1. Christmas in Beverly Hills.
A time when everyone...Copy !req
2. thinks only kind, tolerant,
generous thoughts.Copy !req
3. - I went looking for you.
- What? What is it, Mushy?Copy !req
4. - I went to the house looking for you.
- Why? What happened?Copy !req
5. Nothing. I thought
maybe you needed me.Copy !req
6. Heart attacks, that's what I need
all of you for.Copy !req
7. Phoenix, Arizona calling, Mr. Acebos.Copy !req
8. Hello?
Yes, operator, speaking. Huh?Copy !req
9. Mr. Ocean doesn't answer?Copy !req
10. Still doesn't answer. And Mr. Foster?Copy !req
11. Of course, keep calling.
They gotta come in sometime.Copy !req
12. Hello? Jimmy, are you in yet?Copy !req
13. You don't even expect me.Copy !req
14. Sorry, operator, Mr. Foster is out.Copy !req
15. Yeah, so is Mr. Ocean.Copy !req
16. I made it a rule not to answer
the phone during December.Copy !req
17. That's crazy. Why?Copy !req
18. Because one December
when I picked up the phone...Copy !req
19. they sent me out in the snow
to play with my friends.Copy !req
20. Ah. That was at the Bulge.Copy !req
21. Clowns they gotta be.Copy !req
22. I like clowns
but they should be funny.Copy !req
23. It's a clown's business being funny.Copy !req
24. And I ask you...Copy !req
25. what's funny about going
to the pokey for 10 years?Copy !req
26. - To me, nothing.
- Yet that's where we'll be...Copy !req
27. unless every bit of timing
is checked and re-checked. Hey.Copy !req
28. One more question.
Inform me frankly...Copy !req
29. what have I done to earn contempt?Copy !req
30. Why should I be treated
like I'm stupid?Copy !req
31. Right, it was your scheme first.Copy !req
32. So was the racetrack...Copy !req
33. the supermarket
and the switch on Nelson's cars.Copy !req
34. All my inspirations.Copy !req
35. There isn't a man with my reputation.Copy !req
36. So why don't those fellows
respect me?Copy !req
37. Maybe because you just get ideas.Copy !req
38. I just get ideas.Copy !req
39. Be careful, she'll rub you out.Copy !req
40. Acebos, he's insistent.Copy !req
41. This is a recording.
You dialed the right number.Copy !req
42. Now please hang up
and don't do it again.Copy !req
43. - Where were we?
- Right here.Copy !req
44. That man is gonna flip.Copy !req
45. He got us into the deal.
Let him sweat.Copy !req
46. He didn't silver-tongue you long,
30 seconds give or take.Copy !req
47. You don't expect me to turn down
a business opportunity.Copy !req
48. - Especially with no risk.
- I wouldn't have it another way.Copy !req
49. - It's time we looked up Vince Massler.
- He doesn't want in.Copy !req
50. - Why not?
- Beats the hell out of me, sergeant.Copy !req
51. I took him and dragged him
from Solano to Siegfried line.Copy !req
52. I may have to do it again.
Maybe he'll come gently.Copy !req
53. Girls, time for your nap. Beat it.Copy !req
54. - Hey!
- See you later.Copy !req
55. Ta-ta.Copy !req
56. - Up, lover boy. Get up.
- You're a spoilsport.Copy !req
57. Harmon's coming in.
Should I go to the airport?Copy !req
58. I sent Stephans there.Copy !req
59. Everything last minute.Copy !req
60. Harmon should've been
in on the scam weeks ago.Copy !req
61. The whole crew should.Copy !req
62. What about this Sam Harmon?
Why from Hawaii? What's so special?Copy !req
63. Who says he can be trusted?Copy !req
64. Sam Harmon is Ocean's closest friend.Copy !req
65. Another closest friend?
What about Foster?Copy !req
66. Before Foster, from way back!Copy !req
67. We were in the commandos.
Ocean saved his life.Copy !req
68. Hey, Sam. Sam Harmon!Copy !req
69. That takes care of me.
Let's get to you.Copy !req
70. George Stephans.
Curly. Curly Stephans.Copy !req
71. Curly. Of course,
I'd know you anywhere.Copy !req
72. You haven't changed either.
You look great, kid.Copy !req
73. Is Danny gonna go through
with this commando raid?Copy !req
74. Just like the old days.Copy !req
75. Who is this Acebos? What is he?Copy !req
76. Planning division. He dreamed it up.Copy !req
77. Jimmy and Danny did the coordination.Copy !req
78. What is he, a con?Copy !req
79. - Leavenworth.
- Where'd Danny meet him?Copy !req
80. Who knows? A racetrack, a nightclub.Copy !req
81. - Same old Danny.
- Yeah, he likes action.Copy !req
82. - Still married?
- Yeah, but not working at it.Copy !req
83. That figures. Soldier, fatigue detail.Copy !req
84. Put this footlocker in my car.
Hold it.Copy !req
85. - What can I do for you?
- I'd like to see the proprietor.Copy !req
86. You're looking at him.Copy !req
87. Doesn't Tony Bergdorf own this shop?Copy !req
88. Not anymore.Copy !req
89. Where can I find him?
I'm a friend of his.Copy !req
90. That's him. That's me.Copy !req
91. What I have to tell you
isn't a nice thing.Copy !req
92. He's in prison.Copy !req
93. - Shorty Bergdorf?
- San Quentin.Copy !req
94. - Where can I find his wife?
- I have her address.Copy !req
95. I'll get it for you in a minute.Copy !req
96. May I call long distance?Copy !req
97. - Long distance?
- I'll reverse it.Copy !req
98. - All right.
- Thank you.Copy !req
99. - Hello. Yes, I'll take the call.
Go ahead, please.Copy !req
100. Corneal, it's Mushy.Copy !req
101. It's not Phoenix.
This is Acebos. Go ahead.Copy !req
102. Tony Bergdorfis in San Quentin
doing one to five.Copy !req
103. He's in prison, the electrician.Copy !req
104. Our master electrician
is doing one to five!Copy !req
105. Make it a little short, please.Copy !req
106. Here, Miss Allenby.Copy !req
107. Thank you, Mrs. Bergdorf.
Mr. Allenby'll be so pleased.Copy !req
108. - They're our very own children.
- I know.Copy !req
109. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye. Thank you.Copy !req
110. Mommy's so pleased to have you home.Copy !req
111. - Gracie!
- Roger Corneal!Copy !req
112. - Where did you come from?
- Been a long time.Copy !req
113. A lifetime! Wasn't it
our first anniversary?Copy !req
114. Do you remember those rum drinks?Copy !req
115. I haven't had rum since.Copy !req
116. Those were the olden, golden days.Copy !req
117. - You know about Tony?
- Yes. It's a shame.Copy !req
118. - He gets out tomorrow.
- But they gave him one to five.Copy !req
119. They gave him an amnesty.
I don't know why.Copy !req
120. That Danny, always a step ahead.Copy !req
121. - Pardon?
- I'm just mumbling.Copy !req
122. Will you have Tony call me
when he gets home?Copy !req
123. He won't be coming home.
That's finished.Copy !req
124. I didn't know that.
Won't he see the kid?Copy !req
125. Sure, but he'll see him
at the military school...Copy !req
126. in the presence of Major Taylor.Copy !req
127. - Can I use your phone?
- Sure.Copy !req
128. I can't ignore
the possibility of him...Copy !req
129. being a bad influence on Timmy.Copy !req
130. Uh-huh. This time it must be Ocean.Copy !req
131. - Hello. Who?
Mr. Corneal.Copy !req
132. Oh.Copy !req
133. - Corneal again.
- Will you accept the call?Copy !req
134. - What?
- Will you accept the call?Copy !req
135. Yes, I'll accept the call.Copy !req
136. That man sure likes telephones.Copy !req
137. Come in. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
138. Hey, Sam. Get them up. Get them up.Copy !req
139. You look great. Is that what
a diet of wahines does?Copy !req
140. - You get them up now.
- Shoot one in there.Copy !req
141. Fellows, I can't hear.Copy !req
142. You look human. Quit fighting?Copy !req
143. Sam, I ran out of scar tissue.Copy !req
144. Yeah, hold it a minute, Corneal.Copy !req
145. Avail yourself of my hospitality,
Mr. Harmon.Copy !req
146. Scotch.Copy !req
147. Tomorrow morning.Copy !req
148. Tomorrow morning? Wait.
Yes, proceed, proceed.Copy !req
149. - Just listen.
- Sure, I'm listening.Copy !req
150. I'm a very happy man.Copy !req
151. No, no, I said I'm a... Never mind.
Go on. Thanks, Corneal.Copy !req
152. It's excellent what you did.
Yes, excellent.Copy !req
153. Goodbye. Another crisis lived through.Copy !req
154. They're letting Bergdorf out.
Giving him an amnesty.Copy !req
155. Some joke.Copy !req
156. I bet Ocean knew it,
but he wouldn't tell me.Copy !req
157. No, he wouldn't.Copy !req
158. He's gotta torture me.
Eat my heart out.Copy !req
159. He likes it.Copy !req
160. You're not making yourself
popular knocking Danny.Copy !req
161. Who's knocking him? I love him.Copy !req
162. I respect talent.Copy !req
163. - He should love me a little.
- Too tough. Don't ask.Copy !req
164. How about that?
A little hand for Lolita.Copy !req
165. Now a sweet bundle from Texas,
sweet as candy.Copy !req
166. The tantalizing Honeyface.Copy !req
167. Sorry about the interruption.
I got a job to do.Copy !req
168. What's the word, Vince?Copy !req
169. - I never figured you'd go this route.
- Vince, the plan is foolproof.Copy !req
170. I only lie to girls.Copy !req
171. If it is, why hasn't
somebody done it yet?Copy !req
172. Same reason nobody's gone
to the moon.Copy !req
173. It's gonna be a military operation
by trained men.Copy !req
174. Why waste those tricks
the army taught us...Copy !req
175. because it's peaceful now?Copy !req
176. You remember a bit
called Operation Gold in Oran?Copy !req
177. Eleven of us on a beach...Copy !req
178. with a rubber boat
and six million in gold bars.Copy !req
179. - We should've buried them.
- We got shovels this time.Copy !req
180. What do you say, Vince?Copy !req
181. I can't do it.
I got my wife to think of.Copy !req
182. - Think of her rich.
- Or me dead.Copy !req
183. Stop talking like a kid.Copy !req
184. You went through the war.
Why should you get dead now?Copy !req
185. You're indestructible.Copy !req
186. I'm sorry. I'd go along
with you, but my wife...Copy !req
187. - When does she come on?
- She's on.Copy !req
188. - Is that her?
- Why? What're you thinking?Copy !req
189. She's a very lovely girl.Copy !req
190. I'd like to take you home
and spread you on my waffle.Copy !req
191. Yahoo.Copy !req
192. Yahoo!Copy !req
193. There's only two.Copy !req
194. He begs for a job.
Now he's dumping customers.Copy !req
195. - Let's get the bum out.
