1. And of course I set it to
Icelandic time because we shareCopy !req
2. a love of the aurora borealis,
Gordy.Copy !req
3. And you have no idea
how to tell time.Copy !req
4. Great gift, Dad.Copy !req
5. Way to think things through.Copy !req
6. Somehow, you'd think that a manCopy !req
7. who can send a rocket
into space would be ableCopy !req
8. to manage a halfway decent
birthday present.Copy !req
9. Nope.Copy !req
10. You know, Gordy,
all things considered,Copy !req
11. maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
12. Aw.Copy !req
13. Hey, Gordy. Surprise!Copy !req
14. Wow! Now, there's a gift.Copy !req
15. Here you go, Gordy.Copy !req
16. Happy birthday.Copy !req
17. Oh, beautiful, Haley.Copy !req
18. Aw.Copy !req
19. Good morning on what isCopy !req
20. sure to be a windy one.Copy !req
21. We have a high wind warningCopy !req
22. for the L.A. County coast
and valleysCopy !req
23. with some clouds sure to
come in around 10:00 a.m.Copy !req
24. And even though the high gust
warning will, um, expireCopy !req
25. mid to late morning,
you'll still want to keep...Copy !req
26. The search
for a group of missing hikersCopy !req
27. is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.Copy !req
28. The tour group went out
two days agoCopy !req
29. and on the Pacific Crest TrailCopy !req
30. but didn't come back
as expected that night.Copy !req
31. Crews started searching
yesterday morning...Copy !req
32. And traffic
is already backed upCopy !req
33. due to an accident
on the southbound 101.Copy !req
34. It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.Copy !req
35. Bang.Copy !req
36. Bang.Copy !req
37. Bang.Copy !req
38. Whoa. Come on.Copy !req
39. Down, down.Copy !req
40. Down, down, down.Copy !req
41. Bang! Yes, a good boy.Copy !req
42. Up. Up, up.Copy !req
43. Okay, up. Up, up.Copy !req
44. Got to keep our heads up
out the clouds on this one.Copy !req
45. I know.Copy !req
46. Now, we land this...Copy !req
47. Yeah. Like Six Guns.Copy !req
48. I mean, we really put on a show,Copy !req
49. well, you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.Copy !req
50. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
51. Well, we sure as hell ain't
got to sell no more horses.Copy !req
52. So just execute.Copy !req
53. And we ain't got
no more problems. Mm.Copy !req
54. You good?Copy !req
55. You good?Copy !req
56. Where your sister?Copy !req
57. What's that about?Copy !req
58. - She's supposed to be here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. Goddamn it.Copy !req
60. Thought I told you
to fix the damn walker.Copy !req
61. You hear that?Copy !req
62. Pops.Copy !req
63. - Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.Copy !req
64. - What else? What else?
- Ghost.Copy !req
65. Uh-huh.Copy !req
66. Beethoven.Copy !req
67. Uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
68. - Commodore.
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. Virgil.Copy !req
70. You good. You good.Copy !req
71. You good. You good.Copy !req
72. You good, man. You good.Copy !req
73. - Ghost.
- You good. You good. You good.Copy !req
74. - Pops?
- Lucky.Copy !req
75. - Pops. Pops.
- Commodore.Copy !req
76. Pops!Copy !req
77. OJ.Copy !req
78. Oh. Hi, horsie.Copy !req
79. Hey, hey, hey. Don't
look him in the eyes, please.Copy !req
80. Okay.Copy !req
81. You ready to do
the safety meeting?Copy !req
82. Uh, I'm gonna need like five...Copy !req
83. Um, my team's almost here.Copy !req
84. Your team's not here.Copy !req
85. Okay. Hold.Copy !req
86. Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too.Copy !req
87. - What's up? Copy.
- Safety meeting at the...Copy !req
88. Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.Copy !req
89. Here she is, everybody.Copy !req
90. Take a look at all of that.Copy !req
91. Fynn, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.Copy !req
92. You remember these guys
from Flash Point.Copy !req
93. Yeah. Hi.Copy !req
94. Uh...Copy !req
95. Your name is OJ?Copy !req
96. Yeah, Otis Junior.Copy !req
97. Oh.Copy !req
98. Uh...Copy !req
99. Where's the o— the other guy?Copy !req
100. - The-the-the senior guy?
- Dude, he died.Copy !req
101. About six months ago.Copy !req
102. A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.Copy !req
103. So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.Copy !req
104. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
105. Okay.Copy !req
106. Fuck. Great.Copy !req
107. Uh, Ant, how we looking?Copy !req
108. Yeah, good, if we're selling
a horse's ass.Copy !req
109. That's, uh,Copy !req
110. legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...Copy !req
111. Let's go ahead
and spin the horse.Copy !req
112. But you had said "hold," so...Copy !req
113. - And now I'm saying "spin."
- Let's go.Copy !req
114. Great. And while that's
spinning, can we get makeup?Copy !req
115. Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.Copy !req
116. Hold on.Copy !req
117. Can you step away
from the back, please?Copy !req
118. They told me to come here.Copy !req
119. Good call, OJ.
Um, tell you what,Copy !req
120. let's do a quick safety meeting.Copy !req
121. Guys, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.Copy !req
122. Take it away.Copy !req
123. Kill the music, please.Copy !req
124. My name is OJ. Uh...Copy !req
125. I think my sister's
gonna be here in a minute.Copy !req
126. Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.Copy !req
127. I said we are animal wranglersCopy !req
128. with Haywood Hollywood Horses.Copy !req
129. And, uh... did you know
the very first, uh, assem...Copy !req
130. Hey, yo!Copy !req
131. Excuse me. Sorry.Copy !req
132. I'm so sorry about that.
Let me do that.Copy !req
133. Sorry, brother.Copy !req
134. - Safety meeting.
- Yeah.Copy !req
135. Hello! How y'all doing?Copy !req
136. Sorry for the tardiness.Copy !req
137. My name is Emerald, that's OJ,Copy !req
138. and we are
your animal wranglers todayCopy !req
139. with Haywood Hollywood Horses.Copy !req
140. Now, did you know
that the very firstCopy !req
141. assembly of photographs
in sequential orderCopy !req
142. to create a motion pictureCopy !req
143. was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?Copy !req
144. Yes, it was. Yes, it was.
Look it up.Copy !req
145. Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,Copy !req
146. the grandfather
of motion picturesCopy !req
147. who took the pictures
that created that clip,Copy !req
148. but does anybody know the name
of the Black jockeyCopy !req
149. that rode the horse?Copy !req
150. No.Copy !req
151. Nope? I mean,
the very first stuntman,Copy !req
152. animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one,Copy !req
153. and there is literally
no record of him.Copy !req
154. That man was a Bahamian jockeyCopy !req
155. that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.Copy !req
156. And he is
my great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
157. - Great. -There's another
"great" grandfather.Copy !req
158. That's why
back at the Haywood Ranch,Copy !req
159. as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood,Copy !req
160. we like to say, "Since the
moment pictures could move,Copy !req
161. we had skin in the game."Copy !req
162. All right, let's get into
some, uh, safety precautionsCopy !req
163. while we're on set, shall we?Copy !req
164. Number one, please refrain
from making any loud noises,Copy !req
165. sudden movements,
and keep your cell phones off.Copy !req
166. We'd really appreciate that.Copy !req
167. Two, if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,Copy !req
168. contact me, OJ or your second
in chain of command.Copy !req
169. And three,
let's have a great shoot!Copy !req
170. Uh, and I'm Emerald Haywood.Copy !req
171. I direct, write, produce, act.Copy !req
172. Uh, motorcycles, baby.Copy !req
173. Look, I-I make
a mean grilled cheeseCopy !req
174. if you're looking for crafty.Copy !req
175. Just-just holler at me.Copy !req
176. Okay, that was great.Copy !req
177. That was... that was a lot.Copy !req
178. Uh, let's do a rehearsal.Copy !req
179. - Yeah? Rehearsal?
- Rehearsing, we should.Copy !req
180. We should do one. Rehearsing.Copy !req
181. I think...
I think he might need a break.Copy !req
182. Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,Copy !req
183. and then break, yeah?Copy !req
184. Well, I'm ready to do one.Copy !req
185. OJ, she's...
she's ready to do one.Copy !req
186. Tell the horse
we're ready to do one.Copy !req
187. VFX, can we get the ball
in here while we have a sec?Copy !req
188. - Em.
