1. And folks, if I've
learned one thing, it's this:Copy !req
2. You can't let your disability
hold you back.Copy !req
3. You got to wear it
like a badge of honor.Copy !req
4. You got to go out there
and you gotta say,Copy !req
5. "World, this is me.
This is who I am
in all my glory,Copy !req
6. and I'm here to win."Copy !req
7. Here at
San Diego Trust Credit Union,Copy !req
8. we don't have customersCopy !req
9. or clients. We have members.Copy !req
10. Family members.Copy !req
11. And that's...Copy !req
12. exciting!Copy !req
13. Yeah, big time.
Yes! Yeah.Copy !req
14. And there's nothingCopy !req
15. more exciting than
Christmas bonus day.Copy !req
16. Our busiest day of the year.Copy !req
17. The day hard-working
union membersCopy !req
18. get to turn their labor
into holiday joy.Copy !req
19. Because tomorrow,
we put the "trust"Copy !req
20. in San Diego Trust.Copy !req
21. And that's it.
All right, that's it.Copy !req
22. Nice. Powerful.Copy !req
23. Yeah, great job.
Good stuff.Copy !req
24. Right, back to work.
Back to work.Copy !req
25. Right.Copy !req
26. And what about the store?
Are you, are you getting by?Copy !req
27. Had to let Terrance go.Copy !req
28. But I still open
every day.Copy !req
29. Not sure what else
to do with myselfCopy !req
30. now that Betty's gone.Copy !req
31. Earl, I'm...Copy !req
32. I'm really sorry,
but if you can't pay,Copy !req
33. we're gonna have to foreclose.Copy !req
34. I understand.Copy !req
35. Okay.Copy !req
36. What I can doCopy !req
37. is I can hold on to
this paperwork
until after the holiday.Copy !req
38. That should buy you
enough time
for Betty's Social SecurityCopy !req
39. and retirement
to clear probate.Copy !req
40. Now, I can't promise that
it'll save the store, but...Copy !req
41. that should keep you
in your house.Copy !req
42. I appreciate that.Copy !req
43. Let me walk you out, okay?Copy !req
44. I'm so sorry again, Earl.Copy !req
45. I mean, I can't even imagineCopy !req
46. what it's like to lose someone
after 50 years of marriage.Copy !req
47. Time don't matter.Copy !req
48. Would've hurt
just as bad if I lost her
the day we met.Copy !req
49. She brought the sunshine
in my life.Copy !req
50. Know what I mean?Copy !req
51. Yeah.Copy !req
52. Totally.Copy !req
53. Hey, Nate?
Oh.Copy !req
54. Hi! Hey, what's up?
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
55. - Oh, no. That's fine.
- Jesus!Copy !req
56. I can take care of that.
Holy shit.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
57. No, really,
you don't have to.Copy !req
58. I'm actually really good
at getting stains out.Copy !req
59. You actually don't
have to. I'm good.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
60. I promise. Everything's—
Do not worry.Copy !req
61. I, uh...Copy !req
62. Uh, I...Copy !req
63. I go— I have to, uh, go.Copy !req
64. Sorry.
Oh.Copy !req
65. Real smooth, idiot.Copy !req
66. Yeah, come in.
Hey.Copy !req
67. Sherry! Hey! Hi.Copy !req
68. Hi. Um...Copy !req
69. Am I just so very fired?Copy !req
70. I know I've only worked here
for four months,Copy !req
71. but I really feel like
I have a lot to contribute.Copy !req
72. No, no, you're not fired.
You're definitely not fired.
Are you sure?Copy !req
73. Yeah.
I feel like I at least
owe you a new shirt.Copy !req
74. Oh, this shirt? No.
No, no, no. This is...Copy !req
75. It's the worst shirt I have.Copy !req
76. Okay. Well, maybe
I could take you to lunch?Copy !req
77. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
78. Uh, no, actually.Copy !req
79. Sorry, I brought mine today,
so I'm okay.Copy !req
80. Okay. Yeah. No pressure.Copy !req
81. Okay.
But if you change
your mind, let me know.Copy !req
82. Bye.Copy !req
83. Hey, uh...Copy !req
84. You know what?Copy !req
85. I'm in.
Okay.Copy !req
86. Cool. Leave in ten?
Yeah! Sounds good.Copy !req
87. Looking forward to it!Copy !req
88. Don't say that so loud.Copy !req
89. Oh.
Welcome back, honey.Copy !req
90. I see you've brought
a friend this time.Copy !req
91. Yeah, this is Nate.Copy !req
92. Hey there, Nate.
What can I get you?Copy !req
93. Oh, you know,
just a milkshake, please.
Vanilla milkshake.Copy !req
94. You don't want any food?
They have
really good sandwiches.Copy !req
95. Really good sandwiches? Uh...Copy !req
96. Nah. I'm good.Copy !req
97. Okay. Um...
Then I'll have—Copy !req
98. Oh! Please tell me
you're not out
of the cherry pie.Copy !req
99. It's your lucky day.Copy !req
100. Got one left.
Oh, yes!Copy !req
101. So...Copy !req
102. what's your deal?Copy !req
103. Uh...Copy !req
104. My deal?
Yeah.Copy !req
105. You're just always, like,Copy !req
106. I don't know, in your officeCopy !req
107. and you never come out
to the happy hours.Copy !req
108. I don't really know.
You know? I'm, um...Copy !req
109. I guess I'm just not really
a... very social person.Copy !req
110. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
111. Do you have a girlfriend?
No. No, I don't.
Um, not...Copy !req
112. Not right now.Copy !req
113. Are you on the apps?
No! God, no.Copy !req
114. Why not? Really?
You'd do great.Copy !req
115. I could take
a profile picture
of you right now.Copy !req
116. The reindeer tie would slay.Copy !req
117. Oh, okay. All right.Copy !req
118. Thank you very much.Copy !req
119. Enjoy. Holler if
you need anything.Copy !req
120. Thank you.Copy !req
121. Mmm!
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
122. Oh, my God!
This is so good.
Cool.Copy !req
123. Do you want some?
Oh, no, I'm okay.Copy !req
124. You should have a bite.
I'm good. No, I'm—Copy !req
125. Really, Sherry, I'm fine.
Take a little bite.Copy !req
126. It's so good.
I can't. I can't! I can't.Copy !req
127. I'm sorry.
I just can't have any pie.Copy !req
128. What do you mean,
you can't?Copy !req
129. Uh...Copy !req
130. Okay, um...Copy !req
131. I have a genetic disorder.Copy !req
132. Oh.Copy !req
133. Okay.Copy !req
134. Go on.
Oh.Copy !req
135. Yeah, um...Copy !req
136. It's called CIPA.Copy !req
137. Congenital Insensitivity
to Pain with Anhidrosis.Copy !req
138. Um...Copy !req
139. It affects my nervous system.Copy !req
140. And it, uh...Copy !req
141. basically makes it
so I can't feel pain.Copy !req
142. Um...Copy !req
143. Or hot or cold.Copy !req
144. And that's why
I can't have the pie.Copy !req
145. Or any solid food,
really, because...Copy !req
146. unknowingly I could...Copy !req
147. bite my tongue off.Copy !req
148. Oh, the coffee earlier.Copy !req
149. Yeah, I couldn't feel
that at all.Copy !req
150. - Holy shit!
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. You're a superhero.Copy !req
152. Yeah, sure. Yeah.Copy !req
153. I have the power
to step on a nail,Copy !req
154. and not know until my shoe
fills up with, uh...Copy !req
155. blood.Copy !req
156. Right. Didn't think about that.Copy !req
157. True story, by the way.
We were at the aquarium,
my mom fainted.Copy !req
158. - Jesus.
- Yeah.Copy !req
159. My parents, they, um...Copy !req
160. They basically spent my entire
childhood at the hospital.Copy !req
161. And then when they found outCopy !req
162. that the average
life expectancyCopy !req
163. for my condition was, um, 25,Copy !req
164. they sort of locked me up.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry.Copy !req
166. No, hey, I'm, you know, I'm...Copy !req
167. I'm still kicking.Copy !req
168. Okay. I mean,
I hear all that...Copy !req
169. but does that really mean
that you can't haveCopy !req
170. just a little bite of this pie?Copy !req
171. No. Can't. I mean...Copy !req
172. Like I said,
I could bite my tongue off.Copy !req
173. You're not gonna bite
your tongue off, Nate.Copy !req
174. This is the best cherry pie
on the west coast, okay?Copy !req
175. I swear to God.Copy !req
176. Listen. If anything
goes wrong, I'm right here.Copy !req
177. Okay.Copy !req
178. Okay?Copy !req
179. Here we go.
Taking a bite.
