1. Where the hell is everyone?Copy !req
2. Great, we spend two years
planning a partyCopy !req
3. and no one shows up.Copy !req
4. There's no question he's here.Copy !req
5. Keep your eyes open.Copy !req
6. What the...Copy !req
7. Head shots, head shots only.Copy !req
8. Come on!Copy !req
9. Get off of me!Copy !req
10. The thing bit me.Copy !req
11. Target spotted.Copy !req
12. Move move!Copy !req
13. I think I see
the target.Copy !req
14. Clear.Copy !req
15. Clear.Copy !req
16. Let's bag 'em
and tag 'emCopy !req
17. and get
the hell out of here.Copy !req
18. For god and for country,Copy !req
19. Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo.Copy !req
20. You're not
lookin' so good.Copy !req
21. Bravo,
are you all right?Copy !req
22. Bravo, what's going
on, are you okay?Copy !req
23. What's
going on back there?Copy !req
24. Stand down, stand down,
soldier!Copy !req
25. Ahh!Copy !req
26. Hold your fire,
hold your fire.Copy !req
27. In 20, going down,
in 20, going down.Copy !req
28. Hold on!Copy !req
29. Thanks for bringing me
out here.Copy !req
30. Hey, let's go swimming.Copy !req
31. I am not swimming.Copy !req
32. Oh come on,
don't be such a baby.Copy !req
33. Baby, come on!Copy !req
34. Ana?Copy !req
35. Ana?Copy !req
36. Ana?Copy !req
37. What's up, doc?Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. What you mean, what's up?Copy !req
40. Nice doc, five minute
mile in full gear.Copy !req
41. I was being chased.Copy !req
42. How many?Copy !req
43. To be honest, Captain, I didn't
get an accurate head count,Copy !req
44. 'cause I was
running for my life.Copy !req
45. DC, get some eyes on.Copy !req
46. Odds aren't terrible.Copy !req
47. What does
that mean exactly?Copy !req
48. Means you'll have plenty
of chance to use that.Copy !req
49. Be more specific,
Lieutenant.Copy !req
50. I'd say four to one,
roughly a hundred meters,Copy !req
51. closing fast.Copy !req
52. That's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
53. Are you serious?Copy !req
54. What?Copy !req
55. It's hot out.Copy !req
56. It could be snowing
and you'd be hot.Copy !req
57. That is a terrible
pick up line, but, yes,Copy !req
58. I will go out with you.Copy !req
59. Eat me, Chippendale.Copy !req
60. Me and everything
else out here.Copy !req
61. Juliette 6-4,
Juliette 6-4.Copy !req
62. This is Juliette 2-5 over.Copy !req
63. Why aren't there any
Walnuts in Afghanistan?Copy !req
64. Ah, hell.Copy !req
65. Why?Copy !req
66. 'Cause there's targets
on every corner.Copy !req
67. Go ahead 2-5.Copy !req
68. 6-4, this is 2-5.Copy !req
69. We have twenty Class D
hostiles moving to our position.Copy !req
70. Request authority
to engage, over.Copy !req
71. Affirmative.Copy !req
72. Predator ETA two minutes.Copy !req
73. Roger, ISR, two mikes out.Copy !req
74. Look alive, gents.Copy !req
75. Look alive?Copy !req
76. Oh, the irony.Copy !req
77. On me.Copy !req
78. Hoot!Copy !req
79. Enjoy your
unlimited virgins, mis amigos!Copy !req
80. What?Copy !req
81. I don't mean you, tomboy.Copy !req
82. I hate you Carol!Copy !req
83. You're a pain in my ass!Copy !req
84. Just had to have
the dog, didn't ya?Copy !req
85. We good here?Copy !req
86. What do you call a guy
with no legs...Copy !req
87. and no arms?Copy !req
88. What?Copy !req
89. Matt.Copy !req
90. You have fallen
in with the wrong crowd.Copy !req
91. Your mom warned you about
friends like this, right?Copy !req
92. Save some for me!Copy !req
93. Fighting zombie
insurgents, fine by me.Copy !req
94. A little help?Copy !req
95. Killing infected
civilians, it makes me sick.Copy !req
96. Can't kill something
that's already dead.Copy !req
97. Even if I get infected,
consider me a goner.Copy !req
98. And kill the
zombie that took my place.Copy !req
99. Take it easy,
DC, save some for me.Copy !req
100. Do you like that?
Yeah.Copy !req
101. Hey, you can't
shoot the tip.Copy !req
102. That was totally mine.Copy !req
103. Ah, this sucks.Copy !req
104. Where's Kate?Copy !req
105. 1-9-3-7.Copy !req
106. Slew in target
cords now.Copy !req
107. On target 1-5-3-1-zulu.Copy !req
108. We're all right.Copy !req
109. We don't know the status
of the captain,Copy !req
110. God rest his soul.Copy !req
111. Permanently, I hope.Copy !req
112. Certainly takes the fun
out of things, doesn't it?Copy !req
113. Captain's wearing the comm's
gear and radio.Copy !req
114. So we're fubar in
that regard.Copy !req
115. Swing low sweet chariotCopy !req
116. Now is not the time.Copy !req
117. We have seventy-two
hours until show time.Copy !req
118. I say we proceed
as planned.Copy !req
119. Any bites, scratches,
blood intake, et cetera.Copy !req
120. Uh... uh-uh-uh...Copy !req
121. I guess you only
live once, right?Copy !req
122. Or twice.Copy !req
123. You know we can't
let that happen.Copy !req
124. Tell Thayden I love him.Copy !req
125. Rottweiler.Copy !req
126. Okay, then.Copy !req
127. Well, carpe diem...Copy !req
128. sempre phi and all
that other crap.Copy !req
129. I'm sorry, Herc.Copy !req
130. Yeah.Copy !req
131. How much time we got?Copy !req
132. He hit an artery.Copy !req
133. Five minutes, tops.Copy !req
134. Let's get this
show on the road.Copy !req
135. Who's gonna do this?Copy !req
136. Jeppo?Copy !req
137. Sorry, amigo.Copy !req
138. You see Chip I'm thinking of a
number betweenCopy !req
139. one and a hundred—Copy !req
140. Sorry, man.Copy !req
141. I'm only killing the
undead right now, buddy.Copy !req
142. Joke?Copy !req
143. Rock, paper, scissors?Copy !req
144. All right...Copy !req
145. but if I win, you gotta
figure it out yourself.Copy !req
146. Fair enough.Copy !req
147. One, two, three.Copy !req
148. Rock beats scissors.Copy !req
149. Two out of three.Copy !req
150. Why does everybody
think that's part of the game?Copy !req
151. Come on, two out of three.Copy !req
152. One, two—Copy !req
153. I'll do it.Copy !req
154. I figured you'd do
the same for me.Copy !req
155. Thanks.Copy !req
156. I'm not gonna watch.Copy !req
157. Finish the mission.Copy !req
158. Whatever's going
down the brass feels it's big.Copy !req
159. Find the militia camp,Copy !req
160. Stop the broadcast
and send as many of these thingsCopy !req
161. as you can back
to hell.Copy !req
162. Make it count.Copy !req
163. Here
you are, Asif.Copy !req
164. Shochran.Copy !req
165. Aswan.Copy !req
166. It's Asif.Copy !req
167. I didn't say Asif?Copy !req
168. How do you say it?Copy !req
169. Ah— sif.Copy !req
170. Ah— sif.Copy !req
171. Good enough, right?Copy !req
172. I'm sorry.Copy !req
173. Did you hear that?Copy !req
174. No.Copy !req
175. No.Copy !req
176. You know
what, you're right.Copy !req
177. Sorry, you'd think after a
couple weeks hereCopy !req
178. I wouldn't be so jumpy.Copy !req
179. So these are the mountains of
the Registan Desert.Copy !req
180. Yeah.Copy !req
181. Still no sign of Derek.Copy !req
182. Not to worry,
we'll find your brother.Copy !req
183. Thank you, Asif.Copy !req
184. When the embassy
wouldn't help me,Copy !req
185. I didn't know what I
was gonna do.Copy !req
186. I'm happy you're...Copy !req
187. You heard it that
time, right?Copy !req
188. Stop, stop.Copy !req
189. Nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
190. Ahh!Copy !req
191. Help me my
friend's been hurt!Copy !req
192. Ahh!Copy !req
193. Help!Copy !req
194. Hold your fire!Copy !req
195. I'm from Colorado!
Drop your weapon!Copy !req
196. I said drop your weapon.
I'm American.Copy !req
197. Do not make me count because I
will not get past one.Copy !req
198. You all right?
Yeah.Copy !req
199. It hit the vest
you're good.Copy !req
200. Perimeter static for
fifty meters,Copy !req
201. anything beyond
that is anyone's guess.Copy !req
202. Everyone keep
your ears on.Copy !req
203. I think I killed my guide.Copy !req
204. Once he was bitten,
he was already dead.Copy !req
205. If anything
you did him a favor.Copy !req
206. Loser.
Yes.Copy !req
207. He's gonna be fine.Copy !req
208. Doesn't mean it
hurts any less.Copy !req
209. Believe it or not,
he was wearing his vest.Copy !req
210. It's a Christmas miracle.Copy !req
211. That's gonna leave
a mark.Copy !req
212. You should be dead.Copy !req
213. Who are you... What are you
doing out here?Copy !req
214. You take a wrong turn
at the trail heading to India?Copy !req
215. My name is Dusty Miller.Copy !req
216. Ahh!Copy !req
217. Pleased to
meet you in one piece.Copy !req
218. DC, take corner!Copy !req
219. My bad.Copy !req
220. I'm not sure if you're
fully awareCopy !req
221. of what we're
dealing with here,Copy !req
222. but if you so much as
get a scratchCopy !req
223. from one of these
things, you're dead.Copy !req
224. Might not be a bad idea
if I check you out.Copy !req
225. What?Copy !req
226. Scratches and bites.Copy !req
227. Your safety and ours.Copy !req
228. Your chivalry is
overwhelming, Chip.Copy !req
229. If anyone's gonna be
checking her out,Copy !req
230. it's gonna be tomboy.Copy !req
231. Now remind me,
who are you?Copy !req
232. And what are you doing out
here in the middle of BFA?Copy !req
233. I'm trying to find my
brother, Derek Miller.Copy !req
234. And he is...?Copy !req
235. Or was.Copy !req
236. He is trying to end
the war on terror.Copy !req
237. Well cheese and rice.Copy !req
238. A gosh darn
freedom fighter!Copy !req
239. Let me guess.Copy !req
240. Business went up in
flames back home,Copy !req
241. blamed it on the
war,Copy !req
242. decided to solve the
world's problemsCopy !req
243. all on his own.Copy !req
244. Probably bought a couple
of cheap weapons,Copy !req
245. maybe a sword.Copy !req
246. And tried to grow a beard.Copy !req
247. You know, to fit in?Copy !req
248. Definitely a beard.Copy !req
249. Probably still thinks
bin Laden's alive.Copy !req
250. All right, listen up.Copy !req
251. If it's all right if our
house guest hereCopy !req
252. solidify the perimeter
and hole up for the night.Copy !req
253. This place is
as good as any.Copy !req
254. Zombies.Copy !req
255. Must not have
eaten for awhile.Copy !req
256. What do we have here?Copy !req
257. We may wanna start thinking
in terms of agua.Copy !req
258. My map says there's
water maybe a mile out.Copy !req
259. Let me see.Copy !req
260. Yeah.Copy !req
261. This is as good as ours.Copy !req
262. Yeah, yours probably cost
about half a million dollars.Copy !req
263. Close.Copy !req
264. DC, Chip, you guys
wanna hop ahead?Copy !req
265. Make sure we're not
walking into an ambush.Copy !req
266. Roger that.Copy !req
267. Copy.Copy !req
268. See you, boys.Copy !req
269. So, um, what's
going on here?Copy !req
270. Can you be a bit
more specific?Copy !req
271. Okay, uhh...Copy !req
272. how about the walking
dead to begin with?Copy !req
273. Some run.Copy !req
274. That's classified.Copy !req
275. I think your secret is
safe with meCopy !req
276. considering none
of us are probablyCopy !req
277. going to make it out
of here alive.Copy !req
278. She's got a point.Copy !req
279. Speak for yourself, Joppo.Copy !req
280. I plan on living in a
living sort of way.Copy !req
281. Um, isn't el chapo a
new Mexican drug lord?Copy !req
282. Isn't dusty
an adjectiveCopy !req
283. for something
covered in dust?Copy !req
284. I wasn't trying to
be rude.Copy !req
285. That's better than
yelling cabeza.Copy !req
286. Slow... slow!Copy !req
287. Getting a little soft.Copy !req
288. That's not what
your mom said.Copy !req
289. My mom's dead, man.Copy !req
290. Ugh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
291. I'm sorry.Copy !req
292. She lives in
Toledo, sucker!Copy !req
293. Can you at least tell
me where we're going?Copy !req
294. Classified.Copy !req
295. From the outside looking
in, it seems likeCopy !req
296. everything is
so classified.Copy !req
297. None of you have any
idea what you're doing.Copy !req
298. What does your brother
know about bin Laden?Copy !req
299. Well, for starters, he doesn't
think he was thrown to sea.Copy !req
300. He's wrong.Copy !req
301. Well, he still
thinks he's aliveCopy !req
302. and after
what I saw last night,Copy !req
303. he can't be too
far off.Copy !req
304. What aren't you
guys telling me?Copy !req
305. After the 9/11 attacks,Copy !req
306. Bush pledged to win
the war on terrorCopy !req
307. by providing
increased weapon transfersCopy !req
308. to all countries willing to
join America in the fight.Copy !req
309. Enter Godsmack.Copy !req
310. Godsmack was a biological
agent used to pushCopy !req
311. the militants out
from the high ground.Copy !req
312. It was designed to contaminate
the natural water resources,Copy !req
313. thereby forcing
the militants out of hiding.Copy !req
314. Everything was going
as planned—Copy !req
315. Until small man syndrome kicked
in from one of the piss antCopy !req
316. countries we sold
the stuff to.Copy !req
317. Every country
has its Napoleon.Copy !req
318. Who's ours?Copy !req
319. Well, there's Bill
Bonaparte, George Bonaparte.Copy !req
320. Both George Bonapartes.Copy !req
321. Those are the kinds of
guys that sign our checks.Copy !req
322. And there's
Barack Bonaparte.Copy !req
323. That one actually has
a nice ring to it.Copy !req
324. It also increases
resale value.Copy !req
325. Someone was bulking the
formula by adding otherCopy !req
326. biological agents to make
a sort of biochemical cocktail.Copy !req
327. The combination had, let's
say, unexpected results.Copy !req
328. It went from being a
relatively harmless nausea,Copy !req
329. that temporarily contaminated
the waterCopy !req
330. to an active carcinogenCopy !req
331. that create acute
biological mutations.Copy !req
332. Acute biological mutations
as in, the living dead?Copy !req
333. Give that woman a prize.Copy !req
334. As far as we know
the pathogens are regionalized.Copy !req
335. Most of the outside
world has no clue.Copy !req
336. Yeah, for now.Copy !req
337. If it's anything
like Facebook,Copy !req
338. it'll be in
Panama by next week.Copy !req
339. I love Facebook.Copy !req
340. Now it's an
aggressive contagion.Copy !req
341. And as far as we know, it
can only be transferredCopy !req
342. by direct exchange
of bodily fluids.Copy !req
343. Could you be a little more
specific on fluids, doc?Copy !req
344. Blood.Copy !req
345. Unless you wanna do
your own research.Copy !req
346. I'll pass.Copy !req
