1. A long, long time ago,
a kingdom lived in peace…Copy !req
2. believing they had nothing to fear.Copy !req
3. But lurking in the shadowsCopy !req
4. was a great and terrible evil.Copy !req
5. The monster attacked without warning,Copy !req
6. laying waste to everything
and everyone in its path.Copy !req
7. But in that darkest hour, a hero rose up.Copy !req
8. Her name was Gloreth.Copy !req
9. Go back to the shadows
from whence you came!Copy !req
10. Gloreth vowed that her people
would never be vulnerable again.Copy !req
11. So she trained an elite force of knights
and decreed that their descendantsCopy !req
12. would protect the kingdom
for generations to come.Copy !req
13. But if you want a happily ever after,Copy !req
14. you can never let your guard downCopy !req
15. because the monsters are always out there.Copy !req
16. Good evening, folks.Copy !req
17. We are coming to you live
from the Glorodome.Copy !req
18. - I'm Nate Knight.
- I'm Alamzapam Davis.Copy !req
19. And tonight's the night
we knight the knights!Copy !req
20. - Ain't that right, Pam?
- It sure is, Nate.Copy !req
21. But this is also the most controversial
knighting ceremony in a thousand years.Copy !req
22. You can feel the excitement
and the tension.Copy !req
23. - Come on! It's starting!
- Tonight, tradition will be cast aside,Copy !req
24. and the kingdom will change forever
because of one man.Copy !req
25. Ballister.Copy !req
26. The street kid with the impossible dream
of being a knight.Copy !req
27. I'm here to slay monsters
and protect our kingdom!Copy !req
28. Impossible, that is,Copy !req
29. until the queen herself made
a shocking decision.Copy !req
30. Whoa…Copy !req
31. No, he doesn't come
from a noble bloodline…Copy !req
32. …but he might just have
the heart of a hero.Copy !req
33. And Ballister made
the most of that chance,Copy !req
34. graduating top of his institute class.Copy !req
35. A class that includes none other than…Copy !req
36. - Ambrosius Goldenloin.
- Hey.Copy !req
37. Direct descendant of Gloreth herself,Copy !req
38. and the most anticipated knight
of a generation.Copy !req
39. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
40. With Ballister joining
the ranks, for the first time in history,Copy !req
41. our safety will be put
in the hands of a commoner.Copy !req
42. I don't feel safe.Copy !req
43. It's not what Gloreth wanted.Copy !req
44. Ugh. I really hope
the queen knows what she's doing.Copy !req
45. So tonight, only one question remains.Copy !req
46. Will the kingdom accept this knight
who might not be right?Copy !req
47. Will the kingdom accept this knight
who might not be right?Copy !req
48. All right.Copy !req
49. Aaand will Ballister be broody
on the biggest day of his life?Copy !req
50. I'm not brooding. I'm just— I'm thinking.
This is my thinking face.Copy !req
51. Hey, Thinky Face. Look at me.Copy !req
52. You were better
and worked harder than all of us.Copy !req
53. You're gonna be a knight, Bal.Copy !req
54. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
55. But what if they still hate me?Copy !req
56. No one hates a hero of the realm.Copy !req
57. They're gonna love you.Copy !req
58. Like I do.Copy !req
59. My lords and ladies,Copy !req
60. the knighting ceremony
is just moments away.Copy !req
61. Your sword.Copy !req
62. Your sword, and don't touch the cart.Copy !req
63. Okay, relax.Copy !req
64. Your sword.Copy !req
65. Hey, Ballister. Listen, man.Copy !req
66. I just wanted to say,
I know I've always been tough on you,Copy !req
67. and I never thought you belonged here…Copy !req
68. And?Copy !req
69. And what?Copy !req
70. Did you think I was gonna keep going,Copy !req
71. or did you think I was gonna apologize
for how I treated you?Copy !req
72. Oh, my God! That's hilarious.Copy !req
73. You're so stupid.
I love it. It's so funny.Copy !req
74. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
75. Ballister thought I was gonna apologize
for treating him like the trash he is!Copy !req
76. Uh, your sword?Copy !req
77. Ah, thanks.Copy !req
78. Hmm. Mm…Copy !req
79. - Um, uh, Mr. Ballister?
- Hey, Squire,Copy !req
80. come take a picture with the real knight,
not some charity case.Copy !req
81. - High five!Copy !req
82. - Smack that hard. Slap it!
- Can I just—Copy !req
83. - Cadets.
- Uh…Copy !req
84. There is no greater calling
than protecting this kingdom from evil.Copy !req
85. Never let your guard down,Copy !req
86. never weaken,
and always be the will of Gloreth.Copy !req
87. - Yes, Director!
- Thank you, Director.Copy !req
88. Thank you, Director.Copy !req
89. - Thank you, Director.Copy !req
90. Ballister, today the kingdom will see you
for who you really are.Copy !req
91. Thank you, Director.Copy !req
92. - Director.
- Thank you, Director.Copy !req
93. Teacher's pet.Copy !req
94. Wait, what do you mean?
You think I'm her favorite?Copy !req
95. And now the newest heroes of the realm!Copy !req
96. Goldenloin! Goldenloin! Goldenloin!Copy !req
97. My lords and ladies,
Her Majesty the Queen.Copy !req
98. Here comes the whoo. Whoo!Copy !req
99. Whoo!Copy !req
100. Huh.Copy !req
101. I hereby pronounce you
Sir Ambrosius Goldenloin,Copy !req
102. hero of the realm.Copy !req
103. Stand, Sir Knight.Copy !req
104. Here we go.Copy !req
105. I've been looking forward to this moment.Copy !req
106. Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
107. My people, starting today,Copy !req
108. any of you should be able
to hold the swordCopy !req
109. - if you want it.
- Huh?Copy !req
110. If you earn it.Copy !req
111. I've watched this young man earn it
many times over.Copy !req
112. Your sword.Copy !req
113. I hereby pronounce youCopy !req
114. Sir Ballister Boldheart,Copy !req
115. hero of the realm!Copy !req
116. - Boldheart!
- Yeah!Copy !req
117. - Boldheart! Boldheart!
- Yeah!Copy !req
118. Boldheart! Boldheart!Copy !req
119. Boldheart! Yeah!Copy !req
120. Boldheart! Boldheart! Boldheart!Copy !req
121. Congratulations, Sir Boldheart.Copy !req
122. Let a new era of heroes begin with you.Copy !req
123. Ohh!Copy !req
124. Agh.Copy !req
125. Arrest him! He killed the queen!Copy !req
126. - Let's get him!
