1. Ever since we…Copy !req
2. You're the only person that I've ever...Copy !req
3. Sorry, this is weird.
I-I don't talk like this.Copy !req
4. No, it's okay.Copy !req
5. I feel like I'm coming apart.Copy !req
6. I think about you all the time, Nikki.Copy !req
7. I try not to…Copy !req
8. you're in every song I listen to.Copy !req
9. You were the only person
who was nice to meCopy !req
10. when I moved here.Copy !req
11. And at first, I thought maybe you...Copy !req
12. Well, I realized who you are.Copy !req
13. And then, after Nana passed,
you were the one that calledCopy !req
14. even when I didn't have anything to sayCopy !req
15. and we just sat there.Copy !req
16. So I keep telling myself, "Don't tell her.Copy !req
17. "She's too good.Copy !req
18. And she'll… you'll lose her."Copy !req
19. But maybe you should know…Copy !req
20. …that I would choose you
over everything.Copy !req
21. Aw.Copy !req
22. - That's everything.
- No, no. Stop.Copy !req
23. - Okay, th-th-that was cringey.
- Oh, my God. I knew it.Copy !req
24. - Way too much.
- I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
25. I thought that was sweet.Copy !req
26. - I thought it was gross.
- I-I should've…Copy !req
27. - Okay, this time I want you…
- No, I…Copy !req
28. I'm not doing it again, dude.Copy !req
29. - That was so embarrassing.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
30. That would freak…
Th-Th-That freaked me out.Copy !req
31. Okay? Nikki would vomit.Copy !req
32. You told me to pour my heart out.Copy !req
33. Do you know how vulnerable I just got?Copy !req
34. I underestimated you.Copy !req
35. What if you got her
something nice? -No, no.Copy !req
36. - I'll try that.
- D-Don't get her anything.Copy !req
37. Dude, you got to be less…Copy !req
38. way less sappy with Nikki, okay?Copy !req
39. She doesn't like that shit. She doesn't.Copy !req
40. Flowers, the candy
that she said she likes?Copy !req
41. Okay.Copy !req
42. Thank you.Copy !req
43. What?Copy !req
44. Thank you.Copy !req
45. You want me to go?Copy !req
46. - Yeah, if-if you want, yeah.
- Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah.Copy !req
47. I'm sorry that…
I'm sorry I made you do that.Copy !req
48. No. No, it's okay. You're okay.Copy !req
49. - No, it-it just…
- It's a fun break.Copy !req
50. - Just pretend like…
- You're good.Copy !req
51. Oh, my God, dude,
that was so embarrassing.Copy !req
52. Can we leave?Copy !req
53. Yeah, well, thank God I did it.
That was… that was awful.Copy !req
54. Thank you for that.Copy !req
55. Have you ever actually, like,
flirted with Nikki?Copy !req
56. Invite romance.Copy !req
57. - Invite romance?
- Tease her.Copy !req
58. - Be playfully mean with her.
- Be mean to her?Copy !req
59. Playfully mean, yeah,
but bring up Freaky Nikki.Copy !req
60. You want me to call her Freaky Nikki?Copy !req
61. You know she's sensitive about that.Copy !req
62. Be like, "Hey, remember when
you used to get bullied?Copy !req
63. Everybody called you Freaky Nikki?"Copy !req
64. She'll be like, "Oh, my God.Copy !req
65. "Oh, no, Bear, that was…
that was so long ago.Copy !req
66. Don't. Please."Copy !req
67. And that will, like, take her breath away?Copy !req
68. Just say,Copy !req
69. "Nikki, I think we should grab
a drink sometime."Copy !req
70. Yeah, I've grabbed drinks sometimes.Copy !req
71. She always invites you.Copy !req
72. - Yeah, exactly.
- I asked you guys not to comeCopy !req
73. to trivia for one night.Copy !req
74. Y-You can't ask her out at trivia, Bear.Copy !req
75. You can't. I-I'm not gonna let you.Copy !req
76. It's a good, organic time to ask.Copy !req
77. I love trivia night.Copy !req
78. It's all I have.Copy !req
79. I wake up every WednesdayCopy !req
80. rock hard, thinking about trivia.Copy !req
81. God, I can't get over
how dumb I just looked.Copy !req
82. Y-You can't turn our weekly gatheringCopy !req
83. of camaraderie and skill
i-into your… your…Copy !req
84. your seven-year-late promposal, Bear.Copy !req
85. Then when do I ask?Copy !req
86. Any other time.Copy !req
87. All you have is time.Copy !req
88. If she means this much to you...Copy !req
89. and I know she does... wait.Copy !req
90. Do it at the right time.Copy !req
91. Okay.Copy !req
92. Okay, I'll wait.Copy !req
93. - I'll do it right.
- Now say it with me.Copy !req
94. All you have is time.Copy !req
95. Oh, no.Copy !req
96. Sandy?Copy !req
97. Sandy?Copy !req
98. Oh, no.Copy !req
99. Sandy?Copy !req
100. No.Copy !req
101. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
102. Oh, no, no. No, no!Copy !req
103. Oh, shit.Copy !req
104. How did you get into these?Copy !req
105. Oh, man.Copy !req
106. Why can't she…Copy !req
107. Just…Copy !req
108. - Hey.
- Wow, you are so lucky.Copy !req
109. Today was so busy.Copy !req
110. Oh.Copy !req
111. I needed a good day off.Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah. Definitely.Copy !req
113. You work so hard.Copy !req
114. You know I do.Copy !req
115. Oh, uh, what time are you
showing up tonight?Copy !req
116. I want to secure the spot early.Copy !req
117. Oh.Copy !req
118. Um, I'll…Copy !req
119. I don't think I'm gonna
make it tonight, actually.Copy !req
120. Aw, Bear, no.Copy !req
121. I wanted to see you tonight.Copy !req
122. We need your brain.Copy !req
123. We got to beat the Rag Tags this week.Copy !req
124. Uh, well, I mean…Copy !req
125. I…Copy !req
126. I-I don't... I don't think I can tonight.Copy !req
127. I'm just catching up on some stuff.Copy !req
128. I was gonna tell you something.Copy !req
129. What?Copy !req
130. I mean, should I, like, tell you now?Copy !req
131. Yeah.Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. Yeah, so I'm putting in my two weeks.Copy !req
134. Really?Copy !req
135. How come?Copy !req
136. I don't know.Copy !req
137. Yeah, we're kind of running
out of time, Bear, so, um…Copy !req
138. you know, might want to skip that stuffCopy !req
139. you're working on.Copy !req
140. You're right.Copy !req
141. - Tonight's the night.
- Shit!Copy !req
142. Goddamn it!Copy !req
143. Are you okay?Copy !req
144. No, I just dropped my crystal
necklace down the drain.Copy !req
145. - Oh, shit.
- Ugh!Copy !req
146. Sorry.Copy !req
147. Why would she even say that?Copy !req
148. Hey, uh, we're closing soon,Copy !req
149. so let me know if you need anything.Copy !req
150. Oh, o-okay.Copy !req
151. - Thank you.
- Right. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
152. Ryan was saying that, too,
so I'm not the only one.Copy !req
153. Oh, you're definitely not the only one.Copy !req
154. - I know.
- Hey, uh, sorry.Copy !req
155. I-I do need help.Copy !req
156. Um, do you have, uh, crystal necklaces?Copy !req
157. Yeah. Yeah, here, let me show you.Copy !req
158. No, honestly, 'cause that's
what I was saying before.Copy !req
159. Like, what? What are you
even talking about?Copy !req
160. Oh, my God, that's crazy.Copy !req
161. - What?
- No.Copy !req
162. Hold on a second.Copy !req
163. Um, so this is all we have.Copy !req
164. Yeah, each rock has its ownCopy !req
165. kind of unique energy and whatever.Copy !req
166. So, the amethyst is for calmness, clarity,Copy !req
167. and then the rose quartz
attracts, like, love and shit.Copy !req
168. What's one that's, like, good…Copy !req
169. energy or, like, good vibes?Copy !req
170. Probably the citrine.Copy !req
171. I mean, it's basically sunshine in a rock.Copy !req
172. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
173. Yeah. Let me know
if you need anything else.Copy !req
174. Sunshine in a rock.Copy !req
175. Well, no, 'cause yesterday at lunch,Copy !req
176. Becca was being, like, such a... Yeah.Copy !req
177. Nikki would hate that.Copy !req
178. No, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
179. And then her bringing Ryan with her?Copy !req
180. I was like, "What are you even doing?"Copy !req
181. Like, really?Copy !req
182. You know we don't even like him.Copy !req
183. Just so annoying.Copy !req
184. Yeah.Copy !req
185. Honestly, 'cause that's what
I was saying…Copy !req
186. What, no crystal?Copy !req
187. I like this.Copy !req
188. Yeah, well, they've been pretty
popular since we put them out.Copy !req
189. You know, everybody wants a wish.Copy !req
190. Well, it's not for me, so…Copy !req
191. Okay, well, don't come back complaining.Copy !req
192. Do people complain about these or...?Copy !req
193. Well, they're kind of like collectibles,Copy !req
194. so some people don't open them,
but the people who do,Copy !req
195. you know, come back and complain.Copy !req
196. 'Cause it's a scam or…?Copy !req
197. Hey, man, we're not scammers, okay?Copy !req
198. No, no, I don't mean
that you're a scammer,Copy !req
199. but just, like, why do they complain?Copy !req
200. 'Cause they're madCopy !req
201. - 'cause it doesn't work?
- Yeah, or whatever.Copy !req
202. Or it does work and
it, like, ruins their lives?Copy !req
203. Or they die or wish they were dead.Copy !req
204. You're good, very good.Copy !req
205. Yeah, you could write a review.Copy !req
206. This is gonna be seven…Copy !req
207. Have you ever even been
into a Guitar Center?Copy !req
208. - No.