347. The Department of Defense
has been monitoringCopy !req
348. the militia camp for months.Copy !req
349. Something big is going
down in less than 48 hours.Copy !req
350. Detail was sketchy,
but intel suggestsCopy !req
351. there's gonna be
some heavy hitters.Copy !req
352. Do you think bin Laden's
still alive?Copy !req
353. It's not in our
pay grade to even ask.Copy !req
354. Minimum, plus time and
a half on weekends.Copy !req
355. And I'm super happy
about that.Copy !req
356. But he could be, right?Copy !req
357. We've all considered it.Copy !req
358. But how are they dealing
with the undead?Copy !req
359. I mean, they don't
seem too manageable.Copy !req
360. They might be using them.Copy !req
361. For what?Copy !req
362. For every few militants we
wipe out,Copy !req
363. they get a few of ours.Copy !req
364. Remember, there were
several hundred thousandCopy !req
365. NATO boys and girls
occupying this hell holeCopy !req
366. not too long ago.Copy !req
367. But after somebody farted
under the covers,Copy !req
368. the slumber party was over.Copy !req
369. Everyone went
home in a hurry.Copy !req
370. Confucius say, man who
fart in churchCopy !req
371. must sit in his own pew.Copy !req
372. No one wanted to risk the
spread of the contagionCopy !req
373. on their own country.Copy !req
374. So all that's left is a few
lucky units of Special ForcesCopy !req
375. from a few
NATO countries.Copy !req
376. We're American flavor,
with a squeeze of limey.Copy !req
377. So... where's all
your support?Copy !req
378. We lost contact
with the OD a day ago.Copy !req
379. Yeah, this is getting
better and better.Copy !req
380. Well at least you're not
dragging around a civilian chickCopy !req
381. with a mullet looking for
her retarded brother.Copy !req
382. We have a rendezvous
point establishedCopy !req
383. with overhead in two days.Copy !req
384. My guess is we'll find
the militant'sCopy !req
385. stronghold before then.Copy !req
386. I knew that my
brother was crazy,Copy !req
387. but none of this makes
any sense.Copy !req
388. When has terrorism
ever made sense?Copy !req
389. We and a few others are
the only things standingCopy !req
390. between the people of
AfghanistanCopy !req
391. and a zombie apocalypse.Copy !req
392. Whether it makes sense to
you or not,Copy !req
393. it's a hell of a mission.Copy !req
394. One that we all
signed up for.Copy !req
395. Doc, are you guys coming?Copy !req
396. We found a spring 30
minutes ago.Copy !req
397. Copy...
We're on our way.Copy !req
398. Joker, check this!Copy !req
399. Hey, buttface!Copy !req
400. Oh!Copy !req
401. You mean no face.Copy !req
402. Shouldn't you be
in school or something?Copy !req
403. Some water?Copy !req
404. Come on, take some.Copy !req
405. Should call these MRH's.Copy !req
406. Meals ready to hurl.Copy !req
407. Got some of the baddest
weapons on the planetCopy !req
408. and the food still sucks.Copy !req
409. Hey, doc.
Hey, tomboy.Copy !req
410. Okay, shifts.Copy !req
411. DC, you're first.Copy !req
412. And Chip, then Chapo.Copy !req
413. How come DC
always gets to go first?Copy !req
414. Joker and Tomboy will
take us 'til sun up.Copy !req
415. Circle the perimeter
and rest on the high ground.Copy !req
416. Everyone else, get your REM's
with one eye open.Copy !req
417. I was only kidding
about the body search.Copy !req
418. Yeah.Copy !req
419. You married?Copy !req
420. Nope.Copy !req
421. Girlfriend?Copy !req
422. A couple.Copy !req
423. But we don't usually do body
searches on the first date.Copy !req
424. I like to always buy
them dinner first.Copy !req
425. How long you
been out here?Copy !req
426. Uh, couple weeks,Copy !req
427. including the week it
took to get here.Copy !req
428. And you never came across
'em till last night?Copy !req
429. I guess I was lucky.Copy !req
430. Your brother either owes
you a lot of moneyCopy !req
431. or you must
really love him.Copy !req
432. Both.Copy !req
433. You know in the end,
I think you end up doingCopy !req
434. anything for family.Copy !req
435. I got an uncle I
never really liked.Copy !req
436. Probably wouldn't walk his
butt across the street.Copy !req
437. You older or younger?Copy !req
438. I'm younger
by a couple years.Copy !req
439. Don't take this the wrong way
'cause I'm not a psychologist,Copy !req
440. but, your brother fits
the profileCopy !req
441. of a guy who's a couple
tacos short of a combo plate.Copy !req
442. Well, you're doing
the same thing,Copy !req
443. so what does
that make you?Copy !req
444. Touché.Copy !req
445. You know my brother was
a fire fighter in New York.Copy !req
446. He was there 9/11 and his
whole crew diedCopy !req
447. in the collapse of the
towers while he was home sick.Copy !req
448. Wow.Copy !req
449. Yeah.Copy !req
450. You know he never really
got over itCopy !req
451. and he always thought of
himself as dead alreadyCopy !req
452. living on cheated time
and when they caught bin LadenCopy !req
453. I thought you know,
it's finally overCopy !req
454. and then it just got worse.Copy !req
455. His conspiracy theories,
his obsessions,Copy !req
456. and I think he just, he wants
to kill him himself, you know?Copy !req
457. That way, he knows
that he's dead.Copy !req
458. I just want him home.Copy !req
459. Derek.Copy !req
460. Deh-deek.Copy !req
461. No, my name is Derek.Copy !req
462. Deh-deek.Copy !req
463. Fine, take it.Copy !req
464. What are you doing here?Copy !req
465. I have no idea
what you just said,Copy !req
466. but I like you.Copy !req
467. Ooo, ooo just not
the green one.Copy !req
468. That tastes the best.Copy !req
469. You think bin Laden's
still alive?Copy !req
470. I was reading some pretty
crazy stuff on this websiteCopy !req
471. a couple weeks ago.Copy !req
472. It made the hair on
my neck stand up.Copy !req
473. Just something's
not right.Copy !req
474. And I won't rest 'til
I know he's dead, I mean,Copy !req
475. really dead this time.Copy !req
476. What I've seen, there's a
fine line betweenCopy !req
477. dead and not so dead.Copy !req
478. Lieutenant?Copy !req
479. Where is everyone?Copy !req
480. Chip?Copy !req
481. Chip?Copy !req
482. Ahh!Copy !req
483. Hey, easy.Copy !req
484. Take it easy.Copy !req
485. We're on civilian patrol
and sounds like the fightCopy !req
486. is getting closer.Copy !req
487. We have to pack
and go quietly.Copy !req
488. Okay, okay.Copy !req
489. Stay close and follow me.Copy !req
490. Isn't
that your family?Copy !req
491. They look
non-infected to me.Copy !req
492. Go get them.Copy !req
493. Ah-hee!Copy !req
494. Ah-hee!Copy !req
495. We locked and loaded?Copy !req
496. I think so.Copy !req
497. Can you please check?Copy !req
498. Thank you.Copy !req
499. By the way, you could
sleep through a tornado.Copy !req
500. I guess I felt secure.Copy !req
501. You were.Copy !req
502. They've flanked us
from both sides.Copy !req
503. How many?Copy !req
504. Fifty plus.Copy !req
505. Fifty?Copy !req
506. I say we cast off before
they reachCopy !req
507. Joker and Tomboy
in the rear.Copy !req
508. Where's Chapo and DC?Copy !req
509. Chapo's holding the front,Copy !req
510. DC's in the tree line
