1. ON SATURDAY 13 AUGUST 2019
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2. The next time we're here,
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3. I'll be Mrs. Alcantara.
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4. What a lucky guy.
And look, his name is the same as mine.
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5. Idiot.
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6. Mr. Alcantara! Today's the big day.
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7. No, the wedding is tomorrow.
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8. Who mentioned a wedding?
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9. Today's the bachelor party.
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10. Cheers to beers and legs behind your ears.
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11. Cheers—
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12. You're dead
if you don't keep your promise.
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13. Right now? Here?
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14. Okay, but it'll have to be a quickie.
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15. What? Zequi, no.
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16. - No, what?
- You know what I mean.
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17. - No, what?
- You promised
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18. you wouldn't drink at the bachelor party.
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19. And I promise I won't.
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20. It'll be so innocent
we could have it in a convent.
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21. Zequi's word.
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22. Here's to Zequi,
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23. who swore he'd never go back to jail,
but now he's getting married.
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24. Cheers!
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25. - Another? What are you doing?
- No, enough.
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26. - What are you doing, asshole?
- I already had one.
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27. - You're missing out on my best tequilas.
- Yeah, so what?
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28. I swore I'd be presentable tomorrow.
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29. You should do the same.
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30. That's nice.
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31. You gave Lucy your balls
as a wedding gift.
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32. I'm maturing.
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33. He's like a fine cheese.
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34. I don't want to set a bad example
for the kids.
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35. Look at them. Romo!
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36. - What?
- Stop drooling.
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37. She's got more hair on her balls than you.
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38. What?
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39. It's a guy, dumb-ass.
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40. - Got any water?
- Water!
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41. Now you're a camel.
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42. Chill, dude. Anyway, what do you think
Lucy is doing right now?
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43. Playing charades?
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44. - Girls, it's easy. Come on.
- Okay, go on.
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45. What's this?
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46. - Licking something.
- Yes!
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47. - A big weenie!
- I know. That movie... Deep Throat.
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48. No!
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49. - It's dripping.
- Lucy...
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50. are you really mimicking a blow job
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51. - in front of your students?
- No.
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52. I'm licking an ice cream.
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53. Well, you're making it real happy.
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54. Wait, we've still got to do...
the bride quiz.
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55. - The what?
- The bride quiz.
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56. What a lame party. All we're missing
is a magician and Barney the Dinosaur.
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57. Oh, that would be perfect,
the best party ever.
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58. Best party ever!
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59. Hell, yeah!
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60. That's how angels must dance.
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61. No chance,
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62. dancing like that is a sin.
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63. I bet your girl Laura
doesn't move like that.
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64. Who the hell can move like that?
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65. Zequi! Zequi!
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66. Even your boys are drinking,
and you on the water.
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67. - Henpecked bastard.
- I'm not throwing you another party.
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68. Leave him alone.
Zequi isn't like you anymore.
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69. - Thank God.
- You just think about sex.
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70. One girl to the next.
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71. - Now he wants to settle down.
- Yes.
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72. With his wife, his job,
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73. his routine, and then come the babies...
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74. And you never sleep the same.
And the diapers...
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75. Hit me.
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76. This party just got started.
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77. One more game and I kill myself.
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78. - Want one?
- Sure.
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79. Aw, I'll miss you next year.
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80. Me too, but you'll be fine.
Camila's replacing me.
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81. Camila Merino?
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82. Didn't she want to be a nun?
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83. Let's play a game!
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84. The first to get wasted wins.
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85. Two-zero to me!
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86. - Hey, fatty! Aren't you drinking?
- No, I'm fine.
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87. Have you tried the alcohol diet?
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88. It's the only one I haven't tried.
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89. She's replacing Caro?
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90. They couldn't get Lindsay Lohan or what?
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91. That'd be good.
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92. Yes, Officer?
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93. - Um...
- Good evening, ma'am.
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94. Look, we've had complaints
by the neighbors about the noise.
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95. Okay, but listen, wait...
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96. This party is so boring.
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97. But we're sure
you'll soon liven things up.
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98. Right, girls?
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99. Ma'am, calm down,
or I'll have to arrest you.
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100. Yes, arrest her! She's been very bad.
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101. It's just I'm very... naughty.
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102. You'll have to show us...
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103. your pistol.
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104. - Pistol! Pistol!
- Ma'am.
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105. You just got yourself into deep trouble.
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106. Yes! Hit her
with the full weight of the law.
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107. Pistol! Pistol!
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108. Hands up!
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109. Pants down!
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110. Either he's the lamest stripper ever...
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111. or he's a real cop.
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112. Cheers!
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113. Oh, shit!
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114. Well? How do I look?
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115. So beautiful.
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116. My sister's getting married!
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117. No crying, or I'll cry too.
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118. My makeup will run.
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119. Today is the happiest day of my life.
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120. I just hope Zequi is as excited as I am.
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121. What did you say?
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122. We can't hear you!
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123. I'm drowning.
It's my wedding, not my funeral.
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124. You can't go to a wedding like this.
Especially not your own.
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125. I'm fine.
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126. - You can't even stand.
- Well, help me, do something. No one—
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127. What the hell?
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128. Maybe it'll wake you up.
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129. Maybe I'll kick your ass.
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130. - Come on, man.
- Help me, I'm a mess.
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131. We've tried everything.
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132. Not everything.
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133. What's that?
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134. This is a... potion I give to my junkies
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135. when they overdo it.
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136. - Here, drink it.
- No.
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137. - Drink it.
- Go on.
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138. - No.
- You've drunk worse. Come on.
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139. - No.
- No? Come on.
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140. Yes.
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141. - I won't drink it. No.
- Hold him down.
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142. Drink.
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143. Drink it.
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144. AND EZEQUIEL ALCANTARA'S WEDDING
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145. He's not moving.
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146. Is he alive?
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147. Look at Zequi's happy face.
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148. So happy.
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149. What are you doing?
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150. She looks so pretty.
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151. Lucy, you look amazing!
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152. On this day...
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153. we are filled with happiness.
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154. I hope that this
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155. new stage of your lives...
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156. will always be lived...
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157. with the same joy...
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158. you are filled with today.
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159. Someone give the priest
some damn cough syrup.
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160. - How long does this last?
- I don't know, but Zequi won't make it.
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161. All those present,
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162. we are gathered here today to unite
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163. this man and this woman
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164. in holy matrimony.
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165. But first, I have to ask
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166. if there is anyone who knows any reason...
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167. why this wedding should not take place.
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168. May they speak now,
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169. or forever hold their peace.
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170. He spewed everything he ever ate, dude.