- Okay, Al.Copy !req
196. - Now?
- Now's the time.Copy !req
197. - What's the matter with you?
Hold it.Copy !req
198. Hey, what's the big idea?Copy !req
199. Oh, stop it!
- Go that way!Copy !req
200. - Come on, boys.
Come on.Copy !req
201. I didn't figure to come across
a brawl so far inland.Copy !req
202. If you still want me, I'm in.Copy !req
203. All right, you're in.
Could be a little itchy.Copy !req
204. I don't care. I'm tired of having
bums yell at my wife.Copy !req
205. I don't want her to take
it one more night.Copy !req
206. Neither do I, Vince.Copy !req
207. Here, take that.Copy !req
208. Shucks, Danny.Copy !req
209. Cut it out. Here's a plane ticket.Copy !req
210. When you get there...Copy !req
211. Go to this address.
Ask for Josh Howard.Copy !req
212. - Josh's in with you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
213. - I feel better already.
- Good.Copy !req
214. Oh.Copy !req
215. Heard anything about Louis Jackson?Copy !req
216. - Salt Lake City, last I heard.
- We hear that too.Copy !req
217. We'll see you in a few days.Copy !req
218. What'll I tell my wife?Copy !req
219. Tell her you love her.Copy !req
220. That'll hold her for a few weeks.Copy !req
221. It's fun time, Jimmy.
I'll give him a party, you make drinks.Copy !req
222. Jimmy Foster. Are you there?Copy !req
223. How can you do this? You I relied on.
I had confidence in you.Copy !req
224. From the other one
I knew what to expect.Copy !req
225. He's hopeless, undisciplined.
That's why I sent you with him.Copy !req
226. Hello, Spyros, how are you?Copy !req
227. Get away from that phone.
I won't talk to you! I won't!Copy !req
228. All you know is to give me heartache.Copy !req
229. Spyros, I got good news and bad.Copy !req
230. Don't tell me the bad.
That I got plenty. Tell me the good.Copy !req
231. We're leaving Phoenix.Copy !req
232. They're leaving Phoenix.
Darling, that's wonderful.Copy !req
233. Why didn't you tell me?
Tell me what's the bad news.Copy !req
234. We're going to Salt Lake City.Copy !req
235. They're going to Salt Lake City.Copy !req
236. Left, left, right, left, left...Copy !req
237. Well, say hello to your father, Timmy.Copy !req
238. - Hi.
- Hello, sir.Copy !req
239. Don't I get a kiss,
or are you too old for that?Copy !req
240. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
241. Your clothes smell funny.Copy !req
242. - I came from a faraway place.
- I know, Japan.Copy !req
243. That's right. Japan.Copy !req
244. I didn't change.
I was afraid I'd miss you.Copy !req
245. - Miss me, sir?
- Don't you go home on weekends?Copy !req
246. Mother said you'd come
to see me and I had to stay.Copy !req
247. I'm sorry if I spoiled
your weekend with her.Copy !req
248. But maybe you and I
can do something.Copy !req
249. Maybe we can go to a movie,
have ice cream?Copy !req
250. - A football game?
- I'd like that, sir!Copy !req
251. Good. I'll call for you next Saturday.Copy !req
252. - Yes, sir.
- Right?Copy !req
253. Dad!Copy !req
254. - You won't forget, Dad?
- No, Timmy. I won't forget.Copy !req
255. Merry Christmas, Dad.
I made it myself.Copy !req
256. Well.Copy !req
257. Wait a minute. Roger Corneal.Copy !req
258. First man in the 82nd to be fined
for fraternizing with the Fräuleins.Copy !req
259. The first man to greet me. How come?Copy !req
260. I saw Grace.
Your kid glad to see you?Copy !req
261. - Look what he made me.
- Those beads?Copy !req
262. It's an abacus.
You add and subtract on it.Copy !req
263. - That is clever.
- Yeah. Grace told him I was in Japan.Copy !req
264. She couldn't tell the kid
where I really was.Copy !req
265. No, I guess not.Copy !req
266. How are things with you?Copy !req
267. We need a master electrician.Copy !req
268. - Who's we?
- Our old outfit.Copy !req
269. You mean Jimmy Foster and...Copy !req
270. Danny Ocean, Sam, Josh.Copy !req
271. They all got together? What's up?Copy !req
272. It's a reunion.Copy !req
273. We have been getting things
ready for weeks.Copy !req
274. - Sounds like a whale of a party.
- Bigger than Anzio.Copy !req
275. Only you won't get paid
in invasion money.Copy !req
276. It'll be the real long green.
Stacks of it.Copy !req
277. Sounds like the kind of reunion that
can put me back into Calendar Hall.Copy !req
278. - No.
- Tony. Tony.Copy !req
279. Hup, two, three, four.Copy !req
280. Tony?Copy !req
281. You have to take a chance
to get rich.Copy !req
282. Look, Rog, the last joker
who fed me that line was a jeweler.Copy !req
283. He wanted me to short-circuit
his alarm.Copy !req
284. He got sixty grand, I got one to five.
I lost my wife and kid.Copy !req
285. Funny, I thought I was doing it for her.Copy !req
286. She always wanted a white fox stole.Copy !req
287. This time it'll take you one to five
to count your loot.Copy !req
288. No, sorry. I got things to do
on the outside.Copy !req
289. And I'm gonna stay there.Copy !req
290. Besides, if I went in on it,
you'd be licked.Copy !req
291. I used to be unlucky only for myself.Copy !req
292. Now I'm unlucky for everybody.Copy !req
293. See you around.Copy !req
294. Didn't you get medical attention?Copy !req
295. - Yes, sir.
- Then what made you come to me?Copy !req
296. Dr. Griffin said
I ought to see a specialist.Copy !req
297. He made the appointment.Copy !req
298. Look, doc...Copy !req
299. give it to me straight.Copy !req
300. Is it the big casino?Copy !req
301. I can't tell until
I've seen the biopsy report.Copy !req
302. What if the report says it is?
How long?Copy !req
303. Well, I...Copy !req
304. How long, doc?Copy !req
305. What do you say, Tony?
You can still change your mind.Copy !req
306. - Will it be enough for college?
- Enough to buy your kid a college.Copy !req
307. - Come on, Josh. Your turn.
- All right.Copy !req
308. Some day I'll have me a chauffeurCopy !req
309. And a block long limousineCopy !req
310. Eee-O-ElevenCopy !req
311. Some day I'll have me a penthouseCopy !req
312. Stacks and stack of folding greenCopy !req
313. Eee-O-ElevenCopy !req
314. It's all a state ofmindCopy !req
315. Whether or not you findCopy !req
316. That place down there or heavenCopy !req
317. In the meantimeCopy !req
318. Eee-o
Eee-oCopy !req
319. Eee-o ElevenCopy !req
320. Eee-o-ElevenCopy !req
321. It is all a state of mindCopy !req
322. Whether or not you findCopy !req
323. That place down thereCopy !req
324. Or heavenCopy !req
325. But in the meantimeCopy !req
326. Eee-o
Eee-o-ElevenCopy !req
327. Eee-o-ElevenCopy !req
328. Vince! Vincerinio!Copy !req
329. How are you?Copy !req
330. You're a tough guy to catch up with.Copy !req
331. Trash is where you find it.Copy !req
332. What happened to the ball-playing?Copy !req
333. No see.
When I got out of the Army...Copy !req
334. the only club open was down South.
No outfield spot.Copy !req
335. Imagine how I would've made
out, a one-eyed third baseman.Copy !req
336. - I always leveled with you, didn't I?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
337. I'm stringing along with this,
but I'm scared.Copy !req
338. No panic, just a little something
gets me up in here.Copy !req
339. That's the only way to be.
Makes you careful.Copy !req
340. Look, Vince, the brave ones
don't come home. You stay scared.Copy !req
341. You were one who didn't want
any brave ones with you.Copy !req
342. That's simple enough.Copy !req
343. In my book, bravery rhymes with stupid.Copy !req
344. Some yellow-belly. Imagine the
damn Army giving you the DSM.Copy !req
345. I was scared the day I won that.Copy !req
346. Don't mention it now.
My knees start to shake again.Copy !req
347. How come this doesn't make you shake?Copy !req
348. It does.Copy !req
349. A million bucks apiece.
Guess you figure the odds are right?Copy !req
350. Vince, baby boy,
I figure it is like this:Copy !req
351. The 11 of us cats
against this one little city.Copy !req
352. We're an overlay.Copy !req
353. Okay, pal,
I'm ready for the briefing.Copy !req
354. Then step into my office.Copy !req
355. I've sunshine enough to spreadCopy !req
356. It's just like the fella saidCopy !req
357. Tell me quick
Ain't love like a kickCopy !req
358. In the, great big kick in the headCopy !req
359. - Sam Harmon.
- Well, merry Christmas, Mrs. Ocean.Copy !req
360. What are you doing here?Copy !req
361. Stop getting prettier.
You'll turn into a monopoly.Copy !req
362. I asked you why are you here.Copy !req
363. I got scared I'd get tired
from those leis around my neck.Copy !req
364. Sweet-talking Sam.
Danny still in bed?Copy !req
365. - Not exactly.
- He's in the hospital?Copy !req
366. - No.
- Because some doctor called...Copy !req
367. and said Danny was very sick.Copy !req
368. Frankly, that doctor was me.Copy !req
369. In fact the message said he was dying.Copy !req
370. I wanted to make sure you'd come.Copy !req
371. - Dying was what gave it away.
- You knew it was a gag?Copy !req
372. It's the sort of stunt Danny
usually pulls.Copy !req
373. Why'd you come over if you knew?Copy !req
374. It's Christmas. I have a present
for him, simple as that.Copy !req
375. Now what's your excuse?Copy !req
376. I was wondering.
I come to the conclusion...Copy !req
377. it must be love. Mother love.Copy !req
378. I'll consider mistress,
toy for a night...Copy !req
379. but I refuse to be your mother.Copy !req
380. You got it all wrong. I'm the mother.Copy !req
381. I just don't like you and Danny
busting up.Copy !req
382. Yeah.Copy !req
383. We're sort of eye to eye there.Copy !req
384. I'd like to straighten him out.Copy !req
385. No, Mother.
He's the only one who can do that.Copy !req
386. What happened to your marriage, Bea?Copy !req
387. It drowned in champagne.Copy !req
388. I didn't think it got boring
on cloud nine.Copy !req
389. Boring, no. I just woke up
one morning and realized...Copy !req
390. there was nothing but thin air.Copy !req
391. So I got off at the next mountain,
walked down and got a job.Copy !req
392. Danny didn't like that very well.Copy !req
393. And a little later I left him.Copy !req
394. How'd he feel about that?Copy !req
395. He wants me back, but not
enough to give me what I want.Copy !req
396. Such as?Copy !req
397. I want a life that doesn't depend
on the color of a card.Copy !req
398. Danny ran into a little bad luck?Copy !req
399. If only he had.
Might've made him realize...Copy !req
400. what things mean
when you earn them.Copy !req
401. We didn't have a home.
We had a floating crap game.Copy !req
402. That's a way of running
away from life.Copy !req
403. - Well, I better go.
