1. I remember taking the first dip in
the Oslo fjord on the first of May.Copy !req
2. I remember driving into
Oslo on Sunday at sunset.Copy !req
3. The city was completely empty.Copy !req
4. I remember how tall the trees seemed
compared to those in Northern Norway.Copy !req
5. I remember thinking,
"I'll remember this."Copy !req
6. I remember dad sitting
in the kitchen, smoking.Copy !req
7. Drinking coffee,
listening to the radio.Copy !req
8. I don't remember Oslo as such,
it's people I remember.Copy !req
9. We moved to the city.
We felt extermely mature.Copy !req
10. I remember hours on trams,
busses, the metro, -Copy !req
11. - walking along endless roads
to some mythical party, -Copy !req
12. - where you never knew whether
you were invited or not.Copy !req
13. I remember how free I felt
the first time I came to Oslo.Copy !req
14. Then I realised how small Oslo is.Copy !req
15. I remember mom showing me where
she once rented a room.Copy !req
16. - There's only offices there now.
- Every football match I've played, -Copy !req
17. - was with friends I still have.
And that's because I'm from Oslo.Copy !req
18. - I remember his laughter.
- The scent of salt on her skin.Copy !req
19. Everyone was sure we'd win.
I remember the disappointment.Copy !req
20. - I remember the first snow.
- Everyone smoked back then.Copy !req
21. How he insisted "melancholy"
was cooler than "nostalgic".Copy !req
22. We had so much time on our hands.Copy !req
23. How my bed didn't fit into the flat.Copy !req
24. - I remember walking past his flat.
- I remember having a best friend.Copy !req
25. - It's a parking lot today.
- I never saw him again.Copy !req
26. I remember when they
tore down the Philips building.Copy !req
27. - Getting high on food now, Gisle?
- Shut up.Copy !req
28. And I never had that feeling
when I went out before.Copy !req
29. But I do now, and I don't know why.
Because I've been doing great here.Copy !req
30. But the last month or two, -Copy !req
31. I've really started to worry.Copy !req
32. Because...
Well, I'm scared shitless.Copy !req
33. Scared of the future?Copy !req
34. It's like I'm right back to
when I started doing drugs.Copy !req
35. As if I'm back in primary school
emotionally.Copy !req
36. That black...Copy !req
37. Void, or...Copy !req
38. It's like it's back.Copy !req
39. And the relief -Copy !req
40. - from shooting up is gone.Copy !req
41. So I have serious doubts
about how I'm going to live now.Copy !req
42. How to live with it.Copy !req
43. Thanks.Copy !req
44. The past days I haven't had any...Copy !req
45. I haven't had strong
feelings in any direction.Copy !req
46. I feel tired, but that's
because I havent slept well.Copy !req
47. - You've got a big job interview today.
- Yeah.Copy !req
48. Would you like to talk about it?Copy !req
49. Well, there's not much to talk about.Copy !req
50. This is for the return trip. Remember
to tell them to enter via Losbyveien.Copy !req
51. Taxis from Oslo always have
trouble finding us out here.Copy !req
52. I'll see you back here later.Copy !req
53. Goodbye and good luck.Copy !req
54. - Hello?
- Hi, it's Anders.Copy !req
55. Wow. Hi, Anders. Come in.Copy !req
56. You see who's here?Copy !req
57. Hi.Copy !req
58. Hi.Copy !req
59. Hi.Copy !req
60. Remember me?Copy !req
61. - I was just in the neighbourhood.
- Cool. Come in.Copy !req
62. - Is this a bad time?
- No, not at all.Copy !req
63. Long time no see.Copy !req
64. - Want some coffee, Anders?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
65. We have drinking-yoghurt,
juice, beer. Want a beer?Copy !req
66. No, coffee will be fine.Copy !req
67. Thanks.Copy !req
68. You're having beer? He doesn't
usually drink for lunch.Copy !req
69. You've completed the program?Copy !req
70. I've got two more weeks,
then I'm done.Copy !req
71. - You think it's helped?
- Well...Copy !req
72. - Is that a troll?
- I guess so.Copy !req
73. Why did you draw a troll?Copy !req
74. - You're looking at Anders?
- Because it's so big.Copy !req
75. So big, right.
Anders used to be a drug troll.Copy !req
76. Have you heard about heroin
and speed and so on? Or khat?Copy !req
77. - You've heard of "cat"?
- Yes.Copy !req
78. Daddy used to party with
Anders sometimes.Copy !req
79. But now I have to be here with
you and mom, which is really nice.Copy !req
80. You want to give him the drawing?Copy !req
81. - Is it for me? thanks a lot.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
82. She seems to like you.Copy !req
83. There's this guy at the home, -Copy !req
84. - some pitiful junky,
who had to play Thomas.Copy !req
85. - What do you mean?