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171. Lucy, no... Stop... I didn't mean...
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172. Lucy.
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173. Come on, look on the bright side.
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174. What's that?
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175. You wanted an unforgettable wedding.
You won't forget it.
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176. Okay, too soon for jokes.
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177. I don't get it.
What goes through men's minds?
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178. How should I know?
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179. 1 only know one-night stands,
and those guys sure don't want commitment.
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180. Maybe I chose the wrong husband.
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181. Hey, don't beat yourself up.
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182. You want anything?
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183. Yes. Do you have something
to make me forget men are selfish pigs?
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184. Chocolate ice cream?
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185. With strawberries.
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186. And chocolate chips.
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187. And sprinkles.
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188. I threw my life in the trash.
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189. Maybe not. Maybe Kaliman was right
and that life's not for you.
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190. Are you my shrink?
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191. Maybe you were lying to yourself.
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192. And those glasses
don't make you a teacher, just like...
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193. this uniform doesn't make me a nurse.
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194. Or maybe Lucy will forget
my bonehead move in a few days
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195. and forgive me?
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196. Your video's had 10,000 hits, dude.
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197. Look at the priest's face.
I'think he lost his faith.
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198. If you play that video again,
it's your ass I'll hit.
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199. Ten thousand views!
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200. - Well, 10,001.
- Zequi is famous!
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201. It's disgusting.
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202. Here's another view.
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203. So gross.
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204. Thinking about married life
turned his stomach.
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205. What a dickhead
to screw up your wedding like that.
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206. He hurled because he had to sleep
with the Chilindrina.
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207. No shit, man!
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208. Don't worry. It's funny.
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209. I'm the first to laugh at myself.
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210. - Oh, yeah?
- Yes, why not?
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211. Yes, it's just that when you went...
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212. How?
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213. - Yeah, like that.
- Check out the video.
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214. - Let's see.
- See how you go...
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215. - Your face...
- Screw you.
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216. What the hell?
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217. That was worth more than your car.
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218. Oops, it slipped.
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219. Lucy, hi.
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220. You look so great,
so radiant, so beautiful.
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221. So strong.
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222. Five minutes, please.
Give me five minutes.
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223. Not a second more.
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224. What do you want?
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225. I deserve to be hit as many times
as you want, but we have to talk.
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226. I don't want to hear your dumb excuses.
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227. I have no excuse.
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228. I couldn't be more of a jerk.
I screwed up so badly.
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229. Forgive me, please.
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230. No, it's my fault.
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231. It's my fault for believing someone
as selfish and irresponsible as you
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232. could be my husband.
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233. Excuse me, Mr. Alcantara,
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234. - I have a class.
- Lucy.
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235. Please, don't go.
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236. Stay, please, relax.
Calm down, let's talk.
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237. I'll do anything. Beg?
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238. Yes, I'll do anything
for you to forgive me.
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239. { promise to do the dishes every day.
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240. To spoon in bed.
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241. More... I'll pee sitting down
so there's no splashing.
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242. Lucy, I'll even
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243. go to all your zumba classes with you.
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244. Lucy, I promise not to fart on the sofa.
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245. I'll do whatever you want,
but, please... don't leave me.
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246. Lucy!
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247. Lucy!
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248. Lucy!
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249. Don't listen to that!
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250. Get to class!
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251. Zumba!
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252. There!
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253. That's it, man!
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254. Screw you, Cristobal.
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255. Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
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256. You've seen Cristobal's package move?
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257. Yeah!
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258. Must be like that WhatsApp dude's.
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259. - I'm so jealous.
- know.
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260. - He gets it on real good.
- Yeah? Come on, tell us.
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261. It's kind of like...
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262. that?
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263. Two feet?
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264. What's he got between his legs,
a penis or a nightstick?
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265. No... Not two feet.
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266. I mean... his thingy's like a...
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267. A burrito.
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268. A what?
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269. Aburrito? No shit.
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270. You've never seen one, have you?
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271. Monica, ring the Vatican.
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272. The Virgin's just appeared before us.
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273. You're so dumb.
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274. It's just he's got a ton of experience,
and I've got none. It's embarrassing.
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275. Alittle gift. Look, give me your hand.
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276. Although for two feet
you're going to need a trash bag.
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277. That's it, man. That's it!
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278. Hey, Laura.
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279. I'd get moving, or he'll put his burrito
in another basket, get it?
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280. Yeah.
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281. The new principal's résumé is impressive.
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282. Really?
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283. - She's run the best schools.
- So why did she end up here?
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284. I heard she's scarier than Godzilla.
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285. Yeah, and she eats kids for breakfast.
They're just rumors.
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286. I heard that too.
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287. - Me too.
- It's true.
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288. Silence!
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289. - Good morning.
- Good morning.
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290. I'm Miss Regina, the new principal.
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291. Forget everything you've heard about me.
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292. I'm much worse.
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293. This school is an absolute mess.
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294. - It needs a firm hand—
- It's not so much a total mess...
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295. The thing is—
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296. Didn't they teach you
that it's rude to interrupt?
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297. I see the example
you set for your students.
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298. Sorry.
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299. So... The Department of Education
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300. has sent a complaint
about your students' behavior.
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301. Some of them should be
behind bars rather than desks.
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302. Some teachers too.
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303. - I said I'm sorry, what else can I do?
- Don't sit next—
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304. Excuse me, excuse me.
This is a teachers' meeting.
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305. The janitor shouldn't be here.
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306. - I teach 5-B.
- 5-B?
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307. - Yes.
- The lowest average grades.
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308. Now I see why.
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309. As I was saying,
it's the worst school in the area.
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310. But that's over.
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311. I'm here to end all that.
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312. - Good luck with that.
- And good luck to you too.
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313. Because if things don't change,
the school's closing down next year.
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314. What?
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315. - No...
- What? I can't lose my job...
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316. Silence.
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317. We don't want the students to find out.
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318. Fortunately, next week
we're going to the Riviera Nayarit.
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319. - Oh, great!
- Awesome!
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320. We're going to the beach.
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321. We can figure out how to fix
the school when we get back.
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322. No.
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323. There's an inter-school competition.
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324. Thanks to my contacts, Frida High
has been invited for the first time ever.
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325. Hope they don't regret it.
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326. Not under my supervision.
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327. What's more, this is a chance to prove
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328. - that we're as good as the best.
- Yes!
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329. We'll go, we'll win
and we'll save our school.
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330. - I like your optimism.
- Yes, thanks.
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331. But not your loud squawking.
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332. Right.
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333. It's my fault for thinking
someone so selfish and irresponsible
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334. could ever be my husband.
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335. Right! Volleyball team!
