1. He's just newborn,
he's a newborn...Copy !req
2. Seriously, the cutest baby ever,
next to me. Second to me.Copy !req
3. Just touch him and
cuddle him all day long.Copy !req
4. You see how tiny he is?Copy !req
5. Do you mind if I take him?
Not if he's sleeping,Copy !req
6. but I want to take him
on a tour of the house.Copy !req
7. OK. He's not sleeping.Copy !req
8. That's Abby.
Gonna be your best friend.Copy !req
9. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
10. This is a fireplace.
This is how Mommy seduced Daddy...Copy !req
11. - Oh.
- ... and that's how we got you.Copy !req
12. And that's why you're watching
this video at 25.Copy !req
13. This is your room.Copy !req
14. There's your crib.
It's a little sparse right now.Copy !req
15. Just got some
caterpillar action going on.Copy !req
16. "Hunter." See? Pretty cool.Copy !req
17. This is your sister's trashed room.Copy !req
18. - No, I'll check with him.
- Oh, there she is.Copy !req
19. Wassup, brother
from another mother?Copy !req
20. - What?
- No, Hunter's in...Copy !req
21. You're never allowed to come in
here, ever. Unless I invite you.Copy !req
22. In which case, it's gonna be
the best day of your life.Copy !req
23. By the way, that's my bathroom.
Don't ever go in there.Copy !req
24. That's half your bathroom. It's actually
my bathroom, 'cause I bought it.Copy !req
25. All that is mine.
Don't pee on my seat!Copy !req
26. This is the living room
that no one ever uses.Copy !req
27. Hey, somebody left
the front door open!Copy !req
28. Nice.
Don't do that, OK?Copy !req
29. This is my first man cave.
That's where all my genius ideas come.Copy !req
30. This is the second man cave,Copy !req
31. where we're gonna watch
Chargers games together.Copy !req
32. This is my 50-inch monster.Copy !req
33. Look at that. It's beautiful.Copy !req
34. I don't even know
if I swaddled him right.Copy !req
35. It's just... Yeah.Copy !req
36. Hi, baby boy. Hi.Copy !req
37. Hi.Copy !req
38. - He smells good.
- Yes.Copy !req
39. You're just like Daddy.Copy !req
40. You make poops all the time.Copy !req
41. - Is that good?
- Sí.Copy !req
42. OK.Copy !req
43. Is a special baby. Sí?Copy !req
44. - Thank you.
- That is so cute.Copy !req
45. I'll get it!Copy !req
46. - Hey! Let me see this baby.
- Hi!Copy !req
47. - Aunt Katie!
- Where is he?Copy !req
48. He's upstairs.Copy !req
49. Hi.Copy !req
50. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
51. You are so precious.Copy !req
52. Hi.Copy !req
53. I already love you so much.Copy !req
54. - My sister did good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
55. You probably had a little
part in it, I don't know.Copy !req
56. - Very little.
- Hi.Copy !req
57. It's her boyfriend.
Yeah, he's a big boy, just like his...Copy !req
58. Kinda just eating cookies.Copy !req
59. Hello, baby.Copy !req
60. - Dad, my burger?
- Or whatever.Copy !req
61. - Right, sorry.
- Gimme another plate.Copy !req
62. - Nice.
- Did you get that?Copy !req
63. - I want you to meet my Aunt Katie.
- Wait.Copy !req
64. Does it stay on?Copy !req
65. It does stay on,
but I didn't want to get it wet.Copy !req
66. Oh, no, of course not.
That would be ridiculous.Copy !req
67. - That would ruin it.
- That is so...Copy !req
68. - Swear to God, I will kill you.
- Look at that, perfect.Copy !req
69. Perfect handoff right there.Copy !req
70. She's my only niece. Not really,
but I think of her as my niece.Copy !req
71. She's my step-niece.Copy !req
72. - I'm the evil step-aunt.
- Step?Copy !req
73. The evil step-aunt? I'm not sure
how to take that. I'm not sure...Copy !req
74. Well, I'm not really evil,
but I can be evil is my point.Copy !req
75. Dad, the face came off!Copy !req
76. - There can be only one!
- I will not let you go.Copy !req
77. I can't believe he's over a year old.Copy !req
78. Where's Micah?Copy !req
79. Oh, he...Copy !req
80. He wasn't up for hanging out today.Copy !req
81. I can't find the tape.Copy !req
82. That's fine, I'm just
gonna tape over an old one.Copy !req
83. Can you get Abby out of here, please?
She's gonna get cut on the glass!Copy !req
84. We just got back and the whole
place has been just destroyed.Copy !req
85. Nothing seems to be missing.
It's just, everything's really...Copy !req
86. But that's what she's telling me.Copy !req
87. Make sure we document everything.
Don't touch anything.Copy !req
88. This is our foyer.
The furniture's damaged.Copy !req
89. My daughter Ali's room.Copy !req
90. It just feels... gross
that somebody was in here.Copy !req
91. Master bedroom.Copy !req
92. Yeah, so that's great.Copy !req
93. - Your watches are still there?
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. Diamonds are here.Copy !req
95. The only thing missing is
the necklace my sister made me.Copy !req
96. Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
97. This is horrible. It's fucking horrible.Copy !req
98. It's the nursery.Copy !req
99. As far as I know,
this room was not touched.Copy !req
100. This is our basement.Copy !req
101. I don't see anything really broken.
I don't know if there's anything...Copy !req
102. I don't think they did anything
down here. I... What is that?Copy !req
103. Is that Abby?
It really stinks, though.Copy !req
104. - Oh.
- Well, clothes are still here.Copy !req
105. Your bikes are still here.
Not that you're using those.Copy !req
106. And your bike is over here, so...Copy !req
107. And the epic clean continues.Copy !req
108. This looks like we had a party.Copy !req
109. Right?Copy !req
110. Worst party ever.Copy !req
111. I don't know, kiddo.
This is messed up.Copy !req
112. What are you talking about?
They didn't take anything. We're fine.Copy !req
113. You're fine.Copy !req
114. So this is it.
Like I said, about a week ago,Copy !req
115. - the place was completely trashed.
- Hello.Copy !req
116. - Hello.
- That's our daughter, Ali.Copy !req
117. Pretty much every room in the house.
We had both doors locked.Copy !req
118. Put one up here, up in the corner,Copy !req
119. and then you get the whole stairway,
the front door, this whole hallway.Copy !req
120. One over there, facing this way,
you'd get this door and this door.Copy !req
121. Or have one in here, getting
all these windows, the sliding...Copy !req
122. They run, like, all the time?Copy !req
123. Yeah, they're always recording.
You can't get away with anything.Copy !req
124. That stuff.Copy !req
125. Corner up there, so you get
who's coming in and outCopy !req
126. - of this door, that door.
- Bathroom.Copy !req
127. And you get to see
the baby at night, too.Copy !req
128. You're not putting one
in my bathroom, right?Copy !req
129. - Yeah. What?
