1. Hi.Copy !req
2. - How'd it go?
- Lousy.Copy !req
3. Got a '63 Thunderbird
I would've sold in a day a year ago.Copy !req
4. Now they just wanna look at the pictures.Copy !req
5. You smell nice.Copy !req
6. How was your day?Copy !req
7. It was great.Copy !req
8. We had a big breakthrough
in the Bulgari case.Copy !req
9. Really?Copy !req
10. We found a boot print.Copy !req
11. A really good one.Copy !req
12. The left heel was worn way down.Copy !req
13. That's a good lead.Copy !req
14. I know.Copy !req
15. We found a hair.Copy !req
16. A hair, wow.Copy !req
17. It's at the lab.Copy !req
18. So hopefully by noon tomorrow
we'll find out his DNA...Copy !req
19. what kind of conditioner he uses,
if he streaks his hair...Copy !req
20. if he has dandruff, everything.
Isn't that amazing?Copy !req
21. That is amazing.Copy !req
22. You know, having those
extra men really paid off.Copy !req
23. Oh, you're just being modest.Copy !req
24. Are you coming to bed, baby?Copy !req
25. I'm just gonna have a shower.
Don't let me keep you up.Copy !req
26. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
27. - And you are Mr...?
- Diaz. Miguel Diaz.Copy !req
28. - And you're here to open a...?
- A SEP retirement account.Copy !req
29. Terrific. Oh, it says here
you're already retired.Copy !req
30. - I am.
- What was your occupation?Copy !req
31. I was a high school basketball coach.Copy !req
32. You must have done
very well for yourself.Copy !req
33. - What's your name?
- Greg.Copy !req
34. Greg. Let me ask you something.
Do you have safe-deposit boxes here?Copy !req
35. Yes, they're housed in our vault.Copy !req
36. - In your vault?
- It's over 100 years old.Copy !req
37. Of course, we've made some
state-of-the-art upgrades since then.Copy !req
38. You know, I was once in a vault
while it was being robbed.Copy !req
39. That must have been quite an experience.Copy !req
40. Yeah.Copy !req
41. Yeah.Copy !req
42. That's too oxblood.Copy !req
43. What do y'all do?Copy !req
44. My husband and I?Copy !req
45. Well, he's retired. Just retired.Copy !req
46. It's great. It's...Copy !req
47. And I did work at an art gallery.Copy !req
48. And, you know, I love art,
obviously, and paint and...Copy !req
49. That's too brown. I'm sorry.
Do you mind if I...?Copy !req
50. - Hey, it's your paint.
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
51. May I show you something specific?Copy !req
52. Well, I was looking
for something for my wife.Copy !req
53. What is it, a special occasion?Copy !req
54. It's our second third anniversary.Copy !req
55. Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Diaz,
we were just talking about you.Copy !req
56. - How'd it go at the bank?
- It was easy.Copy !req
57. I mean great.Copy !req
58. No, you mean easy.Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. You're doing recon work
on our anniversary?Copy !req
61. - Tess.
- Let me ask you this:Copy !req
62. - Where are you now?
- Casing a jewelry store.Copy !req
63. That's an interesting way to ease back
into society, which was your idea.Copy !req
64. - Should I stop painting now?
- Listen.Copy !req
65. Let's talk about something important.
I can't find a restaurant for tonight.Copy !req
66. - Well, we'll stay in.
- Really?Copy !req
67. - Great. I'll cook.
- No, I'll cook. You talk.Copy !req
68. You want me to talk?Copy !req
69. Words and everything? That's what
they make flowers for, you know.Copy !req
70. - Oh, no, Danny.
- What is it?Copy !req
71. Tess...Copy !req
72. what's wrong?Copy !req
73. There's water in the basement
and the pilot light is out.Copy !req
74. Hang up!Copy !req
75. Hello, Tess.Copy !req
76. Where is he, Tess?Copy !req
77. Where is...Copy !req
78. Mr. Diaz?Copy !req
79. I want it back, Tess.Copy !req
80. I want it all back.Copy !req
81. - You got it all from the insurance company.
- I want my money back.Copy !req
82. The money that your husband
and his 10 friends stole from me.Copy !req
83. With interest. A hundred and sixty
million dollars over three years.Copy !req
84. That's a lot of vig.Copy !req
85. And I want it all back.Copy !req
86. He's got two weeks.Copy !req
87. You'll never find them.Copy !req
88. They're way too smart for you.Copy !req
89. Right.Copy !req
90. You know, as it turns out...Copy !req
91. I'm not the only person in the world
looking for Ocean's 11.Copy !req
92. All right.Copy !req
93. I'm the groom, and I'm not supposed
to say anything, but... Make a speech.Copy !req
94. But I don't care what the rules are,
because I really wanna thank my family.Copy !req
95. My mom and dad,
my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace.Copy !req
96. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste...Copy !req
97. and their children, Denise and Jessica.Copy !req
98. Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen,
my neighbor John...Copy !req
99. and his new girlfriend, Tanya.Copy !req
100. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc.,
Bobo, Mullethead...Copy !req
101. Big Sam.Copy !req
102. And everyone else
who's just been great...Copy !req
103. in welcoming Sara
into the family. Thank you.Copy !req
104. Excuse me, everybody. I'd just like to...Copy !req
105. - Get up.
- Get up.Copy !req
106. - Get up.
- Get up. Get up.Copy !req
107. - Walk.
- Walk.Copy !req
108. I'd like to say a few words
about commitment...Copy !req
109. about honor...Copy !req
110. about responsibility...Copy !req
111. about a very special someone
and admitting to her...Copy !req
112. Get up. Pull the chair out.Copy !req
113. Admitting to her in front of everybody...Copy !req
114. that her wedding...Copy !req
115. and that very special
honeymoon trip to Epcot Center...Copy !req
116. will have to be postponed.Copy !req
117. The photographer. Jesus, he's just a friend.
You met him at The Mint, remember?Copy !req
118. Well, of course I am.Copy !req
119. You don't expect me to embarrass myself
by flying commercial?Copy !req
120. On a budget? On a budget?Copy !req
121. Who was the only person who couldn't
get in on the Chinese cell-phone market?Copy !req
122. You, with all your connections.
What was that?Copy !req
123. He seemed really nice. And you know
it's hard for guys to be friends with me.Copy !req
124. And you do this every time
that I meet someone new.Copy !req
125. And you know what?
It's getting really boring.Copy !req
126. You think it's a accident
no one know about Fred "Bud" Kelly?Copy !req
127. Ain't no accident.
There's one explanation...Copy !req
128. and you ladies
know exactly what it is.Copy !req
129. I'm gonna tell you what it is.Copy !req
130. Conspiracy, collusion, complicity.
That's all it is.Copy !req
131. Let me break it down like a fraction for you
about my man Fred "Bud" Kelly.Copy !req
132. Fred "Bud" Kelly made skates
out of whiskey bottles...Copy !req
133. at his uncle's farm in the early 1900s.
That was over there in Nova Scotia.Copy !req
134. I'm gonna tell you something else. You
never seen his name on the Stanley Cup.Copy !req
135. You know why that is?
Because that son of a bitch Jim Crow...Copy !req
136. took his name off the history books.
You kind of...Copy !req
137. Seems like every time I see you,
you're playing the race card, Frank.Copy !req
138. Now, why is that?Copy !req
139. You can let go of my feet now.Copy !req
140. - This don't bother you?
- Of course it * * * * * * * bothers me, mate.Copy !req
141. - What the * * * * do you want me to do?
- Well, it's * * * * * * up.Copy !req
142. You can't hear none of the lyrics.Copy !req
143. You can't get with the beat
with all them * * * * * * * bleeps in it.Copy !req
144. You want a * * * * * * * single on the * * * * * * ♪
radio, it's what you have to * * * * * * * do.Copy !req
145. Well, it's * * * * * *, isn't it?
Totally * * * * * *!Copy !req
146. What the * * * * is that?Copy !req
147. Somebody must be in 2.Copy !req
148. Oh, * * * *!Copy !req
149. And you haven't contacted
my father about any of this?Copy !req
150. Because, really, I don't think there's
any reason to involve him or my mom.Copy !req
151. It's all on you, Linus.Copy !req
152. Okay. Good.Copy !req
153. - Good. Because I have a whole network...
- Get out of my car.Copy !req
154. Thank you.Copy !req
155. - Mr. Bloom?
- Yes.Copy !req
156. There appears to be
a slight problem with your card.Copy !req
157. Oh, well, yes. Here.Copy !req
158. I'm afraid not, sir.Copy !req
159. Why?Copy !req
160. Your business manager
said you would understand.Copy !req
161. Todd said I would understand?Copy !req
162. No, Mr. Benedict.Copy !req
163. Mr. Benedict. Mr...Copy !req
164. Oh, yes.Copy !req
165. An old friend, a practical joker.Copy !req
166. Tell Mr. Benedict
he's won this round, yes.Copy !req
167. Terry Benedict.Copy !req
168. Old Terry.Copy !req
169. She's looking at me
from across the room.Copy !req
170. And she's crazy about me, I can tell...Copy !req
171. because she's been staring
at me all night. So suddenly...Copy !req
172. I just go up to her, and I grab her.Copy !req
173. And I've got her really close to me...Copy !req
174. and her eyes are all fiery.Copy !req
175. And my eyes are fiery.Copy !req
176. And it's like... It's electric.Copy !req
177. And I say to her, "Mom...Copy !req
178. Mother... "Copy !req
179. What?Copy !req
180. Thanks for letting me finish.Copy !req
181. What can I say?Copy !req
182. You're a funny guy.Copy !req
183. Oh, yeah. My friend Rusty.
I'm worried about him.Copy !req
184. He owns this hotel in Los Angeles...Copy !req
185. losing a lot of money,
and he's got no life.Copy !req
186. He's a nice, bright kid,
but he's beating his brains out.Copy !req
187. Do you think I could send something
through you, like, a message to him?Copy !req
188. I read your palm, not his.Copy !req
189. Somebody who could do that could do
very well. Anything on my health?Copy !req
190. - My hips are bothering me.
- Please.Copy !req
191. This? You couldn't see this?Copy !req
192. - I tried knocking, he won't open.
- I'll handle it. I know him.Copy !req
193. Jesus Christ, are you people retarded?Copy !req
194. - It says, "Do not disturb"!
