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- No, no. Stop.
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- Oh, my God. I knew it.
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- Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.
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69. "Nikki, I think we should grab
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72. - Yeah, exactly.
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93. - I'll do it right.
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- Wow, you are so lucky.
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119. I don't think I'm gonna
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126. I-I don't... I don't think I can tonight.
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129. What?
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131. Yeah.
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134. Really?
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135. How come?
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136. I don't know.
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137. Yeah, we're kind of running
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138. you know, might want to skip that stuff
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140. You're right.
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141. - Tonight's the night.
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144. No, I just dropped my crystal
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150. Oh, o-okay.
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151. - Thank you.
- Right. Yeah, I know.
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152. Ryan was saying that, too,
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153. Oh, you're definitely not the only one.
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- Hey, uh, sorry.
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157. Yeah. Yeah, here, let me show you.
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158. No, honestly, 'cause that's
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159. Like, what? What are you
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160. Oh, my God, that's crazy.
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161. - What?
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163. Um, so this is all we have.
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164. Yeah, each rock has its own
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167. and then the rose quartz
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188. Yeah, well, they've been pretty
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191. Okay, well, don't come back complaining.
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- They aren't all tuned.
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211. slapping it like a bass,
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212. - don't even get me started.
- Ladies, please.
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216. - Girls.
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217. - it would give you
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230. - Sorry, I didn't…
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232. - I-I just don't want you
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233. - I know, babe. I love you.
- I love you.
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240. - Great idea, Nikki.
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248. Don't make fun of my drink.
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- I like a man
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251. - Why is that feminine?
- It's not.
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- I said I got it.
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291. Didn't realize we were all
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294. What are we cheers-ing to?
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295. To Sandy.
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297. - It is trivia time.
- Mm-mm. All right.
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298. - And as always…
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299. - All right. -Yeah,
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300. - Here we go.
- …will win a $100 Visa.
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- …early film trivia.
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- Nikki…
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- Fuck that.
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- Get home safe, okay?
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- Fuck these losers.
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- No, I…
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- Good night.
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451. I mean, I did just lose my cat, Bear.
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452. You lost your cat?
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453. Oh, wait.
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454. Uh, I mean... I mean you lost your cat.
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455. I'm so sorry.
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456. I'm so sorry for your loss.
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457. Do you… Should we…
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458. Do you want to come inside or...?
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459. Nikki…
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460. are you okay?
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461. Are you okay?
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462. Am I okay because of the cat?
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463. Yeah.
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464. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Why don't you come inside,
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465. and we can have some drinks
and talk about your cat.
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466. Yeah.
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467. I'm sorry. Yeah.
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468. Nikki, I'm confused.
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469. - I think you're drunk.
- No!
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471. Wait, what the fuck?
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472. Nikki, what the fuck? Are you okay?
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473. I'm acting so weird.
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474. This is so weird.
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475. What the fuck?
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476. No.
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477. - Why are you…
- No. No.
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478. - What are you do…
- Come on.
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479. - Come on. Come on.
- What the fuck?
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480. Actually, no.
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481. What are you doing?
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482. I know what you're trying to do.
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483. What the fuck?
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484. Nikki, no. Why are you getting in my car?
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485. Let's go to your place.
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486. You are honestly freaking me out.
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487. Oh…
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488. God, no.
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489. I have never seen you
act like this before.
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490. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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491. I must be…
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492. pretty fucked up.
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493. Yes, I know, which is why
I think you should go home…
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495. Can't do that.
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496. Uh…
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497. I just don't know
if I can be alone right now.
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498. Why?
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499. My dad's dying.
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500. Nikki, no.
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501. - I'm so sorry.
- I just took one step
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502. inside my house, and I couldn't.
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503. Can we go, please?
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504. Where do you want to go?
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505. Wow.
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506. Yep.
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507. This is it.
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508. It's, uh…
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509. It's bigger than your last place.
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510. Yeah. Um, it was Grandma's.
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511. I got to keep it.
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512. Oh, my God.
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513. It smells like you.
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514. What do you mean? Does it smell bad?
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515. No. No, just you.
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516. It's nice.
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517. I like it here.
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518. Let me know if you need,
like, water or towels
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519. or, I don't know,
Advil or something, okay?
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520. - I'm sorry I was weird earlier.
- No.
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521. No need to apologize.
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522. Just, um…
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523. take all the space or time that you need.
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524. Okay?
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525. Good night.
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526. Wait.
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527. Yeah?
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528. Can you sleep with me?
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529. Please?
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530. - Um…
- Please. I just…
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531. I'll get in my head all night
and stare at the ceiling.
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532. Please?
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533. Y-Yeah.
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534. Yeah.
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535. Are you okay?
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536. Given the circumstances, yeah.
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537. God, I needed this.
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538. Really?
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539. Yeah.
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540. Why?
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541. Uh…
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542. I'm really sorry about your cat, Bear.
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543. I... I think you got me beat on that one.
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544. Wait.
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545. What the fuck?
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546. What the fuck? What the fuck?
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547. - What? What? What?
- Oh, my God.
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548. - I'm so sorry.
- You kissed me.
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549. I know. I-I... I thought I saw something.
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550. - What the fuck was that?
- I don't know.
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551. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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552. - Nikki, what the fuck was that?
- I don't know. I just…
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553. Can we… Can we sleep?
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554. I'm sorry.
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555. You don't have to be sorry. Just...
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556. Shit, you made me feel like
I did something
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557. - you didn't like.
- No.
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558. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just…
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559. - I thought I saw something.
- Oh, my God.
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560. - You scared the shit out of me.
- It was a panic attack.
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561. What?
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562. It was a panic attack.
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563. - Really?
- Yeah.
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564. I'm just so lost.
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565. It's okay.
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566. What were you doing?
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567. I-I was just going to the bathroom.
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568. Can you lay with me?
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569. I don't know, Nikki.
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570. Please?
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571. Oh, no.
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572. No, you're supposed to like it.
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573. Nikki, you…
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574. It's a memorial. I…
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575. No, it's fucked up.
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576. Well, I don't know if it's fucked, Bear.
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577. No, it is.
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578. Is that good?
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579. Why would that be good?