- Danny'll be here any minute.Copy !req
404. I have a job to get back to.Copy !req
405. I don't wanna see him anyway, Sam.
Just no point in it.Copy !req
406. Danny's not the only one running.Copy !req
407. Don't hack at me, Mother.Copy !req
408. His luck is bound to run out.Copy !req
409. If he still wants me, I'll be around.Copy !req
410. - Hello, Danny.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
411. Down, please.Copy !req
412. I came in with a fellow.Copy !req
413. A fickle fellow.
You stick with me. I'm sincere.Copy !req
414. I got great news.Copy !req
415. Auburn beat Alabama.Copy !req
416. No, this is important, honestly.Copy !req
417. Come on back upstairs
for five minutes.Copy !req
418. - No, Danny. Down, please.
- Up, all the way.Copy !req
419. The Skyroom's not open yet.Copy !req
420. - Fine.
- Why do I always give in?Copy !req
421. Not another round.
I'm out of training.Copy !req
422. - It's a truce. Peace talk.
- You always start that way.Copy !req
423. Just sit there
and don't interrupt me.Copy !req
424. I've got a big deal going on.
Large chips, carloads.Copy !req
425. - That sounds familiar.
- But this time it's true.Copy !req
426. Oh, good. I like to have rich friends.Copy !req
427. One friend who wants
to spend a bundle on you.Copy !req
428. - Gee, thanks.
- Okay, that's settled.Copy !req
429. On January 2nd, I'll pick you up
and we're gonna hop down to Rio.Copy !req
430. You're serious?
I honestly think you're serious.Copy !req
431. Of course I am.Copy !req
432. - A week's trip to Rio.
- Yes.Copy !req
433. Oh, Danny, what a prize you are.Copy !req
434. The only husband
who'd proposition his wife.Copy !req
435. I married you. It didn't work out.
What's wrong with some hey-hey?Copy !req
436. Nothing. Nothing at all.Copy !req
437. I'd never knock it
if there was love involved.Copy !req
438. - You mean there isn't?
- On your part, not much.Copy !req
439. There's only one thing
you love, Danny. Danger.Copy !req
440. Cliffhanging.Copy !req
441. You'd never love a woman
like you love danger.Copy !req
442. As long as you're lucky
you'll stay in love with danger.Copy !req
443. - As long as it keeps coming up heads.
- Let's say you're right.Copy !req
444. - But I did not invent myself.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
445. I don't own the patent. I can't
change it any more than you can.Copy !req
446. Anyone who says he can is a liar.Copy !req
447. I didn't expect you to be perfect.Copy !req
448. Going down.
- Just a second.Copy !req
449. You could have given me a break.Copy !req
450. I don't expect you to be perfect.
I want you to be my husband.Copy !req
451. Going down.Copy !req
452. - Where do they serve the drinks?
The bar.Copy !req
453. - James.
- Hello there, Sam.Copy !req
454. Don't stop.
I'm just calling Mother.Copy !req
455. Sure, I loved the dear money
That shines in her hairCopy !req
456. And the brow that's all furrowed
And wrinkled with careCopy !req
457. I kissed the dear fingers
That hold all that doughCopy !req
458. God bless her, and keep her
Tell your mother helloCopy !req
459. - Hello.
- Mrs. Restes' residence.Copy !req
460. - Is Mother there?
- Yes, Mr. Foster.Copy !req
461. - Oh, it's my Jimmy, my innocent.
- Another innocent touch.Copy !req
462. - Jimmy. Where have you been?
- Here and there.Copy !req
463. It was wicked not to telephone.Copy !req
464. - We've been home days.
- What? We?Copy !req
465. We? We means your poor lonely
mother and Mr. Santos.Copy !req
466. I wrote you about him, I think.Copy !req
467. He's been very kind
and a financial genius.Copy !req
468. - What I hoped you'd be.
- Yes, Mother. Speaking of finances.Copy !req
469. - Could you let me have some more?
- Some more what?Copy !req
470. Money. M-O-N-Y.Copy !req
471. - E!
- Yeah, M-O-N-E-Y.Copy !req
472. Yes, darling.
Tell me what you want it for.Copy !req
473. I plan to paper the walls with it.Copy !req
474. I try to take an interest in you,
you snap my head off.Copy !req
475. How do I know what I'll spend it on?
It just goes, you know?Copy !req
476. You mean spending money.
Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
477. I was afraid you'd consider
a foolish investment.Copy !req
478. No, Mother, nothing foolish.Copy !req
479. Hurry over and bring me a big kiss.Copy !req
480. I wanna see my big boy.Copy !req
481. Yes, Mother. I'll be there around 5.Copy !req
482. What a way to make a living.Copy !req
483. Let's have a quick briefing on Hawaii.Copy !req
484. Hawaii? Oh, great sunsets.Copy !req
485. One a day,
but they're working on it.Copy !req
486. - Weather good to get me up?
- Sometimes it rains.Copy !req
487. - And how about the women?
- Sometimes it rains.Copy !req
488. Did you take a good look at Bea?Copy !req
489. Not really.
The play went around the other end.Copy !req
490. - She's still in love with Danny.
- Then what's the problem?Copy !req
491. - Yeah, I'm worried about him.
- Worried?Copy !req
492. - Maybe the project worries you.
- Could be part of it.Copy !req
493. You trying to salt the clouds,
spoil the picnic?Copy !req
494. Jimmy, what do you need
this picnic for?Copy !req
495. All you have to do is yell for Mother.Copy !req
496. You haven't met Mother.Copy !req
497. No, but I gather she's very generous.Copy !req
498. Generous to a fault.
Especially when it comes to husbands.Copy !req
499. She only had five.Copy !req
500. That must have left you
out in the cold?Copy !req
501. No such luck.Copy !req
502. Would you mind spelling that out?Copy !req
503. I had so much mother-love,
you'd have thought I was quintuplets.Copy !req
504. Everything was done for me.Copy !req
505. After the war I tried
to break away.Copy !req
506. But money's a hard habit to kick.Copy !req
507. That's why I'll go to our picnic.Copy !req
508. Well, the Hawaiian hotshot.Copy !req
509. Hi, Danny.
- Sam, how are you?Copy !req
510. Same as always. I feel the thrill
of life along the keel.Copy !req
511. You sound like a ferryboat.Copy !req
512. I'm not a boat, I'm a manly slope.Copy !req
513. - People stare at me in admiration.
- What happens?Copy !req
514. Let's get back to how I was.
I was fine.Copy !req
515. Will you get Spyros on the phone?Copy !req
516. I got into this caper
so I could see you again.Copy !req
517. Sounds like a hell of a price.
I'm worth it.Copy !req
518. In time for the jokes.Copy !req
519. For you, Mr. Acebos. Very important.Copy !req
520. Hello.Copy !req
521. The Los Angeles County morgue.Copy !req
522. Los Angeles County morgue. Yes?Copy !req
523. We have a couple of men here.Copy !req
524. One is well-muscled
and the other slender.Copy !req
525. My goodness.Copy !req
526. These fellows were traveling fast
in an automobile.Copy !req
527. Their names are...Copy !req
528. Never mind, never mind their names.
I know the... I knew them.Copy !req
529. Would you identify them?Copy !req
530. I'm willing. I'll come down.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
531. My goodness, yes.
And what is your name, please?Copy !req
532. Just ask for Detective Brannigan.Copy !req
533. Detective Bra...Copy !req
534. How did he get my name?Copy !req
535. Let's saddle up. Let's go.Copy !req
536. I finally caught up with you.
Where have you been for days?Copy !req
537. You back with your wife?Copy !req
538. I know she was in this hotel
with you an hour ago.Copy !req
539. You're two-timing me,
and I'm warning you, Danny...Copy !req
540. I'm one girl you can't treat
this way. I won't be neglected.Copy !req
541. - What do you plan to do about it?
- I'm going to do just plenty.Copy !req
542. - Isn't it time you got started?
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
543. No, you wait and listen
to me carefully.Copy !req
544. I picked you up at the Biltmore
because you're attractive.Copy !req
545. I made a pass at you for that reason.Copy !req
546. Nobody twisted your arm...Copy !req
547. made you any promises.
So what is this act? Not outraged virtue.Copy !req
548. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
549. You really are a rat.Copy !req
550. Let it go, Adele. I know about the
guys you've had. You told me.Copy !req
551. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
552. Neither did I.
So why don't we say goodbye?Copy !req
553. Surely. And maybe I should say
thank you for being humiliated.Copy !req
554. Well, put this in your pipe.Copy !req
555. One of these days I'll break your back!
I swear it!Copy !req
556. - Good thing she doesn't pack a knife.
- How do you know?Copy !req
557. To the morgue.Copy !req
558. You...Copy !req
559. You low, miserable...Copy !req
560. I cry but not for you.
For my money you could drop dead.Copy !req
561. I think he's mad. Back to the hotel.Copy !req
562. You stay right here.Copy !req
563. You, come out of that cab.
So I'm mad, I'm entitled!Copy !req
564. Okay, Spyros, we accept your apology.Copy !req
565. No phone call. Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
566. With all these jokes you forgot
to call who should be here.Copy !req
567. I wanted to check on you.Copy !req
568. - See if you're still alive.
- Alive?Copy !req
569. Well, you're so apoplectic.Copy !req
570. My health is my greatest virtue.
Every day I do exercises.Copy !req
571. Everybody'll be here at 9:00.Copy !req
572. Then you can entertain us
by doing some deep knee-bends.Copy !req
573. Good evening.
- My mother home?Copy !req
574. - She expects you, but she's upstairs.
- Thank you.Copy !req
575. - You must be Jimmy.
- That's correct.Copy !req
576. Your mama will be down in a minute.
I'm Duke Santos.Copy !req
577. I'll wait in here.Copy !req
578. Must be a funny feeling...Copy !req
579. meeting a stranger,
your stepfather.Copy !req
580. I think it's only natural
if you resent me a little.Copy !req
581. Then you won't mind
if I don't call you Dad.Copy !req
582. Duke's okay.Copy !req
583. Oh, it's the engagement ring
I bought your mama.Copy !req
584. That's nice. Zircon, isn't it?Copy !req
585. - Zircon? That's a diamond!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
586. You probably thought that
because it's so big.Copy !req
587. Is it too big?
Your mama's got wonderful taste.Copy !req
588. Has she?Copy !req
589. All right, rich boy.
You want it that way, you got it.Copy !req
590. Let's see how fat you get
tangling with me.Copy !req
591. I know your record
and your connections.Copy !req
592. A lot of loot
and a rough guy to cross.Copy !req
593. But I still reserve the right
to dislike you.Copy !req
594. Sure, sure. A man marries your mama...Copy !req
595. like I said, it's natural.
