1. Our last rainy season.Copy !req
2. Just think, Pastuzo.Copy !req
3. This time next month,
we'll be in London.Copy !req
4. Where the rivers run with marmalade
and the streets are paved with bread.Copy !req
5. Did you read the book about London?Copy !req
6. - I skimmed it.
- Oh, Pastuzo!Copy !req
7. Well, reading makes me sleepy.Copy !req
8. But any city
that can come up with this...Copy !req
9. ... is all right by me.Copy !req
10. Ooh. Pastuzo, look!Copy !req
11. It's... It's a cub!Copy !req
12. Lucy!Copy !req
13. Lower me down.Copy !req
14. Be careful.Copy !req
15. Lower, Pastuzo. Lower!Copy !req
16. Lucy.Copy !req
17. Lucy!Copy !req
18. I'm afraid we're not going to London
after all.Copy !req
19. Why not?Copy !req
20. We've got a cub to raise.Copy !req
21. What's he like?Copy !req
22. And rather sneezy.Copy !req
23. But he likes his marmalade.Copy !req
24. Oh, yes, Pastuzo.Copy !req
25. If we look after this bear,
I have a feeling he'll go far.Copy !req
26. Dear Aunt Lucy,Copy !req
27. I hope all is well
in the Home for Retired Bears.Copy !req
28. Life in London has been
better than ever this summer.Copy !req
29. I've really got to grips
with how things work.Copy !req
30. Aaah!Copy !req
31. And it seems there's something new
to do every day.Copy !req
32. Hm.Copy !req
33. Guess what, Paddington.
The steam fair's coming to town.Copy !req
34. I'm going along tonight
to write about it in my newspaper.Copy !req
35. Who's going to want to read about that?Copy !req
36. Everyone. They travel the world
in an old steam train.Copy !req
37. I thought you'd love it.Copy !req
38. I do. Don't tell anyone, OK? Not cool.Copy !req
39. - Why don't we all go?
- Good idea.Copy !req
40. Your father's a dab hand
at the coconut shy.Copy !req
41. - Bullseye Brown they used to call him.
- Not any more.Copy !req
42. Coconuts are a young man's game.Copy !req
43. Well, I think you're in great shape
for a man your age, Mr Brown.Copy !req
44. Ah, thank you, Paddington.
Hang on, how old do you think I am?Copy !req
45. Oh, er, about 80.Copy !req
46. - Eighty?
- At least.Copy !req
47. - Just a minute, young bear.
- Hm?Copy !req
48. Thought I told you
to wash behind your ears.Copy !req
49. Oh, but I did, Mrs Bird. I...Copy !req
50. I wonder how that got in there.Copy !req
51. I really feel at home
in Windsor Gardens.Copy !req
52. - Bonjour, mademoiselle!
- Good morning, Paddington.Copy !req
53. - I brought you breakfast.
- Thank you.Copy !req
54. Your sandwiches
always put me in a good mood.Copy !req
55. Morning, Dr Jafri.
Haven't forgotten your keys, have you?Copy !req
56. Keys? Keys! Oh, oh!Copy !req
57. - Well caught.
- Thank you, Paddington.Copy !req
58. You're welcome. Glorious day, Colonel.Copy !req
59. Is it? How absolutely thrilling.Copy !req
60. How was your date, Miss Kitts?Copy !req
61. Well, he wasn't the one,
but you know what they say.Copy !req
62. - Plenty more fish in the sea.
- Exactly.Copy !req
63. Thank you!Copy !req
64. - Morning, Paddington.
- Morning, Mr Barnes.Copy !req
65. - Bye, Paddington.
- Au revoir, mademoiselle.Copy !req
66. Right, test me.Copy !req
67. What's the quickest way
from Baker Street to Big Ben?Copy !req
68. Ah, an easy one.Copy !req
69. Turn right onto Portman Square. Left...Copy !req
70. Everyone has been so kind
and welcoming,Copy !req
71. even though they're very busy.Copy !req
72. Mrs Brown is planning to swim to France.Copy !req
73. It seems an awful lot of hard workCopy !req
74. when you can go by boat or plane
or even train. But that's not the point.Copy !req
75. She's been cooped up all summerCopy !req
76. illustrating a series
of adventure storiesCopy !req
77. and has decided
she wants one of her own.Copy !req
78. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
79. Judy has been suffering
from a broken heart.Copy !req
80. I'm dumped? I think you'll find
you're dumped, Tony.Copy !req
81. Her first reaction was to become a nun.Copy !req
82. But she soon got over that
and has thrown herself into a new hobby.Copy !req
83. She found an old printing press
at school and is starting a newspaper,Copy !req
84. with no boys.Copy !req
85. Now all we need is some news.Copy !req
86. Jonathan is joining her
at big school this year.Copy !req
87. He spent the holidaysCopy !req
88. - building a fully working steam engine.
- Whoo!Copy !req
89. But I'm not supposed to talk about that
as it's "not cool".Copy !req
90. He's got a whole new lookCopy !req
91. and if anyone asks,
he's now called J-DogCopy !req
92. and he's definitely not
into steam trains.Copy !req
93. - Those times...
- But Mr Brown has been busiest of all.Copy !req
94. He recently had a surprise at work.Copy !req
95. I am delighted to announce
our new head of risk analysis will be...Copy !req
96. Mr Steve Visby.Copy !req
97. And this has prompted what Mrs Bird
calls "a full-blown midlife crisis".Copy !req
98. It involves blending his food,Copy !req
99. painting his hair,Copy !req
100. and engaging in a process
called chakrabatics.Copy !req
101. Open your mind
and your legs will follow.Copy !req
102. - Thank you, Paddington.
- Keep up the good work.Copy !req
103. Oh, Aunt Lucy,
you sent me to London to find a home,Copy !req
104. and it's worked out better
than I ever imagined.Copy !req
105. I have a wonderful family.Copy !req
106. And have made friends
in all sorts of places.Copy !req
107. Here, boy.Copy !req
108. There you go, Wolfie.Copy !req
109. I do hope if you could see me,
you'd be pleased.Copy !req
110. Lots of love, from Paddington.Copy !req
111. Mr Gruber?
Ah, Mr Brown, come in.Copy !req
112. I just had a visit from Madame Kozlova
who runs the fair.Copy !req
113. - Oh, yes?
- They were having a clear-outCopy !req
114. and found all these old crates
stuffed full with "memory-bilia"Copy !req
115. they thought had been lost forever.Copy !req
116. She asked me if I would sell it
for them while they're in town.Copy !req
117. And it struck me
there might be something in hereCopy !req
118. for your auntie's birthday.Copy !req
119. Oh, good idea.Copy !req
120. Ah, look at this!Copy !req
121. - It's very nice, Mr Gruber, but...
- I know, I know, it has to be perfect.Copy !req
122. Well, since Uncle Pastuzo died,
I'm the only relative she's got left.Copy !req
123. And it isn't every day
a bear turns a hundred.Copy !req
124. Quite so. Ah!Copy !req
125. How about these rolling shoes?Copy !req
126. Please, Mr Gruber, be serious.Copy !req
127. Perhaps your auntie's rolling days
are behind her.Copy !req
128. I think you might be right.Copy !req
129. - Oh, what's this?
- Ah!Copy !req
130. That must be the popping book.
Very interesting.Copy !req
131. Really?Copy !req
132. You see,
Madame Kozlova's great-grandmother,Copy !req
133. who started the fair,
was also a brilliant artist.Copy !req
134. And every time they visited a new city,
she made a popping bookCopy !req
135. - to remember it by.
- Ohh.Copy !req
136. And this is London.Copy !req
137. Oh, Mr Gruber, it's wonderful.Copy !req
138. Aunt Lucy always dreamed
of coming to London and...Copy !req
139. never had the chance.
But if she saw this...Copy !req
140. it would be like she were finally here.Copy !req
141. Oh!Copy !req
142. Aunt Lucy! Aunt Lucy!Copy !req
143. Oop.Copy !req
144. Come with me, Aunt Lucy.Copy !req
145. Oh, yes, please.
I want to see everything.Copy !req
146. It's just down here.Copy !req
147. Get all your racing news
right here.Copy !req
148. - Well, what do you think?
- It's wonderful.Copy !req
149. Right here, ladies and gents...Copy !req
150. All aboard!Copy !req
151. One and a half bears, please.Copy !req
152. Mind your step, madam.
Oh. What a polite young man.Copy !req
153. What a polite young pigeon.Copy !req
154. It's so echoey. Echoes around.Copy !req
155. Sides turning!Copy !req
156. Oh, Paddington,
you've made an old bear so very happy.Copy !req
157. This is perfect.Copy !req
158. - Ahh.
- Ahh?Copy !req
159. - We have a snag.
- Do we?Copy !req
160. You see, this popping book
is the only one of its kind.Copy !req
161. And they want
rather a lot of money for it.Copy !req
162. Oh, well, Mrs Bird found this coin
in my ear at breakfast.Copy !req
163. Perhaps there's more.Copy !req
164. It would take
more than an earful, Mr Brown.Copy !req
165. I'm afraid you would need
a thousand of those coins.Copy !req
166. Oh.Copy !req
167. Let's take another look at the monkey.
I think he's super-duper.Copy !req
168. - Oh!
- I can fix that.Copy !req
169. That's very kind, Mr Gruber, but...Copy !req
170. Aunt Lucy did so much for me
when I was a cubCopy !req
171. and this could be my way
of saying thank you.Copy !req
172. I'm going to get a job
and buy that book.Copy !req
173. Back in a few minutes,
Paddington. Ciao ciao.Copy !req
174. Ciao ciao, Mr Giuseppe.Copy !req
175. Good afternoon.
Welcome to Giuseppe's grooming salon.Copy !req
176. What can I do for you today, sir?
A shave? A light pomade?Copy !req
177. Or is it just a brush?Copy !req
178. Quick trim, barber.Copy !req
179. Oh, I'm not the barber. I just tidy up.Copy !req
180. Yeah, well, that's all I want. Tidy up
the back and sides. Nothing off the top.Copy !req
181. - Yes, but...
