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Bad idea!
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what you need.
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No?
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I meant a family of one.
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Slow!
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Redder!
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Blue cooler. On my list!
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Yes!
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I love those things.
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I'm pretty sure.
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back to sleep.
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I'm waking up.
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right back where it was.
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That's impossible for one guy!
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I'll get some helpers.
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even think about running away.
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easy, all right, 'cause I'm on it.
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gonna be laughing about this thing.
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Yeah, I'm the man
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we'll be laughing about it
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I swear, you'll see
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got my family of me
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Might be the last
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been through worse
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I didn't have a shell.
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274 days left till winter.
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Hibernation's over.
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I gotta go wee-wee!
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the rest of you. It's spring!
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we gotta get to work.
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Don't make me come in there.
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She means it. Let's go!
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Come on, that much I can do.
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Good morning, everyone!
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Just a super-duper morning.
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around the eyes there, hon.
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every three or four weeks.
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of the bunch there.
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I'm really hungry, so is there any left?
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During the winter?
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get some more now.
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nuts in the woods,
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I'll be right back. Bye!
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a predator.
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a little weak?
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must I say it?
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okay? So just calm down.
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you this year, don't you know?
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Uh-oh. Jeepers, here we go.
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I need a man?
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and smell like a swamp.
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Just a minute, Hammy.
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a little intense.
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Morning, Lou, Penny.
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Hey, kids.
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you all is... Verne!
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is we cut it a little close.
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sure that we fill the log...
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Exactly. All the way to the top.
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Foragers!
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- Food!
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Super, Verne, really super.
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Huh?
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What is what?
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what was it, what was it?
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like this. Man, that's big.
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Heather, no!
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Me too, Mama.
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What is this thing, Lou?
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Steve?
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Steve sounds nice.
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from the other side of Steve.
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I mean... Jeez!
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I'm gonna go check it out.
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You'll be late!
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whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Verne's back.
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Jeepers!
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Help him up.
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Freaky pink primates!
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while we were hibernating.
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on their feet,
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and they were
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That's not the worst part.
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they're just gone.
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manicured, air-conditioned paradise.
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You're hibernators, right?
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store it away for the winter?
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- Hammy.
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This cave-like log?
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Ozzie.
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hundred and seventy-four days.
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That's impossible.
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How much food?
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Food out the wazoo!
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The tail is tingling.
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is driving my tail crazy.
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And for good reason.
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by. We're not interested.
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delicious food you've ever tasted?
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Jeepers.
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combination of corn flour,
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BHA, BHT and good old MSG,
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Nacho cheese flavor.
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those! More, please! More.
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over there. Tonight!
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Look at us!
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personally responsible.
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a good time.
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responsibility for that.
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Look at that.
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to do a little comparison.
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seems to be greener over here.
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you came to the same place?
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the raccoon says...
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he can walk on water.
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This way to the food!
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What is that?
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Humans ride around in it
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losing their ability to walk.
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How many humans fit in there?
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Your president?
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association? Right.
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What is that?
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That's just a human being.
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of us as we are of them.
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a good licking. They love it.
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to be two inches,
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stick, yours is 2.5.
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get the food and go?
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always got food with them.
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is called a "pie hole".
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is called a "couch potato".
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to summon food.
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voices of food.
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for the passing of the food.
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food transportation vehicles.
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take the food,
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they drive the food,
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That keeps the food cold.
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what that is.
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where they worship food.
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they've eaten too much food.
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so they can eat more food.
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they have enough?
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enough is never enough!
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with the stuff they don't eat?
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silver cans,
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Okay.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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does come out of a wazoo.
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Was I right or was I right?
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are just the scraps!
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what comes in the boxes,
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with me, and in one week
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enough food to...
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What?
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Get out, all of you.
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You said we should lick our...
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Get outta here!
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To the hedge!
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I just mopped this patio!
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that was horrible.
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all right there? Stay close.
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other food, right?
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what I was talking about.
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want us around.
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she overreacted. No biggie.
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we call a biggie.
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think about the food.
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for that food, huh?
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You nailed that part.
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looks primitive to a guy with a bag.
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But I think I speak
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when I say we want nothing
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that's over that hedge.
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I'm done.
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yet! You wanna store fat?
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to store some fat.
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through the winter!
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the bark, right?
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- Good night, Verne.
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- Good night, Verne.
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- Yeah, good night there, Verne.
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- Good night, Verne.
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- Good night, Verne.
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- Good night.
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- Good night, Uncle Verne.
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- Good night, Uncle Verne.
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only 273 days left till winter.
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- Good night, 273.
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Redder wagon.
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six more days! No!
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me to take 'em to his house?
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- Then what are you saying?
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on the bus.
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- No way, he's a creep.
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412. Next time he shoves you, beat him up.
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413. Yes!
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414. Okay, kids, dive in. There
it is. Bark for breakfast!
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415. I want a doughnut!
I want pizza.
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416. No, you don't.
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417. Okay. This is great.
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418. Granted, it takes
some time to chew.
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419. But that...
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420. That was very satisfying.
Copy !req
421. And, by the way,
lots of fiber in there too.
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422. Mmm!
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423. Lots. I gotta admit,
that does look tasty.
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424. What are you doing here?
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425. I'm here to help you
with your foraging thing.
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426. Look, Verne,
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427. you said a word yesterday
about your little gang here.
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428. It starts with an F,
do you remember what it was?
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429. Family?
Right, right, that.
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430. You know,
that got me right here.