Yep.Copy !req
180. Open your mouth.Copy !req
181. Okay.Copy !req
182. Remember, chew softly. Yep.Copy !req
183. Uh-huh.
Let the magic happen.Copy !req
184. Uh-huh.Copy !req
185. My God, that is so good!Copy !req
186. That is so good. Oh, my God!Copy !req
187. Oh, my God! Wha—
Yeah, I told you.Copy !req
188. What?Copy !req
189. This is pie? This is pie.
Yeah!Copy !req
190. Pie's good.Copy !req
191. Congratulations.Copy !req
192. Whoa!Copy !req
193. What are you doing
later tonight?Copy !req
194. Look, she invited me out
to this art show.Copy !req
195. I'm just not gonna go.Copy !req
196. I think I'm just gonna
stay here and we'll play,
and it'll be fine.Copy !req
197. You've been talking
about this girl for months.Copy !req
198. You're basically
in love with her.Copy !req
199. If I were you,
I'd be all over that shit!Copy !req
200. But I'm not like you.Copy !req
201. I'm not cool.
I don't drive a Harley.Copy !req
202. I'm not this hunky guy
with a man bun.Copy !req
203. Again, it's a short pony.Copy !req
204. But dude, that stuff is not
why I do well with women.Copy !req
205. Does it help? Of course
it does, I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
206. But confidence is king!Copy !req
207. I feel like I'm gonna
mess it up somehow.Copy !req
208. What's the worst
that can happen?Copy !req
209. You wind up alone
in your living room
playing video games?Copy !req
210. You're already there, my guy!
What do you have to lose?Copy !req
211. Nate, you're gonna die.
What?Copy !req
212. Oh, shit. Sorry. Um...Copy !req
213. Ah, okay.Copy !req
214. No, no, no, that was
actually really impressive.Copy !req
215. I'm sorry, my head's
not in this right now.Copy !req
216. Can I call you back
a little later?Copy !req
217. Oh, sure, yeah.
I'll just go fuck myself.Copy !req
218. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
219. Boo!
Hey! Hi.Copy !req
220. Hey. You came, you're here.
Yeah!Copy !req
221. No, of course. You know,
my schedule cleared upCopy !req
222. and, uh, yeah.
Cool. Well,
I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
223. Yeah, of course.
What do you think?Copy !req
224. - These are yours?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
225. These are awesome.
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
226. Who are they?Copy !req
227. Um, they're from
my therapy group.Copy !req
228. Some cutters, some suicidal.Copy !req
229. Everyone's kind of
recovering in their own way.Copy !req
230. Jesus, you run
a therapy group,
too? Huh.Copy !req
231. Oh.
No, no, no. I attend it.Copy !req
232. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
233. Damn, I'm so...
I'm sorry.Copy !req
234. No, no, no.
Don't apologize.
I did not mean...Copy !req
235. You're okay, it's fine.
Okay.Copy !req
236. I'm not ashamed of it.
Okay.Copy !req
237. Oh, wait, you have a...
Oh, God!Copy !req
238. I sold one.
Yeah.Copy !req
239. Why are you so surprised?Copy !req
240. Come on.Copy !req
241. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
242. Um... So,
where'd you grow up?Copy !req
243. Well, I grew up in Tucson.Copy !req
244. And Cedar City.Copy !req
245. And Sacramento.Copy !req
246. Hmm.Copy !req
247. I was in foster care.
Okay, yeah.Copy !req
248. So I just kind of
bounced around
until I was twelveCopy !req
249. and then I got adopted.Copy !req
250. And I had, you know, uh,Copy !req
251. my own room
and a big brother
and parents.Copy !req
252. And it was all
very exciting.Copy !req
253. That's amazing!
Do you still see them a lot?Copy !req
254. Not really, no.Copy !req
255. Um...Copy !req
256. It wasn't exactly
a loving household.Copy !req
257. Okay.
Yeah.Copy !req
258. Yeah.
So, I, uh...Copy !req
259. left when I was eighteen,Copy !req
260. and I've been
on my own ever since.Copy !req
261. Man, that is tough.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
262. It's fine.Copy !req
263. You know,Copy !req
264. if you don't have
anybody you care about,Copy !req
265. it's harder to get hurt, right?Copy !req
266. Novocaine?Copy !req
267. Holy shit.Copy !req
268. It is you!Copy !req
269. I mean...
This is fucking wild.Copy !req
270. I...Copy !req
271. I thought
you'd be dead by now.Copy !req
272. Yeah, well...Copy !req
273. I'm not.
Yeah!Copy !req
274. Good for you, bro.Copy !req
275. Just like old times, huh?Copy !req
276. It's fucking Novocaine!Copy !req
277. And he's not fucking dead!Copy !req
278. So who was that?Copy !req
279. Oh. Uh, that was, um...Copy !req
280. some asshole that I went
to middle school with.Copy !req
281. And what did
he call you?
Novocaine?Copy !req
282. Yeah, uh, it was...Copy !req
283. It was just
some dumb nickname
they gave me.Copy !req
284. You know, once the other kids
found out about my condition,Copy !req
285. they basically started kicking
my ass pretty much daily,Copy !req
286. figuring it didn't matter,
you know,Copy !req
287. because I couldn't
feel any of it, so...Copy !req
288. I'm sorry.Copy !req
289. Yeah.
But...Copy !req
290. I got to say, as far
as nicknames go...Copy !req
291. "Novocaine"?Copy !req
292. Kind of badass.
No.Copy !req
293. Really?
Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
294. Okay, well, thank you,
but they didn't think so.Copy !req
295. It-it... It was fine.Copy !req
296. S-Sorry. Um, excuse me for
one second. I'm just gonna...Copy !req
297. Hey!Copy !req
298. Yeah?Copy !req
299. What is the deal
with the alarm?Copy !req
300. Yeah, um...Copy !req
301. I got to set one of these
every three hoursCopy !req
302. or else my bladder
might explode.Copy !req
303. Other kids had a blast
with that one, too. Trust me.Copy !req
304. You're so funny.
Yeah,
I like to think I am.Copy !req
305. World-traveling
kinda guy.
Hey.Copy !req
306. Glad you two
are getting along.Copy !req
307. We really are.
He's hilarious.Copy !req
308. You know what?Copy !req
309. I think you two just need to
let bygones be bygones.Copy !req
310. What do you say?Copy !req
311. What do you mean?
Shots! Duh!Copy !req
312. Come on. My treat.Copy !req
313. Yeah, sure, why not?
Nice. Okay, great.Copy !req
314. Hey, and, uh,
no hard feelings, right?Copy !req
315. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
316. "Feelings." Get it?Copy !req
317. That's so clever.
This fucking guy.Copy !req
318. There you go.Copy !req
319. Thank you.Copy !req
320. Here you go.Copy !req
321. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
322. Yeah, what is that?Copy !req
323. Leapin' Larry's
Five Alarm
Ghost Pepper Sauce.Copy !req
324. Do you like it?Copy !req
325. Yeah,
it's Novocaine's favorite.Copy !req
326. Hey, should we, um,
head back to your place?Copy !req
327. You can put those on his tab.Copy !req
328. No!
Done.Copy !req
329. That was amazing.
That was...Copy !req
330. You're a
very good actor.
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
331. Oh, my God.
That's got to be
killing himCopy !req
332. thinking that
I'm taking you home.Copy !req
333. But you are.Copy !req
334. Wait, what?Copy !req
335. Have you really
read all these books?Copy !req
336. I don't get out much.Copy !req
337. Really?
You've even read the...Copy !req
338. Mayo Clinic A-to-Z
Health Guide?Copy !req
339. When you can, um, impale
yourself without realizing it,Copy !req
340. uh, you know,Copy !req
341. first aid knowledge
comes in pretty handy.Copy !req
342. Touché.Copy !req
343. You're a real Renaissance man,
Nathan Caine.Copy !req
344. I never would've guessed.Copy !req
345. Hi.
Hello.Copy !req
346. What else are you hiding?Copy !req
347. - Sorry.
- No.Copy !req
348. No, I'm sorry. Uh...Copy !req
349. It's okay.Copy !req
350. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
351. Is there more?Copy !req
352. There's a bit more, yeah.Copy !req
353. Whoa.Copy !req
354. Nate, what the...Copy !req
355. What the fuck? Who are you?Copy !req
356. These are amazing.
Where did you get them done?Copy !req
357. Uh...Copy !req
358. I did them myself.
No, did you really?Copy !req
359. - Yeah.
