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just outside Agua Dulce.
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Pacific Crest Trail
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yesterday morning...
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Down, down, down.
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You good. You good.
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- Commodore.
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- Hey. Don't look him in the eyes, please.
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our horse trainer.
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Antlers Holst over here...
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- They told me to come here.
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- Hey, yo!
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- Yeah.
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Eadweard Muybridge,
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- There's another “great” grandfather.
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I direct, write, produce, act.
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Yeah? Rehearsal?
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We should do one. Rehearsing.
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- VFX.
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- Lucky.
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- VFX!
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- I'm trying to work.
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Yeah, it's not the gig. Not ready yet.
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- No, I know.
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- Sorry.
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Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.
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- Come on over to the Sundae Saloon.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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- Come on.
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- You ruined it.
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- Gold, I tell you. They got gold up in here.
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- I'm gonna get 'em back.
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- Why?
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- “How are you a lia—”
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- Actor, singer,
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- No, fuck you.
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- How you doing? This is my sister Em.
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- Lucky.
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Eleven-five?
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- That's 3D. Yeah.
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- Stop, stop.
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- Yo, wait a minute.
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He's me.
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448. OJ.
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449. Are you saying what I think you're saying?
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450. I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot. We just need enough
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451. to make our shit look different from what's
out there. You get what I'm saying? Like...
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452. You know I ain't trying
to run it up.
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453. I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.
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454. You know I'm broke, right?
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455. We'll use my money.
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456. Okay, shut up. Look.
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457. All right.
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458. There it is.
5 to a 100K.
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459. - Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.
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460. The point is, a website like Cyber Dominion
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461. will pay 5 to a 100K for
photographic evidence of UFOs and shit.
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462. A 100K?
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463. And that's just what I saw on the first go.
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464. Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.
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465. This shit right here is
a moment – our moment.
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466. We set it up,
release it the right way,
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467. man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.
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468. How you doing? You look pretty.
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469. - She look like she got a big house.
- How?
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470. How what? How we put it out?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
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471. We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?
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472. We go to the most credible
platform to do the story.
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473. - What's that? Like Oprah?
- Yeah.
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474. Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.
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475. Well, I'm saying there's plenty
of videos of flying shit online.
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476. I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.
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477. Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah. You love Oprah.
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478. Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.
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479. Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.
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480. - What we gonna get?
- The shot.
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481. What shot?
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482. The shot. The money shot.
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483. Undeniable, singular, the...
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484. the Oprah shot.
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485. The Oprah shot?
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486. Excuse me.
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487. Hi. I can help you over here.
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488. Hi.
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489. Thank you for shopping at Fry's.
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490. Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?
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491. Yes... Angel.
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492. Great.
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493. - Actually, do you have a card with us?
- No, thank you.
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494. - Would you like one? Because it—
- No, thank you.
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495. Would you like one of our tech support
personnel to help you with the installation?
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496. No, no, no, no, no, thank you.
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497. Appreciate you.
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498. All right,
no help with the install.
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499. Suit yourself.
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500. Is it a hard install?
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501. Well, for me, no.
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502. You're not gonna be able to do it.
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503. What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?
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504. Yeah, you know.
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505. A lot of blackouts.
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506. Take the camera out
from time to time.
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507. All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power, so...
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508. you should be fine.
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509. But the outages affect the power
in the battery shit, too, like cell phones.
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510. Okay. All right. Cell phones,
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511. they don't just
drop in power. Right?
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512. I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
whenever your system dips.
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513. So...
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514. that's technology.
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515. Okay, or maybe
you're in a UFO hot spot.
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516. No one believes in that.
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517. What's up?
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518. Damn.
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519. Did not realize you guys were this far out.
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520. I don't mind, though.
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521. Smell of horse shit and fresh air.
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522. Right?
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523. - Look at me, man.
- Fuck.
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524. - Don't do that. Don't yell.
- Sorry, man.
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525. Sorry if I was, like,
a little shut down this morning.
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526. Just got out of
a four-year relationship.
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527. - You were fine.
- I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché,
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528. all right, but I thought
that she was the one, you know?
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529. - Is this gonna take longer than an hour?
- This?
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530. Oh, shit, yeah.
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531. - I'm-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?
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532. I got to go to the store and get something.
Don't worry about it. You need anything?
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533. Yo.
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534. Her name was Rebecca Diaz.
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535. Yep, keep an eye out for her.
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536. She's an actress, model, you know?