- Yeah, he killed the queen!Copy !req
127. Some of us don't get
the happily ever after we're looking for…Copy !req
128. …'cause it ain't that kind of kingdom.Copy !req
129. And this ain't that kind of story.Copy !req
130. The queen killer
is still out there.Copy !req
131. Everyone is scared.Copy !req
132. Oh. Freak!Copy !req
133. Not since Gloreth's monster
has anything been so hated.Copy !req
134. - He never should've been a knight.
- He wasn't one of us and hated us for it.Copy !req
135. - A commoner.
- He's vile.Copy !req
136. - He's got no place in this kingdom.
- He's a murderer.Copy !req
137. He's a monster.Copy !req
138. He's perfect.Copy !req
139. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
140. - That was weird.
- Hey, boss.Copy !req
141. Yuh!Copy !req
142. - Uh…
- I love the secret lair.Copy !req
143. The garbage and the smell of sadness
pull the whole thing together.Copy !req
144. - Wait. Who are you?
- The name's Nimona.Copy !req
145. - And how did you—
- Whoa! Yeah! Sick arm.Copy !req
146. - Did it bleed a lot?
- What?Copy !req
147. - Did they let you keep the old one?
- No. Let go!Copy !req
148. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
149. - Ooh! Can I have it?
- What? Put that down.Copy !req
150. That is not for little girls.Copy !req
151. Little girls?Copy !req
152. Okay, how old do you think I am?Copy !req
153. I don't know. Ten?Copy !req
154. - Help me out. More or less than ten?
- Not a lot of kids in your life, huh?Copy !req
155. You know what? No. I'd like it
to stay that way. You have to go.Copy !req
156. But I'm here about the job.Copy !req
157. Job? What job?Copy !req
158. It's all here in my application.Copy !req
159. This is just a bunch of drawings.
Very disturbing drawings.Copy !req
160. Oh, look, it's me.Copy !req
161. On a rhinoceros, skewering several guards
like a human kebab.Copy !req
162. Yeah! Do you like it?Copy !req
163. I thought a visual aid
would really make my resume pop.Copy !req
164. - What?
- Up here.Copy !req
165. So, about the job?Copy !req
166. What job?Copy !req
167. To be your sidekick.Copy !req
168. To help you do whatever it takesCopy !req
169. to get revenge on the cruel world
that rejected you.Copy !req
170. Shall we pillage a village?
Lay low until they don't remember you.Copy !req
171. Then we rise
like a fiery phoenix from the ashesCopy !req
172. to overthrow the government!Copy !req
173. Or we could just talk.Copy !req
174. The point is,
whatever your dark heart desires, boss.Copy !req
175. Your sidekick has arrived.Copy !req
176. - I don't need a side—
- Every villain needs a sidekick.Copy !req
177. - Wait, I am not a—
- Whoa! Sweet murder wall!Copy !req
178. - Murder wall?
- Are these your next targets?Copy !req
179. - That's not—
- Who do you wanna kill first?Copy !req
180. - I'm not killing anybody.
- This one.Copy !req
181. - What?
- This guy looks extremely punchable.Copy !req
182. You're right. He is extremely punchable.
No, wait. Look. That is not a murder wall.Copy !req
183. It's an… innocence wall?Copy !req
184. Innocence wall.Copy !req
185. Wait. Are you saying
that you're not a villain?Copy !req
186. Yes!Copy !req
187. Yes, you are?Copy !req
188. No! No, I'm not a villain. No.Copy !req
189. Oh.Copy !req
190. What? Are you disappointed
that I'm not a murderer?Copy !req
191. I mean, a little.Copy !req
192. - You know what? We're done here.
- Why?Copy !req
193. The real villain is still out there,
and I do need help.Copy !req
194. - Not from you.
- Aw, fine! Then from who?Copy !req
195. The guy who cut off your arm?Copy !req
196. - Seriously?
- It's complicated, okay?Copy !req
197. Have fun getting arrested.Copy !req
198. I am not gonna get arrested!Copy !req
199. Murderer.Copy !req
200. - Wanna get some lunch?
- Yeah, I love lunch.Copy !req
201. You had to take the arm, huh?Copy !req
202. Ballister?Copy !req
203. Director?Copy !req
204. I'm innocent.Copy !req
205. I swear on Gloreth's name.Copy !req
206. I don't know how it…Copy !req
207. how it happened.Copy !req
208. We all saw how it happened.Copy !req
209. I feel so foolish, and…Copy !req
210. I trusted you.Copy !req
211. The queen believed in you.Copy !req
212. She thought someone like you
could be a hero.Copy !req
213. And it cost her her life.Copy !req
214. Director, please.Copy !req
215. You know I love the queen.
I love the Institute.Copy !req
216. Talk to Goldenloin.Copy !req
217. Can I speak to Goldenloin?Copy !req
218. He is as heartbroken
as the rest of this kingdom.Copy !req
219. You won't be talking
to anyone anymore, Ballister.Copy !req
220. Please!Copy !req
221. Please, just listen to me.Copy !req
222. No. I won't make that mistake again.Copy !req
223. Director, give me a chance.Copy !req
224. We gave you a chance.Copy !req
225. But I didn't do this!Copy !req
226. Uhh!Copy !req
227. - I told you.
- Oh! Good Gloreth!Copy !req
228. Hey, boss.Copy !req
229. What? How—Copy !req
230. Did I know this was gonna happen?Copy !req
231. Because once everyone
sees you as a villain,Copy !req
232. that's what you are.Copy !req
233. They only see you one way,
no matter how hard you try.Copy !req
234. You gave it a good shot, though.
I gotta hand it to you.Copy !req
235. - Thank you.
- Don't thank me yet.Copy !req
236. - I still gotta get you out of here.
- Wait. How did you get out?Copy !req
237. I know the code.
Beep bop boop beep bop.Copy !req
238. Invalid password.Copy !req
239. After you.Copy !req
240. No?Copy !req
241. You could sit here
for the rest of eternity,Copy !req
242. slowly watching your muscles atrophy,
your skin turning to rot,Copy !req
243. your nails growing
into long, curly-fry-looking talons.Copy !req
244. You know there's no toilet in there.Copy !req
245. Okay, okay, but I lead.Copy !req
246. If you see anyone—Copy !req
247. Murder 'em.Copy !req
248. Hide. If you see anyone, hide.Copy !req
249. Fine, because we're still
gonna break stuff.Copy !req
250. - That's a hard no.
- Uhh!Copy !req
251. Psst.Copy !req
252. This place should be crawling with guards.Copy !req
253. How exactly did you get past…Copy !req
254. …them?Copy !req
255. They were like this when I got here.Copy !req
256. - Grab them!
- Stop 'em!Copy !req
257. - Over here!
