1. TESTING, TESTING.Copy !req
2. ONE, TWO, THREE.Copy !req
3. TESTOSTERONE,
TESTICULAR CANCER, "TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES."Copy !req
4. Man OKAY, WE'RE SET.Copy !req
5. PARTY MONSTER, TAKE ONE.Copy !req
6. Man # GOOD, SO WHY DON'T YOU START AT THE
VERY BEGINNING?Copy !req
7. A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START, IF YOU SAY SO.Copy !req
8. I THINK IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO BEGIN WITH A
BANG, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
9. LET THEM KNOW SOMETHING HORRIBLE'S GOING TO
HAPPEN AND THEN, POOF...Copy !req
10. WE'RE SUDDENLY ELSEWHERE.Copy !req
11. MICHAEL ALIG'S BLOOD FEAST PARTY.Copy !req
12. JUST A QUIET NIGHT OUT WITH A FEW FRIENDS.Copy !req
13. THAT'S MICHAEL, EXHIBIT A,Copy !req
14. KING OF THE CLUB KIDS.Copy !req
15. WHAT A MESS.Copy !req
16. HE USED TO BE SUCH A SWEET KID.Copy !req
17. MICHAEL, I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME SAY SERIOUS
THINGS,Copy !req
18. SO I WILL ONLY SAY THIS ONCE.Copy !req
19. YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR WITH THE DRUGS.Copy !req
20. HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY?Copy !req
21. EXHIBIT B, MOI,
THE YOUNGER PRETTIER ONE.Copy !req
22. I WAS GOING TO WRITE THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL.Copy !req
23. BUT INSTEAD, I FOUND MYSELF PLAYING THE SIDEKICK
IN A SICK AND TWISTED BUDDY MOVIE.Copy !req
24. JAMES,
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THE ONE THAT'S A MESSCopy !req
25. HERE?Copy !req
26. James OKAY, GUILTY AS CHARGED.Copy !req
27. BUT THINGS WERE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT MESSIER.Copy !req
28. ON THE LAST NIGHT OF MY LIFE,Copy !req
29. THE NIGHT OF MY OVERDOSE.Copy !req
30. YOO-HOO, ANYBODY HOME?Copy !req
31. THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
32. - AWFUL.Copy !req
33. - YOU.Copy !req
34. SO, HOW'S THE NOVEL COMING?Copy !req
35. WELL, I'VE DONE ANOTHER PAGE.Copy !req
36. BUT NOW I THINK I MIGHT HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK.Copy !req
37. TWO PAGES IN FIVE YEARS?Copy !req
38. Michael COME.Copy !req
39. WE'LL TAKE OUR TEA IN THE BEDROOM.Copy !req
40. SO...Copy !req
41. NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?Copy !req
42. THE FLIES?Copy !req
43. NO, SERIOUSLY, JAMES.Copy !req
44. ANYTHING OR ANYONE MISSING?Copy !req
45. LIKE A DRUG DEALER THAT USED TO LIVE HERE?Copy !req
46. WELL, DARLING, THAT COULD BE ANYONE.Copy !req
47. CAN I BUY A VOWEL?Copy !req
48. THINK.Copy !req
49. I KNOW, ANGEL.Copy !req
50. WHERE IS ANGEL ANYWAY?Copy !req
51. - I KILLED HIM.Copy !req
52. - DID, DARLING.Copy !req
53. OH, HOW I HATE HEROIN.Copy !req
54. NEW SHOES?Copy !req
55. OH, THEY'RE ANGEL'S.Copy !req
56. HE WAS WEARING THEM AT THE TIME.Copy !req
57. OF COURSE HE WAS, DARLING.Copy !req
58. AND THAT'S BLOOD ON THE TOE, RIGHT?Copy !req
59. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.Copy !req
60. IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.Copy !req
61. JAMES?Copy !req
62. JAMES?Copy !req
63. JAMES?Copy !req
64. OH, TYPICAL JAMES.Copy !req
65. TIRED OLD DRUG ADDICT.Copy !req
66. CAN'T EVEN STAY AWAKE FOR YOUR OWN MOVIE.Copy !req
67. NOT THAT IT'S YOUR MOVIE.Copy !req
68. YOU THINK IT'S YOURS,
BUT IT'S REALLY MINE.Copy !req
69. ALL MINE.Copy !req
70. HI, I'M MICHAEL.Copy !req
71. I GREW UP IN THE MIDWEST.Copy !req
72. USUAL STORY, FELT DIFFERENT, REALLY DIDN'T
FIT IN.Copy !req
73. BUT I WASN'T GOING TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.Copy !req
74. NO SIREE.Copy !req
75. I STARTED SELLING CANDY IN SCHOOL,
JACKED UP THE PRICES SEVERAL HUNDRED PERCENT.Copy !req
76. THIS IS MY MICHAEL.Copy !req
77. HE WAS ALWAYS MAKING MONEY.Copy !req
78. HE JUST— HE HAD A KNACK FOR IT.Copy !req
79. MY LITTLE CANDY MAN.Copy !req
80. Michael LET'S SEE, WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
81. OH, ONCE WHEN I WAS,Copy !req
82. HOUSE.Copy !req
83. HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO FRENCH KISS,
AMONG OTHER THINGS.Copy !req
84. HE REALLY TOOK MY BOY UNDER HIS WING.Copy !req
85. VERY NICE MAN.Copy !req
86. SCREAMED,Copy !req
87. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THEM HERE!"Copy !req
88. AND HE SAID, "DON'T, YOU'LL FRIGHTEN HIM AWAY."Copy !req
89. THAT A LITTLE BOY SHOULD NOT GIVE HIS MOTHER.Copy !req
90. I THOUGHT EVERYONE KISSED LIKE THAT.Copy !req
91. I HAD BIG-TIME PLANS.Copy !req
92. THAT I ENDED UP IN NEW YORK CITY.Copy !req
93. ONE DAY I REALIZED I DIDN'T WANTCopy !req
94. WORK.Copy !req
95. I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE ALL THE DREARIES
AND NORMALS.Copy !req
96. I WANTED TO CREATE MY OWN WORLD,
A WORLD FULL OF COLOR, WHERE EVERYONE COULDCopy !req
97. THAT NEVER ENDS.Copy !req
98. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
99. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO.Copy !req
100. WE ARE NOT GOING TO START WITH MICHAEL ALIG'SCopy !req
101. "I WAS MOLESTED."Copy !req
102. I HAD A HARD TIME GROWING UP, TOO.Copy !req
103. AND BETTER THINGS.Copy !req
104. AND I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY BEFORE HE DID.Copy !req
105. I, I, I WAS THE ORIGINAL CLUB KID.Copy !req
106. SO, NOW THAT THAT'S SORTED...Copy !req
107. THE EARLY 'sCopy !req
108. ? NEW YORK, NEW YORK?
? NEW YORK, NEW YORK...Copy !req
109. ?
James RULE NUMBER ONE PERCEPTION IS REALITY.Copy !req
110. SO WHEN YOU'RE GOING NIGHTCLUBBING, NEVER
MERELY ARRIVE,Copy !req
111. ALWAYS MAKE AN ENTRANCE.Copy !req
112. AND THAT IT'S A CONVERSATION PIECE,Copy !req
113. EVEN IF YOU ARE THE ONE DOING THE TALKING.Copy !req
114. IT'S BLOOD FEAST FOR JUNE BRIDES.Copy !req
115. GET ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME.Copy !req
116. ? YOU'LL BE FAMOUS...Copy !req
117. ?
OKAY, RULE NUMBER THREECopy !req
118. WATCH OUT FOR PUSHY, OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BUSBOYS
WHO DON'T KNOW THEIR PLACE IN THE SCHEME OFCopy !req
119. THINGS.Copy !req
120. HI, I'M MICHAEL ALIG.Copy !req
121. WELL, I'LL ALERT THE MEDIA.Copy !req
122. GOTTA DASH.Copy !req
123. James OH, IF ONLY I HAD TOSSED HIM ASIDE.Copy !req
124. BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO RESIST MINISTERING
TO LIFE'S LOSERS.Copy !req
125. - YOU'RE LATE.Copy !req
126. - I KNOW.Copy !req
127. I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE COME AT ALL.Copy !req
128. THAT'S MY DOUGHNUT.Copy !req
129. WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE DINING AT THE
FOUR SEASONS.Copy !req
130. - DO?Copy !req
131. - I DON'T DO.Copy !req
132. I JUST AM.Copy !req
133. EXTREMELY RICH.Copy !req
134. ANYWAY, IF I'M TO STAY IN THIS ROACH MOTELCopy !req
135. WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO TAKE THINGS UP A NOTCH.Copy !req
136. - I DON'T DO DRUGS.Copy !req
137. - I.