- VFX. Uh, and, OJ,Copy !req
189. you can... you can step off.Copy !req
190. Step out. Step off.Copy !req
191. - Yeah, yeah.
- Uh, step out.Copy !req
192. Em?Copy !req
193. What's the horse's name?Copy !req
194. - Uh, Lucky.
- Lucky.Copy !req
195. - Is he?
- VFX!Copy !req
196. Yeah. Em?Copy !req
197. - Uh, OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?Copy !req
198. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I'm trying to work.Copy !req
199. What'd I tell you
about that, man?Copy !req
200. Hey, man, if she can't
get near the back of the horse,Copy !req
201. - what are we doing here?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
202. - Whoa!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
203. - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. -Medic.Copy !req
204. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
205. - Are you okay?
- Whoa, whoa.Copy !req
206. Look,
maybe it's just too soon, huh?Copy !req
207. Yeah, it's not the gig.
Not ready yet.Copy !req
208. Right?Copy !req
209. - We need it, man.
- No, I know.Copy !req
210. Your dad left an enormous hole.
I know that.Copy !req
211. But don't worry,
there'll be others.Copy !req
212. All right? I'm sorry.Copy !req
213. - And...
- Sorry.Copy !req
214. Just, you tell her sorry.Copy !req
215. Thank you for the opportunity.Copy !req
216. Come on, now.Copy !req
217. Oh, where's VFX?Copy !req
218. Oh, all right. You got it.Copy !req
219. Sorry, that was...Copy !req
220. So, where am I dropping you?Copy !req
221. I'm-a go up with you.Copy !req
222. I need to get some shit.Copy !req
223. My little girl said, you know,
I could crash at her place,Copy !req
224. so I'll be gone in the morning.Copy !req
225. So I'm gonna drive you back
tomorrow?Copy !req
226. I can find a ride.Copy !req
227. But, I mean, like, can I get
fun OJ out this bitch?Copy !req
228. 'Cause this wack-ass OJCopy !req
229. is really making me feel
like I'm not loved.Copy !req
230. Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?Copy !req
231. What happened to Gold Rush?Copy !req
232. Gold Rush went bankrupt.Copy !req
233. It's been this for three years.Copy !req
234. Damn.
Howdy, folks.Copy !req
235. Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.Copy !req
236. Step on up
for the wishing well.Copy !req
237. Get your Jupe Jangle.Copy !req
238. Go on,
take a picture at the well.Copy !req
239. Cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
240. just a little heads-up.Copy !req
241. Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m.
for the brand-spanking-newCopy !req
242. Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience.Copy !req
243. Come on over
to the Sundae Saloon.Copy !req
244. Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.Copy !req
245. Look at this. I've never
seen anything like it.Copy !req
246. - Oh, shi...
- Come on.Copy !req
247. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.Copy !req
248. - Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.Copy !req
249. - Yeah, my bad.
- Gold, I tell you.Copy !req
250. They got gold up in here.Copy !req
251. Lucky.Copy !req
252. Hang tight.Copy !req
253. I'll be back.Copy !req
254. Let's go.Copy !req
255. How many you sold?Copy !req
256. How many?Copy !req
257. Ten.Copy !req
258. You sold ten of Pops' horses?Copy !req
259. I'm gonna get 'em back.Copy !req
260. - Can you stay out here?
- Why?Copy !req
261. I'm developing
a business relationship,Copy !req
262. and you're a liability
right now.Copy !req
263. How am I a liability?Copy !req
264. How are you a lia...Copy !req
265. Don't promote your fucking
side shit on the job.Copy !req
266. - Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer, dancer,Copy !req
267. seamstress, motorcycles.Copy !req
268. You want to promote something,
promote this business.Copy !req
269. No, OJ. No.Copy !req
270. First of all, that's not
my side shit. This is.Copy !req
271. And second of all, if anybody's
a liability...Copy !req
272. - Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.Copy !req
273. Hi there. It's Amber
again from Jupe's Claim.Copy !req
274. It does look like we were able
to squeeze out, uh,Copy !req
275. a couple of extra press passesCopy !req
276. for the upcoming
friends and family preview.Copy !req
277. Oh. No apology necessary.Copy !req
278. This is in reference
to the biggest, bestest,Copy !req
279. brand-new live show we have
coming up here at the park,Copy !req
280. - which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.Copy !req
281. If you'd like, I can
go ahead and put you down...Copy !req
282. OJ.Copy !req
283. Thanks for coming up.Copy !req
284. How you doing?
This is my sister Em.Copy !req
285. Hi there.Copy !req
286. So, uh... who'd you bring me?Copy !req
287. Uh, Lucky.Copy !req
288. He's my second-best horse,
you know, uh...Copy !req
289. He lost focus.Copy !req
290. So, uh... I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.Copy !req
291. That's good.
Hold up.Copy !req
292. This you?Copy !req
293. You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?Copy !req
294. - Em, Em, Em, Em...
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
295. Yeah, I was, uh...
I was Lil' Jupe.Copy !req
296. Ah, dude, you were
literally my favorite.Copy !req
297. You mind if I get
a picture real quick?Copy !req
298. Hey, you mind if we talk?Copy !req
299. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
300. Please, browse away.Copy !req
301. Su casa es mi casa.Copy !req
302. Thank you. I sure will.Copy !req
303. Um, so...Copy !req
304. same deal, yeah? Eleven-five?Copy !req
305. - Yeah. Thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.Copy !req
306. Whatever happened to that
Black boy? He was good.Copy !req
307. Stop, stop.Copy !req
308. He was good.Copy !req
309. I actually wanted to, uh,
lay some groundwork,Copy !req
310. uh, to a pathway of-of, uh,
buying some of them back.Copy !req
311. All right?Copy !req
312. - Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
313. Yeah. Totally.Copy !req
314. Um...Copy !req
315. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
316. Actually, OJ,Copy !req
317. the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.Copy !req
318. Oh, uh...Copy !req
319. - Let me... Let...
- Yo, wait a minute.Copy !req
320. So, that...Copy !req
321. OJ, have I shown you this?Copy !req
322. This is in reference
to the Gordy's Homeincident.Copy !req
323. Gordy's Home. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
324. So, Gordy's Homeis
a short-lived but fabled sitcomCopy !req
325. I starred in in '96
after Kid Sheriffblew up.Copy !req
326. Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.Copy !req
327. The-the monkey went crazy
or some shit.Copy !req
328. You know, I usually charge
a fee for this.Copy !req
329. Oh, damn.Copy !req
330. Ta-da.Copy !req
331. Hmm.Copy !req
332. That's the first
exploding fist bump.Copy !req
333. What? Really?Copy !req
334. Y'all came up with that?Copy !req
335. So, as I was saying, uh,
Gordy's Homebegan airingCopy !req
336. in the fall of '96...Copy !req
337. and it was an immediate hit.Copy !req
338. Uh, ratings were huge.Copy !req
339. Pretty good reviews.Copy !req
340. Just really took off.Copy !req
341. Yeah.Copy !req
342. Then, uh, one day...Copy !req
343. we were shooting an episodeCopy !req
344. in season two entitled, uh,
"Gordy's Birthday."Copy !req
345. And, um... boom.Copy !req
346. One of the chimps
that plays Gordy just...Copy !req
347. just hit his limit.Copy !req
348. And it was six minutes
and 13 seconds of havoc.Copy !req
349. Network tried to bury hit,
but it was a spectacle.Copy !req
350. People are just obsessed.Copy !req
351. You're kidding me.Copy !req
352. OJ, you said you heard
about that?Copy !req
353. Mm-hmm. That's why
they don't let you use chimps.Copy !req
354. That's part of the reason.Copy !req
355. There's a growing Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.Copy !req
356. This Dutch couple paid me 50KCopy !req
357. to come in here
and spend the night.Copy !req
358. I didn't ask.Copy !req
359. That's crazy.Copy !req
360. So, what happened really, man?Copy !req
361. You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?Copy !req
362. I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.Copy !req
363. - Mm.