- How long did that take you?Copy !req
360. Um...Copy !req
361. Well, it started
when I was a teenager and...Copy !req
362. as I got better at it,Copy !req
363. I kind of got more sucked
into it, and it was, uh...Copy !req
364. It was just like, um,Copy !req
365. this secret world.Copy !req
366. This...Copy !req
367. This other life that,Copy !req
368. you know,
was actually an adventure.Copy !req
369. It's a story, isn't it?Copy !req
370. Yeah. Yeah, you could...Copy !req
371. You could
call it that, yeah.Copy !req
372. How does it end?Copy !req
373. I don't know. Um...Copy !req
374. I'm still figuring that out.Copy !req
375. So, I have a question.Copy !req
376. If you can't feel pain,Copy !req
377. does that also mean
that you can't feel...Copy !req
378. pleasure?Copy !req
379. I mean, uh...Copy !req
380. I think I can.Copy !req
381. Can you feel this?Copy !req
382. I feel a little bit
of pressure.Copy !req
383. Okay.Copy !req
384. How about this?Copy !req
385. Definitely feeling something.Copy !req
386. You're...Copy !req
387. gorgeous.Copy !req
388. It's not just you, Nate.Copy !req
389. Everybody is hiding something.Copy !req
390. I think we're all just...Copy !req
391. looking for someone
we can show it to.Copy !req
392. Yes!Copy !req
393. Sorry!Copy !req
394. "Hey, Sherry, so last night
was life-changing."Copy !req
395. No, no, no. Way too big. Uh...Copy !req
396. "Last night was really great."Copy !req
397. Uh...Copy !req
398. "Last night was...Copy !req
399. amazing."Copy !req
400. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
401. Ah, gentlemen.Copy !req
402. Love the outfits.Copy !req
403. How can I help you?Copy !req
404. We're here
to make a withdrawal.Copy !req
405. Get down on the fucking ground!Copy !req
406. Get down! Get down!Copy !req
407. Get on the fucking ground!Copy !req
408. Take the back!
Get on the ground!Copy !req
409. Get down!
All right, everyone.Copy !req
410. Do exactly as we sayCopy !req
411. and you'll all live
to open up your presents.Copy !req
412. Phones on the ground
in front of you!Copy !req
413. Hands behind your heads!Copy !req
414. Mr. Manager...Copy !req
415. you're up.Copy !req
416. Alarm's tripped!Copy !req
417. Three minutes!Copy !req
418. Open the vault.Copy !req
419. I won't be able to
open it in time.Copy !req
420. 2:45.Copy !req
421. Open the vault
or I will kill you.Copy !req
422. No. I won't do it.Copy !req
423. He won't do it.Copy !req
424. Man called my bluff.Copy !req
425. I...Copy !req
426. asked you...Copy !req
427. very nicely!Copy !req
428. Captain Kringle?
Huh?Copy !req
429. Your beard.Copy !req
430. Sorry, buddy.Copy !req
431. You saw my face.Copy !req
432. Assistant manager!Copy !req
433. Your turn!Copy !req
434. Two minutes.Copy !req
435. Combination!Copy !req
436. Say the fucking combination!Copy !req
437. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
438. 1:30.Copy !req
439. Hey. Hey.
Hmm.Copy !req
440. Look at me.Copy !req
441. Say the fucking numbers.Copy !req
442. Wha— What?Copy !req
443. No, no, no!Copy !req
444. Don't.Copy !req
445. Huh.Copy !req
446. Okay. Have it your way.Copy !req
447. Wait, hey, hey.Copy !req
448. Wait! Wait! Wait! No!Copy !req
449. Don't! Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
450. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
451. Open the vault
or I open her brain pan.Copy !req
452. Okay, okay.Copy !req
453. Three, two, one.
Okay! I'm telling you!Copy !req
454. I'm telling you!
Stop it! I'm telling you!Copy !req
455. 01-32-26.Copy !req
456. Was that so hard?Copy !req
457. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
458. Holy shit.Copy !req
459. Merry Christmas, motherfucker.Copy !req
460. Come to me, baby.Copy !req
461. Cops are here early!Copy !req
462. Go. Let's move it!Copy !req
463. Take the bag!
He's got the other.Copy !req
464. Let's move!Copy !req
465. Grab a fucking hostage.Copy !req
466. Sorry, sweetheart.Copy !req
467. Come on.Copy !req
468. Here we go.
Don't fucking look at me!Copy !req
469. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
470. All right,
three, two, one.
Move!Copy !req
471. Guns on the ground!Copy !req
472. Okay! Okay.Copy !req
473. Just take it easy.Copy !req
474. Nobody needs to get hurt.Copy !req
475. Go.Copy !req
476. Hurry up, asshole!
Let's go!Copy !req
477. Sherry.Copy !req
478. Help me.Copy !req
479. Damn it.Copy !req
480. All right.Copy !req
481. Hey, hey.Copy !req
482. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
483. All right?Copy !req
484. Just keep pressure on it.Copy !req
485. 32 and 34,
backup eight minutes out.Copy !req
486. Eight minutes?Copy !req
487. Don't.Copy !req
488. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
489. I will bring it back.
Come on!Copy !req
490. Oh, my God, what am I doing?Copy !req
491. Hey, you good?Copy !req
492. Good?Copy !req
493. I'm better than good.
We're rich, motherfuckers!Copy !req
494. It's not about the money.Copy !req
495. What is important
is that we had fun.Copy !req
496. Aw, fuck, I'm going fast.Copy !req
497. Guys?Copy !req
498. We've got company.Copy !req
499. These fucking cops!Copy !req
500. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
501. Okay. Okay. You're okay.Copy !req
502. You're okay, you're okay.Copy !req
503. Fuck, he's still coming!Copy !req
504. What's your fucking call, genius?Copy !req
505. Split up.
Meet back at the shop.Copy !req
506. Get on the highway.
No, no, no.Copy !req
507. Ain't getting on the highway.
Get on the highway.Copy !req
508. I want to stay there.
He needs us.Copy !req
509. Do it!
He's—Copy !req
510. Come on. Which one, Sherry?Copy !req
511. Please be the one.
Please be the one.Copy !req
512. Shit! Jesus!Copy !req
513. Oh, shit!Copy !req
514. What the fuck?Copy !req
515. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
516. Sorry. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
517. Where you going?Copy !req
518. Out of the way!Copy !req
519. Fuck off!Copy !req
520. Oh, hey, hey. Hey, look.Copy !req
521. Look, I don't want any trouble.
I just want to know
where Sherry is.Copy !req
522. Wait.Copy !req
523. You're not a cop?Copy !req
524. Uh, no, but...Copy !req
525. Come on, man.
Just tell me where she is.Copy !req
526. I'll let you go. Okay?Copy !req
527. You ever fired
a gun before?Copy !req
528. Do you, uh...
even know where
the safety is? Hmm?Copy !req
529. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
530. Hey, wait!Copy !req
531. Hey, man.Copy !req
532. I don't want to fight, okay?
I'm not that guy. I just want—Copy !req
533. Get the fuck out of my way.
Move!Copy !req
534. You're fucking dead,
you know that?Copy !req
535. Just tell me. Please.Copy !req
536. Motherfuck—Copy !req
537. Okay, so those are
definitely third degree,Copy !req
538. so you're gonna want
to run it under some cool—Copy !req
539. I'm not done with you.Copy !req
540. Okay, wait, hold on.
Come here.Copy !req
541. Look, I still feel like we can
both get what we want here.Copy !req
542. Oh, you're strong!Copy !req
543. Ooh, I am so sorry.Copy !req
544. Hey, last chance.Copy !req
545. Tell me where she is.
Eat shit.Copy !req
546. Okay, okay. Uh...Copy !req
547. Come here!Copy !req
548. You don't have, like,
a gluten thing, do you?Copy !req
549. Hey.Copy !req
550. Hey, man, you okay?Copy !req
551. Oh, shit. Okay, okay.Copy !req
552. You had to do it.
You had to do it.Copy !req
553. Think about Sherry.Copy !req
554. "At work."Copy !req
555. At work.Copy !req
556. Um...Copy !req
557. Hey, what?Copy !req
558. Okay, okay.Copy !req
559. All right.Copy !req
560. I'm sorry,
so Sherry was kidnappedCopy !req
561. and you killed a guy
in a kitchen?Copy !req
562. Roscoe, just listen to me
very carefully.Copy !req
563. I don't have a lot of—
Oh, my God, I got shot.Copy !req
564. What, you got shot?
Just listen.Copy !req
565. I just texted you a photo
of a tattoo.Copy !req
566. I need you to call around
to every parlor in San DiegoCopy !req
567. and try to find out
who did the art.Copy !req
568. What am I,
your fucking secretary?Copy !req
569. I'm not doing shit!Copy !req
570. Roscoe, I wouldn't ask
if I had any other choice.Copy !req
571. I mean, we're a team, right?Copy !req
572. Yes, a video game team.Copy !req
573. We've never even met in person.Copy !req
574. And now you're involving me
in a real-life murder?Copy !req
575. Why don't you
just call the police?Copy !req
576. You know,
I technically stole a cop car.Copy !req
577. Then there's the whole thing
about the guy that I killed.Copy !req
578. Fine. Jesus.
I'll get you the address,Copy !req
579. but that's it, okay?Copy !req
580. Okay, thank you!Copy !req
581. Thank you, bye.Copy !req
582. Details are still trickling in,Copy !req
583. but we have confirmed reports
of multiple fatalities.Copy !req
584. Citizens are advised to reportCopy !req
585. any suspicious activity
in their areaCopy !req
586. but to not engage
with possible suspects.Copy !req
587. Shit.
Bad week to quit drinking.Copy !req
588. You quit drinking?Copy !req
589. No, no.
I just mean it would be.Copy !req
590. Detective!
Yeah, what do you got?Copy !req
591. There's three officers down.Copy !req
592. One in the ICU.Copy !req
593. Bank manager DOA inside.Copy !req
594. Three gunmen, two cars.Copy !req
595. They took a hostage with them.Copy !req
596. And one additional suspect
at large.Copy !req
597. Additional suspect?Copy !req
598. Yeah, the assistant manager.Copy !req
599. He stole a cruiser
and followed the gunmen.Copy !req
600. Witnesses say it's
the same guy
who opened the vault.Copy !req
601. Could be a double-cross.Copy !req
602. Do we have units in pursuit?Copy !req
603. No, these were
the only ones in the area.Copy !req
604. Calls went out
to the Fifth and Sixth,Copy !req
605. but they're spread thin
'cause of the holidays.Copy !req
606. Okay, thank you, Officer.
Thank you.Copy !req
607. We need to get a file on
that assistant manager, quick.Copy !req
608. Today was supposed to be
an easy one.Copy !req
609. - I'm going.