- It's me.Copy !req
195. Hey.Copy !req
196. Come on in.Copy !req
197. Jeez, Topher, you didn't
have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.Copy !req
198. I'm sorry.
Rust, look, I know this is your joint.Copy !req
199. I just...Copy !req
200. There's this girl.Copy !req
201. I love her, man.Copy !req
202. I love her, but she is driving me crazy!Copy !req
203. I can't sleep. I can't work.Copy !req
204. I quit the show. I totally phoned in
that Dennis Quaid movie.Copy !req
205. - I mean, it's like...
- Hello?Copy !req
206. God, it's almost like this
Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!Copy !req
207. Rusty, call for you.Copy !req
208. Dude, don't leave.Copy !req
209. - Yeah?
- I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan...Copy !req
210. soon to be ex-owner
of the Standard Hotel.Copy !req
211. - You got him.
- Last time we spoke, you hung up on me.Copy !req
212. You used some nasty words.
I got sensitive ears.Copy !req
213. I admit I was a little
emotional that evening.Copy !req
214. Think about that night a lot,
don't you?Copy !req
215. I thought I'd be dead before
I heard the sound that killed me.Copy !req
216. I've been asked to show restraint.
Otherwise, you would've gone out...Copy !req
217. to your favorite car of all the 17 you own,
and as soon as you turned on the ignition...Copy !req
218. You got two weeks.Copy !req
219. Now, you told me that your wife said
that he called it Ocean's 11.Copy !req
220. Now, who decided that?
I'm a private contractor.Copy !req
221. It was a collaboration.
That moniker is insulting.Copy !req
222. It was one job we did together.Copy !req
223. I don't know where this proprietary stance
comes from. It seems possessive.Copy !req
224. One could make the argument
that because it was Danny's idea...Copy !req
225. Hang on a minute.
We all had our own areas of expertise.Copy !req
226. I mean, without us,
it don't leave your head, mate.Copy !req
227. It just hurts, you know, because...Copy !req
228. it seemed we all agreed
to call it "the Benedict job. "Copy !req
229. That's what we called it
when we were doing it.Copy !req
230. If you wanted to call it
something else...Copy !req
231. When you have a problem,
who do you go to?Copy !req
232. - Rusty.
- Rusty.Copy !req
233. Thanks.
Let's get back on the topic.Copy !req
234. Based on what we stole, plus interest...Copy !req
235. how much does everybody owe?
- $ 17.34 million.Copy !req
236. Assuming Benedict gives us
prime plus one, which I doubt.Copy !req
237. Figure 19 to be safe.Copy !req
238. Okay, 19 each. Anybody got that?Copy !req
239. What, you think the stock market's
some great mystery...Copy !req
240. beyond the realm of human
understanding? Didn't you see the signs?Copy !req
241. I saw the signs.Copy !req
242. How much is everybody short?Copy !req
243. How much you short?Copy !req
244. Fourteen. Fourteen.Copy !req
245. - All but 5 million?
- Yeah. You gonna start with me?Copy !req
246. You don't know what it's like
to create something from scratch.Copy !req
247. - Well, with interest, I'm short 7.
- Eight.Copy !req
248. I spent about a million,
mostly on talent development.Copy !req
249. That makes it 7 for me.
Boy, the interest just kills you.Copy !req
250. - I'm light 9.
- What's the interest?Copy !req
251. - About 6.
- Then I owe 6.Copy !req
252. - How?
- What?Copy !req
253. I've been staying at my parents'.Copy !req
254. I owe 25.Copy !req
255. Hotels, man.Copy !req
256. Saul?Copy !req
257. I haven't spent it all, but I will.Copy !req
258. I'm out, fellas.Copy !req
259. As ranking old-timer,
I gotta say, I just can't do it.Copy !req
260. At my age, I think I earned
the right to be selfish.Copy !req
261. I wanna thank you all for the wonderful
opportunity. You're all aces in my book.Copy !req
262. But I want the last check
I write to bounce.Copy !req
263. Saul, you having a laugh?Copy !req
264. Saul.Copy !req
265. - I can handle Saul's share.
- You don't have to.Copy !req
266. Who would I talk to if you were all dead?Copy !req
267. That's a good point.
All right, I owe 10. Amazing?Copy !req
268. Yeah, but it's a nice place.Copy !req
269. - So that comes to...?
- Ninety-seven, give or take.Copy !req
270. He didn't find us on his own.Copy !req
271. - Someone helped him.
- Another thief.Copy !req
272. Nobody we know would
violate rule number one.Copy !req
273. What we do know is we need a job.
We need a high-paying job.Copy !req
274. We're too hot to work
anywhere in this country.Copy !req
275. - So we go abroad. How about we go...?
- We're on the 5:00.Copy !req
276. Good. Where are we going?Copy !req
277. - Amsterdam.
- Amsterdam it is.Copy !req
278. - Clock's running. Let's go.
- Never been to Amsterdam.Copy !req
279. I hear German girls are really hot.Copy !req
280. Rusty.Copy !req
281. - Amsterdam?
- Yeah.Copy !req
282. Don't tell Danny.Copy !req
283. Hey, Rusty. Rusty.Copy !req
284. Sorry, sorry. Hey.Copy !req
285. What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
286. - Nothing.
- What?Copy !req
287. - Can I...? Can I...?
- What?Copy !req
288. - Just for a second, can I talk to you?
- What's wrong?Copy !req
289. I just... I don't know.Copy !req
290. This might not be the perfect time
or whatever to talk about it.Copy !req
291. - Okay.
- I've been thinking.Copy !req
292. I've been doing my homework.Copy !req
293. And I'd really like...Copy !req
294. to play a more central role
this time around.Copy !req
295. - Right.
- I feel like I've...Copy !req
296. - Right.
- I'm ready for that, and I...Copy !req
297. Way overdue.Copy !req
298. I was wondering if I could come to
the meeting and help you guys negotiate.Copy !req
299. Okay. It's just a sit-down with Matsui.Copy !req
300. He's got his own language, this guy.Copy !req
301. I watched you and Danny really closely
last time around. I learned a ton.Copy !req
302. Linus, in my professional opinion,
you're not ready.Copy !req
303. - Okay. Yeah, I mean...
- But... But... But...Copy !req
304. if you're convinced you are ready...Copy !req
305. I can speak with Danny.
We can make this happen.Copy !req
306. But you gotta be sure.Copy !req
307. - Not sure?
- No, I am.Copy !req
308. - You're sure?
- But if I had a question, I could...Copy !req
309. - You would call me?
- Right. Okay.Copy !req
310. Any time.Copy !req
311. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
312. - All right.
- Okay. Awesome. Thank you.Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. I almost wasn't gonna
come over and say anything.Copy !req
315. Then I'd still be sleeping.Copy !req
316. - Thanks, buddy.
- Yeah.Copy !req
317. - Who's there?
- Li... It's...Copy !req
318. - What?
- It's Linus.Copy !req
319. Is Rusty here? Rusty...?Copy !req
320. - Do you know where Rusty is?
- No.Copy !req
321. So have you met Matsui?Copy !req
322. Seriously, what do you think of me...Copy !req
323. you know, in terms
of just leadership potential?Copy !req
324. The fact that we're unemployable
shouldn't enter your mind.Copy !req
325. Otherwise, you're wasting time.Copy !req
326. Don't mention Benedict
unless he does first.Copy !req
327. And if he does, tell him everything.Copy !req
328. Right. Stay on point. And don't
forget the other thing I told you.Copy !req
329. - What?
- About listening.Copy !req
330. Relax. Remember, if we don't
get this job, we're dead.Copy !req
331. Rusty, I tried calling you
all yesterday.Copy !req
332. So finally, she slams her vodka tonic
down on the tray and says:Copy !req
333. "Hey, maybe that's why
I've been feeling so warm recently. "Copy !req
334. Yeah.Copy !req
335. - So to business?
- To business.Copy !req
336. A doctor who specializes in skin diseases...Copy !req
337. will dream he has fallen asleep
in front of the television.Copy !req
338. Later, he will wake up
in front of the television...Copy !req
339. but not remember his dream.Copy !req
340. Would you agree?Copy !req
341. If all the animals along the equator
were capable of flattery...Copy !req
342. then Thanksgiving and Halloween...Copy !req
343. would fall on the same date.Copy !req
344. Yeah. Hey.Copy !req
345. When I was 4 years old...Copy !req
346. I watched my mother
kill a spider with a tea cozy.Copy !req
347. Years later, I realized it was not a spider.Copy !req
348. It was my Uncle Harold.Copy !req
349. Oh, let the sun beat down upon my faceCopy !req
350. Stars to fill my dreamsCopy !req
351. I am a traveler in both time and spaceCopy !req
352. To be where I have beenCopy !req
353. Is he all right? Are we all right?Copy !req
354. - "Kashmir"?
- Is that your idea of making a contribution?Copy !req
355. - We hadn't even started yet.
- We were this close to losing that.Copy !req
356. Okay, I don't even understand what
happened in there. What did I say?Copy !req
357. - You called his niece a whore.
- A cheap one.Copy !req
358. - She's 7.
- Confined to bed with a case of...Copy !req
359. - No, don't tell him about it.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
360. Okay. So, what does this mean?Copy !req
361. It means you stay here.Copy !req
362. The mark's name is van der Woude.
A semi-known, wealthy recluse.Copy !req
363. He claims to sell antiques,
but hasn't actually sold one.Copy !req
364. His store is his privately owned home,
which no one ever enters.Copy !req
365. But don't let van der Woude's
eccentricity fool you.Copy !req
366. The house is extremely well-protected.Copy !req
367. - What are we after?
- It's a document.Copy !req
368. It's a very old, very valuable document.Copy !req
369. - Yeah, what is it?
- A stock certificate.Copy !req
370. The first one ever issued
from the first corporation on the planet.Copy !req
371. Dutch East India Trading Company.Copy !req
372. - The only one of its kind.
- What's the take?Copy !req
373. 2.5 million euro.Copy !req
374. Wait. Each?Copy !req
375. - No.
- Who negotiated this?Copy !req
376. - That's a lot of money to a lot of people.
- Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
377. If we do one job a week at that rate,
we won't pay Benedict off until...Copy !req
378. - September 2005.
- Jesus Christ, Danny.Copy !req
379. I hear you, but it's what's available.Copy !req
380. After we pull this job off...Copy !req
381. Matsui's gonna throw us another.
It's gonna pay 10 times this one.Copy !req
382. - Which will buy an extension from Benedict.