- No "buts". Come on, man, chop chop.Copy !req
182. If you say so, sir.Copy !req
183. Oh...Copy !req
184. Hmm... Ah!Copy !req
185. Hmm...Copy !req
186. On. Whoa!Copy !req
187. G-G-Giuse-e-e-eppe's?Copy !req
188. W-W-Would you mi-I-ind
if I call you ba-ack?Copy !req
189. I think I ma-ay be about to sha-ave
a customer.Copy !req
190. Oop. Oh, thanks goodness.Copy !req
191. Just putting you on hold!Copy !req
192. - But I don't want to.
- It's only a haircut, Nelson.Copy !req
193. There's nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
194. Come in. Take a seat.Copy !req
195. We'll go somewhere else.Copy !req
196. Ooh, that's not good.Copy !req
197. Ooh. Um...Copy !req
198. Um...Copy !req
199. No. Um...Copy !req
200. Ah!Copy !req
201. Well...Copy !req
202. Just giving you some product, sir.Copy !req
203. Ah, jolly good. Carry on.Copy !req
204. All done.Copy !req
205. I must say, it's turned out
a lot better than I expected.Copy !req
206. What... What the devil's that?Copy !req
207. It's, er, marmalade.Copy !req
208. Marmalade?Copy !req
209. - Hairy marmalade.
- Well, get it off!Copy !req
210. Yes, sir. Right away, sir.Copy !req
211. Oh, yuck! What is the matter with you?Copy !req
212. - Paddington!
- Mr Giuseppe. I can explain...Copy !req
213. It's really not as bad as it looks.Copy !req
214. Have you ever been fired, Mr Brown?Copy !req
215. Well, no, but are you quite sure you're
ready for the workplace, Paddington?Copy !req
216. It's a tough,
competitive world out thereCopy !req
217. and I worry a good-natured little bear
might get trampled underfoot.Copy !req
218. He's right, you know.
You can't trust anyone.Copy !req
219. That's why
I'm doing my newspaper alone.Copy !req
220. Darling, is this about Tony?Copy !req
221. No!
Everything's about Tony.Copy !req
222. The reason no one's helping
with your paper is because it's so lame.Copy !req
223. Well, at least I'm not pretending
to be someone I'm not.Copy !req
224. Nor am I. G-Man!Copy !req
225. - J-Dog.
- Spud bounce.Copy !req
226. But Aunt Lucy said, "if we're kind
and polite, the world will be right."Copy !req
227. - At least someone's making sense.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
228. And you're kind, Mr Brown,
and you made it to the top.Copy !req
229. I'm nowhere near the top.
I peaked in the middle.Copy !req
230. Now my hair's gone grey, my belly's
popped out, and I've started to creak.Copy !req
231. Oh!Copy !req
232. Doesn't that man live in the big house
on the corner?Copy !req
233. - It's Phoenix Buchanan.
- Dad's celebrity client.Copy !req
234. He's one of our Platinum Club members.Copy !req
235. And a very famous actor.Copy !req
236. - Now he just does dog-food commercials.
- Hm.Copy !req
237. Mrs Bird doesn't like him
because he can never remember her name.Copy !req
238. Now then, simmer down, simmer...
All right, little bit more.Copy !req
239. That's enough!
I'm sorry, I'm at my worst tonight.Copy !req
240. I really am. I am...Copy !req
241. tickled the deepest shade of shrimpCopy !req
242. to have been asked here tonight
to open this wonderful old steam fair.Copy !req
243. But you know, when Madame Kozlova
created this thing all those years ago,Copy !req
244. she most certainly was not thinking
of people like me, whatever I am.Copy !req
245. West End legend, that's another one.Copy !req
246. No, no, she was thinking of you guys,
huh? The ordinary people.Copy !req
247. So, I'm going to ask one of you
to come up here and open the fair.Copy !req
248. Volunteers? Anyone.Copy !req
249. Ooh!Copy !req
250. Eeny, meeny, miney...Copy !req
251. ."BeaHCopy !req
252. Let's have the young bear. Why not?Copy !req
253. - Come, come, young ursine.
- Thank you.Copy !req
254. Up here, my furry friend.
Very good, very good.Copy !req
255. - Now, your name is?
- Paddington Brown.Copy !req
256. Oh, well, of course it is.
You are my new neighbour.Copy !req
257. You live with...Copy !req
258. Henry and Mary
and the great Mrs...Copy !req
259. Now then, I suppose you know who I am.Copy !req
260. Oh, yes. You're a very famous actor.Copy !req
261. - Oh, pooh.
- Or used to be.Copy !req
262. Now you do dog-food commercials.Copy !req
263. - Well, a man has to eat.
- What, dog food?Copy !req
264. Oh, very, very funny.Copy !req
265. Anyway, they do sayCopy !req
266. that at Madame Kozlova's,
all your dreams come true.Copy !req
267. So, if you had one wish tonight,
what would it be?Copy !req
268. Oh, that's easy. I'd like to get
my Aunt Lucy a birthday present.Copy !req
269. - Aww.
- Darling.Copy !req
270. I've got my eye
on an old pop-up book of London.Copy !req
271. Made by Madame Kozlova, as it happens.Copy !req
272. The only problem is
it's rather expensive.Copy !req
273. So I need to get my paws
on an awful lot of money.Copy !req
274. Well, I'm not sure
that we can offer you that.Copy !req
275. But we can of course offer youCopy !req
276. 0-0-0-odles of fun.
So, if you would like to lend me a paw,Copy !req
277. we now declare K0zl0va's Steam Fair...Copy !req
278. ». __open!Copy !req
279. Thank you, thank you very much.Copy !req
280. Wonderful! Thank you. Ooh!Copy !req
281. Ooh, wonderful.Copy !req
282. Mrs Brown?Copy !req
283. Just one moment.
A word in your ear.Copy !req
284. - Hm?
- This, er, this pop-up book.Copy !req
285. - Do you know it?
- I know of it.Copy !req
286. But I was led to believe it was lost.
Where on earth did you find it?Copy !req
287. Oh, at Mr Gruber's antique shop.Copy !req
288. He's keeping it to one side for me
but I really need a job.Copy !req
289. I don't suppose you have any advice,
do you?Copy !req
290. No.No.No.Copy !req
291. I imagine you just have to
start at the bottom of the ladderCopy !req
292. - and work your way up.
- Do you know what, Mr Buchanan?Copy !req
293. Hm?Copy !req
294. You've just given me
the most brilliant idea.Copy !req
295. - Havel?
- I'm going to be a window cleaner.Copy !req
296. Hmm.Copy !req
297. Ah!Copy !req
298. Oh!Copy !req
299. Hmm.Copy !req
300. Ah!Copy !req
301. Ah.Copy !req
302. Hm. Huh?Copy !req
303. Oh, dear.Copy !req
304. Oh. Um...Copy !req
305. Hmm...Copy !req
306. Ow.Copy !req
307. Hello? Anyone?Copy !req
308. Wha...Copy !req
309. Hm?Copy !req
310. Hello? Window cleaner.Copy !req
311. No, thank you.Copy !req
312. Are you sure, Colonel?
They're awfully dirty.Copy !req
313. I don't care and I'm not paying.Copy !req
314. Perhaps I'll do them anyway.Copy !req
315. Whoo!Copy !req
316. Good afternoon, Colonel. Are you awareCopy !req
317. - there's a bear on your roof?
- Yes.Copy !req
318. He seems to be cleaning my windows.Copy !req
319. Shall I do
your gutters while I'm up here?Copy !req
320. Er, yes. Thank you!Copy !req
321. Well, of... of course,
it's not for me to say, Colonel,Copy !req
322. but I wouldn't care
to have an undesirableCopy !req
323. crawling all over my premises.Copy !req
324. And as commander
of your Community Defence Force...Copy !req
325. Is that an official position, Mr Curry?Copy !req
326. Or have you just bought yourself
a yellow coat?Copy !req
327. Got my eye on you, bear!Copy !req
328. Ooh! Sorry.Copy !req
329. Hmm.Copy !req
330. Hmm.Copy !req
331. Hmm.Copy !req
332. One more day, Aunt Lucy.Copy !req
333. Huh?Copy !req
334. Mr Gruber?Copy !req
335. Eh?Copy !req
336. You're not Mr Gruber!Copy !req
337. - Clear off!
- Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
338. {alarm rings]
- Huh?Copy !req
339. Stop! Thief!Copy !req
340. Come back with that book!Copy !req
341. Robbery in progress
at Gruber's Antiques.Copy !req
342. Suspect is a small bear
wearing a red hat and blue cluffle coat.Copy !req
343. Come back!Copy !req
344. No!Copy !req
345. Oop!Copy !req
346. Come on, Wolfie.Copy !req
347. Oi!Copy !req
348. Oi, get off it! Go on!Copy !req
349. No!Copy !req
350. Nice try, bear.Copy !req
351. Whoa, Wolfie.Copy !req
352. Toodle-oo!Copy !req
353. Oh! Um...Copy !req
354. Ow.Copy !req
355. Come on, boy. Hup!Copy !req
356. Hup! Hup!Copy !req
357. - Ow!