- They aren't all tuned.Copy !req
209. - So, basically…
- It's not about the guitars,Copy !req
210. - and you know that.
- Those teenagers are fuckingCopy !req
211. slapping it like a bass,
and the shitty demo strings...Copy !req
212. - don't even get me started.
- Ladies, please.Copy !req
213. He doesn't expect them
to be tuned all the time.Copy !req
214. It's…Copy !req
215. If you're working
on your book or whatever…Copy !req
216. - Girls.
- …or you're on the clock,Copy !req
217. - it would give you
something to do. -Oh, my God.Copy !req
218. I never work on my book
when there are customersCopy !req
219. in the store, so why does it matter?Copy !req
220. I know, but look, I'm the one
that has to go homeCopy !req
221. and hear my dad complain
about my friends all night.Copy !req
222. I'm just asking you to pretendCopy !req
223. - like you're working.
- What?Copy !req
224. - Just, like…
- I mean, it's easyCopy !req
225. - for you to say…
- No.Copy !req
226. when you're leaving for tattoo school.Copy !req
227. It's art school,
and I haven't gotten in yet.Copy !req
228. I thought you got into Luther.Copy !req
229. No, I said I want to go to Luther.Copy !req
230. - Sorry, I didn't…
- Still have a shot.Copy !req
231. - Good. -Sorry.
- Later.Copy !req
232. - I-I just don't want you
to get in trouble. -Later.Copy !req
233. - I know, babe. I love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
234. What the fuck are you guys doing?Copy !req
235. - Uh…
- Ian's just messing with me.Copy !req
236. I look over, and these two are just...Copy !req
237. Hey, cut the shit.Copy !req
238. Hey, can we focus up? This is,
uh, this is very serious to me.Copy !req
239. I'm gonna go get some shots.Copy !req
240. - Great idea, Nikki.
- I'll-I'll come with you.Copy !req
241. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
242. What the fuck were you guys doing?Copy !req
243. After.Copy !req
244. Four shots of tequila, please.Copy !req
245. Um, and anything else?Copy !req
246. I'll get a piña colada.Copy !req
247. A piña colada?Copy !req
248. Don't make fun of my drink.Copy !req
249. - What?
- I like a manCopy !req
250. who's in touch with his feminine side.Copy !req
251. - Why is that feminine?
- It's not.Copy !req
252. I don't like the taste of the alcohol.Copy !req
253. - Yeah, we'll get you juice.
- Wow.Copy !req
254. Wait, so what was the important stuffCopy !req
255. - on the phone today?
- A lot.Copy !req
256. I did a lot of really important things.Copy !req
257. - That?
- Cleaned.Copy !req
258. - Mm.
- I did my taxes.Copy !req
259. - I did…
- You watched TV all day.Copy !req
260. Yeah, that's all I did.Copy !req
261. Bear.Copy !req
262. Yeah.Copy !req
263. So, uh, I was thinking…Copy !req
264. Got a card for the shots?Copy !req
265. Uh, yes.Copy !req
266. I got it.Copy !req
267. Okay, fine. Yes.Copy !req
268. You can… But I think…Copy !req
269. - Ah.
- I said I got it.Copy !req
270. Yeah, you got to be quicker than that.Copy !req
271. Thank you.Copy !req
272. You're welcome.Copy !req
273. Uh…Copy !req
274. Anyway, um…Copy !req
275. - I went to the store…
- Open or closed?Copy !req
276. Oh. Open, babe.Copy !req
277. I was just trying to say that I...Copy !req
278. you said you dropped your necklace...Copy !req
279. Guys, Sarah just told me
that her dad keeps a gunCopy !req
280. - in the break room safe.
- Wow.Copy !req
281. Are you serious?Copy !req
282. Dead serious.Copy !req
283. I feel like he, like,Copy !req
284. should've mentioned that or something.Copy !req
285. Not if it's locked away. It's fine.Copy !req
286. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
Um, you were saying something.Copy !req
287. Yeah, what were you saying?Copy !req
288. I was just saying,Copy !req
289. um, I... I'll just... I'll tell you later.Copy !req
290. It's fine. I-I got... I went to this...Copy !req
291. Didn't realize we were all
taking a field trip to the bar.Copy !req
292. - Ooh la la.
- All right.Copy !req
293. - To… Okay.
- Fine, yeah.Copy !req
294. What are we cheers-ing to?Copy !req
295. To Sandy.Copy !req
296. - Thanks for coming out tonight.
- Oh.Copy !req
297. - It is trivia time.
- Mm-mm. All right.Copy !req
298. - And as always…
- Let's get these fuckers, huh?Copy !req
299. - All right. -Yeah,
I'm looking at you, bitch.Copy !req
300. - Here we go.
- …will win a $100 Visa.Copy !req
301. Why to Sandy?Copy !req
302. - She died. -And tonight's
theme is going to be…Copy !req
303. - What?
- …early film trivia.Copy !req
304. Sandy died.Copy !req
305. Okay, this first one's a two-parter...Copy !req
306. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
307. …and you have to
answer both. Here we go.Copy !req
308. Really?Copy !req
309. This animated film features a blue genieCopy !req
310. - that can grant three wishes.
- Bear, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
311. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
312. What is the name of this movie...?Copy !req
313. Guys, settle down.Copy !req
314. - Bear.
- Settle down.Copy !req
315. Okay, okay, guys…Copy !req
316. Come on, douche bags.
We're going to Greedo's.Copy !req
317. No, please. I just want to go home.Copy !req
318. You're saying no to karaoke?Copy !req
319. I'm saying no to bad singers
and sticky tabletopsCopy !req
320. when I just want to go home and sleep.Copy !req
321. All right, so who's gonna danceCopy !req
322. when I "Slim Shady" the whole joint?Copy !req
323. "Who's gonna dance when ICopy !req
324. 'Slim Shady' the whole joint?"Copy !req
325. Wait, Ian, let's do a duet.Copy !req
326. - Fuck that.
- High School Musical?Copy !req
327. Sarah will sing. Give me a G.Copy !req
328. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
329. - No, Sarah sucks.
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
330. - Can you just please take me home?
- Bro.Copy !req
331. - I just want to go to bed.
- Nikki…Copy !req
332. I had a long day. I don't want to goCopy !req
333. to the next fucking bar with you guys.Copy !req
334. My car's headed to Greedo's, Nikki.Copy !req
335. - We could drop her off
on the way. -Come on!Copy !req
336. I could take you home.Copy !req
337. You're a real piece of work, man.Copy !req
338. - Thank you.
- Bear.Copy !req
339. - No, Bear, you have to come.
- Fuck that.Copy !req
340. - I'm too tired.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
341. Does anybody have cash?Copy !req
342. Uh, I think I have a 20.Copy !req
343. Oh, you're an angel.Copy !req
344. - Okay.
- I'll pay you back!Copy !req
345. You can't have it.Copy !req
346. Great, just bought a guy's
heroin for the week.Copy !req
347. You would know the street price.Copy !req
348. All right, Bear, you ready?Copy !req
349. - Good night, guys.
- Okay.Copy !req
350. Jesus, Ian.Copy !req
351. - Bye.
- Get home safe, okay?Copy !req
352. God, you're so fucking
annoying, you… -Ian.Copy !req
353. Get your girl home safe.Copy !req
354. Ew. Don't say it like that.Copy !req
355. See you later, Bear.Copy !req
356. All right, Bear,
let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
357. - All right. Let's go.
- Fuck these losers.Copy !req
358. Let's go get fucked up.Copy !req
359. - Yeah, Bear, fuck you.
- Let's go.Copy !req
360. Sorry about your cat, Baron.Copy !req
361. It's okay.Copy !req
362. Well, it's not, but…Copy !req
363. I don't think it's, like, hit me yet.Copy !req
364. You know you can always
call me when it does.Copy !req
365. I know.Copy !req
366. It's gonna be weird
not seeing you every day.Copy !req
367. Just, I'm not happy there.Copy !req
368. I mean, it's just a job, Nikki.Copy !req
369. Yeah, well, I want to write.Copy !req
370. - I mean, you are.
- No, I…Copy !req
371. I feel like I need a big life change.Copy !req
372. I'm not feeling love,
and I want to feel loveCopy !req
373. if I want to bring the story to life.Copy !req
374. Love?Copy !req
375. So it's a romance.Copy !req
376. No, it's not a romance. It's a love story.Copy !req
377. Isn't that the same thing?Copy !req
378. You know, you're the only personCopy !req
379. that I get to really talk to
about this stuff.Copy !req
380. You are, too.Copy !req
381. Especially at work.Copy !req
382. You're not a complete brick wall.Copy !req
383. Oh. Um, don't let me forget.Copy !req
384. I-I… I got you something.Copy !req
385. What?Copy !req
386. You'll see.Copy !req
387. Ew. No. That…Copy !req
388. Why does that make me nervous?Copy !req
389. I don't know.Copy !req
390. That's an odd reaction.Copy !req
391. You know, Sarah was asking
about you all day today.Copy !req
392. How do you feel about that?Copy !req
393. You're asking if I have
feelings for Sarah?Copy !req
394. I'm asking how you feel about Sarah,Copy !req
395. and if how you feel about her
is having a crush on her,Copy !req
396. then that would be how you feel about her.Copy !req
397. I like her as a friend.Copy !req
398. God. I figured.Copy !req
399. She's so fucking obvious.Copy !req
400. Yeah, she is.Copy !req
401. When I have a crush on a guy,
no one knows.Copy !req
402. Good night.Copy !req
403. Nikki, wait.Copy !req
404. What?Copy !req
405. I was gonna ask you, um…Copy !req
406. Uh…Copy !req
407. I-I lost my train of thought.Copy !req
408. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
409. Wa… Oh.Copy !req
410. Hey, do you remember in Mr. Lando's classCopy !req
411. when, uh, I forgot my mouthpieceCopy !req
412. and he was, like, in
a really pissy mood that dayCopy !req
413. and you told me you had an extra one?Copy !req
414. And then you gave me yours, but, like...Copy !req
415. Bear, Lando liked me.Copy !req
416. You were on thin ice, okay?Copy !req
417. Good night.Copy !req
418. Good night, Freaky Nikki.Copy !req
419. Ew. Don't call me that.Copy !req
420. I know. I was kidding.Copy !req
421. - You know I don't like that.