- No?Copy !req
364. Saturday Night Live?Copy !req
365. Darrell Hammond as Tom.Copy !req
366. Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.Copy !req
367. Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.Copy !req
368. Scott Wolf is the host.
He's me.Copy !req
369. But, of course,
the star of the sketchCopy !req
370. is Chris goddamn Kattan
as Gordy,Copy !req
371. and he is...Copy !req
372. undeniable, okay?Copy !req
373. Bit goes like this.Copy !req
374. Everyone's trying to celebrate
Gordy's birthday,Copy !req
375. but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle,Copy !req
376. Gordy— Kattan— goes off.Copy !req
377. And it's... it's Kattan.Copy !req
378. He's just crushing it.Copy !req
379. He is a force of nature.Copy !req
380. He is killing on that stage.Copy !req
381. Yeah.Copy !req
382. It's legendary.Copy !req
383. Legendary shit.Copy !req
384. Yeah.Copy !req
385. Yeah, I'm gonna have to
go ahead,Copy !req
386. look that one up on YouTube.Copy !req
387. Details, you know?Copy !req
388. Totally.Copy !req
389. I got some work I got to do.Copy !req
390. So we ain't gonna chill
tonight, nothing?Copy !req
391. - You want to work?
- Hell no.Copy !req
392. So, uh, what was the offer?Copy !req
393. - Jupe?
- Yeah.Copy !req
394. He offered to buy the ranch.Copy !req
395. Oh, really?Copy !req
396. That's interesting. How much?Copy !req
397. Why?Copy !req
398. 'Cause... I'm trying to see
how big of a dumb-ass you are.Copy !req
399. Big dumb-ass, probably.Copy !req
400. So I guess you don't want
to see what's goodCopy !req
401. with Dad liquor cabinet,
then, huh?Copy !req
402. I got that hobby weed, too,
actually.Copy !req
403. That's all you had to say, then.Copy !req
404. The hobby weed.Copy !req
405. That's all you had to say,
just let me know.Copy !req
406. You should've dropped that
at the top.Copy !req
407. "I got the hobby weed."
You know I'm ready.Copy !req
408. Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.Copy !req
409. - I ain't mad at it.
- I'm watching.Copy !req
410. Drink.Copy !req
411. Oh, shit.Copy !req
412. Remember Jean Jacket?Copy !req
413. Yeah, good horse.Copy !req
414. Supposed to be
my first horse, actually.Copy !req
415. I was just talking
to my therapist about thisCopy !req
416. - not too long ago.
- Therapist?Copy !req
417. Yes. I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.Copy !req
418. I was telling her that,
for my ninth birthday,Copy !req
419. I was supposed to get
to train Jean Jacket.Copy !req
420. But then Pops got
some Western, and...Copy !req
421. Jean Jacket wasn't mine no more.Copy !req
422. Classic Otis Senior.Copy !req
423. I distinctly remember...Copy !req
424. standing right here
at this window,Copy !req
425. watching y'all train my horse.Copy !req
426. My horse.Copy !req
427. Pops never looked up at me.Copy !req
428. Whoa, now.Copy !req
429. Whoa, now. Whoa, now.Copy !req
430. OJ, come on.Copy !req
431. But you did, nigga.Copy !req
432. Remember?Copy !req
433. It was Scorpion King, actually.Copy !req
434. It wasn't a Western.Copy !req
435. That was the first job
Pops took me on.Copy !req
436. Wasn't much fun.Copy !req
437. Ended up using camels
anyways, so...Copy !req
438. The point is...Copy !req
439. Yeah, fuck the point.Copy !req
440. Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.Copy !req
441. And so are you.Copy !req
442. That's it.Copy !req
443. But at the end of the day,
you got to...Copy !req
444. you got to admit, man, Pops...Copy !req
445. Pops did something
when he made this place.Copy !req
446. He changed the industry.Copy !req
447. That's real.Copy !req
448. I can't just let that go.Copy !req
449. Why is Ghost in the arena?Copy !req
450. What's good?Copy !req
451. Yeah.Copy !req
452. Hey, yo, Em. Em!Copy !req
453. Turn it down!Copy !req
454. All right!Copy !req
455. Hey!Copy !req
456. Where he going?Copy !req
457. What if I...Copy !req
458. What if I told you...Copy !req
459. you'll leave here different?Copy !req
460. See, every Friday
for the last six months...Copy !req
461. my family and I bore witnessCopy !req
462. to an absoluteCopy !req
463. spectacle.Copy !req
464. Huh?Copy !req
465. You see it? The power?Copy !req
466. Where's Ghost?Copy !req
467. - I don't know.
- Hold on.Copy !req
468. Boom. Power went out.Copy !req
469. - See?
- Rewind.Copy !req
470. Stop.Copy !req
471. Ghost talking about,
"I ain't listening.Copy !req
472. I'm not trained.
I do whatever the fuck I want."Copy !req
473. What?Copy !req
474. What'd you see?Copy !req
475. What's a bad miracle?Copy !req
476. Hmm?Copy !req
477. They got a word for that?Copy !req
478. Nope.Copy !req
479. They said it was a prop plane
or something that killed Pops.Copy !req
480. That shit ain't never
made sense to me.Copy !req
481. Then tonight,
I heard Ghost make a soundCopy !req
482. I ain't never heard
a horse make.Copy !req
483. What did you see? Hmm?Copy !req
484. It was big.Copy !req
485. - How big?
- Big.Copy !req
486. - What'd it look like?
- I don't know.Copy !req
487. It was fast.Copy !req
488. Too fast.Copy !req
489. Too quiet to be a plane.Copy !req
490. OJ.Copy !req
491. Are you saying
what I think you're saying?Copy !req
492. I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot.Copy !req
493. We just need enough
to make our shitCopy !req
494. look different
from what's out there.Copy !req
495. You get what I'm saying?
Like...Copy !req
496. You know I ain't trying
to run it up.Copy !req
497. I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.Copy !req
498. You know I'm broke, right?Copy !req
499. We'll use my money.Copy !req
500. Okay, shut up. Look.Copy !req
501. All right.Copy !req
502. There it is.
Five to a hundred K.Copy !req
503. - Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.Copy !req
504. The point is
a website like Cyber DominionCopy !req
505. will pay five to a hundred KCopy !req
506. for photographic evidence
of UFOs and shit.Copy !req
507. A hundred K?Copy !req
508. And that's just what I saw
on the first go.Copy !req
509. Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.Copy !req
510. This shit right here is
a moment— our moment.Copy !req
511. We set it up,
release it the right way,Copy !req
512. man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.Copy !req
513. How you doing? You look pretty.Copy !req
514. She look like
she got a big house.Copy !req
515. - How?
- How what? How we put it out?Copy !req
516. - Mm.
- Well, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
517. We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?Copy !req
518. We-we go to the most credible
platform to do the story.Copy !req
519. - What's that? Like Oprah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
520. Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.Copy !req
521. Well, I'm saying there's plentyCopy !req
522. of videos of flying shit online.Copy !req
523. I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.Copy !req
524. Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah.Copy !req
525. You love Oprah.Copy !req
526. Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.Copy !req
527. Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.Copy !req
528. What we gonna get?Copy !req
529. - The shot.
- What shot?Copy !req
530. The shot. The money shot.Copy !req
531. Undeniable, singular, the...Copy !req
532. - the Oprahshot.
- The Oprahshot?Copy !req
533. Excuse me.Copy !req
534. Hi. I can help you over here.Copy !req
535. Hi.Copy !req
536. Thank you for shopping
at Fry's.Copy !req
537. Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?Copy !req
538. Yes... Angel.Copy !req
539. Oh. Great.Copy !req
540. Um, actually, do you have
a card with us?Copy !req
541. No, thank you.Copy !req
542. Uh, would you like one?Copy !req
543. - Because it...
- No, thank you.Copy !req
544. Would you like one of
our tech support personnelCopy !req
545. to help you
with the installation?Copy !req
546. No, no, no, no, no, thank you.Copy !req
547. Appreciate you.Copy !req
548. All right, uh,
no help with the install.Copy !req
549. Suit yourself.Copy !req
550. Is it a hard install?Copy !req
551. Well, for me, no.Copy !req
552. You're not gonna
be able to do it.Copy !req
553. What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?Copy !req
554. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, you know.Copy !req
555. A lot of blackouts.Copy !req
556. Take the camera out
from time to time.Copy !req
557. All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power,Copy !req
558. so you should be fine.Copy !req
559. But the outages affect the
power in the battery shit, too,Copy !req
560. like cell phones.Copy !req
561. Okay. All right.Copy !req
562. Cell phones, they don't just
drop in power. Right?Copy !req
563. I mean,
maybe your Wi-Fi drops outCopy !req
564. whenever your system dips.Copy !req
565. So, that's technology.Copy !req
566. Okay, or maybe you're in
a UFO hot spot.Copy !req
567. No one believes in that.Copy !req
568. What's up?Copy !req
569. Damn. Did not realize
you guys were this far out.Copy !req
570. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
571. I don't mind, though.Copy !req
572. Smell of horse shit
and fresh air.Copy !req
573. Right?Copy !req
574. Whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
575. whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
576. Whoa. Look at me, man.Copy !req
577. - Fuck.