Takes time.Copy !req
596. - You'll find I can be a good Joe.
- I'll tell the FBI.Copy !req
597. Oh, they're not looking
for me anymore. I'm clear now.Copy !req
598. That's one point for Mother.Copy !req
599. Easy for you to look down
on people, isn't it?Copy !req
600. All this ever since he was a baby.
You ever make a buck yourself?Copy !req
601. No, but I have plans.Copy !req
602. Know what I had as a kid?
A lot of nothing.Copy !req
603. Nobody to help me either.
Now I got a lot of everything.Copy !req
604. Got a lot of years too,
and a sick stomach.Copy !req
605. Proves that my way's better.Copy !req
606. - What way?
- Choose rich parents.Copy !req
607. Yeah. Heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
608. Yeah, you bet that's better.Copy !req
609. My folks are so poor I walked
New York barefoot winter and summer.Copy !req
610. One day I'm swimming in the river.Copy !req
611. When I come out I seen
shoes on the wharf.Copy !req
612. One pair brand-new.
I put them on. They fit.Copy !req
613. Then some kid yells,
"Them's my shoes!" So we fight. I win.Copy !req
614. It's been that way since.
Fight, all the time.Copy !req
615. - You always win?
- Sure, I got the guts!Copy !req
616. Like you when you was in the 82nd
Airborne. Your mama told me.Copy !req
617. I've often wondered if I'd have
the guts to jump out of a plane.Copy !req
618. Mm-mm.Copy !req
619. Only for money.Copy !req
620. Or if I was young.Copy !req
621. You gotta be young to do anything.Copy !req
622. Loosen up.
Have a drink to my wedding.Copy !req
623. Why not?Copy !req
624. - Soda?
- What about you?Copy !req
625. Not me. I told you, delicate.Copy !req
626. Come on, Mr. Santos.
Fight, always fight.Copy !req
627. You got the guts, you win.Copy !req
628. - Yeah, but...
- What's the matter? Run out of guts?Copy !req
629. - Darling! At last.
- Hello, Mother.Copy !req
630. What's wrong with Duke?Copy !req
631. A slight attack of courage.
We had a drink.Copy !req
632. He knows he can't touch it.Copy !req
633. He told me.
Naughty of me, wasn't it?Copy !req
634. Indeed. Not congratulating me
is naughty too.Copy !req
635. I'm sorry. Bon voyage.Copy !req
636. It must seem I'm on
a marital merry-go-round...Copy !req
637. trying for all the rings,
but this is different.Copy !req
638. You can say that again.Copy !req
639. I know his background
is impossible...Copy !req
640. but please don't judge him
from that view.Copy !req
641. What view do you suggest?Copy !req
642. - A woman's.
- I find that impractical.Copy !req
643. Try. Since your father died...Copy !req
644. Duke is the only man
who's ever needed me, not my money.Copy !req
645. All right, I won't be critical.
And now speaking of money...Copy !req
646. - Here it is.
- Thank you.Copy !req
647. A woman loves to be needed.
Duke is the most important thing.Copy !req
648. Outside of you. So please be nice.Copy !req
649. When I get back I'll butter him up.
Sorry I needled him.Copy !req
650. Where are you going?Copy !req
651. I'm going skiing with Danny Ocean.Copy !req
652. You won't miss the wedding?Copy !req
653. - Have I ever missed one of them?
- Yes, the first one.Copy !req
654. - Bye.
- Bye, darling.Copy !req
655. It's after 9.
Everybody's here but this Jackson.Copy !req
656. Shall we start without him?Copy !req
657. Lack of organization, it's a poison!Copy !req
658. It poisons enterprise,
kills it dead, dead.Copy !req
659. The point in having money
is so that people know you got it.Copy !req
660. I'll get me a big Chris Craft
and not put into water.Copy !req
661. Just leave it in my driveway.Copy !req
662. Give it to the mailman or somebody.Copy !req
663. Why don't you use it
to improve yourself?Copy !req
664. I don't need improving.
I'm all right the way I am.Copy !req
665. Gin.Copy !req
666. I played it like a god.Copy !req
667. How many points?Copy !req
668. They got 10 points.
Why don't you guys be smart?Copy !req
669. Why don't you put your loot in with me?
I'll produce my own pictures.Copy !req
670. I gotta listen to all this.
They're rotting my brain.Copy !req
671. So where is this Jackson?Copy !req
672. Where is the organization?Copy !req
673. Don't panic, will you?Copy !req
674. You know, it's a good idea.Copy !req
675. Take a few big ones
and do something for world peace.Copy !req
676. Like buying out
the Miss Universe contest.Copy !req
677. Just sit around
and talk to the girls.Copy !req
678. Find out how things are in Sweden.Copy !req
679. Or invite them for a weekend
to New Orleans.Copy !req
680. I don't like that approach.
Use your loot right...Copy !req
681. you can order them to New Orleans.Copy !req
682. - Explain that, professor?
- By turning money into power.Copy !req
683. I'll buy votes and go into politics.Copy !req
684. Good idea, big boy.
You'd make a good notary public.Copy !req
685. He'd make a better coroner.
A laughing coroner.Copy !req
686. - I'm going into politics.
- Your platform, Big Sam?Copy !req
687. Repeal the 14th and 20th amendment,
make slaves out of women.Copy !req
688. That's real constructive.Copy !req
689. Hey, will it cost much?Copy !req
690. No, we'd have the price controlled.Copy !req
691. Vote for Sam Harmon.
Stamp out mental health.Copy !req
692. - Got a better platform?
- Sure.Copy !req
693. Settle for an appointment.Copy !req
694. That's deep thinking.
I'd like you to meet our latest senator.Copy !req
695. What a terrible thought.Copy !req
696. Become an ambassador
in a foreign country.Copy !req
697. A little country.
We don't want a big enemy.Copy !req
698. Yeah, little country like Andorra.Copy !req
699. - Or Pomona.
- Little Rock?Copy !req
700. You have any idea how
much money a man can steal...Copy !req
701. if he was commissioner
of Indian Affairs?Copy !req
702. - That's what I'll be.
- That you'll never be.Copy !req
703. I'll be secretary of the interior.
I won't appoint you.Copy !req
704. That's a snobbish idea.Copy !req
705. - Won't you?
- I won't.Copy !req
706. Certitude went out
with equestrian statuary.Copy !req
707. - What kind of language is that?
- Beats me.Copy !req
708. If you ask me,
that cat's a spy there.Copy !req
709. So where is this horse-wrangler? 9:30!Copy !req
710. Still in Salt Lake City,
saying goodbye to his wives.Copy !req
711. - And his horses.
- Yeah.Copy !req
712. Ah-ha!Copy !req
713. Up and down.
And the houseboy's night off yet.Copy !req
714. - Mr. Acebos?
- Who's asking?Copy !req
715. He is.
Do you know him?Copy !req
716. Oh, Jackson. Louis, my boy...Copy !req
717. What's wrong?
Louis, you did something?Copy !req
718. No, we wanted to be sure
he got to the right place.Copy !req
719. The Beverly Hills police.
The best in America.Copy !req
720. They protect us night and day.
Thank you, officer.Copy !req
721. Good night. You're crippled!Copy !req
722. That's the way we found him.Copy !req
723. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
724. Louis, my boy, come in.Copy !req
725. I couldn't be in error, could...?Copy !req
726. I couldn't be in error, could I?Copy !req
727. Your name couldn't be
otherwise than Jackson?Copy !req
728. - No, I reckon that's my name, partner.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
729. Don't tell me why you had to come
in such a pitiable condition.Copy !req
730. Suits me, Mr. Acebos.
Hello, Danny.Copy !req
731. Hello, cowboy. What took you so long?Copy !req
732. Hot damn, what a foxhole.
Howdy, you all.Copy !req
733. - Hello, Josh.
- How are you?Copy !req
734. Good. Great. Sam?Copy !req
735. Ocean, you should be ashamed
of yourself.Copy !req
736. Enticing a broken-armed man
into a project.Copy !req
737. You know your problem?
You underestimate people. Louis?Copy !req
738. What's with the broken arm?Copy !req
739. Why shucks, Mr. Acebos,
it's all healed now.Copy !req
740. You knew, you Dracula. You want
to worry me into an early grave.Copy !req
741. Lieutenant, brief your group.Copy !req
742. Anyone not at ease, get that way.Copy !req
743. Some of you already have an idea
of the plan of this operation.Copy !req
744. I want to point out
that everyone turned up.Copy !req
745. Not one goof-off.Copy !req
746. This is a hell of a good sign.Copy !req
747. Lieutenant, you and the sergeant
ought to feel proud.Copy !req
748. How about the bad news?Copy !req
749. Sergeant Ocean.Copy !req
750. This is our objective.
Las Vegas, Nevada.Copy !req
751. Mission? To liberate millions
of dollars.Copy !req
752. Now these are the casinos we hit:Copy !req
753. Sahara, Riviera, Desert Inn,
the Sands and the Flamingo.Copy !req
754. H hour is New Year's Eve.
Units involve...Copy !req
755. teams made up
of former 82nd Airborne members.Copy !req
756. How did you figure this was
a job for old paratroopers?Copy !req
757. Why not get some heist guys?Copy !req
758. For the best reasons, Mr. Harmon.Copy !req
759. A man with a criminal record
can't get near Las Vegas or the casinos.Copy !req
760. That lets me out.Copy !req
761. You're no hoodlum.
No connection with the underworld.Copy !req
762. Hoods always mix with other hoods.Copy !req
763. Where there're hoods, there're stool
pigeons. But with us, no leaks.Copy !req
764. You five guys, which hotels you in?Copy !req
765. - Flamingo.
- The Sands.Copy !req
766. - Desert Inn.
- Riviera.Copy !req
767. Sahara.Copy !req
768. There'll be five more men working
with you guys as teams.Copy !req
769. Sam, give me a rundown on
the exact action on New Year's Eve.Copy !req
770. At midnight they go nuts.
Everybody kisses.Copy !req
771. Then they sing,
"Should auld acquaintance be forgot."Copy !req
772. - How long does it take to sing that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
773. One minute and 38 seconds exactly.
We timed it.Copy !req
774. After midnight we black out...Copy !req
775. the whole town and hit
the five casinos.Copy !req
776. Sahara, Riviera, Desert Inn...Copy !req
777. the Sands and the Flamingo.
Nobody will even see us.Copy !req
778. You got a question, Tony?Copy !req
779. How do you black out a whole town?Copy !req
780. What happens if you
knock out one of these towers?Copy !req
781. - You'll get a short circuit.