with big mama.Copy !req
511. Carol!Copy !req
512. That was gonna be
for your therapist!Copy !req
513. And for your
plastic surgeon!Copy !req
514. That was your trainer!Copy !req
515. And whoever else
you're sleeping with.Copy !req
516. I want my—Copy !req
517. Well, it seems like
he's got things handled.Copy !req
518. Let's move.Copy !req
519. You stay here, duck
down by the rocks.Copy !req
520. Try to shoot only what
you're sure is dead this time.Copy !req
521. I'm not staying here.Copy !req
522. You don't listen,
do you?Copy !req
523. Oh, crap
it's a convention.Copy !req
524. We have to get
to the tree line.Copy !req
525. Let's move.Copy !req
526. Haven't seen a group
this bigCopy !req
527. since they
opened a Walmart in my town.Copy !req
528. All right.Copy !req
529. Listen up.Copy !req
530. We got about three minutes
to regroup before we're lunch.Copy !req
531. How are we doing on ammo?Copy !req
532. Big mama's just
warming up.Copy !req
533. Okay here.Copy !req
534. Good n' plenty.Copy !req
535. I love those.Copy !req
536. Dropped my 45
in the clearing.Copy !req
537. Yeah I dropped
my rifle too.Copy !req
538. You guys cover me.Copy !req
539. I'll get both.Copy !req
540. That's suicide, doc.Copy !req
541. I'm already dead.Copy !req
542. I'll get the guns.Copy !req
543. Wait.Copy !req
544. That's for getting bit.Copy !req
545. I was supposed
to have your babies.Copy !req
546. You know he's
infected, right?Copy !req
547. Only by blood.Copy !req
548. You better hope so.Copy !req
549. Oh man, he's
still holding the grenade.Copy !req
550. Shoot it!Copy !req
551. 30 meters.Copy !req
552. 20 meters!Copy !req
553. Guys!Copy !req
554. Shoot it!Copy !req
555. You gonna be
all right?Copy !req
556. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
557. That something we're gonna
have to worry about?Copy !req
558. Well left my Flintstone
Band-Aids back at base,Copy !req
559. so this may
leave a pretty bad scar.Copy !req
560. But if you're worried
about zombie offspring,Copy !req
561. don't be.Copy !req
562. You can still
have my babies.Copy !req
563. This is what you
call friendly fire.Copy !req
564. Well after reviewing all
the intel,Copy !req
565. which consists of two maps,
one of which does not belongCopy !req
566. to the US army, I think
we're close.Copy !req
567. How close, I don't know.Copy !req
568. Based upon our rations, I think
we should divide upCopy !req
569. into two faster
moving quieter unitsCopy !req
570. and before we start campaigning
or complaining,Copy !req
571. let's discuss our options.Copy !req
572. I think first...Copy !req
573. I think DC's right.Copy !req
574. Splitting up increases
the chances of at leastCopy !req
575. one team making it to
the mission campCopy !req
576. and completing the mission.Copy !req
577. Anyone got a better idea?Copy !req
578. Steak and potatoes
at my mama's house?Copy !req
579. Porcelain toilet,
running water.Copy !req
580. We'll equally divide the
food rationsCopy !req
581. and the nine mil ammo.Copy !req
582. Joker you take the saw and
I'll keep Big Mama,Copy !req
583. unless you wanna trade.Copy !req
584. I got enough monkeys on my
back, but thanks, though.Copy !req
585. You guys take
the military map.Copy !req
586. Get out your compasses 'cause we
have zero calm overhead.Copy !req
587. We are on our own.Copy !req
588. I'm estimating about
a day and a half,Copy !req
589. maybe faster
if you're humpin'.Copy !req
590. Do not, I repeat, do not
go so fastCopy !req
591. that you can't
fight when necessary.Copy !req
592. Ranger training 101.Copy !req
593. Water resources are
highlighted on the map,Copy !req
594. we'll rendezvous at
the objected point in 36 hours.Copy !req
595. If you do not arrive at or
before 36 hours,Copy !req
596. rangers, we will
expect the worst.Copy !req
597. We'll be there.Copy !req
598. One way or the other.Copy !req
599. Hopefully not the other.Copy !req
600. All right, then.Copy !req
601. We'll head due south in
the opposite direction,Copy !req
602. but we'll be flanking you
for about the last ten miles.Copy !req
603. Now if you're gonna get
in trouble, do it there.Copy !req
604. Good?Copy !req
605. Let's move out.Copy !req
606. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
607. Did you ever think that
dead peopleCopy !req
608. would be
the worst kind of enemy?Copy !req
609. Dead enemies were always
the best kind of enemies.Copy !req
610. So where's all
the zombie crap?Copy !req
611. What?Copy !req
612. Zombies obviously extract
some kind of nutrientsCopy !req
613. from eating, so,
where's all the poop?Copy !req
614. Are you serious
right now?Copy !req
615. Unless there's
zombies that I haven't seenCopy !req
616. keeling over from
exploded bowels,Copy !req
617. they're evacuating somewhere.Copy !req
618. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
619. Next time we see one,
we'll flag him downCopy !req
620. and check and see if he's
wearing a diaper.Copy !req
621. Great, guys.Copy !req
622. Maybe they're bulimic.Copy !req
623. After a delightful meal,
it daintily excuses itselfCopy !req
624. only to return happily
for more brains.Copy !req
625. I'd rather be bulimic
than poop my pants.Copy !req
626. Go ahead.Copy !req
627. You ever seen
"Intervention?"Copy !req
628. Yeah, it's the
worst show on TV.Copy !req
629. There was this one
episode where this ladyCopy !req
630. was yakkin' in zip loc bags
after every meal,Copy !req
631. hiding them in a closet.Copy !req
632. No!Copy !req
633. Yep.Copy !req
634. After a hearty meal,
she'd go in the bathroom,Copy !req
635. say hello to her dirty
little secret,Copy !req
636. bag it up in a
zip loc, put it in her closet.Copy !req
637. And one day her husband
was putting his shoes on,Copy !req
638. slides his foot into
yesterday's lunchCopy !req
639. and cat's out of the bag.Copy !req
640. That's assuming
she had cat for lunch.Copy !req
641. So what happened?Copy !req
642. Of course they did an
intervention on herCopy !req
643. with that crazy host lady.Copy !req
644. You know, the one that
could probably useCopy !req
645. an intervention herself.Copy !req
646. They got her
all squared away.Copy !req
647. We had to do an intervention
on my mom once.Copy !req
648. Oh yeah, what for?Copy !req
649. You remember those little
stuffed animal toys,Copy !req
650. the Beanie Babies?Copy !req
651. Yeah, I remember those.Copy !req
652. She had hundreds of them.Copy !req
653. After she filled up all
the bookshelves in the house,Copy !req
654. she started buying special
cabinets to put them in.Copy !req
655. At first, my dad
thought it was a good idea,Copy !req
656. you know, give her
a little hobby.Copy !req
657. What he didn't know was
that there was hundreds moreCopy !req
658. underneath all the beds
in the house.Copy !req
659. So how'd it
come to a head?Copy !req
660. My little sister, she
wanted to take one to schoolCopy !req
661. for "Show And Tell."Copy !req
662. She just reached up one
of the bookshelves,Copy !req
663. she didn't know what she was
bringing down, you know.Copy !req
664. Turns out it was Paddy
the Platypus,Copy !req
665. one of the original nine.Copy !req
