1. Now it's always once upon a time
in New York CityCopy !req
2. It's a big old, bad old, tough old townCopy !req
3. It's trueCopy !req
4. But beginnings are contagious thereCopy !req
5. They're always settin' stages thereCopy !req
6. They're always
turnin' pages there for youCopy !req
7. Ain't it great the way
it all begins in New York CityCopy !req
8. Let me have one. Please.Copy !req
9. Right away you're makin' timeCopy !req
10. And makin ' friendsCopy !req
11. No one cares where you were yesterdayCopy !req
12. If they pick you out you're on your wayCopy !req
13. To a once upon a timeCopy !req
14. That never endsCopy !req
15. So, Oliver, don't be shyCopy !req
16. Get out there and go and tryCopy !req
17. Believin' that you're the guyCopy !req
18. They're dyin' to seeCopy !req
19. 'Cause a dream's no crimeCopy !req
20. Not once upon a timeCopy !req
21. Once upon a time in New York CityCopy !req
22. If it's always once upon a time
in New York CityCopy !req
23. Why does nightfall find ya
feelin' so aloneCopy !req
24. How could anyone stay starry-eyedCopy !req
25. When it's rainin' cats and dogs outsideCopy !req
26. And the rain is saying
"Now you're on your own"Copy !req
27. So, Oliver, don't be scaredCopy !req
28. Though yesterday no one caredCopy !req
29. They're gettin' your place preparedCopy !req
30. Where you wanna beCopy !req
31. Keep your dream aliveCopy !req
32. Dreamin' is still how the strong surviveCopy !req
33. Once upon a time in New York CityCopy !req
34. Keep your dream aliveCopy !req
35. Dreamin' is still how the strong surviveCopy !req
36. Once upon a time in New York CityCopy !req
37. Keep your dream aliveCopy !req
38. Dreamin' is still how the strong surviveCopy !req
39. Once upon a time in New York CityCopy !req
40. And it's always once upon a timeCopy !req
41. In New York CityCopy !req
42. - Forty seconds.
- All right. Here we go.Copy !req
43. You see the feet walkin'
down the street in the fast laneCopy !req
44. Walkin' on the street where they goin'Copy !req
45. Just makin' a move tryin' to surviveCopy !req
46. Find a way or not to stay aliveCopy !req
47. Cool cat in a cruel world knows
good from bad, his mind is in a swirlCopy !req
48. Got to look out and open your eyesCopy !req
49. If you're in a jam you got to realizeCopy !req
50. - You're in the fast lane
- Wait, wait, wait, wait a minuteCopy !req
51. - In the fast lane
- Wait, wait, waitCopy !req
52. - Hi. Sorry I'm late.
- That's all right.Copy !req
53. Come on, sweetheart. We're late.Copy !req
54. You can play with the kitty
some other time, honey. Come on.Copy !req
55. Hey, 'scusa me.Copy !req
56. Don't ya see I'm pushin'
somethin' here? Thank you.Copy !req
57. Hey, come on, folks! Step right up.Copy !req
58. Get your hot dogs.Copy !req
59. The best hot dogs in New York.Copy !req
60. Hey, it's a beautiful day, eh?
Come on, folks.Copy !req
61. Step right up.Copy !req
62. Hey! Go on. Get outta here. Shoo!Copy !req
63. Get outta here. Go on, kitty.Copy !req
64. Get your sausages.Copy !req
65. All right, let's go, folks.Copy !req
66. Step right up!Copy !req
67. I got the hottest
dogs in the Big Apple!Copy !req
68. Hiya.Copy !req
69. Ooh. La-de-da.Copy !req
70. Hey! Hey, get off of me!Copy !req
71. - What's the matter with you?
- Well, well.Copy !req
72. I said get outta here.Copy !req
73. Looks like Louie's got a visitor.Copy !req
74. Could be time for the Dodge to turn
this into a total "cat-astrophe."Copy !req
75. Get off me! Get outta here.
Go on! Shoo!Copy !req
76. Ooh, you sure picked the wrong guy
to get hot dogs from, kid.Copy !req
77. - Get away from me!
- Whoa! Chill out, man.Copy !req
78. I don't eat cats.
It's too much fur.Copy !req
79. I've been watching you,Copy !req
80. and I think you're in serious need
of some professional guidance.Copy !req
81. Now what do ya say we team up
and change old Louie's mindCopy !req
82. about sharing those hot dogs?Copy !req
83. I'm not goin' back there again.Copy !req
84. Hey. It'd be a snap, kid.
I'm an expert at these things.Copy !req
85. All you gotta do
is learn some moves.Copy !req
86. - Moves?
- You know. Tempo.Copy !req
87. Ooo-cha-ba. A rhythm.Copy !req
88. This city's got a beat.
You gotta hook into it.Copy !req
89. And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.Copy !req
90. - I can?
- "Absitively posolutely."Copy !req
91. The man you see before you
is affectionately known as "Old Louie."Copy !req
92. A well-known enemy
of the four-legged world.Copy !req
93. Our mission, cat, is to liberate
those all-beef kosher franksCopy !req
94. and hightail it outta here.Copy !req
95. - Startin' to feel that rhythm?
- Well, uh...Copy !req
96. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
97. I do feel it! When are we gonna get
those hot dogs?Copy !req
98. Right now.Copy !req
99. Hey! Dog.-Copy !req
100. Hey! Get outta here! Hey!Copy !req
101. Hey! Hey. Get outta there!Copy !req
102. I'll get you!Copy !req
103. Kitty!Copy !req
104. Hey, you really got
that rhythm, kid.Copy !req
105. Uh... Yeah?Copy !req
106. We were good, huh?
So when are we gonna eat?Copy !req
107. - We?