- "Eh?Copy !req
358. Excuse me. Coming through.Copy !req
359. Who are you? Ooh!Copy !req
360. Ooh, dear!Copy !req
361. Strike a light!Copy !req
362. Ah.Copy !req
363. That book is reserved for Aunt Lucy!Copy !req
364. Hello there.Copy !req
365. Ooh. Ow. Not the snout.Copy !req
366. Wolfie!Copy !req
367. He-e-e-elp!Copy !req
368. Oh, thank you, Wolfie.
Now, come on.Copy !req
369. Attaboy.Copy !req
370. - You got me.
- Hand over that book.Copy !req
371. 'Fraid I can't do that. Cheerio.Copy !req
372. 'Copy !req
373. But...Copy !req
374. Where did he g f; o.Copy !req
375. - Hold it right there.
- Oh.Copy !req
376. - Thank goodness you're here, Officer.
- Put your... paws in the air.Copy !req
377. But... But I'm not the thief.Copy !req
378. I was chasing the thief.
And then he... he...Copy !req
379. Disappeared in a puff of smoke?Copy !req
380. Well, yes.Copy !req
381. - Paddington!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
382. - What's going on?
- Hold it there. Hang on.Copy !req
383. - We're taking him into custody.
- There must be some mistake.Copy !req
384. - No mistake, sir.
- What's happened?Copy !req
385. - Caught red-handed.
- What?Copy !req
386. - Robbing Gruber's Antiques.
- Well, well, well.Copy !req
387. The truth is out.Copy !req
388. We opened our hearts to that bear.Copy !req
389. We opened our doors.Copy !req
390. Well, you did. I kept mine triple locked
in accordance with the guidelines.Copy !req
391. And all along...
he was robbing you blind.Copy !req
392. Paddington!Copy !req
393. Oh, no!Copy !req
394. Paddington!
Oh, dear!Copy !req
395. A nice little haul, and no mistake.Copy !req
396. Turned out to be quite a stroke of luck,Copy !req
397. that bear turning up when he did.Copy !req
398. Coppers think he done it.
We're in the clear.Copy !req
399. Indeed, Magwitch.Copy !req
400. And we gave quite a performance,
you and I.Copy !req
401. Just like the old days, hm?Copy !req
402. Why the lemon face, Hamlet?Copy !req
403. If you have something to say,
I beg you share it with us all.Copy !req
404. "It is not nor it cannot come to good."
Oh, really.Copy !req
405. You and your dreary conscience.
Tell me this.Copy !req
406. Which would you rather?
That you stand here gathering dustCopy !req
407. while I humiliate myself
in a spaniel's costume on television,Copy !req
408. or that we all return in gloryCopy !req
409. in the greatest one-man show
the West End has ever seen?Copy !req
410. Bravo!Copy !req
411. Oh, thank you, my darlings.
Thank you. Thank you!Copy !req
412. Blessings upon you all.Copy !req
413. Deepest of bows. Thank you.Copy !req
414. I know what you're thinking, Scrooge.
It'll cost a fortune.Copy !req
415. But if I'm right, that is exactly
what this book will provide.Copy !req
416. This is no dusty antique.Copy !req
417. Hidden on every page,
a little lady pointing to a clue.Copy !req
418. Find all the clues... we're rich again.Copy !req
419. And our dog-food days are done.Copy !req
420. Dinner is served, master.Copy !req
421. Thank you, Simkins.Copy !req
422. If, like me, your doggie
likes to maintain standards,Copy !req
423. can I recommend
Harley's Gourmet Dindins?Copy !req
424. More taste, more goodness, more...Copy !req
425. dare one say... class?Copy !req
426. - Mmm.
- Harley's Gourmet Dog Food.Copy !req
427. Not to be consumed by humans.Copy !req
428. Deep breath, Paddington.
Remember what Mr Brown said.Copy !req
429. "You're young. You've done
nothing wrong. You'll be fine."Copy !req
430. "So long as you get
a fair-minded judge."Copy !req
431. Order! Order...Copy !req
432. - Oh, dear.
- You'll now hear the caseCopy !req
433. of the Crown
versus Paddington, er... Brown.Copy !req
434. Oh, yes, he loved the book.
His heart was set on top of it.Copy !req
435. So you discussed how expensive it was?Copy !req
436. Yes, but he was earning the money.Copy !req
437. I refuse to believe that young Mr Brown
would ever burglarise my shop.Copy !req
438. Exactly.Copy !req
439. Paw printsCopy !req
440. were found here, here and here.Copy !req
441. And a substance
later identified as marmaladeCopy !req
442. was found here.Copy !req
443. And is this the same marmalade?Copy !req
444. - Yes, it is.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
445. Phoenix Buchanan,
do you swear to tell the truth,Copy !req
446. the whole truth
and nothing but the truth?Copy !req
447. May my entrails be plucked forthCopy !req
448. and wound about my neck
should I deceive. I do.Copy !req
449. Prison is no laughing matter.Copy !req
450. And I should know,
I spent three years in Les Miserables.Copy !req
451. Mr Buchanan. You live on the same street
as the defendant.Copy !req
452. - I do.
- And you were an eye witnessCopy !req
453. - to the events that night.
- Indeed I was.Copy !req
454. I was up late, when I became aware
of a hullabaloo in the street below.Copy !req
455. I went to my awards room
which is a... large roomCopy !req
456. overlooking the newspaper kiosk.Copy !req
457. And I saw young Paddington riding
a rather disreputable-looking hound.Copy !req
458. Mary Brown drew thisCopy !req
459. based on the bear's description
of the man he claims he was chasing.Copy !req
460. - Hm.
- Did you see himCopy !req
461. - on the street that night?
- Oh, a handsome devil, isn't he? Hmm?Copy !req
462. - Dazzling eyes.
- Yes, but did you see him?Copy !req
463. Your answer will tell us
whether the bear is guilty.Copy !req
464. Did you see this man?Copy !req
465. Alas...Copy !req
466. I did not.Copy !req
467. But perhaps he'd already vanished.Copy !req
468. I beg you, have mercy on him.
He is but a cub!Copy !req
469. Paddington Brown.Copy !req
470. Ten years for grand theft...Copy !req
471. Oh, but...Copy !req
472. and grievous "barberly" harm.Copy !req
473. Follow me.Copy !req
474. Oh, um...Copy !req
475. Mrs Brown usually reads me
a story before bed. I don't suppose...?Copy !req
476. Sorry, son. No bedtime stories in here.Copy !req
477. Oh.Copy !req
478. Dear Aunt Lucy, a great deal
has happened since I last wrote.Copy !req
479. There's been a bit of a mix-up
with your presentCopy !req
480. and the upshot is I've had to leave
Windsor Gardens and move...Copy !req
481. somewhere else.Copy !req
482. It isn't quite as charming
as the Browns' house,Copy !req
483. but it's not all bad.Copy !req
484. It's a period property. In fact,Copy !req
485. it's one of the most substantial
Victorian buildings in London.Copy !req
486. And the security arrangements
are second to none.Copy !req
487. I'm only allowed to see the Browns
once a month.Copy !req
488. I wonder what they're doing now.Copy !req
489. I do hope they don't forget me.Copy !req
490. Of course they won't, Paddington.
This is the Browns you're talking about.Copy !req
491. They'll sort everything out,Copy !req
492. and I'll be able to go home
and get your present,Copy !req
493. and everything will be right as rain.Copy !req
494. I just need to hold on till then.Copy !req
495. E)-Copy !req
496. The hunt begins.Copy !req
497. Three-two-five.Copy !req
498. Three-two-six.Copy !req
499. Th ree-two-seven.Copy !req
500. Here goes, Paddington. Manners.Copy !req
501. Fall in.Copy !req
502. Good morning. How would you like
to start a gardening club?Copy !req
503. How would you like to be buried
in a very deep hole?Copy !req
504. After you.Copy !req
505. Spooner, R. Workshop.Copy !req
506. Brown, P. Laundry duty.Copy !req
507. Right, laundry.Copy !req
508. Laundry, laundry... Ah!Copy !req
509. Laundry!Copy !req
510. Hmm...Copy !req
511. Oh!Copy !req
512. Ugh!Copy !req
513. Oh!Copy !req
514. Hmm!Copy !req
515. Oh, it's only one red sock.Copy !req
516. What's the worst that can happen?Copy !req
517. If you ask me, the... the pink
really brightens the place up a bit.Copy !req
518. If you ask me, you should pipe down
and enjoy your dinner,Copy !req
519. cos it might be your last.Copy !req
520. OK.Copy !req
521. Ugh!Copy !req
522. Ah, don't worry.
I used to be a restaurant critic.Copy !req
523. - It's not as bad as it looks.
- Oh.Copy !req
524. It's worse.
{Q8981Copy !req
525. - What is this?
- Nobody knows.Copy !req
526. But we've been eating it
three times a day for the past ten year.Copy !req
527. Why doesn't someone have a word
with the chef?Copy !req
528. With Knuckles?Copy !req
529. Two things to remember
if you want to survive in here.Copy !req
530. Keep your head down.Copy !req
531. And never talk to Knuckles.Copy !req
532. - Thank you.
- Well, I think it's a great idea.Copy !req
533. Tell you what, son,
you get Knuckles to change the menuCopy !req
534. and we might forget about you making us
look like a bunch of pink flamingos.Copy !req
535. - All right then. I will.
- Oh, you don't wanna do that.Copy !req
536. Aunt Lucy said, "if you look for
the good in people, you'll find it."Copy !req
537. She obviously never met Knuckles.Copy !req
538. Um, excuse me. Mr Knuckles?Copy !req
539. Yes?Copy !req
540. I just wondered if I could have
a quick word about the food.Copy !req
541. Send a medic to the canteen.Copy !req
542. You want to...Copy !req
543. complain?Copy !req
544. - Oh, no, I... I wouldn't say complain.