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431. You see, Verne,
I used to have all of that.
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432. My own place, surrounded by loved ones,
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433. universal remote.
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434. But then all that
went away with...
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435. The weed hacker incident.
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436. Oh, God.
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437. Come here.
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438. Yeah, that feels good,
doesn't it?
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439. Oh, brother.
Jeepers, Verne.
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440. We could always use the
extra hand there, you know.
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441. The weed hacker, Verne.
The weed hacker.
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442. Okay.
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443. Not your problem.
I'll just go.
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444. This is me...
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445. Going.
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446. Been nice.
Don't hit.
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447. Really nice getting
to know you.
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448. Hey, I'm sure I'll see you
around the forest.
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449. Take care.
All right, all right.
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450. Hey, RJ?
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451. You can...
you can stay.
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452. Come here, ya big lug!
No.
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453. I knew beneath this hard,
crispy outside
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454. there was a soft,
nougat-y center in there.
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455. Do you mind if I call you Uncle Verne?
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456. With every
bone in my body.
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457. Great. Hey, can I
work with Hammy?
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458. You wanna help me
find my nuts?
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459. Very tempting, Hammy,
very tempting.
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460. But first, I want to
show you this.
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461. You like this cookie?
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462. Ohh, ho, ho, ho!
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463. Well, this cookie's junk!
I like a cookie.
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464. Easy, easy. Don't worry.
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465. I know where we can get
some cookies so valuable
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466. that they are hand delivered
by uniformed officers.
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467. And the Doyles' is the yellow
house. They only ordered one box.
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468. And there they are. America's
most coveted cookies.
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469. Love Handles, Skinny Mints,
Neener Neeners, and Smackeroons.
Copy !req
470. And guess what?
They're all yours!
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471. Hoo-hoo! Aah!
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472. Whoa, Hamilton.
Hold on there, fella.
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473. I love your energy,
but you just can't take 'em.
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474. But, you said they're mine.
They will be,
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475. if we successfully marry your
manic energy to my brilliant plan.
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476. You with me, kid?
I... I... I...
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477. The I's have it!
Let's ride.
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478. I thought Mrs. Johansson was
allergic to chocolate.
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479. Really?
Yeah, if she eats it,
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480. her face like, explodes or
something. That is, like, so unfair.
Copy !req
481. Wait, wait. How many boxes of... Hey!
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482. You stay away from those
cookies. They're mine!
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483. Ahem!
Aah!
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484. Hey, this guy's not coming, is
he? I don't want him to.
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485. We have so much
work to do.
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486. Come on, step into my office.
Now, listen up.
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487. What we're going for here is a
vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel.
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488. Can you handle that?
Um. Excuse me?
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489. Yes... Hammy.
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490. Okay. Rabbits aren't vicious.
They're all cute and cuddly, so...
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491. Rabid, not rabbit.
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492. Oh...
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493. What?
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494. Okay. So, first we're gonna
muss the hair.
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495. Ow, ow, ow!
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496. That's looking good.
All right, now we're gonna...
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497. We're gonna
mat the fur a little bit.
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498. A little puff on the tail...
Stop it! Puffier.
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499. Liking that a lot.
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500. Show me that wild look
in your eye, boy. Come on!
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501. Oh! Oh!
I can burp my ABCs!
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502. Hammy!
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503. I just really need you
to focus right now, okay?
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504. Okay.
Thank you.
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505. Let's see. There we...
Hang on a minute.
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506. Not that, not that. No, no.
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507. Aha! Nice!
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508. Hammy?
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509. Done! Now, come on.
I'll be right behind you.
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510. Go on, get out there.
Shoo, shoo!
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511. I am a crazy rabid squirrel!
I want my cookies!
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512. I'm rabid!
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513. I'm foaming at the mouth.
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514. I'm foaming,
very scary rabid squirrel.
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515. Rabies!
Rabies!
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516. Hey, it's working!
Behind you!
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517. I know.
You're right behind me...
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518. Got it! Stand back!
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519. No, no, no, no! No!
Take that!
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520. Walk it off!
Walk that one off!
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521. What's going on?
Is that Hammy?
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522. Everything's under control.
Just go back to the hedge.
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523. You call that under control?
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524. He's under attack!
He's working!
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525. I'm coming, Hammy!
Verne! No!
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526. What are you doing? Watch out!
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527. Hold still! I got it! Stay
still. Help me! Get off of me!
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528. Yuck!
Gross!
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529. Nasty!
Oh, my God, this is so gross!
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530. Verne!
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531. That was great!
You, my friend, are a natural.
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532. Or, should I say, au naturel.
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533. Huh?
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534. Oh.
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535. Hammy, you were awesome,
my man!
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536. You had me scared. I was about to come
out and beat you with a book myself.
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537. You're all right,
aren't ya?
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538. Of course, you are.
You are Hammy!
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539. Those bruises
are gonna heal.
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540. You know what?
Chicks dig scars.
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541. There! It was over there!
It was right over there!
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542. That's where the
squirrel attacked us!
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543. He has like, rabies
or something.
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544. There was this gross,
naked, amphibian thing.
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545. Reptile.
It's okay, girls.
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546. Go inside, have a cookie,
turn on the TV and calm down.
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547. Thanks, Mom.
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548. I'm sorry, Janis, did I just
hear them say "rabid squirrel"?
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549. I think they might
just be overreacting.
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550. But, what if they're not?
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551. What if we have a potential
pandemic on our hands?