- Wait.Copy !req
130. Put a camera that sees in complete dark.
It'd be perfect.Copy !req
131. - Yeah, really?
- Yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
132. - Yeah, OK, that'd be sweet.
- They'll look like motion detectors.Copy !req
133. Little tiny hole.
I have one I could show you.Copy !req
134. - Can you put one in that bunny?
- Very cool.Copy !req
135. And then we can,
I can set you up with the...Copy !req
136. Yeah, so, I'm gonna close
it up there like that.Copy !req
137. It's hidden.
Can't even tell it's a camera.Copy !req
138. How many are we getting?Copy !req
139. I don't know. But what'd you...?
What, is that... six?Copy !req
140. - I don't know.
- One, two, three...Copy !req
141. What are you doing
out here, little buddy?Copy !req
142. Yeah. Go get it.Copy !req
143. You're super fast, big man.Copy !req
144. What's Martine doing?Copy !req
145. What is she doing?Copy !req
146. He's good, right?Copy !req
147. You're a good puppy.
What you say, Abby?Copy !req
148. Hey, Hunter. Hunter,
you want another fishy?Copy !req
149. What are you doing?
What you doing?Copy !req
150. Oh, buddy, I think it's time for N-A-P.
What do you think?Copy !req
151. Yeah?Copy !req
152. Come on. Come here, buddy,
let's move this first.Copy !req
153. OK. Aw, that's a good baby.
That's a good baby. OK.Copy !req
154. Oh! You gotta help me
out here, buddy.Copy !req
155. Thank you.
That's a good boy.Copy !req
156. OK.Copy !req
157. I know. Everything's fine,
you're just superbaby.Copy !req
158. Did you do this all by yourself? Man,
Daddy's gonna be so proud.Copy !req
159. OK, I'll just clean up the rest
of it when I bring you back.Copy !req
160. What's up, Martine?Copy !req
161. Wassup? What's up, Ali?Copy !req
162. What were you doing?
What were you doing earlier?Copy !req
163. When you were, like,
talking to yourself?Copy !req
164. All crazy like.
Are you going crazy here, too?Copy !req
165. - No... crazy.
- You're just getting it from all of us.Copy !req
166. The house is...
There are bad things in the house?Copy !req
167. No.Copy !req
168. - You're getting rid of spirits. OK.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
169. All right.Copy !req
170. The good ones...Copy !req
171. - We keep the good ones.
- Yes.Copy !req
172. In with the good, out with the bad.Copy !req
173. In with the paella, out with the...Copy !req
174. Holy crap, that's a lot of garlic.Copy !req
175. One, two, three.Copy !req
176. Oh, I almost got him.Copy !req
177. One, two...Copy !req
178. Oh, my God!
Look at what Martine left!Copy !req
179. - Oh!
- Disgusting! I wanna throw up! It...Copy !req
180. She put it in the freaking...Copy !req
181. - No, you! That was you!
- It's not me!Copy !req
182. - Don't blame somebody else!
- Hand to God!Copy !req
183. God, there was like a live
crawdaddy in there.Copy !req
184. - She clogged it. I can't look.
- That is a stench-ilada.Copy !req
185. - That is horrible. You're grounded.
- I'm not capable of...Copy !req
186. You are grounded. Awful.Copy !req
187. This is the best bath...Copy !req
188. - It looks pretty good.
- ... I've... I think it...Copy !req
189. Well, if you come in,
it'll be the best bath I've ever...Copy !req
190. It's so quiet and, like, there's
nobody here. It's fantastic.Copy !req
191. I love Martine, but I'm kind of loving
the fact that she's not here.Copy !req
192. - Yeah.
- What time is your sister coming?Copy !req
193. What time is it now?Copy !req
194. 7.20. Something like that.Copy !req
195. Oh, like an hour or so.Copy !req
196. You should definitely pop in.Copy !req
197. I don't want to smash you,
but I kind of want to get in.Copy !req
198. You don't want to smash me?
I kinda want you to smash me.Copy !req
199. - Really? Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
200. Let me release the Kraken.Copy !req
201. Hey.Copy !req
202. You're OK.Copy !req
203. I gotcha.Copy !req
204. You're OK. You're OK.Copy !req
205. Look, it's perfect, right?Copy !req
206. - That's a lot of grease in there.
- I'm gonna drain it.Copy !req
207. Here, goofy mug.Copy !req
208. Do you need anything?Copy !req
209. - Hey!
- Are you making breakfast?Copy !req
210. - Thank you so much.
- How you doing?Copy !req
211. - I was, but, uh...
- Hola.Copy !req
212. - Did he keep you up?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
213. - He definitely kept me up.
- Yeah, he does that.Copy !req
214. I love you so much.Copy !req
215. - I love you so much.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
216. - I love you so much.
- That's OK. Aw.Copy !req
217. You're amazing. I don't think
I'm really awake yet, though.Copy !req
218. There's coffee.Copy !req
219. I love my sister
She's the bestCopy !req
220. Remember that time
you tried to be a veganCopy !req
221. - for like six hours?
- A day and a half?Copy !req
222. - That was a difficult time.
- It was for one meal.Copy !req
223. - Making bacon?
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. - Good morning.
- Yo, yo, yo, what up?Copy !req
225. Thank you for loaning out
your beautiful girlfriend for the night.Copy !req
226. - What up?
- She made my day.Copy !req
227. Tell me that's not yours.Copy !req
228. It's not really mine, no.Copy !req
229. Thanks for not watching
the sausage for us, Ali.Copy !req
230. I did watch it!Copy !req
231. It's mine and hers.
She uses it most.Copy !req
232. Cool. It's HD.
Do I get some love, too?Copy !req
233. What?Copy !req
234. You scared little Hunter.Copy !req
235. How's it going?
Can I get you some coffee?Copy !req
236. - Dude, I have a bone to pick with you.
- Yeah?Copy !req
237. I went into Burger King,
and I was like, hey, man.Copy !req
238. I tossed your name around and they
didn't give me any free food, dude.Copy !req
239. I don't own, like, every Burger King.Copy !req
240. He's not actually
the king of Burger King.Copy !req
241. I'm not?Copy !req
242. I'm still in the process of easing him
in to the fact that we live togetherCopy !req
243. and, therefore, the house should
represent the both of us.Copy !req
244. Well, yeah, but the both
of us, like, a give and take.Copy !req
245. Like you have your beading
thing or whatever it is,Copy !req
246. and then I have my area, you know?Copy !req
247. - The whole rest of the house?
- Of manliness.Copy !req
248. I'm telling you, that baby's gonna be
a rock star when he grows up.Copy !req
249. Yeah, get it. Whoa!
Dad, careful, are you watching that?Copy !req
250. There was no sign
of forced entry, but...Copy !req
251. They trashed our whole house.
I mean, I think it was more vandalism.Copy !req
252. See that thing in the corner?
Looks like a motion detector?Copy !req
253. - Are you, like...?