- Thanks.Copy !req
610. I'm going.Copy !req
611. Coming through, newsies!
Out of my way!Copy !req
612. Come on.Copy !req
613. Closed for lunch!
Come back later!Copy !req
614. Hmm.Copy !req
615. Hey! It's me! Nate!Copy !req
616. What in the Sam Hill?Copy !req
617. From the bank.
Could you let me in?Copy !req
618. Hi.Copy !req
619. You sure you don't want me
to just call you an ambulance?Copy !req
620. Uh, no. I told you.
There's no time.Copy !req
621. All right.Copy !req
622. Sweet Jesus!Copy !req
623. Here we go.Copy !req
624. Earl, you okay?
Me? Oh, yeah, just—Copy !req
625. This was not
what I expected today.Copy !req
626. Hey, if it's
any consolation,
me neither.Copy !req
627. All right.Copy !req
628. All right.Copy !req
629. If I can find it.Copy !req
630. Huh. Is that it?Copy !req
631. Hey! There we go.
Ah!Copy !req
632. All right.Copy !req
633. Just some of this.Copy !req
634. Just a little bit.Copy !req
635. Okay.Copy !req
636. Here we go.Copy !req
637. Yeah. There we go, see?Copy !req
638. Good as new.Copy !req
639. Oh, whoa. Um...Copy !req
640. Earl, was there—Copy !req
641. There's an EpiPen
in there, right?Copy !req
642. You mind
handing that to me?Copy !req
643. What?
You allergic to something?Copy !req
644. Um, thank you, no, uh...Copy !req
645. epinephrine's just
another form
of adrenaline.Copy !req
646. It should, uh, keep me
from passing out.Copy !req
647. Yeah, that did it.Copy !req
648. Okay.Copy !req
649. Yeah, all right. Hey, Earl.Copy !req
650. Thank you so much.
Sorry, this was...Copy !req
651. a lot.Copy !req
652. You go get that girl, Nate.Copy !req
653. Oh, hey, um...Copy !req
654. Almost forgot.
This should help with
the mortgage for a while.Copy !req
655. Betty always said
you were a good kid.Copy !req
656. Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
657. All right, uh,
I'll see you later.Copy !req
658. You know, if I—
If I don't, uh, die.Copy !req
659. You might want to
launder that,
by the way.Copy !req
660. Ah.Copy !req
661. One of our bank robbers?Copy !req
662. God, I hope so.Copy !req
663. Be a shame
if it was
the real Santa.Copy !req
664. Kitchen staff said a crazy guy
in a tie did all this.Copy !req
665. I'm thinking that's
our assistant manager.Copy !req
666. Oh, speaking of...Copy !req
667. Got a bit of a profile on him.Copy !req
668. Uh, Nathan Caine.Copy !req
669. Single. Male. Thirty.Copy !req
670. No record. No affiliations.Copy !req
671. Zero traffic tickets.Copy !req
672. An online gamer tag
of "Magicnateball."Copy !req
673. Oh, that's good. Uh...Copy !req
674. Worked at San Diego Trust
for six years.Copy !req
675. That just doesn't sound
like a stone-cold killer to me.Copy !req
676. And yet...Copy !req
677. Yeah.Copy !req
678. Do you have
a cell phone number
for him?Copy !req
679. Guy just robbed a bank,
killed a guy.Copy !req
680. Do you really think he's just
picking up his cell phone?Copy !req
681. This is Nate speaking.
Hi, Nate.Copy !req
682. Uh, this is
Detective Barbara MincyCopy !req
683. of the San Diego Police.Copy !req
684. How you doing?Copy !req
685. I've— I've been better.Copy !req
686. Did you catch the others?Copy !req
687. Is Sherry, the hostage,
is she safe?Copy !req
688. Yeah, well, you know,
we're working on that.Copy !req
689. But whatever it is you're doing
isn't making our job easier.Copy !req
690. So if you could turn yourself
and the cash in right now—Copy !req
691. Whoa, wait, wait, sorry. Um...Copy !req
692. Holy shit.
You think I'm in on this.Copy !req
693. No, no, Nate, uh,
we're just following
the facts here.Copy !req
694. Look, hey, I don't
give a shit about the money.
