1. Hey!Copy !req
2. What makes a man,
is it the power in his hands?Copy !req
3. Is it his quest for glory?Copy !req
4. Give it all you've got
to fight to the topCopy !req
5. So we can know your storyCopy !req
6. Now you're a man,
a man, man, manCopy !req
7. Now you're a man,
a manly, manly man,
a man, man, manCopy !req
8. You are now a man,
you're a manCopy !req
9. Now you're a manCopy !req
10. Live it, live itCopy !req
11. What makes a man,
is it the woman in his arms?Copy !req
12. Just cause she
has big titties?Copy !req
13. Or is it the way
he fights every day?Copy !req
14. No, it's probably the tittiesCopy !req
15. Now you're a man,
a man, man, manCopy !req
16. Now you're a ma-man,
a ma-ma-ma-ma-manCopy !req
17. Now you're a man,
M-A-N man, manCopy !req
18. Man, man, manCopy !req
19. Now you're a manCopy !req
20. Hello there.
My name is Robert White.Copy !req
21. And I'm Joseph Young.Copy !req
22. And we're with
The Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.Copy !req
23. Who?Copy !req
24. Let me ask you
a question.Copy !req
25. What would you say
if someone offered youCopy !req
26. peace and happiness
through all of eternity?Copy !req
27. Fuck off!Copy !req
28. Thank you.Copy !req
29. Have a nice day.Copy !req
30. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
31. You make me so horny.Copy !req
32. Oh, I want it so bad.Copy !req
33. I bet you do.
And I'm gonna give it
to you.Copy !req
34. Oh, good.
'Cause I'm so badly
wanting it.Copy !req
35. Hi.Copy !req
36. Thank you.Copy !req
37. Bye-bye.Copy !req
38. Almost.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
39. Oh, yeah. Harder.Copy !req
40. Give it...
Oh, give it to me,
you big stud.Copy !req
41. I'm not a stud.
Huh?Copy !req
42. I'm not a stud. I'm...Copy !req
43. Jizzmaster Zero!Copy !req
44. Oh, no. Help!Copy !req
45. Somebody, help!
Ain't nobody gonna
help you now, honey!Copy !req
46. Somebody, save me!Copy !req
47. Orgazmo!Copy !req
48. Unhand her,
Jizzmaster Zero!Copy !req
49. You can't defeat me,
Orgazmo!Copy !req
50. Oh, yeah, I can, too.Copy !req
51. I'll use my Orgazmorator.Copy !req
52. Ah!Copy !req
53. Oh, that feels good! Oh!Copy !req
54. Now, I will kick
your ass!Copy !req
55. Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
56. My goodness, you have
such an attractive
little garden here.Copy !req
57. Why, thank you, young man.Copy !req
58. I just planted
those flowers last week.
My, how they grow!Copy !req
59. Yes, ma'am. We're from
the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.Copy !req
60. Oh, the Mormons?
That's right.Copy !req
61. I'm Elder Young,
and this is Elder White.
Well.Copy !req
62. You two boys can
just fuck right off.Copy !req
63. Ma'am?
Ma'am?Copy !req
64. You heard me.Copy !req
65. Take that book of Mormon
and shove it so far upCopy !req
66. your righteous asses
that you choke,Copy !req
67. you soul-soliciting
pig fuckers.Copy !req
68. There.Copy !req
69. Gosh.Copy !req
70. Take this!
Ow!Copy !req
71. Now, you take this!Copy !req
72. Ow! I jammed my finger!Copy !req
73. Cut!Copy !req
74. Ow! I jammed my finger!Copy !req
75. Ow!Copy !req
76. Jesus!
Cut!Copy !req
77. God damn it, cut!Copy !req
78. What the hell was that?Copy !req
79. What is your problem,
Zazinsky?Copy !req
80. He blocked.
He wasn't supposed to block,
and he broke my finger.Copy !req
81. You told me you knew
how to fight.Copy !req
82. Orgazmo's supposed
to be a badass.Copy !req
83. He shouldn't
block me then!Copy !req
84. Get back in there
and look tough,
you fucking pansy!Copy !req
85. I can't.
My finger is broke.Copy !req
86. You listen to me,
you cocky prick!Copy !req
87. If you ever wanna
work in porno again,Copy !req
88. you'll do exactly
what I say.Copy !req
89. Get back to work!Copy !req
90. Hey, where are you and Lisa
gonna have the wedding?Copy !req
91. Well, of course,
Lisa wants to get marriedCopy !req
92. in the temple
in Salt Lake City,Copy !req
93. but it costs
a lot of money.Copy !req
94. I don't think
I can afford it.Copy !req
95. Yeah, I know
what you mean.Copy !req
96. I don't know why the church
makes it so expensive
to have a wedding there.Copy !req
97. Hey, don't worry.
If you really want
something to happen,Copy !req
98. the Heavenly Father
will probably make it happen.Copy !req
99. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
100. Action!Copy !req
101. I'm Jizzmaster Zero!Copy !req
102. Oh, no. Help.Copy !req
103. No one's gonna
help you now, honey!Copy !req
104. Somebody, save me.Copy !req
105. Orgazmo.Copy !req
106. Unhand her, Jizzmaster...Copy !req
107. What is that?Copy !req
108. It's the front door, stupid.Copy !req
109. Cut! God damn it!Copy !req
110. Bilbo!Copy !req
111. Go see who that is
and kill them
for disrupting my shoot!Copy !req
112. Okay.Copy !req
113. Hi. My name's Joseph Young.
And I'm Robert White.Copy !req
114. We're with the church of
Jesus Christ of
Latter-day Saints.Copy !req
115. Okay, hold on a second.Copy !req
116. Uh...Copy !req
117. Uh, boss?Copy !req
118. Some guys from Jesus?Copy !req
119. Cut off their balls!Copy !req
120. I gotta cut
your balls off now.Copy !req
121. Huh?Copy !req
122. Why?Copy !req
123. Hey, we can
take a hint.Copy !req
124. You're not ready to
change faiths right now.
We respect that.Copy !req
125. Ahhh!
Ow!Copy !req
126. Come here!
Wait, wait, wait, no!Copy !req
127. Ah! Ow!Copy !req
128. Now, this is how you
kick somebody's ass.Copy !req
129. Ow!Copy !req
130. That ought to teach
those Moonies to stay
away from my house.Copy !req
131. Please, I don't wanna
hurt you.Copy !req
132. You don't wanna
hurt me, huh?Copy !req
133. Guards! More guards!Copy !req
134. Just let me get
my book and go.Copy !req
135. Oh!Copy !req
136. Wow.Copy !req
137. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
138. You little pussy!
Oh!Copy !req
139. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
140. Holy shit.Copy !req
141. That was brilliant!Copy !req
142. You're terrific, kid.
What's your name?Copy !req
143. Look, I didn't mean
to hurt these people.Copy !req
144. Oh, no, no, no.
They had it comin' to them,
the rotten bastards!Copy !req
145. Why were you trying
to hurt this man?Copy !req
146. What is it
that you wanted?Copy !req
147. Well, I'm from
the Church of Jesus Christ
of Latter-day Saints.Copy !req
148. Uh-huh.Copy !req
149. And I want to share
my love of Jesus with you.Copy !req
150. Well, why didn't you
say so?Copy !req
151. Come on in!Copy !req
152. Really?
Come on!Copy !req
153. "I say unto you,
'Nay, they are many.Copy !req
154. "Yea, and we can
witness of their sincerity,Copy !req
155. "because of their love
towards their brethren,
and also towards us'."Copy !req
156. So, you see, Jesus
Christ spoke to prophets,Copy !req
157. right here in
the Ancient Americas.Copy !req
158. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I dig that Jesus guy.Copy !req
159. You do?Copy !req
160. Oh, sure.
The kids love him.Copy !req
161. Happy Tart?Copy !req
162. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
163. Listen, kid.
Mmm.Copy !req
164. Have you ever
considered acting?Copy !req
165. Me? Oh, yes.Copy !req
166. Actually, I majored
in theater at B.Y.U.Copy !req
167. Go on.
Yeah.Copy !req
168. Are you making
a movie here?Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. And I want you to take over
as the leading man in my film.Copy !req
171. Me?Copy !req
172. Really? Well, wow.Copy !req
173. I still have another
week of mission work
to do, but...Copy !req
174. Well, what kind
of movie is it?Copy !req
175. It's an
action/adventure porno.Copy !req
176. Porno?
Like as in pornographic?Copy !req
177. Well, yeah,
but it's not like that.Copy !req
178. Oh, I don't do
those kind of movies.Copy !req
179. Look, kid.
It's two days' work,
and I'll give you $5,000.Copy !req
180. Hey, you were only
giving me $300.Copy !req
181. How's your finger,
Chechechez?
I think it's better.Copy !req
182. I'm ready to go.
Yeah?Copy !req
183. Ow!Copy !req
184. That certainly
is a lot of money,Copy !req
185. but I'm afraid it goes
against my beliefs.Copy !req
186. Thank you very...Copy !req
187. Look, kid.Copy !req
188. You got me all wrong.Copy !req
189. This is not
your average porno.Copy !req
190. This is a very
touching script.Copy !req
191. It's a poignant story
about some very
important issues.Copy !req
192. But are there people
having intercourse?Copy !req
193. Well, this is
an adult film.Copy !req
194. Well, see, I can't do that.Copy !req
195. All right. Make it $7,000.Copy !req
196. It's very nice
of you to offer me
so much money, but...Copy !req
197. $10,000.Copy !req
198. I can't.
See, I have a fiancée.
And if she ever...Copy !req
199. I got it.
We'll use a stunt cock.Copy !req
200. Anytime there's
actual penetration,
we'll bring in another penis.Copy !req
201. We do it all the time.Copy !req
202. All you have to concern
yourself with is the crime
fighting and the acting.Copy !req
203. But see, I'd still be acting
in a pornographic movie.