- Yeah. I'm starvin'.Copy !req
108. Listen, kid.
I hate to break it to ya,Copy !req
109. but the dynamic duo
is now the dynamic uno.Copy !req
110. What do ya mean?Copy !req
111. What I mean is,
our partnership is herewith dissolved.Copy !req
112. But, wait! Wait.
You're not being fair!Copy !req
113. Fairs are for tourists, kid.Copy !req
114. Consider it a free lesson
in street savoir faireCopy !req
115. from New York's coolest quadruped.Copy !req
116. Check ya later.Copy !req
117. Hey, wait! I helped you get those!Copy !req
118. Half of those are mine!Copy !req
119. Ya want 'em? Come and get 'em.Copy !req
120. But I'm warnin' ya, kid.Copy !req
121. One minute, I'm in Central ParkCopy !req
122. Then I'm down on Delancey StreetCopy !req
123. What the... Hey!Copy !req
124. Say, from the Bowery
to St. Mark'sCopy !req
125. There's a syncopated beatCopy !req
126. Like I said
Woo-hooCopy !req
127. I'm street wiseCopy !req
128. I can improviseCopy !req
129. Said ooo-hoo woo-hoo-ooCopy !req
130. I'm street smartCopy !req
131. I've got New York City heartCopy !req
132. Why should I worryCopy !req
133. Why should I careCopy !req
134. I may not have a dimeCopy !req
135. But I got street savoir faireCopy !req
136. Why should I worryCopy !req
137. Why should I careCopy !req
138. It's just be-bopulationCopy !req
139. I got street savoir faireCopy !req
140. The rhythm of the cityCopy !req
141. Boy, once you get it downCopy !req
142. Then you can own this townCopy !req
143. You can wear the crownCopy !req
144. Why should I worryCopy !req
145. Tell me why should I careCopy !req
146. Say, I may not have a dimeCopy !req
147. Oh, but I got street savoir faireCopy !req
148. Why should I worryCopy !req
149. Why should I careCopy !req
150. It's just doo-wopulationCopy !req
151. And I got street savoir faireCopy !req
152. Everything goes, everything fitsCopy !req
153. They love me at the Chelsea
They adore me at the RitzCopy !req
154. Why should I worryCopy !req
155. Why should I care YeahCopy !req
156. And even when I cross that lineCopy !req
157. I got street savoir faireCopy !req
158. Said ooo-ooo woo-hoo-ooCopy !req
159. Whoa!Copy !req
160. Come on. Where you goin'? No! No!Copy !req
161. Tito! Stop that racket!
I'm trying to watch this show.Copy !req
162. There would have been a time
for such a word.Copy !req
163. Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow
and tomorrow creeps...Copy !req
164. In this petty pace from day to day
and all our yesterdaysCopy !req
165. have lighted fools
the way to dusty death.Copy !req
166. Hey, Frankie,
whatcha watchin', man?Copy !req
167. Hey, does he get the girl?
I mean, what happens?Copy !req
168. Shut up, you little rodent.Copy !req
169. Hey, man,
this stuff is boring, man.Copy !req
170. Come on, let's watch some boxing.
I wanna see some action.Copy !req
171. Hey, Frankie. ¿Que' paso, man?
You're getting slow, man.Copy !req
172. My name is Francis.Copy !req
173. Francis. Not Frank.Copy !req
174. Not Frankie. Francis.Copy !req
175. No kidding, man? Hey, so what did
you bring in today, "Frahn-cees"?Copy !req
176. It's none of your business,
you intrusive little pipsqueak.Copy !req
177. Look what I got.Copy !req
178. Oh, good show, Einstein.Copy !req
179. Now all we need is
the court and the net.Copy !req
180. You think this place is big enough?Copy !req
181. Hey, come on. What we need is
some good quality stuff, man.Copy !req
182. - Check it out.
- Oh, shredded leather.Copy !req
183. Shredded what? What you talkin' about,
man? That's a primo wallet, man.Copy !req
184. - Rubbish, you mean.
- All right, that does it, Frankie, man!Copy !req
185. You insulted my pride!
That means death!Copy !req
186. - Behold. The runt of the litter.
- Cut it out, you two.Copy !req
187. - Frankie! Frankie!
- Arf!Copy !req
188. Fagin's not gonna be too happy
about this.Copy !req
189. So, Francis, you got the food,
right?Copy !req
190. - Well, no. I...
- Ooh, Frankie.Copy !req
191. Frankie.
It was your turn to get the food today.Copy !req
192. - It's newspaper burritos again!
- Hey.Copy !req
193. Whoa. Whoa. Cool it, Dodger fans.Copy !req
194. I'd like to introduce you to...
Your dinner.Copy !req
195. - Hot dogs à la Dodger.
- Hot dogs! All right, Dodger man!Copy !req
196. You remain
our preeminent benefactor.Copy !req
197. Yeah. And you're okay, too.Copy !req
198. So how'd you do it
this time, Dodgie baby?Copy !req
199. Let me tell you, Rita. It was tough.
Only I could have done it.Copy !req
200. Did you have to fight, man?
Did you fight? How many were there?Copy !req
201. Picture the city.Copy !req
202. Eighth and Broadway.
The crowds hustling.Copy !req
203. The traffic roaring.
The hot dogs are sizzling.Copy !req
204. I love a story with food in it.Copy !req
205. Enter Dodger, one bad puppy.Copy !req
206. Not just out for himself,
but community minded.Copy !req
207. But he's not the only one
out there.Copy !req
208. Enter the opposition.Copy !req
209. A greedy, ugly,
psychotic monster...Copy !req
210. With razor-sharp claws,
dripping fangs,Copy !req
211. and nine lives, all of them hungry.Copy !req
212. He comes at me, eyes burning.
I knew my time had come.Copy !req
213. Suddenly...Copy !req
214. Gang war! Gang war!Copy !req
215. Watch out! Here comes a gang war!Copy !req
216. - Help!
- Take cover!Copy !req
217. Well, what is it?Copy !req
218. Hey, man, check it out.Copy !req
219. Ay, it's a alien!Copy !req
220. Cool it, guys. It's just a cat.Copy !req
221. - ¡Mi madre, un gato!
- Felis domesticus!Copy !req
222. Now, how'd you
find this place, cat?Copy !req
223. I followed this dog.Copy !req
224. He's lying! He's lying!
He's lying! He's lying!Copy !req
225. Shut up, Tito!Copy !req
226. - Why would a cat follow a dog?
- Yeah?Copy !req
227. I just wanted some of the sausages
I helped him get.Copy !req
228. He's a spy, man! Come on,
let's eat him. You're dead meat, kitty.Copy !req
229. I... I saw him come down.Copy !req
230. Hey! That's...
Hey, that's him! Over there.Copy !req
231. Hey, kitty.
What took you so long?Copy !req
232. Relax, kid.Copy !req
233. Dodger, razor-sharp claws?Copy !req
234. - Dripping fangs?