- We do role playing, psychodrama.Copy !req
86. It's part of the treatment.
The other residents play people -Copy !req
87. - in my life, like my sister or you.Copy !req
88. So a dopehead plays me?Copy !req
89. "A dopehead." So how's it done?Copy !req
90. Well, you have to improvise.Copy !req
91. They stand in a circle, try
to tempt me with stuff.Copy !req
92. "Anders, remember how the dope
makes you feel warm inside."Copy !req
93. "You can just smoke it,
no need to shoot up."Copy !req
94. Well, stuff like that, you know.Copy !req
95. And... But the guys who played
you, didn't have much to...Copy !req
96. - Not much to go on?
- No relevant experience.Copy !req
97. They were suppose to tempt
me with academic stuff.Copy !req
98. But they had no idea.Copy !req
99. "I've got a really awesome book here,
a really cool book. Adorno..."Copy !req
100. - Seems they captured my complexity.
- He tempted me with his academia.Copy !req
101. I can't believe you fell for it.Copy !req
102. Well, it always ends the same
way, with the same words:Copy !req
103. "I love you, Anders. I forgive you."Copy !req
104. Like it's something they all
think they need to head.Copy !req
105. But enough of that.Copy !req
106. - You look well.
- You think so?Copy !req
107. I didn't get much sleep last night.Copy !req
108. I had my first so-called
"evening leave".Copy !req
109. I met Malin.
She's moving to Stockholm.Copy !req
110. - Malin? Do I know her?
- How could you?Copy !req
111. Anders pulls so many women
you can't keep track.Copy !req
112. - I don't think you've met.
- Here I am, feeling sorry for you.Copy !req
113. Looking so tired. But you've just
been hustling Swedish chicks.Copy !req
114. I don't know.Copy !req
115. I wasn't quite there.Copy !req
116. Maybe I expected too much.Copy !req
117. I felt nothing.Copy !req
118. Proust said, "Trying to understand
desire by watching a nude woman" -Copy !req
119. - " is like a child taking apart
a clock to understand time."Copy !req
120. Jeez. He's trying to be personal,
and you hit him with a quote!Copy !req
121. So if he's personal, I
have to be personal too?Copy !req
122. But it's been ages since I
slept with a Swedish chick.Copy !req
123. But his point was the opposite
of your Proust quote.Copy !req
124. He said he didn't feel any desire.Copy !req
125. At least listen to what he's sayingCopy !req
126. Sure, but... Proust is Proust.Copy !req
127. Ring the buzzer and I'll
help you with the groceries.Copy !req
128. Sorry.Copy !req
129. It's crazy.Copy !req
130. Excuse me, have you seen
Albert's teething ring?Copy !req
131. - No, I can't remember. I don't know.
- Okay.Copy !req
132. - Bye.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
133. Oh, shit. Rebecca?Copy !req
134. - Check the fridge door.
- Right. Thanks.Copy !req
135. He's getting his teeth.Copy !req
136. He needs something cool
to soothe his gums.Copy !req
137. Welcome to my life.Copy !req
138. I saw your parents the other day.
In the Frogner Park.Copy !req
139. The still seem so much in love,
attentive, like a model couple.Copy !req
140. - The're selling the house, you know.
- Selling Fagerborg? Why?Copy !req
141. Well, they had to borrow
a great deal of money.Copy !req
142. I've fucked up so bad
financially, you have no idea.Copy !req
143. Dad said they planned
to sell it anyway.Copy !req
144. To trevel more after the retired.
They're in Nice now, actually.Copy !req
145. So what's the deal?
Are you just out for a spell?Copy !req
146. I'm meeting my sister later, and...Copy !req
147. I've actually got a job interview.Copy !req
148. A job interview? Cool.Copy !req
149. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
150. It's just temporary.
Editorial assistant at Folio.Copy !req
151. But that's cool!Copy !req
152. No, it's not. I had to apply as part
of the program they stuck me in.Copy !req
153. No, that's awesome. Like...Copy !req
154. I mean, if you get foothold there,
you'll end up as editor in no time.Copy !req
155. Hey, cut the crap.Copy !req
156. - You're much smarter than them.