And that's what I...Copy !req
204. $20,000.Copy !req
205. Excuse me?Copy !req
206. $20,000? Are you crazy?Copy !req
207. $20,000 for two days' work?Copy !req
208. And you don't
even have to fuck.Copy !req
209. I have to think about this.Copy !req
210. Can I think about this?Copy !req
211. Sure. We'll start
first thing Monday morning.Copy !req
212. Well, I have to think
about this.
Yeah.Copy !req
213. You start at 10:00.Copy !req
214. I'm gonna think
about this, now.Copy !req
215. I don't know.
He doesn't seem muchCopy !req
216. like the porno
type to me, boss.Copy !req
217. That's why he's so
perfect for Orgazmo.Copy !req
218. He's so prissy
and wholesome.Copy !req
219. You watch.
In a couple of weeks,Copy !req
220. I'll make that little
mama's boy the biggest
porn star in the country.Copy !req
221. - Hello?
- Hi, Lis.Copy !req
222. Hi, honey.Copy !req
223. How are things in Utah?Copy !req
224. Utah isn't as nice
without you,
that's for sure.Copy !req
225. How are things there?Copy !req
226. Oh, fine.Copy !req
227. I had an interesting day.
I got offered
a part in a movie.Copy !req
228. A movie?
Like a Hollywood movie?Copy !req
229. Yeah, and it pays a lot.Copy !req
230. Oh, Joe.
That's wonderful.Copy !req
231. Is it enough
so that we can get
married in the temple?Copy !req
232. Lisa, it's $20,000.Copy !req
233. Oh, you're the best, Joe.Copy !req
234. Well, I don't know
if I'm gonna do it, Lis.Copy !req
235. What? Why not?Copy !req
236. There are some
things in the movie
that are against God's way.Copy !req
237. Joe, even if movies
are a little crude
now and then,Copy !req
238. I think that
the Lord understandsCopy !req
239. that you need money
for your family's future.Copy !req
240. $20,000 would get us
off to a great start.Copy !req
241. I know it would.Copy !req
242. So what is it?
What are you acting in?Copy !req
243. Oh!Copy !req
244. It's...Copy !req
245. Death of a Salesman.Copy !req
246. Oh, let me guess.
You're playing Biff, right?Copy !req
247. Biff, yeah.Copy !req
248. Oh.Copy !req
249. Daddy's here to take me
to choir practice, Joe.Copy !req
250. Can I call you back later?Copy !req
251. Sure, sure.Copy !req
252. Jesus and I love you, Joe.Copy !req
253. Jesus and I
love you too, Lis.Copy !req
254. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
255. Heavenly Father,
please show me the way.Copy !req
256. I know it would be sinful
to act in a movie
that had sexual activity,Copy !req
257. but Lisa is so
important to me.Copy !req
258. And I need the money
for our wedding
and for a place to live.Copy !req
259. Please, just give me
a sign if you don't
want me to do it.Copy !req
260. Any sign at all.Copy !req
261. Where is that
little fucking choir boy?Copy !req
262. I don't think
he's gonna show up.Copy !req
263. Oh, really?Copy !req
264. Rodgers!Copy !req
265. You and pickle dick here
go find that bastard.Copy !req
266. And you tell him
if he doesn't act
in my film,Copy !req
267. his parents, his friends,
his fuckin' pets
are gonna pay!Copy !req
268. You tell him
if he fucks with me,
he'll be...Copy !req
269. Well, hello.Copy !req
270. Hello.Copy !req
271. We were just
talking about you.
How are you?Copy !req
272. I'm fine.
Super.Copy !req
273. Why don't you go
get into wardrobe,Copy !req
274. and we'll get
started right away.Copy !req
275. Orbison, who am I
fucking in this scene?Copy !req
276. You'll be fucking
Jeff and probably Ben.Copy !req
277. Have you met
our new Orgazmo?
No.Copy !req
278. Hi, how do you do?
Hi, are we fucking?Copy !req
279. No. You'll be
fucking his stunt cock.Copy !req
280. And I'm not doing
any ass-licking today.
I told you that, right?Copy !req
281. Yes, yes. No ass-licking.
Okay.Copy !req
282. I'm not an ass-licker.Copy !req
283. Give 'em an inch,
they take a mile.Copy !req
284. Oh, what was I thinking?Copy !req
285. There you are.
Get in here. Come on.Copy !req
286. Just get in here
and put this on.Copy !req
287. Put it on.
Just put it on now.
Okay. Can I...Copy !req
288. So, you must be
the new Orgazmo.Copy !req
289. No, I... Maybe.
My name's Joe.Copy !req
290. Ben Chapleski.
I play Choda Boy.Copy !req
291. What's a Choda Boy?Copy !req
292. I'm your sidekick.Copy !req
293. My sidekick?
I have a sidekick?
Yeah.Copy !req
294. What do... Ah!Copy !req
295. Uh, I didn't know
I had a sidekick.Copy !req
296. Didn't they even
tell you the plot?Copy !req
297. No, they just said
I'm a superhero.Copy !req
298. Right. You're Orgazmo.Copy !req
299. And you fight crime
with your Orgazmorator.Copy !req
300. And I'm your sidekick,
and I help you outCopy !req
301. with my specially
designed sex toys.Copy !req
302. Oh.Copy !req
303. I don't think
I've seen you before.
Are you new in this business?Copy !req
304. Oh, yeah.
This is my first time.
I'm actually a normal person.Copy !req
305. Hey, we're all
normal people, man.Copy !req
306. Hell, I got Ph.D.'s
in physics and engineering
from MIT.Copy !req
307. MIT? In Boston?Copy !req
308. No, it's in
Cambridge, actually.Copy !req
309. But if you have two Ph.D.'s,
why do you do
these kind of movies?Copy !req
310. See you on set, Choda Boy.Copy !req
311. That's why.Copy !req
312. See, I have what's called
an overactive sex drive.Copy !req
313. Hey, just between
you and me,Copy !req
314. I don't get a whole
lot of action from women.Copy !req
315. They don't seem to take me
very seriously.Copy !req
316. You don't say.Copy !req
317. Yeah, but I get
plenty of action here.
And I love every minute of it.Copy !req
318. But if you're such
a scientific genius,Copy !req
319. don't you think
Heavenly Father
has somethingCopy !req
320. more important
planned for your life?Copy !req
321. Who?Copy !req
322. You.Copy !req
323. What?Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!Copy !req
326. You look good, man.Copy !req
327. Let's make some porno.Copy !req
328. Hey, man, you need
to shave your balls?Copy !req
329. What? Why would I do that?Copy !req
330. All male actors
shave their balls, Joe.Copy !req
331. Makes the old
Johnson look bigger.Copy !req
332. Give it a shot.Copy !req
333. No, I'm not...
I'm using a stunt thing.Copy !req
334. Oh, kid.Copy !req
335. You look fucking "fabeau!"
I see you met Choda Boy.Copy !req
336. Yes.
Hey, that's not
the only thing that changed.Copy !req
337. I really beefed
this script up.Copy !req
338. Come on, people.
Let's get shooting!Copy !req
339. Mr. Orbison.
Yeah?Copy !req
340. You're not gonna put my name
anywhere in this movie,
are you?Copy !req
341. Oh, no, kid.
You'll get a stage name.
Oh, good.Copy !req
342. Everybody does.Copy !req
343. Now, let's see.
Joe Young, right?
Right.Copy !req
344. Young, Young,
tongue, bung, hung. Hung!Copy !req
345. Tom Hung. It's perfect.
You like that?
No.Copy !req
346. Okay, people.
Let's go. Come on.
Set this up for me.Copy !req
347. Okay, this is what
we're doing.Copy !req
348. One, Candi, SaffiCopy !req
349. and Jizzmaster Zero
are getting busy on the bed.Copy !req
350. How busy?Copy !req
351. Both of you are
doing oral on him.Copy !req
352. And then two, Orgazmo
and Choda Boy
break through the wall.Copy !req
353. Three, they fight
with Jizzmaster Zero
and his henchmen.Copy !req
354. And four, you all fuck
like nasty pigs. Got it?Copy !req
355. Nasty pigs. Got it.Copy !req
356. Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison,
you said I wouldn't have
to have sex, remember?Copy !req
357. You said we'd use
a stunt... Stunt...Copy !req
358. Cock, a stunt cock.Copy !req
359. Yes, you get a stunt cock,
but only for penetration.Copy !req
360. Penetration?
Who's gonna be penetrated?Copy !req
361. Penetration is when
the penis enters
an orifice, Joe.Copy !req
362. Penetration you don't do,
but you do have to get
nasty with the ladies.Copy !req
363. That's the deal.Copy !req
364. Okay, people. Let's go.Copy !req
365. Lights on.
Lights are on
and stable, Captain.Copy !req
366. Whoo-hoo! Let's see
some fuckin' action!Copy !req
367. Dave, calm down.
Yeah?Copy !req
368. Right. Sorry.Copy !req
369. All right. You give
me some nice close-ups.Copy !req
370. And you give me a nice,
slow zoom,Copy !req
371. starting with a medium
close-up on the cock.Copy !req
372. And then widening out
to an establishing shot.Copy !req
373. Genius.Copy !req
374. Roll cameras.Copy !req
375. And...Copy !req
376. We're sucking.Copy !req
377. Good, we're sucking.Copy !req
378. Oh, my gosh, I don't know
if I can go through with this.Copy !req
379. Sure you can,
just do what I do.Copy !req
380. That's some
hot shit right there.