- Don't do that. Don't yell.Copy !req
578. Sorry, man.Copy !req
579. Sorry if I was, like, a little
shut down this morning.Copy !req
580. Just got out of
a four-year relationship.Copy !req
581. You were fine.Copy !req
582. I know it's gonna sound
fucking cliché, all right,Copy !req
583. but I thought that
she was the one, you know?Copy !req
584. Is this gonna take
longer than an hour?Copy !req
585. This? Oh, shit, yeah.Copy !req
586. - I'm-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?Copy !req
587. I got to go to the store
and get something.Copy !req
588. Don't worry about it.
You need anything?Copy !req
589. Yo.Copy !req
590. Her name was, uh, Rebecca Diaz.Copy !req
591. Yep, keep an eye out for her.Copy !req
592. She's an actress, model,
you know?Copy !req
593. She booked a pilot
on The CW, so...Copy !req
594. Yeah, fucking left me.Copy !req
595. Yeah, fucking CW.Copy !req
596. - So, thing about this camera...
- Actually, can it swivel up?Copy !req
597. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
598. - Boom.
- Little more?Copy !req
599. More. Okay.Copy !req
600. Mm.Copy !req
601. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
602. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
603. Do you know they don't
call 'em UFOs anymore?Copy !req
604. It's fucking UAPs now.Copy !req
605. Why they got to change the name?Copy !req
606. Yeah.Copy !req
607. Exactly.Copy !req
608. No, fuck it.
I-I'll tell you whyCopy !req
609. they changed the name,
all right?Copy !req
610. It-it's 'cause they want
to keep us in the dark.Copy !req
611. Remember when they declassifiedCopy !req
612. all that UFO footage
a couple years ago?Copy !req
613. Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.Copy !req
614. So they changed the name
to UAPs.Copy !req
615. And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,Copy !req
616. so everyone lost interest.Copy !req
617. I saw that— that Navy clip.Copy !req
618. Couldn't really see 'em, though.Copy !req
619. Could've been better.Copy !req
620. It's shitty footage
of exact proofCopy !req
621. that there's
an alien civilizationCopy !req
622. out there in the universe.Copy !req
623. So, who's that?Copy !req
624. Come on, man. The little guys
with the big eyes.Copy !req
625. - Mm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
626. There's lots of theories.Copy !req
627. Either they're intergalactic
travelers looking for peaceCopy !req
628. or futuristic humans
coming back in timeCopy !req
629. to stop us
from destroying the planet,Copy !req
630. or they're fucking
world killers.Copy !req
631. Planetary destroyers.Copy !req
632. And that means that they've
been fucking watching usCopy !req
633. and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us upCopy !req
634. and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.Copy !req
635. Cool.Copy !req
636. An-Anyway, Ancient Aliens,
History Channel.Copy !req
637. - Watch that shit.
- Hey!Copy !req
638. Hey!Copy !req
639. Come on! Help a nigga out!Copy !req
640. Hey.Copy !req
641. Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?Copy !req
642. You good?Copy !req
643. I'm good.Copy !req
644. - What?
- What's that?Copy !req
645. Oh, this?Copy !req
646. You know, just, uh,
training horses we orderedCopy !req
647. that I picked up.Copy !req
648. - Where'd you get it from?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
649. Now, come on, help me out.Copy !req
650. Got you.Copy !req
651. Okay, so... so what is that?Copy !req
652. - Is it like bait?
- I told you.Copy !req
653. It is a decoy
for horse training.Copy !req
654. Okay.Copy !req
655. Shit. Shit.Copy !req
656. - See?
- OJ.Copy !req
657. We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.Copy !req
658. Oh, no. You guys are doing
something shady.Copy !req
659. Hey there!Copy !req
660. Hey!Copy !req
661. You can stay right there,
though!Copy !req
662. Sure!Copy !req
663. What's up?Copy !req
664. We're setting up a decoy!Copy !req
665. For horse training!Copy !req
666. Oh, good!Copy !req
667. You know, we got some of those!Copy !req
668. Where'd you get...Copy !req
669. Where'd you get yours?Copy !req
670. Yeah... I'm not really sure!Copy !req
671. My wife would know!Copy !req
672. - Okay! Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the... Shh.Copy !req
673. You don't live here.Copy !req
674. Sorry. Trying to help.Copy !req
675. Sure thing!Copy !req
676. Hey. I wanted
to invite you to our...Copy !req
677. new family live show!Copy !req
678. Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!Copy !req
679. Okay!Copy !req
680. Thumbs u... thumbs up.Copy !req
681. Should I do it?Copy !req
682. Yeah, do it.Copy !req
683. Thumbs up!Copy !req
684. And so,
the router's in the shed.Copy !req
685. I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,Copy !req
686. camera B's pointed
at the sky to catchCopy !req
687. whatever might have
taken it out.Copy !req
688. And, uh, vice versa, so...Copy !req
689. Thank you.Copy !req
690. I mean, you're really
not gonna tell meCopy !req
691. what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
692. - You'll know soon enough.
- Oh.Copy !req
693. Cool, cryptic.Copy !req
694. Fucking dicks.Copy !req
695. I can monitor the feeds
remotely myself, if you want.Copy !req
696. Free of charge.Copy !req
697. - Hell no.
- No.Copy !req
698. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
699. One more thing.Copy !req
700. You'll be getting a call
from my supervisorCopy !req
701. asking how my service was.Copy !req
702. Five stars, Angel. Five stars.Copy !req
703. Thank you.Copy !req
704. - So, what now?
- I don't know.Copy !req
705. - What you want to do?
- I'm— Whatever you want to do.Copy !req
706. Well, I got some work
I got to do.Copy !req
707. I'm gonna go out...Copy !req
708. That's a good one.Copy !req
709. I'm talking
today to women who sayCopy !req
710. they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.Copy !req
711. May I briefly
say, I don't know for a factCopy !req
712. that they're from
another planet.Copy !req
713. Well, you know you weren'tCopy !req
714. in Kansas anymore, Toto.Copy !req
715. And I wasn't wearing red shoesCopy !req
716. - that I could click together,
either. -Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
717. Nope. Mm-mm. Nope, I'm out.Copy !req
718. I'm going. Fuck this shit.Copy !req
719. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
720. Ow.Copy !req
721. Oh, shit!
Fuck off.Copy !req
722. Give us back our property.Copy !req
723. - Don't mess with
Jupiter's Claim! -Come on.Copy !req
724. What happened?Copy !req
725. The Park kids.Copy !req
726. Jupe's sons.Copy !req
727. And they let Clover out, man.Copy !req
728. What?
They trying to prank Haywood?Copy !req
729. - It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.Copy !req
730. Oh.Copy !req
731. Yeah.Copy !req
732. - Hey.
- Shit.Copy !req
733. Oh.Copy !req
734. What's up, Nessie?Copy !req
735. Not much. Just stocking shit.Copy !req
736. You know, pretty much regular.Copy !req
737. Oh, shit!Copy !req
738. I need to take my ass to bed.Copy !req
739. - Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.Copy !req
740. Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.Copy !req
741. I know. Wait, I thought I
told you not to watch our shit.Copy !req
742. Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
743. Camera B is down.Copy !req
744. What?Copy !req
745. Camera B is down.Copy !req
746. Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens
down.Copy !req
747. - Hey!