- That's interesting.Copy !req
782. Reimer and Josh are the demolition men.
What's my job?Copy !req
783. You open the doors
to the cashiers' cages.Copy !req
784. They are controlled electrically.Copy !req
785. The cashier can open them
by pushing a button.Copy !req
786. But I can't push it from the outside.Copy !req
787. But that's where
you're gonna push it from.Copy !req
788. Every casino's got a motor
that generates power...Copy !req
789. for the tables and cages
when the cable fails...Copy !req
790. which happens quite often.Copy !req
791. The motor kicks in,
and they're back in business.Copy !req
792. Except they won't
on account of you, Tony.Copy !req
793. What happens if you cross the wires...Copy !req
794. that operate lights
with the cage doors' wires?Copy !req
795. When the motor kicks in,
instead of the lights going on...Copy !req
796. the doors click open.Copy !req
797. It's as simple as that.Copy !req
798. But I have to study the main
switch box in each casino.Copy !req
799. Oh, but you will, you will.Copy !req
800. Is this the only road in or out?Copy !req
801. Yeah, that's route 91. Why?Copy !req
802. I remember reading about
this guy in Perth.Copy !req
803. Is this another of your stories?Copy !req
804. - Who cut up his grandmother.
Fellows, let him talk.Copy !req
805. And mailed her out of town.Copy !req
806. - He ran out of stamps.
- Which proves something crucial?Copy !req
807. Pete's got a very good point.Copy !req
808. Getting it out of town,
that's another thing.Copy !req
809. - That's where Josh comes in.
- I wondered.Copy !req
810. Don't wonder. He's the main cog.Copy !req
811. - If he goofs, it's over.
- What's wrinkling you, Curly?Copy !req
812. How long will it stay dark?Copy !req
813. - 10, 15 minutes.
- That's not much time.Copy !req
814. It's plenty if everyone
does what he should.Copy !req
815. Danny is right.Copy !req
816. You should all move like clockwork.
Seventeen jewel.Copy !req
817. Boys, you should think of this
as a full-fledged battle.Copy !req
818. Leap into it with
the same hearts...Copy !req
819. that got you across
the Rhine River and...Copy !req
820. other historical places.
Just think how proud...Copy !req
821. the big brass in the Pentagon...Copy !req
822. would be knowing that
their labors made...Copy !req
823. this beautiful operation possible.Copy !req
824. They'd all sit down
in the officers' mess...Copy !req
825. and have a good cry from happiness.Copy !req
826. Even I myself am a little bit tempted.Copy !req
827. - Any further questions?
- Yeah. What's your job, Acebos?Copy !req
828. Yeah, Mr. Acebos,
what you all gonna do?Copy !req
829. Our modest friend here
is a known felon.Copy !req
830. They take one look at him
and we're kaput.Copy !req
831. - That's it.
- More questions? Anybody worried?Copy !req
832. I got a suggestion.Copy !req
833. What is it, Sam?
- Forget it.Copy !req
834. Forget...?Copy !req
835. Forget the whole deal.
I like to swing like you...Copy !req
836. but you ain't got a plan here.Copy !req
837. Is this another of your morbid jokes,
Danny, you sadist?Copy !req
838. - What's wrong with our story, Sam?
For one thing, 15 years.Copy !req
839. This isn't a combat team.Copy !req
840. You wanna claim you're
half the man you were in '45?Copy !req
841. Can you run as fast?Copy !req
842. Can you mix it up as good?
I sure can't.Copy !req
843. Danny, catch lightning,
but don't try and catch yesterday.Copy !req
844. Old times are only good
when you've had them.Copy !req
845. Sam...Copy !req
846. some guys grow old
without turning chicken.Copy !req
847. Did you hear about it?Copy !req
848. Lieutenant Lionheart, you're brave.Copy !req
849. But how dumb are you? I'm the only
one that knows Las Vegas.Copy !req
850. Believe me, the percentage
is always with the house.Copy !req
851. It's with the people
rigging the game, us.Copy !req
852. You are a deserter
under fire, a traitor!Copy !req
853. Shut up. I'll step on you.Copy !req
854. You can't let him walk out like this.
It disrupts the entire plan!Copy !req
855. Got an idea on how to stop him?Copy !req
856. - You saved his life!
- I'm trying to save his life!Copy !req
857. Sam.Copy !req
858. Thank you, Danny.Copy !req
859. You don't owe me, Sam.
You're entitled to your opinion. You agree?Copy !req
860. What about you, Josh? You got brains.Copy !req
861. I got brains, Sam,
but I gotta go with Danny.Copy !req
862. It only leaves us one man short.Copy !req
863. One man short.
That's nothing, nothing!Copy !req
864. Danny, darling, just run a want ad!Copy !req
865. We'll have to leave out
one of the casinos.Copy !req
866. Hold it. Nobody's walking out.Copy !req
867. I'm certainly not gonna
let you boobs...Copy !req
868. pull this job
without your best man.Copy !req
869. So go ahead.
When do we blow this mausoleum?Copy !req
870. Cuckoo!Copy !req
871. Day after tomorrow
we'll be in Las Vegas.Copy !req
872. Happy New Year!Copy !req
873. Spray the stuff on your shoes?Copy !req
874. That infrared paint
isn't ready for the public!Copy !req
875. - I can't see a footprint.
- Of course you can. Try this.Copy !req
876. Nothing. Danny's off his rocker!Copy !req
877. Cool it. Put these on.
Go ahead, put them on.Copy !req
878. Now look.Copy !req
879. Wow!Copy !req
880. I got an extra can of this jazz.
Don't be stingy with it, okay?Copy !req
881. - Hey.
- What?Copy !req
882. Mix this with makeup. It would make
for interesting midnights.Copy !req
883. I'm hipped.Copy !req
884. One, two, three, four.
Two, two, three, four. Three, two...Copy !req
885. Come on, kids.Copy !req
886. Hup, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four. One...Copy !req
887. Hey, kill it.
Go on, Helen. Get in there.Copy !req
888. You got a tough job.Copy !req
889. Why so many barrels?Copy !req
890. When it's à la carte,
then we get sensible garbage.Copy !req
891. We'll have none of that.Copy !req
892. - Sorry. Hi.
- Hello, Mr. Skelton.Copy !req
893. - You remember me?
- I remember what you told me too.Copy !req
894. About putting a limit on myself?
Don't take that seriously.Copy !req
895. You'd break me like a twig
if I cashed one of your checks.Copy !req
896. Don't pay attention to that.
This is all solid flab.Copy !req
897. I can't pull a bee's wings.
Cash the check.Copy !req
898. No use arguing.
We won't let you exceed your limit.Copy !req
899. Unbelievable.
Get a load of this guy.Copy !req
900. He acts like we were gonna
stick up the joint. We wouldn't.Copy !req
901. - Ridiculous. Cash the check.
- This gentleman is waiting.Copy !req
902. Buddy boy, I'm standing
right here like an elm...Copy !req
903. until you cash that check.Copy !req
904. You ought to be more careful.
I may win this casino.Copy !req
905. The whole joint could be mine.Copy !req
906. What cashier's nose would be out
ofjoint? What's up?Copy !req
907. Had to send for Wyatt Earp
and his fat brother.Copy !req
908. It's okay.Copy !req
909. That's my old slot-machine arm.Copy !req
910. Silver dollars, please.Copy !req
911. Coffee, please.Copy !req
912. Could you light me up, please?Copy !req
913. I had the key made.
Be careful with it. Cost two bits.Copy !req
914. Somebody should keep an eye
on this spending.Copy !req
915. - Here's one for the Sahara.
- Right.Copy !req
916. How lucky can one guy beCopy !req
917. I kissed her and she kissed meCopy !req
918. Like the fella once said,
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"Copy !req
919. The room was completely blackCopy !req
920. I hugged her and she hugged backCopy !req
921. Like the sailor said, quote,
"Ain't that a hole in the boat?"Copy !req
922. My head keeps spinningCopy !req
923. I go to sleep and keep grinningCopy !req
924. If this is just the beginningCopy !req
925. My life is gonna be beautifulCopy !req
926. I've sunshine enough to spreadCopy !req
927. It's just like the fella saidCopy !req
928. "Tell me quick
Ain't love like a kick in the head?"Copy !req
929. That's a kick in the headCopy !req
930. Ain't that a hole in the boat?Copy !req
931. My head keeps spinningCopy !req
932. I go to sleep and keep grinningCopy !req
933. If this is just the beginning,Copy !req
934. My life is gonna be beautifulCopy !req
935. She's telling me we'll be wedCopy !req
936. She's picked out a king size bedCopy !req
937. I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sickCopy !req
938. Tell me quickCopy !req
939. Oh, ain't love a kickCopy !req
940. Tell me quickCopy !req
941. Ain't love a kick in the head?Copy !req
942. Looks like you're getting
combat fatigue.Copy !req
943. You been up on that line a long time.Copy !req
944. - Everything all right, Joe?
- Like tulips in July, Mac.Copy !req
945. You wanna get a split.Copy !req
946. Come on, Josh.
- I can if you'll cool it.Copy !req
947. Be sure you let go of the ball.Copy !req
948. - What'd you find out?
- Casinos don't like to be robbed.Copy !req
949. That's narrow-minded.
The wire-crossing work?Copy !req
950. - Technically everything works.
- How long will it take to rig them?Copy !req
951. Five casinos, 15 minutes each.
That's 75 minutes.Copy !req
952. Traveling time 25 minutes.
An hour and 40 minutes.Copy !req
953. That's when I'll rig them.Copy !req
954. - Can't you preset them so it's ready?
- Can't take the chance.Copy !req
955. If the cable fails legitimately,
those doors spring open.Copy !req
956. - Did you pick a tower?
- The biggest.Copy !req
957. Josh will give you a hand.Copy !req
958. What about the Sahara?Copy !req
959. One security cop got me bugged.Copy !req
960. He sits in the cage.
Must have arthritis. He never moves.Copy !req
961. A left hook'll keep him that way.Copy !req
962. - Sam?
- As steady as down-country loving.Copy !req
963. Good boy.Copy !req
964. Louis, the Desert Inn?Copy !req
965. It'll be just as easy as riding
a stuffed horse.Copy !req
966. - How's that?
- It'll be as...Copy !req
967. Forget it.Copy !req
968. - Jimmy?
- Flamingo's all set.Copy !req
969. What about the Sands?Copy !req
970. Smooth and level.Copy !req
971. Nobody carries
identification until it's done.Copy !req
972. Everybody with an inside job, go back.
The rest of us will be outside.Copy !req
973. Stand in front of your casinos
till I contact you.Copy !req
974. What we gonna do?
We have all today and tomorrow.Copy !req
975. Hey, I got an idea.
A therapeutic idea.Copy !req
976. Forget it. No, no.Copy !req
977. Today and all day tomorrow
we rehearse until H hour.Copy !req
978. - Transportation?