- I'm notCopy !req
157. What about the articles you wrote?
- That was six years ago!Copy !req
158. And only because I was because I was partying
with Knut, not because I could write.Copy !req
159. I often worried that something
might happen to you.Copy !req
160. That someone would call and
say, "Anders took an OD."Copy !req
161. When Iselin left, -Copy !req
162. - I was almost certain that was it.Copy !req
163. "I'll lose Anders."Copy !req
164. I guess I distanced myself from you.Copy !req
165. Why not go back to Iselin?Copy !req
166. I think...Copy !req
167. She doesn't want to talk to me.Copy !req
168. Don't you think things have changed?Copy !req
169. Iselin is strong. She kept calling
me whenever you disappeared.Copy !req
170. Asked me to help look for you.Copy !req
171. I must admit I gave up after a while.Copy !req
172. But Iselin never gave up.Copy !req
173. Yeah, but there you have it.
It doesn't mean enough to me.Copy !req
174. I looked forward to meeting Malin.Copy !req
175. But when I saw her, I'd no idea
what I'd made such a fuss about.Copy !req
176. Iselin is different. You loved her.Copy !req
177. No, I didn't.Copy !req
178. Don't be stupid.
You were completely lost in her.Copy !req
179. That was when I started shooting up.Copy !req
180. Like, I got some money today.Copy !req
181. My first thought was to use it for heroin.Copy !req
182. It just instinctively popped into my mind.Copy !req
183. Going back there isn't an option.Copy !req
184. It's a reflex.
It doesn't mean you'll do it.Copy !req
185. But it's not about heroin, not really.Copy !req
186. Look at me. I'm 34 years old.
I have nothing.Copy !req
187. I can't start from scratch.
Don't you understand?Copy !req
188. - I know it's not easy...
- I don't want pity.Copy !req
189. I know that.
I'm just saying you can still make it.Copy !req
190. - Make what?
- Lots of stuff.Copy !req
191. You've got a family to back you up,
friends, brains. Like, come on!Copy !req
192. Look at the others at rehab.Copy !req
193. They don't have those opportunities.Copy !req
194. Sure, but they're happy.Copy !req
195. - to work in a warehouse and
have kids with some ex-raver.Copy !req
196. - Be a loser, if that's what you want.
- No it's not what I want.Copy !req
197. Fuck, I didn't come here to...Copy !req
198. I don't need you to tell
me to get my act together.Copy !req
199. - So I'm way out of line?
- No you're not. Sorry.Copy !req
200. Remember what you once said?Copy !req
201. "If someone wants to destroy himself,
society should allow him to do so."Copy !req
202. Sounds like something I'd say.Copy !req
203. I was probably thinking about
promoting junk food, or -Copy !req
204. - criminalizing prostitution.
I don't know. But you're not...Copy !req
205. I'm a spoilt brat who fucked up.Copy !req
206. If you're unsentimental about it,
nobady needs me. Not really.Copy !req
207. You expect me to be
unsentimental about this?Copy !req
208. No.Copy !req
209. I'm just trying to...Copy !req
210. I just want you to understand.Copy !req
211. If that's how it ends,
it's a choice I've made.Copy !req
212. But you can't go telling me that.
That's horrible, Anders.Copy !req
213. I mean, you mustn't do it,
no matter what happens.Copy !req
214. I can't relate to you telling me
you're planning to commit suicide.Copy !req
215. Is that what you're saying?Copy !req
216. What do you think it'll do to your parents?Copy !req
217. I don't know. They'd assume it's an OD.
Happens all the time.Copy !req
218. You've had these thoughts before.
They've always passed.Copy !req
219. It's hell while it lasts, but...Copy !req
220. Except it won't.Copy !req
221. Oh, come on.Copy !req
222. Come on what?Copy !req
223. You got through it before.Copy !req
224. I mean, if you have to look
at your life from the outside...Copy !req
225. If you have the time, like you had.Copy !req
226. I think anyone would get depressed.Copy !req
227. Well, maybe.Copy !req
228. But it's pretty fucked up.
I see happy people.Copy !req
229. I've always thought happy
people must be morons.Copy !req
230. They are morons.Copy !req
231. Obviously.Copy !req
232. Yeah.Copy !req
233. But you two are happy.Copy !req
234. And you're not morons, are you?Copy !req
235. Sometimes I wonder.
It's like, "What are we doing?"Copy !req
236. And "happy" would probably be to exaggerate.
But it's okay.Copy !req
237. You could get there, if
that's what you want.Copy !req
238. Well, it's not like I
want to live your life.Copy !req
239. I mean...Copy !req
240. I don't want kids.
They're cute enough, but...Copy !req
241. - Is that what it takes? -No.Copy !req
242. And research is your thing.Copy !req
243. I never thought it was that
thrilling to scrutinise Rilke, -Copy !req
244. - dissect sentences, write
articles nobody reads.Copy !req
245. - It seems meaningless to me.
- Well, there goes my existence.Copy !req
246. - Is that how you see my life?