- Oh, that's a shame.Copy !req
545. Because I just love it
when people complain.Copy !req
546. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
547. Oh. Well, in that case,
it's very gritty.Copy !req
548. And lum Dy.Copy !req
549. And as for the bread...Copy !req
550. Need I say more?Copy !req
551. I think we need to completely
overhaul the menu. Now...Copy !req
552. I know we're working to a tight budget,
but we could at least add some sauce.Copy !req
553. Oh, sorry about that. I'll just, er...Copy !req
554. Hmm. No, that's just rubbing it in.Copy !req
555. Don't worry.
I know what gets ketchup stains out.Copy !req
556. Hang on. Was it mustard?Copy !req
557. Hmm... no.Copy !req
558. That's just made it worse!Copy !req
559. Does anyone know what works on ketchup?Copy !req
560. Chaps?Copy !req
561. Forget the medic. Better send a priest.Copy !req
562. - You listen to me, you little maggot.
- Listening.Copy !req
563. - Nobody criticises my food.
- Right.Copy !req
564. Nobody squirts condiments on my apron.Copy !req
565. - Got it.
- And nobodyCopy !req
566. bonks me on the head
with a baguette.Copy !req
567. - No bonking.
- I'll overhaul the menu all right.Copy !req
568. - Really?
- Dish of the day.Copy !req
569. 'Yes?
Bear Die!Copy !req
570. I don't like it!Copy !req
571. - What is this?
- It's a marmalade sandwich.Copy !req
572. Marmalade?Copy !req
573. My Aunt Lucy taught me to make them.Copy !req
574. You mean, you can make this?Copy !req
575. - Well, yes.
- Stand aside.Copy !req
576. Get up off the floor,
you bunch of yellow-bellies!Copy !req
577. Listen to me.
This bear is now under my protection.Copy !req
578. - Oh?
- Anyone who touches a hair on his backCopy !req
579. will answer to Knuckles McGinty.Copy !req
580. That's Knuckles with a capital N.Copy !req
581. - Thank you, Mr McGinty.
- Don't thank me yet.Copy !req
582. I don't do nothin' for no one
for nothin'.Copy !req
583. B99 your pardon?Copy !req
584. You get my protection, so long as
you make that marmalade. Deal?Copy !req
585. Deal.Copy !req
586. Somebody's got to recognise him
sooner or later.Copy !req
587. Hmm.Copy !req
588. You all right, Mr Gruber?Copy !req
589. There's something
about this whole businessCopy !req
590. - that has been tickling my brainbox.
- What is it?Copy !req
591. On the night of the robbery,
when young Mr Brown called out,Copy !req
592. the thief took to his heels
and ran down the stairs.Copy !req
593. Came straight through the shop
and out the front door,Copy !req
594. setting off the alarm.Copy !req
595. Ah, but that's the thing.
He didn't go straight through the shop.Copy !req
596. - No?
- He came all the way over hereCopy !req
597. t0 get the popping book.Copy !req
598. Why not some jewellery or a vase?Copy !req
599. They're much closer. Far more valuable.Copy !req
600. He can't know much about antiques.Copy !req
601. No. Unless...Copy !req
602. he knows something about that book
that we don't.Copy !req
603. You may find this hard
to believe, Madame Kozlova,Copy !req
604. but Paddington is innocent.Copy !req
605. And we think that the real thief
may have broken into Mr Gruber'sCopy !req
606. just to steal
your great-grandmother's pop-up book.Copy !req
607. - The pop-up book?
- I know it sounds far-fetched.Copy !req
608. But is there anything
you could tell us about that book?Copy !req
609. Anything at all could be helpful.Copy !req
610. - That's quite a story.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
611. Come with me.Copy !req
612. I'll show you where it all happened.Copy !req
613. You see, my great-grandmother,
who started this fair,Copy !req
614. was the finest show woman
of her generation.Copy !req
615. She could tame lions,
breathe fire, swallow swords.Copy !req
616. But she was most famous...
for the trapeze.Copy !req
617. - They called her the Flying Swan.
- Bravo!Copy !req
618. Wherever she went,
she was showered with gifts,Copy !req
619. and made a fortune.Copy !req
620. But where there is a fortune,
there is also jealousy.Copy !req
621. The magician wanted it for himself.Copy !req
622. And the Flying Swan...Copy !req
623. became the Dying Swan.Copy !req
624. He went to her caravan
and opened her strongbox.Copy !req
625. But instead of her treasure,Copy !req
626. all he found was one
of her pop-up books.Copy !req
627. "Twelve Landmarks of London. "Copy !req
628. They had him cornered,
but he vanished.Copy !req
629. And neither he nor the treasure
were ever heard of again.Copy !req
630. I knew there was something special
about that pop-up book.Copy !req
631. Hmm?Copy !req
632. Why else would she have kept it
in her strongbox?Copy !req
633. You're not telling me
you believed all that guff, are you?Copy !req
634. Madame Kozlova drew
12 London landmarks in that book.Copy !req
635. Yes?Copy !req
636. Well, what if they're not
just landmarks? What if they're...Copy !req
637. - I don't know, clues?
- Clues?Copy !req
638. - To where she hid her fortune.
- You mean a treasure map?Copy !req
639. - Exactly!
- Oh...Copy !req
640. And that's why the thief
took it from Mr Gruber's.Copy !req
641. First thing tomorrow, we need to go
to every landmark in that book.Copy !req
642. See if we can sniff out
anything suspicious.Copy !req
643. - Too many adventure stories, Mary.
- What?Copy !req
644. She's a fortune teller.Copy !req
645. She spun you a yarn. It's what they do.Copy !req
646. Honestly, Henry,
you're so closed-minded these days.Copy !req
647. - What's that supposed to mean?
- What happened to the man I married?Copy !req
648. - He'd have believed me.
- Oh, him.Copy !req
649. - He's gone.
- What?Copy !req
650. I'm afraid your husband's
just a creaky old man.Copy !req
651. - He's not Bullseye Brown.
- Oh, Lord.Copy !req
652. BuHseye.Copy !req
653. Oh, Henry.Copy !req
654. Henry? Henry!Copy !req
655. Anyway, the point is,
we're not going to help PaddingtonCopy !req
656. by going on a wild-goose chase.Copy !req
657. We're looking for this scruffy chancer,
not some swashbuckling pirateCopy !req
658. hunting for buried treasure.Copy !req
659. I think there's more to him
than meets the eye.Copy !req
660. I think he somehow knew the story
of the Koslova fortuneCopy !req
661. and is out there right now
trying to find it.Copy !req
662. Well, Grandfather,Copy !req
663. tonight we go in search
of clue number two.Copy !req
664. The setting,Copy !req
665. St Paul's Cathedral.Copy !req
666. But how to slip in unobserved.Copy !req
667. Enter Sister Isabella.Copy !req
668. Wakey-wakey.Copy !req
669. Marmalade time.Copy !req
670. There you go, lads. Good luck.Copy !req
671. Um, Mr McGinty?
What do you want?Copy !req
672. Well, the thing is,
I'm actually innocent.Copy !req
673. And I wondered if you had any adviceCopy !req
674. on how to clear my name,
now that we're friends.Copy !req
675. Friends?
I'm your boss, not your buddy.Copy !req
676. Oh. Well, after you.Copy !req
677. Why? So you can stab me in the back?Copy !req
678. No. Because it's polite.Copy !req
679. Aunt Lucy said, "if we're kind
and polite, the world will be right."Copy !req
680. You were ahead of me
and now you're behind.Copy !req
681. That makes you a sap.Copy !req
682. ingredients are over there.Copy !req
683. Um, aren't you going to help?Copy !req
684. Nope. Now get on with it.Copy !req
685. But there's 500 hungry prisoners
coming for breakfast.Copy !req
686. So we'll need a thousand juicy oranges.Copy !req
687. Oh, and rule number one: no talking.Copy !req
688. - Rule number two.
- Hmm?Copy !req
689. No humming.Copy !req
690. - But...
- Or singing.Copy !req
691. - L...
- Or any other expression of bonhomie.Copy !req
692. Oh, dear.Copy !req
693. Ooh, that's heavy.Copy !req
694. Come on,
put your back into it.Copy !req
695. Oh!Copy !req
696. Help!Copy !req
697. These sacks are awfully heavy.Copy !req
698. - Well, take them one at a time, then.
- Right.Copy !req
699. One at a...Copy !req
700. time.Copy !req
701. Two juicy oranges.Copy !req
702. Three juicy oranges.Copy !req
703. - Four juicy...
- Now what are you doing?Copy !req
704. Taking them one at a time.Copy !req
705. One sack at a time!Copy !req
706. I'm sorry. I'm finding this
a very stressful working environment.Copy !req
707. - Aunt Lucy said...
- Aunt Lucy!Copy !req
708. - I've had it up to here with Aunt Lucy!
- Oh!Copy !req
709. She sounds like a proper old bag to me.Copy !req
710. I beg your pardon'?Copy !req
711. I said...Copy !req
712. your Aunt Lucy sounds like
one of the most naive,Copy !req
713. gullible, mushy-brained...Copy !req
714. What's going on?Copy !req
715. Why are you looking at me like that?Copy !req
716. It's awful hot in here.
Are you hot? I'm hot.Copy !req
717. Did I leave the oven on?Copy !req
718. It's called a hard stare.Copy !req
719. Aunt Lucy taught me to do them
when people had forgotten their manners.Copy !req
720. You don't have to tell me
about hard stares.Copy !req
721. I practically invented them.Copy !req
722. Pretty good for a bear though,
I'll give you that.Copy !req
723. Now, Mr McGinty,Copy !req
724. I may look like a hardened criminal
to you, but I really am innocent.Copy !req
725. And if you're not going to help me
clear my name,Copy !req
726. you could at least
help me make this marmalade.Copy !req
727. All right, I'll help.Copy !req
728. - Thank you.