- Charge!Copy !req
258. The One-Arm Club's about to get
some new members.Copy !req
259. Get it?Copy !req
260. Uhh!Copy !req
261. - What? Too soon?
- Murderer!Copy !req
262. He is a murderer… of fun.Copy !req
263. - Did you even have a plan?
- This is the plan!Copy !req
264. I break you out, chaos, destruction,
something, something, something, we win.Copy !req
265. The "old something, something, something,
we win." Terrible plan.Copy !req
266. Better than your plan of, "Sit in the dark
and mope in a room with no toilet."Copy !req
267. - I was not moping!Copy !req
268. Queen killer!Copy !req
269. Knights don't mope.
We brood. I was brooding.Copy !req
270. Oh.Copy !req
271. Okay, fine. You know what?Copy !req
272. Why don't we do it your way? Yeah?Copy !req
273. Murder him, murder her, murder everyone!Copy !req
274. Bal?Copy !req
275. - Ambrosius.
- Gesundheit.Copy !req
276. Oh, nemesis.Copy !req
277. Nemesis?Copy !req
278. Queen killer!Copy !req
279. - Oh, look! It's Gloreth!
- Where?Copy !req
280. - Open the door!
- Not an exit. That's on me.Copy !req
281. - Did you see the way he looked at me?Copy !req
282. He really thinks I killed the queen.Copy !req
283. - Everyone thinks you killed the queen.Copy !req
284. - Snap out of it.
- What was that for?Copy !req
285. I can get us out of here,
but things are about to get weird.Copy !req
286. - About to get weird?
- Promise me you won't freak out.Copy !req
287. How, if I don't know what's gonna happen?Copy !req
288. - I guess you'll just have to trust me.
- Why would I trust you?Copy !req
289. Yaah!Copy !req
290. - If you don't, you'll die in this closet!
- Die?Copy !req
291. - Now promise!
- I promise.Copy !req
292. - Promise promise?
- On my life!Copy !req
293. - Then say it again.
- I promise!Copy !req
294. Wow. Even when you see the horn?Copy !req
295. Horn? You mean like a trumpet?Copy !req
296. Just promise!Copy !req
297. I promise I will not freak—
Uh…Copy !req
298. This is the part where you run.Copy !req
299. - Everyone get out of here!Copy !req
300. - Yeah!
- Oh no!Copy !req
301. No! Stay away! Get back!
No! This is not happening!Copy !req
302. Yee-haw!Copy !req
303. Oh no. Oh, good Gloreth!Copy !req
304. Aah!Copy !req
305. Rhinoceros?Copy !req
306. - Leave that guy alone!
- Take that!Copy !req
307. - No! Not the stairs!
- Ooh, stairs!Copy !req
308. - Whoo!
- Not the stairs!Copy !req
309. - What are you?
- I'm Nimona!Copy !req
310. - So, you're a girl and a rhino?
- I'm a lot of things.Copy !req
311. - What is happening?Copy !req
312. Ohh! Uhh!Copy !req
313. Yaah!Copy !req
314. - Are you gonna be okay?
- No!Copy !req
315. - You promised.
- Right!Copy !req
316. Right. You promised not to freak out.Copy !req
317. - Turn right!
- Oh!Copy !req
318. Halt!Copy !req
319. Whoa!Copy !req
320. Huh. This floor is surprisingly stable.Copy !req
321. Ah, there we go.Copy !req
322. - Cold in here?
- Uhh!Copy !req
323. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
324. You. You did that on purpose.Copy !req
325. You catch on quick, boss. Yeah.Copy !req
326. No. We've gotta get out of here.Copy !req
327. Whoa!Copy !req
328. No! No! No! No going down!
No going down!Copy !req
329. Staircase! No going down!Copy !req
330. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
331. Yeah!Copy !req
332. Ha!Copy !req
333. Ha ha!Copy !req
334. Oh, no.Copy !req
335. Something, something, something, we win.Copy !req
336. Metal.Copy !req
337. Oh.Copy !req
338. How long was I out for?Copy !req
339. Oh. Fifteen years.Copy !req
340. Fifteen years?Copy !req
341. Don't be so gullible.
It was just a couple of hours.Copy !req
342. Breakfast tacos?Copy !req
343. Wait. Wait. Last thing I remember,
we were in a supply closet.Copy !req
344. And now… How did I get here?Copy !req
345. I dragged you for, like, seven miles.Copy !req
346. What happened?Copy !req
347. Your head bounced
on the sidewalk a few times.Copy !req
348. It's all so foggy.Copy !req
349. Really? You thanked me,
said you'd forever be in my debt,Copy !req
350. and that we'd always be best friends.Copy !req
351. Uh…Copy !req
352. Totally happened.Copy !req
353. Hey, I spruced up the lair.Copy !req
354. I arranged the weapons
in order of deadliness,Copy !req
355. unchildproofed the place,
opened the poisons laying around,Copy !req
356. and pulled some rusty nails
one centimeter out of the floorboards.Copy !req
357. Overall, just made it
much more evil lair-y in here.Copy !req
358. Evil Larry.
That's a great villain name.Copy !req
359. - You should change your name.
- Never gonna happen.Copy !req
360. Whatever, Larry.Copy !req
361. And I updated your murder wall.Copy !req
362. Oops.Copy !req
363. Plus, I drew up plans
for revenge, torment,Copy !req
364. and good old general malfeasance.Copy !req
365. Rhinoceros.Copy !req
366. You look freaked.
You promised you'd hold it together.Copy !req
367. You're not human.Copy !req
368. - You looking for something?
- My sword.Copy !req
369. It exploded. Remember?Copy !req
370. You're a mo—Copy !req
371. What? Marsupial? Mariachi? Meatball?Copy !req
372. You're a monster.Copy !req
373. Do not call me that!Copy !req
374. No. No, no, no. Of course not.Copy !req
375. You're obviously not
a massive fire-breathing, you know—Copy !req
376. But you do do
the shifty-shift-shifting-shape thing.Copy !req
377. And you're a girl who can turn into—Copy !req
378. What are you?Copy !req
379. I'm Nimona.Copy !req
380. No, that's not an answer.Copy !req
381. People don't just turn into things.Copy !req
382. I do.Copy !req
383. Okay. Fine.
Then I have a million questions.Copy !req
384. You get one.Copy !req
385. Why are you helping me?Copy !req
386. Because I'm bored.Copy !req
387. And everybody hates you too.Copy !req
388. The squire has to know something.Copy !req
389. He's the one that gave me the sword.
The sword that…Copy !req
390. that…Copy !req
391. You need the squire?Copy !req
392. Then let's go kill— Get him.Copy !req
393. Let's go get him.Copy !req
394. You and me.Copy !req
395. No, absolutely not.Copy !req
396. The thing you do? It's too much. No.Copy !req
397. I think you're trying to say,
"Thanks for saving my life."Copy !req
398. Three times, if you're keeping score.Copy !req
399. But you're right.
I'm sure you can do this alone,Copy !req
400. with every knight in the entire kingdom
gunning for you. Good luck.Copy !req
401. Wait.Copy !req
402. Yes, Evil Larry?Copy !req
403. - I…
- I'm in.Copy !req
404. Here's the thing. When we clear your name,
then I am your official sidekick forever.Copy !req
405. No take-backsies. Deal?Copy !req
406. - I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
- Don't overthink it.Copy !req
407. Can you just be you, please?Copy !req
408. I don't follow.Copy !req
409. Girl you.Copy !req
410. But I'm not a girl.Copy !req
411. I'm a shark.Copy !req
412. Hey. You ever put your head
in the mouth of one of these?Copy !req
413. - Should've just stayed in jail.
