1. That's the way she wants it.
She likes to be wet. Right, Miss Gordon?Copy !req
2. Bobby, I want you to fix these packages.Copy !req
3. They sound like sandpaper
rubbing together.Copy !req
4. Want me to wet 'em down?
Okay.Copy !req
5. You have enough water on your hair?
- Perfect.Copy !req
6. Would you like a little drink while
you're preparing, a little bourbon?Copy !req
7. I'd love that.Copy !req
8. - What are you thinking about?
- Oh, you're home?Copy !req
9. Am I home?Copy !req
10. - Oh, God. I'm...
- What do you mean am I home?Copy !req
11. Soaking.Copy !req
12. It's raining out there.
My feet are chunks of ice.Copy !req
13. You know, a funny thing, in Los Angeles
almost everybody has cold feet.Copy !req
14. - Oh. No jokes, please.
- No jokes? Really?Copy !req
15. How about gentle humor?
Like to hear an anecdote?Copy !req
16. How about an anecdote?
Did you see my kid?Copy !req
17. - Isn't she beautiful?
- Oh, that's nice, Marty.Copy !req
18. Yeah, I'm giving up older people.Copy !req
19. Can't photograph them
without their clothes on.Copy !req
20. - I love you.
- Where were you?Copy !req
21. Oh, I was out...
I don't know.Copy !req
22. You know, shopping and...Copy !req
23. Then I stopped for a drink.Copy !req
24. Went into a bar.
Shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
25. Ah. A lot of people? Men?Copy !req
26. Yeah, but they were all talking about
their children, so I figured it was okay.Copy !req
27. I don't trust people that...Copy !req
28. that talk about their children.Copy !req
29. - Oh?
- They're perverted.Copy !req
30. But I tell you,
I do love older people.Copy !req
31. Look at this dame.Copy !req
32. - You know why I love older people?
- Why?Copy !req
33. 'Cause they know everything.Copy !req
34. But they don't show
that they know everything.Copy !req
35. I can stand here, I can look
at this woman, this old lady...Copy !req
36. and I can count
every wrinkle on her face.Copy !req
37. And for every wrinkle,
there's a pain.Copy !req
38. And for every pain,
there's a year.Copy !req
39. And for every year,
there's a person, there's a death...Copy !req
40. there's a history,
and there's a kindness.Copy !req
41. Now, you look at this kid over here.
She's not kind, see?Copy !req
42. What am I holding you up for?
Go on, get upstairs. Get warm.Copy !req
43. I love you.Copy !req
44. - Virginia?
- What?Copy !req
45. - Can you hear me?
- What?Copy !req
46. - Thank you.
- For what?Copy !req
47. For coming home.Copy !req
48. They want to be loved.Copy !req
49. They have to be loved.Copy !req
50. The whole world.Copy !req
51. Everybody wants to be loved.Copy !req
52. When I was 17,
I- I could do anything.Copy !req
53. It was so easy. My emotions
were so close to the surface.Copy !req
54. I'm finding it...Copy !req
55. harder and harder
to stay in touch.Copy !req
56. Think about it, will you?Copy !req
57. I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
58. You could hit me.Copy !req
59. I'm not mad at you.Copy !req
60. Think about it.
You can hit me.Copy !req
61. - How you feel?
- Fine.Copy !req
62. - Had a good night tonight.
- Yep.Copy !req
63. - Give me your hat.
- Kelly, get me a bottle. I need a drink.Copy !req
64. - A little one or a big one?
- A big one.Copy !req
65. - It's nice to be loved.
- I'm entitled.Copy !req
66. Bobby, you got a bottle?Copy !req
67. Come on, let's put the towel on.Copy !req
68. Does she need
a little bit more water on the hair?Copy !req
69. You can do it on the way in. You've got
plenty of time. Hurry up and wait.Copy !req
70. - Okay, let's do it.
- You got everything?Copy !req
71. Come on. One autograph?Copy !req
72. - No.
- Sign the damned thing.Copy !req
73. - Who belongs to this?
- Thank you.Copy !req
74. I'm gonna get a cab.
I'll meet you at the restaurant.Copy !req
75. Miss Sarah Goode? I've seen every one
of your plays here in New Haven.Copy !req
76. Would you please?
I think they're wonderful.Copy !req
77. How interesting. You've seen
every one of my plays in New Haven.Copy !req
78. He's seen every one
of my plays in New Haven.Copy !req
79. Well, that's remarkable.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
80. - May I have your autograph?
- I'm just the producer.Copy !req
81. Sign it, David.Copy !req
82. - Thank you. How did you like my show?
- I loved the show.Copy !req
83. Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
84. - I'm not the star of the show.
- I know about them.Copy !req
85. Myrtle is the star of the show.
Myrtle Gordon.Copy !req
86. Miss Gordon!Copy !req
87. - I love you! I love you!
- Come on, cool it.Copy !req
88. Back up. Everybody
will get their moment.Copy !req
89. Just back up.
Hold it a second.Copy !req
90. - I love you.
- Sweetheart.Copy !req
91. Sweetheart.
Off your knees, darling.Copy !req
92. - What's your name?
- Miss Gordon, would you please sign...Copy !req
93. - What's your name?
- Nancy.Copy !req
94. Nancy? How old are you?Copy !req
95. Seventeen.Copy !req
96. - Oh, my God.
- All right, thank you.Copy !req
97. Thank you. Let's go.
Please, people, let us through, huh?Copy !req
98. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
99. I love you. I love you!Copy !req
100. Darling, let go of her, please!Copy !req
101. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
102. - All right.
- Get in the car. Get in.Copy !req
103. - You all right?
- Yeah, fine.Copy !req
104. Manny, roll the window down, will ya?
There's something wrong with that kid.Copy !req
105. Get out of the rain, will ya?
You're gonna get pneumonia.Copy !req
106. Come see me tomorrow, okay?Copy !req
107. Oh, my God.Copy !req
108. I think it's that kid.Copy !req
109. I think it's that kid.Copy !req
110. It's that...
I think she's...Copy !req
111. Stop the car!
What are we doing?Copy !req
112. Bring the umbrella!
Get an ambulance! Get an ambulance!Copy !req
113. Hurry up! Hurry up!Copy !req
114. Open the door, Manny. I've gotta get out.
- Let me handle it, will ya?Copy !req
115. - Hello? Hello?
- Can I help you?Copy !req
116. Listen, there's been an accident
in front of the theater.Copy !req
117. I want you to call the police
and be sure that they know it.Copy !req
118. - We've gotta eat.
- The Orpheum Theater.Copy !req
119. - We gotta eat.
- What?Copy !req
120. The last restaurant's gonna close.Copy !req
121. You're gonna be hungry later.Copy !req
122. Maurice, will you come up with me,
please? I feel a little shaky.Copy !req
123. Thanks.Copy !req
124. - I'm not staying.
- Have one drink.Copy !req
125. Come in.Copy !req
126. Oh, God.Copy !req
127. Don't be so distant, Maurice.
Come on, have a drink.Copy !req
128. I'm hungry.Copy !req
129. There are people waiting
downstairs in the car.Copy !req
130. What's the matter with us?Copy !req
131. We lose sight of everything.
There was a girl killed tonight.Copy !req
132. All we can think about is dinner.Copy !req
133. I gotta go.Copy !req
134. You're not a woman
to me anymore.Copy !req
135. You're a professional.Copy !req
136. You don't care
about anything, do you?Copy !req
137. You don't care
about personal relationships...Copy !req
138. love, sex, affection.Copy !req
139. - Okay.
- I have a small part.Copy !req
140. It's unsympathetic.
The audience doesn't like me.Copy !req
141. I can't afford to be
in love with you.Copy !req
142. Good night.Copy !req
143. Yeah, good night.Copy !req
144. - She coming?
- She doesn't wanna eat.Copy !req
145. She'll beat herself into the ground.Copy !req
146. Let's go. My wife is
waiting at the restaurant.Copy !req
147. I don't want any more trouble.
Let's go.Copy !req
148. I need your help, Dorothy.Copy !req
149. I'm not talking to you as your husband.
I don't count.Copy !req
150. But I'm gonna go crazy
if you don't tell me what it's like...Copy !req
151. to be alone as a woman.Copy !req
152. What do you do?
Okay, that's it.Copy !req
153. Will you make me another drink,
please? I am gonna get drunk.Copy !req
154. - Ah...
- If you want to get hostile, go ahead.Copy !req
155. My goddamn life depends on this play.Copy !req
156. And you should go to all the rehearsals.
You should watch everything.Copy !req
157. You should sit with Myrtle, fill her in
on yourself and be part of it.Copy !req
158. Do I get paid for this?Copy !req
159. If you understudy, I'll pay you.Copy !req
160. Hmm.Copy !req
161. That's right.Copy !req
162. 'Cause I tell you, my life is getting
boring. I'm getting somber.Copy !req
163. - My own tricks bore me.
- Do you want ice?Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. There's no humor anymore,
and all the glamour's dead.Copy !req
166. - You notice that?
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
167. I can't even stand
how they come to rehearsal.Copy !req
168. They come to rehearsal
dressed in terrible clothes.Copy !req
169. - Ah.
- Manny, I'm dying.Copy !req
170. I'm dying.Copy !req
171. I know I'm dying,
'cause I'm getting tired.Copy !req
172. It's always the same.Copy !req
173. You talk. I sleep.Copy !req
174. If I had known what a boring man
you were when I married you...Copy !req
175. I wouldn't have gone through
all those emotional crises.Copy !req
176. Hello?Copy !req
177. Oh, Myrtle.Copy !req
178. No, sweetheart.
I'm still up.Copy !req
179. I'm sorry you're not feeling well.Copy !req
180. Do you have a fever?Copy !req
181. What?Copy !req
182. What girl?Copy !req
183. A young girl got killed
in front of the theater tonight.Copy !req
184. - All right, sweetheart.
- It's 4:30 in the morning.Copy !req
185. Yes, I know. It is lonely.Copy !req
186. Oh! I hate out of town too.Copy !req
187. Of course I love you.Copy !req
188. Hold it, will you, please?Copy !req
189. It's nothing.
Just my wife.Copy !req
190. Right.Copy !req
191. Of course I'll leave the phone open.Copy !req
192. Yeah. She doesn't mind at all.Copy !req
193. Tell her you'll talk to her in the morning.
- I don't sleep anyway.Copy !req
194. - Right.