- Not gonna be much use to you though.Copy !req
729. These weren't exactly made for cooking.Copy !req
730. Looks to me like you've got yourself
a fine pair of orange squeezers.Copy !req
731. Orange squeezers?Copy !req
732. Good.Copy !req
733. No. Better.Copy !req
734. Tomato. Lovely.Copy !req
735. Yes. Spot on.Copy !req
736. Now, we have to be very careful
with knives.Copy !req
737. Aunt Lucy said that sensible bears...Copy !req
738. Where on earth did you learn
to use a knife like that?Copy !req
739. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
740. Well, it's jolly good.Copy !req
741. _NOW?Copy !req
742. Now.Copy !req
743. - Right, it's time for the sugar.
- OK.Copy !req
744. That's what turns the juice
into marmalade.Copy !req
745. - How much?
- Ooh, a lot.Copy !req
746. Same again.Copy !req
747. Ah.Copy !req
748. A squeeze of lemon. A pinch of cinnamon.Copy !req
749. And just a bit more sugar.Copy !req
750. Well, is it good?Copy !req
751. Ooh, it's too soon to tell.
We'll only really know once it's set.Copy !req
752. Designed by Sir Christopher Wren,Copy !req
753. St Paul's Cathedral is one
of London's most famous landmarks.Copy !req
754. Sadly the Great Dome
is closed to visitors todayCopy !req
755. as one of its statues was destroyed
in a bizarre accident last night.Copy !req
756. - But if you follow me this way...
- Excuse me, what happened here?Copy !req
757. - A nun went berserk.
- Really?Copy !req
758. It happens.Copy !req
759. The police have rounded them all up
for questioning.Copy !req
760. Hold it there, Sister!Copy !req
761. You're going nowhere
till the detective says so.Copy !req
762. Spin it around!Copy !req
763. Mind you, if you ask me,
the real culprit slipped the net.Copy !req
764. What makes you say that?Copy !req
765. Cos I saw her, that's what.Copy !req
766. I was on patrol in the Upper Dome,
watching the nuns parade far below,Copy !req
767. when something caught my eye.Copy !req
768. One of them broke free from the herd.Copy !req
769. and made her way
to the Whispering Gallery.Copy !req
770. Only the good Lord knows
what she was doing up there.Copy !req
771. C.Copy !req
772. But she was never
gonna get away with it.Copy !req
773. Not while I'm vice deputy head
of security.Copy !req
774. Oi!Copy !req
775. Attention all units,
an unusually attractive nunCopy !req
776. is causing mayhem in the cathedral dome.
Activate emergency protocol.Copy !req
777. Stop that stunning sister!Copy !req
778. I set off at lightning speed.Copy !req
779. But by the time we'd locked the place
down, she'd vanished into the night.Copy !req
780. - Good evening, my son.
- Oh, er, good evening, Your Grace.Copy !req
781. Good evening.Copy !req
782. Most beautiful woman I've seenCopy !req
783. in a lo-o-o-ong time.Copy !req
784. Do you think you might be able
to describe her?Copy !req
785. It would be my pleasure.Copy !req
786. Gentlemen, for breakfast this morning,Copy !req
787. Chef McGinty would like to propose
an orange marmalade...Copy !req
788. ... served on a bedCopy !req
789. of warm crustless breadCopy !req
790. topped with another piece
of warm... crustless bread.Copy !req
791. Bon appétit!Copy !req
792. Two choices: take it or leave it!Copy !req
793. Are you all right, Knuckles?Copy !req
794. Yes!Copy !req
795. Why don't you come and join the others?Copy !req
796. Don't want to.Copy !req
797. - Are you scared what they might think?
- No!Copy !req
798. What do they think? Did they like it?
Did they say anything?Copy !req
799. - What did they say?
- Well...Copy !req
800. They hated it! I knew it!Copy !req
801. My father always said
I'd amount to nothing and he was right!Copy !req
802. Knuckles. Knuckles!Copy !req
803. - What?
- Come and look.Copy !req
804. Come on.Copy !req
805. - Paddington.
- Hm?Copy !req
806. I've a strange, warm tingle
in my tum-tum.Copy !req
807. I think that's called pride, Knuckles.Copy !req
808. Well, I don't like it.Copy !req
809. Urn, have...
have you got anything else?Copy !req
810. - What?
- You know, for, um... pudding?Copy !req
811. - No!
- Fair enough.Copy !req
812. I'm afraid we only know
how to make marmalade.Copy !req
813. - Hmm.
- But if you have any recipes...Copy !req
814. This lot? You're wasting
your time there, Paddington.Copy !req
815. They wouldn't know
their pectin from their paprika.Copy !req
816. Well, my grandmother
used to do a lovely chocolate roulade.Copy !req
817. I think I can remember the recipe.Copy !req
818. Ooh.Copy !req
819. Charley Rumble
makes a mean apple crumble.Copy !req
820. And I can make
a strawberry panna cotta...Copy !req
821. with a pomegranate glaze.Copy !req
822. Oh, I like the sound of that.
Don't you, Knuckles?Copy !req
823. - Yeah!
- Come on, then.Copy !req
824. Let's get cooking.Copy !req
825. Nice roulade, Spoon.Copy !req
826. - There you go, Paddington.
- Ooh, Knuckles.Copy !req
827. I want those petit fours now!Copy !req
828. Er, excuse me, Professor.Copy !req
829. - What would Aunt Lucy say?
- "Always use a cake fork."Copy !req
830. Well, then.Copy !req
831. - Care for a taste, warden?
- Thank you, Paddington.Copy !req
832. Mmm, butterscotch!Copy !req
833. And it turns out the monsterCopy !req
834. wasn't such a monster after all.Copy !req
835. And they all became the best of friends.Copy !req
836. - The end.
- Aww!Copy !req
837. Uh! Time for bed, you lot.Copy !req
838. You need your beauty sleep.Copy !req
839. It's visiting day tomorrow.Copy !req
840. Visiting day?Copy !req
841. I do hope you have good news.Copy !req
842. In the past month,
these three shadowy individualsCopy !req
843. have all been seen
snooping around three London landmarks.Copy !req
844. - Oh.
- We think the thief you sawCopy !req
845. - is part of a criminal gang.
- Using the pop-up bookCopy !req
846. - as a treasure map.
- Well, it's a theory.Copy !req
847. - Have you found out who they are?
- Not yet, dearie.Copy !req
848. Maybe I should take a look.Copy !req
849. I'm sorry,
this is a private conversation.Copy !req
850. Oh, it's all right, Mr Brown,
this is my friend, Knuckles.Copy !req
851. - How are you?
- This is Phibs.Copy !req
852. - G' day.
- Spoon.Copy !req
853. - Hello.
- Jimmy the Snitch.Copy !req
854. - All right'?
- T-Bone.Copy !req
855. - Wotcher.
- The Professor. Squeaky Pete.Copy !req
856. - Double Bass Bob.
- Hello.Copy !req
857. - Farmer Jack.
- How do?Copy !req
858. - Mad Dog.
- Woof!Copy !req
859. - Johnny Cashpoint.
- Kerching!Copy !req
860. - Sir Geoffrey Willcot.
- I hope I can rely on your vote.Copy !req
861. And Charley Rumble.Copy !req
862. Oh, it's so wonderful to meet you all.Copy !req
863. I must say, it's a great reliefCopy !req
864. to know that Paddington's already made
such sweet friends.Copy !req
865. Would you excuse us a moment?Copy !req
866. - What are you doing?
- Talking to the nice men.Copy !req
867. Nice men?
Mary, we can't trust these people.Copy !req
868. I mean, look at them.
Talk about a rogues' gallery. Hideous!Copy !req
869. As for that bearded baboon in the
middle, he's hardly got two brain cellsCopy !req
870. - to rub together.
- We can still hear you, Mr Brown.Copy !req
871. That was the light you turned off.Copy !req
872. The microphone is on the other side.
It's got "microphone" written on it.Copy !req
873. Gentlemen,
if I have offended you in any way...Copy !req
874. Don't worry about it.
We're fond of the little fella.Copy !req
875. And let's face it, if anyone
can recognise a criminal gang, it's us.Copy !req
876. We'd be grateful for any help.Copy !req
877. - Please.
- Well? Knuckles?Copy !req
878. I'm afraid I don't recognise
any of them. Lads?Copy !req
879. I'm afraid I couldn't possibly comment.Copy !req
880. Sorry to say it, kid,Copy !req
881. but your friends
are barking up the wrong tree.Copy !req
882. A nun, a beefeater and a king?Copy !req
883. Sounds more like a fancy dress party
than a criminal gang.Copy !req
884. Then...Copy !req
885. what are we going to do now?Copy !req
886. Oh!Copy !req
887. - Watch where you're going.
- So sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
888. Sorry, I get grumpy
when I haven't had breakfast.Copy !req
889. Bottoms!Copy !req
890. - Turn left...
- You can't park here!Copy !req
891. I'm not parked, I'm doing the bins.Copy !req
892. You're not doing the bins, sunshine.Copy !req
893. You're studying on council time.Copy !req
894. I'm gonna report you. And your hat.Copy !req
895. - Morning, Miss Kitts, Colonel.
- Oh, morning, Mrs Brown.Copy !req
896. Judy asked me to drop these off to you.Copy !req
897. Propaganda!Copy !req
898. You are wasting your time
trying to peddle that rubbish.Copy !req
899. Everyone round here
knows it was your bear that done it.Copy !req
900. And this street
is a far, far better place without him.Copy !req
901. W hat?Copy !req
902. Oi, it's that mangy dog!
You are going to the pound, my son.Copy !req
903. Barking without a licence
in a built-up area.Copy !req
904. - Give 'em here.