- DID YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
138. IT JUST FLEW RIGHT UP MY NOSE!Copy !req
139. - LOSERS.Copy !req
140. - SHE'S SO RIGHT.Copy !req
141. KETAMINE HYDROCHLORIDE, A.K.A.Copy !req
142. SPECIAL K,
IS MAINLY USED BY VETS AS AN ANIMAL TRANQUILIZER.Copy !req
143. BY N METHYL ASPIRATE.Copy !req
144. IN OTHER WORDS, IT FUCKS YOU UP!Copy !req
145. I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME HOW TO BE FABULOUS.Copy !req
146. WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.Copy !req
147. WAIT!Copy !req
148. WE BOTH BITE OUR NAILS.Copy !req
149. PLEASE, DON'T GO.Copy !req
150. I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.Copy !req
151. I JUST GOT HERE.Copy !req
152. I JUST GOT OFF THE BUS.Copy !req
153. "THE ROAD OF EXCESS LEADS TO THE PALACE OF
WISDOM."Copy !req
154. BLAKE, WILLIAM.Copy !req
155. THAT'S REALLY ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.Copy !req
156. THAT AND "DON'T DREAM IT, BE IT."Copy !req
157. "ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW."Copy !req
158. IT'S MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
159. AND WILL YOU SIGN MY COPY OF "SLATED"?Copy !req
160. YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN IT.Copy !req
161. FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
162. James IT'S ALL ABOUT PHOTO PLACEMENT.Copy !req
163. SO IF YOU'RE IN A GROUP OF THREE, ALWAYS,
ALWAYS,Copy !req
164. ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE THE ONE STANDING
ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
165. THAT WAY WHEN THEY PRINT THE PICTURE, YOU'LLCopy !req
166. AND THE CAPTION WILL READ "JAMES ST.Copy !req
167. AND BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, WERE SEEN, OKAY?Copy !req
168. OKAY, RULES OF PRESS
NUMBER ONE NO PUBLICITY IS BAD PUBLICITY.Copy !req
169. NUMBER TWO ONCE SOMETHING IS PRINTED, IT AUTOMATICALLY
BECOMES TRUE,Copy !req
170. SO NUMBER THREE NEVER, EVER DISH ANYONE IN
PRINT.Copy !req
171. AND NEVER TAKE HEROIN.Copy !req
172. NEVER WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY AND OH,
AVOID THAT ONE LIKE THE PLAGUE.Copy !req
173. MORE!Copy !req
174. MORE!Copy !req
175. OKAY.Copy !req
176. OKAY.Copy !req
177. UPON MAKING YOUR GRAND ENTRANCE,Copy !req
178. THE ROOM,Copy !req
179. SMILE AND SAY HELLO TO EVERYONE IN THE ROOM,
EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM.Copy !req
180. ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEM.Copy !req
181. - HI!Copy !req
182. HI!Copy !req
183. - HI!Copy !req
184. HI!Copy !req
185. I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.Copy !req
186. - I KNOW YOU.Copy !req
187. - HE'S FABULOUS.Copy !req
188. GO ONCE AROUND THE ROOM IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.Copy !req
189. GO CLOCKWISE TO MY ANTI-CLOCKWISE.Copy !req
190. TELL ALL THE PEOPLE HOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR FRIEND
AND HOW DESPERATE YOU ARE TO FIND THEM.Copy !req
191. WHERE CAN MY FRIEND BE?Copy !req
192. NOW, SUDDENLY WE BUMP INTO EACH OTHER
AND SCREAM WITH UNCONTAINED JOY.Copy !req
193. GOOD, NOW LINK ARMS AND ROUND WE GO ONCE MORECopy !req
194. TELLING ALL OUR NEWFOUND FRIENDS HOW WE'VE
FOUND EACH OTHER.Copy !req
195. - OTHER.Copy !req
196. - DON'T WORRY, I FOUND HIM.Copy !req
197. THEN LEAVE.Copy !req
198. THE WHOLE THING SHOULD TAKE AN HOUR.Copy !req
199. MINUTES TOPS.Copy !req
200. YOU'LL BE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN.Copy !req
201. HEAVENS, IS THAT THE TIME?Copy !req
202. MY SANSKRIT CLASS.Copy !req
203. WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
204. I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
AND AREN'T YOU GOING TO TEACH ME HOW TO THROWCopy !req
205. A PARTY?Copy !req
206. HOW ABOUT LEARNING TO CRAWL BEFORE YOU WALK?Copy !req
207. TOODLES!Copy !req
208. James BUT MICHAEL WASN'T INTERESTED IN LEARNING
TO CRAWL OR WALK.Copy !req
209. JUST RUN, RUN, RUN.Copy !req
210. I WENT TO HIS FIRST PARTY.Copy !req
211. UNFORTUNATELY.Copy !req
212. THERE IS NO ONE HERE.Copy !req
213. CHRISTINA'S HERE.Copy !req
214. ? FIRST I'M GOING TO WHIP YOU?
? THEN I'M GOING TO EAT YOU...Copy !req
215. ?
SHE'S FABULOUS.Copy !req
216. LOOK, JAMES, THIS IS GOING TO BE MORE THAN
A CLUB.Copy !req
217. IT'LL BE— IT'LL BE LIKE OUR HOME.Copy !req
218. FOR EVERYONE WHO FELT LIKE A FREAK,
EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEAT ON OR SPAT ON INCopy !req
219. HIGH SCHOOL,
FOR EVERYONE WHO FELT DIFFERENT.Copy !req
220. IT'LL BE LIKE THE FACTORY AND I'LL BE THE
NEXT ANDY WARHOL.Copy !req
221. EARTH TO YOU, ANDY WARHOL IS STILL ALIVE AND
WELL.Copy !req
222. IN FACT, I JUST REMEMBERED I'M SUPPOSED TO
MEET HIM.Copy !req
223. WAIT, DON'T GO!Copy !req
224. DO YOU WANT A COCKTAIL?Copy !req
225. HERE.Copy !req
226. - I HAVE DRINK TICKETS.Copy !req
227. - TICKETS?Copy !req
228. YOU OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T EVEN ORGANIZE A GLASSCopy !req
229. OF WATER.Copy !req
230. - YEAH?Copy !req
231. - YEAH.Copy !req
232. James YOU CRAZY FUCK!Copy !req
233. THAT WAS QUITE A STUNT...Copy !req
234. FLOODING MY BASEMENT.Copy !req
235. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
236. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO
ABOUT IT?Copy !req
237. YOU NEED ME TO PROMOTE THIS PLACE.Copy !req
238. I COULD MAKE IT FABULOUS.Copy !req
239. NOT IF TONIGHT'S ANYTHING TO GO BY.Copy !req
240. IT'S NOT ME THAT'S TIRED, IT'S YOUR CLUB.Copy !req
241. NO ONE WANTS TO COME HERE.Copy !req
242. Man IT'S A STATEMENT.Copy !req
243. THAT YOU THROW.Copy !req
244. WOW!Copy !req
245. A JOB.Copy !req
246. - WON'T REGRET THIS.Copy !req
247. - WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
248. I LOVE THE EYE-PATCH, BY THE WAY.Copy !req
249. IT'S VERY "PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN."Copy !req
250. ARR!Copy !req
251. HE LOST IT.Copy !req
252. WHATEVER.Copy !req
253. YOU SHOULD COME TO MY HOUSE.Copy !req
254. I'LL COOK FOR YOU.Copy !req
255. YOU'LL LOVE MY MEATLOAF.Copy !req
256. YOUR ASSISTANT CAN COME, TOO.Copy !req
257. OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
258. MY HUSBAND IS A VERY BUSY MAN.Copy !req
259. BESIDES, WE DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THE EMPLOYEES.Copy !req
260. YOU'LL LOVE ME.Copy !req
261. I PROMISE.Copy !req
262. Michael HEY, CHRISTINA,
I'VE DECIDED TO MAKE YOU MY FIRST SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
263. COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
264. COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
265. HERE, COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
266. COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
267. COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
268. COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
269. OH, DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
270. YOU CAN BE MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
271. OH, ACTUALLY, I'M— I'M NOT GAY.Copy !req
272. I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH A COUPLE OF BABES,
SO—Copy !req
273. LET'S TALK AFTER A COUPLE OF COCKTAILS.Copy !req
274. DRINK TICKET?Copy !req
275. OH, THANKS, DUDE.Copy !req
276. ? YOU ARE MY DISCO PLAYING ON THE RADIO?
? YOU ARE MY DISCO...Copy !req
277. ?
I HAVE TONS OF THEM.Copy !req
278. ? PLAYING ON THE RADIO, YOU ARE MY DISCO?
? OH, YOU ARE MY DISCO?Copy !req
279. ? PLAYING ON THE RADIO...Copy !req
280. ?Copy !req
281. OH JAMES,
I'M SO GLAD I RAN INTO YOU.Copy !req
282. HERE, COME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
283. PAGEANT.Copy !req
284. I'D RATHER SUCK ON A URINAL CAKE.Copy !req
285. BUT JAMES, YOU HAVE TO COME.Copy !req
286. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
287. WHEN I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU?Copy !req
288. HAVE YOU MET KEOKI?Copy !req
289. WELL, ALOHA.Copy !req
290. HOW ABOUT A LEI?Copy !req
291. I'VE ALWAYS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR HAWAIIAN PUNCH.Copy !req
292. HIS NAME IS KEOKI AND HE'S MY NEW BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
293. - MMM.Copy !req
294. - TOODLES.Copy !req
295. TOODLES?Copy !req
296. COME ON.Copy !req
297. WAIT, IT SAYS HERE THAT I'M THE MC.Copy !req
298. TAXI!Copy !req
299. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?Copy !req
300. I'M A BAGGAGE HANDLER, THANK YOU,
- AT KENNEDY AIRPORT.Copy !req
301. - WELL, NOT ANYMORE.Copy !req
302. FROM NOW ON YOU'RE SUPERSTAR DJ KEOKI.Copy !req
303. REALLY?Copy !req
304. - COOL.Copy !req
305. WOW.Copy !req
306. - TAXI.Copy !req
307. YOU KNOW,
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE RIDING A CABCopy !req
308. THROUGH THE BRONX WITH A GUY.Copy !req
309. YOU KNOW, I FIGURE COME TO THE CLUB
AND TELL A COUPLE OF GIRLS NO, NOT TONIGHT.Copy !req
310. BUT I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE—
YOU KNOW...Copy !req
311. - IN.Copy !req
312. - OKAY.Copy !req
313. th STREET, ON THE DOUBLE.Copy !req
314. - FAR?Copy !req
315. - WAY, I HOPE.Copy !req
316. Keoki NO, I MEAN I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.Copy !req
317. Michael DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
318. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.Copy !req
319. Michael GET OUT!Copy !req
320. QUICK, RUN!Copy !req
321. NO, YOU FUCKING DEADBEAT, NO!Copy !req
322. ? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE MORE NIGHT?
? NIGHT, NIGHT?Copy !req
323. ? NIGHT, NIGHT...Copy !req
324. ?Copy !req
325. ? YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND
?Copy !req
326. ? LIKE A RECORD, BABY, RIGHT ROUND, ROUND,
ROUND?Copy !req
327. ? YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND
?Copy !req
328. ? LIKE A RECORD, BABY, RIGHT ROUND, ROUND
?Copy !req
329. ? I WANT YOUR LOVE...Copy !req
330. ?