- Sorry.Copy !req
422. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
423. Do you like me?Copy !req
424. What?Copy !req
425. 'Cause if you do,
now is the time to tell me.Copy !req
426. I…Copy !req
427. I think we're good friends.Copy !req
428. Okay.Copy !req
429. Good. Good night.Copy !req
430. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
431. Why?Copy !req
432. What the fuck?Copy !req
433. Okay.Copy !req
434. "One Wish Willow.Copy !req
435. Amaze your friends.
You only get one wish."Copy !req
436. I wish Nikki Freeman loved meCopy !req
437. more than anyone in the fucking world.Copy !req
438. What the fuck?Copy !req
439. Oh, shit.Copy !req
440. Um, hey.Copy !req
441. Uh, I just had to pull up directions.Copy !req
442. You said you had something for me?Copy !req
443. Um…Copy !req
444. Yeah.Copy !req
445. Uh, I-I left it at home.Copy !req
446. Okay.Copy !req
447. Um, I can bring it to work tomorrow.Copy !req
448. Oh, okay.Copy !req
449. Okay. Good night.Copy !req
450. Maybe you want to come inside?Copy !req
451. I mean, I did just lose my cat, Bear.Copy !req
452. You lost your cat?Copy !req
453. Oh, wait.Copy !req
454. Uh, I mean... I mean you lost your cat.Copy !req
455. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
456. I'm so sorry for your loss.Copy !req
457. Do you… Should we…Copy !req
458. Do you want to come inside or...?Copy !req
459. Nikki…Copy !req
460. are you okay?Copy !req
461. Are you okay?Copy !req
462. Am I okay because of the cat?Copy !req
463. Yeah.Copy !req
464. - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Why don't you come inside,Copy !req
465. and we can have some drinks
and talk about your cat.Copy !req
466. Yeah.Copy !req
467. I'm sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
468. Nikki, I'm confused.Copy !req
469. - I think you're drunk.
- No!Copy !req
470. I'm not act…Copy !req
471. Wait, what the fuck?Copy !req
472. Nikki, what the fuck? Are you okay?Copy !req
473. I'm acting so weird.Copy !req
474. This is so weird.Copy !req
475. What the fuck?Copy !req
476. No.Copy !req
477. - Why are you…
- No. No.Copy !req
478. - What are you do…
- Come on.Copy !req
479. - Come on. Come on.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
480. Actually, no.Copy !req
481. What are you doing?Copy !req
482. I know what you're trying to do.Copy !req
483. What the fuck?Copy !req
484. Nikki, no. Why are you getting in my car?Copy !req
485. Let's go to your place.Copy !req
486. You are honestly freaking me out.Copy !req
487. Oh…Copy !req
488. God, no.Copy !req
489. I have never seen you
act like this before.Copy !req
490. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
491. I must be…Copy !req
492. pretty fucked up.Copy !req
493. Yes, I know, which is why
I think you should go home…Copy !req
494. and we'll pick this up tomorrow.Copy !req
495. Can't do that.Copy !req
496. Uh…Copy !req
497. I just don't know
if I can be alone right now.Copy !req
498. Why?Copy !req
499. My dad's dying.Copy !req
500. Nikki, no.Copy !req
501. - I'm so sorry.
- I just took one stepCopy !req
502. inside my house, and I couldn't.Copy !req
503. Can we go, please?Copy !req
504. Where do you want to go?Copy !req
505. Wow.Copy !req
506. Yep.Copy !req
507. This is it.Copy !req
508. It's, uh…Copy !req
509. It's bigger than your last place.Copy !req
510. Yeah. Um, it was Grandma's.Copy !req
511. I got to keep it.Copy !req
512. Oh, my God.Copy !req
513. It smells like you.Copy !req
514. What do you mean? Does it smell bad?Copy !req
515. No. No, just you.Copy !req
516. It's nice.Copy !req
517. I like it here.Copy !req
518. Let me know if you need,
like, water or towelsCopy !req
519. or, I don't know,
Advil or something, okay?Copy !req
520. - I'm sorry I was weird earlier.
- No.Copy !req
521. No need to apologize.Copy !req
522. Just, um…Copy !req
523. take all the space or time that you need.Copy !req
524. Okay?Copy !req
525. Good night.Copy !req
526. Wait.Copy !req
527. Yeah?Copy !req
528. Can you sleep with me?Copy !req
529. Please?Copy !req
530. - Um…
- Please. I just…Copy !req
531. I'll get in my head all night
and stare at the ceiling.Copy !req
532. Please?Copy !req
533. Y-Yeah.Copy !req
534. Yeah.Copy !req
535. Are you okay?Copy !req
536. Given the circumstances, yeah.Copy !req
537. God, I needed this.Copy !req
538. Really?Copy !req
539. Yeah.Copy !req
540. Why?Copy !req
541. Uh…Copy !req
542. I'm really sorry about your cat, Bear.Copy !req
543. I... I think you got me beat on that one.Copy !req
544. Wait.Copy !req
545. What the fuck?Copy !req
546. What the fuck? What the fuck?Copy !req
547. - What? What? What?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
548. - I'm so sorry.
- You kissed me.Copy !req
549. I know. I-I... I thought I saw something.Copy !req
550. - What the fuck was that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
551. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
552. - Nikki, what the fuck was that?
- I don't know. I just…Copy !req
553. Can we… Can we sleep?Copy !req
554. I'm sorry.Copy !req
555. You don't have to be sorry. Just...Copy !req
556. Shit, you made me feel like
I did somethingCopy !req
557. - you didn't like.
- No.Copy !req
558. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just…Copy !req
559. - I thought I saw something.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
560. - You scared the shit out of me.
- It was a panic attack.Copy !req
561. What?Copy !req
562. It was a panic attack.Copy !req
563. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
564. I'm just so lost.Copy !req
565. It's okay.Copy !req
566. What were you doing?Copy !req
567. I-I was just going to the bathroom.Copy !req
568. Can you lay with me?Copy !req
569. I don't know, Nikki.Copy !req
570. Please?Copy !req
571. Oh, no.Copy !req
572. No, you're supposed to like it.Copy !req
573. Nikki, you…Copy !req
574. It's a memorial. I…Copy !req
575. No, it's fucked up.Copy !req
576. Well, I don't know if it's fucked, Bear.Copy !req
577. No, it is.Copy !req
578. Is that good?Copy !req
579. Why would that be good?Copy !req
580. - Oh, Nikki.
- What?Copy !req
581. Show me the plug-in keyboard
that isn't working,Copy !req
582. 'cause I don't want to give
some Karen an excuse to…Copy !req
583. - Carter. Don't say "Karen."
- What?Copy !req
584. No, but isn't that someone that says no?Copy !req
585. No, Carter. You can't say that.Copy !req
586. - Oh. Why?
- There's people inside.Copy !req
587. - Just… Okay, let's go.
- Yes.Copy !req
588. Go. Go.Copy !req
589. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
590. What the fuck?Copy !req
591. What the fuck happened last night?Copy !req
592. Okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
593. You're not gonna believeCopy !req
594. the crazy fucking night
that I just had, dude.Copy !req
595. - You fucked Nikki, you dog.
- No. No.Copy !req
596. - What did you say to her?
- No, I didn't fuck her, dude.Copy !req
597. I just saw you come in together.Copy !req
598. - Yeah, well…
- Did she sleep over?Copy !req
599. By the way, you got to clock in.Copy !req
600. - Ian.
- What-what are you afraid of?Copy !req
601. Sarah?Copy !req
602. Just pretend like we're... Laugh.Copy !req
603. Yeah.Copy !req
604. I think Nikki is going through something.Copy !req
605. - What?
- I don't know, dude.Copy !req
606. She was acting super fucking weird.Copy !req
607. Like, she would, like…Copy !req
608. Like, what? Is she okay?Copy !req
609. No.Copy !req
610. - Did she tell you what's wrong?
- Like, sort of,Copy !req
611. but I think there's more.Copy !req
612. Well, what the fuck is it?Copy !req
613. - I'm gonna let her tell you.
- Don't fucking bring it upCopy !req
614. and then don't tell me,Copy !req
615. - you fucking asshole.
- Her dad has cancer.Copy !req
616. - Really?
- That's what she told me.Copy !req
617. Her dad in Washington
that she doesn't care about?Copy !req
618. It still hurts, I guess. I don't know.Copy !req
619. - Yeah. Yeah. -But I think
it's more than that.Copy !req
620. Like, I think she's having, like,Copy !req
621. a mental breakdown or something.Copy !req
622. Like, she would, like, freak out,Copy !req
623. and then she would, like,
snap back to happy.Copy !req
624. What the fuck? Are-are you joking?Copy !req
625. She started kissing me and then crying.Copy !req
626. It was really fucking weird.Copy !req
627. Uh, so you told her
how you felt, and then…Copy !req
628. I didn't tell her.Copy !req
629. What?Copy !req
630. - I didn't tell her.
- You…Copy !req
631. - Sh-She was kissing you?
- That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
632. And how exactly does that
make fucking sense?Copy !req
633. I don't know, dude.
I think she needs serious help.Copy !req
634. And sh… and she was crying?Copy !req
635. Yes, and then she would, like,
snap back to normal.Copy !req
636. It was terrifying.
It was, like, psychotic.Copy !req
637. I don't know. And then…
and then she wanted me to, like,Copy !req
638. cuddle and sleep with her.Copy !req
639. - Did you?
