1. Welcome home, Hunter.
This is your house.Copy !req
2. Gonna look out of that window.
There's your front door.Copy !req
3. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
4. How are you?Copy !req
5. - Happy.
- Hi, little man.Copy !req
6. We got to keep him out
of the sun, too, OK?Copy !req
7. Yeah. How are you feeling?Copy !req
8. Guess who changed
the first, like, 15 diapers?Copy !req
9. - This guy, right here.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
10. Guess who was in labour for a day?Copy !req
11. - This girl.
- I've been in labour for...Copy !req
12. - Hi.
- That's your mama.Copy !req
13. Hi. Hunter, this is Martine,
your new nanny.Copy !req
14. She will probably
fix your dirty diapersCopy !req
15. - because I won't.
- Can I see?Copy !req
16. Yes.Copy !req
17. Oh, my goodness. Look at this.Copy !req
18. - He's cute, right?
- Isn't he adorable?Copy !req
19. He's kind of smooshy looking.
I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
20. He's just newborn,
he's a newborn...Copy !req
21. Seriously, the cutest baby ever,
next to me. Second to me.Copy !req
22. Just touch him and
cuddle him all day long.Copy !req
23. You see how tiny he is?Copy !req
24. Do you mind if I take him?
Not if he's sleeping,Copy !req
25. but I want to take him
on a tour of the house.Copy !req
26. OK. He's not sleeping.Copy !req
27. That's Abby.
Gonna be your best friend.Copy !req
28. Bye, sweetie.Copy !req
29. This is a fireplace.
This is how Mommy seduced Daddy...Copy !req
30. - Oh.
- ... and that's how we got you.Copy !req
31. And that's why you're watching
this video at 25.Copy !req
32. This is your room.Copy !req
33. There's your crib.
It's a little sparse right now.Copy !req
34. Just got some
caterpillar action going on.Copy !req
35. "Hunter." See? Pretty cool.Copy !req
36. This is your sister's trashed room.Copy !req
37. - No, I'll check with him.
- Oh, there she is.Copy !req
38. Wassup, brother
from another mother?Copy !req
39. - What?
- No, Hunter's in...Copy !req
40. You're never allowed to come in
here, ever. Unless I invite you.Copy !req
41. In which case, it's gonna be
the best day of your life.Copy !req
42. By the way, that's my bathroom.
Don't ever go in there.Copy !req
43. That's half your bathroom. It's actually
my bathroom, 'cause I bought it.Copy !req
44. All that is mine.
Don't pee on my seat!Copy !req
45. This is the living room
that no one ever uses.Copy !req
46. Hey, somebody left
the front door open!Copy !req
47. Nice.
Don't do that, OK?Copy !req
48. This is my first man cave.
That's where all my genius ideas come.Copy !req
49. This is the second man cave,Copy !req
50. where we're gonna watch
Chargers games together.Copy !req
51. This is my 50-inch monster.Copy !req
52. Look at that. It's beautiful.Copy !req
53. I don't even know
if I swaddled him right.Copy !req
54. It's just... Yeah.Copy !req
55. Hi, baby boy. Hi.Copy !req
56. Hi.Copy !req
57. - He smells good.
- Yes.Copy !req
58. You're just like Daddy.Copy !req
59. You make poops all the time.Copy !req
60. - Is that good?
- Sí.Copy !req
61. OK.Copy !req
62. Is a special baby. Sí?Copy !req
63. - Thank you.
- That is so cute.Copy !req
64. I'll get it!Copy !req
65. - Hey! Let me see this baby.
- Hi!Copy !req
66. - Aunt Katie!
- Where is he?Copy !req
67. He's upstairs.Copy !req
68. Hi.Copy !req
69. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
70. You are so precious.Copy !req
71. Hi.Copy !req
72. I already love you so much.Copy !req
73. - My sister did good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
74. You probably had a little
part in it, I don't know.Copy !req
75. - Very little.
- Hi.Copy !req
76. It's her boyfriend.
Yeah, he's a big boy, just like his...Copy !req
77. Kinda just eating cookies.Copy !req
78. Hello, baby.Copy !req
79. - Dad, my burger?
- Or whatever.Copy !req
80. - Right, sorry.
- Gimme another plate.Copy !req
81. - Nice.
- Did you get that?Copy !req
82. - I want you to meet my Aunt Katie.
- Wait.Copy !req
83. Does it stay on?Copy !req
84. It does stay on,
but I didn't want to get it wet.Copy !req
85. Oh, no, of course not.
That would be ridiculous.Copy !req
86. - That would ruin it.
- That is so...Copy !req
87. - Swear to God, I will kill you.
- Look at that, perfect.Copy !req
88. Perfect handoff right there.Copy !req
89. She's my only niece. Not really,
but I think of her as my niece.Copy !req
90. She's my step-niece.Copy !req
91. - I'm the evil step-aunt.
- Step?Copy !req
92. The evil step-aunt? I'm not sure
how to take that. I'm not sure...Copy !req
93. Well, I'm not really evil,
but I can be evil is my point.Copy !req
94. Dad, the face came off!Copy !req
95. - There can be only one!
- I will not let you go.Copy !req
96. I can't believe he's over a year old.Copy !req
97. Where's Micah?Copy !req
98. Oh, he...Copy !req
99. He wasn't up for hanging out today.Copy !req
100. I can't find the tape.Copy !req
101. That's fine, I'm just
gonna tape over an old one.Copy !req
102. Can you get Abby out of here, please?
She's gonna get cut on the glass!Copy !req
103. We just got back and the whole
place has been just destroyed.Copy !req
104. Nothing seems to be missing.
It's just, everything's really...Copy !req
105. But that's what she's telling me.Copy !req
106. Make sure we document everything.
Don't touch anything.Copy !req
107. This is our foyer.
The furniture's damaged.Copy !req
108. My daughter Ali's room.Copy !req
109. It just feels... gross
that somebody was in here.Copy !req
110. Master bedroom.Copy !req
111. Yeah, so that's great.Copy !req
112. - Your watches are still there?
- Yeah.Copy !req
113. Diamonds are here.Copy !req
114. The only thing missing is
the necklace my sister made me.Copy !req
115. Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
116. This is horrible. It's fucking horrible.Copy !req
117. It's the nursery.Copy !req
118. As far as I know,
this room was not touched.Copy !req
119. This is our basement.Copy !req
120. I don't see anything really broken.
I don't know if there's anything...Copy !req
121. I don't think they did anything
down here. I... What is that?Copy !req
122. Is that Abby?
It really stinks, though.Copy !req
123. - Oh.
- Well, clothes are still here.Copy !req
124. Your bikes are still here.
Not that you're using those.Copy !req
125. And your bike is over here, so...Copy !req
126. And the epic clean continues.Copy !req
127. This looks like we had a party.Copy !req
128. Right?Copy !req
129. Worst party ever.Copy !req
130. I don't know, kiddo.
This is messed up.Copy !req
131. What are you talking about?
They didn't take anything. We're fine.Copy !req
132. You're fine.Copy !req
133. So this is it.
Like I said, about a week ago,Copy !req
134. - the place was completely trashed.