- I'll ticket you!Copy !req
905. I have to sell them under the counter
for obvious reasons,Copy !req
906. but people are buying 'em.Copy !req
907. - Really?
- It's a bloomin' good read. Hm.Copy !req
908. Made a few people round here think twice
about your young bear.Copy !req
909. You just need to find that thief.Copy !req
910. Oh, we're trying.Copy !req
911. Don't suppose you know where he is,
do you, Feathers?Copy !req
912. He's behind you.Copy !req
913. - Sorry, what?
- Coo-eelCopy !req
914. - Mary?
- Oh, hello, Phoenix.Copy !req
915. Why don't you come on in?Copy !req
916. I want to hear all about
the investigation. Yeah?Copy !req
917. Mysterious things
have been happening all over town.Copy !req
918. Ch, yes?Copy !req
919. Strange characters turning up
at every landmark in that book.Copy !req
920. - Are they?
- I don't know.Copy !req
921. Perhaps it's just a coincidence.Copy !req
922. Henry says I let my imagination
get the better of me.Copy !req
923. Well, you're an artist, Mary, like me.Copy !req
924. Our imaginations run free
like bison upon the plain.Copy !req
925. But can I just say,
in this particular case,Copy !req
926. I think dear old Henry
might have a point.Copy !req
927. - Do you?
- But, I do haveCopy !req
928. a little bit of good news
that might turn your frown upside down.Copy !req
929. - Oh, yes?
- Hlooksu.Copy !req
930. Fingers, fingers, fingers,Copy !req
931. as though the funding may be
coming through for my one-man show.Copy !req
932. - Oh. Right.
- It's an evening of monologue and song,Copy !req
933. featuring some of
my better known characters.Copy !req
934. Would you like a little preview?Copy !req
935. Um...Copy !req
936. Picture this scene.
Darkness, then suddenly, spotlight.Copy !req
937. Me... ping!Copy !req
938. Oh, Mary, you look sad.
You don't like musicals?Copy !req
939. No. No, no, no.
I suppose it just seems so unfair.Copy !req
940. Paddington's in prison and yet...Copy !req
941. - life carries on.
- Oh, I know.Copy !req
942. It must be so hard to accept
that he won,Copy !req
943. that man with the dazzling blue eyes.Copy !req
944. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
945. The man in the poster.
Your wonderful drawing.Copy !req
946. Yes, but...
how do you know he had blue eyes?Copy !req
947. - Hm?
- It's just a pencil sketch.Copy !req
948. Ooh.Copy !req
949. Well, I must have coloured him in.Copy !req
950. - Yeah.
- Phoenix Buchanan?Copy !req
951. He's a master of disguise.Copy !req
952. - She's gone mad.
- Think about it, Henry.Copy !req
953. Someone out there knows
about the Kozlova fortune, right?Copy !req
954. Alleged fortune.Copy !req
955. Knuckles said we weren't looking
for a criminal gang.Copy !req
956. - Knuckles?
- Because there was no gang.Copy !req
957. - It was one man.
- Feathers knew all along...Copy !req
958. - Feathers? Who's Feathers?
- Hm?Copy !req
959. - The parrot at the news-stand?
- No...Copy !req
960. Can we just return to Planet Earth
for a moment?Copy !req
961. Phoenix Buchanan is a highly respected,
award-winning actorCopy !req
962. and a member of our Platinum Club.Copy !req
963. - He is not a petty thief.
- Hang on a minute, Henry...Copy !req
964. But let's just assume I'm wrong,
shall we?Copy !req
965. - OK.
- And that the fortune teller,Copy !req
966. - career criminal and parrot are right.
- Mm.Copy !req
967. May I remind you
that you don't actually have any proof?Copy !req
968. - Er...
- Now, if anyone wants me,Copy !req
969. I shall be putting up posters.Copy !req
970. He's right.Copy !req
971. Well, I believe you, Mary.Copy !req
972. Actors are some of the most evil,
devious people on the planet.Copy !req
973. - Are they?
- They lie for a living.Copy !req
974. Crikey.Copy !req
975. - If we're gonna catch one...
- Yes?Copy !req
976. we're gonna need a foolproof plan.Copy !req
977. Oh.Copy !req
978. {bamfing on Pipe]Copy !req
979. - Paddington?
- Oh.Copy !req
980. Paddington?Copy !req
981. Knuckles?Copy !req
982. Got a proposition for you, kid.Copy !req
983. Me and the boys have been talking
and seems to us,Copy !req
984. if you're gonna clear your name,
you're gonna need our help.Copy !req
985. The Browns may mean well but...Copy !req
986. - It takes a thief to catch a thief.
- Ohh.Copy !req
987. Now, if we could figure a way
out of here and hit the streets,Copy !req
988. we'd find this guy soon enough.Copy !req
989. But that would mean... escape.Copy !req
990. It certainly would. And we got a plan.Copy !req
991. But it's a four-man job
so we need your help.Copy !req
992. What do you say, kid?Copy !req
993. It's very kind of you, Knuckles, but...Copy !req
994. I don't think Aunt Lucy
would like the idea of us...Copy !req
995. breaking out of prison.Copy !req
996. The Browns will find the real thief.
I just need to be patient.Copy !req
997. You may not wanna hear this, kid,Copy !req
998. but sooner or later, the Browns, well...Copy !req
999. they'll forget you.Copy !req
1000. They always do.Copy !req
1001. They'll miss one visit.Copy !req
1002. Then two.Copy !req
1003. Before you know it,Copy !req
1004. you won't have a home to go back to.Copy !req
1005. You're wrong, Knuckles.
You're all wrong.Copy !req
1006. The Browns aren't like that.Copy !req
1007. They'll come tomorrow
and they'll have good news.Copy !req
1008. You'll see.Copy !req
1009. Hello?Copy !req
1010. It's Judy Brown
from The Portobe/lo Express.Copy !req
1011. Come in.Copy !req
1012. So what's this for, darlings?Copy !req
1013. - School newspaper?
- Yes.Copy !req
1014. We thought the agent of the Phoenix
Buchanan would be really interesting.Copy !req
1015. And you'd be right.Copy !req
1016. But I've got two minutes,
so we better make it snappy.Copy !req
1017. And I've only given you that
because you've brought breakfast.Copy !req
1018. Nice buns, by the way.Copy !req
1019. Here he comes.Copy !req
1020. Hello, Joe. What a surprise!Copy !req
1021. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1022. Posting letters. How's Paddington?Copy !req
1023. - Oh, he's a tough wee bear.
- Yeah, he is. Well, send him my best.Copy !req
1024. - I will. Thank you, Joe.
- Bye.Copy !req
1025. Bye-bye-Copy !req
1026. Mr Buchanan.Copy !req
1027. So, when can we expect to see
Mr Buchanan back on stage?Copy !req
1028. Phoenix? Oh,
I wouldn't hold your breath, darling.Copy !req
1029. No, no, no, don't get me wrong.
He's a terrific actor.Copy !req
1030. - But there is a teensy little problem.
- Really?Copy !req
1031. He won't work with other people.
Thinks they "dilute his talent".Copy !req
1032. Miss Fanshaw.Copy !req
1033. Oh, I must scoot.Copy !req
1034. We're having lunch
with a big Broadway producer.Copy !req
1035. - Oh, where are you going?
- The Ritz, darling!Copy !req
1036. Really nice buns.Copy !req
1037. Well, good heavens!
Come. Come.Copy !req
1038. The package
has been delivered.Copy !req
1039. Repeat. The package has been delivered.Copy !req
1040. Barkridge's, no less.Copy !req
1041. Lucky, lucky Phoenix. Whoo!Copy !req
1042. - Hello?
- Phoenix.Copy !req
1043. Felicity! What a lovely surprise.Copy !req
1044. I was beginning to think
you'd lost my number.Copy !req
1045. I've got two minutes,Copy !req
1046. .50 we better mak -Copy !req
1047. OK...Copy !req
1048. We're having lunchCopy !req
1049. with a big Broadway producer.Copy !req
1050. Well, wonderful news. Yes, yes!
Where does one go?Copy !req
1051. The Ritz, darling!Copy !req
1052. I am on my way.Copy !req
1053. Nice buns, by the way.Copy !req
1054. I beg your pardon'?Copy !req
1055. Really nice buns.Copy !req
1056. Thank you, darling.Copy !req
1057. I've never had any complaints
about Mr and Mrs Betty-cheek.Copy !req
1058. Yes!Copy !req
1059. And exit.Copy !req
1060. Mary?Copy !req
1061. Where all your dreams come true?Copy !req
1062. Open the window.Copy !req
1063. - Hello, darling.
- Have you gone insane?Copy !req
1064. I know it's Phoenix
and I'm going to prove it.Copy !req
1065. This is breaking and entering!Copy !req
1066. We haven't broken anything.Copy !req
1067. Why would Phoenix want to steal
a pop-up book? He's a millionaire!Copy !req
1068. That's where you're wrong.
He owes money all over town. Look.Copy !req
1069. So he's got a few bills.
I mean, everyone...Copy !req
1070. Good grief,
the man spends a lot on face cream.Copy !req
1071. He hasn't got a penny to his name.
Now come on.Copy !req
1072. Let's find that book
and get out of here.Copy !req
1073. Cravat.Copy !req
1074. - Well?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1075. We must be missing something.Copy !req
1076. Unless there's nothing to find.
Now can we please go?Copy !req
1077. - Look, Henry.