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580. - Oh, Nikki.
- What?
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581. Show me the plug-in keyboard
that isn't working,
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582. 'cause I don't want to give
some Karen an excuse to…
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583. - Carter. Don't say "Karen."
- What?
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584. No, but isn't that someone that says no?
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585. No, Carter. You can't say that.
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586. - Oh. Why?
- There's people inside.
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587. - Just… Okay, let's go.
- Yes.
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588. Go. Go.
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589. Okay. Okay.
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590. What the fuck?
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591. What the fuck happened last night?
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592. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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593. You're not gonna believe
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594. the crazy fucking night
that I just had, dude.
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595. - You fucked Nikki, you dog.
- No. No.
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596. - What did you say to her?
- No, I didn't fuck her, dude.
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597. I just saw you come in together.
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598. - Yeah, well…
- Did she sleep over?
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599. By the way, you got to clock in.
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600. - Ian.
- What-what are you afraid of?
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601. Sarah?
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602. Just pretend like we're... Laugh.
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603. Yeah.
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604. I think Nikki is going through something.
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605. - What?
- I don't know, dude.
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606. She was acting super fucking weird.
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607. Like, she would, like…
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608. Like, what? Is she okay?
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609. No.
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610. - Did she tell you what's wrong?
- Like, sort of,
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611. but I think there's more.
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612. Well, what the fuck is it?
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613. - I'm gonna let her tell you.
- Don't fucking bring it up
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614. and then don't tell me,
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615. - you fucking asshole.
- Her dad has cancer.
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616. - Really?
- That's what she told me.
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617. Her dad in Washington
that she doesn't care about?
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618. It still hurts, I guess. I don't know.
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619. - Yeah. Yeah. -But I think
it's more than that.
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620. Like, I think she's having, like,
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621. a mental breakdown or something.
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622. Like, she would, like, freak out,
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623. and then she would, like,
snap back to happy.
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624. What the fuck? Are-are you joking?
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625. She started kissing me and then crying.
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626. It was really fucking weird.
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627. Uh, so you told her
how you felt, and then…
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628. I didn't tell her.
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629. What?
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630. - I didn't tell her.
- You…
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631. - Sh-She was kissing you?
- That's what I'm saying.
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632. And how exactly does that
make fucking sense?
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633. I don't know, dude.
I think she needs serious help.
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634. And sh… and she was crying?
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635. Yes, and then she would, like,
snap back to normal.
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636. It was terrifying.
It was, like, psychotic.
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637. I don't know. And then…
and then she wanted me to, like,
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638. cuddle and sleep with her.
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639. - Did you?
- No.
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640. - 'Cause that'd be fucked up
if you did, bro. -I didn't.
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641. - I was sleeping on the fucking
floor. -Don't fuck with me.
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642. She was freaking me out.
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643. You think she was on Molly again?
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644. I mean, I don't think…
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645. - Maybe.
- Yeah, dude.
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646. It sounds like she was on fucking Molly.
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647. Yeah, maybe.
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648. - I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Wait, wait.
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649. Is she still looking?
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650. Yep, totally. She's looking.
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651. - Don't be weird.
- Can you just
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652. chill the fuck out and clock the fuck in?
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653. Baron, I'm gonna
need you to play "Moon River"
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654. - on the piano for that…
- Hey, Bear.
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655. 14-year-old shit brick in keyboards.
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656. Hey, Bear.
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657. Sarah, honey,
will you stock up percussion?
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658. All right, come on, guys. Big day today.
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659. We're gonna have a rush.
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660. Okay.
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661. Dude, I need a fucking
drink after that shit.
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662. That was insane.
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663. - Told you.
- I'm pouring myself a…
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664. I'm calling it a night.
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665. - Um…
- Have a good one.
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666. - Thank you.
- See ya.
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667. - Get home safe. Bye.
- Uh, Nikki,
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668. I don't know if I can take you home today.
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669. I know. I'm just grabbing my purse.
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670. Oh.
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671. Ready?
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672. Yep.
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673. Uh, excuse me.
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674. - Are you gonna take her?
- Yeah.
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675. I'm gonna take her.
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676. - Okay.
- Good.
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677. Trust me.
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678. Bye, guys.
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679. See ya.
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680. I looked at, like,
three different websites,
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681. - and, like…
- Yeah.
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682. I think she was…
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683. - Yeah.
- Did you talk to her?
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684. - Yeah, I did.
- What did she say?
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685. Uh, sh-she's… she's good.
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686. Everything's good.
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687. She wasn't, like,
looking at you or anything.
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688. She was staring at me, and…
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689. Maybe, but I-I was just talking to her.
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690. She was looking at both of us.
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691. It looked like we were talking about her,
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692. so that explains it.
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693. You guys walked in together.
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694. - I'm gonna just call her.
- Uh, maybe don't.
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695. Don't do that.
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696. 'Cause, you know,
we're just… we're chatting.
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697. - Just…
- Hold on.
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698. It sounds like you're gonna talk to her.
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699. Bear…
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700. - Hey, Bear.
- Oh.
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701. - Hey.
- I had to shower,
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702. and I didn't know what to wear.
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703. For what?
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704. So, I'm really sorry
about last night. I, um…
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705. - No. -Ian told me you were freaked out.
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706. I'm just glad I could be there, I guess.
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707. Yeah, um, so I probably
shouldn't have taken anything.
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708. So…
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709. I was on MDMA.
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710. - Right.
- And… wasted.
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711. That's okay.
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712. Do you…
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713. remember…
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714. stuff?
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715. Some of it. I mean…
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716. So, if I was weird, that's why,
and my dad made me a mess,
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717. and so I did things I probably
wouldn't have done otherwise.
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718. And I'm not saying
that you took advantage of me.
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719. Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.
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720. That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying that.
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721. - Not saying what?
- You took advantage of me.
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722. I don't think… I didn't.
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723. I know. That's why…
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724. - I'm saying you didn't.
- Okay.
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725. Good.
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726. I just, um, don't like to…
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727. I really like what we have,
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728. and I want to be honest about some things,
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729. and it's really important for me.
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730. It's okay. Um, you know, I-I get it.
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731. I get it.