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552. Vermin running loose,
spreading disease,
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553. and lowering
our property values?
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554. Yeah. I have a casserole
in the oven. Gotta run.
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555. Fine. You worry
about your casserole,
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556. and I'll worry about the end of
suburban peace and tranquility!
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557. That's right. Don't push.
Plenty for everybody.
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558. Got a box right over here
for ya, Penny.
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559. Jeepers, that is good.
Kids, eat up!
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560. Anything that tastes this good
has to be good for you.
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561. You feel that buzz
in the back of your skull?
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562. Yeah. That's called a sugar rush.
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563. It's what keeps humans going,
it's why they don't hibernate.
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564. You top that off
with a little of this,
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565. and what usually takes you all
summer will only take us a week.
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566. I like it! I like it!
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567. Hold on, Hamsquad. The last
thing you need is caffeine.
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568. That's right.
Come on, dig in.
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569. Because this, my friends,
is just the beginning.
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570. What?
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571. Follow me
into the great unknown
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572. Where pink flamingos grow
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573. Diet soda flows
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574. And what you take
magically regenerates
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575. On supermarket shelves
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576. The ovens clean themselves
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577. You don't pay the tab
'til the last drop
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578. Up, down! Up, down!
He's getting away!
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579. Yeah! Come on!
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580. 'Cause this train never
stops
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581. Ohh!
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582. We make a good team
me and you, we do
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583. You can scratch my back
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584. And I'll scratch my back
too
Copy !req
585. Read it and weep.
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586. People, more is more
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587. Ah, we all want more
Copy !req
588. You don't pay the tab
'till the last drop
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589. So we all ride for nothing
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590. 'Cause this train never
stops
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591. Hello? I need every business listing
you have under "exterminator".
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592. You don't stop
You don't stop
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593. Ozzie!
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594. - Mom! You hit a possum.
- My goodness.
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595. Do you think it's dead?
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596. Oh, no!
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597. Wow!
Touch it.
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598. Can I poke him?
No!
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599. These poor little creatures.
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600. - What's going on?
- Come check it out.
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601. Debbie? I don't remember seeing
a permit out for a gathering.
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602. Groups of more than one
who wish to get...
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603. Timmy, get the shovel
from the car.
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604. Lights fading,
limbs growing cold.
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605. I see a tunnel.
Oh, no.
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606. Mother, is that you
beckoning me into the light?
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607. Must move toward the light.
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608. What do you think he's doing?
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609. Maybe we knocked his brains
loose, or something.
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610. I'm telling you,
you went too far this time.
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611. Let's get out of here,
and leave this...
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612. This...
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613. Nice catch, Verne.
Yes! Yes!
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614. You're dangerous. You're insane!
Sweet music, I'm going home!
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615. Goodbye, cruel world!
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616. Ooh! Ooh!
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617. Rosebud.
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618. Now can I poke him?
No!
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619. You see? This is exactly why
I called the exterminator.
Copy !req
620. To kill them before
they get hurt like this.
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621. Everybody,
get out of here right now!
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622. Right! Kids, grab those
handles. Get the stuff.
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623. What? Here we go. I threw out my back.
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624. Let's go.
Get down.
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625. Oh, no.
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626. I believe someone phoned
about an animal problem?
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627. The solution is
standing before you.
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628. Dwayne LaFontant is here.
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629. Where have you been?
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630. I'm throwing a "Welcome to the
Neighborhood" party tomorrow,
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631. and so far Debbie's car has
killed more animals than you have.
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632. Stand down, sister.
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633. I personally guarantee
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634. that there will not be
a living thing at this party.
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635. The Verminator is on the job.
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636. Leave it. Leave it!
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637. What do we have here?
Copy !req
638. Didelphis marsupialis
virginianus.
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639. Approximately 10 pounds.
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640. Male.
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641. I think he's dead.
Really?
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642. Do you, in fact, have an
associates degree from Vermtech?
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643. I think he wants you
to think he's dead.
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644. Go! Go!
Move, move!
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645. That's it! Run! Go!
voluntary shock state.
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646. Look at him closely.
You can see him breathing.
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647. I certainly hope
he's not in any pain.
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648. What the...
Kill it! Kill it!
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649. Thank you all for coming!
You were a great audience!
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650. Man!
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651. All right, what am I
up against here?
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652. Possum, porcupine,
skunk, squirrel, raccoon...
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653. Amphibian.
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654. Reptile.
No.
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655. Reptile.
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656. That's what I call a
super-duper performance there.
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657. I wanna do it again!
Beyond super.
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658. They were riveted, man.
You were awesome!
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659. All right!
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660. Dad. I just gotta say, that
was... that was pretty good.
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661. Props for the Ozman!
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662. Ozman!
Yeah! Yeah!
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663. But let's not forget
our brilliant leadership,
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664. RJ.
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665. - RJ!
- RJ!
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666. Brilliant!
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667. Hey, RJ, come this way.
We wanna show you something.
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668. Yeah, sure.
Sweet.
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669. What a team! That raccoon
knows what he's doing.
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670. You're my
hero there, fella.
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671. Over here, this way.
RJ, come on!
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672. Yeah, we wanna show you
something. Come on, hurry!
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673. Check it out.
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674. Your new home!
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675. And look, we got
a place for you right here!
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676. That's for me?
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677. Yeah, is this anything
like what you had, RJ?
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678. This isn't anything
like what I had, Lou.
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679. Here, I'm not supposed
to drink this. Thanks.
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680. Is that my bag?