- What?Copy !req
1078. The carpet.Copy !req
1079. Yes, it's lovely.
I'll order a swatch.Copy !req
1080. - Give me a leg-up.
- Oh...Copy !req
1081. Quick, quick, quick, quick.Copy !req
1082. Wary] Yes!Copy !req
1083. A secret room.Copy !req
1084. - It's an attic.
- A secret attic.Copy !req
1085. It's an ordinary attic.Copy !req
1086. Every house in the street has one.
I mean, look,Copy !req
1087. it's just a perfectly normal...
Oh, my God, he's a weirdo.Copy !req
1088. Look, Henry.
The nun. The thief. The king.Copy !req
1089. We were right!Copy !req
1090. Sorry. We?Copy !req
1091. Well, well, I mean, I, I never...Copy !req
1092. - Quick!
- Get down, get down.Copy !req
1093. Quite frankly, ravishing!Copy !req
1094. Hello?Copy !req
1095. Who goes there?Copy !req
1096. Reveal yourself.Copy !req
1097. Henry?Copy !req
1098. Hello, Phoenix.Copy !req
1099. What on earth are you doing here?Copy !req
1100. I might ask you the same thing.Copy !req
1101. Well, I live here. It's my house.Copy !req
1102. And I... insure it.Copy !req
1103. And for our Platinum Club members,
we performCopy !req
1104. an annual free home inspection
to verify your security arrangements.Copy !req
1105. "1 VOW pyjamas?Copy !req
1106. Hm-hmm.Copy !req
1107. With your wife?Copy !req
1108. So that all seems pretty secure.Copy !req
1109. - Oh, hello, Phoenix.
- Mary.Copy !req
1110. - Didn't hear you come in.
- She helps out when we're busy.Copy !req
1111. Oh, well, that sounds entirely...Copy !req
1112. - plausible.
- Does it? Great!Copy !req
1113. Well, I'm delighted to say
that everything seems tickety-boo.Copy !req
1114. Wonderful.Copy !req
1115. So, I'll nip back to the office
and get the boys to type that up ASAP.Copy !req
1116. - And we'll hope to see you soon.
- Jndeed.Copy !req
1117. Perhaps next time not in your pyjamas.Copy !req
1118. - He's such a silly one.
- Ciao, now.Copy !req
1119. Oh, thank Larry it's there.Copy !req
1120. Thank Larry, Johnny
and all the ghosts of the avenue.Copy !req
1121. Yeah, well, that was close,
weren't it? Eh?Copy !req
1122. Too close, if you ask me.
Hold your nerve, Macbeth.Copy !req
1123. Screw your courage to the
sticking place. We are so nearly there.Copy !req
1124. I have followed this lady
through the whole of LondonCopy !req
1125. and collected every one
of her clever little clues.Copy !req
1126. Aye. But what do they mean?Copy !req
1127. It's just a jumble of letters, ain't it?Copy !req
1128. Au contraire, mon ami.
Uh-uh. They are not letters at all.Copy !req
1129. They are... musical notes.
Indeed, Poirot.Copy !req
1130. And I believe I know
just where to play them.Copy !req
1131. Hold it!Copy !req
1132. That is an amazing story.Copy !req
1133. But all you can actually proveCopy !req
1134. is that Phoenix Buchanan
keeps his old costumes.Copy !req
1135. Bring me some hard evidence.Copy !req
1136. Bring me the book with his fingerprints
on and then you've got a case.Copy !req
1137. But until then,
there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
1138. - I'm sorry.
- What?Copy !req
1139. Where she's... where's she going?Copy !req
1140. What do we do now?
I don't know.Copy !req
1141. Well, at least we can tell Paddington
we know who did it.Copy !req
1142. - Oh, no.
- What?Copy !req
1143. - Oh, we've missed visiting.
- Oh.Copy !req
1144. Paddington...Copy !req
1145. Paddington!Copy !req
1146. Aunt Lucy.Copy !req
1147. Aunt Lucy!
Paddington.Copy !req
1148. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1149. I thought you'd be at home.Copy !req
1150. I'm afraid I don't have one any more.Copy !req
1151. You see, I'm in prison.Copy !req
1152. And even the Browns have forgotten me.Copy !req
1153. Paddington.Copy !req
1154. Knuckles?Copy !req
1155. Tonight's the night.
We leave at midnight.Copy !req
1156. You wanna clear your name,
it's now or never.Copy !req
1157. You in?Copy !req
1158. 'Um in.Copy !req
1159. Not much going on here anyway.Copy !req
1160. They've been good as gold recently.Copy !req
1161. Lights out.Copy !req
1162. Ooh!Copy !req
1163. Ah!
{keys jingle]Copy !req
1164. Ooh, sandwiches.Copy !req
1165. - Paddington!
- Coming.Copy !req
1166. Good luck, little bear.Copy !req
1167. Freedom!Copy !req
1168. Bring her down, Spoon.Copy !req
1169. There she is, boys.
Our ticket out of here.Copy !req
1170. What do you mean?
Where are we going?Copy !req
1171. - Might as well tell him, Knucks.
- Tell me what?Copy !req
1172. - Aren't we going to clear my name?
- Sorry, kid. Change of plan.Copy !req
1173. What?Copy !req
1174. - We're leaving the country.
- And you're coming with us.Copy !req
1175. But... you lied to meCopy !req
1176. Oh, hey, now, it wasn't like that.
We were doing you a favour.Copy !req
1177. If we told you the truth,Copy !req
1178. you'd never have come along,
and it's better this way.Copy !req
1179. We are gonna make marmalade together.Copy !req
1180. But I don't want to, Knuckles.Copy !req
1181. I want to clear my name and go home.Copy !req
1182. And you said you'd help.Copy !req
1183. You promised.Copy !req
1184. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
1185. No can do.Copy !req
1186. Paddingtgn!Copy !req
1187. Let him go.Copy !req
1188. If he wants to get himself arrested,Copy !req
1189. that's his choice.Copy !req
1190. - Hello.
- Hello, Jonathan.Copy !req
1191. HUM
You've reached the Brown residence.Copy !req
1192. We're not here now.
But leave a message.Copy !req
1193. Hello, it's me... Paddington.Copy !req
1194. I hope you don't mind my calling.Copy !req
1195. I just wanted to let you know
I've broken out of prison, and, well...Copy !req
1196. I suppose I'm on the run.Copy !req
1197. I didn't really mean to but...Copy !req
1198. Knuckles said that if we broke out,
he'd help clear my nameCopy !req
1199. and then I could come home.Copy !req
1200. But he's gone now and I'm on my own.Copy !req
1201. I don't really know why I'm calling.Copy !req
1202. I suppose I just wanted to say...Copy !req
1203. —900dbye_Copy !req
1204. - Oh! Hello?
- Paddington?Copy !req
1205. Yes. Yes, it's Paddington!Copy !req
1206. I'm so sorry I escaped, Mrs Brown,
but I thought you'd forgotten me.Copy !req
1207. Oh, we'd never forget you, Paddington.Copy !req
1208. - Paddington?
- You're family!Copy !req
1209. We know who the thief was.Copy !req
1210. - It's Phoenix Buchanan.
- Mr Buchanan?Copy !req
1211. But he's disappeared into thin air.Copy !req
1212. We've been looking for him
at every landmark in that book.Copy !req
1213. Every last page.Copy !req
1214. "Where all your dreams come true."Copy !req
1215. Why do you say that?Copy !req
1216. Oh, it was written on the last page
of the pop-up book.Copy !req
1217. - Always made me think of Aunt Lucy.
- That's very bizarre.Copy !req
1218. ls it?Copy !req
1219. I found that exact same phrase on
a scrap of paper in Phoenix's house.Copy !req
1220. - Really?
- I'm sure I've seen that before.Copy !req
1221. Look.Copy !req
1222. - "Where all your dreams come true."
- The organ?Copy !req
1223. That must be where
Madame Kozlova hid her fortune.Copy !req
1224. - Let's get to the fair.
- It's too late. They're leaving today.Copy !req
1225. From Paddington Station.
At 6:35.Copy !req
1226. - There's still time.
- Paddington, head for the station.Copy !req
1227. If we can find Phoenix
and get hold of that book,Copy !req
1228. his fingerprints will prove everything.Copy !req
1229. But that's miles away, Mr Brown. I...Copy !req
1230. I'll see you there.Copy !req
1231. Clear the road!Copy !req
1232. This is a refuse emergency!Copy !req
1233. Sorry!Copy !req
1234. Fellow citizens,
I've just received intelligence.Copy !req
1235. The bear has escaped
and may be heading this way.Copy !req
1236. I have raised the neighbourhood
panic level to "wild hysteria".Copy !req
1237. Get out of the way, Mr Curry!Copy !req
1238. Paddington's not coming this way!Copy !req
1239. He's gonna clear his name.Copy !req
1240. - And we're gonna bring him home!
- We don't want him here.Copy !req
1241. No, of course you don't. You never have.Copy !req
1242. As soon as you set eyes on that bear,
you made up your mind about him.Copy !req
1243. Well, Paddington's not like that.Copy !req
1244. He looks for the good in all of us
and somehow, he finds it.Copy !req
1245. It's why he makes friends
wherever he goes.Copy !req
1246. And it's why Windsor Gardens
is a happier place whenever he's around.Copy !req
1247. He wouldn't hesitate
if any of us needed help.Copy !req
1248. So stand aside, Mr Curry,
cos we're coming through!Copy !req
1249. Nice try, Brown.Copy !req
1250. Your plan seems to have stalled.Copy !req
1251. Like your vehicle.Copy !req
1252. Try the choke. Go on, try the choke.
You're flooding it.Copy !req
1253. - Clutch down, second gear, Mr Brown.