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537. She booked a pilot on The CW, so...
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538. Yeah, fucking left me.
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539. Yeah, fucking CW.
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540. - So, thing about this camera—
- Actually, can it swivel up?
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541. Yeah.
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542. - Boom.
- Little more?
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543. More. Okay.
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544. Yeah.
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545. Yeah.
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546. Do you know they don't call 'em UFOs anymore?
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547. It's fucking UAPs now.
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548. Why they got to change the name?
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549. Yeah.
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550. Exactly.
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551. No, fuck it. I'll tell you why they
changed the name,
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552. all right? It's 'cause
they want to keep us in the dark.
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553. Remember when they declassified all
that UFO footage a couple years ago?
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554. Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.
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555. So they changed the name
to UAPs.
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556. And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,
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557. - so everyone lost interest.
- I saw that Navy clip.
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558. Couldn't really see 'em, though.
Could've been better.
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559. It's shitty footage
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560. of exact proof that there's an
alien civilization out there in the universe.
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561. So, who's that?
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562. Come on, man.
The little guys with the big eyes.
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563. Yeah. There's lots of theories.
Either they're
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564. intergalactic travelers
looking for peace,
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565. or futuristic humans
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566. coming back in time
to stop us from destroying the planet,
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567. or they're fucking world killers.
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568. Planetary destroyers.
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569. And that means that they've
been fucking watching us
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570. and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us up
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571. and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.
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572. Cool.
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573. Anyway,
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574. Ancient Aliens, History Channel.
Watch that shit.
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575. Hey!
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576. Hey!
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577. Come on! Help a nigga out!
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578. Hey.
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579. Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?
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580. You good?
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581. I'm good.
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582. - What?
- What's that?
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583. Oh, this? You know, just
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584. training horses we ordered
that I picked up.
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585. - Where'd you get it from?
- Don't worry about it.
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586. Now, come on, help me out.
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587. Got you.
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588. Okay, so what is that?
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589. - Is it like bait?
- I told you.
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590. - It is a decoy for horse training.
- Okay.
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591. Shit.
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592. - Shit. See?
- OJ.
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593. We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.
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594. Oh, no.
You guys are doing something shady.
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595. Hey, there!
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596. Hey!
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597. You can stay right there, though!
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598. Sure!
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599. What's up?
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600. We're setting up a decoy!
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601. For horse training!
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602. Oh, good!
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603. You know, we got some of those!
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604. - Where'd you get—
- Where'd you get yours?
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605. Yeah—
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606. I'm not really sure!
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607. My wife would know!
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608. Okay!
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609. - Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the— You don't live here.
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610. - Sorry. Trying to help.
- Sure thing!
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611. Hey. I wanted to invite you to our
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612. new family live show!
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613. Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!
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614. Okay!
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615. Thumbs u— thumbs up.
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616. - Should I do it?
- Yeah, do it.
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617. Thumbs up!
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618. And so,
the router's in the shed.
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619. I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,
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620. camera B's pointed at the sky to catch...
whatever might have taken it out.
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621. And vice versa, so...
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622. Thank you.
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623. I mean, you're really not gonna
tell me what the fuck is going on?
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624. You'll know soon enough.
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625. Cool, cryptic.
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626. Fucking dicks.
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627. I can monitor the feeds remotely myself,
if you want. Free of charge.
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628. - Hell no.
- No.
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629. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
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630. One more thing.
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631. You'll be getting a call
from my supervisor
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632. - asking how my service was.
- Five stars, Angel. Five stars.
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633. Thank you.
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634. So, what now?
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635. - I don't know. What you want to do?
- Whatever you want to do.
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636. Well, I got some work I got to do.
I'm gonna go out...
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637. That's a good one.
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638. I'm talking today
to women who say
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639. they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.
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640. May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact
that they're from another planet.
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641. Well, you know you weren't
in Kansas anymore, Toto.
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642. And I wasn't
wearing red shoes
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643. - that I could click together, either.
- Yeah, yeah.
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644. Nope. Nope, I'm out.
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645. I'm going. Fuck this shit.
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646. Okay. Okay.
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647. - Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.
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648. Give us back our property.
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649. - Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
- Come on.
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650. What happened?
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651. The Park kids.
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652. Jupe's sons.
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653. And they let
Clover out, man.
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654. What?
They trying to prank Haywood?
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655. - It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.
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656. Yeah.
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657. - Hey.
- Shit.
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658. What's up, Nessie?
