1. Mmm.Copy !req
2. Ooh! Hee hee hee!Copy !req
3. Oh, wow!Copy !req
4. Huh?Copy !req
5. Oh, dear, it's too big.Copy !req
6. What's the matter, Rhoda?Copy !req
7. Oh, hi, Olive.Copy !req
8. My husband and I
took the kids outCopy !req
9. to buy a Christmas tree,Copy !req
10. but they're all much too big.Copy !req
11. Too big, huh?
Wait right here.Copy !req
12. Oh, my.Copy !req
13. Here you go.
All that wonderful piney smell,Copy !req
14. and no needles to vacuum up.Copy !req
15. It's on me.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
16. Oh, Olive.
It's perfect.Copy !req
17. Thank you,
and merry Christmas to you.Copy !req
18. Much obliged.
Thanks, Olive!Copy !req
19. Christmas!
My favorite day.Copy !req
20. The wait's almost over.
It's just hours away.Copy !req
21. Rolex, genuine Rolex.Copy !req
22. Rolex, genuine Rolex.
10 bucks.Copy !req
23. I didn't know Rolex had 3 X's.Copy !req
24. Typographical error.Copy !req
25. Factory seconds.Copy !req
26. Genuine Rolex, 10 bucks.Copy !req
27. I also got pens
and stationery real cheap.Copy !req
28. Why does it all say "City Zoo"?Copy !req
29. I used to work there.Copy !req
30. The office supplies
were my severance packageCopy !req
31. when I, uh, left to pursue
other opportunities.Copy !req
32. You mean you were fired?Copy !req
33. Fired?
Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
34. Don't make me laugh.
They begged me not to go.Copy !req
35. Now, come on, buy a watch.Copy !req
36. Mmm, I don't know.Copy !req
37. Hmm...
Okay, okay.Copy !req
38. I'm a victim of oppressive
corporate bureaucracy.Copy !req
39. Yeah. Yeah, they fired me.Copy !req
40. I was a hardworking entrepreneurCopy !req
41. smuggling in junk food,
dirty magazines,Copy !req
42. files hidden inside cakes,Copy !req
43. until a stool pigeon... an actual
stool pigeon... ratted me out.Copy !req
44. So stand up for free enterprise.Copy !req
45. Fight the man.Copy !req
46. Buy a luxury timepiece, pooch.Copy !req
47. I'm Olive.
What's your name?Copy !req
48. Martini.Copy !req
49. For you, Olive, 9 bucks.Copy !req
50. Are you selling
counterfeit watches again?Copy !req
51. I warned you, I'll...Copy !req
52. First of all,
they're real Rolexes.Copy !req
53. Second, I was giving them
as a Christmas giftCopy !req
54. to my dear old friend, Olive.Copy !req
55. Right, Olive?Copy !req
56. Um, that's right.
Thanks, Martini.Copy !req
57. Hmm. I'm watching you, penguin.Copy !req
58. Don't forget it.Copy !req
59. Thanks for helping me
out there, Olive.Copy !req
60. Here. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
61. Hey, thank you.Copy !req
62. 9 bucks.Copy !req
63. Oh.Copy !req
64. Hmm.Copy !req
65. Where were you, Olive?
It's late.Copy !req
66. It's not late, it's...Copy !req
67. Huh?Copy !req
68. How are your dog chores coming?Copy !req
69. Did you bury any bones today?Copy !req
70. No, Tim.Copy !req
71. Chase any cars or cats?Copy !req
72. 'Fraid not.Copy !req
73. Did you even make
a token attemptCopy !req
74. to tear up any flower beds?Copy !req
75. Uh-uh.Copy !req
76. And I haven't heardCopy !req
77. any senseless barking at all.Copy !req
78. Woof?Copy !req
79. I don't know how you can
call yourself a dog, Olive.Copy !req
80. Come on, Tim. You knowCopy !req
81. I'm not for that silly stuff.Copy !req
82. I've tried to be
man's best friendCopy !req
83. by being your best friend,
haven't I?Copy !req
84. Yeah, well,
get with the program, Olive,Copy !req
85. and start acting like a dog.Copy !req
86. I'm sorry, Tim.Copy !req
87. Let's not fight at Christmas.Copy !req
88. There's no Christmas this year.Copy !req
89. Hmm.Copy !req
90. Unh! Unh!
He's known for yearsCopy !req
91. that you're not
like other dogs.Copy !req
92. He even teases you
for having a pet flea.Copy !req
93. Why is he so upset
all of a sudden?Copy !req
94. Ever since he was tiny,Copy !req
95. Tim has loved Christmas,Copy !req
96. but he thinks
there's no Christmas this year.Copy !req
97. I don't know why.Copy !req
98. Are you still gonna
give him the slippers?Copy !req
99. Yeah. I probably should have
chewed them first.Copy !req
100. Grr, grr, ruff!Copy !req
101. What I wouldn't give
for opposable thumbs.Copy !req
102. Hey, how about some music?
That might cheer you up.Copy !req
103. Dogs. Do you smell
your best when you're wet?Copy !req
104. New Announcer:
Check out the Marzipan Shack'sCopy !req
105. pre-Ramadan clearance sale.Copy !req
106. What is it?Copy !req
107. A high-pitched sound
only I can hear. Forget it.Copy !req
108. Tonight on Fox, the world's
wildest mistletoe accidents.Copy !req
109. Recapping our top story,Copy !req
110. Santa is expected to cancel
his traditional Christmas Eve flight.Copy !req
111. Blitzen the reindeer
was injured earlier todayCopy !req