Check that out, man.Copy !req
381. Good.Copy !req
382. We're sucking.
We're sucking.Copy !req
383. Yeah, suck that cock!Copy !req
384. Damn it, Dave!
Keep your mouth shut!Copy !req
385. Sorry, sorry, dude.
Got a little excited.Copy !req
386. Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.Copy !req
387. Orgazmo!Copy !req
388. And Choda Boy!Copy !req
389. You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!Copy !req
390. Yeah, really.Copy !req
391. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
392. You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!Copy !req
393. That's your line, Hung.Copy !req
394. Hey!Copy !req
395. That's your line, Hung!Copy !req
396. Yeah, yeah, I can too.
I'll use my Orgazmorator.Copy !req
397. No, not that! That feels good!Copy !req
398. Nice shot!Copy !req
399. They've hurt our evil boss,
Jizzmaster Zero.Copy !req
400. Now, you're gonna get some.Copy !req
401. Ahhh!Copy !req
402. Need a hand?Copy !req
403. That's handy work.
Now, lock 'em up, Choda Boy.Copy !req
404. Are you okay, ladies?Copy !req
405. We're fine,Copy !req
406. thanks to you, Orgazmo!Copy !req
407. And Choda Boy.
Now, it's time
for us to repay you.Copy !req
408. Yeah, come on, boys.Copy !req
409. Let's get it on.Copy !req
410. Kiss her.Copy !req
411. Not like that.Copy !req
412. This is supposed to be erotic.
Use your tongue,
for Christ's sake!Copy !req
413. How would Christ benefit
from me putting my tongue
in someone's mouth?Copy !req
414. Do you want your
money or not, Hung?Copy !req
415. And cut. Stunt cock.Copy !req
416. - Stunt cock!
- Stunt cock!Copy !req
417. Hey, how you doin'?Copy !req
418. Hey, how you doin'?Copy !req
419. Hey, how you doin'?Copy !req
420. I can't believe
I'm doing this.Copy !req
421. Hey, you know,
you did a good
job in there, man.Copy !req
422. Thank you.Copy !req
423. Did you ever see that movie
Clash of the Titans?Copy !req
424. Oh, with the Greek
mythology and stuff?
Yeah, yeah, I saw that.Copy !req
425. I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',Copy !req
426. but I think
unicorns are kick-ass.Copy !req
427. What's that?Copy !req
428. Oh, this is
the Book of Mormon.Copy !req
429. It's another
testament of Jesus Christ.Copy !req
430. Oh. Is it any good?Copy !req
431. Okay, people. Let's go.Copy !req
432. Action.Copy !req
433. Oh, whoopie!Copy !req
434. "For the time is at hand
that all men shall reap
a reward of their works."Copy !req
435. See, when the Mormons
arrived in Missouri,Copy !req
436. they needed to find jobs,
but no one would hire them.Copy !req
437. They should've
done double anal.Copy !req
438. Excuse me?Copy !req
439. You get to be my age,
you gotta do double anal
or no one will hire you.Copy !req
440. Right.Copy !req
441. See, people wouldn't hire
the Mormons because
of their beliefs.Copy !req
442. Now, I'm the only one in townCopy !req
443. who'll do double anal
and double vaginal
at the same time.Copy !req
444. You know, D.V.D.A.
Well, it's how I still
manage to get work.Copy !req
445. I see. Um, I don't think
you quite understand
what I'm...Copy !req
446. I don't understand?Copy !req
447. Hey, look, pal.Copy !req
448. You try having four
dicks in you at one time.Copy !req
449. No, thank you.Copy !req
450. Hey, lady! We're ready
for the D.V.D.A. shot!Copy !req
451. Nice talkin' to ya, kid.Copy !req
452. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
453. Come on, boys, grease 'em up.Copy !req
454. Another day,
another dollar.Copy !req
455. And, action.Copy !req
456. Okay, we're rollin'.Copy !req
457. How's it going, ace?Copy !req
458. Whoa, D.V.D.A. shot, huh?Copy !req
459. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Yeah, she's great.Copy !req
460. Hey, you wanna get
some sushi tonight?Copy !req
461. So what did you think
of your first
day of porno, Joe?Copy !req
462. Joe?Copy !req
463. I'm a bad, bad Mormon.Copy !req
464. Yo, yo, yo.
What's up, homies?Copy !req
465. How's it goin', G-Fresh?Copy !req
466. Oh, just kickin' it.
You know what I'm saying, G?Copy !req
467. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
468. G-Fresh in
the motherfucking house.Copy !req
469. Hey, G-Fresh,
I want you
to meet Orgazmo, here.Copy !req
470. I'm not Orgazmo!Copy !req
471. I don't want anyone to know.Copy !req
472. My name is Joe, Joe Young.
How do you do?Copy !req
473. Oh, just kickin' it!Copy !req
474. The dope rhymes
on the smoothed out R&B tips.Copy !req
475. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
476. No.Copy !req
477. How you doin', G-Fresh?Copy !req
478. You! Get your punk asses
out of my sushi bar!Copy !req
479. We'll get our punk
asses out of your fish barCopy !req
480. just as soon as you sign
this little piece of paper.Copy !req
481. I told you
I ain't gonna sign.Copy !req
482. I ain't gonna
givin' up my place.Copy !req
483. Who are these guys?Copy !req
484. These are the G's
I been telling you
about from next door.Copy !req
485. They are trying
to buy out my restaurant,Copy !req
486. so they can make
their dance club bigger.Copy !req
487. But homie don't play that!Copy !req
488. Why don't you
guys get lost, huh?Copy !req
489. Keep your mouth shut,
Tiny Tim!Copy !req
490. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think we all need to calm
down a little bit, here.Copy !req
491. Oh, gee. That man's right.Copy !req
492. We're real sorry.
We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone.Copy !req
493. Oh, yeah. Please excuse
the mix-up, please.Copy !req
494. Wow!Copy !req
495. Wow!Copy !req
496. Oops.Copy !req
497. Ooh!Copy !req
498. Oh!Copy !req
499. You better make up
your mind real quick, Fresh,Copy !req
500. 'cause our boss
isn't gonna give you
such a good deal next time.Copy !req
501. Shouldn't we call
the police or something?Copy !req
502. Joe, the police can't help.Copy !req
503. Geez, where are you from,
Iowa or something?Copy !req
504. No, Utah.Copy !req
505. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
506. Yeah! Ah!Copy !req
507. Oh, so good.Copy !req
508. It's so good.Copy !req
509. Oh, do you like it?
Do you like it?Copy !req
510. Ring the bell!
Ring the bell!Copy !req
511. Ding dong!
Ding, ding, dong,
ding, ding!Copy !req
512. You...Copy !req
513. Line?Copy !req
514. You guys got me so horny.Copy !req
515. Oh, yeah.
You guys got me so horny!Copy !req
516. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
517. Come on, Hung. You gotta
at least look like
you're enjoying this.Copy !req
518. Rub her breasts or something.Copy !req
519. Come on. Come on, Hung.Copy !req
520. Do I have to?Copy !req
521. Don't worry, dude.
They're not real.Copy !req
522. Yeah, there you go, buddy.
Get some.Copy !req
523. We're onto you, Orgazmo.Copy !req
524. Yeah, your days
of "superhero-dom" are over.Copy !req
525. Not so fast, guys.
My Orgazmorator
should take care of you.Copy !req
526. Your turn, Choda Boy.
Right!Copy !req
527. My blue "harpoontang"
should do the trick.Copy !req
528. Looks like they're all
tied up at the moment.Copy !req
529. That was too easy.Copy !req
530. Great job, guys.Copy !req
531. Now, how about we get
really nasty?Copy !req
532. Cut!Copy !req
533. - Oh, dude, she's dead!
- Damn it!Copy !req
534. I'm glad you could
come over for dinner, Joe.Copy !req
535. I'm really excited to show you
my laboratory
where I design things.Copy !req
536. I think you might find
one thing in particular
very interesting.Copy !req
537. Did you say something?Copy !req
538. Nah, I was just thinking.Copy !req
539. Come on in.Copy !req
540. Goodness, gee.
Is this all yours?Copy !req
541. Yeah, bought and paid forCopy !req
542. with all the patents
I have.Copy !req
543. See, when I'm not
doing the flicks,
I invent stuff.Copy !req
544. And I get some
serious cash for it.Copy !req
545. What's this here?Copy !req
546. I guess
I never told you.Copy !req
547. Told me what?Copy !req
548. See, when I was a kid,Copy !req
549. I learned a lot of
different kung fu styles.Copy !req
550. And one of
the styles was hamster.Copy !req
551. Hamster?
I don't think I've seen
you do hamster.Copy !req
552. No.Copy !req
553. No, I vowed to my father
I would never use
hamster style again.Copy !req
554. Why? What happened?Copy !req
555. I don't like to talk about it.Copy !req
556. Well, maybe it would help you
to talk about it.Copy !req
557. You know, get it out.Copy !req
558. I don't know if I can.Copy !req
559. Well, what are you
running from, man?Copy !req
560. I don't know.Copy !req
561. I guess maybe
I'm just running from myself.Copy !req
562. I mean, it happened
several years ago,Copy !req
563. but I can remember it
like it was just yesterday.Copy !req
564. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
565. Mmm-hmm?Copy !req
566. I don't think I'm gonna do
hamster style anymore.Copy !req
567. That's nice.Copy !req
568. And that's the way
it went down, man.Copy !req
569. Shit.Copy !req
570. I can still
smell that newspaper.Copy !req
571. Hey, you know, it does...
It does feel
better to get it out.Copy !req
572. Come on.
I wanna show you something.Copy !req
573. By the time I finally got
this old mama to work,Copy !req
574. it had a lot of parts.Copy !req
575. The sucker got pretty heavy.Copy !req
576. I can barely
even lift it now.
What is it?Copy !req
577. It's the Orgazmorator.
I've made it work.Copy !req
578. Golly, it's huge.
Yeah.Copy !req
579. I could probably make
a more compact version,Copy !req
580. but then I'd have
to use cold fusion,Copy !req
581. instead of the fission device
that's inside of it now.Copy !req
582. But then if I could
figure out cold fusion,
I'd be a millionaire.Copy !req
583. Want to give it a shot?Copy !req
584. How?Copy !req
585. Here. Here.Copy !req
586. Stick your arm
in this thing here.Copy !req
587. Grab ahold of the handle,
and it should power up.Copy !req
588. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
589. Calm down, dude.Copy !req
590. Calm down. It's okay.Copy !req
591. It's just powering up.
It's okay.Copy !req
592. You can actually
hold that thing, huh?Copy !req
593. It's not that heavy.Copy !req
594. That is sweet.Copy !req
595. So now what?Copy !req
596. So now, I mean, it's...
You know,
I mean, it's like a gun.Copy !req
597. I mean,
you feel that little trigger
on the handle there?Copy !req
598. This one?Copy !req
599. Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?Copy !req
600. Whoo!Copy !req
601. Whoo!Copy !req
602. Thanks, man.Copy !req
603. Aw, you're puttin' me on.Copy !req
604. No, I told you it works.Copy !req
605. Go ahead, shoot yourself.Copy !req
606. No, I couldn't.
Go on,
give yourself a treat.Copy !req
607. Just shoot yourself
in the foot or something.