- Hey. Hi.Copy !req
748. Emerald, can you please get
the bug off the thing?Copy !req
749. Get the bug off
the fucking thing!Copy !req
750. Shit.Copy !req
751. Um, what do you see?Copy !req
752. Do you... do you see, like,
lights or anything?Copy !req
753. Like, a-a fucking saucer?Copy !req
754. It's in the cloud.
It's in the cloud.Copy !req
755. OJ! It's in the cloud!Copy !req
756. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
757. Yeah, nah, nah, nah.Copy !req
758. Run, OJ! Run!Copy !req
759. Shit.Copy !req
760. Hello?Copy !req
761. What happened to OJ?Copy !req
762. It's fine.Copy !req
763. Come on.Copy !req
764. Okay, it's still on.Copy !req
765. The camera, it's still on.Copy !req
766. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
767. Okay, you fucking
praying mantis.Copy !req
768. All right, bitch.Copy !req
769. You like Sour Patch Kids?Copy !req
770. Huh?Copy !req
771. A'ight, man.Copy !req
772. Where your shit? Let's go.Copy !req
773. Haven't seen one of those
in a minute.Copy !req
774. Fucking praying mantis.Copy !req
775. That motherfucker better pray
I don't ever see him,Copy !req
776. 'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him.Copy !req
777. - Let's go.
- Where?Copy !req
778. Man, I don't know.Copy !req
779. I got me
a little situation in AtwaterCopy !req
780. texting me back right now.Copy !req
781. - It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.Copy !req
782. No. No.Copy !req
783. No.Copy !req
784. Bro, I ain't never seen
no shit like this.Copy !req
785. It ain't worth it.Copy !req
786. No, nope. It's too much.Copy !req
787. You should go, then.Copy !req
788. I got to get up early anyway.Copy !req
789. I got mouths to feed.Copy !req
790. Shit.Copy !req
791. Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
792. You hear that?Copy !req
793. Ghost out there.Copy !req
794. Acting all territorial.Copy !req
795. Mm.Copy !req
796. I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.Copy !req
797. - Hello?
- Uh, hi.Copy !req
798. Is this, uh, Antlers Holst?Copy !req
799. Who's this?Copy !req
800. Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.Copy !req
801. Uh, we met a couple days ago
at the commercial.Copy !req
802. Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.Copy !req
803. I remember you and your brother.Copy !req
804. Yeah, horse boy.Copy !req
805. He's here, too.Copy !req
806. - The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
807. Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.Copy !req
808. How'd you get the number?Copy !req
809. - I got it from the call sheet.
- Ah.Copy !req
810. So, we have a project, and, uh,Copy !req
811. you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?Copy !req
812. Yeah,
hopefully not my lifetime.Copy !req
813. That's a good one.
Um, I'm-a be real with you.Copy !req
814. We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front—Copy !req
815. you know, not like
you're used to— but, uh...Copy !req
816. Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,Copy !req
817. so what is it?Copy !req
818. - Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.Copy !req
819. Documentary.Copy !req
820. - Doc-Documentary.
- Oh, that's better.Copy !req
821. So, again, what's it about?Copy !req
822. It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.Copy !req
823. Listen, horse girl.Copy !req
824. I got a, uh...Copy !req
825. pretty damn superb
lemon tart in the ovenCopy !req
826. I'm about to serve to ten
of my closest friends, so...Copy !req
827. Stop.Copy !req
828. - Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, hold on one second. What?Copy !req
829. - He's not here for that.
- Look, look, no.Copy !req
830. Don't be cute.
Stick to the plan. Say it!Copy !req
831. This is what I do.
I don't go to your jobCopy !req
832. and knock a horse's dick
out your damn hand.Copy !req
833. - Hello?
- Yeah.Copy !req
834. Yeah, my bad. We good, man.Copy !req
835. Um, according to
American Cinemamagazine,Copy !req
836. you make the cinematically
impossible possible.Copy !req
837. Well, we looking
for the impossible shot.Copy !req
838. That's impossible.Copy !req
839. Antlers.Copy !req
840. There's something out here
in Agua Dulce,Copy !req
841. and you're probably
the only person in the worldCopy !req
842. that can get it on film.Copy !req
843. Th-That's it.Copy !req
844. Horse girl,
this dream you're chasing,Copy !req
845. the one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,Copy !req
846. all eyes on you...Copy !req
847. it's the dream
you never wake up from.Copy !req
848. I don't like him.Copy !req
849. Holy shit. It's real.Copy !req
850. I don't know
what you're doing here, but...Copy !req
851. it was illegal for you to...Copy !req
852. spy on us like that.Copy !req
853. Wait, you... you don't know?Copy !req
854. Okay, uh, tell me
when you see it.Copy !req
855. There.Copy !req
856. - Doesn't move.
- Exactly.Copy !req
857. Well, look at that.Copy !req
858. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.Copy !req
859. I went back and scrubbed
through the footage,Copy !req
860. and that cloud
has been right thereCopy !req
861. at least since
I set the cameras up.Copy !req
862. Yeah, now you mention it,Copy !req
863. I've probably been looking
at the same damn cloudCopy !req
864. every day
for the last six months.Copy !req
865. Shit.Copy !req
866. So, I mean,
that's them in there.Copy !req
867. And we've been recording it,
so we got it.Copy !req
868. Right?Copy !req
869. Yeah.Copy !req
870. Why you saying "yeah" like that?Copy !req
871. I mean, we have proof
of aliens on video. I...Copy !req
872. Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.Copy !req
873. Are you serious?Copy !req
874. Look, I've seen crazy weather
phenomenons online before.Copy !req
875. - That's all I'm saying.
- He's right.Copy !req
876. It's good, but it ain't it.
Ain't Oprah.Copy !req
877. Ain't Oprah.Copy !req
878. Okay. Are you guys telling meCopy !req
879. that there's an alien spaceshipCopy !req
880. in that fucking cloud
right there?Copy !req
881. It doesn't move like a ship.Copy !req
882. What you mean, OJ?Copy !req
883. What if it's not a ship?Copy !req
884. All right, Gordy,
we're almost ready, buddy.Copy !req
885. Here we go, buddy. Come on.Copy !req
886. - He's ready.
- Set.Copy !req
887. Here we go.Copy !req
888. And... action.Copy !req
889. And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic timeCopy !req
890. because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.Copy !req
891. And you have no idea
how to tell time.Copy !req
892. Great gift, Dad.Copy !req
893. Way to think things through.Copy !req
894. Somehow, you'd think
that a man who can sendCopy !req
895. a rocket into space
would be able to manageCopy !req
896. a halfway decent
birthday present.Copy !req
897. Nope.Copy !req
898. You know, Gordy,
all things considered,Copy !req
899. maybe my gift
isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
900. - Aw.
- Aw.Copy !req
901. Hey, Gordy.Copy !req
902. - Surprise!