- No.Copy !req
640. - 'Cause that'd be fucked up
if you did, bro. -I didn't.Copy !req
641. - I was sleeping on the fucking
floor. -Don't fuck with me.Copy !req
642. She was freaking me out.Copy !req
643. You think she was on Molly again?Copy !req
644. I mean, I don't think…Copy !req
645. - Maybe.
- Yeah, dude.Copy !req
646. It sounds like she was on fucking Molly.Copy !req
647. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
648. - I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
649. Is she still looking?Copy !req
650. Yep, totally. She's looking.Copy !req
651. - Don't be weird.
- Can you justCopy !req
652. chill the fuck out and clock the fuck in?Copy !req
653. Baron, I'm gonna
need you to play "Moon River"Copy !req
654. - on the piano for that…
- Hey, Bear.Copy !req
655. 14-year-old shit brick in keyboards.Copy !req
656. Hey, Bear.Copy !req
657. Sarah, honey,
will you stock up percussion?Copy !req
658. All right, come on, guys. Big day today.Copy !req
659. We're gonna have a rush.Copy !req
660. Okay.Copy !req
661. Dude, I need a fucking
drink after that shit.Copy !req
662. That was insane.Copy !req
663. - Told you.
- I'm pouring myself a…Copy !req
664. I'm calling it a night.Copy !req
665. - Um…
- Have a good one.Copy !req
666. - Thank you.
- See ya.Copy !req
667. - Get home safe. Bye.
- Uh, Nikki,Copy !req
668. I don't know if I can take you home today.Copy !req
669. I know. I'm just grabbing my purse.Copy !req
670. Oh.Copy !req
671. Ready?Copy !req
672. Yep.Copy !req
673. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
674. - Are you gonna take her?
- Yeah.Copy !req
675. I'm gonna take her.Copy !req
676. - Okay.
- Good.Copy !req
677. Trust me.Copy !req
678. Bye, guys.Copy !req
679. See ya.Copy !req
680. I looked at, like,
three different websites,Copy !req
681. - and, like…
- Yeah.Copy !req
682. I think she was…Copy !req
683. - Yeah.
- Did you talk to her?Copy !req
684. - Yeah, I did.
- What did she say?Copy !req
685. Uh, sh-she's… she's good.Copy !req
686. Everything's good.Copy !req
687. She wasn't, like,
looking at you or anything.Copy !req
688. She was staring at me, and…Copy !req
689. Maybe, but I-I was just talking to her.Copy !req
690. She was looking at both of us.Copy !req
691. It looked like we were talking about her,Copy !req
692. so that explains it.Copy !req
693. You guys walked in together.Copy !req
694. - I'm gonna just call her.
- Uh, maybe don't.Copy !req
695. Don't do that.Copy !req
696. 'Cause, you know,
we're just… we're chatting.Copy !req
697. - Just…
- Hold on.Copy !req
698. It sounds like you're gonna talk to her.Copy !req
699. Bear…Copy !req
700. - Hey, Bear.
- Oh.Copy !req
701. - Hey.
- I had to shower,Copy !req
702. and I didn't know what to wear.Copy !req
703. For what?Copy !req
704. So, I'm really sorry
about last night. I, um…Copy !req
705. - No. -Ian told me you were freaked out.Copy !req
706. I'm just glad I could be there, I guess.Copy !req
707. Yeah, um, so I probably
shouldn't have taken anything.Copy !req
708. So…Copy !req
709. I was on MDMA.Copy !req
710. - Right.
- And… wasted.Copy !req
711. That's okay.Copy !req
712. Do you…Copy !req
713. remember…Copy !req
714. stuff?Copy !req
715. Some of it. I mean…Copy !req
716. So, if I was weird, that's why,
and my dad made me a mess,Copy !req
717. and so I did things I probably
wouldn't have done otherwise.Copy !req
718. And I'm not saying
that you took advantage of me.Copy !req
719. Nikki, I didn't know you were on drugs.Copy !req
720. That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying that.Copy !req
721. - Not saying what?
- You took advantage of me.Copy !req
722. I don't think… I didn't.Copy !req
723. I know. That's why…Copy !req
724. - I'm saying you didn't.
- Okay.Copy !req
725. Good.Copy !req
726. I just, um, don't like to…Copy !req
727. I really like what we have,Copy !req
728. and I want to be honest about some things,Copy !req
729. and it's really important for me.Copy !req
730. It's okay. Um, you know, I-I get it.Copy !req
731. I get it.Copy !req
732. I know you like me, Bear.Copy !req
733. No, I…Copy !req
734. Why? Do you like me?Copy !req
735. Would it freak you out if I said yes?Copy !req
736. How long have you felt that way?Copy !req
737. It's just happened over time.Copy !req
738. Started during Christmas, and…Copy !req
739. I don't know, it just…Copy !req
740. Then, last night, I saw what we could...Copy !req
741. Do you have feelings for me?Copy !req
742. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
743. And I wrote, "In a band,"
and then she made me change it.Copy !req
744. - Yeah.
- Bitch.Copy !req
745. And then you leaned in,
and you whispered…Copy !req
746. "I'll be in your band."Copy !req
747. Yeah.Copy !req
748. How's your dad doing?Copy !req
749. Can we not talk about that?Copy !req
750. Okay.Copy !req
751. Um…Copy !req
752. so what do you want to do?Copy !req
753. I mean, I never really asked.Copy !req
754. Well, that's not all your fault.Copy !req
755. I mean, I'm kind of private, I guess.Copy !req
756. You guess?Copy !req
757. I've been told.Copy !req
758. - By who?
- Ian.Copy !req
759. You, actually.Copy !req
760. You told me that once.Copy !req
761. I did?Copy !req
762. You called me a closed book.Copy !req
763. Well, I guess the good thing
about a closed book isCopy !req
764. I get to read it from the start.Copy !req
765. Maybe a food critic or something.Copy !req
766. You put ketchup on your steak.Copy !req
767. I'll come in, and they'll be like,Copy !req
768. "Hey, aren't you the food guy?"Copy !req
769. And I'll say, "Please,
call me Three-Bite Bailey."Copy !req
770. And then they will serve me
a four-course meal,Copy !req
771. and I'll pull out my wallet,
and they'll say,Copy !req
772. "No, no, no, sir, please,
tonight, on the house."Copy !req
773. And then I get paid.Copy !req
774. Is that how that goes?Copy !req
775. I actually don't know.Copy !req
776. Okay, my little food critic,Copy !req
777. what's the verdict on this bread?Copy !req
778. - This bread?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
779. Oh.Copy !req
780. Well…Copy !req
781. Hmm. Slightly stale, but the
butter makes up for that shit.Copy !req
782. - Profound.
- That'll be a hundred dollars.Copy !req
783. Well…Copy !req
784. Sorry.Copy !req
785. It's the second time he's called.Copy !req
786. I'll be right back.Copy !req
787. - What is it, dude? I'm busy.
- Oh, busy doing Nikki?Copy !req
788. What do you want?Copy !req
789. Okay, so, um…Copy !req
790. What is it?Copy !req
791. I'm not gonna tell Sarah about this,Copy !req
792. because I don't want to spread drama.Copy !req
793. I looked into Nikki's dad having cancer,Copy !req
794. and he's healthy as a baby.Copy !req
795. He's been to work, like, every day.Copy !req
796. Why would she lie about that, Ian?Copy !req
797. I don't know. For attention.Copy !req
798. I called the hospital she told me about,Copy !req
799. and they didn't even know
who I was talking about.Copy !req
800. Look, you know I always
got your back on this stuff.Copy !req
801. Apparently, Nikki and Sarah
had a conversation about youCopy !req
802. that-that day you weren't in,Copy !req
803. and, uh, Nikki said
she just thought of youCopy !req
804. like her little brother or, you know,Copy !req
805. and she, like, friend-zoned you.Copy !req
806. And-and-and look, that may suck to hear,Copy !req
807. but I just think you got to know because,Copy !req
808. I-I don't know, I think she has
some kind of ill intentionsCopy !req
809. or something freaking mental
is going on, man.Copy !req
810. And maybe Sarah's jealous
and made that up,Copy !req
811. but, like, even if you take
that out of the equation,Copy !req
812. this is strange, dude.Copy !req
813. It's like Nikki snapped
into a different person.Copy !req
814. Sh-She's all of a sudden
infatuated with you.Copy !req
815. Everything okay?Copy !req
816. Nikki, do you…Copy !req
817. What?Copy !req
818. Never mind.Copy !req
819. I have something for you.Copy !req
820. - What is it?
- Um…Copy !req
821. What is it?Copy !req
822. Open it.Copy !req
823. It's a… it's a tiger's eye.Copy !req
824. - Wow.
- It was my mom's,Copy !req
825. and then it was mine.Copy !req
826. It's supposed to bring you
confidence and willpower, so…Copy !req
827. now you can be a food critic.Copy !req
828. Why are you giving it to me?Copy !req
829. Bear, I love you so, so, so, so, so much.Copy !req
830. I don't think I could live without you.Copy !req
831. You love me more than anyone in the world?Copy !req
832. Yes, more than anyone.Copy !req
833. Nikki.Copy !req
834. Yeah?Copy !req
835. Does your dad really have cancer?Copy !req
836. No.Copy !req
837. No, no, no.Copy !req
838. What?Copy !req
839. No, no, no,Copy !req
840. - no, no, no, no, no.
- What?Copy !req
841. - Don't do that!
- Nikki.Copy !req
842. I thought we were having a nice date.Copy !req
843. - We-we are. We are. Sit down.
- Why does it matter?Copy !req
844. - I thought we were having
a nice date. -We are. We are.Copy !req
845. We are. We are.Copy !req
846. It's okay.Copy !req
847. We are. We are.Copy !req
848. Then why does it matter?Copy !req
849. It doesn't matter to me.Copy !req
850. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
851. Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
852. - Oh, that was amazing, baby.