I gotta get cleaned off.Copy !req
608. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
609. I told you.Copy !req
610. I told you it works.
Do me again.Copy !req
611. This is incredible.Copy !req
612. Come on. Do me again.Copy !req
613. Amazing. You made
this thing, huh?Copy !req
614. Yeah.Copy !req
615. Sure beats jerkin' it, huh?
Gettin' your arm all tired.Copy !req
616. Wow.Copy !req
617. Heavenly Father
has really given you
a gift for science.Copy !req
618. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
619. Hey, can you walk
around with that thing on?Copy !req
620. I think so. Why?Copy !req
621. Wanna go have some fun?Copy !req
622. Get up against the wall.
Spread your legs.Copy !req
623. Keep your arm up there.Copy !req
624. All right, kid. Look.Copy !req
625. This is the last scene
for the day. You okay?Copy !req
626. No.
Good. This is the sceneCopy !req
627. where the evil King Erectus
whisks you back in time
to the Garden of Eden.Copy !req
628. The Garden of Eden?
Nice, huh? Look at me.Copy !req
629. It's just you
and T-Rex in this scene,Copy !req
630. so I'm gonna need
a lot of hot actionCopy !req
631. before I bring in
your stunt cock, all right?Copy !req
632. Go ahead. Lay down.Copy !req
633. Why do they call
her T-Rex?Copy !req
634. Hi, fellas.
I'm ready to fudge.Copy !req
635. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
636. You want me on top?Copy !req
637. No, no! I'll be on top.Copy !req
638. You're gonna make me come,
or I'm gonna kick your butt.Copy !req
639. And action.Copy !req
640. Come on!Copy !req
641. Come on now. Oh, baby!Copy !req
642. Oh, you make me so hot now.Copy !req
643. Come on.
Oh, that's good.Copy !req
644. Oh, you make me so hot!Copy !req
645. Oh, come on. Fudge me now!
Fudge me now!Copy !req
646. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
647. Oh, come on, lover.
Baby. Slap that ass!Copy !req
648. Damn, dude!
That's some hot shit
right there!Copy !req
649. Come on, now!
Come on!Copy !req
650. Hey! Can I get everyone
together for a few photos?Copy !req
651. Photos? Photos for what?Copy !req
652. Just some stills
for publicity.Copy !req
653. You know,
I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',Copy !req
654. but I'm really gonna
miss you guys when
this show's over.Copy !req
655. Ben, do you think people
will see this video in Utah?Copy !req
656. I wouldn't worry
about it, dude.Copy !req
657. So many of these movies
get made every month,
nobody's even gonna notice.Copy !req
658. Say,Copy !req
659. "Geddy Lee."Copy !req
660. Who's Geddy Lee?Copy !req
661. Geddy Lee, best bass
player ever. Come on!Copy !req
662. Geddy Lee!Copy !req
663. Mr. Orbison.
It's Joe Young.Copy !req
664. Oh, Hung!
Joe Hung. How are you?Copy !req
665. I actually hadn't received
my money yet
and I was wondering...Copy !req
666. Of course, Joe. Your money.
You know, I was just over
at the accounting department,Copy !req
667. and I think they were
putting the checks through
the big check processor.Copy !req
668. No, I got my mail today,
and it's not there.Copy !req
669. Those dirty bastards!Copy !req
670. Well, I need to get it
before I can go home, see?Copy !req
671. I'll have that
fucking postman for lunch.Copy !req
672. You know, I put
that thing in the mail
three times now, Young!Copy !req
673. Okay.Copy !req
674. An exclusive look at the story
behind the crossover
success of the decade.Copy !req
675. "Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero."
"You can't get me, Orgazmo."Copy !req
676. "I'll get you
with my Orgazmo ray."Copy !req
677. How does a movie
about a sex superhero
become a box-office smash?Copy !req
678. And this year's
John Holmes Award goes to...Copy !req
679. Tom Hung for Orgazmo.Copy !req
680. Nuts.Copy !req
681. Holy shit!Copy !req
682. What's the difference
between OrgazmoCopy !req
683. and your previous porn titles
like Schindler's Fist?Copy !req
684. I really think history
will describe Orgazmo
better than I possibly could.Copy !req
685. Hi, Ben!
Hey, Georgi.Copy !req
686. Goddamn! Did your breasts
get bigger?Copy !req
687. Yeah, I upgraded.Copy !req
688. My doctor says now I have
enough silicone in my body
to kill a small elephant.Copy !req
689. Isn't that cool?Copy !req
690. Hey, Orgazmo!
I'm not Orgazmo!Copy !req
691. The name's Joe, okay?
Not Orgazmo.Copy !req
692. Man, you should be
psyched to be Orgazmo.Copy !req
693. Especially today.
I mean, look at this party.Copy !req
694. Everybody in
the business is here today.Copy !req
695. I don't know
any of these people.Copy !req
696. I just came to get
the rest of my money
and go.Copy !req
697. Choda Boy!Copy !req
698. Well, my ass is actually
shaped like a pear.Copy !req
699. Hey, Orgazmo!Copy !req
700. I'm not Orgazmo, okay?
Have you seen Mr. Orbison?Copy !req
701. Oh, yeah. I think
he's over there
someplace or something.Copy !req
702. Hey, what do you
think of this band?Copy !req
703. They're fine.Copy !req
704. Yeah, I think they kind of
sound like Depeche Mode.Copy !req
705. You know, I don't wanna
sound like a queer or nothin',Copy !req
706. but I think Depeche Mode
is a sweet band.Copy !req
707. That's nice, Dave.Copy !req
708. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
709. Sorry. We are not open yet.Copy !req
710. Oh, that's okay.
We're not hungry anyway.Copy !req
711. You get out of here!Copy !req
712. We brought you
the contract.Copy !req
713. Our boss told us to
make you a better offer.Copy !req
714. Now, here's the pen.
Here's the contract.Copy !req
715. Bitch.Copy !req
716. You're gonna get popped
if you keep riding me!Copy !req
717. Oops. Wrong answer, homie.Copy !req
718. Ahhh!Copy !req
719. Hey, Hung. Just the man
I wanted to talk to.Copy !req
720. I actually just
came by to collect
the rest of my money.Copy !req
721. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure,
here. Here.Copy !req
722. Hey, listen.
Joe, that is a lot
of money.Copy !req
723. But that's nothin'
for a man
of your talent.Copy !req
724. Ooh!Copy !req
725. How do you like that, G?Copy !req
726. Oh, you dirty bastard!Copy !req
727. Come on.Copy !req
728. Come on.Copy !req
729. You better check yourself
before you make
me wreck yourself.Copy !req
730. One, two!Copy !req
731. Ahhh!Copy !req
732. Oh, that hurts.Copy !req
733. You gonna sign
the papers?
Your mama!Copy !req
734. Are you gonna sign
the papers?
Your mama!Copy !req
735. No, no. Not the glass!
I just replaced it!Copy !req
736. Oh, that hurts so bad!Copy !req
737. A sequel?
You wanna do a sequel?