- Come on!Copy !req
414. You know you wanna!Copy !req
415. Oh man! Look at this place!Copy !req
416. A thousand years of history destroyed.Copy !req
417. - Huh. Hey, Mansley.
- What?Copy !req
418. Your uncle's head
fell on my grandma's butt.Copy !req
419. - That's hilarious.
- Nice.Copy !req
420. Oh, so sad, though.Copy !req
421. Well, if Goldenloin
hadn't helped him…Copy !req
422. - I never liked…
- Let me get this straight.Copy !req
423. The murderer of the queen escapedCopy !req
424. with the help of a girl,
an ostrich, and a whale?Copy !req
425. It destroyed our showers!Copy !req
426. This is his fault!Copy !req
427. - Tell him, Todd.
- Me?Copy !req
428. Why didn't you tell us
Ballister was working with whales?Copy !req
429. Whales? Really, Todd?Copy !req
430. Oh, what? Whale? Really? Yeah.
You knew him better than anyone, bro.Copy !req
431. I tried to stop him, bro.Copy !req
432. Really? Like this?
"Oh, hi, Ballister. Come right in."Copy !req
433. "And of course you can bring your whale,
ostrich, and big fat unicorn."Copy !req
434. - Fat unicorn?
- Yeah, you saw it.Copy !req
435. - One with the horn that broke everything.
- You mean rhinoceros?Copy !req
436. If I meant rhinoperos,
I would have said rhinoperos.Copy !req
437. Enough!Copy !req
438. There is a villain on the loose
in our kingdom.Copy !req
439. Look at you, acting like common children.Copy !req
440. Remember your training.Copy !req
441. Remember who you are.Copy !req
442. We are born to protect this kingdom.Copy !req
443. I was born.Copy !req
444. Let me take the lead, Director.Copy !req
445. There's only two things I want right now.
A, to have a really big sword.Copy !req
446. Check.Copy !req
447. And three, to treat Ballister
like the queen-killing monster he is.Copy !req
448. - I'll hunt him down.
- Yeah!Copy !req
449. I'll make it hurt. I'll make—Copy !req
450. - I'll do it.
- Huh?Copy !req
451. Why?Copy !req
452. If anyone can find Bal…Copy !req
453. find BallisterCopy !req
454. before someone else gets hurt…Copy !req
455. it's me.Copy !req
456. This is the greatest threat
we've faced in generations.Copy !req
457. Thankfully, we have
a descendant of Gloreth to lead us.Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. Knights of the realm,Copy !req
460. search every street, every shadow.Copy !req
461. Find Ballister, and bring him to me.Copy !req
462. After yesterday's vicious attack
on the Institute,Copy !req
463. our knights have redoubled their effortsCopy !req
464. in the manhunt for the villain Ballister.Copy !req
465. Whew. Okay.Copy !req
466. We just have to get to the market
and find the squire without drawing att—Copy !req
467. - Will you be quiet?Copy !req
468. Counterpoint.
Your plan sucks, and it's boring.Copy !req
469. - Where's the drama? The screams of terror?Copy !req
470. - Wait. Shh.Copy !req
471. We are villains. Embrace it.Copy !req
472. No. We're doing things my way this time.
No one gets hurt.Copy !req
473. I was going
for the "hurting people" version.Copy !req
474. - We find the squire and question him.
- Then hurt him.Copy !req
475. - No. And then find the proof.
- By hurting him.Copy !req
476. No. Can we just get to the market, please?Copy !req
477. Roger that.Copy !req
478. - Next flight leaves in three…
- No. What are you doing?Copy !req
479. - …two…
- No— Boo! I'm a ghost. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
480. Eh, sorry.
I can't be seen with that! Aah!Copy !req
481. This is quality sidekicking stuff.Copy !req
482. It's too much.Copy !req
483. Oh, unclench your mustache.
What's the worst that could happen?Copy !req
484. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
485. Seek immediate shelter.Copy !req
486. Citizens of the realm, hello.Copy !req
487. In light of yesterday's horrific attack
on the Institute,Copy !req
488. we are taking every precaution
to keep you safe.Copy !req
489. Please do not be alarmed.
This is only a test.Copy !req
490. Go about your normal lives
and rest assuredCopy !req
491. that the Institute
has this situation well in hand.Copy !req
492. Good day and may Gloreth guide you always.Copy !req
493. Do not be alarmed. Please remain calm.Copy !req
494. This is only a test.Copy !req
495. Oh! A "don't-be-alarmed" alarm. Effective.Copy !req
496. Don't you get it?Copy !req
497. The second we let our guard down,
something terrible comes over that wall.Copy !req
498. Have you ever even been outside the wall?Copy !req
499. Yeah, 'cause I have a death wish.
No! No one has!Copy !req
500. So, maybe there's nothing there?Copy !req
501. You know what? We're going underground.
Without the wings.Copy !req
502. You're gonna want 'em later.Copy !req
503. Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
Go back to the shadows and—Copy !req
504. Hey!Copy !req
505. - Aw!Copy !req
506. Next train arriving in three minutes.Copy !req
507. Remember, if you see something,
slay something.Copy !req
508. You're watching KTV News.Copy !req
509. High five!Copy !req
510. After the break, "First Family Fashion,"
what the nobles are wearing this season.Copy !req
511. So cool. We're famous.Copy !req
512. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
513. Ah. I love us.Copy !req
514. - Excuse me. I need to see your face.