Keoki WHOA!Copy !req
331. Keoki WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
332. IT'S A KITTY.Copy !req
333. IT'S OUR LOVE CHILD.Copy !req
334. WE'LL CALL HIM SKRINKLE.Copy !req
335. James AS YOU DRY YOUR EYES,
LET ME JUST SAY THIS ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
336. SKRINKLE WAS JUST THE BEGINNING.Copy !req
337. SKRINKLE BEGAT SKRODDLE, AND SKRINKLE ANDCopy !req
338. HE WAS BUILDING FOR US ALL.Copy !req
339. YOU WERE EITHER A SKRINK OR A SKROD.Copy !req
340. I WAS A SKRINK-LA DA IF I WAS GOOD.Copy !req
341. OR A STUPID SKROD LOVER IF I WAS BAD.Copy !req
342. SOMEHOW HIS DOPEY LANGUAGE CAUGHT ON.Copy !req
343. LIKE HIS STUPID PARTIES.Copy !req
344. THE WINNERS OF MICHAEL ALIG'SCopy !req
345. FIRST KING AND QUEEN OF DOWNTOWN CONTEST...Copy !req
346. AND KEOKI THE IT BOY.Copy !req
347. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
348. ? THEY ONLY WANT YOU WHEN YOU'RE?
? WHEN YOU'RE YOU'RE NO FUN?Copy !req
349. ? THEY TAKE A POLAROID AND LET YOU GO...Copy !req
350. ?
James HE WAS TROUBLE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
351. MICHAEL WAS OUT FOR REVENGE.Copy !req
352. THAT'S WHAT I LIKED ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
353. MICHAEL WAS GROWING ON ME,
LIKE A FUNGUS.Copy !req
354. MY ASSCopy !req
355. ABOVE th STREET TO HIS SIXTH FLOOR WALK-UP
IN THE BRONX ONE CHRISTMAS EVE?Copy !req
356. THE NORTH POLE.Copy !req
357. I'VE MADE IT ACROSS THE FROZEN TUNDRA.Copy !req
358. WAY BACK.Copy !req
359. I HAD TO EAT THEM.Copy !req
360. KEOKI, WOULD YOU BE A LAMB AND RUB MY EXTREMITIES?Copy !req
361. I FEAR THEY'RE FROSTBITTEN.Copy !req
362. JAMES, I WANT YOU TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR
BECAUSE TONIGHT I'VE INVITEDCopy !req
363. A VERY IMPORTANT SURPRISE GUEST.Copy !req
364. LET ME GUESS, CHRISTINA.Copy !req
365. AND SHE'S GOING TO CHOP US ALL UP AND SERVE
US AS FONDUE.Copy !req
366. I KNOW WHAT PIECE I WANT.Copy !req
367. KEOKI, COULD YOU CARVE THE TURKEY?Copy !req
368. YOU KNOW I CAN'T BEAR TO.Copy !req
369. DARLING, HALF THE FUN OF EATING MEAT IS HACKING
IT UP.Copy !req
370. — JAMES, CAN YOU GET THAT?Copy !req
371. Radio? Think of all the fun I've missed...Copy !req
372. ?
HELLO.Copy !req
373. YEAH, RIGHT THERE IS FINE.Copy !req
374. ? Next year I could be just as good?
? If you'd check off my Christmas list...Copy !req
375. ?
MICHAEL.Copy !req
376. ? SANTA BABY...Copy !req
377. ?
HA!Copy !req
378. MERRY CHRISTMAS, KID.Copy !req
379. OH, PETER, THANK YOU.Copy !req
380. THANK YOU, PETER.Copy !req
381. IT'S SO...Copy !req
382. BIG.Copy !req
383. KEOKI, WILL YOU PUT SOME MUSIC ON?Copy !req
384. YES.Copy !req
385. JAMES, THERE'S CHAMPAGNE ON ICE IN THE FRIDGE.Copy !req
386. IT'S SUCH A SHAME YOUR WIFE COULDN'T COME.Copy !req
387. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN THINKING,
I'VE DECIDED IT'S TIME FOR ME TO START THROWINGCopy !req
388. DANCE FLOOR.Copy !req
389. YOUR PARTIES BARELY BREAK EVEN.Copy !req
390. I HAVE TO LET ALL THESE PEOPLE IN FOR FREE.Copy !req
391. I HAVE TO GIVE THEM FREE DRINKS.Copy !req
392. MICHAEL, I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY OFF OF YOU.Copy !req
393. PETER, WILL YOU STOP BEING SUCH A NEGATIVE
NANCY?Copy !req
394. PEOPLE WON'T BE SEEN DEAD IN YOUR CLUB.Copy !req
395. I'M JUST STARTING TO GET A BUZZ GOING.Copy !req
396. "O, WOULD THAT I WERE A GLOVE UPON THAT HAND..."Copy !req
397. - HUH?Copy !req
398. - "O, SPEAK AGAIN BRIGHT ANGEL."Copy !req
399. YO, MAN, I'M WITH MICHAEL.Copy !req
400. MY ONLY LOVE SPRUNG FROM MY ONLY HATE.Copy !req
401. MAN, I CAN'T FIND A RECORD TO PLAY
AND I KNOW IT'S A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR MICHAEL.Copy !req
402. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
403. IT IS.Copy !req
404. GIANT ANIMAL COSTUMES LIKE ICY THE POLARCopy !req
405. AND CLARA THE CAREFREE CHICKEN.Copy !req
406. AND TO MAKE THINGS REALLY SIZZLE, WE'LL HAVE
A HOT BODY CONTEST.Copy !req
407. KEOKI WILL BE THE DJ, OF COURSE.Copy !req
408. THERE ARE THREE SIMPLE RULES YOU NEED TO REMEMBER.Copy !req
409. SET.Copy !req
410. THEY'RE PRE-MIXED, THEY LAST FOR HOURS.Copy !req
411. MADONNA ALWAYS WORKS.Copy !req
412. WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS,Copy !req
413. PLAY TECHNO.Copy !req
414. IT'S NON-DESCRIPT, NON-RECOGNIZABLECopy !req
415. EDGE.Copy !req
416. OH, I LOVE THIS RECORD.Copy !req
417. IT'S SO...Copy !req
418. DISCO.Copy !req
419. YOU PATHETIC, DRUG-ADDICT LOSERS!Copy !req
420. MICHAEL, I AM NOT ADDICTED TO DRUGS, I'M ADDICTED
TO GLAMOUR.Copy !req
421. Michael YOU, JAMES CLERK,
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
422. HOW DARE YOU USE MY REAL NAME.Copy !req
423. AND MICHAEL, YOUR CHAMPAGNE—
CORRECTION, YOUR SPARKLING WINE, TASTES LIKECopy !req
424. PISS.Copy !req
425. SO WHERE WAS I?Copy !req
426. OH YEAH.Copy !req
427. SO WE'LL PUT JAMES IN A CAGECopy !req
428. "DO NOT FEED THE DRUG CHILD."Copy !req
429. IT'LL TRANSFORM LIMELIGHT AND NEW YORK NIGHTLIFE
FOREVER.Copy !req
430. IT'LL BE MORE OUTRAGEOUS THAN ANYTHING BEFORE
IT.Copy !req
431. NEW STARS, NO RULES, ANYTHING GOES.Copy !req
432. EVERYONE WILL WANT TO COME.Copy !req
433. MICHAEL, AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ANYTHING
I'M SAYING?Copy !req
434. YES SIREE, BUT THIS WILL WORK.Copy !req
435. I'D STAKE MY LIFE ON IT.Copy !req
436. - Peter YOU'RE CRAZY.Copy !req
437. AH, JAMES, KEOKI.Copy !req
438. JUST IN TIME TO TOAST TO...Copy !req
439. DISCO.
Peter TO DISCO.Copy !req
440. ? CALLERS AS THOUGH THEY WERE CHRISTMAS EVE
?Copy !req
441. ? DISAPPOINTED BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY?
? SHE GAVE ME LAUGHTER AND HOPE?Copy !req
442. ? AND A SOCK IN THE EYE?
? IN MY YOUNG LIFE AND I KNOW SOMETHING NOWCopy !req
443. ?
? I'VE NEVER TRIED TO CREATE A WOW?Copy !req
444. ? WOWS ARE FEW, FRUSTRATION MORE COMMON...
?Copy !req
445. James MY SOUR GRAPES WERE HIS SWEET WINE.Copy !req
446. DON'T ASK ME HOW, BUT IT CLICKED.Copy !req
447. WAS THE KING OF THE CLUB KIDS.Copy !req
448. I HAD TO ADAPT OR DIE.Copy !req
449. BEHIND ME, THE CHOICE OF THE NEW GENERATION—
WEIRD CLOTHES, WILD MAKE-UPCopy !req
450. AND NO PARTICULAR SEXUAL PREFERENCE.Copy !req
451. CLUB KIDS OR CLUB BRATS?Copy !req
452. YOU DECIDE.Copy !req
453. AND THEY TAKE ECSTASY,Copy !req
454. A DRUG KNOWN TO CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE IN RATS.Copy !req
455. THE ROAD OF EXCESS LEADS TO A PALACE OF...Copy !req
456. FABULOUSNESS.Copy !req
457. I'M ELKE, MICHAEL'S MOM,
AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOUCopy !req
458. THAT ANYONE CAN BE A CLUB KID.Copy !req
459. - IT'S ECSTASY.Copy !req
460. - I WAS WATCHING THAT.Copy !req
461. - FAGGOT.Copy !req
462. ? TELL ME, TELL ME?
? TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME?Copy !req
463. ? TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME...Copy !req
464. ?