- Wow.Copy !req
903. Now, that is a gift.Copy !req
904. Oh. Sorry. My...Copy !req
905. That's all right.
Pick it up from there.Copy !req
906. Wait a minute.Copy !req
907. What happened to we both failed
at finding good presents?Copy !req
908. Here you go, Gordy.
Happy birthday.Copy !req
909. Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.Copy !req
910. - No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!Copy !req
911. No. Stop!
Stop that!Copy !req
912. Oh, no. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
913. No, no, no, no, no.
No, Gordy, no! No!Copy !req
914. D-D-Down! Down! Down!Copy !req
915. You sit! Down.Copy !req
916. No, no, no.Copy !req
917. No, no, no!Copy !req
918. No, Gordy!Copy !req
919. Stop! Ah!Copy !req
920. No! No!Copy !req
921. Seven just on scene—
Oh, my God.Copy !req
922. Feeling good?Copy !req
923. Yeah.Copy !req
924. Feeling good.Copy !req
925. Good.Copy !req
926. There we go.Copy !req
927. Run it.
Run it one more time, babe.Copy !req
928. Okay.Copy !req
929. What if I told you...Copy !req
930. Yo. It's, uh... Storm's coming.Copy !req
931. Just tarping up,
just to be safe.Copy !req
932. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
933. I'm-a get Lucky.Copy !req
934. Now, we're not gonna letCopy !req
935. a few clouds kill our fun
today, are we, folks?Copy !req
936. So, without further ado,Copy !req
937. welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!Copy !req
938. How's everyone feeling today?Copy !req
939. All right.Copy !req
940. It's quite a doozy today.Copy !req
941. Uh, I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.Copy !req
942. But first, how about
another round of applauseCopy !req
943. for my Amber?Copy !req
944. I'll tell you, that woman isCopy !req
945. a saint for putting up
with all my craziness.Copy !req
946. And to the knuckleheads
up there.Copy !req
947. The staff. Shout-out.Copy !req
948. All right, all right.Copy !req
949. That's enough.Copy !req
950. I also want to give
a special thanks toCopy !req
951. an old costar of mine
and my first crush,Copy !req
952. Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!Copy !req
953. Yeah.Copy !req
954. All right.Copy !req
955. You ready?Copy !req
956. Oh, come on.
That ain't nothing.Copy !req
957. Are you ready?Copy !req
958. Here we go.Copy !req
959. You're chosen.Copy !req
960. What if I told you...Copy !req
961. that in about an hour...Copy !req
962. you'll leave here different?Copy !req
963. See, every Friday
for the last six months,Copy !req
964. my family and I
have bore witnessCopy !req
965. to an absolute spectacle.Copy !req
966. One that you'll be
seeing here today.Copy !req
967. So let me take you back
to that first night.Copy !req
968. Right here in this exact spot,Copy !req
969. I'd come over to wrangle
a chestnut horse named Trigger.Copy !req
970. Now, I could barely see my hand
in front of my faceCopy !req
971. for the fog, but I swearCopy !req
972. on my wife and children's livesCopy !req
973. that at 6:13 p.m.,Copy !req
974. I see...Copy !req
975. a flying saucerCopy !req
976. descend through the mist.Copy !req
977. Old Trigger took off
straight into the gulch.Copy !req
978. And, well...Copy !req
979. it's like he was going home.Copy !req
980. Now, just to be clear,
what we sawCopy !req
981. was a flying saucer.Copy !req
982. No doubt about that.Copy !req
983. Slightly flatter in the front,Copy !req
984. with a circular hole
in the bottomCopy !req
985. about two school bus
lengths wide.Copy !req
986. Ladies and gentlemen,
I kid you not.Copy !req
987. We are being surveilledCopy !req
988. by an alien species
I call "the Viewers."Copy !req
989. And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,Copy !req
990. I believe they trust me.Copy !req
991. If they didn't,
I don't think any of usCopy !req
992. would be here right now.Copy !req
993. So, as I said,
in just under an hour,Copy !req
994. Star Lasso Experience
is gonna change you.Copy !req
995. But first,
my boys are gonna come outCopy !req
996. and do a little number for us.
Would that be all right?Copy !req
997. Hustle. Go, go, go.Copy !req
998. All right.
My little satellites:Copy !req
999. Colton, Phoenix, Max.Copy !req
1000. Remember those names, folks.Copy !req
1001. All right, here we go!Copy !req
1002. What is that?Copy !req
1003. Do you guys see that?Copy !req
1004. Uh, uh, stay in your seats.Copy !req
1005. This is new.Copy !req
1006. Uh, they're early.Copy !req
1007. They're giving us
a real show today.Copy !req
1008. That they are.
Yeah.Copy !req
1009. They're giving us
a real show today.Copy !req
1010. They're ready, we're ready.Copy !req
1011. Welcome
to the Star Lasso Experience,Copy !req
1012. only at Jupiter's Claim.Copy !req
1013. - Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.Copy !req
1014. using your cell phones
or any flash photography...Copy !req
1015. - Cell phones off, y'all.
- ... during the event.Copy !req
1016. Come on!Copy !req
1017. Bear with us now.Copy !req
1018. Trained animals
can be unpredictable.Copy !req
1019. Now sit back,
stay in your seats and enjoyCopy !req
1020. the Star Lasso Experien...Copy !req
1021. Well, cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
1022. it's time to ride off
into the sunset.Copy !req
1023. That's right. Happy trails.Copy !req
1024. It's closing time.Copy !req
1025. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
1026. Come back again.Copy !req
1027. And until then,
we wish you well.Copy !req
1028. Hasta la vista. Adios.Copy !req
1029. Well, cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
1030. it's time to ride off
into the sunset.Copy !req
1031. That's right. Happy trails.Copy !req
1032. It's closing time.Copy !req
1033. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
1034. Come back again.Copy !req
1035. And until then...Copy !req
1036. Lucky.Copy !req
1037. Lucky.Copy !req
1038. Lucky, come on, come on.
Come on!Copy !req
1039. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1040. Lucky.Copy !req
1041. Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1042. Yo.Copy !req
1043. It's done.Copy !req
1044. All right, I'll be over in the
morning to tear that shit off.Copy !req
1045. Or you guys can do it
yourselves.Copy !req
1046. - It's all the same.
- No, no.Copy !req
1047. - I like when you do it.
- Of course you do.Copy !req
1048. All right. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
1049. See you.Copy !req
1050. Pick up, pick up, pick up,Copy !req
1051. pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up.Copy !req
1052. Come on, come on.
Pick up, pick up, pick up.Copy !req
1053. Did you know thatCopy !req
1054. the very first assembly
of photographsCopy !req
1055. in sequential order
to make a motion pictureCopy !req
1056. was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?Copy !req
1057. That man was a Bahamian jockeyCopy !req
1058. known as Alistair E. Haywood,Copy !req
1059. and he was
my great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
1060. - Hey.
- OJ Em.Copy !req
1061. I was right.Copy !req
1062. It's not a ship.Copy !req
1063. What happened?Copy !req
1064. What the fuck?Copy !req
1065. Shit.Copy !req
1066. It ate them, Em.Copy !req
1067. It ate them all.Copy !req
1068. It's alive, Em. It's an animal.Copy !req
1069. It's territorial, and it thinksCopy !req
1070. that this is its home.Copy !req
1071. Em!Copy !req
1072. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1073. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1074. Ooh, yes.Copy !req
1075. Hey, hey. We're in trouble.Copy !req
1076. Okay?Copy !req
1077. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1078. Shit.Copy !req
1079. What?Copy !req
1080. What the fuck?Copy !req
1081. What the fuck?Copy !req
1082. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
1083. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
1084. - Em! Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.Copy !req
1085. It's above us.Copy !req
1086. Ah, shit!Copy !req
1087. Shit.Copy !req
1088. Oh, shit! What the fuck?Copy !req
1089. Oh, God.Copy !req
1090. S-Something very bad
is happening.Copy !req
1091. Fuck!Copy !req
1092. Yeah, we're fucked.Copy !req
1093. Nope.Copy !req
1094. Em. OJ's coming.Copy !req
1095. Let's go.Copy !req
1096. Got to get out this house.Copy !req
1097. I got to get out this house.Copy !req
1098. No, st-st-stop.
Can't we just wait, right?Copy !req
1099. - You can. -No, I'm not
gonna be here alone.Copy !req
1100. - I've got to get out
this fucking house! -No.Copy !req
1101. We're alive still
because we stayed here.Copy !req
1102. Go!Copy !req
1103. - Come on. Come on.
- Go!Copy !req
1104. Come on, come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
1105. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1106. Go.Copy !req
1107. Yeah, she... she gonna make it.Copy !req
1108. - OJ.
- She gonna make it.Copy !req
1109. - Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't-don't look himCopy !req
1110. - in the eyes, please.
- VFX!Copy !req
1111. Focus here. Focus here.Copy !req
1112. Come on.Copy !req
1113. Welcome to my tavern.Copy !req
1114. I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.Copy !req
1115. It's been harassing villagers,Copy !req
1116. ruining crops
and eating their livestock.Copy !req
1117. Many a glory-seeking hunter
has attempted to defeat it,Copy !req
1118. and just as many have perished.Copy !req
1119. While you're here...
While you're here...Copy !req
1120. While you're here,
please look around.Copy !req
1121. I'm here in
Agua Dulce, California,Copy !req
1122. and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and employeesCopy !req
1123. of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.Copy !req
1124. The sheriff's office
has had its hands fullCopy !req
1125. trying to identify
the unaccounted for.Copy !req
1126. Until they do,
only one thing is certain.Copy !req
1127. There is something strange
happeningCopy !req
1128. out here in Agua Dulce.Copy !req
1129. Security
cameras were off at the time.Copy !req
1130. Other than that, we have, uh,
no reason to suspect foul play.Copy !req
1131. We did have
a considerable amountCopy !req
1132. of rain come through here,Copy !req
1133. so we don't want to rule out
flash floodingCopy !req
1134. as possibly having played
a part. We're obviously...Copy !req
1135. You never go wrong
with a fried fish sandwich.Copy !req
1136. Tartar got tang.Copy !req
1137. Stupid.Copy !req
1138. "Tartar got tang"?Copy !req
1139. Right?Copy !req
1140. I don't think it eats you if
you don't look it in the eye.Copy !req
1141. Hey, hey!Copy !req
1142. RTR, bro.Copy !req
1143. You know?Copy !req
1144. Like, read the room.Copy !req
1145. Nobody want to talk about that.Copy !req
1146. Let's go!
Okay, okay, okay. Enough.Copy !req
1147. All right, all right, all
right, all right, all right.Copy !req
1148. Hey, you lucky!Copy !req
1149. Every animal got rules.Copy !req
1150. All right?
We know what it wants,Copy !req
1151. and we know how it comes, so...Copy !req
1152. Fuck.Copy !req
1153. We don't really know shit.Copy !req
1154. OJ, what's this about, man?Copy !req
1155. What's this about?
You want me to...Copy !req
1156. You want me to say, "I'm sorry"?Copy !req
1157. "I was wrong"? "It's dumb"?Copy !req
1158. It wasn't dumb.Copy !req
1159. - Own the moment.