- What?Copy !req
1254. - What you doing?
- After three.Copy !req
1255. - What's going on?
- Three.Copy !req
1256. You're illegally perambulating
on a public highway.Copy !req
1257. Put your backs into it.Copy !req
1258. Do not push that vehicle!Copy !req
1259. Bring Paddington home.Copy !req
1260. - Thank you.
- Go, go, go! Oh!Copy !req
1261. Right, Paddington, stay low
and remember, you're a bin.Copy !req
1262. You're a bin. You're a bin.
Just an ordinary bin going for a walk.Copy !req
1263. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1264. Nothing to see here,
Officer. Just a bin.Copy !req
1265. Hm.Copy !req
1266. Quite good being a bin.Copy !req
1267. Gentlemen.Copy !req
1268. Hmm.Copy !req
1269. Paddington!Copy !req
1270. Mr Brown!Copy !req
1271. Quickly, he's on board!Copy !req
1272. Don't worry, I'll handle it myself!Copy !req
1273. We've gotta catch up with that train.Copy !req
1274. But how?Copy !req
1275. I've got an idea.Copy !req
1276. Good morning, madam, sir.
Welcome on board.Copy !req
1277. - Fine. Thank you.
- May I offer you a glass of champagne?Copy !req
1278. - Oh! Thank you. Very civilised, yes.
- Thank you so much. Very kind.Copy !req
1279. Nice to have a break after all I've been
through with that beastly bear.Copy !req
1280. Boiler pressure, two-two-five.
Water, half a glass.Copy !req
1281. - Air brake, off.
- Nice work, J-Dog.Copy !req
1282. My name's not J-Dog.
It's Jonathan Brown.Copy !req
1283. And I like steam trains.Copy !req
1284. Oh! Oh, for goodness' sake.Copy !req
1285. - I'm so sorry.
- Get off!Copy !req
1286. - Ssh, ssh.
- Stop it, stop it!Copy !req
1287. Don't shush me, Gertrude.Copy !req
1288. I have just been spilled upon
by a chilled liquid.Copy !req
1289. Gerald. I want you to shush.Copy !req
1290. Yes, Gertrude.Copy !req
1291. news from the BBC.Copy !req
1292. Four convicts made a daring escape
from Portobello Prison last night.Copy !req
1293. The prisoners all appear to have
vanished without a trace...Copy !req
1294. except Paddington Brown,
who was seen boarding a fair trainCopy !req
1295. bound for Bristol. Police are closing inCopy !req
1296. and expect to make an arrest soon.Copy !req
1297. Poor little fella.Copy !req
1298. Must be somewhere down there right now.Copy !req
1299. Shouldn't we help him, Knuckles?Copy !req
1300. How? We go back down there,
they won't just lock us up,Copy !req
1301. - they'll throw away the key!
- I know, but... he's our friend.Copy !req
1302. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
1303. I don't do nothin' for no one
for nothin'.Copy !req
1304. Well, Grandfather.Copy !req
1305. The moment of truth.Copy !req
1306. E)-Copy !req
1307. D.Copy !req
1308. A. A.Copy !req
1309. The book.Copy !req
1310. Ah!Copy !req
1311. - What's he doing?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1312. - Paddington!
- He can't hear us.Copy !req
1313. - Can this thing go any faster?
- I can try but I need more coal.Copy !req
1314. - I'm on it.
- Pull alongside. I'm going across.Copy !req
1315. - I'll come with you.
- Judy!Copy !req
1316. Just you try and stop us!Copy !req
1317. Come on, then!Copy !req
1318. - You ready?
- Yep.Copy !req
1319. "Go!Copy !req
1320. Open your mind
and your legs will follow.Copy !req
1321. - Mr Brown!
- Mrs Bird!Copy !req
1322. C)-Copy !req
1323. And finally... E.Copy !req
1324. It works!Copy !req
1325. Ooh.Copy !req
1326. Hello.Copy !req
1327. 'Aren't you pretty?Copy !req
1328. West End, here I come.Copy !req
1329. M-Morning.Copy !req
1330. No!Copy !req
1331. What was it? Er, D. F.Copy !req
1332. D.Copy !req
1333. Come back with that book!Copy !req
1334. Where do you think you're going, bear?Copy !req
1335. It's a train. It comes to an end,Copy !req
1336. like all of us, alas.Copy !req
1337. WhOOpslCopy !req
1338. Exit bear, pursued by an actor...Copy !req
1339. Phoenix Buchanan.Copy !req
1340. Mrs Bird?Copy !req
1341. Oh, so now you remember me?Copy !req
1342. Well, I never.Copy !req
1343. The cavalry.Copy !req
1344. An old crone, a little girl
and an insurance man.Copy !req
1345. What am I going to do?Copy !req
1346. I'll tell you exactly
what I'm going to do.Copy !req
1347. Hm?Copy !req
1348. I'm going to bloomin' well
biff you on the nose.Copy !req
1349. Not a very good idea.Copy !req
1350. Stage combat, level four.Copy !req
1351. Well, where I come from, laddie,Copy !req
1352. they teach you never
to bring a knife to a gunfight.Copy !req
1353. I think you'll find
that fires plastic darts.Copy !req
1354. So it does.Copy !req
1355. Whereas this sword looks very sharp.Copy !req
1356. Back you go. All of you, back.Copy !req
1357. And for you, sir, the jumbo pavlova.Copy !req
1358. EnjOY-Copy !req
1359. Oh, hello, Your Honour.
The hair is looking lovely.Copy !req
1360. Paddington!Copy !req
1361. Mrs Brown! Um...Copy !req
1362. Ah. I've got an idea!Copy !req
1363. Good. Good. Excellent.
Now for your furry friend.Copy !req
1364. Slow down, Jonathan.Copy !req
1365. Coo-ee!Copy !req
1366. What a clever little plan.Copy !req
1367. Don't worry. I know a wee trickCopy !req
1368. Harry Houdini used to do.Copy !req
1369. Jump, Paddington! I'll catch you.Copy !req
1370. "No!Copy !req
1371. Ah!
No!Copy !req
1372. Bye-bye, bear.Copy !req
1373. Bull's-eye!Copy !req
1374. Stop the train, Jonathan!Copy !req
1375. Let's go, lads.Copy !req
1376. Ah!Copy !req
1377. Knuckles, you came back.Copy !req
1378. - Can't make marmalade on my own, can I?
- Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
1379. Paddington?Copy !req
1380. - He's burning up.
- Better get the little fella to bed.Copy !req
1381. Mum!
Paddington!Copy !req
1382. He's not well.Copy !req
1383. Don't worry, he's gonna
be fine. Aren't you, little buddy?Copy !req
1384. - Paddington!
- Where am I?Copy !req
1385. Take it easy now.Copy !req
1386. You gave us a wee scare,
but you're home now.Copy !req
1387. - Home?
- That's right. Look.Copy !req
1388. The police realised
they made a terrible mistake.Copy !req
1389. Phoenix Buchanan has been arrested,
and I might add,Copy !req
1390. is no longer a member
of our Platinum Club.Copy !req
1391. - Then".
- You're a free bear.Copy !req
1392. How long have I been asleep?
Three days.Copy !req
1393. Three days? But that means...Copy !req
1394. - It's Aunt Lucy's birthday.
- And I never sent her anything.Copy !req
1395. - It's all right, Paddington.
- But it isn't all right, Mrs Brown.Copy !req
1396. You see, Aunt Lucy did so much for me
when I was a cub.Copy !req
1397. Without her,
I'd never have come to London.Copy !req
1398. And, I suppose all I ever really wanted
was to make her proud.Copy !req
1399. But now she's going to wake up
on her birthday with no presentCopy !req
1400. and think I've let her down completely.Copy !req
1401. Oh, you great goose!
She won't think that at all.Copy !req
1402. Won't she?Copy !req
1403. Come with us.Copy !req
1404. Here he is!Copy !req
1405. What are you all doing here?Copy !req
1406. - We wanted to say thank you.
- Thank you?Copy !req
1407. - For everything you've done for us.
- Yes.Copy !req
1408. If it wasn't for you,
we'd never have met.Copy !req
1409. You helped me pass my exam.Copy !req
1410. I would be permanently
locked out of my house.Copy !req
1411. I'd say you've rather a lot
to be proud of.Copy !req
1412. Oh.Copy !req
1413. When we heard the police
wanted the popping book for evidence,Copy !req
1414. we thought we'd find Aunt Lucy
another present.Copy !req
1415. So we all clubbed together.Copy !req
1416. I pulled in a few favours
from my old Air Force chums.Copy !req
1417. And we think she's going to love it.Copy !req
1418. But... what is it?Copy !req
1419. You wanted to get that book so
Aunt Lucy could see London, didn't you?Copy !req
1420. It was always her dream.Copy !req
1421. Well, we thought,
why look at London in a bookCopy !req
1422. when she could see the real thing?Copy !req
1423. Why don't you go and answer that?Copy !req
1424. Oh.Copy !req
1425. Oh.Copy !req
1426. Paddington.Copy !req
1427. Happy birthday, Aunt Lucy.Copy !req
1428. Phoenix Buchanan.Copy !req
1429. You have proved yourself
to be a heinous criminal...Copy !req
1430. and a disgrace
to the noble profession of acting.Copy !req
1431. I sentence you to ten yearsCopy !req
1432. and I suggest that you use
your time behind bars wisely.Copy !req
1433. I shall.Copy !req
1434. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1435. Well, it seems I didn't need
the West End after all. Just...Copy !req
1436. a captive audience.Copy !req
1437. What am I like? Guards, lock me up!Copy !req
1438. Oh, wait, you have.Copy !req
1439. Sapex ScriptsCopy !req