112. during a practice flight
and won't recover in time.Copy !req
113. Oh, no!Copy !req
114. Santa had this to say.Copy !req
115. Ho ho ho.Copy !req
116. I'm not sure if I'll have to cancel,Copy !req
117. but it doesn't look good.Copy !req
118. Maybe somehow, we'll make doCopy !req
119. with all of the other reindeer,Copy !req
120. but if not,
merry Christmas anrway!Copy !req
121. Did Santa just say
"Olive, the other reindeer"?Copy !req
122. He said, " Maybe we'll make doCopy !req
123. with all of the other reindeer,"Copy !req
124. you silly flea.Copy !req
125. No, he said,
"Olive, the other reindeer."Copy !req
126. I heard him.
Santa needs youCopy !req
127. to be the replacement reindeer.Copy !req
128. That's crazy.Copy !req
129. That's why you're not interestedCopy !req
130. in chasing cars
and barking like an idiot.Copy !req
131. You're a reindeer, not a dog.Copy !req
132. That would explain a lot,Copy !req
133. but I just don't
think so, Fido.Copy !req
134. I'll bet Tim
would rather have youCopy !req
135. pull Santa's sleigh
than chase flower bedsCopy !req
136. and tear up cars, or whatever.Copy !req
137. I'm sure he would, but...Copy !req
138. I'm serious, Olive.Copy !req
139. You've got to get
to the North Pole.Copy !req
140. But even if I...Copy !req
141. Olive!Copy !req
142. Uh-oh.
Here comes Tim.Copy !req
143. I really don't want
to get yelled at again. Hide.Copy !req
144. Olive?
I came to apologize.Copy !req
145. What did he say?Copy !req
146. I think he said,
"I'm ashamed of all your lies."Copy !req
147. You didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
148. Santa's not flying,
and I took it out on you.Copy !req
149. "You always do everything wrong,Copy !req
150. Santa's not flying,
and I shook a...Copy !req
151. a trout fondue."Copy !req
152. We can still have Christmas.
Come on in the house.Copy !req
153. I'm lighting the yule log,Copy !req
154. and there's a space for you.Copy !req
155. "You can't kill my Christmas.Copy !req
156. Get out of this house.Copy !req
157. I'm getting a new dog,Copy !req
158. and I'm replacing you."Copy !req
159. Olive? Are you there?Copy !req
160. Olive!Copy !req
161. He's gone.Copy !req
162. Tim's getting a new dog.
He's replacing me.Copy !req
163. I wouldn't believe itCopy !req
164. if I hadn't heard it myself.Copy !req
165. You were right.
I've got to get to the North PoleCopy !req
166. and pull that sleigh.Copy !req
167. Tim seems to blame me
for Santa not flying,Copy !req
168. but maybe I can
still be his dogCopy !req
169. if I can be Santa's other reindeer.Copy !req
170. Now you're talking.
Olive the other reindeer! Hooray!Copy !req
171. Gotta go.
I'll call you.Copy !req
172. Bye, Fido.
I love you.Copy !req
173. Could you finish wrapping
those presents?Copy !req
174. Oh.Copy !req
175. - Ooh!
- Unh!Copy !req
176. Oh, no. Sorry.Copy !req
177. Oh, that's okay, Olive.
No harm done.Copy !req
178. Aren't you going to kick meCopy !req
179. or spray me or something?Copy !req
180. No, not today.Copy !req
181. Wow, I guess you really gotCopy !req
182. the Christmas spirit.Copy !req
183. That's right.
The "no more Christmas" spirit.Copy !req
184. Did you hear?
Santa's not flying. He's through.Copy !req
185. Yes, but...Copy !req
186. At last. We're breaking
the cycle of despair.Copy !req
187. By next year,Copy !req
188. people will have forgotten
about Christmas.Copy !req
189. What's the matter with Christmas?Copy !req
190. The matter? The matter?Copy !req
191. Posteriority?Copy !req
192. Hate to disappoint you,Copy !req
193. but I'm going to the North PoleCopy !req
194. to save Santa's flight.Copy !req
195. You're not a reindeer.
You can't fly.Copy !req
196. You can't do anything.Copy !req
197. You wait and see.
I'll be zooming right over your head,Copy !req
198. pulling that sleigh.Copy !req
199. And it will be a merry ChristmasCopy !req
200. even for you,
if you let it.Copy !req
201. Now if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
202. I have a bus to catch.Copy !req
203. Nobody's going to help
that lousy old Santa.Copy !req
204. Stay away from the North Pole,Copy !req
205. or I'll hand cancel you.Copy !req
206. Riding or chasing?Copy !req
207. Riding.Copy !req
208. I need a ticket
to the North Pole.Copy !req
209. Bus N34 connects at ArcticJunction.
Boarding right now.Copy !req
210. I'll take one ticket, please.Copy !req
211. Make that 2 tickets.Copy !req
212. Hi, old buddy.
Can you pay for my ticket?Copy !req
213. No, Martini.Copy !req
214. Why don't you go pursue
other opportunities?Copy !req
215. Come on.
I'll pay you back later.Copy !req
216. It's Christmas.
There's no room at the inn.Copy !req
217. Please.Copy !req
218. This is absolutely
the last time I help you out.Copy !req
219. - Okay.