- Hello.Copy !req
135. - Hello.
- That's our daughter, Ali.Copy !req
136. Pretty much every room in the house.
We had both doors locked.Copy !req
137. Put one up here, up in the corner,Copy !req
138. and then you get the whole stairway,
the front door, this whole hallway.Copy !req
139. One over there, facing this way,
you'd get this door and this door.Copy !req
140. Or have one in here, getting
all these windows, the sliding...Copy !req
141. They run, like, all the time?Copy !req
142. Yeah, they're always recording.
You can't get away with anything.Copy !req
143. That stuff.Copy !req
144. Corner up there, so you get
who's coming in and outCopy !req
145. - of this door, that door.
- Bathroom.Copy !req
146. And you get to see
the baby at night, too.Copy !req
147. You're not putting one
in my bathroom, right?Copy !req
148. - Yeah. What?
- Wait.Copy !req
149. Put a camera that sees in complete dark.
It'd be perfect.Copy !req
150. - Yeah, really?
- Yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
151. - Yeah, OK, that'd be sweet.
- They'll look like motion detectors.Copy !req
152. Little tiny hole.
I have one I could show you.Copy !req
153. - Can you put one in that bunny?
- Very cool.Copy !req
154. And then we can,
I can set you up with the...Copy !req
155. Yeah, so, I'm gonna close
it up there like that.Copy !req
156. It's hidden.
Can't even tell it's a camera.Copy !req
157. How many are we getting?Copy !req
158. I don't know. But what'd you...?
What, is that... six?Copy !req
159. - I don't know.
- One, two, three...Copy !req
160. What are you doing
out here, little buddy?Copy !req
161. Yeah. Go get it.Copy !req
162. You're super fast, big man.Copy !req
163. What's Martine doing?Copy !req
164. What is she doing?Copy !req
165. He's good, right?Copy !req
166. You're a good puppy.
What you say, Abby?Copy !req
167. Hey, Hunter. Hunter,
you want another fishy?Copy !req
168. What are you doing?
What you doing?Copy !req
169. Oh, buddy, I think it's time for N-A-P.
What do you think?Copy !req
170. Yeah?Copy !req
171. Come on. Come here, buddy,
let's move this first.Copy !req
172. OK. Aw, that's a good baby.
That's a good baby. OK.Copy !req
173. Oh! You gotta help me
out here, buddy.Copy !req
174. Thank you.
That's a good boy.Copy !req
175. OK.Copy !req
176. I know. Everything's fine,
you're just superbaby.Copy !req
177. Did you do this all by yourself? Man,
Daddy's gonna be so proud.Copy !req
178. OK, I'll just clean up the rest
of it when I bring you back.Copy !req
179. What's up, Martine?Copy !req
180. Wassup? What's up, Ali?Copy !req
181. What were you doing?
What were you doing earlier?Copy !req
182. When you were, like,
talking to yourself?Copy !req
183. All crazy like.
Are you going crazy here, too?Copy !req
184. - No... crazy.
- You're just getting it from all of us.Copy !req
185. The house is...
There are bad things in the house?Copy !req
186. No.Copy !req
187. - You're getting rid of spirits. OK.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
188. All right.Copy !req
189. The good ones...Copy !req
190. - We keep the good ones.
- Yes.Copy !req
191. In with the good, out with the bad.Copy !req
192. In with the paella, out with the...Copy !req
193. Holy crap, that's a lot of garlic.Copy !req
194. One, two, three.Copy !req
195. Oh, I almost got him.Copy !req
196. One, two...Copy !req
197. Oh, my God!
Look at what Martine left!Copy !req
198. - Oh!
- Disgusting! I wanna throw up! It...Copy !req
199. She put it in the freaking...Copy !req
200. - No, you! That was you!
- It's not me!Copy !req
201. - Don't blame somebody else!
- Hand to God!Copy !req
202. God, there was like a live
crawdaddy in there.Copy !req
203. - She clogged it. I can't look.
- That is a stench-ilada.Copy !req
204. - That is horrible. You're grounded.
- I'm not capable of...Copy !req
205. You are grounded. Awful.Copy !req
206. This is the best bath...Copy !req
207. - It looks pretty good.
- ... I've... I think it...Copy !req
208. Well, if you come in,
it'll be the best bath I've ever...Copy !req
209. It's so quiet and, like, there's
nobody here. It's fantastic.Copy !req
210. I love Martine, but I'm kind of loving
the fact that she's not here.Copy !req
211. - Yeah.
- What time is your sister coming?Copy !req
212. What time is it now?Copy !req
213. 7.20. Something like that.Copy !req
214. Oh, like an hour or so.Copy !req
215. You should definitely pop in.Copy !req
216. I don't want to smash you,
but I kind of want to get in.Copy !req
217. You don't want to smash me?
I kinda want you to smash me.Copy !req
218. - Really? Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
219. Let me release the Kraken.Copy !req
220. Hey.Copy !req
221. You're OK.Copy !req
222. I gotcha.Copy !req
223. You're OK. You're OK.Copy !req
224. Look, it's perfect, right?Copy !req
225. - That's a lot of grease in there.
- I'm gonna drain it.Copy !req
226. Here, goofy mug.Copy !req
227. Do you need anything?Copy !req
228. - Hey!
- Are you making breakfast?Copy !req
229. - Thank you so much.
- How you doing?Copy !req
230. - I was, but, uh...
- Hola.Copy !req
231. - Did he keep you up?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
232. - He definitely kept me up.
- Yeah, he does that.Copy !req
233. I love you so much.Copy !req
234. - I love you so much.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
235. - I love you so much.
- That's OK. Aw.Copy !req
236. You're amazing. I don't think
I'm really awake yet, though.Copy !req
237. There's coffee.Copy !req
238. I love my sister
She's the bestCopy !req
239. Remember that time
you tried to be a veganCopy !req
240. - for like six hours?
- A day and a half?Copy !req
241. - That was a difficult time.
- It was for one meal.Copy !req
242. - Making bacon?
- Yeah.Copy !req
243. - Good morning.
- Yo, yo, yo, what up?Copy !req
244. Thank you for loaning out
your beautiful girlfriend for the night.Copy !req
245. - What up?
- She made my day.Copy !req
246. Tell me that's not yours.Copy !req
247. It's not really mine, no.Copy !req
248. Thanks for not watching
the sausage for us, Ali.Copy !req
249. I did watch it!Copy !req
250. It's mine and hers.
She uses it most.Copy !req
251. Cool. It's HD.
Do I get some love, too?Copy !req
252. What?Copy !req
253. You scared little Hunter.Copy !req
254. How's it going?
Can I get you some coffee?Copy !req
255. - Dude, I have a bone to pick with you.