- Stop.Copy !req
1160. - Stop, stop this shit.
- It was good. It was good.Copy !req
1161. But the moment about to pass.Copy !req
1162. And we don't own shit.Copy !req
1163. Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.Copy !req
1164. Right, 'cause you can.Copy !req
1165. 'Cause I'm not going backCopy !req
1166. to the fucking monster umbrella.Copy !req
1167. Got to feed 'em.Copy !req
1168. Let Lucky out.Copy !req
1169. There's shit to do.Copy !req
1170. Always.Copy !req
1171. Always some shit to do.Copy !req
1172. There's a wheelchair
on your roof.Copy !req
1173. Hi.Copy !req
1174. That cloud ain't moved
a goddamn inch.Copy !req
1175. So you're not completely
full of shit.Copy !req
1176. Thank you.Copy !req
1177. Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
1178. Th-The concept
of extraterrestrial animalsCopy !req
1179. in the sky is not a new thing.Copy !req
1180. You know, people been tryingCopy !req
1181. to get pictures of these things
since, like, the '50s.Copy !req
1182. - You know, it's an ancient...
- How do we see it?Copy !req
1183. It's gonna get hungry again.Copy !req
1184. Ah.Copy !req
1185. So, you know...Copy !req
1186. just ring the dinner bell.Copy !req
1187. Now, we know
what it doesn't like.Copy !req
1188. That little fake horse
and flags messed it up good.Copy !req
1189. Got stuck in its windpipe
or something.Copy !req
1190. I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.Copy !req
1191. Yeah.Copy !req
1192. We pissed him off.Copy !req
1193. We're not the reason
it settled down here.Copy !req
1194. That was Jupe.Copy !req
1195. He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.Copy !req
1196. You can't do that.Copy !req
1197. You got to enter an agreement
with one.Copy !req
1198. Yeah.Copy !req
1199. Ask Siegfried and Roy.Copy !req
1200. Okay.Copy !req
1201. Um, asking as someone
who was in the houseCopy !req
1202. - when the shit went down...
- Mm.Copy !req
1203. How exactly do you enter
an agreement with a fucking...Copy !req
1204. a UFO, alien entity or whatever
the hell you want to call it?Copy !req
1205. Jean Jacket.Copy !req
1206. Call him Jean Jacket.Copy !req
1207. So, how about this?Copy !req
1208. How about we send
ol' Jean JacketCopy !req
1209. some fresh horses in golden hourCopy !req
1210. - and see what happens?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
1211. Horse people.Copy !req
1212. Mm, why not just set them free?Copy !req
1213. We're not doing that.Copy !req
1214. Okay.Copy !req
1215. Who is gonna go down thereCopy !req
1216. and get the star
out of his trailer?Copy !req
1217. Me.Copy !req
1218. I'll get him out.Copy !req
1219. Where you want it?Copy !req
1220. You draw him out there.Copy !req
1221. I'm here.Copy !req
1222. On this ridge.Copy !req
1223. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1224. Made her myself.Copy !req
1225. No electricity.Copy !req
1226. Didn't I tell you
this motherfucker was gonnaCopy !req
1227. come up here with
a non-electrical camera?Copy !req
1228. Let's go, boy!Copy !req
1229. Yeah!Copy !req
1230. I've been up under it
a couple times now.Copy !req
1231. I get him.Copy !req
1232. It's an animal.Copy !req
1233. You don't turn your back
on a bear.Copy !req
1234. You don't wear red
around a bull.Copy !req
1235. It's like that.Copy !req
1236. You don't look at it
unless you want its attention.Copy !req
1237. Good night, Mr. Storeman.Copy !req
1238. Fuck it. I call top hat.Copy !req
1239. And we ain't got a lot of time.Copy !req
1240. One day. Two days, tops.Copy !req
1241. 'Cause the word is getting out,
and when it does...Copy !req
1242. Sorry, dead people.
Park's closed.Copy !req
1243. OJ:
you know people gonna comeCopy !req
1244. and do what they always do:Copy !req
1245. try and take it all
for themselves.Copy !req
1246. Fine.Copy !req
1247. Thimble.Copy !req
1248. That's the one I wanted anyway.Copy !req
1249. Well, let 'em come.Copy !req
1250. It ain't gonna matter.Copy !req
1251. 'Cause what we about to do...Copy !req
1252. they can't erase that.Copy !req
1253. He's big, he's bad,Copy !req
1254. and he's got a lot of spirit.Copy !req
1255. But anything with a spirit
can get broke.Copy !req
1256. So you break it.Copy !req
1257. I'll get the shot.Copy !req
1258. Hey, um...Copy !req
1259. What we're doing's important.Copy !req
1260. Right?Copy !req
1261. Like, what we document,
it's, uh...Copy !req
1262. it's gonna do some good, huh?Copy !req
1263. I mean, besides the money
and fucking fame,Copy !req
1264. like, we can save some lives.Copy !req
1265. Fuck, we-we can even save Earth.Copy !req
1266. Right?Copy !req
1267. - Mm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1268. Sure looks strange to me.Copy !req
1269. He ain't gonna fuck with you.Copy !req
1270. Time to wake up the family.Copy !req
1271. Here we go.Copy !req
1272. Come out, come out,
wherever you are.Copy !req
1273. How exquisitely stupid is that?Copy !req
1274. Hah, hah, hah!Copy !req
1275. We gonna get you today,
motherfucker.Copy !req
1276. Where is the feed
for Holst's camera?Copy !req
1277. Over.Copy !req
1278. Couldn't figure it out. Over.Copy !req
1279. What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out?Copy !req
1280. Over.Copy !req
1281. Um, Holst is shooting
on a film camera,Copy !req
1282. and all of our cameras are
digital, so it's a whole thing.Copy !req
1283. Over.Copy !req
1284. Basically,
you forgot about it. Over.Copy !req
1285. Yeah, well, I had my hands fullCopy !req
1286. rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteriesCopy !req
1287. all connected
to one control panel.Copy !req
1288. So, yeah, fucking over. Sorry.Copy !req
1289. I'm scared.Copy !req
1290. Man down.Copy !req
1291. Man down? What? Where?Copy !req
1292. Last dancer, deep in the gulch.Copy !req
1293. Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.Copy !req
1294. Motherfucker.Copy !req
1295. Oh, wait, wait.Copy !req
1296. Oh, it's back up.Copy !req
1297. Could be a faulty battery.Copy !req
1298. All right. Shot's up, then.Copy !req
1299. Nah, he's poking.Copy !req
1300. Who's this asshole?Copy !req
1301. Man in black
on a white motorcycle.Copy !req
1302. No, no, no, no, no, no. Shit.Copy !req
1303. Can I help you?Copy !req
1304. You see that cloud?Copy !req
1305. Hey, man, who you with?Copy !req
1306. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1307. Who are you?Copy !req
