1. This is a test.Copy !req
2. For the next 60 seconds,
this station will conductCopy !req
3. a test of the
Emergency Broadcast System.Copy !req
4. This is only a test.Copy !req
5. Is that you?
- Hey.Copy !req
6. Long time, huh?Copy !req
7. Still selling ice creams off your bicycle?Copy !req
8. Bollocks.Copy !req
9. American R&B?Copy !req
10. Uh...Copy !req
11. Did you, uh... Did you nick them all?Copy !req
12. I sent off to Chicago.
You know, mail order?Copy !req
13. I play that Little Queenie.Copy !req
14. Still wearing out the stylus
on your mum's Philips, eh, Keith?Copy !req
15. Fuck, Mick.
I don't play it on the fucking hi-fi.Copy !req
16. I got me a Rosetti steel-string.
DeArmond pickup.Copy !req
17. Nice. I've been singing
a bit myself recently.Copy !req
18. With ol' Dick Taylor.Copy !req
19. Is that right?Copy !req
20. You go for Jimmy Reed?Copy !req
21. Baby, What You Want Me To Do.Copy !req
22. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
23. I love that song.Copy !req
24. This meeting took placeCopy !req
25. some 20 years after
the bombing of LondonCopy !req
26. and the end of World War II.Copy !req
27. We know what happened
to those two boys.Copy !req
28. They became The Rolling Stones.Copy !req
29. A couple years after that meeting
on the train,Copy !req
30. my brother and his friends
also started a band.Copy !req
31. Not so many people know
what became of them.Copy !req
32. In fact, like with most bands,
you've never heard of them.Copy !req
33. Those black diamond Rogers
are cooler than shit.Copy !req
34. Swiv-O-Matic hardware.Copy !req
35. This fucking guy I know
goes to Hancock Regional?Copy !req
36. He has a 6118.Copy !req
37. That's where I fucking go.Copy !req
38. I fucking go to Delbarton Academy.Copy !req
39. Fucking eats shit.Copy !req
40. I'm fucking transferring
to Hancock senior year.Copy !req
41. What's your friend's name?Copy !req
42. Gene Gaunt.Copy !req
43. Fuck, I know him!Copy !req
44. He's like one of my
best friends this year!Copy !req
45. Him and me are in a band.Copy !req
46. With Billy Schindewulf on drums.Copy !req
47. Gaunt's double picking!Copy !req
48. They're clapping on the on-beat.Copy !req
49. Fags.Copy !req
50. Preceding the hearse,Copy !req
51. a 13-man Marine Honor Guard,Copy !req
52. their bayonets glinting in the glare
of camera lights.Copy !req
53. Not going to work today, Dad?Copy !req
54. Carmine and me are deciding whether
to open the store.Copy !req
55. Lots of businesses are closed.Copy !req
56. Good. I'm happy for them.
They're so rich.Copy !req
57. I saw my sister Louise
at the Celentano wake.Copy !req
58. She started right in.Copy !req
59. How I should find Ma a new doctor.Copy !req
60. Mrs. Kennedy rode
with her arm stretched across the coffin.Copy !req
61. She was wearing the same pink suitCopy !req
62. that was spattered with blood
when the President was shot.Copy !req
63. Had one of your nightmares last night.Copy !req
64. What the hell were you
hollering about this time?Copy !req
65. This colored boy was trying
to come up the lawn to get me.Copy !req
66. The kids in schools in the southCopy !req
67. stood up and cheered
when he got assassinated.Copy !req
68. Don't believe everything you hear.Copy !req
69. No, you're right.Copy !req
70. Let's believe
"The heartbreak of psoriasis"Copy !req
71. and all those other commercials
you sell airtime for.Copy !req
72. Buick and those jerks.Copy !req
73. The men who had
the genius and the daringCopy !req
74. to develop the Dynaflow
transmission... Kenneth.Copy !req
75. - ... are jerks. Hmm.Copy !req
76. I'm going to volunteer to go down there.Copy !req
77. That's a crafty dodge
from your plunging grade point average.Copy !req
78. How's the bird?Copy !req
79. Happy Thanksgiving, Mother.Copy !req
80. I think we got a bongo-drum
playing beatnik in our midst.Copy !req
81. Stop it, you little fag!Copy !req
82. You're a fag!Copy !req
83. Stop toying with your yams and sit up.Copy !req
84. The Southerners cheered
because President KennedyCopy !req
85. wanted to pass voting laws
for colored people.Copy !req
86. Exactly, Gracie.Copy !req
87. That is the precise reason
JFK went and garneredCopy !req
88. such animus for himself
down in Dixieland.Copy !req
89. Garnered such what?Copy !req
90. Look it up, Mrs. Allen Ginsberg.Copy !req
91. Clocks are made by men.Copy !req
92. God creates time.Copy !req
93. No man can prolong his allotted hours.Copy !req
94. He can only live them to the fullestCopy !req
95. in this world or in the Twilight Zone.Copy !req
96. You can give this program
back to the Indians,Copy !req
97. as far as I'm concerned.Copy !req
98. - It's cool.
Now, Mr. Serling.Copy !req
99. Next time, we enlist the aid
of a very talented scribe...Copy !req
100. There is a fifth dimension
beyond that known to man,Copy !req
101. between light and shadow.Copy !req
102. At the end of the show,
nothing is ever what it seemed.Copy !req
103. Real life's too much like what it seems.Copy !req
104. Dad, this Army recruiter
who came to our school,Copy !req
105. he said they got a tank now, the M60,Copy !req
106. can drive right through
a steel and concrete building.Copy !req
107. Maron.Copy !req
108. I want to go to a college that has ROTC.Copy !req
109. Keep your grades up.Copy !req
110. Achieving your goals
is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.Copy !req
111. Night.Copy !req
112. Good night.Copy !req
113. It's hard to imagine now,Copy !req
114. but the next historical event came only
three weeks after the assassination.Copy !req
115. DJ'. Scott Muni, WABC.Copy !req
116. What's that?Copy !req
117. Hey, Bette.Copy !req
118. It's hot in here.Copy !req
119. I know who he was looking at you.
He was, I swear.Copy !req
120. It's not just Grace Deitz.Copy !req
121. Chicks in general just...Copy !req
122. Wait, wait.Copy !req
123. Let's face it. I'm a crap drummer.Copy !req
124. I'm a shit athlete.Copy !req
125. And that is the biggest sin,
if you're from around here.Copy !req
126. He's right, man.
Jocks get 90, 95% of all the poontang.Copy !req
127. You played varsity ball
till you got disallowed for grades.Copy !req
128. The reason me and Wells
never asked youCopy !req
129. to be in the band is Schindewulf.Copy !req
130. The guy's got the fastest
bass-drum foot in the county.Copy !req
131. I love her, man!Copy !req
132. Hey, shut up!
You want to bring the cops here?Copy !req
133. Nothing has ever worked
for me with girls.Copy !req
134. I got this skinny physique.
I got this skuzzy complexion.Copy !req
135. Rolling Stones. Aren't they great?Copy !req
136. They're gonna leave
right after the show for London.Copy !req
137. They're challenging The Beatles
to a hair-pulling contest.Copy !req
138. What the fuck are you doing, man?Copy !req
139. My old man's going
to go fucking apeshit!Copy !req
140. You see The Stones
on Hollywood Palace last night?Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. This definitely decides it.Copy !req