- ALL ABOARD.Copy !req
465. HOW DO YOU LIKE MY U.F.O.?Copy !req
466. OH, DEAR GOD, NO.Copy !req
467. MICHAEL!Copy !req
468. MICHAEL, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
469. NOT NOW, WE HAVE TO GO BEFORE THE POLICE GET
HERE.Copy !req
470. - IN.Copy !req
471. - BUT, MICHAEL!Copy !req
472. Michael I'M FINE.Copy !req
473. HELLO.Copy !req
474. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
475. - I'M ANGEL.Copy !req
476. - WELL, WHERE'S YOUR WINGS?Copy !req
477. - MICHAEL!Copy !req
478. - HUH?Copy !req
479. CAN YOU HELP US GET THIS DOOR CLOSED?Copy !req
480. YOU HAVE TO DO IT FROM THE OUTSIDE.Copy !req
481. BUT IF I DO THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO COME.Copy !req
482. IF YOU DO THIS NOW, YOU'LL BE ONE OF US.Copy !req
483. NEXT TIME I'LL MAKE YOU V.I.P.--
VERY VERY IMPORTANT PERSON.Copy !req
484. - MICHAEL!Copy !req
485. - NOW.Copy !req
486. BE AN ANGEL.Copy !req
487. - MICHAEL, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.Copy !req
488. - PLEASE.Copy !req
489. - TRUCK.Copy !req
490. ALL RIGHT, COME ON.Copy !req
491. LET'S GO, SWEETIE.Copy !req
492. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.Copy !req
493. GET UP.Copy !req
494. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
495. James MICHAEL, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BOUGHTCopy !req
496. ALL THIS CRAP.Copy !req
497. Michael OH, JAMES, DON'T BE JEALOUS.Copy !req
498. I'VE GOT A LUXURY CONDO AND YOU DON'T.Copy !req
499. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
500. TIME TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME.Copy !req
501. - BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
502. - YOU.Copy !req
503. - BIRTHDAY, BABY.Copy !req
504. - OH, KEOKI, HOW NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP
AFTER WHAT, FOUR OR FIVE DAYS?Copy !req
505. YOU'RE FUCKED UP, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
506. EVERYONE, THIS IS FREEZ.Copy !req
507. HE USED TO BE A HAT-MAKER,
NOW HE'S A DRUG DEALER.Copy !req
508. EVERYONE SAY HELLO.Copy !req
509. MICHAEL, PLEASE.Copy !req
510. HA!Copy !req
511. FUCKING JUNKIE.Copy !req
512. OH, IS THAT FOR ME?Copy !req
513. HOW LOVELY.Copy !req
514. TAKE IT, YOU LITTLE FUCK!Copy !req
515. HEY, DON'T TOUCH MY RECORDS, MAN.Copy !req
516. YOUR RECORDS?Copy !req
517. DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.Copy !req
518. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY.Copy !req
519. YOU'RE NOT A SUPERSTAR DJ,
YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT DJ AND EVERYBODY KNOWSCopy !req
520. IT.Copy !req
521. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OUT
OF THE VERY DANGEROUS WORLD OF HABERDASHERY.Copy !req
522. OH, DRUGS ARE JUST A SIDELINE.Copy !req
523. PROFITABLE, THOUGH.Copy !req
524. MAY I SAMPLE YOUR WARES?Copy !req
525. MICHAEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
526. SKRINKLE AND I JUST DID ALL YOUR COCAINE.Copy !req
527. YOU DID WHAT?Copy !req
528. I SHOULD SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.Copy !req
529. GREAT, SO NOW WE HAVE TWO DRUG ADDICTS IN
THE FAMILY?Copy !req
530. AND SKRINKLE MAKES THREE.Copy !req
531. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE?Copy !req
532. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ANY MORE"?Copy !req
533. MORE AS IN MORE, MORON.Copy !req
534. WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, DUH-FACE?Copy !req
535. FUCK YOU.Copy !req
536. I'M OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
537. YOU'RE JUST MAD 'CAUSE I DID ALL YOUR STUFF
AND I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE IT.Copy !req
538. IF YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR I'M GOING TO KILL
MYSELF.Copy !req
539. ? TURN AROUND?Copy !req
540. ? EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE BIT LONELY
?Copy !req
541. ? AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING ROUND?
? TURN AROUND?Copy !req
542. ? EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE...Copy !req
543. ?
WAKE UP, MICHAEL.Copy !req
544. YOU CAME.Copy !req
545. ? EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET A LITTLE...Copy !req
546. ?
THESE SUICIDE ATTEMPTS HAVE GOT TO STOP.Copy !req
547. WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE FAR TOO SELFISH
TO EVER HURT YOURSELF.Copy !req
548. JAMES, HOLD ME, PLEASE.Copy !req
549. I FEEL COLD INSIDE.Copy !req
550. ? EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART?
? TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES...Copy !req
551. ?
OKAY, JUST THIS ONCE.Copy !req
552. I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.Copy !req
553. THERE ISN'T ENOUGH LOVE
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO SATISFY YOU.Copy !req
554. WELL, KEOKI'S ALL I NEED.Copy !req
555. A NICE HOT CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
556. CAN YOU PUT SOME ECSTASY IN MINE?Copy !req
557. WHAT?Copy !req
558. SINCE WHEN ARE YOU INTO DRUGS?Copy !req
559. ECSTASY ISN'T A DRUG, SILLY.Copy !req
560. IT'S NOT EVEN A LISTED SUBSTANCE.Copy !req
561. IT'S JUST MEDICATION
FOR MY RAPID-CYCLING BIPOLAR DISORDER.Copy !req
562. PEOPLE SAY WE'RE SUPERFICIAL.Copy !req
563. WE ARE.Copy !req
564. PROFOUNDLY SO.Copy !req
565. WE'RE TWO PEAS IN A POD, YOU AND I, JAMES.Copy !req
566. PITY THE POD.Copy !req
567. YOU'RE THE YODA TO MY LUKE.Copy !req
568. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
569. YOU ARE THE PAULA ABDUL TO MY JANET JACKSON.Copy !req
570. THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?Copy !req
571. IN JUNIOR HIGH?Copy !req
572. I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO.Copy !req
573. CUE THE MUSIC.Copy !req
574. WHEN I WAS WE WERE INSEPARABLE, HIM AND I.Copy !req
575. WE CAME UP WITH THIS PLAN THAT HE'D KIDNAPCopy !req
576. ME
AND MY BODY WOULD NEVER EVER BE FOUND.Copy !req
577. SPACES.Copy !req
578. HIS FATHER FOUND US WRESTLING.Copy !req
579. AFTER THAT, HE NEVER TALKED TO ME AGAIN.Copy !req
580. I CALLED HIM LAST NIGHT,
AFTER KEOKI LEFT.Copy !req
581. HE'S MARRIED NOW, WITH KIDS.Copy !req
582. HE WOULDN'T EVEN COME TO THE PHONE.Copy !req
583. HIS WIFE HUNG UP ON ME.Copy !req
584. I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD MOVE IN WITH ME,
JAMES.Copy !req
585. I'M JUST LIKE A BALLOON,
UNLESS SOMEONE HOLDS MY STRING...Copy !req
586. I'LL FLOAT AWAY.Copy !req
587. GOOD, IT'S SETTLED THEN.Copy !req
588. WE'LL GO GET YOUR STUFF LATER TODAY.Copy !req
589. Michael OUR MAGAZINE'S ON THE STANDS TODAY.Copy !req
590. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?Copy !req
591. OUR OWN MAGAZINE.Copy !req
592. I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT.Copy !req
593. AND THERE'S A PROBLEM, A BIG PROBLEM.Copy !req
594. I'VE BEEN CUT OFF.Copy !req
595. "JAMES ST.Copy !req
596. JAMES HEADS UP WHITE SLAVE RING.Copy !req
597. SELLS -YEAR-OLD BOYS ON AVENUE B.
EXCLUSIVE BY MICHAEL ALIG."Copy !req
598. WHY, MICHAEL, WHY?Copy !req
599. COME ON, SKRINK, I THINK IT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
600. MY FATHER DOES NOT SHARE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.Copy !req
601. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A "PROJECT X" READER.Copy !req
602. YES YOU DID, BECAUSE YOU SENT HIM A LIFETIME
SUBSCRIPTION.Copy !req
603. AND NOW I'VE BEEN CUT OFF WITHOUT A PENNY.Copy !req
604. AND NO MORE FUCKING COMMES DES GARCONS, MICHAEL.Copy !req
605. WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A FATHER.Copy !req
606. MICHAEL, FOR ONCE,
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
607. LOOK, JAMES, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
608. I'LL TALK TO YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
609. I PROMISE.Copy !req
610. LOOK...Copy !req
611. WHY DON'T WE MAKE A PACT, OKAY?Copy !req
612. THAT WHENEVER YOU'RE DOWN, I'LL HELP YOU,
AND WHENEVER I'M DOWN, YOU'LL HELP ME.Copy !req
613. IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SEESAW.Copy !req
614. EXCEPT NEITHER ONE OF US CAN GET OFF.Copy !req
615. ? I-I-I-I-I need?Copy !req
616. ? I need you?
? I-I-I-I-I-I Need...Copy !req
617. ?
COME ON.Copy !req
618. COME ON.Copy !req
619. ? I-I-I need, I need you?
? Two of hearts?Copy !req
620. ? Two hearts that beat as one?
- ? Two of hearts? - ? I need you, I needCopy !req
621. you?
? Two of hearts?Copy !req
622. ? Two hearts that beat as one?
? Two of hearts, come on, come on?Copy !req
623. ? I-I-I-I-I need?
? I need you?Copy !req
624. ? I-I-I-I-I need?
? I-I-I-I-I need?Copy !req
625. ? I need, I need?
? I need you.Copy !req
626. ?
