1. No!Copy !req
2. Come on!Copy !req
3. Come on, baby.Copy !req
4. Grab it!Copy !req
5. All right.Copy !req
6. What?Copy !req
7. Ow!Copy !req
8. Vincent.Copy !req
9. No, no, bad idea.
Bad idea!Copy !req
10. Hmm?Copy !req
11. Just take what you need.Copy !req
12. Just take
what you need.Copy !req
13. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
14. What's...Copy !req
15. Mmm.Copy !req
16. Huh?Copy !req
17. - RJ?
- No?Copy !req
18. The moon's not full.Copy !req
19. You woke me up a week early?Copy !req
20. Oh, no.Copy !req
21. Don't tell me you're dumb enough
to actually try and steal my stuff.Copy !req
22. RJ, I'm gonna
have to kill you.Copy !req
23. Please, I'm just a desperate guy
trying to feed his family.Copy !req
24. - You don't have a family.
- I meant a family of one.Copy !req
25. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Look, it's still in the cave.Copy !req
26. So, technically, not stolen.Copy !req
27. Oh, no!Copy !req
28. No!Copy !req
29. - Slow!
- Slow!Copy !req
30. Stop!Copy !req
31. Whew!Copy !req
32. That was close.Copy !req
33. Vincent, wait!
I can get it all back!Copy !req
34. That's right! If you eat me,
you'd have to do it.Copy !req
35. But I can get it. All of it!Copy !req
36. - My red wagon?
- Redder!Copy !req
37. Ow.Copy !req
38. - The blue cooler?
- Blue cooler. On my list!Copy !req
39. - Gotta be blue?
- Yes!Copy !req
40. And I want my Spuddies.
I love those things.Copy !req
41. 'Cause with a Spuddie,
enough just isn't enough.Copy !req
42. So true. Painfully true.
And I'll tell you what.Copy !req
43. I'm gonna get you the giant
picnic pack, family-fun size.Copy !req
44. - They have that?
- I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
45. All right, RJ. I'm going
back to sleep.Copy !req
46. When that moon is full,
I'm waking up.Copy !req
47. And all my stuff had better be
right back where it was.Copy !req
48. But that's just one week!
That's impossible for one guy!Copy !req
49. A week's perfect.
I'll get some helpers.Copy !req
50. Full moon, all my stuff. And don't
even think about running away.Copy !req
51. Because if you do, I will hunt
you down and kill you.Copy !req
52. Okay! Okay, buddy! You just
rest easy, all right, 'cause I'm on it.Copy !req
53. Hey, in a week from now,
we're gonna be laughing about this thing.Copy !req
54. How great I amCopy !req
55. Gotta tell myself
Yeah, I'm the manCopy !req
56. Looks grim right nowCopy !req
57. But pretty soon
we'll be laughing about itCopy !req
58. Ooh, and it's all rightCopy !req
59. Yeah, it is
I swear, you'll seeCopy !req
60. It's not, reallyCopy !req
61. Yeah, and it's all rightCopy !req
62. 'Cause I've always
got my family of meCopy !req
63. It's not a first
Might be the lastCopy !req
64. Yeah, I'm sure I must've
been through worseCopy !req
65. But, ooh, it's all rightCopy !req
66. Got a paddle and a creekCopy !req
67. Yeah, and it's all rightCopy !req
68. Because I've alwaysCopy !req
69. Got my familyCopy !req
70. Of meCopy !req
71. Boy, that's cold! That's cold!Copy !req
72. The one place
I didn't have a shell.Copy !req
73. Wow.Copy !req
74. Spring.Copy !req
75. That means there's only
274 days left till winter.Copy !req
76. Everybody, wake up!
Hibernation's over.Copy !req
77. Morning!Copy !req
78. - Morning, Hammy.
- I gotta go wee-wee!Copy !req
79. Not in the lake we drink from!Copy !req
80. Let's go, all right,
the rest of you. It's spring!Copy !req
81. That means
we gotta get to work.Copy !req
82. Finished. No, wait!Copy !req
83. Come on, everybody. Wake up.
Don't make me come in there.Copy !req
84. Y'all better listen.Copy !req
85. I've been holding
something in all winter,Copy !req
86. and I'm about to let it out.Copy !req
87. - I'm up, I'm up!
- She means it. Let's go!Copy !req
88. Thank you, Stella.Copy !req
89. I can clear a room, Verne.
Come on, that much I can do.Copy !req
90. - Good morning.
- Good morning, everyone!Copy !req
91. - How'd you guys sleep?
- Just a super-duper morning.Copy !req
92. Jeepers.Copy !req
93. Not lookin' so good
around the eyes there, hon.Copy !req
94. Bucky and Quillo were up
every three or four weeks.Copy !req
95. And Spike kept poking me.Copy !req
96. Yeah. Well, he's kinda pokey.Copy !req
97. Yup, he's the sharpest
of the bunch there.Copy !req
98. You know what? How 'bout
I take the day shift?Copy !req
99. Lou, that'd be just super.Copy !req
100. All right, kids,
you heard your mother,Copy !req
101. and now, you listen
to me. Shape up there.Copy !req
102. Oh, boy.Copy !req
103. This is what I was afraid of.Copy !req
104. Where's the food? Is there any left?
I'm really hungry, so is there any left?Copy !req
105. We ate all the food, Hammy.
During the winter?Copy !req
106. So, we gotta go
get some more now.Copy !req
107. Right! I buried some
nuts in the woods,Copy !req
108. and I know where they are.
I'll be right back. Bye!Copy !req
109. Dad, it was just snow.Copy !req
110. But it could have been
a predator.Copy !req
111. Isn't playing dead
a little weak?Copy !req
112. Heather, how many times
must I say it?Copy !req
113. Playing possum is what we do.Copy !req
114. We die so that we live!Copy !req
115. Kids, I'm the boss of you, okay?
So just calm down.Copy !req
116. That's what we need to find you
this year, don't you know?Copy !req
117. A good fella.Copy !req
118. - A good fella? A good fella?
- Uh-oh. Jeepers, here we go.Copy !req
119. Why does everyone think
I need a man?Copy !req
120. I look like a nest
and smell like a swamp.Copy !req
121. So, when you find
a fella who's decent,Copy !req
122. good with kids and has
no sense of smell, call me.Copy !req
123. - Hello?
- I don't care who started it.Copy !req
124. Uh...Copy !req
125. Look, food.Copy !req
126. Well, I think you know
what this means.Copy !req
127. - Verne.
- Just a minute, Hammy.Copy !req
128. This means we were nine berries
away from starvation.Copy !req
129. Sorry. That was a little intense.Copy !req
130. I meant,
really serious hunger pains.Copy !req
131. Verne!Copy !req
132. Not finished, Hammy.
Morning, Lou, Penny.Copy !req
133. - Thanks.
- Hey, kids.Copy !req
134. - So, what I want to tell you all is...
- Verne!Copy !req
135. I'm not done, Hammy.
If you have to go again, just go.Copy !req
136. Okay. So, all I'm saying
is we cut it a little close.Copy !req
137. So, this year we need to make
sure that we fill the log...Copy !req
138. - All the way to the top.
- Exactly. All the way to the top.Copy !req
139. - Because, what are we?
- Foragers!Copy !req
140. - And what do we forage?
- Food!Copy !req
141. - Right.
- Super, Verne, really super.Copy !req
142. - Okay, Hammy.
- Huh?Copy !req
143. - What is it?
- What is what?Copy !req
144. What is it you want
to tell me?Copy !req
145. Mmm? Oh. Uh. Oh!Copy !req
146. What was it, what was it,
what was it, what was it?Copy !req
147. Wait. Right on the tip
of my tongue. Yeah!Copy !req
148. There's a weird thing
over there I've never seen before.Copy !req
149. It's really scary. Follow me.Copy !req
150. Okay. Meeting called
on account of weird, scary thing.Copy !req
151. Let's go.Copy !req
152. Hmm. Foragers.Copy !req
153. Hammy, what weird thing?Copy !req
154. Oh.Copy !req
155. That weird thing.Copy !req
156. It never ends!Copy !req
157. Whoa!Copy !req
158. Hey!Copy !req
159. It never ends that way too!Copy !req
160. Jeepers, Lou.Copy !req
161. Yeah, jeepers
is the word there, hon.Copy !req
162. - I've never seen anything like this.
- Man, that's big.Copy !req
163. - What is this thing?
- Heather, no!Copy !req
164. - I'm scared.