Yeah, we brought it in here
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681. so you wouldn't have
to sleep up in that tree.
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682. Really? Wow.
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683. Hey, RJ, check this out!
We totally hooked up the TV.
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684. I hot-wired the HD converter.
We get like, 1,000 channels!
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685. Here, can you take the remote
before my dad does?
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686. Wow. A universal remote?
Copy !req
687. This is nice, guys.
Really nice.
Copy !req
688. We now return to
A Scoundrel Among Us.
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689. You should be
ashamed of yourself.
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690. We let you into our family,
and you've deceived us.
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691. I gave you my heart, and you
ripped it into a million pieces.
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692. Get real, Kevin. 'Cause
when you feel like a dirtbag,
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693. it's because
you're a dirtbag. Right?
Copy !req
694. So, just own it, just say it
out loud."I am a dirtbag."
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695. Dirtbag. I don't think that
guy's a real doctor.
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696. What do you
think there, RJ? RJ?
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697. Whoa. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, RJ.
Copy !req
698. What are you doing, man? You
are getting in way too deep.
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699. Just get the food.
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700. Feed the bear. Get the food.
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701. Feed the bear.
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702. Where's the food? Where's
the food? Where's the food?
Copy !req
703. Verne. What are you doing?
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704. I'm getting things back
to the way they were.
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705. No, don't. How about I just leave? Good.
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706. You leave, and I return this
stuff to the rightful owners.
Copy !req
707. What? Why?
Copy !req
708. Because we've
angered the humans.
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709. And we don't wanna end up
like that rabbit.
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710. Hence, I'm giving this back
so they won't kill us.
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711. Verne, you don't understand!
We need this stuff!
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712. No, we don't!
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713. You can't take it!
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714. Yes, I can!
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715. Let go!
You let go!
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716. I have to have it.
No!
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717. Stop!
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718. Verne. Move slow, keep your
voice low and follow me.
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719. What?
Shh!
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720. No.
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721. Shh!
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722. No. I'm not falling for any
more of your smooth talk!
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723. I don't know
what you're up to,
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724. but my entire
shell is tingling.
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725. And you know what? I'm
listening to it this time,
Copy !req
726. and I'm putting my foot down.
No, no.
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727. Play?
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728. Huh? Oh! Huh?
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729. Play!
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730. Play! Play! Play!
Copy !req
731. Play! Play! Play!
Play! Play!
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732. Aaah! Oof!
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733. Play!
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734. Let's play!
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735. Play!
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736. Jeez...
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737. Aah!
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738. Play! Play! Play!
Play! Play! Play!
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739. - Down, boy. Sit. Roll over!
- Play!
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740. Play dead!
Play!
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741. Attaboy, Verne. Save the food.
I'll lose the dog.
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742. Play.
Huh?
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743. Play, play, play, play.
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744. No! No, no, no, no.
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745. You're dropping
all the food, man!
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746. Here, catch.
Play!
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747. Are you hungry? Look, food.
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748. My back!
Whoa!
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749. Look, people! Play with them!
Copy !req
750. - Look out!
- Stop! What's he doing?
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751. What was that?
Play, play, play, play.
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752. I'm all right, I'm fine.
It's okay. It's...
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753. Verne, unhook the chain.
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754. Play!
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755. Whoa!
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756. No.
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757. Yes.
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758. Bad.
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759. Oh, boy.
Wow!
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760. Verne, I told you to
unhook the chain.
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761. Garbage cans are not to be
on the curb before eight...
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762. Oh!
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763. Aah!
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764. You're the devil.
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765. Ow! Oh! Ow!
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766. No! No!
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767. Verne, you all right there?
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768. Gimme a hand, Oz.
Sure, sure.
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769. What the heck happened?
What happened?
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770. It's gone.
The food! Gone!
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771. What?
Gone?
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772. How's it gone?
Ask him!
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773. Verne?
I returned it
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774. to its rightful owner.
What?
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775. We, like, worked
our tails off, you know?
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776. Like, a lot. And the food
we gathered was totally...
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777. You know. And you're...
You're all, whatever.
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778. Yeah, Verne, what were you
thinking? The log was full!
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779. Full of junk. So, what
are you saying there?
Copy !req
780. That the food
we gather our way
Copy !req
781. isn't as good as the food
we gather your way?
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782. Your way?
You mean his way.
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783. Can't you see RJ is
just using you?
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784. Verne! Shame on you.
RJ wouldn't do that.
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785. You have got to trust me on
this. Don't you understand
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786. there's something
wrong with this guy?
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787. My tail tingles
every time I get near him.
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788. So we're supposed to go hungry
because your butt's vibrating?
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789. I'm starting to think that little tingle
of yours is just you being jealous.
Copy !req
790. Jealous? Of him?
Yeah.
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791. He's embracing
the future there,
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792. and you're just
holding us back.
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793. I hold you back, all right.
From extinction.
Copy !req
794. See what you've
done here?
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795. If they listened to half the
stuff you're telling them,
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796. they'll be dead
within a week.
Copy !req
797. You are only interested
in taking advantage of them
Copy !req
798. because they're too stupid
and naive to know any better.
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799. I'm not stupid.
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800. Okay, I didn't mean...
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801. I meant ignorant.
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802. To the ways over...
over there.
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803. Come on, you guys. You know
I didn't mean it like that.
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804. Don't... don't do this.
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805. Stella? Ozzie?
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806. Hammy? You know I didn't...
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807. Hammy...
I'm not stupid.
