1. And of course I set it
to Icelandic timeCopy !req
2. because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.Copy !req
3. And you have no idea how to tell time.Copy !req
4. Great gift, Dad.Copy !req
5. Way to think things through.Copy !req
6. Somehow, you'd think that a man
who can send a rocket into spaceCopy !req
7. would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.Copy !req
8. Nope.Copy !req
9. You know, Gordy, all things considered,Copy !req
10. maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
11. Hey, Gordy. Surprise!Copy !req
12. Now, there's a gift.Copy !req
13. Here you go, Gordy.Copy !req
14. Happy birthday.Copy !req
15. Oh, beautiful, Haley.Copy !req
16. Good morning,
on what is sure to be a windy one.Copy !req
17. We have a high wind warningCopy !req
18. for the L.A. County
coast and valleysCopy !req
19. with some clouds
sure to come in around 10:00 a.m.Copy !req
20. And even though the
high gust warning willCopy !req
21. expire mid to late morning,
you'll still want to keep...Copy !req
22. The search for a
group of missing hikersCopy !req
23. is set to resume this morning
just outside Agua Dulce.Copy !req
24. The tour group went out
two days agoCopy !req
25. and on the
Pacific Crest TrailCopy !req
26. but didn't come back
as expected that night.Copy !req
27. Crews started searching
yesterday morning...Copy !req
28. And traffic
is already backed upCopy !req
29. due to an accident
on the southbound 101.Copy !req
30. It is 7:44 with Bo and Ives.Copy !req
31. Bang.Copy !req
32. Bang.Copy !req
33. Bang.Copy !req
34. Come on.Copy !req
35. Down, down.
Down, down, down.Copy !req
36. Bang! Yes, a good boy.Copy !req
37. Up. Up, up.Copy !req
38. Okay, up. Up, up.Copy !req
39. Got to keep our heads
up out the clouds on this one.Copy !req
40. I know.Copy !req
41. Now, we land this...Copy !req
42. Yeah. Like Six Guns.Copy !req
43. I mean, we really put on a show, well...Copy !req
44. you know they're gonna
bring us back for the sequel.Copy !req
45. Well, we sure as hell
ain't got to sell no more horses.Copy !req
46. So just execute.Copy !req
47. And we ain't got no more problems.Copy !req
48. You good?Copy !req
49. You good?Copy !req
50. Where your sister?Copy !req
51. What's that about?Copy !req
52. - She's supposed to be here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
53. Goddamn it.Copy !req
54. Thought I told you to fix the damn walker.Copy !req
55. You hear that?Copy !req
56. Pops.Copy !req
57. - Come on, come on. Pop.
- Firefly.Copy !req
58. - What else? What else?
- Ghost.Copy !req
59. Beethoven.Copy !req
60. - Commodore.
- Yeah.Copy !req
61. Virgil.Copy !req
62. You good. You good.
You good. You good.Copy !req
63. - You good, man. You good. You good.
- Ghost.Copy !req
64. Pops?Copy !req
65. - Lucky.
- Pops.Copy !req
66. - Pops. Pops!
- Commodore.Copy !req
67. OJ.Copy !req
68. - Hi, horsie.
- Hey. Don't look him in the eyes, please.Copy !req
69. Okay. You ready
to do the safety meeting?Copy !req
70. I'm gonna need like five...Copy !req
71. - My team's almost here.
- Your team's not here. Okay. Hold.Copy !req
72. Sorry, I got the horse guy
talking to me, too. What's up?Copy !req
73. - Safety meeting at the...
- Copy.Copy !req
74. Ladies and gentlemen,
Ms. Bonnie Clayton on set.Copy !req
75. Here she is, everybody.Copy !req
76. Take a look at all... of that.Copy !req
77. Fynn, this is OJ,
our horse trainer.Copy !req
78. You remember these guys
from Flash Point.Copy !req
79. Yeah. Hi.Copy !req
80. Your name is... OJ?Copy !req
81. Yeah, Otis Junior.Copy !req
82. Where's the o— the other guy?Copy !req
83. - The senior guy?
- Dude, he died.Copy !req
84. About six months ago.Copy !req
85. A bunch of random shit
fell out of a plane.Copy !req
86. So I guess we're stuck
with Junior over here.Copy !req
87. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
88. Okay.Copy !req
89. Fuck. Great.Copy !req
90. Ant, how we looking?Copy !req
91. Yeah, good, if we're selling
a horse's ass.Copy !req
92. That's...Copy !req
93. legendary cinematographer
Antlers Holst over here...Copy !req
94. Let's go ahead
and spin the horse.Copy !req
95. - But you had said “hold”, so...
- And now I'm saying “spin”. Let's go.Copy !req
96. Great. And while that's spinning,
can we get makeup?Copy !req
97. Get makeup for
Ms. Bonnie Clayton, please.Copy !req
98. Hold on.Copy !req
99. - Can you step away from the back?
- They told me to come here.Copy !req
100. Good call, OJ.Copy !req
101. Tell you what,
let's do a quick safety meeting. Guys,Copy !req
102. this is OJ, our horse trainer.Copy !req
103. Take it away.Copy !req
104. Kill the music, please.Copy !req
105. My name is OJ.Copy !req
106. I think my sister's
gonna be here in a minute.Copy !req
107. Little louder, please.
We cannot hear you in the back.Copy !req
108. I said, we are animal wranglersCopy !req
109. with Haywood Hollywood Horses. And...Copy !req
110. did you know the...Copy !req
111. - very first assem—
- Hey, yo!Copy !req
112. Excuse me. Sorry.Copy !req
113. I'm so sorry about that.
Let me do that. Sorry, brother.Copy !req
114. - Safety meeting.
- Yeah.Copy !req
115. Hello! How y'all doing?Copy !req
116. Sorry for the tardiness.Copy !req
117. My name is Emerald,
that's OJ,Copy !req
118. and we are your animal wranglers today
with Haywood Hollywood Horses.Copy !req
119. Now, did you know
that the very firstCopy !req
120. assembly of photographs in sequential order,
to create a motion picture,Copy !req
121. was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?Copy !req
122. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Look it up.Copy !req
123. Now, I know you guys know
Eadweard Muybridge,Copy !req
124. the grandfather of motion pictures
who took the pictures that created that clip,Copy !req
125. but does anybody know the name
of the Black jockey that rode the horse?Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. Nope? I mean, the very firstCopy !req
128. stuntman, animal wrangler and movie star
all rolled into one,Copy !req
129. and there is literally no record of him.Copy !req
130. That man was a Bahamian jockeyCopy !req
131. that went by the name
of Alistair E. Haywood.Copy !req
132. And he is my... great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
133. - Great.
- There's another “great” grandfather.Copy !req
134. That's why
back at the Haywood Ranch,Copy !req
135. as the only Black-owned
horse trainers in Hollywood,Copy !req
136. we like to say, “Since the moment
pictures could move,Copy !req
137. “we had skin in the game.”Copy !req
138. All right, let's get into some safety
precautions while we're on set, shall we?Copy !req
139. Number one, please refrain from making
any loud noises, sudden movements,Copy !req
140. and keep your cell phones off.
We'd really appreciate that. Two,Copy !req
141. if you see anything
that looks or feels unsafe,Copy !req
142. contact me, OJ,
or your second in chain of command.Copy !req
143. And three,Copy !req
144. let's have a great shoot!Copy !req
145. And I'm Emerald Haywood.
I direct, write, produce, act.Copy !req
146. Motorcycles, baby. Look, I make a mean
grilled cheese if you're looking for crafty.Copy !req
147. Just holler at me.Copy !req
148. Okay, that was great. That was a lot.Copy !req
149. Let's do a rehearsal.
Yeah? Rehearsal?Copy !req
150. Rehearsing, we should.
We should do one. Rehearsing.Copy !req
151. I think
he might need a break.Copy !req
152. Yeah, we'll rehearse one first,
and then break, yeah?Copy !req
153. - Well, I'm ready to do one.
- OJ, she's ready to do one.Copy !req
154. Tell the horse
we're ready to do one.Copy !req
155. VFX, can we get the ball in here
while we have a sec?Copy !req
156. - Em.
- VFX.Copy !req
157. And, OJ, you can step off.
Step out. Step off.Copy !req
158. - Yeah, yeah.
- Step out.Copy !req
159. Em?Copy !req
160. What's the horse's name?Copy !req
161. - Lucky.
- Lucky.Copy !req
162. - Is he?