- You hope.Copy !req
383. I hope. Now, the good news is that
Matsui gave us the system's master code.Copy !req
384. - So, what are we waiting for?
- Van der Woude.Copy !req
385. - That's the bad news.
- He never leaves.Copy !req
386. - He's agoraphobic.
- He's never been out of his house?Copy !req
387. - Not in 10 years since he moved in.
- Does he believe in fresh air?Copy !req
388. - He opens his window.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
389. - Best time of arrival.
- Means he opens his window.Copy !req
390. Every night at 1:30 he takes an Ambien,
puts on Beethoven's Third.Copy !req
391. By the fourth movement, he's out
like a light. So we go in at 3 a. M.Copy !req
392. Okay, can we tap into the system
from the phone lines?Copy !req
393. It's a closed-loop system with two servers
locked in titanium cases next to his bed.Copy !req
394. - So hacking in is out.
- Look at this.Copy !req
395. Telephone-repair truck,
basket up to the second floor.Copy !req
396. Telescoping rod through the window,
tap out the freak's code.Copy !req
397. - Dumb idea. One lane, one-way streets.
- Dumb idea.Copy !req
398. All right? Any stoppage will bring cops.Copy !req
399. The outside is covered
by five surveillance cameras.Copy !req
400. Monitored 24 hours a day
by a security company.Copy !req
401. He's got five exterior cameras?Copy !req
402. - This guy is a freak.
- Super freak.Copy !req
403. What about through the roof?Copy !req
404. - Two more cameras, pressure sensors...
- A laser net over the trap door...Copy !req
405. - Smoke the freak out.
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. - Smoke the freak out.
- Hey!Copy !req
407. - What?
- Do we have to use that term?Copy !req
408. - What term?
- "Freak. "Copy !req
409. The National Institute of Mental Health
estimates 5.6 percent of adults...Copy !req
410. develop "agraphoriaphobia. "
- Agoraphobia.Copy !req
411. Whatever. I'm just saying,
I mean, do we...?Copy !req
412. We don't need to be an
organization that labels people.Copy !req
413. Oh, now we're an organization?Copy !req
414. You'd call Emily Dickinson a freak?Copy !req
415. - Are you hosting a telethon?
- Who's Emily Dickinson?Copy !req
416. Am I the only one who feels funny
about stealing from a...?Copy !req
417. You know, a handicapped guy?Copy !req
418. - Well, I don't care.
- Hell, yeah.Copy !req
419. I feel funny about other things.Copy !req
420. Cool.Copy !req
421. But...Copy !req
422. - Yeah?
- But...Copy !req
423. - Right.
- What?Copy !req
424. - Ahab with a piggyback. Livingston?
- I can get anything.Copy !req
425. - It's done.
- Ahab with what?Copy !req
426. - Boys.
- You're making that up. That's...Copy !req
427. That whole "Ahab with a piggyback,"
that's not real?Copy !req
428. - Let me in.
- How do you think it feels...Copy !req
429. when someone bangs on the door?
- I gotta go to the toilet.Copy !req
430. Otherwise, I'm gonna shit on your feet.
Come on.Copy !req
431. Show me them specs.Copy !req
432. I've been doing this since
I'm 12 years old. You're micromanaging.Copy !req
433. You gotta find people you can delegate to.
Otherwise, you'll never have a life.Copy !req
434. I don't want a life. I want the hotel
to run like a hotel should.Copy !req
435. Reuben.Copy !req
436. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Great.Copy !req
438. - Okay. Good.
- Maybe.Copy !req
439. Fantastic.Copy !req
440. Remember in Miller's Crossing
where Turturro begs for his life?Copy !req
441. Sure. "Look into your heart. "Copy !req
442. I cry every time.Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req
444. We have no line of sight.Copy !req
445. Our only possibility, the window.
We're three inches too high.Copy !req
446. There's no clear shot, even with Basher.Copy !req
447. In the physical universe we occupy,
it cannot be done.Copy !req
448. What about the guy
from the Bulgari job?Copy !req
449. - Nagel. Spoke with him.
- Anything?Copy !req
450. Lot of ideas, none of them any good.Copy !req
451. He's pushing this new
holographic technology.Copy !req
452. Really interesting stuff, though.
He can reproduce anything 3-D.Copy !req
453. How about 97 million?Copy !req
454. We're forcing it.Copy !req
455. Yeah, we're forcing it.Copy !req
456. - You know what we haven't thought of?
- What?Copy !req
457. We turn ourselves in.Copy !req
458. - What could Benedict do to us then?
- There you go.Copy !req
459. Call the cops,
tell them we did the Bellagio job.Copy !req
460. They put us away for 20 years.
That'd teach him.Copy !req
461. I think Tess would stick around.Copy !req
462. You look great in jumpsuits.Copy !req
463. Hey...Copy !req
464. how's the hotel business?
- Sucks.Copy !req
465. - How's East Haven?
- Sucks.Copy !req
466. I don't know.Copy !req
467. Can't turn my brain off, you know.
It's me.Copy !req
468. We go into some place,
and all I can do is see the angles.Copy !req
469. It's what I do. It's what
I've always done. I love it.Copy !req
470. I don't know.Copy !req
471. Some sort of weird irony, you know?Copy !req
472. Tess watching me scratch and itch.Copy !req
473. Hey, listen. You know,
the world's gone nuts and you're...Copy !req
474. - What'd you wanna do?
- It's not attached to the adjacent buildings.Copy !req
475. - The whole house?
- We're just raising it slightly.Copy !req
476. Schumann did it in '64 in Venice
and '73 in Istanbul.Copy !req
477. - He only had a crew of six.
- We can't tilt a house.Copy !req
478. - Did it with the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
- Exactly, thank you.Copy !req
479. - It took 300 men over two years to do it.
- There's 30 pylons.Copy !req
480. We cut them, insert the jacks
and crank away.Copy !req
481. It's really our best plan,
considering it's our only plan.Copy !req
482. - Crank for how long?
- Like I said, it's our only plan.Copy !req
483. What?Copy !req
484. Oh, oh, okay, hold on.Copy !req
485. Try that.Copy !req
486. Number five. I'm a go.Copy !req
487. Master thieves who practice the long con
live separate lives as civilians.Copy !req
488. They have legitimate jobs and families...Copy !req
489. which make them
extremely difficult to catch.Copy !req
490. The greatest thief of all time was,
without question...Copy !req
491. Gaspar LeMarc, who either died
in Portugal in 1988...Copy !req
492. or in Hong Kong in 1996,
or he's still alive.Copy !req
493. We may never know for certain,
because LeMarc...Copy !req
494. was never captured or photographed...Copy !req
495. despite being active for over 50 years.Copy !req
496. Though he left behind a slew
of imitators...Copy !req
497. only one is worth mentioning
in the same breath as LeMarc:Copy !req
498. The thief we know only
as the Night Fox.Copy !req
499. So named for the small onyx figurines
he leaves behind to taunt us...Copy !req
500. the Night Fox must be considered
our number-one priority.Copy !req
501. His string of high-profile crimes are
an embarrassment to our branch...Copy !req
502. to our entire profession.Copy !req
503. We need more than traditional resources
to pursue thieves like the Night Fox.Copy !req
504. We need to train ourselves to think the
way they think, to see what they see.Copy !req
505. And we should not allow ourselves
to be distracted...Copy !req
506. I'm sorry. Someone just robbed
the van der Woude house.Copy !req
507. What?Copy !req
508. Hi, Isabel. Well, we could really use
your help on this one.Copy !req
509. I hope the scene hasn't
been contaminated.Copy !req
510. When can I speak to Mr. Van der Woude?Copy !req
511. Probably tomorrow. He's heavily sedated.Copy !req
512. We can't figure out how they disabled
the alarm. Shorted it out somehow?Copy !req
513. No, that would have triggered the system
and damaged the circuits.Copy !req
514. Well, then.
Then I don't know how they got in.Copy !req
515. They had the code. Someone other than
the owner must have known it.Copy !req
516. Impossible. Van der Woude programmed
the last nine steps of the system.Copy !req
517. He set it and never left the house again.Copy !req
518. Closed loop. Redundant servers.
Titanium encasement.Copy !req
519. It's not bad, actually.Copy !req
520. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
521. Do we know each other?Copy !req
522. - I think I saw you yesterday.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
523. Yeah, you were being chased
by the police.Copy !req
524. Chasing me? No. I don't think so.Copy !req
525. I'm quite sure it was you.Copy !req
526. Doesn't say much for the police.Copy !req
527. No, I love Rome. I love it.Copy !req
528. But there's an opening at work
the level above me, and it's...Copy !req
529. I was thinking I was gonna try out for it.
It's in Amsterdam.Copy !req
530. My mother has family there, so it'd be...
It'd be good.Copy !req
531. - He lifted the whole house?
- The whole house.Copy !req
532. - The entire house?
- The entire house.Copy !req
533. It's called a Schumann Special...Copy !req
534. named after this guy, a brilliant guy,
Max Schumann.Copy !req
535. Then he did it in Istanbul in 1973.Copy !req
536. What is it?Copy !req
537. It's where the crossbow bolt hit.Copy !req
538. The crossbow bolt?Copy !req
539. They fired from that rooftop
through this open window.Copy !req
540. With a crossbow bolt from that roof
through that window?Copy !req
541. - That's a very difficult shot.
- No, it is an impossible shot...Copy !req
542. until they raised the building.Copy !req
543. Check the pylons. They'll be elevated.Copy !req
544. - You know the name Max Schumann?
- No.Copy !req
545. - Well, they do.
- Who?Copy !req
546. The Americans.Copy !req
547. Wait a minute.Copy !req
548. Exactly. Why would they bring the drill
if they weren't planning to use it?Copy !req
549. - What?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
550. - What?
- I don't know.Copy !req
551. Congratulations. You are the second person
to crack the van der Woude safe tonight.Copy !req
552. In arriving second, Mr. Ocean,
you have joined a long line...Copy !req
553. of people who've worked hard and risked
a great deal only to get somewhere second.Copy !req
554. You don't know these people by name,
of course, because they enter oblivion.Copy !req
555. You know this word, "oblivion"?Copy !req
556. It means to be totally forgotten
by everyone forever.Copy !req
557. And it's where you would be now
if it weren't for the Bellagio heist.Copy !req
558. How does this guy know who we are?Copy !req
559. In a way, I'm responsible for you
coming to Amsterdam in the first place.Copy !req
560. I hired Matsui, and Matsui hired you.Copy !req
561. That's the guy who dimed us
to Benedict.Copy !req
562. - All of them, including Ocean.