- Hunh!Copy !req
220. Let me go!Copy !req
221. This dog committed mail fraud.Copy !req
222. I'm taking her into custody.Copy !req
223. Mail fraud, Olive?
Cool.Copy !req
224. Well, see you around.Copy !req
225. What's all this about?Copy !req
226. She's wanted for several counts
of mail fraud,Copy !req
227. including, uh,
licking self-adhesive stampsCopy !req
228. and not mailing early
for the holidays.Copy !req
229. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
230. Martini! Help me!Copy !req
231. Last call for bus N34,
service to the North Pole.Copy !req
232. Martini!
I'm innocent!Copy !req
233. I'll root for you on Court TV.Copy !req
234. Help me, Martini.
I helped you.Copy !req
235. Ah.Copy !req
236. Yaah! Yaah!Copy !req
237. You owe me for those pens.
Come on!Copy !req
238. Grab my tail!Copy !req
239. Quit wagging it.Copy !req
240. Whoa!Copy !req
241. No.Copy !req
242. Nooooo!Copy !req
243. Thanks, Martini.Copy !req
244. That postman is bad news.Copy !req
245. Ah, don't mention it.Copy !req
246. So how come you're going
to the North Pole?Copy !req
247. Blitzen's hurt,Copy !req
248. so they need another reindeer,
or they can't fly.Copy !req
249. I heard Santa on the radioCopy !req
250. saying that he needed
"Olive, the other reindeer."Copy !req
251. Excuse me, Olive, but Santa saidCopy !req
252. "all of the other reindeer."Copy !req
253. I'm afraid you just misunderstood.Copy !req
254. It happens all the time.Copy !req
255. I used to think
the pledge of allegianceCopy !req
256. was about me, Richard Stands.Copy !req
257. It's not?Copy !req
258. So you think Santa asked you
to pull his sleigh.Copy !req
259. That's sweet.Copy !req
260. I almost hate to point out
that you're a dog.Copy !req
261. I really think
I am a reindeer.Copy !req
262. I've always been different
than other dogs,Copy !req
263. and somebody has got
to do something,Copy !req
264. or it won't be
a very merry Christmas.Copy !req
265. Well, more power to you then.Copy !req
266. And why are you going
to the North Pole, Martini?Copy !req
267. Well, I figure
if Christmas is canceled,Copy !req
268. maybe I can pick up
all of Santa's toys cheapCopy !req
269. and make a bundle on 'em.Copy !req
270. Also, I need to cool off.Copy !req
271. Ooh, amen to that.Copy !req
272. Hey, are you going
to the North Pole?Copy !req
273. Oh, the North Pole
metropolitan area.Copy !req
274. We were vacationing down here.Copy !req
275. The 40-degree temperatures
were fun for a while,Copy !req
276. but, whew!