- Right?Copy !req
195. Right.Copy !req
196. There's no one I love more
than you at this moment.Copy !req
197. You know I love you.Copy !req
198. What?Copy !req
199. Yes, sweetheart. Okay.Copy !req
200. What's wrong with being slapped?Copy !req
201. Cut it out. Cut it out.
Just a second, darling.Copy !req
202. Cut it out, will you, please?Copy !req
203. There's nothing
humiliating about it.Copy !req
204. You're on the stage,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
205. He's not slapping you for real.Copy !req
206. Myrtle.Copy !req
207. Ugh! Myrtle!Copy !req
208. Myrtle, it has nothing to do
with being a woman.Copy !req
209. You're not a woman anyway.Copy !req
210. No, no. You're a beautiful woman.Copy !req
211. You are. I was kidding.Copy !req
212. Now, you see? You have no
sense of humor. I told you that.Copy !req
213. I don't want to argue with it,
darling. We'll rehearse it.Copy !req
214. Well, how...
If we don't rehearse it...Copy !req
215. we... we won't get it.Copy !req
216. But it's not humiliating.
There's nothing humiliating about it.Copy !req
217. Uh, you know, it's a tradition.
Actresses get slapped.Copy !req
218. It's a tradition.
Do you want to be a, uh, uh...Copy !req
219. a star or do you want to be
unsympathetic?Copy !req
220. It's mandatory you get hit.
That's it.Copy !req
221. Now go to sleep. Right.Copy !req
222. A young girl got killed
by the theater tonight.Copy !req
223. Let's forget it.
Let's not phony it up anymore.Copy !req
224. Myrtle, honest to God,
he's not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
225. Now, look. You do it to me.Copy !req
226. Come on. Do it to me.Copy !req
227. Here, loosen the hand. Ready?Copy !req
228. You hear that?
One more time.Copy !req
229. Okay, now hit Maurice.Copy !req
230. Good! Good!Copy !req
231. All right, we could do it, but...Copy !req
232. you know, he could
swing at you and miss...Copy !req
233. but then we wouldn't
hear the slap.Copy !req
234. So, try it one more time.Copy !req
235. Hit her in the face.
With the fingers, not the palm.Copy !req
236. - Go ahead.
- No!Copy !req
237. Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle.Copy !req
238. - Hit me...
- Myrtle, Myrtle, Myrtle.Copy !req
239. Take it easy, will ya?Copy !req
240. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
241. - Look, do I love you?
- Yes.Copy !req
242. - Do I want you to be good?
- Yes.Copy !req
243. - Would I hurt you?
- No.Copy !req
244. Then you're gonna
have to let me slap you.Copy !req
245. - Okay.
- It won't work if you don't.Copy !req
246. All right?Copy !req
247. Okay.Copy !req
248. Let's go. From, uh...Copy !req
249. where, Sarah?Copy !req
250. Uh, start with
"You don't get to me".Copy !req
251. - Okay.
- Places, please.Copy !req
252. You don't get to me.Copy !req
253. You want to get to me?
You don't get to me.Copy !req
254. There's no way for you to get to me.Copy !req
255. You want to go out
and get drunk?Copy !req
256. You want to take dope?Copy !req
257. You want to go out with some guy
at 4:00 in the afternoon...Copy !req
258. and be with him?Copy !req
259. Go ahead.
That's your problem.Copy !req
260. What a mess I am.Copy !req
261. I'm begging again.Copy !req
262. What are we fighting about?Copy !req
263. You want to be young again,
is that it?Copy !req
264. Oh, Marty.Copy !req
265. Ahh!Copy !req
266. Oh, that was...
Oh, wow.Copy !req
267. Uh, that was good.
That was good.Copy !req
268. A few lines back.Copy !req
269. No! No more!Copy !req
270. No!Copy !req
271. Bravo!Copy !req
272. No! No! No more!Copy !req
273. No! No!Copy !req
274. - You all right?
- No!Copy !req
275. - I didn't hit her.
- Walk away.Copy !req
276. I didn't hit her, David, really.Copy !req
277. - You all right, Myrtle?
- Do we need a doctor?Copy !req
278. Yeah, you'd better get a doctor
and get me a cold compress...Copy !req
279. and maybe you'll have
a little brandy back there.Copy !req
280. David, would you please leave
the stage so we can go on?Copy !req
281. Will you get off the stage?Copy !req
282. There's nothing the matter with Myrtle.
She's, uh, tired, that's all.Copy !req
283. I've been tired
a lot of times in my life.Copy !req
284. You stay up all night,
you get tired!Copy !req
285. All right, Myrtle. Time to get up.
Have to rehearse now.Copy !req
286. Uh, let's take it
from a few lines back.Copy !req
287. - You want me to try this again?
- Yeah.Copy !req
288. Well, how can I start again when
she's lying half-dead on the floor?Copy !req
289. Myrtle!Copy !req
290. Are we rehearsing here or not?Copy !req
291. Want to call it a day?Copy !req
292. Myrtle!Copy !req
293. I was very much
in love with you, Virginia.Copy !req
294. When was that?Copy !req
295. No, I really want to know.
When?Copy !req
296. You don't get to me.Copy !req
297. You want to get to me?
You don't get to me.Copy !req
298. There is no way
for you to get to me.Copy !req
299. You want to go out and take dope?
You want to get drunk? Go ahead.Copy !req
300. You want to...Copy !req
301. Oh!Copy !req
302. Pow!Copy !req
303. Do you expect to be
funny in this scene?Copy !req
304. I'm sorry. I, uh...Copy !req
305. Perhaps I could write
a funny line for you.Copy !req
306. She's very alien to me.Copy !req
307. And I would pray that
I could have something to say...Copy !req
308. that would make sense.Copy !req
309. So that I could make sense.Copy !req
310. I somehow...Copy !req
311. I seem to have lost
the, uh, the reality of...Copy !req
312. of the, uh...Copy !req
313. reality.Copy !req
314. I...Copy !req
315. I dream funny dreams too.Copy !req
316. I'm not myself.Copy !req
317. This woman you're playing...Copy !req
318. is as helpless as you are...Copy !req
319. and as helpless as I am.Copy !req
320. She has no weapons.Copy !req
321. She wants to fall in love, but...Copy !req
322. her time has passed.Copy !req
323. It's too late.
It's as simple as that.Copy !req
324. You understand
that part of it, don't you?Copy !req
325. How old are you, Myrtle?Copy !req
326. You see? It's too late.Copy !req
327. You understand that, don't you?Copy !req
328. Just please tell me
what this play doesn't express.Copy !req
329. Hope.Copy !req
330. All right, uh, we'll, uh...Copy !req
331. Pick this up later.
Let's start with Act I, Scene One.Copy !req
332. All right, Jimmy.Copy !req
333. Let's get set here.Copy !req
334. Bring it down! Come on.Copy !req
335. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
336. Come on, places, please. Let's go.Copy !req
337. Put it on the money. Bring it in.
- Bring it down!Copy !req
338. Would you shut the door
on your way out, please?Copy !req
339. Sure.Copy !req
340. What's up?Copy !req
341. Be nice.Copy !req
342. May I sit down?Copy !req
343. There's no sense
in us being enemies.Copy !req
344. But I can't be your friend...Copy !req
345. if I have to contend
with your retirement.Copy !req
346. Oh, I don't think
we'll ever be friends.Copy !req
347. Well, we'll just have
to live with that.Copy !req
348. You know, that was a very good point
you made about hope.Copy !req
349. Made me realize that
you're not completely stupid.Copy !req
350. People change... physically.Copy !req
351. There's a hell of a lot of
pressure one puts on oneself...Copy !req
352. by demanding
to stay competitive.Copy !req
353. I'm gonna hit you.Copy !req
354. You're calling me fat?Copy !req
355. Beautiful day.Copy !req
356. What do you want to do?
You want to walk?Copy !req
357. - You want to ride?
- I don't care.Copy !req
358. Oh, I hate actresses.Copy !req
359. She tried to talk to me about age.Copy !req
360. Now I ask you. Really.Copy !req
361. Come on, walk with us.Copy !req
362. All right, we're gonna walk.Copy !req
363. I think it...
that went very well.Copy !req
364. Excuse me.Copy !req
365. Thank you.Copy !req
366. So...Copy !req
367. - Well...
- Do you want to have a drink?Copy !req
368. - You guys?
- Yeah. Good idea.Copy !req
369. Hold on. Wait for me.Copy !req
370. - Myrtle?
- Myrtle?Copy !req
371. - Come on. Have a drink, sweetheart.
- Manny, I just can't.Copy !req
372. - Are these all the local newspapers?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
373. - Are you all right?
- Sure.Copy !req
374. - These are today's, aren't they?
- Yes, these are the morning...Copy !req
375. - and those are the afternoon.
- Okay.Copy !req
376. Would you put those
on my bill, please?Copy !req
377. Certainly, Miss Gordon.Copy !req
378. - What's wrong?
- Five, please.Copy !req
379. - Do I have any mail?
- One moment, please.Copy !req
380. Nothing. Would you like a key?Copy !req
381. - Repeat after me: Baruch.
- Baruch.Copy !req
382. - Atah.
- Atah.Copy !req
383. - Adonai.
- Adonai.Copy !req
384. - Eloheinu.
- Eloheinu.Copy !req
385. - Melech.
- Melech.Copy !req
386. - Ha'olam.
- Ha'olam.Copy !req
387. - Dayan.
- Dayan.Copy !req
388. - Ha'emet.
- Ha'emet.Copy !req
389. - Praise be thou, O God.
- Praise be, O God.Copy !req
390. - Righteous judge.
- Righteous judge.Copy !req
391. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
392. All right. It'll be all right.Copy !req
393. I'm Myrtle Gordon.Copy !req
394. - Eddie, I'm so sorry.
- Excuse me, but this happens to be...Copy !req
395. a very, very bad time for us.Copy !req
396. Please be quiet.
Take it easy.Copy !req
397. I lost my daughter today.
You must forgive us.Copy !req
398. I know who you are.Copy !req
399. At another time, this house would've
been bedlam had you paid a visit.Copy !req
400. Come in.Copy !req
401. She was trying to see you.
That's how it happened.Copy !req
402. Yes, she was very beautiful.
I did see her.Copy !req
403. - She had extraordinary eyes.
- You don't have children.Copy !req
404. If you had,
you wouldn't have come here.Copy !req
405. No, I don't.
I don't have children.Copy !req
406. Lyin' eyes don't smile at meCopy !req
407. It kills romance too easilyCopy !req
408. For love is like
coming home againCopy !req
409. Can I freshen you up
a little bit, Miss Gordon?Copy !req
410. Hold my breath and count to tenCopy !req
411. Uh, yeah, but just one more.
I've got a show to do tonight.Copy !req
412. Listen, I don't want to impose upon you,Copy !req
413. but this joker's been begging me to get
a couple autographs for his kids.Copy !req
414. Would you mind terribly?Copy !req
415. - No, that's fine.
- Fantastic. There you are.Copy !req
416. - I told you she was a fantastic broad.
- Great. Thank you, Miss Gordon.Copy !req
417. Thanks.Copy !req
418. - How are you, Kelly?
- Workin'. Hangin' up clothes.Copy !req
419. You're looking good.Copy !req
420. Well, we all have to please.Copy !req
421. We have to please our audiences.
Isn't that right, Mr. Victor?Copy !req
422. That's right, that's right.
Very intelligent.Copy !req
423. Hey.Copy !req
424. You're not funny anymore.Copy !req
425. It's a serious play, Manny.Copy !req
426. Look at that. Isn't that wonderful?
She knows it's a serious play.Copy !req
427. I mean it.
You're not funny anymore.Copy !req
428. You used to break me up.Copy !req
429. That's right. I'd just have to look at you.
I'd fall on the floor laughing.Copy !req
430. But you've changed.Copy !req
431. Your whole countenance has changed.Copy !req
432. You're like some proud queen.Copy !req
433. I think you're in line
for a few bad habits.Copy !req
434. So I'm gonna take you
out after the show.Copy !req
435. Then I'm gonna take off
all my clothes...Copy !req
436. and show you this beautiful body.Copy !req
437. Hey.Copy !req
438. You're the most exciting woman
that I've ever known.Copy !req
439. And the greatest actress.Copy !req
440. - But you're no fun anymore.