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659. Not much. Just stocking shit.
You know, pretty much regular.
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660. Oh, shit!
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661. I need to take my ass to bed.
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662. - Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.
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663. Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.
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664. I know. Wait, I thought
I told you not to watch our shit.
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665. Yeah, I know, I know.
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666. - Camera B is down.
- What?
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667. Camera B is down.
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668. Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down.
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669. - Hey!
- Hey. Hi.
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670. Emerald, can you please
get the bug off the thing?
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671. Get the bug off the fucking thing!
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672. Shit.
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673. What do you see?
Do you see, like, lights
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674. or anything?
Like, a fucking saucer?
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675. It's in the cloud.
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676. It's in the cloud. OJ!
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677. It's in the cloud!
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678. Yeah, nah, nah, nah.
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679. Run, OJ! Run!
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680. Shit.
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681. Hello?
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682. What happened to OJ?
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683. It's fine.
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684. Come on.
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685. Okay, it's still on.
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686. The camera, it's still on.
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687. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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688. Okay, you fucking praying mantis.
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689. All right, bitch.
You like Sour Patch Kids?
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690. A'ight, man.
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691. Where your shit? Let's go.
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692. - Haven't seen one of those in a minute.
- Fucking praying mantis.
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693. That motherfucker better pray I don't
ever see him, 'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him.
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694. - Let's go.
- Where?
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695. Man, I don't know.
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696. I got me a little situation in Atwater
texting me back right now.
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697. - It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.
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698. No. No.
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699. No.
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700. Bro,
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701. I ain't never seen no shit like this.
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702. It ain't worth it.
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703. No, nope. It's too much.
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704. You should go, then.
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705. I got to get up early anyway.
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706. I got mouths to feed.
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707. Shit.
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708. Shit, shit, shit!
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709. You hear that?
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710. Ghost out there.
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711. Acting all territorial.
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712. I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.
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713. - Hello?
- Hi.
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714. Is this... Antlers Holst?
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715. Who's this?
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716. Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.
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717. We met a couple days ago at the commercial.
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718. Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.
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719. I remember you and your brother.
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720. Yeah, horse boy.
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721. He's here, too.
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722. - The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.
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723. Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.
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724. How'd you get the number?
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725. I got it from the call sheet.
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726. So, we have a project, and
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727. you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?
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728. Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.
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729. That's a good one.
I'm-a be real with you.
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730. We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front.
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731. You know, not like
you're used to, but...
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732. Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,
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733. so, what is it?
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734. - Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.
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735. Documentary.
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736. Doc— Documentary.
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737. Oh, that's better.
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738. So, again, what's it about?
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739. It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.
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740. Listen, horse girl.
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741. I got a...
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742. pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven
I'm about to serve
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743. to ten of my closest friends, so...
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744. - Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, hold on one second.
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745. - What?
- He's not here for that.
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746. - Look, no. This is what I do.
- Don't be cute. Stick to the plan.
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747. - I don't go to your job and knock a horse's...
- Say it!
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748. dick out your damn hand.
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749. - Hello?
- Yeah.
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750. Yeah, my bad.
We good, man.
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751. According to American Cinema magazine,
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752. you make the cinematically impossible...
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753. possible.
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754. Well,
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755. we looking for the impossible shot.
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756. That's impossible.
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757. Antlers.
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758. There's something out here
in Agua Dulce,
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759. and you're probably the only person
in the world that can get it on film.
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760. That's it.
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761. Horse girl,
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762. this dream you're chasing.
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763. The one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,
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764. all eyes on you...
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765. It's the dream you never wake up from.
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766. I don't like him.
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767. Holy shit. It's real.
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768. I don't know what you're doing here, but...
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769. it was illegal for you to...
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770. spy on us like that.
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771. Wait, you—
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772. You don't know?
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773. Okay, tell me when you see it.
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774. There.
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775. - Doesn't move.
- Exactly.
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776. Well, look at that.
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777. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
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778. I went back
and scrubbed through the footage,
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779. and that cloud
has been right there
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780. at least since
I set the cameras up.
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781. Yeah, now you mention it,
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782. I've probably been looking at the same
damn cloud every day for the last six months.
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783. Shit.
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784. So, I mean,
that's them in there.
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785. And we've been recording it,
so we got it.
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786. Right?
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787. Yeah.
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788. Why you saying “yeah” like that?
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789. I mean, we have proof of aliens
on video. I...
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790. Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.
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791. Are you serious?