666. Oh, not Paddy.Copy !req
667. So my sister comes home
from school,Copy !req
668. takes it
out of the backpack,Copy !req
669. it's got a little
stain on itCopy !req
670. 'cause all the kids were
passing it around at lunch.Copy !req
671. She goes ballistic.Copy !req
672. Geez.Copy !req
673. So my dad's like, "Enough's
enough," y'know?Copy !req
674. "It's either us,
or the Beanie Babies."Copy !req
675. To be honest, it took her
a little while to decide.Copy !req
676. Nice, Tomboy.Copy !req
677. Nice.Copy !req
678. Feel better?Copy !req
679. Yeah, a little.Copy !req
680. Check the pants?Copy !req
681. Who's Carol, anyway?Copy !req
682. I mean, I don't mean to pry...Copy !req
683. it's just I heard you
yelling her nameCopy !req
684. in what seemed to be
like a hate filled rageCopy !req
685. over and over.Copy !req
686. I loved Carol
my whole life.Copy !req
687. Operative verb tense—
loved.Copy !req
688. Well, maybe you still do,
that's why it hurts.Copy !req
689. Somewhere in the recesses
of the heart she ripped out?Copy !req
690. Doubtful.Copy !req
691. All Carol does is motivate
me to kill thingsCopy !req
692. that should already be dead.Copy !req
693. But you loved her.Copy !req
694. Well, how could I not?Copy !req
695. She gave me her juice box when
I was in Kindergarten.Copy !req
696. She doesn't
seem that bad.Copy !req
697. She was like a foot taller
than me.Copy !req
698. I mean, she used to make me so
nervous my hands would sweat.Copy !req
699. Maybe she just
felt bad for meCopy !req
700. because I never had
enough money for school lunch.Copy !req
701. You grow up poor?Copy !req
702. No, I had
a Pokémon problem.Copy !req
703. Mom gave me money for
school lunchCopy !req
704. and I used to spend it
on Pokémon cards instead.Copy !req
705. Carol bought me school lunch
every single dayCopy !req
706. all the way up
through eighth grade.Copy !req
707. Well, she doesn't sound
that bad to me.Copy !req
708. Well, prescription drugs
do funny things.Copy !req
709. I mean, she was so beautiful—
she just never saw it.Copy !req
710. I don't know if it was
the screwed up relationshipCopy !req
711. she had with her dad— Man,
that guy was a tool—Copy !req
712. Or maybe some people are
just born that way I don't know.Copy !req
713. But no matter how many
times I told herCopy !req
714. how beautiful she
was, it never sank in.Copy !req
715. I guess it didn't help
I was gone all the time.Copy !req
716. She knew that going in.Copy !req
717. Well according to her therapist,
I have all the blame.Copy !req
718. Yeah, well next time
some rag head decidesCopy !req
719. to park a 747 in the lobby of
a ninety story skyscraper,Copy !req
720. a therapist will be
the first on my call list.Copy !req
721. It wasn't his fault.Copy !req
722. I mean, the over abundance of
crap he was prescribingCopy !req
723. for her didn't help, but
her damn plastic surgeon.Copy !req
724. Sleeping with him?Copy !req
725. Knocking boots.Copy !req
726. Horizontal hopscotch.Copy !req
727. Bumpin' uglies.Copy !req
728. Thank you, Chip.Copy !req
729. Point is, there wasn't a
whole lot of sleeping going on.Copy !req
730. Turns out the road between
patient to bed buddiesCopy !req
731. isn't very long.Copy !req
732. How long did
they know each other?Copy !req
733. Huh— Let's see.Copy !req
734. After the nose job she
absolutely didn't need.Copy !req
735. Then Botox for the crow's feet
that I thought were sexy,Copy !req
736. maybe two months.Copy !req
737. Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
738. And then all the Prozac and
whatever the hell elseCopy !req
739. she was taking, combined
with the fact that I was gone,Copy !req
740. combined with the fact that
doctor was whisperingCopy !req
741. in her ear the whole time.Copy !req
742. I guess we both
just changed.Copy !req
743. And that's
when DC was born.Copy !req
744. You mean reborn?Copy !req
745. No, he means born.Copy !req
746. My name is Ryan Parker.Copy !req
747. DC has nothing to
do with my initials.Copy !req
748. What's DC?Copy !req
749. Well my best friend called me
that after I spent a yearCopy !req
750. in divorce court.Copy !req
751. It got so ugly.Copy !req
752. Not because of me, dude—
I gave her everything.Copy !req
753. I know—
I was there.Copy !req
754. It was the dog
we argued over.Copy !req
755. She hated that thing until
she knew I wanted him.Copy !req
756. That sucks.Copy !req
757. Yeah, anyway.Copy !req
758. Joint custody.Copy !req
759. Weekends and Christmas.Copy !req
760. I doubt he'll
be getting back up.Copy !req
761. That's nice.Copy !req
762. One less we have
to kill again.Copy !req
763. Well what do you think
he was doing out here alone?Copy !req
764. Maybe that was his friend
dining on him.Copy !req
765. Doubt it.Copy !req
766. The one I shot's militia.Copy !req
767. What's left of
this one, civilian.Copy !req
768. Not that—Copy !req
769. What the...Copy !req
770. His throat's been cut.Copy !req
771. Nobody move.Copy !req
772. This guy's wired.Copy !req
773. You think he was
wired before?Copy !req
774. Looks like an IED.Copy !req
775. I doubt it was Hannibal
the Cannibal here though.Copy !req
776. What's the point?Copy !req
777. Whatever it is,
we fell for it.Copy !req
778. Slowly step away.Copy !req
779. Retrace your steps.Copy !req
780. Yeah, real slow.Copy !req
781. Incoming!Copy !req
782. Move, move, move!Copy !req
783. This is actually
kind of nice.Copy !req
784. Humans shooting humans...Copy !req
785. More like the war
I'm used to.Copy !req
786. Son of a card!Copy !req
787. Hey, DC, you ok?Copy !req
788. I think I picked
up some schrap.Copy !req
789. All right.Copy !req
790. Let's take five and
get our bearing.Copy !req
791. I'm going to take one.Copy !req
792. A number one.Copy !req
793. Do you take a number one or do
you leave a number one?Copy !req
794. Sounds like a
personal decision.Copy !req
795. I'll leave it.Copy !req
796. Looks like we're coming up
on some hostile territory.Copy !req
797. No, really?Copy !req
798. I thought this would be a
great place for a summer home.Copy !req
799. There's no indication of
this road on the mapCopy !req
800. but its clear they used it
for transport at one point.Copy !req
801. Yeah, maybe there's an IHOP
at the top of the hill.Copy !req
802. You know,
what's your deal, Huh?Copy !req
803. Whoa!Copy !req
804. Joker?Copy !req
805. Yeah I know.Copy !req
806. It's platter charge.Copy !req
807. Never deployed.Copy !req
808. How many of those
have we walked by?Copy !req
809. Man.Copy !req
810. It's a Tupperware party
from Hell.Copy !req
811. All right, well... uh.Copy !req
812. Let's very carefully retrace
our steps and head backCopy !req
813. the way we came.Copy !req
814. Man!Copy !req
815. Looks like the party's
still in full swing.Copy !req
816. Where are
these guys coming from?Copy !req
817. That one's gonna hit
a bomb.Copy !req
818. Hit it!Copy !req
819. Yes!Copy !req
820. Chapo, we got to move!Copy !req
821. Hold your position unless
you want to go kaboom!Copy !req
822. Guys, what are we
gonna do?Copy !req
823. Chapo!Copy !req
824. I'm open for
suggestions, Joker!Copy !req
825. We gotta move!Copy !req