- Yeah?Copy !req
256. I went into Burger King,
and I was like, hey, man.Copy !req
257. I tossed your name around and they
didn't give me any free food, dude.Copy !req
258. I don't own, like, every Burger King.Copy !req
259. He's not actually
the king of Burger King.Copy !req
260. I'm not?Copy !req
261. I'm still in the process of easing him
in to the fact that we live togetherCopy !req
262. and, therefore, the house should
represent the both of us.Copy !req
263. Well, yeah, but the both
of us, like, a give and take.Copy !req
264. Like you have your beading
thing or whatever it is,Copy !req
265. and then I have my area, you know?Copy !req
266. - The whole rest of the house?
- Of manliness.Copy !req
267. I'm telling you, that baby's gonna be
a rock star when he grows up.Copy !req
268. Yeah, get it. Whoa!
Dad, careful, are you watching that?Copy !req
269. There was no sign
of forced entry, but...Copy !req
270. They trashed our whole house.
I mean, I think it was more vandalism.Copy !req
271. See that thing in the corner?
Looks like a motion detector?Copy !req
272. - Are you, like...?
- That's a camera.Copy !req
273. We're watching you!Copy !req
274. You like little wheels that roll.Copy !req
275. You're such a ham.
Such a ham. Are you leaving?Copy !req
276. Things have gotten a little difficult
since he learned how to open the door.Copy !req
277. So are you freaked
out after the break in?Copy !req
278. Yeah, I mean, I definitely was.
I don't think I was sleeping very well.Copy !req
279. Oh, sweetie? Sweetie.Copy !req
280. I would be freaked out,
too, if, you know,Copy !req
281. somebody had broken into my house.Copy !req
282. Well, it's just, they
didn't take anything. You know?Copy !req
283. - Yeah.
- I don't know.Copy !req
284. It seemed personal.
It feels like they're always still here.Copy !req
285. You know? I don't know, I...Copy !req
286. I get this feeling,
like when we were little.Copy !req
287. What?Copy !req
288. Never mind.Copy !req
289. Mac and cheese,
mac and cheese.Copy !req
290. Hey, Kris? I'm gonna go out.
I'm not gonna be in.Copy !req
291. - Oh, OK. Where are you going?
- Just the mall.Copy !req
292. All right, well, have fun.Copy !req
293. - Bye!
- Bye!Copy !req
294. Mac and cheese.
Mac and cheese.Copy !req
295. No?Copy !req
296. Hey, what's up there?Copy !req
297. Let's look at baby Hunter.Copy !req
298. Boy, that one was bad.
That's that bee bonnet that the...Copy !req
299. He's like, that was totally humiliating.
Nobody needs to see this.Copy !req
300. - Oh, this is crazy.
- What?Copy !req
301. - Who do you think that is?
- Is that you?Copy !req
302. No, that's your Aunt Katie.
That's...Copy !req
303. - That's Katie?
- That's so weird.Copy !req
304. I thought we lost all
our pictures in the fire.Copy !req
305. That's great.Copy !req
306. Yo, Martine?Copy !req
307. Kristi and Dad are out
tonight. I'm going out tonight.Copy !req
308. You gonna have your
boyfriend over? Have a party?Copy !req
309. - Este Brad. Novio.
- Yeah.Copy !req
310. He, he boy.Copy !req
311. want handsy, handsy,
touchy. No.Copy !req
312. "No."Copy !req
313. - The handsy, handsy, touchy?
- The handsy-handsy, sí.Copy !req
314. Is that the kind of dance you
were showing me, the Handsy?Copy !req
315. Shake it.Copy !req
316. I thought I was gonna have
to give him the Heimlich.Copy !req
317. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
318. That's enough, Martine.
Put it down.Copy !req
319. Martine, he's fine.Copy !req
320. I've asked you
not to do this, OK?Copy !req
321. It is not good for the baby.Copy !req
322. Please,
put it out right now.Copy !req
323. No más, no más.
That's enough.Copy !req
324. Put it out right now, please.Copy !req
325. OK, that's enough.Copy !req
326. What are you doing?Copy !req
327. - The baby is fine, OK?
- No, no.Copy !req
328. The baby should not be breathing that.
Nobody should.Copy !req
329. No, I don't...
Just stop doing it, please.Copy !req
330. Goddamn it.Copy !req
331. God.Copy !req
332. OK, that's like two months.
All right?Copy !req
333. - OK? I told you.
- Sí.Copy !req
334. I do understand, OK? I just,
I don't believe in that stuff,Copy !req
335. OK? It's just... I cannot have that
stuff in my house. OK?Copy !req
336. - OK.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
337. Can I give you a great
recommendation, OK?Copy !req
338. You were very good for us.Copy !req
339. Da-da.Copy !req
340. Come on, make Daddy proud.
Say, "Da-da."Copy !req
341. Hunter, look over here.Copy !req
342. Hunter?Copy !req
343. You are so like your dad.Copy !req
344. Sweetie. Sweetie?Copy !req
345. Come on, come on.Copy !req
346. What are you looking at?Copy !req
347. Look at Mama.Copy !req
348. Buddy? What? What? Oh.Copy !req
349. Look over here.Copy !req
350. There's nothing there, goofball.Copy !req
351. Where are you going?
Hunter?Copy !req
352. I can't see you back there.Copy !req
353. We were up in the nursery,
playing, and I was tryingCopy !req
354. to get him to say "Da-da" again,
and he just wouldn't focus.Copy !req
355. He was looking at the ceiling and
mirror, everywhere but me.Copy !req
356. Well, he's a baby. He's got an attention
span of a guppy. You know?Copy !req
357. I guess, but there was definitely
something he was focusedCopy !req
358. on, and it wasn't
my pretty face.Copy !req
359. - Hey.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
360. - What's going on?
- Nothing much.Copy !req
361. Check this out.Copy !req
362. - Dad, can you please not do that?
- Yeah, night vision.Copy !req
363. Cool, I'm gonna get nail polish
on the bed. Please?Copy !req
364. You got freaky eyes.
You look like a possum.Copy !req
365. Dad.Copy !req
366. - There we go.
- Painting my nails, Dad.Copy !req
367. Why are you in here?
What do you want?Copy !req
368. - Sorry, crabby.
- I'm not crabby.Copy !req
369. You're Crabby McRumpelstein.Copy !req
370. - Why did I fire Martine?
- Yeah.Copy !req
371. Because I didn't like her
doing all that weirdCopy !req
372. - witchy stuff around Hunter.
- It wasn't witchy.Copy !req
373. It wasn't witchy...
It wasn't hurting anybody.Copy !req
374. It made her feel better,
and she wanted to make us feel better.Copy !req
375. She was, like, slaughtering goats
out by the pool, OK?Copy !req
376. - No, she wasn't.
- All right.Copy !req
377. Good luck and it's... Stay in the lines.Copy !req
378. - What? Dad!
- Check it.Copy !req
379. - On! Stop!
- Off.Copy !req
380. Let me get one more. Oh!Copy !req
381. Come here.Copy !req
382. Come here, come on.Copy !req
383. It's OK.
It's OK, buddy. It's OK.Copy !req
384. No.Copy !req
385. It's OK, buddy,
there's nothing there.Copy !req
386. Is that what
woke you up, buddy?Copy !req
387. Daniel!Copy !req
388. Daniel?Copy !req
389. God. Nasty.Copy !req
390. - Dad, don't pick it up with your hands.