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792. Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons
online before. That's all I'm saying.
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793. He's right.
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794. It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah.
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795. Ain't Oprah.
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796. Okay.
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797. Are you guys telling me
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798. that there's an alien spaceship...
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799. in that fucking cloud right there?
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800. It doesn't move like a ship.
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801. What you mean, OJ?
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802. What if it's not a ship?
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803. All right, Gordy, we're almost ready, buddy.
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804. Here we go, buddy. Come on.
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805. - He's ready.
- Set.
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806. Here we go.
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807. And... action.
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808. And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic time
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809. because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.
Copy !req
810. And you have no idea how to tell time.
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811. Great gift, Dad.
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812. Way to think things through.
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813. Somehow, you'd think
that a man who can send a rocket into space
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814. would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.
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815. Nope.
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816. You know, Gordy, all things considered,
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817. maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.
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818. Hey, Gordy.
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819. Surprise!
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820. Now, that is a gift.
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821. Oh. Sorry. My—
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822. That's all right.
Pick it up from there.
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823. Wait a minute.
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824. What happened to
we both failed at finding good presents?
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825. Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.
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826. Oh, beautiful, Hayley.
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827. Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.
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828. - No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!
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829. - No. Stop!
- Stop that!
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830. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.
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831. No, no, no, no, no.
No, Gordy, no! No!
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832. Down! Down! You sit! Down.
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833. No, no, no.
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834. No, no, no!
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835. No, Gordy!
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836. Stop!
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837. No! No!
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838. Seven just on scene— Oh, my God.
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839. Feeling good?
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840. Yeah.
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841. Feeling good.
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842. Good.
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843. There we go.
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844. Run it.
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845. Run it one more time, babe.
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846. Okay.
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847. “What if I told you... ”
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848. Yo.
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849. It's— Storm's coming.
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850. Just tarping up, just to be safe.
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851. Hey, where you going?
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852. I'm-a get Lucky.
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853. Now, we're not gonna let a few
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854. clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks?
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855. So, without further ado,
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856. welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!
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857. How's everyone feeling today?
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858. All right.
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859. It's quite a doozy today.
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860. I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.
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861. But first,
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862. how about another round of applause
for my Amber?
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863. I'll tell you, that woman is a saint
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864. for putting up with all my craziness.
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865. And to the knuckleheads up there.
The staff. Shout-out.
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866. All right, all right. That's enough.
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867. I also want to give a special thanks to
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868. an old costar of mine – and my first crush –
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869. Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!
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870. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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871. All right.
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872. You ready?
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873. Oh, come on. That ain't nothing.
Are you ready?
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874. Here we go.
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875. You're chosen.
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876. What if I told you...
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877. that in about an hour...
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878. you'll leave here...
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879. different?
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880. See,
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881. every Friday
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882. for the last six months,
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883. my family and I have bore witness
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884. to an absolute...
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885. spectacle.
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886. One that you'll be seeing here today.
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887. So let me take you back
to that first night.
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888. Right here in this exact spot,
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889. I'd come over to
wrangle a chestnut horse
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890. named Trigger.
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891. Now,
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892. I could barely see my hand
in front of my face for the fog,
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893. but I swear
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894. on my wife
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895. and children's lives
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896. that at 6:13 p.m.,
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897. I see...
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898. a flying saucer
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899. descend through the mist.
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900. Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch.
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901. And, well...
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902. it's like he was going home.
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903. Now, just to be clear,
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904. what we saw
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905. was a flying saucer. No doubt about that.
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906. Slightly flatter
in the front,
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907. with a circular hole in the bottom
about two school bus lengths wide.
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908. Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.
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909. We are being surveilled
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910. by an alien species
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911. I call “the Viewers”.
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912. And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,
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913. I believe they trust me.
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914. If they didn't,
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915. I don't think any of us
would be here right now.
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916. So, as I said,
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917. in just under an hour,
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918. Star Lasso Experience...
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919. is gonna change you.
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920. But first, my boys are gonna come out and do a
little number for us. Would that be all right?
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921. Hustle. Go, go, go.
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922. All right.
My little satellites: Colton, Phoenix, Max.
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923. Remember those names, folks.
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924. All right, here we go!
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925. What is that?
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926. Do you guys see that?
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927. Stay in your seats.
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928. This is new.
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929. They're early.
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930. - They're giving us a real show today.
- That they are.
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931. - They're giving us a real show today.
- Yeah.
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932. They're ready, we're ready.