I just want to save Sherry.Copy !req
695. Mm-hmm. Well, that's our job
to worry about, not yours.Copy !req
696. Yeah, well, I heard that
75% of hostages who dieCopy !req
697. are killed in the first
three hours, so...Copy !req
698. Unless you're calling me
to tell me you found her,Copy !req
699. I'm not gonna stop.Copy !req
700. This Sherry...Copy !req
701. She, uh, she your girlfriend?Copy !req
702. Yeah, I mean, you know,
we haven't necessarilyCopy !req
703. put a label on anything yet,
but the—Copy !req
704. Stop it, all right? I know
what you're trying to do.Copy !req
705. You don't give a shit about us.Copy !req
706. No, Nate, that's not true.Copy !req
707. We just want everyone
to get home safe, okay?Copy !req
708. I understand you care
about her, but—Copy !req
709. Do you?Copy !req
710. Do you know what it's like
to wait your whole life
to meet someone?Copy !req
711. Someone who changes everything?
Who...Copy !req
712. finally gives your life
meaning?Copy !req
713. Yeah. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
714. My daughter.Copy !req
715. And if your daughter
was kidnapped,Copy !req
716. would you wait around
for someone else to save her?Copy !req
717. Or would you do it yourself?Copy !req
718. All right, Nate.
Have it your way.Copy !req
719. Got a trace on his cell.Copy !req
720. Hey, you good?Copy !req
721. Yeah. Let's move.Copy !req
722. 11898, I show your dispatch
and send 29C-47.Copy !req
723. This is a total fucking
shit show, man.Copy !req
724. Look, there's nothing
on the scanner
about your brother.Copy !req
725. That means he probably
lost the tail.Copy !req
726. Then why the fuck
ain't he here?Copy !req
727. I don't know!Copy !req
728. Okay? I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I don't know everything.Copy !req
729. Maybe he had to
switch vehicles.Copy !req
730. Maybe he stopped off
to get some ice cream.Copy !req
731. The point is, your fucking
whining about itCopy !req
732. isn't gonna make him
show up any faster.Copy !req
733. Watch how
you're talking to me.Copy !req
734. You may be running point
on this,Copy !req
735. but you're not
my fucking boss.Copy !req
736. Hmm.Copy !req
737. Andre...Copy !req
738. I need you to switch up
the vibe right now.Copy !req
739. Because you're bumming me out.Copy !req
740. Come on.Copy !req
741. Ben is gonna be back
in 15 minutesCopy !req
742. and everything
is gonna be fine.Copy !req
743. Just keep saying it.
"Everything is gonna be fine."Copy !req
744. Yeah, fucking right.Copy !req
745. No more silent treatment, huh?Copy !req
746. Hey.Copy !req
747. I'm sorry I hit you, okay?Copy !req
748. Do you, um...Copy !req
749. Do you want to hit me?Copy !req
750. Make it even?Copy !req
751. Fuck you.Copy !req
752. Wow.Copy !req
753. I do not like that tone.Copy !req
754. I don't like it.Copy !req
755. But I got just the thing
to fix that attitude.Copy !req
756. Oh, come on!Copy !req
757. You love cola gummies.
Stop it, Simon!Copy !req
758. Stop.Copy !req
759. What is this?Copy !req
760. Who is this little tantrum for?Copy !req
761. We're alone now.Copy !req
762. You can feel free
to break character
whenever you'd like, sis.Copy !req
763. It's just that you promised
nobody would get hurt, okay?Copy !req
764. You fucking promised.Copy !req
765. It's the heat of battle,
Sher.Copy !req
766. Shit happens.
The heat of battle?Copy !req
767. You did not have
to kill Nigel!Copy !req
768. Nigel? Who is Nigel?Copy !req
769. The bank manager.Copy !req
770. He was a nice fucking guy.Copy !req
771. He was a Nigel too,
wasn't he?Copy !req
772. Nigel.Copy !req
773. Sher.Copy !req
774. I hate to break this to you,Copy !req
775. but if you were able
to get that vault code
out of lover boy,Copy !req
776. everyone would be alive
right now, including Nigel.Copy !req
777. Oh, my God.
Hmm.Copy !req
778. It's not like he had it
framed on his wall.Copy !req
779. Sounds a whole lot
like an excuse.Copy !req
780. You know how I feel
about excuses.Copy !req
781. Don't you?Copy !req
782. You're so fucking impossible.Copy !req
783. What's done is done.
Okay?Copy !req
784. Let's just stay focused
on the plan,Copy !req
785. and we can hash
all this out laterCopy !req
786. over some piña coladas
in Mexico.Copy !req
787. Those are disgusting,
by the way.Copy !req
788. Ugh! Gets in your teeth.Copy !req
789. Yeah?
Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
790. Um, is Zeno here?Copy !req
791. I just need to talk
with him
for a second.Copy !req
792. Sorry, customers only.Copy !req
793. You know what?
That's actually
why I'm here.Copy !req
794. Um, I'm just looking
to get some work done.Copy !req
795. Looks like you've already
had some work done today.Copy !req
796. Sorry?Copy !req
797. Oh! My appearance.Copy !req
798. Uh, well,Copy !req
799. you should see
the other guy.Copy !req
800. Thank you.Copy !req
801. Oh.Copy !req
802. Thought that was
a real guy
for a second.Copy !req
803. Wait here.
Thank you.Copy !req
804. You. What's good?Copy !req
805. I'm good. I'm—Copy !req
806. Everything's good. Um...Copy !req
807. Uh, I was just looking
to get a tattoo.Copy !req
808. Fuck. What's happening
with your hand?Copy !req
809. Oh!Copy !req
810. Psoriasis.Copy !req
811. It's really,
really flared up
on me today.Copy !req
812. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
813. So where we working?Copy !req
814. Uh, yeah, just, um...Copy !req
815. right here.Copy !req
816. Damn. I like your tats.
That's good shit.Copy !req
817. Oh. Wow, thank you so much.Copy !req
818. I, uh, I like yours, too.Copy !req
819. So, uh, what you want?Copy !req
820. Well, I have
a buddy of mine, um,Copy !req
821. and he got this awesome tattoo.
I want the exact same one.Copy !req
822. I think he said
that he got it here?Copy !req
823. No shit.Copy !req
824. - You know Ben?
- Ben!Copy !req
825. - Yeah.
- Ben.Copy !req
826. So, um, did you guys
serve together?Copy !req
827. Yeah, we did.Copy !req
828. Serve together.Copy !req
829. Honorably.
Hmm.Copy !req
830. Rock on, brother.Copy !req
831. Hey, um, speaking of Ben,Copy !req
832. is he still working
at the same place?Copy !req
833. I don't know.
Ben doesn't talk about work.Copy !req
834. Classic Ben. Hates work.Copy !req
835. Hates it.Copy !req
836. Um...Copy !req
837. Funny story about Ben.Copy !req
838. Um, you know
his last name, right?Copy !req
839. Yeah.Copy !req
840. Okay.Copy !req
841. How would you
think it's pronounced?Copy !req
842. Seriously, you're gonna...
you're gonna love this.Copy !req
843. Just... just say his last name.Copy !req
844. Why don't you say it?Copy !req
845. Ah, you know, never mind.Copy !req
846. It's fine.
It's not that funny.Copy !req
847. Because, you know,
if you tell a bad joke,Copy !req
848. you have to explain it,
it's not good.Copy !req
849. Yeah, give me a sec.Copy !req
850. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Take your time.Copy !req
851. You know,Copy !req
852. I'm thinking that
maybe you don't know Ben.Copy !req
853. Yo, what the fuck is this?Copy !req
854. I'm not gonna hurt you, okay?
Just put down the knife.Copy !req
855. Tell me everything you know
about Ben and I'm gone.Copy !req
856. Whoa!Copy !req
857. - Shit!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
858. I'll give you another one
for free.Copy !req
859. Let me show you
how it's done.Copy !req
860. Shit. Fuck.
Oh...Copy !req
861. Fuck! Ow! Shit.Copy !req
862. You little shit!Copy !req
863. Fuck you, man.Copy !req
864. Enough of this shit.Copy !req
865. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
866. Oh!Copy !req
867. Fuck!Copy !req
868. Shit! Fuck! My eyes!Copy !req
869. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
870. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
871. I can't see!
Okay. All right, man.Copy !req
872. What the fuck?
What's his name?Copy !req
873. Fuck you and the horse
you rode in on, man.Copy !req
874. Okay. Look, look.Copy !req
875. Please.
Please don't make me do this.Copy !req
876. Fucking eat shit, man.Copy !req
877. Okay. Okay,
this is gonna suck.
Are you sure?Copy !req
878. Oh, fuck off!Copy !req
879. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
880. Fuck!Copy !req
881. Hey, hey,
just give me his name.Copy !req
882. Just give me his name.Copy !req
883. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
884. Fuck, it's Clark!
It's Clark!
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
885. Clark, Ben. Ben Clark.Copy !req
886. There we go.
Was that so hard?Copy !req
887. Listen, I've given you
what you want.Copy !req
888. Now just fucking go.Copy !req
889. Just one second.
One second.Copy !req
890. Oh, shit.Copy !req
891. Hey there, Chad, it's Nate
over at San Diego Trust.Copy !req
892. Glad I caught you
before the holiday.Copy !req
893. Yeah, listen, I was hoping you
could run a quick credit checkCopy !req
894. on a new client
whose file's incomplete.Copy !req
895. His name is Ben Clark.Copy !req
896. He did serve in the military.
Does that narrow it down?Copy !req
897. Yeah. Yeah, V.A. loans.
That's him.Copy !req
898. Um, you don't have any
employment on record, do you?Copy !req
899. How about
a last-known residence?Copy !req
900. Yeah, um, yeah,
hold on one second. Um...Copy !req
901. Okay, shoot.Copy !req
902. Okay.Copy !req
903. 402...Copy !req
904. North Tower Lane.Copy !req
905. All right.
Chad, thank you so much, man.Copy !req
906. You're the best.Copy !req
907. Oh.Copy !req
908. Yeah, Merry Christmas
to you, too. Go, Padres.Copy !req
909. Something's wrong.
He should definitely be here.Copy !req
910. Look, he's got plenty of time.
We can't leave till
it's dark anyway.Copy !req
911. I'm gonna check his house.
The house he just spentCopy !req
912. all weekend booby-trapping
like he's
Wile E. fucking Coyote?Copy !req
913. That house?
You think he's gonna
go back there?Copy !req
914. Use your brain, man.Copy !req
915. He's my brother!Copy !req
916. I'm well aware of that.Copy !req
917. Take a half hour.
If he's not there,Copy !req
918. I'll come back and we can go.Copy !req
919. Andre.Copy !req
920. Andre!Copy !req
921. Don't be a fucking idiot!Copy !req
922. All right.Copy !req
923. Okay, so you're a prepper.Copy !req
924. Ew.Copy !req
925. Where the hell do you work?Copy !req
926. What?Copy !req
927. What is that?Copy !req
928. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
929. Why?Copy !req
930. Okay, uh...Copy !req
931. All right.Copy !req
932. Whoa. Hmm.Copy !req
933. No.Copy !req
934. There you are.Copy !req
935. Oh.Copy !req
936. Come on! Really?Copy !req
937. Crossbow under the sink.Copy !req
938. Of course.Copy !req
939. All right, whatever— Fuck it.Copy !req
940. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
941. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
942. Yes.Copy !req
943. Okay. I found you.Copy !req
944. And now I'm gonna
make you wish you never—Copy !req
945. Oh, my God!Copy !req
946. What?Copy !req
947. What the fuck?Copy !req
948. Oh, fu—Copy !req
949. Oh, phew. Big phew.Copy !req
950. Okay. Um...Copy !req
951. This better be you calling
from a hospital or a jail.Copy !req
952. No, not quite. I'm at, uh,Copy !req
953. 402 North Tower Lane
in Cortez Hill.Copy !req
954. I'm hanging upside-down
and I need you to come get me.Copy !req
955. What the hell do you mean
you're hanging upside-down?Copy !req
956. I mean I'm currently suspended
in some kind of snare trap,Copy !req
957. and if you don't come right now
and cut me down,Copy !req
958. then Sherry's gonna die.