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808. Please.
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809. I must
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810. Give the impression
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811. That I have the answers
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812. For everything
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813. You were
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814. So disappointed
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815. To see me unravel
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816. So easily
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817. It's only change
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818. It's only every
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819. Thing I know
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820. It's only change
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821. And I'm only changing
Copy !req
822. Good night, Uncle RJ.
Good night, kiddo.
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823. La da, la da
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824. La da da da da da
La da...
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825. Moon's full, RJ.
See ya in the morning.
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826. La da, la da
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827. La da da da da da
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828. La da
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829. La da da da-da-da da
Copy !req
830. You want
Copy !req
831. Something that's constant
Copy !req
832. And I only wanted
to be me
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833. But watch
Copy !req
834. Even the stars above
Things that seem still...
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835. This'll cut you
down to size!
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836. La da, la da
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837. I got ya!
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838. Is it done?
Affirmative.
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839. Did you put this one in?
This Depelter Turbo?
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840. That's a contraband item,
ma'am,
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841. as it is illegal in
every state, except Texas.
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842. I don't care if it's against
the Geneva Conventions.
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843. I want it!
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844. I thought you might.
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845. So I took the liberty
of installing it for you.
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846. Adios, animal infestation.
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847. Aah!
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848. Oh, my.
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849. La da, la da
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850. La da da da da da
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851. La da, la da da da da da
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852. What have I done?
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853. Shouldn't have taken
all that food. What?
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854. I shouldn't have
taken all that food.
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855. I was just trying to return things
to the way they were, that's all.
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856. I was just being cautious.
'Cause that's what I am.
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857. I'm naturally tentative.
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858. There's even places
in my shell I haven't been.
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859. You, on the other hand,
you're like... cool.
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860. And crazy and fearless.
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861. I think they're right.
I think I'm just jealous.
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862. Verne, believe me,
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863. you should not be
jealous of me.
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864. You got a good thing here.
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865. You're trying to do what's
best for your family.
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866. And I think you're
what's best for them now.
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867. What about your tail?
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868. My head says
listen to my tail,
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869. my tail says listen
to my head, and I just...
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870. end up with an upset stomach.
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871. That's why you need
to be in charge now.
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872. You don't know what's
going on here. And you do.
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873. So, what's the problem?
This, Verne, is the problem.
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874. You see this?
I'm listening.
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875. Just...
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876. Uh-huh?
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877. Just hang on a second.
All right?
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878. I...
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879. You the lady throwing the
party? Yes. Just to the right.
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880. There are protective booties for
you to put on over your shoes.
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881. Yes! Yes!
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882. What is this?
What?
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883. Oh. That...
Mmm-hmm?
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884. is a
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885. list of all the stuff
that you lost, Verne.
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886. Really? It's a big, long
list. You can see that.
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887. You're an organized little
guy, aren't you? Nice job.
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888. But, you know what? I know a
place so chock-full of food,
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889. we could get it
all back in one night.
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890. Great. Let's go.
Where is it?
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891. Inside that house.
What?
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892. Aah!
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893. What is the point of this
thing? Just send it down.
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894. What Verne is
trying to say is...
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895. I mean, it's hard to really
sum it all up in just one word.
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896. But...
I'm sorry.
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897. Come here.
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898. - Come here, Verne.
- That's right.
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899. Watch the quills.
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900. Okay! Listen, stay in the
huddle. Here's the plan.
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901. Now, the traps are set
here, here, here,
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902. here, here, here,
here, here, here,
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903. here, here, here and here.
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904. Here, here, here, here.
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905. Big one here, here,
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906. and maybe a few over here.
Gee, is that all?
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907. No. There's a bunch
of red lights all over here.
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908. Okay, Verne?
Looking a little green.
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909. I blacked out for a second
there, but I get the idea.
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910. There's lights, traps... I
might need to change my shell.
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911. Okay, this is us.
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912. Can I be the car?
I wanna be the car!
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913. I'm the car. You be the shoe.
The shoe is lame.
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914. Why don't you be that
snazzy-looking iron there?
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915. Hey, it's not important!
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916. Besides, I'm the car.
I'm always the car.
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917. The plan works
in three simple steps.
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918. Step one, kill the lights.
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919. Step two, get inside. Step three,
get out with mountain of food.
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920. But this place is
like a fortress.
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921. Walls, so high.
Doors, impenetrable.
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922. How will we get in?
The collar is the key.
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923. Literally, the collar.
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924. It's like a key that opens
the door and if...
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925. And what?
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926. You think he's just gonna
hand over his collar to you?
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927. Not to me, my femme fatale. To you.
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928. Her?
Me?
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929. You, Stella,
will get that cat
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930. to give you
his collar by using...
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931. My stink.
Your feminine charms.
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932. Was that out loud?
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933. Look, raccoon, maybe that mask you're
wearing is obstructing your view,
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934. but if you haven't noticed,
I'm a skunk.
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935. On the outside, maybe.
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936. But I'm looking inside,
Stella, and I see a fox.
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937. And all we gotta do
is get her out.
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938. Scissors. Scissors? Whoa, hey!
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939. Here we go.
Hey, hey, watch the...
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940. Charcoal.
Charcoal?
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941. Air freshener.
Tomato juice.
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942. - Cork.
- Cork? Don't you dare.
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943. Get 'em!
Score! Yeah!
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944. One more thing.
Ow!
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945. Whoa. Stop. That's it.
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946. Ladies and gentlemen,
our work here is done.