Shh, shh.Copy !req
738. With the success
of this thing,Copy !req
739. how could I not
want to make a sequel?Copy !req
740. Look, Joe.
I know how crucial you are
to Orgazmo's popularity.Copy !req
741. That's why
I'm doubling your salary.Copy !req
742. $40,000.Copy !req
743. Oh, boy.Copy !req
744. Come on.
Sign the paper!Copy !req
745. Okay, okay. I'll sign it.Copy !req
746. Hey, I knew you'd see
it our way. Sign it!Copy !req
747. Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.Copy !req
748. People, I have
a very important
announcement to make.Copy !req
749. In three days,Copy !req
750. we will begin principle
photography on Orgazmo 2.Copy !req
751. Hello?
Hi, honey!Copy !req
752. Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.Copy !req
753. How are you?
Oh, I'm... I'm fine.Copy !req
754. Oh, I have some news.Copy !req
755. Good or bad?Copy !req
756. Well, good and bad,
I guess.Copy !req
757. They want me to do
a sequel.Copy !req
758. A sequel?Copy !req
759. Yeah.Copy !req
760. To Death of a Salesman?Copy !req
761. Wait, doesn't he die
at the end of the first one?Copy !req
762. Um...Copy !req
763. Yes. Yes, he does.Copy !req
764. But he has a twin brother
who wants revenge now.Copy !req
765. Revenge?Copy !req
766. But he killed himself,
didn't he?Copy !req
767. No, no.Copy !req
768. That's just what you
were lead to believe.Copy !req
769. He was killed by the C.I.A.Copy !req
770. for selling smack to Nazis.Copy !req
771. Wow!Copy !req
772. All this time I thought
Death of a Salesman
was boring.Copy !req
773. But, Lisa, they're
giving me $40,000 this time.Copy !req
774. Oh, you're the best, Joe!Copy !req
775. Oh, Poopy, $40,000.
We could almost buy a house.Copy !req
776. I know, and that's
why I agreed to do it.Copy !req
777. Oh.Copy !req
778. I have to go, Joe.
Daddy's here to pick me up...Copy !req
779. For choir practice, I know.Copy !req
780. I'll call you tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
781. Okay. Jesus and I
love you, Joe.Copy !req
782. Jesus and I love
you too, cupcake.Copy !req
783. Bye-bye.Copy !req
784. Hey, you're Orgazmo,
aren't you?Copy !req
785. No! I mean, yes.Copy !req
786. My name's Joe.
I play a character
named Orgazmo.Copy !req
787. Listen, don't get
prancy with me, kiddo!Copy !req
788. You're not the bad boy
around here anymore.Copy !req
789. The name is A-Cup,
I play Neutered Man.Copy !req
790. Neutered Man?Copy !req
791. Orgazmo's new archenemy.Copy !req
792. Don't you get it?
Neutered Man!Copy !req
793. He has no balls.
Orgazmo's little ray
won't work on him.Copy !req
794. But Orgazmo
beats him, right?Copy !req
795. How?Copy !req
796. Well, Orgazmo would
find a way.Copy !req
797. How?
I don't know.Copy !req
798. Read the script, duder!Copy !req
799. Orgazmo doesn't find a way.
Neutered Man escapes.Copy !req
800. You know, it's funny.Copy !req
801. You look a lot
tougher on the screen.Copy !req
802. Maybe I'll show you
some real moves
sometime, asshole.Copy !req
803. Hey, what do you think, ace?Copy !req
804. I don't like it.
It doesn't have
the spirit of the first one.Copy !req
805. And action!Copy !req
806. Now that I have you
at the Parthenon,Copy !req
807. we will sacrifice
you to the God of Lust.Copy !req
808. You're so evil,
Neutered Man.Copy !req
809. If Orgazmo was here,
he wouldn't let you
do this to us.Copy !req
810. I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.Copy !req
811. Did someone say my name?Copy !req
812. Orgazmo!Copy !req
813. And Choda Boy!Copy !req
814. Let them go,
Neutered Man.Copy !req
815. Never. I'll kill you first.Copy !req
816. Your little ray
has no effect
on me, Orgazmo.Copy !req
817. Fool!Copy !req
818. Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray
work on him, Orgazmo?Copy !req
819. I don't know, Choda Boy.
It's all Greek to me.Copy !req
820. Orgazmo, you saved us.Copy !req
821. How can we ever repay you?Copy !req
822. I have an idea!Copy !req
823. Ah!Copy !req
824. Yeah!Copy !req
825. Cut. Stunt Cock!Copy !req
826. Stunt cock!
Stunt cock!Copy !req
827. Oh, Orgazmo!Copy !req
828. Rodgers?
Yeah, boss?Copy !req
829. Who is that?Copy !req
830. Oh, that's Ted,
the new stunt-cock guy.Copy !req
831. And you don't see
a problem with this?Copy !req
832. Hmm. Nope.Copy !req
833. All right, fuck it.Copy !req
834. Hey, is that
a new costume, Joe?Copy !req
835. No, I think
it's the same one
we've always used.Copy !req
836. You know,
I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',Copy !req
837. but I think you've
got a really nice ass.Copy !req
838. Uh...Copy !req
839. Thanks?Copy !req
840. Sure, dude.Copy !req
841. What the hell?Copy !req
842. G-Fresh, what happened
to you, man?Copy !req
843. How'd you get
that scratch?Copy !req
844. Oh, I'm sorry, G.
I'm closing down.Copy !req
845. I have to be out
in two weeks.Copy !req
846. What? Why?Copy !req
847. Oh, the punks from
next door got me
to agree.Copy !req
848. You signed the papers?Copy !req
849. They came in
the other dayCopy !req
850. and just whupped
my sorry black ass. Oh!Copy !req
851. Did you call
the police?Copy !req
852. I make you guys
last sushi for half price.Copy !req
853. Just give me tuna,
salmon, shrimp.Copy !req
854. We've got to help him, Joe.Copy !req
855. Oh, right. What are we
gonna do against
a gang of thugs?Copy !req
856. Well, look, you and I
are both great
martial artists, right?Copy !req
857. I mean, we're pretty good.Copy !req
858. And I'm willing to bet
that between the two of us,
we can take these guys.Copy !req
859. Those guys probably
have guns, Ben.
Martial arts don't stop guns.Copy !req
860. Jesus!
Where?Copy !req
861. Joe, I just got
the most amazing idea ever.Copy !req
862. The Orgazmorator, Joe...
You can use
the Orgazmorator as a weapon.Copy !req
863. You can stun
anybody who has a gun,
take 'em outta commission,Copy !req
864. and then we kick their asses.Copy !req
865. Are you nuts?
That won't work.Copy !req
866. Why not?Copy !req
867. Well, even if we succeeded,
those guys would come
after us eventually.Copy !req
868. We can use disguises.Copy !req
869. We can cover ourselves up
so nobody can recognize us.Copy !req
870. That won't work.
Why not?Copy !req
871. Because it won't,
gosh-darn it!Copy !req
872. I'll tell ya somethin', Joe.Copy !req
873. There's nothing sadder
than a sad Japanese man.Copy !req
874. Boy, I'll say.Copy !req
875. So, what do you say, pal?Copy !req
876. We can wear disguises?Copy !req
877. We look ridiculous.Copy !req
878. Come on. Hey, listen,
it's the way people
in this club dress, all right?Copy !req
879. We gotta fit in.
Put this shit on.Copy !req
880. All right,
so what's the plan?Copy !req
881. Why are you
asking me?Copy !req
882. Okay. We go in
the front door,Copy !req
883. walk to the back,
grab the contracts,Copy !req
884. and if one of the thugs
tries to stop us,
we fuck his shit up!Copy !req
885. That's a great plan, Ben.
Really well thought out.Copy !req
886. Let's kick some ass, baby!Copy !req
887. Head to the back!Copy !req
888. Come on, Joe.
Up the stairs!Copy !req
889. Oh, it's locked.
Too bad.Copy !req
890. Don't worry.Copy !req
891. I got the slim Johnson.Copy !req
892. Ha-ha!Copy !req
893. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
894. You have a contract
signed by G-Fresh.
We want it back!Copy !req
895. You gotta be
fucking kidding me, right?Copy !req
896. Jimmy, kick their ass.
You kick their asses.Copy !req
897. Jimmy, kick their asses.Copy !req
898. I'm tired of
kickin' everybody's ass.
I'm not kickin' their asses.Copy !req
899. Yeah, my heart bleeds
for you.
Kick their fuckin' asses.Copy !req
900. Go. Guppy, play.Copy !req
901. Come here, you little,
whatever you are.Copy !req
902. Joe!Copy !req
903. Ow! Ow! Oh!Copy !req
904. I'll kill you!Copy !req
905. Ahhh!Copy !req
906. Where's the contract?Copy !req
907. What contract?Copy !req
908. God damn it,
I'm not gonna
ask you again!Copy !req
909. All right!
All right already!
It's over there.Copy !req
910. Got it.Copy !req
911. I strongly suggest
you don't mess
with G-Fresh anymore!Copy !req
912. You mess with him,
we mess with you!Copy !req
913. Bye-bye. God bless.Copy !req
914. Look out, suckers!Copy !req
915. Rocko! Stop them!Copy !req
916. Curses!Copy !req
917. Curses?Copy !req
918. Whoo! Yeah!
God, that kicked ass,
didn't it?Copy !req
919. No, it was horrible!Copy !req
920. What are you
talkin' about?Copy !req
921. Now, we got in there,
we kicked their ass,
got the contract and got out!Copy !req
922. Fuck, dude,
it couldn't be scripted
any better than that.Copy !req
923. Actually, I take that back.Copy !req
924. That guy was pointing
a gun at me.
He could've shot me, Ben.Copy !req
925. Man, all I know
is the little guys
always get stepped on.Copy !req
926. Tonight we did
some stepping!Copy !req
927. Well, all I know is
I gotta get
the heck outta Los Angeles.Copy !req
928. Way too much weird
stuff goes on here.Copy !req
929. Surprise!Copy !req
930. Hi, honey!Copy !req
931. Lisa, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
932. I couldn't take it anymore.
Daddy lent me some
money to come out.Copy !req
933. Isn't that great?Copy !req
934. No! I mean...Copy !req
935. I mean, boy, I'll say.Copy !req
936. How long you staying?Copy !req
937. Until the show's over.Copy !req
938. Ahhh!Copy !req
939. I know!Copy !req
940. I know. I know,
I know, I know.Copy !req
941. Living together
before we're married
is strange.Copy !req
942. But I figure, heck,
the Lord won't be angryCopy !req
943. as long as I sleep
on the couch, right?Copy !req
944. Actually, I don't know, Lis.Copy !req
945. The... The Lord's kinda
tricky when it comes
to stuff like that.Copy !req
946. Oh!Copy !req
947. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
948. Wow, this is
a much nicer apartment
than I thought you'd have.Copy !req
949. Yeah, I got
some new stuff.Copy !req
950. Oh, when is your next shoot?
I wanna come and watch.Copy !req
951. Uh, it's sold out.
I mean, it's a closed set.Copy !req
952. Oh, well,
I'm sure you can
get me in.Copy !req
953. I doubt it.Copy !req
954. This place is such a mess.
I can't stand for you
to see it like this.Copy !req
955. What are you talking about?
It is spotless.Copy !req
956. Joe? Joe, what is the matter?Copy !req
957. Aren't you glad see me?Copy !req
958. Haven't you missed me?Copy !req
959. Hmm?Copy !req
960. You have no idea
how much
I've missed you, Lis.Copy !req
961. Almost forgotten
how beautiful you are.Copy !req
962. Oh, Joe.Copy !req
963. Oh.Copy !req
964. Hello.Copy !req
965. Shut up.Copy !req
966. How ya doin', A-Cup?Copy !req
967. Fuck you.Copy !req
968. Hey!Copy !req
969. Come here.Copy !req
970. Come here.Copy !req
971. Now get the fuck
outta here.Copy !req
972. Action!Copy !req
973. I should have known
you'd team up
with Neutered Man, Lobstra!Copy !req
974. That's right,
Choda Boy.Copy !req
975. And if you don't tell me
where Orgazmo is,Copy !req
976. I'll screw you to death!Copy !req
977. I'd like to see you try!Copy !req
978. All right.Copy !req
979. Just let me get out
of these clothes.Copy !req
980. Where you want me?Copy !req
981. You're not
in the shot yet.Copy !req
982. Oh, oh, sorry.Copy !req
983. Stop it!Copy !req
984. Hmm. Whoo!Copy !req
985. Stop grabbing my ass!Copy !req
986. Come on, baby.Copy !req
987. Knock it off.
We're not rolling!Copy !req
988. I'd say we are.
Ow!Copy !req
989. Hey, hey,
leave her alone.