- That's a camera.Copy !req
254. We're watching you!Copy !req
255. You like little wheels that roll.Copy !req
256. You're such a ham.
Such a ham. Are you leaving?Copy !req
257. Things have gotten a little difficult
since he learned how to open the door.Copy !req
258. So are you freaked
out after the break in?Copy !req
259. Yeah, I mean, I definitely was.
I don't think I was sleeping very well.Copy !req
260. Oh, sweetie? Sweetie.Copy !req
261. I would be freaked out,
too, if, you know,Copy !req
262. somebody had broken into my house.Copy !req
263. Well, it's just, they
didn't take anything. You know?Copy !req
264. - Yeah.
- I don't know.Copy !req
265. It seemed personal.
It feels like they're always still here.Copy !req
266. You know? I don't know, I...Copy !req
267. I get this feeling,
like when we were little.Copy !req
268. What?Copy !req
269. Never mind.Copy !req
270. Mac and cheese,
mac and cheese.Copy !req
271. Hey, Kris? I'm gonna go out.
I'm not gonna be in.Copy !req
272. - Oh, OK. Where are you going?
- Just the mall.Copy !req
273. All right, well, have fun.Copy !req
274. - Bye!
- Bye!Copy !req
275. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.Copy !req
276. No?Copy !req
277. Hey, what's up there?Copy !req
278. Let's look at baby Hunter.Copy !req
279. Boy, that one was bad.
That's that bee bonnet that the...Copy !req
280. He's like, that was totally humiliating.
Nobody needs to see this.Copy !req
281. - Oh, this is crazy.
- What?Copy !req
282. - Who do you think that is?
- Is that you?Copy !req
283. No, that's your Aunt Katie.
That's...Copy !req
284. - That's Katie?
- That's so weird.Copy !req
285. I thought we lost all
our pictures in the fire.Copy !req
286. That's great.Copy !req
287. Yo, Martine?Copy !req
288. Kristi and Dad are out
tonight. I'm going out tonight.Copy !req
289. You gonna have your
boyfriend over? Have a party?Copy !req
290. - Este Brad. Novio.
- Yeah.Copy !req
291. He, he boy.Copy !req
292. want handsy, handsy,
touchy. No.Copy !req
293. "No."Copy !req
294. - The handsy, handsy, touchy?
- The handsy-handsy, sí.Copy !req
295. Is that the kind of dance you
were showing me, the Handsy?Copy !req
296. Shake it.Copy !req
297. I thought I was gonna have
to give him the Heimlich.Copy !req
298. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
299. That's enough, Martine.
Put it down.Copy !req
300. Martine, he's fine.Copy !req
301. I've asked you
not to do this, OK?Copy !req
302. It is not good for the baby.Copy !req
303. Please,
put it out right now.Copy !req
304. No más, no más.
That's enough.Copy !req
305. Put it out right now, please.Copy !req
306. OK, that's enough.Copy !req
307. What are you doing?Copy !req
308. - The baby is fine, OK?
- No, no.Copy !req
309. The baby should not be breathing that.
Nobody should.Copy !req
310. No, I don't...
Just stop doing it, please.Copy !req
311. Goddamn it.Copy !req
312. God.Copy !req
313. OK, that's like two months.
All right?Copy !req
314. - OK? I told you.
- Sí.Copy !req
315. I do understand, OK? I just,
I don't believe in that stuff,Copy !req
316. OK? It's just... I cannot have that
stuff in my house. OK?Copy !req
317. - OK.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
318. Can I give you a great
recommendation, OK?Copy !req
319. You were very good for us.Copy !req
320. Da-da.Copy !req
321. Come on, make Daddy proud.
Say, "Da-da."Copy !req
322. Hunter, look over here.Copy !req
323. Hunter?Copy !req
324. You are so like your dad.Copy !req
325. Sweetie. Sweetie?Copy !req
326. Come on, come on.Copy !req
327. What are you looking at?Copy !req
328. Look at Mama.Copy !req
329. Buddy? What? What? Oh.Copy !req
330. Look over here.Copy !req
331. There's nothing there, goofball.Copy !req
332. Where are you going?
Hunter?Copy !req
333. I can't see you back there.Copy !req
334. We were up in the nursery,
playing, and I was tryingCopy !req
335. to get him to say "Da-da" again,
and he just wouldn't focus.Copy !req
336. He was looking at the ceiling and
mirror, everywhere but me.Copy !req
337. Well, he's a baby. He's got an attention
span of a guppy. You know?Copy !req
338. I guess, but there was definitely
something he was focusedCopy !req
339. on, and it wasn't
my pretty face.Copy !req
340. - Hey.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
341. - What's going on?
- Nothing much.Copy !req
342. Check this out.Copy !req
343. - Dad, can you please not do that?
- Yeah, night vision.Copy !req
344. Cool, I'm gonna get nail polish
on the bed. Please?Copy !req
345. You got freaky eyes.
You look like a possum.Copy !req
346. Dad.Copy !req
347. - There we go.
- Painting my nails, Dad.Copy !req
348. Why are you in here?
What do you want?Copy !req
349. - Sorry, crabby.
- I'm not crabby.Copy !req
350. You're Crabby McRumpelstein.Copy !req
351. - Why did I fire Martine?
- Yeah.Copy !req
352. Because I didn't like her
doing all that weirdCopy !req
353. - witchy stuff around Hunter.
- It wasn't witchy.Copy !req
354. It wasn't witchy...
It wasn't hurting anybody.Copy !req
355. It made her feel better,
and she wanted to make us feel better.Copy !req
356. She was, like, slaughtering goats
out by the pool, OK?Copy !req
357. - No, she wasn't.
- All right.Copy !req
358. Good luck and it's... Stay in the lines.Copy !req
359. - What? Dad!
- Check it.Copy !req
360. - On! Stop!
- Off.Copy !req
361. Let me get one more. Oh!Copy !req
362. Come here.Copy !req
363. Come here, come on.Copy !req
364. It's OK.
It's OK, buddy. It's OK.Copy !req
365. No.Copy !req
366. It's OK, buddy,
there's nothing there.Copy !req
367. Is that what
woke you up, buddy?Copy !req
368. Daniel!Copy !req
369. Daniel?Copy !req
370. God. Nasty.Copy !req
371. - Dad, don't pick it up with your hands.
- Why not?Copy !req
372. Because it could, like...
They can have diseases and stuff...Copy !req
373. - It flew into the window...
- It's so sad.Copy !req
374. I don't even want to look at it.Copy !req
375. - What?
- Its neck is all broken.Copy !req
376. Oh, my God,
just put it in the thing!Copy !req
377. - I'm trying to...
- Why did you pick it up with tong...?Copy !req
378. - I don't know.
- What do you think?Copy !req
379. - Stop!