- Me too, Mama.Copy !req
165. It's okay, it's just a...
What is this thing, Lou?Copy !req
166. I... Well, it's a... It's...
Verne?Copy !req
167. Well, it's, it's obviously...Copy !req
168. Some kind of bush?Copy !req
169. I'd be less afraid of it
if I just knew what it was called.Copy !req
170. - Let's call it Steve!
- Steve?Copy !req
171. - It's a pretty name.
- Steve sounds nice.Copy !req
172. Yeah, I'm a lot less
scared of Steve.Copy !req
173. Great and powerful Steve!Copy !req
174. - What do you want?
- I don't think it can speak.Copy !req
175. I heard that, young man!Copy !req
176. - You get over here right now!
- Okay.Copy !req
177. Hammy, get back here.Copy !req
178. - But, Steve is angry!
- It came from the other side of Steve.Copy !req
179. I mean the bush.
I mean... Jeez!Copy !req
180. Look, there's only one way
we're gonna find out what this thing is,Copy !req
181. and what this is all about.
I'm gonna go check it out.Copy !req
182. Aah!Copy !req
183. Ay yai yai.Copy !req
184. Uh... Aah!Copy !req
185. Steve ate Verne!Copy !req
186. All right, Steve,
you brought this on yourself.Copy !req
187. Stella, don't! I'm not eaten,
I just tripped.Copy !req
188. I'm gonna go over there.
Just don't anybody move.Copy !req
189. Kids, come on, hurry up!
You'll be late!Copy !req
190. Gary, come on, breakfast!Copy !req
191. What is this place?Copy !req
192. Hey there, little...Copy !req
193. Fella?Copy !req
194. Oh!Copy !req
195. Hi.Copy !req
196. Aah!Copy !req
197. Oh!Copy !req
198. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
199. Ow.Copy !req
200. Whoa! Ohh!Copy !req
201. Operator. Can I help you?Copy !req
202. No, I can talk. I'm just
driving.Copy !req
203. Aaah!Copy !req
204. - Verne's back.
- Verne's back.Copy !req
205. - Verne!
- Jeepers!Copy !req
206. - Come on, let's get him.
- Help him up.Copy !req
207. - What was over there?
- Freaky pink primates!Copy !req
208. They must have come
while we were hibernating.Copy !req
209. It was awful.Copy !req
210. They had wheels
on their feet,Copy !req
211. and these sticks,
and they wereCopy !req
212. whacking me with these sticks
like it was some sort of sick game.Copy !req
213. You should have died!
You should have laid down and died.Copy !req
214. - Dad.
- That's not the worst part.Copy !req
215. Half the forest is gone.Copy !req
216. The oak trees,
and the berry bushes,Copy !req
217. they're just...
they're just gone.Copy !req
218. Jeepers.Copy !req
219. What'll we do for food?Copy !req
220. How are we gonna live?Copy !req
221. I don't know.
But here's what I do know.Copy !req
222. We will be fine as long as
no one goes over Steve again.Copy !req
223. It's called a hedge, and it is not
to be feared, my amphibious friend.Copy !req
224. It is the gateway
to the good life.Copy !req
225. I'm a reptile, actually.Copy !req
226. But, you know,
it's a common mistake.Copy !req
227. And you are?Copy !req
228. Where are my manners. I'm RJ.Copy !req
229. Please don't think I'm prying,Copy !req
230. but I couldn't
help overhearing,Copy !req
231. and I can shed a little lightCopy !req
232. on what this whole
hedge situation is about.Copy !req
233. You see, what was
once mere wildernessCopy !req
234. is now 54 acres of man-made,
manicured, air-conditioned paradise.Copy !req
235. Except for that little-bitty
speck. You are here.Copy !req
236. No, no, that's a good thing.
You're hibernators, right?Copy !req
237. You gather up a bunch of food,
store it away for the winter?Copy !req
238. - Uh-huh. We fill the log!
- Hammy.Copy !req
239. Really? This log?
This cave-like log?Copy !req
240. - All the way to the top.
- Ozzie.Copy !req
241. Let me ask ya,
how long's it take?Copy !req
242. - You know, to fill the log?
- Two hundred and seventy-four days.Copy !req
243. Oh!Copy !req
244. - Ever done it in a week?
- That's impossible.Copy !req
245. Not if we work together.Copy !req
246. You see, you've got the food
gathering skills, I've got the know-how,Copy !req
247. - and they have the food!
- How much food?Copy !req
248. Loads of food. Heaps of food.
Food out the wazoo!Copy !req
249. Well, you know, whatever
kind of food comes out of a wazoo,Copy !req
250. I really don't think
we're interested in eating.Copy !req
251. I don't know, the guy's making
a lot of sense to me.Copy !req
252. - I think we should listen.
- Yeah, I'm okay with wazoo food there.Copy !req
253. No, you're not.
The tail is tingling.Copy !req
254. - Why didn't you say so?
- Hold on, hold on. The what is what?Copy !req
255. When something doesn't feel right,
my tail tingles. Let me tell you something,Copy !req
256. everything you've said so far
is driving my tail crazy.Copy !req
257. Listen. Verne, right? This isn't
something you need to be afraid of.Copy !req
258. Well, I am.
And for good reason.Copy !req
259. This is not a birthmark.Copy !req
260. That's because you went over
there without a guide, Verne.Copy !req
261. Whatever. Thanks for stopping by.
We're not interested.Copy !req
262. Not interested in the most delicious
food you've ever tasted?Copy !req
263. - No!
- Come on.Copy !req
264. Not interested!Copy !req
265. Okay. I get it.Copy !req
266. I understand.Copy !req
267. This is something
that you're just not open to.Copy !req
268. Wow!Copy !req
269. Whoa!Copy !req
270. - My!
- Jeepers.Copy !req
271. What is that?Copy !req
272. That, my friend, is a magical
combination of corn flour,Copy !req
273. dehydrated cheese solids,
BHA, BHT and good old MSG,Copy !req
274. a.k.a. The chip.
Nacho cheese flavor.Copy !req
275. Over here! Toss me one of those!
More, please! More.Copy !req
276. Yeah, Verne, those were good!Copy !req
277. It's all good. And we're going
over there. Tonight!Copy !req
278. Yeah!Copy !req
279. Welcome to Suburbia.Copy !req
280. Look at that!Copy !req
281. Hey, Mom, look at us!
Look at us!Copy !req
282. My! Hon, look at this.Copy !req
283. Jeepers.Copy !req
284. How's that tail, Verne?Copy !req
285. Listen, if anybody
in this family gets hurt,Copy !req
286. I'm holding you
personally responsible.Copy !req
287. They're having
a good time.Copy !req
288. I'll take
responsibility for that.Copy !req
289. - This is neat.
- Look at that.Copy !req
290. Hey, Spike, look at that.Copy !req
291. Hey, Verno,
I took a few clippingsCopy !req
292. out of my quills
to do a little comparison.Copy !req
293. Look at this, the grass seems
to be greener over here.Copy !req
294. Verne, are you certain
you came to the same place?Copy !req
295. Yeah, 'cause
the raccoon says...Copy !req
296. Okay, enough about him.
I get it.Copy !req
297. So, he can do
a couple of tricks.Copy !req
298. I mean, it's not like
he can walk on water.Copy !req
299. Hey, everybody!
This way to the food!Copy !req
300. - That thing's huge!
- What is that?Copy !req
301. That is an SUV.
Humans ride around in itCopy !req
302. because they are slowly
losing their ability to walk.Copy !req
303. - Jeepers, it's so big!
- How many humans fit in there?Copy !req
304. Usually? One.Copy !req
305. Hi, this is Gladys Sharp.
Your president?Copy !req
306. Of the homeowner's
association? Right.Copy !req
307. - Jeepers.