Ow!Copy !req
990. Don't you fuckin'
tell me what to do!Copy !req
991. Just leave her alone.
You don't have any right...Copy !req
992. Who?Copy !req
993. Oh, yeah? You want some?
You want some more?Copy !req
994. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
995. A-Cup, look what you
did here!Copy !req
996. They're supposed
to work in the next scene.Copy !req
997. I'm sorry, Uncle Orbison.
He provoked me.Copy !req
998. The both of you two
better stop scrappin'Copy !req
999. or else you'll be sleepin'
with the fishes, see?Copy !req
1000. Merry Christmas.
Oh!Copy !req
1001. He totally started it,
Mr. Orbison. I...Copy !req
1002. Just get to makeup, Hung.Copy !req
1003. Are you okay?Copy !req
1004. Yeah. Thanks for tryin'
to help, Joe.Copy !req
1005. You know, he could've
really hurt me.Copy !req
1006. Ow!Copy !req
1007. Action.Copy !req
1008. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1009. Oh, no!Copy !req
1010. Oh, yeah!
Oh, no.Copy !req
1011. Do something, Choda Dog!Copy !req
1012. Quickly, Choda Dog,
bite through these ropes!Copy !req
1013. No, I gotta take a piss.Copy !req
1014. Try the nipple accelerator,
Orgazmo.Copy !req
1015. Thanks, Choda Boy.
That's just what I need.Copy !req
1016. Joe?Copy !req
1017. But what has Jizzmaster Zero
done with the little,
fat, retarded kid from Boise?Copy !req
1018. I don't know.Copy !req
1019. We must find
Jizzmaster Zero.Copy !req
1020. Here they come,
Choda Boy! Duck!Copy !req
1021. Excuse me,
what movie is this?Copy !req
1022. What movie's this?Copy !req
1023. Have you been livin'
in a cardboard box, lady?Copy !req
1024. No, I'm from Utah.Copy !req
1025. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1026. Joe, Joe, these are two
of the hottest
porn stars in Japan,Copy !req
1027. Nasuko and Haruko.Copy !req
1028. Hi!Copy !req
1029. How do you do?Copy !req
1030. Now, Nasuko, you go
sit over here,
right on the bed. Very good.Copy !req
1031. And, Haruko,
you sit right here, darling.Copy !req
1032. Now, when we roll cameras,
Nasuko, you say,Copy !req
1033. "There is no
escaping us, Orgazmo."Copy !req
1034. There is no
escaping us, Orgazmo.Copy !req
1035. Good.Copy !req
1036. And, Haruko, you say,
"Prepare to meet your doom!"Copy !req
1037. Prepare da meet so dung.Copy !req
1038. Good. Close enough.Copy !req
1039. Joe, you say,Copy !req
1040. "I'll find
a way to break free,
Ass-Fuck Twins!"Copy !req
1041. I'll find a way to...Copy !req
1042. Oh, uh, I can't say that.Copy !req
1043. Say what?Copy !req
1044. What are they called?
The Ass-Fuck Twins.Copy !req
1045. I can't say that.
Can we call 'em
something else?Copy !req
1046. But they're
the Ass-Fuck Twins.Copy !req
1047. Well, I know,
but couldn't I call themCopy !req
1048. the Naughty Twins
or something?Copy !req
1049. No, you couldn't
just call them
the Naughty Twins.Copy !req
1050. They're the Ass-Fuck Twins.Copy !req
1051. Why would you call them
the Naughty TwinsCopy !req
1052. when they get fucked
in the ass all the time?Copy !req
1053. Well, that's pretty naughty.Copy !req
1054. Look, Hung.Copy !req
1055. I've been pretty
patient with you,
but it's wearing thin.Copy !req
1056. Now, my need to kiss
your ass is over!Copy !req
1057. So you better
shape up, kiddo.Copy !req
1058. Understood?Copy !req
1059. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1060. Okay. Let's shoot this.Copy !req
1061. Roll camera.Copy !req
1062. And action!Copy !req
1063. There is no
escaping us, Orgazmo.Copy !req
1064. Prepare da me your doo.Copy !req
1065. I'll find a way to break free,Copy !req
1066. A... Ass-Fuck Twins.Copy !req
1067. Get away from him,
Ass-Fuck Twins!Copy !req
1068. Chodi Bo!Copy !req
1069. That's right!Copy !req
1070. Let's see how you
like my cock rocket!Copy !req
1071. Cock rocket!Copy !req
1072. Cut, cut, cut!Copy !req
1073. God damn it, cut!Copy !req
1074. You call that
an explosion, Chapleski?Copy !req
1075. I told you
to make it bigger!Copy !req
1076. All right, mellow out.
I'll make it bigger.Copy !req
1077. Jesus.
Where?Copy !req
1078. The both of you two
assholes get off
of my set!Copy !req
1079. We'll just shoot
the fucking sex.Copy !req
1080. Bring me my stunt cock.Copy !req
1081. Stunt cock.Copy !req
1082. Stunt cock.Copy !req
1083. Hey, how ya doin'?Copy !req
1084. Just get in there
and fuck.Copy !req
1085. But I haven't
slapped my ass yet.Copy !req
1086. Move, fuck boy!Copy !req
1087. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1088. Ass-Fuck Twins! Whoo!Copy !req
1089. Boy, I've never seen
Mr. Orbison like that.Copy !req
1090. Yeah, he's a first-class
asshole, that's for sure.Copy !req
1091. See you tomorrow.
Good night.Copy !req
1092. Oh. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
1093. Oh, hi, Dave.Copy !req
1094. You know,
you did a good job
in there today, man.Copy !req
1095. Thanks.Copy !req
1096. I don't wanna sound
like a queer or nothin',Copy !req
1097. but I'd kinda like
to make love to you tonight.Copy !req
1098. Goodbye, Choda Boy.Copy !req
1099. Good night.Copy !req
1100. Whoa. Excuse me.Copy !req
1101. Hey, boss. This guy looks
really familiar.Copy !req
1102. Of course, he looks familiar.
He's Choda Boy in the film.Copy !req
1103. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Choda Boy. Good stuff.Copy !req
1104. You work for Orbison?Copy !req
1105. Is there a problem,
Chapleski?Copy !req
1106. No.Copy !req
1107. No, there's no problem.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1108. Hi, cupcake. I'm home.Copy !req
1109. Orgazmo!Copy !req
1110. And Choda Boy!Copy !req
1111. I'll use
my Orgazmorator.Copy !req
1112. Nice shot!Copy !req
1113. Uh...Copy !req
1114. How's it going?Copy !req
1115. Joe, how could you?Copy !req
1116. Lisa, listen to me.Copy !req
1117. You had your heart
so set on being
married in the temple,Copy !req
1118. and having
a nice place to live,Copy !req
1119. and I wanted to have
it all for you.Copy !req
1120. But you had to know
that I didn't want this.Copy !req
1121. I... It all happened
so fast, Lis, but...Copy !req
1122. Fie on you, Satan!Copy !req
1123. Lisa, I...Copy !req
1124. I thought nobody
would ever know.Copy !req
1125. I had no idea it
would get this popular.Copy !req
1126. How could you have sex
with all of those women?Copy !req
1127. I didn't have sex with 'em.
It was a stunt cock.Copy !req
1128. A stunt cock?Copy !req
1129. Yeah.Copy !req
1130. So...Copy !req
1131. So you aren't actually
touching those women'sCopy !req
1132. breasts?Copy !req
1133. Oh, no. That's all
just special effects.Copy !req
1134. Really?Copy !req
1135. No.Copy !req
1136. Lisa, I love you.Copy !req
1137. And I did this all
for you and for us.Copy !req
1138. Is this what you think
Heavenly Father
has intended for you?Copy !req
1139. I don't know, Lisa.Copy !req
1140. All I know is that
I'm finally good
at something.Copy !req
1141. You have to quit, Joe.Copy !req
1142. You have to quit right now
and get back to Utah.Copy !req
1143. I can't quit, Lisa.
We're still shooting.Copy !req
1144. But... But what about me?Copy !req
1145. Lisa, it's two more days.Copy !req
1146. Two more days of shooting
and then we'll have
all the money we need.Copy !req
1147. I don't want the money
if this is how
you have to earn it!Copy !req
1148. Well, I don't know
how else I can earn it!Copy !req
1149. Joe, it is wrong!Copy !req
1150. Would you just stop
hollerin' at me? Criminy!Copy !req
1151. I guess we don't have
anything else to say.Copy !req
1152. I don't know what's
happened to you, Joe.Copy !req
1153. But I hope you're happy
in the life you've chosen.Copy !req
1154. Don't quote Dickens
in my apartment!Copy !req
1155. That's right. It's my house!Copy !req
1156. Come on now.Copy !req
1157. Come on baby. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1158. Shake that ass now!
Come on. Come on.
Move that ass, baby.Copy !req
1159. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1160. Oh, that's a baby now.Copy !req
1161. Lisa!Copy !req
1162. Oh, you feel
so good inside, baby.Copy !req
1163. Lisa!Copy !req
1164. Come on. Who's your little
flower now?
Lisa.Copy !req
1165. Lisa!Copy !req
1166. Who's your little
flower now?Copy !req
1167. That's right, baby. Come on.
Give it to Mama now!Copy !req
1168. Give it to Mama. Come on!Copy !req
1169. Ahhh! Heck!Copy !req
1170. What's your name again?Copy !req
1171. I am Sancho.Copy !req
1172. Look, I get a lot of people
auditioning all the time.Copy !req
1173. What makes you think
you'd be good at porno?Copy !req
1174. I am Sancho.Copy !req
1175. That's great,
but what do you do?Copy !req
1176. What do I do?
I am Sancho.Copy !req
1177. And?Copy !req
1178. And there are many
Jeffs in the world,
and many Toms as well.Copy !req
1179. But I am Sancho.Copy !req
1180. And?Copy !req
1181. Are you Sancho?Copy !req
1182. No, you are not Sancho.Copy !req
1183. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho.