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947. Oh, my.
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948. Big jeepers.
She's all like, wow.
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949. What?
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950. Oh.
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951. Meow.
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952. Whoa!
Amazing!
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953. Gosh, she looks...
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954. Wow.
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955. All right, gang, this is it.
We're going in.
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956. Not again. Dang it!
Those things are so lifelike.
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957. Curse you, plastic moldsman.
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958. Okay, Hammy.
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959. Whoa!
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960. Hammy!
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961. Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go.
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962. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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963. Hammy, I told you
that cookie's junk!
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964. But I like a cookie.
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965. What's going on?
Is everything okay?
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966. Mmm-hmm.
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967. Here we go!
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968. Come on, Hammy, come on.
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969. Follow the pretty light.
There it is, that's it.
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970. That's it, that's it.
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971. There it is. Go get it.
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972. That's it, that's it.
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973. Go get it, you little nut!
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974. Bingo! Okay, step two.
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975. I thought we'd be dead by step
two, so this is going great!
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976. Okay, gorgeous, you're on.
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977. Man, this better be
one stupid cat.
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978. Audio, go!
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979. She's supposed
to be a cat.
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980. Put it on cat. Maybe the cat likes a
cow. Let's hope the cat likes a cow.
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981. Who goes there?
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982. You're a cat!
You're a cat!
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983. You're a cat!
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984. I mean, I'm a cat.
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985. Uh, meow.
Yeah, right.
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986. Shoo. Go on,
get away from here.
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987. My owner does not give
scraps to common strays.
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988. Common strays?
All right, you asked for it.
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989. Get the collar! Gee, that's
a nice collar you got on.
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990. Mind if I have a look?
No, no, no! Come no closer!
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991. I must not be so near a
creature of the outdoor woods.
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992. Away with your filth!
My filth?
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993. My filth?
Jeepers, here we go.
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994. Okay, that's it. I am sick and tired
of everybody taking one look at me
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995. and running away 'cause
they think I'm filthy.
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996. Well, I got news for you.
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997. I didn't get all primped and preened
to have some over-fed, pompous puffball
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998. tell me he's too good for me.
I got makeup on my butt, dude!
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999. And you don't even
wanna know about the cork!
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1000. Stop! No one has ever
spoken to me like that!
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1001. It is bold. I like it.
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1002. Well, believe me, there's more
where that came from...
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1003. Puffball.
All right, team, let's boogie.
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1004. You are strong.
Your essence is overpowering.
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1005. What? What do you mean
by that? It is your eyes.
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1006. My eyes.
They are luminous.
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1007. Luminous? Dang.
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1008. You know, I think this is
the part where I blacked out.
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1009. Did the little shoes and cars
actually get into the house?
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1010. So, you got a name?
Yes.
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1011. It is a Persian name,
for I am Persian.
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1012. I was born Prince
Tigeriess Mahmood Shabaz.
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1013. Ooh, that's a mouthful.
Can I just call you Tiger?
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1014. Whoa.
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1015. - This place is huge.
- Wicked cool.
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1016. Animals are in the house.
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1017. Wow!
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1018. - My goodness.
- This is so cool.
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1019. Yes! Okay, stations,
everybody. Let's boogie!
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1020. We got it.
Here we go.
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1021. No grip, no grip, no grip.
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1022. Hammy! Less claw, more pad.
Oh, okay.
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1023. That hurt.
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1024. Uh-oh.
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1025. Just a minute, I'll be
right there. What was that?
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1026. It... That's just the sound of
my heart. Can't you hear it?
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1027. Aaah!
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1028. This way, this way!
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1029. Okay, okay, we're good.
Go back to work.
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1030. There ya go.
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1031. Here, catch!
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1032. Oh, boy.
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1033. Yes, I'm gonna make it.
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1034. My father, he had
an exceptionally flat face.
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1035. He was so beautiful,
he could barely breathe.
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1036. Fascinating.
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1037. Inside, I have a multi-leveled
climby-thing with shag carpet.
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1038. Come, I show you.
No, no!
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1039. I haven't told you
about my life.
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1040. Good, good. Going great,
going great.
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1041. What is that?
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1042. That is what gets the humans
out of bed in the morning.
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1043. Where'd she go?
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1044. Get down and stay down.
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1045. Move. Move.
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1046. Come on! We've gotta go
before she comes back.
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1047. No! Not without those Spuddies. What?
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1048. Lou, Penny,
back to the TV.
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1049. Heather, keep an eye
on that human.
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1050. I'm on it, RJ.
No, Heather. Wait!
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1051. The tingle, the tingle.
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1052. RJ! The wagon's full,
let's get out of here.
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1053. Hang on, Vincent,
this'll only take a second.
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1054. Vincent?
Where?
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1055. Who's Vincent?
Verne, Vincent.
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1056. Simple slip of the bear.
Tongue! I...
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1057. Just bear with me
is what I meant to say.
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1058. There's no bear.
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1059. Mmm?
Oh!
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1060. Lights fading.
Limbs growing co...
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1061. Heather.
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1062. Heather!
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1063. There's a dead, white rat
on my staircase.
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1064. I thought you were dead.
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1065. I learned
from the best, Dad.
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1066. That's my girl.
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1067. Come to Papa.
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1068. We better hurry.
We don't have much time.
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1069. What's going on, RJ?
Nothing!
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1070. Well then, let's get out of here
because we have what we need.
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1071. No, we don't.
What are you talking about?
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1072. We have more than enough.