- Medium, medium rare?Copy !req
380. - You're really mean.
- It's just a dead bird.Copy !req
381. - Oh.
- It was a live bird. And then it...Copy !req
382. - It's really sad.
- OK.Copy !req
383. You like the ball? You like ball?Copy !req
384. Ball, ball, hit it. Smack it!Copy !req
385. What's in there? Get in.
What's in there?Copy !req
386. Oh, buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.Copy !req
387. Hunter? Oh, shit.Copy !req
388. Hunter, come here! Come here.Copy !req
389. Fuck!Copy !req
390. What are you doing
back out here? Go.Copy !req
391. Your dog does
not like pool cleaners.Copy !req
392. Yo, what's the deal with your dog?Copy !req
393. Honestly, we're not really sure.Copy !req
394. Splash, splash. One, two, three.
Splash, splash, splash.Copy !req
395. This is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
396. Splash, splash, splash.Copy !req
397. I think I might definitely start to
replace my girlfriend with this camera.Copy !req
398. - Uh-huh. See? We're scared.
- It's got more features.Copy !req
399. Flip the thing, film yourself.
It flips. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
400. - Oh, shit.
- Then it shows you...Copy !req
401. No. I'm definitely
getting one of these.Copy !req
402. I'll bet you guys go
extracurricular with this.Copy !req
403. Who has time for that?
We've got a baby.Copy !req
404. How's Daniel Rey
and his brood doing?Copy !req
405. Oh, apparently, we have a ghost.
Did you hear about this?Copy !req
406. I did not. Please elaborate,
'cause that's a very strange thing to...Copy !req
407. A couple pots fell off our pot
hanger thing in the kitchen.Copy !req
408. - You definitely have a ghost.
- Straight to ghost.Copy !req
409. That's the most logical...Copy !req
410. She thinks everything is, like,
a ghost or a... Don't you, honey?Copy !req
411. What?Copy !req
412. - Think everything is a ghost?
- You don't have a ghost.Copy !req
413. - Yeah, you're definitely haunted.
- No.Copy !req
414. You and your sister are, like, freaky...Copy !req
415. - Katie, you're into this stuff?
- You don't know this stuff?Copy !req
416. They used to do, like, séances
and shit when they were little.Copy !req
417. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
418. We didn't do séances.Copy !req
419. - No.
- Who'd you talk to?Copy !req
420. You're making a mountain
out of a molehill.Copy !req
421. - Katie...
- Babe, it was really no big deal.Copy !req
422. - What's no big deal?
- I probably, you know,Copy !req
423. I just don't talk about
this stuff anymore.Copy !req
424. What stuff?Copy !req
425. They used to do séances
when they were little kids.Copy !req
426. It's really not that funny. You're
laughing. It's not a big deal, babe.Copy !req
427. The truth is, when we were kids,Copy !req
428. we got a little freaked out,
but it's really no big deal.Copy !req
429. And we're having a good day
today, so let's just...Copy !req
430. - We'll explore this in detail later.
- Let's focus...Copy !req
431. What about the Lizzie Borden one?
The axe murderer one?Copy !req
432. You're thinking
of every, like, childhood...Copy !req
433. How, where do, how would I...
Back me up...Copy !req
434. How would I know this stuff
if you didn't tell us?Copy !req
435. What's your take
on this ghost situation?Copy !req
436. I think it's awesome.Copy !req
437. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
438. Fuck!Copy !req
439. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
440. There it is.Copy !req
441. Ali!Copy !req
442. - I thought we said good night, Brad!
- Yeah, no. We did...Copy !req
443. - Get the fuck out of here right now!
- I'm not even here.Copy !req
444. Ali, did you
leave the burner on?Copy !req
445. No?Copy !req
446. You almost burned the fucking house...Copy !req
447. Not cool, Brad.Copy !req
448. How could I put it up wrong?
It's on a hook.Copy !req
449. - Once it goes up, it's up.
- You were probably puttingCopy !req
450. it on the edge of the top part,
instead of inside.Copy !req
451. The fact that it fell a second time
probably provesCopy !req
452. - that you put it up wrong both times.
- OK.Copy !req
453. You want me to show
you how to put it up?Copy !req
454. No, no, no.
Then why are you puttingCopy !req
455. the pool cleaner
back in every morning?Copy !req
456. For the last week?Copy !req
457. 'Cause it's a pool cleaner, and I want
it to clean the pool.Copy !req
458. - How does it get out at night?
- How does it get out?Copy !req
459. - Yeah.
- Is it taking the car? Is it...Copy !req
460. Oh, come on, honey.
No, really.Copy !req
461. I don't know. I assume somebody takes it
out when they go swimming.Copy !req
462. I don't take it out,
and you don't take it out.Copy !req
463. Ali, do you take the pool
cleaner out of the pool?Copy !req
464. - What?
- Do you take the poolCopy !req
465. - cleaner out of the pool?
- No.Copy !req
466. What? So it's crawling
out of the pool?Copy !req
467. It's crawling
out of the pool by itself?Copy !req
468. I don't know. Let's...
You know what?Copy !req
469. You wanted all the cameras.
Let's go check the DVR.Copy !req
470. Fine, let's go check it.Copy !req
471. - You serious?
- Yeah, I'm very serious.Copy !req
472. We'll find out what else is going
around here at night.Copy !req
473. - Can I tape it, though?
- Yeah.Copy !req
474. - What?
- See?Copy !req
475. That is weird.Copy !req
476. Maybe I have it set too high
or something, I don't know.Copy !req
477. No.Copy !req
478. No, I don't, I don't think
the settings are off.Copy !req
479. Maybe the settings are off.Copy !req
480. That's what we got it for.Copy !req
481. It's probably trying to be proactive.
Do the little patio.Copy !req
482. It's like one of those
vacuum cleaner things you set up.Copy !req
483. Yeah, it's like a Flowbee, but with...Copy !req
484. I don't know if the house is
haunted, but I hope it is.Copy !req
485. - You hope it is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
486. Are you kidding me?
That would be fucking awesome.Copy !req
487. Why would you hope
that the house is haunted?Copy !req
488. That'd be the coolest thing ever.Copy !req
489. If there was somebody trying to,
like, get through to us,Copy !req
490. - that would be amazing.
- No, I just...Copy !req
491. Kristi is obviously not sleeping.Copy !req
492. Dude.Copy !req
493. She doesn't have any...Copy !req
494. Her hormones are all kooky.
She's got... paranoid mommy...Copy !req
495. just interpreting them
in the wrong way.Copy !req
496. Like, she's seeing them as,
as harmful and dangerous.Copy !req
497. And maybe we should just see them
as something trying to, like...Copy !req
498. Like, I think we should have a séance.Copy !req
499. - We could go full out... What?
- That's a great idea.Copy !req
500. Just freaky. I don't...
I don't believe in it.Copy !req
501. Why do you think that it necessarily
has to be bad, though?Copy !req
502. That's all I'm asking.Copy !req
503. - How would it be good?