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732. I know you like me, Bear.
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733. No, I…
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734. Why? Do you like me?
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735. Would it freak you out if I said yes?
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736. How long have you felt that way?
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737. It's just happened over time.
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738. Started during Christmas, and…
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739. I don't know, it just…
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740. Then, last night, I saw what we could...
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741. Do you have feelings for me?
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742. Yeah, I do.
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743. And I wrote, "In a band,"
and then she made me change it.
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744. - Yeah.
- Bitch.
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745. And then you leaned in,
and you whispered…
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746. "I'll be in your band."
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747. Yeah.
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748. How's your dad doing?
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749. Can we not talk about that?
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750. Okay.
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751. Um…
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752. so what do you want to do?
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753. I mean, I never really asked.
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754. Well, that's not all your fault.
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755. I mean, I'm kind of private, I guess.
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756. You guess?
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757. I've been told.
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758. - By who?
- Ian.
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759. You, actually.
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760. You told me that once.
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761. I did?
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762. You called me a closed book.
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763. Well, I guess the good thing
about a closed book is
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764. I get to read it from the start.
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765. Maybe a food critic or something.
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766. You put ketchup on your steak.
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767. I'll come in, and they'll be like,
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768. "Hey, aren't you the food guy?"
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769. And I'll say, "Please,
call me Three-Bite Bailey."
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770. And then they will serve me
a four-course meal,
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771. and I'll pull out my wallet,
and they'll say,
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772. "No, no, no, sir, please,
tonight, on the house."
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773. And then I get paid.
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774. Is that how that goes?
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775. I actually don't know.
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776. Okay, my little food critic,
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777. what's the verdict on this bread?
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778. - This bread?
- Mm-hmm.
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779. Oh.
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780. Well…
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781. Hmm. Slightly stale, but the
butter makes up for that shit.
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782. - Profound.
- That'll be a hundred dollars.
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783. Well…
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784. Sorry.
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785. It's the second time he's called.
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786. I'll be right back.
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787. - What is it, dude? I'm busy.
- Oh, busy doing Nikki?
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788. What do you want?
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789. Okay, so, um…
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790. What is it?
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791. I'm not gonna tell Sarah about this,
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792. because I don't want to spread drama.
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793. I looked into Nikki's dad having cancer,
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794. and he's healthy as a baby.
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795. He's been to work, like, every day.
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796. Why would she lie about that, Ian?
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797. I don't know. For attention.
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798. I called the hospital she told me about,
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799. and they didn't even know
who I was talking about.
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800. Look, you know I always
got your back on this stuff.
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801. Apparently, Nikki and Sarah
had a conversation about you
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802. that-that day you weren't in,
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803. and, uh, Nikki said
she just thought of you
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804. like her little brother or, you know,
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805. and she, like, friend-zoned you.
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806. And-and-and look, that may suck to hear,
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808. I-I don't know, I think she has
some kind of ill intentions
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809. or something freaking mental
is going on, man.
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810. And maybe Sarah's jealous
and made that up,
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811. but, like, even if you take
that out of the equation,
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812. this is strange, dude.
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813. It's like Nikki snapped
into a different person.
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814. Sh-She's all of a sudden
infatuated with you.
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815. Everything okay?
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816. Nikki, do you…
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817. What?
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818. Never mind.
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819. I have something for you.
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820. - What is it?
- Um…
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821. What is it?
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822. Open it.
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823. It's a… it's a tiger's eye.
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824. - Wow.
- It was my mom's,
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825. and then it was mine.
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826. It's supposed to bring you
confidence and willpower, so…
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827. now you can be a food critic.
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828. Why are you giving it to me?
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829. Bear, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.
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830. I don't think I could live without you.
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831. You love me more than anyone in the world?
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832. Yes, more than anyone.
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833. Nikki.
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834. Yeah?
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835. Does your dad really have cancer?
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836. No.
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837. No, no, no.
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838. What?
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839. No, no, no,
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840. - no, no, no, no, no.
- What?
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841. - Don't do that!
- Nikki.
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842. I thought we were having a nice date.
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843. - We-we are. We are. Sit down.
- Why does it matter?
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844. - I thought we were having
a nice date. -We are. We are.
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845. We are. We are.
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846. It's okay.
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847. We are. We are.
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848. Then why does it matter?
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849. It doesn't matter to me.
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850. Oh, yeah.
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851. Yeah. Uh-huh.
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852. - Oh, that was amazing, baby.
- Yeah.
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853. Yeah.
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854. Nikki?
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855. Go back to sleep.
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856. Nikki.
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857. What are you doing?
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858. What are you doing?
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859. Watching you sleep.
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860. You're so cute when you sleep.
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861. Wearing my sweater, huh?
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862. Smells like you.
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863. - Can you come back to bed?
- No, no.
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864. - Nikki.
- No.
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865. I don't like my dreams.
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866. I feel like you don't love me
as much as I do.
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867. Like it's not mutual.
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868. No, I… I do.
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869. Just come back to bed.
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870. Please?
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871. Go back to sleep.
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872. Why don't you love me?
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873. Nikki? Nikki, where are you?
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874. What?
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875. Nikki, what are you doing?
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876. Nikki.
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877. No, what-what do you want me to do?
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878. For Sandy, okay?
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879. Stay!
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880. What the fuck?
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881. - Morning.
- Morning.
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882. Um…
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883. Yeah?
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884. Did you cut my hair?
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885. Yeah.
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886. Let's not do that.
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887. Okay.
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888. Packed you a lunch.
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889. Oh.
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890. Oh, oh, can-can we talk about last night?
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891. I know.
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892. I know. I know.
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893. It was kind of weird.
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894. Right?
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895. Yeah. I'm so sorry.
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896. Okay, good, 'cause if I'm being honest,
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897. it was kind of terrifying.
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898. Oh, my God.
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899. I'm so sorry.
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900. I had a bad dream, and I just…
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901. - You what?
- How's this?
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902. Not great.
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903. Okay.
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904. - Listen, Nikki.
- Come here.
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905. - I think…
- Come here.
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906. Listen.
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907. I love you.
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908. I love you, too.
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909. - So, so, so, so…
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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910. Good. Good.