WHAT'S FOR DINNER, JAMES?Copy !req
627. I'M STARVED.Copy !req
628. I FINISHED THE MOST MARVELOUS SENTENCE TODAY.Copy !req
629. THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
630. WHAT'S FOR DINNER?Copy !req
631. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS.Copy !req
632. THE RHYTHM, THE SYNTAX, THE DISSONANCE,
THE DIPHTHONGS— IT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
633. "LAST NIGHT I DREAMT OF GLOCCA MORRA...Copy !req
634. AGAIN."Copy !req
635. IT'S REALLY A SHAME YOU CAN'T PUBLISH A SENTENCE.Copy !req
636. I'M CONVINCED IT WOULD BE A BESTSELLER.Copy !req
637. EXPERTLY PREPARED BY YOUR SOUS CHEF.Copy !req
638. - CALL?Copy !req
639. - NO.Copy !req
640. HE PROMISED HE'D CALL.Copy !req
641. WE'LL SEE HIM NEXT WEEK IN DALLAS, IF HE BOTHERS
TO SHOW UP.Copy !req
642. YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
643. YOU NEED A NEW PROJECT,
SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY.Copy !req
644. I KNOW,
WHY NOT CREATE A NEW SUPERSTAR?Copy !req
645. A SUPERSTAR DRUG DEALER.Copy !req
646. THEY'D BE INSTANTLY POPULAR BECAUSE DRUG DEALERSCopy !req
647. LOVES DRUGS.Copy !req
648. FOR FREE.Copy !req
649. AND IF THEY DIDN'T, I'D JUST THEM RIGHT OUT
OF THE CLUB.Copy !req
650. - DON'T SPILL IT.Copy !req
651. - MICHAEL, YOU'RE SUCH AN ADDICT.Copy !req
652. — THAT'LL BE KEOKI.Copy !req
653. HELLO.Copy !req
654. NO.Copy !req
655. JAMES, NO DIPPING INTO THE COOKING SHERRY!Copy !req
656. YEAH.Copy !req
657. OH, OKAY.Copy !req
658. YES, YES, THANK YOU.Copy !req
659. BYE.Copy !req
660. WAS THAT KEOKI?Copy !req
661. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
662. DID HE ASK ABOUT ME?Copy !req
663. IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
664. IT WASN'T KEOKI.Copy !req
665. IT WAS THE POLICE.Copy !req
666. NOW GIVE ME MY K.
THE POLICE?Copy !req
667. WHAT DID THEY WANT?Copy !req
668. - SUBJECT.Copy !req
669. - MICHAEL, TELL ME.Copy !req
670. CHRISTINA'S DEAD.Copy !req
671. NOW GIVE ME MY GODDAMN K.
MICHAEL, OH MY GOD.Copy !req
672. COME ON, LET ME DO YOUR MAKE-UP.Copy !req
673. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.Copy !req
674. LATE?Copy !req
675. HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING OUT?Copy !req
676. I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS PARTY FOR MONTHS.Copy !req
677. US.Copy !req
678. - GHOUL.Copy !req
679. OH PLEASE, THE BEST SUPERSTAR IS A DEAD SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
680. - IT.Copy !req
681. I MEAN IT!Copy !req
682. MY FUCKING BUTT IS ON FIRE!Copy !req
683. COME ON.Copy !req
684. LET ME DO YOUR FACE.Copy !req
685. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.Copy !req
686. HI.Copy !req
687. WELCOME TO CHICKEN BUN.Copy !req
688. MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE?Copy !req
689. YES, I'D LIKE CHEESEBURGERS
AND FRENCH FRIES, PLEASE.Copy !req
690. WILL THAT BE TO STAY OR TO GO?Copy !req
691. TO STAY.Copy !req
692. WILL THERE BE ANYTHING TO DRINK WITH THAT?Copy !req
693. HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOUR THICK AND CREAMY MILKSHAKES?Copy !req
694. MY NAME'S RODNEY.Copy !req
695. YOU CAN CALL ME ROD FOR SHORT.Copy !req
696. HELLO, ROD.Copy !req
697. DINNER'S SERVED.Copy !req
698. DON'T BE SHY.Copy !req
699. OH, I'M SORRY.Copy !req
700. CHRISTINA'S DEAD!Copy !req
701. RA LA DIDDLE DOO!Copy !req
702. ? YOU GOT TO WALK?
? WALK?Copy !req
703. ? WALK YOUR ASS DOWN THE RUNWAY, JETWAY?
? WALK, WALK?Copy !req
704. ? MODELING IS AN UGLY BUSINESS...Copy !req
705. ?
MICHAEL.Copy !req
706. - MICHAEL!Copy !req
707. HEY, I GOT MY WINGS.Copy !req
708. THEN FLY AWAY HOME.Copy !req
709. ARE COMING.Copy !req
710. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
711. HEY!Copy !req
712. DO YOU STILL WANT THAT MILKSHAKE?Copy !req
713. OF COURSE.Copy !req
714. TO GO.Copy !req
715. Man LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEET AMERICA'S FUTURE.Copy !req
716. THE CLUB KIDS.Copy !req
717. HERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
718. — ( audience applauding
)Copy !req
719. ? YOU BETTER WORK, COVER-GIRL?
? WORK IT, GIRL, GIVE A TWIRL?Copy !req
720. ? DO YOUR THING ON THE RUNWAY?
? WORK, SUPERMODEL?Copy !req
721. ? WORK IT, GIRL, AROUND THE WORLD?
? WET YOUR LIPS AND MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERACopy !req
722. ?
? WORK, TURN TO THE LEFT?Copy !req
723. ? WORK, NOW TURN TO THE RIGHT?
? WORK, SACHER CHANTER?Copy !req
724. ? WORK, TURN TO THE LEFT?
? WORK, NOW TURN TO THE RIGHT...Copy !req
725. ?
WHO INVITED HIM?Copy !req
726. - I DID.Copy !req
727. - FOR?Copy !req
728. AND IT'S NOT EVEN OUR HALLOWEEN SHOW.Copy !req
729. CLUB KIDS, SO WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO?Copy !req
730. WE DON'T DO, WE JUST ARE.Copy !req
731. BUT WHAT ABOUT WORK?Copy !req
732. IT TAKES A LOT OF WORK TO LOOK THAT RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
733. WELL, MY WINGED VALKYRIE...Copy !req
734. - YOURSELF?Copy !req
735. CAN'T YOU GUESS?Copy !req
736. HE'S A DRUG DEALER.Copy !req
737. - NO, BUT SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
738. - IT'S ALL JUST INNOCENT FUN.Copy !req
739. THEY'RE NOT HURTING ANYONE.Copy !req
740. LET THE CHILDREN PLAY.Copy !req
741. WE'RE PARTYING WITH THE CLUB KIDS,
FAMOUS BECAUSE THEY'RE FABULOUS.Copy !req
742. THAT'S SO COOL.Copy !req
743. Man AND WE'RE CLEAR.Copy !req
744. - MICHAEL, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
745. - JAIL.Copy !req
746. NO, MY BABY BEHIND BARS?Copy !req
747. ME AND RODNEY HIJACKED AND CRASHED A CAB.Copy !req
748. - OUT.Copy !req
749. - ANGEL?Copy !req
750. ACTUALLY, ANGEL BAILED YOU OUT.Copy !req
751. ME?Copy !req
752. YEAH, I TOLD THE POLICE I WAS YOU.Copy !req
753. OH, JAMES, IT'S JUST ALL IN FUN.Copy !req
754. CREAM.Copy !req
755. MICHAEL, I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU.Copy !req
756. I HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU.Copy !req
757. Man WE'RE BACK IN FIVE, FOUR,
- THREE.Copy !req
758. SO, JUST WHAT IS A CLUB KID?Copy !req
759. IT'S ALL ABOUT SELF-EXPRESSION.Copy !req
760. IF YOU FEEL LIKE A TROLL, THEN YOU SHOULD
LOOK LIKE A TROLL.Copy !req
761. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.Copy !req
762. I MEAN, IF YOU HAVE A HUNCHBACK
JUST THROW A LITTLE GLITTER ON IT, HONEY,Copy !req
763. AND GO DANCING.Copy !req
764. - ARE?Copy !req
765. - HE'S A TROLL.Copy !req
766. TROLL ST.Copy !req
767. TROLL.Copy !req
768. I AM JAMES ST.Copy !req
769. JAMES, THE ORIGINAL.Copy !req
770. THE ORIGINAL DRUG CHILD.Copy !req
771. AS YOU CAN SEE, YEARS OF ABUSE
HAVE TAKEN ITS TOLL ON THE TROLL.Copy !req
772. ALTHOUGH HE LOOKS MUCH OLDER,
HE JUST TURNED.Copy !req
773. I AM
AND MICHAEL ALIG HAS STOLEN ALL OF MY IDEAS.Copy !req
774. WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE?Copy !req
775. CAN YOU REALLY BE A CLUB KID IN YOUR s?Copy !req
776. ASK MY MOM.Copy !req
777. WHY NOT?Copy !req
778. MY SON IS A SUCCESS.Copy !req
779. FOR ME AT THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
780. ISN'T IT TRUE, MA'AM, THAT YOUR SON MICHAEL
TURNED YOU ON TO THE PILL ECSTASY?Copy !req
781. — ( Michael chuckles
)Copy !req
782. HE SAID IT WAS A HEADACHE PILL.Copy !req
783. WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU TOOK IT?Copy !req
784. MY HEADACHE WENT AWAY.Copy !req
785. STARTING IN DALLAS NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
786. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE.Copy !req
787. THESE ARE THE CLUB KIDS.Copy !req
788. GOD BLESS YOU ALL.Copy !req
789. THANKS SO MUCH, MR.Copy !req
790. CHICKEN.Copy !req
791. GREAT.Copy !req
792. THANK YOU, DEAR.Copy !req
793. Great stuff.Copy !req
794. Really liked it.Copy !req
795. I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, BUT THE PLACECopy !req
796. ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.Copy !req
797. - RIGHT.Copy !req
798. - MM-HMM.Copy !req
799. AND THAT'S GOING TO DO US A LOT OF GOOD WHEN
THE FEDS SHUT US DOWN.Copy !req
800. - THAT?Copy !req
801. - ANGEL, HAVE YOU GOT—
- MICHAEL, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
802. - WHAT?Copy !req
803. LIE ABOUT MY AGE TO THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
804. - ANGEL, I REALLY NEED— - MICHAEL, IT'S TIME
TO GO.Copy !req
805. I'VE GOT A DATE.Copy !req
806. MOM, I CAN'T TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
807. - I'M SICK.Copy !req
808. - NO, YOU'RE SICK?Copy !req
809. WHAT'S—
OH, IT'S NOTHING.Copy !req
810. IT'S JUST HEROIN WITHDRAWAL.Copy !req
811. MICHAEL.Copy !req
812. MICHAEL!Copy !req
813. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
814. - FAULT?Copy !req
815. - FAULT.Copy !req
816. YOU— YOU FEEDING MY CHILD DRUGS.Copy !req
817. NO, DIDN'T YOU SEE...Copy !req
818. COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU TO PORT AUTHORITY.Copy !req
819. I CAME IN A STRETCH LIMO.Copy !req
820. I'M NOT LEAVING IN A BUS.Copy !req
821. I KNOW.Copy !req
822. IT'S A TRAGEDY.Copy !req
823. CLUB KIDS?Copy !req
824. NO.Copy !req
825. - PRESS.Copy !req
826. - COST.Copy !req
827. I BUY YOU AN APARTMENT, SET YOU UP WITH A
MAGAZINE,Copy !req
828. PAY ALL YOUR BILLS AND STILL YOU WANT MORE.Copy !req
829. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH, IS IT?Copy !req
830. IT'S A RECIPROCAL KIND OF RELATIONSHIP, YOU
KNOW, PETER?Copy !req
831. FATHER-SON KIND OF THING?Copy !req
832. AND ANOTHER THING,
YOUR DRUG USE IS BECOMING INDISCRIMINATE.Copy !req
833. I WON'T DO CRACK WITHOUT HEROIN.Copy !req
834. COME HERE.Copy !req
835. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
836. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS?Copy !req
837. THEY'RE THE FEDS
AND THEY'RE WATCHING ME AROUND THE CLOCK.Copy !req
838. THEY THINK I'M RUNNING SOME KIND OF DRUG SUPERMARKET.Copy !req
839. OH, PETER, YOU'RE JUST PARANOID.Copy !req
840. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS?Copy !req
841. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HAVE ANY FUN.Copy !req
842. LOOK, I HAVE TO START PLAYING THE GAME.Copy !req
843. IF I WANT TO HAVE FUN, MICHAEL,
I'D GO AWAY ON A LITTLE...Copy !req
844. VACATION.Copy !req
845. I'D BOOK A HOTEL ROOM
AND I'D DISAPPEAR FOR A FEW DAYS.Copy !req
846. IN FACT,
I'M PLANNING A VACATION QUITE SOON.Copy !req
847. COULD I HAVE A LITTLE MORE?Copy !req
848. YOU KNOW, FOR EXPENSES.Copy !req
849. GOD,Copy !req
850. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE IN DALLAS.Copy !req
851. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DID ON TV.Copy !req
852. THAT SHOW CHANGED MY LIFE.Copy !req
853. AND FAMOUS FOR NO REASON.Copy !req
854. I THOUGHT, OH MY GOD, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO
DO.Copy !req
855. I CRIED.Copy !req
856. GOD.Copy !req
857. JUST WAIT TILL YOU TRY MY DRUG SALAD.Copy !req
858. - WHERE'S KEOKI?Copy !req
859. - DIDN'T MAKE HIS CONNECTION.Copy !req
860. SOMETHING HE'S BEEN DOING FOR SOME TIME NOW.Copy !req
861. A LITTLE SOMETHING, GENTLEMEN?Copy !req
862. NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GUARDIAN
ANGEL.Copy !req
863. STICK WITH ME, ANGEL.Copy !req
864. I'LL MAKE YOU A SUPERSTAR.Copy !req
865. THANKS, SKROD.Copy !req
866. THAT'S SKRINK-LA DOO TO YOU.Copy !req
867. BROOKE, YOU SHOULD REALLY MOVE TO NEW YORK.Copy !req
868. SHUT UP.Copy !req
869. NEW YORK?Copy !req
870. OH HON, HE SAYS THAT TO EVERYONE.Copy !req
871. SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY DO MOVE TO NEW YORK,
THE POOR THINGS.Copy !req
872. NO JOB, NOWHERE TO STAY.Copy !req
873. A BUFFALO NICKEL.Copy !req
874. DON'T LISTEN TO JAMES.Copy !req
875. HE'S SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA.Copy !req
876. DEMENTIA?Copy !req
877. I KNOW HER.Copy !req
878. SHE'S A DRAG QUEEN, RIGHT?Copy !req
879. CAN MY FRIEND GITSIE COME TOO?Copy !req
880. HEY, GITSIE, COME OVER HERE.Copy !req
881. COME HERE!Copy !req
882. Brooklets GITSIE, MICHAEL.Copy !req
883. MICHAEL, GITSIE.Copy !req
884. - HI.Copy !req
885. - HI.Copy !req
886. GITSIE, WHAT A GREAT NAME.Copy !req
887. OF COURSE, YOU CAN BOTH COME.Copy !req
888. AND YOU CAN BE MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
889. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW YOU ON TV.Copy !req
890. AND YOU CAN BOTH STAY WITH US.Copy !req
891. James MICHAEL, ISN'T IT GETTING A LITTLE CROWDED
IN HOUR HUMBLE ABODE?Copy !req
892. WHAT WITH FREEZ, ANGEL,
MOI, YOUR NAME?Copy !req
893. - BROOKE.Copy !req
894. - BROOKE, AND THIS ONE?Copy !req
895. OH, JAMES, IT'S NOT LIKE I SEE YOU PAYING
ANY RENT.Copy !req
896. RE— I COOK, I CLEAN,
I TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
897. SALAD IS SERVED.Copy !req
898. FIVE MINUTES TO SHOW TIME.Copy !req
899. Michael and James SHOW TIME?Copy !req
900. YOUR SHOW.Copy !req
901. BUT WE DON'T HAVE A SHOW.Copy !req
902. WE DON'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
903. CURTAIN UP AT THE END OF THIS SONG.Copy !req
904. Michael and James SONG?Copy !req
905. Announcer LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MANHATTAN'S ONLY CLUB KIDS.Copy !req
906. GREETINGS CITIZENS.Copy !req
907. OTHER THAN MONEY, SUCCESS,
FAME, GLAMOURCopy !req
908. HAS EITHER BEEN DISCREDITED OR DESTROYED.Copy !req
909. MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR.Copy !req
910. FOR WE ARE LIVING IN THE AGE OF THE THING.Copy !req
911. MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR.Copy !req
912. MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR.Copy !req
913. MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR.Copy !req
914. MONEY, SUCCESS, FAME, GLAMOUR.Copy !req
915. MONEY.Copy !req
916. BLOOD FEAST?Copy !req
917. LEGS CUT OFF?Copy !req
918. MICHAEL, THIS IS SICK.Copy !req
919. OF COURSE IT'S SICK.Copy !req
920. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SICK.Copy !req
921. NO!Copy !req
922. BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I WANT TO HAVE A
BLOOD FEAST.Copy !req
923. OVER MY DEAD BODY.Copy !req
924. IF YOU WANT YOUR MORTGAGE PAID, YOU WILL CHECK
YOURSELF INTO REHAB.Copy !req
925. BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO.Copy !req
926. I SAID I WOULD PAY.Copy !req
927. DOES SHE SPEAK?Copy !req
928. ONLY WHEN HE WANTS ME TO.Copy !req
929. MY KIND OF GIRL.Copy !req
930. ALL RIGHT LOOK,Copy !req
931. AS A GOING-AWAY PRESENT.Copy !req
932. THANK YOU, PETER.Copy !req
933. I PROMISE.Copy !req
934. OH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR VACATION.Copy !req
935. TA-DAH!Copy !req
936. BUGS.Copy !req
937. BUGS.Copy !req
938. I KNOW THEY'RE HERE SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
939. HE'S OUT THERE.Copy !req
940. Peter YOU THINK YOU'RE PETER PAN, MICHAEL.Copy !req
941. BUT YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
942. I'M PETER.Copy !req
943. AND I'M SITTING ON THE PAN.Copy !req
944. Michael I WAS JUST THINKING.Copy !req
945. BE IN CENTRAL PARK.Copy !req
946. IN THE SUNSHINE.Copy !req
947. MICHAEL!Copy !req
948. YOU AND ME.Copy !req
949. Peter GITSIE!Copy !req
950. - CREAM.Copy !req
951. - IT'S LONELY IN HERE.Copy !req
952. I WANT MY MONEY, MICHAEL.Copy !req
953. I FEEL SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
954. Angel MICHAEL, I WANT MY MONEY.Copy !req
955. MICHAEL, WAKE UP!Copy !req
956. COME ON!Copy !req
957. OH GOD.Copy !req
958. James? SKRINK LA DA?Copy !req
959. ? LA SKROD LA DOODLE DA?
? LA SKRINK LA SKROD LA SKROD LA DOODLE SKRINKCopy !req
960. LA DA?
? SKRINK LA DOODLE DA SKROD.Copy !req
961. ?
- I KNEW YOU'D COME.Copy !req
962. - BANANA?Copy !req
963. PEACH?Copy !req
964. OH MY GOD!Copy !req
965. YOU'RE ALIVE!Copy !req
966. IT WAS SO NICE BEING DEAD.Copy !req
967. LOOK AT YOU IN THAT E.R.Copy !req
968. SHEET.Copy !req
969. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
970. I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
971. THE EMERGENCY ROOM.Copy !req
972. WE'LL ALL GET DRESSED UP LIKE NURSES AND DOCTORS
AND GIVE OUT PRESCRIPTIONS FOR FREE DRUGS.Copy !req
973. ENEMA.Copy !req
974. MICHAEL, I CAN'T.Copy !req
975. - I BE A MENTAL PATIENT?Copy !req
976. - CAN.Copy !req
977. JAMES, DO YOU HAVE A BUMP OF K?Copy !req
978. I'M REALLY TRYING TO GET MY ACT TOGETHER AND
WRITE, MICHAEL.Copy !req
979. A BUMP OF K'S GOING TO KILL ME NOW, IS IT?Copy !req
980. COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
981. MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE.Copy !req
982. YOU'RE ATTACHED TO THINGS.Copy !req
983. MICHAEL!Copy !req
984. COME ON, JAMES.Copy !req
985. THE SHOW MUST GO ON.Copy !req
986. ? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?Copy !req
987. ? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?
? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?Copy !req
988. ? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?
? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?Copy !req
989. ? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?
? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?Copy !req
990. ? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?
? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH?Copy !req
991. ? SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH...Copy !req
992. ?