- VFX!Copy !req
163. Yeah. Em?Copy !req
164. - OJ, let's step off.
- You calling me?Copy !req
165. - Hey, hey, hey!
- I'm trying to work.Copy !req
166. What'd I tell you
about that, man?Copy !req
167. Hey, hey!Copy !req
168. Medic.Copy !req
169. Are you okay?Copy !req
170. Look, maybe it's just too soon?
Yeah, it's not the gig. Not ready yet.Copy !req
171. Right?Copy !req
172. - We need it, man.
- No, I know.Copy !req
173. Your dad left an
enormous hole. I know that.Copy !req
174. But don't worry,
there'll be others.Copy !req
175. All right? I'm sorry.Copy !req
176. - And...
- Sorry.Copy !req
177. Just, you tell her sorry.Copy !req
178. Thank you for the opportunity.Copy !req
179. Come on, now.Copy !req
180. Oh, where's VFX?Copy !req
181. Oh, all right. You got it.Copy !req
182. Sorry, that was...Copy !req
183. So, where am I dropping you?Copy !req
184. I'm-a go up with you.Copy !req
185. I need to get some shit.Copy !req
186. My little girl said, you know,Copy !req
187. I could crash at her place, soCopy !req
188. - I'll be gone in the morning.
- So I'm gonna drive you back tomorrow?Copy !req
189. I can find a ride.Copy !req
190. But, I mean, like,Copy !req
191. can I get fun OJ
out this bitch?Copy !req
192. 'Cause this wack-ass OJ
is reallyCopy !req
193. making me feel like I'm not loved.Copy !req
194. Is that how you want
your little sister to feel?Copy !req
195. What happened to Gold Rush?Copy !req
196. Gold Rush went bankrupt.Copy !req
197. It's been this for three years.Copy !req
198. Damn.Copy !req
199. Howdy, folks.
Welcome to Jupiter's Claim.Copy !req
200. Step on up
for the wishing well.Copy !req
201. Get your Jupe Jangle.Copy !req
202. Go on, take a picture at the well.Copy !req
203. Cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
204. just a little heads-up.Copy !req
205. Join us Fridays at 5:30 p.m.
for the brand-spanking-newCopy !req
206. - Jupiter's Claim Star Lasso Experience.
- Come on over to the Sundae Saloon.Copy !req
207. Get your ice-cold sarsaparilla.Copy !req
208. Look at this.
I've never seen anything like it.Copy !req
209. - Oh, shi—
- Come on.Copy !req
210. I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry.Copy !req
211. - Photo bomb.
- You ruined it.Copy !req
212. - Yeah, my bad.
- Gold, I tell you. They got gold up in here.Copy !req
213. Lucky.Copy !req
214. Hang tight.Copy !req
215. I'll be back.Copy !req
216. Let's go.Copy !req
217. How many you sold?Copy !req
218. How many?Copy !req
219. Ten.Copy !req
220. - You sold ten of Pops' horses?
- I'm gonna get 'em back.Copy !req
221. - Can you stay out here?
- Why?Copy !req
222. I'm developing a business relationship,
and you're a liability right now.Copy !req
223. - How am I a liability?
- “How are you a lia—”Copy !req
224. Don't promote your fucking
side shit on the job.Copy !req
225. - Oh, my God.
- Actor, singer,Copy !req
226. dancer, seamstress, motorcycles.Copy !req
227. You want to promote something,
promote this business.Copy !req
228. No, OJ. No.Copy !req
229. First of all, that's not
my side shit. This is.Copy !req
230. And second of all, if anybody's a liability...Copy !req
231. - Fuck you.
- No, fuck you.Copy !req
232. Hi, there. It's Amber again from Jupe's Claim.Copy !req
233. It does look like we were able
to squeeze out a couple ofCopy !req
234. extra press passes for theCopy !req
235. upcoming friends and family preview.Copy !req
236. No apology necessary.Copy !req
237. This is in reference
to the biggest, bestest,Copy !req
238. brand-new live show
we have coming up here at the park,Copy !req
239. - which is sneaking up on us...
- Come in.Copy !req
240. If you'd like, I can
go ahead and put you down..Copy !req
241. OJ.Copy !req
242. - Thanks for coming up.
- How you doing? This is my sister Em.Copy !req
243. Hi, there.Copy !req
244. So...Copy !req
245. - who'd you bring me?
- Lucky.Copy !req
246. He's my second-best horse, you know...Copy !req
247. He lost focus.Copy !req
248. So...Copy !req
249. I mean, I did, too,
but I can't fire myself.Copy !req
250. That's good.Copy !req
251. Hold up. This you?Copy !req
252. You literally the Asian kid
from Kid Sheriff?Copy !req
253. - Em, Em, Em, Em...
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
254. Yeah, I was Lil' Jupe.Copy !req
255. Dude, you were literally my favorite.
You mind if I get a picture real quick?Copy !req
256. Hey, you mind if we talk?Copy !req
257. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
258. Please, browse away.Copy !req
259. Su casa es mi casa.Copy !req
260. Thank you. I sure will.Copy !req
261. So...Copy !req
262. Same deal, yeah?
Eleven-five?Copy !req
263. - Yeah. Thank you.
- That's 3D. Yeah.Copy !req
264. Whatever happened
to that Black boy?Copy !req
265. - He was good.
- Stop, stop.Copy !req
266. - He was good.
- I actually wanted toCopy !req
267. lay some groundwork...Copy !req
268. to a pathway of-of...
buying some of them back.Copy !req
269. All right?Copy !req
270. Yeah.Copy !req
271. Yeah. Totally.Copy !req
272. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
273. Actually,Copy !req
274. OJ, the offer I made your dad
is still on the table.Copy !req
275. - Let me...
- Yo, wait a minute.Copy !req
276. So,Copy !req
277. that...Copy !req
278. OJ, have I shown you this?Copy !req
279. This is in reference
to the Gordy's Home incident.Copy !req
280. Gordy's Home.Copy !req
281. - Yeah, yeah.
- So, Gordy's HomeCopy !req
282. is a short-lived but fabled sitcomCopy !req
283. I starred in in '96
after Kid Sheriff blew up.Copy !req
284. Yeah, my pops told me
about this show.Copy !req
285. The monkey went crazy
or some shit.Copy !req
286. You know,Copy !req
287. I usually charge a fee for this.Copy !req
288. Oh, damn.Copy !req
289. Ta-da.Copy !req
290. That's the first
exploding fist bump.Copy !req
291. What? Really?Copy !req
292. Y'all came up with that?Copy !req
293. So, as I was saying,
Gordy's HomeCopy !req
294. began airing
in the fall of '96...Copy !req
295. and it was an immediate hit.Copy !req
296. Ratings were huge.Copy !req
297. Pretty good reviews.Copy !req
298. Just really took off.Copy !req
299. Yeah.Copy !req
300. Then...Copy !req
301. one day...Copy !req
302. we were shooting an episode
in season two, entitled...Copy !req
303. “Gordy's Birthday.”Copy !req
304. And...Copy !req
305. boom.Copy !req
306. One of the chimps that plays Gordy just...Copy !req
307. just hit his limit.Copy !req
308. And it was six minutes and 13 seconds of havoc.Copy !req
309. Network tried to bury hit, but...Copy !req
310. it was a spectacle.Copy !req
311. People are just obsessed.Copy !req
312. You're kidding me.Copy !req
313. OJ, you said
you heard about that?Copy !req
314. That's why
they don't let you use chimps.Copy !req
315. That's part of the reason.Copy !req
316. There's a growing Gordy's Home
fan base out there now.Copy !req
317. This Dutch couple paid me 50K
to come in here and spend the night.Copy !req
318. I didn't ask.Copy !req
319. That's crazy.Copy !req
320. So, what happened really, man?Copy !req
321. You haven't seen
the Bad Gordy sketch on SNL?Copy !req
322. I mean, they pretty much
nailed it better than I could.Copy !req
323. No?Copy !req
324. Saturday Night Live?Copy !req
325. Darrell Hammond as Tom.Copy !req
326. Ana Gasteyer as Phyllis.Copy !req
327. Cheri Oteri as Mary Jo Elliot.Copy !req
328. Scott Wolf is the host.
He's me.Copy !req
329. But, of course,
the star of the sketchCopy !req
330. is Chris goddamn Kattan
as Gordy,Copy !req
331. and he is...Copy !req
332. undeniable, okay?Copy !req
333. Bit goes like this.Copy !req
334. Everyone's trying to celebrate
Gordy's birthday,Copy !req
335. but every time Gordy hears
something about the jungle...Copy !req
336. Gordy – Kattan – goes...Copy !req
337. off.Copy !req
338. And it's...Copy !req
339. it's Kattan.Copy !req
340. He's just crushing it.Copy !req
341. He is a force of nature.Copy !req
342. He is killing on that stage.Copy !req
343. Yeah.Copy !req
344. It's legendary.Copy !req
345. Legendary shit.Copy !req
346. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead,
look that one up on YouTube.Copy !req
347. Details, you know?Copy !req
348. Totally.Copy !req
349. I got some work I got to do.Copy !req
350. So we ain't gonna
chill tonight, nothing?Copy !req
351. - You want to work?