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933. Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,
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934. only at Jupiter's Claim.
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935. - Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.
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936. using your cell phones
or any
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937. - flash photography during the event.
- Cell phones off, y'all.
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938. - Come on!
- Bear with us now.
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939. Trained animals
can be unpredictable.
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940. Now sit back,
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941. stay in your seats
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942. and enjoy the Star Lasso Experien—
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943. Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
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944. it's time to ride off into the sunset.
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945. That's right. Happy trails.
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946. It's closing time.
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947. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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948. Come back again.
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949. And until then, we wish you well.
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950. Hasta la vista.
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951. Adios.
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952. Well, cowboys and cowgirls,
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953. it's time to ride off into the sunset.
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954. That's right. Happy trails.
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955. It's closing time.
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956. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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957. Come back again.
And until then...
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958. Lucky.
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959. Lucky.
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960. Lucky, come on, come on. Come on!
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961. Come on, come on. Lucky.
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962. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
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963. Yo.
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964. It's done.
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965. All right, I'll be over in the morning to tear
that shit off. Or you can do it yourselves.
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966. - It's all the same.
- No, no. I like when you do it.
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967. Of course you do. All right.
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968. - See you tomorrow.
- See you.
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969. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
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970. Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
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971. Did you know
that the very first assembly of photographs
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972. in sequential order,
to make a motion picture,
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973. was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?
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974. That man was a Bahamian jockey
known as Alistair E. Haywood,
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975. and he was
my great-great-grandfather.
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976. - Hey.
- Em.
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977. I was right.
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978. It's not a ship.
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979. What happened?
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980. What the fuck?
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981. Shit.
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982. It ate them, Em.
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983. It ate them all.
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984. It's alive, Em.
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985. It's an animal.
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986. It's territorial,
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987. and it thinks that this is its home.
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988. Em!
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989. Oh, fuck.
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990. Oh, shit.
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991. Ooh, yes.
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992. Hey, hey. We're in trouble.
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993. Okay?
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994. Oh, fuck.
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995. Shit.
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996. What?
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997. What the fuck?
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998. What the fuck?
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999. Who the hell is that?
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1000. Who the hell is that?
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1001. Em!
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1002. - Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.
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1003. It's above us.
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1004. Ah, shit!
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1005. Shit.
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1006. Oh, shit! What the fuck?
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1007. Oh, God.
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1008. Something very bad is happening.
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1009. Fuck!
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1010. Yeah, we're fucked.
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1011. Nope.
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1012. - Em. OJ's coming.
- Let's go.
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1013. Got to get out this house.
I got to get out this house.
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1014. - No, stop. Can't we just wait, right?
- You can.
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1015. - No, I'm not gonna be here alone. No.
- I've got to get out this fucking house!
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1016. We're alive still
because we stayed here.
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1017. Go!
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1018. - Come on.
- Go!
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1019. Come on.
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1020. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
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1021. Go.
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1022. Yeah, she... she gonna make it.
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1023. - OJ.
- She gonna make it.
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1024. - Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't look him in the eyes, please.
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1025. VFX!
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1026. Focus here. Focus here.
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1027. Come on.
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1028. Go!
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1029. Welcome to my tavern.
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1030. I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.
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1031. It's been harassing villagers,
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1032. ruining crops
and eating their livestock.
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1033. Many a glory-seeking hunter
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1034. has attempted to defeat it,
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1035. and just as many have perished.
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1036. While you're here... While you're here...
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1037. While you're here, please look around.
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1038. I'm here in Agua Dulce, California,
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1039. and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests and
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1040. employees of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.
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1041. The sheriff's office
has had its hands full
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1042. trying to identify
the unaccounted for.
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1043. Until they do, only one thing is certain.
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1044. There is something strange
happening out here in Agua Dulce.
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1045. Security cameras
were off at the time.
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1046. Other than that,
we have no reason to suspect foul play.
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1047. We did have a considerable amount
of rain come through here,
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1048. we don't want to rule out flash flooding
as possibly having played a part.
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1049. We're obviously...
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1050. You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich.
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1051. Tartar got tang.
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1052. Stupid.
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1053. “Tartar got tang”?
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1054. Right?
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1055. I don't think it eats you
if you don't look it in the eye.
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1056. Hey, hey!
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1057. RTR, bro.
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1058. You know?
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1059. Like, read the room.
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1060. Nobody want to talk about that.
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1061. - Let's go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.
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1062. All right, all right.