- Have no fear, little Josh is here.Copy !req
979. - Let's go. Mushy's up.
- You make it.Copy !req
980. - I never bowled in my life.
- Fake it.Copy !req
981. - Do we have time for a show?
- What about the Sands lounge?Copy !req
982. - Good idea.
- That's my lucky spot.Copy !req
983. But he always does spazz-maticallyCopy !req
984. - A man you see is indubitably
A wonderful...Copy !req
985. Someone you know?Copy !req
986. I recognized somebody
from the profession.Copy !req
987. Yours or his? Come on.Copy !req
988. - Well, well, well.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
989. Same thing you are, cheating.Copy !req
990. You've got me wrong.
I'm here on business.Copy !req
991. I expect my party any minute.Copy !req
992. I'd like to see her.
And I'll bet your wife would too.Copy !req
993. You don't understand.
I'm all alone.Copy !req
994. - Cross my heart.
- I hope you die.Copy !req
995. Take your hands off me,
or I'll call that cop.Copy !req
996. Let's not panic.Copy !req
997. When you realize how wrong you are...Copy !req
998. use that.Copy !req
999. Hello?Copy !req
1000. Mrs. Ocean? This is a friend.
I'm calling from Las Vegas.Copy !req
1001. I think you'd be interested
to learn what your husband...Copy !req
1002. is up to in Vegas.Copy !req
1003. I was taught that creatures like you
rattled before they struck.Copy !req
1004. And I didn't hear a thing.Copy !req
1005. I did you a favor.
Sorry I disturbed you.Copy !req
1006. No, Malicious. I'm not disturbed.Copy !req
1007. When I learn Danny has an enemy
as venomous as you...Copy !req
1008. it just makes me love him more.Copy !req
1009. Call me anytime.
Love to have you waste your money.Copy !req
1010. Happy burial, dead dog.Copy !req
1011. - Are you all ready, Pete?
Just a second.Copy !req
1012. - What time?
- One minute, 38 seconds past 12.Copy !req
1013. - It's five after 6.
- Right.Copy !req
1014. One minute and 38 seconds
past 12:00, big daddy...Copy !req
1015. and then happy New Year!
- Shh!Copy !req
1016. Happy New Year. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1017. - Live till I dieCopy !req
1018. We're gonna sailCopy !req
1019. He's gonna play for the skyCopy !req
1020. Ain't gonna miss a thing
I'm gonna have my thingCopy !req
1021. I'm gonna live, live, live till I dieCopy !req
1022. Those blues I lay low
I'll make them stay lowCopy !req
1023. They'll never trail over your headCopy !req
1024. I'll be a devil till I'm an angelCopy !req
1025. But until thenCopy !req
1026. HallelujahCopy !req
1027. Gonna dance, dance, danceCopy !req
1028. Gonna fly
I'll take a chance riding highCopy !req
1029. Until my numbers up
I'm gonna fill my cupCopy !req
1030. I'm gonna live, live, live, liveCopy !req
1031. Until I dieCopy !req
1032. - Good evening, Mrs. Restes.
- Hello!Copy !req
1033. - Nice to see you. Happy New Year.
- Same to you.Copy !req
1034. Las Vegas is like Paris.
You run into people you know.Copy !req
1035. - And wish you hadn't.
- My sentiments exactly.Copy !req
1036. Excuse me, honey. I wanna go outside.Copy !req
1037. I adore running into friends.Copy !req
1038. - It's certainly our pleasure.
- Is Jimmy joining us?Copy !req
1039. No, he's shivering in Squaw Valley.Copy !req
1040. - But he's here.
- Here, in Vegas?Copy !req
1041. At the Flamingo.
I saw him last night.Copy !req
1042. Don't tell me he broke
something skiing.Copy !req
1043. Nothing that showed.Copy !req
1044. Why would he tell me he was
going to Squaw...? I'm stupid.Copy !req
1045. He ran into some jiggly little
number who was Vegas-bound.Copy !req
1046. Jiggly little number isn't the way
I'd describe Danny Ocean.Copy !req
1047. He's more like a well-mannered shark.Copy !req
1048. Twenty-five dollar chips, please.
Thank you.Copy !req
1049. Whew.Copy !req
1050. Tony! It's me, Stephans. Tony!Copy !req
1051. Are you nuts? Get away!Copy !req
1052. - Will you make it?
- You'll know.Copy !req
1053. Okay, I'll see you at the blowoff.Copy !req
1054. I couldn't feel any betterCopy !req
1055. Or I'd be sickCopy !req
1056. Tell me quickCopy !req
1057. Oh, ain't love a kickCopy !req
1058. Tell me quickCopy !req
1059. Ain't love a kick in the headCopy !req
1060. He said it was a lady's drink.
I think he meant a lady horse.Copy !req
1061. He meant one at a time, honey.Copy !req
1062. Lucky I can hold my liquor.Copy !req
1063. You can get to the room by yourself?Copy !req
1064. I got a date in the casino. Your key.Copy !req
1065. You're wasting your time
with that Clyde, honey. He's a loser.Copy !req
1066. I'm so drunk I couldn't lie down
without holding on.Copy !req
1067. Get her out of here!Copy !req
1068. Here you are, missy.
Happy New Year to you!Copy !req
1069. I do not know who you are,
my good fellow.Copy !req
1070. Who do I have to be
to wish you a happy New Year?Copy !req
1071. Ricky Nelson.Copy !req
1072. I used to be Ricky Nelson.
I'm Perry Como now.Copy !req
1073. No, you're not. You moved.Copy !req
1074. Smart girl. About this night air,
let's get in out of it. Come on.Copy !req
1075. Is it New Year's yet?Copy !req
1076. Too close for comfort. Come on.Copy !req
1077. I hate it too. I hate holidays.
Do you like holid...?Copy !req
1078. - Give me a kiss. How about it?
- Sound idea.Copy !req
1079. - I'll be there in a minute.
- I'll wait for you.Copy !req
1080. You know something?Copy !req
1081. - I think I kiss better when I'm drunk.
- Some other time.Copy !req
1082. Where you going?Copy !req
1083. After all we've meant to each other,
I must leave you.Copy !req
1084. - Hey now. This is a dirty deal!
- Our first quarrel.Copy !req
1085. I don't fit into your picture?Copy !req
1086. From here on in you don't, sweetheart.Copy !req
1087. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
1088. It's okay, man.Copy !req
1089. It's okay.
It so happens I'm very much in demand.Copy !req
1090. Maestro! Ladies and gentlemen,
it's almost midnight.Copy !req
1091. So pucker up your lips, ladies,
20 seconds to go.Copy !req
1092. 20, 19, 18.Copy !req
1093. 17, 16, 15...Copy !req
1094. 14, 13...Copy !req
1095. 12, 11...Copy !req
1096. ten, nine...Copy !req
1097. eight, seven, six, five...Copy !req
1098. four, three, two, one.Copy !req
1099. Happy New Year!Copy !req
1100. Should auld acquaintance be forgotCopy !req
1101. And never brought to mind?Copy !req
1102. Should auld acquaintanceCopy !req
1103. Should auld acquaintance be forgotCopy !req
1104. And auld lang syneCopy !req
1105. Auld lang syneCopy !req
1106. Lights! Lights! Darn that cable.Copy !req
1107. It's the second time this month.Copy !req
1108. The lights will be back on any minute.Copy !req
1109. Once more, George.
Keep playing until the lights come on.Copy !req
1110. Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never...Copy !req
1111. Pardon me. Wrong girl.Copy !req
1112. Douse those lights.Copy !req
1113. Now sing loud and clear.Copy !req
1114. Should auld acquaintance be forgot
In days of auld lang syneCopy !req
1115. Sing louder.Copy !req
1116. With the music now.
When shouldn't it be forgot?Copy !req
1117. In days of auld lang syneCopy !req
1118. Blow out the candle. Blow!Copy !req
1119. All right, sing. It's a party.
Loud and clear.Copy !req
1120. Do what he says, Charlie.
Trick or treat.Copy !req
1121. You too, let's make it a duet.Copy !req
1122. A little louder.Copy !req
1123. We've been hit.Copy !req
1124. - We've been tapped.
- What?Copy !req
1125. We've been held up. Robbed.Copy !req
1126. The sheriff's office. Hurry!Copy !req
1127. - Sheriff Wimmer?
- Sheriff Wimmer speaking.Copy !req
1128. - Flamingo speaking. We been tapped.
- We'll be right over.Copy !req
1129. The Flamingo.
Roll cars 620, 622 and 624.Copy !req
1130. Roll more.
They knocked over the Sands.Copy !req
1131. Happy New Year!Copy !req
1132. - How'd it come off?
- Like a charm.Copy !req
1133. Same here. Fantastic.Copy !req
1134. All cars,
cover all entrances and exits.Copy !req
1135. Sands, Sahara, Flamingo,
Desert Inn, Riviera.Copy !req
1136. Check everyone who leaves.Copy !req
1137. Did you get a look at them?
Any kind?Copy !req
1138. What? In the dark?Copy !req
1139. Did you hear anybody say anything?Copy !req
1140. - He said we should sing.
- He said you should sing.Copy !req
1141. This is Don Murphy speaking for
station KLAS-TV in Las Vegas, Nevada.Copy !req
1142. We're at the Hotel Riviera.Copy !req
1143. You'll hear some reports...Copy !req
1144. of this robbery
from eyewitnesses.Copy !req
1145. You have something to say?Copy !req
1146. If you're gonna interview people,
pick elderly couples.Copy !req
1147. The others don't
always belong together.Copy !req
1148. - Don't look now. It's little old me.
- Whoops. How'd your action go?Copy !req
1149. - I was ashamed to take the money.
- Good boy. Get lost now.Copy !req
1150. 305 and 309, reinforce roadblocks
extending to Barstow. Acknowledge.Copy !req
1151. Get a rundown on every train
leaving Vegas, east and west.Copy !req
1152. Things went too easy.Copy !req
1153. Tony!Copy !req
1154. Never the luck, never the luck.Copy !req
1155. - Tony!
- Tony!Copy !req
1156. Okay, folks, get back. Okay.Copy !req
1157. Call for an ambulance, quick.
Okay, but this guy's dead.Copy !req
1158. Tony's just another
guy who died in the street.Copy !req
1159. - Lot of guys die in the street.
- Sure.Copy !req
1160. Happens all the time.Copy !req
1161. - No sweat.
- No sweat.Copy !req
1162. Yes, I heard you.
Check all outgoing flights.Copy !req
1163. Car 306. 306, come in, please.Copy !req
1164. I want every piece
of luggage examined.Copy !req
1165. 306, proceed with plan 22. Over.Copy !req
1166. If they don't cooperate,
let's find out why.Copy !req
1167. I can't do it.
- What do you mean, you can't?Copy !req
1168. - How'd it go?