- Hey...Copy !req
247. Sorry. I just... I only meant to say...Copy !req
248. You're good at all that.Copy !req
249. My head is bursting with trivialities.Copy !req
250. I can't sort them out. My back is a mess.Copy !req
251. Probably from sitting too much.Copy !req
252. And now I'm caught up in renovating
the flats where we live.Copy !req
253. The other owners just
dump everything on me.Copy !req
254. I've got two upcoming lectures that
I've got to start preparing, one -Copy !req
255. - on Wergeland's tenure as
Keeper of the National Archives.Copy !req
256. Yeah, it sucs. I can't focus on anything.Copy !req
257. Rebekka and I hardly have sex anymore.
Not at all, really.Copy !req
258. To top it up, albert's
got some kind of rash, -Copy !req
259. - and I have to find an ointment.
It's like... I don't know.Copy !req
260. I can't even choose my own company.
People with kids that Julia likes.Copy !req
261. And that's not many.Copy !req
262. So there we sit, pretending to have fun.Copy !req
263. Two glasses of wine.
That's as good as it gets.Copy !req
264. Frigging pathetic.Copy !req
265. After Albert came, I
hoped to start writing.Copy !req
266. But I haven't done shit.
Rebekka and I hardly talk anymore.Copy !req
267. I got a Playstation.
We sit and play Battlefield. Drink beer.Copy !req
268. We accept some invitations, then
decide we'd rather stay at home.Copy !req
269. We tell the babysitter something's come up.Copy !req
270. We sit there, playing Battlefield.Copy !req
271. And Rebecca is really brutal.
Takes dog tags from other players, -Copy !req
272. - then executes them to
humiliate them properly.Copy !req
273. And that's like the best part.Copy !req
274. What a life.Copy !req
275. Sorry, I had to laugh.Copy !req
276. Want to wait for your sister
at my place?Copy !req
277. - I think I'll catch the job interview.
- Really?Copy !req
278. Why not? It'll probably
be a disaster.Copy !req
279. But I have to rush.
It's at two.Copy !req
280. - Want me to walk with you?
- No, I'll be okay.Copy !req
281. Join us for dinner.
Calle and Mirjam are having a party.Copy !req
282. They'd love to see you.Copy !req
283. I don't think so.Copy !req
284. Now don't do anything stupid.
You'd fuck me up so bad.Copy !req
285. - Promise? -I promise.Copy !req
286. Come to the party. And...Copy !req
287. Give my regards to your siste.
Good luck with the job interview.Copy !req
288. Bye.Copy !req
289. Hi, Iselin. It's Anders.Copy !req
290. Well, I know it's late
where you are, but...Copy !req
291. You probably don't want to talk to me.
I've got a new number.Copy !req
292. So if there's anything...Copy !req
293. Please call me when you hear this.Copy !req
294. It's 985 45 376.Copy !req
295. Right. It's kind of important,
so if you...Copy !req
296. I'd really like to talk to you.
Okay. Bye.Copy !req
297. Excuse me?Copy !req
298. David Molvaer, is he here?
It's about the editorial assistant position.Copy !req
299. David!Copy !req
300. Do you read our publication?Copy !req
301. - Yeah
- Well, go on, what do you think?Copy !req
302. I like it. Uh...Copy !req
303. I think the last couple of
issues show great improvement.Copy !req
304. I like the new layout.Copy !req
305. You're still a little too...Copy !req
306. - Your profile is perhaps a bit vague.
- In what way?Copy !req
307. Well, you resemble the The Window,
which makes it hard to set you apart.Copy !req
308. Specially when they're
better in some areas.Copy !req
309. - Really? Like what?
- You do many things well.Copy !req
310. But take the article on Mad Men
and The Man Without Qualities.Copy !req
311. It's not a bad idea as such.
But there are many of these -Copy !req
312. - intellectual articles on HBO
TV series and video games.Copy !req
313. It feels a bit like a media studies paper.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
314. Samantha in Sex in the City
seen through Schopenhauer.Copy !req
315. People want something a bit
lighter to read in between.Copy !req
316. But the articles still
have to be well written.Copy !req
317. In the long term I hope to expand
into the English language market.Copy !req
318. We'd lose our public grants, but
opening up the English market -Copy !req
319. - would allow us to specialise.Copy !req
320. That sounds great.Copy !req
321. My girlfriend works in New York,
so I have some contacts there.Copy !req
322. - You've written for the Morning Post?
- Yeah.Copy !req
323. - You write well.
- You think so?Copy !req
324. ThanksCopy !req
325. But when I look at your CV, -Copy !req
326. - there's almost nothing after 2005.Copy !req
327. Well, there wasn't anything I
thought would be relevant.Copy !req
328. Everything's relevant to us.Copy !req
329. So what were you doing?Copy !req
330. - Did some odd jobs from time to time.
- Okay. Like what?Copy !req
331. - You really want to know?
- Of course.Copy !req
332. I was a drug addict.Copy !req
333. Okay. But...Copy !req
334. - What kind of drug addict?