- Of course.Copy !req
515. So then an otter comes around the corner,
and it bit me.Copy !req
516. A sea otter or a river otter?Copy !req
517. Are you kidding?
Does it matter? It bit me.Copy !req
518. There's significant anatomical differences
between the two.Copy !req
519. I don't know. It was…Copy !req
520. We're never gonna make it on that train
without them seeing us.Copy !req
521. We need a distraction.Copy !req
522. Who has four thumbs
and is great at distractions?Copy !req
523. Fine, but dial it down.Copy !req
524. Something inconspicuous
and discreet, like…Copy !req
525. And she's gone.Copy !req
526. - The queen killer!Copy !req
527. If you see something, slay something!Copy !req
528. It's Ballister Boldheart!Copy !req
529. - Boo!
- Aah!Copy !req
530. Yaah! I'm evil, and I hate everybody!Copy !req
531. Not as much as I hate myself.
Can somebody give me a hug?Copy !req
532. Baah! I hate smiles!Copy !req
533. - Got him!
- I hate cupcakes.Copy !req
534. And I think babies are ugly!Copy !req
535. Hoo hoo!Copy !req
536. Look at this!
I'm loitering, and I'm littering.Copy !req
537. I hope you all like freestyle jazz.Copy !req
538. Get him!Copy !req
539. - Hurry up!
- Stop pushing me! I'm trying!Copy !req
540. I'm not pushing!
I'm encouraging you forward!Copy !req
541. Well, do it without hitting!Copy !req
542. Our chariot awaits.Copy !req
543. What was that?
And you never said you could turn into me.Copy !req
544. By the way, I can turn into you.Copy !req
545. Well, for the record,
that is nothing like me.Copy !req
546. You're right. You're never that much fun.Copy !req
547. - We found him.
- We found him!Copy !req
548. Look!Copy !req
549. All right, let's go.
Let's get this gutter punk.Copy !req
550. - Yes, sir.
- Wait.Copy !req
551. Let it run.Copy !req
552. Something doesn't feel right.Copy !req
553. He hates freestyle jazz.Copy !req
554. - You're letting him get away.
- Keep playing.Copy !req
555. The clock's ticking.Copy !req
556. There.Copy !req
557. That's him.Copy !req
558. Where's that train headed?Copy !req
559. That's the express to the market.
Arrives in six minutes.Copy !req
560. And we'll be there to meet him.Copy !req
561. Now we go.Copy !req
562. - Everyone to the market.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
563. "Everyone to the market. I'm a dork,
and my hair smells like lavender."Copy !req
564. - Starving?
- Rahhr!Copy !req
565. Kwispy!Copy !req
566. Then slay your hunger with Dragon Krisps!Copy !req
567. - Crunch!
- Munch!Copy !req
568. Take that!Copy !req
569. All right, yay!Copy !req
570. Yeah!Copy !req
571. Dragon Krisps.
Part of your heroic breakfast!Copy !req
572. Ecch!Copy !req
573. You've been staring.Copy !req
574. Did somebody want pizza?Copy !req
575. Can you please just be normal
for a second?Copy !req
576. Normal?Copy !req
577. I just think it'd be easier
if you were a girl.Copy !req
578. Easier to be a girl? You're hilarious.Copy !req
579. I mean, easier if you look human.Copy !req
580. Easier for who?Copy !req
581. For you. A lot of people aren't
as accepting as me.Copy !req
582. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
583. How did you get like this?Copy !req
584. What? You mean awesome?Copy !req
585. No, how do you— I'm just trying
to understand what I'm working with here.Copy !req
586. I'm Nimona.Copy !req
587. That explains literally nothing.Copy !req
588. No, you're right.Copy !req
589. You deserve
a better explanation than that.Copy !req
590. I was just a kid.Copy !req
591. Cute, little, innocent me.Copy !req
592. I was playing in the woods,Copy !req
593. following the birds flying
and the fish swimmingCopy !req
594. and the deer bounding.Copy !req
595. They all looked so happy together,Copy !req
596. but I…Copy !req
597. I was alone.Copy !req
598. - That's when I heard it…Copy !req
599. …a song, calling me,Copy !req
600. - leading me to a wishing well.Copy !req
601. How did you know
it wasn't just a regular well?Copy !req
602. - Do you wanna tell my story for me?
- Right. Sorry. Go on.Copy !req
603. As I slowly approached the well,Copy !req
604. a coin appeared
in the palm of my hand as if by magic.Copy !req
605. And I knew what I had to do.Copy !req
606. I summoned my courage,
held the coin tight,Copy !req
607. threw it into the well, and made a wish.Copy !req
608. A wish to one day be trapped on a subwayCopy !req
609. with an uptight knight
asking me small-minded questions.Copy !req
610. Do you still have that pizza?Copy !req
611. Now arriving at Market Station.Copy !req
612. Cool, we're here.Copy !req
613. Oh.Copy !req
614. And so are your friends.Copy !req
615. Uhh!Copy !req
616. Do you think he saw us?Copy !req
617. Yes.Copy !req
618. Go, go, go!Copy !req
619. - Move!
- On the left.Copy !req
620. - Clear.Copy !req
621. - Clear.
- Moving!Copy !req
622. What in the name of Gloreth?Copy !req
623. Tiny whale.Copy !req
624. Whoa!Copy !req
625. Did Goldenloin see you do the thing?Copy !req
626. Seriously? That guy cut off your arm, and
you're worried about being seen with me.Copy !req
627. - I told you, it's—
- Complicated. I know.Copy !req
628. Look! Squire.Copy !req
629. Hi. Hi. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
630. Okay. We've gotta get him
out of here quietly.Copy !req
631. On it.Copy !req
632. Wait, not like that.
Not like that, either.Copy !req
633. You want me to shift.
You don't want me to shift. Pick a lane.Copy !req
634. And now you're a boy.Copy !req
635. - I am today.
- Wait, no!Copy !req
636. - Wanted. Wanted. Wanted.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
637. - Come on.Copy !req
638. I know he's here! Find him!Copy !req
639. - Look, it's Goldenloin!
- I can't believe it.Copy !req
640. Goldenloin.Copy !req
641. - Please move aside.
- Can I get your autograph?Copy !req
642. - Just one signature. Who am I signing?
- Do you sign skin?Copy !req
643. - Don't move!Copy !req
644. 'Cause if you do, you're gonna miss out
on a great deal today!Copy !req
645. Excuse me, Mr. Squire, sir.Copy !req
646. I can't find my mommy.Copy !req
647. She went to that scary alley over there.Copy !req
648. Can you help me find her?Copy !req
649. Please?Copy !req
650. Oh, no.Copy !req
651. Let me go ahead and pass this problem
on to someone else.Copy !req
652. - There's no time!
- Aah!Copy !req
653. This baby's fully loaded.
State-of-the-art sound system.Copy !req
654. There. Can we just part the waters?Copy !req
655. - Thank you.