143. I'm starting a band like them
and The Beatles.Copy !req
144. Wells is in.Copy !req
145. You want to play drums?Copy !req
146. What about Schindewulf?Copy !req
147. He's doing so putrid at school,Copy !req
148. his old man's making him
join the Marines.Copy !req
149. And when our record comes out,Copy !req
150. he's got to be available to go on tour.Copy !req
151. England, whatever.Copy !req
152. Anyway, I need someone
to back me up on vocal.Copy !req
153. When we fuck around
making fun of those songs on the radio,Copy !req
154. you sound pretty good.Copy !req
155. Mmm! Isn't Wells going to sing?Copy !req
156. Oh, he sucks, man.
He's got a putrid voice.Copy !req
157. Don't tell Wells I said that
about his voice.Copy !req
158. You know what's interesting?Copy !req
159. How Charlie Watts beefed up
the Bo Diddley on Not Fade Away.Copy !req
160. Like...Copy !req
161. He brought it front and center like
in Bo Diddley itselfCopy !req
162. rather than Buddy Holly.Copy !req
163. Two chords. And no changes.
It's like percussion.Copy !req
164. Bo Diddley bought his babe
a diamond ringCopy !req
165. If that diamond ring don't shineCopy !req
166. He gonna take it to a private eyeCopy !req
167. If that private eye can't seeCopy !req
168. He'd better not take the ring from meCopy !req
169. Mojo come to my house,
ya black cat boneCopy !req
170. Take my baby away from homeCopy !req
171. Up in that fo' door, where you been?Copy !req
172. Up your house and gone againCopy !req
173. Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley, have you heard?Copy !req
174. My pretty baby said she wasn't for itCopy !req
175. We sat around for two damn monthsCopy !req
176. waiting for that battle of Anzio.Copy !req
177. See, them Jerrys, they had us
pinned down with those 88's.Copy !req
178. You're such a retarded driver.Copy !req
179. That lieutenant in Italy, he told us,Copy !req
180. he said, "Any of you colored troopersCopy !req
181. "tamper with these local women,Copy !req
182. "you gonna be hung on the spot."Copy !req
183. I must have got the clap
from all that clapping I was doingCopy !req
184. when the generals passed by
in their command car.Copy !req
185. Anyway, you're going away
to college next week.Copy !req
186. You wanna make sure you
keep your dick powdered.Copy !req
187. Happy Thanksgiving, Earth people!Copy !req
188. This is what I pay
that goddamn college $2,000 a year for.Copy !req
189. There's people with longer hair than me.Copy !req
190. Fags.Copy !req
191. Look at the coat.Copy !req
192. Looks like he just got off the boat
at Ellis Island.Copy !req
193. What?Copy !req
194. He kills himself
down at that store six days a week,Copy !req
195. plus Friday till 9:00,Copy !req
196. with that psoriasis.
And this is what you do?Copy !req
197. I will play just the one song.Copy !req
198. Leave 'em wanting more.Copy !req
199. One second!Copy !req
200. Dial.Copy !req
201. NOW -Copy !req
202. Colgate Palmolive.Copy !req
203. What does that mean?Copy !req
204. I left my roach clip at Oberlin.Copy !req
205. What's a roach clip?Copy !req
206. Fuck the roach clip. Here.Copy !req
207. Watch how we do things
at Steinholz Academy.Copy !req
208. Get creative.Copy !req
209. Come on in there! I got to go!Copy !req
210. Flush it down the john!
Our futures could be ruined!Copy !req
211. Waste not, want not.Copy !req
212. Come on! Whoever's in there!Copy !req
213. Don't get so uptight, man.Copy !req
214. Come on, already!Copy !req
215. This is so unfair.Copy !req
216. What do you mean, he went home?Copy !req
217. The popular girls only came here
to see the band.Copy !req
218. We can't do the song
without our lead singer.Copy !req
219. I should have just
listened to Dave Smith.Copy !req
220. He said he wanted
to bring his band over.Copy !req
221. They do all John Lennon.Copy !req
222. I'm into advanced time
signatures, 5/4, 6/8...Copy !req
223. Will you just play the song?Copy !req
224. I told you I'd give you a box of M-80s.Copy !req
225. Everybody! Let's hear it
for the Gene Gaunt Band.Copy !req
226. Wait. Wait. No.Copy !req
227. One, two, three.Copy !req
228. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
229. You suck sour owl shit!Copy !req
230. What's this crap?
He's not the lead singer of the band.Copy !req
231. Time is on my sideCopy !req
232. Yes, it isCopy !req
233. Time is on my sideCopy !req
234. Yes, it isCopy !req
235. Now you always sayCopy !req
236. That you wanna be freeCopy !req
237. But you'll come running backCopy !req
238. You'll come running backCopy !req
239. You'll come running backCopy !req
240. To meCopy !req
241. Easy!Copy !req
242. Time is on my sideCopy !req
243. Yes, it isCopy !req
244. Time is on my sideCopy !req
245. Yes, it isCopy !req
246. You're searching for good timesCopy !req
247. But just wait and seeCopy !req
248. You'll come running backCopy !req
249. You'll come running backCopy !req
250. You'll come running backCopy !req
251. To meCopy !req
252. Go ahead, baby. Go ahead.Copy !req
253. Go ahead and light up the town.Copy !req
254. And, baby, do anything
your heart desires.Copy !req
255. 'Cause you knowCopy !req
256. I'll always be around.Copy !req
257. And I know, I know,Copy !req
258. like I told you so many times before,Copy !req
259. you're gonna come back to me, baby.Copy !req
260. Come back, knocking on my door.Copy !req
261. Time, time, time is on my sideCopy !req
262. Yes, it isCopy !req
263. Time, time, time is on my sideCopy !req
264. Yeah!Copy !req
265. - You suck sour owl shit!Copy !req
266. Jocks, go home!Copy !req
267. Ow!Copy !req
268. A bientot! See you Monday.Copy !req
269. Bye!Copy !req
270. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.Copy !req
271. Easy for you to say.Copy !req
272. - Who won?
- Hancock,Copy !req
273. - 13 to 7.
Hmm.Copy !req
274. The new coach, he's a lollapalooza.Copy !req
275. Thanksgiving at Aunt Louise's is nice,Copy !req
276. but why don't we have
everybody over hereCopy !req
277. for some holiday?Copy !req
278. In that postage stamp of a dining room?Copy !req
279. Yeah, there are a lot of people.Copy !req
280. My sisters are as free as birds.Copy !req
281. They don't have to work. I do.
It's nice, too, isn't it?Copy !req
282. They know that,
but they have me bring the antipasto.Copy !req
283. Think the Army's gonna
let you drive tanksCopy !req
284. dressed like a fruit?Copy !req
285. The Army?Copy !req
286. Why would I want to join that?Copy !req
287. What the hell you talking about?Copy !req
288. We had a whole conversation.Copy !req
289. When?Copy !req
290. Vietnam is ridiculous.Copy !req
291. What did you say?Copy !req
292. Plus, this friend of mine,
he said that in World War llCopy !req
293. they threatened black soldiers
with hangingCopy !req
294. for looking at white women.Copy !req
295. Why would I want to be associatedCopy !req
296. with an institution like that?Copy !req
297. Look at him. High heels.Copy !req
298. They're Cuban heels.Copy !req
299. You wanna wear Cuban heels,
go live in Cuba.Copy !req
300. They have nothing to do with Castro.Copy !req
301. They're nigger shoes!Copy !req
302. Pasqual!
Don't "Pasqual" me.Copy !req
303. He looks like he just got off the boat!Copy !req
304. You already said that.Copy !req
305. Aah! That hurt!Copy !req
306. Let me tell you something, my friend.Copy !req
307. One day, you and me,
we're going to tangle.Copy !req
308. Go ahead. Try it.Copy !req
309. - You want me to try it?Copy !req
310. You left and went to college,
now you're a tough guy?Copy !req
311. I'll try it.Copy !req
312. Stop it! Both of you!Copy !req
313. Don't make me use
my judo moves, man!Copy !req
314. I want to kill myself!Copy !req
315. My shirt!Copy !req
316. Be careful not to track any snow in.Copy !req
317. Hi, Grace.Copy !req
318. I'm not contentCopy !req
319. To be with you in the daytimeCopy !req
320. Girl, I want to be with you all of the timeCopy !req
321. Oh, hey.Copy !req
322. - I really like your dress.
- Thanks.Copy !req
323. - Did you get it for Christmas?