- Just about anything.Copy !req
335. Cocaine, ecstacy, alcohol...Copy !req
336. Heroin as well.Copy !req
337. I was dealing a bit as well.
Should I put that on my CV?Copy !req
338. But I'm clean now. I haven't even
had a beer in almost ten months.Copy !req
339. So I'm completely clean now.Copy !req
340. Yeah, that's...Copy !req
341. Not many people manage to get through that.
So that's...Copy !req
342. Extraordinary.Copy !req
343. Het, Let's just forget it.Copy !req
344. - Just hand it over.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
345. - My application.
- May we keep it? I could...Copy !req
346. No, I'll take it.Copy !req
347. I don't get it.Copy !req
348. - Sorry.
- It's all right.Copy !req
349. I play the piano.Copy !req
350. Me too. But I'm not that good.Copy !req
351. - Okay. So what do you play?
- A bit like...Copy !req
352. - Stuff like "For Elise".
- Classical?Copy !req
353. - And you?
- Not classical. It's more...Copy !req
354. Improvised jazz.
I hate practicing.Copy !req
355. There was all this pressure on him.Copy !req
356. It was hard. Absolutely.Copy !req
357. Many people have a hard
time, but what he did...Copy !req
358. - He went too far,
- Too much money, too much...Copy !req
359. The kids from her group
got kindergerten places.Copy !req
360. We'll probably get places too, but
with one kid at one centre and...Copy !req
361. I know.Copy !req
362. - He's got a great singing voice.
- Not any longer.Copy !req
363. Not since he shot himself.Copy !req
364. If you're going to shoot
yourself, don't use a shotgun!Copy !req
365. No, his voice isn't quite the same.Copy !req
366. Not since he shot himself.Copy !req
367. Blew his head off, like "splat".Copy !req
368. I didn't know what to do.
Can hardly speak when he's like that.Copy !req
369. He said so, just like that?Copy !req
370. Yesterday, when we were
brushing our teeth, he went...Copy !req
371. He didn't say so directly.Copy !req
372. He started going on about how he
isn't sure how he feels about us.Copy !req
373. Or if he wants to be with me.
Then he says he wants to.Copy !req
374. But that...
He starts going like...Copy !req
375. That he doesn't know
what he feels?Copy !req
376. Yeah, or...Copy !req
377. - About what? You?
- About me, and...Copy !req
378. I want to marry, have kids.
Travel the world. Buy a house.Copy !req
379. Have romantic holidays.
Eat only ice cream for a day.Copy !req
380. Live abroad.
Reach and maintain my ideal weight.Copy !req
381. Write a great novel.
Stay in touch with old friends.Copy !req
382. I want to plant a tree.
Make a delicious dinner from scatch.Copy !req
383. Feel completely successful.Copy !req
384. Go ice bathing, swim with dolphins.
Have a birthday party, a proper one.Copy !req
385. Live to be a hundred.
Stay married until I die.Copy !req
386. Send an exciting message in a bottle
and get an equally interesting reply.Copy !req
387. Overcome all my fears and phobias.
Lie watching the clouds all day.Copy !req
388. Have an old house full of knickknacks.
Run a full marathon.Copy !req
389. Read a book that's so great I'll
remember quotes from it all my life.Copy !req
390. Paint stunning pictures
that show how I really feel.Copy !req
391. Cover a wall with oaintings
and words close to my heart.Copy !req
392. Own all the seasons
of my favourite shows.Copy !req
393. Attract attention to an important
issue, make people listen to me.Copy !req
394. Go skydiving, skinny-dipping,
fly a helicopter.Copy !req
395. Have a good job I look
forward to every day.Copy !req
396. I want a romantic, unique proposal.
Sleep beneath open skies.Copy !req
397. Hike on Besseggen, act in a film
or play at the National Theatre.Copy !req
398. Win a fortune in the lottery.
Make useful everyday items.Copy !req
399. And be loved.Copy !req
400. - Hi, Anders.
- Hi. Where's Nina?Copy !req
401. Well, she's stuck in a meeting.Copy !req
402. Some Foreign Affairs thing.
She asked me to come.Copy !req
403. - So she's not coming?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
404. I'll take you there.
I've got the keys.Copy !req
405. - A Pepsi Max and a bruschetta.
- One brushetta.Copy !req
406. I'm good.Copy !req
407. You pronounced it correctly.
Everyone says "brushetta".Copy !req
408. They correct you
if you pronounce it right.Copy !req
409. - Didn't know you were back together.