- Thank you. Move aside.Copy !req
656. Please help me. Help me, please.Copy !req
657. A little demon baby is after me.
Please help me.Copy !req
658. - Aah!Copy !req
659. Aah!Copy !req
660. Check this out.Copy !req
661. With our 360-degree dashcams,
you'll always see what's coming.Copy !req
662. And our news feature will keep you
up to date with the kingdom's headlines.Copy !req
663. - Uh, you look a lot like—
- I'm innocent!Copy !req
664. Help!Copy !req
665. No!Copy !req
666. Pineapple on pizza? Bleah!Copy !req
667. - There!
- Excuse me. I need to get through. Move!Copy !req
668. - Uh-oh.
- Ah ha ha ha!Copy !req
669. - Aw. Why did you get to kill him?
- He's not dead. I hope.Copy !req
670. - Is that Ballister?
- It's the queen killer!Copy !req
671. - He's working with a demon baby!
- I thought he ate babies!Copy !req
672. Ballister! Stop! HaltCopy !req
673. - Yeah!
- Get in!Copy !req
674. - Bal!
- Shoot him in the face!Copy !req
675. What are you doing?Copy !req
676. We'll take it.Copy !req
677. Aah!Copy !req
678. - Dang it!Copy !req
679. I hate to say it,
but you make a pretty good bad guy.Copy !req
680. Oh! Yep. I like it.Copy !req
681. We're gonna shake this dude down
in this sketchy part of town.Copy !req
682. Look, let's just question the squire
and get out— Your leg.Copy !req
683. - Huh?
- There's an arrow in your leg!Copy !req
684. - Oh.
- Okay, you really need to sit down.Copy !req
685. - No, it's fine. It's totally—
- Look at you. You're not fine.Copy !req
686. - It's a splinter. It'll work itself out.
- You're bleeding. Sit.Copy !req
687. We're just gonna take a look, okay?Copy !req
688. Yah! Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
689. That's— It's— That's in there.Copy !req
690. Uh, everything's fine.
We're just gonna…Copy !req
691. We're gonna do this on three.Copy !req
692. You ready?Copy !req
693. One, two, three.Copy !req
694. Okay, most people scream at that part.Copy !req
695. I'm not a people.Copy !req
696. Right.Copy !req
697. Right. Um…Copy !req
698. - does it hurt at all?
- It does.Copy !req
699. But I've been through worse.Copy !req
700. What does it feel like?Copy !req
701. Pretty stabby in my leg region.Copy !req
702. No. No. The shape shifting.Copy !req
703. Does it hurt, or does it—Copy !req
704. Sorry. Small-minded question.Copy !req
705. Hold still.Copy !req
706. Honestly?Copy !req
707. I feel worse when I don't do it.Copy !req
708. Like my insides are itchy.Copy !req
709. You know that second
right before you sneeze?Copy !req
710. That's close to it.Copy !req
711. Then I shape-shift, and I'm free.Copy !req
712. What if you held it in?Copy !req
713. If you didn't shape-shift?Copy !req
714. - I'd die.
- Good Gloreth, that's horrible!Copy !req
715. Don't be so gullible. I wouldn't die die.Copy !req
716. I just sure wouldn't be living.Copy !req
717. So nice to hear you guys bonding.Copy !req
718. Ah, it's such a shame I have to go.
Let me go.Copy !req
719. Oh yeah, the punk in the trunk.
Let's go dunk on the punk in the trunk.Copy !req
720. - Start talking.
- He wants blood.Copy !req
721. - Blood?
- Your blood!Copy !req
722. - I don't want blood.
- Buckets of blood!Copy !req
723. What I want is answers, so start talking.Copy !req
724. Or we start stabbing.Copy !req
725. - No stabbing.
- Slapping.Copy !req
726. No! Why did you set me up?Copy !req
727. - I didn't.
- Then who?Copy !req
728. - You!
- No!Copy !req
729. - Who?
- Let me explain.Copy !req
730. Blanche? Chad? Todd?Copy !req
731. - Todd?
- Punchable face guy?Copy !req
732. Of course.
Todd swapped my sword, didn't he?Copy !req
733. - What? No.
- Why are you protecting him?Copy !req
734. Who'd protect Todd?Copy !req
735. Guess we're just gonna
have to do things the hard way.Copy !req
736. Hard way? Hold on a second.
Wait. Just wait.Copy !req
737. Peekaboo.Copy !req
738. Yaah! Here, look.Copy !req
739. Check it out. I'm in the locker room,Copy !req
740. and you are looking at history
in the making.Copy !req
741. Ballister's armor. It's speaking.Copy !req
742. It's saying, "Respect me. Protect me.
Put me on. No one's watching."Copy !req
743. Awkward.Copy !req
744. Oh, we can just fast-forward.Copy !req
745. Okay, this is the part you have to see.Copy !req
746. The Director set me up.Copy !req
747. She killed the queen.Copy !req
748. I, I didn't know what to do.
I tried to show you before…Copy !req
749. None of this makes sense.Copy !req
750. Oh. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
751. I'm sorry for kidnapping you.Copy !req
752. It's okay.Copy !req
753. - Or am I?
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
754. Ha ha!Copy !req
755. Look, boss, you got betrayed
by someone you trusted.Copy !req
756. I get it. It sucks. But we did it.
You're innocent, and we have the proof.Copy !req
757. - Once we upload that video—
- We're not.Copy !req
758. What? Everybody needs to know the truth.Copy !req
759. The system is jacked.
The Institute needs to shut down.Copy !req
760. Will you be quiet?Copy !req
761. Prospective target.
Clear on Avenue Three. Over.Copy !req
762. I will not be quiet about this.Copy !req
763. This video could damage people's faith
in the Institute.Copy !req
764. No duh!Copy !req
765. Look, I don't know why she framed me,
but the Institute's not the problem.Copy !req
766. The Director is.Copy !req
767. That's why I'm taking this to Ambrosius.Copy !req
768. - Who cares?