- Why not?Copy !req
391. Because it could, like...
They can have diseases and stuff...Copy !req
392. - It flew into the window...
- It's so sad.Copy !req
393. I don't even want to look at it.Copy !req
394. - What?
- Its neck is all broken.Copy !req
395. Oh, my God,
just put it in the thing!Copy !req
396. - I'm trying to...
- Why did you pick it up with tong...?Copy !req
397. - I don't know.
- What do you think?Copy !req
398. - Stop!
- Medium, medium rare?Copy !req
399. - You're really mean.
- It's just a dead bird.Copy !req
400. - Oh.
- It was a live bird. And then it...Copy !req
401. - It's really sad.
- OK.Copy !req
402. You like the ball? You like ball?Copy !req
403. Ball, ball, hit it. Smack it!Copy !req
404. What's in there? Get in.
What's in there?Copy !req
405. Oh, buddy. Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.Copy !req
406. Hunter? Oh, shit.Copy !req
407. Hunter, come here! Come here.Copy !req
408. Fuck!Copy !req
409. What are you doing
back out here? Go.Copy !req
410. Your dog does
not like pool cleaners.Copy !req
411. Yo, what's the deal with your dog?Copy !req
412. Honestly, we're not really sure.Copy !req
413. Splash, splash. One, two, three.
Splash, splash, splash.Copy !req
414. This is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
415. Splash, splash, splash.Copy !req
416. I think I might definitely start to
replace my girlfriend with this camera.Copy !req
417. - Uh-huh. See? We're scared.
- It's got more features.Copy !req
418. Flip the thing, film yourself.
It flips. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
419. - Oh, shit.
- Then it shows you...Copy !req
420. No. I'm definitely
getting one of these.Copy !req
421. I'll bet you guys go
extracurricular with this.Copy !req
422. Who has time for that?
We've got a baby.Copy !req
423. How's Daniel Rey
and his brood doing?Copy !req
424. Oh, apparently, we have a ghost.
Did you hear about this?Copy !req
425. I did not. Please elaborate,
'cause that's a very strange thing to...Copy !req
426. A couple pots fell off our pot
hanger thing in the kitchen.Copy !req
427. - You definitely have a ghost.
- Straight to ghost.Copy !req
428. That's the most logical...Copy !req
429. She thinks everything is, like,
a ghost or a... Don't you, honey?Copy !req
430. What?Copy !req
431. - Think everything is a ghost?
- You don't have a ghost.Copy !req
432. - Yeah, you're definitely haunted.
- No.Copy !req
433. You and your sister are, like, freaky...Copy !req
434. - Katie, you're into this stuff?
- You don't know this stuff?Copy !req
435. They used to do, like, séances
and shit when they were little.Copy !req
436. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
437. We didn't do séances.Copy !req
438. - No.
- Who'd you talk to?Copy !req
439. You're making a mountain
out of a molehill.Copy !req
440. - Katie...
- Babe, it was really no big deal.Copy !req
441. - What's no big deal?
- I probably, you know,Copy !req
442. I just don't talk about
this stuff anymore.Copy !req
443. What stuff?Copy !req
444. They used to do séances
when they were little kids.Copy !req
445. It's really not that funny. You're
laughing. It's not a big deal, babe.Copy !req
446. The truth is, when we were kids,Copy !req
447. we got a little freaked out,
but it's really no big deal.Copy !req
448. And we're having a good day
today, so let's just...Copy !req
449. - We'll explore this in detail later.
- Let's focus...Copy !req
450. What about the Lizzie Borden one?
The axe murderer one?Copy !req
451. You're thinking
of every, like, childhood...Copy !req
452. How, where do, how would I...
Back me up...Copy !req
453. How would I know this stuff
if you didn't tell us?Copy !req
454. What's your take
on this ghost situation?Copy !req
455. I think it's awesome.Copy !req
456. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
457. Fuck!Copy !req
458. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
459. There it is.Copy !req
460. Ali!Copy !req
461. - I thought we said good night, Brad!
- Yeah, no. We did...Copy !req
462. - Get the fuck out of here right now!
- I'm not even here.Copy !req
463. Ali, did you
leave the burner on?Copy !req
464. No?Copy !req
465. You almost burned the fucking house...Copy !req
466. Not cool, Brad.Copy !req
467. How could I put it up wrong?
It's on a hook.Copy !req
468. - Once it goes up, it's up.
- You were probably puttingCopy !req
469. it on the edge of the top part,
instead of inside.Copy !req
470. The fact that it fell a second time
probably provesCopy !req
471. - that you put it up wrong both times.
- OK.Copy !req
472. You want me to show
you how to put it up?Copy !req
473. No, no, no.
Then why are you puttingCopy !req
474. the pool cleaner
back in every morning?Copy !req
475. For the last week?Copy !req
476. 'Cause it's a pool cleaner, and I want
it to clean the pool.Copy !req
477. - How does it get out at night?
- How does it get out?Copy !req
478. - Yeah.
- Is it taking the car? Is it...Copy !req
479. Oh, come on, honey.
No, really.Copy !req
480. I don't know. I assume somebody takes it
out when they go swimming.Copy !req
481. I don't take it out,
and you don't take it out.Copy !req
482. Ali, do you take the pool
cleaner out of the pool?Copy !req
483. - What?
- Do you take the poolCopy !req
484. - cleaner out of the pool?
- No.Copy !req
485. What? So it's crawling
out of the pool?Copy !req
486. It's crawling
out of the pool by itself?Copy !req
487. I don't know. Let's...
You know what?Copy !req
488. You wanted all the cameras.
Let's go check the DVR.Copy !req
489. Fine, let's go check it.Copy !req
490. - You serious?
- Yeah, I'm very serious.Copy !req
491. We'll find out what else is going
around here at night.Copy !req
492. - Can I tape it, though?
- Yeah.Copy !req
493. - What?
- See?Copy !req
494. That is weird.Copy !req
495. Maybe I have it set too high
or something, I don't know.Copy !req
496. No.Copy !req
497. No, I don't, I don't think
the settings are off.Copy !req
498. Maybe the settings are off.Copy !req
499. That's what we got it for.Copy !req
500. It's probably trying to be proactive.
Do the little patio.Copy !req
501. It's like one of those
vacuum cleaner things you set up.Copy !req
502. Yeah, it's like a Flowbee, but with...Copy !req
503. I don't know if the house is
haunted, but I hope it is.Copy !req
504. - You hope it is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
505. Are you kidding me?
That would be fucking awesome.Copy !req
506. Why would you hope
that the house is haunted?Copy !req
507. That'd be the coolest thing ever.Copy !req
508. If there was somebody trying to,
like, get through to us,Copy !req
509. - that would be amazing.