It will be nice to get home.Copy !req
277. Do you know Santa's reindeer?Copy !req
278. Oh, sure.
They're really big.Copy !req
279. 2 or 3 times bigger than you.Copy !req
280. And they have hooves
instead of paws,Copy !req
281. and their fur is
much thicker than yours.Copy !req
282. And the magnificent antlers.Copy !req
283. And they really can fly.Copy !req
284. Well, that all may be true,Copy !req
285. but I'm a reindeer just the same.Copy !req
286. Listen, uh, Olive,
I'm from a zoo.Copy !req
287. I know reindeer.
I worked with reindeer.Copy !req
288. Reindeer were friends of mine.Copy !req
289. You, Olive, are no reindeer.Copy !req
290. I'm strong for my size,Copy !req
291. and however it is
that they can fly...Copy !req
292. magic beans or whatever...Copy !req
293. Years of practice...
plus jet packs.Copy !req
294. I know you're all
trying to be helpful,Copy !req
295. but sometimes in life, you just
suddenly know exactly what to do.Copy !req
296. Yeah, like the time
I suddenly had no brakesCopy !req
297. going down a mountain road.Copy !req
298. What did you do?Copy !req
299. Hmm, I don't remember,Copy !req
300. but I guess it must have
turned out all right.Copy !req
301. Maybe we should've
taken a train.Copy !req
302. Move it, slowpoke!Copy !req
303. Go on! Go on!Copy !req
304. You! You can run,
but you can't hide!Copy !req
305. He's desperate to wreck Christmas,Copy !req
306. but I'm not going to let him.Copy !req
307. Deliver this, punk!Copy !req
308. Aah!Copy !req
309. See ya!Copy !req
310. Yaah! Grrr!Copy !req
311. I hope that's the last of him.Copy !req
312. Richard, how long
till we reach ArcticJunction?Copy !req
313. A couple of hours.Copy !req
314. Ohh!Copy !req
315. Heh heh.Copy !req
316. Olive!
Where, oh, where can she be?Copy !req
317. Oh, I was too hard on her.Copy !req
318. Now I've really ruined Christmas.Copy !req
319. This goes under there.
Get this in... tighter.Copy !req
320. I wonder how she's doing.Copy !req
321. So I pointed out to the judgeCopy !req
322. that technically,
it wasn't a pyramid schemeCopy !req
323. because I had...Copy !req
324. ArcticJunction!
ArcticJunction!Copy !req
325. ArcticJunction!
ArcticJunction!Copy !req
326. Connect here for the North Pole!Copy !req
327. How long till that bus leaves?Copy !req
328. Almost an hour.Copy !req
329. We've got time to grab
some food, if you want.Copy !req
330. - Hmm.
- Yum yum yum.Copy !req
331. Yeah, that's better.Copy !req
332. Grr! Ah.Copy !req
333. What will you have?Copy !req
334. The bone.
Dressing on the side, please.Copy !req
335. I'll try the deep-fried candy canes.Copy !req
336. Uh, the small dead fish sampler.Copy !req
337. Maybe I should have tried
the reindeer chow.Copy !req
338. Here's the latest
from the North Pole.Copy !req
339. Santa Claus has scheduled
a press conference for 11:00 tonight.Copy !req
340. He is expected to cancel his flight
for the first time ever.Copy !req
341. - Aw!