- Hell, no.Copy !req
352. So, what was the offer?Copy !req
353. - Jupe?
- Yeah.Copy !req
354. He offered to buy the ranch.Copy !req
355. Oh, really?Copy !req
356. That's interesting. How much?Copy !req
357. Why?Copy !req
358. 'Cause...Copy !req
359. I'm trying to see how big of a dumb-ass you are.Copy !req
360. Big dumb-ass, probably.Copy !req
361. So I guess you don't want to see
what's good with Dad liquor cabinet, then?Copy !req
362. I got that hobby weed, too,
actually.Copy !req
363. That's all you had to say, then.Copy !req
364. The hobby weed.Copy !req
365. That's all you had to say, just let me know.
You should've dropped that at the top.Copy !req
366. “I got the hobby weed.”
You know I'm ready.Copy !req
367. Okay, your reflexes
are still quick. Like, whoa.Copy !req
368. - I ain't mad at it.
- I'm watching.Copy !req
369. To the man.Copy !req
370. Drink.Copy !req
371. Oh, shit.Copy !req
372. Remember Jean Jacket?Copy !req
373. Yeah, good horse.Copy !req
374. Supposed to be my first horse, actually.Copy !req
375. I was just talking to my therapist
about this not too long ago.Copy !req
376. Therapist?Copy !req
377. Yes.Copy !req
378. I fuck one
on occasion sometimes.Copy !req
379. I was telling her that...Copy !req
380. for my ninth birthday,
I was supposed to get to train Jean Jacket.Copy !req
381. But then Pops got some Western, and...Copy !req
382. Jean Jacket
wasn't mine no more.Copy !req
383. Classic Otis Senior.Copy !req
384. I distinctly remember...Copy !req
385. standing right here at this window,
watching y'all train my horse.Copy !req
386. My horse.Copy !req
387. Pops never looked up at me.Copy !req
388. Whoa, now.Copy !req
389. Whoa, now. Whoa, now.Copy !req
390. OJ, come on.Copy !req
391. But you did, nigga.Copy !req
392. Remember?Copy !req
393. It was Scorpion King, actually.Copy !req
394. It wasn't a Western.Copy !req
395. That was the first job Pops took me on.Copy !req
396. Wasn't much fun.Copy !req
397. Ended up using camels anyways, so...Copy !req
398. The point is...Copy !req
399. Yeah, fuck the point.Copy !req
400. Yo, that man was
hardheaded as fuck.Copy !req
401. And so are you.Copy !req
402. That's it.Copy !req
403. But at the end of the day,
you got to—Copy !req
404. you got to admit, man,
Pops...Copy !req
405. Pops did something when he made this place.Copy !req
406. He changed the industry.Copy !req
407. That's real.Copy !req
408. I can't just let that go.Copy !req
409. Why is Ghost in the arena?Copy !req
410. What's good?Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. Hey, yo, Em. Em!Copy !req
413. Turn it down!Copy !req
414. All right!Copy !req
415. Hey!Copy !req
416. Where he going?Copy !req
417. What if I...Copy !req
418. What if I told you...Copy !req
419. you'll leave here... different?Copy !req
420. See, every FridayCopy !req
421. for the last six months...Copy !req
422. my family and ICopy !req
423. bore witnessCopy !req
424. to an absoluteCopy !req
425. spectacle.Copy !req
426. You see it? The power?Copy !req
427. Where's Ghost?Copy !req
428. - I don't know.
- Hold on.Copy !req
429. Boom. Power went out.Copy !req
430. - See?
- Rewind.Copy !req
431. Stop.Copy !req
432. Ghost talking about, “I ain't listening.
I'm not trained. I do whatever the fuck I want.”Copy !req
433. What?Copy !req
434. What'd you see?Copy !req
435. What's a bad miracle?Copy !req
436. They got a word for that?Copy !req
437. Nope.Copy !req
438. They said it was a prop plane or something
that killed Pops.Copy !req
439. That shit ain't never made sense to me.Copy !req
440. Then tonight, I heard Ghost make a sound
I ain't never heard a horse make.Copy !req
441. What did you see?Copy !req
442. It was big.Copy !req
443. - How big?
- Big.Copy !req
444. - What'd it look like?
- I don't know.Copy !req
445. It was fast.Copy !req
446. Too fast.Copy !req
447. Too quiet to be a plane.Copy !req
448. OJ.Copy !req
449. Are you saying what I think you're saying?Copy !req
450. I'm telling you, man,
we don't need a lot. We just need enoughCopy !req
451. to make our shit look different from what's
out there. You get what I'm saying? Like...Copy !req
452. You know I ain't trying
to run it up.Copy !req
453. I just was looking online,
and I seen a lot of shit.Copy !req
454. You know I'm broke, right?Copy !req
455. We'll use my money.Copy !req
456. Okay, shut up. Look.Copy !req
457. All right.Copy !req
458. There it is.
5 to a 100K.Copy !req
459. - Well, read it.
- You read it, dyslexic ass.Copy !req
460. The point is, a website like Cyber DominionCopy !req
461. will pay 5 to a 100K for
photographic evidence of UFOs and shit.Copy !req
462. A 100K?Copy !req
463. And that's just what I saw on the first go.Copy !req
464. Now that I'm thinking about it,
fuck Cyber Dominion.Copy !req
465. This shit right here is
a moment – our moment.Copy !req
466. We set it up,
release it the right way,Copy !req
467. man, I'm talking
rich and famous for life.Copy !req
468. How you doing? You look pretty.Copy !req
469. - She look like she got a big house.
- How?Copy !req
470. How what? How we put it out?
Well, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
471. We don't just go for
the quick cash-in, okay?Copy !req
472. We go to the most credible
platform to do the story.Copy !req
473. - What's that? Like Oprah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
474. Like Oprah, for example.
After that, everybody want in.Copy !req
475. Well, I'm saying there's plenty
of videos of flying shit online.Copy !req
476. I saw one the other day.
That wasn't on Oprah.Copy !req
477. Nigga, I didn't say Oprah.
You said Oprah. You love Oprah.Copy !req
478. Look, all I'm saying is
all that shit online is fake.Copy !req
479. Low quality. Ain't nobody
gonna get what we gonna get.Copy !req
480. - What we gonna get?
- The shot.Copy !req
481. What shot?Copy !req
482. The shot. The money shot.Copy !req
483. Undeniable, singular, the...Copy !req
484. the Oprah shot.Copy !req
485. The Oprah shot?Copy !req
486. Excuse me.Copy !req
487. Hi. I can help you over here.Copy !req
488. Hi.Copy !req
489. Thank you for shopping at Fry's.Copy !req
490. Did you guys find everything
you're looking for today?Copy !req
491. Yes... Angel.Copy !req
492. Great.Copy !req
493. - Actually, do you have a card with us?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
494. - Would you like one? Because it—
- No, thank you.Copy !req
495. Would you like one of our tech support
personnel to help you with the installation?Copy !req
496. No, no, no, no, no, thank you.Copy !req
497. Appreciate you.Copy !req
498. All right,
no help with the install.Copy !req
499. Suit yourself.Copy !req
500. Is it a hard install?Copy !req
501. Well, for me, no.Copy !req
502. You're not gonna be able to do it.Copy !req
503. What happened?
Did you guys get robbed?Copy !req
504. Yeah, you know.Copy !req
505. A lot of blackouts.Copy !req
506. Take the camera out
from time to time.Copy !req
507. All these new cameras,
they have backup battery power, so...Copy !req
508. you should be fine.Copy !req
509. But the outages affect the power
in the battery shit, too, like cell phones.Copy !req
510. Okay. All right. Cell phones,Copy !req
511. they don't just
drop in power. Right?Copy !req
512. I mean, maybe your Wi-Fi drops out
whenever your system dips.Copy !req
513. So...Copy !req
514. that's technology.Copy !req
515. Okay, or maybe
you're in a UFO hot spot.Copy !req
516. No one believes in that.Copy !req
517. What's up?Copy !req
518. Damn.Copy !req
519. Did not realize you guys were this far out.Copy !req
520. I don't mind, though.Copy !req
521. Smell of horse shit and fresh air.Copy !req
522. Right?Copy !req
523. - Look at me, man.