- I kind of like those burning eyes.Copy !req
235. Hey, keep it down, guys.
The game's on.Copy !req
236. Oh, boy, Dodger.
Top dog has to get help from a cat.Copy !req
237. Hey, Tito, cool it, man.Copy !req
238. Come on. Let's see this big,
bad kitty fight in action.Copy !req
239. Hey, Tito, look!Copy !req
240. Oh, boy! Dog pile!Copy !req
241. What a bunch of overgrown...Copy !req
242. All right. That's it.Copy !req
243. All right, all right, knock it off!
Enough!Copy !req
244. What's the matter
with you guys?Copy !req
245. Don't you understand?Copy !req
246. - Sykes will be here any minute.
- And I don't have...Copy !req
247. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
248. No, no. Stop it.Copy !req
249. No. No. No licking.Copy !req
250. What a joke!
All right, settle down.Copy !req
251. Sykes!Copy !req
252. All right, all right. I'm coming.Copy !req
253. I'll be right there.Copy !req
254. You guys, listen.
Don't let me down.Copy !req
255. What do you got?
Let's see what you got.Copy !req
256. It's worthless!
What have you done?Copy !req
257. Oh, how are we ever going
to pay Sykes off with a pussycat?Copy !req
258. Oh.
Look who's here, kids.Copy !req
259. Company. Nice doggies.Copy !req
260. I was just on my way out.Copy !req
261. You guys miss us?Copy !req
262. Mr. Sykes. I, uh...Copy !req
263. He's gonna kill me.Copy !req
264. Hello. Oh, lovely evening.Copy !req
265. I was just saying this...Copy !req
266. to your two lovely
purebred Dobermans.Copy !req
267. The money, Fagin.Copy !req
268. Actually, I've got something
much better than money.Copy !req
269. Some luxury items
that should makeCopy !req
270. a considerable dent
in my debt to you.Copy !req
271. Oh, my!
You waxed your car, didn't you?Copy !req
272. Did they use the buffer on it,
because I can see myself.Copy !req
273. Oh, boy. Oh, boy...Copy !req
274. I don't want your garbage, Fagin!Copy !req
275. Oh, please, Sykes.
Oh, please. Oh, please.Copy !req
276. I don't think you graspCopy !req
277. the severity of the situation.Copy !req
278. Oh, no! Oh, no, I did grasp it.Copy !req
279. This is how I grasp. Look.Copy !req
280. Accident.Copy !req
281. Accident!Copy !req
282. - Mr. Fagin!
- Sorry.Copy !req
283. Now, I lent you money
and I don't see it.Copy !req
284. Do you know what happens when
I don't see my money, Fagin?Copy !req
285. People get hurt.Copy !req
286. People like you get hurt.Copy !req
287. Do I make myself clear?Copy !req
288. Clear! Perfectly clear!Copy !req
289. Ya know, Rita, I can't figure out,Copy !req
290. why you'd rather hang around
a dump like this,Copy !req
291. when you could be living uptown
with a class act like myself.Copy !req
292. Isn't it rather dangerous to use one's
entire vocabulary in a single sentence?Copy !req
293. Hey, Frankie, get down,
brother. You bad, man.Copy !req
294. Hey, you got something to say
to me, fat boy?Copy !req
295. Come on, you guys don't scare me.
Come on, I'll kill you both, man.Copy !req
296. Come on, let me at 'em!
I'll kill 'em! I'll kill 'em!Copy !req
297. Go ahead. Let him go.Copy !req
298. Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?Copy !req
299. - Like you, old man?
- Hey, Roscoe.Copy !req
300. Roscoe, is this us losing
our sense of humor?Copy !req
301. Nah. I ain't lost
my sense of humor.Copy !req
302. See? I find that funny.Copy !req
303. Oh, please.Copy !req
304. Please. Oh, please!Copy !req
305. Three sunrises. Three sunsets.Copy !req
306. Three days, Fagin.Copy !req
307. Three sunrises. Three sunsets.Copy !req
308. Three days. Three, three, three.
That's nine.Copy !req
309. - Nine?
- No, Fagin.Copy !req
310. - Three.