- What is that?Copy !req
308. Easy, easy, don't worry.
That's just a human being.Copy !req
309. And they are just as scared
of us as we are of them.Copy !req
310. Now, if a human does happen
to see you, just lay down,Copy !req
311. roll over and give your privates
a good licking. They love it.Copy !req
312. The homeowner's charter,
which you signed,Copy !req
313. says the grass is supposed
to be two inches,Copy !req
314. and according to my measuring
stick, yours is 2.5.Copy !req
315. Could we just
get the food and go?Copy !req
316. Really,
do they have it, or not?Copy !req
317. Didn't you see it?Copy !req
318. It was in the box.
They've always got food with them.Copy !req
319. We eat to live,
these guys live to eat.Copy !req
320. Let me show you
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
321. The human mouth
is called a "pie hole."Copy !req
322. The human being
is called a "couch potato."Copy !req
323. That is a device
to summon food.Copy !req
324. That is one of the many voices of food.Copy !req
325. That is the portal
for the passing of the food.Copy !req
326. That is one of the many
food transportation vehicles.Copy !req
327. Humans bring the food,
take the food,Copy !req
328. ship the food,
they drive the food,Copy !req
329. they wear the food!Copy !req
330. That gets the food hot.
That keeps the food cold.Copy !req
331. That... I'm not sure
what that is.Copy !req
332. Aah!Copy !req
333. Aah!Copy !req
334. What do you know? Food!Copy !req
335. That is the altar
where they worship food.Copy !req
336. That's what they eat when
they've eaten too much food.Copy !req
337. That gets rid of the guilt
so they can eat more food.Copy !req
338. Food! Food! Food! Food!Copy !req
339. Food!Copy !req
340. So, you think
they have enough?Copy !req
341. Well, they don't. For humans,
enough is never enough!Copy !req
342. And what do they do
with the stuff they don't eat?Copy !req
343. They put it in gleaming,
silver cans,Copy !req
344. just for us.Copy !req
345. Sweet jeepers.Copy !req
346. Dig in!Copy !req
347. - Good, isn't it?
- Okay.Copy !req
348. - Share there, everyone, share.
- Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
349. That's a diaper.
And that does come out of a wazoo.Copy !req
350. So, what do you think?
Was I right or was I right?Copy !req
351. And these things
are just the scraps!Copy !req
352. Wait'll you see
what comes in the boxes,Copy !req
353. and packages and cans!Copy !req
354. I'm telling you, folks, stick
with me, and in one weekCopy !req
355. we will gather
enough food to...Copy !req
356. - To feed a bear.
- What?Copy !req
357. Just a figure of speech.Copy !req
358. Halt! Intruders! Intruders!
Get out, all of you.Copy !req
359. What is it, baby?Copy !req
360. - What are you doing?
- You said we should lick our...Copy !req
361. No! Nix that! Run!Copy !req
362. - Run! Run!
- Get outta here!Copy !req
363. Run!Copy !req
364. - Shoo!
- To the hedge!Copy !req
365. Get out of here!
I just mopped this patio!Copy !req
366. Filthy vermin!Copy !req
367. Verne's right,
that was horrible.Copy !req
368. - You kids okay? Hon, you all right there?
- Stay close.Copy !req
369. We'll find
other food, right?Copy !req
370. See what I mean?
That's what I was talking about.Copy !req
371. These humans don't
want us around.Copy !req
372. So, we scared her,
and she overreacted. No biggie.Copy !req
373. No biggie? That is what
we call a biggie.Copy !req
374. Come on,
think about the food.Copy !req
375. It was worth it
for that food, huh?Copy !req
376. That stuff is to die for!Copy !req
377. Let me rephrase that.Copy !req
378. No, to die for.
You nailed that part.Copy !req
379. Look, maybe our little forest life
looks primitive to a guy with a bag.Copy !req
380. - What?
- But I think I speakCopy !req
381. for the whole family
when I say we want nothingCopy !req
382. to do with anything
that's over that hedge.Copy !req
383. - Come on!
- I'm done.Copy !req
384. You haven't even tried doughnuts yet!
You wanna store fat?Copy !req
385. That is the way
to store some fat.Copy !req
386. You'll be sweatin'
through the winter!Copy !req
387. We'll eat
the bark, right?Copy !req
388. Okay, all right, you guys
sleep on it!Copy !req
389. Good idea. I'm gonna
check back with you.Copy !req
390. Shoot!Copy !req
391. Almost had 'em.Copy !req
392. - Good night, Heather.
- Good night, Verne.Copy !req
393. - Good night, Ozzie.
- Good night, Verne.Copy !req
394. - Good night, Lou.
- Yeah, good night there, Verne.Copy !req
395. - Night, Penny.
- Good night, Verne.Copy !req
396. - Good night, Hammy.
- Good night, Verne.Copy !req
397. - Good night, Bucky.
- Good night.Copy !req
398. - Good night, Spike.
- Good night, Uncle Verne.Copy !req
399. - Good night, Quillo.
- Good night, Uncle Verne.Copy !req
400. Remember, when we wake up,
only 273 days left till winter.Copy !req
401. - That's enough, Verne.
- Good night, 273.Copy !req
402. Spuddies...Copy !req
403. Cooler... Wagon...
Redder wagon.Copy !req
404. Time's up, RJ.Copy !req
405. But I have
six more days! No!Copy !req
406. No!Copy !req
407. Okay. Four paws, fur.Copy !req
408. Still alive, still alive.Copy !req
409. What are you saying?
You want me to take 'em to his house?Copy !req
410. - No.
- Then what are you saying?Copy !req
411. Jimmy was pushing me
on the bus.Copy !req
412. - He likes you.
- No way, he's a creep.Copy !req
413. Next time he shoves you,
beat him up.Copy !req
414. Yes!Copy !req
415. Okay, kids, dive in.
There it is. Bark for breakfast!Copy !req
416. - I want a doughnut!
- I want pizza.Copy !req
417. No, you don't.Copy !req
418. Okay. This is great.Copy !req
419. Granted, it takes
some time to chew.Copy !req
420. But that...Copy !req
421. That was very satisfying.Copy !req
422. And, by the way,
lots of fiber in there too.Copy !req
423. Mmm!Copy !req
424. - Lots.
- I gotta admit, that does look tasty.Copy !req
425. What are you doing here?Copy !req
426. I'm here to help you
with your foraging thing.Copy !req
427. Look, Verne,Copy !req
428. you said a word yesterday
about your little gang here.Copy !req
429. It starts with an F,
do you remember what it was?Copy !req
430. - Family?
- Right, right, that.Copy !req
431. You know,
that got me right here.Copy !req
432. You see, Verne,
I used to have all of that.Copy !req
433. My own place,
surrounded by loved ones,Copy !req
434. universal remote.Copy !req
435. But then all that
went away with...Copy !req
436. The weed hacker incident.Copy !req
437. Oh, God.Copy !req
438. Come here.Copy !req
439. Yeah, that feels good,
doesn't it?Copy !req
440. - Oh, brother.
- Jeepers, Verne.Copy !req
441. We could always use
the extra hand there, you know.Copy !req
442. The weed hacker, Verne.
The weed hacker.Copy !req
443. Okay.Copy !req
444. Not your problem.
I'll just go.Copy !req
445. This is me...Copy !req
446. Going.Copy !req
447. - Been nice.
- Don't hit.Copy !req
448. Really nice getting
to know you.Copy !req
449. Hey, I'm sure I'll see you
around the forest.Copy !req
450. - Take care.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
451. Hey, RJ?Copy !req
452. You can...
you can stay.Copy !req
453. - Come here, ya big lug!
- No.Copy !req
454. I knew beneath this hard,
crispy outsideCopy !req
455. there was a soft,
nougat-y center in there.Copy !req
456. Do you mind
if I call you Uncle Verne?Copy !req
457. With every
bone in my body.Copy !req
458. Great. Hey, can I
work with Hammy?Copy !req
459. You wanna help me
find my nuts?Copy !req
460. Very tempting, Hammy,
very tempting.Copy !req
461. But first, I want to
show you this.Copy !req
462. You like this cookie?Copy !req
463. Ohh, ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
464. - Well, this cookie's junk!
- I like a cookie.Copy !req
465. Easy, easy. Don't worry.Copy !req
466. I know where we can get
some cookies so valuableCopy !req
467. that they are hand delivered
by uniformed officers.Copy !req
468. - And the Doyles' is the yellow house.
- They only ordered one box.Copy !req
469. And there they are.
America's most coveted cookies.Copy !req
470. Love Handles, Skinny Mints,
Neener Neeners, and Smackeroons.Copy !req
471. And guess what?
They're all yours!Copy !req
472. Hoo-hoo! Aah!Copy !req
473. Whoa, Hamilton.
Hold on there, fella.Copy !req
474. I love your energy,
but you just can't take 'em.Copy !req
475. - But, you said they're mine.
- They will be,Copy !req
476. if we successfully marry
your manic energy to my brilliant plan.Copy !req
477. - You with me, kid?
- I... I... I...Copy !req
478. The I's have it!
Let's ride.Copy !req
479. I thought Mrs. Johansson was
allergic to chocolate.Copy !req
480. - Really?
- Yeah, if she eats it,Copy !req
481. - her face like, explodes or something.
- That is, like, so unfair.Copy !req
482. - Wait, wait. How many boxes of...
- Hey!Copy !req
483. You stay away from those
cookies. They're mine!Copy !req
484. - Ahem!