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336. So, we've covered
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337. - basketball, volleyball...
- Yes.
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338. - But no one has signed up for dance.
- Lucy,
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339. 1 know you're really good at...
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340. - Zumba!
- Very funny.
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341. But I've already got the chess team.
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342. - So lame.
- Enough wisecracks.
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343. What we need is some moron
who will sign up for dance.
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344. I want to sign 5-B up for Nayarit.
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345. And we're going to win.
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346. I'm not selfish and irresponsible
like you said.
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347. Go on, sign him up, for the lying contest.
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348. He'll win that for sure.
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349. 5-B. Volleyball.
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350. - You can't sign up.
- I can't?
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351. You don't...
You don't know what you're doing.
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352. Sure I do.
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353. I'm proving everyone wrong.
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354. 1 am not going to be laughed at.
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355. That idiot signed up for dance.
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356. I think that chick wants a piece.
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357. Apiece?
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358. A piece of your meat.
If not, I'll give it to her.
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359. You've got to be kidding.
His girlfriend is right there.
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360. So? It's not my fault
he brought dessert to the buffet.
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361. Did you see them dancing?
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362. What are they rehearsing for?
For... Preppies, the musical?
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363. Good one.
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364. Here are the Frida High kids.
Hide your wallets and cells.
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365. Yeah, here's your wallet.
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366. Made of authentic dick skin.
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367. We'd better teach them some manners.
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368. Yeah? Bring it on, whenever you want.
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369. Hey, stop. Come on. Easy.
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370. Yeah, listen to the hotel janitor.
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371. I'm their teacher.
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372. That explains it.
What do you teach them? Crime?
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373. Welcome to the sixth
inter-school competition,
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374. where the most distinguished schools—
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375. Hit
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376. Goddamn it!
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377. Miss Ingrid!
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378. - Sorry!
- But...
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379. didn't you jump out the window?
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380. Yes... and I'll do it again.
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381. Valium to the pool area!
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382. Valium to the pool area!
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383. Poor thing. Did you see her?
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384. We just arrived
and you're already causing trouble.
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385. Why did we come here?
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386. - To have a good time.
- No!
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387. To have a bad time.
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388. We're here to learn how to be responsible
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389. and to prove we keep our promises.
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390. So no going out,
no partying, no drinking...
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391. - No.
- Yes. And I want you in bed by 9:00 p.m.
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392. And up at 7:00 am. To train,
and anyone who fails to do so...
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393. gets a grade deduction.
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394. To your rooms.
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395. To your rooms, now, go!
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396. When did he become a party pooper?
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397. We won't let him screw up the trip.
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398. Hit
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399. Thanks.
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400. This is paradise.
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401. What's your name?
So I can put you on my list to Santa.
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402. - Camila!
- No?
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403. Acting like that isn't right.
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404. We've put up with just the same for years.
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405. - Now it's their turn.
- Well, that's true.
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406. Look, I'd give him an eight.
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407. And what would you give him?
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408. I'd give it to him all night.
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409. Excuse me, I didn't see you.
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410. And it's hard with that big stick.
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411. It's hard to control.
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412. By the way, what's your name?
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413. Mario Postigo.
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414. - Mario?
- Mario?
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415. That's impossible.
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416. Don't you remember me?
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417. It's Lucy.
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418. Lucy Fernandez.
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419. What, you know him?
Hurry up and introduce me.
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420. Mario and I dated in high school.
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421. But what... I mean, you've really changed.
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422. Remember before you were more...
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423. A lot more. I was wider than I was tall.
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424. You're not like
the girl from The Ring anymore.
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425. And what about your nose?
It was like a pepper.
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426. - I had a nose job.
- Surgery?
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427. Yes. Nice, right?
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428. Maybe it was the same guy who did your...
Good idea, by the way.
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429. - You looked the same, front and back.
- I developed late.
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430. They were made for each other.
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431. If I'm honest, it was tough.
A lot of work,
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432. but I always knew there was
a thin guy inside me fighting to get out.
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433. Well, he's come out gorgeous.
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434. Look who's talking.
La Chilindrina turned into a swan!
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435. - You must have tons of admirers.
- That's right.
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436. Why haven't you checked in?
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437. Who's this dude?
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438. - He's...
- Let me enjoy this moment.
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439. This is Mario, Lucy's ex-boyfriend.
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440. And this is Zequi, Lucy's ex-boyfriend.
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441. Now the competition
is getting interesting.
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442. Come on! Come on!
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443. Let's go. It's time to party.
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444. Come on!
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445. I said no partying.
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446. We've got a big day tomorrow.
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447. Shower, bed and sleep.
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448. Sorry, Miss Ingrid.
I didn't know which elevator they'd be in.
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449. Good morning. It's a beautiful, sunny day,
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450. perfect for our competition
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451. and for our young people
to show off their skills.
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452. Have a great day,
and I wish you all the best of luck.
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453. Except those sons of bitches
from Frida High!
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454. You okay?
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455. Holy shit.
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456. Not even the roosters are up at this time.
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457. Don't talk to me about roosters.
I was up to my ass in feathers last night.
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458. Guys, cheer up,
we're not going to a funeral.
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459. We're playing volleyball,
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460. and I need you to give it your all.
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461. That ball doesn't touch the sand today!
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462. Strong arms!
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463. Are you happy?
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464. Yeah!
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465. Let's see it on your faces!
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466. Yeah, that's right, come on!
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467. All in!
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468. - Come on!
- Let's do it!
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469. So, no one told you yet?
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470. Told me what?
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471. Dance.
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472. Which dipshit put us in dance?
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473. Now's not the time to point fingers.
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474. - It was you?
- So what are we dancing?
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475. Zumba?
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476. We look like the Fantastic Four,
if they were whores.
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477. Hey! It won't be so hard.
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478. You're kidding me.
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479. And we have to compete
against those assholes?
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480. Monica.
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481. Who cares who we're up against?
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482. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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483. Lots and lots of likes, kids.
Applause... to the max!
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484. Come on, team selfie!
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485. "We're the best!"
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486. I'm up against that jerk?
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487. Hey! Who cares who we're up against?
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488. Looking good.
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489. You! Did you leave your ass
in your other pair of tights?
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490. I'll split your ass in half, dickhead.
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491. Zequis! I didn't know you danced.
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492. Without the "S."
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493. Equis? Never mind, look...
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494. I wish you much light, brother.
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495. I'll enjoy competing against you.
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496. You mean the dance?
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497. Hey, hey.
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498. Over here, everyone. Okay...
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499. Let's see what we can do, right?
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500. All right, this won't be so hard.
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501. We'll kick their asses.