I'm probably gonna die.Copy !req
959. Dude, you can't put
that shit on me.Copy !req
960. I'm not getting
involved in this.Copy !req
961. You already are, okay?Copy !req
962. Look, man, I'm sorry. I just...Copy !req
963. I don't know who else to call.Copy !req
964. Maybe to you
I'm just some random guy
you met on the Internet,Copy !req
965. but to me,
all that time we spent together
it actually meant something.Copy !req
966. You're...Copy !req
967. You're my only friend,
Roscoe.Copy !req
968. And right now,Copy !req
969. I need you.Copy !req
970. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
971. Okay, look,
it says fifteen minutes,Copy !req
972. but I'll take the Harley
and be there in ten, all right?Copy !req
973. Yes! Yes, thank you.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
974. Yeah, yeah, just hang in there.Copy !req
975. Sorry, that wasn't a pun.
I meant it sincerely.Copy !req
976. No, no, it was funny.
It was funny.Copy !req
977. Just please hurry, okay?Copy !req
978. Yeah, okay. Bye.Copy !req
979. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
980. Okay, ten minutes.Copy !req
981. Ten minutes.Copy !req
982. I can make it ten minutes.
Okay.Copy !req
983. Ben?Copy !req
984. Oh, no.Copy !req
985. You here, bro?Copy !req
986. Hi.Copy !req
987. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
988. Uh. I'm— I'm just a thief.Copy !req
989. You know,
just came here to, uh...Copy !req
990. thieve.Copy !req
991. Where's my brother?Copy !req
992. I'm sorry, your what?Copy !req
993. Uh, look, man, look,
I don't know anythingCopy !req
994. about anybody's brother. I'm—Copy !req
995. You know, I just randomly
picked this place and, uh,Copy !req
996. well, apparently,
I picked wrong.Copy !req
997. You know, most people
have the doorbellCopy !req
998. with the camera,
but an indoor snare trap?Copy !req
999. Egg on my face.Copy !req
1000. You don't look
like a thief.Copy !req
1001. Yeah, well,Copy !req
1002. the best of us rarely do.
Hmm.Copy !req
1003. So you just picked this place
at random, huh?Copy !req
1004. Yeah. Yeah, just my luck.
Yeah?Copy !req
1005. Then why the fuckCopy !req
1006. do you have his address
on your fucking hand?Copy !req
1007. That's such a good question.Copy !req
1008. And...Copy !req
1009. the answer's really
gonna blow your mind.Copy !req
1010. Yeah, you can go ahead
and take that if you need to.Copy !req
1011. Yeah?Copy !req
1012. Look, um...Copy !req
1013. Ben's dead.Copy !req
1014. Just heard it
over the scanner.Copy !req
1015. Who did it? Cops?
Uh, no.Copy !req
1016. Apparently, it was just
some random Good Samaritan.Copy !req
1017. Skinny guy in a suit.Copy !req
1018. Look, um,Copy !req
1019. why don't you
just get back hereCopy !req
1020. and we'll
figure it all out?Copy !req
1021. Did he seriously
just hang up on me?Copy !req
1022. Whoa, whoa, hey, hold on.Copy !req
1023. Hold on. Hey.
Let's just talk about this.Copy !req
1024. You killed my brother!Copy !req
1025. Look, man, I, uh...Copy !req
1026. I did kill him.Copy !req
1027. And, look, I know that means
you're gonna kill me, too,Copy !req
1028. but please just
do me a favor, okay? Just—Copy !req
1029. Just make it quick.Copy !req
1030. There's no need
to draw this out.Copy !req
1031. I got a better idea.Copy !req
1032. Yes!Copy !req
1033. You know,
when I used to do this shitCopy !req
1034. back in special forces...Copy !req
1035. Mmm.Copy !req
1036. it was always to try
and get some information.Copy !req
1037. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1038. But all that matters now...Copy !req
1039. is the pain.Copy !req
1040. Think about that.
You understand pain?Copy !req
1041. Yeah...
I hate it so much.Copy !req
1042. Oh. Oh! No! Stop it!Copy !req
1043. I mean, oh, fuck!Copy !req
1044. This is bad!Copy !req
1045. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1046. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1047. Oh, God,
you sadistic fuck.Copy !req
1048. Oh.Copy !req
1049. No, not the pliers.Copy !req
1050. Please, not the pliers.Copy !req
1051. I can't even imagine
what you're gonna
do with that.Copy !req
1052. Please. Oh!Copy !req
1053. This little piggy...Copy !req
1054. went to market.Copy !req
1055. God, I hate how you spend
so much time on this.Copy !req
1056. This little piggy...
Oh, boy.Copy !req
1057. This little piggy...
Uh-huh?Copy !req
1058. went wee, wee,
wee, wee, wee...Copy !req
1059. fucking all the way home!Copy !req
1060. Oh, wow, that hurt!
That one hurt the most.Copy !req
1061. How you doing?Copy !req
1062. Terribly.Copy !req
1063. No! Please, no.Copy !req
1064. Whoa, all this sucks so bad.Copy !req
1065. Please don't do that again.Copy !req
1066. What?Copy !req
1067. Where the hell are you?
We're leavingCopy !req
1068. in thirty minutes.
Get your ass back here.Copy !req
1069. Yeah, yeah. I will wrap it up.Copy !req
1070. Now for my favorite part.Copy !req
1071. I'm gonna keep your eyes
in a jar on my mantel.Copy !req
1072. Oh, wait, don't do that.
No. Uh, uh...Copy !req
1073. Actually, don't do that.Copy !req
1074. Uh, hey, hey! Your brother...Copy !req
1075. Your brother told
me something...Copy !req
1076. before he died. He said, uh...Copy !req
1077. He said, um...Copy !req
1078. "Tell my brother I'm sorry."Copy !req
1079. "I'm sorry...Copy !req
1080. for that thing that happened
when we were kids."Copy !req
1081. And...Copy !req
1082. he said, "Tell him...Copy !req
1083. Tell him that Mom and Dad
always loved you the most."Copy !req
1084. Bullshit.Copy !req
1085. We never met our dad.Copy !req
1086. Okay, I think maybe
he meant it
metaphorically.Copy !req
1087. Wait, no! Please, please,
please, please don't!Copy !req
1088. Roscoe?Copy !req
1089. No, it's fucking Daft Punk.Copy !req
1090. Of course it's me.Copy !req
1091. Thank God. I was...Copy !req
1092. Huh.
What do you mean, "huh"?Copy !req
1093. Uh... No, I mean, um...
it's just, uh...Copy !req
1094. Didn't you say...Copy !req
1095. that you were six-foot-fiveCopy !req
1096. and that you looked
like Jason Momoa?Copy !req
1097. I said I kind of look
like Jason Momoa.Copy !req
1098. Right.Copy !req
1099. He's just a very
specific-looking man.Copy !req
1100. How about you just say,
"Thank you for saving my life"?Copy !req
1101. You're totally right.
Absolutely. Sorry.Copy !req
1102. Oh, hey.
Thank you.Copy !req
1103. Okay.Copy !req
1104. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
1105. Look, go do whatever
you got to doCopy !req
1106. and please stay alive.Copy !req
1107. I need you
to be physically ableCopy !req
1108. to explain
all this to the cops.Copy !req
1109. Okay...
I will stay alive,
I promise.Copy !req
1110. You're gonna have to
do better than that.Copy !req
1111. Oh!Copy !req
1112. Whoa!Copy !req
1113. Roscoe, get something!
Right! Oh, shit. Oh.Copy !req
1114. You motherfuckers.
Heads up!Copy !req
1115. Oh, shit! Sorry.Copy !req
1116. It's fine.
Just get something else.Copy !req
1117. Fucker!Copy !req
1118. You bunch of—Copy !req
1119. Aw, shit, man!Copy !req
1120. Bear mace.
Yeah, more, more!Copy !req
1121. Yeah, more.Copy !req
1122. Yeah, do you like this?Copy !req
1123. Yeah, that's right, bi—Copy !req
1124. Oh, goddamn it!Copy !req
1125. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
1126. Whoa!Copy !req
1127. I'm gonna fucking rip
your fucking head off!Copy !req
1128. Just... die!Copy !req
1129. Ah, okay.Copy !req
1130. Good thinking with the mace.Copy !req
1131. Yeah.Copy !req
1132. Jesus!Copy !req
1133. - Hell of a way to go.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