PARTY'S OVER.Copy !req
993. AND YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND HERE NAKED ANYMORE.Copy !req
994. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
995. Michael WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
996. - PAY.Copy !req
997. - MM-HMM.Copy !req
998. WHERE'S PETER?Copy !req
999. I THINK HE'S DONE EVERYTHING HE CAN FOR YOU,
MICHAEL.Copy !req
1000. HE'S NOT YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
1001. PETER STILL LOVES ME MORE THAN HE LOVES YOU.Copy !req
1002. I'M STILL FABULOUS.Copy !req
1003. WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, DO YOU WANT TO
KNOW WHAT I SEE?Copy !req
1004. I SEE A POOR PATHETIC FRIGHTENED LITTLE BOY,
TOO SCARED TO FACE REALITY.Copy !req
1005. FABULOUS.Copy !req
1006. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
1007. WOW, MICHAEL, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.Copy !req
1008. NO THANKS, MAN.Copy !req
1009. WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME?Copy !req
1010. I MISS YOU.Copy !req
1011. I MISS YOU, TOO.Copy !req
1012. I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1013. SO YOU'LL COME HOME?Copy !req
1014. THAT'D BE NICE BUT, YOU KNOW, MY SCHEDULE'S
JUST CRAZY RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1015. DAY AFTER TOMORROW I'M GOING TO ICELAND.Copy !req
1016. AND THEN MALAYSIA.Copy !req
1017. I THINK I DROPPED A ROCK.Copy !req
1018. MICHAEL.Copy !req
1019. I DROPPED TWO ROCKS.Copy !req
1020. MIKE, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1021. I DROPPED A ROCK.Copy !req
1022. LOOK ON THE FLOOR.Copy !req
1023. LOOK IN THE CARPET.Copy !req
1024. FIND THE ROCK.Copy !req
1025. REMEMBER?Copy !req
1026. THERE, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1027. MICHAEL, CHECK BEHIND THE RADIATOR.Copy !req
1028. I THINK IT FELL BEHIND THE RADIATOR.Copy !req
1029. OW!Copy !req
1030. MICHAEL, LOOK.Copy !req
1031. YOU SEE THAT HOLE?Copy !req
1032. THERE'S A HOLE BACK THERE AND THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THERE.Copy !req
1033. IF I CAN JUST REACH MY HAND.Copy !req
1034. — OW!Copy !req
1035. OW!Copy !req
1036. FUCK!Copy !req
1037. FUCK!Copy !req
1038. FUCKING RAT!Copy !req
1039. I JUST GOT BIT BY A FUCKING RAT.Copy !req
1040. HUH.Copy !req
1041. WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1042. THAT'S NOT A CRACK HOLE.Copy !req
1043. THAT'S A RAT HOLE.Copy !req
1044. - RAT'S ON CRACK ATTACK.Copy !req
1045. - WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
1046. OH, ANGEL.Copy !req
1047. WE DID ALL YOUR DRUGS AND WE NEED SOME MORE.Copy !req
1048. YOU DID WHAT?Copy !req
1049. WE DID ALL YOUR DRUGS AND WE NEED SOME MORE.Copy !req
1050. NOW.Copy !req
1051. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL OF THIS.Copy !req
1052. HOW ABOUT PAYING ME SOME RENT?Copy !req
1053. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
1054. HUH?Copy !req
1055. FOR ALL THE FUCKING DRUGS YOU'VE DONE FOR
FREE?Copy !req
1056. FORGET IT.Copy !req
1057. OH, I GET IT.Copy !req
1058. YOU'RE A NOBODY WHO I TURNED INTO A SOMEBODY.Copy !req
1059. BECAUSE OF ME PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE.Copy !req
1060. BECAUSE OF ME YOU GET TO GO ON TELEVISION.Copy !req
1061. BUT THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU BECAUSE
YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOVE IT.Copy !req
1062. YOU AND YOUR TIRED OLD ANGEL WINGS.Copy !req
1063. DON'T START WITH ME, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1064. YOU'RE JUST SOME— SOME LAME ASS
JOHNNY-COME-LATELY FAIRY FAGGOT COPYCAT.Copy !req
1065. YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR SKRINK FROM YOUR SKROD,
YOU STUPID LAGER BLOGGER.Copy !req
1066. BUT STILL, NO HARD FEELINGS?Copy !req
1067. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1068. FUCK!Copy !req
1069. FUCK!Copy !req
1070. - FUCK!Copy !req
1071. I DON'T MEAN TO BUTT IN HERE,Copy !req
1072. BUT WHAT IS BROOKE DOING IN MY BEDROOM?Copy !req
1073. - FUCK!Copy !req
1074. - Brooke MICHAEL!Copy !req
1075. WHAT IS JAMES DOING IN MY BEDROOM?Copy !req
1076. I'M SO OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1077. WAIT, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.Copy !req
1078. YOU PROMISED.Copy !req
1079. WE HAVE A PACT, REMEMBER?Copy !req
1080. Man on TV It's a quarter past.Copy !req
1081. In the local news at this hour,
police have raided and closed The LimelightCopy !req
1082. nightclub
alleging it has become a drug den.Copy !req
1083. No arrests were made, but narcotics agents...Copy !req
1084. MICHAEL.Copy !req
1085. MICHAEL.Copy !req
1086. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.Copy !req
1087. I CAME, DIDN'T I?Copy !req
1088. MICHAEL, I'M TAKING YOU TO REHAB NOW.Copy !req
1089. OH, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1090. OUR CAT IS DEAD.Copy !req
1091. Angel MICHAEL!Copy !req
1092. WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY?Copy !req
1093. YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1094. 'CAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF SHIT
THE COPS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1095. BYE BYE, PETER GATIEN.Copy !req
1096. YOU FUCKING BASTARD SPIC!Copy !req
1097. I DIDN'T MEAN TO.Copy !req
1098. HE BROKE MY TEAPOT.Copy !req
1099. MY FAVORITE TEAPOT.Copy !req
1100. IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE.Copy !req
1101. JAMES?Copy !req
1102. Michael JAMES?Copy !req
1103. Michael JAMES!Copy !req
1104. GODDAMN IT, WHY DOES EVERYONE GOT TO DIE ON
ME?Copy !req
1105. YOUR FIRST OVERDOSE.Copy !req
1106. LET ME BE THE FIRST TO CONGRATULATE YOU.Copy !req
1107. THAT WAS GENIUS.Copy !req
1108. ONLY YOU COULD DREAM UP SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1109. - WHAT?Copy !req
1110. - NIGHT'S PARTY.Copy !req
1111. IT.Copy !req
1112. WHEN ANGEL WAS LOWERED FROM THE CEILING, BOY
OH BOY.Copy !req
1113. HIM.Copy !req
1114. I SWALLOWED IT HOOK, LINE AND SINKER, BUT
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.Copy !req
1115. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU COULD NEVER KILL ANYONE.Copy !req
1116. JAMES, YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.Copy !req
1117. HERE, LISTEN TO THIS.Copy !req
1118. MICHAEL MUSTO'S COLUMN.Copy !req
1119. "NIGHTCLUBBING" MR.Copy !req
1120. MESS...Copy !req
1121. WAS FIGHTING MR.Copy !req
1122. DEALER ABOUT MONEY HE WAS OWED.Copy !req
1123. MR.Copy !req
1124. DEALER WAS CHOKING MR.Copy !req
1125. JUST AS MR.Copy !req
1126. MESS # CAME IN
AND HIT MR.Copy !req
1127. DEALER OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER."Copy !req
1128. FABULOUS, YOU EVEN SUCKERED THE PRESS.Copy !req
1129. IT'S GENIUS.Copy !req
1130. JAMES, WOULD I LIE TO YOU?Copy !req
1131. YES, ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
1132. WELL, NOT THIS TIME.Copy !req
1133. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I GOT RID OF THE
BODY?Copy !req
1134. OKAY, MR.Copy !req
1135. PSYCHO KILLER, I'LL PLAY ALONG.Copy !req
1136. SNUGGLE UP.Copy !req
1137. Michael DAYS PASSED.Copy !req
1138. WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
1139. SHUT UP.Copy !req
1140. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?Copy !req
1141. PLUMBING'S FUCKED.Copy !req
1142. Michael AFTER ABOUT A WEEK OR SO
THE SMELL GOT SO BAD I SAID TO FREEZ...Copy !req
1143. MESS.Copy !req
1144. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
1145. BUT FREEZ ISN'T VERY GOOD IN THE DEAD BODY
DISPOSAL DEPARTMENT, NO SIREE.Copy !req
1146. SO I SENT HIM TO MACY'S KITCHENWARE TO BUYCopy !req
1147. AND A TV BECAUSE WE NEEDED A BIG BOX.Copy !req
1148. I DID SO MUCH HEROIN THAT DAY, I HOPED IT
WOULD KILL ME.Copy !req
1149. BUT IT WAS EASY.Copy !req
1150. AND THE BONES JUST SNAPPED.Copy !req
1151. WE PUT IT ALL INTO A BOX IN THE LIVING ROOM.Copy !req
1152. AND IT FLOATED AWAY.Copy !req
1153. IT WASN'T LIKE HE WAS ALIVE OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
1154. HE WAS TOTALLY DEAD.Copy !req
1155. JAMES?Copy !req
1156. SAY SOMETHING.Copy !req
1157. MICHAEL, YOU HAVE TO TURN YOURSELF IN.Copy !req
1158. MICHAEL, WE HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
1159. - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?Copy !req
1160. - DON'T BE JEALOUS.Copy !req
1161. WE'RE GOING TO REHAB RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1162. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE A HONEYMOON.Copy !req
1163. WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
1164. NO DRUGS.Copy !req
1165. NOTHING.Copy !req
1166. WE'RE GOING TO DRIVE CROSS COUNTRY,
SLEEP UNDER THE STARS,Copy !req
1167. SWIM IN THE COOL CRYSTAL WATERFALLS.Copy !req
1168. JUST YOU AND ME.Copy !req
1169. AND YOU'LL GET BETTER.Copy !req
1170. AND EVERYTHING WILL ALL GET BETTER.Copy !req
1171. HOW BUCOLIC.Copy !req
1172. MICHAEL.Copy !req
1173. I CAN'T PEE.Copy !req
1174. COME IN HERE.Copy !req
1175. IT'S NICE AND WARM.Copy !req
1176. OH, GITSIE.Copy !req
1177. EVERYTHING'S SUCH A MESS.Copy !req
1178. DON'T WORRY, MICHAEL.Copy !req
1179. PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME.Copy !req
1180. I PROMISE.Copy !req
1181. YOU PROMISE.Copy !req
1182. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
1183. SKROD LA DA.Copy !req
1184. I CAN PEE AGAIN.Copy !req
1185. ME TOO.Copy !req
1186. Man HOUSEKEEPING.Copy !req
1187. YOU NEED A TURN-DOWN SERVICE?Copy !req
1188. GO AWAY!Copy !req
1189. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE TOWELS.Copy !req
1190. - NO!Copy !req
1191. WHAT THE— - SHH, SHH.Copy !req