- Fuck.Copy !req
524. - Don't do that. Don't yell.
- Sorry, man.Copy !req
525. Sorry if I was, like,
a little shut down this morning.Copy !req
526. Just got out of
a four-year relationship.Copy !req
527. - You were fine.
- I know it's gonna sound fucking cliché,Copy !req
528. all right, but I thought
that she was the one, you know?Copy !req
529. - Is this gonna take longer than an hour?
- This?Copy !req
530. Oh, shit, yeah.Copy !req
531. - I'm-a go ahead and pop out.
- Where you going?Copy !req
532. I got to go to the store and get something.
Don't worry about it. You need anything?Copy !req
533. Yo.Copy !req
534. Her name was Rebecca Diaz.Copy !req
535. Yep, keep an eye out for her.Copy !req
536. She's an actress, model, you know?Copy !req
537. She booked a pilot on The CW, so...Copy !req
538. Yeah, fucking left me.Copy !req
539. Yeah, fucking CW.Copy !req
540. - So, thing about this camera—
- Actually, can it swivel up?Copy !req
541. Yeah.Copy !req
542. - Boom.
- Little more?Copy !req
543. More. Okay.Copy !req
544. Yeah.Copy !req
545. Yeah.Copy !req
546. Do you know they don't call 'em UFOs anymore?Copy !req
547. It's fucking UAPs now.Copy !req
548. Why they got to change the name?Copy !req
549. Yeah.Copy !req
550. Exactly.Copy !req
551. No, fuck it. I'll tell you why they
changed the name,Copy !req
552. all right? It's 'cause
they want to keep us in the dark.Copy !req
553. Remember when they declassified all
that UFO footage a couple years ago?Copy !req
554. Yeah. Well, people started
paying attention.Copy !req
555. So they changed the name
to UAPs.Copy !req
556. And no one knows
what the fuck a UAP is,Copy !req
557. - so everyone lost interest.
- I saw that Navy clip.Copy !req
558. Couldn't really see 'em, though.
Could've been better.Copy !req
559. It's shitty footageCopy !req
560. of exact proof that there's an
alien civilization out there in the universe.Copy !req
561. So, who's that?Copy !req
562. Come on, man.
The little guys with the big eyes.Copy !req
563. Yeah. There's lots of theories.
Either they'reCopy !req
564. intergalactic travelers
looking for peace,Copy !req
565. or futuristic humansCopy !req
566. coming back in time
to stop us from destroying the planet,Copy !req
567. or they're fucking world killers.Copy !req
568. Planetary destroyers.Copy !req
569. And that means that they've
been fucking watching usCopy !req
570. and studying us, waiting for
the perfect time to beam us upCopy !req
571. and shove metal probes
up our fucking asses.Copy !req
572. Cool.Copy !req
573. Anyway,Copy !req
574. Ancient Aliens, History Channel.
Watch that shit.Copy !req
575. Hey!Copy !req
576. Hey!Copy !req
577. Come on! Help a nigga out!Copy !req
578. Hey.Copy !req
579. Know where I could find me
a couple of big, strong fellas?Copy !req
580. You good?Copy !req
581. I'm good.Copy !req
582. - What?
- What's that?Copy !req
583. Oh, this? You know, justCopy !req
584. training horses we ordered
that I picked up.Copy !req
585. - Where'd you get it from?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
586. Now, come on, help me out.Copy !req
587. Got you.Copy !req
588. Okay, so what is that?Copy !req
589. - Is it like bait?
- I told you.Copy !req
590. - It is a decoy for horse training.
- Okay.Copy !req
591. Shit.Copy !req
592. - Shit. See?
- OJ.Copy !req
593. We good.
I mean, he don't know shit.Copy !req
594. Oh, no.
You guys are doing something shady.Copy !req
595. Hey, there!Copy !req
596. Hey!Copy !req
597. You can stay right there, though!Copy !req
598. Sure!Copy !req
599. What's up?Copy !req
600. We're setting up a decoy!Copy !req
601. For horse training!Copy !req
602. Oh, good!Copy !req
603. You know, we got some of those!Copy !req
604. - Where'd you get—
- Where'd you get yours?Copy !req
605. Yeah—Copy !req
606. I'm not really sure!Copy !req
607. My wife would know!Copy !req
608. Okay!Copy !req
609. - Thanks for stopping by!
- Why the— You don't live here.Copy !req
610. - Sorry. Trying to help.
- Sure thing!Copy !req
611. Hey. I wanted to invite you to ourCopy !req
612. new family live show!Copy !req
613. Friday! At 5:00 p.m.!Copy !req
614. Okay!Copy !req
615. Thumbs u— thumbs up.Copy !req
616. - Should I do it?
- Yeah, do it.Copy !req
617. Thumbs up!Copy !req
618. And so,
the router's in the shed.Copy !req
619. I set it up so if the power
goes down on camera A,Copy !req
620. camera B's pointed at the sky to catch...
whatever might have taken it out.Copy !req
621. And vice versa, so...Copy !req
622. Thank you.Copy !req
623. I mean, you're really not gonna
tell me what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
624. You'll know soon enough.Copy !req
625. Cool, cryptic.Copy !req
626. Fucking dicks.Copy !req
627. I can monitor the feeds remotely myself,
if you want. Free of charge.Copy !req
628. - Hell no.
- No.Copy !req
629. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
630. One more thing.Copy !req
631. You'll be getting a call
from my supervisorCopy !req
632. - asking how my service was.
- Five stars, Angel. Five stars.Copy !req
633. Thank you.Copy !req
634. So, what now?Copy !req
635. - I don't know. What you want to do?
- Whatever you want to do.Copy !req
636. Well, I got some work I got to do.
I'm gonna go out...Copy !req
637. That's a good one.Copy !req
638. I'm talking today
to women who sayCopy !req
639. they have been abducted
by aliens from another planet.Copy !req
640. May I briefly say, I don't know for a fact
that they're from another planet.Copy !req
641. Well, you know you weren't
in Kansas anymore, Toto.Copy !req
642. And I wasn't
wearing red shoesCopy !req
643. - that I could click together, either.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
644. Nope. Nope, I'm out.Copy !req
645. I'm going. Fuck this shit.Copy !req
646. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
647. - Oh, shit!
- Fuck off.Copy !req
648. Give us back our property.Copy !req
649. - Don't mess with Jupiter's Claim!
- Come on.Copy !req
650. What happened?Copy !req
651. The Park kids.Copy !req
652. Jupe's sons.Copy !req
653. And they let
Clover out, man.Copy !req
654. What?
They trying to prank Haywood?Copy !req
655. - It's on!
- Hey. You stole their horse.Copy !req
656. Yeah.Copy !req
657. - Hey.
- Shit.Copy !req
658. What's up, Nessie?Copy !req
659. Not much. Just stocking shit.
You know, pretty much regular.Copy !req
660. Oh, shit!Copy !req
661. I need to take my ass to bed.Copy !req
662. - Who this?
- Yo, it's Angel from Fry's.Copy !req
663. Just calling to tell you that
there is a bug on camera A.Copy !req
664. I know. Wait, I thought
I told you not to watch our shit.Copy !req
665. Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
666. - Camera B is down.
- What?Copy !req
667. Camera B is down.Copy !req
668. Like Ancient-fucking-Aliens down.Copy !req
669. - Hey!
- Hey. Hi.Copy !req
670. Emerald, can you please
get the bug off the thing?Copy !req
671. Get the bug off the fucking thing!Copy !req
672. Shit.Copy !req
673. What do you see?
Do you see, like, lightsCopy !req
674. or anything?
Like, a fucking saucer?Copy !req
675. It's in the cloud.Copy !req
676. It's in the cloud. OJ!Copy !req
677. It's in the cloud!Copy !req
678. Yeah, nah, nah, nah.Copy !req
679. Run, OJ! Run!Copy !req
680. Shit.Copy !req
681. Hello?Copy !req
682. What happened to OJ?Copy !req
683. It's fine.Copy !req
684. Come on.Copy !req
685. Okay, it's still on.Copy !req
686. The camera, it's still on.Copy !req
687. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
688. Okay, you fucking praying mantis.Copy !req
689. All right, bitch.
You like Sour Patch Kids?Copy !req
690. A'ight, man.Copy !req
691. Where your shit? Let's go.Copy !req
692. - Haven't seen one of those in a minute.