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502. She fell like Juan Gabriel!
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503. Anyone film that?
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504. It's going to be so hard.
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505. They'll kick our asses.
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506. Get back here!
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507. Come back
or I'll drag your asses back here!
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508. No, no way!
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509. Romo, I'm... Damn it.
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510. - I'm talking to you!
- Hey!
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511. Stick them where the sun don't shine!
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512. What's your problem? Are you crazy?
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513. My problem is you didn't say
I'd signed up for dance!
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514. I didn't?
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515. - No.
- What a pity.
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516. - Is it going to be a problem?
- No.
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517. No, those useless kids will dance
even if it's the last thing they do.
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518. Hey, chief...
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519. Want a tip?
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520. A what?
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521. Look, these kids are millennials.
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522. And you and I are like a mirror
where they see themselves.
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523. You don't get the issue.
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524. If you want good feedback,
remember two things, Equis.
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525. watch your manners.
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526. And second:
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527. change your outfit.
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528. You remember two things.
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529. Sure.
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530. Screw... you.
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531. But he's trying to help.
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532. You're wrong.
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533. He wants to get in your bed.
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534. Well, it's working.
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535. Mario...
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536. shall we go out tonight?
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537. I'd love to.
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538. Checkmate.
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539. Well done! That's great, German.
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540. What's Lucy doing with that ape?
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541. Does she think he's so handsome?
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542. Well, he is.
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543. - That he's got class?
- He does have class.
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544. That he's amazing and special?
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545. He is amazing and special.
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546. Whose side are you on?
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547. Who do you want her to be with?
That guy or me?
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548. You, of course.
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549. So I can get with him.
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550. Welcome, chiefs.
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551. Why the costume?
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552. Is it carnival or some shit?
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553. - It's my new fitness.
- You mean outfit?
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554. I'll say whatever the hell... Sorry.
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555. Chiefs...
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556. The issue...
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557. is that I realized
I'm like a mirror for you.
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558. You obviously didn't look
in the mirror this morning.
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559. Watch your manners, dipshit.
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560. - Hey!
- I mean... Sorry.
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561. What I need is for us to work together
to get some... very good fleabag.
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562. What?
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563. Full— Fullback?
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564. Free— Freeback?
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565. Frisbee?
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566. Fris...
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567. Feedback! We need to get some feedback.
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568. Have you been drinking again,
Mr. Alcantara?
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569. No, but maybe I should.
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570. What I meant, chiefs...
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571. is stop screwing around and dance, yeah?
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572. Attitude!
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573. Hey, chiefs!
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574. "Never give up!"
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575. What?
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576. Get running, damn it!
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577. Come on!
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578. three, four, one, two...
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579. What are you doing, Peppa Pig?
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580. Not like that. Get over there.
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581. One, two, three, four!
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582. Up, right! Up, left!
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583. Up, left! Up, right!
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584. Again, come on. Super nice!
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585. Where are you going?
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586. Cuquis! Remember, we're vegans now.
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587. Come on!
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588. Dude... even my eyelashes hurt.
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589. And they're fake.
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590. Mr. Alcantara,
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591. you just made something fun
into something awful.
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592. I hate dancing.
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593. Then you're even
because dancing hates you too.
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594. No, sorry.
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595. Congratulations,
you worked really hard today.
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596. I'm giving you lots of likes.
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597. Claps to the max.
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598. Hey, chiefs, let's take a team selfie.
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599. - Come on.
- Take a selfie of my balls.
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600. - What did you say?
- Take the photo.
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601. - There.
- Dude, it's backwards.
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602. There.
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603. Like that? Smiling?
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604. Yeah, it's badass.
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605. Mr. Alcantara.
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606. So, now we've provided
good feedback between us.
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607. And you've been an awesome mirror for us,
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608. would you give us permission
to go out and have fun... to the max?
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609. Yes.
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610. I like that!
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611. What a difference.
See, you can ask for things politely.
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612. So you'll let us?
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613. No way in hell!
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614. To your rooms.
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615. - No?
- Screw you.
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616. No! To your rooms.
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617. Now!
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618. Lucy.
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619. Hey.
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620. What are you doing?
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621. What are you doing?
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622. - Going out with Ken?
- His name is Mario.
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623. Lucy, dating for revenge is a mistake.
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624. I'm seeing him because I like him.
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625. That puffed-up jerk?
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626. Take away the face,
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627. take away the tan,
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628. the six-pack and the good manners,
and what's left?
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629. You.
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630. - And your snot all came out.
- No way!
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631. - Yes!
- No, never!
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632. - It did!
- Really?
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633. I remember it well.
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634. This looks delicio—
Wait!
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635. First an Instagram pic.
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636. Oh, right.
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637. "Clean eating."
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638. Yes! Ten likes already.
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639. - Wow!
- What would we do without social media?
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640. Talk to each other?
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641. This looks delicious.
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642. You know what?
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643. Something else also looks... delicious.
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644. Are you eating the decoration?
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645. - Hey, Romo!
- She went to the bathroom!
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646. We dance all day
and you want to dance all night? Let's go.
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647. It's already late.
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648. So? Who are you, Cinderella?
Are you going to turn into a pumpkin?
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649. Try to have fun. Come on.
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650. Yes. And dial down the stress.
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651. You're acting more like your sister
every day.
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652. And look how things ended with Zequi.
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653. Oh, shit.
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654. Son of a bitch.
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655. Now I'm Mario 2.0,
and I've got a leitmotif and everything.
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656. - Okay.
- If my Instagram has fewer likes today
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657. than it did yesterday, forget it.
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658. The day's been a total waste.
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659. Do you hear that?
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660. Yes.
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661. This was the song that was playing
when we had our first kiss.
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662. - Remember?
- Of course.
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663. - Our braces got hooked.
- The braces!
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664. Call me naive,
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665. but this is a sign.
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666. - What—
- Excuse me.
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667. Are you following me?
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668. No. Not everything revolves around you.
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669. I've lost the kids.
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670. Kids?
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671. You've lost them?
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672. Who said kids?
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673. I'm following you.
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674. Equis!
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675. Nice shirt. I have the exact same one.
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676. Had, dickhead.
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677. Look who's here.
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678. They're horrible dancers.
They shouldn't be let in here.
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679. Let's show them how to dance.
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680. Show me what you got.
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681. That's my bro! Leave him alone!
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682. What's your problem?
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683. Watch out.
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684. Don't trip.
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685. You're the one who's tripping, slut!
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686. Hey!
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687. Nayeli!
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688. Let go! Romo, stop!
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689. Enough!
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690. Hey, guys! Chiefs! This is not the way
to sort out your issues.