- No, I just...Copy !req
510. Kristi is obviously not sleeping.Copy !req
511. Dude.Copy !req
512. She doesn't have any...Copy !req
513. Her hormones are all kooky.
She's got... paranoid mommy...Copy !req
514. just interpreting them
in the wrong way.Copy !req
515. Like, she's seeing them as,
as harmful and dangerous.Copy !req
516. And maybe we should just see them
as something trying to, like...Copy !req
517. Like, I think we should have a séance.Copy !req
518. - We could go full out... What?
- That's a great idea.Copy !req
519. Just freaky. I don't...
I don't believe in it.Copy !req
520. Why do you think that it necessarily
has to be bad, though?Copy !req
521. That's all I'm asking.Copy !req
522. - How would it be good?
- Like, what if it's Mom?Copy !req
523. - Hey, guys.
- What?Copy !req
524. There's something you need to see.Copy !req
525. - What are you talking about?
- What's going on?Copy !req
526. - You're freaking me out.
- You have to see...Copy !req
527. Honey, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
528. What are... you talking about?
What is it?Copy !req
529. - I don't see anything.
- I don't understand.Copy !req
530. - Yeah!
- That's not funny.Copy !req
531. Yeah!Copy !req
532. Sweetie?Copy !req
533. Come on,
that was kind of funny, right?Copy !req
534. I just, I hate it when you
don't take me seriously.Copy !req
535. I'm sorry, honey. I do take you
seriously. I was just trying to...Copy !req
536. I'm just trying to lighten things up.Copy !req
537. I just want us to kind of
get back to normal.Copy !req
538. Like I was thinking maybe
we could go out?Copy !req
539. - Like... like grownups?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
540. Right. How am I gonna leave?Copy !req
541. Why, why are
you laughing? We can go.Copy !req
542. - Martine's gone.
- No, Ali can watch the baby.Copy !req
543. With the break in, and all
the weird stuff going on,Copy !req
544. I just don't want to leave him alone.Copy !req
545. You know, we can't just
let this affect us that much.Copy !req
546. If we do that, the terrorists win.Copy !req
547. Right?Copy !req
548. I miss you, you know?
I miss my wife, the fun wife.Copy !req
549. And I know I've been kind of a tool.Copy !req
550. And I just wanna...Copy !req
551. Oh, my God.
He looks so tired. Look at him.Copy !req
552. He's almost passed out.Copy !req
553. Yeah, I think somebody has time
for a nap. Come here, buddy.Copy !req
554. - Bye. Bye, grumpster.
- Oh, I know. Fussy baby.Copy !req
555. Fussy fussy.Copy !req
556. God! Hot! Oh, man!Copy !req
557. Did you leave the heater
on in the hot tub?Copy !req
558. - No.
- No?Copy !req
559. - It's like a million degrees in there!
- No. Why would I...Copy !req
560. That was two nights ago,
and I turned it off.Copy !req
561. - Oh, my God. Are you OK?
- Were you out there with Brad?Copy !req
562. - Yeah, two nights ago.
- Honey, honey. What's going on?Copy !req
563. It wouldn't be boiling. The highest
it goes up to is like 90-something.Copy !req
564. Give me something cold.
Like, peas?Copy !req
565. - Are you OK?
- God.Copy !req
566. God. Boiled my nuts right now.Copy !req
567. - What exactly...
- I'm gonna call that guy.Copy !req
568. I didn't do anything.
I didn't do anything.Copy !req
569. All right, so all the emergency numbers
are in this cabinet.Copy !req
570. Yep.Copy !req
571. But now his new doctor is in there.
And also his allergist.Copy !req
572. - And remember, no peanuts on anything.
- I know, no peanuts.Copy !req
573. Make sure the doors and the
windows are locked, OK?Copy !req
574. Upstairs, in the back,
out front, every...Copy !req
575. - Go!
- I love you.Copy !req
576. - Have a great time with him.
- Bye.Copy !req
577. - I love you!
- Bye. Have a good time.Copy !req
578. - Take the money. Coming!
- Bye! Say, "Bye, Mama!"Copy !req
579. Bye. Bye!Copy !req
580. Don't get too wasted!Copy !req
581. Bye!
Can you say bye-bye?Copy !req
582. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
583. - What the...?
- Hello?Copy !req
584. - Did I scare you?
- Yes.Copy !req
585. Lightly. Have to warm up the board.Copy !req
586. You have to warm up the board?Copy !req
587. If a spirit's present,
will you give us a sign?Copy !req
588. Like, literally, anything.Copy !req
589. - Literally...
- Yeah, no, there's...Copy !req
590. OK. What do you want?Copy !req
591. - Brad. Brad.
- I'm not moving it.Copy !req
592. It's not me.Copy !req
593. "P"...Copy !req
594. "U"...Copy !req
595. - Ali, are you doing this?
- No, I'm fucking not.Copy !req
596. "S"...Copy !req
597. - What the fuck?
- Wait, it's still going.Copy !req
598. It goes to the "Y."
Oh, it spells "pussy."Copy !req
599. I mean, what, what...
Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
600. Pussy?Copy !req
601. Maybe the spirit...
spirits want some pussy.Copy !req
602. Spirits?Copy !req
603. Yes, the spirits might
be horny at the moment.Copy !req
604. - You never know. I know I am.
- Pussy.Copy !req
605. You know what?
We should keep going.Copy !req
606. - Wait, do you feel that?
- Yes, 'cause you're moving it.Copy !req
607. No, I'm not moving it.Copy !req
608. No, this time
I'm really not moving it.Copy !req
609. - It's...
- Wait. "H"...Copy !req
610. Pussy-ehh.Copy !req
611. No, Ali, I'm really, I'm really
not moving it this time.Copy !req
612. I promise you.Copy !req
613. No, what the fuck?
Are you doing this?Copy !req
614. No.Copy !req
615. "N"...Copy !req
616. - ..."T"...
- "Pussy Hunt."Copy !req
617. It's like the worst
game of Ouija ever.Copy !req
618. Did you spell that? Are you trying
to tell me something?Copy !req
619. Yeah, yeah,
I spelled "pussy hunt."Copy !req
620. Would you like me
to go on a pussy hunt?Copy !req
621. I can do that for
you right now.Copy !req
622. only $2.99
a square foot.Copy !req
623. Complete bamboo flooring as low
as $1.99 a square foot.Copy !req
624. These deals...Copy !req
625. America runs on Dunkin'.Copy !req
626. Lumber Liquidators' warehouse
is full of mill overstocks,Copy !req
627. bankruptcies,
buyouts and deals,Copy !req
628. like six-millimeter
laminate floor...Copy !req
629. incredible prices
on the best qualityCopy !req
630. all-wood kitchen cabinets
in honey oak, hickory,Copy !req
631. solid red oak and
sumptuous dark chocolate,Copy !req
632. all in stock now
at our warehouse stores.Copy !req
633. Cabinets To Go doesn't have
fancy showrooms,Copy !req
634. but they do have
superb qual...Copy !req
635. Brad?Copy !req
636. Come on.Copy !req
637. Oh, shit.Copy !req
638. Shit.Copy !req
639. Hi.Copy !req
640. Ali?Copy !req
641. Oh.Copy !req
642. Oh, there you go,
that's better, right?Copy !req
643. Ali?Copy !req
644. Is Ali upstairs?Copy !req
645. - No, she isn't up here.