- Three!Copy !req
311. Oh, you mean, just three days?Copy !req
312. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
313. Oh, I'm having a bad day!Copy !req
314. Hey, hey, Roscoe.
Look what I found.Copy !req
315. Forget it, Desoto. We gotta go.Copy !req
316. I like cats. I like to eat 'em.Copy !req
317. Get out of my way, Dodger.Copy !req
318. That's enough, Roscoe.Copy !req
319. Run along, Roscoe.Copy !req
320. Your master's calling.Copy !req
321. Come on, Desoto.Copy !req
322. We ain't finished, Dodger.
You guys are gonna pay for this,Copy !req
323. starting with that cat.Copy !req
324. Oh, yeah? You guys don't scare me!
Come on back and say it to my face!Copy !req
325. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
326. Yeah, those creeps'll think twice
before hassling us, man.Copy !req
327. All right, kid.
What'd I tell you guys?Copy !req
328. OI' Dodge can really pick 'em, huh?Copy !req
329. Ooh, three days.Copy !req
330. How am I ever gonna come up
with all that money?Copy !req
331. What's the use? I'll never get out
from under that maniac.Copy !req
332. My days are numberedCopy !req
333. and the number is three.Copy !req
334. It's hopeless.Copy !req
335. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
336. That reminds me.Copy !req
337. I saw Desoto's nose. Who did that?Copy !req
338. You? You.Copy !req
339. That took a lot of guts.Copy !req
340. We've never had a cat
in the gang before.Copy !req
341. We can use all the help
we can get.Copy !req
342. All right. Time for bed.Copy !req
343. We've got a big day tomorrow.Copy !req
344. Aww, no.Copy !req
345. Oh, all right.Copy !req
346. But just one chapter tonight.Copy !req
347. Um, let's see.Copy !req
348. Here we are. Chapter 7.Copy !req
349. "Sparky stopped and he rolled
in a field of wildflowers.Copy !req
350. "The dandelions tickled his nose,Copy !req
351. "till he laughed out loud.Copy !req
352. "And then something caught his eye.Copy !req
353. "It was Bumper the rabbit.Copy !req
354. "Sparky jumped to his feet,Copy !req
355. "and ran toward Bumper
barking loudly."Copy !req
356. Woof. Woof.Copy !req
357. Well, you try it sometime.Copy !req
358. Ruff! R-Ruff!Copy !req
359. Well, that's because you're a dog.Copy !req
360. "Sparky knew that Bumper would runCopy !req
361. "and that he could chase him
over the field.Copy !req
362. "But Sparky would never
catch him or hurt himCopy !req
363. "because Sparky was not
that kind of a dog."Copy !req
364. This is the big one.Copy !req
365. We've got two days to do or die.Copy !req
366. Dodger, you keep an eye
on the new kid. Show him the ropes.Copy !req
367. I don't wanna put
any undue pressure on you,Copy !req
368. but, as you march off
to do your duty,Copy !req
369. I want you to keep
one thing in mind.Copy !req
370. Dead men do not buy dog food!Copy !req
371. So, big smiles and get out there,Copy !req
372. and fetch!Copy !req
373. All right. If Mr. Sykes don't see
some cold, hard cash soon,Copy !req
374. we are Doberman chow.Copy !req
375. Come on.Copy !req
376. We'll start on Columbus Avenue.Copy !req
377. - What kind of work do we do, anyway?
- Investment banking, man.Copy !req
378. Didn't you read about us
in the Wall Street Journal?Copy !req
379. - Really?
- Yes. Captains of industry.Copy !req
380. Gosh! Can I be one too?Copy !req
381. Hey, when you got your pals,
you got all ya need.Copy !req
382. Okay, Dodge.Copy !req
383. We gotta clean you up, child,
and give you some on-the-job training.Copy !req
384. Ooo, yeah, now listen upCopy !req
385. You got a lot to learnCopy !req
386. And if you don't learn
you don't eatCopy !req
387. But if you're tough
and always use your headCopy !req
388. You'll feel right at home
on the streetCopy !req
389. When you got talent
Everything is freeCopy !req
390. Watch how we do things
I guaranteeCopy !req
391. You're gonna see how
the best surviveCopy !req
392. We make an art out
of staying aliveCopy !req
393. If you do just as you're toldCopy !req
394. These are streets of goldCopy !req
395. Every boulevard is a miracle mileCopy !req
396. You'll take the town
and you'll take it with styleCopy !req
397. If you play it brave and boldCopy !req
398. These are streets of goldCopy !req
399. Hello? What have we here?Copy !req
400. - All right! A chauffeur shuffle!
- Listen up.Copy !req
401. Einstein, gimme a fender bender
at two lights.Copy !req
402. Tito. You're in charge of electronics.
Rita and I'll work the crowd. Francis...Copy !req
403. I know. My public awaits.Copy !req
404. Hey, but what about me?
What do I do?Copy !req
405. You help Tito.Copy !req
406. All right! Come on, gato.
Uncle Tito will show you how it's done.Copy !req
407. Ready? Go!Copy !req
408. Winston, listen to this.Copy !req
409. "After a little sightseeing,
we left Paris by carCopy !req
410. "for the con, confer..."Copy !req
411. - Conference, Jennifer.
- Oh, yes. Conference.Copy !req
412. "In Rome on Wednesday.Copy !req
413. "Jenny, I'm afraid your father
and I won't be able to make it..."Copy !req
414. Is there anything wrong, Jenny?Copy !req
415. Are your parents all right?Copy !req
416. - They're staying longer.
- Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
417. I'm sure they'll be home
for your birthday.Copy !req
418. No.Copy !req
419. - What was that?
- I... I don't know.Copy !req
420. But... But now, don't be alarmed.Copy !req
421. - I'll be right back.
- Run, Sparky. Go find Bumper.Copy !req
422. Why me? Today of all days.Copy !req
423. Hey, check it out, man. Beep, beep.Copy !req
424. Hey, forget Fagin, man.
Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.Copy !req
425. What have I done? Poor thing.Copy !req
426. You oughta be
ashamed of yourself!Copy !req
427. - I'm sure he's just fine.
- Harming that poor...Copy !req
428. Probably just a little stunned.Copy !req
429. Run along, little fellow.
Go on, now. Shoo.Copy !req
430. - Hey, Tito. What can I do?
- Well, uh...Copy !req
431. Why don't you be a lookout, man?
Yeah, that's it. Be a lookout.Copy !req
432. Okay. What is a lookout?Copy !req
433. Ay! Look, just look out the window.Copy !req
434. Make sure
it's still daylight, okay?Copy !req
435. Hey. Hey, Tito.
Tito, there's somethin' back there.Copy !req
436. Hey, stop hasslin' me, man.
I only got one more wire, okay?Copy !req
437. But... But...Copy !req
438. What's goin' on here?Copy !req
439. Let's get outta here!Copy !req
440. Oh, you poor kitty.
Here. Let me help you.Copy !req
441. Jenny, are you all right?Copy !req
442. Where's the kid?Copy !req
443. He must still be in the car, man.Copy !req
444. Oh, that poor little kid.Copy !req
445. You were supposed
to keep an eye on him, Tito!Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. Well, it's hard to watch anything