1134. What'd you set a timer for?Copy !req
1135. Um, it was for your...Copy !req
1136. for your ETA or whatever.Copy !req
1137. I actually should pee, though.Copy !req
1138. Yeah.Copy !req
1139. Wait, what?Copy !req
1140. Who the fuck
are these guys, anyway?Copy !req
1141. No idea.Copy !req
1142. Huge Home Alonefans, apparently.Copy !req
1143. Hey, um...Copy !req
1144. thanks again for coming.Copy !req
1145. Yeah, well...
what are friends for, right?Copy !req
1146. Yeah, man.
That being said...Copy !req
1147. I will testify against you
if need be.Copy !req
1148. Yeah, no, no worries.
I assumed.Copy !req
1149. Oh, shit. It's the cops.Copy !req
1150. Well, great.Copy !req
1151. Tell them everything.
Let them go save her.Copy !req
1152. No, no, no.
They're not gonna listen to me.Copy !req
1153. They think I'm in on this.Copy !req
1154. No, if I go out there,
they'll bring me
to the station.Copy !req
1155. And by the time
I can convince anybody
to go after Sherry,Copy !req
1156. she'll be dead.Copy !req
1157. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1158. I think I have an idea.Copy !req
1159. Your Harley—
it's still parked
out front, yeah?Copy !req
1160. Yeah.Copy !req
1161. Sort of.Copy !req
1162. What do you mean "sort of"?Copy !req
1163. Nathan Caine!Copy !req
1164. I need you to come out
the house with your hands up.Copy !req
1165. Look, don't make
this harder than
it has to be, okay?Copy !req
1166. This whole town's
going to shitCopy !req
1167. 'cause the Chargers
and the Clippers
betrayed us.Copy !req
1168. Really? Now?Copy !req
1169. Seriously.
Broke our heart
for what?Copy !req
1170. To be second fiddle
to the Rams
and the Lakers?Copy !req
1171. Freeze! Freeze!Copy !req
1172. Hey!Copy !req
1173. Freeze! Freeze!
Hey, stop! Stop! Shit.Copy !req
1174. Wait, what is he doing?Copy !req
1175. I don't know.Copy !req
1176. Hands!Copy !req
1177. Let me see your hands! Hands!Copy !req
1178. Shit.Copy !req
1179. Who the hell is this guy?Copy !req
1180. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1181. You've been deceived,
for I am not Nate!Copy !req
1182. Don't care.Copy !req
1183. But who you are
is somebody...Copy !req
1184. who's about
to go to jail.
No, no, wait, wait!Copy !req
1185. I can help you! I can help you!
I know where Nate's going.Copy !req
1186. Yeah? Start talking then.
Okay, okay,Copy !req
1187. but could we have
a no-kicking policy
from this point on?Copy !req
1188. Where is he?Copy !req
1189. All right, come on! Time to go!Copy !req
1190. Where is your jumpsuit?
I'm not doing this, Simon.Copy !req
1191. Not doing what?Copy !req
1192. It's already done.Copy !req
1193. Can't do it.Copy !req
1194. Oh, fuck off.Copy !req
1195. Since when did you grow
a conscience anyway?Copy !req
1196. I mean, what about
all the other jobs we've done?Copy !req
1197. We've killed
people before.
No.Copy !req
1198. No. You've killed people
before, Simon. You.Copy !req
1199. Not me. I'm not like you.Copy !req
1200. The thing is...Copy !req
1201. you're not a better person
than I am.Copy !req
1202. Not even a little bit.Copy !req
1203. 'Cause you won't admit
what you are.Copy !req
1204. You think all this fake remorse
is gonna save your soul? Hm?Copy !req
1205. It's bullshit...Copy !req
1206. Simon.Copy !req
1207. and you know it.Copy !req
1208. Drop the gun!Copy !req
1209. Oh, my God. Nate.Copy !req
1210. I'm not gonna
ask you again.Copy !req
1211. Okay.Copy !req
1212. You okay, Sherry?Copy !req
1213. Um...Copy !req
1214. I'm sorry,Copy !req
1215. who the fuck are you?Copy !req
1216. I'm the guy that killed
your friends.Copy !req
1217. So if you don't want
to wind up like them,Copy !req
1218. I suggest you let her go,Copy !req
1219. and you get the hell out
of here.Copy !req
1220. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1221. Oh, my fucking God.Copy !req
1222. Simon, don't.Copy !req
1223. You're the guy
from the bank, right?Copy !req
1224. Okay.Copy !req
1225. This is legitimately
the funniest thing
that's ever happened to me.Copy !req
1226. You've been tailing us
to try to save... Sherry.Copy !req
1227. Is that right?Copy !req
1228. Uh...Copy !req
1229. I hate to break it
to you, bud, but...Copy !req
1230. she's my fucking sister.Copy !req
1231. She played you,
man. Yeah.Copy !req
1232. You thought
that she had feelings for you.Copy !req
1233. Stop, don't. Nate, I'm...Copy !req
1234. I'm so sorry, okay?Copy !req
1235. I never meant
for you to... to...Copy !req
1236. Look, everything
that happened between us,Copy !req
1237. I meant it, okay?
It was real, I swear.Copy !req
1238. Oh, what a load of horseshit!Copy !req
1239. Look, man,Copy !req
1240. you're pointing the gun
at the wrong bank robber, dude.Copy !req
1241. You should be shooting her.Copy !req
1242. So, now listen.Copy !req
1243. Why don't you just
get out of here, man. Okay?Copy !req
1244. What are you doing?Copy !req
1245. Get yourself
to the urgent care,Copy !req
1246. and just forget all about this.Copy !req
1247. Simon, stop it.Copy !req
1248. Get over it.Copy !req
1249. I'll give it to you,
bank boy.Copy !req
1250. You can take a punch.Copy !req
1251. Let's see how you do...Copy !req
1252. under a little pressure.Copy !req
1253. Perfect.Copy !req
1254. Simon, stop it!Copy !req
1255. It's not
fucking funny. Stop it!Copy !req
1256. Stop!Copy !req
1257. Stop!Copy !req
1258. What the hell you doing?
What are you doing?Copy !req
1259. Are you just gonna
crush his head?Copy !req
1260. Well, he started it!Copy !req
1261. Just go.Copy !req
1262. Honestly, just go!
Take the money and go!Copy !req
1263. I'm gonna stay with him.Copy !req
1264. You're gonna stay
with that guy?Copy !req
1265. Yeah.Copy !req
1266. Sherry.Copy !req
1267. Come on!Copy !req
1268. I don't even
know you anymore.Copy !req
1269. Fine.Copy !req
1270. Hmm.Copy !req
1271. You won't do it.
Yeah?Copy !req
1272. You sure?Copy !req
1273. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1274. You know what?
You're right.Copy !req
1275. You don't know me anymore.Copy !req
1276. Got him! Moving in.Copy !req
1277. Hands! Hands up!Copy !req
1278. Get them on your head.Copy !req
1279. This one's cooked.
Help this guy.Copy !req
1280. Damn, Vespa guy was right.
He's pretty beat up.Copy !req
1281. Yeah, well, good thing
we're here to save his ass.Copy !req
1282. You're lucky that
you got such a good friend.Copy !req
1283. Little too chatty
for me, though.Copy !req
1284. Backup will be here in five.
They're still stretched thin.Copy !req
1285. Does that mean
I can punch out now?Copy !req
1286. Wanda's gonna start
It's a Wonderful Life
without me.Copy !req
1287. Yeah,
we'll just get the elves
to do your paperwork.Copy !req
1288. Mm-hmm. Wouldn't that
be amazing if we had—Copy !req
1289. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1290. Show me where you're hurt.Copy !req
1291. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1292. You just have to
get to a hospital.Copy !req
1293. I'm gonna take your car
and go after them.Copy !req
1294. Like hell!
I'm not giving you my keys.Copy !req
1295. Sorry.Copy !req
1296. Don't worry...Copy !req
1297. I'm gonna make sure—Copy !req
1298. You're really gonna shoot me?Copy !req
1299. I should, asshole.Copy !req
1300. But I won't.
You're taking me with you.Copy !req
1301. Okay.Copy !req
1302. Uh, hey, hi.
Uh, could someone please
tell me what's going on?Copy !req
1303. Go, go, go!
We're gonna lose him!