Frank Gifford,
he's not Sancho.Copy !req
1184. But I...Copy !req
1185. You are Sancho!Copy !req
1186. That's right.Copy !req
1187. Okay, you're hired.Copy !req
1188. Of course.
You get 100 bucks a scene.Copy !req
1189. We're shooting one tonight.Copy !req
1190. It's on the volcano set
with the Ass-Fuck Twins.Copy !req
1191. Yeah?Copy !req
1192. Boss, Joe Young's
here to see you.
He says it's very important.Copy !req
1193. God damn it.Copy !req
1194. Send him in.Copy !req
1195. What do you want, Hung?
I'm very, very busy.Copy !req
1196. Well, Mr. Orbison,
I just came by
to tell you thatCopy !req
1197. I have to quit.Copy !req
1198. Oh, my God,
it's Orgazmo!Copy !req
1199. I'm not Orgazmo!
I am Sancho.Copy !req
1200. You see, Mr. Orbison,
my fiancée came in
from out of town,Copy !req
1201. and everything just...Copy !req
1202. Well, dang it,
I just have to get back
to Utah and marry her!Copy !req
1203. Get outta here.
I'll see you on set tomorrow.Copy !req
1204. No, I'm serious. I...Copy !req
1205. I appreciate everything
you've done for me,
but I have to say no.Copy !req
1206. My contract does state
that I can leave
whenever I want.Copy !req
1207. Wait a minute, kid.
You're forgetting something.Copy !req
1208. What?Copy !req
1209. That contracts
don't mean shit to me!Copy !req
1210. Now, you're gonna
finish this film,Copy !req
1211. and then do you know
what you're gonna do?Copy !req
1212. No.Copy !req
1213. You're gonna do Orgazmo 3,Copy !req
1214. Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5,
Orgazmo 20-fucking-7,
if I want you to!Copy !req
1215. And do you know why?Copy !req
1216. No.Copy !req
1217. Because I'm Maxxx Orbison,
and I get what I want!Copy !req
1218. Now, hold on a minute,
Mr. Orbison.
I said I don't wanna do it.Copy !req
1219. And you don't...
You don't own me.Copy !req
1220. You wanna bet I don't, punk?Copy !req
1221. Now, I'm warning you, kid!Copy !req
1222. Don't fuck with me!Copy !req
1223. Now, you go home
and you tellCopy !req
1224. your little fiancée
that the wedding is off,Copy !req
1225. and you have
your ass back here
tomorrow a.m.!Copy !req
1226. Or else you'll be sleeping
with the fishes. See?Copy !req
1227. Send in the next audition.Copy !req
1228. You know, I have had enough
of your poop, Mr. Orbison.Copy !req
1229. Find yourself another Orgazmo!Copy !req
1230. I'm warnin' you, Hung!Copy !req
1231. Goodbye!Copy !req
1232. Not so fast, happy pants.Copy !req
1233. No. No.Copy !req
1234. It's his decision.
Let him go.Copy !req
1235. Hmm.Copy !req
1236. You should've let me
whup his ass,
Uncle Orbison!Copy !req
1237. No, we don't need
him all messed up
for the shoot tomorrow.Copy !req
1238. There's another way.Copy !req
1239. Joe?Copy !req
1240. Joe, it's me.Copy !req
1241. Joe, come on.
Can we please just talk
about this some more?Copy !req
1242. Joe.
Hi, Ben.Copy !req
1243. Man, I just tried
callin' you.
I've got some big news.Copy !req
1244. No, no, no.
I've got big news, too.Copy !req
1245. I just quit.Copy !req
1246. What?Copy !req
1247. I'm goin' back to Utah
to be a normal Mormon again.Copy !req
1248. I just came to say goodbye.Copy !req
1249. I found out who's been
beating up G-Fresh.
It's Orbison.Copy !req
1250. Those thugs
work for him, Joe.Copy !req
1251. Orbison. Wow.Copy !req
1252. Boy, that guy just
thinks he owns the world,
doesn't he?Copy !req
1253. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
1254. And that's why you and I
need to do somethin'.Copy !req
1255. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1256. Look, I might have
lost the only thing
that really matters to me.Copy !req
1257. I'm not staying in
this town another hour!Copy !req
1258. Hey, you're gonna let
Orbison extort money
from somebody like G-Fresh?Copy !req
1259. Listen to me, Joe!
No, no.Copy !req
1260. You need to...
You listen to me, Ben.Copy !req
1261. I don't know exactly when
I lost control of my life,
but I want it back!Copy !req
1262. No, wait a minute.
See, now you're doin'
what they told ya!Copy !req
1263. Doggone it, Ben!Copy !req
1264. I'm not a superhero.
I'm a Latter-day Saint.Copy !req
1265. Lisa?Copy !req
1266. Hello?Copy !req
1267. Joe! Joe, help me!Copy !req
1268. Lisa, what...Copy !req
1269. Joe!Copy !req
1270. I told you not
to fuck with me, Hung!Copy !req
1271. What have you
done with her?Copy !req
1272. I'm gonna send her away
so you don't have to worry
about her for a while.Copy !req
1273. Now, you be on set
tomorrow a.m.Copy !req
1274. or else I'm not
gonna send her away.Copy !req
1275. I'm gonna blow her away.Copy !req
1276. Do you understand
what I mean?Copy !req
1277. You mean, she'll be sleeping
with the fishes, see?Copy !req
1278. That's right.Copy !req
1279. Now, you just
finish this film,Copy !req
1280. and we'll see about
getting you two
lovebirds back together.Copy !req
1281. Don't hurt her... Her.Copy !req
1282. What should we do
with her, boss, huh?Copy !req
1283. We need some collateral.Copy !req
1284. Twins! Take a break.Copy !req
1285. Put her on the set.Copy !req
1286. Joe, what the hell you doin'?Copy !req
1287. He took her, Ben.
Orbison took my cupcake!Copy !req
1288. Shit! I knew it would
come to this.Copy !req
1289. Where's the Orgazmorator?
I have to get her back.Copy !req
1290. Hold on. Listen.Copy !req
1291. Orbison's mansion
is like a fortress, Joe.Copy !req
1292. There's no way
you can do this by yourself.Copy !req
1293. I know.Copy !req
1294. That's why I need you.Copy !req
1295. Damn, Joe. I've never
seen you like this.Copy !req
1296. I'm pissed off.Copy !req
1297. Help me! Help!Copy !req
1298. Will you shut up?Copy !req
1299. You pig!Copy !req
1300. You're the one responsible
for degrading
all of those women!Copy !req
1301. Hey, hey,
what about men, huh?
He degrades them, too.Copy !req
1302. Yeah, men are equally degraded
in pornographic films.Copy !req
1303. But men are always
in a position of power.Copy !req
1304. The men are the one who want
the product so bad.
They're the victims!Copy !req
1305. Well, then it exploits men
by exploiting women.Copy !req
1306. Hence, it exploits people.Copy !req
1307. Shut up!Copy !req
1308. Yeah!Copy !req
1309. I do what I do,
and I make a lot of money.Copy !req
1310. And I don't give a shit
what I do to people,
because they are all idiots!Copy !req
1311. Yeah!Copy !req
1312. Especially you, Clark,
you pig-fucking hunk o' shit!Copy !req
1313. Yeah!Copy !req
1314. Men like you
make the Lord sick!Copy !req
1315. Jesus is gonna
put an end to you.Copy !req
1316. If Jesus Christ wants
to bring Maxxx Orbison down,Copy !req
1317. He's gonna need a lot of help.Copy !req
1318. Quick! To the Orgazmobile!Copy !req
1319. What?
My Buick Century.Copy !req
1320. Man, this shit
has got to go!Copy !req
1321. You better hope
your little boyfriend
finishes my film,Copy !req
1322. or else I'm gonna
release this instead.Copy !req
1323. I think we should start
with a close-up of my ass!Copy !req
1324. Welcome to Hollywood.Copy !req
1325. We can't go
through the main gate
or we'll be spotted.Copy !req
1326. Can you climb the wall
with that thing on?Copy !req
1327. I'll sure
as Abraham try.
Right.Copy !req
1328. Come on.
Get that camera up!Copy !req
1329. Don't yell at me.Copy !req
1330. I'm not used to
workin' like this.Copy !req
1331. Man, these
European videos
are kinky!Copy !req
1332. This'll be cake!
Yeah.Copy !req
1333. Oh, shit!
Over the wall!Copy !req
1334. Ow!Copy !req
1335. Joe!Copy !req
1336. Ahhh!Copy !req
1337. Oh.Copy !req
1338. Oh!Copy !req
1339. Hey.Copy !req
1340. Oh...Copy !req
1341. Bad dog.Copy !req
1342. Huh.Copy !req
1343. I didn't know it
worked on animals.Copy !req
1344. Ben, could you give
me a hand here, Ben?Copy !req
1345. Bad dog. Shoo!Copy !req
1346. That's a bad dog.Copy !req
1347. Oh.Copy !req
1348. Dude, that's fucked up.Copy !req
1349. Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
1350. Finally!Copy !req
1351. Okay, people,
let's do this.
Roll camera.Copy !req
1352. Drop him.
Right.Copy !req
1353. Hey!
This is private property.Copy !req
1354. Where's the woman
you kidnapped?Copy !req
1355. Hung?Copy !req
1356. Hung, is that you?Copy !req
1357. Don't you think
you're taking this role
a little bit too seriously?Copy !req
1358. Where's my fiancée,
butt lord?Copy !req
1359. Let's just say your fiancée
is getting an education
in the industry.Copy !req
1360. Yeah, she's gonna be a star,
just like you.Copy !req
1361. Why, you dirty so-and-so!Copy !req
1362. I've been
waiting for this!Copy !req
1363. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1364. Need a hand?Copy !req
1365. Excuse me?Copy !req
1366. Fuck off!Copy !req
1367. You dirty girl!
I can do that.Copy !req
1368. John Quang Doe.Copy !req
1369. Huh?Copy !req
1370. No problem.Copy !req
1371. You twerp!Copy !req
1372. Now, I got ya!Copy !req
1373. Sayonara!Copy !req
1374. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1375. Who are you?Copy !req
1376. I am Sancho.Copy !req
1377. Shit, dude.Copy !req
1378. Get off of me,
you stupid...Copy !req
1379. Oh! Get off of me!Copy !req
1380. Off me!Copy !req
1381. Boss!
We got a problem.