- Ambro—Copy !req
769. This is the man who cut off your arm.
Arm-chopping is not a love language!Copy !req
770. He didn't cut off my arm.
He disarmed a weapon.Copy !req
771. It's how we were trained.Copy !req
772. Wow!Copy !req
773. They brainwashed you good.Copy !req
774. You think this stops with the Director?Copy !req
775. You should be
questioning everything right now.Copy !req
776. The will of Gloreth,
the Institute, the wall.Copy !req
777. What's it all really for?Copy !req
778. For protecting the realm.Copy !req
779. You mean from villains like you?Copy !req
780. Or monstersCopy !req
781. like me?Copy !req
782. Look, if we get this to Ambrosius,
everything is gonna be okay.Copy !req
783. For both of us.Copy !req
784. Okay, fine. But when things go south,
I'm breaking stuff.Copy !req
785. - That won't be necessary.Copy !req
786. Is something on your mind, Ambrosius?Copy !req
787. You can talk to me.Copy !req
788. My mind?Copy !req
789. I've lost my mind.Copy !req
790. I've lost everything.Copy !req
791. The man I love, my best friend.Copy !req
792. Although now he's got a new best friend.
What's that about?Copy !req
793. What else is he hiding?
Who is the real him?Copy !req
794. Who am I?Copy !req
795. A direct descendant of Gloreth?
I never asked for that.Copy !req
796. Now everyone expects me
to arrest Ballister.Copy !req
797. If I don't, I'm a traitor to you.
If I do, I'm a traitor to him.Copy !req
798. Oh, and on top of that,
I chopped off his arm!Copy !req
799. His arm! Who chops off an arm?Copy !req
800. Because I was trained to?
Arm chopping is not a love langua—Copy !req
801. I'm fine, Director.Copy !req
802. - Ma'am.
- Stay strong, Ambrosius.Copy !req
803. The blood of Gloreth
runs through your veins.Copy !req
804. - Ambrosius.
- Knights!Copy !req
805. They were like this when I got here.Copy !req
806. You.Copy !req
807. Me.Copy !req
808. Ambrosius, the Director killed the queen.Copy !req
809. - What?
- Another desperate lie.Copy !req
810. He's not a liar.Copy !req
811. Says the miscreant, whispering in his ear.Copy !req
812. Aw, thank you.Copy !req
813. I'm innocent, and I have proof.Copy !req
814. - He's got a weapon.
- No!Copy !req
815. Not anymore! Todd rules!Copy !req
816. It doesn't matter.
You shouldn't need proof.Copy !req
817. You know I'm not a murderer.Copy !req
818. What are you waiting for, Captain?Copy !req
819. Hurry before the whale gets here.Copy !req
820. Come on, man.Copy !req
821. Do the right thing.Copy !req
822. Who is she, Bal?Copy !req
823. What is she?Copy !req
824. Ambrosius, I am begging you to trust me.Copy !req
825. Arrest them.Copy !req
826. You wanna know who the kid is?Copy !req
827. Oh, I like where this is going.Copy !req
828. You wanna show 'em?Copy !req
829. I'd love to.Copy !req
830. Let's break stuff.Copy !req
831. Metal.Copy !req
832. Is that a gorilla?Copy !req
833. Oh!Copy !req
834. Bloop.Copy !req
835. - Give me a sword.
- We need to get you to safety.Copy !req
836. - Aah!
- Get this thing in the air now!Copy !req
837. - Oh!
- Sorry, not sorry!Copy !req
838. - You see a way out of here?
- Of horse I do.Copy !req
839. Okay, that was terrible.Copy !req
840. Stop that… horse?Copy !req
841. - We're going over, aren't we?
- Yep! The only way out is down.Copy !req
842. - Horse!
- Why are we always falling?Copy !req
843. Ha ha! Told you you'd want the wings.
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
844. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
845. - Okay, that was super gross.
- Ha ha, I know!Copy !req
846. Well, if it isn't the golden boy.Copy !req
847. - That's the otter that bit me!
- I can see your confusion.Copy !req
848. It has the tail of a river otter,
but the webbed back feet—Copy !req
849. Did I ever mean anything to you?
Or was it all just a lie?Copy !req
850. A lie? Says the guy running around
with a monster!Copy !req
851. Don't call her that! She's smart,
kind, and quite sophisticated.Copy !req
852. That guy just peed his armor!
He peed his armor!Copy !req
853. And she has my back, unlike you.Copy !req
854. You lied to me about everything!Copy !req
855. Only one lying to you is the Director!Copy !req
856. What? You're gonna kill me now too?Copy !req
857. You believe that?Copy !req
858. Then you never knew me at all.Copy !req
859. Yeah. Now I'm gonna punch you in the face.Copy !req
860. Now, I'm no doctor,
but this cast looks delicious.Copy !req
861. Boss?Copy !req
862. You think this hurts?Copy !req
863. Wait till you see what we do
to your pet monster.Copy !req
864. No! Leave her alone!Copy !req
865. Kwispy! Wait, what?Copy !req
866. Hope you brought milk.Copy !req
867. No!Copy !req
868. Wait, wait! No, no!Copy !req
869. What?Copy !req
870. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
871. Seek immediate shelter.Copy !req
872. - Monster attack. Monster attack.
- It's okay.Copy !req
873. …immediate shelter.Copy !req
874. - Monster attack. Monster attack.
- M-Monster.Copy !req
875. …immediate shelter.Copy !req
876. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
877. Seek immediate shelter.Copy !req
878. - Monster attack.
- Her! Come on!Copy !req
879. - I've got you, kid!
- No! Stop!Copy !req
880. - Are you okay?
- I don't wanna talk about it.Copy !req
881. - I know something's wrong.
- I said I don't wanna talk about it!Copy !req
882. Hey, I'm just trying to help.Copy !req
883. I don't need your help!Copy !req
884. Did you see the way
that little girl looked at me?Copy !req
885. Kids.Copy !req
886. Little kids.Copy !req
887. They grow up believing
that they can be a heroCopy !req
888. if they drive a sword into the heart
of anything different.Copy !req
889. And I'm the monster?Copy !req
890. I don't know what's scarier.Copy !req
891. The fact that everyone in this kingdom
wants to run a sword through my heart…Copy !req
892. or that sometimesCopy !req
893. I just wanna let 'em.Copy !req
894. We have to get you out of here.Copy !req
895. We'll go over the wall.Copy !req
896. We won't stop
until we find someplace safe.Copy !req
897. Okay, we'll go together.Copy !req
898. Together?Copy !req
899. Listen, you were right about everything.
The Institute, the wall…Copy !req
900. Ambrosius.Copy !req
901. No matter what we do,
we can't change the way people see us.Copy !req
902. You changed the way you see me.Copy !req
903. Didn't you?Copy !req
904. We can't let the Director
get away with this.Copy !req
905. We shouldn't have to run.Copy !req
906. And you made a deal, right?Copy !req
907. We clear your name,
you make me your sidekick.Copy !req
908. You can't back out on a deal
because you believe in truth and honorCopy !req
909. and blah, blah, blah.