- Yeah, from my mother.Copy !req
324. - It's nice.
- The music's neato.Copy !req
325. I'm going to check out the band.Copy !req
326. Great party.Copy !req
327. All day and all of the nightCopy !req
328. I believe that you and me last foreverCopy !req
329. Oh, yeah, all day and nighttime yoursCopy !req
330. Leave me neverCopy !req
331. The only time I feel all right
is by your sideCopy !req
332. Girl, I want to be with you all of the timeCopy !req
333. BAND'. All day and all of the nightCopy !req
334. All day and all of the nightCopy !req
335. It's too fucking cold. Let's go inside.Copy !req
336. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
337. She may not be coming
back to school next year.Copy !req
338. Are you serious?
Where is she gonna go?Copy !req
339. I don't know. Rutgers?
Really?Copy !req
340. That grass seemed kind of weak.Copy !req
341. You smoke a lot at Vassar?Copy !req
342. This guy from Harvard
I was dating, he did.Copy !req
343. Harvard?Copy !req
344. The guy liked that place?Copy !req
345. I guess. He's an adjunct professor.Copy !req
346. Medieval Persian poetry.Copy !req
347. Your basement is cool.Copy !req
348. Oh, that.Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. So, what, you're not going out
with that guy anymore?Copy !req
351. The Persian guy?Copy !req
352. He's not Persian.
That's not what I said.Copy !req
353. How come you never
talked to me in high school?Copy !req
354. We talked.Copy !req
355. Miss Vogel's class?Copy !req
356. Once. You said something
about the pencil sharpener.Copy !req
357. I really liked you.Copy !req
358. - Yeah, I know.
- You knew that?Copy !req
359. Fucking Wells.Copy !req
360. He didn't say anything.Copy !req
361. You like Wells, don't you?Copy !req
362. My parents and his mother
belong to the club.Copy !req
363. Anyway, he likes this girl at Oberlin.Copy !req
364. But you like him, don't you?Copy !req
365. He's funny. He makes me laugh.Copy !req
366. - You have a good voice.
- Pardon?Copy !req
367. Thanksgiving at Karen's house,
when you sang lead?Copy !req
368. The band sounded more soulful
than tonight.Copy !req
369. I hope that doesn't piss you off.Copy !req
370. Anyway, it's just my opinion.Copy !req
371. You guys don't have a name yet?Copy !req
372. Wells' latest idea:Copy !req
373. He wants to call us the Lord Byrons.Copy !req
374. He's got a lot of say.Copy !req
375. He's an art genius,
trades off lead guitars, keyboards.Copy !req
376. Time is on your side.Copy !req
377. If you are at home
when a surprise attack occurs,Copy !req
378. crawl beneath a table if it is very near.Copy !req
379. Or drop to the floor
with your back to the window.Copy !req
380. The immediate danger
is over in about a minute.Copy !req
381. The ball is moving! Five! Four!Copy !req
382. CROWD". Three! Two! One!Copy !req
383. Happy New Year!Copy !req
384. He won't even call me!Copy !req
385. Oh, I'm so sorry. Let's go upstairs.Copy !req
386. He won't even call me!Copy !req
387. You're gonna be all right.Copy !req
388. Submitted for your approval,Copy !req
389. one Max Phillips.Copy !req
390. A slightly worse-for-wear maker of bookCopy !req
391. who is soon to discover that man isCopy !req
392. not as wise as he thinks, said lessonCopy !req
393. to be learned in the Twilight Zone.Copy !req
394. Grace went to the Little Falls diner
with some people.Copy !req
395. I was just looking for a bathroom.Copy !req
396. Could you help me with this?Copy !req
397. Hmm... Robert Johnson.Copy !req
398. I so dig Chicago blues.Copy !req
399. That's all we played
during Freedom Summer.Copy !req
400. Delta blues. Chicago's electric.Copy !req
401. - You were down there?
- Voter registration.Copy !req
402. Cool.Copy !req
403. Did she say who she was
going to the diner with?Copy !req
404. Would you like to watch my sister eat?Copy !req
405. No.Copy !req
406. I don't get it.Copy !req
407. How come the English
knew all about the bluesCopy !req
408. and we didn't?Copy !req
409. Yet it's been right here
under our nose the whole time.Copy !req
410. I've seen Gracie make a poop,Copy !req
411. if that holds any interest for you.Copy !req
412. Ah!Copy !req
413. Lead Belly.Copy !req
414. "Jump down, turn around,
pick a bale of cotton."Copy !req
415. We sang this stuff in elementary school.Copy !req
416. Huddie Ledbetter and Lead
Belly were the same person?Copy !req
417. I'm moving. The Village.Copy !req
418. This is a series on Dad.Copy !req
419. This paintCopy !req
420. represents his blood
by way of whiskey sours.Copy !req
421. His summer favorite.Copy !req
422. Yeah.Copy !req
423. This is Murray the K.Copy !req
424. This meeting of the Swinging
Soiree is now in session!Copy !req
425. Look.Copy !req
426. What the hell is that?Copy !req
427. It's a UFO.Copy !req
428. It can't be a UFO.
It's completely stationary.Copy !req
429. It's a three.Copy !req
430. It's an omen.Copy !req
431. No, it's an S.Copy !req
432. He's right. It looks like an S.Copy !req
433. Oh, it's an S and a three.Copy !req
434. It means success for the three of us!Copy !req
435. Holy fucking shit!Copy !req
436. I've rolled and I tumbledCopy !req
437. I cried the whole night longCopy !req
438. I got up this morningCopy !req
439. Feelin' that something gone wrongCopy !req
440. The band sounds good.Copy !req
441. Which do you think is better?Copy !req
442. Our songs that are more bluesyCopy !req
443. or more melodic?Copy !req
444. When you sing with Gene,Copy !req
445. your voice seems
to make the songs work.Copy !req
446. So, your sister...Copy !req
447. She's so outrageous.Copy !req
448. I know you look up to her and all,Copy !req
449. but I don't think
you think it's going so good.Copy !req
450. Well, baby,
I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymoreCopy !req
451. I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymoreCopy !req
452. It's time to chip in, cut the demo.Copy !req
453. I can't believe it costs
200 fucking dollars.Copy !req
454. If we're not ready for the studio now,
we never will be.Copy !req
455. Man, that is such a cliche.Copy !req
456. Why do people say that?Copy !req
457. Whether or not one is ready
at any given point in timeCopy !req
458. has nothing to doCopy !req
459. phenomenologically withCopy !req
460. whether one might be
increasingly ready later.Copy !req
461. Maybe we could be more ready.Copy !req
462. Maybe Van Gogh wasn't ready
to cut off his earCopy !req
463. and if he'd waited...Copy !req
464. I think I can sing that song better.Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. I think I can sing that song
better than you.Copy !req
467. Actually, I agree.Copy !req
468. Actually, I think that goes
for most of our songs.Copy !req
469. Look, man,
the session's costing us $200.Copy !req
470. He's got a better voice than you. Sorry.Copy !req
471. He can lay down drums
on a separate track.Copy !req
472. All of a sudden you care about money?Copy !req
473. You don't even have to work.Copy !req
474. And you never bought
one fucking guitar pickCopy !req
475. - for this band.
- You are uptight!Copy !req
476. We're talking about Damiano
singing lead,Copy !req
477. not about familial wealth.Copy !req
478. I don't really see the logic.Copy !req
479. Okay.Copy !req
480. Nah, it's not okay.Copy !req
481. I don't want to do this demo
if it's just gonna be shit.Copy !req
482. Not shit.Copy !req
483. You know what I mean.Copy !req
484. Hello?Copy !req
485. Hi.Copy !req
486. Oh, hey.Copy !req
487. - How's your cellar?