He's here!Copy !req
1382. Who's here?
Orgazmo!Copy !req
1383. The real Orgazmo!Copy !req
1384. There is no real Orgazmo,
you dipshit.Copy !req
1385. Let the woman go
right now!Copy !req
1386. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
1387. I said, let her go!Copy !req
1388. Get this fuck!Copy !req
1389. Show me what you got!
Come right here!
Come...Copy !req
1390. Catch.Copy !req
1391. Yeah?Copy !req
1392. Think you can use
some of that pussy shit
on me, man?Copy !req
1393. Get up now!
I'm gonna whup your ass!Copy !req
1394. Then I'm gonna
boink your girlfriend.Copy !req
1395. Lisa!Copy !req
1396. Joe!Copy !req
1397. Now, it's your turn,
shorty.Copy !req
1398. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
1399. Come on, shit bird.Copy !req
1400. Come on.Copy !req
1401. Ben!Copy !req
1402. Use your hamster style.Copy !req
1403. No, I can't!Copy !req
1404. Hamster style, Ben!
Do it!Copy !req
1405. No!Copy !req
1406. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
1407. I don't think I'm gonna do
hamster style anymore.Copy !req
1408. That's nice.Copy !req
1409. That's nice.Copy !req
1410. That's nice.Copy !req
1411. That's nice.Copy !req
1412. You're an asshole.Copy !req
1413. Easy shot.Copy !req
1414. Huh?Copy !req
1415. Oh, shit!
We're out of battery power!Copy !req
1416. What?Copy !req
1417. It looks like you're up
fucked river now, eh, kiddo?Copy !req
1418. Uh-uh-uh-uh...Copy !req
1419. One more step
and I'll slice her.Copy !req
1420. Joe!Copy !req
1421. Did you really
think you could beat me,
you cocky prick?Copy !req
1422. Did you really
think that a stupid
little twerp like youCopy !req
1423. could stop Maxxx Orbison?Copy !req
1424. You've done a lot of
fucking damage here, pal.Copy !req
1425. And you're gonna pay me
back every cent of it!Copy !req
1426. Please, Mr. Orbison,
don't hurt her.Copy !req
1427. I told you not
to fuck with me!Copy !req
1428. What did I say?Copy !req
1429. That I'd be sleeping
with the fishes, see?Copy !req
1430. That's right.
I own this town!Copy !req
1431. I'm the mayor,
I'm the governor,
I'm the police and the crime!Copy !req
1432. And who the hell are
you to change that?Copy !req
1433. Got it!Copy !req
1434. I'm Orgazmo.Copy !req
1435. Huh?
What?Copy !req
1436. Enough!Copy !req
1437. He's never gonna
want to have
an orgasm again.Copy !req
1438. One more for Jesus.Copy !req
1439. Looks like
he's sleeping
with the fishes.Copy !req
1440. See?Copy !req
1441. - Lisa, are you okay?
- Did he hurt you?Copy !req
1442. What?
Oh, I'm sorry. Here.Copy !req
1443. Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry.
What were you trying to say?Copy !req
1444. Don't pull
the tape off my mouth.Copy !req
1445. Oh.
Joe, I was so scared.Copy !req
1446. I know, Lis. I'm sorry.
This is all my fault.Copy !req
1447. I... You were right
and I was wrong, and...
Look, Joe, Joe.Copy !req
1448. It's okay.Copy !req
1449. Oh. Lisa,
this is Choda Boy.Copy !req
1450. I mean, Ben.Copy !req
1451. Hello.Copy !req
1452. Ma'am.
Oh, uh...Copy !req
1453. Joe.Copy !req
1454. I'll explain later, Lis.
Right.Copy !req
1455. Just one more thing, Orby.Copy !req
1456. I did what you asked me.
Huh?Copy !req
1457. Cock rocket!Copy !req
1458. Burn, man, burn!Copy !req
1459. Wow, that's a heck
of a cock rocket, Ben.Copy !req
1460. Mark my words,
I'll get you for this!Copy !req
1461. This has really been
a learning experience for me.Copy !req
1462. Yeah, I've learned
a lot about myself tonight.Copy !req
1463. Ben, I'm sorry
you had to use
your hamster style.Copy !req
1464. No, it's okay.Copy !req
1465. In fact,
I think it's a good thing.Copy !req
1466. All these years, I don't know
what I've been running from.Copy !req
1467. Maybe I've been
runnin' from my...Copy !req
1468. From yourself. Right.Copy !req
1469. Right.Copy !req
1470. Come on, Joe.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1471. We don't want
to have to explain
this to the cops.Copy !req
1472. You're right.Copy !req
1473. I think we've
done enough damageCopy !req
1474. to this little
operation anyway.Copy !req
1475. Farewell, evildoers.Copy !req
1476. Whoa! Bummer, dude.
What happened here?Copy !req
1477. Some superhero
destroyed the house.Copy !req
1478. Oh. My name's Dave.Copy !req
1479. I am Sancho.Copy !req
1480. I don't mean to sound
like a queer or nothing,Copy !req
1481. but I think fire
is very romantic.Copy !req
1482. This is the last
of the bathroom stuff.Copy !req
1483. Oh, great.Copy !req
1484. Hey, kids.Copy !req
1485. Hi, Choda Boy.Copy !req
1486. All ready to leave, huh?Copy !req
1487. Yeah, I...Copy !req
1488. I guess so.
So, ICopy !req
1489. guess there's no moreCopy !req
1490. Orgazmo and Choda Boy.Copy !req
1491. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
1492. Well, maybe someday
I could come to Utah.Copy !req
1493. It was really good
meeting you, really good.Copy !req
1494. Yeah. There was a lot
of good stuff goin' on.Copy !req
1495. Whole lot of good stuff.Copy !req
1496. Good stuff.Copy !req
1497. Good, good stuff.
Yeah.Copy !req
1498. Kind of stuff
that makes you feel good.Copy !req
1499. It's good.Copy !req
1500. Yeah, Joe.Copy !req
1501. Oh, Joe!Copy !req
1502. I can't let you do this.Copy !req
1503. Oh, God!Copy !req
1504. Joe, this really is crazy,
but I think you might
have been right.Copy !req
1505. What?Copy !req
1506. Oh, Joe, it is so hard
to knowCopy !req
1507. what Heavenly Father
wants from us
or what he has in mind.Copy !req
1508. This whole thing is just
too gosh-darn wacky
to be coinky-dink!Copy !req
1509. Maybe this is
what Heavenly Father
has intended for you.Copy !req
1510. Oh, Lisa.
Oh, Joe!Copy !req
1511. Whoa, they're goin' crazy!Copy !req
1512. Oh.Copy !req
1513. Ben, L.A. needs us.Copy !req
1514. The world needs us.
Heck, I think
the whole universe needs us!Copy !req
1515. You mean,
you're gonna stay?Copy !req
1516. I think you guys
need to clean up Los Angeles.Copy !req
1517. Well, there's nothin'
that can stop us!Copy !req
1518. Well, crime fighting
will have a new name!Copy !req
1519. From now on,
if someone wants
to turn to a life of crime,Copy !req
1520. they'll have
to answer to Orgazmo.Copy !req
1521. And Choda Boy!Copy !req
1522. Oh, this is
so wonderful!Copy !req
1523. Let's pray.Copy !req
1524. Oh, boy,
look at the time.Copy !req
1525. Now, Choda Boy,
superheroes that pray
together stay together.Copy !req
1526. Oh, what the fuck.Copy !req
1527. Heavenly Father,
may we serve you
in the best way we know how.Copy !req
1528. May our decisions be rash,
may we do what's right,
and God bless us.Copy !req
1529. God bless us, every one!Copy !req
1530. Oh!Copy !req
1531. Hey!Copy !req
1532. Choda Boy!Copy !req
1533. Well, Doc, how bad is it?Copy !req
1534. Isn't good, Mr. Orbison.
There's a problem
with your little guy.Copy !req
1535. What's wrong
with my little guy?Copy !req
1536. Well, I'm afraid
your testicles have swollenCopy !req
1537. to the size
of Florida oranges.Copy !req
1538. Don't you think
I noticed that!Copy !req
1539. Tell me somethin'
I don't know,
you cocky prick!Copy !req
1540. We're gonna have
to amputate your pee-pee.Copy !req
1541. I've got you now,
Joe Young!Copy !req
1542. Soon you'll be
meeting up withCopy !req
1543. Neutered Man!Copy !req
1544. Hey!Copy !req
1545. What makes a man,
is it the power in his hands?Copy !req
1546. Is it his quest for glory?Copy !req
1547. Give it all you've got
to fight to the topCopy !req
1548. So we can know your storyCopy !req
1549. Now you're a man,
a man, man, manCopy !req
1550. Now you're a man,
a manly, manly man,
a man, man, manCopy !req
1551. You are now a man,
you're a manCopy !req
1552. Now you're a manCopy !req
1553. Live it, live itCopy !req
1554. What makes a man,
is it the woman in his arms?Copy !req
1555. Just cause she has
big titties?Copy !req
1556. Or is it the way
he fights every day?Copy !req
1557. No, it's probably the tittiesCopy !req
1558. Now you're a man,
a man, man, manCopy !req
1559. Now you're a ma-man,
a ma-ma-ma-ma-manCopy !req
1560. Now you're a man,
M-A-N man, manCopy !req
1561. Man, man, manCopy !req
1562. Now you're a manCopy !req
1563. Onward, Latter-day soldierCopy !req
1564. Spread the word of ChristCopy !req
1565. And Heavenly Father's visionCopy !req
1566. Of everybody being
really niceCopy !req
1567. He sent his son
to die for meCopy !req
1568. He didn't have to do thatCopy !req
1569. Onward, Latter-day soldierCopy !req
1570. Spread the word of ChristCopy !req