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691. Let me give you a tip.
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692. Violence isn't cool.
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693. Because violence...
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694. You crossed the line.
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695. I'm a teacher!
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696. Let me go!
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697. After all the changes
I've made in my life,
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698. - do you know what I miss the most?
- Me?
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699. That's right.
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700. Do you wonder what life would be like
if we'd stayed together?
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701. Lately, yes.
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702. Finally! I found you.
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703. Can't I have dinner in peace?
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704. There's a problem.
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705. Can't you sort it out?
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706. Okay, I have a better idea.
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707. I'll have dinner with Mario
and you go get your sister out of jail.
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708. - What?
- You heard me.
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709. Excuse me, there's an emergency.
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710. Hi.
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711. Come on!
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712. All the kids are in jail.
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713. How long before we get out of here?
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714. He wants me to be his bitch.
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715. Did you piss yourself?
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716. Tell him to change your diaper
and powder your butt.
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717. - Shut it!
- Enough!
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718. It's your fault we're here.
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719. Better get used to it.
It's going to take a while to get out.
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720. Frida students!
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721. You can go.
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722. - Oh, Lucy! Thank you!
- Hey, shorty!
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723. Find me on Grindr. Gorgeous.
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724. Only the kids.
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725. - But I'm their teacher. Lucy!
- I don't want to hear your explanations.
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726. They were fighting...
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727. You'll always be a criminal.
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728. It's embarrassing, Miss Fernandez.
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729. I said stand out, but not like that.
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730. - It sounds worse than it was.
- The students escaped, got drunk.
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731. They got in a fight.
They wound up in jail.
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732. That sounds pretty bad to me.
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733. Put like that...
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734. Who's responsible?
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735. Now's not the time to point fingers.
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736. We're a team.
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737. Fine. I'll put that in your file.
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738. It was Alcantara! It was Alcantara.
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739. Well, then,
keep an eye on 5-B and Alcantara.
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740. The Secretary for Education
knows what happened.
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741. I've been called in to speak to them.
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742. Don't worry, it won't happen again.
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743. I hope not.
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744. If you're incapable
of improving the situation,
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745. at least don't make it worse.
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746. Good-bye.
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747. Good-b—
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748. Today we begin
the next round of the competition.
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749. Today is the chess semifinal,
200 meters butterfly,
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750. basketball and volleyball.
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751. Don't forget that today
there's a lovely excursion.
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752. So give a big smile,
enjoy life and praise the Lord!
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753. Jesus Christ!
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754. They've put glue on this thing!
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755. Where are the Frida kids?
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756. Where are you? There!
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757. Come on! You can do it!
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758. Come on, guys!
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759. - We won!
- Congratulations!
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760. German is in the chess final too!
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761. We did it!
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762. That got alcohol?
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763. - Do you know what time it is?
- Yes, it's very early.
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764. - But it's happy hour.
- Mario!
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765. I haven't seen you all morning.
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766. I was burning calories, since...
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767. last night was very sweet.
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768. I'had a great time too.
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769. - Sorry for running off.
- That was really bad.
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770. No, I'm joking.
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771. I'll forgive you if you'll honor me
with the first dance tonight.
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772. Sure. Of course I will.
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773. I'd love to!
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774. Look at you, little flirt.
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775. Wiping the slate clean so fast.
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776. Mr. Alcantara!
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777. - Speaking of...
- Mr. Alcantara!
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778. - Mr. Alcantara!
- What?
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779. This is a smoke-free zone.
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780. Your lips make you look like fish.
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781. The vast territory Mexico occupies today
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782. was home to the Mesoamerican civilization
which was...
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783. Why are you lagging behind?
Do you all heed a leash or what?
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784. Leave us alone, dude.
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785. We're really sick of you.
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786. Yeah, well, I'm sick of you all too.
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787. So what the hell are we doing here?
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788. We know what will happen.
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789. The same people always win.
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790. And we're always the losers.
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791. Looks like you lost something too.
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792. Okay.
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793. They're teenagers.
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794. They complain about everything.
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795. They're right.
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796. The same people always win.
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797. Well, with competition like that...
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798. Look at him.
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799. And look at you.
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800. It's like you're two different species.
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801. Our country was the home
of two great empires:
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802. the Mayans, great astronomers,
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803. and the Aztecs,
warriors who fought against the Spanish.
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804. It was thought
that the Mayans weren't warriors,
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805. but they fought with such tenacity,
it took two centuries to defeat them.
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806. Guys!
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807. I need to talk to you!
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808. - Now what, Zequi?
- Come over here a second.
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809. We have to fight.
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810. For the Mayans.
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811. The Mayans aren't in the competition.
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812. The Mayan people, idiot.
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813. They never gave up.
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814. They fought...
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815. until they defeated the stuck-up Spanish.
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816. It was the other way round.
They defeated us.
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817. No, that's what they want us to think.
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818. History is written by the winners.
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819. - That's true.
- But we can change it.
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820. Because on this spot,
once lived a happy people.
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821. Governed by a prince.
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822. The handsome...
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823. Zequilopochtli.
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824. And he lived with his wife...
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825. the beautiful Malinche.
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826. But Malinche wasn't Mayan.
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827. She had her summer house here.
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828. And they had a damn good time.
Until the Spanish chief arrived.
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829. The invading bastard Cortés,
on La Pinta, La Nifia and La Santa Maria.
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830. Weren't those Columbus' ships?
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831. Damn it, Peppa Pig, were you there?
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832. - No.
- So, shut it, please!
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833. - Okay.
- So, what did the Spanish want?
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834. They wanted to steal their women...
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835. No, Zequilopochtli!
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836. and sacrifice their virgins.
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837. Did the Mayans chicken out? No, man!
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838. Instead, they rose up.
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839. With help from Zapata.
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840. Long live Mexico, you bastards!
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841. Yes, Emiliano Zapata. Got a problem?
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842. No, it's fine.
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843. They pulled together as a team
and fought bravely with pride
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844. to defend their honor,
their country and their school.
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845. So they turned history upside down
and stopped being losers.
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846. If the Mayans did all that,
can't we do it too?
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847. Yes!
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848. - Can we do it?
- Yes!
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849. We're gonna win this competition!
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850. - That's it!
- We're gonna win!
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851. - We're going to win!
- We're going to win!
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852. Frida Kahlo High!
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853. Frida Kahlo High!
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854. And you...
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855. You're going to get Lucy back.
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856. Long live Mexico, you bastards!
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857. You're the worst history teacher
I've ever seen.
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858. But as a motivational speaker,
you kick ass.
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859. Handsome.