Yeah, don't worry.Copy !req
1304. I know where he's going.Copy !req
1305. Where who's going?Copy !req
1306. Oh, we're on a high-speed
chase right now?Copy !req
1307. Fuck!Copy !req
1308. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1309. At this speed, you won't be
able to make any adjustments,Copy !req
1310. and I don't know
how you drive—Copy !req
1311. School bus!Copy !req
1312. What the fuck?Copy !req
1313. You again?Copy !req
1314. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
1315. Stroller!
Yo!Copy !req
1316. What the fuck is wrong
with you?Copy !req
1317. Jesus! Where'd you learn
to drive like this?Copy !req
1318. I used to boost cars.Copy !req
1319. What? I don't anymore!Copy !req
1320. Oh, I might be dying,Copy !req
1321. but I'm gonna
kill you first.Copy !req
1322. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1323. Fuck!Copy !req
1324. Oh. You fucking loser.Copy !req
1325. So where's
this son of a bitch going?Copy !req
1326. He's headed to Pier 7.Copy !req
1327. What for?
There's a boat waiting.Copy !req
1328. It was gonna take us south.Copy !req
1329. Taxi!
I can see, thank you!Copy !req
1330. Hey, slow down!
Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1331. You want to know
something funny?Copy !req
1332. If you'd have just stayed
in that bank,Copy !req
1333. Sherry would be right here
sitting next to me.Copy !req
1334. She'd be just fine.Copy !req
1335. But now?Copy !req
1336. Now...Copy !req
1337. I'm gonna hunt her ass down.Copy !req
1338. I promise you that.Copy !req
1339. Yeah, well...Copy !req
1340. if you do find Sherry...Copy !req
1341. I want you to tell her
something for me, okay?Copy !req
1342. Oh, God.Copy !req
1343. You are one sorry
son of a bitch.Copy !req
1344. You know that?Copy !req
1345. Yeah. I know, right?Copy !req
1346. It's kind of my thing.Copy !req
1347. Listen, I want you
to tell her...Copy !req
1348. that even though we didn't
spend a lot of time together,Copy !req
1349. that I always felt like we...Copy !req
1350. could've gone...Copy !req
1351. What?Copy !req
1352. What'd you feel like?Copy !req
1353. What was that?Copy !req
1354. I can't fucking hear you.
You're mumbling. Speak up!Copy !req
1355. Oh, sorry.
I'll try to be a little more...Copy !req
1356. clear!Copy !req
1357. I like that you're making me
earn it, bank boy,Copy !req
1358. but we got to wrap this up.Copy !req
1359. Let's go.Copy !req
1360. What?Copy !req
1361. Fuck, I can't.Copy !req
1362. I can't.Copy !req
1363. I'm sorry, I have to go.
Wait, wait.Copy !req
1364. God, I hope I live
to regret this.Copy !req
1365. Take it.Copy !req
1366. That motherfucker
shot my partner.Copy !req
1367. Don't miss.Copy !req
1368. And you, out!
Oh, okay.Copy !req
1369. Get her to a hospital.Copy !req
1370. Sure. Yeah.
Go.Copy !req
1371. Oh! God, that's a lot
of blood. Huh.Copy !req
1372. At least it's not
a stick shift,
am I right?Copy !req
1373. Sorry. Bleeding to death.
Right.Copy !req
1374. Oh.Copy !req
1375. End of the line, bank boy.Copy !req
1376. You always did fight dirty.Copy !req
1377. Sherry!Copy !req
1378. Looks like I finally
found a wayCopy !req
1379. to make you
feel something, huh?Copy !req
1380. It's okay. I got you.Copy !req
1381. Hey, asshole.Copy !req
1382. Feel this.Copy !req
1383. Nate! Hey, Nate?Copy !req
1384. Nate, hey. Nate.Copy !req
1385. Hi. Hey...Copy !req
1386. Sherry...Copy !req
1387. I love you.Copy !req
1388. You're really cool.Copy !req
1389. No, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no!Copy !req
1390. No. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1391. Nate, please.Copy !req
1392. Help! We're over here! Please!Copy !req
1393. I'm so sorry, Nate.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1394. I'm here. I'm right here.Copy !req
1395. I'm not going anywhere,
I promise.Copy !req
1396. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1397. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1398. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
1399. There he is.Copy !req
1400. How you feeling, bud?Copy !req
1401. What happened?Copy !req
1402. Oof. Well, you've had
some major blood loss.Copy !req
1403. Oh.
And a heart attack.Copy !req
1404. And a brain hemorrhage.Copy !req
1405. And third-degree burns.Copy !req
1406. And a lot of broken bones.Copy !req
1407. But you're okay now!Copy !req
1408. It's a Christmas miracle.Copy !req
1409. It's Christmas?Copy !req
1410. It's actually January 11th.Copy !req
1411. You've been in
a medically induced coma.Copy !req
1412. But still...
you're alive!Copy !req
1413. Wait. Sherry.
Is she... is she okay?Copy !req
1414. Don't worry. Sherry's fine.Copy !req
1415. She's okay.Copy !req
1416. Yeesh.Copy !req
1417. Oh. We meet again.
Hey.Copy !req
1418. Hey! Look who's up.Copy !req
1419. Yep.Copy !req
1420. You look... Um...Copy !req
1421. brave.Copy !req
1422. I'm glad you're upCopy !req
1423. because I just came
from the courthouse.Copy !req
1424. You're looking at some
pretty serious charges here.Copy !req
1425. Manslaughter,
breaking and entering,Copy !req
1426. grand theft auto.Copy !req
1427. Yeah, those...Copy !req
1428. Those sound really bad.Copy !req
1429. Yeah, they are.Copy !req
1430. There's enough here
to lock you upCopy !req
1431. until you're twice my age.Copy !req
1432. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1433. But you did
save a cop's life.Copy !req
1434. And you also had some pretty
persuasive character witnesses.Copy !req
1435. Also, you're a white guy
who works for a bank, so...Copy !req
1436. the judge took it easy
on you.Copy !req
1437. Six months house arrest.Copy !req
1438. Five years probation.Copy !req
1439. Get a lawyer to look at that,
but it's a pretty good deal.Copy !req
1440. Oh.Copy !req
1441. Almost forgot the best part.Copy !req
1442. This is from Grace.Copy !req
1443. My daughter.Copy !req
1444. Take care, Nate.Copy !req
1445. Thank you, Detective.Copy !req
1446. Detective.Copy !req
1447. You're look—
Are you looking at the hand?Copy !req
1448. Oh, the hand?
Oh, you mean your burnt-up,
crisped-up hand?Copy !req
1449. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1450. I mean, it's...
it's jarring, for sure.Copy !req
1451. Is it the worst part?Copy !req
1452. I just think
they shouldn't have toCopy !req
1453. dress it up all sexy,
like in fishnets.Copy !req
1454. It's a skin graft.Copy !req
1455. Look, I would
get a glove...
Okay.Copy !req
1456. personally. Yeah.Copy !req
1457. Prepare for pain.Copy !req
1458. This guy must
not know who he's dealing with.Copy !req
1459. Okay, cast toxic cloud.Copy !req
1460. I'm equipping
the blackstone armor.
I'm going in.Copy !req
1461. Oh, hey,
you're coming
on Saturday, right?Copy !req
1462. It's a big birthday for me.Copy !req
1463. Yeah, man.
Wait, it's not...Copy !req
1464. it's not at a biker bar, is it?Copy !req
1465. Aw, fuck you.Copy !req
1466. Yeah, man, of course
I'm gonna be there.Copy !req
1467. Oh. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1468. Dude, just hold it
for a couple more minutes.Copy !req
1469. This guy's almost dead.
No, dude, it's not that.Copy !req
1470. I actually have to
get ready for that dinner.Copy !req
1471. Wow. You're ditching
me to go on a date.Copy !req
1472. I know, I know.
It's very cute and adorable,Copy !req
1473. and I will make this up
to you later. Goodbye.
Wait, wait, wait—Copy !req
1474. Hey, uh...Copy !req
1475. I can't believe it's been
a year since our first date.Copy !req
1476. I am...Copy !req
1477. so happy
I tried the pie.Copy !req
1478. Me too.Copy !req
1479. And, hey,
you even wore your tie.Copy !req
1480. Yeah. You noticed. Yeah.Copy !req
1481. It took the dry cleaners
a whileCopy !req
1482. to get the blood stains out,
but, um...
you know, they managed.Copy !req
1483. They did a good job.Copy !req
1484. Oh, wait, um...Copy !req
1485. Sorry, I almost forgot.Copy !req
1486. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1487. You finally figured out
the ending.Copy !req
1488. Felt kind of weird
to have the knight
rescuing the damsel.Copy !req
1489. So I had them, you know,
kind of saving each other.Copy !req
1490. It's perfect.Copy !req
1491. Hey!Copy !req
1492. Button that shirt up!Copy !req
1493. This ain't no
conjugal visit, man.Copy !req
1494. Oh, sorry. No, this isn't like
a sex thing. This is, uh...Copy !req
1495. Uh-huh?
Okay, yep. Got it.Copy !req
1496. And I know that's not
an open flame I'm seeing.Copy !req
1497. Nope. It's not.Copy !req
1498. Sorry.Copy !req
1499. Don't play with me.Copy !req
1500. I'm not trying
to play with you, sir.Copy !req
1501. Just shh.Copy !req
1502. Is he new?Copy !req
1503. Uh, no.
He's intense.Copy !req
1504. Yeah.
He's really intense.Copy !req
1505. Yeah, they're strict here.
It's jail.Copy !req
1506. Inmate 241, time's up.Copy !req
1507. That's a tight
15 minutes, huh?
Yeah.Copy !req
1508. At least we only have to
put up with it
for another eight months.Copy !req
1509. Yeah, seven months, 19 days,
but who's counting?Copy !req
1510. Don't make me come over there!Copy !req
1511. You're gonna
get me in trouble.Copy !req
1512. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1513. He's so intense.Copy !req
1514. I know. I got to go.
Okay.Copy !req
1515. I'll, uh, see you soon...Copy !req
1516. Novocaine.Copy !req