- It's a sad play. She didn't write it.Copy !req
441. Sit down, will ya, please?Copy !req
442. Look in the mirror. Am I beginning
to look like Humphrey Bogart to you?Copy !req
443. - Now, wait a minute. Let's discuss that.
- No, answer the question.Copy !req
444. - Am I or am I not Humphrey Bogart?
- You're upsetting her, Manny.Copy !req
445. - Shut up, please, Kelly.
- She doesn't sleep at night.Copy !req
446. There's no time. She has to go on.Copy !req
447. I'm not funny because
I can't take myself seriously anymore.Copy !req
448. I'm just so struck by...Copy !req
449. the cruelty in this damn play.Copy !req
450. Miss Gordon?Copy !req
451. You're on.Copy !req
452. Houselights down.
Places, please!Copy !req
453. Curtain!Copy !req
454. Hey! There's a woman here!Copy !req
455. Hey, and she ain't bad-looking either.Copy !req
456. Hey, she left.Copy !req
457. - Virginia! Hey.
- Tony!Copy !req
458. - Tony! What are you doing?
- Look.Copy !req
459. I'm married. Give me a break.Copy !req
460. - I'm gonna have a heart attack.
- Me too.Copy !req
461. - Are you kidding? You're wonderful.
- You're wonderful.Copy !req
462. Tony doesn't like me to interfere.Copy !req
463. Charlie, get away from the door.Copy !req
464. Maybe she's
a house detective from the noise.Copy !req
465. I'm sorry. I'm going out there.Copy !req
466. What happened?Copy !req
467. They're near the staircase.
They're talking.Copy !req
468. - Do you think he knows her?
- Yes, it's the first wife.Copy !req
469. You've got to understand.
It's a shock for me to see you.Copy !req
470. I'm not seeing you alone on a street
corner. I didn't bump into you in a crowd.Copy !req
471. Hello.Copy !req
472. What the hell is going on here?
Who's this dame?Copy !req
473. This is Virginia.Copy !req
474. Wait a minute, Virginia!Copy !req
475. Wait a minute.Copy !req
476. I expect you to say hello
to my family.Copy !req
477. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
478. This is, uh...
This is my ex-wife from 15 years ago.Copy !req
479. And this is my new wife.Copy !req
480. Wait a minute, Virginia.Copy !req
481. Listen, I'm really awfully sorry
to just come in like this.Copy !req
482. This is my sister-in-law, Carla.Copy !req
483. - I want you to meet Charlie Spikes.
- I should've given some...Copy !req
484. This is Charlie Spikes.Copy !req
485. I got a letter from home that
said Tony was gonna be here.Copy !req
486. - My daughter, Leona.
- Hi.Copy !req
487. My wife, Lena. This is Virginia.
Say hello to Virginia.Copy !req
488. - Shake hands. Come on.
- I feel I'm intruding.Copy !req
489. You haven't met my son Vito!
Goddamn it, no!Copy !req
490. - You haven't met my son Vito.
- What's going on?Copy !req
491. - Get away from me!
- Charlie, leave him alone. He's an ass.Copy !req
492. And you shut up too!Copy !req
493. This is my wife.Copy !req
494. She's a princess.Copy !req
495. See my kids?
I got a lot of kids.Copy !req
496. I got three here,
and I got two back home.Copy !req
497. My wife hates
the population explosion too...Copy !req
498. but she don't mind having them,
because she has easy babies, that's right.Copy !req
499. - Ease off, Tony.
- Get away from me!Copy !req
500. She goes in, and 15 minutes later,
pop! They come out.Copy !req
501. All right, Tony. What are you doing, Tony?
- That right?Copy !req
502. Lena, listen.
You don't understand what I'm saying.Copy !req
503. I'm saying that because Virginia doesn't
like kids. I don't want my kids near her.Copy !req
504. - You're out of line, Tony!
- Tony, just leave him alone!Copy !req
505. Just leave him alone,
you bully son of a bitch!Copy !req
506. How dare you?
Who do you think you are?Copy !req
507. - You have no right!
- All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
508. This is Carla. I'm not afraid of you!
I'll kick you right where it hurts!Copy !req
509. - All right, I'm sorry.
- What do you want?Copy !req
510. What kind of woman are you?Copy !req
511. Lena, come here.
Come here!Copy !req
512. Just sit down.Copy !req
513. - Tony...
- Just sit down.Copy !req
514. Listen, you son of a bitch!
Keep away from me!Copy !req
515. Goddamn it, I'll kill ya!Copy !req
516. - Stop it!
- Stay the hell away from me!Copy !req
517. - Will you cool it!
- Keep him away from me!Copy !req
518. - Just get him away from me!
- Can't you just stop it?Copy !req
519. I mean, you're hurting your wife!
You're hurting your kids!Copy !req
520. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
521. I'm... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
522. See this?Copy !req
523. I wore this veil because
he used to be so crazy about veils.Copy !req
524. I'm sorry.
I'm a stupid woman, and I...Copy !req
525. This is very embarrassing,
and I'm just sorry.Copy !req
526. It's just that there's such a difference
between what you dream about...Copy !req
527. and what's really there, isn't there?Copy !req
528. What's the matter?Copy !req
529. What's the matter?Copy !req
530. Come on, now. Stop that.
Stop being a pissant.Copy !req
531. Go out there
and play the shit out of it.Copy !req
532. Come on now.Copy !req
533. You got it.Copy !req
534. Go on.Copy !req
535. I'm sore at you.
I don't know why.Copy !req
536. What are you doing,
talking to your pictures?Copy !req
537. Where were you?
I've been home all afternoon.Copy !req
538. I've been home
for a couple of hours.Copy !req
539. Hey.Copy !req
540. Marty, I want
to tell you something.Copy !req
541. Is it the end of the world?
You want a drink?Copy !req
542. No, it's not
the end of the world.Copy !req
543. What is it?Copy !req
544. I'm not good enough for you.Copy !req
545. - You're not good enough for me?
- No.Copy !req
546. Well, I don't want to hear that.Copy !req
547. I really don't want to hear that.
You're my inspiration.Copy !req
548. Before I met you, I was...Copy !req
549. I was a bum. I was a drunk.
I was a drunk with a pad.Copy !req
550. I was W.C. Fields without a nose.Copy !req
551. I was Dean Martin without any charm.Copy !req
552. I was no good, really.Copy !req
553. I...Copy !req
554. I thought that
small talk was too small.Copy !req
555. I thought big talk
was too pretentious.Copy !req
556. I thought music was noise...Copy !req
557. and I thought art was bullshit.Copy !req
558. That's what I thought.Copy !req
559. I know you're no good, Virginia.Copy !req
560. You're just a girl, two legs.
I know that.Copy !req
561. But I love you.Copy !req
562. You see, I'm not too secure.
I'm step by step.Copy !req
563. But I know you, you see.Copy !req
564. I know you because I look at you
while you sleep.Copy !req
565. Did you know that you sleep with half
your eyes open? Did you know that?Copy !req
566. I went to see my first husband today.Copy !req
567. Oh. Well. Really?Copy !req
568. How was he?Copy !req
569. Was he interesting?Copy !req
570. Was he good-looking? Still?Copy !req
571. Was he...Copy !req
572. disappointing?Copy !req
573. No, I guess not.
Well, that's normal, you know.Copy !req
574. Listen, I promised
I'd never double-cross you.Copy !req
575. I told you as long as I was here,
I'd be straight with you.Copy !req
576. I was very much in love
with you, Virginia.Copy !req
577. When was that?Copy !req
578. No, come on, really.
I would like to know.Copy !req
579. You don't get to me.Copy !req
580. You want to get to me?
You don't get to me.Copy !req
581. There's no way
for you to get to me.Copy !req
582. You want to take dope? Go ahead.
You want to get drunk? Go ahead.Copy !req
583. You want to go out with some guy,
4:00 in the afternoon?Copy !req
584. Be with some guy? Go ahead.
That's your problem.Copy !req
585. What a mess I am.
I'm begging again.Copy !req
586. You want to be young
again, is that it?Copy !req
587. Oh, Marty.Copy !req
588. All right, get up.Copy !req
589. Sweetheart, get...
Sweetheart, did I hurt you?Copy !req
590. Virginia, I didn't hit you that hard.Copy !req
591. For Christ's sakes, get up!Copy !req
592. I'll...Copy !req
593. Are you all right?
I was gonna call a doctor.Copy !req
594. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
595. I... I love you.Copy !req
596. You're a wonderful actor, Maurice.Copy !req
597. We must never forget
this is only a play.Copy !req
598. Well...Copy !req
599. I think it's wonderful how
you told everyone Maurice is an actor.Copy !req
600. I mean, no one would have known
if you hadn't told 'em.Copy !req
601. And I think it's marvelous...Copy !req
602. how accurately
you described to the audience...Copy !req
603. what they were watching: a play.Copy !req
604. - Bravo.
- You're being sarcastic.Copy !req
605. Then you understand something.Copy !req
606. - Myrtle, do you like the part?
- No!Copy !req
607. - You feel she's confused?
- She's not confused, no.Copy !req
608. You feel she's happy?
You feel she's sad? What is it you feel?Copy !req
609. Manny, excuse me a minute.Copy !req
610. But does she...
does she wreck you?Copy !req
611. Does she distress you so much
you can't sleep at night?Copy !req
612. David, I know you're trying to help, but...Copy !req
613. How can you represent someone
if you have no respect for her?Copy !req
614. I mean, we all know
you changed all the lines tonight.Copy !req
615. Doesn't that tell you something?
Don't you say to yourself...Copy !req
616. "Myrtle, maybe I'm not so smart.Copy !req
617. "Maybe Sarah's play has something to say.Copy !req
618. "Maybe I haven't
loved anything in my life.Copy !req
619. Maybe I should've gotten married.
Maybe I should've had children".Copy !req
620. Did that ever occur to you?Copy !req
621. Years ago.Copy !req
622. I don't want any smart answers!Copy !req
623. I don't know what the hell this is.Copy !req
624. What is it?
You want to be loved on the stage?Copy !req
625. - No.
- You feel this woman is sick?Copy !req
626. - No.
- You feel she's confused?Copy !req
627. She's not confused.Copy !req
628. You feel she's happy? You feel she's sad?
What is it you feel about her?Copy !req
629. Nothing.Copy !req
630. Listen, every word that Myrtle says...Copy !req
631. is on paper.Copy !req
632. Here we're sitting around talking
like she has to manufacture the words.Copy !req
633. You see,
there's Act I, Act II, Act III.Copy !req
634. All you have to do
is say the lines clearly...Copy !req
635. and with a degree of feeling.Copy !req
636. And then the...
Virginia will appear.Copy !req
637. Oh.Copy !req
638. Now the goddamn tears.Copy !req
639. Keep me up all night.Copy !req
640. I have to tell you I love you
in front of my wife.Copy !req
641. Now we get your goddamn tears.Copy !req
642. Aw, come on, Manny.
That's too strong.Copy !req
643. All right.Copy !req
644. David, I want to talk to her.Copy !req
645. Wait outside, will ya?Copy !req
646. Okay.Copy !req
647. I'm not sore at you.Copy !req
648. Come on in.Copy !req
649. I have a bar set up.
How about a drink?Copy !req
650. - No, thanks.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
651. Loosen up a little.
Have a drink.Copy !req
652. No, thank you.
I don't want one.Copy !req
653. Sit down.Copy !req
654. Should we call room service?Copy !req
655. - You're not hungry?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
656. How old are you really?Copy !req
657. I'm trying to be patient.
How old are you, hmm?Copy !req
658. I'm 65.Copy !req
659. How old are you?Copy !req
660. Well, if you can't say your age,
then you can't accept my play.Copy !req
661. I accept my age.Copy !req
662. - Why can't you read my lines?