- You didn't?Copy !req
410. Well, it's been a while now.Copy !req
411. Nina wanted to know how
the job interview went.Copy !req
412. I'd rather tell her myself.Copy !req
413. Could you text her,
ask if she'll make it?Copy !req
414. You know, Nina's...Copy !req
415. Nina's a bit worried now
that you're back outside.Copy !req
416. Okay.Copy !req
417. She saw herself sitting here,
you not showing up, and...Copy !req
418. She just needs time.Copy !req
419. You mean she doesn't want to see me?Copy !req
420. No, that's not it.Copy !req
421. But you've talked about it?Copy !req
422. She waited for you all yesterday.
Then suddenly you cancel.Copy !req
423. Yes, but I didn't get evening leave.
I said so. Is that my fault?Copy !req
424. What's her number again?Copy !req
425. What's her number?
Do I have to go there myself?Copy !req
426. No, don't. Nina isn't there.Copy !req
427. Nina's at home. She'll probably
stay there a few more days.Copy !req
428. You'll be out soon,
and that's not easy for her.Copy !req
429. I hope you understand.Copy !req
430. But she's really proud of you.Copy !req
431. That you've come through this.Copy !req
432. She just needs time.Copy !req
433. Here you go.Copy !req
434. I just think... Nina has had too
much family to cope with lately.Copy !req
435. Your mom has been coming
by with stuff all summer.Copy !req
436. - What sort of stuff?
- Most recently that big red painting.Copy !req
437. - The one above the sofa?
- She made Nina take it.Copy !req
438. It's your mom's favourite.
Why can't she just keep it?Copy !req
439. They still have plenty of room.Copy !req
440. Nina doesn't care
that they're selling the house.Copy !req
441. What do you mean?Copy !req
442. She's happy if they can help you.Copy !req
443. She doesn't need
them to give her stuff.Copy !req
444. - What are you trying to say?
- Nothing, just...Copy !req
445. - Sorry, this is too much.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
446. I know your parents are fucked-up.Copy !req
447. But my issues are my fault.
It's got nothing to do with them.Copy !req
448. That came out wrong.Copy !req
449. I should be going.Copy !req
450. - May we have the check?
- I'll drive you to Fagersborg.Copy !req
451. No, don't bother. I'll walk.
Just give me the keys.Copy !req
452. Okay, but Nina would like...
She wants me to go with you.Copy !req
453. - To escort me to my family home?
- Yes.Copy !req
454. Oh dear. I'm sorry.Copy !req
455. Who came up with that idea?Copy !req
456. - Don't. I'm the one who...
- Relax. No problem.Copy !req
457. - But I don't want to...
- But I do.Copy !req
458. Give my regards to Nina.Copy !req
459. He taught me to bike, row, how you
can exceed the speed limit by 20% -Copy !req
460. - without getting busted.
60 at 50, 108 at 90.Copy !req
461. She spoke of adult matters
in EnglishCopy !req
462. She taught me to always floss.
To put things back where they belong.Copy !req
463. They hated reactionaries, but
waited years before buying a VCR.Copy !req
464. They ware both from Oslo.
Remembered places we passed.Copy !req
465. Slightly deaf, he insisted
on hearing the absurd:Copy !req
466. "What do you think is best?"
"Got waffles on your chest?"Copy !req
467. They thought intellecual achievement
was superior to sports success.Copy !req
468. They were sympathetic to celebrities
who protected their privacy.Copy !req
469. They made me a critical reader,
contemptuous of the less eloquent.Copy !req
470. But anyone I brought home
got a warm welcome.Copy !req
471. They never missed
the evening news.Copy !req
472. He took a test, then proudly told
us he had an artistic personality.Copy !req
473. He said people who valued
military experience were dull.Copy !req
474. She held a tolerant view on drugs.
He wanted to ban barbecuing in parks.Copy !req
475. Democracy was just
the best alternative.Copy !req
476. She thought Bardot should
help people, not animals.Copy !req
477. They respected my privacy.
Maybe too much.Copy !req
478. They taught me religion is
a weakness. I don't know if I agree.Copy !req
479. They never taught me to cook
or build a relationship, -Copy !req
480. - but they seemed happy. They never
told me how friendship dissolvesCopy !req
481. Until you're strangers,
friends in name only.Copy !req
482. They let me be picky about food.
She said I could do as I wished.Copy !req
483. Decide what to be,
who to love, where to live.Copy !req
484. They would always help me. They were
stricter with my sister than with me.Copy !req
485. Thanks.Copy !req
486. - You look good.
- Likewise.Copy !req
487. Hi. Happy birthday.
You look fabulous.Copy !req
488. - Hi, Mirjam.
- Hi.Copy !req
489. - Put it in the kitchen?
- Yeaj, sure.Copy !req
490. Hi. Wow. Good to see you.
It's been a long time.Copy !req
491. - I'm meeting Thomas here.