- Yes.Copy !req
563. I find that hard to believe.
And you are?Copy !req
564. You can call me the Night Fox.Copy !req
565. The Night Fox. Okay, Mr. Night Fox.Copy !req
566. - What will this information cost me?
- Don't worry. Nothing.Copy !req
567. Nothing? Who do you think you're
dealing with? Nothing costs nothing.Copy !req
568. And this information is definitely
worth something.Copy !req
569. Let's just say our interests
are temporarily aligned.Copy !req
570. How so?Copy !req
571. Well, the information is free,
but it comes with certain conditions.Copy !req
572. - Such as?
- Restraint on your part.Copy !req
573. Restraint? That's asking a lot.
What else?Copy !req
574. Two weeks to buy themselves
out of trouble.Copy !req
575. Two weeks?Copy !req
576. I can live with that, even if they can't.Copy !req
577. Just out of curiosity,
what will you make them pay?Copy !req
578. For letting them live?
Everything they stole, plus interest.Copy !req
579. A lot of interest.Copy !req
580. But didn't your insurance
cover what was stolen?Copy !req
581. Of course.Copy !req
582. So you're asking them to double
your money?Copy !req
583. Well, do you really think that's fair?Copy !req
584. Fair? I certainly hope not.
So, what about the information?Copy !req
585. Okay. It's on your desk.Copy !req
586. He was here.
Around 3:30 this morning. I can tell.Copy !req
587. - Who?
- The Night Fox.Copy !req
588. Go down to the Dampkring
and pick up a guy called Matsui.Copy !req
589. Real name, Ian Nicolas McNally.Copy !req
590. The Night Fox was here at the same time
as the Americans? Why?Copy !req
591. That's what we're gonna find out.Copy !req
592. What is he doing?Copy !req
593. Get him out of there.Copy !req
594. God.Copy !req
595. Hello, Frank.Copy !req
596. I can't understand what we did
to this guy.Copy !req
597. - Why does he have it out for us like this?
- How did he get that code?Copy !req
598. Doesn't matter. He broke rule
number one. He's on the list.Copy !req
599. Great time for a turf war.Copy !req
600. I spoke with Frank's associate in Dublin.
She's trying to get us a name on this guy.Copy !req
601. Our train leaves tomorrow at 1:38, okay?Copy !req
602. - Where is Frank?
- I don't know.Copy !req
603. It's gonna get out. Then we'll be dead,
and no one will wanna work with us.Copy !req
604. Housekeeping.Copy !req
605. Turndown service for Mr. Ryan.Copy !req
606. Hi.Copy !req
607. Nice room.Copy !req
608. You have it all to yourself?Copy !req
609. You here to take me in?Copy !req
610. Why would I do that?
It's not as if you stole something.Copy !req
611. It's nice to see you again, Robert.Copy !req
612. You too.Copy !req
613. Of course, you've been seeing
plenty of me, haven't you?Copy !req
614. I like this one.Copy !req
615. I call it "thief? la mode. "Copy !req
616. Schumann Special, huh?Copy !req
617. I guess that's what I get
for opening my mouth.Copy !req
618. So, what about the Night Fox?Copy !req
619. Did he leave you a message?Copy !req
620. What about the figurine?
You still have it?Copy !req
621. I suppose it's a compliment in a way.Copy !req
622. I guess he's threatened by you,
though I can't imagine why.Copy !req
623. You have no idea what you're up against.Copy !req
624. The French police
think he's better than LeMarc.Copy !req
625. Well, he is French.Copy !req
626. Let me give you some advice.Copy !req
627. Find out how you offended him.
Apologize. Beg for mercy.Copy !req
628. Got to go.Copy !req
629. Any message for Frank?
He's been hanging around the station.Copy !req
630. On what charge?Copy !req
631. Well, we found a print of a size 14
Hi-Tec Magnum boot at the crime scene.Copy !req
632. And?Copy !req
633. Bought with a fraudulent credit card.Copy !req
634. From that point on, well, there's only one,
maybe two great nail salons in Amsterdam.Copy !req
635. - And you lied to us.
- Yeah, and to me.Copy !req
636. Well, Frank knew.Copy !req
637. - Frank knew you were in touch?
- I wasn't in touch.Copy !req
638. I was more like keeping tabs.Copy !req
639. - She's a cop!
- Detective, actually.Copy !req
640. - Where'd she learn all that Schumann crap?
- Dad.Copy !req
641. - What, he was a cop?
- Thief.Copy !req
642. - Oh, God. Was he good?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
643. Great. Pissed-off ex-girlfriend
whose thief father...Copy !req
644. taught her every trick in the book.Copy !req
645. Well, she just made Danny and Yen.Copy !req
646. In the next 48 hours, your pictures
will be in every police station.Copy !req
647. - Nobody looks at them.
- Nobody but cops.Copy !req
648. - Detectives.
- You'd think she'd have sympathy for us...Copy !req
649. if her old man was a thief.
- Is that sympathy or empathy?Copy !req
650. No, her old man got popped a day
before her 9th birthday. Died in jail.Copy !req
651. So I wouldn't count on much sympathy.
Or empathy.Copy !req
652. She's gonna have the hotel
under surveillance.Copy !req
653. Great. We'll just eat room service, watch
movies and wait for Benedict to kill us.Copy !req
654. - Who's on the $ 100 bill?
- Adams.Copy !req
655. - John Travolta.
- He said every problem...Copy !req
656. is an opportunity in disguise.Copy !req
657. He couldn't say that
with a. 45 in his mouth.Copy !req
658. No, you're missing the silver lining here.Copy !req
659. Now, she gave us a name, didn't she?
The Night Fox.Copy !req
660. One phone call, we're gonna find out
everything there is to know about this guy.Copy !req
661. The name is M. Diaz.
D-I-A-Z.Copy !req
662. It's a black duffel bag.Copy !req
663. The team's in Rotterdam.
The bag's in Brussels.Copy !req
664. He's the modern man:
Disconnected, frightened...Copy !req
665. paranoid, but with good reason.Copy !req
666. It's too sad to be funny.
Unusable.Copy !req
667. - I think I can get 20 minutes out of it.
- Great.Copy !req
668. I got it. The team's in Barcelona.
The bag's in Madrid.Copy !req
669. This is a moral issue
we're dealing with here.Copy !req
670. And we don't have a grease man anymore,
because he's in a bag somewhere.Copy !req
671. We got a bag man.Copy !req
672. Such an ape. An animal with no feelings.Copy !req
673. - I have feelings.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
674. I feel bad for the guy. He's in a piece
of luggage, but he's got water.Copy !req
675. - What did you want them to do?
- Get off the bus.Copy !req
676. And pick up the bag
with our friend in it.Copy !req
677. How many pro soccer teams
are fielding 50-year-old men?Copy !req
678. Rusty's not 50 years old.Copy !req
679. Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.Copy !req
680. You think I'm 50 years old?
Let me ask you something.Copy !req
681. No, wait, let me ask you something.Copy !req
682. How old do you think I am?Copy !req
683. Forty-eight.Copy !req
684. You think I'm 48 years old?Copy !req
685. Fifty-two?Copy !req
686. - Maybe he should've asked me.
- Nobody should ever ask you anything.Copy !req
687. That guy doesn't have a hard enough
life right now? You gotta...Copy !req
688. You're gonna defend him?
They put Yen in a handbag.Copy !req
689. - Can I ask you something? Ever notice...?
- If you're gonna ask a question...Copy !req
690. give me time to respond,
unless it's rhetorical...Copy !req
691. in which case the answer
is obvious: Yes.Copy !req
692. - Okay, can I ask...?
- Yes.Copy !req
693. - You ever notice that Tess looks exactly...?
- Don't ever ask that. Seriously.Copy !req
694. - Not to anyone. Especially not to her.
- Wait. Why not?Copy !req
695. Look.Copy !req
696. It's not in my nature to be mysterious...Copy !req
697. but I can't talk about it,
and I can't talk about why.Copy !req
698. - Can I ask you...? Do I look 50 to you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
699. - Really?
- Well, I mean, only from the neck up.Copy !req
700. Saul?Copy !req
701. What's the matter?Copy !req
702. Nothing.Copy !req
703. You wanna go out? It's nice.Copy !req
704. No.Copy !req
705. You wanna watch something?
The game's on.Copy !req
706. No.Copy !req
707. - You hungry? I'll heat something up.
- No.Copy !req
708. Saul, ever since you got back,
you've been acting strange.Copy !req
709. What did Danny want?Copy !req
710. Nothing.Copy !req
711. Nothing? How could he want nothing?Copy !req
712. All right, the Night Fox has a name.
Franзois Toulour.Copy !req
713. Baron Franзois Toulour.Copy !req
714. Father was a French industrialist,
mother was Italian nobility.Copy !req
715. He never met her,
but he inherited her title.Copy !req
716. The bad news is he's rich, he's bored
and he's talented.Copy !req
717. The really bad news is he was trained
by LeMarc.Copy !req
718. - This is not good.
- With the LeMarc? Gaspar LeMarc?Copy !req
719. That's the one.Copy !req
720. - Well, we're doomed.
- We're not doomed.Copy !req
721. - He's one guy, and he's French.
- Yeah.Copy !req
722. Before we get too impressed
by his background...Copy !req
723. - ... let's hear what he's done.
- He started in the '90s.Copy !req
724. Bank of Geneva, the Danish Treasury,
the Bank of Italy, AMC Amro...Copy !req
725. the Brussels Diamond Exchange,
Antwerp Diamond Exchange.Copy !req
726. - Wait, wait. All those in the 1990s?
- I'm only up to '96.Copy !req
727. - Seriously?
- In '97, he went through an art phase.Copy !req
728. He hit the Tate in London, the Louvre
in Paris, twice, and the Prado.Copy !req
729. Wait. No, no, hang on. The Prado Museum
in '97? That was Moretti.Copy !req
730. - Everybody knows that...
- He is Moretti. It's one of his aliases.Copy !req
731. Okay, I'll skip to my favorite.Copy !req
732. In 2002, he stole the king of Morocco's
200-foot yacht. Vanished into thin air.Copy !req
733. Crew surfaced days later in a life raft.
Couldn't remember a thing.Copy !req
734. - How do you hide a 200-foot yacht?