- Smooth as a peeled egg. You?Copy !req
1169. Things happen that can break you up.Copy !req
1170. - Like what?
- Tony's dead.Copy !req
1171. - Bergdorf?
- Heart attack, crossing the street.Copy !req
1172. - Cops got to him.
- They'll check up on him.Copy !req
1173. What are they gonna find?
Nothing. Nobody'll ever know.Copy !req
1174. Yeah, no one but us.Copy !req
1175. Don't hit me on the head with that.
I'll tell the other men.Copy !req
1176. Then they won't panic.
The plan's the same.Copy !req
1177. The money stays where it is.
Nobody checks out.Copy !req
1178. Go back to your job.
I'll contact you later.Copy !req
1179. He's taking it hard.Copy !req
1180. Yeah. Long time since he lost
a man in combat.Copy !req
1181. - Somebody stole millions?
- Yes, but there's still some left.Copy !req
1182. Would you move along, please?Copy !req
1183. The sheriff's office
and the police assured us...Copy !req
1184. we'll have a capture by morning.Copy !req
1185. Thank you very much, sir.
And there you have it.Copy !req
1186. Millions are missing,
stolen by several men.Copy !req
1187. But they're being tracked
down as they skulk down dark roads...Copy !req
1188. where the long arm
of the law reaches out.Copy !req
1189. - Happy New Year, officer.
- Yeah, say...Copy !req
1190. What's going on?Copy !req
1191. Will you get this truck out of here?Copy !req
1192. I'll be glad to do that there.Copy !req
1193. Happy New Year!Copy !req
1194. Eee-O-ElevenCopy !req
1195. Eee-O-ElevenCopy !req
1196. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
1197. Danny.Copy !req
1198. I'll tell you why we're meeting,
but get one point straight.Copy !req
1199. We're not the sole owners.Copy !req
1200. We have partners
we have to answer to. Right?Copy !req
1201. - You can say that again.
- Mine are coming after me.Copy !req
1202. Mine are not happy either.Copy !req
1203. They gave me a free hand
to make a deal.Copy !req
1204. What deal? For what?Copy !req
1205. To get our money back.
Now, how about it?Copy !req
1206. - You boys empowered to make a deal?
- I am.Copy !req
1207. Good. Duke Santos is coming
in to see us.Copy !req
1208. - Duke Santos?
- Just doesn't figure.Copy !req
1209. If he pulled a robbery,
he'd have his lawyers do it.Copy !req
1210. Yeah, I know the firm.Copy !req
1211. - Yes?
Mr. Santos.Copy !req
1212. Send him in, please. I don't know
how you fellows feel about it...Copy !req
1213. but I'm glad he's interested.Copy !req
1214. - Mr. Santos, my name is Strager.
- Glad to meet you.Copy !req
1215. I want you to meet my friends.Copy !req
1216. Mr. Brice, Mr. Gillette,
Mr. Freeman, Mr. McCoy.Copy !req
1217. - Hi.
Won't you sit down?Copy !req
1218. We were just saying how happy
we are to get your call.Copy !req
1219. I'll get your money back.Copy !req
1220. Mr. Santos doesn't make
a promise he can't keep.Copy !req
1221. - No doubt about it.
- First time I relaxed.Copy !req
1222. How much is it going to cost us?Copy !req
1223. Let's say I wanted a third and...Copy !req
1224. you fellows beat me down
to 30 percent.Copy !req
1225. Okay?Copy !req
1226. And if he doesn't deliver
he gets nothing.Copy !req
1227. - Naturally.
- I'll certainly go for that.Copy !req
1228. Our insurance won't
even pay 20 percent.Copy !req
1229. Neither will ours.
But that's a big finder's fee.Copy !req
1230. That all depends on what
the finder's looking for.Copy !req
1231. Okay, I'll go along.Copy !req
1232. - Me too.
- So will I.Copy !req
1233. All right, but how about taking
some of it in chips?Copy !req
1234. We would like a chance to win it back.Copy !req
1235. Would you now?Copy !req
1236. Okay, you got it.Copy !req
1237. For 30 percent of what they
took out, heads or tails.Copy !req
1238. No, thanks, Mr. Santos.
I got partners. They wouldn't...Copy !req
1239. want me to make a bet like that.Copy !req
1240. So what do you do?Copy !req
1241. - Shut up. And that's what I'm doing.
- Good.Copy !req
1242. I'll expect the cooperation
of the local sheriff.Copy !req
1243. - You'll arrange it for me?
- Consider it done.Copy !req
1244. Mr. Santos, may I ask a question?Copy !req
1245. If it's the right one.Copy !req
1246. You're not getting involved
for the dough.Copy !req
1247. What's your real reason?Copy !req
1248. Well, frankly,
whoever pulled this job...Copy !req
1249. shouldn't have done it while I was
in town. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
1250. - Call the sheriff for me?
- It'll be taken care of.Copy !req
1251. The report on Bergdorf.Copy !req
1252. - Who?
- The dead man we brought in.Copy !req
1253. The guy got a Purple Heart.Copy !req
1254. Sheriff, Mr. Strager on three.Copy !req
1255. - Yes?
Made a deal with Duke Santos...Copy !req
1256. - Duke Santos!
- We get our money back.Copy !req
1257. - I'm pleased for you.
- He's at the Riviera. Talk to him.Copy !req
1258. Sure. Of course, I'll talk to him.Copy !req
1259. Locate the wife.
Pump her. She may know something.Copy !req
1260. I'll be at the Riviera
with Mr. Santos.Copy !req
1261. - Call me if you find out anything.
- Okay, skipper.Copy !req
1262. Come in.Copy !req
1263. - Hello?
Mr. Ritsik doesn't answer.Copy !req
1264. Joe Ritsik don't answer?Copy !req
1265. Operator, honey,
you're wasting my time.Copy !req
1266. Don't wanna know about
guys who don't answer.Copy !req
1267. Try the Terre Haute card.
Manny Ruditski or Willy Henshaw.Copy !req
1268. He's listed.
So is Fred Cusik in Palm Beach.Copy !req
1269. - Try them all.
- I'll do my best.Copy !req
1270. Thattagirl. Get me some
numbers that answer.Copy !req
1271. Mr. Santos, Sheriff Wimmer.Copy !req
1272. Nice of you to drop by so soon,
sheriff. Sit down.Copy !req
1273. I guess you understand my position,
Mr. Santos.Copy !req
1274. We're grateful for your work.
But don't cut out on your own.Copy !req
1275. Whatever I get goes straight to you.
What's new on your end?Copy !req
1276. We had a net over the highway
minutes after the alarm.Copy !req
1277. They got out only by seconds.Copy !req
1278. So it don't count?
They get disqualified?Copy !req
1279. Shows they're a professional outfit.Copy !req
1280. - Is there another kind?
- Look...Copy !req
1281. Sheriff, don't get
your feathers ruffled.Copy !req
1282. Your sources can check any outfit?Copy !req
1283. You bet your boots they can!Copy !req
1284. - Hello?
This is Manny.Copy !req
1285. - Manny. What'd you hear?
- Nothing, not even a smell.Copy !req
1286. Nothing? Not a smell?Copy !req
1287. What's this? You keep nosing around
till you do get a smell.Copy !req
1288. You know how it is.
You gotta give it a little time.Copy !req
1289. - Hello.
Sheriff Wimmer.Copy !req
1290. - Just a second. It's for you, sheriff.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1291. - Hello.
- This is Joe.Copy !req
1292. - I talked to his wife.
- Does she know anything?Copy !req
1293. - She hasn't seen him.
- The whole time he was in prison?Copy !req
1294. - She's claiming the body?
- To take it to...Copy !req
1295. She can take it to San Francisco.Copy !req
1296. Turn him over to Cohen's Mortuary.
They'll ship him out.Copy !req
1297. - What was that about?
- Guy died last night in front.Copy !req
1298. Quite a hero. Purple Heart.
Served with the 82nd Airborne.Copy !req
1299. The 82nd Airborne?Copy !req
1300. Yeah, served in San Quentin too.
I gotta get back.Copy !req
1301. So long, Mr. Santos. Keep in touch.Copy !req
1302. And is it vice versa, sheriff?Copy !req
1303. We understand each other, certainly.Copy !req
1304. So long, sheriff.
You'll hear from me.Copy !req
1305. - Hello.
Mr. Henshaw is expected.Copy !req
1306. Never mind, operator.
I'll call him later.Copy !req
1307. And don't make any more
calls for about an hour.Copy !req
1308. Mr. Cohen?Copy !req
1309. I'm Mr. Kelly. My Cohen
is my associate. He's occupied.Copy !req
1310. - May I be of some service?
- The sheriff sent over a body?Copy !req
1311. Yes, a Mr. Bergdorf. Must've been
a fine-looking fellow in life.Copy !req
1312. With the compliments of Mr. Strager.Copy !req
1313. I'm helping to investigate
last night's robbery.Copy !req
1314. A shocking thing.Copy !req
1315. If somebody shows an interest
you should call me right away.Copy !req
1316. I'm Duke Santos. I'm at the Riviera.Copy !req
1317. You can tell Mr. Strager
he can depend on us.Copy !req
1318. He said he could, yeah.
And, Mr. Kelly, please...Copy !req
1319. not a word about this to anyone?Copy !req
1320. Not even to Mr. Cohen.Copy !req
1321. A job this big,
and nobody knows who did it?Copy !req
1322. We're digging, but so far, nothing.Copy !req
1323. - There ain't a single break?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1324. Okay, Fred. Keep listening.Copy !req
1325. - Hi, honey.
- Hello, darling.Copy !req
1326. Excuse me, but this is
the first opportunity I've had.Copy !req
1327. Operator, the Flamingo, please.Copy !req
1328. I had a date with Adele.
You must be starved.Copy !req
1329. I got other problems.
I can't have lunch.Copy !req
1330. I asked friends to join us.Copy !req
1331. You won't be lonesome.
Make it quick. I got calls coming.Copy !req
1332. Flamingo? I'd like to speak
to Mr. James Foster.Copy !req
1333. Who did you say?Copy !req
1334. Jimmy's there.
He didn't go to Squaw Valley.Copy !req
1335. Operator, if his room doesn't answer,
have him paged.Copy !req
1336. Wouldn't you think he'd call?
He knows very well I'm here.Copy !req
1337. Wait'll he hits the crap tables.Copy !req
1338. He only thinks of me
when he needs something.Copy !req
1339. What does he see in Danny Ocean
and those Army cronies?Copy !req
1340. They always hold meetings.Copy !req
1341. I'm paging him.
- Yes, I'll wait.Copy !req
1342. They're meeting? Why'd he say
he's going to Squaw Valley?Copy !req
1343. Adele told me he was here.
Ocean is with him.Copy !req
1344. Heaven knows how many
other ex-Army pals.Copy !req
1345. Foster, Ocean and Bergdorf.
All 82nd Airborne.Copy !req
1346. Maybe it's the anniversary
of one of their commando raids.Copy !req
1347. The Little Scorpions.
It's all very mysterious.Copy !req
1348. What are you doing?Copy !req
1349. It ain't mysterious.
Hello, operator.Copy !req
1350. - Yes, sir?