- Listen, Sarah.Copy !req
663. Every playwright
writes a play about herself.Copy !req
664. You've written a play about aging.Copy !req
665. - I'm not your age.
- What is your age?Copy !req
666. I am aware that, uh, playing
an older woman is part of my problem.Copy !req
667. I have no illusions
about being a teenager.Copy !req
668. But on stage, you have
Virginia having hot flashes.Copy !req
669. I don't have hot flashes.
I'm not going through menopause.Copy !req
670. I'm not ready to play grandmothers yet.
You know, you're very clever.Copy !req
671. If I'm good at this part,
my career is severely limited.Copy !req
672. - Limited to what?
- Once you're convincing in a part...Copy !req
673. - the audience accepts you as that.
- As what?Copy !req
674. As old, that's what. Old.Copy !req
675. - Are you gonna quit?
- No.Copy !req
676. I'm looking for a way to play this part
where age doesn't make any difference.Copy !req
677. Age isn't interesting.
Age is depressing. Age is dull.Copy !req
678. Age doesn't have anything
to do with anything.Copy !req
679. Listen, Sarah,
I don't have a husband.Copy !req
680. I don't have a family.
This is it for me.Copy !req
681. I mean, I get my kicks
out of acting.Copy !req
682. If I can reach a woman
sitting in the audience...Copy !req
683. who thinks that nobody
understands anything...Copy !req
684. and my character goes through
everything that she's going through...Copy !req
685. I feel like I've done a good job.Copy !req
686. You think that anyone who's old
can't be vulnerable?Copy !req
687. That's not what I'm saying.Copy !req
688. Well, what are you saying?Copy !req
689. When I was 18,
I could do anything.Copy !req
690. My emotions were
so close to the surface...Copy !req
691. I could feel everything easily.Copy !req
692. But now...Copy !req
693. This is years later...Copy !req
694. Plays later.
Years later.Copy !req
695. So, what's the answer?Copy !req
696. I have this dead girl.Copy !req
697. You know. You remember that kid
that was in the accident.Copy !req
698. She's, uh...Copy !req
699. She's so open. She's...Copy !req
700. She's really...Copy !req
701. She's really just on top
of everything emotionally.Copy !req
702. She's...Copy !req
703. She reminds me...Copy !req
704. You said you have this dead girl.Copy !req
705. What does "have" mean?Copy !req
706. Is she here now?
In this room?Copy !req
707. Good night, Sarah.Copy !req
708. David?Copy !req
709. - I've been waiting for you.
- Oh, I've been with Sarah.Copy !req
710. I thought I'd buy you a drink.Copy !req
711. I'm so tired, David.Copy !req
712. Hello?Copy !req
713. Hello?Copy !req
714. No, I...
I can't see you now.Copy !req
715. I don't want to see you.
I'm with someone.Copy !req
716. I'm very concerned.Copy !req
717. Well, as long as somebody's
going to be with you...Copy !req
718. I'll say good night.Copy !req
719. - Good night.
- Good night, David.Copy !req
720. Myrtle, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
721. - What the hell are you trying to prove?
- Give me.Copy !req
722. What are you trying to prove?Copy !req
723. You're acting like some grade school
theatrical kid, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
724. Everybody loves you.Copy !req
725. - You're a super, high-priced professional.
- I'm what?Copy !req
726. - Now, calm down.
- Huh? I'm what?Copy !req
727. - Calm down, will you?
- What am I?Copy !req
728. I don't know what the hell it is.Copy !req
729. What is she?
A political fantasy?Copy !req
730. A... A frustrated vision
of Sarah's own inability?Copy !req
731. I don't know anything about this play.
I don't know anything about this woman.Copy !req
732. I told my wife tonight. I said, "Dorothy,
I don't know what this play is about".Copy !req
733. - I don't know what this woman is about.
- Manny, Manny.Copy !req
734. She's not even like some bum.
You know? She's not even a bum.Copy !req
735. She's not a bitch.
She's nothing.Copy !req
736. She's nothing.Copy !req
737. I mean, if I play her the way
everybody wants me to play her...Copy !req
738. like some little over-the-hill matron...Copy !req
739. my career is over.Copy !req
740. I'm sick to death of hearing
how old this woman is.Copy !req
741. Who gives a damn
how old this woman is?Copy !req
742. Does she win, or does she lose?
That's what I want to know.Copy !req
743. I know.Copy !req
744. - Is that such a lousy question?
- I know, I know.Copy !req
745. I'm beginning to feel guilty
for asking, for God's sakes.Copy !req
746. I like the music.Copy !req
747. It's a nice, soothing sound.Copy !req
748. I used to play it on my stereo.Copy !req
749. I was always alone.Copy !req
750. Waiting for time to pass.Copy !req
751. Waiting for night to come.Copy !req
752. The movies don't start till 6:00.Copy !req
753. I'd dream with the music...Copy !req
754. until dinner.Copy !req
755. Go to a movie...Copy !req
756. or a concert.Copy !req
757. Boys.Copy !req
758. And men...Copy !req
759. older men.Copy !req
760. And boys...Copy !req
761. always picked me up.Copy !req
762. I don't want to hear
about your sex life.Copy !req
763. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
764. - If I could rid myself of you...
- Are you going over your lines?Copy !req
765. If only I didn't have to think about
what's gonna happen to you.Copy !req
766. If I could rid myself of
the thought of being your wife.Copy !req
767. Oh, my God.Copy !req
768. I know you're frightened that I'm going
to go too far in the wrong direction.Copy !req
769. You're afraid I'm going to make
a fool of myself, aren't you?Copy !req
770. No.Copy !req
771. You're afraid that
somehow my behavior...Copy !req
772. - is going to undermine you.
- Don't, Myrtle.Copy !req
773. - Here we go. Come on, Myrtle.
- Please, one autograph!Copy !req
774. All right, people.Copy !req
775. Miss Gordon's late.
Would you let us through, please?Copy !req
776. Would you let us through, please?Copy !req
777. She'll sign all your autographs
after the performance.Copy !req
778. - Could you just sign one?
- We're late, darling.Copy !req
779. Now, be sweet, sweetheart.Copy !req
780. Let us through, huh? Would you
please let us through, darling?Copy !req
781. - Miss Gordon, please.
- I promise you...Copy !req
782. - I've waited so long to see you.
- If you're patient...Copy !req
783. right after the performance, Miss Gordon
will sign all your autographs.Copy !req
784. - Let us through now. Let us through.
- Thank you.Copy !req
785. One more.Copy !req
786. Right after the show, she'll sign
all your autographs, really. That's right.Copy !req
787. Believe me, believe me. Right after
the show, she'll sign every one.Copy !req
788. We're late.Copy !req
789. Oh, my God, it's...Copy !req
790. Be careful, Manny.Copy !req
791. Kelly, you've gotta talk to Jimmy for me
about the props in the second act.Copy !req
792. That cigarette lighter has to work.Copy !req
793. And tell him to leave some matches
on the bar in case.Copy !req
794. I'm going.Copy !req
795. I'll be at the Beverly Hills Hotel.Copy !req
796. The number is Crestview 6-2251.Copy !req
797. If you need me,
that's where I'll be.Copy !req
798. If you change your mind,
you call me.Copy !req
799. No smoking, Mr. Victor.Copy !req
800. Hello?Copy !req
801. Hello, Sophie.Copy !req
802. Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
I didn't... didn't mean to hold you up.Copy !req
803. I just forgot to get back.Copy !req
804. Listen, I'm kind of busy right now.
Can I call you back?Copy !req
805. Okay.Copy !req
806. Can I have a match, please?Copy !req
807. What the hell is she up to now?Copy !req
808. Can I have a match, please?Copy !req
809. Thanks, Frankie.Copy !req
810. I think she's all right.Copy !req
811. Shh! Never mind now.Copy !req
812. - Hello?
- I'm gonna kill that Jimmy.Copy !req
813. No, Esther isn't here
either. Call back, will you?Copy !req
814. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
815. I couldn't find the place.
It took me two hours to get here.Copy !req
816. I'm sorry I was so crude to you today.Copy !req
817. You shocked me.Copy !req
818. I'd have never expected
to see you again.Copy !req
819. I've thought about you.Copy !req
820. I, uh...Copy !req
821. expected you to be
a great big fat dame by now.Copy !req
822. This is just like it was
on our wedding night, you know?Copy !req
823. Why is she making an exit?Copy !req
824. It's the same way it
was for me that night.Copy !req
825. I mean, I, uh...Copy !req
826. I felt the same way that night.Copy !req
827. Are you all right up there?Copy !req
828. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
829. You haven't got
a back door, or some way...Copy !req
830. you're gonna get out, are you?Copy !req
831. These, uh...Copy !req
832. These big living rooms
always turn me on.Copy !req
833. - Is everything all right, Miss Gordon?
- Sure.Copy !req
834. I think you better get out there.
Gus is on stage alone.Copy !req
835. You all right up there?Copy !req
836. Get the curtain down.
I said bring the curtain down!Copy !req
837. - Which one is it?
- It's up there, Mr., uh...Copy !req
838. Victor. Thank you.Copy !req
839. How come you got your shirt off?
Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
840. Wait! Get that damn curtain up
right this minute! Get it up!Copy !req
841. Get that curtain up right now!
No argument! Get it up!Copy !req
842. Up! Up!Copy !req
843. Up!Copy !req
844. Humiliating!Copy !req
845. Okay.Copy !req
846. I've changed, haven't I?Copy !req
847. You have.Copy !req
848. - I've aged, haven't I?
- No.Copy !req
849. Oh, you can't say that I'm still the same
baby I was when you first knew me.Copy !req
850. Not the same skin,
not the same eyes.Copy !req
851. Do you know how old I am?Copy !req
852. I don't want to know.
You look terrific.Copy !req
853. Oh, but I feel so different.Copy !req
854. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
855. Time is a killer, isn't it, folks?Copy !req
856. All those lonely nights.
You know about lonely nights?Copy !req
857. You bet you do.Copy !req
858. How about those lonely days?Copy !req
859. How about them, hmm?Copy !req
860. How you doing?Copy !req
861. How about you?
You know about those lonely nights?Copy !req
862. - I know what you mean.
- You do?Copy !req
863. I really enjoyed it.Copy !req
864. - Wonderful.
- Very, very funny.Copy !req
865. Someone said you're
the producer. Are you?Copy !req
866. - Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, it was good.Copy !req
867. Oh, thanks.
That's very nice.Copy !req
868. I like the leading parts,
but there were too many old-age parts.Copy !req
869. - Old-age?
- Yeah.Copy !req
870. - She's always good.
- Oh, she's marvelous.Copy !req
871. Henry liked it.
Henry!Copy !req
872. Come here, tell him.
He's the producer.Copy !req
873. - It's a very serious play.