- She's not upstairs?Copy !req
646. Ali? Ali!Copy !req
647. Dad? Dad? Kristi?Copy !req
648. - Where have you been?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
649. Oh, my God, I am so sorry.Copy !req
650. - What happened?
- I'm so sorry. I got locked out.Copy !req
651. Why would you even answer the door to
somebodyjust knocking?Copy !req
652. - Just open the door?
- No, I thought...Copy !req
653. Did you look outside
to see who it was?Copy !req
654. Yes! Yes, I couldn't.
But that's the thing, see.Copy !req
655. I couldn't see anybody, and I thought
that Brad was out there.Copy !req
656. But if you don't see anybody,
then you don't go outside!Copy !req
657. Your little brother
was upstairs by himself.Copy !req
658. - I know. I was freaking out.
- Right?Copy !req
659. I know. I didn't,
I've never, I swear to God,Copy !req
660. I never would
have done that.Copy !req
661. I don't understand.
What happened?Copy !req
662. It wasn't an accident because something
slammed the door behind me.Copy !req
663. - We were worried sick about...
- What do you mean? Wait...Copy !req
664. I took a nap, and I heard somebody
calling my name.Copy !req
665. - What?
- I felt something,Copy !req
666. like somebody was calling my name,
and I felt somebody there.Copy !req
667. Are you sure you
weren't just dreaming?Copy !req
668. You weren't there.
You didn't feel it.Copy !req
669. - The wind blew the door closed.
- There wasn't any wind.Copy !req
670. All right? I don't want to hear any more
of this haunted house crap!Copy !req
671. OK? That's enough. You guys are
driving me crazy.Copy !req
672. End of story.Copy !req
673. It was like you said,
with the pots falling.Copy !req
674. - You know what?
- I was taking a nap,Copy !req
675. - and something was calling my name.
- Sweetheart...Copy !req
676. I'm just gonna go
calm him down, OK?Copy !req
677. Just go upstairs
and try to go to bed, OK?Copy !req
678. OK, buddy.Copy !req
679. There you go. No, no, no.
You're eating breakfast now.Copy !req
680. You want it
on here instead?Copy !req
681. OK.Copy !req
682. Morning.Copy !req
683. Good morning.Copy !req
684. Nice.Copy !req
685. Bye, little buddy.
Hot, hot, hot.Copy !req
686. OK, Hunter. Got to eat.Copy !req
687. Got to eat.
Come on, buddy.Copy !req
688. I'm having these really
fucked up nightmares...Copy !req
689. which is not something
that's really new,Copy !req
690. but I'm having different ones.Copy !req
691. There was one in particular.
Well, there were...Copy !req
692. I've had a couple dreams where my teeth
are falling out, which is really weird.Copy !req
693. And there's one in particular,
where this guy is standingCopy !req
694. at the foot of my bed...Copy !req
695. watching me sleep,
and it's not like a scary robber dream.Copy !req
696. I can't see his face or anything,
but he was like...Copy !req
697. about, like, a foot back...Copy !req
698. from the bed there. So...Copy !req
699. That's what's been up.Copy !req
700. I don't get it.
How can you not want a back rub?Copy !req
701. Because I'm concentrating.Copy !req
702. - But you know you love it.
- Stop.Copy !req
703. But this site says that if it's,
like, really persistent,Copy !req
704. which it is, obviously, at this point,
that it's probably not a ghost.Copy !req
705. It's probably something else.
And it's possibly a demon.Copy !req
706. Well, what's the difference
between a demon and a ghost?Copy !req
707. Because ghosts are dead people,Copy !req
708. so they're, like, human energy.Copy !req
709. And demons are not human.
They're just...Copy !req
710. like, evil.Copy !req
711. Psyching yourself out,
looking online there.Copy !req
712. I'm not psyching myself out.Copy !req
713. Remember when I told you that my momCopy !req
714. thought she had that, like,
that flesh-eating disease?Copy !req
715. She freaked herself out.
It's kinda like that, you know?Copy !req
716. - Oh, my God. Babe, here.
- Let me see it.Copy !req
717. Like fourth paragraph down.Copy !req
718. "It has been said thatCopy !req
719. if a human makes a bargain
with a demon for wealth,Copy !req
720. power, or any other benefit,Copy !req
721. they must forfeit
their firstborn male.Copy !req
722. If the debt is not honoured,
the demon will follow the..."Copy !req
723. Why are you smiling?
It's not funny.Copy !req
724. "... will follow the defaulter
and his or her broodCopy !req
725. until its soul
of an infant is collected."Copy !req
726. So?Copy !req
727. OK, so this is
the freakiest thing ever.Copy !req
728. It happened to me last night.Copy !req
729. This is the door...Copy !req
730. closing by itself.
That's me walking outside.Copy !req
731. Yeah. Dad!
Will you come in here, please?Copy !req
732. OK, please stand over here
and watch this.Copy !req
733. Jesus.Copy !req
734. Don't look at me, look at the screen.Copy !req
735. Yeah. The wind blows
the door closed.Copy !req
736. - Dad.
- Thank you.Copy !req
737. Are you serious?Copy !req
738. - It's happened to me a million times.
- There's no wind!Copy !req
739. The wind comes from the back
when the windows are open.Copy !req
740. It's inside the house
and nothing else is open!Copy !req
741. Turn it off and stop
messing with the system.Copy !req
742. Dad, there's obviously
something in the house!Copy !req
743. Please, come on.Copy !req
744. It's the same thing
Martine's been saying.Copy !req
745. Come get your dinner. It's getting cold.Copy !req
746. I think I just heard something
coming from downstairs.Copy !req
747. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.Copy !req
748. Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck.Copy !req
749. Shit!Copy !req
750. It woke me up.Copy !req
751. Like, it sounded like
the door or something.Copy !req
752. So I kind of checked it out
and Dad was snoring.Copy !req
753. And... I caught it on here.
Do you want to see?Copy !req
754. - Right there, you see?
- That's weird.Copy !req
755. It's definitely weird.Copy !req
756. It just freaks me out because
it just reminds me of like...Copy !req
757. what Martine was saying
about the house.Copy !req
758. What did she say
about the house?Copy !req
759. She said that there were
bad spirits in the houseCopy !req
760. that she had to clear out. She was
clearing out the bad spiritsCopy !req
761. and letting in the good spirits.
But something like that...Copy !req
762. I don't have any other explanation for.
Do you?Copy !req
763. I don't. I...Copy !req
764. I remember being scared
all the time.Copy !req
765. What do you mean "scared
all the time," though?Copy !req
766. - I don't know.
- No, but what do you mean?Copy !req
767. - Like you felt, you felt scared...