- Like, what if it's Mom?Copy !req
504. - Hey, guys.
- What?Copy !req
505. There's something you need to see.Copy !req
506. - What are you talking about?
- What's going on?Copy !req
507. - You're freaking me out.
- You have to see...Copy !req
508. Honey, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
509. What are... you talking about?
What is it?Copy !req
510. - I don't see anything.
- I don't understand.Copy !req
511. - Yeah!
- That's not funny.Copy !req
512. Yeah!Copy !req
513. Sweetie?Copy !req
514. Come on,
that was kind of funny, right?Copy !req
515. I just, I hate it when you
don't take me seriously.Copy !req
516. I'm sorry, honey. I do take you
seriously. I was just trying to...Copy !req
517. I'm just trying to lighten things up.Copy !req
518. I just want us to kind of
get back to normal.Copy !req
519. Like I was thinking maybe
we could go out?Copy !req
520. - Like... like grownups?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
521. Right. How am I gonna leave?Copy !req
522. Why, why are
you laughing? We can go.Copy !req
523. - Martine's gone.
- No, Ali can watch the baby.Copy !req
524. With the break in, and all
the weird stuff going on,Copy !req
525. I just don't want to leave him alone.Copy !req
526. You know, we can't just
let this affect us that much.Copy !req
527. If we do that, the terrorists win.Copy !req
528. Right?Copy !req
529. I miss you, you know?
I miss my wife, the fun wife.Copy !req
530. And I know I've been kind of a tool.Copy !req
531. And I just wanna...Copy !req
532. Oh, my God.
He looks so tired. Look at him.Copy !req
533. He's almost passed out.Copy !req
534. Yeah, I think somebody has time
for a nap. Come here, buddy.Copy !req
535. - Bye. Bye, grumpster.
- Oh, I know. Fussy baby.Copy !req
536. Fussy fussy.Copy !req
537. God! Hot! Oh, man!Copy !req
538. Did you leave the heater
on in the hot tub?Copy !req
539. - No.
- No?Copy !req
540. - It's like a million degrees in there!
- No. Why would I...Copy !req
541. That was two nights ago,
and I turned it off.Copy !req
542. - Oh, my God. Are you OK?
- Were you out there with Brad?Copy !req
543. - Yeah, two nights ago.
- Honey, honey. What's going on?Copy !req
544. It wouldn't be boiling. The highest
it goes up to is like 90-something.Copy !req
545. Give me something cold.
Like, peas?Copy !req
546. - Are you OK?
- God.Copy !req
547. God. Boiled my nuts right now.Copy !req
548. - What exactly...
- I'm gonna call that guy.Copy !req
549. I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.Copy !req
550. All right, so all the emergency numbers
are in this cabinet.Copy !req
551. Yep.Copy !req
552. But now his new doctor is in there.
And also his allergist.Copy !req
553. - And remember, no peanuts on anything.
- I know, no peanuts.Copy !req
554. Make sure the doors and the
windows are locked, OK?Copy !req
555. Upstairs, in the back,
out front, every...Copy !req
556. - Go!
- I love you.Copy !req
557. - Have a great time with him.
- Bye.Copy !req
558. - I love you!
- Bye. Have a good time.Copy !req
559. - Take the money. Coming!
- Bye! Say, "Bye, Mama!"Copy !req
560. Bye. Bye!Copy !req
561. Don't get too wasted!Copy !req
562. Bye!
Can you say bye-bye?Copy !req
563. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
564. - What the...?
- Hello?Copy !req
565. - Did I scare you?
- Yes.Copy !req
566. Lightly. Have to warm up the board.Copy !req
567. You have to warm up the board?Copy !req
568. If a spirit's present,
will you give us a sign?Copy !req
569. Like, literally, anything.Copy !req
570. - Literally...
- Yeah, no, there's...Copy !req
571. OK. What do you want?Copy !req
572. - Brad. Brad.
- I'm not moving it.Copy !req
573. It's not me.Copy !req
574. "P"...Copy !req
575. "U"...Copy !req
576. - Ali, are you doing this?
- No, I'm fucking not.Copy !req
577. "S"...Copy !req
578. - What the fuck?
- Wait, it's still going.Copy !req
579. It goes to the "Y."
Oh, it spells "pussy."Copy !req
580. I mean, what, what...
Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
581. Pussy?Copy !req
582. Maybe the spirit...
spirits want some pussy.Copy !req
583. Spirits?Copy !req
584. Yes, the spirits might
be horny at the moment.Copy !req
585. - You never know. I know I am.
- Pussy.Copy !req
586. You know what?
We should keep going.Copy !req
587. - Wait, do you feel that?
- Yes, 'cause you're moving it.Copy !req
588. No, I'm not moving it.Copy !req
589. No, this time
I'm really not moving it.Copy !req
590. - It's...
- Wait. "H"...Copy !req
591. Pussy-ehh.Copy !req
592. No, Ali, I'm really, I'm really
not moving it this time.Copy !req
593. I promise you.Copy !req
594. No, what the fuck?
Are you doing this?Copy !req
595. No.Copy !req
596. "N"...Copy !req
597. - ..."T"...
- "Pussy Hunt."Copy !req
598. It's like the worst
game of Ouija ever.Copy !req
599. Did you spell that? Are you trying
to tell me something?Copy !req
600. Yeah, yeah,
I spelled "pussy hunt."Copy !req
601. Would you like me
to go on a pussy hunt?Copy !req
602. I can do that for
you right now.Copy !req
603. only $2.99
a square foot.Copy !req
604. Complete bamboo flooring as low
as $1.99 a square foot.Copy !req
605. These deals...Copy !req
606. America runs on Dunkin'.Copy !req
607. Lumber Liquidators' warehouse
is full of mill overstocks,Copy !req
608. bankruptcies,
buyouts and deals,Copy !req
609. like six-millimeter
laminate floor...Copy !req
610. incredible prices
on the best qualityCopy !req
611. all-wood kitchen cabinets
in honey oak, hickory,Copy !req
612. solid red oak and
sumptuous dark chocolate,Copy !req
613. all in stock now
at our warehouse stores.Copy !req
614. Cabinets To Go doesn't have
fancy showrooms,Copy !req
615. but they do have
superb qual...Copy !req
616. Brad?Copy !req
617. Come on.Copy !req
618. Oh, shit.Copy !req
619. Shit.Copy !req
620. Hi.Copy !req
621. Ali?Copy !req
622. Oh.Copy !req
623. Oh, there you go,
that's better, right?Copy !req
624. Ali?Copy !req
625. Is Ali upstairs?Copy !req
626. - No, she isn't up here.
- She's not upstairs?Copy !req
627. Ali? Ali!Copy !req
628. Dad? Dad? Kristi?Copy !req
629. - Where have you been?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
630. Oh, my God, I am so sorry.Copy !req
631. - What happened?