- Yeah.Copy !req
853. Yeah.Copy !req
854. Nikki?Copy !req
855. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
856. Nikki.Copy !req
857. What are you doing?Copy !req
858. What are you doing?Copy !req
859. Watching you sleep.Copy !req
860. You're so cute when you sleep.Copy !req
861. Wearing my sweater, huh?Copy !req
862. Smells like you.Copy !req
863. - Can you come back to bed?
- No, no.Copy !req
864. - Nikki.
- No.Copy !req
865. I don't like my dreams.Copy !req
866. I feel like you don't love me
as much as I do.Copy !req
867. Like it's not mutual.Copy !req
868. No, I… I do.Copy !req
869. Just come back to bed.Copy !req
870. Please?Copy !req
871. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
872. Why don't you love me?Copy !req
873. Nikki? Nikki, where are you?Copy !req
874. What?Copy !req
875. Nikki, what are you doing?Copy !req
876. Nikki.Copy !req
877. No, what-what do you want me to do?Copy !req
878. For Sandy, okay?Copy !req
879. Stay!Copy !req
880. What the fuck?Copy !req
881. - Morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
882. Um…Copy !req
883. Yeah?Copy !req
884. Did you cut my hair?Copy !req
885. Yeah.Copy !req
886. Let's not do that.Copy !req
887. Okay.Copy !req
888. Packed you a lunch.Copy !req
889. Oh.Copy !req
890. Oh, oh, can-can we talk about last night?Copy !req
891. I know.Copy !req
892. I know. I know.Copy !req
893. It was kind of weird.Copy !req
894. Right?Copy !req
895. Yeah. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
896. Okay, good, 'cause if I'm being honest,Copy !req
897. it was kind of terrifying.Copy !req
898. Oh, my God.Copy !req
899. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
900. I had a bad dream, and I just…Copy !req
901. - You what?
- How's this?Copy !req
902. Not great.Copy !req
903. Okay.Copy !req
904. - Listen, Nikki.
- Come here.Copy !req
905. - I think…
- Come here.Copy !req
906. Listen.Copy !req
907. I love you.Copy !req
908. I love you, too.Copy !req
909. - So, so, so, so…
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
910. Good. Good.Copy !req
911. So, will you promise me something?Copy !req
912. Yes.Copy !req
913. No more weird stuff.Copy !req
914. All right?Copy !req
915. No more watching me while I sleepCopy !req
916. or, like, moving weird.Copy !req
917. - Okay.
- All right?Copy !req
918. I super promise,Copy !req
919. and I'm so sorry that it even happened.Copy !req
920. Okay.Copy !req
921. - Okay.
- So…Copy !req
922. - we're good.
- We're good.Copy !req
923. We're good.Copy !req
924. - Great.
- Great.Copy !req
925. We're good.Copy !req
926. All right.Copy !req
927. Oh, God, I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
928. I wish I was scheduled today.Copy !req
929. No, no, just enjoy your day off.Copy !req
930. Maybe I can pop by.Copy !req
931. No, no, just make yourself at home.Copy !req
932. Love you.Copy !req
933. Love you.Copy !req
934. If you're having trouble with the door,Copy !req
935. maybe you should just stay home.Copy !req
936. No, I got it.Copy !req
937. Bye, Bear.Copy !req
938. Why-why is everyone
so entitled these days?Copy !req
939. Like, people have no patience.Copy !req
940. It's... it was so clear I was busy,Copy !req
941. and they won't stop pestering me.Copy !req
942. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
943. Inside joke.Copy !req
944. You going to Ian's thing tonight?Copy !req
945. First I've heard.Copy !req
946. Well…Copy !req
947. "Well," what?Copy !req
948. I heard what you told Ian.Copy !req
949. About what?Copy !req
950. About Nikki.Copy !req
951. How she friend-zoned me.Copy !req
952. I don't know what Nikki said
in the past, but…Copy !req
953. I mean, we literally talked about it once.Copy !req
954. I just think that it's weirdCopy !req
955. how you two are dating all of a sudden.Copy !req
956. Like, super dating.Copy !req
957. I don't know, Sarah.Copy !req
958. Look, I couldn't care less
whatever game Nikki is playing.Copy !req
959. I just don't want you to get hurt and...Copy !req
960. What is your problem
with Nikki? -No, and ifCopy !req
961. Ian's gonna spread my shit,
then you should know,Copy !req
962. - Ian and…
- Honey.Copy !req
963. We got another one.Copy !req
964. God, I'm nervous.Copy !req
965. Please, God.Copy !req
966. Please.Copy !req
967. No.Copy !req
968. Well, you got to get in
somewhere, or else…Copy !req
969. - I know.
- You know?Copy !req
970. Okay.Copy !req
971. Get back to work.Copy !req
972. This is what I get for being such a fuckerCopy !req
973. in high school, huh?Copy !req
974. Is that your… the last one?Copy !req
975. No, one more.Copy !req
976. Luther.Copy !req
977. You can give me a tattoo without a school.Copy !req
978. Thanks.Copy !req
979. It has to be small, in a hidden location.Copy !req
980. Your lunch smells weird.Copy !req
981. - Oops.
- Jesus.Copy !req
982. "My little food critic."Copy !req
983. - What are you doing?
- "My little food critic."Copy !req
984. Well, what's the verdict on cat?Copy !req
985. What?Copy !req
986. What does that mean?Copy !req
987. "What's the verdict: cat?"Copy !req
988. Bear, what's that mean?Copy !req
989. That is so fucking weird.Copy !req
990. Bear, what does that mean?Copy !req
991. What?Copy !req
992. Bear, what is it?Copy !req
993. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
994. Are-are-are you okay? Bear, what...Copy !req
995. Oh, my God.Copy !req
996. - Bear, are you okay?
- What's going on?Copy !req
997. - Oh, my God!
- Bear, what the fuck?Copy !req
998. - Dad!
- No, I can't do that.Copy !req
999. - I can't look at that.
- Bear, what does that mean?Copy !req
1000. Inside joke.Copy !req
1001. Baron.Copy !req
1002. Yo, can I get a... can I get a ride home?Copy !req
1003. Where's your car?Copy !req
1004. Uh, I had to Uber today.Copy !req
1005. "Check engine" light.Copy !req
1006. - I was gonna run some…
- What, run some errands?Copy !req
1007. Come on, we're neighbors.Copy !req
1008. So, uh…Copy !req
1009. we gonna talk about you and Nikki?Copy !req
1010. What about it?Copy !req
1011. You come to me saying
Nikki's having, like,Copy !req
1012. some fucking crazy
mental breakdown or somethingCopy !req
1013. and that she needs to get help,
and now you're acting like,Copy !req
1014. "Oh, no, no, we're in love.
She's fucking fine.Copy !req
1015. - Everything's perfect."
- She was on drugs.Copy !req
1016. Nikki is literally fine.Copy !req
1017. Okay, can you just please
break this down for me?Copy !req
1018. She's lying about cancer.Copy !req
1019. I'm not gonna break this down for you.Copy !req
1020. And now she's sleeping over all the time.Copy !req
1021. I don't want to break down
our relationship.Copy !req
1022. Lying about her dad.Copy !req
1023. I mean, you have to admit that's crazy.Copy !req
1024. Oh, and by the way, I heard
you're having a party tonight.Copy !req
1025. - Don't change the subject.
- Why didn't you invite us?Copy !req
1026. Oh, oh, so now you're an "us"?Copy !req
1027. Well, why didn't you invite me
to the party?Copy !req
1028. Don't-don't change the subject.Copy !req
1029. I'm not gonna invite you two to my place.Copy !req
1030. Why not?Copy !req
1031. Because.Copy !req
1032. It kind of looks like Nikki's
going through something,Copy !req
1033. and… it kind of looks likeCopy !req
1034. you're taking advantage of the situation.Copy !req
1035. - Oh, fuck you, dude.
- And I say it with love, bro.Copy !req
1036. - I'm saying it with love.
- Come on, she is all over me.Copy !req
1037. I'm on your side, but it's a bad look.Copy !req
1038. What do you think this is gonna
look like to other people?Copy !req
1039. Why-why are you trying
to ruin something good?Copy !req
1040. Carter even said something.
It's a bad look, man.Copy !req
1041. That is so unfair, dude.Copy !req
1042. She's the one who won't leave me alone.Copy !req
1043. Fine.Copy !req
1044. You want to come over tonight?Copy !req
1045. I don't know, maybe.Copy !req
1046. Nikki can't come.Copy !req
1047. Dude.Copy !req
1048. No, Nikki can't come.Copy !req
1049. - It's a boys' night.
- Great.Copy !req
1050. I'm sure she'll be fine with it.Copy !req
1051. I'll text Sarah not to come,Copy !req
1052. and that should be completely fine,Copy !req
1053. because if the relationship is healthyCopy !req
1054. and it's not built on some codependency,Copy !req
1055. dad dying, not dying, what-the-fuck-ever,Copy !req
1056. then she should be completely…Copy !req
1057. she should have no fucking problemCopy !req
1058. with you coming to a boys' night.Copy !req
1059. - I'm totally fine with it, too.