- They haven't come yet.Copy !req
492. You're gorgeous.Copy !req
493. Just go upstairs and grab a drink.
Calle's there.Copy !req
494. Weren't you going to Bergen?Copy !req
495. Yeah, I was.
I've lived there for like four years.Copy !req
496. Moved home a couple of months ago.Copy !req
497. - So you're living in Oslo now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
498. I'm here, but what am I doing?Copy !req
499. I think I'm trying to remember
what I was supposed to do.Copy !req
500. Yeah.Copy !req
501. Anders? Anders!Copy !req
502. Tell us about the time you slept
with Mirjam's dad.Copy !req
503. - I didn't sleep with him.
- It's way back.Copy !req
504. Ancient history.Copy !req
505. I was at Mirjam's place.
It was late. We were pretty drunk.Copy !req
506. I had to use the bathroom.Copy !req
507. I must've taken a wrong turn and
found myself in a dark room...Copy !req
508. But the funny part is that
you ended up in bed with her dad.Copy !req
509. Yeah, because I just
stumbled in and collapsed.Copy !req
510. Right beside...Copy !req
511. Yeah, then I saw Mirjam's
father lying beside me.Copy !req
512. Right, but the punchline is...Copy !req
513. Anders is lying in bed with her dad.
Just looking at him.Copy !req
514. Being the cool cat he is, he goes,
"Relax. It's just a dream."Copy !req
515. So where was her mother?Copy !req
516. Who cares? The story's about
Mirjam's father and Anders.Copy !req
517. - So you and Mirjam were together?
- No, no. He was with her dad.Copy !req
518. Hey, are you leaving?Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. We're heading down to Robinet.Copy !req
521. Say hello to Anders, ladies.Copy !req
522. Seriousle, he's the best
connected guy in Oslo.Copy !req
523. Connected?Copy !req
524. - Why don't you tag along?
- Huh?Copy !req
525. - Come on.
- Maybe later.Copy !req
526. - Come on, join us.
- No, I'm waiting for Thomas.Copy !req
527. Okay, catch you later.Copy !req
528. - Him, or...?
- Two. The second season.Copy !req
529. Removing the main character
is radical. But it works.Copy !req
530. Imagine doing that in a novel.Copy !req
531. - There you are.
- Hi.Copy !req
532. Have a seat.Copy !req
533. Calle's looking for you.Copy !req
534. Let him look.Copy !req
535. Are you okay? Is the
celebration taking its toll?Copy !req
536. Calle told everyone it's my
birthday. It's actually tomorrow.Copy !req
537. - I think he's trying to cheer me up.
- Birthdays are fun.Copy !req
538. It's a bit easier for you guys
to reach the thirties.Copy !req
539. Look at your pals. None of them
have girlfriends their own age.Copy !req
540. My flat's full of girls I don't know.
20 years old with perky tits.Copy !req
541. Your tits seem pretty perky to me.Copy !req
542. - It's been ages since you saw them.
- I'm an expert.Copy !req
543. - There's no cause for alarm.
- Stop kidding.Copy !req
544. I'm just trying to say...Copy !req
545. You remember Live?
She was here earlier.Copy !req
546. It's not important.Copy !req
547. Anyway, she's of my age. One of
the few friends I still see.Copy !req
548. Who haven't vanished into motherhood.Copy !req
549. She takes me aside, asks proudly -Copy !req
550. - for something
non-alcoholic to drink.Copy !req
551. - Everyone's having kids now.
- Well, fuck them. It's like...Copy !req
552. That's the great thing about you
and Calle. You don't compromise.Copy !req
553. - Would it be that odd if we had kids?
- No, but...Copy !req
554. We've been together for nine years.Copy !req
555. It's not like a kid
would change everything.Copy !req
556. - I'm sure you'll make great parents.
- You think so?Copy !req
557. But sometimes these
things take time, right?Copy !req
558. It's already taken years.Copy !req
559. I think there's something
wrong with me. Some defect...Copy !req
560. I don't know what, it's just...Copy !req
561. Sorry. I'm a bit spaced out.Copy !req
562. I've had too much to drink.Copy !req
563. - Here I'm going about my problems.
- No, no.Copy !req
564. It's all right.Copy !req
565. I should go inside.
It's like my party.Copy !req
566. Hey...Copy !req
567. I haven't really had the chance.Copy !req
568. Happy birthday.Copy !req
569. I'd better get inside.Copy !req
570. Hi, Iselin. It's me again.Copy !req
571. I miss you.Copy !req
572. I have to get away from Oslo.Copy !req
573. I wish I could come and see you.Copy !req
574. I know I've said so befor.
But I'm better now.Copy !req
575. You'll see.Copy !req
576. I've been thinking. I could study,
you could focus on your carreer.Copy !req
577. The last time we met,
you said you still loved me.Copy !req
578. I don't know if you meant it, but...Copy !req
579. If you still feel...
If there's a shred left, then...Copy !req
580. I don't know, I think we can...Copy !req
581. But...Copy !req
582. - Jeez, long time no see.