when you're getting barbecued, man.Copy !req
448. What are we gonna do, Dodge?Copy !req
449. Tito, come with me.Copy !req
450. The rest of you, get back to Fagin.Copy !req
451. Now, really, Jenny. We can't
just take in a stray off the street.Copy !req
452. But look at the poor thing.Copy !req
453. Winston, he's half starved.Copy !req
454. Ah. I know you're growing attached
to the little fellow,Copy !req
455. but do try to understand.Copy !req
456. Your parents
left me responsible for you.Copy !req
457. They won't mind. Really.Copy !req
458. Don't worry, kitty.
I'll take care of you.Copy !req
459. Georgette is not going
to like this.Copy !req
460. Rise and shine, Georgette.
Your public awaits.Copy !req
461. Girl, we've got work to doCopy !req
462. Pass me the paintCopy !req
463. And glueCopy !req
464. Perfect isn't easyCopy !req
465. But it's meCopy !req
466. When one knows
the world is watchingCopy !req
467. One does what one mustCopy !req
468. Some minor adjustments, darlingCopy !req
469. Not for my vanity but for humanityCopy !req
470. Each little step a poseCopy !req
471. See how the breeding shows
Ooh!Copy !req
472. Sometimes it's too much for even meCopy !req
473. But when all the world says yesCopy !req
474. Then who am I to say noCopy !req
475. Don't ask a mutt to strut
like a showgirlCopy !req
476. No, girl, ya need a proCopy !req
477. Not a flea or a flawCopy !req
478. Take a peek at that pawCopy !req
479. Perfection becomes me
N' est-ce pas'?Copy !req
480. Unrivaled, unruffledCopy !req
481. I'm beauty unleashed, yeahCopy !req
482. Jaws drop, hearts stopCopy !req
483. So classic and classy
We're not talkin' LassieCopy !req
484. Though many covet my bone and bowlCopy !req
485. They're barkin' up the wrong treeCopy !req
486. You pretty pups all over the cityCopy !req
487. I have your hearts
and you have my pityCopy !req
488. Pretty is nice
but still it's just prettyCopy !req
489. Perfect, my dearsCopy !req
490. Is meCopy !req
491. Wait till you taste this.Copy !req
492. It's a secret recipe
I just invented.Copy !req
493. What on earth...Copy !req
494. My goodness! Jenny!Copy !req
495. Don't you think a tin of kitty chow
would have sufficed?Copy !req
496. Nonsense. He'll love this.Copy !req
497. Now, young lady.Copy !req
498. I really think we should've waited
until your parents...Copy !req
499. Oh, bother!Copy !req
500. And for ze kitty,
the house specialty.Copy !req
501. Oeufs à la Jenny
avec Cocoa Krispies.Copy !req
502. - Jenny, it's your parents!
- Yeah! Wait till I tell 'em!Copy !req
503. Oh, yes, sir. I do assure you
everything is absolutely hunky...Copy !req
504. Georgette, I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.Copy !req
505. - Everything's fine here.
- They're gonna be so excited.Copy !req
506. Here she is now.Copy !req
507. A cat!Copy !req
508. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
509. Winston!Copy !req
510. I guess I'll have
to handle this myself.Copy !req
511. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
512. I... hope you won't think me rude,Copy !req
513. but do you happen to knowCopy !req
514. out of whose bowl you're eating?Copy !req
515. Yours?Copy !req
516. Aren't you a clever kitty?Copy !req
517. And do you have any idea
whose home this is?Copy !req
518. I thought it was Jenny's.Copy !req
519. Well, it may be Jenny's house,Copy !req
520. but everything
from the doorknobs down is mine!Copy !req
521. Georgette. I see you've met Oliver.
Isn't he cute?Copy !req
522. I've got great news. Mom and Dad
just said I could keep him.Copy !req
523. I'm sure you two are gonna be
the best of friends.Copy !req
524. Now for $200..Copy !req
525. - Where's the kid?
- We tailed him all the way up the park.Copy !req
526. - We never had a chance.
- You should see this place.Copy !req
527. There's gotta be maybe
200 people livin' there.Copy !req
528. We can't let the kid
take the heat for us.Copy !req
529. Yeah, man. If we don't get him,
they're gonna torture that kid.Copy !req
530. What in heaven's name
are we waiting for?Copy !req
531. But what about Fagin?Copy !req
532. Alas, our beleaguered benefactor,Copy !req
533. bearing the brunt
of our futile endeavors.Copy !req
534. Gimme a break.
Speak English, Frankie.Copy !req
535. Francis. Francis. Francis!Copy !req
536. All right, cool it!Copy !req
537. Now we got work to do.Copy !req
538. First, we'll spring the kid.Copy !req
539. Then we'll take care
of the old man. All right?Copy !req
540. Yeah! That's right, man!
He's family. He's blood.Copy !req
541. Hear, hear!Copy !req
542. Okay, troops.
Our mission begins at daybreak.Copy !req
543. Einstein, go up to the door.
Francis, you're our...Copy !req
544. Oh, Jennifer.
I don't hear any practicing!Copy !req
545. All right, Winston.
I gotta practice now, kitty.Copy !req
546. Oh, you wanna practice too.Copy !req
547. You and me togetherCopy !req
548. Will be foreverCopy !req
549. You'll seeCopy !req
550. We two can be good companyCopy !req
551. You and meCopy !req
552. Yes, together we twoCopy !req
553. Together that's youCopy !req
554. Forever with meCopy !req
555. We'll always be good companyCopy !req
556. You and meCopy !req
557. Yes, together we'll beCopy !req
558. You and me togetherCopy !req
559. Will be foreverCopy !req
560. You'll seeCopy !req
561. We'll always be good companyCopy !req
562. You and meCopy !req
563. Just wait and seeCopy !req
564. Good night, Oliver.Copy !req
565. Bye, Winston. Good-bye, Oliver.Copy !req
566. Hi, Jenny. Sit over here.Copy !req
567. All right, listen up.
We checked it out.Copy !req
568. All we gotta do is...Copy !req
569. Oh, man! He's dead meat now!Copy !req
570. I'll handle that ruffian.Copy !req
571. Body slam! Body slam!
Oh, come on, you fool!Copy !req
572. Hit him! Hit him! Oh, bother.Copy !req
573. Einy. Get outta there!Copy !req
574. Yes? Who is it?Copy !req
575. Oh, my-Copy !req
576. You!Copy !req
577. I'll show you, you, you...Copy !req
578. Come back here!Copy !req
579. What...Copy !req
580. Mira this place. Check it out.Copy !req
581. Chagall. Matisse.Copy !req
582. These are all masterpieces.Copy !req
583. Huh, this place looks pretty nice.
I mean, how bad off could it be here?Copy !req
584. Hey, man, if this is torture,
chain me to the wall.Copy !req
585. Tito!Copy !req
586. We're here for the kid, remember?
Now let's get him and go.Copy !req
587. "I love you, Oliver.