- Fucking praying mantis.Copy !req
693. That motherfucker better pray I don't
ever see him, 'cause if I do, I'm-a eat him.Copy !req
694. - Let's go.
- Where?Copy !req
695. Man, I don't know.Copy !req
696. I got me a little situation in Atwater
texting me back right now.Copy !req
697. - It's not coming again tonight.
- I don't care.Copy !req
698. No. No.Copy !req
699. No.Copy !req
700. Bro,Copy !req
701. I ain't never seen no shit like this.Copy !req
702. It ain't worth it.Copy !req
703. No, nope. It's too much.Copy !req
704. You should go, then.Copy !req
705. I got to get up early anyway.Copy !req
706. I got mouths to feed.Copy !req
707. Shit.Copy !req
708. Shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
709. You hear that?Copy !req
710. Ghost out there.Copy !req
711. Acting all territorial.Copy !req
712. I guess some animals
ain't fit to be trained.Copy !req
713. - Hello?
- Hi.Copy !req
714. Is this... Antlers Holst?Copy !req
715. Who's this?Copy !req
716. Hey, yeah. I'm Emerald Haywood.Copy !req
717. We met a couple days ago at the commercial.Copy !req
718. Oh, yeah, horse girl. Sure.Copy !req
719. I remember you and your brother.Copy !req
720. Yeah, horse boy.Copy !req
721. He's here, too.Copy !req
722. - The descendants of the jockey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
723. Guess I'm talking to
motion picture royalty, then.Copy !req
724. How'd you get the number?Copy !req
725. I got it from the call sheet.Copy !req
726. So, we have a project, andCopy !req
727. you know, what if I told you
it was the offer of a lifetime?Copy !req
728. Yeah, hopefully not my lifetime.Copy !req
729. That's a good one.
I'm-a be real with you.Copy !req
730. We don't have a lot of money
to pay you up front.Copy !req
731. You know, not like
you're used to, but...Copy !req
732. Yeah. I tend to do one for them
so I can do one for me,Copy !req
733. so, what is it?Copy !req
734. - Reality.
- Oh, no. Reality.Copy !req
735. Documentary.Copy !req
736. Doc— Documentary.Copy !req
737. Oh, that's better.Copy !req
738. So, again, what's it about?Copy !req
739. It's about the shit
dreams is made of, baby.Copy !req
740. Listen, horse girl.Copy !req
741. I got a...Copy !req
742. pretty damn superb lemon tart in the oven
I'm about to serveCopy !req
743. to ten of my closest friends, so...Copy !req
744. - Stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, hold on one second.Copy !req
745. - What?
- He's not here for that.Copy !req
746. - Look, no. This is what I do.
- Don't be cute. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
747. - I don't go to your job and knock a horse's...
- Say it!Copy !req
748. dick out your damn hand.Copy !req
749. - Hello?
- Yeah.Copy !req
750. Yeah, my bad.
We good, man.Copy !req
751. According to American Cinema magazine,Copy !req
752. you make the cinematically impossible...Copy !req
753. possible.Copy !req
754. Well,Copy !req
755. we looking for the impossible shot.Copy !req
756. That's impossible.Copy !req
757. Antlers.Copy !req
758. There's something out here
in Agua Dulce,Copy !req
759. and you're probably the only person
in the world that can get it on film.Copy !req
760. That's it.Copy !req
761. Horse girl,Copy !req
762. this dream you're chasing.Copy !req
763. The one where you end up
at the top of the mountain,Copy !req
764. all eyes on you...Copy !req
765. It's the dream you never wake up from.Copy !req
766. I don't like him.Copy !req
767. Holy shit. It's real.Copy !req
768. I don't know what you're doing here, but...Copy !req
769. it was illegal for you to...Copy !req
770. spy on us like that.Copy !req
771. Wait, you—Copy !req
772. You don't know?Copy !req
773. Okay, tell me when you see it.Copy !req
774. There.Copy !req
775. - Doesn't move.
- Exactly.Copy !req
776. Well, look at that.Copy !req
777. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.Copy !req
778. I went back
and scrubbed through the footage,Copy !req
779. and that cloud
has been right thereCopy !req
780. at least since
I set the cameras up.Copy !req
781. Yeah, now you mention it,Copy !req
782. I've probably been looking at the same
damn cloud every day for the last six months.Copy !req
783. Shit.Copy !req
784. So, I mean,
that's them in there.Copy !req
785. And we've been recording it,
so we got it.Copy !req
786. Right?Copy !req
787. Yeah.Copy !req
788. Why you saying “yeah” like that?Copy !req
789. I mean, we have proof of aliens
on video. I...Copy !req
790. Yeah, I wouldn't call it proof.Copy !req
791. Are you serious?Copy !req
792. Look, I've seen crazy weather phenomenons
online before. That's all I'm saying.Copy !req
793. He's right.Copy !req
794. It's good, but it ain't it. Ain't Oprah.Copy !req
795. Ain't Oprah.Copy !req
796. Okay.Copy !req
797. Are you guys telling meCopy !req
798. that there's an alien spaceship...Copy !req
799. in that fucking cloud right there?Copy !req
800. It doesn't move like a ship.Copy !req
801. What you mean, OJ?Copy !req
802. What if it's not a ship?Copy !req
803. All right, Gordy, we're almost ready, buddy.Copy !req
804. Here we go, buddy. Come on.Copy !req
805. - He's ready.
- Set.Copy !req
806. Here we go.Copy !req
807. And... action.Copy !req
808. And, of course,
I set it to Icelandic timeCopy !req
809. because we share a love
of the aurora borealis, Gordy.Copy !req
810. And you have no idea how to tell time.Copy !req
811. Great gift, Dad.Copy !req
812. Way to think things through.Copy !req
813. Somehow, you'd think
that a man who can send a rocket into spaceCopy !req
814. would be able to manage
a halfway decent birthday present.Copy !req
815. Nope.Copy !req
816. You know, Gordy, all things considered,Copy !req
817. maybe my gift isn't so bad after all.Copy !req
818. Hey, Gordy.Copy !req
819. Surprise!Copy !req
820. Now, that is a gift.Copy !req
821. Oh. Sorry. My—Copy !req
822. That's all right.
Pick it up from there.Copy !req
823. Wait a minute.Copy !req
824. What happened to
we both failed at finding good presents?Copy !req
825. Here you go, Gordy. Happy birthday.Copy !req
826. Oh, beautiful, Hayley.Copy !req
827. Whoa, hey, hey, hey. No.Copy !req
828. - No, no! Down! Down! Gordy!
- Down!Copy !req
829. - No. Stop!