1308. Nobody.Copy !req
1309. You don't look like
a nobody to me.Copy !req
1310. Yeah, look, w-we doing
a camera testCopy !req
1311. for a Verizon commercial,Copy !req
1312. so now I'm-a need you
to clear the road.Copy !req
1313. This whole valley
comes up as blurryCopy !req
1314. on Google Maps.Copy !req
1315. You're really tucked away
back here.Copy !req
1316. Jupiter's Claim?Copy !req
1317. Quicker if you go
the other way around.Copy !req
1318. Yeah.Copy !req
1319. Actually,Copy !req
1320. what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?Copy !req
1321. He was basically
your neighbor, right?Copy !req
1322. So, what, they vanished?Copy !req
1323. You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?Copy !req
1324. Fuck, guys.Copy !req
1325. It's TMZ.Copy !req
1326. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
1327. Uh, hey, guys. Uh, Jean Jacket
is definitely in those clouds,Copy !req
1328. and he's definitely
coming this way.Copy !req
1329. What's the matter?
Don't you want to be on TV?Copy !req
1330. Man, I'm trying to tell you.Copy !req
1331. You don't want to go that way.Copy !req
1332. Fuck it.Copy !req
1333. Your loss, nobody.Copy !req
1334. We still rolling? Over.Copy !req
1335. Goddamn right we are.Copy !req
1336. Fellas, here it comes. Over.Copy !req
1337. Pop quiz, guys.Copy !req
1338. What happens
when an electric bikeCopy !req
1339. going 60 miles per hour
hits an anti-electric fieldCopy !req
1340. going in the opposite direction?Copy !req
1341. Shit.Copy !req
1342. Fuck.Copy !req
1343. Shit.
We're all gonna go to jail.Copy !req
1344. Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.Copy !req
1345. Ah, shit.Copy !req
1346. Goddamn.Copy !req
1347. I told his ass not to go.Copy !req
1348. I told him not to go.Copy !req
1349. Uh, hey, OJ, what's...Copy !req
1350. Wh-Where the fuck
are you going?Copy !req
1351. The fuck is he doing?Copy !req
1352. I'm going dark. Over.Copy !req
1353. Okay. No, OJ, no. No!Copy !req
1354. No self-respecting...Copy !req
1355. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1356. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
1357. Did you get that on camera?Copy !req
1358. - Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. -What happened?Copy !req
1359. Listen, listen, we-we
got to get you out of here.Copy !req
1360. - Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?Copy !req
1361. - Hey! Hey!
- I need my camera.Copy !req
1362. Do you see it?Copy !req
1363. Okay. Angel?Copy !req
1364. - What?
- Angel, come on.Copy !req
1365. We got to reload.Copy !req
1366. Shit.Copy !req
1367. Wait.Copy !req
1368. Uh, where's your phone?Copy !req
1369. Why aren't you filming this?Copy !req
1370. What?Copy !req
1371. Angel, what's happening?Copy !req
1372. Okay, OJ, if you die
trying to save that guy,Copy !req
1373. I'll kill you.Copy !req
1374. No. No, no, please.Copy !req
1375. - Please, no. No. -We're gonna
get you out. Shut your eye.Copy !req
1376. - Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.Copy !req
1377. T-Take a picture first!Copy !req
1378. Uh, camera reloads.Copy !req
1379. You can use my camera.Copy !req
1380. No, no.
There's not enough time.Copy !req
1381. It's here.Copy !req
1382. Be Scorpion King.Copy !req
1383. Make a name for yourself.Copy !req
1384. What is that?Copy !req
1385. - My bad, man.
- Hey.Copy !req
1386. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1387. My camera! I need my camera!Copy !req
1388. Oh, my God! Fuck!Copy !req
1389. Give me the lid.
Give me the lid.Copy !req
1390. Come on. All right.Copy !req
1391. Oh, God!Copy !req
1392. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1393. Shit! Fuck!Copy !req
1394. Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?Copy !req
1395. For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!Copy !req
1396. OJ.Copy !req
1397. OJ. OJ!Copy !req
1398. You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.Copy !req
1399. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
1400. whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1401. Are you okay?Copy !req
1402. Are you good? Over.Copy !req
1403. Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
1404. Oh, God!Copy !req
1405. Oh, God.Copy !req
1406. Oh, God!Copy !req
1407. Holy shit, I-I think
it's taking the dancers.Copy !req
1408. Are you getting this?Copy !req
1409. Guys, OJ's hooded up.Copy !req
1410. He's doing the run.
OJ's doing the run!Copy !req
1411. Oh, God.Copy !req
1412. Hey, it's gone.Copy !req
1413. I can't see it anymore, guys.Copy !req
1414. Get it. Get it!Copy !req
1415. No.Copy !req
1416. Fuck.Copy !req
1417. Go! Go!Copy !req
1418. Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1419. Holy shit!Copy !req
1420. Yeah!Copy !req
1421. Let's go!Copy !req
1422. Yeah, he didn't like that,
did he?Copy !req
1423. OJ,
you're a motherfucking genius.Copy !req
1424. We got it. We got it.Copy !req
1425. It's over.Copy !req
1426. It's over. We got it, y'all!Copy !req
1427. The feed started going
in and out when...Copy !req
1428. when that guy got got.Copy !req
1429. But we should be covered
with the film camera.Copy !req
1430. Right, Holst?Copy !req
1431. The light.Copy !req
1432. The light, it's...Copy !req
1433. gonna be magic soon.Copy !req
1434. What you mean, Ant?Copy !req
1435. Whoa, no, no.
Wh-Where you going?Copy !req
1436. It's gonna be all right, Angel.Copy !req
1437. We don't deserve the impossible.Copy !req
1438. Uh, hey, guys.Copy !req
1439. Holst just said
some creepy, cryptic shit.Copy !req
1440. Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain.Copy !req
1441. Over.Copy !req
1442. Hey, Holst.Copy !req
1443. Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.Copy !req
1444. Talk to me. What happened?Copy !req
1445. Did you get the shot
or didn't you? Over.Copy !req
1446. This nigga.Copy !req
1447. Fuck.Copy !req
1448. This is crazy, right?Copy !req
1449. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1450. Fuck.Copy !req
1451. No, man.Copy !req
1452. The fuck?Copy !req
1453. Holst.Copy !req
1454. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1455. Fuck!Copy !req
1456. Oh.Copy !req
1457. Oh, God.Copy !req
1458. No.Copy !req
1459. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1460. Fuck.Copy !req
1461. What?Copy !req
1462. Ow!Copy !req
1463. Fuck.Copy !req
1464. Okay.Copy !req
1465. Fuck!Copy !req
1466. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1467. Oh, no!Copy !req
1468. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
1469. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.Copy !req
1470. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
1471. Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.Copy !req
1472. Get the bike!Copy !req
1473. Get out of here!Copy !req
1474. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1475. You're dead! Dead!Copy !req
1476. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Look down.Copy !req
1477. Hey.Copy !req
1478. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1479. Come on.Copy !req
1480. No.Copy !req
1481. Oh, fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1482. No!Copy !req
1483. Just leave, OJ.Copy !req
1484. Forget it! Come on!Copy !req
1485. Come on!Copy !req
1486. Come on!Copy !req
1487. It's gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
1488. It's gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
1489. Come on.Copy !req
1490. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1491. What the...Copy !req
1492. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
1493. I'm gonna get you,
you motherfucker.Copy !req
1494. I'm-a take you to Oprah.
I'm-a take you to Oprah.Copy !req
1495. Let's go to Oprah.Copy !req
1496. Yes!Copy !req
1497. Yes!Copy !req
1498. Nobody fucks
with Haywood, bitch!Copy !req
1499. Nobody!Copy !req
1500. You hear me?Copy !req
1501. Cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
1502. it's time to ride off
into the sunset.Copy !req
1503. That's right. Happy trails.Copy !req
1504. It's closing time.Copy !req
1505. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
1506. Come back again.Copy !req
1507. Until then, we wish you well.Copy !req
1508. Hasta la vista. Adios.Copy !req
1509. Yeah, get a shot of her.
Zoom in.Copy !req
1510. We're ready.Copy !req
1511. We're set up, ready to go.Copy !req
1512. Folks, this is Wally PachenkoCopy !req
1513. reporting live from Agua DulceCopy !req
1514. just outside of Jupiter's Claim,Copy !req
1515. where just seconds agoCopy !req
1516. an inexplicable occurrence,
uh, just in the distance...Copy !req
1517. You can probably hear
th-the shock in my voice.Copy !req
1518. There are still some fragments,
uh, floating in the airCopy !req
1519. where some-some
unidentified objectCopy !req
1520. just drifted off into space
and exploded.Copy !req
1521. Uh, you can see some fragments
still falling from the sky.Copy !req
1522. Uh,
we will have some amazing...Copy !req