- Aah!Copy !req
485. Hey, this guy's not coming, is
he? I don't want him to.Copy !req
486. We have so much
work to do.Copy !req
487. Come on, step into my office.
Now, listen up.Copy !req
488. What we're going for here is a vicious,
man-eating, rabid squirrel.Copy !req
489. - Can you handle that?
- Um. Excuse me?Copy !req
490. Yes... Hammy.Copy !req
491. Okay. Rabbits aren't vicious.
They're all cute and cuddly, so...Copy !req
492. Rabid, not rabbit.Copy !req
493. Oh...Copy !req
494. What?Copy !req
495. Okay. So, first we're gonna
muss the hair.Copy !req
496. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
497. That's looking good.
All right, now we're gonna...Copy !req
498. We're gonna
mat the fur a little bit.Copy !req
499. A little puff on the tail...
Stop it! Puffier.Copy !req
500. Liking that a lot.Copy !req
501. Show me that wild look
in your eye, boy. Come on!Copy !req
502. Oh! Oh!
I can burp my ABCs!Copy !req
503. Hammy!Copy !req
504. I just really need you
to focus right now, okay?Copy !req
505. - Okay.
- Thank you.Copy !req
506. Let's see. There we...
Hang on a minute.Copy !req
507. Not that, not that. No, no.Copy !req
508. Aha! Nice!Copy !req
509. Hammy?Copy !req
510. Done! Now, come on.
I'll be right behind you.Copy !req
511. Go on, get out there.
Shoo, shoo!Copy !req
512. I am a crazy rabid squirrel!
I want my cookies!Copy !req
513. I'm rabid!Copy !req
514. I'm foaming at the mouth.Copy !req
515. I'm foaming,
very scary rabid squirrel.Copy !req
516. - Rabies!
- Rabies!Copy !req
517. - Hey, it's working!
- Behind you!Copy !req
518. I know.
You're right behind me...Copy !req
519. Got it! Stand back!Copy !req
520. - No, no, no, no! No!
- Take that!Copy !req
521. Walk it off!
Walk that one off!Copy !req
522. What's going on?
Is that Hammy?Copy !req
523. Everything's under control.
Just go back to the hedge.Copy !req
524. You call that under control?Copy !req
525. - He's under attack!
- He's working!Copy !req
526. - I'm coming, Hammy!
- Verne! No!Copy !req
527. What are you doing? Watch out!Copy !req
528. - Hold still! I got it! Stay still.
- Help me! Get off of me!Copy !req
529. - Yuck!
- Gross!Copy !req
530. - Nasty!
- Oh, my God, this is so gross!Copy !req
531. Verne!Copy !req
532. That was great!
You, my friend, are a natural.Copy !req
533. Or, should I say, au naturel.Copy !req
534. Huh?Copy !req
535. Oh.Copy !req
536. Hammy, you were awesome,
my man!Copy !req
537. You had me scared. I was about to come
out and beat you with a book myself.Copy !req
538. You're all right,
aren't ya?Copy !req
539. Of course, you are.
You are Hammy!Copy !req
540. Those bruises
are gonna heal.Copy !req
541. You know what?
Chicks dig scars.Copy !req
542. - There! It was over there!
- It was right over there!Copy !req
543. That's where the
squirrel attacked us!Copy !req
544. He has like, rabies
or something.Copy !req
545. There was this gross,
naked, amphibian thing.Copy !req
546. - Reptile.
- It's okay, girls.Copy !req
547. Go inside, have a cookie,
turn on the TV and calm down.Copy !req
548. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
549. I'm sorry, Janis, did I just hear
them say "rabid squirrel"?Copy !req
550. I think they might
just be overreacting.Copy !req
551. But, what if they're not?Copy !req
552. What if we have
a potential pandemic on our hands?Copy !req
553. Vermin running loose,
spreading disease,Copy !req
554. and lowering
our property values?Copy !req
555. Yeah. I have a casserole
in the oven. Gotta run.Copy !req
556. Fine. You worry
about your casserole,Copy !req
557. and I'll worry about the end of
suburban peace and tranquility!Copy !req
558. That's right. Don't push.
Plenty for everybody.Copy !req
559. Got a box right over here
for ya, Penny.Copy !req
560. Jeepers, that is good.
Kids, eat up!Copy !req
561. Anything that tastes this good
has to be good for you.Copy !req
562. You feel that buzz
in the back of your skull?Copy !req
563. - Yeah.
- That's called a sugar rush.Copy !req
564. It's what keeps humans going,
it's why they don't hibernate.Copy !req
565. You top that off
with a little of this,Copy !req
566. and what usually takes you
all summer will only take us a week.Copy !req
567. I like it! I like it!Copy !req
568. Hold on, Hamsquad. The last
thing you need is caffeine.Copy !req
569. That's right.
Come on, dig in.Copy !req
570. Because this, my friends,
is just the beginning.Copy !req
571. What?Copy !req
572. Follow me
into the great unknownCopy !req
573. Where pink flamingos growCopy !req
574. Diet soda flowsCopy !req
575. And what you take
magically regeneratesCopy !req
576. On supermarket shelvesCopy !req
577. The ovens clean themselvesCopy !req
578. You don't pay the tab
'til the last dropCopy !req
579. - Up, down! Up, down!
- He's getting away!Copy !req
580. Yeah! Come on!Copy !req
581. 'Cause this train never
stopsCopy !req
582. Ohh!Copy !req
583. We make a good team
me and you, we doCopy !req
584. You can scratch my backCopy !req
585. And I'll scratch my back
tooCopy !req
586. Read it and weep.Copy !req
587. People, more is moreCopy !req
588. Ah, we all want moreCopy !req
589. You don't pay the tab
'till the last dropCopy !req
590. So we all ride for nothingCopy !req
591. 'Cause this train never
stopsCopy !req
592. Hello? I need every business
listing you have under "exterminator."Copy !req
593. You don't stop
You don't stopCopy !req
594. Ozzie!Copy !req
595. - Mom! You hit a possum.
- My goodness.Copy !req
596. Do you think it's dead?Copy !req
597. Oh, no!Copy !req
598. - Wow!
- Touch it.Copy !req
599. - Can I poke him?
- No!Copy !req
600. These poor little creatures.Copy !req
601. - What's going on?
- Come check it out.Copy !req
602. Debbie? I don't remember
seeing a permit out for a gathering.Copy !req
603. Groups of more than one
who wish to get...Copy !req
604. Timmy, get the shovel
from the car.Copy !req
605. Lights fading,
limbs growing cold.Copy !req
606. - I see a tunnel.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
607. Mother, is that you
beckoning me into the light?Copy !req
608. Must move toward the light.Copy !req
609. What do you think he's doing?Copy !req
610. Maybe we knocked his brains
loose, or something.Copy !req
611. I'm telling you,
you went too far this time.Copy !req
612. Let's get out of here,
and leave this...Copy !req
613. This...Copy !req
614. - Nice catch, Verne.
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
615. - You're dangerous. You're insane!
- Sweet music, I'm going home!Copy !req
616. Goodbye, cruel world!Copy !req
617. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
618. Rosebud.Copy !req
619. - Now can I poke him?
- No!Copy !req
620. You see? This is exactly why
I called the exterminator.Copy !req
621. To kill them before
they get hurt like this.Copy !req
622. Everybody,
get out of here right now!Copy !req
623. Right! Kids, grab those handles.
Get the stuff.Copy !req
624. - What?
- Here we go. I threw out my back.Copy !req
625. - Let's go.
- Get down.Copy !req
626. Oh, no.Copy !req
627. I believe someone phoned
about an animal problem?Copy !req
628. The solution is
standing before you.Copy !req
629. Dwayne LaFontant is here.Copy !req
630. Where have you been?Copy !req
631. I'm throwing a "Welcome to
the Neighborhood" party tomorrow,Copy !req
632. and so far Debbie's car has
killed more animals than you have.Copy !req
633. Stand down, sister.Copy !req
634. I personally guaranteeCopy !req
635. that there will not be
a living thing at this party.Copy !req
636. The Verminator is on the job.Copy !req
637. Leave it. Leave it!Copy !req
638. What do we have here?Copy !req
639. Didelphis marsupialis
virginianus.Copy !req
640. Approximately 10 pounds.Copy !req
641. Male.Copy !req
642. - I think he's dead.
- Really?Copy !req
643. Do you, in fact, have
an associates degree from Vermtech?Copy !req
644. I think he wants you
to think he's dead.Copy !req
645. - Go! Go!
- Move, move!Copy !req
646. - That's it! Run! Go!
- ... voluntary shock state.Copy !req
647. Look at him closely.
You can see him breathing.Copy !req
648. I certainly hope
he's not in any pain.Copy !req
649. - What the...