Play with Georgette."Copy !req
588. I'd like to play with him, all right!
The little fur ball!Copy !req
589. Who are you?
What do you want? Winston!Copy !req
590. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down.Copy !req
591. Don't come any closer!
I knew this would happen one day.Copy !req
592. You're barkin' up the wrong tree.
It's not you I'm after.Copy !req
593. It's not? It's not!Copy !req
594. Well, why not?Copy !req
595. What's the problem, Spot?
Not good enough for you?Copy !req
596. I mean, do you even know who I am?Copy !req
597. Fifty-six blue ribbons.Copy !req
598. Fourteen regional trophies!Copy !req
599. Six-time national champion!Copy !req
600. Ooh, and we're all very impressed.
Right, guys?Copy !req
601. Very impressed.Copy !req
602. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
603. I am Ignacio Alonzo Julio
Frederico de Tito.Copy !req
604. Get away from me,
you little bug-eyed creep!Copy !req
605. Winston!Copy !req
606. - Excuse me, uh, sister. Who's Rex?
- None of your business!Copy !req
607. And you, tubby, off the bed!Copy !req
608. Get away from there, you...Copy !req
609. All right! That does it!Copy !req
610. You yo-yos clear out
and I mean now!Copy !req
611. Winston!Copy !req
612. Relax, champ.Copy !req
613. We'll leave as soon
as we get our cat.Copy !req
614. If you think I'm intimidated by a bunch
of flea-bitten, dog-pound rejects...Copy !req
615. Your cat?Copy !req
616. How stupid of me. You must be
the friends he keeps talking about.Copy !req
617. - Yes.
- Georgette.Copy !req
618. Something's not quite right here.Copy !req
619. Shh. Quick. Before he comes back.
Follow me.Copy !req
620. Look at him, Dodger.Copy !req
621. Honey, let's just
forget the whole thing.Copy !req
622. No, no, you can't do that!
You don't understand.Copy !req
623. - The poor dear's so traumatized.
- Georgette.Copy !req
624. - What?
- What is going on here?Copy !req
625. Now get going. Hurry.
Use the fire escape.Copy !req
626. There's no time
for long good-byes,Copy !req
627. but here's something
to remember me by, baby.Copy !req
628. Ooh, I think she likes me, man!Copy !req
629. Ooh, I could've danced all nightCopy !req
630. I could've danced all nightCopy !req
631. - You were very good.
- What?Copy !req
632. - Nice job, Dodger.
- Hey, wait. What's goin' on, you guys?Copy !req
633. - Just the rescue of the century.
- Rescue?Copy !req
634. Shoulda seen Frankie
handle that butler.Copy !req
635. I was rather good, wasn't I?Copy !req
636. And how about Tito
and Miss Six-time National Champion?Copy !req
637. Hey, hey, but, wait.
I don't understand you guys.Copy !req
638. - You okay, kid?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
639. Hey, sure he is!
He's back with his Uncle Tito.Copy !req
640. I was happy there.
Why did you guys take me away?Copy !req
641. We rescued you, kitty.
We... We brought you home.Copy !req
642. But, well, I have another home now.Copy !req
643. And someone who loves me.Copy !req
644. What do you mean, kid?
You're in the gang.Copy !req
645. - But, but...
- The gang means family.Copy !req
646. We risked a lot
to get you outta there.Copy !req
647. Look, I'm sorry,
but all I ever wanted was...Copy !req
648. What? This place is not good enough
for you anymore?Copy !req
649. Don't wanna mix with the riffraff?Copy !req
650. No, no. I like you. I mean, I like...
I like every one of you, but...Copy !req
651. But there was a little girl.
I just wanna go back.Copy !req
652. We never should've took him,
Dodger.Copy !req
653. But, Dodger, please...Copy !req
654. You wanna leave?
Fine! There's the door.Copy !req
655. - But he just got here.
- Go on. No one's stoppin' ya.Copy !req
656. Hey, Dodger, man, lighten up.Copy !req
657. You lighten up!
If he doesn't like it, let him go.Copy !req
658. Oh, it's hopeless.Copy !req
659. What's this?Copy !req
660. So that's where you've been!Copy !req
661. Looks like you're doing
all right for yourself, Oliver.Copy !req
662. Your owner probably spends
more money on catnipCopy !req
663. than we do on food in a month.Copy !req
664. He's probably worried sick
about you.Copy !req
665. All alone in that big house
with only his money to comfort him.Copy !req
666. Only his millions
and millions of dollars to...Copy !req
667. That's it! We're saved!Copy !req
668. What a plan! Ah, yes!Copy !req
669. Paper! Paper!
Whoo, it's so great!Copy !req
670. Dear Mr. Rich... Ah!Copy !req
671. Mr. Very Rich.Copy !req
672. - Bye, Jenny!
- Oliver!Copy !req
673. Oliver? Oliver!Copy !req
674. Feel it.
That's it. Very good.Copy !req
675. Oliver!Copy !req
676. Oliver!Copy !req
677. Two, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Oh, you love it!Copy !req
678. Oliver, I'm home.Copy !req
679. That's funny.Copy !req
680. Georgette, help me find Oliver.Copy !req
681. Oliver! Oliver!Copy !req
682. Oh, where could he be?Copy !req
683. Oliver?Copy !req
684. He's not here.Copy !req
685. Where is he?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
686. "Dear Mr. Very Rich
Cat-owner Person."Copy !req
687. Whoops.Copy !req
688. "And if you don't bring the money,Copy !req
689. "you'll never see your cat again."Copy !req
690. Oh, no.Copy !req
691. Georgette,
something terrible has happened.Copy !req
692. They've kidnapped Oliver.Copy !req
693. Oh, Georgette, you loved him too.Copy !req
694. Don't worry.
We're going to get him back.Copy !req
695. This is an airtight plan, Sykes.
Sweet and simple.Copy !req
696. I ransom the kitty,
and you get paid in full tomorrow.Copy !req
697. I'll even toss in a little extra
for your patience.Copy !req
698. Whaddya say? It's my final offer.
Take it or leave it.Copy !req
699. Yeah, who is it?Copy !req
700. Fagin, it's you.
Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
701. Oh! Good question.Copy !req
702. But listen, if you're busy,
we can drop by some other time.Copy !req
703. Don't be silly. Just push the door.Copy !req
704. I said, push!Copy !req
705. What do you mean?
You start with the knuckles.Copy !req
706. Ahh, Fagin. Do come in.
I'll be right with you.Copy !req
707. Yeah.Copy !req
708. No, you don't kill him yet.Copy !req
709. Yeah.Copy !req
710. And then, what's the last thing you do?
You put on the cement shoes.Copy !req
711. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's right.Copy !req
712. Come on. Hey, don't worry about it.Copy !req
713. So, Fagin.Copy !req
714. Did we bring something green
and wrinkly to make me happy?Copy !req
715. Sykes, I've got an airtight kitty...
Plan... Plan!Copy !req
716. It's sweet and simple, the plan.Copy !req
717. - Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
- Let's just take this from the top.Copy !req
718. What am I gonna do with you, Fagin?Copy !req
719. - I've got this kitty, you see...