- If the king knows, he's not telling.Copy !req
735. He got it back a month later. He now plays
tennis with Toulour every weekend.Copy !req
736. - We're in some serious trouble here.
- Copy that.Copy !req
737. - So, what do we do?
- We respond.Copy !req
738. - Respond? How?
- In kind.Copy !req
739. Mr. Ocean.Copy !req
740. You broke rule number one,
and that has consequences.Copy !req
741. Oh, you must be talking about
the paintings.Copy !req
742. Don't worry. You'll be dead in five days,
and I'll get my paintings back.Copy !req
743. - Unless you have an accident first.
- I don't think so, Daniel.Copy !req
744. Perhaps I should explain to you
why I'm tormenting you.Copy !req
745. I'd like that.Copy !req
746. Last month I was in Portugal
to see my mentor.Copy !req
747. - LeMarc.
- Indeed.Copy !req
748. A very loud and annoying American
businessman was there the same day.Copy !req
749. He worked for a big insurance company.Copy !req
750. He's the one who suggested Benedict
to you as a potential mark.Copy !req
751. - You know the man?
- What about him?Copy !req
752. He said it was the most
beautiful job he'd ever seen.Copy !req
753. He went on and on about this job,
and then he said...Copy !req
754. it showed you were the greatest
thief in the world.Copy !req
755. But the worst part is that LeMarc
never corrected him.Copy !req
756. I told LeMarc that you can't be
better than me.Copy !req
757. And he answered that it was impossible
to know for sure.Copy !req
758. So I thought about that for, like,
three weeks in a row, day and night.Copy !req
759. And then suddenly, I realized that
he was actually right.Copy !req
760. It is impossible to compare one theft
to the other.Copy !req
761. So I guess the only way to know
who's the best of us for sure...Copy !req
762. is to go after the same object.
Do the same job.Copy !req
763. Don't you think that would be fun?Copy !req
764. You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of
people's lives so you can play out a game.Copy !req
765. You're gonna regret it.Copy !req
766. Come on, Mr. Ocean.Copy !req
767. How are you gonna possibly get
$97 million by next Wednesday?Copy !req
768. Especially if every safe you crack
between now and then is already empty?Copy !req
769. Whereas if you accept my challenge
and win...Copy !req
770. I promise I'll pay your debt
to Benedict...Copy !req
771. and LeMarc will hold my money
in escrow as a guarantee.Copy !req
772. What are we stealing?Copy !req
773. The famous Faberg? Coronation Egg.Copy !req
774. - Was that your idea or LeMarc's?
- I think he would agree...Copy !req
775. that it's the most appropriate thing
for us to compete over.Copy !req
776. Where is it located?Copy !req
777. The egg left Paris this morning
on its way to Rome.Copy !req
778. It travels with heavy security and usually
with one or more replicas.Copy !req
779. Sometimes they even show the replicas
without anybody knowing.Copy !req
780. When the egg goes on display
Monday morning...Copy !req
781. you'll have 48 hours to steal it
before your deadline's up.Copy !req
782. When the deadline passes
and you don't have the egg...Copy !req
783. LeMarc will know who's the best.Copy !req
784. - Rusty's phone.
- Who is this?Copy !req
785. Nicole. Who's this?Copy !req
786. Nagel. Where's Rusty?Copy !req
787. He said if you called,
to say he was at Gunther's.Copy !req
788. Gunther's? What's that about?
Did he say something?Copy !req
789. Do you have a message?Copy !req
790. Yes, I do. Tell him this thing is gonna
cost him double what I told him.Copy !req
791. And tell him I had to go three times
as thin on the layers.Copy !req
792. And tell him if he wants it tomorrow,
it should cost him more than double.Copy !req
793. And tell him this thing is beautiful.Copy !req
794. Would fool the bloody Romanovs
themselves.Copy !req
795. And tell him I'm being a nice guy.
And tell him he dresses like a gigolo.Copy !req
796. Is that it?Copy !req
797. Yeah. No. Tell him having
a sexy female assistant...Copy !req
798. is such a terrible clich?Copy !req
799. Can I get a coffee or something?Copy !req
800. Thanks. Just a cappuccino or espresso.Copy !req
801. Well...Copy !req
802. You call me on Saturday
and ask me to come into my office...Copy !req
803. and sign a 1077...Copy !req
804. and you can't even tell me
what they are after?Copy !req
805. - I can come to your house.
- I'm leaving for Naples in two hours.Copy !req
806. - We'll talk about this on Wednesday.
- It'll be gone by Wednesday.Copy !req
807. - What? What? What will be gone?
- Something worth signing a 1077 for.Copy !req
808. Ryan and his friends
did the Bellagio casino heist in 2001.Copy !req
809. - I am telling you, this is serious...
- If that's true...Copy !req
810. - ... then we should call the American FBI...
- No, no, no.Copy !req
811. - Maurizio, listen to me.
- Agent Lahiri...Copy !req
812. a 1077 is not a small thing.Copy !req
813. Unless you can tell me what they are after,
there is no point in discussing it.Copy !req
814. Hey...Copy !req
815. Because LeMarc stole it in 1980
when 23 others failed.Copy !req
816. Because the Night Fox is trying to prove
he's better than Ryan and his friends.Copy !req
817. This is ridiculous.
You say the egg will be stolen.Copy !req
818. Then you say LeMarc already stole it
24 years ago.Copy !req
819. - Which one is it?
- Both.Copy !req
820. What?Copy !req
821. LeMarc's wife made him
put the egg back.Copy !req
822. When I signed a 1077 for you
on the Bulgari case...Copy !req
823. you requisitioned 30 of my men
for three months and made zero arrests.Copy !req
824. I won't do it again.Copy !req
825. First, we cannot go at night.Copy !req
826. The laser grid in the Great Hall's
impossible to beat.Copy !req
827. - Nothing's impossible.
- This is impossible.Copy !req
828. It's in constant motion, programmed
to improvise randomly...Copy !req
829. meaning we can't
plan our way through.Copy !req
830. All right.Copy !req
831. So it's a daytime play.Copy !req
832. We're still short three on the inside
since Isabel made you and Yen and Danny.Copy !req
833. We could try a Smuggler's Paradise.Copy !req
834. - It hasn't worked since the '50s.
- '54, actually.Copy !req
835. What's option two?Copy !req
836. Baby Jane, Squeaky Wheel,
followed by a Number-Two Son.Copy !req
837. It's complicated, but it's got a high
success rate. The only problem is...Copy !req
838. We can't do it without a grease man
on the inside, without Yen.Copy !req
839. We'll have to risk it.
We'll put him in disguise.Copy !req
840. 10:10, I leave the caf?
proceed west. 10:11?Copy !req
841. - I enter the second-floor bathroom.
- 10:13?Copy !req
842. Approach the Spanish Steps
from the south.Copy !req
843. Basher and I enter by the main entrance.Copy !req
844. - 10:15?
- I help Yen into the ventilation duct.Copy !req
845. - 10:18?
- I move Reuben to the Egg Room.Copy !req
846. - I pause in the Great Hall while...
- I go to the Egg Room.Copy !req
847. - 10:21?
- Yen enters the mainframe room.Copy !req
848. He cuts power to grid 14-A.
He radios me. I signal Linus.Copy !req
849. - I then go to the Egg Room.
- 10:22?Copy !req
850. I drop my keys and move Reuben
to his mark.Copy !req
851. - I blind camera one.
- I blind camera two.Copy !req
852. - I blind camera three.
- Camera four.Copy !req
853. - I make the switch.
- Right.Copy !req
854. - 10:24?
- I pull to the corner of the main entrance.Copy !req
855. I meet Danny at the Steps.
We head north. 10:25?Copy !req
856. Turk and I make the drop.Copy !req
857. All right. Really good stuff, guys.Copy !req
858. Really good work. All right,
we'll pick it up here in an hour.Copy !req
859. It's a slam-dunk.Copy !req
860. - Great.
- 10:45, we all get arrested.Copy !req
861. You bet.Copy !req
862. - How was Toulour?
- He was predictable.Copy !req
863. You hear from Nagel?Copy !req
864. He'll be here.Copy !req
865. That's a lot to presume
from a guy like Nagel.Copy !req
866. Follow it up.Copy !req
867. This is Isabel.Copy !req
868. It's Johan. I just set a 6:00 meeting
for you with an Andre Ciment...Copy !req
869. who says he had four paintings stolen
from his house in Lake Como.Copy !req
870. - And when was this?
- Sometime Friday.Copy !req
871. He's missing two Monets,
a Turner and a Degas.Copy !req
872. - Which Degas was it?
- Blue Dancers.Copy !req
873. Supposedly, there's surveillance video,
but I haven't been able to confirm that yet.Copy !req
874. It is all about error correction.Copy !req
875. Three thousand separate,
translucent, digital slivers...Copy !req
876. instead of the 1000
I thought it would be.Copy !req
877. Thank God it doesn't have to move.Copy !req
878. Re-creating the lighting was a pain.
It's a mixture of tungsten and real light.Copy !req
879. But I think the color rendition
is pretty damn accurate.Copy !req
880. Batteries are in the base.
Two minutes maximum.Copy !req
881. You're good.Copy !req
882. - It's good, Roman. You're a genius.
- I think I am.Copy !req
883. You'd have never got past that grid.Copy !req
884. That's why you're paying me double.Copy !req
885. - What? No, no, no.
- You got my message.Copy !req
886. - Who's that sexy phone voice? Early Bond.
- What message?Copy !req
887. The message I left with
Sexy Phone Voice Nicole.Copy !req
888. On your mobile.Copy !req
889. Got something going
with Gunther? Am I in?Copy !req
890. - Okay, when did you leave the message?
- Two days ago.Copy !req
891. She had your phone.Copy !req
892. - She has your...?
- Yeah.Copy !req
893. - That means that she's...?
- Yeah.Copy !req
894. - Well, you better...
- Yeah.Copy !req
895. - That's great.
- I mean...Copy !req
896. So...? So who's got my money?Copy !req
897. Who has got my bloody money?Copy !req
898. Jesus.Copy !req
899. Sorry to hear about your mom.Copy !req
900. She was an amazing...Copy !req
901. Well, I thought so, at least.Copy !req
902. She hated you.
I should've picked up on that.Copy !req
903. - She hated all thieves.
- No wonder you fought.Copy !req
904. Excuse me?Copy !req
905. - May I have my phone back?
- No.Copy !req
906. - That's a nice pull, by the way.