- Kill it! Kill it!Copy !req
650. Thank you all for coming!
You were a great audience!Copy !req
651. Man!Copy !req
652. All right, what am I
up against here?Copy !req
653. Possum, porcupine,
skunk, squirrel, raccoon...Copy !req
654. Amphibian.Copy !req
655. - Reptile.
- No.Copy !req
656. Reptile.Copy !req
657. That's what I call
a super-duper performance there.Copy !req
658. - I wanna do it again!
- Beyond super.Copy !req
659. They were riveted, man.
You were awesome!Copy !req
660. All right!Copy !req
661. Dad. I just gotta say, that was...
That was pretty good.Copy !req
662. Props for the Ozman!Copy !req
663. - Ozman!
- Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
664. But let's not forget
our brilliant leadership,Copy !req
665. RJ.Copy !req
666. - RJ!
- RJ!Copy !req
667. Brilliant!Copy !req
668. Hey, RJ, come this way.
We wanna show you something.Copy !req
669. - Yeah, sure.
- Sweet.Copy !req
670. - What a team!
- That raccoon knows what he's doing.Copy !req
671. You're my
hero there, fella.Copy !req
672. - Over here, this way.
- RJ, come on!Copy !req
673. Yeah, we wanna show you
something. Come on, hurry!Copy !req
674. Check it out.Copy !req
675. Your new home!Copy !req
676. And look, we got
a place for you right here!Copy !req
677. That's for me?Copy !req
678. Yeah, is this anything
like what you had, RJ?Copy !req
679. This isn't anything
like what I had, Lou.Copy !req
680. - Here, I'm not supposed to drink this.
- Thanks.Copy !req
681. - Is that my bag?
- Yeah, we brought it in hereCopy !req
682. so you wouldn't have
to sleep up in that tree.Copy !req
683. Really? Wow.Copy !req
684. Hey, RJ, check this out!
We totally hooked up the TV.Copy !req
685. - I hot-wired the HD converter.
- We get like, 1,000 channels!Copy !req
686. Here, can you take the remote
before my dad does?Copy !req
687. Wow. A universal remote?Copy !req
688. This is nice, guys.
Really nice.Copy !req
689. We now
return to A Scoundrel Among Us.Copy !req
690. You should be
ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
691. We let you into our family,
and you've deceived us.Copy !req
692. I gave you my heart,
and you ripped it into a million pieces.Copy !req
693. Get real, Kevin.
'Cause when you feel like a dirtbag,Copy !req
694. it's because
you're a dirtbag. Right?Copy !req
695. So, just own it, just say it
out loud. "I am a dirtbag."Copy !req
696. Dirtbag. I don't think that
guy's a real doctor.Copy !req
697. What do you
think there, RJ? RJ?Copy !req
698. Whoa. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, RJ.Copy !req
699. What are you doing, man?
You are getting in way too deep.Copy !req
700. Just get the food.Copy !req
701. Feed the bear. Get the food.Copy !req
702. Feed the bear.Copy !req
703. Where's the food?
Where's the food? Where's the food?Copy !req
704. Verne. What are you doing?Copy !req
705. I'm getting things back
to the way they were.Copy !req
706. - No, don't. How about I just leave?
- Good.Copy !req
707. You leave, and I return this
stuff to the rightful owners.Copy !req
708. What? Why?Copy !req
709. Because we've
angered the humans.Copy !req
710. And we don't wanna end up
like that rabbit.Copy !req
711. Hence, I'm giving this back
so they won't kill us.Copy !req
712. Verne, you don't understand!
We need this stuff!Copy !req
713. No, we don't!Copy !req
714. You can't take it!Copy !req
715. Yes, I can!Copy !req
716. - Let go!
- You let go!Copy !req
717. - I have to have it.
- No!Copy !req
718. Stop!Copy !req
719. Verne. Move slow, keep your
voice low and follow me.Copy !req
720. - What?
- Shh!Copy !req
721. No.Copy !req
722. Shh!Copy !req
723. No. I'm not falling
for any more of your smooth talk!Copy !req
724. I don't know
what you're up to,Copy !req
725. but my entire
shell is tingling.Copy !req
726. And you know what?
I'm listening to it this time,Copy !req
727. - and I'm putting my foot down.
- No, no.Copy !req
728. Play?Copy !req
729. Huh? Oh! Huh?Copy !req
730. Play!Copy !req
731. Play! Play! Play!Copy !req
732. Play! Play! Play!
Play! Play!Copy !req
733. Aaah! Oof!Copy !req
734. Play!Copy !req
735. Let's play!Copy !req
736. Play!Copy !req
737. Jeez...Copy !req
738. Aah!Copy !req
739. Play! Play! Play!
Play! Play! Play!Copy !req
740. - Down, boy. Sit. Roll over!
- Play!Copy !req
741. - Play dead!
- Play!Copy !req
742. Attaboy, Verne. Save the food.
I'll lose the dog.Copy !req
743. - Play.
- Huh?Copy !req
744. Play, play, play, play.Copy !req
745. Play, play, play, play.Copy !req
746. No! No, no, no, no.Copy !req
747. You're dropping
all the food, man!Copy !req
748. - Here, catch.
- Play!Copy !req
749. Are you hungry? Look, food.Copy !req
750. - My back!
- Whoa!Copy !req
751. Look, people! Play with them!Copy !req
752. - Look out!
- Stop! What's he doing?Copy !req
753. - What was that?
- Play, play, play, play.Copy !req
754. I'm all right, I'm fine.
It's okay. It's...Copy !req
755. Verne, unhook the chain.Copy !req
756. Play!Copy !req
757. Whoa!Copy !req
758. No.Copy !req
759. Yes.Copy !req
760. Bad.Copy !req
761. - Oh, boy.
- Wow!Copy !req
762. Verne, I told you to
unhook the chain.Copy !req
763. Garbage cans are not to be
on the curb before eight...Copy !req
764. Oh!Copy !req
765. Aah!Copy !req
766. You're the devil.Copy !req
767. Ow! Oh! Ow!Copy !req
768. No! No!Copy !req
769. Verne, you all right there?Copy !req
770. - Gimme a hand, Oz.
- Sure, sure.Copy !req
771. - What the heck happened?
- What happened?Copy !req
772. It's gone.
The food! Gone!Copy !req
773. - What?
- Gone?Copy !req
774. - How's it gone?
- Ask him!Copy !req
775. - Verne?
- I returned itCopy !req
776. - to its rightful owner.
- What?Copy !req
777. We, like, worked
our tails off, you know?Copy !req
778. Like, a lot. And the food
we gathered was totally...Copy !req
779. You know. And you're...
You're all, whatever.Copy !req
780. Yeah, Verne, what were you
thinking? The log was full!Copy !req
781. - Full of junk.
- So, what are you saying there?Copy !req
782. That the food
we gather our wayCopy !req
783. isn't as good as the food
we gather your way?Copy !req
784. Your way?
You mean his way.Copy !req
785. Can't you see RJ is
just using you?Copy !req
786. Verne! Shame on you.
RJ wouldn't do that.Copy !req
787. You have got to trust me on
this. Don't you understandCopy !req
788. there's something
wrong with this guy?Copy !req
789. My tail tingles
every time I get near him.Copy !req
790. So we're supposed to go hungry
because your butt's vibrating?Copy !req
791. I'm starting to think that little tingle
of yours is just you being jealous.Copy !req
792. - Jealous? Of him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
793. He's embracing
the future there,Copy !req
794. and you're just
holding us back.Copy !req
795. I hold you back, all right.
From extinction.Copy !req
796. See what you've
done here?Copy !req
797. If they listened to
half the stuff you're telling them,Copy !req
798. they'll be dead
within a week.Copy !req
799. You are only interested
in taking advantage of themCopy !req
800. because they're too stupid
and naive to know any better.Copy !req
801. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
802. Okay, I didn't mean...Copy !req
803. I meant ignorant.Copy !req
804. To the ways over...
over there.Copy !req
805. Come on, you guys.
You know I didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
806. Don't... don't do this.Copy !req
807. Stella? Ozzie?Copy !req
808. Hammy? You know I didn't...Copy !req
809. - Hammy...
- I'm not stupid.Copy !req
810. Please.Copy !req
811. I mustCopy !req
812. Give the impressionCopy !req
813. That I have the answersCopy !req
814. For everythingCopy !req
815. You wereCopy !req
816. So disappointedCopy !req
817. To see me unravelCopy !req
818. So easilyCopy !req
819. It's only changeCopy !req
820. It's only everyCopy !req
821. Thing I knowCopy !req
822. It's only changeCopy !req
823. And I'm only changingCopy !req
824. - Good night, Uncle RJ.