- Aw!Copy !req
342. Hey, everybody.
Don't despair.Copy !req
343. I'm Olive, and I'm going
to the North Pole to help Santa.Copy !req
344. I'm the other reindeer.Copy !req
345. What's the matter?
Haven't you people ever seenCopy !req
346. a small dog-like reindeer before?Copy !req
347. Olive, Olive, Olive!Copy !req
348. Olive...Copy !req
349. Olive. Okay.Copy !req
350. You're Olive,
the other reindeer?Copy !req
351. Santa's looking for you.Copy !req
352. He's out in the parking lot.Copy !req
353. He wants to give you
a flying test.Copy !req
354. Oh, boy.
My big moment.Copy !req
355. Wish me luck, guys.Copy !req
356. Coming, Santa!Copy !req
357. I think the waitress likes me.Copy !req
358. Santa?Copy !req
359. Santa couldn't make it.Copy !req
360. But I'll let him knowCopy !req
361. you failed the test! Yaah!Copy !req
362. Yeow! Yeow!Copy !req
363. Arf arf arf!Copy !req
364. Come here, you.
Yaah!Copy !req
365. Neither rain nor snow
et ceteraCopy !req
366. will keep me from keeping you
from the North PoleCopy !req
367. and saving Christmas!Copy !req
368. Unh!Copy !req
369. Hmm, that's strange.Copy !req
370. Hey, don't tamper with the mail.Copy !req
371. It's a federal offense.Copy !req
372. But it's addressed to me.Copy !req
373. Oh, okay then.Copy !req
374. - Postal regulations reuire youCopy !req
375. to stay put and keep uiet.Copy !req
376. Hunh!Copy !req
377. Oh!Copy !req
378. Ah!Copy !req
379. Hey! Hey! Stop!Copy !req
380. Olive!Copy !req
381. It was the postman, wasn't it?Copy !req
382. We found the waitress' clothes.Copy !req
383. How'd you get away?Copy !req
384. It's kind of hard to explain.Copy !req
385. Have you ever heard
of deus ex machina?Copy !req
386. Denise who?Copy !req
387. Look it up.
But listen, we missed the bus.Copy !req
388. You should have
gone on without me.Copy !req
389. Ah, spare me the martyrdom.Copy !req
390. I just called the postal serviceCopy !req
391. to complain about that postman.Copy !req
392. Guess what?
I got their voice mail.Copy !req
393. How can we get
to the North Pole now?Copy !req
394. That was the last bus.
I'd take you up myself, Olive,Copy !req
395. but if I don't get back
to the depot in time,Copy !req
396. I'll lose my job.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
397. You could always sell watches.Copy !req
398. You might find someone in the bar
who will take you up.Copy !req
399. We'll try it.
Thanks, Richard, for everything.Copy !req
400. I'm rooting for you, Olive,Copy !req
401. you other reindeer.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
402. And, uh, happy Hanukkah.Copy !req
403. Good-bye!Copy !req
404. I'm Santa's replacement reindeer.Copy !req
405. I need a ride to the North PoleCopy !req
406. so I can help pull the sleigh
and save Christmas.Copy !req
407. Anyone?Copy !req
408. You don't look like
no reindeer to me, mutt.Copy !req
409. Well, I am,
and my name's Olive.Copy !req
410. Can you fly?Copy !req
411. Um...Copy !req
412. Oh, sure she can fly.Copy !req
413. She can fly like a bird.Copy !req
414. Like the kind of birds
that fly, I mean.Copy !req
415. Oh, really?
Let's see.Copy !req
416. Whoa!Copy !req
417. Amazing.
Just what Santa needs.Copy !req
418. Oh!Copy !req
419. It's a miracle.
We found another flying reindeer,Copy !req
420. and Christmas is back on again.Copy !req
421. Whoa!Copy !req
422. Ow!Copy !req
423. Sorry, Arturo.Copy !req
424. Please, just let me...Copy !req
425. Hey, let's take her up to the roofCopy !req
426. and see how she flies.Copy !req
427. Oh, yeah, she can fly.Copy !req
428. Launch her!Copy !req
429. That's enough, fellas. Uh...Copy !req
430. we'll just leave now.Copy !req
431. We don't want any trouble.Copy !req
432. Oh, it's Mr. Briefcase.Copy !req
433. Let's see what you got in there.Copy !req
434. Hey!Copy !req
435. Watch it, pal.Copy !req
436. That's valuable merchandise.Copy !req
437. It's mine!Copy !req
438. Arf arf arf arf arf!Copy !req
439. A barking reindeer.
Isn't that just...Copy !req
440. Stow it, tundra-breath!Copy !req
441. Maybe I'm just a little runt
with no antlers,Copy !req
442. but it looks like
I'm the only oneCopy !req
443. who's trying to save Christmas.Copy !req
444. You could at least wish me luck.Copy !req
445. There are actually people out thereCopy !req
446. who want to cancel Christmas.Copy !req
447. Are you on their side?Copy !req
448. Uh.
Mmm.Copy !req
449. Throwing someone off a roof?Copy !req
450. Is that how you want
to remember Christmas?Copy !req
451. You must have asked Santa
for something.Copy !req
452. Do you think you deserve
what you've asked for?Copy !req
453. Hmm.Copy !req
454. It's a two-way street.Copy !req
455. Santa doesn't just give you stuff
because you ask.Copy !req
456. You have to deserve it.Copy !req
457. I'm trying to deserve
the good things I haveCopy !req
458. and the good things
I hope I will have in the future.Copy !req
459. If you want me to fail,
then I guessCopy !req
460. it's too late to save Christmas.Copy !req
461. It's already gone.Copy !req
462. Come on, Martini.Copy !req
463. A drill.Copy !req
464. What?Copy !req
465. I asked Santa
for a reversible,Copy !req
466. three-speed, cordless,
electric drill.Copy !req
467. I'm too naughty to deserve
such a nice drill.Copy !req
468. All right,
pull yourself together.Copy !req
469. Let's think about this.Copy !req
470. Olive, huh?Copy !req
471. That's right.Copy !req
472. I'm sorry, Olive.Copy !req
473. We're really not
such a bad bunch.Copy !req
474. Go on, you guys.Copy !req
475. He can take you up
in his half-track.Copy !req
476. Olive, Round John Virgin.Copy !req
477. Oh, like in
the Silent Night song.Copy !req
478. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
479. Anrway, Round John
can take you as farCopy !req
480. as the North Pole gates.Copy !req
481. After that, you're on your own.Copy !req
482. We'll figure out something.Copy !req
483. I'm Blitzen's cousin Schnitzel.Copy !req
484. Flightless, unfortunately.Copy !req
485. It happens.Copy !req
486. We're ready to go.Copy !req
487. Thanks, Schnitzel.Copy !req
488. The puffin's goin', too?Copy !req
489. That's penguin to you, pal.Copy !req
490. Good luck,
and merry Christmas!Copy !req
491. Do I look like a puffin?Copy !req
492. Tim... wait.Copy !req
493. Tim!Copy !req
494. Hey, hey, come on, Olive.Copy !req
495. Time to wake up.Copy !req
496. North Pole!Copy !req
497. Time to do your thing.Copy !req
498. Good luck, Olive.Copy !req
499. And I'm sorry
I was such a jerk earlier.Copy !req
500. It's okay, Round John.Copy !req
501. You're not the only one
who's let their emotionsCopy !req
502. get the better of them today.Copy !req
503. Hey, thanks for the ride.Copy !req
504. Here, high-uality
office supplies for you.Copy !req
505. Gee, City Zoo envelopes!Copy !req
506. Thanks!Copy !req
507. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
508. Bye, Round John!Copy !req
509. Good-bye,
and good luck!Copy !req
510. I wonder if there's a casino.Copy !req
511. Anonymous high-ranking elves
are confirmingCopy !req
512. that Santa will
shortly make a statement,Copy !req
513. officially canceling his traditionalCopy !req
514. Christmas Eve flight.Copy !req
515. Your reaction, little doggie?Copy !req
516. Um, I think that maybe...Copy !req
517. My client has no comment
at this time.Copy !req
518. You'd better get in there.Copy !req
519. I don't know why,Copy !req
520. but you even got me believing
this is gonna work.Copy !req
521. I'm Olive, the new reindeer.Copy !req
522. I'm here to help pull
Santa's sleigh.Copy !req
523. Olive...
Olive...Copy !req
524. No Olive on my list.Copy !req
525. But Santa said on the radioCopy !req
526. that he was counting on Olive,
the other reindeer.Copy !req
527. That's me!
I'm filling in for Blitzen!Copy !req
528. I can't let you in.Copy !req
529. - But I have to...