- I don't remember.Copy !req
768. I mean,
I've been... I'm scared.Copy !req
769. So what, did she,
like, lock herself out?Copy !req
770. Well, she said the
door slammed shut on its own.Copy !req
771. - No.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
772. That's pretty darn creepy.Copy !req
773. Yeah.Copy !req
774. Listen, this is gonna sound
totally crazy, and I know that, but...Copy !req
775. I've been having this
feeling lately that,Copy !req
776. that maybe whatever happened
to us when we were little...Copy !req
777. I think it's starting again.Copy !req
778. I don't want to talk about this, Kristi.Copy !req
779. I don't remember anything.Copy !req
780. I just remember being
scared all the time. What...Copy !req
781. You want to know what I remember?
I remember you crying all the time.Copy !req
782. I remember you couldn't sleep,
and you got anxiety attacks.Copy !req
783. I remember that you
stopped talking for months.Copy !req
784. I remember weird people
came to our houseCopy !req
785. and our mom was upset all the time.
That's what I remember.Copy !req
786. Whatever it was, it thrived on fear.Copy !req
787. The more we paid attention to it,
the worse it got.Copy !req
788. You need to leave this alone.Copy !req
789. You need to ignore it,
or you're gonna end up just like Mom.Copy !req
790. Do you understand me?Copy !req
791. Yeah, OK. I will.Copy !req
792. Wanna go for a walk?
Abby.Copy !req
793. Come on.Copy !req
794. Oh, God!Copy !req
795. God! Leave me alone!Copy !req
796. Yo, Kris?Copy !req
797. Are you OK?Copy !req
798. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Did something just happen?Copy !req
799. completely fine.
Everything is fine.Copy !req
800. Look at me.Copy !req
801. Kristi.Copy !req
802. Honey, everything is fine.Copy !req
803. It's obviously not. Look at...Copy !req
804. Your Aunt Katie said that we can't
talk about these things, OK?Copy !req
805. Because if you do,
it just goes... worse.Copy !req
806. - Listen.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
807. Everything's fine. Ali, just stop.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
808. OK.Copy !req
809. No, but listen to me. That other
website said that some people...Copy !req
810. like, make deals with demons
for wealth and power.Copy !req
811. So what if, what if
Kristi's great grandmotherCopy !req
812. made a deal with a demon
so she could get rich?Copy !req
813. I went through the entire,Copy !req
814. I went through
the entire family line.Copy !req
815. And Hunter is the first male
to be born on Kristi's sideCopy !req
816. since, at least, the 1930s.Copy !req
817. Don't tell me that shit
isn't coincidence.Copy !req
818. Lie down.Copy !req
819. Good girl.Copy !req
820. - Dad?
- Yeah.Copy !req
821. Did you hear that?Copy !req
822. I heard something.
What the fuck?Copy !req
823. Oh, God, it's Abby. Abby? Abby.Copy !req
824. - What's the matter, baby?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
825. - Oh, God.
- Is she OK?Copy !req
826. Yeah. No, no, no. Honey,
grab my keys and stuff?Copy !req
827. - Grab my shoes!
- What's going on?Copy !req
828. I don't know. There's something
wrong with Abby.Copy !req
829. - Dad, I'm going with you!
- She's still breathing.Copy !req
830. - What can I do? What should I do?
- Stay here with Hunter.Copy !req
831. OK.Copy !req
832. And I'll call you
when we get there.Copy !req
833. - OK.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
834. Just call me back
when you get this.Copy !req
835. Let me know if she's OK.Copy !req
836. OK, love you.Copy !req
837. Hey...Copy !req
838. Is she gonna be OK?Copy !req
839. I love you. Bye.Copy !req
840. Oh, God, please!
Let go of me!Copy !req
841. No, don't! Hunter! Please!Copy !req
842. Please!Copy !req
843. No, I don't know. They thought
it was a seizure.Copy !req
844. No, she's never
had one before, ever.Copy !req
845. - And she was making this noise.
- Ali?Copy !req
846. Babe, I got to call you
right back, OK?Copy !req
847. Honey, I'm really sorry
to do this to you.Copy !req
848. I know this is
really bad timing.Copy !req
849. There's something wrong
with Kristi, OK?Copy !req
850. - I can't get her out of bed.
- What's wrong with her?Copy !req
851. guys from Portland. I've been
putting them off for weeks.Copy !req
852. - I can't blow them off.
- OK, please, listen to me.Copy !req
853. Can I just take
Hunter to Brad's?Copy !req
854. No, I need you to stay here.Copy !req
855. And I'll come home
when you come home.Copy !req
856. Honey, I know this sucks.
I do, I know, OK?Copy !req
857. I know you're freaked
out and I'm really sorry.Copy !req
858. I'll be there for like
two hours, all right?Copy !req
859. And I have to pick
up Abby. OK?Copy !req
860. Please? I'm sorry, OK?Copy !req
861. I... call me. I'll be, like, two hours.
If anything's wrong,Copy !req
862. just call me and
I'll be right here, OK?Copy !req
863. OK.Copy !req
864. I just cannot
miss this today.Copy !req
865. - Thank you. OK?
- OK, bye.Copy !req
866. All right, don't worry. Lock
the door behind me, OK?Copy !req
867. Yeah, I mean, obviously.Copy !req
868. No, I put him down.
He's sleeping.Copy !req
869. She's not here.
She's still at the vet's.Copy !req
870. No, 'cause they have to run tests 'cause
they don't know what it was.Copy !req
871. Brad, it was...
like fucking...Copy !req
872. I've never heard
her cry like that.Copy !req
873. Or just tell them that you want to come
over for an hour.Copy !req
874. Please?Copy !req
875. Please. No, I just don't
want to be here alone.Copy !req
876. Yeah, well, basically.
She's sick or something.Copy !req
877. OK. OK, bye.
Love you, too. Bye.Copy !req
878. Oh, my God.Copy !req
879. OK, so, just found this
on the basement door.Copy !req
880. Um... I don't really know
where it came from.Copy !req
881. I think that that's blood,
but I can't really tell.Copy !req
882. This comes up pretty high.
I don't think she could get up there.Copy !req
883. It kind of looks like letters,
but I don't really know what it means.Copy !req
884. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
885. Kristi?Copy !req
886. Hey, sweetpea.Copy !req
887. What's going on?Copy !req
888. Come here, sweetie.Copy !req
889. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
890. Dad?Copy !req
891. You have to come home right now. Dad,
you have to come home.Copy !req
892. Something is really
wrong with Kristi. Please!Copy !req
893. Please,
come home, please.Copy !req
894. Please, just, please, come home.
Please. Please.Copy !req
895. Kristi?Copy !req
896. Kristi? Hunter's crying.Copy !req
897. Don't touch him!Copy !req
898. What the fuck?Copy !req
899. - Are you OK?
- No!Copy !req
900. - Oh, my. Where is she?
- She's upstairs.Copy !req
901. She's in Hunter's room.
You can't go up there!Copy !req
902. - I have to see if she's OK.
- You can't go up there!Copy !req
903. You have to
look at the tape!Copy !req
904. - I have to check on Hunter.