- Good night, kiddo.Copy !req
825. La da, la daCopy !req
826. La da da da da da
La da...Copy !req
827. Moon's full, RJ.
See ya in the morning.Copy !req
828. La da, la daCopy !req
829. La da da da da daCopy !req
830. La daCopy !req
831. La da da da-da-da daCopy !req
832. You wantCopy !req
833. Something that's constantCopy !req
834. And I only wanted
to be meCopy !req
835. But watchCopy !req
836. Even the stars above
Things that seem still...Copy !req
837. This'll cut you down to size!Copy !req
838. La da, la daCopy !req
839. I got ya!Copy !req
840. - Is it done?
- Affirmative.Copy !req
841. Did you put this one in?
This Depelter Turbo?Copy !req
842. That's a contraband item,
ma'am,Copy !req
843. as it is illegal in every state,
except Texas.Copy !req
844. I don't care if it's against
the Geneva Conventions.Copy !req
845. I want it!Copy !req
846. I thought you might.Copy !req
847. So I took the liberty
of installing it for you.Copy !req
848. Adios, animal infestation.Copy !req
849. Aah!Copy !req
850. Oh, my.Copy !req
851. La da, la daCopy !req
852. La da da da da daCopy !req
853. La da, la da da da da daCopy !req
854. What have I done?Copy !req
855. - Shouldn't have taken all that food.
- What?Copy !req
856. I shouldn't have
taken all that food.Copy !req
857. I was just trying to return things
to the way they were, that's all.Copy !req
858. I was just being cautious.
'Cause that's what I am.Copy !req
859. I'm naturally tentative.Copy !req
860. There's even places
in my shell I haven't been.Copy !req
861. You, on the other hand,
you're like... cool.Copy !req
862. And crazy and fearless.Copy !req
863. I think they're right.
I think I'm just jealous.Copy !req
864. Verne, believe me,Copy !req
865. you should not be
jealous of me.Copy !req
866. You got a good thing here.Copy !req
867. You're trying to do
what's best for your family.Copy !req
868. And I think you're
what's best for them now.Copy !req
869. What about your tail?Copy !req
870. My head says
listen to my tail,Copy !req
871. my tail says listen
to my head, and I just...Copy !req
872. end up with an upset stomach.Copy !req
873. That's why you need
to be in charge now.Copy !req
874. - You don't know what's going on here.
- And you do.Copy !req
875. - So, what's the problem?
- This, Verne, is the problem.Copy !req
876. - You see this?
- I'm listening.Copy !req
877. Just...Copy !req
878. Uh-huh?Copy !req
879. Just hang on a second.
All right?Copy !req
880. I...Copy !req
881. - You the lady throwing the party?
- Yes. Just to the right.Copy !req
882. There are protective booties
for you to put on over your shoes.Copy !req
883. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
884. - What is this?
- What?Copy !req
885. - Oh. That...
- Mmm-hmm?Copy !req
886. is aCopy !req
887. list of all the stuff
that you lost, Verne.Copy !req
888. - Really?
- It's a big, long list. You can see that.Copy !req
889. You're an organized little guy,
aren't you? Nice job.Copy !req
890. But, you know what?
I know a place so chock-full of food,Copy !req
891. we could get it
all back in one night.Copy !req
892. Great. Let's go.
Where is it?Copy !req
893. - Inside that house.
- What?Copy !req
894. Aah!Copy !req
895. - What is the point of this thing?
- Just send it down.Copy !req
896. What Verne is
trying to say is...Copy !req
897. I mean, it's hard to really sum
it all up in just one word.Copy !req
898. - But...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
899. Come here.Copy !req
900. - Come here, Verne.
- That's right.Copy !req
901. Watch the quills.Copy !req
902. Okay! Listen, stay in the
huddle. Here's the plan.Copy !req
903. Now, the traps are set
here, here, here,Copy !req
904. here, here, here,
here, here, here,Copy !req
905. here, here, here and here.Copy !req
906. Here, here, here, here.Copy !req
907. Big one here, here,Copy !req
908. - and maybe a few over here.
- Gee, is that all?Copy !req
909. No. There's a bunch
of red lights all over here.Copy !req
910. Okay, Verne?
Looking a little green.Copy !req
911. I blacked out for a second
there, but I get the idea.Copy !req
912. There's lights, traps...
I might need to change my shell.Copy !req
913. Okay, this is us.Copy !req
914. - Can I be the car?
- I wanna be the car!Copy !req
915. - I'm the car. You be the shoe.
- The shoe is lame.Copy !req
916. Why don't you be
that snazzy-looking iron there?Copy !req
917. Hey, it's not important!Copy !req
918. Besides, I'm the car.
I'm always the car.Copy !req
919. The plan works
in three simple steps.Copy !req
920. Step one, kill the lights.Copy !req
921. Step two, get inside. Step three,
get out with mountain of food.Copy !req
922. But this place is
like a fortress.Copy !req
923. Walls, so high.
Doors, impenetrable.Copy !req
924. - How will we get in?
- The collar is the key.Copy !req
925. Literally, the collar.Copy !req
926. It's like a key that opens
the door and if...Copy !req
927. And what?Copy !req
928. You think he's just
gonna hand over his collar to you?Copy !req
929. Not to me, my femme fatale.
To you.Copy !req
930. - Her?
- Me?Copy !req
931. You, Stella,
will get that catCopy !req
932. to give you
his collar by using...Copy !req
933. - My stink.
- Your feminine charms.Copy !req
934. Was that out loud?Copy !req
935. Look, raccoon, maybe that mask
you're wearing is obstructing your view,Copy !req
936. but if you haven't noticed,
I'm a skunk.Copy !req
937. On the outside, maybe.Copy !req
938. But I'm looking inside,
Stella, and I see a fox.Copy !req
939. And all we gotta do
is get her out.Copy !req
940. - Scissors.
- Scissors? Whoa, hey!Copy !req
941. - Here we go.
- Hey, hey, watch the...Copy !req
942. - Charcoal.
- Charcoal?Copy !req
943. - Air freshener.
- Tomato juice.Copy !req
944. - Cork.
- Cork? Don't you dare.Copy !req
945. - Get 'em!
- Score! Yeah!Copy !req
946. - One more thing.
- Ow!Copy !req
947. Whoa. Stop. That's it.Copy !req
948. Ladies and gentlemen,
our work here is done.Copy !req
949. Oh, my.Copy !req
950. - Big jeepers.
- She's all like, wow.Copy !req
951. What?Copy !req
952. Oh.Copy !req
953. Meow.Copy !req
954. - Whoa!
- Amazing!Copy !req
955. Gosh, she looks...Copy !req
956. Wow.Copy !req
957. All right, gang, this is it.
We're going in.Copy !req
958. Not again. Dang it!
Those things are so lifelike.Copy !req
959. Curse you, plastic moldsman.Copy !req
960. Okay, Hammy.Copy !req
961. Whoa!Copy !req
962. Hammy!Copy !req
963. Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go.Copy !req
964. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
965. Hammy, I told you
that cookie's junk!Copy !req
966. But I like a cookie.Copy !req
967. What's going on?
Is everything okay?Copy !req
968. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
969. Here we go!Copy !req
970. Come on, Hammy, come on.Copy !req
971. Follow the pretty light.
There it is, that's it.Copy !req
972. That's it, that's it.Copy !req
973. There it is. Go get it.Copy !req
974. That's it, that's it.Copy !req
975. Go get it, you little nut!Copy !req
976. Bingo! Okay, step two.Copy !req
977. I thought we'd be dead by step
two, so this is going great!Copy !req
978. Okay, gorgeous, you're on.Copy !req
979. Man, this better be
one stupid cat.Copy !req
980. Audio, go!Copy !req
981. She's supposed
to be a cat.Copy !req
982. Put it on cat. Maybe the cat likes a cow.
Let's hope the cat likes a cow.Copy !req
983. Who goes there?Copy !req
984. You're a cat!
You're a cat!Copy !req
985. You're a cat!Copy !req
986. I mean, I'm a cat.Copy !req
987. - Uh, meow.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
988. Shoo. Go on,
get away from here.Copy !req
989. My owner does not give
scraps to common strays.Copy !req
990. Common strays?
All right, you asked for it.Copy !req
991. - Get the collar!
- Gee, that's a nice collar you got on.Copy !req
992. - Mind if I have a look?
- No, no, no! Come no closer!Copy !req
993. I must not be so near
a creature of the outdoor woods.Copy !req
994. - Away with your filth!
- My filth?Copy !req
995. - My filth?