- No.Copy !req
530. Isn't there someone
who I could talk...Copy !req
531. No.Copy !req
532. Don't you even care?Copy !req
533. Let me think...
No!Copy !req
534. But...Copy !req
535. No. Now move along,Copy !req
536. or I'll have you arrested.Copy !req
537. And I'm warning you,Copy !req
538. the fence is protected by alarms.Copy !req
539. So just go back
where you came from.Copy !req
540. But I...Copy !req
541. Time to think of plan "B."Copy !req
542. Hmm...Copy !req
543. While you're thinking,Copy !req
544. maybe I'll just
go use that pay phone.Copy !req
545. Pay phone... yes!Copy !req
546. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
547. Huh?Copy !req
548. Ohh...Copy !req
549. Aw!Copy !req
550. Huh?Copy !req
551. Authorized repair center?Copy !req
552. Oh, we'll send a man over
right away, sir.Copy !req
553. - It'll be a penguin, actually.
- A penguin?Copy !req
554. Oh, he'll have it working
in no time.Copy !req
555. I'll be here till 6:00.Copy !req
556. All right, then.
Good-bye.Copy !req
557. You know, this could be
an exfoliated carburetorCopy !req
558. or a decaffeinated dodecahedron.Copy !req
559. What?Copy !req
560. Let me get out my tools.Copy !req
561. Oh, yes, I see.Copy !req
562. I'll just have to recalibrate
the... uh, time.Copy !req
563. I'll need you to kill the alarmsCopy !req
564. - along the fence for a minute, though.
- What?Copy !req
565. Well, otherwise
the electromagnetic waveCopy !req
566. will interfere with
the signals from the satellite.Copy !req
567. Well, all right.Copy !req
568. It just needs
the complimentary engraving.Copy !req
569. E-L-F, right?Copy !req
570. I'll tell you what,
I'll have it back for you on Monday.Copy !req
571. And I'm sorry
for the inconvenience.Copy !req
572. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
573. Mysterious power failure...Copy !req
574. Details are still sketchy...Copy !req
575. Possible Y2K bug...Copy !req
576. Special delivery!Copy !req
577. More children's letters to Santa!Copy !req
578. Let's do the press conference, boss,Copy !req
579. and hope for better luck next year.Copy !req
580. There must be some way you could go.Copy !req
581. Can't we fly with 7 reindeer?Copy !req
582. I doubt we could
handle it, chief.Copy !req
583. Maybe we shouldn't even try.Copy !req
584. So many of the kids' letters
this yearCopy !req
585. haven't been very nice.Copy !req
586. "Dear Santa, I hate you."Copy !req
587. - Boss, that's awful.