826. All right, it's better than
staying for dinner.Copy !req
827. Either way,
it's gonna end bad.Copy !req
828. Just watch your step!Copy !req
829. That was awesome!Copy !req
830. Whoa!Copy !req
831. Watch where you're
pointing that thing.Copy !req
832. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
833. Derek Miller.Copy !req
834. And you shouldn't
be on this road.Copy !req
835. Chances are there's
road-side bombs on it.Copy !req
836. You don't say.Copy !req
837. You could have gotten
yourself and us killed.Copy !req
838. You wouldn't be complaining if I
didn't show up when I did.Copy !req
839. The man's got a point.Copy !req
840. We know who you are.Copy !req
841. Your sister's with
the rest of our unit.Copy !req
842. My sister?Copy !req
843. She's here?Copy !req
844. Looking for you.Copy !req
845. I didn't think she'd come!Copy !req
846. Apparently stupidity
runs in the family.Copy !req
847. We had to save her.Copy !req
848. Albeit, the same way
you just saved us.Copy !req
849. I guess that makes us even.Copy !req
850. Yeah.Copy !req
851. Except you have no
business being here.Copy !req
852. I'm helping to
fund this thing.Copy !req
853. Why shouldn't I be here?Copy !req
854. Because you're gonna get
yourself killed, Mr. Miller.Copy !req
855. Yeah?Copy !req
856. You guys want
to ride somewhere?Copy !req
857. Uh, not on this road.Copy !req
858. Come on!Copy !req
859. What do we got?Copy !req
860. Glass!Copy !req
861. Cheap mothers!Copy !req
862. Guns are way more effective.Copy !req
863. File a complaint.Copy !req
864. What are you doing?Copy !req
865. You want to bleed out?Copy !req
866. You couldn't think
of anything else?Copy !req
867. Nothing came to mind.Copy !req
868. Let's see what we got?Copy !req
869. Yeah, that's in deep.Copy !req
870. You may want to
leave this in.Copy !req
871. You out of your mind?Copy !req
872. If it hit an artery and I
pull it out, you're screwed.Copy !req
873. I'll take my chances.Copy !req
874. All right.Copy !req
875. You better
bear down then.Copy !req
876. What does that mean?Copy !req
877. Like you're having
a baby or something.Copy !req
878. I don't know
what that means!Copy !req
879. You know what?Copy !req
880. Just clench your butt cheeks
cause this is gonna hurtCopy !req
881. like a son of a...Copy !req
882. It's definitely
an artery.Copy !req
883. If you bleed to death,
I'm going to be really pissed.Copy !req
884. Any better?Copy !req
885. No.Copy !req
886. Guys, we have
a serious problem.Copy !req
887. Here, chew on these.Copy !req
888. Don't get comfortable—Copy !req
889. It doesn't' sound like
we're staying long.Copy !req
890. Anything else?Copy !req
891. Yeah— Don't die.Copy !req
892. What do we got?Copy !req
893. That's our exit.Copy !req
894. Come on!Copy !req
895. Hey!Copy !req
896. What's the last
thing I said?Copy !req
897. I'm not dead yet.Copy !req
898. You're going to hate me, but
we got to move now!Copy !req
899. I can't.
Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
900. Look at me—
Look at me!Copy !req
901. Do it for Carol,
all right?Copy !req
902. We're all going to die
if you don't leave me behind.Copy !req
903. You are so negative!Copy !req
904. Come on!Copy !req
905. Dusty, grab my pack and gun!Copy !req
906. Stop being such
a baby.Copy !req
907. You know I'm right.Copy !req
908. We leave no man behind,Copy !req
909. weren't you listening in
boot camp?Copy !req
910. Dusty, if anything gets
within ten feetCopy !req
911. put a bullet in it.Copy !req
912. So what do you know?Copy !req
913. I know this whole thing would
be a little easierCopy !req
914. without the flesh eating ghouls.Copy !req
915. I mean what do you know
about where you are,Copy !req
916. what your destination is,Copy !req
917. what you plan to do
once you get there, Superman?Copy !req
918. Pretty sure I'm still in
the Registan DesertCopy !req
919. at least that's
what the map saysCopy !req
920. that I downloaded from
Google Earth.Copy !req
921. Six dollar
compass may be cheap,Copy !req
922. but it's still
pointing north.Copy !req
923. So my destination
is militia campCopy !req
924. where I think
they're hiding bin Laden.Copy !req
925. And yes, he's still alive.Copy !req
926. So my plan is to kill him
when I get there,Copy !req
927. before we have
to wait another ten years.Copy !req
928. Although I'm thinking about
bringing him in alive,Copy !req
929. I think the bounty on
him would still be pretty good.Copy !req
930. Would go a long way
in paying for thisCopy !req
931. expensive vacation of mine.Copy !req
932. I don't know how
you guys got here,Copy !req
933. but my, uh, coach ticket
was two thousand bucks.Copy !req
934. I haven't even heard
of another bounty.Copy !req
935. I mean, most of the free
world has no clueCopy !req
936. what's going on.Copy !req
937. Oh.Copy !req
938. Well, that sucks.Copy !req
939. What makes you think
he's still alive?Copy !req
940. You're telling
me that he's not?Copy !req
941. Truth is,
we don't know.Copy !req
942. I know.Copy !req
943. How do you know that,
living in Colorado?Copy !req
944. Let me know if you want
to talk aboutCopy !req
945. the two hundred fifty
billion dollar in bail out.Copy !req
946. That didn't do anyone
any good.Copy !req
947. I got some
thoughts on that one, too.Copy !req
948. Oh, I'm sure you do.Copy !req
949. How about we talk about
this militia camp?Copy !req
950. Like why you even think
it's there to begin with?Copy !req
951. And why you think bin Laden
might be there?Copy !req
952. I took this off of a guy that
obviously can't read anymore.Copy !req
953. Yeah— No question that
this is IntelCopy !req
954. on the militia camp.Copy !req
955. But who's there is
anyone's guess.Copy !req
956. Even we're guessing.Copy !req
957. You guys do that a lot.Copy !req
958. But you're trying, which
is all anyone can ask.Copy !req
959. Look, the road that
we're on was not on my map.Copy !req
960. Okay— It's not on
any maps.Copy !req
961. But it is on this one.Copy !req
962. So someone went to great
lengths to cover it up.Copy !req
963. And my guess is
that anyone that stumblesCopy !req
964. on this road would get a
butt full of hello.Copy !req
965. Great name
for a band.Copy !req
966. So we must be
close to a town.Copy !req
967. No.Copy !req
968. No, there's no town
on here.Copy !req
969. So where are all the
civilian zombies come from?Copy !req
970. Well, it's my personal opinion
that they're making them.Copy !req
971. Well we know
they're making them, genius.Copy !req
972. No, I think they're bringing
uninfected peopleCopy !req
973. into the camp and
they're holding on to themCopy !req
974. until they need them
to eat people.Copy !req
975. I think the altitude
has gotten to you, amigo.Copy !req
976. Most of them are prisoners,
but I think someCopy !req
977. come willingly,
you know, in the name of Allah.Copy !req
978. Suicide chompers.Copy !req
979. Estás loco.Copy !req
980. You're crazy.Copy !req
981. Well I mean, if you
think about it,Copy !req
982. it's really no differentCopy !req
983. than a woman walking
into a crowded marketCopy !req
984. with ten kilos of C4 packed