- Thanks.Copy !req
907. Did you get that tingling sensation
down your spine when you did it?Copy !req
908. Or is that none of my business?Copy !req
909. You considered a career change?Copy !req
910. Have you?Copy !req
911. I tried hotels.Copy !req
912. I'm better at this.Copy !req
913. Went by the caf? for some tiramisu.Copy !req
914. - It wasn't the same.
- Who's the Night Fox?Copy !req
915. - They did something to the eggs.
- Why accept his challenge?Copy !req
916. Because he'll lose.Copy !req
917. And how can you beat him?Copy !req
918. We can't.Copy !req
919. You're not making any sense.Copy !req
920. Okay.Copy !req
921. The Bulgari job you pulled with Frank
when we were together...Copy !req
922. I knew it was you.Copy !req
923. Why didn't you say something?Copy !req
924. Why didn't you...Copy !req
925. Robert?Copy !req
926. I didn't want it to end.Copy !req
927. You assumed it would.Copy !req
928. Was I wrong?Copy !req
929. You shouldn't be here.Copy !req
930. I have a meeting.Copy !req
931. Someone stole a whole bunch
of paintings in Lake Como.Copy !req
932. Interesting. Any leads?Copy !req
933. The next time I see you...Copy !req
934. I'm arresting you.Copy !req
935. And Ocean and anybody else I recognize.Copy !req
936. Fair enough.Copy !req
937. - Ready?
- Right.Copy !req
938. Yes, of course I do.Copy !req
939. My Blue Dancers, my Degas.Copy !req
940. They took it, unfortunately,
and I really would like...Copy !req
941. Do you have any enemies?Copy !req
942. Anybody out there who would
feel wronged by you?Copy !req
943. No. I can't see anyone.Copy !req
944. But why? You think...
You think maybe the thief...Copy !req
945. is trying to harm me personally now?Copy !req
946. Well, I assumed he was after
the paintings themselves.Copy !req
947. I think it's enough.Copy !req
948. Ready?Copy !req
949. Good?Copy !req
950. I have something you might be
interested in.Copy !req
951. It's a DVD with all the hidden
surveillance cameras I have to my place.Copy !req
952. It's plenty. I haven't checked it out yet.Copy !req
953. Maybe the thieves have been
careless enough to be photographed.Copy !req
954. I doubt it, this level of thief,
but I'll take a look.Copy !req
955. Yeah. You never know.Copy !req
956. Okay. Well, merci.Copy !req
957. Thank you, Mademoiselle Lahiri,
for everything.Copy !req
958. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye.Copy !req
959. Mademoiselle Lahiri.Copy !req
960. Did you get the faxed copy
of the 1077? Good.Copy !req
961. Here's what I need:
A dozen... Twelve uniformed officers.Copy !req
962. Metal detectors, extra cameras.Copy !req
963. So I'll e-mail you the photographs.
Do you happen to have a pen?Copy !req
964. I'll just give you the names. Okay.Copy !req
965. Livingston Dell, male, Caucasian,
5'6", 150 pounds.Copy !req
966. Virgil Malloy, male, Caucasian,
5'10", 160 pounds.Copy !req
967. Robert Ryan, male, Caucasian...Copy !req
968. - Hello?
- Buon giorno, Mr. Eisenhower.Copy !req
969. This is your 5 a. M. Wake-up call.Copy !req
970. - Really?
- Yes, I'm afraid.Copy !req
971. Have a nice day, sir.Copy !req
972. - Hey.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
973. - What...? Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
- It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.Copy !req
974. It's 11:30.Copy !req
975. The night before.Copy !req
976. But...Copy !req
977. Oh, he's mean.
He's just mean-spirited.Copy !req
978. - How many espressos did you have?
- Five.Copy !req
979. Yeah, come on.Copy !req
980. I don't know if she's just confused...Copy !req
981. or she's really turned the corner
and hates me now.Copy !req
982. You think I handled this wrong?Copy !req
983. I was too forceful.
I was too American.Copy !req
984. She's different.Copy !req
985. Maybe you're right,
maybe she has moved on.Copy !req
986. You know, I talked to a doctor
about getting that tattoo removed.Copy !req
987. But given its location,
he advised against it.Copy !req
988. That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.Copy !req
989. I mean, what's this guy's problem?Copy !req
990. He's stitched us up twice in two weeks,
all over his ego.Copy !req
991. It's the first decent evening we've
had together in I don't know how long.Copy !req
992. All right, all right,
let's just stay on point here.Copy !req
993. Let's go over the list again.Copy !req
994. Who died and made you Danny?Copy !req
995. No one.Copy !req
996. I'm sorry. My emotions
are all over the place.Copy !req
997. I was forceful, trying
to show good leadership...Copy !req
998. - For fuck's sake. Let's go.
- You're a good leader.Copy !req
999. Thanks.Copy !req
1000. All right, well,
let's go over the list again.Copy !req
1001. - Swinging Priest?
- Not enough people.Copy !req
1002. - Crazy Larry?
- Not enough people.Copy !req
1003. - Soft Shoulder?
- Not enough people.Copy !req
1004. - Baker's Dozen?
- No woman and not enough people.Copy !req
1005. Hell in a Hand basket?Copy !req
1006. We can't train a cat that quickly.
And not enough people.Copy !req
1007. - What about Tess?
- What about her?Copy !req
1008. Well, you know how she
kind of looks like...Copy !req
1009. - So what?
- Yeah, what's your point?Copy !req
1010. So we do a Lookie-loo.Copy !req
1011. - It's a Lookie-loo with a Bundle of Joy.
- A Lookie-loo with Tess...Copy !req
1012. and a Bundle of Joy?Copy !req
1013. You've gone right out of your tree,
my son. He's mad.Copy !req
1014. It's crazy. It's Italian-television crazy,
and we're still one short.Copy !req
1015. No, think about it. She can get near the egg
during daylight with half the system down.Copy !req
1016. I mean, that's a trifecta.Copy !req
1017. He might be right. Make the calls.Copy !req
1018. Linus Caldwell, you are not
following the procedures...Copy !req
1019. Danny talked about
if Terry Benedict shows up.Copy !req
1020. Something is wrong. What is wrong?Copy !req
1021. Danny's fine. He's with Rusty.Copy !req
1022. During this part of the plan,
they can't communicate with us.Copy !req
1023. Promise he isn't hurt.Copy !req
1024. I promise he isn't hurt.Copy !req
1025. You're gonna miss the deadline.Copy !req
1026. Danny would be thrilled if you met him
in Rome when the job's finished.Copy !req
1027. He misses you like crazy.Copy !req
1028. Plus, you studied art,
so I know how much you love Rome.Copy !req
1029. There's no downside here.Copy !req
1030. Wow, they're bringing you
along fast, aren't they?Copy !req
1031. Yes. Danny would be more thrilled...Copy !req
1032. if you were on the 7 p. M. Out of JFK,
which means you have to leave right now.Copy !req
1033. I thought I'd requested a midsize.Copy !req
1034. - Danny here?
- He wanted to be.Copy !req
1035. Did you have a nice flight? We weren't
sure if you were a window or aisle person.Copy !req
1036. - How long's Danny been in jail?
- Just a couple of days, really.Copy !req
1037. Which, you know, on the bright side,
he's completely safe from Benedict.Copy !req
1038. He told me everything was fine.
He lied right to me.Copy !req
1039. What I think he meant by "fine"
is we're running low on time and money...Copy !req
1040. and we're deeper in debt
than when we started.Copy !req
1041. I assume that you have a plan
to get him out.Copy !req
1042. - Actually, she sounds like her.
- No, she needs a Southern accent.Copy !req
1043. - Can you do a Southern...?
- What the hell is going on with you guys?Copy !req
1044. Not quite. The accent is crucial.
It's the first thing people notice.Copy !req
1045. - This ridiculous car, what is it doing?
- Okay, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1046. All right, I'm just gonna level with you.
Due to certain personnel losses...Copy !req
1047. that we have sustained...Copy !req
1048. we're... Various readjustments
had to be made.Copy !req
1049. You're gonna have to play a small role
in this thing.Copy !req
1050. Okay? So can you put these on?Copy !req
1051. I'd like you to put this hat on.Copy !req
1052. You're gonna put on that,
and you're gonna stuff it with that.Copy !req
1053. And we'll turn around,
just give you a little moment.Copy !req
1054. Small role.Copy !req
1055. Who am I supposed to be?Copy !req
1056. Well...Copy !req
1057. Oh, really?Copy !req
1058. Well, absolutely.Copy !req
1059. I can have... We can make
the suite available.Copy !req
1060. No, no, no trouble at all.Copy !req
1061. I mean, we would love... We are honored
that she would think of us again.Copy !req
1062. Okay.Copy !req
1063. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1064. Bye.Copy !req
1065. How is this going to get Danny out?Copy !req
1066. - We needed someone famous.
- Why didn't you get someone famous?Copy !req
1067. Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.Copy !req
1068. She wasn't in
Four Weddings and a Funeral.Copy !req
1069. "I."I wasn't in
Four Weddings and a Funeral. "Copy !req
1070. Just protect your fake baby.Copy !req
1071. I'm hyperventilating.Copy !req
1072. - Welcome back, Signora Roberts.
- Thank you. She's very tired.Copy !req
1073. - Take it. Take it.
- Okay.Copy !req
1074. Oh, let's hide. Let's hide.Copy !req
1075. Julia?Copy !req
1076. My name is Teresa.Copy !req
1077. I thought I saw a friend of mine,
someone that I know.Copy !req
1078. No, absolutely not. You can't turn off
the pressure sensors. No.Copy !req
1079. Well, she can't touch it.Copy !req
1080. She's a movie star.
She's not the pope, for Chris sake.Copy !req
1081. You're from Smyrna, Georgia.
You were born in 1967.Copy !req
1082. - You like croquet and knitting.
- Your middle name is Fiona.Copy !req
1083. You've got 10 dogs, seven horses.Copy !req
1084. - Your favorite color is peach.
- She doesn't have more horses than dogs.Copy !req
1085. - I can't do this. I can't.
- Tess, we're out of time.Copy !req
1086. - "Julia," please.
- Julia.Copy !req
1087. No, we understand you're feeling
insecure. That is totally natural.Copy !req
1088. - You're playing an actress. They're insecure.
- No, I'm not insecure. I'm freaking out.Copy !req
1089. - Yes. That's right.