- She got attacked!Copy !req
905. You have to watch the tape! Please!Copy !req
906. Please, please,
just listen to me!Copy !req
907. Dad, we have to go right now.Copy !req
908. Fuck. Dad? Dad, look at me.
Do you believe me now?Copy !req
909. Come on! We can't stay here! Please!Copy !req
910. Dad!Copy !req
911. What are you doing?Copy !req
912. She tried to warn me,
and I wouldn't listen.Copy !req
913. Wait, who are you talking about?Copy !req
914. Dad, who are you talking about?Copy !req
915. What?Copy !req
916. Olive oil?Copy !req
917. What?Copy !req
918. What am I gonna do with this?Copy !req
919. - This is gonna knock her out?
- Sí.Copy !req
920. I told you to stay here.Copy !req
921. OK, you're kind of freaking
me out right now, OK?Copy !req
922. Can you please talk to me?Copy !req
923. Dad, look at her leg.
Look at the bite.Copy !req
924. What the fuck?Copy !req
925. No, no. No way, no way.Copy !req
926. We can't do this to her.
It's her family.Copy !req
927. - Please, please...
- What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
928. It's Kristi's fucking sister!
We can't do that to her!Copy !req
929. We can't do this.
We cannot do this to her.Copy !req
930. Look, there is no other way.Copy !req
931. Yes, there is. We can transfer
it to somebody else.Copy !req
932. - No, we can't. No, we can't.
- That's what we have to do.Copy !req
933. OK? Martine said it had
to be a blood relative.Copy !req
934. OK? That's my wife
and my son!Copy !req
935. - That is your little baby brother!
- Do we tell her?Copy !req
936. - Do we tell her what happened?
- No, we never tell anyone.Copy !req
937. She's not even
gonna remember, OK?Copy !req
938. Martine said she's not
gonna remember, OK?Copy !req
939. And we're not gonna
talk about it, ever!Copy !req
940. And I don't care if you
agree with me or not, OK?Copy !req
941. It's my decision!
I'm doing it!Copy !req
942. What...?Copy !req
943. Let's go, please.Copy !req
944. Please, Dad.Copy !req
945. Dad?Copy !req
946. Dad, please, please, be careful. Please.Copy !req
947. Kristi?Copy !req
948. Dad!Copy !req
949. Dad! I can't see anything! Dad?Copy !req
950. - Ali, where are you?
- I'm right here!Copy !req
951. Where are you?Copy !req
952. I'm right here! I'm right here!Copy !req
953. - Here, here, take it.
- Fuck.Copy !req
954. Fuck! Where's the...Copy !req
955. Where's the baby?Copy !req
956. I don't know!Copy !req
957. Dad, let's get out of here! Come on!Copy !req
958. OK, OK.Copy !req
959. Stay right there, OK? Just stay there.Copy !req
960. - No! No, no!
- Stay there!Copy !req
961. Just stay behind me, OK?
Just stay right there!Copy !req
962. OK. OK.Copy !req
963. What's happening?Copy !req
964. Oh, my God.Copy !req
965. Ali!Copy !req
966. Oh, my God!Copy !req
967. - They're in the basement.
- Are you OK?Copy !req
968. - Dad?
- Just, just stay there! OK.Copy !req
969. Dad. Dad.Copy !req
970. - Just stay here. OK?
- OK.Copy !req
971. Hunter!Copy !req
972. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
973. I can't see anything.Copy !req
974. What the fuck?Copy !req
975. Jesus! Fuck!Copy !req
976. Oh! Fuck!Copy !req
977. Hunter!Copy !req
978. Damn it.Copy !req
979. I almost gotcha. Almost gotcha.Copy !req
980. OK, I got you. Oh, God.Copy !req
981. I got you, little buddy.
Are you OK?Copy !req
982. OK, you stay there.Copy !req
983. All right. Are you ready?
You're gonna like this.Copy !req
984. I am ready,
I'm thrilled. I'm excited.Copy !req
985. Is it a tie? Is it...?
Oh! Shocking!Copy !req
986. So how are things... here?
Is there any more weird stuffCopy !req
987. - going on or, you know?
- No.Copy !req
988. - No?
- Everything's great.Copy !req
989. Good. I must be losing
my mind. I just...Copy !req
990. I feel like there's stuff
going on at our house,Copy !req
991. to the point where I actually
told Micah about it,Copy !req
992. and I'm sure he thinks I'm crazy.Copy !req
993. You should take your own advice.Copy !req
994. We shouldn't talk about this
stuff. It just drives us nuts.Copy !req
995. - You're right.
- Sis?Copy !req
996. Goodbye, Hunter!Copy !req
997. - I love you, little fella!
- Bye, Auntie!Copy !req
998. - Bye, sis. See you soon.
- All right.Copy !req
999. What is that?Copy !req
1000. Hello, baby.Copy !req
1001. Hi.Copy !req
1002. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
1003. Yeah, it's... I don't know
what you think it is,Copy !req
1004. but whatever it is,
it's pretty sweet.Copy !req
1005. I think it's a giant-ass camera.Copy !req
1006. What happened to, like,
the little handheld?Copy !req
1007. Easy to move around, versatile.Copy !req
1008. Are you gonna park the car or are you
gonna stand there, looking at me?Copy !req
1009. This is... big and impressive,Copy !req
1010. and it has a really bright light on it.Copy !req
1011. - Kiss the camera, will you?
- I'm not kissing the camera.Copy !req
1012. - Come on.
- How much did this cost you?Copy !req
1013. - What?
- How much did...Copy !req
1014. I'll kiss you, but I'm not
gonna kiss the camera.Copy !req
1015. You want to get your coffee at the
place that knows coffeeCopy !req
1016. better than anyone else.
At Dunkin' Donuts,Copy !req
1017. you can do it. For over 50 years, we've
kept America running,Copy !req
1018. with our dedication
to serving the freshestCopy !req
1019. cup of coffee.
America runs on Dunkin'.Copy !req
1020. Are you looking for a great deal on real
wood kitchen cabinets...Copy !req
1021. Hey.Copy !req
1022. long delivery time? Cabinets
To Go is the place to goCopy !req
1023. for incredible prices on the best
qualityCopy !req
1024. all-wood kitchen cabinets.Copy !req
1025. for particle board
and no long delivery time.Copy !req
1026. Cabinets To Go is
the place to goCopy !req
1027. for incredible prices
on the best qualityCopy !req
1028. all-wood kitchen cabinets in honey
oak, hickory, solid red oakCopy !req
1029. and sumptuous
dark chocolate,Copy !req
1030. all in stock now
at our warehouse stores.Copy !req
1031. Cabinets To Go doesn't
have fancy showrooms,Copy !req
1032. but they do have superb quality
real-wood Shaker style...Copy !req
1033. house is full of mill
overstocks, bankruptcies...Copy !req
1034. six-millimeter
laminate flooringCopy !req
1035. only 59 cents
a square foot.Copy !req
1036. Vella wood, three quarter by three and
a quarter inch, natural...Copy !req
1037. Daniel?Copy !req
1038. Is that you?Copy !req
1039. Katie?Copy !req