- Fagin.Copy !req
720. You don't got the money.Copy !req
721. Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
722. Oh, no, no, no! Stop!
Please, Sykes, please!Copy !req
723. Sykes, I'm getting your money tonight!
It's coming tonight!Copy !req
724. Please. It's from a rich cat... No, I mean,
a cat from a rich family's paying... Ow!Copy !req
725. They're coming tonight with the money
I owe you, uh, to get the cat back!Copy !req
726. Hey, I think there's hope
for you yet.Copy !req
727. I'm proud of ya, Fagin.Copy !req
728. Yeah, you're startin' to think big.Copy !req
729. You've got 12 hours.Copy !req
730. And, Fagin?Copy !req
731. This is your last chance.Copy !req
732. Turn left, right
when you get to the big propeller.Copy !req
733. Oh, Georgette, I can't read this.Copy !req
734. No, that...
No, that's not right. It's left.Copy !req
735. Oh, Georgette, where are we?Copy !req
736. I think we're lost.Copy !req
737. Stick close, Georgette.
It's creepy down here.Copy !req
738. He's late.
I drew a perfectly good map.Copy !req
739. Well, there was
a few smudges on it, okay.Copy !req
740. I went outside the line with
the green crayon, but not that much.Copy !req
741. - Oh, Dodge.
- A child could read that map.Copy !req
742. Hey, Rita,
they never laid a paw on me.Copy !req
743. Ooh, wait. What if he comes
and he's huge and mean?Copy !req
744. - Excuse me, sir.
- It's the FBI!Copy !req
745. I didn't do it! I didn't do it!
I was framed!Copy !req
746. Oh-ho-ho! Whaa...Copy !req
747. Listen, little girl,
this is a tough neighborhood.Copy !req
748. You'd better go home.Copy !req
749. I can't.Copy !req
750. - I'm lost.
- Aw, gee.Copy !req
751. Lost. Well.Copy !req
752. I'd help you,
but I'm kind of busy right now.Copy !req
753. What're you doin' down here anyway?Copy !req
754. I came to find my kitty.Copy !req
755. - Your kitty?
- Somebody stole him.Copy !req
756. But... But, uh, are you sure?Copy !req
757. Maybe you made a mistake.Copy !req
758. No.Copy !req
759. No, somebody stole him
and sent me this note.Copy !req
760. - Easy, boys.
- See? Now I'm lost.Copy !req
761. Look. I even brought this
to get him back.Copy !req
762. You brought a piggy bank.Copy !req
763. - That's all I have.
- That's awful.Copy !req
764. I know. And what kind of a person
would steal a poor little kitty?Copy !req
765. But I... I mean, maybe he...Copy !req
766. Maybe he was up against the wall,
at the end of his rope.Copy !req
767. He must have been a poor,
desperate man.Copy !req
768. It's still wrong!Copy !req
769. I'm so scared.
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
770. - I don't know what to do.
- Neither do I!Copy !req
771. Hey! Guess what?Copy !req
772. I found a little lost kitten.Copy !req
773. I don't know, take a look.
Maybe he's yours.Copy !req
774. Oliver! Oliver! Oh, my Oliver!Copy !req
775. Sykes.Copy !req
776. Sykes! I was gonna... Yaaah!Copy !req
777. - Hey! Hey, wait! What're you doing?
- Let go!Copy !req
778. No! No, wait! You can't do this!Copy !req
779. Keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
780. Consider our account closed.Copy !req
781. Stop! Stop! Time out!Copy !req
782. - What happened?
- You okay, kid?Copy !req
783. - Jenny... He took Jenny!
- Don't worry. We'll get her back.Copy !req
784. You will?Copy !req
785. Hey. "Absitively," kid.Copy !req
786. Come on, man, let's go! Come on!Copy !req
787. - Let's get him, man!
- All right... Let's do it.Copy !req
788. Wait! Come back! Stay. Sit. Wait!Copy !req
789. Come back!Copy !req
790. - Oh, man. It don't look good.
- It's all locked up, Dodger.Copy !req
791. All right.
There's gotta be some way in.Copy !req
792. Yeah. Francis.Copy !req
793. Now, don't cry, little girl.Copy !req
794. They only eat when I tell them to.Copy !req
795. - Francis, you all set?
- Farewell, Dulcinea.Copy !req
796. - Francis!
- Peasants.Copy !req
797. Maestro?Copy !req
798. - Ready, kid?
- Yeah.Copy !req
799. Go!Copy !req
800. Roscoe. Desoto.Copy !req
801. Come on, Desoto.Copy !req
802. Hey, hey, hey!
There is a lady present.Copy !req
803. Well, it's nice to see
that one of you has some manners.Copy !req
804. After you, my little croissant.Copy !req
805. Good grief.Copy !req
806. And remember, quiet.Copy !req
807. - I broke a nail.
- Oh, balderdash.Copy !req
808. - What'd you call my woman, man?
- Freeze!Copy !req
809. - Yo, Tito.
- Right. I'll check it out.Copy !req
810. Yeah.
Oh, that's funny, Mr. Winston.Copy !req
811. But I don't think you really
appreciate the situation.Copy !req
812. Somebody could get hurt.Copy !req
813. Why not just get
the old man on the phoneCopy !req
814. and tell him
it's about his daughter...Copy !req
815. Jenny.Copy !req
816. Okay, listen up. Tito, Francis,
I want you...Copy !req
817. You smell that?Copy !req
818. Yeah. It's party time.Copy !req
819. What the...Copy !req
820. Didn't order any pizza.Copy !req
821. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
822. Where are those dogs?Copy !req
823. Oh, Oliver!Copy !req
824. I thought I'd never see you again.Copy !req
825. - Ahem... Gentlemen.
- What's the occasion?Copy !req
826. - Come to rescue your little friend?