- Stop that!Copy !req
830. Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
831. No, no, no, no, no.
No, Gordy, no! No!Copy !req
832. Down! Down! You sit! Down.Copy !req
833. No, no, no.Copy !req
834. No, no, no!Copy !req
835. No, Gordy!Copy !req
836. Stop!Copy !req
837. No! No!Copy !req
838. Seven just on scene— Oh, my God.Copy !req
839. Feeling good?Copy !req
840. Yeah.Copy !req
841. Feeling good.Copy !req
842. Good.Copy !req
843. There we go.Copy !req
844. Run it.Copy !req
845. Run it one more time, babe.Copy !req
846. Okay.Copy !req
847. “What if I told you... ”Copy !req
848. Yo.Copy !req
849. It's— Storm's coming.Copy !req
850. Just tarping up, just to be safe.Copy !req
851. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
852. I'm-a get Lucky.Copy !req
853. Now, we're not gonna let a fewCopy !req
854. clouds kill our fun today, are we, folks?Copy !req
855. So, without further ado,Copy !req
856. welcome to the Jupiter's Claim
Star Lasso Experience!Copy !req
857. How's everyone feeling today?Copy !req
858. All right.Copy !req
859. It's quite a doozy today.Copy !req
860. I want to thank you guys
for coming out here.Copy !req
861. But first,Copy !req
862. how about another round of applause
for my Amber?Copy !req
863. I'll tell you, that woman is a saintCopy !req
864. for putting up with all my craziness.Copy !req
865. And to the knuckleheads up there.
The staff. Shout-out.Copy !req
866. All right, all right. That's enough.Copy !req
867. I also want to give a special thanks toCopy !req
868. an old costar of mine – and my first crush –Copy !req
869. Mary Jo Elliott, everyone!Copy !req
870. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
871. All right.Copy !req
872. You ready?Copy !req
873. Oh, come on. That ain't nothing.
Are you ready?Copy !req
874. Here we go.Copy !req
875. You're chosen.Copy !req
876. What if I told you...Copy !req
877. that in about an hour...Copy !req
878. you'll leave here...Copy !req
879. different?Copy !req
880. See,Copy !req
881. every FridayCopy !req
882. for the last six months,Copy !req
883. my family and I have bore witnessCopy !req
884. to an absolute...Copy !req
885. spectacle.Copy !req
886. One that you'll be seeing here today.Copy !req
887. So let me take you back
to that first night.Copy !req
888. Right here in this exact spot,Copy !req
889. I'd come over to
wrangle a chestnut horseCopy !req
890. named Trigger.Copy !req
891. Now,Copy !req
892. I could barely see my hand
in front of my face for the fog,Copy !req
893. but I swearCopy !req
894. on my wifeCopy !req
895. and children's livesCopy !req
896. that at 6:13 p.m.,Copy !req
897. I see...Copy !req
898. a flying saucerCopy !req
899. descend through the mist.Copy !req
900. Old Trigger took off straight into the gulch.Copy !req
901. And, well...Copy !req
902. it's like he was going home.Copy !req
903. Now, just to be clear,Copy !req
904. what we sawCopy !req
905. was a flying saucer. No doubt about that.Copy !req
906. Slightly flatter
in the front,Copy !req
907. with a circular hole in the bottom
about two school bus lengths wide.Copy !req
908. Ladies and gentlemen, I kid you not.Copy !req
909. We are being surveilledCopy !req
910. by an alien speciesCopy !req
911. I call “the Viewers”.Copy !req
912. And though they have yet
to emerge from their ship,Copy !req
913. I believe they trust me.Copy !req
914. If they didn't,Copy !req
915. I don't think any of us
would be here right now.Copy !req
916. So, as I said,Copy !req
917. in just under an hour,Copy !req
918. Star Lasso Experience...Copy !req
919. is gonna change you.Copy !req
920. But first, my boys are gonna come out and do a
little number for us. Would that be all right?Copy !req
921. Hustle. Go, go, go.Copy !req
922. All right.
My little satellites: Colton, Phoenix, Max.Copy !req
923. Remember those names, folks.Copy !req
924. All right, here we go!Copy !req
925. What is that?Copy !req
926. Do you guys see that?Copy !req
927. Stay in your seats.Copy !req
928. This is new.Copy !req
929. They're early.Copy !req
930. - They're giving us a real show today.
- That they are.Copy !req
931. - They're giving us a real show today.
- Yeah.Copy !req
932. They're ready, we're ready.Copy !req
933. Welcome to the Star Lasso Experience,Copy !req
934. only at Jupiter's Claim.Copy !req
935. - Please remember to avoid...
- Come on.Copy !req
936. using your cell phones
or anyCopy !req
937. - flash photography during the event.
- Cell phones off, y'all.Copy !req
938. - Come on!
- Bear with us now.Copy !req
939. Trained animals
can be unpredictable.Copy !req
940. Now sit back,Copy !req
941. stay in your seatsCopy !req
942. and enjoy the Star Lasso Experien—Copy !req
943. Well, cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
944. it's time to ride off into the sunset.Copy !req
945. That's right. Happy trails.Copy !req
946. It's closing time.Copy !req
947. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
948. Come back again.Copy !req
949. And until then, we wish you well.Copy !req
950. Hasta la vista.Copy !req
951. Adios.Copy !req
952. Well, cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
953. it's time to ride off into the sunset.Copy !req
954. That's right. Happy trails.Copy !req
955. It's closing time.Copy !req
956. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
957. Come back again.
And until then...Copy !req
958. Lucky.Copy !req
959. Lucky.Copy !req
960. Lucky, come on, come on. Come on!Copy !req
961. Come on, come on. Lucky.Copy !req
962. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
963. Yo.Copy !req
964. It's done.Copy !req
965. All right, I'll be over in the morning to tear
that shit off. Or you can do it yourselves.Copy !req
966. - It's all the same.
- No, no. I like when you do it.Copy !req
967. Of course you do. All right.Copy !req
968. - See you tomorrow.
- See you.Copy !req
969. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.Copy !req
970. Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.Copy !req
971. Did you know
that the very first assembly of photographsCopy !req
972. in sequential order,
to make a motion picture,Copy !req
973. was a two-second clip
of a Black man on a horse?Copy !req
974. That man was a Bahamian jockey
known as Alistair E. Haywood,Copy !req
975. and he was
my great-great-grandfather.Copy !req
976. - Hey.
- Em.Copy !req
977. I was right.Copy !req
978. It's not a ship.Copy !req
979. What happened?Copy !req
980. What the fuck?Copy !req
981. Shit.Copy !req
982. It ate them, Em.Copy !req
983. It ate them all.Copy !req
984. It's alive, Em.Copy !req
985. It's an animal.Copy !req
986. It's territorial,Copy !req
987. and it thinks that this is its home.Copy !req
988. Em!Copy !req
989. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
990. Oh, shit.Copy !req
991. Ooh, yes.Copy !req
992. Hey, hey. We're in trouble.Copy !req
993. Okay?Copy !req
994. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
995. Shit.Copy !req
996. What?Copy !req
997. What the fuck?Copy !req
998. What the fuck?Copy !req
999. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
1000. Who the hell is that?Copy !req
1001. Em!Copy !req
1002. - Who the hell is that?
- Fuck.Copy !req
1003. It's above us.Copy !req
1004. Ah, shit!Copy !req
1005. Shit.Copy !req
1006. Oh, shit! What the fuck?Copy !req
1007. Oh, God.Copy !req
1008. Something very bad is happening.Copy !req
1009. Fuck!Copy !req
1010. Yeah, we're fucked.Copy !req
1011. Nope.Copy !req
1012. - Em. OJ's coming.
- Let's go.Copy !req
1013. Got to get out this house.
I got to get out this house.Copy !req
1014. - No, stop. Can't we just wait, right?
- You can.Copy !req
1015. - No, I'm not gonna be here alone. No.
- I've got to get out this fucking house!Copy !req
1016. We're alive still
because we stayed here.Copy !req
1017. Go!Copy !req
1018. - Come on.
- Go!Copy !req
1019. Come on.Copy !req
1020. Come on, come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1021. Go.Copy !req
1022. Yeah, she... she gonna make it.Copy !req
1023. - OJ.
- She gonna make it.Copy !req
1024. - Oh, hey, horsie.
- Hey, don't look him in the eyes, please.Copy !req
1025. VFX!Copy !req
1026. Focus here. Focus here.Copy !req
1027. Come on.Copy !req
1028. Go!Copy !req
1029. Welcome to my tavern.Copy !req
1030. I don't know if you've heard,
but a terrible beast is about.Copy !req
1031. It's been harassing villagers,Copy !req
1032. ruining crops
and eating their livestock.Copy !req
1033. Many a glory-seeking hunterCopy !req
1034. has attempted to defeat it,Copy !req
1035. and just as many have perished.Copy !req
1036. While you're here... While you're here...Copy !req
1037. While you're here, please look around.Copy !req
1038. I'm here in Agua Dulce, California,Copy !req
1039. and the whereabouts of
those 40 guests andCopy !req
1040. employees of a local Western theme park
are still unknown.Copy !req
1041. The sheriff's office
has had its hands fullCopy !req
1042. trying to identify
the unaccounted for.Copy !req
1043. Until they do, only one thing is certain.Copy !req
1044. There is something strange
happening out here in Agua Dulce.Copy !req
1045. Security cameras
were off at the time.Copy !req
1046. Other than that,
we have no reason to suspect foul play.Copy !req
1047. We did have a considerable amount
of rain come through here,Copy !req
1048. we don't want to rule out flash flooding
as possibly having played a part.Copy !req
1049. We're obviously...Copy !req
1050. You never go wrong with a fried fish sandwich.Copy !req
1051. Tartar got tang.Copy !req
1052. Stupid.Copy !req
1053. “Tartar got tang”?Copy !req
1054. Right?Copy !req
1055. I don't think it eats you
if you don't look it in the eye.Copy !req
1056. Hey, hey!Copy !req
1057. RTR, bro.Copy !req
1058. You know?Copy !req
1059. Like, read the room.Copy !req
1060. Nobody want to talk about that.Copy !req
1061. - Let's go!