- That means you didn't like it.Copy !req
874. What was wrong tonight?
The play seemed so mixed up.Copy !req
875. - Really?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
876. Mr. Samuels,
I talked to five people.Copy !req
877. - Yeah?
- Three of them thought it was "yecch".Copy !req
878. Two of them hated it. The other one
didn't know what was going on at all.Copy !req
879. - It's a disaster, a disaster.
- It's not a disaster.Copy !req
880. Listen, I want you to get Zeitz up here
first thing in the morning. The first thing!Copy !req
881. Get out of my way.
Don't stand there. Go do what you're told.Copy !req
882. I can open the door.
Beat it.Copy !req
883. Okay, so I got
a few laughs tonight.Copy !req
884. Listen, I've seen worse nights
than that, babies.Copy !req
885. I've seen... seen drunks
in the audience...Copy !req
886. heart attacks, lines screwed up...Copy !req
887. nerves, dope,
theaters burning.Copy !req
888. - What are we talking about here?
- All right, Myrtle, listen to me.Copy !req
889. Half the audience loved the play.Copy !req
890. The other half hated it.Copy !req
891. But you're still my favorite star.Copy !req
892. That's not what I was talking about.
You know that!Copy !req
893. What are they, blind?Copy !req
894. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
895. Look, it's Myrtle's problem.Copy !req
896. It's up to you, Myrtle,
if you wanna straighten yourself out.Copy !req
897. She's the only one that can solve it.Copy !req
898. Listen, you liar, you just shut up
and don't talk to me anymore.Copy !req
899. Hey, I'm on the stage with you.Copy !req
900. What do you think
is going wrong?Copy !req
901. Nothing.
- She doesn't think anything's going wrong.Copy !req
902. - Is it the girl that was killed?
- What girl? - No.Copy !req
903. - The autograph hound.
- The girl that was killed?Copy !req
904. Have you, uh...Copy !req
905. - Have you seen her since she died?
- Oh, Sarah, please.Copy !req
906. - No.
- Uh, now...Copy !req
907. Sarah, I don't know
what the hell you're talking about.Copy !req
908. The problem is here with us. Let's not
complicate it with never never land.Copy !req
909. Look, the name of this play
is The Second Woman.Copy !req
910. The girl dies,
and Myrtle can't cope with it.Copy !req
911. Who is this girl?Copy !req
912. Did you see her?Copy !req
913. All right. Okay, I have seen her,
but not like you think.Copy !req
914. I mean, I made her up.Copy !req
915. She's mine. She's my fantasy.Copy !req
916. I wanted to see
how it would feel like to be, uh...Copy !req
917. To be young again.Copy !req
918. Whatever.
If that makes you happy.Copy !req
919. Was she on the stage
with you again tonight?Copy !req
920. No!Copy !req
921. Look, would I let anybody
go on stage for me? Are you crazy?Copy !req
922. - Do you know what's going on?
- No.Copy !req
923. Can I take Myrtle
to my spiritualist?Copy !req
924. - Oh! Wait a minute.
- Spiritualist?Copy !req
925. Wait a minute.Copy !req
926. Myrtle, you were never in it tonight,
not for a moment.Copy !req
927. Now, I don't know whether it's because
you don't want to, because you can't...Copy !req
928. because you're nuts,
I don't know.Copy !req
929. Or because, uh,
the play's about aging and, uh...Copy !req
930. you're repulsed by it.Copy !req
931. I don't know.Copy !req
932. But I think it's an important play.Copy !req
933. And, uh, if you don't
put yourself out...Copy !req
934. I mean, if you don't feel the pain
of the losing of, uh...Copy !req
935. passion and, uh...Copy !req
936. Look, if I put a call in to New York,
we'll be there in less than two hours.Copy !req
937. I'll take her to my spiritualist, and we'll
be back in time for rehearsal tomorrow.Copy !req
938. I don't want anybody
to misunderstand this lunacy.Copy !req
939. It's made up.
I can control it.Copy !req
940. It's... It's... I... I just let
my imagination go a little bit.Copy !req
941. Are you sure
it's just your imagination?Copy !req
942. I can make her appear
or disappear at will!Copy !req
943. Please come and sit down.Copy !req
944. Hello, Sarah.
How are you?Copy !req
945. - Oh, and you must be Miss Gordon.
- Yes. How are you?Copy !req
946. - Fine. Please sit down.
- Thank you.Copy !req
947. Sarah.Copy !req
948. - Is it okay if I join the séance?
- Please do.Copy !req
949. Thanks.Copy !req
950. Doris, get the candles.Copy !req
951. Can't see in the pitch black,
you know.Copy !req
952. And bring Frank in.Copy !req
953. We need a fan. When we close the doors,
it gets stuffy in here, you know.Copy !req
954. Now, Sarah...Copy !req
955. from what you've told me
on the phone...Copy !req
956. this could be
a misplaced phenomenon...Copy !req
957. looking for a way to cause trouble.Copy !req
958. Well, I believe that Nancy exists...Copy !req
959. but, uh, only in my mind.Copy !req
960. I'm an actress...Copy !req
961. and the play
that we're doing right now...Copy !req
962. is about the gradual lessening...Copy !req
963. of my power as a woman...Copy !req
964. as I... mature.Copy !req
965. Uh...Copy !req
966. at some time in life youth dies...Copy !req
967. and the second woman in us
takes over.Copy !req
968. I believe that Nancy is
the first woman in my own life.Copy !req
969. Nancy. The girl who got killed?Copy !req
970. - Yes.
- I see.Copy !req
971. Actresses create characters.Copy !req
972. I created Nancy
because I thought there were...Copy !req
973. certain scenes in the play
where I was having trouble...Copy !req
974. uh, visualizing my own life.Copy !req
975. I'll do anything.Copy !req
976. I drink, I...Copy !req
977. I stay up all night, I...Copy !req
978. You're so right.Copy !req
979. I'll do just about anything...Copy !req
980. to make my character
more authentic.Copy !req
981. I always have.Copy !req
982. I see.Copy !req
983. Well...Copy !req
984. let's turn up our hands, everyone,
and put them flat on the table.Copy !req
985. I'd like to see your palms,
um, darling.Copy !req
986. Doris, get a pan of water
and a wash rag, please.Copy !req
987. Your hands were smudged.Copy !req
988. Must have brushed against you.Copy !req
989. This, uh, Nancy of yours,
Myrtle, is a bad girl.Copy !req
990. She's very tough.Copy !req
991. I feel she's very near to us now.Copy !req
992. Well, what do you want me to do?Copy !req
993. Lower the lights, and, Frank,
light the candles, please.Copy !req
994. I'm sorry. I... It's, uh...Copy !req
995. You want to protect this kid, honey?Copy !req
996. I- I just don't know
how to explain it.Copy !req
997. It's, uh... It's like
when you were a child...Copy !req
998. and you had an imaginary friend.Copy !req
999. You know, someone that you made up?
She doesn't exist.Copy !req
1000. Well, at least now you know.Copy !req
1001. At least I know what?Copy !req
1002. A lot of people think
the young girl in us is important.Copy !req
1003. Not too many years ago...Copy !req
1004. I went around
pretending I was 18.Copy !req
1005. But I wasn't.Copy !req
1006. I was 60.Copy !req
1007. Take a snooze, huh?Copy !req
1008. Night.Copy !req
1009. Well, uh, listen, thank you.
You know? That was...Copy !req
1010. Oh, that's all right.
Get some sleep, will ya.Copy !req
1011. - Go on. Sleep.
- You too.Copy !req
1012. Where are you?Copy !req
1013. You know it's not your fault.Copy !req
1014. You're only 18.Copy !req
1015. It's not my fault either.Copy !req
1016. I'm an actress.Copy !req
1017. I have to...Copy !req
1018. I...Copy !req
1019. Ohh!Copy !req
1020. Hello!Copy !req
1021. Hello.Copy !req
1022. - Listen, you know who I am, don't you?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1023. Well, the door to Miss Goode's suite
is locked.Copy !req
1024. - Mm-hmm?
- Well, I'm locked out.Copy !req
1025. Oh. You're from
up in the penthouse, aren't you?Copy !req
1026. I... I need to get in.Copy !req
1027. - Have you got the key?
- I have some keys.Copy !req
1028. I don't know if I have the key
to Miss Goode's room.Copy !req
1029. Would you try one, please?
I'm sure you can get me in.Copy !req
1030. I haven't seen you
in the movies in a while.Copy !req
1031. - I'm doing a play.
- Oh, I heard that.Copy !req
1032. Let's see if this one works.Copy !req
1033. No, that doesn't.Copy !req
1034. Let's try this one.Copy !req
1035. - Thank you.
- That's too much.Copy !req
1036. That's really too much.Copy !req
1037. You're just great.
Thank you.Copy !req
1038. Oh, my God.
What are you doing?Copy !req
1039. Don't worry, Sarah.Copy !req
1040. I'm doing this to myself.Copy !req
1041. I'm a little shook.Copy !req
1042. Use your bathroom?Copy !req
1043. I'm a little shook up.Copy !req
1044. Be all right with you
if I spent the night?Copy !req
1045. - Were you with her last night?
- Yes.Copy !req
1046. Manny, she's crazy.Copy !req
1047. Sarah, we've been waiting for two hours.
- I've never seen behavior like this.Copy !req
1048. - Two precious hours of rehearsal.
- She's got to be replaced.Copy !req
1049. Oh, you want me to replace her now?
One day before New York?Copy !req
1050. Thank you very much.Copy !req
1051. - Let's go.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1052. Leo, tell everyone to take a break.
We'll be back in a half hour.Copy !req
1053. Right.Copy !req
1054. I had an affair a couple of
years ago. You know about it.Copy !req
1055. Nineteen-year-old girl.Copy !req
1056. You don't think I was
making a fool of myself?Copy !req
1057. Think every time
I took my shirt off I didn't...Copy !req
1058. wanna be younger?Copy !req
1059. I had my nails done,
my face massaged.Copy !req
1060. Had a container of breath spray
in my pocket at all times.Copy !req
1061. I left my wife,
I left my children...Copy !req
1062. and I had to suffer the humiliation
of going back...Copy !req
1063. after a scene with the kid where she
very politely told me I was too old for her.Copy !req
1064. I made her uncomfortable.Copy !req
1065. But I understood that.Copy !req
1066. All the work I'd ever done...Copy !req
1067. she went to bed with,
very passionately.Copy !req
1068. That's why I thought
you'd like the play.Copy !req
1069. It has so much of you in it.Copy !req
1070. You mean I shouldn't...Copy !req
1071. fool myself anymore...Copy !req
1072. to keep holding on.Copy !req
1073. No.Copy !req
1074. Then what?
What do you mean, Manny?Copy !req
1075. What I'm trying to say
is that you're a...Copy !req
1076. delicate, experienced...Copy !req
1077. exciting woman...Copy !req
1078. who I find attractive
beyond comprehension...Copy !req
1079. a woman who amazes me
with her lack of belief in herself.Copy !req
1080. Manny...Copy !req
1081. - Jesus Christ.
- I'm in trouble.Copy !req
1082. I'm not acting.Copy !req
1083. You know the last day before New York
I'm always nervous.Copy !req
1084. But I always win.
I-I-I'm a strong person.Copy !req
1085. I'm not some...Copy !req
1086. But this... age thing...Copy !req
1087. it just has me
coming off the wall!Copy !req
1088. - What's the line, Leo?