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860. Hey, come on, Mayans!
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861. One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
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862. One, two, three. Faster! More rhythm!
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863. One, two, three, four. One, two...
More energy!
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864. One, two, three, four.
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865. Food!
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866. Let's get a drink!
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867. - You're a pig, dude.
- It was gross!
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868. Cristobal,
would you open the dance with this girl?
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869. Me?
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870. With her?
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871. This is a community dance.
The perfect chance to build bridges.
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872. I think she wants to build
something else with you.
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873. Relax, handsome, I don't bite.
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874. - For community?
- For community.
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875. For the community.
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876. That's it. I'm going to do it already.
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877. I'm giving Cris my flower.
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878. Forget flowers and screw him.
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879. That's what she said.
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880. But I need someone
with experience to give me advice.
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881. - Yes.
- Yes.
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882. Someone who handles shafts
like Tiger Woods.
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883. Honey, I want to teach third grade
so I can bring you to homeroom.
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884. "Wow."
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885. Let me see.
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886. If all teachers looked like you,
no one would ever drop out.
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887. - Thanks.
- Lucy.
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888. I owe you an explanation. Can we talk?
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889. Do you want to hear Equis' explanation?
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890. Or would you rather dance with Mario?
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891. - Hi, excuse me.
- Hi.
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892. The restroom?
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893. - Over there.
- Thanks.
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894. That's hot!
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895. Miss Ingrid.
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896. Amazing, so beautiful. Look at you.
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897. The heavens must be empty because
all the angels are falling to earth.
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898. Didn't you tell me this morning
that I looked like a fish?
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899. If you do, it's definitely...
an angelfish.
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900. May I have this dance?
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901. I'm warning you, it's been a long time
since I moved my hips.
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902. - That sounded awful.
- No, it sounded... fantastic.
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903. I'm so sorry. Are you all right?
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904. Don't worry.
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905. I'm a 50 Shades of Grey fan too.
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906. If you keep rubbing the lamp,
the genie will appear.
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907. You go forit.
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908. Come, Miss Ingrid.
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909. - Are you okay?
- Maybe I'm a bit rusty...
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910. but you can clear the cobwebs
with confidence.
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911. The spider's worth it.
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912. Lucy. Give me your hand.
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913. Lucy, it was an accident.
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914. Excuse me, Equis, allow me.
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915. - Let me help you.
- Yes.
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916. Lucy, I'm sorry. It was an accident.
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917. Shall we dance?
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918. - Miss Regina from Frida Kahlo High.
- Check.
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919. No, there's no record.
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920. No?
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921. - Thanks.
- Thanks.
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922. - Did Miss Regina say why she was coming?
- Just that it was very important.
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923. - What does Godzilla want?
- Good morning.
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924. Miss Godzilla! Sorry, I mean,
Miss Regina. What a surprise.
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925. - We were talking about movies.
- Yes.
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926. This mess is straight out of a movie.
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927. Let me introduce you
to Ms. Estrada and Mr. Salinas.
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928. - Hello.
- Hello.
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929. So, is there a Mrs. Salinas?
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930. Miss Camila,
now is not the time for flirting.
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931. - They're from the Department of Education.
- Welcome.
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932. What's the reason for your trip?
Business? Pleasure? Both?
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933. They're going to assess
the school's behavior.
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934. Of course.
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935. After a great deal of begging,
they've given us one last chance.
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936. That's good, the kids will have to ditch
the booze, parties, and fighting.
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937. There's none of that here.
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938. It was a joke!
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939. Don't you have a sense of humor
at the Department of Education?
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940. No.
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941. I want to drown!
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942. In your kisses.
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943. Hi, Miss Camila. What are you drinking?
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944. A sex on the beach.
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945. We found a quiz in Cosmopolitan
and want to do it together.
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946. - Can you help?
- It's about your first love.
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947. First question. How old were you
when you first fell in love?
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948. I was very precocious.
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949. I started to like boys
when I was very young, I think about 13.
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950. - You had sex when you were 13?
- It asks that?
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951. Yes!
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952. Yes, but not like that.
Okay, next question.
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953. How old were you when you first had sex?
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954. 16 to 18.
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955. Bi 19 to 21.
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956. 221030.
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957. Isn't there a D?
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958. At 15 with an asshole
who promised me the world
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959. and then didn't want
anything to do with me.
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960. - Say something. Say something.
- Okay, let's try the third question.
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961. What do you remember about the first time?
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962. A
- Oh, my first time was so...
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963. was so...
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964. To be honest, I don't remember.
I'd drunk half a bottle of tequila.
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965. To calm me down, I was so nervous.
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966. Okay, fourth question.
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967. When doing it for the first time,
what's the best way?
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968. From the front.
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969. From behind. C: A blow job.
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970. Are you sure this is Cosmopolitan?
Sounds more like Playboy.
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971. Yes, Cosmopolitan. See.
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972. Always start with option C,
but then change to A.
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973. If he's really good, a bit more A.
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974. And maybe...
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975. A, and then C.
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976. And then A and more A.
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977. B,C, A..
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978. And when you find the G-spot...
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979. Okay, miss, that was really helpful.
Thanks a lot.
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980. AB, ACA..
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981. Welcome to the final...
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982. Okay, testing, one,
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983. two, three, testing...
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984. What's going on?
Why does it sound like that?
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985. Today we have
the volleyball and chess finals.
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986. And if I catch the Frida High students,
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987. they'll never see the end of it!
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988. German.
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989. Focus, don't let your guard down.
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990. Punish him whenever you can
and remember: you feel no pain.
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991. Feel no pain.
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992. Lucy, relax. It's just chess,
he's not fighting Pacquiao.
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993. You bastard!
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994. Do I have to remind
the Frida Kahlo students
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995. that this isn't a soccer match?
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996. You bastard!
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997. Check.
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998. Wave.
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999. Check.
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1000. Checkmate.
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1001. Champions!
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1002. Some good news at last.
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1003. I hate to ruin the mood, Camila,
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1004. but if your team loses,
they'll shut down the school.
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1005. Now the ball's in your court.
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1006. Frida! Frida!
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1007. Well done! Good.
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1008. That's it!
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1009. Last set. We're going to win.
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1010. - Are you sure about this?
- No, but I've got to do it.
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1011. - You could die.
- I'd rather die than lose Lucy.
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1012. That's so sweet! If you don't get Lucy,
my heart is all yours.
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1013. Focus, please.
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1014. When I give you the signal,
speed the boat up.
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1015. When I'm up in the air,
turn the boat to the right,
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1016. so I can unfurl the banner, got it?
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1017. - Yes.
- Let's go, the match is almost over!