- Okay, okay, okay. Enough.Copy !req
1062. All right, all right.Copy !req
1063. Hey, you lucky!Copy !req
1064. Every animal got rules.Copy !req
1065. All right? We know what it wants,Copy !req
1066. and we know how it comes, so...Copy !req
1067. Fuck.Copy !req
1068. We don't really know shit.Copy !req
1069. OJ, what's this about, man?Copy !req
1070. What's this about?
You want me to— You want me to say,Copy !req
1071. “I'm sorry”?Copy !req
1072. “I was wrong”?
“It's dumb”?Copy !req
1073. It wasn't dumb.Copy !req
1074. - Own the moment.
- Stop.Copy !req
1075. - It was good. It was good.
- Stop this shit.Copy !req
1076. But the moment about to pass.Copy !req
1077. And we don't own shit.Copy !req
1078. Okay. Well, I assume
y'all are crashing at mine.Copy !req
1079. Right, 'cause you can.Copy !req
1080. 'Cause I'm not going back to the fuckingCopy !req
1081. monster umbrella.Copy !req
1082. Got to feed 'em.Copy !req
1083. Let Lucky out.Copy !req
1084. There's shit to do.Copy !req
1085. Always.Copy !req
1086. Always some shit to do.Copy !req
1087. There's a wheelchair on your roof.Copy !req
1088. Hi.Copy !req
1089. That cloud ain't moved a goddamn inch.Copy !req
1090. So you're not completely full of shit.Copy !req
1091. - Thank you.
- Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
1092. The concept of extraterrestrial animals
in the sky...Copy !req
1093. is not a new thing. You know, people been
trying to get pictures of these things since,Copy !req
1094. - like, the '50s. You know, it's an ancient—
- How do we see it?Copy !req
1095. It's gonna get hungry again.Copy !req
1096. So, you know,Copy !req
1097. just ring the dinner bell.Copy !req
1098. Now, we know what it doesn't like.Copy !req
1099. That little fake horse and flags
messed it up good.Copy !req
1100. Got stuck in its windpipe or something.Copy !req
1101. I bet it ain't gonna fuck with
flags like that in a minute.Copy !req
1102. Yeah.Copy !req
1103. We pissed him off.Copy !req
1104. We're not the reason it settled down here.Copy !req
1105. That was Jupe.Copy !req
1106. He got caught up
trying to tame a predator.Copy !req
1107. You can't do that.Copy !req
1108. You got to enter
an agreement with one.Copy !req
1109. Yeah.Copy !req
1110. Ask Siegfried and Roy.Copy !req
1111. Okay.Copy !req
1112. Asking asCopy !req
1113. someone who was in the house
when the shit went down...Copy !req
1114. How exactly do you
“enter an agreement” with a fucking...Copy !req
1115. a UFO, alien entity,Copy !req
1116. - or whatever the hell you want to call it?
- Jean Jacket.Copy !req
1117. Call him Jean Jacket.Copy !req
1118. So, how about this?
How about we...Copy !req
1119. send ol' Jean Jacket
some fresh horses in golden hourCopy !req
1120. and see what happens?Copy !req
1121. Horse people.Copy !req
1122. - Why not just set them free?
- We're not doing that.Copy !req
1123. Okay.Copy !req
1124. Who is gonna goCopy !req
1125. down there...Copy !req
1126. and get the star out of his trailer?Copy !req
1127. Me.Copy !req
1128. I'll get him out.Copy !req
1129. Where you want it?Copy !req
1130. You draw him out there.Copy !req
1131. I'm here.Copy !req
1132. On this ridge.Copy !req
1133. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1134. Made her myself.Copy !req
1135. No electricity.Copy !req
1136. Didn't I tell you this motherfucker was gonna
come up here with a non-electrical camera?Copy !req
1137. Let's go, boy!Copy !req
1138. Yeah!Copy !req
1139. I've been up under it
a couple times now.Copy !req
1140. I get him.Copy !req
1141. It's an animal.Copy !req
1142. You don't turn your back
on a bear.Copy !req
1143. You don't wear red around a bull.
It's like that.Copy !req
1144. You don't look at it...
unless you want its attention.Copy !req
1145. Good night, Mr. Storeman.Copy !req
1146. Fuck it. I call top hat.Copy !req
1147. And we ain't got
a lot of time.Copy !req
1148. One day.Copy !req
1149. Two days, tops.Copy !req
1150. 'Cause the word is getting out,Copy !req
1151. and when it does...Copy !req
1152. Sorry, dead people.Copy !req
1153. Park's closed.Copy !req
1154. you know people gonna come
and do what they always do:Copy !req
1155. try and take it all
for themselves.Copy !req
1156. Fine.Copy !req
1157. Thimble.Copy !req
1158. That's the one I wanted anyway.Copy !req
1159. Well, let 'em come.Copy !req
1160. It ain't gonna matter.Copy !req
1161. 'Cause what we about to do...Copy !req
1162. they can't erase that.Copy !req
1163. He's big,Copy !req
1164. he's bad,Copy !req
1165. and he's got a lot of spirit.Copy !req
1166. But anything with a spirit can get broke.Copy !req
1167. So you break it.Copy !req
1168. I'll get the shot.Copy !req
1169. Hey...Copy !req
1170. What we're doing's important. Right? Like...Copy !req
1171. what we document,Copy !req
1172. it's...Copy !req
1173. it's gonna do some good?Copy !req
1174. I mean,Copy !req
1175. besides the money...Copy !req
1176. and fucking fame,Copy !req
1177. like, we can save some lives.Copy !req
1178. Fuck, we can even save Earth.Copy !req
1179. Right?Copy !req
1180. Yeah.Copy !req
1181. Well, it came down to EarthCopy !req
1182. And it hid in a treeCopy !req
1183. I said,
“Mr. Purple People EaterCopy !req
1184. “Don't eat me”Copy !req
1185. Well, he looked at me
and in a voice so gruffCopy !req
1186. He said,
“I wouldn't eat youCopy !req
1187. “ 'Cause you're too tough”Copy !req
1188. He was a one-eyed, one-hornedCopy !req
1189. Flyin' purple people eaterCopy !req
1190. One-eyed, one-hornedCopy !req
1191. Flyin' purple people eaterCopy !req
1192. One-eyed, one-hornedCopy !req
1193. Flyin' purple people eaterCopy !req
1194. Sure looks strange to me.Copy !req
1195. He ain't gonna fuck with you.Copy !req
1196. Time to wake up the family.Copy !req
1197. Here we go.Copy !req
1198. Come out, come out, wherever you are.Copy !req
1199. How exquisitely stupid is that?Copy !req
1200. We gonna get you today, motherfucker.Copy !req
1201. Where is the feed
for Holst's camera?Copy !req
1202. Over.Copy !req
1203. Couldn't figure it out. Over.Copy !req
1204. What you mean,
you couldn't figure it out? Over.Copy !req
1205. Holst is shooting
on a film camera,Copy !req
1206. and all of our cameras
are digital, so it's a whole thing.Copy !req
1207. Over.Copy !req
1208. Basically, you forgot about it. Over.Copy !req
1209. Yeah, well,
I had my hands fullCopy !req
1210. rigging 50 fucking sky dancers
to dead people's car batteriesCopy !req
1211. all connected to one control panel.