- I'm so sorry. I got locked out.Copy !req
632. Why would you even answer the door to
somebodyjust knocking?Copy !req
633. - Just open the door?
- No, I thought...Copy !req
634. Did you look outside
to see who it was?Copy !req
635. Yes! Yes, I couldn't.
But that's the thing, see.Copy !req
636. I couldn't see anybody, and I thought
that Brad was out there.Copy !req
637. But if you don't see anybody,
then you don't go outside!Copy !req
638. Your little brother
was upstairs by himself.Copy !req
639. - I know. I was freaking out.
- Right?Copy !req
640. I know. I didn't,
I've never, I swear to God,Copy !req
641. I never would
have done that.Copy !req
642. I don't understand.
What happened?Copy !req
643. It wasn't an accident because something
slammed the door behind me.Copy !req
644. - We were worried sick about...
- What do you mean? Wait...Copy !req
645. I took a nap, and I heard somebody
calling my name.Copy !req
646. - What?
- I felt something,Copy !req
647. like somebody was calling my name,
and I felt somebody there.Copy !req
648. Are you sure you
weren't just dreaming?Copy !req
649. You weren't there.
You didn't feel it.Copy !req
650. - The wind blew the door closed.
- There wasn't any wind.Copy !req
651. All right? I don't want to hear any more
of this haunted house crap!Copy !req
652. OK? That's enough. You guys are
driving me crazy.Copy !req
653. End of story.Copy !req
654. It was like you said,
with the pots falling.Copy !req
655. - You know what?
- I was taking a nap,Copy !req
656. - and something was calling my name.
- Sweetheart...Copy !req
657. I'm just gonna go
calm him down, OK?Copy !req
658. Just go upstairs
and try to go to bed, OK?Copy !req
659. OK, buddy.Copy !req
660. There you go. No, no, no.
You're eating breakfast now.Copy !req
661. You want it
on here instead?Copy !req
662. OK.Copy !req
663. Morning.Copy !req
664. Good morning.Copy !req
665. Nice.Copy !req
666. Bye, little buddy.
Hot, hot, hot.Copy !req
667. OK, Hunter. Got to eat.Copy !req
668. Got to eat.
Come on, buddy.Copy !req
669. I'm having these really
fucked up nightmares...Copy !req
670. which is not something
that's really new,Copy !req
671. but I'm having different ones.Copy !req
672. There was one in particular.
Well, there were...Copy !req
673. I've had a couple dreams where my teeth
are falling out, which is really weird.Copy !req
674. And there's one in particular,
where this guy is standingCopy !req
675. at the foot of my bed...Copy !req
676. watching me sleep,
and it's not like a scary robber dream.Copy !req
677. I can't see his face or anything,
but he was like...Copy !req
678. about, like, a foot back...Copy !req
679. from the bed there. So...Copy !req
680. That's what's been up.Copy !req
681. I don't get it.
How can you not want a back rub?Copy !req
682. Because I'm concentrating.Copy !req
683. - But you know you love it.
- Stop.Copy !req
684. But this site says that if it's,
like, really persistent,Copy !req
685. which it is, obviously, at this point,
that it's probably not a ghost.Copy !req
686. It's probably something else.
And it's possibly a demon.Copy !req
687. Well, what's the difference
between a demon and a ghost?Copy !req
688. Because ghosts are dead people,Copy !req
689. so they're, like, human energy.Copy !req
690. And demons are not human.
They're just...Copy !req
691. like, evil.Copy !req
692. Psyching yourself out,
looking online there.Copy !req
693. I'm not psyching myself out.Copy !req
694. Remember when I told you that my momCopy !req
695. thought she had that, like,
that flesh-eating disease?Copy !req
696. She freaked herself out.
It's kinda like that, you know?Copy !req
697. - Oh, my God. Babe, here.
- Let me see it.Copy !req
698. Like fourth paragraph down.Copy !req
699. "It has been said thatCopy !req
700. if a human makes a bargain
with a demon for wealth,Copy !req
701. power, or any other benefit,Copy !req
702. they must forfeit
their firstborn male.Copy !req
703. If the debt is not honoured,
the demon will follow the..."Copy !req
704. Why are you smiling?
It's not funny.Copy !req
705. "... will follow the defaulter
and his or her broodCopy !req
706. until its soul
of an infant is collected."Copy !req
707. So?Copy !req
708. OK, so this is
the freakiest thing ever.Copy !req
709. It happened to me last night.Copy !req
710. This is the door...Copy !req
711. closing by itself.
That's me walking outside.Copy !req
712. Yeah. Dad!
Will you come in here, please?Copy !req
713. OK, please stand over here
and watch this.Copy !req
714. Jesus.Copy !req
715. Don't look at me, look at the screen.Copy !req
716. Yeah. The wind blows
the door closed.Copy !req
717. - Dad.
- Thank you.Copy !req
718. Are you serious?Copy !req
719. - It's happened to me a million times.
- There's no wind!Copy !req
720. The wind comes from the back
when the windows are open.Copy !req
721. It's inside the house
and nothing else is open!Copy !req
722. Turn it off and stop
messing with the system.Copy !req
723. Dad, there's obviously
something in the house!Copy !req
724. Please, come on.Copy !req
725. It's the same thing
Martine's been saying.Copy !req
726. Come get your dinner. It's getting cold.Copy !req
727. I think I just heard something
coming from downstairs.Copy !req
728. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
729. Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck.Copy !req
730. Shit!Copy !req
731. It woke me up.Copy !req
732. Like, it sounded like
the door or something.Copy !req
733. So I kind of checked it out
and Dad was snoring.Copy !req
734. And... I caught it on here.
Do you want to see?Copy !req
735. - Right there, you see?
- That's weird.Copy !req
736. It's definitely weird.Copy !req
737. It just freaks me out because
it just reminds me of like...Copy !req
738. what Martine was saying
about the house.Copy !req
739. What did she say
about the house?Copy !req
740. She said that there were
bad spirits in the houseCopy !req
741. that she had to clear out. She was
clearing out the bad spiritsCopy !req
742. and letting in the good spirits.
But something like that...Copy !req
743. I don't have any other explanation for.
Do you?Copy !req
744. I don't. I...Copy !req
745. I remember being scared
all the time.Copy !req
746. What do you mean "scared
all the time," though?Copy !req
747. - I don't know.
- No, but what do you mean?Copy !req
748. - Like you felt, you felt scared...