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911. So, will you promise me something?
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912. Yes.
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913. No more weird stuff.
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914. All right?
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915. No more watching me while I sleep
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916. or, like, moving weird.
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917. - Okay.
- All right?
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918. I super promise,
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919. and I'm so sorry that it even happened.
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920. Okay.
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921. - Okay.
- So…
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922. - we're good.
- We're good.
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923. We're good.
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924. - Great.
- Great.
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925. We're good.
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926. All right.
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927. Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you.
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928. I wish I was scheduled today.
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929. No, no, just enjoy your day off.
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930. Maybe I can pop by.
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931. No, no, just make yourself at home.
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932. Love you.
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933. Love you.
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934. If you're having trouble with the door,
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935. maybe you should just stay home.
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936. No, I got it.
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937. Bye, Bear.
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938. Why-why is everyone
so entitled these days?
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939. Like, people have no patience.
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940. It's... it was so clear I was busy,
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941. and they won't stop pestering me.
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942. What the fuck is that?
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943. Inside joke.
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944. You going to Ian's thing tonight?
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945. First I've heard.
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946. Well…
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947. "Well," what?
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948. I heard what you told Ian.
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949. About what?
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950. About Nikki.
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951. How she friend-zoned me.
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952. I don't know what Nikki said
in the past, but…
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953. I mean, we literally talked about it once.
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954. I just think that it's weird
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955. how you two are dating all of a sudden.
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956. Like, super dating.
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957. I don't know, Sarah.
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958. Look, I couldn't care less
whatever game Nikki is playing.
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959. I just don't want you to get hurt and...
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960. What is your problem
with Nikki? -No, and if
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961. Ian's gonna spread my shit,
then you should know,
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962. - Ian and…
- Honey.
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963. We got another one.
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964. God, I'm nervous.
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965. Please, God.
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966. Please.
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967. No.
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968. Well, you got to get in
somewhere, or else…
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969. - I know.
- You know?
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970. Okay.
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971. Get back to work.
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972. This is what I get for being such a fucker
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973. in high school, huh?
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974. Is that your… the last one?
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975. No, one more.
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976. Luther.
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977. You can give me a tattoo without a school.
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978. Thanks.
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979. It has to be small, in a hidden location.
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980. Your lunch smells weird.
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981. - Oops.
- Jesus.
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982. "My little food critic."
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983. - What are you doing?
- "My little food critic."
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984. Well, what's the verdict on cat?
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985. What?
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986. What does that mean?
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987. "What's the verdict: cat?"
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988. Bear, what's that mean?
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989. That is so fucking weird.
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990. Bear, what does that mean?
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991. What?
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992. Bear, what is it?
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993. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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994. Are-are-are you okay? Bear, what...
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995. Oh, my God.
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996. - Bear, are you okay?
- What's going on?
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997. - Oh, my God!
- Bear, what the fuck?
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998. - Dad!
- No, I can't do that.
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999. - I can't look at that.
- Bear, what does that mean?
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1000. Inside joke.
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1001. Baron.
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1002. Yo, can I get a... can I get a ride home?
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1003. Where's your car?
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1004. Uh, I had to Uber today.
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1005. "Check engine" light.
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1006. - I was gonna run some…
- What, run some errands?
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1007. Come on, we're neighbors.
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1008. So, uh…
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1009. we gonna talk about you and Nikki?
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1010. What about it?
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1011. You come to me saying
Nikki's having, like,
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1012. some fucking crazy
mental breakdown or something
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1013. and that she needs to get help,
and now you're acting like,
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1014. "Oh, no, no, we're in love.
She's fucking fine.
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1015. - Everything's perfect."
- She was on drugs.
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1016. Nikki is literally fine.
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1017. Okay, can you just please
break this down for me?
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1018. She's lying about cancer.
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1019. I'm not gonna break this down for you.
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1020. And now she's sleeping over all the time.
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1021. I don't want to break down
our relationship.
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1022. Lying about her dad.
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1023. I mean, you have to admit that's crazy.
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1024. Oh, and by the way, I heard
you're having a party tonight.
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1025. - Don't change the subject.
- Why didn't you invite us?
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1026. Oh, oh, so now you're an "us"?
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1027. Well, why didn't you invite me
to the party?
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1028. Don't-don't change the subject.
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1029. I'm not gonna invite you two to my place.
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1030. Why not?
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1031. Because.
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1032. It kind of looks like Nikki's
going through something,
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1033. and… it kind of looks like
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1034. you're taking advantage of the situation.
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1035. - Oh, fuck you, dude.
- And I say it with love, bro.
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1036. - I'm saying it with love.
- Come on, she is all over me.
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1037. I'm on your side, but it's a bad look.
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1038. What do you think this is gonna
look like to other people?
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1039. Why-why are you trying
to ruin something good?
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1040. Carter even said something.
It's a bad look, man.
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1041. That is so unfair, dude.
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1042. She's the one who won't leave me alone.
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1043. Fine.
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1044. You want to come over tonight?
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1045. I don't know, maybe.
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1046. Nikki can't come.
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1047. Dude.
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1048. No, Nikki can't come.
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1049. - It's a boys' night.
- Great.
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1050. I'm sure she'll be fine with it.
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1051. I'll text Sarah not to come,
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1052. and that should be completely fine,
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1053. because if the relationship is healthy
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1054. and it's not built on some codependency,
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1055. dad dying, not dying, what-the-fuck-ever,
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1056. then she should be completely…
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1057. she should have no fucking problem
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1058. with you coming to a boys' night.
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1059. - I'm totally fine with it, too.
- You are fine with it.
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1060. Nikki, I'm very upset.
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1061. You can't cook the cat.
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1062. You can't cook the cat, okay?
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1063. I'm going to hang out with Ian tonight.
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1064. Gonna hang out with Ian alone.
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1065. Okay.
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1066. Hello?
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1067. Um…
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1068. Hello?
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1069. Hey.
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1070. What's up?
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1071. Um, is this…
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1072. One Wish Willow?
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1073. Yeah.
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1074. Uh, o-okay. Um…
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1075. O-Okay, I-I was…
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1076. calling to see if there's a way I can...