- Cancel all the calls I put in.Copy !req
1351. No wonder I couldn't find out nothing.
A work of art.Copy !req
1352. - What are you so excited about?
- This.Copy !req
1353. - The robbery?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1354. You had anything to do with this?Copy !req
1355. No, I'm clean.
But I know who pulled that job.Copy !req
1356. - You do?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1357. - Shouldn't you tell the police?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1358. You wanna know why not?
Because I love you too much.Copy !req
1359. May I learn what's so amusing?Copy !req
1360. Your Jimmy, your innocent.Copy !req
1361. - I knew he had guts when I met him.
- Please, Duke.Copy !req
1362. This job was cooked up by Jimmy
and his soldier pals.Copy !req
1363. Jimmy has all the money he could spend.
Why would he rob anyone?Copy !req
1364. Hitler had Europe.
Why'd he want Russia?Copy !req
1365. You can't compare Jimmy with him.
He fought Hitler.Copy !req
1366. He and his paratroopers
overran Germany.Copy !req
1367. Last night they overrun Las Vegas.Copy !req
1368. It's a shame that boy
wasn't born poor.Copy !req
1369. - What a career he could've had.
- You're serious.Copy !req
1370. They hijacked the town.Copy !req
1371. Jimmy and his paratroopers.Copy !req
1372. This won't take long.Copy !req
1373. See you at lunch.Copy !req
1374. - Want some lunch?
- Go ahead. I may not eat for weeks.Copy !req
1375. Hello, Danny.
Hey, nice room you got here.Copy !req
1376. - I don't know your friend.
- You don't know me.Copy !req
1377. Sure I do.
I'm a pal of Jimmy Foster's.Copy !req
1378. I know some of your other buddies too.Copy !req
1379. Like Tony Bergdorf.Copy !req
1380. Poor Tony died, you know.Copy !req
1381. It's too bad. His wife's coming over
to claim his body.Copy !req
1382. Yeah, Tony's going home in a pine box.Copy !req
1383. It's a beautiful job you boys pulled.
A real work of art.Copy !req
1384. - You a cop?
- Me? Duke Santos, a cop?Copy !req
1385. I only wish I was in on it with you.
I envy you, your youth.Copy !req
1386. You're not getting younger.
What do you want?Copy !req
1387. Pros, I would've put you
out of business.Copy !req
1388. But new talent needs encouraging.
I want half.Copy !req
1389. - Half of what?
- You tell me. You got the money.Copy !req
1390. You're talking to a dead phone.Copy !req
1391. There's a live one
at the sheriff's office.Copy !req
1392. So you are a cop?Copy !req
1393. I made a deal with the casino owners
to get their money back.Copy !req
1394. You're ready to double-cross them?Copy !req
1395. They were only gonna pay me
30 percent. You'll give me 50.Copy !req
1396. - Playing both ends from the middle.
- I can't lose.Copy !req
1397. You've already lost.
The money's sent out of town.Copy !req
1398. If you're here, the money's here.Copy !req
1399. We couldn't make a deal with you.Copy !req
1400. - Too many people involved.
- Talk to them.Copy !req
1401. That's gonna take a little time.Copy !req
1402. I'll give you till tomorrow.Copy !req
1403. I know you won't try anything cute.Copy !req
1404. 50 percent is better
than 100 of nothing.Copy !req
1405. One o'clock tomorrow, here.Copy !req
1406. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1407. Hold it.Copy !req
1408. What's your relationship to Jimmy?Copy !req
1409. I'm gonna marry his mama.Copy !req
1410. Jimmy sold us out.
Your best friend sold us out.Copy !req
1411. You believe that?Copy !req
1412. Want the facts tattooed on your nose?Copy !req
1413. Now we found out he's turned canary...Copy !req
1414. you gotta stand up for the slob.Copy !req
1415. - Always on the opposite side.
- You jump to conclusions.Copy !req
1416. What will the others jump to?Copy !req
1417. Does Jimmy
know where we hid the money?Copy !req
1418. - He does.
- Why doesn't he tell Santos...Copy !req
1419. pick it up
and split it with him?Copy !req
1420. - Go ahead. Right on the chin.
- Forget about it.Copy !req
1421. I've been making mistakes myself.Copy !req
1422. Oh, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!Copy !req
1423. I came as quickly as I could.
Are you ill?Copy !req
1424. You fool! You complete utter ass!Copy !req
1425. - Good, you're not ill.
- I could slap you.Copy !req
1426. Mother's Day? Did I forget?Copy !req
1427. You dare to be sarcastic after what
you've done? No, it's not.Copy !req
1428. How do you plan to celebrate
Mother's Day? Rob Fort Knox?Copy !req
1429. After stealing all the money
in Las Vegas, that's the next step.Copy !req
1430. Amazed? You probably thought
you'd committed the perfect crime.Copy !req
1431. - You moron, I could die.
- Who's been talking to you?Copy !req
1432. - Duke, he knows all about it.
- That's impossible!Copy !req
1433. - Why would you believe what he says?
- Because he's a professional.Copy !req
1434. Don't try to lie.
Your face gives you away.Copy !req
1435. - As a liar, you're an amateur.
- Where's Santos?Copy !req
1436. He's going to take the money
away from them.Copy !req
1437. Now he's gonna get mixed up
in this too.Copy !req
1438. Oh, Jimmy, how could you
treat me this way?Copy !req
1439. Now's a nice time to tell him.Copy !req
1440. I apologize. I thought
you blew the whistle on us.Copy !req
1441. But Clarence Darrow here,
he proved otherwise.Copy !req
1442. What do we do now that Santos knows?Copy !req
1443. Wish I knew.
We haven't got much time left.Copy !req
1444. I got an idea.Copy !req
1445. I'll paint you a picture
on the way out. Come on, Clarence.Copy !req
1446. What's so funny?Copy !req
1447. I knew this color would come in handy.Copy !req
1448. - Oh, Josh.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1449. - How do you get this stuff off?
- What I usually...Copy !req
1450. Ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1451. You can count it in San Francisco.Copy !req
1452. It's for Tony's widow.
It's only 10 grand.Copy !req
1453. Good boy. I should've
thought of that myself.Copy !req
1454. - Operation Pine Box.
- Danny? The widow just arrived.Copy !req
1455. I figure she'll ship the body
on the 11:40.Copy !req
1456. It's the only train today.
They got time.Copy !req
1457. You stay with her.
We'll phone the others.Copy !req
1458. Operator?
- Operator, get me Dudley 26969.Copy !req
1459. Vince Massler.
- Vince, watch the 11:40.Copy !req
1460. Tony may go out on it.Copy !req
1461. Mr. Santos will get his.Copy !req
1462. Sorry to keep you. I'm Mr. Cohen.Copy !req
1463. I came to make arrangements
to ship my husband's body.Copy !req
1464. Yes. Mrs. Bergdorf, may l...?Copy !req
1465. May I ask, Mrs. Bergdorf,
in my professional capacity...Copy !req
1466. are you a woman of means?Copy !req
1467. Oh, no.Copy !req
1468. No, my late husband left me $10,000.Copy !req
1469. I received it this morning.Copy !req
1470. I'd like to keep that
for my son's education.Copy !req
1471. I understand.Copy !req
1472. If I may make a suggestion,
Mrs. Bergdorf?Copy !req
1473. Of course.Copy !req
1474. The services in Las Vegas are
no different from San Francisco.Copy !req
1475. Your husband was a war hero.
And we have the American Legion here.Copy !req
1476. The legionnaires will be happy
to serve as pallbearers.Copy !req
1477. Why waste money
on needless transportation?Copy !req
1478. - I guess you're right, Mr. Cohen.
- Good. Good.Copy !req
1479. Danny?
- Corneal?Copy !req
1480. Something's going on,
but I don't know what.Copy !req
1481. - The box hasn't left?
- I don't think it's going to.Copy !req
1482. - Why not?
- A bunch of legionnaires showed up.Copy !req
1483. They're gonna attend the services.Copy !req
1484. The widow's gonna plant Tony here
in Vegas.Copy !req
1485. Whoops.Copy !req
1486. Wait there. I'll round up the boys.
We'll be over.Copy !req
1487. - Who is it?
- Kelly of Kelly and Cohen Morticians.Copy !req
1488. You asked me to call you
if something unusual happened.Copy !req
1489. Bergdorf? Yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
1490. A dozen men arrived
to attend the services...Copy !req
1491. held in our chapel which serves
all denominations and faiths.Copy !req
1492. Skip the commercial, will you?Copy !req
1493. These men don't look like
usual mourners.Copy !req
1494. There's something else.Copy !req
1495. I made an unusual discovery
in the waiting chapel.Copy !req
1496. I could call it incredible.Copy !req
1497. Mr. Santos, I will call it incredible.Copy !req
1498. - What is it?
- A money band. A $10,000 money band.Copy !req
1499. Lying by the coffin.
It wasn't there last night.Copy !req
1500. - By the coffin?
- Right beside it.Copy !req
1501. I hardly know what to think.Copy !req
1502. I do. I'll be right over.Copy !req
1503. How do you like that?
A dead delivery boy!Copy !req
1504. We are gathered together today
to pay tribute...Copy !req
1505. to the memory of
Anthony Raymond Bergdorf.Copy !req
1506. At such a time it is fitting
that we recall the psalm of David.Copy !req
1507. "The Lord is my shepherd,
I shall not want.Copy !req
1508. He maketh me to lie down
in green pastures.Copy !req
1509. He leadeth me besides still waters.Copy !req
1510. He restoreth my soul.Copy !req
1511. He guideth me in the paths
of righteousness for his name's sake.Copy !req
1512. Though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death...Copy !req
1513. I will fear no evil,
for thou art with me.Copy !req
1514. Thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.Copy !req
1515. Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.Copy !req
1516. Thou anointest my head with oil;
my cup runneth over.Copy !req
1517. Surely goodness and mercy shall
follow me all..."Copy !req
1518. - What's that noise?
What's that noise?Copy !req
1519. "... the Lord forever."Copy !req
1520. What's that noise?Copy !req
1521. The deceased is being cremated.Copy !req
1522. "Verily, verily, the Lord giveth
and the Lord taketh away.Copy !req
1523. Earth to earth, ashes to ashes...Copy !req
1524. dust to dust.Copy !req
1525. In sure and certain hope
of the resurrection unto eternal life.Copy !req
1526. The Lord lift up His face upon you...Copy !req
1527. and give you peace.Copy !req
1528. This day and always.Copy !req
1529. Amen."Copy !req