- Jeepers, here we go.Copy !req
996. Okay, that's it. I am sick and tired of
everybody taking one look at meCopy !req
997. and running away
'cause they think I'm filthy.Copy !req
998. Well, I got news for you.Copy !req
999. I didn't get all primped and preened to
have some over-fed, pompous puffballCopy !req
1000. tell me he's too good for me.
I got makeup on my butt, dude!Copy !req
1001. And you don't even
wanna know about the cork!Copy !req
1002. Stop! No one has ever
spoken to me like that!Copy !req
1003. It is bold. I like it.Copy !req
1004. Well, believe me, there's more
where that came from...Copy !req
1005. - Puffball.
- All right, team, let's boogie.Copy !req
1006. You are strong.
Your essence is overpowering.Copy !req
1007. - What? What do you mean by that?
- It is your eyes.Copy !req
1008. - My eyes.
- They are luminous.Copy !req
1009. Luminous? Dang.Copy !req
1010. You know, I think this is the part
where I blacked out.Copy !req
1011. Did the little shoes and cars
actually get into the house?Copy !req
1012. - So, you got a name?
- Yes.Copy !req
1013. It is a Persian name,
for I am Persian.Copy !req
1014. I was born Prince Tigeriess
Mahmood Shabaz.Copy !req
1015. Ooh, that's a mouthful.
Can I just call you Tiger?Copy !req
1016. Whoa.Copy !req
1017. - This place is huge.
- Wicked cool.Copy !req
1018. Animals are in the house.Copy !req
1019. Wow!Copy !req
1020. - My goodness.
- This is so cool.Copy !req
1021. - Yes! Okay, stations, everybody.
- Let's boogie!Copy !req
1022. - We got it.
- Here we go.Copy !req
1023. No grip, no grip, no grip.Copy !req
1024. - Hammy! Less claw, more pad.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
1025. That hurt.Copy !req
1026. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1027. - Just a minute, I'll be right there.
- What was that?Copy !req
1028. It... That's just the sound of
my heart. Can't you hear it?Copy !req
1029. Aaah!Copy !req
1030. This way, this way!Copy !req
1031. Okay, okay, we're good.
Go back to work.Copy !req
1032. There ya go.Copy !req
1033. Here, catch!Copy !req
1034. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1035. Yes, I'm gonna make it.Copy !req
1036. My father, he had
an exceptionally flat face.Copy !req
1037. He was so beautiful,
he could barely breathe.Copy !req
1038. Fascinating.Copy !req
1039. Inside, I have a multi-leveled
climby-thing with shag carpet.Copy !req
1040. - Come, I show you.
- No, no!Copy !req
1041. I haven't told you
about my life.Copy !req
1042. Good, good. Going great,
going great.Copy !req
1043. What is that?Copy !req
1044. That is what gets the humans
out of bed in the morning.Copy !req
1045. Where'd she go?Copy !req
1046. Get down and stay down.Copy !req
1047. Move. Move.Copy !req
1048. Come on! We've gotta go
before she comes back.Copy !req
1049. - No! Not without those Spuddies.
- What?Copy !req
1050. Lou, Penny,
back to the TV.Copy !req
1051. Heather, keep an eye
on that human.Copy !req
1052. - I'm on it, RJ.
- No, Heather. Wait!Copy !req
1053. The tingle, the tingle.Copy !req
1054. RJ! The wagon's full,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
1055. Hang on, Vincent,
this'll only take a second.Copy !req
1056. - Vincent?
- Where?Copy !req
1057. - Who's Vincent?
- Verne, Vincent.Copy !req
1058. Simple slip of the bear.
Tongue! I...Copy !req
1059. Just bear with me
is what I meant to say.Copy !req
1060. There's no bear.Copy !req
1061. - Mmm?
- Oh!Copy !req
1062. Lights fading.
Limbs growing co...Copy !req
1063. Heather.Copy !req
1064. Heather!Copy !req
1065. There's a dead, white rat
on my staircase.Copy !req
1066. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1067. I learned
from the best, Dad.Copy !req
1068. That's my girl.Copy !req
1069. Come to Papa.Copy !req
1070. We better hurry.
We don't have much time.Copy !req
1071. - What's going on, RJ?
- Nothing!Copy !req
1072. Well then, let's get out of here
because we have what we need.Copy !req
1073. - No, we don't.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
1074. - We have more than enough.
- Hey, listen.Copy !req
1075. I've got this long
to hand overCopy !req
1076. that wagon of food
to a homicidal bear,Copy !req
1077. and if these Spuddies aren't on the menu,
then I will be. Now let go of my tail.Copy !req
1078. What?Copy !req
1079. Let go!Copy !req
1080. Aah!Copy !req
1081. Hey, whoa!Copy !req
1082. Huh?Copy !req
1083. I'm sorry, I've gotta go.Copy !req
1084. Stella, Stella,
where are you going?Copy !req
1085. Stella!Copy !req
1086. Aaah!Copy !req
1087. Stella!Copy !req
1088. Look, it's not you. It won't
work, okay, because I'm a...Copy !req
1089. Skunk!Copy !req
1090. Yeah, that. Sorry
you have to see this.Copy !req
1091. Fire in the hole!Copy !req
1092. - Oh my...
- This smell doesn't bother you?Copy !req
1093. No. This face was
bred for beauty.Copy !req
1094. I cannot smell a thing.Copy !req
1095. You can't smell?Copy !req
1096. To the door!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1097. - Run!
- This way!Copy !req
1098. Let's party.Copy !req
1099. Bunnies!Copy !req
1100. Aah!Copy !req
1101. Flee, my love.Copy !req
1102. Run, that way. Outside!Copy !req
1103. Move, kids! Come on!Copy !req
1104. Buenos dias, reptile.Copy !req
1105. You've just been verminated.Copy !req
1106. Whoa! You stink.Copy !req
1107. That's because
you let them into my house!Copy !req
1108. - Those...
- Hey, Nancy, stop your honkin'.Copy !req
1109. These little guys will be
disposed of quickly and humanely.Copy !req
1110. No! Not humanely.
As inhumanely as possible.Copy !req
1111. It was a pleasure doing business
with you, ma'am.Copy !req
1112. - What's he gonna do to us, Mama?
- I don't know, baby.Copy !req
1113. I don't wanna die, Dad.
Not for real.Copy !req
1114. There, there, there,
sweetheart. We'll be okay.Copy !req
1115. You were right
about him, Verne.Copy !req
1116. We shoulda listened.
Sorry there.Copy !req
1117. No.Copy !req
1118. I knew we couldn't trust him,
and I got us into this.Copy !req
1119. I should've known better.Copy !req
1120. Wow!Copy !req
1121. Vincent?Copy !req
1122. So, I was on my way
down here to kill you.Copy !req
1123. But I stopped to watch the show,
and I gotta say...Copy !req
1124. That, right there,Copy !req
1125. is a thing of beauty.Copy !req
1126. That is the most vicious,
deceitful,Copy !req
1127. self-serving thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
1128. Classic RJ.Copy !req
1129. You take the food,
and they take the fall.Copy !req
1130. You keep this up,
you're gonna end up just like me.Copy !req
1131. Having everything
you ever wanted.Copy !req
1132. But I already had that.Copy !req
1133. What, them?
Who are you kidding?Copy !req
1134. You said it yourself,
you're a family of one.Copy !req
1135. Always will be.Copy !req
1136. It's how guys like
you and me survive.Copy !req
1137. So, a few saps
got hurt in the process.Copy !req
1138. Tough. That's life.
Trust me, you don't need them.Copy !req
1139. Actually, I do.Copy !req
1140. And right now,
they really need me.Copy !req
1141. So, I really need this!Copy !req
1142. RJ!Copy !req
1143. What the...Copy !req
1144. - There goes my back again.
- Are you okay?Copy !req
1145. You sorry sack of rat dung.Copy !req
1146. Whoa, Stella, this is a rescue.
I'm rescuing you.Copy !req
1147. I'm gonna gas you so hard
your grandchildren'll stink.Copy !req
1148. - Bear!
- What's that?Copy !req
1149. - Bear!
- Hair?Copy !req
1150. - Bear!
- Dare?Copy !req
1151. - Bear!
- Bear!Copy !req
1152. What?Copy !req
1153. Whoa!Copy !req
1154. - We're out of control!
- We can drive.Copy !req
1155. - It's just like Auto-Homicide 3!
- What?Copy !req
1156. Verne, let me in!
Wrong button! Wrong button!Copy !req
1157. Please
select destination.Copy !req
1158. Take us home!
Take us to the log!Copy !req
1159. Previous destination selected.
Make a legal U-turn.Copy !req
1160. We got it!Copy !req
1161. - Hammy! Let me in!