- You are fine with it.Copy !req
1060. Nikki, I'm very upset.Copy !req
1061. You can't cook the cat.Copy !req
1062. You can't cook the cat, okay?Copy !req
1063. I'm going to hang out with Ian tonight.Copy !req
1064. Gonna hang out with Ian alone.Copy !req
1065. Okay.Copy !req
1066. Hello?Copy !req
1067. Um…Copy !req
1068. Hello?Copy !req
1069. Hey.Copy !req
1070. What's up?Copy !req
1071. Um, is this…Copy !req
1072. One Wish Willow?Copy !req
1073. Yeah.Copy !req
1074. Uh, o-okay. Um…Copy !req
1075. O-Okay, I-I was…Copy !req
1076. calling to see if there's a way I can...Copy !req
1077. alter a wish.Copy !req
1078. You'd like to cancel your wish?Copy !req
1079. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
1080. Uh, it's okay to keep the…Copy !req
1081. I-I just want to know if I can, like...Copy !req
1082. alter it a little.Copy !req
1083. I'm sorry. We don't really do that.Copy !req
1084. No?Copy !req
1085. If you have any questions
about how the wish worksCopy !req
1086. or if you read the back of the box...Copy !req
1087. I mean, is it even real?Copy !req
1088. Yeah, it's real.Copy !req
1089. No, I-I know that the…Copy !req
1090. Is her love real?Copy !req
1091. Just because you chose this for herCopy !req
1092. doesn't make it less real.Copy !req
1093. Okay. Then I would like to cancel.Copy !req
1094. You'd like to file a cancel request?Copy !req
1095. Yes. Yeah, a-a cancel request.Copy !req
1096. - We don't really do that.
- What?Copy !req
1097. We don't really do that.Copy !req
1098. You were just making it sound likeCopy !req
1099. I could put in a request.Copy !req
1100. I was just guessing your intention, man.Copy !req
1101. What the hell?Copy !req
1102. Well, what can I do, then?Copy !req
1103. Nothing, really.Copy !req
1104. So she's just fucked forever?Copy !req
1105. Well, yeah. I mean, as long as you live.Copy !req
1106. As long as I live?Copy !req
1107. I mean, when-when you die,
the wish will go away.Copy !req
1108. You're sure there's nothing else I can do?Copy !req
1109. Yeah. I mean, as long as you live.Copy !req
1110. Sounds to me like you have
a moral obligationCopy !req
1111. to be there for her.Copy !req
1112. Okay, but w-wait.Copy !req
1113. Sh-She does this thing
where she's, like…Copy !req
1114. freaks out.Copy !req
1115. Wh-What is that?Copy !req
1116. Do you want to talk to her?Copy !req
1117. What? Who?Copy !req
1118. Do you want to talk to her?Copy !req
1119. Who is that?Copy !req
1120. Nikki.Copy !req
1121. Do you want to speak to her?Copy !req
1122. - Oh, shit!
- Bear.Copy !req
1123. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
1124. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1125. - What happened?
- What?Copy !req
1126. What the fuck happened?Copy !req
1127. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1128. Do you need, like, a…Copy !req
1129. Oh.Copy !req
1130. - Um…
- God, I…Copy !req
1131. - It's okay.
- I'm disgusting.Copy !req
1132. Did you have a seizure or something?Copy !req
1133. - What happened?
- I…Copy !req
1134. ate a bug or I have
a stomach bug, I think.Copy !req
1135. Okay, um, I don't know what to do. Um...Copy !req
1136. I was just waiting for you to come home.Copy !req
1137. - Oh, my God, I'm disgusting.
- Uh, maybe you should…Copy !req
1138. I… I'll shower.Copy !req
1139. Let's-let-let's go to the shower, okay?Copy !req
1140. I-I'll clean it up. I'll clean it up.Copy !req
1141. It's okay. You can…Copy !req
1142. I'll go shower.Copy !req
1143. - Or… Yeah.
- And I'll clean it up.Copy !req
1144. I promise.Copy !req
1145. Um, you can…Copy !req
1146. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1147. I'll clean it up, baby!Copy !req
1148. It's okay.Copy !req
1149. Um, Nikki?Copy !req
1150. We talked about this.Copy !req
1151. Did you cook the cat?Copy !req
1152. Nikki, you can't do that.Copy !req
1153. I am very upset about that.Copy !req
1154. Okay, honey.Copy !req
1155. Hey, listen, um…Copy !req
1156. Ian invited me to a-a boys' night tonight.Copy !req
1157. Okay.Copy !req
1158. So I-I think I'm just gonna go to that,Copy !req
1159. if that's okay with you.Copy !req
1160. Go to the boys' night?Copy !req
1161. Yeah.Copy !req
1162. I can get dressed and go with you.Copy !req
1163. Oh, man. That-that sounds great.Copy !req
1164. Yeah, let me finish showering,Copy !req
1165. - and I'll go with you.
- It's-it's just that, um…Copy !req
1166. Ian said it was a boys' night,
so I think maybe I'll just go.Copy !req
1167. Are you okay?Copy !req
1168. That's so weird, 'cause…Copy !req
1169. Sarah was telling me that she's going.Copy !req
1170. Really?Copy !req
1171. Okay, well, I'll just stay here, then.Copy !req
1172. - I mean, if-if Sarah's going…
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1173. - If you wanted me to go, I…
- No, you know what?Copy !req
1174. I-I think you should come.
I-I really want you to come.Copy !req
1175. No!Copy !req
1176. If you wanted me to go,Copy !req
1177. you would tell me to go!Copy !req
1178. I knew you were gonna bring her.Copy !req
1179. I fucking knew it. She-she guilt you?Copy !req
1180. She didn't guilt me. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1181. You couldn't be without her
for three fucking hours?Copy !req
1182. Sarah invited her.Copy !req
1183. - What was I supposed to do?
- Sure.Copy !req
1184. You told me you weren't
going to invite Sarah.Copy !req
1185. - Sarah did nothing wrong.
- Neither did we.Copy !req
1186. No weird shit.Copy !req
1187. Hey. Keep your fucking hands
off my mom's china, asshole.Copy !req
1188. Hey.Copy !req
1189. Okay, it's my turn. My turn.Copy !req
1190. Ooh, someone's getting fucked up.Copy !req
1191. Okay. "Choose someone to drink
every time you doCopy !req
1192. for the next three rounds."Copy !req
1193. Ah, yeah, you're going down
with this ship.Copy !req
1194. Man, here we go. Cheers.Copy !req
1195. Uh, "Switch seats with anyone."Copy !req
1196. Baron, I want to sit next to Nikki.Copy !req
1197. - Ooh.
- No.Copy !req
1198. - Uh-oh.
- It's okay, baby.Copy !req
1199. Oh. No, it's okay.Copy !req
1200. I showered, baby.Copy !req
1201. Geez, Bear, what kind of spell
did you put on her?Copy !req
1202. So true.Copy !req
1203. Nikki, it's your turn.Copy !req
1204. Oh.Copy !req
1205. "The air was charged by the
distinct call of a night bird.Copy !req
1206. "His face was obscured,Copy !req
1207. "but I knew he was looking at my chest,Copy !req
1208. "each side stretching, recently mature,Copy !req
1209. "to different sizes.Copy !req
1210. "'And so, come lie with meCopy !req
1211. "like the old woman taught us
when we were children,' I said.Copy !req
1212. "He closed the door and leaned against it.Copy !req
1213. "'You're not my wife, Gretel,' he said.Copy !req
1214. "'I'm more than your wife.Copy !req
1215. "I am your sister.'Copy !req
1216. "Hansel flinched and reached
for the door handle.Copy !req
1217. "I knew he would not leave this place.Copy !req
1218. "He would relent
and choose to be inside meCopy !req
1219. "like he had many nights before.Copy !req
1220. "If not, I would fillet his meaty forearm,Copy !req
1221. "roll it like a stick of licoriceCopy !req
1222. "and insert the flesh between my legs.Copy !req
1223. "Hansel is my soul.Copy !req
1224. "A love only the branch
of a willow tree could conjure.Copy !req
1225. Brother, you will be inside me tonight."Copy !req
1226. New book I'm working on.
I don't have to drink.Copy !req
1227. It's your turn, Joe.Copy !req
1228. I switched spots with Baron,
so it's his turn now.Copy !req
1229. Oh, shit. Okay.Copy !req
1230. Um…Copy !req
1231. "Kiss the person on your left."Copy !req
1232. No one on this earth will ever comprehendCopy !req
1233. what it feels like to love someoneCopy !req
1234. as much as I love you.Copy !req
1235. And everyone in this room will dieCopy !req
1236. never feeling the strength of connectionCopy !req
1237. I have felt with my Bear.Copy !req
1238. Nikki…Copy !req
1239. are you okay?Copy !req
1240. I'm just kidding, guys.Copy !req
1241. I'm just kidding.Copy !req
1242. Come on, it's a joke.Copy !req
1243. I'm just joking.Copy !req
1244. Okay, fine. I'm not joking.Copy !req
1245. Deal with it.Copy !req
1246. Anybody, uh, want any, uh, Jell-O shots?Copy !req
1247. I'll take one.Copy !req
1248. Thank you, Reggie. Yep, cool.Copy !req
1249. Any other takers?Copy !req
1250. It's not me! It's not me!Copy !req
1251. It's not me!Copy !req
1252. Bear, she needs your help! Bear, help her!Copy !req
1253. No, no, no. You got to…
Bear, get her to the hospital.Copy !req
1254. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1255. Bear, she needs to go to the hospital.Copy !req
1256. Just stand still for a second. Bear.Copy !req
1257. She needs to go to the hospital.Copy !req
1258. - God, Ian.
- Bear.Copy !req
1259. Bear, are you fucking
listening to me? Get up.Copy !req
1260. - Bear, let's go!
- Get up, asshole!Copy !req
1261. Where you going?Copy !req
1262. Just going to the bathroom, Nikki.Copy !req
1263. Okay?Copy !req
1264. Okay?Copy !req
1265. Can I stand outside?Copy !req
1266. - Why did you do this?
- I know.Copy !req
1267. Why did you act like that
tonight? -Sarah's dirty.Copy !req
1268. You… Nikki.Copy !req
1269. - You're scaring everyone.
- Bear…Copy !req
1270. I don't know why I did it.Copy !req
1271. - I just get nervous.