- I don't remember.Copy !req
749. I mean,
I've been... I'm scared.Copy !req
750. So what, did she,
like, lock herself out?Copy !req
751. Well, she said the
door slammed shut on its own.Copy !req
752. - No.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
753. That's pretty darn creepy.Copy !req
754. Yeah.Copy !req
755. Listen, this is gonna sound
totally crazy, and I know that, but...Copy !req
756. I've been having this
feeling lately that,Copy !req
757. that maybe whatever happened
to us when we were little...Copy !req
758. I think it's starting again.Copy !req
759. I don't want to talk about this, Kristi.Copy !req
760. I don't remember anything.Copy !req
761. I just remember being
scared all the time. What...Copy !req
762. You want to know what I remember?
I remember you crying all the time.Copy !req
763. I remember you couldn't sleep,
and you got anxiety attacks.Copy !req
764. I remember that you
stopped talking for months.Copy !req
765. I remember weird people
came to our houseCopy !req
766. and our mom was upset all the time.
That's what I remember.Copy !req
767. Whatever it was, it thrived on fear.Copy !req
768. The more we paid attention to it,
the worse it got.Copy !req
769. You need to leave this alone.Copy !req
770. You need to ignore it,
or you're gonna end up just like Mom.Copy !req
771. Do you understand me?Copy !req
772. Yeah, OK. I will.Copy !req
773. Wanna go for a walk?
Abby.Copy !req
774. Come on.Copy !req
775. Oh, God!Copy !req
776. God! Leave me alone!Copy !req
777. Yo, Kris?Copy !req
778. Are you OK?Copy !req
779. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Did something just happen?Copy !req
780. completely fine.
Everything is fine.Copy !req
781. Look at me.Copy !req
782. Kristi.Copy !req
783. Honey, everything is fine.Copy !req
784. It's obviously not. Look at...Copy !req
785. Your Aunt Katie said that we can't
talk about these things, OK?Copy !req
786. Because if you do,
it just goes... worse.Copy !req
787. - Listen.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
788. Everything's fine. Ali, just stop.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
789. OK.Copy !req
790. No, but listen to me. That other
website said that some people...Copy !req
791. like, make deals with demons
for wealth and power.Copy !req
792. So what if, what if
Kristi's great grandmotherCopy !req
793. made a deal with a demon
so she could get rich?Copy !req
794. I went through the entire,Copy !req
795. I went through
the entire family line.Copy !req
796. And Hunter is the first male
to be born on Kristi's sideCopy !req
797. since, at least, the 1930s.Copy !req
798. Don't tell me that shit
isn't coincidence.Copy !req
799. Lie down.Copy !req
800. Good girl.Copy !req
801. - Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
802. Did you hear that?Copy !req
803. I heard something.
What the fuck?Copy !req
804. Oh, God, it's Abby. Abby? Abby.Copy !req
805. - What's the matter, baby?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
806. - Oh, God.
- Is she OK?Copy !req
807. Yeah. No, no, no. Honey,
grab my keys and stuff?Copy !req
808. - Grab my shoes!
- What's going on?Copy !req
809. I don't know. There's something
wrong with Abby.Copy !req
810. - Dad, I'm going with you!
- She's still breathing.Copy !req
811. - What can I do? What should I do?
- Stay here with Hunter.Copy !req
812. OK.Copy !req
813. And I'll call you
when we get there.Copy !req
814. - OK.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
815. Just call me back
when you get this.Copy !req
816. Let me know if she's OK.Copy !req
817. OK, love you.Copy !req
818. Hey...Copy !req
819. Is she gonna be OK?Copy !req
820. I love you. Bye.Copy !req
821. Oh, God, please!
Let go of me!Copy !req
822. No, don't! Hunter! Please!Copy !req
823. Please!Copy !req
824. No, I don't know. They thought
it was a seizure.Copy !req
825. No, she's never
had one before, ever.Copy !req
826. - And she was making this noise.
- Ali?Copy !req
827. Babe, I got to call you
right back, OK?Copy !req
828. Honey, I'm really sorry
to do this to you.Copy !req
829. I know this is
really bad timing.Copy !req
830. There's something wrong
with Kristi, OK?Copy !req
831. - I can't get her out of bed.
- What's wrong with her?Copy !req
832. guys from Portland. I've been
putting them off for weeks.Copy !req
833. - I can't blow them off.
- OK, please, listen to me.Copy !req
834. Can I just take
Hunter to Brad's?Copy !req
835. No, I need you to stay here.Copy !req
836. And I'll come home
when you come home.Copy !req
837. Honey, I know this sucks.
I do, I know, OK?Copy !req
838. I know you're freaked
out and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
839. I'll be there for like
two hours, all right?Copy !req
840. And I have to pick
up Abby. OK?Copy !req
841. Please? I'm sorry, OK?Copy !req
842. I... call me. I'll be, like, two hours.
If anything's wrong,Copy !req
843. just call me and
I'll be right here, OK?Copy !req
844. OK.Copy !req
845. I just cannot
miss this today.Copy !req
846. - Thank you. OK?
- OK, bye.Copy !req
847. All right, don't worry. Lock
the door behind me, OK?Copy !req
848. Yeah, I mean, obviously.Copy !req
849. No, I put him down.
He's sleeping.Copy !req
850. She's not here.
She's still at the vet's.Copy !req
851. No, 'cause they have to run tests 'cause
they don't know what it was.Copy !req
852. Brad, it was...
like fucking...Copy !req
853. I've never heard
her cry like that.Copy !req
854. Or just tell them that you want to come
over for an hour.Copy !req
855. Please?Copy !req
856. Please. No, I just don't
want to be here alone.Copy !req
857. Yeah, well, basically.
She's sick or something.Copy !req
858. OK. OK, bye.
Love you, too. Bye.Copy !req
859. Oh, my God.Copy !req
860. OK, so, just found this
on the basement door.Copy !req
861. Um... I don't really know
where it came from.Copy !req
862. I think that that's blood,
but I can't really tell.Copy !req
863. This comes up pretty high.
I don't think she could get up there.Copy !req
864. It kind of looks like letters,
but I don't really know what it means.Copy !req
865. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
866. Kristi?Copy !req
867. Hey, sweetpea.Copy !req
868. What's going on?Copy !req
869. Come here, sweetie.Copy !req
870. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
871. Dad?Copy !req
872. You have to come home right now. Dad,
you have to come home.Copy !req
873. Something is really
wrong with Kristi. Please!Copy !req
874. Please,
come home, please.Copy !req
875. Please, just, please, come home.
Please. Please.Copy !req
876. Kristi?Copy !req
877. Kristi? Hunter's crying.Copy !req
878. Don't touch him!Copy !req
879. What the fuck?Copy !req
880. - Are you OK?
- No!Copy !req
881. - Oh, my. Where is she?
- She's upstairs.Copy !req
882. She's in Hunter's room.
You can't go up there!Copy !req
883. - I have to see if she's OK.
- You can't go up there!Copy !req
884. You have to
look at the tape!Copy !req
885. - I have to check on Hunter.