- Terrible news.Copy !req
588. "Dear Santa, lose some weight
and get a real job."Copy !req
589. Maybe it's time
to retire, anrway.Copy !req
590. No! Those letters are fake!Copy !req
591. Santa, I know who's been
writing those letters.Copy !req
592. They're all from a very mean postmanCopy !req
593. Who wants to wreck Christmas.Copy !req
594. Look at the envelopes...Copy !req
595. no postmarks.Copy !req
596. Hmm, that's true.Copy !req
597. And just who might you be,
little doggie?Copy !req
598. I'm actually not a dog.Copy !req
599. I'm Olive, the replacement reindeer
you asked for.Copy !req
600. I'm not uite
following you, Olive.Copy !req
601. You say you're a reindeer?Copy !req
602. And I asked you to come?Copy !req
603. Right.
I heard you on the radio.Copy !req
604. We always get the crazies
on Christmas Eve.Copy !req
605. Never fails.Copy !req
606. Well, can you fly, Olive?Copy !req
607. Can you afford not to find out?Copy !req
608. Well, now,Copy !req
609. if you're sure
all those mean lettersCopy !req
610. aren't from real kids...Copy !req
611. Everyone loves you, Santa.Copy !req
612. And all over the world,Copy !req
613. everyone is hoping
you'll fly tonightCopy !req
614. and make their dreams come true.Copy !req
615. I know I don't look like much,Copy !req
616. but give me a try
for all those good folksCopy !req
617. who deserve what they've asked for.Copy !req
618. I guess they'll understand
if you can't make it,Copy !req
619. but Round John VirginCopy !req
620. sure would like
that electric drill.Copy !req
621. And my master Tim,Copy !req
622. well, maybe he does
want a better dog,Copy !req
623. but mostly I think
he just wants Christmas.Copy !req
624. I don't think
he'll find a better dog, Olive,Copy !req
625. even if you are a reindeer.Copy !req
626. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
627. Ho ho ho, people!
We're flying!Copy !req
628. Tell the media.
Load up the sleigh.Copy !req
629. Comet, help Olive
here get hitched up.Copy !req
630. I just learned that
you'd better not pout,Copy !req
631. you'd better not cry,
you'd better not shout,Copy !req
632. I'm telling you why.Copy !req
633. A mysterious other reindeer
has arrivedCopy !req
634. to take Blitzen's place.Copy !req
635. As of now,
the flight is on again.Copy !req
636. I'll be darned,
she really did it.Copy !req
637. Who's she?
What's going on?Copy !req
638. Well, see, um,
earlier today...Copy !req
639. Hoo hoo hoo!Copy !req
640. Heh heh heh.
Mmm?Copy !req
641. Hmmm. Ooh!Copy !req
642. Heh heh.Copy !req
643. Oh, she had
a clear sense of mission.Copy !req
644. cares deeply about Christmas.Copy !req
645. Close, close friend
of mine for years.Copy !req
646. N-not... not housebroken.Copy !req
647. Not to my knowledge.Copy !req
648. She is housebroken!Copy !req
649. Hah!Copy !req
650. There you go.Copy !req
651. By the way,
where's Rudolph?Copy !req
652. There's no Rudolph.Copy !req
653. It's just one of
those urban legends.Copy !req
654. Sleigh's loaded.
Everyone ready?Copy !req
655. Ready!Copy !req
656. Olive, the other reindeer, huh?Copy !req
657. Well, why not?
It's a season of miracles.Copy !req
658. Good luck, kid.Copy !req
659. Oh, thanks, Comet.Copy !req
660. Santa one-niner niner, niner...Copy !req
661. cleared for takeoff on 22 left.Copy !req
662. Punch it, boys!Copy !req
663. Merry Christmas!
Et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
664. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
665. Come on! Up, up!Copy !req
666. Wow! I'm flying!Copy !req
667. Unorthodox style,Copy !req
668. but, hey, whatever works for you.Copy !req
669. You had me worried
for a minute there, though.Copy !req
670. Are we good to go?Copy !req
671. Comet? Ho ho ho?Copy !req
672. I think so.
Just don't pick up any hitchhikers.Copy !req
673. You okay, Olive?Copy !req
674. I'm solid.Copy !req
675. Fine!
Fly as much as you want.Copy !req
676. You're still out of business!Copy !req
677. 'Cause this year,
even though I've been naughty,Copy !req
678. I got all the toys!Copy !req
679. The laws of breaking and entering,Copy !req
680. as they pertain to Santa,
are unclear.Copy !req
681. Hmm. Excuse me.Copy !req
682. Yah!Copy !req
683. And, look, I got another present!Copy !req
684. I must've been
extra bad this year.Copy !req
685. Mmm... let's see.Copy !req
686. Doll, jack-in-the-box,
cordless drill...Copy !req
687. Aha!
Here we go!Copy !req
688. The train set
that should have been mineCopy !req
689. when I was a kid.Copy !req
690. That was the year Santa startedCopy !req
691. putting me on
his naughty list.Copy !req
692. He didn't cut me any slack.Copy !req
693. So I'm not cutting him any slack!Copy !req
694. Old fat boy's finished!Copy !req
695. Ha ha ha!
Ho ho ho!Copy !req
696. We're only at the first house,Copy !req
697. and I'm beat.Copy !req
698. You want some
lichen-flavored gum?Copy !req
699. It'll perk you up.Copy !req
700. What's this?Copy !req
701. Credit card offers?
Catalogs?Copy !req
702. Sweepstakes mailings.Copy !req
703. Bad news, gang.Copy !req
704. Somehow we got the wrong sack.Copy !req
705. This is all junk mail!Copy !req
706. What?Copy !req
707. Santa, let me smell that mail.Copy !req
708. The postman!Copy !req
709. I knew it!Copy !req
710. Let's go!Copy !req
711. Where?Copy !req
712. Just head north.Copy !req
713. Sooner or later,
I'll pick up the scent.Copy !req
714. It's getting awfully late.Copy !req