- Say good-bye, Francis.Copy !req
827. Oh, boys!Copy !req
828. Whoopsy-daisy!Copy !req
829. All right! What a woman!Copy !req
830. Francis, you keep an eye
on the monitors. Rita, over here.Copy !req
831. What is this, a slumber party?
Get goin', ya stupid mutts!Copy !req
832. Francis, is the coast clear?
Francis!Copy !req
833. Goodness!Copy !req
834. - What're we gonna do, Dodge?
- Yo, Tito, hot-wire.Copy !req
835. Hey, no way, Dodger, man.Copy !req
836. I've been barbecued
too many times, man.Copy !req
837. - Good luck, Alonzo.
- Huh?Copy !req
838. I'll be waiting.Copy !req
839. Hey! Heigh-ho, heigh-hoCopy !req
840. It's off to work we goCopy !req
841. What is this?Copy !req
842. All right, girlie. Open the door.Copy !req
843. Come on, now.Copy !req
844. Girlie, I'm warnin' ya.Copy !req
845. Come on, Tito.Copy !req
846. You just... Back up.
Desoto. Come on!Copy !req
847. - Come on.
- Yaaah!Copy !req
848. This has all been very entertaining.Copy !req
849. But the party is over.Copy !req
850. Come on! Come on, come on!
Let's go!Copy !req
851. Fagin!Copy !req
852. Hey, man, you're ugly!Copy !req
853. And you're uglier than him!
And you're Ugly, Part 3!Copy !req
854. Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!Copy !req
855. Mr. Fagin! Mr. Fagin, help me!Copy !req
856. All right! Check it out! Heh!Copy !req
857. Help me!Copy !req
858. Save me! Save me, Alonzo!Copy !req
859. Hey, get off my back, woman!
I'm driving!Copy !req
860. - Let go!
- Jenny, jump!Copy !req
861. Alonzo!Copy !req
862. Oliver?Copy !req
863. Oliver? Oliver!Copy !req
864. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
865. Happy birthday, dear JennyCopy !req
866. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
867. Don't forget to make a wish,
Jennifer.Copy !req
868. And many moreCopy !req
869. All right,
anybody want some cake?Copy !req
870. Okay, Einstein.
But not the whole thing.Copy !req
871. You got it now, baby!
Yeah, left foot, right foot.Copy !req
872. All right! Check it out!
There you go. Relax, hey.Copy !req
873. Tito, you dance divinely.Copy !req
874. - He's cheating!
- Body slam!Copy !req
875. Come on, hit him again.
Murder him! Twist his arm!Copy !req
876. Foxworth residence.Copy !req
877. - Mr. Foxworth!
- Body slam him now!Copy !req
878. My goodness.
You're back tomorrow?Copy !req
879. Oh, she'll be so surprised
to see you.Copy !req
880. Yes, good-bye, sir.Copy !req
881. All right. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
882. - Hit him! Come on! Murder him!
- All right, you got him!Copy !req
883. - Pick him up! Hold him there!
- Ta-da!Copy !req
884. - I believe that's a 10 spot, old sport.
- Now, where...Copy !req
885. Where is that check book?
Oh, look at the time.Copy !req
886. Well, heh-heh, we better be goin'.Copy !req
887. Indeed.Copy !req
888. Francis, Rita, Tito, vamonos!
The streets are calling!Copy !req
889. Now, Jennifer,
have we forgotten anything?Copy !req
890. Oh, yeah. Thanks, everyone.
The gifts were great.Copy !req
891. Bye, Mr. Fagin, and thank you.Copy !req
892. Oh, bye-bye, Jenny.Copy !req
893. Come on, boys!
It's time for us to go.Copy !req
894. Alonzo, darling, could I see you
for a moment, privately?Copy !req
895. Privately? Ooh!Copy !req
896. Coming, Alonzo?Copy !req
897. Yeah, yeah! You guys beat it.Copy !req
898. My baby and I, uh, we gotta talk.Copy !req
899. You know, you're not so bad
for a bug-eyed little creep.Copy !req
900. - With a little grooming...
- Grooming?Copy !req
901. That's it!
We'll start with a bath.Copy !req
902. Bath?Copy !req
903. Let's go!Copy !req
904. - Bye-bye.
- Oh, Oliver, we shall meet again.Copy !req
905. - Hey, see ya 'round, kid.
- Good-bye, you guys.Copy !req
906. Boys! Let's go!Copy !req
907. Listen, kid, ahh,
you just want to hang out or anything...Copy !req
908. Hey, Dodger, man.
Do you see her anywhere?Copy !req
909. - Hey, whoa!
- Man! I can't keep this woman off me!Copy !req
910. - Man, I gotta get away from that chick...
- Alonzo!Copy !req
911. - Alonzo!
- Uh, good-bye, Oliver.Copy !req
912. Hey, you guys,
wait up for me, man!Copy !req
913. Alonzo Frederico de Tito,
you come back here this minute!Copy !req
914. Hey, whoa, kid. Do you think
you can handle the champ?Copy !req
915. Sure.Copy !req
916. Hey! You're okay... For a cat.Copy !req
917. We'll keep a spot open for ya
in the gang...Copy !req
918. Vice president, uptown chapter.Copy !req
919. Later, kid.Copy !req
920. Why should I worryCopy !req
921. Bye-bye! Bye!Copy !req
922. Tell me why should I careCopy !req
923. What a delightful scoundrel.Copy !req
924. Say, I may not have a dime
Oh, but I got street savoir faireCopy !req
925. Why should we worryCopy !req
926. Why should we careCopy !req
927. We may not have a dimeCopy !req
928. But we've got street savoir faireCopy !req
929. Why should we worryCopy !req
930. Why should we careCopy !req
931. It's just be-bopulationCopy !req
932. We got street savoir faireCopy !req
933. The rhythm of the cityCopy !req
934. Boy, once you get it downCopy !req
935. Then you can own this townCopy !req
936. You can wear the crownCopy !req
937. Why should we worryCopy !req
938. Why should we careCopy !req
939. It's just doo-wopulationCopy !req
940. We got street savoir faireCopy !req
941. Why should we worryCopy !req
942. Why should we careCopy !req
943. And even when we cross that lineCopy !req
944. We got street savoir faireCopy !req