- What?Copy !req
488. The other night, you said
your cellar was flooded.Copy !req
489. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
490. Um...Copy !req
491. All right, let's stop.
Uh, take it from the top.Copy !req
492. Yeah!Copy !req
493. You can get any man you want goingCopy !req
494. And you do itCopy !req
495. And don't say you don't know that you doCopy !req
496. Well, baby, I ain't gonna
eat out my heart anymoreCopy !req
497. So quit itCopy !req
498. I love you, I love you, I do, girlCopy !req
499. But you ain't gonna cheat on meCopy !req
500. I need you, I need you, I do, girlCopy !req
501. Choose, is it him or me?Copy !req
502. Yeah!Copy !req
503. You better watch your step or, girlCopy !req
504. I thought the tall kid
was gonna sing backup.Copy !req
505. Well, baby, I ain't gonna
eat out my heart anymoreCopy !req
506. I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymoreCopy !req
507. I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymoreCopy !req
508. Got to admit, that's pretty good.Copy !req
509. Did you hear the A side
where I sang the leadCopy !req
510. on the Arthur "Big Boy" Crudup tune?Copy !req
511. Yeah.Copy !req
512. I didn't like that as much.Copy !req
513. Hey.Copy !req
514. Yo, Schindewulf!Copy !req
515. Have you seen the
Return of the Magnificent Seven?Copy !req
516. - Oh! Guillermo!
- Eugenio!Copy !req
517. - Dave Smith.
- Hey, Billy.Copy !req
518. I was saying, where are you stationed?Copy !req
519. The Da Nang sector.
I can't divulge the base location.Copy !req
520. Hey, somebody said that
you were in the Marine BandCopy !req
521. down at the White House.Copy !req
522. I tested out to D.M. school.Copy !req
523. - You don't play drums anymore?
- No.Copy !req
524. What's D.M. school?Copy !req
525. I got a scholarship to BM. school.Copy !req
526. I produce such immense logs.Copy !req
527. Distinguished Marksman. I'm a sniper.Copy !req
528. Remington model 700, 7.62 millimeter.Copy !req
529. All right.Copy !req
530. You kill guys with that thing?Copy !req
531. Have you forgotten your old friend?Copy !req
532. I told you we were closed.Copy !req
533. HANK". I'm Hank Quinlan.Copy !req
534. I didn't recognize you.Copy !req
535. You should lay off those candy bars.Copy !req
536. HANK".
Ah, it's either the candy or the hooch.Copy !req
537. I must say, I wish it was your chili
I was getting fat on.Copy !req
538. Anyway, you're sure looking good.Copy !req
539. You're a mess, honey.Copy !req
540. HANK'. Yeah.Copy !req
541. That pianola sure brings back memories.Copy !req
542. Look at this fucking guy.Copy !req
543. Fore!Copy !req
544. Now that's some funny shit, man.Copy !req
545. Look at this guy.Copy !req
546. Watching Dr. King on the TV, leading
that march in Chicago?Copy !req
547. - Did you see that, Leon?
Shit, yeah.Copy !req
548. They threw stones at him.Copy !req
549. Damn!Copy !req
550. It was hard to get up
and come to work today.Copy !req
551. Had those bullfrogs on your mind.Copy !req
552. What?Copy !req
553. "Woke up this morning,
had those bullfrogs on my mind."Copy !req
554. - I don't follow you.