- You hurt yourself.Copy !req
1272. - I'm sorry.
- Look at your face.Copy !req
1273. I know Sarah likes you.Copy !req
1274. That… That's…Copy !req
1275. - What?
- That's just…Copy !req
1276. God, fucking everything was normal!Copy !req
1277. Everything was good.Copy !req
1278. You were so… I'm sorry.Copy !req
1279. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1280. Look, you're so beautiful,Copy !req
1281. and you were... and you-you are normal,Copy !req
1282. but this is not... this isn't okay, Nikki.Copy !req
1283. Do you like me?Copy !req
1284. What? I…Copy !req
1285. - Bear, I love you.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1286. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1287. Do you… do you like me?
Do you even like me at all?Copy !req
1288. Is-is Nik… is Nikki happy?Copy !req
1289. Does Nikki like me?Copy !req
1290. Yeah.Copy !req
1291. - I'm your Freaky Nikki.
- No, no.Copy !req
1292. No, no, no. Nope.Copy !req
1293. - No, no.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
1294. I'm going to the bathroom, Nikki.Copy !req
1295. - Can I do that?
- Can you tell me you love me?Copy !req
1296. This is all I've ever wanted.Copy !req
1297. Me, too.Copy !req
1298. - No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
1299. Yes, it is, Bear. It's always been you.Copy !req
1300. I want this to work so bad.Copy !req
1301. - It can. It can.
- No, no. No, it can't.Copy !req
1302. - Yes, it can.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1303. Then, uh, you need to go home
for one night or…Copy !req
1304. a-a-and we need to, like, take
some space from each other.Copy !req
1305. - Okay, w-we have to…
- No…Copy !req
1306. - God, Nikki, no!
- I don't want space.Copy !req
1307. We have to take space
from each other, Nikki!Copy !req
1308. It's normal for couples
to have some fucking spaceCopy !req
1309. - from each other!
- I don't want space! Please.Copy !req
1310. - Just tell me what I can do.
- Just be normal like…Copy !req
1311. - I can be normal!
- I just…Copy !req
1312. God, I just want you to be Nikki.Copy !req
1313. I can be Nikki.Copy !req
1314. - Just be Nikki.
- I can. I can.Copy !req
1315. I can.Copy !req
1316. I'll be anything you want me to be.Copy !req
1317. No, don't say that.Copy !req
1318. Anything you want me to be.Copy !req
1319. No, no. You won't listen.Copy !req
1320. Nikki wouldn't say that.Copy !req
1321. I just want you to act like Nikki.Copy !req
1322. - I'll be… Let me be Nikki.
- You're not being like Nikki.Copy !req
1323. I can be Nikki!Copy !req
1324. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1325. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1326. I can be Nikki. I can be Nikki.Copy !req
1327. I love you. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1328. It's not real.Copy !req
1329. What do you mean?Copy !req
1330. It's not real.Copy !req
1331. I love youCopy !req
1332. in every reality, Bear.Copy !req
1333. I love you, too.Copy !req
1334. Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1335. What the fuck?Copy !req
1336. Nikki, stop.Copy !req
1337. No, please. Nikki, you're scaring me!Copy !req
1338. Don't be scared, baby. Don't be scared.Copy !req
1339. I-I would never hurt you.Copy !req
1340. - I'm sorry.
- Stop!Copy !req
1341. Nikki, you're scaring me!Copy !req
1342. Okay.Copy !req
1343. Hey. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
1344. Why don't you take the bed
for yourself tonight,Copy !req
1345. and I'll just go sleep at Ian's,Copy !req
1346. and I'll come back right in the morning?Copy !req
1347. Okay.Copy !req
1348. - Nikki, what are you doing?
- I don't need your attention.Copy !req
1349. Nikki, what are you doing?Copy !req
1350. Well, if I have the bed
all to myself tonight,Copy !req
1351. I'll lay there warm,Copy !req
1352. until slowly I feel cold,Copy !req
1353. like I walked into a freezer.Copy !req
1354. My hands will feel like
they're full of sand,Copy !req
1355. like when you lay on them wrong.Copy !req
1356. And that feeling will slowly
spread across my entire body.Copy !req
1357. You're still in my heart,
but you're slipping.Copy !req
1358. Any thought of pain or regretCopy !req
1359. will slip away like a chemical switch.Copy !req
1360. And even though it's quiet in the room,Copy !req
1361. somehow it gets even quieter.Copy !req
1362. It's not painful.Copy !req
1363. You just let go
of everything you once were.Copy !req
1364. And then there's nothing.Copy !req
1365. It's not darkness.Copy !req
1366. No, sweetie.Copy !req
1367. Darkness is a color.Copy !req
1368. There's just nothing.Copy !req
1369. Or you could stay.Copy !req
1370. Yeah.Copy !req
1371. Nikki.Copy !req
1372. Bear.Copy !req
1373. I'm just getting water.Copy !req
1374. Kill me, please.Copy !req
1375. What?Copy !req
1376. She's sleeping.Copy !req
1377. It's me.Copy !req
1378. - You are you, Nikki.
- Shh.Copy !req
1379. Please don't wake her up.Copy !req
1380. Just kill me.Copy !req
1381. What would be so bad?Copy !req
1382. What's so bad about being with me?Copy !req
1383. I've never been with you, Bear.Copy !req
1384. Just kill me, please.Copy !req
1385. Please, please, please, please.Copy !req
1386. Hey.Copy !req
1387. I didn't know you still did this.Copy !req
1388. Did what?Copy !req
1389. Parked at Franklin and chilled.Copy !req
1390. Oh.Copy !req
1391. I don't really do this anymore.Copy !req
1392. So, what the fuck is up with Nikki?Copy !req
1393. Well…Copy !req
1394. She hasn't really told
many people this, but…Copy !req
1395. her dad is dying.Copy !req
1396. So, you know, it's pretty…Copy !req
1397. Isn't she, like,
not close with him at all?Copy !req
1398. No, they're close now, so…Copy !req
1399. it's, you know, painful.Copy !req
1400. I thought she hated her dad.Copy !req
1401. No, she doesn't.Copy !req
1402. I really do hope she figures it out.Copy !req
1403. Uh, she seems pretty fucked up.Copy !req
1404. And I-I also don't think
it's right that she'sCopy !req
1405. leaning on you,
especially since her and…Copy !req
1406. I don't mind being there for her.Copy !req
1407. No, but that's not
your responsibility, Bear.Copy !req
1408. She needs therapy. It's-it's not right.Copy !req
1409. And I don't think it's okayCopy !req
1410. that she's taking advantage of you.Copy !req
1411. I don't think she's…Copy !req
1412. taking advantage of me.Copy !req
1413. Hey, so I, um…Copy !req
1414. I got my letter.Copy !req
1415. Your letter from Luther?Copy !req
1416. Yeah. My last chance.Copy !req
1417. Figured we could open it together.Copy !req
1418. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1419. Maybe my dad will let me tattoo
"successful daughter"Copy !req
1420. where his hairline's supposed to start.Copy !req
1421. Um, can I pay you to do that?Copy !req
1422. We can take him in his sleep.Copy !req
1423. Well, I have sleeping pills in my pocket.Copy !req
1424. We can literally take him tonight.Copy !req
1425. Do you want to open this thing or...?Copy !req
1426. I-I need to tell you some things.Copy !req
1427. What?Copy !req
1428. Fuck. I promised IanCopy !req
1429. - I wouldn't tell you this.
- Tell me what?Copy !req
1430. Bear, Ian and Nikki have been
hooking up on and offCopy !req
1431. for like two years.Copy !req
1432. It's super casual and not romantic.Copy !req
1433. He thinks that she's dating you
to get back at him.Copy !req
1434. But even if she's not…Copy !req
1435. it's kind of a shame, you know?Copy !req
1436. I think you need someone…Copy !req
1437. more chill.Copy !req
1438. Like you?Copy !req
1439. Well…Copy !req
1440. I mean…Copy !req
1441. I was to your left.Copy !req
1442. You-you were what?Copy !req
1443. - In the game.
- Oh.Copy !req
1444. I was to your left.Copy !req
1445. You were supposed to kiss me.Copy !req
1446. I'm so sorry you had to see that, baby.Copy !req
1447. But it is kind of your fault.Copy !req
1448. Just remember that you wanted this.Copy !req
1449. But I'm so happy you did.Copy !req
1450. I'm so happy you did, baby.Copy !req
1451. Oh, no.Copy !req
1452. No. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1453. Oh.Copy !req
1454. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1455. Honey, breathe, breathe.Copy !req
1456. It's okay. It's okay, honey.Copy !req
1457. I've got you. We need each other.Copy !req
1458. We need each other.Copy !req
1459. But you're gonna have to
help me get rid of her body.Copy !req
1460. - No. No. No.
- Yes. Yes, honey.Copy !req
1461. Honey, I know.
I know, I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
1462. Listen.Copy !req
1463. This is all your fault.Copy !req
1464. Sarah's your fault.Copy !req
1465. You wanted this. You wished for this.Copy !req
1466. But, baby, we can fix this.Copy !req
1467. I'll fix this with you.
I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
1468. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
1469. She's ready, baby.Copy !req
1470. Why don't you go home?
I'll take it from here.Copy !req
1471. - Jesus, dude.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
1472. No, no, no. Oh, no.Copy !req
1473. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1474. Um, uh, excuse me.Copy !req
1475. Where are the, um, One Wish Willows?Copy !req
1476. - What?
- It looks like this,Copy !req
1477. but it's like a…Copy !req
1478. it's like you make a wish
and you break it.Copy !req
1479. They were right there.Copy !req
1480. They were over there in the corner.Copy !req
1481. The One Wish Willows!Copy !req
1482. What's a One Wish Willow?Copy !req
1483. No.Copy !req
1484. - No.