715. This way!Copy !req
716. Hmm?Copy !req
717. Hmm...Copy !req
718. Hmm...Copy !req
719. Hmm!Copy !req
720. [Chuckling To HimselCopy !req
721. Aah!Copy !req
722. Fish breath!Copy !req
723. You've got Martini, too?Copy !req
724. Oh, now you're in for it!Copy !req
725. That's it.Copy !req
726. A little lower.
Steady...Copy !req
727. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
728. Get off me,
you jolly old busybody!Copy !req
729. Hmm? Aah.Copy !req
730. Aha!
Give back the presents!Copy !req
731. Never!
You should've stayed home!Copy !req
732. Bad dog!
Bad dog!Copy !req
733. Unh! Unh!Copy !req
734. Yaah!Copy !req
735. Aaugh!Copy !req
736. Steady, gang!Copy !req
737. Hey!Copy !req
738. Was that you or your stunt double?Copy !req
739. Aw, go on!Copy !req
740. Are you okay, Martini?Copy !req
741. Shaken, but not stirred.Copy !req
742. Anrway, all the toys are here.Copy !req
743. Also a cordless drill.Copy !req
744. Thanks for your help, Martini.Copy !req
745. I'd offer you a lift
in the sleigh,Copy !req
746. but Comet says no hitchhikers.Copy !req
747. Just our luck
that you're flightless.Copy !req
748. Hey, don't worry about me.
I'll drive home.Copy !req
749. I mean, how hard can it be?Copy !req
750. Plus, someone's gotta
take care of Mr. Zip.Copy !req
751. Hmm, cardboard wings.Copy !req
752. Time to go-ho-ho!Copy !req
753. Coming!Copy !req
754. Thanks for everything, Martini.Copy !req
755. What will you do now?Copy !req
756. Eh, you know,Copy !req
757. I'll do a little loan-sharking,Copy !req
758. sell a little Amway.Copy !req
759. Don't worry about me.Copy !req
760. Merry Christmas, Olive.Copy !req
761. Merry Christmas, Martini.Copy !req
762. Olive, great job
getting the toys back.Copy !req
763. But we're way behind schedule.Copy !req
764. Any chance we could go faster, gang?Copy !req
765. Warp speed, captain!Copy !req
766. Ho ho ho!Copy !req
767. Ho, whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
768. Ho! Whoa! Ho!Copy !req
769. I guess I could
deliver this stuff.Copy !req
770. It's not as glamorous
as helping Santa.Copy !req
771. But, there'll be troubleCopy !req
772. if the folks can't enter
their sweepstakes.Copy !req
773. Besides...
Christmas gratuities!Copy !req
774. That's it!
All done!Copy !req
775. Excellent work, boys.Copy !req
776. And 3 cheers for Olive,
the other reindeer.Copy !req
777. Arf arf arf!Copy !req
778. After we get home
and relax for a while,Copy !req
779. we usually go out
for some reindeer games.Copy !req
780. Will you join us?Copy !req
781. Hmm... maybe.Copy !req
782. Hey!Copy !req
783. It's my house!Copy !req
784. Fido... and Tim.Copy !req
785. Well, think about it.Copy !req
786. Oh, no.Copy !req
787. An arctic fog! Hmm...Copy !req
788. Olive, I'm sorry,
but we're lost in the fog.Copy !req
789. Could you smell us home?Copy !req
790. Mrs. Claus is baking cookies.Copy !req
791. Cookies!Copy !req
792. Mmm... gingerbread!Copy !req
793. Ten degrees starboard!Copy !req
794. Olive, I'd be honored
if you'd call me Comet...Copy !req
795. the other dog.Copy !req
796. Sure!
But first, cookies!Copy !req
797. Yes.Copy !req
798. Ahh!Copy !req
799. Well, I gotta hand it
to you, Olive,Copy !req
800. you saved Christmas.Copy !req
801. No, I only convinced everyone else
to do their best.Copy !req
802. Oh, don't you be
so modest, Olive!Copy !req
803. You were great!Copy !req
804. And now... ho ho ho!Copy !req
805. Presents for the staff and crew!Copy !req
806. Ohh!Copy !req
807. Uh, boss,
from an insurance point of view,Copy !req
808. the jump ropes...Copy !req
809. probably not a wise idea.Copy !req
810. Olive, here's something for you.Copy !req
811. Thank you.Copy !req
812. I know I'm not
really a reindeer,Copy !req
813. but I'm proud
I could help anrway.Copy !req
814. You've all been so wonderful.Copy !req
815. I'd love to stay,Copy !req
816. but I really must go home.Copy !req
817. I thought so.Copy !req
818. Let me finish my cappuccino,Copy !req
819. and I'll give you a lift.Copy !req
820. Elves & Reindeer:
Bye, Olive! We'll miss you.Copy !req
821. Merry Christmas, Olive!Copy !req
822. Bye! I'll keep in touch!Copy !req
823. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
824. Look, it's Martini!Copy !req
825. Martini, you helped save Christmas!Copy !req
826. We saw you on TV!Copy !req
827. Oh, well,
I hope it was a color set.Copy !req
828. Black and white
doesn't do me justice.Copy !req
829. I'm pleased to offer you
your old position back, Martini.Copy !req
830. The zoo can always find room forCopy !req
831. an extraordinary
flightless auatic birdCopy !req
832. who attracts media attention.Copy !req
833. And we've been a little shorthandedCopy !req
834. since the monkeys escaped.Copy !req
835. Oh... it's tempting,Copy !req
836. but I think I can get you
an even better penguin.Copy !req
837. Huh?Copy !req
838. Jingling Bells]Copy !req
839. Merry Christmas, Tim!Copy !req
840. I hope you're
not too mad at me.Copy !req
841. Olive!Copy !req
842. I was so worried
you'd never come back!Copy !req
843. I'm sorry I was so mean.Copy !req
844. Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
845. I was so upset about Santa
that I forgotCopy !req
846. that I had the best dog
in the whole world.Copy !req
847. Wow! And the best reindeer, too!Copy !req
848. Merry Christmas, Olive!Copy !req
849. Arf arf arf!Copy !req
850. Good girl!
Good girl!Copy !req
851. Aw, you're the best!Copy !req