- Blind Willie McTell.Copy !req
555. Oh.Copy !req
556. When you're singing the blues,Copy !req
557. the lyric line often starts,Copy !req
558. "Woke up this morning."Copy !req
559. Then life just comes
and fucks you over, right?Copy !req
560. I don't sing blues.
I'm a deacon at my church.Copy !req
561. Like that Son House tune, man.Copy !req
562. "Woke up this morning,
had those Statesboro blues.Copy !req
563. "Looked over in the corner,
sister had 'em, too."Copy !req
564. You want to hear some gorgeous bluesCopy !req
565. you need to listen
to Duke Ellington or Tony Bennett.Copy !req
566. Tony Bennett? He's Italian.Copy !req
567. What kind of movie is this?Copy !req
568. Nothing happens.Copy !req
569. And there's no orchestra to tell you,Copy !req
570. like, "Watch out,
this guy's going to get killed."Copy !req
571. I think the trees are the music.Copy !req
572. Capezios.Copy !req
573. Neat.Copy !req
574. Pas de bourree.Copy !req
575. Plie.Copy !req
576. My little swan.Copy !req
577. Here, Dad. For you.Copy !req
578. I told you I wasn't giving you
anything for Christmas,Copy !req
579. and I didn't want anything from you.Copy !req
580. He's quitting college.Copy !req
581. So I told him I wasn't
getting him anythingCopy !req
582. and I didn't want anything from him.Copy !req
583. Oh, Pat.Copy !req
584. I need to devote my full time
to the band.Copy !req
585. Christmas. Big deal.Copy !req
586. It's Jesus' birthday!Copy !req
587. He's probably blowing out the
candles right now in Vietnam,Copy !req
588. plus the lives of about 40,000 children.Copy !req
589. - Don't talk like that.Copy !req
590. You don't like it, go live in Red China.Copy !req
591. I went down
to Newark for the pastries for today.Copy !req
592. The Fabias got a new
colored housing projectCopy !req
593. going up right across the street.Copy !req
594. Nobody built free housingCopy !req
595. for the Italians when we had nothing.Copy !req
596. All Mama and Papa gave
each of us for ChristmasCopy !req
597. was a navel orange.Copy !req
598. That's all they could afford.Copy !req
599. What I want to know,
Douglas MacArthur,Copy !req
600. what are you gonna do about the draftCopy !req
601. without a student deferment?Copy !req
602. What are you gonna do,
tiptoe through the tulipsCopy !req
603. down there at the draft board?Copy !req
604. He's going to loaf
with that Eugene Gaunt.Copy !req
605. Yeah, well, Mom, you wouldn't
understand being in a band.Copy !req
606. That's my true family.Copy !req
607. Your true family, there,
they're gonna payCopy !req
608. your enormous food bills, I assume.Copy !req
609. I told you I'm going to get a job.Copy !req
610. Doing what?
Ditch digger and philosopherCopy !req
611. the rest of your life?Copy !req
612. Just till we make it.Copy !req
613. Let me call The Red
Skelton Show right away.Copy !req
614. Make sure they got a dressing
room stocked with delicacies.Copy !req
615. You're so hung up on this, man.Copy !req
616. Why don't you just hire me at the store?Copy !req
617. Looking like that?Copy !req
618. You look like you just got off the boat!Copy !req
619. Dougie, come on, your dinner!Copy !req
620. Why bother feeding him?Copy !req
621. He's cannon fodder
for the Army in Vietnam!Copy !req
622. I know you already have it,Copy !req
623. but you said that Joy
always steals your recordsCopy !req
624. and gets paint
and cream cheese on them.Copy !req
625. I love you.Copy !req
626. I love you.Copy !req
627. Happy New Year.Copy !req
628. Movie, Long Island champagne,Copy !req
629. heater, if we need it.Copy !req
630. This is better than our own little house.Copy !req
631. When you find this Mr. Perfect,Copy !req
632. does he get some kind of award?Copy !req
633. The thing is, with this apartment now,Copy !req
634. I'm going to need bread to pay rent.Copy !req
635. Grace was saying thatCopy !req
636. their milkman's nephew
has this band that playsCopy !req
637. at this bar down in Asbury.Copy !req
638. The Jersey shore
is all Four Seasons people.Copy !req
639. They wouldn't understand what we do.Copy !req
640. More and more greasers nowadaysCopy !req
641. are not combing it back.Copy !req
642. Grace was saying that...Copy !req
643. Look, man, there's something
I need to rap with you about.Copy !req
644. They should really put more thanCopy !req
645. one of these fat blobs in each can.Copy !req
646. Yeah, that's definitely where
it's at with baked beans.Copy !req
647. On the other hand,
it's a treat to wait for it.Copy !req
648. The beans themselves are pretty boring.Copy !req
649. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
650. Look.Copy !req
651. The summer after high school,Copy !req
652. actually, right through that year,Copy !req
653. Grace Deitz was blowing me.Copy !req
654. She used to blow De Souza, too.Copy !req
655. I know this for a fact.Copy !req
656. Did he fuck her?Copy !req
657. I don't know.Copy !req
658. But anyway,Copy !req
659. getting back to me,Copy !req
660. I didn't fuck her.
But she did blow me regularly.Copy !req
661. And I thought you should know because,Copy !req
662. A, in the future, we'll face
a lot of stresses and strainsCopy !req
663. what with magazine shoots,
press conferences, etcetera.Copy !req
664. Look, man, she's stone free
to do as she please.Copy !req
665. Exactamente.Copy !req
666. Especially concerning
outdated sexual mores.Copy !req
667. There's one more piece of fat.Copy !req
668. Gracias, man.Copy !req
669. Look, this had to be done,
me telling you this.Copy !req
670. For the good of the band.Copy !req
671. Better you found out now
than after we made it.Copy !req
672. The last thing we need
is an Anita problemCopy !req
673. like you hear about with Keith and Brian.Copy !req
674. He's my best friend.Copy !req
675. Some best friend who tells you that.Copy !req
676. Oh, so it is significant.Copy !req
677. A minute ago,
it was just part of the sexual revolution.Copy !req
678. Right. Things have really changed.Copy !req
679. Yeah, I know. I'm cool.
Now things have changed.Copy !req
680. But you were blowing him in late '64,Copy !req
681. which by my calculationsCopy !req
682. means that Christmas break
party at your house.Copy !req
683. Nobody in Hancock was rapping aboutCopy !req
684. any fucking sexual revolution then.Copy !req
685. You know that as well as I.Copy !req
686. You must have blown him
the night you told meCopy !req
687. time was on my side.Copy !req
688. He's trying to drive a wedge between usCopy !req
689. because I give you
my opinions on the band.Copy !req
690. Holy fuck! I'm right!Copy !req
691. It was a long time ago,Copy !req
692. and, frankly, it's none of your business.Copy !req
693. You blew De Souza, too, didn't you?Copy !req
694. - I know this for a fact.