- "Vito, go in the john".Copy !req
1089. Come on, boys, pick up your cues.
This scene has to bounce. It has to pop!Copy !req
1090. - What do you think I'm here for?
- What need is that?Copy !req
1091. She needs loving.
Every woman needs that.Copy !req
1092. Manny, what is this scene about?
Good scene! It's about you!Copy !req
1093. You lock your kid
in the bathroom! Is that it?Copy !req
1094. - Let's take a break.
- Sarah!Copy !req
1095. No, I wanna see the fight
by the numbers.Copy !req
1096. You've gotta help me. You've got... Sarah.
- No. Let go of me.Copy !req
1097. Stop it.
I'm not going anywhere...Copy !req
1098. - Sarah! Come on!
- No, I don't want to!Copy !req
1099. - Quiet!
- Come on!Copy !req
1100. Oh, shut up, David!Copy !req
1101. Hey! Leave me alone!Copy !req
1102. Where are the Bobbsey Twins going?
I don't want another disappearing act.Copy !req
1103. I'm out of control.Copy !req
1104. - You mustn't be out of control.
- You've gotta get me somebody else.Copy !req
1105. Somebody else. Not that first dame.
That first dame did something crazy!Copy !req
1106. What did she do?Copy !req
1107. - I don't know. It was like...
- Myrtle. Myrtle.Copy !req
1108. We'll get a car.
We'll find somebody.Copy !req
1109. Don't you understand
Manny is concerned?Copy !req
1110. With all this trouble, we wanna
be sure everything is all right.Copy !req
1111. I don't care about Manny!Copy !req
1112. Everything is not all right.
Don't you understand?Copy !req
1113. I don't like the way
that son of a bitch is treating me!Copy !req
1114. He treats me like I'm some over-the-hill
matron. I don't like being spied on either!Copy !req
1115. I can't go to the bathroom around hereCopy !req
1116. without somebody thinking
I'm having a breakdown!Copy !req
1117. A-Are you all right?Copy !req
1118. Am I all right?
Am I all right?Copy !req
1119. - David, please let me talk to her alone.
- Sarah...Copy !req
1120. - Please. Please.
- All right, go ahead.Copy !req
1121. Let's get out of here. Don't tell me
you don't know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1122. You got me into this.
You're gonna get me out of it.Copy !req
1123. - Well, you can do it.
- You understand me?Copy !req
1124. What do you want me to do with
your clothes? Go to the hotel and pack?Copy !req
1125. - I don't care!
- Yes, would you, Kelly, please?Copy !req
1126. - After rehearsal I'll take her into town.
- Okay, sweetie.Copy !req
1127. You're going to call somebody, right?Copy !req
1128. Six dollars, lady. How long you gonna be?
- Five minutes.Copy !req
1129. All right. Hey, Mack! Get going.
Thank you. Come on, get going.Copy !req
1130. Are you sure
you don't want me to stay with you?Copy !req
1131. No.Copy !req
1132. You just introduce me to her.Copy !req
1133. That's all I want.Copy !req
1134. Miss Gordon, you are looking
completely charming today.Copy !req
1135. - Thank you.
- Can I get something for you? Ah!Copy !req
1136. Hurry.Copy !req
1137. Nice to see you again,
Miss Gordon.Copy !req
1138. Thank you.Copy !req
1139. That little bitch!Copy !req
1140. Oh, there you are!Copy !req
1141. Now... Mmm, don't be worried. Promise?Copy !req
1142. And don't be nervous.
I'll call you. Okay?Copy !req
1143. Good-bye, Sarah.
I'll call you.Copy !req
1144. Maurice.Copy !req
1145. Can I take your order now,
Miss Gordon?Copy !req
1146. - Uh, nothing for me.
- Miss Drake?Copy !req
1147. Could we...
Could we do this thing now?Copy !req
1148. Oh, I think we'd better
go to my room.Copy !req
1149. Grand Marnier?
A little apricot brandy?Copy !req
1150. Nothing. Nothing at all.
Thank you.Copy !req
1151. Thank you.Copy !req
1152. Sit in that comfortable chair.Copy !req
1153. I like this old one.
It creaks.Copy !req
1154. Now...Copy !req
1155. Now, uh...Copy !req
1156. Nancy is her name?Copy !req
1157. There you are.Copy !req
1158. - Oh.
- You are something!Copy !req
1159. - What does that mean?
- It means I'm no fucking spirit!Copy !req
1160. - What does that mean?
- I have never bothered you.Copy !req
1161. You want to kill me.Copy !req
1162. I devoted my life to you...Copy !req
1163. to movies, to music...Copy !req
1164. the theater.Copy !req
1165. I'm 17 years old.Copy !req
1166. I like sex.Copy !req
1167. I like to turn people on.Copy !req
1168. And that's what the theater is...
it's sex.Copy !req
1169. It's like getting laid.Copy !req
1170. Um, what did you do to her?Copy !req
1171. I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
1172. You're an older woman.Copy !req
1173. You're frightened,
and you're a coward.Copy !req
1174. Listen, I have a...Copy !req
1175. I have this play.
You know that.Copy !req
1176. I have to do it.Copy !req
1177. If you hurt me...Copy !req
1178. I won't be able to act.Copy !req
1179. Make friends.Copy !req
1180. Really, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1181. - No, don't do this.
- Stand still!Copy !req
1182. I just wanna shake your hand.Copy !req
1183. Don't... Don't do this.Copy !req
1184. - Don't you wanna touch me?
- No...Copy !req
1185. Miss Gordon.Copy !req
1186. Is she dead?Copy !req
1187. Is she dead?Copy !req
1188. Listen, Miss Gordon, why don't you sit
in the lobby here and have a drink?Copy !req
1189. - No.
- I'll get you a nice glass of wine.Copy !req
1190. - No, thank you. Good-bye.
- You sure?Copy !req
1191. - Do you want me to call someone?
- No. Thank you. Thank you both.Copy !req
1192. Uh, excu... Could I... Could I have a...
Do you have a light?Copy !req
1193. - Yes, miss?
- Hello, Wally.Copy !req
1194. You don't remember me.Copy !req
1195. Miss Gordon, by God!Copy !req
1196. It's so good to see you back. I didn't
know who you were, looking like a frump.Copy !req
1197. Well, welcome back.Copy !req
1198. Is he, uh...
Is he upstairs, Wally?Copy !req
1199. Yeah, it's been about,
oh, half an hour or so.Copy !req
1200. Is he by himself?Copy !req
1201. - You know, I really missed you.
- I missed you too.Copy !req
1202. Open up, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
1203. Hello. How are you?Copy !req
1204. - Fine. How are you?
- Fine. How are you?Copy !req
1205. - Fine.
- It's really you.Copy !req
1206. It really is.Copy !req
1207. The big star
pays the little actor a visit.Copy !req
1208. You know what I was thinking about?
I was thinking about my life.Copy !req
1209. I was thinking about the opening.Copy !req
1210. Now, I wanna get some sleep.Copy !req
1211. Do you love me?Copy !req
1212. I'm gonna close this door now.Copy !req
1213. What am I asking? What am I asking?
Come on, take a chance.Copy !req
1214. Listen, look, let's take this play,
let's dump it upside down...Copy !req
1215. and see if we can't find
something human in it.Copy !req
1216. I mean, there has to be more...Copy !req
1217. when two people have cared
for each other for a long time...Copy !req
1218. besides agony.Copy !req
1219. Heh?Copy !req
1220. Are you with me?Copy !req
1221. I'm not bitter at you.Copy !req
1222. Ah, this is not right. No.Copy !req
1223. - You are a...
- It's because I know you.Copy !req
1224. I know you very well.Copy !req
1225. I know you want me to
make an ass of myself on that stage.Copy !req
1226. Well, they don't pay me enough to make
an ass of myself. Do you understand?Copy !req
1227. Well, look at this.Copy !req
1228. You don't invite me in.
You don't...Copy !req
1229. don't offer me a cup of coffee,
a cigarette.Copy !req
1230. Well?Copy !req
1231. Well...Copy !req
1232. love moves at a hell of a rate
of speed, doesn't it?Copy !req
1233. What... Where... Leo? Leo!Copy !req
1234. Where the hell's he going?Copy !req
1235. Two hundred thousand dollar
advance! I gotta give that money back!Copy !req
1236. The situation remains the same.Copy !req
1237. The ads have been bought.
The money...Copy !req
1238. Wait!
The money's been spent. They're in.Copy !req
1239. I don't care if the theater's
burning down. Not now.Copy !req
1240. It's Miss Gordon.
She's on the phone.Copy !req
1241. From, uh, Miss Gordon.Copy !req
1242. What phone? What phone?Copy !req
1243. The other phone.Copy !req
1244. Backstage, upstairs.Copy !req
1245. It's the phone you got the call
from Philadelphia on.Copy !req
1246. All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
1247. Manny, I'm going out of my mind!Copy !req
1248. Be with you in a minute!Copy !req
1249. This wall here, right?Copy !req
1250. Hello. Myrtle. Myrtle?Copy !req
1251. That son of a bitch!Copy !req
1252. - Jimmy, come here.
- Is she all right?Copy !req
1253. Is she coming?Copy !req
1254. Did you talk to her?Copy !req
1255. What did she say?Copy !req
1256. - Was she sober?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
1257. Did you tell her we had search parties
out for her, the police, everybody?Copy !req
1258. - Yeah, but is she all right?
- She said she was fine.Copy !req
1259. - What else did she say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1260. She said she'd be here in time
to get dressed on opening night.Copy !req
1261. - Hey, what's happening?
- Well...Copy !req
1262. - Anything else?
- No.Copy !req
1263. What happened?Copy !req
1264. Quarter of 7:00.Copy !req
1265. So what if it is?Copy !req
1266. Where the hell can she be?Copy !req
1267. What difference does it make?Copy !req
1268. Either she'll be here, or she won't.Copy !req
1269. She'll be ready, or she won't.Copy !req
1270. Can't say I'm not depressed,
but it's not the end of my life.Copy !req
1271. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1272. Say she was hit by a car?Copy !req
1273. Got pneumonia?Copy !req
1274. What do you wanna do, Sarah?Copy !req
1275. We'll just have to wait.Copy !req
1276. Anyone?
- What the hell's the point of drinking now?Copy !req
1277. We're calm.Copy !req
1278. Depressed.Copy !req
1279. There's a difference between
being calm and being depressed.Copy !req
1280. You know, with all the pressure
the whole time we were in New Haven...Copy !req
1281. even when she went wrong,
she made me laugh.Copy !req
1282. In some crazy way, with all of
her craziness and all of her nuttiness...Copy !req
1283. it was more real for me
being up than being in it.Copy !req
1284. In some nutty way,
it seemed like something real.Copy !req
1285. I don't know
what the hell I'm talking about.Copy !req
1286. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
1287. I feel rotten. Don't you?Copy !req
1288. Yeah. I don't think
I'm gonna celebrate or anything.Copy !req
1289. - You know, we've got reputations and...
- Yeah.Copy !req
1290. - Well...