1192. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1193. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.Copy !req
1194. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
1195. JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, KIDDO.Copy !req
1196. DO YOURSELF A BIG FAVOR.Copy !req
1197. NO!Copy !req
1198. FUCKERS!Copy !req
1199. Man LIKE "STAR WARS," MIKE.Copy !req
1200. YOU'RE LUKE, A FORCE FOR THE GOOD.Copy !req
1201. BY A DARK POWERFUL FORCE.Copy !req
1202. PETER GATIEN.Copy !req
1203. EMPEROR, YOU SEE?Copy !req
1204. BUT HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
1205. WHAT ABOUT THE DRUGS AT THE CLUBS?Copy !req
1206. AT HOTELS?Copy !req
1207. LISTEN, MICHAEL, YOU HELP US
AND WE CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE...Copy !req
1208. MISHAP.Copy !req
1209. - WAS— - WHAT, SELF-DEFENSE?Copy !req
1210. DEGREE, PAL.Copy !req
1211. Man # NOW YOU THINK ABOUT THE BIG THINGS.Copy !req
1212. TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.Copy !req
1213. Michael SKROD LA DA DA.Copy !req
1214. WANT TO BUY A CLOCK?Copy !req
1215. MICHAEL, I—
I THOUGHT YOU'D BEEN ARRESTED.Copy !req
1216. YOU WISH.Copy !req
1217. I NEED MONEY.Copy !req
1218. WELL, MICHAEL, I'M BROKE.Copy !req
1219. AND I'VE GOT A STOMACH-ACHE.Copy !req
1220. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
1221. IS THIS YOUR MANUSCRIPT?Copy !req
1222. - NO, MICHAEL, DON'T— - THERE'S NOTHING HERE.Copy !req
1223. OH, JAMES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER
THAN THAT.Copy !req
1224. OH, THAT'LL BE BILL AND BEN.Copy !req
1225. I MADE A DEAL.Copy !req
1226. I'M HELPING THE POLICE WITH THEIR INQUIRES.Copy !req
1227. ABOUT THE MURDER?Copy !req
1228. NO, SILLY, THE DRUG INVESTIGATION.Copy !req
1229. IT'S FUN.Copy !req
1230. BILL AND BEN DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MURDER.Copy !req
1231. THEY'RE GOING TO GIVE ME ANONYMITY.Copy !req
1232. - IMMUNITY.Copy !req
1233. - WHATEVER.Copy !req
1234. YOU KNOW, MICHAEL,
IF IT REALLY WAS SELF-DEFENSE THEN...Copy !req
1235. YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
1236. YOU CAN—
YOU SHOULD JUST TURN YOURSELF IN.Copy !req
1237. OH, I'VE GOT TO GO.Copy !req
1238. MICHAEL, PETER WAS LIKE A FATHER TO YOU.Copy !req
1239. HE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING.Copy !req
1240. HOW CAN YOU JUST RAT HIM OUT?Copy !req
1241. OH, JAMES, I'M GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER AND
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.Copy !req
1242. - HELLO.Copy !req
1243. - HI.Copy !req
1244. REMEMBER ME?Copy !req
1245. NO.Copy !req
1246. REMEMBER CLARA THE CHICKEN?Copy !req
1247. ICY THE BEAR?Copy !req
1248. AND TIRESIAS THE RAT?Copy !req
1249. NO, I DON'T REMEMBER YOU AT ALL.Copy !req
1250. YOU REALLY SHOULD STAY OFF THE K.
ANYWAY, I WAS THERE.Copy !req
1251. I SAW IT ALL.Copy !req
1252. - LOOK.Copy !req
1253. REMEMBER THAT CHRISTMAS WHEN FREEZ GOT BITTEN?Copy !req
1254. THAT WAS ME.Copy !req
1255. JUST A PLAYFUL LITTLE NIP.Copy !req
1256. NOW WATCH.Copy !req
1257. FAST FORWARD A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
1258. SEE, THAT'S ANGEL'S ROOM.Copy !req
1259. LOOK OVER THERE IN THE CLOSET.Copy !req
1260. THAT'S ANGEL'S STASH.Copy !req
1261. AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE.Copy !req
1262. GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER?Copy !req
1263. THAT'S MICHAEL.Copy !req
1264. Rat MM-HMM.Copy !req
1265. NOW WATCH.Copy !req
1266. I'LL FAST FORWARD A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
1267. YOU FUCKING BASTARD SPIC!Copy !req
1268. Rat NOW HERE'S WHERE IT GETS DISTURBING.Copy !req
1269. ALL RIGHT, SO SEE, HE'S NOT DEAD YET.Copy !req
1270. HE'S NOT DEAD YET, JIMMY, 'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT
DONE.Copy !req
1271. FIRST THEY STRIP HIM NAKED.Copy !req
1272. AND THEN THE OLD PILLOW TRICK.Copy !req
1273. AND THEN, THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE,
A DRANO INJECTION.Copy !req
1274. THAT STUFF IS USED TO UNCLOG PIPES, JIMMY,
NOT VEINS.Copy !req
1275. STOP IT!Copy !req
1276. STOP IT!Copy !req
1277. Man SO, THIS RAT,Copy !req
1278. IT'S SITTING ON YOUR SOFACopy !req
1279. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1280. - HELLO?Copy !req
1281. - Michael Skrink!Copy !req
1282. SKROD!Copy !req
1283. I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF A TELEVISION INTERVIEW.Copy !req
1284. - About what?Copy !req
1285. - NOVEL.Copy !req
1286. PUBLISHED TODAY.Copy !req
1287. IT'S CALLED "DISCO BLOODBATH" AND IT'S ALL
ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
1288. OH, JAMES, HOW TYPICAL.Copy !req
1289. GO AND COMMIT YOUR OWN MURDER.Copy !req
1290. YOU ARRESTED.Copy !req
1291. WHAT?Copy !req
1292. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT.Copy !req
1293. WELL, YOU GAVE ME NO CHOICE.Copy !req
1294. - I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND.Copy !req
1295. - ISN'T THAT WHAT BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR?Copy !req
1296. JAMES CLARK, I COULD KILL YOU.Copy !req
1297. You know,Copy !req
1298. PRISON ISN'T ALL THAT DIFFERENT FROM A NIGHTCLUB.Copy !req
1299. EVERYTHING'S FOR FREE
AND I DON'T HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED IN THECopy !req
1300. MORNING.Copy !req
1301. AND I CAN GET ALL THE DRUGS AND SEX I WANT.Copy !req
1302. WE CAN HAVE CONJUGAL VISITS.Copy !req
1303. OH, MICHAEL, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
1304. - Now what?Copy !req
1305. - DIDN'T HEAR?Copy !req
1306. GITSIE'S DEAD.Copy !req
1307. An overdose.Copy !req
1308. YOU SAVED MY LIFE, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1309. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1310. I'm afraid I'm going to have to hang up now.Copy !req
1311. WHY?Copy !req
1312. BECAUSE YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN THIS INTO AN
AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL.Copy !req
1313. WITH EVERYONE LIKING YOU AND IT'S MY MOVIE.Copy !req
1314. I CAN'T LET IT END THAT WAY.Copy !req
1315. YOU ALWAYS KEPT OUR PACT.Copy !req
1316. This is where I need to be.Copy !req
1317. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, AND IT'S
NOT GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
1318. GOODBYE, MICHAEL ALIG.Copy !req
1319. Man I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
1320. CHANGING ITS POD?Copy !req
1321. WELL, AT LEAST HE GAVE ME SOMETHING TO WRITE
ABOUT.Copy !req
1322. CURED MY WRITER'S BLOCK.Copy !req
1323. ? THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD SAID?
? TAKE IT SLOW?Copy !req
1324. ? TEMPTATION'S GOT AHOLD OF ME?
? AND I HEAR THEM SAY?Copy !req
1325. ? OH, EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD?
? EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD?Copy !req
1326. ? OH, EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD?
? AND EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD?Copy !req
1327. ? EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD?
? EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD?Copy !req
1328. ? EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD?
? EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD?Copy !req
1329. ? EVERYTHING GOOD IS BAD?
? EVERYTHING BAD IS GOOD.Copy !req
1330. ?
? SAILING THROUGH THE TOWN?Copy !req
1331. ? IN THE MORNING BY YOURSELF?
? THERE'S A VERY SPECIAL FEELING?Copy !req
1332. ? A TRUE SENSATION ALL IS WELL?
? IF YOU STAND AND RAISE YOUR ARMS OUT WIDECopy !req
1333. ?
? CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TRY TO FLY?Copy !req
1334. ? IT'S AN UNDERGROUND ILLUSION?
? TRICKING YOU FROM SIDE TO SIDE?Copy !req
1335. ? WE KNEW ALL THE ANSWERS?
? AND WE SHOUTED THEM LIKE ANTHEMS?Copy !req
1336. ? ANXIOUS AND SUSPICIOUS?
? BET GOD KNEW HOW MUCH WE CHEATED?Copy !req
1337. ? IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH?
? NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
1338. ? WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT?
? WHEN YOU FIND IT?Copy !req
1339. ? IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY?
? AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED?Copy !req
1340. ? IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH?
? NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
1341. ? WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT?
? WHEN YOU FIND IT?Copy !req
1342. ? IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY?
? AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED?Copy !req
1343. ? SKYSCRAPERS RISE BETWEEN US?
? KEEPING ME FROM FINDING YOU?Copy !req
1344. ? IF THE CONCRETE ARCHITECTURE?
? DISAPPEARED THERE'D BE SO FEW?Copy !req
1345. ? OF US LEFT TO NAVIGATE?
? AND DEFEND OURSELVES FROM THE TIDE?Copy !req
1346. ? IT'S AN UNDERGROUND ILLUSION?
? TRICKING YOU FROM SIDE TO SIDE?Copy !req
1347. ? THERE'S NO INDICATION?
? OF WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE?Copy !req
1348. ? SUCKING UP TO STRANGERS?
? THROWING WISHES TO THE SEA?Copy !req
1349. ? IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH?
? NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
1350. ? WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT?
? WHEN YOU FIND IT?Copy !req
1351. ? IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY?
? AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED?Copy !req
1352. ? IT CAN'T COME QUICKLY ENOUGH?
? NOW YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
1353. ? WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT?
? WHEN YOU FIND IT?Copy !req
1354. ? IT'S ALREADY COME AND PASSED YOU BY?
? AND LEFT YOU SO DEFEATED. ?Copy !req