- Fuck you, man.Copy !req
695. How am I supposed to not think
about that when we're kissing?Copy !req
696. I don't know! Think of toothpaste!Copy !req
697. You had intercourse with my sister.Copy !req
698. I could've freaked out over that,
but we weren't together then.Copy !req
699. I didn't have intercourse with your sister.Copy !req
700. You're a liar.
Why would she make it up?Copy !req
701. She's insane?Copy !req
702. Don't you call her insane.Copy !req
703. You were up in her room, drinking.Copy !req
704. You didn't go in there to ball her?Copy !req
705. No. You're fucking amazing.Copy !req
706. High school, it's the jocks you go after.Copy !req
707. Then Wells, 'cause he's lead guitar,Copy !req
708. and now me, 'cause I'm lead singer.Copy !req
709. Is that what you think?Copy !req
710. That's your M.O.Copy !req
711. I believe in you.Copy !req
712. God...Copy !req
713. What was I thinking?
You're a small person.Copy !req
714. You were in high school,
and you still are.Copy !req
715. Exactly! High school.Copy !req
716. Once a conceited bitch,
always a conceited bitch.Copy !req
717. I thought we were best friends.Copy !req
718. Look, he told you
for the good of the band.Copy !req
719. I want to leave this fucking world.Copy !req
720. Fucking A, man!Copy !req
721. Dave Smith gets signed
to Elektra Records.Copy !req
722. Dave's writing original songs.Copy !req
723. Really?Copy !req
724. I keep telling you guys! Andrew Oldham!Copy !req
725. The Stones, he locked them in a room...Copy !req
726. And got Jagger and Richards
to write their own songs.Copy !req
727. Doing covers is a thing of the past.Copy !req
728. Except, they had two huge hits.Copy !req
729. Not Fade Away, Buddy Holly.
It's All Over Now...Copy !req
730. Two hits? I need this to be my career.Copy !req
731. Shame on you, man.Copy !req
732. Need is like peasants
starving in Southeast Asia.Copy !req
733. Nobody needs a career!Copy !req
734. I think we should all
move to the East Village,Copy !req
735. get an apartment there.Copy !req
736. Corky Curto went to the
East Village the other night.Copy !req
737. Sees a guy beating his dog
to death with a baseball bat.Copy !req
738. Corky goes over to intervene.Copy !req
739. The dog was a rat!Copy !req
740. There's a music scene there, not here.Copy !req
741. Look, I don't want to lord this over you,Copy !req
742. but I've been, like, the main
music figure in this townCopy !req
743. since high school.Copy !req
744. I feel like I owe it
to the people to remain...Copy !req
745. What the fuck are you two doing?Copy !req
746. I feel like I owe it to the peopleCopy !req
747. to remain loyal to our roots.Copy !req
748. Celebrity has responsibilities.Copy !req
749. In June, 1967,Copy !req
750. The Beatles releasedCopy !req
751. Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.Copy !req
752. Dominic, I'd like you
to meet my son, Orlando.Copy !req
753. Pleasure to meet you, son.
We're all proud of you.Copy !req
754. EVELYN".
That summer is known to historyCopy !req
755. as the Summer of Love.Copy !req
756. I got cancer.Copy !req
757. Mycosis fungoides.Copy !req
758. That's what he called it.Copy !req
759. Looks like psoriasis,
but it moves to the lymph glands.Copy !req
760. What's going to happen?Copy !req
761. Could be a year or two.Copy !req
762. I started writing some lyrics.Copy !req
763. I've been messing with this progression.Copy !req
764. It's a little more McGuinn-ish
than what we usually do.Copy !req
765. That's right. There.Copy !req
766. I had the cards close to my vestCopy !req
767. When the table got kicked overCopy !req
768. It's what you wantedCopy !req
769. Though you thought nothing
and said even lessCopy !req
770. And now even your carrier pigeonsCopy !req
771. Have been picked off by the vulturesCopy !req
772. There's only one thing
left for you to confessCopy !req
773. Last chorus. Here we go.Copy !req
774. Am I still penciled in on your calendarCopy !req
775. Am I still the late night callCopy !req
776. When you've got nothing to sayCopy !req
777. I know it's New Year's Eve
And you say you love meCopy !req
778. Last lover standingCopy !req
779. In minor C this time.Copy !req
780. Last lover standingCopy !req
781. Who'll be the last lover standingCopy !req
782. On Saint Valentine'sCopy !req
783. DayCopy !req
784. You really wrote that?Copy !req
785. It sounds like an actual song.Copy !req
786. What'd you think, Eugenio?Copy !req
787. It was okay, I guess.Copy !req
788. What about the other one? Sniper?Copy !req
789. It's about the war.Copy !req
790. How Schindewulf's old man
made him join up.Copy !req
791. It's like a protest song?Copy !req
792. It sucks.Copy !req
793. Later, alligator.Copy !req
794. Jesus Christ on the cross!Copy !req
795. These openings are a tight squeeze.Copy !req
796. Oh, bullshit!Copy !req
797. I told you not to let her
drive any of the vehicles.Copy !req
798. She comes out from the city,
pilfers all ourCopy !req
799. toilet paper and provisions,Copy !req
800. and shears off a goddamn mirror?Copy !req
801. She must be doing it on purpose!Copy !req
802. Why would she do that?Copy !req
803. And what's with wearing the plasticCopy !req
804. lemon juice applicators?Copy !req
805. I don't know, Dad.
ReaLemon is one of your sponsors.Copy !req
806. Is your sister taking this LSD?Copy !req
807. You better come clean right now.Copy !req
808. No.Copy !req
809. This is Emile.Copy !req
810. What the hell is this?Copy !req
811. Yeah, that keeps happening.Copy !req
812. It's my strabismus.Copy !req
813. What are you talking about?
You're not cross-eyed.Copy !req
814. Well, how come
I keep seeing double then?Copy !req
815. Or quadruple if I want to?Copy !req
816. You walk barefoot in New York City?Copy !req
817. Walking on gobs and chewing
gum and God knows what?Copy !req
818. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
819. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
820. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
821. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
822. With a heave and a hoCopy !req
823. But I just couldn't let her goCopy !req
824. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
825. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
826. Train kept a-rollin' all night longCopy !req
827. The fireworks display is tomorrow nightCopy !req
828. for the parents. Fuck that!Copy !req
829. Watch your language!
There's young children present!Copy !req
830. Keep it going, Mr. Drummer Man!Copy !req
831. Compliments of the capitalist
pigs at Lackawanna Railroad.Copy !req
832. Why shouldn't we have a little
patriotic taste of our own?Copy !req
833. Whoo!Copy !req
834. O, say can you dig it?Copy !req
835. Whoo!Copy !req
836. Oh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
837. Magnesium! I've been horribly burned!Copy !req
838. Do it again!Copy !req
839. He's asleep, boys.Copy !req
840. It's band business, Mrs. Gaunt.Copy !req
841. I'll go see.Copy !req
842. Listen, man, you got to tell him
he's out of the band. I can't do it.Copy !req
843. It was your idea!Copy !req
844. This cat first taught me
the key of E, man!Copy !req
845. - Wells!
- You'll be better at it!Copy !req
846. Submitted for your approval,Copy !req
847. Douglas Damiano.Copy !req
848. A shy, retiring sort, it turns
out he, of all those involvedCopy !req
849. has what it takes for success in music.Copy !req
850. He can plunge the knife
in his best friend's back.Copy !req
851. Lento told me I had absolutelyCopy !req
852. done the right thing in taking over lead.Copy !req
853. Fine.Copy !req
854. We want to write originals and
your bag is those covers...Copy !req
855. I said fine!Copy !req
856. Pimply faced lead singer.Copy !req
857. Chick voted Most Popular
in high school.Copy !req
858. You're a fucking cliche.Copy !req
859. If you weren't so fucking jealous,Copy !req
860. maybe you wouldn't have burnt
your scalp and ruined the show.Copy !req
861. You cats don't understand
the concept of entertainment!Copy !req
862. It's fine for Moon to trash his drum set,Copy !req
863. but me doing my juggling thing
is persona non grata?Copy !req
864. Who the fuck even knew
you had a juggling thing?Copy !req
865. Really? You're gonna
sit there and tell meCopy !req
866. you never saw me jugglingCopy !req
867. those Pepsi cans outside the sub shop?Copy !req
868. My scalp is fine, by the way.
Thanks for asking.Copy !req
869. Wells is right. You embarrass us.Copy !req
870. - Corky Curto?
- What about him?Copy !req
871. He got kicked out of Dave SmithCopy !req
872. for playing faster triplets than Dave?Copy !req
873. So?Copy !req
874. Me and him been talking
about starting a band.Copy !req
875. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
876. We jammed the other night,Copy !req
877. got, like, three Butterfield
tunes down perfect.Copy !req
878. I sounded almost exactly
like Mike Bloomfield.Copy !req
879. You are a good guitar player.Copy !req
880. Ah! Aah!Copy !req
881. Fuck!Copy !req
882. My fucking neck!Copy !req
883. You fucking...Copy !req
884. You used the time I swallowed that jointCopy !req
885. to steal my fucking life, man!Copy !req
886. What the deuce?Copy !req
887. What the hell are you doing? Jesus!Copy !req
888. Hi.Copy !req
889. I didn't even know
you were out here again.Copy !req
890. I took the 33 bus.Copy !req
891. Me with all those squares.Copy !req
892. I see they got the mirror fixed.Copy !req
893. I had to take the car in.Copy !req
894. I should have gone away this summer,Copy !req
895. instead of working
at that stupid gift shop.Copy !req
896. Mom asked me to come out.Copy !req
897. For a family meeting.Copy !req
898. How moderne.Copy !req
899. They think they're so cagey,
but I overheard them talking.Copy !req
900. Dad wants to put me in jail.Copy !req
901. What?Copy !req
902. Grandma Deitz's stag-handle
carving set is missing.Copy !req
903. He's got it in his head that I hooked it.Copy !req
904. Joy.Copy !req
905. He's gonna get the pigs
to grab me while I'm sleeping.Copy !req
906. But I'm not gonna be here. I'll be gone.Copy !req
907. There goes that master plan
for Mr. Sherlock Deitz.Copy !req
908. If you need somebody
to get you out in a hurry,Copy !req
909. I'll do it.Copy !req
910. Drive getaway?Copy !req
911. They wouldn't have you put in jail.Copy !req
912. My copy of Sirens of Titan is gone.Copy !req
913. You haven't seen it, have you?Copy !req
914. Have you asked Kenny?Copy !req
915. Kenny reads Kurt Vonnegut?Copy !req
916. He's a funny writer.Copy !req
917. It doesn't matter anyway.Copy !req
918. You saying you're gonna
help me escape?Copy !req
919. It really touches me.Copy !req
920. Everything's going to be okay.Copy !req
921. Hello?Copy !req
922. Hi, Neil.Copy !req
923. Can you hold on a minute?Copy !req
924. What?Copy !req
925. Fuckers! It was a trap!Copy !req
926. I got Bobby a new TV,Copy !req
927. with the antenna and everything.Copy !req
928. Yeah?
- One week, gone with the wind.Copy !req
929. How do you want your steak?Copy !req
930. Burn it up.Copy !req
931. Who could've taken his TV?Copy !req
932. There's no mulignans up in Cranston.Copy !req
933. You're not supposed to
say those words anymore, Dad.Copy !req
934. You never were, but now even more so.Copy !req
935. You should call them "Afro-Americans."Copy !req
936. Oh.Copy !req
937. What's so different now?Copy !req
938. - Martin Luther King?
- Fine.Copy !req
939. Fag, too.
You shouldn't call people that anymore.Copy !req
940. Now what?
Oh, come on.Copy !req
941. Why not?Copy !req
942. It's rude to homosexuals, that's why.Copy !req
943. The new term is "gay."Copy !req
944. I bet she got some finook as a teacherCopy !req
945. over there at her new school.Copy !req
946. Uncle Johnny!Copy !req
947. Please, Mrs. Damiano, let me.Copy !req
948. Oh, no, no, hon. Go sit down.Copy !req
949. I'm sure your mother
would be very upsetCopy !req
950. if you got a spot
on that beautiful Pucci dress.Copy !req
951. That must've cost a pretty penny.
Huh, Jose?Copy !req
952. Pasqual, how you been doing?Copy !req
953. He's scheduled for
two weeks of treatmentCopy !req
954. at the Lahey Clinic in Boston,
that's how he's been doing.Copy !req
955. Drop it on my daughter's birthday.Copy !req
956. I'm fine.Copy !req
957. Douglas, how's the group?Copy !req
958. Rock and roll, keeps you young, right?Copy !req
959. Not really, Aunt Josie. It's an art form.Copy !req
960. Does Dostoyevsky keep you young?Copy !req
961. Oh.Copy !req
962. Actually, I'm thinking of
moving to Los Angeles.Copy !req
963. Why don't I just slit my wrists?Copy !req
964. AUNT JOSE'. EN.!Copy !req
965. Mind your own business, Josephine!Copy !req
966. Grace is gonna transfer to UCLA.Copy !req
967. But we wouldn't be going together.Copy !req
968. - A girlfriend of mine is transferring, too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
969. Sorry, I forgot to say that.
Anyway, the band's messed up.Copy !req
970. And I might take a film course.Copy !req
971. Going back to college? Good.Copy !req
972. Giving college credits now
for making movies.Copy !req
973. Laurel and Hardy had a Ph.D.Copy !req
974. Film and music are
the only two forms of artCopy !req
975. that both take place within
the medium of elapsed time.Copy !req
976. I'm trying to get my customersCopy !req
977. to pay their goddamn bills on time.Copy !req
978. I could give a crap
about movies and music.Copy !req
979. People. It's my birthday.Copy !req
980. No, no!Copy !req
981. I can report
you to the house fellowCopy !req
982. for having a man in the dorm.Copy !req
983. - Listen to this.