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1063. Hey, you lucky!
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1064. Every animal got rules.
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1065. All right? We know what it wants,
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1066. and we know how it comes, so...
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1067. Fuck.
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1068. We don't really know shit.
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1069. OJ, what's this about, man?
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1070. What's this about?
You want me to— You want me to say,
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1071. “I'm sorry”?
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1072. “I was wrong”?
“It's dumb”?
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1073. It wasn't dumb.
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1074. - Own the moment.
- Stop.
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1075. - It was good. It was good.
- Stop this shit.
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1076. But the moment about to pass.
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1077. And we don't own shit.
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1078. Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.
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1079. Right, 'cause you can.
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1080. 'Cause I'm not going back to the fucking
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1081. monster umbrella.
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1082. Got to feed 'em.
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1083. Let Lucky out.
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1084. There's shit to do.
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1085. Always.
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1086. Always some shit to do.
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1087. There's a wheelchair on your roof.
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1088. Hi.
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1089. That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch.
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1090. So you're not completely full of shit.
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1091. - Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.
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1092. The concept of extraterrestrial animals
in the sky...
Copy !req
1093. is not a new thing. You know, people been
trying to get pictures of these things since,
Copy !req
1094. - like, the '50s. You know, it's an ancient—
- How do we see it?
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1095. It's gonna get hungry again.
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1096. So, you know,
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1097. just ring the dinner bell.
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1098. Now, we know what it doesn't like.
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1099. That little fake horse and flags
messed it up good.
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1100. Got stuck in its windpipe or something.
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1101. I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.
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1102. Yeah.
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1103. We pissed him off.
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1104. We're not the reason it settled down here.
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1105. That was Jupe.
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1106. He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.
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1107. You can't do that.
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1108. You got to enter
an agreement with one.
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1109. Yeah.
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1110. Ask Siegfried and Roy.
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1111. Okay.
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1112. Asking as
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1113. someone who was in the house
when the shit went down...
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1114. How exactly do you
“enter an agreement” with a fucking...
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1115. a UFO, alien entity,
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1116. - or whatever the hell you want to call it?
- Jean Jacket.
Copy !req
1117. Call him Jean Jacket.
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1118. So, how about this?
How about we...
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1119. send ol' Jean Jacket
some fresh horses in golden hour
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1120. and see what happens?
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1121. Horse people.
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1122. - Why not just set them free?
- We're not doing that.
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1123. Okay.
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1124. Who is gonna go
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1125. down there...
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1126. and get the star out of his trailer?
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1127. Me.
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1128. I'll get him out.
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1129. Where you want it?
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1130. You draw him out there.
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1131. I'm here.
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1132. On this ridge.
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1133. Oh, shit.
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1134. Made her myself.
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1135. No electricity.
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1136. Didn't I tell you this motherfucker was gonna
come up here with a non-electrical camera?
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1137. Let's go, boy!
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1138. Yeah!
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1139. I've been up under it
a couple times now.
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1140. I get him.
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1141. It's an animal.
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1142. You don't turn your back
on a bear.
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1143. You don't wear red around a bull.
It's like that.
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1144. You don't look at it...
unless you want its attention.
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1145. Good night, Mr. Storeman.
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1146. Fuck it. I call top hat.
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1147. And we ain't got
a lot of time.
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1148. One day.
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1149. Two days, tops.
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1150. 'Cause the word is getting out,
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1151. and when it does...
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1152. Sorry, dead people.
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1153. Park's closed.
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1154. you know people gonna come
and do what they always do:
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1155. try and take it all
for themselves.
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1156. Fine.
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1157. Thimble.
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1158. That's the one I wanted anyway.
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1159. Well, let 'em come.
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1160. It ain't gonna matter.
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1161. 'Cause what we about to do...
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1162. they can't erase that.
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1163. He's big,
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1164. he's bad,
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1165. and he's got a lot of spirit.
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1166. But anything with a spirit can get broke.
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1167. So you break it.
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1168. I'll get the shot.
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1169. Hey...
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1170. What we're doing's important. Right? Like...
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1171. what we document,
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1172. it's...
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1173. it's gonna do some good?
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1174. I mean,
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1175. besides the money...
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1176. and fucking fame,
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1177. like, we can save some lives.
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1178. Fuck, we can even save Earth.
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1179. Right?
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1180. Yeah.