- Not listening to RJ.Copy !req
1162. Kids, lose that bear!Copy !req
1163. What weapons do we have?Copy !req
1164. - We've got a hammer.
- Cool.Copy !req
1165. You little...Copy !req
1166. Thank you. Yes, yes! Hey!Copy !req
1167. - Let me in, let me in!
- No! Ring-tailed charlatan!Copy !req
1168. Ozzie!Copy !req
1169. He's just trying to help us.
Just let him in.Copy !req
1170. - After what he did to us?
- But he came back.Copy !req
1171. And he brought a bear.Copy !req
1172. Hey! No fighting
while we're driving.Copy !req
1173. We will turn
this van around, mister.Copy !req
1174. He started it.Copy !req
1175. I'm telling you,
he's trying to help us, really.Copy !req
1176. But, Verne, you're the one
who always says trust your tail.Copy !req
1177. But it's not tingling.Copy !req
1178. Oh!Copy !req
1179. - Why didn't you say so?
- Hey!Copy !req
1180. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1181. - You're dead, RJ!
- Duck!Copy !req
1182. - And your friends are next.
- Look out!Copy !req
1183. Make an immediate
left turn.Copy !req
1184. Whoa!Copy !req
1185. Bonus points!Copy !req
1186. Huh?Copy !req
1187. Yeah!Copy !req
1188. Ohh!Copy !req
1189. RJ!Copy !req
1190. - Yeah!
- Aah!Copy !req
1191. - Look out.
- High score.Copy !req
1192. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1193. You have arrived.Copy !req
1194. Everybody all right?Copy !req
1195. - Come on!
- We've gotta go, we've gotta go!Copy !req
1196. The old jazz dance injury.Copy !req
1197. - Come on, come on. Quillo!
- Go, go, go.Copy !req
1198. - Did we make it?
- That was close!Copy !req
1199. - All right!
- Are we here?Copy !req
1200. Penny? The kids here?
Hammy?Copy !req
1201. Scary clown.Copy !req
1202. Aah!Copy !req
1203. Look out!Copy !req
1204. A weed hacker, Verne.
A weed hacker!Copy !req
1205. - Hey!
- Up, up, go up.Copy !req
1206. Show your little rat faces.
Filthy creatures.Copy !req
1207. Stay in the woods
where you belong!Copy !req
1208. Watch out!Copy !req
1209. You guys wanna party, do ya?
All right, then, let's party.Copy !req
1210. - Mom!
- Kids!Copy !req
1211. Penny, Lou, look out!
Down!Copy !req
1212. That's it!Copy !req
1213. Verne, get everybody out of here.
I'll distract him.Copy !req
1214. - Are you crazy? He'll kill you.
- Well, I'm the one he wants.Copy !req
1215. Take care
of your family, Verne.Copy !req
1216. I intend to.
The whole family.Copy !req
1217. - There's got to be something we can do.
- There's no time.Copy !req
1218. - Hammy!
- Hammy!Copy !req
1219. Ahh.Copy !req
1220. Hey, Vincent. You were right.Copy !req
1221. With a Spuddie,
enough just isn't enough.Copy !req
1222. RJ!Copy !req
1223. Now, Hammy. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1224. Okay...Copy !req
1225. I got the cookie.Copy !req
1226. - Huh?
- Ohh.Copy !req
1227. - That's the...
- The Depelter Turbo.Copy !req
1228. Prepare for a lot of stinging.Copy !req
1229. Oh, no!
No, no! No, no! No!Copy !req
1230. Ow! Ow! Ouch!Copy !req
1231. My hair!Copy !req
1232. That stung
like I knew it would!Copy !req
1233. - Yeah!
- All right!Copy !req
1234. Good job, everybody.
That's teamwork.Copy !req
1235. Come here, Hammy, come here.
You are a genius, my boy.Copy !req
1236. Thank you.Copy !req
1237. And, Verne, don't you ever
fix this shell!Copy !req
1238. Yeah. Glad
it's working for ya.Copy !req
1239. Take it off, give it back.Copy !req
1240. Here we go, off to the Rockies
for you, Smoky.Copy !req
1241. Now, you do realize
that was a Depelter Turbo?Copy !req
1242. Officer, please.
It was that Verminator.Copy !req
1243. He sold it to me. This has
nothing to do with me.Copy !req
1244. Hey, hey,
it was in your yard.Copy !req
1245. Your name's on the contract,
so can tell it to the judge.Copy !req
1246. - No! It's not my fault! Let go of me!
- Ma'am...Copy !req
1247. I can't be arrested! I'm the president
of the homeowner's association!Copy !req
1248. Take her down!Copy !req
1249. She's getting away!Copy !req
1250. - We got a twitcher! Watch it! Ma'am!
- Get her!Copy !req
1251. - Stop that!
- Can I get help over here?Copy !req
1252. Somebody get a hold of her legs!Copy !req
1253. - Play?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1254. No, no! No, no!Copy !req
1255. Aah!Copy !req
1256. High five, Hammy!Copy !req
1257. - Yes!
- It worked! It worked!Copy !req
1258. - We did it!
- All right!Copy !req
1259. - Yes!
- Stella!Copy !req
1260. - Stella!
- Over here, Tiger.Copy !req
1261. Stella.Copy !req
1262. So, this is the outdoor woods?
I like it.Copy !req
1263. Come on, big boy.
You're coming with me.Copy !req
1264. You know, RJ,
just for the record,Copy !req
1265. if you had told us that
all that food you were trying to getCopy !req
1266. was to pay back an angry bear,
we would've given it to you.Copy !req
1267. - Really?
- Yeah, that's what families do.Copy !req
1268. They look out
for each other.Copy !req
1269. I've never really
had anything like that.Copy !req
1270. I know.
But believe me, this...Copy !req
1271. This is the gateway
to the good life.Copy !req
1272. Really wish you would've
told me that sooner.Copy !req
1273. Yeah, well, that's bad communication.
Also something families do.Copy !req
1274. So, what do you say?
You wanna be a part of it?Copy !req
1275. Come here, come here. I promised
I wouldn't do this. Okay.Copy !req
1276. Welcome to the family!Copy !req
1277. - Hey!
- Group hug!Copy !req
1278. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1279. What a first week
of spring.Copy !req
1280. Wait a minute! That means
there's only 267 days left till winter.Copy !req
1281. What are we gonna do for food?Copy !req
1282. Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
1283. Yes, Hammy.Copy !req
1284. I filled the log.Copy !req
1285. - Jeepers!
- What...Copy !req
1286. Look, look! I found my nuts!Copy !req
1287. That, my friends, is the object
of all human attention and devotion.Copy !req
1288. - And they call it a TV.
- Wicked cool!Copy !req
1289. Humans feel an innerneed
to connect with the world around them.Copy !req
1290. That is super-duper.Copy !req
1291. They also feel a need
to sit on their fat butts.Copy !req
1292. Watching TV fulfills
both needs at the same time.Copy !req
1293. Wow. Interesting.Copy !req
1294. Come on, kids.
Family time there, in front of the TV.Copy !req
1295. Got your snack food?Copy !req
1296. Buy a vowel. Buy a vowel!Copy !req
1297. Buy a "Y". Please buy a "Y".Copy !req
1298. - I can't find the remote.
- Hey, Spikey, race ya!Copy !req
1299. - Has anybody seen the remote?
- Dad, chill.Copy !req
1300. I could
do a little TV.Copy !req
1301. I think, today's the day
we find out if the baby is gifted,Copy !req
1302. or if Saxon is
really an alien.Copy !req
1303. Like Khan in Star Trek II!Copy !req
1304. The Genesis Project was
in the hands of the Enterprise,Copy !req
1305. but Khan had his plan to steal
the invention of renewable life!Copy !req
1306. Well, that was specific.Copy !req
1307. I saw it on TNT,
a retrospective.Copy !req
1308. - Gummi Worm, anybody?
- Let me have one.Copy !req
1309. Bucky, pass this to Lou.Copy !req
1310. - Taste this.
- Don't you take that.Copy !req
1311. - This is the perfect food.
- Fat-free cookies?Copy !req
1312. You might as well just be
eating dirt.Copy !req
1313. I've had dirt.
I don't like dirt. It tastes like dirt.Copy !req
1314. Shh!
The show is starting.Copy !req
1315. Hang on a minute.Copy !req
1316. I can't wait.
I can't wait. I can't wait.Copy !req
1317. Yes! Here we go.Copy !req
1318. - Kind of anticlimactic.
- Shoot!Copy !req