- I don't know.Copy !req
1291. you know about reputations.Copy !req
1292. As a good friend of mine once said,
reputations are money.Copy !req
1293. Yeah, Dave, I know, but I don't know
what'll cut out this lousy feeling...Copy !req
1294. of embarrassment and shame.Copy !req
1295. We...Copy !req
1296. Do you know there are people
out there waiting to see...Copy !req
1297. And you've backed many a fine play...Copy !req
1298. and I've written
a lot of good ones, you know.Copy !req
1299. Ohh!Copy !req
1300. Manny!Copy !req
1301. - Kelly, she's here!
- Oh, thank God!Copy !req
1302. - What's up?
- That's all right.Copy !req
1303. Sarah! Sarah!Copy !req
1304. Christ!Copy !req
1305. Manny. Thank God. She's here.Copy !req
1306. - What?
- She's here.Copy !req
1307. All right, get everybody
out of the hallway. Now.Copy !req
1308. - Everybody?
- Now. Out.Copy !req
1309. - All right, out of the hallway, please.
- What's up?Copy !req
1310. Uh, everything's fine. She's here.
Get ready. Get your clothes on.Copy !req
1311. Manny?Copy !req
1312. I'm late.Copy !req
1313. Just walk away.Copy !req
1314. Go up front.
Do whatever it is you do.Copy !req
1315. All right.Copy !req
1316. I'm late.Copy !req
1317. We'll get some coffee in you.
Then we'll see.Copy !req
1318. Buddy.Copy !req
1319. - Ow.
- Leave her alone, Leo. She'll get up.Copy !req
1320. Leave her alone.Copy !req
1321. Don't help her, Leo.
I said don't help her, goddamn it!Copy !req
1322. - Manny...
- Leave her alone!Copy !req
1323. Oh, horseshit!Copy !req
1324. - Get up.
- Leave her, goddamn it!Copy !req
1325. - You stay away!
- I don't wanna hear it!Copy !req
1326. What does it prove?Copy !req
1327. All right, walk.Copy !req
1328. Walk.Copy !req
1329. Come on.Copy !req
1330. Come on, hon.Copy !req
1331. You can make it. Come on.Copy !req
1332. All right, Leo, let her go.Copy !req
1333. Walk away, Leo!Copy !req
1334. She can't make it!Copy !req
1335. She's out.Copy !req
1336. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1337. - All right, leave us.
- All right, Kelly, let's go.Copy !req
1338. Want me to leave?Copy !req
1339. No, no.Copy !req
1340. You're part of the family.Copy !req
1341. What the hell's the difference?Copy !req
1342. I can't believe
she'd walk in this drunk.Copy !req
1343. - Manny?
- I'm closing the show. We're closing.Copy !req
1344. - She's here. She's here! Places!
- All right!Copy !req
1345. Where's Jimmy? Jimmy!
Get the cast on.Copy !req
1346. She's here. Come on! Quickly!Copy !req
1347. Go around back!Copy !req
1348. She's here!
Uh, all right, everybody!Copy !req
1349. We'll be going on in a few minutes!
Five, ten, I'm not sure.Copy !req
1350. Now, get your clothes on, come
downstage! We'll be going! All right!Copy !req
1351. Everything is fine!
We'll be going out! Thank you!Copy !req
1352. Thank you!Copy !req
1353. Makeup?Copy !req
1354. Yes.Copy !req
1355. Sweetheart, drink this.Copy !req
1356. Hey.Copy !req
1357. Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm a foolish woman.Copy !req
1358. Yeah, well, I'll bet you six-to-five you
don't make it out of this dressing room.Copy !req
1359. You make it to your second entrance,
you know who's gonna be waiting for you?Copy !req
1360. Maurice.Copy !req
1361. Embarrassing.Copy !req
1362. Now, David, I know this is crazy,
merely conjecture...Copy !req
1363. but she's drunk enough...Copy !req
1364. - I'm alone.
- I bet the audience is gonna love her.Copy !req
1365. No, I'm not alone. I'm not alone.Copy !req
1366. - I've been married.
- Leo.Copy !req
1367. - You should tell Mr. Victor, Mr. Samuels...
- I been with this guy three years.Copy !req
1368. Miss Goode, that I don't know
what to do about the audience.Copy !req
1369. - Five minutes, Jimmy. We'll be there.
- They're rowdy. The catcalls.Copy !req
1370. - Out!
- I don't think we can hold them.Copy !req
1371. - Leave! Out!
- After that, I was just floating.Copy !req
1372. I, uh, think, uh...Copy !req
1373. we'll have to make
some kind of announcement.Copy !req
1374. I would always think of Tony.Copy !req
1375. Leo.Copy !req
1376. Five minutes, Manny?Copy !req
1377. Perhaps she can do it.Copy !req
1378. I think of Tony.Copy !req
1379. I never had any children.
I don't care about 'em.Copy !req
1380. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1381. Our producer, Mr. David Samuels,
would like to say a few words to you.Copy !req
1382. Mr. Samuels.Copy !req
1383. Thank you.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1384. May I... May I really apologize
for this long wait...Copy !req
1385. and, uh, thank you
for your patience.Copy !req
1386. We've had a, uh, a small disturbance
and a problem backstage...Copy !req
1387. and the curtain will go up
in a minute.Copy !req
1388. Thank you.Copy !req
1389. Okay, props in place?
Everybody ready?Copy !req
1390. Curtain going up. Places.Copy !req
1391. House lights down.
Places, please.Copy !req
1392. Curtain!Copy !req
1393. Son, come here. Vito.Copy !req
1394. Son, take this $20...Copy !req
1395. and take these people
to the movies.Copy !req
1396. Come on, let's go! Let's move it!
Let's move it, let's move it!Copy !req
1397. Go! Let's go! Come on!Copy !req
1398. Vito! Son, come here. Vito.Copy !req
1399. Take this $20
and take these people...Copy !req
1400. Hey, there's a woman here!Copy !req
1401. Hi. My name is Vito.Copy !req
1402. Virginia! Hey, wait a minute!
Hold it!Copy !req
1403. What the hell are you doing, Tony?Copy !req
1404. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1405. You find out
what the hell is going on around here!Copy !req
1406. - I'm okay.
- Come back in the room!Copy !req
1407. Damn him!
Been married to a nut for 15 years!Copy !req
1408. - Charlie, get away from that door!
- It's your show now.Copy !req
1409. If it becomes too impossible,
you ring down the curtain. Understand?Copy !req
1410. All right, Manny.Copy !req
1411. Keep pumping coffee into her.
Black coffee.Copy !req
1412. I don't know. I don't care.Copy !req
1413. - Do you think he knows her?
- Yeah, he knows her.Copy !req
1414. - It's the first wife.
- Wife?Copy !req
1415. - He had her by the wrist.
- Did he hurt her?Copy !req
1416. You think I'm gonna interfere
in that kind ofbullshit?Copy !req
1417. You sure?Copy !req
1418. It's a shock for me to see you. I'm not
seeing you on a street corner somewhere.Copy !req
1419. I didn't bump into you in a crowd.Copy !req
1420. What the hell is going on here?
Who is this dame?Copy !req
1421. This is Virginia.Copy !req
1422. This is, uh, my, uh, ex-wife
from 15 years ago.Copy !req
1423. And this is my new wife.
Say hello to Carla.Copy !req
1424. - Hello.
- That's Carla.Copy !req
1425. Charlie Spikes, my brother-in-law.
Charlie Spikes.Copy !req
1426. Wait a minute!Copy !req
1427. Goddamn it, no! No!Copy !req
1428. No!Copy !req
1429. I've gotta get a glass of water.
I can't...Copy !req
1430. Never mind the water.
I said, what do you want?Copy !req
1431. Dad's gonna hit you again.Copy !req
1432. What kind of woman are you?Copy !req
1433. Hey. Come here. Sit down.Copy !req
1434. - Sit down.
- Let go of my arm.Copy !req
1435. - I said sit down!
- Stop it, Dad.Copy !req
1436. - Sit down.
- Take it easy. You're bigger than she is.Copy !req
1437. Hey, Tony, leave my house!Copy !req
1438. Goddamn it, leave my house!Copy !req
1439. - How dare you act like this?
- Leave him alone! How dare you!Copy !req
1440. Look, I...
I even wore this veil because...Copy !req
1441. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1442. I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
1443. I'm a very foolish woman, and I...
This is very embarrassing.Copy !req
1444. It's just that...Copy !req
1445. I'm alone.Copy !req
1446. No, I'm not alone. I've been living
with this guy for... for several years...Copy !req
1447. and... and I was married
to someone else before Tony...Copy !req
1448. and I don't...
I don't even know where he is.Copy !req
1449. I was just...Copy !req
1450. I was just floating around...Copy !req
1451. and I...Copy !req
1452. - Go on.
- You were married, you and him.Copy !req
1453. - Right, honey?
- Yeah, but it didn't mean anything.Copy !req
1454. It was just for a little...
little bit of time.Copy !req
1455. It didn't mean anything.Copy !req
1456. - You have any kids?
- No. No.Copy !req
1457. I don't have any kids.Copy !req
1458. Virginia. Virginia!Copy !req
1459. - Come on.
- Tony.Copy !req
1460. - Hey, Tony.
- In the bedroom.Copy !req
1461. - Put her down, Tony.
- Leave me alone, will ya, Lena?Copy !req
1462. This woman is hurt.Copy !req
1463. I'm not gonna do anything.Copy !req
1464. - Put her down, Tony.
- I'm gonna lay her down on the bed.Copy !req
1465. Come on, we all love you, Tony.Copy !req
1466. You wanna hit me?
Go ahead and hit me.Copy !req
1467. Tony? Tony?Copy !req
1468. Come on, Tony.
We all love you, Tony.Copy !req
1469. You wanna hit me?
Go ahead and hit me.Copy !req
1470. You're my friend.
You're my best friend.Copy !req
1471. Everybody loves you.
Your kids love you.Copy !req
1472. Come on.Copy !req
1473. Come on, baby, it's coffee time. Let's go.Copy !req
1474. - A double scotch, please!
- Double scotch.Copy !req
1475. Do you love me?Copy !req
1476. Honey, you better get her dressed.Copy !req
1477. - Better hurry. We don't have much time.
- Okay.Copy !req
1478. Come on. Here we go.Copy !req
1479. It's going to be fine.Copy !req
1480. Easy. Easy does it.Copy !req
1481. Oh, yeah, you're gonna be fine now.Copy !req
1482. You were really good.Copy !req
1483. Yeah, you were just... just fine.
If we can just get over this...Copy !req
1484. Okay, straighten up. Here we go.Copy !req
1485. You're gonna make it.Copy !req
1486. - You all right?
- Terrific.Copy !req
1487. Places, please.Copy !req
1488. The show's going well.Copy !req
1489. We'll all have some champagne later.Copy !req
1490. Or whatever.Copy !req
1491. You're terrific.Copy !req
1492. I'm gonna bury that bastard.Copy !req
1493. I think it's going very well.Copy !req
1494. Keys, please.Copy !req
1495. - House lights down.
- See ya on stage.Copy !req
1496. - Okay.
- Places, please!Copy !req
1497. Curtain!Copy !req
1498. Hello?Copy !req
1499. Oh. Hello. How are you?Copy !req
1500. No, your sister isn't here.Copy !req
1501. No. No.Copy !req
1502. No...Copy !req
1503. - Oh, she told you.