So, yeah, fucking over.Copy !req
1212. Sorry. I'm scared.Copy !req
1213. Man down.Copy !req
1214. Man down? What? Where?Copy !req
1215. Last dancer, deep in the gulch.Copy !req
1216. Stay on it, Em. I'm staying up.Copy !req
1217. Motherfucker.Copy !req
1218. Oh, wait, wait.Copy !req
1219. Oh, it's back up.Copy !req
1220. Could be a faulty battery.Copy !req
1221. All right. Shot's up, then.Copy !req
1222. Nah, he's poking.Copy !req
1223. Who's this asshole?Copy !req
1224. Man in black
on a white motorcycle.Copy !req
1225. No, no, no, no.
Shit.Copy !req
1226. Can I help you?Copy !req
1227. You see that cloud?Copy !req
1228. Hey, man, who you with?Copy !req
1229. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1230. Who are you?Copy !req
1231. Nobody.Copy !req
1232. You don't look like
a nobody to me.Copy !req
1233. Yeah, look,
we doing a camera testCopy !req
1234. for a Verizon commercial, so now
I'm-a need you to clear the road.Copy !req
1235. This whole valley
comes up as blurry on Google Maps.Copy !req
1236. You're really tucked away
back here.Copy !req
1237. Jupiter's Claim?Copy !req
1238. - Quicker if you go the other way around.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1239. Actually,Copy !req
1240. what did happen with Jupe Park
and all those people?Copy !req
1241. He was basically
your neighbor, right?Copy !req
1242. So, what, they vanished?Copy !req
1243. You don't believe
the flood narrative, do you?Copy !req
1244. Fuck, guys.Copy !req
1245. It's TMZ.Copy !req
1246. Oh, fuck me.Copy !req
1247. Hey, guys.
Jean JacketCopy !req
1248. is definitely in those clouds,Copy !req
1249. and he's definitely
coming this way.Copy !req
1250. What's the matter?
Don't you want to be on TV?Copy !req
1251. Man, I'm trying to tell you.Copy !req
1252. You don't want
to go that way.Copy !req
1253. Fuck it.Copy !req
1254. Your loss, nobody.Copy !req
1255. We still rolling? Over.Copy !req
1256. Goddamn right we are.Copy !req
1257. Fellas, here it comes. Over.Copy !req
1258. Pop quiz, guys.Copy !req
1259. What happens
when an electric bikeCopy !req
1260. going 60 miles per hour
hits an anti-electric fieldCopy !req
1261. going in the opposite direction?Copy !req
1262. Shit.Copy !req
1263. Fuck.Copy !req
1264. Shit. We're all
gonna go to jail.Copy !req
1265. Oh, fuck. There's no way
that that guy's alive.Copy !req
1266. Ah, shit.Copy !req
1267. Goddamn.Copy !req
1268. I told his ass not to go.Copy !req
1269. I told him not to go.Copy !req
1270. Hey, OJ, what's...Copy !req
1271. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
1272. The fuck is he doing?Copy !req
1273. I'm going dark. Over.Copy !req
1274. Okay. No, OJ, no. No!Copy !req
1275. No self-respecting—Copy !req
1276. Hey, hey, hey.
Easy, easy, easy.Copy !req
1277. - Did you get that on camera?
- Look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
1278. - What happened?
- Listen, we got to get you out of here.Copy !req
1279. - Eyes on me.
- Where's my camera?Copy !req
1280. - Hey! Hey!
- I need my camera. Do you see it?Copy !req
1281. Okay. Angel?Copy !req
1282. - What?
- Angel, come on. We got to reload.Copy !req
1283. Shit.Copy !req
1284. Wait.Copy !req
1285. Where's your phone?Copy !req
1286. Why aren't you filming this?Copy !req
1287. What?Copy !req
1288. Angel, what's happening?Copy !req
1289. Okay,Copy !req
1290. OJ, if you die trying to save that guy,
I'll kill you.Copy !req
1291. No.Copy !req
1292. - No, no, please. Please, no.
- We're gonna get you out. Shut your eye.Copy !req
1293. - Shut your eye.
- Not before you take a picture.Copy !req
1294. Take a picture first!Copy !req
1295. Camera reloads.Copy !req
1296. - You can use my camera.
- No. There's not enough time.Copy !req
1297. It's here.Copy !req
1298. Be Scorpion King.Copy !req
1299. Make a name for yourself.Copy !req
1300. What is that?Copy !req
1301. My bad, man.Copy !req
1302. Hey. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1303. My camera! I need my camera!Copy !req
1304. Oh, my God! Fuck!Copy !req
1305. Give me the lid.Copy !req
1306. Come on. All right.Copy !req
1307. Oh, God!Copy !req
1308. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1309. Shit! Fuck!Copy !req
1310. Hey, hey! Is everybody okay?Copy !req
1311. For the love of fuck,
talk to me, please!Copy !req
1312. OJ.Copy !req
1313. OJ. OJ!Copy !req
1314. You stupid-ass motherfucker,
you better answer me.Copy !req
1315. Are you okay?Copy !req
1316. Are you good? Over.Copy !req
1317. Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
1318. Oh, God!Copy !req
1319. Oh, God.Copy !req
1320. Oh, God!Copy !req
1321. Holy shit, I think it's taking the dancers.Copy !req
1322. Are you getting this?Copy !req
1323. Guys, OJ's hooded up.Copy !req
1324. He's doing the run.
OJ's doing the run!Copy !req
1325. Oh, God.Copy !req
1326. Hey, it's gone.Copy !req
1327. I can't see it anymore, guys.Copy !req
1328. Get it. Get it!Copy !req
1329. No.Copy !req
1330. Fuck.Copy !req
1331. Go! Go!Copy !req
1332. Lucky, go. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1333. Holy shit!Copy !req
1334. Yeah!Copy !req
1335. Let's go!Copy !req
1336. Yeah, he didn't like that,
did he?Copy !req
1337. OJ, you're a motherfucking genius.Copy !req
1338. We got it.Copy !req
1339. We got it. It's over.Copy !req
1340. It's over.
We got it, y'all!Copy !req
1341. The feed started going in and out
when... when that guy got got.Copy !req
1342. But we should be covered
with the film camera.Copy !req
1343. Right, Holst?Copy !req
1344. The light.Copy !req
1345. The light, it's...Copy !req
1346. gonna be magic soon.Copy !req
1347. What you mean, Ant?Copy !req
1348. No, no.
Where you going?Copy !req
1349. It's gonna be all right, Angel.Copy !req
1350. We don't deserve the impossible.Copy !req
1351. Hey, guys.
Holst just said some creepy, cryptic shit.Copy !req
1352. Took his camera.
He's heading up the mountain. Over.Copy !req
1353. Hey, Holst.Copy !req
1354. Holst. Wait. Hold on, man.
Talk to me.Copy !req
1355. What happened?
Did you get the shot or didn't you? Over.Copy !req
1356. This nigga.Copy !req
1357. Fuck.Copy !req
1358. This is crazy, right?Copy !req
1359. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
1360. Fuck.Copy !req
1361. No, man.Copy !req
1362. The fuck?Copy !req
1363. Holst.Copy !req
1364. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1365. Fuck!Copy !req
1366. Oh, God.Copy !req
1367. No.Copy !req
1368. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1369. Fuck.Copy !req
1370. What?Copy !req
1371. Fuck.Copy !req
1372. Okay.Copy !req
1373. Fuck!Copy !req
1374. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1375. Oh, no!Copy !req
1376. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
1377. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
1378. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
1379. Don't look. Don't look. Don't look.Copy !req
1380. Get the bike!Copy !req
1381. Get out of here!Copy !req
1382. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1383. You're dead! Dead!Copy !req
1384. Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Look down.Copy !req
1385. Hey.Copy !req
1386. Come on.Copy !req
1387. No.Copy !req
1388. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1389. Fuck. Fuck.Copy !req
1390. No!Copy !req
1391. Just leave, OJ.Copy !req
1392. Forget it! Come on!Copy !req
1393. Come on!Copy !req
1394. Come on!Copy !req
1395. It's gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
1396. It's gonna fuck you up.Copy !req
1397. Come on. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1398. What the...Copy !req
1399. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
1400. I'm gonna get you, you motherfucker.Copy !req
1401. I'm-a take you to Oprah.
I'm-a take you to Oprah.Copy !req
1402. Let's go to Oprah.Copy !req
1403. Yes!Copy !req
1404. Yes!Copy !req
1405. Nobody fucks with Haywood, bitch!Copy !req
1406. Nobody!Copy !req
1407. You hear me?Copy !req
1408. Cowboys and cowgirls,Copy !req
1409. it's time to ride off into the sunset.Copy !req
1410. That's right. Happy trails.Copy !req
1411. It's closing time.Copy !req
1412. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
1413. Come back again.Copy !req
1414. Until then, we wish you well.Copy !req
1415. Hasta la vista. Adios.Copy !req
1416. Yeah, get a shot of her. Zoom in.Copy !req
1417. We're ready.Copy !req
1418. We're set up, ready to go.Copy !req
1419. Folks, this is Wally PachenkoCopy !req
1420. reporting live from Agua DulceCopy !req
1421. just outside of Jupiter's Claim,Copy !req
1422. where just seconds agoCopy !req
1423. an inexplicable occurrence,
just in the distance...Copy !req
1424. You can probably hear
the shock in my voice.Copy !req
1425. There are still some fragments,
floating in the airCopy !req
1426. where some unidentified objectCopy !req
1427. just drifted off into space and exploded.Copy !req
1428. You can see some fragments
still falling from the sky.Copy !req
1429. we will have some amazing...Copy !req