams.
Copy !req
1640. Yeah, Patch!
Copy !req
1641. Well, I'm happy to see you've
finally decided to conform.
Copy !req
1642. More than you know, sir.
Copy !req
1643. It's been a long road
Copy !req
1644. Gettin' from there to here
Copy !req
1645. it's been a long time
Copy !req
1646. But my time is finally near
Copy !req
1647. And I can feel a change
in the wind right now
Copy !req
1648. Nothing's in my way
Copy !req
1649. And they're not gonna
hold me down no more
Copy !req
1650. No, they're not gonna
hold me back
Copy !req
1651. 'Cause I've got faith
of the heart
Copy !req
1652. I'm going where my heart
will take me
Copy !req
1653. I've got faith to believe
Copy !req
1654. I can do anything
Copy !req
1655. I've got strength of the soul
Copy !req
1656. And no one's gonna bend
or break me
Copy !req
1657. I can reach any star
Copy !req
1658. I've got faith
I've got, I've got faith
Copy !req
1659. I've got faith
Copy !req
1660. Faith of the heart
Copy !req
1661. it's been a long night
Copy !req
1662. Trying to find my way
Copy !req
1663. Been through the darkness
Copy !req
1664. Now I finally have my day
Copy !req
1665. And I will see my dream
come alive at last
Copy !req
1666. I will touch the sky
Copy !req
1667. And they're not gonna
hold me down no more
Copy !req
1668. No, they're not gonna
change my mind
Copy !req
1669. 'Cause I've got faith
of the heart
Copy !req
1670. I'm going where my heart
will take me
Copy !req
1671. I've got faith to believe
Copy !req
1672. I can do anything
Copy !req
1673. I've got strength of the soul
Copy !req
1674. And no one's gonna bend
or break me
Copy !req
1675. I can reach any star
Copy !req
1676. I've got faith
I've got, I've got faith
Copy !req
1677. Faith of the heart
Copy !req
1678. I've known a wind so cold
Copy !req
1679. I've seen the darkest days
Copy !req
1680. But now the winds I feel
Copy !req
1681. Are only winds of change
Copy !req
1682. I've been through the fire
Copy !req
1683. And I've been through the rain
Copy !req
1684. But I'll be fine
Copy !req
1685. Oh, yeah 'Cause I got faith
Copy !req
1686. Of the heart
Copy !req
1687. I'm going where my heart
will take me
Copy !req
1688. I've got faith to believe
Copy !req
1689. I can do anything
Copy !req
1690. I've got strength of the soul
Copy !req
1691. And no one's gonna bend
or break me
Copy !req
1692. I can reach any star
Copy !req
1693. I got, I got, I got
I've got faith
Copy !req
1694. Faith of the Faith of the heart
Copy !req
1695. I'm going where my heart
will take me
Copy !req
1696. I've got faith to believe
Copy !req
1697. And no one's gonna bend
or break me
Copy !req
1698. I can reach any star
Copy !req
1699. 'Cause I've got faith
I've got, I've got, I've got
Copy !req
1700. 'Cause I've got faith
Copy !req
1701. Faith of the heart
Copy !req
1702. it's been a long road
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