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1181. Well, it came down to Earth
Copy !req
1182. And it hid in a tree
Copy !req
1183. I said,
“Mr. Purple People Eater
Copy !req
1184. “Don't eat me”
Copy !req
1185. Well, he looked at me
and in a voice so gruff
Copy !req
1186. He said,
“I wouldn't eat you
Copy !req
1187. “ 'Cause you're too tough”
Copy !req
1188. He was a one-eyed, one-horned
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1189. Flyin' purple people eater
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1190. One-eyed, one-horned
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1191. Flyin' purple people eater
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1192. One-eyed, one-horned
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1193. Flyin' purple people eater
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1194. Sure looks strange to me.
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1195. He ain't gonna fuck with you.
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1196. Time to wake up the family.
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1197. Here we go.
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1198. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
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1199. How exquisitely stupid is that?
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1200. We gonna get you today, motherfucker.
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1201. Where is the feed
for Holst's camera?
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1202. Over.
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1203. Couldn't figure it out. Over.
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1204. What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out? Over.
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1205. Holst is shooting
on a film camera,
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1206. and all of our cameras
are digital, so it's a whole thing.
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1207. Over.
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1208. Basically, you forgot about it. Over.
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1209. Yeah, well,
I had my hands full
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1210. rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteries
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1211. all connected to one control panel.
So, yeah, fucking over.
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1212. Sorry. I'm scared.
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1213. Man down.
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1214. Man down? What? Where?
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1215. Last dancer, deep in the gulch.
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1216. Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.
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1217. Motherfucker.
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1218. Oh, wait, wait.
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1219. Oh, it's back up.
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1220. Could be a faulty battery.
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1221. All right. Shot's up, then.
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1222. Nah, he's poking.
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1223. Who's this asshole?
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1224. Man in black
on a white motorcycle.
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1225. No, no, no, no.
Shit.
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1226. Can I help you?
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1227. You see that cloud?
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1228. Hey, man, who you with?
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1229. Oh, I'm sorry.
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1230. Who are you?
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1231. Nobody.
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1232. You don't look like
a nobody to me.
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1233. Yeah, look,
we doing a camera test
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1234. for a Verizon commercial, so now
I'm-a need you to clear the road.
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1235. This whole valley
comes up as blurry on Google Maps.
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1236. You're really tucked away
back here.
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1237. Jupiter's Claim?
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1238. - Quicker if you go the other way around.
- Yeah.
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1239. Actually,
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1240. what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?
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1241. He was basically
your neighbor, right?
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1242. So, what, they vanished?
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1243. You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?
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1244. Fuck, guys.
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1245. It's TMZ.
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1246. Oh, fuck me.
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1247. Hey, guys.
Jean Jacket
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1248. is definitely in those clouds,
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1249. and he's definitely
coming this way.
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1250. What's the matter?
Don't you want to be on TV?
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1251. Man, I'm trying to tell you.
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1252. You don't want
to go that way.
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1253. Fuck it.
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1254. Your loss, nobody.
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1255. We still rolling? Over.
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1256. Goddamn right we are.
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1257. Fellas, here it comes. Over.
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1258. Pop quiz, guys.
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1259. What happens
when an electric bike
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1260. going 60 miles per hour
hits an anti-electric field
Copy !req
1261. going in the opposite direction?
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1262. Shit.
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1263. Fuck.
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1264. Shit. We're all
gonna go to jail.
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1265. Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.
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1266. Ah, shit.
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1267. Goddamn.
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1268. I told his ass not to go.
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1269. I told him not to go.
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1270. Hey, OJ, what's...
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1271. Where the fuck are you going?
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1272. The fuck is he doing?
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1273. I'm going dark. Over.
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1274. Okay. No, OJ, no. No!
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1275. No self-respecting—
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1276. Hey, hey, hey.
Easy, easy, easy.
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1277. - Did you get that on camera?
- Look at me. Look at me.
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1278. - What happened?
- Listen, we got to get you out of here.
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1279. - Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?
Copy !req
1280. - Hey! Hey!
- I need my camera. Do you see it?
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1281. Okay. Angel?
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1282. - What?
- Angel, come on. We got to reload.
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1283. Shit.
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1284. Wait.
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1285. Where's your phone?
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1286. Why aren't you filming this?
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1287. What?
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1288. Angel, what's happening?
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1289. Okay,
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1290. OJ, if you die trying to save that guy,
I'll kill you.
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1291. No.
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1292. - No, no, please. Please, no.
- We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye.
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1293. - Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.