- What?Copy !req
984. Hmm?Copy !req
985. Oh, yeah. Orson.Copy !req
986. He said, "The camera is far moreCopy !req
987. "than a recording apparatus.Copy !req
988. "It is a means by which messagesCopy !req
989. "come to us from the other world.Copy !req
990. "This is the beginning of magic."Copy !req
991. See? He probably stole
that from Rod Serling.Copy !req
992. Music has the same attributes.Copy !req
993. Especially since Hendrix
and you-name-it.Copy !req
994. Plato,Copy !req
995. he said,Copy !req
996. "When the mode of the music changes,Copy !req
997. "the walls of the city shake."Copy !req
998. I love you.Copy !req
999. Do you believe in me?Copy !req
1000. Yes.Copy !req
1001. Here's salami.Copy !req
1002. Day off down at the job?Copy !req
1003. Uh, no. But it's Ash Wednesday.Copy !req
1004. - I was going to go...
- Oh! Yeah. Yeah, right.Copy !req
1005. Your mother and Evy,
going to Lauderdale,Copy !req
1006. visit Aunt Lee. I'll buy dinner.Copy !req
1007. We need to discuss what happensCopy !req
1008. when you become man of the family.Copy !req
1009. Okay.Copy !req
1010. Don't make a federal drama out of it.Copy !req
1011. All fathers and sons
should have this conversation.Copy !req
1012. You're almost 21!Copy !req
1013. A haircut is too much to ask, I'm sure,Copy !req
1014. but you show up at that restaurant
without a tie and a jacket,Copy !req
1015. you and me are going to tangle,
my friend.Copy !req
1016. I finally got Jerry Ragovoy
to listen to your demo.Copy !req
1017. How'd you arrange this?
It's been two years.Copy !req
1018. Good question. I'm Joe Jerk-Off, right?Copy !req
1019. - No, I...