- Brilliant!Copy !req
1090. You're playing a role.Copy !req
1091. No, you're playing a role.
I'm apparently playing a real person.Copy !req
1092. - Yeah, so?
- It's just wrong.Copy !req
1093. You mean, like, morally?Copy !req
1094. No. Well, yes.Copy !req
1095. Probably... It's not the point.
The point is you want me to speak...Copy !req
1096. for someone who's out there somewhere.
It's too personal.Copy !req
1097. More personal than your husband
doing 25-to-life?Copy !req
1098. He won't do 25-to-life. Benedict will
have him killed immediately.Copy !req
1099. - Don't.
- I'm sorry, that was stupid.Copy !req
1100. We're gonna be in and out in 10 minutes.
We have to. That's our time frame.Copy !req
1101. You don't even have to talk. Give them
a big smile, wave at the cameras.Copy !req
1102. - That's all she ever does.
- But if you do say something...Copy !req
1103. don't forget your accent.
Drop your G's, and longer vowels.Copy !req
1104. Room service.Copy !req
1105. It's gonna be fine.
You've gotta remember something.Copy !req
1106. You are an image to these people.
You're like an object.Copy !req
1107. Nobody actually knows you.
The last thing this is gonna be is personal.Copy !req
1108. - Aren't you overdue?
- Why are you in Rome?Copy !req
1109. - I'm here on vacation.
- I love you.Copy !req
1110. You are not supposed to fly
eight months pregnant.Copy !req
1111. - I know.
- Is Danny here?Copy !req
1112. - Of course.
- Danny.Copy !req
1113. - No, no, I mean, he has...
- He's working?Copy !req
1114. - Yes. Yes and no. He's working.
- In Rome?Copy !req
1115. - Bruce. Glen Snackwell, publicity.
- Hey, Glen.Copy !req
1116. - I'm a big fan.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1117. Great. You fired Marcy?Copy !req
1118. You fired Marcy. Two weeks ago,
you told me I should go with Marcy.Copy !req
1119. - I'm sorry.
- Tell him what happened with Marcy, Glen.Copy !req
1120. - There's a story?
- Always a story with Marcy.Copy !req
1121. - Marcy... Marcy...
- You look fantastic.Copy !req
1122. - Such a surprise.
- You should sit down.Copy !req
1123. I'm with the studio.
Marcy's still very much in the picture.Copy !req
1124. I just wanted to get you for a second.Copy !req
1125. We're looking to come off
this baby thing strong.Copy !req
1126. You know, that little statue on the mantle
starts smirking at you after a while.Copy !req
1127. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1128. - Not really, Glen, no.
- Sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
1129. Hey, Jules, that reminds me.Copy !req
1130. I've been meaning to call you
since the girls and I were in Taos.Copy !req
1131. - It's so good to see you.
- Come here. These are a mess.Copy !req
1132. Anyway, Tallulah left her
SpongeBob blanket in the red casita.Copy !req
1133. - Okay.
- So, what I wanna do... Here.Copy !req
1134. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1135. - Thanks, Bruce.
- Is call Marcus...Copy !req
1136. and have him get ahold of Louise
so we can make arrangements to get it.Copy !req
1137. He's home now, right?Copy !req
1138. - Marcus...
- I need to talk to Marcus.Copy !req
1139. - That's so funny. What a coincidence.
- Go ahead. Talk to him.Copy !req
1140. Over by the window, with the reception.Copy !req
1141. - Hello?
- Hello, Marcus?Copy !req
1142. No, it's Julia. Who's this?Copy !req
1143. It's Julia. I'm with Bruce Willis.Copy !req
1144. You're with Bruce right now?Copy !req
1145. Can I speak with him?
Oh, yes, Tallulah's SpongeBob.Copy !req
1146. - I'm sorry, can I talk to him for a sec?
- Did it drop out?Copy !req
1147. - Yes, it fell out.
- That's been happening all week.Copy !req
1148. - Put that phone away right now.
- What?Copy !req
1149. Hang it up and put it away.Copy !req
1150. Do you have any idea how vulnerable...Copy !req
1151. a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic
field created by your cell phone?Copy !req
1152. You might as well point a gun
at her stomach.Copy !req
1153. - I'm Bruce Willis.
- Simon Leopold.Copy !req
1154. - I am Julia's physician.
- He's a doctor.Copy !req
1155. What happened to Dr. Webber?Copy !req
1156. - You know, Doc...? He was sick.
- Dr. Webber is on vacation.Copy !req
1157. - Well, he's sick.
- He's sick on vacation.Copy !req
1158. - Sick on vacation.
- Don't you hate that? Sick on vacation.Copy !req
1159. Sorry to have jumped on you, Mr. Willis.
You do very good actings.Copy !req
1160. Thank you.Copy !req
1161. - Snack bar.
- Snackwell.Copy !req
1162. It doesn't matter. If we are to get there
at 4:00 and do that...Copy !req
1163. - I say 50-50.
- Closer than that.Copy !req
1164. - 2- 1 they don't make it to the museum.
- 5- 1 they don't make it to the Egg Room.Copy !req
1165. What?Copy !req
1166. - She's still my wife.
- She's a novice. You said so.Copy !req
1167. - Led by an apprentice.
- Being tracked by a pro.Copy !req
1168. You want her to win.Copy !req
1169. - Which her?
- You know which her.Copy !req
1170. - The one that started all this.
- Right.Copy !req
1171. - Good. For a minute...
- Why would I say that? It's not her fault.Copy !req
1172. - It wasn't.
- Okay, then.Copy !req
1173. - Good.
- Good.Copy !req
1174. - I'm confused.
- Yeah, who are you talking about?Copy !req
1175. - Isabel.
- Tess.Copy !req
1176. - I loved it, but I figured it out.
- Not a lot of people did.Copy !req
1177. - That's amazing.
- The second she doesn't...Copy !req
1178. talk to you in the restaurant, I knew...Copy !req
1179. You figured that out.Copy !req
1180. - Yeah, I mean, the movie still works for me.
- Great.Copy !req
1181. Can we just...? Does she really
need to be rushing this quickly?Copy !req
1182. - She's practically jogging.
- In Thailand...Copy !req
1183. mothers routinely give birth in
rice paddies and then go right back to work.Copy !req
1184. - Amazing women over there.
- Rice paddy?Copy !req
1185. She will not have it in a rice paddy.
She'll be at her own paddy.Copy !req
1186. And she will be very comfortable
because she will be strong...Copy !req
1187. from this walk and this exercise.Copy !req
1188. Was she worth it?Copy !req
1189. Was Tess?Copy !req
1190. The moment that she doesn't talk to you
in the restaurant, I knew.Copy !req
1191. - Your friends didn't tell you?
- No.Copy !req
1192. - That's when you figured it out, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1193. - But the movie was still enjoyable for me.
- Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
1194. If everybody's so freaking smart, how come
the movie did $675 million worldwide...Copy !req
1195. theatrical?Copy !req
1196. Julia. Doctor.Copy !req
1197. Doctor, you might wanna
call the rice paddy now.Copy !req
1198. Seal off the museum. Nobody in or out.Copy !req
1199. - Bring... Bring it, bring it.
- Quickly, quickly.Copy !req
1200. - Sit her down. Sit her down.
- Everybody just relax.Copy !req
1201. - Can you hear me? Talk to me.
- She is fine. She is fine.Copy !req
1202. She's good? Okay, that's it.
We're done here. No more pictures.Copy !req
1203. - Thank you, Bruce Willis.
- Just don't worry.Copy !req
1204. - Thank you, museum. We are code four.
- Walk slowly, like you're doing.Copy !req
1205. We'll get you into the car
as fast as we can.Copy !req
1206. Okay, we're not stopping. Don't stop.Copy !req
1207. - Hello.
- We're on our way out.Copy !req
1208. Isabel Lahiri, I'm with the museum.
It is so great to meet you.Copy !req
1209. - We're very late.
- I'm sorry, this won't take long.Copy !req
1210. I don't wanna be an annoying fan,
but my boyfriend is such a huge fan.Copy !req
1211. I can't let you leave unless you sign
something for him. Do you mind?Copy !req
1212. - That's very unorthodox.
- Sorry, it won't take long.Copy !req
1213. - What's his name?
- His name's Robert.Copy !req
1214. Aren't you a lefty?
I thought you were a lefty.Copy !req
1215. She is a lefty.Copy !req
1216. Often pregnant women
become ambidextrous.Copy !req
1217. You are a big fan.Copy !req
1218. She doesn't necessarily
have to sign lefty.Copy !req
1219. Oh, thanks so much. This is great.Copy !req
1220. Okay. We're on the move.Copy !req
1221. Thank you. You take care, now.Copy !req
1222. And one more thing.
I just got off the phone...Copy !req
1223. with someone called Marcy who put you
on a plane from Taos, New Mexico to L. A...Copy !req
1224. where you have a 1:00 meeting
about a film, Clowns Can't Sleep.Copy !req
1225. Anyway, she just wanted me to let you
know everyone's running a little late...Copy !req
1226. and was wondering if you could
make it at 1:30 instead.Copy !req
1227. I knew it.Copy !req
1228. Shame on you.Copy !req
1229. I don't think we've met. Bruce.Copy !req
1230. Isabel Lahiri. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1231. Do you really have a boyfriend?Copy !req
1232. Or were you just...? Was that just
part of the whole thing with them?Copy !req
1233. So how'd it go?Copy !req
1234. You Lahiri?Copy !req
1235. I'm Section Chief Molly Starr.Copy !req
1236. I spoke to a very nice man at Europol
this morning, Commissioner Greisman.Copy !req
1237. He wants you on the next flight
to Amsterdam.Copy !req
1238. There seems to be some irregularity
with your paperwork.Copy !req
1239. That one.Copy !req
1240. Let's start with that one.Copy !req
1241. Imagine yourself in a room...Copy !req
1242. that's too short for you to stand up in
and not wide enough for you to lie down in.Copy !req
1243. A room with no light, no heat...Copy !req
1244. and stone walls scratched by the teeth
and nails of desperate men...Copy !req
1245. men driven crazy by isolation.Copy !req
1246. You will have rats for company...Copy !req
1247. and a small window that looks out
on the world that has passed you by.Copy !req
1248. Your parents will grow old and die,
just like your dreams.Copy !req
1249. Your friends will forget your name,
tell your stories as their own...Copy !req
1250. because what good is a story when
the person who owns it has vanished?Copy !req
1251. - What do you want?