- Yeah, really.Copy !req
583. - But... Aren't you clean now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
584. That's awesome.Copy !req
585. - You want a quarter?
- One gram.Copy !req
586. A full gram.Copy !req
587. - Is that Battlefield?
- Yeah, I just got it.Copy !req
588. Some goblin comes by, like,
"Can I get some extra for this?"Copy !req
589. It's ridiculous.
You end up with all this shit.Copy !req
590. It's fine when it's
stereo's and stuff.Copy !req
591. But you don't need fifteen pairs -Copy !req
592. - of shoes the wrong size.
That's just fucked up.Copy !req
593. 800.Copy !req
594. - Hi!
- Hello! Damn good to see you!Copy !req
595. - I'm basically broke, but...
- What would you like?Copy !req
596. Gin & tonic.Copy !req
597. - What do you do?
- I'm a student.Copy !req
598. At the university?Copy !req
599. Yeah, it's the university.Copy !req
600. - But it's the medical faculty.
- Oh dear.Copy !req
601. - Are you a doctor?
- I'm training to be a nutritionist.Copy !req
602. - What do you do?
- What I do?Copy !req
603. - You think that's interesting?
- Of course.Copy !req
604. - Well, I don't think it matters much.
- But what do you do?Copy !req
605. - You have to tell me.
- Why?Copy !req
606. I don't do anything. I'm...Copy !req
607. I'm just a loser.
Drinking to ease the pain.Copy !req
608. - You mean like every day?
- No, but it's true that I...Copy !req
609. I'm looking for sympathy.
I want someone to feel sorry for me.Copy !req
610. Feel sorry for you?
Do I fit the description?Copy !req
611. - I think you do.
- You do?Copy !req
612. - What did you say?
- I saw Rambo 3 the other day.Copy !req
613. And it's actually damn good.Copy !req
614. Is that the one
with Dolph Lundgren?Copy !req
615. Do you know him?Copy !req
616. He had this thing
with my girlfriend once.Copy !req
617. - Bummer.
- Yeah.Copy !req
618. - They're waiting for us at the club.
- What's on? A rave?Copy !req
619. Hey? It's okay, really.Copy !req
620. Hey? I'm telling you it's all right.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
621. - What do you mean?
- The thing with Iselin.Copy !req
622. It was hell when it happened, but...Copy !req
623. When what happened?Copy !req
624. When you slept with her.Copy !req
625. So that's what I did? And you get
to go around forgiving people?Copy !req
626. What's your problem?Copy !req
627. - Nothing.
- Just say it.Copy !req
628. - Are you seeing her these days?
- No, not a the moment.Copy !req
629. Maybe there's a reason?Copy !req
630. You don't know shit about that.
You really have no idea.Copy !req
631. I don't know you.Copy !req
632. But I've seen the consequences
of how you treat people close to you.Copy !req
633. Jeez, whether I slept with her
or not, I mean, does it matter?Copy !req
634. No.
Right.Copy !req
635. I know. I'm fucked.
Thanks for the intel.Copy !req
636. I don't have to listen to this. I've
got friends far worse off than you.Copy !req
637. But they don't act like assholes.Copy !req
638. And this isn't about...
the fact that you're an addict.Copy !req
639. - But you won't...
- It's okay. Just...Copy !req
640. No, no, you'll have
a thousand nights like this one.Copy !req
641. You won't remember this.Copy !req
642. - Everything will be forgotten.
- Everything?Copy !req
643. - Everything.
- Why's that?Copy !req
644. It's sort of a natural...Copy !req
645. A law of nature.Copy !req
646. - A rule?
- Yeah.Copy !req
647. - There's the echo spot.
- Yes, a classic Oslo site.Copy !req
648. We have to share with the newcomers.Copy !req
649. Just stand right here.Copy !req
650. Now stomp real hard.Copy !req
651. - What date is it today?
- It's... No, hold on.Copy !req
652. It just became August 31st.Copy !req
653. - They'll drain the water tomorrow.
- Then we're in luck.Copy !req
654. Okay, are you ready?Copy !req
655. Some backflip!Copy !req
656. - Is it cold?
- No, it's fine!Copy !req
657. I'm not going in without you.Copy !req
658. I got water up my nose!Copy !req
659. Come on!Copy !req
660. Come.Copy !req
661. Hi Iselin. It's me again.Copy !req
662. It's late where you are. I thought
you might be out or something.Copy !req
663. It's nothing really,
I just wanted to...Copy !req
664. I didn't mean all the things
I said earlier.Copy !req
665. But by now you probably knew.Copy !req
666. I just wanted to talk to you
one last time, but... Well...Copy !req
667. I hope you're okay.
I'm sorry.Copy !req