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1018. Come on, yes, we can!
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1019. Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
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1020. Yes, we can!
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1021. Did you tie the rope well?
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1022. He face-planted. I think we killed him.
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1023. I'll chop off your balls!
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1024. Well done, everyone!
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1025. Come on, guys, let's wave!
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1026. Come on, Frida! We can do it!
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1027. Watch out for the birds!
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1028. You okay?
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1029. You bastards,
haven't you ever driven a boat before?
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1030. - No.
- Sons of bitches.
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1031. Come on!
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1032. Come on!
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1033. Frida! Frida!
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1034. Don't worry. It's going to be all right.
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1035. - Higher!
- What?
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1036. Higher!
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1037. Hey there, handsome!
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1038. What are you doing, dude? Don't let go!
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1039. You dumb-ass!
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1040. CHILINDRINA, I LOVE YOU
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1041. You idiots!
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1042. I'm all alone!
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1043. Come on, guys! One more time!
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1044. Frida! Frida!
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1045. Come on, everyone!
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1046. No!
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1047. Come on!
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1048. Come on! We can do this! Don't give up!
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1049. Frida! Frida!
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1050. Come on, Frida!
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1051. I'm going to crash!
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1052. Out of the way!
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1053. You're an idiot, Equis.
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1054. You like social networks, don't you?
Here's your net... at work.
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1055. You think it's funny, Alcantara?
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1056. - We were about to win.
- You ruined it!
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1057. Like you do everything.
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1058. - You've put our backs against the wall.
- know, and I'm sorry.
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1059. Where did you get certified
to be a teacher? In jail?
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1060. - If I told you...
- But don't worry.
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1061. We'll fixit.
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1062. - Really?
- Yes, you're fired.
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1063. You can't do that to me.
I'm their teacher—
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1064. And I'm their principal, and I won't leave
the school's future in your hands.
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1065. But, Miss...
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1066. - Be naughty, but be safe.
- You know it.
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1067. Hello, handsome.
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1068. I've got a present for you.
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1069. Shall I unwrap it?
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1070. Are you drunk?
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1071. You're a bit blurry.
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1072. But even so, you look... real fine—
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1073. Are you okay?
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1074. So good.
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1075. - Slow down.
- What's my name?
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1076. Hey, dude!
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1077. What are you doing?
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1078. - Show me your burrito.
- Slow down.
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1079. - Laura, you're wasted. Don't—
- Yes, show me.
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1080. - Stop, now. Not like that!
- Like this!
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1081. Not here, stop it!
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1082. Enough, Laura!
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1083. Let me go!
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1084. - Hey.
- Let me go!
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1085. Stop!
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1086. Let me go!
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1087. - Hey!
- Let me—
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1088. - What are you doing?
- This is not what it looks like.
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1089. If you touch her again!
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1090. - If you touch her again!
- No!
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1091. This is my fault.
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1092. - What?
- I wanted to do it for the first time.
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1093. But you're wasted, sit down.
You want to lose your virginity like this?
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1094. Laura, your first time should be special.
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1095. Something badass.
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1096. But now, instead of good memories,
all you'll have is a hell of a hangover.
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1097. I didn't want to lose Cris.
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1098. "I didn't want." Are you kidding?
That's how you'll lose him. Like that.
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1099. Trying to be someone you're not.
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1100. And you, asshole, I'm warning you.
Laura is like a daughter to me.
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1101. You hurt her, I'll take your virginity.
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1102. Zequi?
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1103. Zequi!
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1104. Zequi?
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1105. - Lucy, you want to get a—
- Not now.
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1106. This is not what it looks like.
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1107. I know, and we'll talk about it later.
Right now, where's Zequi?
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1108. He just left.
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1109. - Good evening.
- Good evening.
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1110. Zequi!
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1111. And five, six, seven and eight.
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1112. And one, two, three and four.
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1113. And five, six, seven and eight.
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1114. And one, two, three and four.
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1115. Echappé, échappé.
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1116. And seven and... For Christ's sake!
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1117. I've got pencils more flexible than you.
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1118. Come on, again.
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1119. They made a great decision hiring her.
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1120. She can run schools, ballets,
pretty much everything.
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1121. And I've got excellent hearing.
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1122. So stop moving your tongues
and start moving your feet.
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1123. Come on, again.
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1124. From the top. Five, six, seven and eight.
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1125. And one, two, three and four.
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1126. Echappé, échappé, seven and eight.
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1127. Open. And one, two, three and four.
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1128. And five, six, seven and eight.
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1129. Tombeé, pas de bourrée, glissade, cabriole.
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1130. Okay, that's enough.
No more dancing any "tomblé,"
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1131. or "berry" or "cabaret."
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1132. Why don't you learn to pronounce it first
and then you can try to do it?
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1133. They'll laugh at us
because we can't dance like that.
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1134. Exactly, Miss, we're like the Mayans.
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1135. The ones who fought with the Aztecs
and Zapata against the Spanish.
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1136. What? What kind of garbage is this?
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1137. Right, that's it, enough, listen up.
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1138. If we don't win this contest
in two days' time,
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1139. they are shutting down the school.
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1140. - What?
- The fate of the school depends on us?
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1141. There's no way we're going to win
if you just want to convert us into
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1142. a crappy copy of the St. James school.
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1143. Right! I don't get why
you can't accept us for who we are.
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1144. Because that's exactly
what has put the school
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1145. in danger of closing in the first place.
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1146. ZEQUI, DON'T GET ALL WORKED UP,
I'll WAIT FOR YOU AT THE CLUB
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1147. Let's go!
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1148. And five, six, seven and eight.
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1149. And one, two, three and four.
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1150. And five, six, seven and eight.
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1151. Zequi, I want to tell you something
from the bottom of my heart.
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1152. It was the best thing
that could have happened to you.
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1153. You belong here.
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1154. I don't know what you were doing
with that know-it-all teacher.
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1155. That squeaky voice...
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1156. "Kids!
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1157. Recess is over!"
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1158. Like someone torturing a parrot.
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1159. Zequi, can we talk?
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1160. Exactly! That impression is perfect—
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1161. I'll see if the girls are done waxing.
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1162. - What are you doing here?
- You forgot this.
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1163. You didn't come all this way
just to give me this?
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1164. No, I also came to tell you
that Mario and I are getting married.
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1165. What?
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1166. I'm kidding, Zequi!
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1167. Alittle bit.
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1168. No, I came to say I was wrong.
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1169. I tried to change you.
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1170. I don't blame you, with the shit I did,
I would have tried to change me too.
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1171. I screwed up with the kids again.
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1172. Yes. But they need you.