- Here's the important part.Copy !req
1020. I have a promise from Jerry
to try to set up an auditionCopy !req
1021. for you guys in Manhattan
with an eye to signing you.Copy !req
1022. He wrote Time ls On My Side.Copy !req
1023. I'm not sure we're ready.Copy !req
1024. I told that guy.Copy !req
1025. I told your pal on the phone about this.Copy !req
1026. One simple question,
you see how uptight he got?Copy !req
1027. I think maybe this is a setup.Copy !req
1028. A setup? For what?Copy !req
1029. I'm not sure yet.Copy !req
1030. I want to keep him talking
until he reveals himself.Copy !req
1031. Fuck this.
Either we do the audition or I quit.Copy !req
1032. We haven't played in four months.Copy !req
1033. Since Skip got mono.Copy !req
1034. And I think I speak for DougCopy !req
1035. when I say nobody's
holding any grudges.Copy !req
1036. You're the one who wants
to do this audition.Copy !req
1037. I'll do it this once.Copy !req
1038. - But?Copy !req
1039. It has to say
"With special guest, Gene Gaunt."Copy !req
1040. If it works out with Ragovoy,
we would still move out to L.A.?Copy !req
1041. I think you should focus
on the audition right now.Copy !req
1042. You should become
an actress out there.Copy !req
1043. I told you, I thought about it,
and people say I should.Copy !req
1044. And I love movies,
but I don't think acting's right for me.Copy !req
1045. I could be a writer or edit film, too.Copy !req
1046. I just meant...Copy !req
1047. And I'm also really interested
in veterinary.Copy !req
1048. You should become a glamourpuss star
and I could do the music.Copy !req
1049. Are you listening?Copy !req
1050. Is that all you value about me,
my looks?Copy !req
1051. I was only kidding.Copy !req
1052. When I was your age,
I courted this wild gal.Copy !req
1053. She had a Cord Phaeton.
It was a V16 engine.Copy !req
1054. Yeah, I know. I know.Copy !req
1055. It was like a 'Vette back then.Copy !req
1056. Anyway, she was a pistol.
You know what she'd do?Copy !req
1057. I have absolutely no idea.Copy !req
1058. She'd drive us at nightCopy !req
1059. up to the cliffs overlooking the Hudson.Copy !req
1060. She'd have her golf clubs in the trunk,Copy !req
1061. and we'd drive golf balls into the river.Copy !req
1062. Whack! Whack! Whack!Copy !req
1063. She wanted to get married,
but it was the Depression.Copy !req
1064. I was worried about job security.Copy !req
1065. So, how's your fra diavolo? Good?Copy !req
1066. Yeah, real good.Copy !req
1067. You're not eating much.Copy !req
1068. Big lunch.Copy !req
1069. Over here, two.Copy !req
1070. I used to take that gal here.Copy !req
1071. Didn't bother her at all,
she was the only woman in the place.Copy !req
1072. Well, Mom's skeeved out by shellfish,
that we know.Copy !req
1073. Yeah.Copy !req
1074. Dad, how come after the Depression,Copy !req
1075. you never got drafted into the war?Copy !req
1076. Well, actually,
I didn't wait to get drafted.Copy !req
1077. I tried to sign up. Seabees.Copy !req
1078. But the place where I was working then,Copy !req
1079. we made belt buckles
and canvas fasteners.Copy !req
1080. For Uncle Sam. Vital to the war effort.Copy !req
1081. So I didn't get to go.Copy !req
1082. Lucky me, huh?Copy !req
1083. You know,Copy !req
1084. my friend from when I was a kid, Tom,
with the one leg missing?Copy !req
1085. Yeah.Copy !req
1086. Iwo Jima.Copy !req
1087. And our buddy, Russ,
he never left that island.Copy !req
1088. Those weeks when I was
at the Lahey ClinicCopy !req
1089. getting those treatments?Copy !req
1090. I met a patient there. About my age.Copy !req
1091. Same lymphoma as me.Copy !req
1092. There's only about 60 cases
in the whole U.S.Copy !req
1093. Wow.Copy !req
1094. Kate.Copy !req
1095. From California.Copy !req
1096. L.A.? San Fran?Copy !req
1097. You could say I fell in love with her.Copy !req
1098. I was thinking seriously
about leaving your mother.Copy !req
1099. I shouldn't say "seriously."
it probably wasn't serious.Copy !req
1100. AnywaY,Copy !req
1101. what would she do?Copy !req
1102. What do you mean?Copy !req
1103. Like, you'd go there?
Or she would come here?Copy !req
1104. No, no. Your mother.Copy !req
1105. What would she do?Copy !req
1106. I don't know.Copy !req
1107. I'd take... I'd take care of her.Copy !req
1108. What, that guy go to Scotland
for the Scotch?Copy !req
1109. Dad. I was saying
that I would take care of Mom.Copy !req
1110. You know they're still pulling lobsters
out of New York Harbor?Copy !req
1111. Uncle Murf has got a friend who has
got a trawler out in Sandy Hook.Copy !req
1112. It's nice that I can
trust you with my secretsCopy !req
1113. Your reputation for
discretion is well-knownCopy !req
1114. And I appreciate the glimpse
into your mysteryCopy !req
1115. Tell me just one thing
and then you're on your ownCopy !req
1116. Am I still penciled in on your calendarCopy !req
1117. Am I still the late night callCopy !req
1118. When you've got nothing to sayCopy !req
1119. BOTH". I know it's Christmas morningCopy !req
1120. And you say you love meCopy !req
1121. But who'll be the last lover standingCopy !req
1122. Come Saint Valentine's DayCopy !req
1123. I had my cards close to my vestCopy !req
1124. When the table got kicked overCopy !req
1125. It's what you wantedCopy !req
1126. Though you thought nothing
and said even lessCopy !req
1127. And now even your carrier pigeonsCopy !req
1128. Have been picked off by the vulturesCopy !req
1129. There's only one thing
left for you to confessCopy !req
1130. Am I still penciled in on your calendarCopy !req
1131. Am I still the late night callCopy !req
1132. When you've got nothing to sayCopy !req
1133. I know it's New Year's EveCopy !req
1134. And you say you love meCopy !req
1135. But who'll be the last lover standingCopy !req
1136. Who'll be the last lover standingCopy !req
1137. Who'll be the last lover standingCopy !req
1138. Come Saint Valentine's DayCopy !req
1139. I took the liberty of writing some things
down during your set.Copy !req
1140. Is that a recording contract?Copy !req
1141. Goin' To A Go-Go, Easter Parade.Copy !req
1142. You never know.
You might get asked to play it in seasonCopy !req
1143. if people are drinking enough.Copy !req
1144. Those are two of twenty.Copy !req
1145. Maybe Baby.Copy !req
1146. I'll work up another five.Copy !req
1147. I want you to learn them.Copy !req
1148. Play as many bars and coffeehouses
as you can.Copy !req
1149. Ensconce yourself here in New York.
Pay your dues.Copy !req
1150. Make your living from it.Copy !req
1151. Play seven nights a week,
two shows a night,Copy !req
1152. and then call me in six months.Copy !req
1153. This material, we'll lose the mystique
we built up with our fans.Copy !req
1154. Fellas, let me tell you something.Copy !req
1155. The band that tries to manage itselfCopy !req
1156. has five jerk-offs as a client.Copy !req
1157. What's your percentage
gonna be, Jerry?Copy !req
1158. Can you just listen?Copy !req
1159. Learn 25 new songs?Copy !req
1160. It's a huge amount of time and effort.Copy !req
1161. That's why it's called
the music business.Copy !req
1162. It's an art form.Copy !req
1163. So they say. Since Pepper.Copy !req
1164. But, okay.
Let's stipulate for now it's an art form.Copy !req
1165. Art, painting, literature.Copy !req
1166. The whole kreplach
is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.Copy !req
1167. But playing for drunks every night?
Getting booed?Copy !req
1168. The Beatles spent two years
playing German strip bars,Copy !req
1169. dodging bratwurst.Copy !req
1170. It's musical boot camp.Copy !req
1171. What'd you think of their song?Copy !req
1172. Keep writing.Copy !req
1173. That fucking Rickenbacker thingCopy !req
1174. you had going was out of sight, man.Copy !req
1175. So what are you going to do now?Copy !req
1176. We shouldn't get back together?Copy !req
1177. I don't think so, man.Copy !req
1178. How do you tell Doug and everybody
that I embarrass you?Copy !req
1179. We have more laughs
and adventures than anybody.Copy !req
1180. Since we were six years old.Copy !req
1181. Made me want to cry when I heard that.Copy !req
1182. You ever read
The Tibetan Book of the Dead?Copy !req
1183. There is no past.Copy !req
1184. No future, either.Copy !req
1185. Just the now.Copy !req
1186. So, you don't need to get hung up onCopy !req
1187. whether you're in the band
or some other bandCopy !req
1188. or no band at all.Copy !req
1189. Yeah, but you'll be in the band.Copy !req
1190. And Doug.Copy !req
1191. I can return the van after I drop you off.Copy !req
1192. Bike's looking excelsior.Copy !req
1193. Hey, you should take it for a crank.Copy !req
1194. Keep your hand on the clutch!Copy !req
1195. Keep her in first till you hit the street!Copy !req
1196. Shift!Copy !req
1197. Gaunt takes the snap.
Looking for a receiver.Copy !req
1198. Montan goes wide.Copy !req
1199. Here comes Gaunt with a Hail Mary!Copy !req
1200. Twenty-six before 7:00 on WABC.Copy !req
1201. This is Big Dan.Copy !req
1202. My ears are still frozen.Copy !req
1203. - What?
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
1204. Oh, you!
Don't you try anything!Copy !req
1205. Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
1206. You are not graduating from Kotex.Copy !req
1207. Try convincing your future husband
it was just tampons.Copy !req
1208. I guess this puts the kiboshCopy !req
1209. on Jerry Ragovoy's timetable.Copy !req
1210. Fucking tragedy, man.Copy !req
1211. On the brink of success.Copy !req
1212. Part of me is thinking
of going to film school.Copy !req
1213. UCLA.Copy !req
1214. You still rapping about that?Copy !req
1215. I like the idea of putting music
together with film images.Copy !req
1216. Maybe, I don't know.Copy !req
1217. You'd go out there with Deitz?Copy !req
1218. She's switching to pre-veterinary.Copy !req
1219. Frankly,Copy !req
1220. we can't wait around for youCopy !req
1221. when it comes time to record with Jerry.Copy !req
1222. Jerry never guaranteed we'd record.Copy !req
1223. This delay,Copy !req
1224. actually a blessing in disguise.Copy !req
1225. Gives us a year to finally be ready.Copy !req
1226. A year.Copy !req
1227. If you can't wait around, we understand.Copy !req
1228. Good thing I happen to be
taking voice lessons.Copy !req
1229. At least now, if you go to L.A.,Copy !req
1230. we won't be out a lead singer.Copy !req
1231. Bye!Copy !req
1232. You know as well as I do,
the church says this is a sin.Copy !req
1233. And on top of everything else,Copy !req
1234. our grandchildren
are gonna have mental illnessCopy !req
1235. in their genes.Copy !req
1236. Chains!Copy !req
1237. - What'd you say?
- Hold your horses!Copy !req
1238. What?Copy !req
1239. My father put snow chains in the trunk.Copy !req
1240. Here. Now you keep
your goddamn mouth shut.Copy !req
1241. Dad...Copy !req
1242. Okay, good! They're easy to install!Copy !req
1243. Bye!Copy !req
1244. I gave him a pork shoulder.Copy !req
1245. I put it in with his things.Copy !req
1246. Here's a long life to VassarCopy !req
1247. Wave we her flag unfurledCopy !req
1248. My mother has got your room all ready.
Hi, Doug.Copy !req
1249. We just got invited to this party
in Hollywood.Copy !req
1250. Come on.Copy !req
1251. Do you know where Rod Serling lives?Copy !req
1252. That's Charlie Watts, man.Copy !req
1253. Fuck!Copy !req
1254. Have you seen Grace?Copy !req
1255. She was with the dog.Copy !req
1256. What?Copy !req
1257. It was shaking and had diarrhea,Copy !req
1258. or somebody maybe gave it DMT.Copy !req
1259. I got to tell her I just saw Charlie Watts!Copy !req
1260. Did a tall girl go in the bathroom?Copy !req
1261. I'm looking for my girlfriend.Copy !req
1262. I have to pee so bad.Copy !req
1263. They didn't want anyone
coming down this way.Copy !req
1264. Somebody said JaggerCopy !req
1265. was in there for a while
with some chicks.Copy !req
1266. Nobody at that party really,
actually saw Jagger.Copy !req
1267. I saw Charlie, man.Copy !req
1268. What, you think The Stones
all ride around togetherCopy !req
1269. in some stupid vanCopy !req
1270. like you and your wiffle-ball
friends back in Jersey?Copy !req
1271. That place was packed.
She could have been looking for you.Copy !req
1272. And then left.Copy !req
1273. She told me you said
you believed in her.Copy !req
1274. Hi. Get in.Copy !req
1275. You look lonesome.Copy !req
1276. Come on, man.Copy !req
1277. Get in.Copy !req
1278. DJ ON RADIO; Radio magic. KMJK.Copy !req
1279. The music of tomorrow.Copy !req
1280. I had to write this term paper.Copy !req
1281. And I made it about how
America has given the worldCopy !req
1282. two inventions of enormous power.Copy !req
1283. One is nuclear weapons.Copy !req
1284. The other is rock and roll.Copy !req
1285. It's a question, I wrote,Copy !req
1286. which one is going to win out in the end.Copy !req