- She got attacked!Copy !req
886. You have to watch the tape! Please!Copy !req
887. Please, please,
just listen to me!Copy !req
888. Dad, we have to go right now.Copy !req
889. Fuck. Dad? Dad, look at me.
Do you believe me now?Copy !req
890. Come on! We can't stay here! Please!Copy !req
891. Dad!Copy !req
892. What are you doing?Copy !req
893. She tried to warn me,
and I wouldn't listen.Copy !req
894. Wait, who are you talking about?Copy !req
895. Dad, who are you talking about?Copy !req
896. What?Copy !req
897. Olive oil?Copy !req
898. What?Copy !req
899. What am I gonna do with this?Copy !req
900. - This is gonna knock her out?
- Sí.Copy !req
901. I told you to stay here.Copy !req
902. OK, you're kind of freaking
me out right now, OK?Copy !req
903. Can you please talk to me?Copy !req
904. Dad, look at her leg.
Look at the bite.Copy !req
905. What the fuck?Copy !req
906. No, no. No way, no way.Copy !req
907. We can't do this to her.
It's her family.Copy !req
908. - Please, please...
- What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
909. It's Kristi's fucking sister!
We can't do that to her!Copy !req
910. We can't do this.
We cannot do this to her.Copy !req
911. Look, there is no other way.Copy !req
912. Yes, there is. We can transfer
it to somebody else.Copy !req
913. - No, we can't. No, we can't.
- That's what we have to do.Copy !req
914. OK? Martine said it had
to be a blood relative.Copy !req
915. OK? That's my wife
and my son!Copy !req
916. - That is your little baby brother!
- Do we tell her?Copy !req
917. - Do we tell her what happened?
- No, we never tell anyone.Copy !req
918. She's not even
gonna remember, OK?Copy !req
919. Martine said she's not
gonna remember, OK?Copy !req
920. And we're not gonna
talk about it, ever!Copy !req
921. And I don't care if you
agree with me or not, OK?Copy !req
922. It's my decision!
I'm doing it!Copy !req
923. What...?Copy !req
924. Let's go, please.Copy !req
925. Please, Dad.Copy !req
926. Dad?Copy !req
927. Dad, please, please, be careful. Please.Copy !req
928. Kristi?Copy !req
929. Dad!Copy !req
930. Dad! I can't see anything! Dad?Copy !req
931. - Ali, where are you?
- I'm right here!Copy !req
932. Where are you?Copy !req
933. I'm right here! I'm right here!Copy !req
934. - Here, here, take it.
- Fuck.Copy !req
935. Fuck! Where's the...Copy !req
936. Where's the baby?Copy !req
937. I don't know!Copy !req
938. Dad, let's get out of here! Come on!Copy !req
939. OK, OK.Copy !req
940. Stay right there, OK? Just stay there.Copy !req
941. - No! No, no!
- Stay there!Copy !req
942. Just stay behind me, OK?
Just stay right there!Copy !req
943. OK. OK.Copy !req
944. What's happening?Copy !req
945. Oh, my God.Copy !req
946. Ali!Copy !req
947. Oh, my God!Copy !req
948. - They're in the basement.
- Are you OK?Copy !req
949. - Dad?
- Just, just stay there! OK.Copy !req
950. Dad. Dad.Copy !req
951. - Just stay here. OK?
- OK.Copy !req
952. Hunter!Copy !req
953. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
954. I can't see anything.Copy !req
955. What the fuck?Copy !req
956. Jesus! Fuck!Copy !req
957. Oh! Fuck!Copy !req
958. Hunter!Copy !req
959. Damn it.Copy !req
960. I almost gotcha. Almost gotcha.Copy !req
961. OK, I got you. Oh, God.Copy !req
962. I got you, little buddy.
Are you OK?Copy !req
963. OK, you stay there.Copy !req
964. All right. Are you ready?
You're gonna like this.Copy !req
965. I am ready,
I'm thrilled. I'm excited.Copy !req
966. Is it a tie? Is it...?
Oh! Shocking!Copy !req
967. So how are things... here?
Is there any more weird stuffCopy !req
968. - going on or, you know?
- No.Copy !req
969. - No?
- Everything's great.Copy !req
970. Good. I must be losing
my mind. I just...Copy !req
971. I feel like there's stuff
going on at our house,Copy !req
972. to the point where I actually
told Micah about it,Copy !req
973. and I'm sure he thinks I'm crazy.Copy !req
974. You should take your own advice.Copy !req
975. We shouldn't talk about this
stuff. It just drives us nuts.Copy !req
976. - You're right.
- Sis?Copy !req
977. Goodbye, Hunter!Copy !req
978. - I love you, little fella!
- Bye, Auntie!Copy !req
979. - Bye, sis. See you soon.
- All right.Copy !req
980. What is that?Copy !req
981. Hello, baby.Copy !req
982. Hi.Copy !req
983. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
984. Yeah, it's... I don't know
what you think it is,Copy !req
985. but whatever it is,
it's pretty sweet.Copy !req
986. I think it's a giant-ass camera.Copy !req
987. What happened to, like,
the little handheld?Copy !req
988. Easy to move around, versatile.Copy !req
989. Are you gonna park the car or are you
gonna stand there, looking at me?Copy !req
990. This is... big and impressive,Copy !req
991. and it has a really bright light on it.Copy !req
992. - Kiss the camera, will you?
- I'm not kissing the camera.Copy !req
993. - Come on.
- How much did this cost you?Copy !req
994. - What?
- How much did...Copy !req
995. I'll kiss you, but I'm not
gonna kiss the camera.Copy !req
996. You want to get your coffee at the
place that knows coffeeCopy !req
997. better than anyone else.
At Dunkin' Donuts,Copy !req
998. you can do it. For over 50 years, we've
kept America running,Copy !req
999. with our dedication
to serving the freshestCopy !req
1000. cup of coffee.
America runs on Dunkin'.Copy !req
1001. Are you looking for a great deal on real
wood kitchen cabinets...Copy !req
1002. Hey.Copy !req
1003. long delivery time? Cabinets
To Go is the place to goCopy !req
1004. for incredible prices on the best
qualityCopy !req
1005. all-wood kitchen cabinets.Copy !req
1006. for particle board
and no long delivery time.Copy !req
1007. Cabinets To Go is
the place to goCopy !req
1008. for incredible prices
on the best qualityCopy !req
1009. all-wood kitchen cabinets in honey
oak, hickory, solid red oakCopy !req
1010. and sumptuous
dark chocolate,Copy !req
1011. all in stock now
at our warehouse stores.Copy !req
1012. Cabinets To Go doesn't
have fancy showrooms,Copy !req
1013. but they do have superb quality
real-wood Shaker style...Copy !req
1014. house is full of mill
overstocks, bankruptcies...Copy !req
1015. six-millimeter
laminate flooringCopy !req
1016. only 59 cents
a square foot.Copy !req
1017. Vella wood, three quarter by three and
a quarter inch, natural...Copy !req
1018. Daniel?Copy !req
1019. Is that you?Copy !req
1020. Katie?Copy !req