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1077. alter a wish.
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1078. You'd like to cancel your wish?
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1079. No. No, no, no.
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1080. Uh, it's okay to keep the…
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1081. I-I just want to know if I can, like...
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1082. alter it a little.
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1083. I'm sorry. We don't really do that.
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1084. No?
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1085. If you have any questions
about how the wish works
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1086. or if you read the back of the box...
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1087. I mean, is it even real?
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1088. Yeah, it's real.
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1089. No, I-I know that the…
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1090. Is her love real?
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1091. Just because you chose this for her
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1092. doesn't make it less real.
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1093. Okay. Then I would like to cancel.
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1094. You'd like to file a cancel request?
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1095. Yes. Yeah, a-a cancel request.
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1096. - We don't really do that.
- What?
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1097. We don't really do that.
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1098. You were just making it sound like
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1099. I could put in a request.
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1100. I was just guessing your intention, man.
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1101. What the hell?
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1102. Well, what can I do, then?
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1103. Nothing, really.
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1104. So she's just fucked forever?
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1105. Well, yeah. I mean, as long as you live.
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1106. As long as I live?
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1107. I mean, when-when you die,
the wish will go away.
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1108. You're sure there's nothing else I can do?
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1109. Yeah. I mean, as long as you live.
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1110. Sounds to me like you have
a moral obligation
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1111. to be there for her.
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1112. Okay, but w-wait.
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1113. Sh-She does this thing
where she's, like…
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1114. freaks out.
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1115. Wh-What is that?
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1116. Do you want to talk to her?
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1117. What? Who?
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1118. Do you want to talk to her?
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1119. Who is that?
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1120. Nikki.
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1121. Do you want to speak to her?
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1122. - Oh, shit!
- Bear.
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1123. Hi. Hi.
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1124. - Hi.
- Hi.
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1125. - What happened?
- What?
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1126. What the fuck happened?
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1127. I don't know what to do.
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1128. Do you need, like, a…
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1129. Oh.
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1130. - Um…
- God, I…
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1131. - It's okay.
- I'm disgusting.
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1132. Did you have a seizure or something?
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1133. - What happened?
- I…
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1134. ate a bug or I have
a stomach bug, I think.
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1135. Okay, um, I don't know what to do. Um...
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1136. I was just waiting for you to come home.
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1137. - Oh, my God, I'm disgusting.
- Uh, maybe you should…
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1138. I… I'll shower.
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1139. Let's-let-let's go to the shower, okay?
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1140. I-I'll clean it up. I'll clean it up.
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1141. It's okay. You can…
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1142. I'll go shower.
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1143. - Or… Yeah.
- And I'll clean it up.
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1144. I promise.
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1145. Um, you can…
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1146. Oh, shit.
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1147. I'll clean it up, baby!
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1148. It's okay.
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1149. Um, Nikki?
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1150. We talked about this.
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1151. Did you cook the cat?
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1152. Nikki, you can't do that.
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1153. I am very upset about that.
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1154. Okay, honey.
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1155. Hey, listen, um…
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1156. Ian invited me to a-a boys' night tonight.
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1157. Okay.
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1158. So I-I think I'm just gonna go to that,
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1159. if that's okay with you.
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1160. Go to the boys' night?
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1161. Yeah.
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1162. I can get dressed and go with you.
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1163. Oh, man. That-that sounds great.
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1164. Yeah, let me finish showering,
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1165. - and I'll go with you.
- It's-it's just that, um…
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1166. Ian said it was a boys' night,
so I think maybe I'll just go.
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1167. Are you okay?
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1168. That's so weird, 'cause…
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1169. Sarah was telling me that she's going.
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1170. Really?
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1171. Okay, well, I'll just stay here, then.
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1172. - I mean, if-if Sarah's going…
- No, no, no.
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1173. - If you wanted me to go, I…
- No, you know what?
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1174. I-I think you should come.
I-I really want you to come.
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1175. No!
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1176. If you wanted me to go,
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1177. you would tell me to go!
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1178. I knew you were gonna bring her.
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1179. I fucking knew it. She-she guilt you?
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1180. She didn't guilt me. Shut the fuck up.
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1181. You couldn't be without her
for three fucking hours?
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1182. Sarah invited her.
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1183. - What was I supposed to do?
- Sure.
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1184. You told me you weren't
going to invite Sarah.
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1185. - Sarah did nothing wrong.
- Neither did we.
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1186. No weird shit.
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1187. Hey. Keep your fucking hands
off my mom's china, asshole.
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1188. Hey.
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1189. Okay, it's my turn. My turn.
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1190. Ooh, someone's getting fucked up.
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1191. Okay. "Choose someone to drink
every time you do
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1192. for the next three rounds."
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1193. Ah, yeah, you're going down
with this ship.
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1194. Man, here we go. Cheers.
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1195. Uh, "Switch seats with anyone."
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1196. Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki.
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1197. - Ooh.
- No.
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1198. - Uh-oh.
- It's okay, baby.
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1199. Oh. No, it's okay.
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1200. I showered, baby.
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1201. Geez, Bear, what kind of spell
did you put on her?
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1202. So true.
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1203. Nikki, it's your turn.
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1204. Oh.
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1205. "The air was charged by the
distinct call of a night bird.
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1206. "His face was obscured,
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1207. "but I knew he was looking at my chest,
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1208. "each side stretching, recently mature,
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1209. "to different sizes.
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1210. "'And so, come lie with me
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1211. "like the old woman taught us
when we were children,' I said.
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1212. "He closed the door and leaned against it.
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1213. "'You're not my wife, Gretel,' he said.
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1214. "'I'm more than your wife.
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1215. "I am your sister.'
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1216. "Hansel flinched and reached
for the door handle.
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1217. "I knew he would not leave this place.
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1218. "He would relent
and choose to be inside me
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1219. "like he had many nights before.
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1220. "If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm,
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1221. "roll it like a stick of licorice
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1222. "and insert the flesh between my legs.
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1223. "Hansel is my soul.
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1224. "A love only the branch
of a willow tree could conjure.
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1225. Brother, you will be inside me tonight."
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1226. New book I'm working on.
I don't have to drink.