Hey, listen.
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1073. I've got this long
to hand over
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1074. that wagon of food
to a homicidal bear,
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1075. and if these Spuddies aren't on the menu,
then I will be. Now let go of my tail.
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1076. What?
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1077. Let go!
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1078. Aah!
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1079. Hey, whoa!
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1080. Huh?
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1081. I'm sorry, I've gotta go.
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1082. Stella, Stella,
where are you going?
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1083. Stella!
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1084. Aaah!
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1085. Stella!
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1086. Look, it's not you. It won't
work, okay, because I'm a...
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1087. Skunk!
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1088. Yeah, that. Sorry
you have to see this.
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1089. Fire in the hole!
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1090. Oh my... This smell doesn't bother you?
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1091. No. This face was
bred for beauty.
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1092. I cannot smell a thing.
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1093. You can't smell?
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1094. To the door!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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1095. Run!
This way!
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1096. Let's party.
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1097. Bunnies!
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1098. Aah!
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1099. Flee, my love.
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1100. Run, that way. Outside!
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1101. Move, kids! Come on!
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1102. Buenos dias, reptile.
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1103. You've just been verminated.
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1104. Whoa! You stink.
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1105. That's because you
let them into my house!
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1106. Those... Hey, Nancy, stop your honkin'.
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1107. These little guys will be
disposed of quickly and humanely.
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1108. No! Not humanely.
As inhumanely as possible.
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1109. It was a pleasure doing
business with you, ma'am.
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1110. What's he gonna do to us,
Mama? I don't know, baby.
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1111. I don't wanna die, Dad.
Not for real.
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1112. There, there, there,
sweetheart. We'll be okay.
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1113. You were right
about him, Verne.
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1114. We shoulda listened.
Sorry there.
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1115. No.
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1116. I knew we couldn't trust him,
and I got us into this.
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1117. I should've known better.
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1118. Wow!
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1119. Vincent?
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1120. So, I was on my way
down here to kill you.
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1121. But I stopped to watch the
show, and I gotta say...
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1122. That, right there,
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1123. is a thing of beauty.
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1124. That is the most vicious,
deceitful,
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1125. self-serving thing
I've ever seen.
Copy !req
1126. Classic RJ.
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1127. You take the food,
and they take the fall.
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1128. You keep this up, you're
gonna end up just like me.
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1129. Having everything
you ever wanted.
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1130. But I already had that.
Copy !req
1131. What, them?
Who are you kidding?
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1132. You said it yourself,
you're a family of one.
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1133. Always will be.
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1134. It's how guys like
you and me survive.
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1135. So, a few saps
got hurt in the process.
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1136. Tough. That's life.
Trust me, you don't need them.
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1137. Actually, I do.
Copy !req
1138. And right now,
they really need me.
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1139. So, I really need this!
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1140. RJ!
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1141. What the...
Copy !req
1142. There goes my back again.
Are you okay?
Copy !req
1143. You sorry sack of rat dung.
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1144. Whoa, Stella, this is a
rescue. I'm rescuing you.
Copy !req
1145. I'm gonna gas you so hard
your grandchildren'll stink.
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1146. Bear!
What's that?
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1147. Bear!
Hair?
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1148. Bear!
Dare?
Copy !req
1149. Bear!
Bear!
Copy !req
1150. What?
Copy !req
1151. Whoa!
Copy !req
1152. We're out of control!
We can drive.
Copy !req
1153. It's just like Auto-Homicide 3! What?
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1154. Verne, let me in!
Wrong button! Wrong button!
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1155. Please
select destination.
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1156. Take us home!
Take us to the log!
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1157. Previous destination selected.
Make a legal U-turn.
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1158. We got it!
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1159. Hammy! Let me in!
Not listening to RJ.
Copy !req
1160. Kids, lose that bear!
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1161. What weapons do we have?
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1162. We've got a hammer.
Cool.
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1163. You little...
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1164. Thank you. Yes, yes! Hey!
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1165. Let me in, let me in!
No! Ring-tailed charlatan!
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1166. Ozzie!
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1167. He's just trying to help us.
Just let him in.
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1168. After what he did to us?
But he came back.
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1169. And he brought a bear.
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1170. Hey! No fighting
while we're driving.
Copy !req
1171. We will turn this van around, mister.
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1172. He started it.
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1173. I'm telling you, he's
trying to help us, really.
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1174. But, Verne, you're the one who
always says trust your tail.
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1175. But it's not tingling.
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1176. Oh!
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1177. Why didn't you say so?
Hey!
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1178. Thank you, thank you.
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1179. You're dead, RJ!
Duck!
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1180. And your friends are next.
Look out!
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1181. Make an immediate
left turn.
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1182. Whoa!
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1183. Bonus points!
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1184. Huh?
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1185. Yeah!
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1186. Ohh!
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1187. RJ!
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1188. Yeah!
Aah!
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1189. Look out.
High score.
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1190. No, no, no, no!
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1191. You have arrived.
Copy !req
1192. Everybody all right?
Copy !req
1193. Come on! We've gotta go, we've gotta go!
Copy !req
1194. The old jazz dance injury.
Copy !req
1195. Come on, come on. Quillo!
Go, go, go.
Copy !req
1196. Did we make it?
That was close!
Copy !req
1197. All right!
Are we here?
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1198. Penny? The kids here?
Hammy?
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1199. Scary clown.
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1200. Aah!
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1201. Look out!
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1202. A weed hacker, Verne.
A weed hacker!