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1173. Zequi, you've got to come back.
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1174. The contest is tomorrow, we have to win.
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1175. They don't need me to win.
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1176. They need a miracle.
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1177. First, forget those shit ugly dances.
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1178. You're going to dance
like the scumbags you are.
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1179. Is that supposed to motivate us?
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1180. From now on, you do what I say.
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1181. Look only at me.
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1182. My eyes are up here, idiot.
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1183. She said look at her, not which part.
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1184. Too much meat for your plate, little guy!
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1185. Jenny, you think you can teach us
to dance in just one night?
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1186. Honey...
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1187. I do my best work at night.
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1188. Wow.
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1189. It's so classy.
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1190. Welcome...
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1191. Welcome!
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1192. Today is a big day for young Mexicans.
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1193. No, Donald Trump hasn't resigned.
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1194. Today is the competition's grand finale.
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1195. We can't hear you, use the mic!
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1196. No way! I'm not letting
the Frida High kids prank me again.
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1197. Let the dancing begin!
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1198. Shame there isn't a prize
for being the dumbest.
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1199. You'd win for sure.
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1200. Here, don't forget the stuffing.
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1201. Hey, hey, hey.
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1202. Ignore them.
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1203. - They want to wind you up.
- It's working.
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1204. We won't let them!
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1205. We're Mayans, remember?
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1206. We're here to change history.
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1207. You kids have fought for things
your entire lives.
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1208. Your entire lives.
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1209. No school wants you.
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1210. They don't want you here either.
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1211. What's more, this goddamn world...
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1212. doesn't want you.
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1213. But you know what?
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1214. I want you.
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1215. And I love you a shitload.
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1216. Because I know you...
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1217. each one of you.
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1218. And I love you
because I know who you really are.
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1219. Team hug.
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1220. Sir,
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1221. why aren't you like that with us?
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1222. It's true. You only hug us
when you're taking selfies.
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1223. And then you use filters.
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1224. You want affection?
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1225. I want that trophy.
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1226. And I won't let those losers get it.
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1227. So stop whining
and get out there and win, okay?
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1228. Yes, sir.
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1229. Hey, do you think that's the best way
to teach your students?
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1230. Of course.
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1231. I'm teaching them the world's divided
into two groups, winners and losers.
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1232. Hey, stay on that side!
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1233. No one remembers second place, Lucy.
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1234. If winning means
becoming someone like you,
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1235. I'll stick with the losers.
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1236. And you've chosen them well.
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1237. Deep down you never changed.
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1238. I don't know what I ever saw
in someone as shallow as you.
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1239. Well, I never met someone who turns on
the stove, but never plans on cooking.
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1240. What?
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1241. - What did you say?
- I said she's a cock—
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1242. Monica! Are you okay?
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1243. - What happened?
- I don't know, it hurts!
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1244. Very good!
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1245. That was Polanco High School.
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1246. Now it's time for the reigning champions.
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1247. Give a warm round of applause
for the students from St. James!
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1248. Shit, it looks like you put
implants in your ankle.
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1249. You can still move it, right?
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1250. Get a doctor, asshole.
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1251. She didn't hit me that hard.
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1252. For Monica! Right.
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1253. She can't dance like this.
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1254. We can't go on without her.
She's our best dancer.
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1255. But if there aren't 12 of us,
we'll be disqualified.
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1256. Let me give it a try.
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1257. Slowly.
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1258. There must be some other way.
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1259. No.
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1260. She can't dance.
It has to be someone from Frida.
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1261. Yeah!
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1262. Yeah! Well done, guys!
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1263. Bravo, guys!
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1264. What a fantastic choreography!
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1265. A big round of applause
for the reigning champions.
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1266. There's just one act left.
Things couldn't be more exciting.
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1267. The competition is at stake.
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1268. Please welcome Frida Kahlo High.
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1269. Don't expect too much.
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1270. Don't worry, they'll surprise you.
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1271. A good surprise, I hope.
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1272. Frida Kahlo!
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1273. Looks like they're either shy or deaf.
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1274. Frida Kahlo, on stage!
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1275. If you don't come out,
you'll be disqualified.
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1276. Come on!
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1277. I thought this was
a classical choreography?
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1278. So did.
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1279. - Come on!
- Come on, Romo!
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1280. Come on, Frida!
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1281. Come on, Lucy!
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1282. If you're here, who is...
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1283. He had to be with them.
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1284. After all, he's the reason
the kids got here in the first place.
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1285. Such a great choreography,
very avant-garde.
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1286. Did you really expect anything
less from someone with my reputation?
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1287. You look so good in that costume!
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1288. Frida! Frida!
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1289. AND ZEQUI'S WEDDING
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1290. Who'd have thought?
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1291. We thought they'd be the ones
to destroy the school, but instead,
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1292. they are the ones that saved it.
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1293. Come on, Lucy!
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1294. Lucy, you pretty thing!
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1295. Come on, Lucy!
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1296. Go for it! Be happy!
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1297. We're gathered here...
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1298. Again?
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1299. to join Lucy and Ezequiel
in holy matrimony.
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1300. - This feels like déja vu.
- Yeah.
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1301. I don't know which wedding
I've enjoyed more.
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1302. I like this one more.
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1303. The other one was like
those jerks from St. James.
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1304. Yeah.
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1305. This one is more Frida.
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1306. for better and for worse.
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1307. To love and to cherish her
as long as you both shall live...
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1308. Be careful what you promise!
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1309. Yes.
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1310. I do.
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1311. Zequi! Zequi! Zequi!
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1312. Zequi! Zequi! Zequi!
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1313. Lucy.
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1314. Do you take...
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1315. - Are you crying?
- Yes.
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1316. Why?
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1317. I might look like a tough guy,
but weddings are just so moving.
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1318. to love and to cherish him
as long as you both shall live...
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1319. So sensitive.
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1320. 1 bet you love to cuddle
after intercourse.
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1321. Yes.
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1322. I do.
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1323. Come on, Lucy!
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1324. If anyone knows of any reason
this couple may not be lawfully wed,
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1325. speak now or forever hold your peace.
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1326. Again?
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1327. What you need is an exorcism.
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1328. - You're okay?
- Yes.
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1329. - We're better than ever.
- You are. I'm so hervous.
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1330. I didn't mean you.
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1331. We're... better than ever.
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1332. We're going to be parents?
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1333. Before you change your minds,
I declare you husband and wife.
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1334. You may kiss the bride. Go on, kiss her!
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1335. Kiss her!
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1336. They couldn't have a normal wedding
like everyone else.
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1337. I'm not sure the world
is ready for another Alcantara.
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