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1227. It's your turn, Joe.
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1228. I switched spots with Baron,
so it's his turn now.
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1229. Oh, shit. Okay.
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1230. Um…
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1231. "Kiss the person on your left."
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1232. No one on this earth will ever comprehend
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1233. what it feels like to love someone
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1234. as much as I love you.
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1235. And everyone in this room will die
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1236. never feeling the strength of connection
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1237. I have felt with my Bear.
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1238. Nikki…
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1239. are you okay?
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1240. I'm just kidding, guys.
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1241. I'm just kidding.
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1242. Come on, it's a joke.
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1243. I'm just joking.
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1244. Okay, fine. I'm not joking.
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1245. Deal with it.
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1246. Anybody, uh, want any, uh, Jell-O shots?
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1247. I'll take one.
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1248. Thank you, Reggie. Yep, cool.
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1249. Any other takers?
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1250. It's not me! It's not me!
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1251. It's not me!
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1252. Bear, she needs your help! Bear, help her!
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1253. No, no, no. You got to…
Bear, get her to the hospital.
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1254. I'm so sorry.
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1255. Bear, she needs to go to the hospital.
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1256. Just stand still for a second. Bear.
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1257. She needs to go to the hospital.
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1258. - God, Ian.
- Bear.
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1259. Bear, are you fucking
listening to me? Get up.
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1260. - Bear, let's go!
- Get up, asshole!
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1261. Where you going?
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1262. Just going to the bathroom, Nikki.
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1263. Okay?
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1264. Okay?
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1265. Can I stand outside?
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1266. - Why did you do this?
- I know.
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1267. Why did you act like that
tonight? -Sarah's dirty.
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1268. You… Nikki.
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1269. - You're scaring everyone.
- Bear…
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1270. I don't know why I did it.
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1271. - I just get nervous.
- You hurt yourself.
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1272. - I'm sorry.
- Look at your face.
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1273. I know Sarah likes you.
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1274. That… That's…
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1275. - What?
- That's just…
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1276. God, fucking everything was normal!
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1277. Everything was good.
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1278. You were so… I'm sorry.
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1279. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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1280. Look, you're so beautiful,
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1281. and you were... and you-you are normal,
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1282. but this is not... this isn't okay, Nikki.
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1283. Do you like me?
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1284. What? I…
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1285. - Bear, I love you.
- No, no, no, no.
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1286. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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1287. Do you… do you like me?
Do you even like me at all?
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1288. Is-is Nik… is Nikki happy?
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1289. Does Nikki like me?
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1290. Yeah.
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1291. - I'm your Freaky Nikki.
- No, no.
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1292. No, no, no. Nope.
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1293. - No, no.
- Where are you going?
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1294. I'm going to the bathroom, Nikki.
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1295. - Can I do that?
- Can you tell me you love me?
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1296. This is all I've ever wanted.
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1297. Me, too.
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1298. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
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1299. Yes, it is, Bear. It's always been you.
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1300. I want this to work so bad.
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1301. - It can. It can.
- No, no. No, it can't.
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1302. - Yes, it can.
- Okay. Okay.
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1303. Then, uh, you need to go home
for one night or…
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1304. a-a-and we need to, like, take
some space from each other.
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1305. - Okay, w-we have to…
- No…
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1306. - God, Nikki, no!
- I don't want space.
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1307. We have to take space
from each other, Nikki!
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1308. It's normal for couples
to have some fucking space
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1309. - from each other!
- I don't want space! Please.
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1310. - Just tell me what I can do.
- Just be normal like…
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1311. - I can be normal!
- I just…
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1312. God, I just want you to be Nikki.
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1313. I can be Nikki.
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1314. - Just be Nikki.
- I can. I can.
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1315. I can.
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1316. I'll be anything you want me to be.
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1317. No, don't say that.
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1318. Anything you want me to be.
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1319. No, no. You won't listen.
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1320. Nikki wouldn't say that.
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1321. I just want you to act like Nikki.
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1322. - I'll be… Let me be Nikki.
- You're not being like Nikki.
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1323. I can be Nikki!
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1324. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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1325. I'm sorry.
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1326. I can be Nikki. I can be Nikki.
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1327. I love you. I'm sorry.
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1328. It's not real.
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1329. What do you mean?
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1330. It's not real.
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1331. I love you
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1332. in every reality, Bear.
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1333. I love you, too.
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1334. Whoa, whoa.
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1335. What the fuck?
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1336. Nikki, stop.
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1337. No, please. Nikki, you're scaring me!
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1338. Don't be scared, baby. Don't be scared.
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1339. I-I would never hurt you.
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1340. - I'm sorry.
- Stop!
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1341. Nikki, you're scaring me!
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1342. Okay.
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1343. Hey. Hey. Hey.
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1344. Why don't you take the bed
for yourself tonight,
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1345. and I'll just go sleep at Ian's,
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1346. and I'll come back right in the morning?
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1347. Okay.
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1348. - Nikki, what are you doing?
- I don't need your attention.
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1349. Nikki, what are you doing?
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1350. Well, if I have the bed
all to myself tonight,
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1351. I'll lay there warm,
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1352. until slowly I feel cold,
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1353. like I walked into a freezer.
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1354. My hands will feel like
they're full of sand,
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1355. like when you lay on them wrong.
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1356. And that feeling will slowly
spread across my entire body.
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1357. You're still in my heart,
but you're slipping.
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1358. Any thought of pain or regret
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1359. will slip away like a chemical switch.
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1360. And even though it's quiet in the room,
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1361. somehow it gets even quieter.
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1362. It's not painful.
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1363. You just let go
of everything you once were.
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1364. And then there's nothing.
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1365. It's not darkness.
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1366. No, sweetie.
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1367. Darkness is a color.
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1368. There's just nothing.
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1369. Or you could stay.
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1370. Yeah.
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1371. Nikki.
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1372. Bear.
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1373. I'm just getting water.
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1374. Kill me, please.
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1375. What?
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1376. She's sleeping.
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1377. It's me.
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1378. - You are you, Nikki.
- Shh.
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1379. Please don't wake her up.
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1380. Just kill me.
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1381. What would be so bad?
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1382. What's so bad about being with me?