in her baby's stroller.Copy !req
985. Makes sense to me.Copy !req
986. Well, not really, but why not
send in a suicide bomberCopy !req
987. that has a bomb
that doesn't just go off once,Copy !req
988. but over and over and over?Copy !req
989. So what makes you think
bin Laden might be there?Copy !req
990. What makes you think
he isn't?Copy !req
991. Sorry.Copy !req
992. Dusty, can you
grab that?Copy !req
993. Little help here, buddy.Copy !req
994. We still gotta make it
up that hill.Copy !req
995. Then what?Copy !req
996. I don't know, I'm not
a cruise director.Copy !req
997. Can't feel my leg.Copy !req
998. That's cause you have
a bottle of Coke in it.Copy !req
999. I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
1000. Remember that weekend we came
home from munitions trainingCopy !req
1001. and Carol had all your
stuff across the front yard?Copy !req
1002. Damn yard sale.Copy !req
1003. It was all your
stuff, too.Copy !req
1004. She had it priced good.Copy !req
1005. She sold my alligator boots.Copy !req
1006. I bought three pairs of jeans.Copy !req
1007. Parker.Copy !req
1008. Get up, Parker.Copy !req
1009. Get up, soldier.Copy !req
1010. I can't.Copy !req
1011. We're almost there.Copy !req
1012. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1013. They're coming!Copy !req
1014. What else is new?Copy !req
1015. Shoot 'em.Copy !req
1016. We're going to have to find
some water if we're goingCopy !req
1017. to get this thing
running again.Copy !req
1018. Pee in it.Copy !req
1019. Ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
1020. I went an hour ago.Copy !req
1021. Well, I'm empty—
We leave it.Copy !req
1022. Leave it?Copy !req
1023. It's a perfectly good truck.Copy !req
1024. Put a for sale sign
on it.Copy !req
1025. Somebody
will come along.Copy !req
1026. No, we wait around
a bit.Copy !req
1027. We'll find water.Copy !req
1028. What do you want us
to do, a rain dance?Copy !req
1029. Hey, pack it up.Copy !req
1030. I don't want to be
here when it gets dark.Copy !req
1031. We got to at least
take this gun.Copy !req
1032. Oh sure, as long as
you want to carry it.Copy !req
1033. Never mind.Copy !req
1034. What?Copy !req
1035. One here, one there,
they weren't using them.Copy !req
1036. Don't shoot yourself in
the foot, Captain America.Copy !req
1037. Don't shoot
anyone in the foot.Copy !req
1038. Come on,
almost there.Copy !req
1039. They're coming up fast!Copy !req
1040. I got one!Copy !req
1041. You with me, buddy?Copy !req
1042. Huh— Parker?Copy !req
1043. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1044. Just tightening
my shirt.Copy !req
1045. I got to go
in here and clear this,Copy !req
1046. but then I'm coming back
to fix your legCopy !req
1047. I promise.Copy !req
1048. Okay?Copy !req
1049. You have my gun?Copy !req
1050. All right, let's go.Copy !req
1051. Stay with me, buddy.Copy !req
1052. This can't be
a good idea.Copy !req
1053. It's not.Copy !req
1054. We're clear.Copy !req
1055. What do you think
they're on line for?Copy !req
1056. Who knows?Copy !req
1057. They're crazy.Copy !req
1058. Eight trillion dollars worth
of untapped natural resourcesCopy !req
1059. here and no one can seem
to get past the oil.Copy !req
1060. I think I'd rather take
my chances out in the open.Copy !req
1061. I think
you're right.Copy !req
1062. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1063. Just run!Copy !req
1064. Chip!Copy !req
1065. Get out of here!Copy !req
1066. Chip!Copy !req
1067. DC, we're coming!Copy !req
1068. Get out the way!Copy !req
1069. Here!Copy !req
1070. I got you, I got you.Copy !req
1071. It hurt.Copy !req
1072. They don't call it
Big Mama for nothing.Copy !req
1073. All right.Copy !req
1074. Let's get your leg fixed.Copy !req
1075. I just want to lay
down for a second.Copy !req
1076. Just let me lay here.Copy !req
1077. We can do that.Copy !req
1078. I really
want my dog back.Copy !req
1079. Okay.Copy !req
1080. We can do that.Copy !req
1081. Bark.Copy !req
1082. Stay with me, man.Copy !req
1083. Stay with me.Copy !req
1084. I always loved her.Copy !req
1085. I know.Copy !req
1086. Oh God.Copy !req
1087. DC.Copy !req
1088. Zombies
and insurgents.Copy !req
1089. Flank out.Copy !req
1090. Keep your eyes peeled.Copy !req
1091. Lock and load.Copy !req
1092. Shoot anything that's
alive or zombie-fied.Copy !req
1093. What did the zombie eat after
he got his teeth pulled?Copy !req
1094. I don't know— what?Copy !req
1095. The dentist.Copy !req
1096. Shut your mouth.Copy !req
1097. You might as well send up a
flare while you're at it.Copy !req
1098. Sorry.Copy !req
1099. But you just
gave me the best idea.Copy !req
1100. I don't know if these
things can smell thisCopy !req
1101. but this is the best we
can do for now.Copy !req
1102. And then what?Copy !req
1103. When we get square,
we come back for him.Copy !req
1104. What are you going
to do with these?Copy !req
1105. These rightfully belong
to his ex-wife,Copy !req
1106. but that ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
1107. Uh, how'd he
carry this thing?Copy !req
1108. There's movement down there.Copy !req
1109. Wait, wait, wait,
wait— Derek?Copy !req
1110. Derek!Copy !req
1111. I can't' believe
you're here!Copy !req
1112. Derek!Copy !req
1113. You're so stupid!Copy !req
1114. Come on.Copy !req
1115. Why doesn't it surprise me
you're not wearing a shirt?Copy !req
1116. I'm going to have
to borrow one.Copy !req
1117. Give 'em a little taste
of their own medicine.Copy !req
1118. Anything that decides it
needs a breath of fresh air,Copy !req
1119. it will most certainly be
its last.Copy !req
1120. Again.Copy !req
1121. Will you go grab that guy?Copy !req
1122. The idea of a civilian
covered in guns out hereCopy !req
1123. peeing by himself makes
me a little nervous.Copy !req
1124. Where would you
like me to grab him?Copy !req
1125. That's up to you, amigo.Copy !req
1126. He's done okay
this far.Copy !req
1127. Well I guess you
can choose to be offendedCopy !req
1128. by that comment.Copy !req
1129. Or you can see it
as a gesture of caringCopy !req
1130. that I don't want another
American to die out here.Copy !req
1131. Especially not
under my watch.Copy !req
1132. Thank you, then.Copy !req
1133. Hey.Copy !req
1134. Would you
put those away?Copy !req
1135. That one, too.Copy !req
1136. Sorry.Copy !req
1137. Hey, check this out.Copy !req
1138. No question.Copy !req
1139. Seems like a
lot of extra effort.Copy !req
1140. Pays off.Copy !req
1141. I'm wearing DC's dog tags
to prove it.Copy !req
1142. So they slit the throats,
wire them up,Copy !req
1143. hoping to
draw in the opposition.Copy !req
1144. When the booby trap
doesn't work,Copy !req
1145. they send in
the second string to eat them.Copy !req
1146. Sounds right.Copy !req
1147. We must be getting close
to our objective.Copy !req
1148. We'll make the
final push at dawn.Copy !req
1149. Derek, what
are you doing here?Copy !req
1150. What am I doing here?Copy !req
1151. I'm doing what
needs to be done.Copy !req
1152. You need to come home.Copy !req
1153. No.Copy !req
1154. Yeah, I thought about, for
weeks, what I was going to sayCopy !req