- Testify against the others...Copy !req
1252. in the Benedict case.Copy !req
1253. The Italian charges will be dropped.Copy !req
1254. You and the others will be extradited
to the U.S. This afternoon.Copy !req
1255. Plead, and you walk with parole.Copy !req
1256. I can't.Copy !req
1257. Think about it, Linus.Copy !req
1258. For a moment there,
I was already forgetting your name.Copy !req
1259. Wait.Copy !req
1260. Just hang on a sec.Copy !req
1261. Linus.Copy !req
1262. Right. Thanks.Copy !req
1263. You okay?Copy !req
1264. - Well, I blew the meet with Matsui.
- Matsui?Copy !req
1265. Let me guess. He pulled
a Lost in Translation on you.Copy !req
1266. That's his idea of fun for first-timers.Copy !req
1267. - I mean... How do I not see these things?
- Don't get down on yourself.Copy !req
1268. - Obvious.
- We talked about this.Copy !req
1269. I hope Danny and Rusty appreciate the job
you did in a tight jam. I am proud of you.Copy !req
1270. - Thanks.
- We both are.Copy !req
1271. - You...? You told Dad?
- I had to, sweetheart.Copy !req
1272. - You told Dad?
- We were on vacation.Copy !req
1273. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1274. Great. Thanks. You're gonna be
dining out on this one for months.Copy !req
1275. "Hey, remember the time your mom
had to come to Rome... "Copy !req
1276. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1277. Every time with him. It's like...Copy !req
1278. It's like a...
It's like a...Copy !req
1279. That was for keeping me in the dark.
And that... That...Copy !req
1280. is for making me a master thief.Copy !req
1281. - And that...
- Okay.Copy !req
1282. is for ruining our
second third anniversary.Copy !req
1283. Okay. Okay? Come here.Copy !req
1284. I'm sorry I kept you in the dark.Copy !req
1285. I'm sorry that I made you a thief.Copy !req
1286. - Master.
- Master thief.Copy !req
1287. And I'm very sorry that I ruined
our second third anniversary.Copy !req
1288. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1289. You forgive me?Copy !req
1290. - A little.
- All right.Copy !req
1291. What was Bruce Willis like? Was he...?Copy !req
1292. Follow it. That's Ryan's car.
Follow that one.Copy !req
1293. Hey, wait, wait!Copy !req
1294. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
1295. Your father's alive, Izzy.Copy !req
1296. Your mom lied to you...Copy !req
1297. to keep you from him. He's alive.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
1298. When they divorced, she told him if he
contacted you, she'd go to the cops...Copy !req
1299. with everything to put him in jail.Copy !req
1300. How do you know that?Copy !req
1301. And why should I believe you?
I don't believe you, okay?Copy !req
1302. You know where he is?Copy !req
1303. I know somebody who does.Copy !req
1304. There's nothing back there
but a forged 1077.Copy !req
1305. - No. Really? No.
- No.Copy !req
1306. That'd be horrible.Copy !req
1307. It's hard, you know, for dinners.Copy !req
1308. Well, you must have very good contacts.Copy !req
1309. I hear it usually takes days
to buy your way out.Copy !req
1310. - Tess, this is Franзois Toulour.
- Madame Ocean, at last.Copy !req
1311. - Hello.
- He's French.Copy !req
1312. Shouldn't you be somewhere else
by now, like...Copy !req
1313. Outer Mongolia, maybe?Copy !req
1314. Well, before we get to that,
we just wanted to ask you one question.Copy !req
1315. - What is that?
- How'd you do it?Copy !req
1316. Oh, so that's why you came.
You wanna know.Copy !req
1317. Well, I guess that's normal.Copy !req
1318. But I got another deal for you.Copy !req
1319. You both recognize that I'm the best,
and I'll tell you my secret.Copy !req
1320. - Yeah.
- That...Copy !req
1321. Make it if you get him to tell us...Copy !req
1322. and tell him that he is the best.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
1323. - I won't tell him because you're the best.
- All right. Thank you.Copy !req
1324. All right.Copy !req
1325. We'll tell you you're the best
after you tell us how you did it.Copy !req
1326. How can I refuse
a dying man's last request?Copy !req
1327. The egg arrived in Rome at 6:45 p. M.
The Saturday before it went on display.Copy !req
1328. - It was at the museum by 8 p. M.
- Wait a minute, hold on.Copy !req
1329. You stole it that evening?
With the museum locked down?Copy !req
1330. How'd you get in the building?
How'd you get past the sensors?Copy !req
1331. Why didn't my recon team see you?Copy !req
1332. - Don't touch my thing.
- I didn't touch your thing. Like it works.Copy !req
1333. You got greasy hands, you put them
on the lens. Now I can't see.Copy !req
1334. - You can't see anything.
- I see you. You look like a retard.Copy !req
1335. You look like a retard.Copy !req
1336. I'll pay you a million dollars if you don't
speak for a month. One month.Copy !req
1337. - I wanna eat your whole head.
- Go ahead. A million dollars. No joke.Copy !req
1338. Right. With no equipment, no rope.Copy !req
1339. Of course. Come on, don't tell me
you don't know how to do that.Copy !req
1340. How did you get by the laser field
in the Great Hall?Copy !req
1341. The laser fields. Well...Copy !req
1342. Okay. Toulour, you're the best.Copy !req
1343. Well, thank you, Danny.Copy !req
1344. Good. Now, if you can just
get us our money...Copy !req
1345. we'll be going.Copy !req
1346. The money?Copy !req
1347. What money?Copy !req
1348. The money that you agreed
to pay Benedict if we won.Copy !req
1349. - We're under a deadline.
- No, no, no, you don't understand.Copy !req
1350. You didn't win.Copy !req
1351. You lost. And not only did you lose...Copy !req
1352. your entire crew got pinched.
I gotta tell you something.Copy !req
1353. You don't look anything like her.
Eventually, the nose, but the ears...Copy !req
1354. I mean, the way you walk
and you dress...Copy !req
1355. That means that you spoke to LeMarc.Copy !req
1356. You spoke to LeMarc?Copy !req
1357. Since I'm dead, I think my involvement
in this should stay among the three of us.Copy !req
1358. - Of course.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
1359. It's ironic that the solution to all of
our problems will be provided by Toulour.Copy !req
1360. I'm sure I provoked him by agreeing with my
American friend that you might be better.Copy !req
1361. I apologize sincerely for the trouble
I've caused you.Copy !req
1362. - There's no need.
- Especially now.Copy !req
1363. Remember, from the time you see Toulour
at his villa and the challenge begins...Copy !req
1364. you must assume he will have you
under surveillance everywhere you go.Copy !req
1365. You'll have to put on
a very elaborate show.Copy !req
1366. The egg, the real egg...Copy !req
1367. will be carried in a backpack
on a train leaving Gare du Nord...Copy !req
1368. at 9:30 a. M.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1369. You saved our lives, Gaspar.Copy !req
1370. Yeah. And I'm still getting
the better of you.Copy !req
1371. And I stole a replica?Copy !req
1372. Your paintings are in a high-security
warehouse in Milan.Copy !req
1373. It's 17 Via Andreotti, unit 222.Copy !req
1374. - Security code is 2-3-1-1-6...
- 6-4-6. Thank you.Copy !req
1375. Listen, all games aside, that was...
That was very good.Copy !req
1376. That was good. How'd you do that?Copy !req
1377. Well, I told you one story tonight.
I think that'll be enough. So now...Copy !req
1378. if you, both of you, could please...
Now.Copy !req
1379. - Whose house is this?
- It belongs to a thief I know in Paris.Copy !req
1380. He knows my father?Copy !req
1381. Probably better than anyone.Copy !req
1382. Who is he?Copy !req
1383. - He helped with the whole Night Fox thing.
- What's his name?Copy !req
1384. His real name? I don't know, actually.Copy !req
1385. I've only known him as LeMarc.Copy !req
1386. LeMarc?Copy !req
1387. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1388. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
1389. Waiting.Copy !req
1390. For what?Copy !req
1391. For this.Copy !req
1392. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1393. So we done?Copy !req
1394. Issue closed?Copy !req
1395. - Is it actually good?
- It's good. Trust me.Copy !req
1396. I don't trust you, and I don't trust Ocean.
If it's good, we're done.Copy !req
1397. These grudges, they're awful.
Nobody wins.Copy !req
1398. Danny's had enough of this meshugaas.Copy !req
1399. And the competition,
it's worse than our business.Copy !req
1400. Always some new young punk
trying to prove himself.Copy !req
1401. Guys like Ocean, they keep coming back.
They don't like to lose.Copy !req
1402. - Too much ego, too much pride.
- Maybe for some guys, but not Danny.Copy !req
1403. Trust me on that.
Danny don't feel like he lost in all this.Copy !req
1404. It's hard to believe,
but that's how he feels.Copy !req
1405. Well, if he tries anything... If anybody
tries anything, I'll be waiting.Copy !req
1406. Terry, I can't predict the future.Copy !req
1407. I pay professionals to do that,
and even they get it wrong sometimes.Copy !req
1408. I can't say that nobody'll ever
try to rob from you again.Copy !req
1409. But I can say this: If, God forbid,
anything does happen to you...Copy !req
1410. we will not be involved.Copy !req
1411. You better not be, Reuben.
You better not be.Copy !req
1412. Hey.Copy !req
1413. Good to see you guys.Copy !req
1414. You don't remember? You put me
through hell, and you don't remember?Copy !req
1415. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
1416. - You're more beautiful than ever.
- Hey!Copy !req
1417. - Five-oh-five?
- Four-oh-five.Copy !req
1418. - Who's winning?
- I'm little.Copy !req
1419. - And you're big.
- You're big?Copy !req
1420. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1421. - Hello.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1422. You're all under arrest.Copy !req
1423. You're thieves. You're crooks.Copy !req
1424. Isabel, Livingston Dell.Copy !req
1425. Thank you.Copy !req
1426. Isabel, Tess.Copy !req
1427. The adult table. That's the kids' table.Copy !req
1428. - Let me clear that for you.
- I'm in.Copy !req
1429. Can I get another beer?Copy !req
1430. - I feel I know you.
- Wait, wait. We didn't... We didn't bet.Copy !req
1431. You want five?Copy !req
1432. - Five.
- So nasty.Copy !req
1433. Okay.Copy !req
1434. Is that a joke?Copy !req
1435. Yes.Copy !req
1436. - Jesus Christ.
- She's drunk!Copy !req