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1383. I've never been with you, Bear.
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1384. Just kill me, please.
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1385. Please, please, please, please.
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1386. Hey.
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1387. I didn't know you still did this.
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1388. Did what?
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1389. Parked at Franklin and chilled.
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1390. Oh.
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1391. I don't really do this anymore.
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1392. So, what the fuck is up with Nikki?
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1393. Well…
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1394. She hasn't really told
many people this, but…
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1395. her dad is dying.
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1396. So, you know, it's pretty…
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1397. Isn't she, like,
not close with him at all?
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1398. No, they're close now, so…
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1399. it's, you know, painful.
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1400. I thought she hated her dad.
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1401. No, she doesn't.
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1402. I really do hope she figures it out.
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1403. Uh, she seems pretty fucked up.
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1404. And I-I also don't think
it's right that she's
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1405. leaning on you,
especially since her and…
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1406. I don't mind being there for her.
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1407. No, but that's not
your responsibility, Bear.
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1408. She needs therapy. It's-it's not right.
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1409. And I don't think it's okay
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1410. that she's taking advantage of you.
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1411. I don't think she's…
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1412. taking advantage of me.
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1413. Hey, so I, um…
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1414. I got my letter.
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1415. Your letter from Luther?
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1416. Yeah. My last chance.
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1417. Figured we could open it together.
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1418. Oh, shit.
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1419. Maybe my dad will let me tattoo
"successful daughter"
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1420. where his hairline's supposed to start.
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1421. Um, can I pay you to do that?
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1422. We can take him in his sleep.
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1423. Well, I have sleeping pills in my pocket.
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1424. We can literally take him tonight.
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1425. Do you want to open this thing or...?
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1426. I-I need to tell you some things.
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1427. What?
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1428. Fuck. I promised Ian
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1429. - I wouldn't tell you this.
- Tell me what?
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1430. Bear, Ian and Nikki have been
hooking up on and off
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1431. for like two years.
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1432. It's super casual and not romantic.
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1433. He thinks that she's dating you
to get back at him.
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1434. But even if she's not…
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1435. it's kind of a shame, you know?
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1436. I think you need someone…
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1437. more chill.
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1438. Like you?
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1439. Well…
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1440. I mean…
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1441. I was to your left.
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1442. You-you were what?
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1443. - In the game.
- Oh.
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1444. I was to your left.
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1445. You were supposed to kiss me.
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1446. I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby.
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1447. But it is kind of your fault.
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1448. Just remember that you wanted this.
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1449. But I'm so happy you did.
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1450. I'm so happy you did, baby.
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1451. Oh, no.
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1452. No. No, no, no, no, no.
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1453. Oh.
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1454. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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1455. Honey, breathe, breathe.
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1456. It's okay. It's okay, honey.
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1457. I've got you. We need each other.
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1458. We need each other.
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1459. But you're gonna have to
help me get rid of her body.
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1460. - No. No. No.
- Yes. Yes, honey.
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1461. Honey, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know.
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1462. Listen.
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1463. This is all your fault.
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1464. Sarah's your fault.
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1465. You wanted this. You wished for this.
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1466. But, baby, we can fix this.
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1467. I'll fix this with you.
I'm not going anywhere.
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1468. I'm not going anywhere.
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1469. She's ready, baby.
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1470. Why don't you go home?
I'll take it from here.
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1471. - Jesus, dude.
- What the fuck?
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1472. No, no, no. Oh, no.
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1473. Oh, shit.
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1474. Um, uh, excuse me.
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1475. Where are the, um, One Wish Willows?
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1476. - What?
- It looks like this,
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1477. but it's like a…
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1478. it's like you make a wish
and you break it.
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1479. They were right there.
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1480. They were over there in the corner.
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1481. The One Wish Willows!
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1482. What's a One Wish Willow?
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1483. No.
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1484. - No.
- First of all, sir,
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1485. don't come in here with this.
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1486. It is too early.
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1487. And second of all, I'm fucking with you.
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1488. They're right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1489. You made a shitty wish,
and now you want to reverse it,
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1490. but you can't come in here
with this energy, man.
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1491. Did you call the number on the back?
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1492. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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1493. Me?
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1494. How could you sell this to people?
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1495. The box is full of warnings, man.
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1496. - Fuck you!
- Hey, fuck you, man.
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1497. But you don't storm in here
with this energy, man.
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1498. I'm sorry.
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1499. I-I... Nobody would buy it if they...
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1500. I'm sorry.
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1501. Oh, shit.
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1502. Oh, God.
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1503. What did you do?
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1504. She's obsessed with me.
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1505. Oh.
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1506. Well, that's not so bad.
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1507. No, something bad happened.
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1508. I'm sorry.
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1509. - I… I need to reverse it.
- No.
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1510. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I need to reverse it.
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1511. Y-You can make a wish.
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1512. - I already used my wish, man.
- Oh, please.
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1513. Wh-What the fuck do I do?
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1514. Well, maybe... maybe if someone else
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1515. made a wish that contradicts your wish...
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1516. I mean, maybe you could ask her.
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1517. I mean, since it's for you,
she just might do it.
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1518. Oh, o-or you could die.
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1519. I mean, you could kill yourself.
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1520. You know, I'm just spitballing here.
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1521. If you ever want
to jump in with any ideas…
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1522. Fuck.
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1523. I wish Nikki Freeman
only loved me as a friend.
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1524. Fuck!
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1525. Fuck. Oh, what the fuck?
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1526. God! Fuck! Fuck.
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1527. Ian?
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1528. I texted you 50 times.
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1529. Jesus Christ, Bear, what the…
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1530. So, you know how Nikki
all of a sudden started…
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1531. Oh, no. Oh, sh… Is she okay?
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1532. Yes. She's-she's gonna be okay.
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1533. Why-why's Sarah texting me, man?
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1534. - She wants me to come over
to your place. -What?
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1535. She texted me over and over,
like, all this weird shit.
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1536. - Fuck.
- What's happening?
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1537. - Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck is happening?
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1538. - Okay, just stay here.
- Is Nikki okay?
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1539. Do not… do not come over.
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1540. - Okay.