1155. to you when I found you and
I realized none of thatCopy !req
1156. really matters
because you're stubbornCopy !req
1157. and no matter what
anyone says to youCopy !req
1158. it's never going to
change your mind.Copy !req
1159. Remember when we were kids,Copy !req
1160. and the weatherman spoke about
the wind chill factor?Copy !req
1161. And you always thoughtCopy !req
1162. he was talking about the
wind chill factory?Copy !req
1163. And you said it's always
colder in the wind chill factoryCopy !req
1164. because it's in Alaska?Copy !req
1165. It is always colder in
the wind chill factory.Copy !req
1166. No matter what anyone says to
you, you're never goingCopy !req
1167. to change your mind.Copy !req
1168. If you don't want to
for yourself,Copy !req
1169. will you do it for me?Copy !req
1170. If you care about me,
will you come home?Copy !req
1171. Because I care
about you, I can't.Copy !req
1172. Are you okay?Copy !req
1173. Are you?Copy !req
1174. Dusty!Copy !req
1175. Run!Copy !req
1176. If you saw Derek,
why didn't you stop him?Copy !req
1177. I'm not his babysitter.Copy !req
1178. He's a grown man.Copy !req
1179. If he wants to get
eaten, he can get eaten.Copy !req
1180. I don't care if he doesn't
value his own life,Copy !req
1181. but he's going
to get us all killed.Copy !req
1182. No offense, Dusty, but
being this closeCopy !req
1183. he's probably already dead.Copy !req
1184. And if not, there'll probably
be a ticker tape paradeCopy !req
1185. waiting for us
when we get there.Copy !req
1186. Let's go.Copy !req
1187. I don't think he's dead.Copy !req
1188. Thanks.Copy !req
1189. It's the back door.Copy !req
1190. Thank you "Call of Duty."Copy !req
1191. Wish my brother wasn't
so stubborn.Copy !req
1192. You're confusing
stubborn with stupid.Copy !req
1193. Geez, Chapo do you
ever stop?Copy !req
1194. Cut him some slack.Copy !req
1195. He was never asked to
a dance in high school.Copy !req
1196. Still eats him up inside.Copy !req
1197. So what's eating
you, Tomboy?Copy !req
1198. I'd kill for an hour
on the beach right now.Copy !req
1199. Yeah?Copy !req
1200. Do you like to rollerblade?Copy !req
1201. Never been.Copy !req
1202. I love rollerblading.Copy !req
1203. I used to go every
weekend back home.Copy !req
1204. You know what the hardest
thing about rollerblading is?Copy !req
1205. Probably, uh,
learning how to stop.Copy !req
1206. It's telling your parents
you're gay.Copy !req
1207. Stay or go?Copy !req
1208. Stay or go?Copy !req
1209. We're running short
on time.Copy !req
1210. We got to get there
before the air strike.Copy !req
1211. Move out!Copy !req
1212. What do we got?Copy !req
1213. Looks like someone
let the dogs out.Copy !req
1214. Derek's been here.Copy !req
1215. Stay tight.Copy !req
1216. Shoot anything
on two feet.Copy !req
1217. Joker, take Big Mama.Copy !req
1218. Thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
1219. I'm gonna flank the perimeter,
see if I can find an opening.Copy !req
1220. Chip, not a good idea.Copy !req
1221. The sooner we secure the cave
the sooner we know exactlyCopy !req
1222. what we're dealing with.Copy !req
1223. I'll find a radio
and call HQ.Copy !req
1224. It's a death sentence.Copy !req
1225. I knew that when
I enlisted.Copy !req
1226. I'm coming too.Copy !req
1227. Like hell you are.Copy !req
1228. My brother
might be there.Copy !req
1229. Along with everything else.Copy !req
1230. I'm coming.Copy !req
1231. It's her life.Copy !req
1232. All right,
don't be long.Copy !req
1233. If our birds actually show up
we don't want to beCopy !req
1234. anywhere near this place.Copy !req
1235. I only need a few.Copy !req
1236. Stay close.Copy !req
1237. Let's give him some cover.Copy !req
1238. Wake up Big Mama.Copy !req
1239. She's awake.Copy !req
1240. I gotta
remember this room.Copy !req
1241. Watch your head.Copy !req
1242. Get them!Copy !req
1243. Get them!Copy !req
1244. We're in business.Copy !req
1245. Dusty— What are
you doing?Copy !req
1246. That hat almost got
you killed, bro.Copy !req
1247. Come on, we've got
to get out of here.Copy !req
1248. I've called an air strike—
We have to leave now.Copy !req
1249. This is the end of the
cave as far as I can tell.Copy !req
1250. This is the last room.Copy !req
1251. I knew it.Copy !req
1252. We got to move.Copy !req
1253. We got to go now!Copy !req
1254. Oh I hate
being in the back!Copy !req
1255. Go, go!Copy !req
1256. I'm right behind you!Copy !req
1257. Tomboy, down!Copy !req
1258. Joker!Copy !req
1259. Where's he hit?Copy !req
1260. I don't know—
Looking for the entry.Copy !req
1261. Well get the vest off!Copy !req
1262. Just what
I need, right?Copy !req
1263. Another pie hole.Copy !req
1264. Yeah, well
shut both of them.Copy !req
1265. Put pressure on it.Copy !req
1266. Put your hand here.Copy !req
1267. Stay with me, Joker.Copy !req
1268. I mean it.Copy !req
1269. I don't
have anything.Copy !req
1270. So, there's
a murderer, right?Copy !req
1271. He's sitting in an
electric chair.Copy !req
1272. He's about to be executed.Copy !req
1273. "Any last requests?"
asks the chaplain.Copy !req
1274. "Sure," says the murderer.Copy !req
1275. Will you hold my hand?Copy !req
1276. That was the worst
joke I've ever heard.Copy !req
1277. They're all bad.Copy !req
1278. I'm going to miss you.Copy !req
1279. I'm going to miss me, too.Copy !req
1280. Damn you!Copy !req
1281. Where's Derek?Copy !req
1282. He was right
behind us.Copy !req
1283. We have to go
back and get him.Copy !req
1284. Dusty, there's no time.Copy !req
1285. The strike's coming now.Copy !req
1286. Just in time to blow
out the candles.Copy !req
1287. Die!Copy !req
1288. Die!Copy !req
1289. Who crapped their pants?Copy !req
1290. This is what
I've been waiting for.Copy !req
1291. Go back to hell
you son of a...Copy !req
1292. Bring in the rain... we gotta
get out of here.Copy !req
1293. Derek!Copy !req
1294. Derek!Copy !req
1295. We've got to move.Copy !req
1296. Target neutralized.Copy !req
1297. Pick up our boys
and bring them home.Copy !req
1298. Guys, we got a straggler.Copy !req
1299. Shoot it,
I'm too tired.Copy !req
1300. You have got
to be kidding me.Copy !req
1301. Derek?Copy !req
1302. Derek!Copy !req
1303. Derek!Copy !req
1304. Oh!Copy !req
1305. It's over.Copy !req
1306. I got him.Copy !req
1307. You're so stupid!Copy !req
1308. Was it worth it?Copy !req
1309. Yeah.Copy !req
1310. Nothing left
of the bastard.Copy !req
1311. I got to say,
I'm kind of jealous.Copy !req
1312. Amen, brother.Copy !req
1313. The man who did the deed.Copy !req
1314. I don't know about you guys,
but I'm due for a leave.Copy !req
1315. Yeah, I could
use some time off.Copy !req
1316. What are you doing the next
couple of months?Copy !req
1317. I'm available.Copy !req
1318. I'd go
to Alaska if you go.Copy !req
1319. Alaska it is.Copy !req
1320. You might have to wear a shirt,
it's kind of cold out there.Copy !req
1321. Hey, well he isn't
coming with us, is he?Copy !req
1322. I don't know.Copy !req
1323. Derek, do you want to go?Copy !req
1324. Please no.Copy !req
1325. I wouldn't mind seeing the
wind chill factory up there.Copy !req