Copy !req
1294. Take a picture first!
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1295. Camera reloads.
Copy !req
1296. - You can use my camera.
- No. There's not enough time.
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1297. It's here.
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1298. Be Scorpion King.
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1299. Make a name for yourself.
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1300. What is that?
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1301. My bad, man.
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1302. Hey. Oh, my God.
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1303. My camera! I need my camera!
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1304. Oh, my God! Fuck!
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1305. Give me the lid.
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1306. Come on. All right.
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1307. Oh, God!
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1308. Oh, fuck!
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1309. Shit! Fuck!
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1310. Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?
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1311. For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!
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1312. OJ.
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1313. OJ. OJ!
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1314. You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.
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1315. Are you okay?
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1316. Are you good? Over.
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1317. Oh, God! Oh, God!
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1318. Oh, God!
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1319. Oh, God.
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1320. Oh, God!
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1321. Holy shit, I think it's taking the dancers.
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1322. Are you getting this?
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1323. Guys, OJ's hooded up.
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1324. He's doing the run.
OJ's doing the run!
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1325. Oh, God.
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1326. Hey, it's gone.
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1327. I can't see it anymore, guys.
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1328. Get it. Get it!
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1329. No.
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1330. Fuck.
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1331. Go! Go!
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1332. Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!
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1333. Holy shit!
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1334. Yeah!
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1335. Let's go!
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1336. Yeah, he didn't like that,
did he?
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1337. OJ, you're a motherfucking genius.
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1338. We got it.
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1339. We got it. It's over.
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1340. It's over.
We got it, y'all!
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1341. The feed started going in and out
when... when that guy got got.
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1342. But we should be covered
with the film camera.
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1343. Right, Holst?
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1344. The light.
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1345. The light, it's...
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1346. gonna be magic soon.
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1347. What you mean, Ant?
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1348. No, no.
Where you going?
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1349. It's gonna be all right, Angel.
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1350. We don't deserve the impossible.
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1351. Hey, guys.
Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit.
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1352. Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain. Over.
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1353. Hey, Holst.
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1354. Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
Talk to me.
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1355. What happened?
Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over.
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1356. This nigga.
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1357. Fuck.
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1358. This is crazy, right?
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1359. Come on, come on, come on.
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1360. Fuck.
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1361. No, man.
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1362. The fuck?
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1363. Holst.
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1364. Oh, shit.
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1365. Fuck!
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1366. Oh, God.
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1367. No.
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1368. Oh, shit.
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1369. Fuck.
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1370. What?
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1371. Fuck.
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1372. Okay.
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1373. Fuck!
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1374. Oh, shit!
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1375. Oh, no!
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1376. Don't look. Don't look.
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1377. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
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1378. Don't look. Don't look.
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1379. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.
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1380. Get the bike!
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1381. Get out of here!
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1382. Oh, my God.
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1383. You're dead! Dead!
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1384. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Look down.
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1385. Hey.
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1386. Come on.
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1387. No.
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1388. Oh, fuck.
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1389. Fuck. Fuck.
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1390. No!
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1391. Just leave, OJ.
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1392. Forget it! Come on!
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1393. Come on!
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1394. Come on!
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1395. It's gonna fuck you up.
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1396. It's gonna fuck you up.
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1397. Come on. Come on, come on!
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1398. What the...
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1399. Come on. Come on!
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1400. I'm gonna get you, you motherfucker.
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1401. I'm-a take you to Oprah.
I'm-a take you to Oprah.
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1402. Let's go to Oprah.
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1403. Yes!
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1404. Yes!
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1405. Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!
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1406. Nobody!
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1407. You hear me?
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1408. Cowboys and cowgirls,
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1409. it's time to ride off into the sunset.
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1410. That's right. Happy trails.
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1411. It's closing time.
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1412. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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1413. Come back again.
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1414. Until then, we wish you well.
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1415. Hasta la vista. Adios.
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1416. Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in.
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1417. We're ready.
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1418. We're set up, ready to go.
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1419. Folks, this is Wally Pachenko
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1420. reporting live from Agua Dulce
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1421. just outside of Jupiter's Claim,
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1422. where just seconds ago
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1423. an inexplicable occurrence,
just in the distance...
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1424. You can probably hear
the shock in my voice.
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1425. There are still some fragments,
floating in the air
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1426. where some unidentified object
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1427. just drifted off into space and exploded.
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1428. You can see some fragments
still falling from the sky.
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1429. we will have some amazing...
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