- Bear! Bear, tell me what the fuck
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1541. - is happening right now!
- Fuck!
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1542. Fuck. Okay, okay, okay, so Nikki...
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1543. she started liking me out of nowhere,
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1544. all of a sudden, and then acting weird.
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1545. Yes or no?
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1546. Bear, what the fuck are you
gonna tell me right now, man?
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1547. - No. Ian, Ian.
- Is she okay?
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1548. I…
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1549. I made a wish.
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1550. I broke this piece of wood. At first,
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1551. I didn't think it was real.
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1552. Okay? I was confused, but this is real.
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1553. - This is fucking real.
- What? What?
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1554. Okay, okay, okay.
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1555. You can make a wish, any…
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1556. You… you can make one wish,
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1557. and it is real and it will work.
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1558. I made a wish.
I-I didn't think it would work.
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1559. I wished that Nikki
would love me, but it worked.
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1560. Think about it, dude.
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1561. Think about how she's been acting lately.
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1562. Think about how drastically she changed.
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1563. Okay, what... what did you take her to?
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1564. Like, a-a-a psychic?
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1565. - What?
- What?
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1566. What did... What, did you do a fucking...
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1567. - Uh, what program?
- No, no.
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1568. Fuck, there's not a fucking program, Ian.
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1569. You know, I don't know.
It's God fucking magic.
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1570. Is this a joke to you?
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1571. No! This is real.
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1572. - This? This?
- Yes. Be careful.
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1573. Yes, it's real. It's fucking real, Ian.
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1574. I made a wish, and it's fucking horrible.
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1575. Then make another fucking wish, man.
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1576. No, you can't. You can't.
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1577. - Because you only get one wish.
- Oh, you only get one.
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1578. Oh, okay, yeah.
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1579. - That makes sense.
- One wish.
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1580. You only get one wish, Ian, but it's real.
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1581. It's real, Ian.
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1582. So I need you to make a wish.
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1583. I need you to wish
that I never made a wish.
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1584. Okay? And then you can be with Nikki.
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1585. Oh. Oh, so… so… so that…
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1586. - No, no, no. Dude, no.
- That's what this is about?
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1587. I don't even give a fuck about that, dude.
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1588. - I was gonna tell you.
- Seriously, just open the box,
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1589. and then just be careful
about how you word it.
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1590. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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1591. Dude, stop. Okay, um, I need you to say,
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1592. uh, uh, "I-I wish for my friend Baron..."
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1593. I wish for a billion dollars.
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1594. No!
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1595. Nikki?
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1596. I need you to do something for me.
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1597. Nikki, you'll do anything for me, right?
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1598. I need you…
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1599. I'll do everything for you, baby.
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1600. You like me better now?
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1601. Nikki, I need you… I need you
to do something for me, okay?
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1602. Why can't you love me?
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1603. Stop.
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1604. Why don't you love me?
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1605. Stop! Stop!
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1606. Oh, God.
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1607. - God, I want to eat you up.
- Nikki.
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1608. Bear, open the door.
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1609. I got, like, a billion dollars,
dude. It's real.
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1610. - Stop! Stop!
- Nikki.
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1611. Bear, what's going on?
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1612. - Oh, God.
- I want to smell like you.
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1613. - Nikki! No!
- I'm coming in.
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1614. You guys better not be doing
some weird shit!
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1615. - I just need you…
- I'm coming in!
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1616. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Nikki.
- I'll kill myself, Bear!
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1617. - What the… what the fuck?
- I'll kill myself
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1618. - right in front of you!
- Nikki, what the fuck?
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1619. Nikki!
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1620. I'll rip my eyes out of my fucking skull
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1621. and shove the barrel in my pussy, Bear!
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1622. I love you. I love you.
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1623. - Scream it!
- I love you. I love you!
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1624. I knew you did.
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1625. Oh, I knew you did.
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1626. I love you so much, baby.
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1627. - You owe me that.
- It's okay, baby.
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1628. - We're gonna make this work.
- You owe me that.
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1629. - I'll make this work.
- You have to, baby.
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1630. - I will, baby.
- I'm gonna heal.
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1631. - I'm gonna make this work.
- You have to.
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1632. I will.
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1633. I'm sorry for the theatrics.
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1634. I don't know why I do that.
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1635. - It's okay, sweetie.
- I love you.
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1636. - I love you so much.
- I'm gonna heal.
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1637. Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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1638. It's okay, baby.
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1639. I'm gonna be pretty again.
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1640. You're so beautiful.
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1641. You're the most beautiful girl
in the entire world.
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1642. - Yeah?
- Yeah, baby.
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1643. Oh, we are gonna be together forever
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1644. and ever…
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1645. and ever and ever.
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1646. What?
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1647. What's wrong, baby?
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1648. You shook your head.
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1649. No, I didn't.
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1650. Why'd you shake your head?
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1651. I was just thinking that, uh,
we should freshen up, maybe.
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1652. - Okay?
- Okay.
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1653. Let's go. Come on.
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1654. I know what you want.
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1655. No! Fuck you!
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1656. Fuck you!
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1657. No!
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1658. Just give me a second to freshen up.
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1659. - Let me in!
- I'm sorry!
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1660. - No! No!
- Babe, I just need a second!
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1661. Fuck you, Bear! Let me in!
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1662. Bear, what are you doing?
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1663. - Just one second!
- Okay. Thank you.
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1664. Oh, shit.
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1665. Hey, baby?
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1666. I was thinking maybe we should break up.
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1667. Oh, shit.
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1668. You hear that?
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1669. Fuck. Fuck.
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1670. Baby, maybe we should take some space.
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1671. If space is what we need, then take it.
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1672. Oh, fuck. Fuck.
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1673. It's gonna be okay.
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1674. You hear that?
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1675. We can take space.
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1676. We can take space.
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1677. Baby?
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1678. You hear that?
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1679. No, honey.
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1680. Honey, honey.
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1681. No, no, no.
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1682. Bear! No.
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1683. What did you do, Bear? No!
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1684. Baby, what did you do?
Baby, what did you do?
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1685. No!
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1686. No, no, no, no, no, no!
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1687. Baby.
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1688. Baby.
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1689. What did you do?
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