- First of all, sir,Copy !req
1485. don't come in here with this.Copy !req
1486. It is too early.Copy !req
1487. And second of all, I'm fucking with you.Copy !req
1488. They're right here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1489. You made a shitty wish,
and now you want to reverse it,Copy !req
1490. but you can't come in here
with this energy, man.Copy !req
1491. Did you call the number on the back?Copy !req
1492. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
1493. Me?Copy !req
1494. How could you sell this to people?Copy !req
1495. The box is full of warnings, man.Copy !req
1496. - Fuck you!
- Hey, fuck you, man.Copy !req
1497. But you don't storm in here
with this energy, man.Copy !req
1498. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1499. I-I... Nobody would buy it if they...Copy !req
1500. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1501. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1502. Oh, God.Copy !req
1503. What did you do?Copy !req
1504. She's obsessed with me.Copy !req
1505. Oh.Copy !req
1506. Well, that's not so bad.Copy !req
1507. No, something bad happened.Copy !req
1508. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1509. - I… I need to reverse it.
- No.Copy !req
1510. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- I need to reverse it.Copy !req
1511. Y-You can make a wish.Copy !req
1512. - I already used my wish, man.
- Oh, please.Copy !req
1513. Wh-What the fuck do I do?Copy !req
1514. Well, maybe... maybe if someone elseCopy !req
1515. made a wish that contradicts your wish...Copy !req
1516. I mean, maybe you could ask her.Copy !req
1517. I mean, since it's for you,
she just might do it.Copy !req
1518. Oh, o-or you could die.Copy !req
1519. I mean, you could kill yourself.Copy !req
1520. You know, I'm just spitballing here.Copy !req
1521. If you ever want
to jump in with any ideas…Copy !req
1522. Fuck.Copy !req
1523. I wish Nikki Freeman
only loved me as a friend.Copy !req
1524. Fuck!Copy !req
1525. Fuck. Oh, what the fuck?Copy !req
1526. God! Fuck! Fuck.Copy !req
1527. Ian?Copy !req
1528. I texted you 50 times.Copy !req
1529. Jesus Christ, Bear, what the…Copy !req
1530. So, you know how Nikki
all of a sudden started…Copy !req
1531. Oh, no. Oh, sh… Is she okay?Copy !req
1532. Yes. She's-she's gonna be okay.Copy !req
1533. Why-why's Sarah texting me, man?Copy !req
1534. - She wants me to come over
to your place. -What?Copy !req
1535. She texted me over and over,
like, all this weird shit.Copy !req
1536. - Fuck.
- What's happening?Copy !req
1537. - Oh, fuck.
- What the fuck is happening?Copy !req
1538. - Okay, just stay here.
- Is Nikki okay?Copy !req
1539. Do not… do not come over.Copy !req
1540. - Okay.
- Bear! Bear, tell me what the fuckCopy !req
1541. - is happening right now!
- Fuck!Copy !req
1542. Fuck. Okay, okay, okay, so Nikki...Copy !req
1543. she started liking me out of nowhere,Copy !req
1544. all of a sudden, and then acting weird.Copy !req
1545. Yes or no?Copy !req
1546. Bear, what the fuck are you
gonna tell me right now, man?Copy !req
1547. - No. Ian, Ian.
- Is she okay?Copy !req
1548. I…Copy !req
1549. I made a wish.Copy !req
1550. I broke this piece of wood. At first,Copy !req
1551. I didn't think it was real.Copy !req
1552. Okay? I was confused, but this is real.Copy !req
1553. - This is fucking real.
- What? What?Copy !req
1554. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1555. You can make a wish, any…Copy !req
1556. You… you can make one wish,Copy !req
1557. and it is real and it will work.Copy !req
1558. I made a wish.
I-I didn't think it would work.Copy !req
1559. I wished that Nikki
would love me, but it worked.Copy !req
1560. Think about it, dude.Copy !req
1561. Think about how she's been acting lately.Copy !req
1562. Think about how drastically she changed.Copy !req
1563. Okay, what... what did you take her to?Copy !req
1564. Like, a-a-a psychic?Copy !req
1565. - What?
- What?Copy !req
1566. What did... What, did you do a fucking...Copy !req
1567. - Uh, what program?
- No, no.Copy !req
1568. Fuck, there's not a fucking program, Ian.Copy !req
1569. You know, I don't know.
It's God fucking magic.Copy !req
1570. Is this a joke to you?Copy !req
1571. No! This is real.Copy !req
1572. - This? This?
- Yes. Be careful.Copy !req
1573. Yes, it's real. It's fucking real, Ian.Copy !req
1574. I made a wish, and it's fucking horrible.Copy !req
1575. Then make another fucking wish, man.Copy !req
1576. No, you can't. You can't.Copy !req
1577. - Because you only get one wish.
- Oh, you only get one.Copy !req
1578. Oh, okay, yeah.Copy !req
1579. - That makes sense.
- One wish.Copy !req
1580. You only get one wish, Ian, but it's real.Copy !req
1581. It's real, Ian.Copy !req
1582. So I need you to make a wish.Copy !req
1583. I need you to wish
that I never made a wish.Copy !req
1584. Okay? And then you can be with Nikki.Copy !req
1585. Oh. Oh, so… so… so that…Copy !req
1586. - No, no, no. Dude, no.
- That's what this is about?Copy !req
1587. I don't even give a fuck about that, dude.Copy !req
1588. - I was gonna tell you.
- Seriously, just open the box,Copy !req
1589. and then just be careful
about how you word it.Copy !req
1590. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1591. Dude, stop. Okay, um, I need you to say,Copy !req
1592. uh, uh, "I-I wish for my friend Baron..."Copy !req
1593. I wish for a billion dollars.Copy !req
1594. No!Copy !req
1595. Nikki?Copy !req
1596. I need you to do something for me.Copy !req
1597. Nikki, you'll do anything for me, right?Copy !req
1598. I need you…Copy !req
1599. I'll do everything for you, baby.Copy !req
1600. You like me better now?Copy !req
1601. Nikki, I need you… I need you
to do something for me, okay?Copy !req
1602. Why can't you love me?Copy !req
1603. Stop.Copy !req
1604. Why don't you love me?Copy !req
1605. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1606. Oh, God.Copy !req
1607. - God, I want to eat you up.
- Nikki.Copy !req
1608. Bear, open the door.Copy !req
1609. I got, like, a billion dollars,
dude. It's real.Copy !req
1610. - Stop! Stop!
- Nikki.Copy !req
1611. Bear, what's going on?Copy !req
1612. - Oh, God.
- I want to smell like you.Copy !req
1613. - Nikki! No!
- I'm coming in.Copy !req
1614. You guys better not be doing
some weird shit!Copy !req
1615. - I just need you…
- I'm coming in!Copy !req
1616. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Nikki.
- I'll kill myself, Bear!Copy !req
1617. - What the… what the fuck?
- I'll kill myselfCopy !req
1618. - right in front of you!
- Nikki, what the fuck?Copy !req
1619. Nikki!Copy !req
1620. I'll rip my eyes out of my fucking skullCopy !req
1621. and shove the barrel in my pussy, Bear!Copy !req
1622. I love you. I love you.Copy !req
1623. - Scream it!
- I love you. I love you!Copy !req
1624. I knew you did.Copy !req
1625. Oh, I knew you did.Copy !req
1626. I love you so much, baby.Copy !req
1627. - You owe me that.
- It's okay, baby.Copy !req
1628. - We're gonna make this work.
- You owe me that.Copy !req
1629. - I'll make this work.
- You have to, baby.Copy !req
1630. - I will, baby.
- I'm gonna heal.Copy !req
1631. - I'm gonna make this work.
- You have to.Copy !req
1632. I will.Copy !req
1633. I'm sorry for the theatrics.Copy !req
1634. I don't know why I do that.Copy !req
1635. - It's okay, sweetie.
- I love you.Copy !req
1636. - I love you so much.
- I'm gonna heal.Copy !req
1637. Uh-huh. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1638. It's okay, baby.Copy !req
1639. I'm gonna be pretty again.Copy !req
1640. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
1641. You're the most beautiful girl
in the entire world.Copy !req
1642. - Yeah?
- Yeah, baby.Copy !req
1643. Oh, we are gonna be together foreverCopy !req
1644. and ever…Copy !req
1645. and ever and ever.Copy !req
1646. What?Copy !req
1647. What's wrong, baby?Copy !req
1648. You shook your head.Copy !req
1649. No, I didn't.Copy !req
1650. Why'd you shake your head?Copy !req
1651. I was just thinking that, uh,
we should freshen up, maybe.Copy !req
1652. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
1653. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
1654. I know what you want.Copy !req
1655. No! Fuck you!Copy !req
1656. Fuck you!Copy !req
1657. No!Copy !req
1658. Just give me a second to freshen up.Copy !req
1659. - Let me in!
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
1660. - No! No!
- Babe, I just need a second!Copy !req
1661. Fuck you, Bear! Let me in!Copy !req
1662. Bear, what are you doing?Copy !req
1663. - Just one second!
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1664. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1665. Hey, baby?Copy !req
1666. I was thinking maybe we should break up.Copy !req
1667. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1668. You hear that?Copy !req
1669. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1670. Baby, maybe we should take some space.Copy !req
1671. If space is what we need, then take it.Copy !req
1672. Oh, fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1673. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
1674. You hear that?Copy !req
1675. We can take space.Copy !req
1676. We can take space.Copy !req
1677. Baby?Copy !req
1678. You hear that?Copy !req
1679. No, honey.Copy !req
1680. Honey, honey.Copy !req
1681. No, no, no.Copy !req
1682. Bear! No.Copy !req
1683. What did you do, Bear? No!Copy !req
1684. Baby, what did you do?
Baby, what did you do?Copy !req
1685. No!Copy !req
1686. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1687. Baby.Copy !req
1688. Baby.Copy !req
1689. What did you do?Copy !req