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1203. Hey!
Up, up, go up.
Copy !req
1204. Show your little rat faces.
Filthy creatures.
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1205. Stay in the woods
where you belong!
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1206. Watch out!
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1207. You guys wanna party, do ya?
All right, then, let's party.
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1208. - Mom!
- Kids!
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1209. Penny, Lou,
look out! Down!
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1210. That's it!
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1211. Verne, get everybody out
of here. I'll distract him.
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1212. Are you crazy? He'll kill you.
Well, I'm the one he wants.
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1213. Take care
of your family, Verne.
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1214. I intend to.
The whole family.
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1215. There's got to be something
we can do. There's no time.
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1216. Hammy!
Hammy!
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1217. Ahh.
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1218. Hey, Vincent. You were right.
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1219. With a Spuddie, enough
just isn't enough.
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1220. RJ!
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1221. Now, Hammy. Go, go, go!
Copy !req
1222. Okay...
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1223. I got the cookie.
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1224. Huh?
Ohh.
Copy !req
1225. That's the...
The Depelter Turbo.
Copy !req
1226. Prepare for a lot of stinging.
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1227. Oh, no!
No, no! No, no! No!
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1228. Ow! Ow! Ouch!
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1229. My hair!
Copy !req
1230. That stung
like I knew it would!
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1231. Yeah!
All right!
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1232. Good job, everybody.
That's teamwork.
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1233. Come here, Hammy, come here.
You are a genius, my boy.
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1234. Thank you.
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1235. And, Verne, don't you ever
fix this shell!
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1236. Yeah. Glad
it's working for ya.
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1237. Take it off, give it back.
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1238. Here we go, off to the
Rockies for you, Smoky.
Copy !req
1239. Now, you do realize
that was a Depelter Turbo?
Copy !req
1240. Officer, please. It was that Verminator.
Copy !req
1241. He sold it to me. This has
nothing to do with me.
Copy !req
1242. Hey, hey,
it was in your yard.
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1243. Your name's on the contract,
so can tell it to the judge.
Copy !req
1244. No! It's not my fault!
Let go of me! Ma'am...
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1245. I can't be arrested! I'm the president
of the homeowner's association!
Copy !req
1246. Take her down!
Copy !req
1247. She's getting away!
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1248. We got a twitcher!
Watch it! Ma'am! Get her!
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1249. Stop that!
Can I get help over here?
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1250. Somebody get a hold
of her legs!
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1251. - Play?
- Oh, no!
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1252. No, no! No, no!
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1253. Aah!
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1254. High five, Hammy!
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1255. Yes!
It worked! It worked!
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1256. We did it!
All right!
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1257. Yes!
Stella!
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1258. Stella!
Over here, Tiger.
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1259. Stella.
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1260. So, this is the outdoor
woods? I like it.
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1261. Come on, big boy.
You're coming with me.
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1262. You know, RJ,
just for the record,
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1263. if you had told us that all
that food you were trying to get
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1264. was to pay back an angry bear,
we would've given it to you.
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1265. Really? Yeah, that's what families do.
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1266. They look out
for each other.
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1267. I've never really had
anything like that.
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1268. I know.
But believe me, this...
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1269. This is the gateway
to the good life.
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1270. Really wish you would've
told me that sooner.
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1271. Yeah, well, that's bad communication.
Also something families do.
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1272. So, what do you say?
You wanna be a part of it?
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1273. Come here, come here. I promised
I wouldn't do this. Okay.
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1274. Welcome to the family!
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1275. Hey!
Group hug!
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1276. Okay, okay.
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1277. What a first week
of spring.
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1278. Wait a minute! That means there's
only 267 days left till winter.
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1279. What are we gonna do for food?
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1280. Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!
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1281. Yes, Hammy.
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1282. I filled the log.
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1283. Jeepers!
What...
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1284. Look, look! I found my nuts!
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1285. That, my friends, is the object of
all human attention and devotion.
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1286. And they call it a TV.
Wicked cool!
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1287. Humans feel an inner need to
connect with the world around them.
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1288. That is super-duper.
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1289. They also feel a need
to sit on their fat butts.
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1290. Watching TV fulfills
both needs at the same time.
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1291. Wow. Interesting.
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1292. Come on, kids. Family time
there, in front of the TV.
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1293. Got your snack food?
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1294. Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel!
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1295. Buy a "Y". Please buy a "Y".
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1296. - I can't find the remote.
- Hey, Spikey, race ya!
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1297. - Has anybody seen the remote?
- Dad, chill.
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1298. I could
do a little TV.
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1299. I think, today's the day we
find out if the baby is gifted,
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1300. or if Saxon is
really an alien.
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1301. Like Khan in Star Trek II!
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1302. The Genesis Project was in
the hands of the Enterprise,
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1303. but Khan had his plan to steal
the invention of renewable life!
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1304. Well, that was specific.
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1305. I saw it on TNT,
a retrospective.
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1306. - Gummi Worm, anybody?
- Let me have one.
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1307. Bucky, pass this to Lou.
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1308. - Taste this.
- Don't you take that.
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1309. - This is the perfect food.
- Fat-free cookies?
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1310. You might as well just be
eating dirt.
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1311. I've had dirt. I don't like
dirt. It tastes like dirt.
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1312. Shh!
The show is starting.
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1313. Hang on a minute.
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1314. I can't wait. I can't wait.
I can't wait.
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1315. Yes! Here we go.
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1316. Kind of anticlimactic.
Shoot!
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