- Come on, baby.Copy !req
1504. Well... there you are.Copy !req
1505. No, there's no...
there's no point.Copy !req
1506. - I said, there's no point.
- Miss Gordon?Copy !req
1507. - Can I say something?
- Sure.Copy !req
1508. I've seen a lot of drunks in my day...Copy !req
1509. but I never seen anybody as drunk as you
and still be able to walk.Copy !req
1510. You're fantastic!Copy !req
1511. - Thank you, Bobby.
- Okay.Copy !req
1512. That's right. That's right.Copy !req
1513. I'm not hostile. No.Copy !req
1514. No, I don't care.Copy !req
1515. Because I'm goddamned sick and tired
of walking into this house...Copy !req
1516. and finding it empty, that's why.Copy !req
1517. Mm-hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
1518. Look, I can't talk now, all right?
I'm gonna hang up.Copy !req
1519. Okay, well, listen,
it'll either work out or it won't.Copy !req
1520. Great.Copy !req
1521. This is funny, you know.Copy !req
1522. It's very funny.Copy !req
1523. Hysterical.Copy !req
1524. You want to recap it?Copy !req
1525. All right, I run off...Copy !req
1526. to the Beverly Hills Hotel...Copy !req
1527. and I find myself
a little, innocent girl...Copy !req
1528. and I sit there with her...Copy !req
1529. and all she can think about
is my graying temples.Copy !req
1530. And you run off with...Copy !req
1531. Do you love me?Copy !req
1532. Listen, Marty...Copy !req
1533. you object to my going out, right?Copy !req
1534. Yes, I do.Copy !req
1535. - And my drinking?
- Yes.Copy !req
1536. Somehow, a cocktail here and there
is very destructive.Copy !req
1537. Yes, I think it is, very.Copy !req
1538. Well, I've heard
your every point of view.Copy !req
1539. Every story you tell
turns out the same way.Copy !req
1540. A constant, long-winded recital...Copy !req
1541. about what's wrong
with everyone in the whole world.Copy !req
1542. I tell you what I think
is important for you!Copy !req
1543. Well, I am not me.Copy !req
1544. I used to be me.Copy !req
1545. - I'm not me anymore.
- What the hell do you want from me?Copy !req
1546. You want me to get down on my knees?
What the hell do you want?Copy !req
1547. Everything you can't give me.Copy !req
1548. I want youth...Copy !req
1549. super strength...Copy !req
1550. dream building, happiness,
fun, emotion.Copy !req
1551. - Babe.
- Practically anything.Copy !req
1552. - Babe, I love you.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1553. I love you! I am Superman!Copy !req
1554. - Hey!
- I am Superman!Copy !req
1555. Oh, you're weird!
And you make me feel old.Copy !req
1556. I am so strong
you can't believe it.Copy !req
1557. - Hey, M...
- I am... Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
1558. Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
1559. I am Superman!Copy !req
1560. - What...
- We are not we!Copy !req
1561. - What are we fighting about, Marty?
- We are...Copy !req
1562. What are we fighting about, Marty?Copy !req
1563. We are absolutely different people
than we were.Copy !req
1564. When I look at my face in the mirror
when I'm shaving in the morning...Copy !req
1565. you know what I see?Copy !req
1566. I can see it then in my face.Copy !req
1567. It's hard to cover it up.Copy !req
1568. - What?
- There's something deeply
cynical about my face.Copy !req
1569. It's hard to cover it up.Copy !req
1570. - Congratulations.
- It's hard to cover it up.Copy !req
1571. It is very hard to cover it up!Copy !req
1572. My heart...Copy !req
1573. My heart pounds!
Do you understand?Copy !req
1574. My heart pounds! It pounds!Copy !req
1575. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bum!
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bum!Copy !req
1576. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bum!Copy !req
1577. My stomach is empty...Copy !req
1578. and I feel like screaming.Copy !req
1579. I am restless...Copy !req
1580. with this pose.Copy !req
1581. Well, I am not me!Copy !req
1582. And I know that I am
someone else!Copy !req
1583. - Do you think I am too?
- Yes!Copy !req
1584. Okay, it's definite, then.Copy !req
1585. We've been invaded!Copy !req
1586. There's someone posing here as us.Copy !req
1587. And you're right. There is something
definitely wrong with your smile.Copy !req
1588. There's one question I'd like answered.Copy !req
1589. - I've gotta go.
- Yes? What is it?Copy !req
1590. What do you suppose
they've done with us?Copy !req
1591. Do you think they killed us?Copy !req
1592. Do you think they murdered us?Copy !req
1593. Do you think we're dead?Copy !req
1594. Or do you think we're just
losing our sense of humor?Copy !req
1595. Do you know I used to be
very funny?Copy !req
1596. Whoa!Copy !req
1597. When were you ever funny?Copy !req
1598. When was I ever funny?Copy !req
1599. I've never heard you
tell one stinking joke!Copy !req
1600. And you never laugh at anyone else's!Copy !req
1601. Never! Never!
- I used to be funny!Copy !req
1602. - I used to be very funny.
- When?Copy !req
1603. When I was a kid.Copy !req
1604. - Marty, I've got it.
- Good.Copy !req
1605. I've got the answer.Copy !req
1606. Good.Copy !req
1607. Marty, this is terrific. Terrific!Copy !req
1608. This is a wonderful idea.
It's just so easy that it's silly.Copy !req
1609. It's, uh...Copy !req
1610. Isn't it marvelous the way the mind works?
- Yes.Copy !req
1611. I mean, it's, uh, it's sick...Copy !req
1612. the way the mind works.Copy !req
1613. You don't see it, do you?Copy !req
1614. Listen, it's easy.
It's so easy.Copy !req
1615. The telephone rings.
You answer it, right?Copy !req
1616. You get sick,
you go to the doctor.Copy !req
1617. Your heart gets broken...Copy !req
1618. you get someone else.Copy !req
1619. We're grim, right? We're grim
and we're depressed and we're "yecch".Copy !req
1620. We don't have to sit here and take this.
We can turn on the lights.Copy !req
1621. We can dance a little.
We can...Copy !req
1622. If we need touching,
we can touch each other.Copy !req
1623. Hey, Marty, we have each other.Copy !req
1624. Virginia, for God's sake,
I don't want to take...Copy !req
1625. Hey, no, honest, this is simple.
It's simple.Copy !req
1626. Honest to God, this is the best idea.
It's just so simple...Copy !req
1627. you don't see it.Copy !req
1628. It means I love you.
That's what it means. I love you!Copy !req
1629. I don't care if you don't think
I'm beautiful anymore.Copy !req
1630. - I do.
- And you don't think I'm funny.Copy !req
1631. You're hysterical.Copy !req
1632. Well, you don't think I'm capable.Copy !req
1633. I don't think you're capable, no.Copy !req
1634. Because I swear to God, I never thought
about if you were capable or not.Copy !req
1635. Yes, but now you will, see?Copy !req
1636. Now you'll think about it, and because
you think about it, I'll be it.Copy !req
1637. Because that's what I wanna be.
I wanna be capable.Copy !req
1638. Okay, you're capable!Copy !req
1639. You're capable
and pretty and young andCopy !req
1640. wonderful and great
and outstanding and...Copy !req
1641. And I love you!Copy !req
1642. And you love me.Copy !req
1643. And if I get angry with you, I punch
you right in the nose. Is that right?Copy !req
1644. No. If you get angry,
you get over it.Copy !req
1645. - It's a lousy idea.
- If you're depressed, you get over it.Copy !req
1646. If you're selfish...
which you are, 90% of the time, Marty...Copy !req
1647. well, you give me a chance.Copy !req
1648. All right, angry... happy.
Depressed... happy.Copy !req
1649. The other way... happy.
Changing... happy.Copy !req
1650. Killing... happy.
Depressed, angry... happy.Copy !req
1651. Everything is happy, right?
That's the answer.Copy !req
1652. This is so brilliant.Copy !req
1653. Worst idea I've ever
heard in my entire life.Copy !req
1654. It's just so simple, you reject it.Copy !req
1655. I'm getting older.Copy !req
1656. What do we do about that?Copy !req
1657. I do want to be your friend.Copy !req
1658. Yeah, well, I don't
want to be your friend.Copy !req
1659. Oh, come on,
let's be friends, Marty.Copy !req
1660. No.Copy !req
1661. Well, I sure would like to be friends.Copy !req
1662. Put 'er there.Copy !req
1663. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1664. Stand up, please.Copy !req
1665. - Want to see something wonderful?
- Yes!Copy !req
1666. Uh, how about
if you stand over here?Copy !req
1667. All right.Copy !req
1668. Okay, then I'm
standing over here, right?Copy !req
1669. - Now, could you do me a favor?
- Certainly.Copy !req
1670. Could you raise your right leg?Copy !req
1671. The other way, please.Copy !req
1672. No. The other way, please.Copy !req
1673. No, seriously...Copy !req
1674. We will walk to each other...Copy !req
1675. - we will try to clasp hands...
- Yes?Copy !req
1676. and we will grab each other's leg
as we pass.Copy !req
1677. - Oh, that's wonderful!
- This is an athlete's trick.Copy !req
1678. - Okay.
- Instead of doing, "Hey, baby! Damn!"Copy !req
1679. Now?Copy !req
1680. Whenever you say. Ready?Copy !req
1681. Hey, baby! What do you say!
Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
1682. Yo! Yes! Ohh!Copy !req
1683. Okay!Copy !req
1684. Let's go! Here we go!Copy !req
1685. Bravo! Whoo!Copy !req
1686. Whoo!Copy !req
1687. Bravo!Copy !req
1688. Bravo!Copy !req
1689. Bravo!Copy !req
1690. Bravo!Copy !req
1691. You really did it this time!
Here, have some coffee.Copy !req
1692. David?Copy !req
1693. Ah, Manny.Copy !req
1694. Fantastic! Fantastic!Copy !req
1695. Hey, Leo, how are you?Copy !req
1696. - Fantastic!
- Have a little champagne!Copy !req
1697. - I'll take the ice!
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
1698. - Please, please.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
1699. Just what I want!Copy !req
1700. - Did you love it?
- Wonderful!Copy !req
1701. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
1702. Aww!Copy !req
1703. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
1704. Toast!Copy !req
1705. Hello! How are you? Yes.Copy !req
1706. How are you? Oh!Copy !req
1707. - Just wanted to say I just adored it.
- Did you?Copy !req
1708. Myrtle is shaking.Copy !req
1709. Myrtle is shaking!Copy !req
1710. Hey, Bo was smashed backstage!
He won't come out!Copy !req
1711. - Come over here.
- Where is he?Copy !req
1712. Marvelous!Copy !req
1713. I am so drunk,
I can hardly stand on these two feet.Copy !req
1714. - I wouldn't have known.
- I will call you when I'm a little clearer.Copy !req
1715. - Promise?
- Peter? You know Dorothy, my wife?Copy !req
1716. - Peter Bogdanovich.
- Lady... Oh, hi.Copy !req
1717. Lady, it's a privilege.Copy !req
1718. - You liked it?
- Oh!Copy !req
1719. I have so much admiration for you!Copy !req
1720. - Mary seemed to think it, uh...
- It was wonderful!Copy !req
1721. Wonderful! Wonderful!Copy !req
1722. Wonderful!Copy !req
1723. Bobby? Bobby!Copy !req