All that stupid stuff.Copy !req
910. Truth and honor aren't stupid,
but all right.Copy !req
911. So, you got a plan?Copy !req
912. 'Course I got a plan.Copy !req
913. Something, something, something…Copy !req
914. We win.Copy !req
915. Excuse me, but the Director
isn't available right now.Copy !req
916. We need to talk!Copy !req
917. Alone.Copy !req
918. Was Ballister telling the truth?Copy !req
919. He could've said anybody killed the queen,
but he said you. Why you?Copy !req
920. Sir Goldenloin,
is your loyalty to this kingdomCopy !req
921. or to a knight
who consorts with a monster?Copy !req
922. Did you swap his sword?Copy !req
923. Did you set him up?Copy !req
924. Tell me the truth!Copy !req
925. Ever since I was young,
I've had the same nightmare.Copy !req
926. I find a crack in the wall.Copy !req
927. I yell out,Copy !req
928. but no one listens.Copy !req
929. And the crack grows bigger and biggerCopy !req
930. until the wall crumblesCopy !req
931. and the monsters pour in.Copy !req
932. I begged the queen
not to question the word of Gloreth.Copy !req
933. Not to question what's kept us safe
for a thousand years.Copy !req
934. But she wouldn't listen.Copy !req
935. Allowing Ballister to hold the sword
was the first crack in the wall.Copy !req
936. And nowCopy !req
937. we have a monster in our kingdom.Copy !req
938. Is that…Copy !req
939. I'm sorry, Ambrosius.Copy !req
940. Ahh…Copy !req
941. Ohh!Copy !req
942. So, yes, I framed Ballister.Copy !req
943. I killed the queen.Copy !req
944. Gloreth did whatever it took
to keep the monsters out.Copy !req
945. And so will I.Copy !req
946. Ahh.Copy !req
947. May Gloreth forgive you.Copy !req
948. So, yes, I framed Ballister.Copy !req
949. I killed the queen.Copy !req
950. I can't wait for the kingdom to see this.Copy !req
951. You.Copy !req
952. Well, and my sidekick.
Round of applause, ladies and gents.Copy !req
953. Was my acting okay? I was a little worried
my last "Ehh" was too over the top.Copy !req
954. If you're looking for feedback,
it was a little dramatic.Copy !req
955. You won't win any awards, but it was good.Copy !req
956. I've never taken a class.Copy !req
957. Really? That's a surprise.Copy !req
958. Not a one.
Oh, don't forget your sword, boss.Copy !req
959. Eh, she can keep it.Copy !req
960. I don't fight for her anymore.Copy !req
961. You called me your sidekick.Copy !req
962. I did, didn't I?Copy !req
963. You called me your sidekick.Copy !req
964. And I regret it already.Copy !req
965. You called me your sidekick.
You called me…Copy !req
966. We need to talk.Copy !req
967. Bad time?Copy !req
968. Come on, come on!Copy !req
969. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
970. Yes! Let's take that pooch for a walk.Copy !req
971. Eight, nine, ten.Copy !req
972. Ooh, landing you in the Enchanted Forest,
which is my domain.Copy !req
973. Cha-ching. 600 gold, please.Copy !req
974. My Scottie dog
will not pay your tyrannical toll.Copy !req
975. He rallies the oppressed
woodland creatures and starts a rebellion.Copy !req
976. Squirrels scale the castle walls!Copy !req
977. Bears batter down the gates!
Letting chaos ensue!Copy !req
978. - I'm still taking the 600 gold.
- What?Copy !req
979. You didn't tell me you could breathe fire.Copy !req
980. Oh.Copy !req
981. Metal. Best two out of three?Copy !req
982. What?Copy !req
983. Nothing.Copy !req
984. Hey, check it out.Copy !req
985. Whoa! A hundred— 500— 30,000—Copy !req
986. Seventy-five—
The whole kingdom is seeing this thing.Copy !req
987. Well, I guess
there's only one question left.Copy !req
988. What's that?Copy !req
989. Can a shark dance?Copy !req
990. Can a shark dance?Copy !req
991. Watch me.Copy !req
992. Still reeling from the monster attack,
the kingdom is rockedCopy !req
993. by new footage of the Director
making a truly shocking confession.Copy !req
994. I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.Copy !req
995. I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.Copy !req
996. I framed Ballister. I killed the queen.Copy !req
997. I killed the queen.Copy !req
998. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
999. One question remains.Copy !req
1000. Who's the real villain?Copy !req
1001. Ahh.Copy !req
1002. - With me.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1003. Director!Copy !req
1004. You're under arrest
for the murder of the queen and for—Copy !req
1005. Ambrosius. This explains everything.Copy !req
1006. Zombies are immortal, eternal
beings. There's no way to kill them.Copy !req
1007. But what if they come for us?Copy !req
1008. I can't believe I'm about to say this,
but I actually feel bad for the zombies.Copy !req
1009. - Stop. Don't.
- Hey.Copy !req
1010. Hey.Copy !req
1011. It's okay. You're safe.Copy !req
1012. - We're home.
- Home?Copy !req
1013. I like it here.Copy !req
1014. Let's live here forever.Copy !req
1015. - You have 30 seconds.
- Thirty seconds?Copy !req
1016. - That's a lot more than you've given me.
- I'm here to save you.Copy !req
1017. - You are so full of—
- Hey! Can I get you guys something?Copy !req
1018. - Nachos!Copy !req
1019. Please.Copy !req
1020. And hold the olives.Copy !req
1021. He's allergic.Copy !req
1022. Bal, I wouldn't be here
if it wasn't important.Copy !req
1023. And I wouldn't be here
if you'd stood up for me.Copy !req
1024. That is not fair.Copy !req
1025. - We're done. So is she.
- We now go live to the Institute.Copy !req
1026. - There is something I need to tell you.
- Hey, turn that up.Copy !req
1027. Citizens of the realm,
that is not me in the recording.Copy !req
1028. I know it looks like me
and sounds like me, but it is not me.Copy !req
1029. That was the monster working
with the real queen killer, Ballister.Copy !req
1030. They are trying to trick you.Copy !req
1031. That's a lie.Copy !req
1032. We are under attack
by something that can take any form.Copy !req
1033. It could be anyone.Copy !req
1034. Your spouse, your child, your best friend,Copy !req
1035. the person sitting next to you.Copy !req
1036. None of us are safeCopy !req
1037. so long as the villain and that monster
are still out there.Copy !req
1038. She's twisting everything.Copy !req
1039. Ambrosius, I'm not the villain here.Copy !req
1040. I know.Copy !req
1041. I know.Copy !req
1042. I believe you.Copy !req
1043. I…Copy !req
1044. I'm sorryCopy !req
1045. for everything.Copy !req
1046. For your arm.Copy !req
1047. She manipulated you.Copy !req
1048. She manipulated both of us,Copy !req
1049. but together, we'll take her down
and prove it to the kingdom.Copy !req
1050. You'll be a knight again.Copy !req
1051. Thank you. The Director can't get away—Copy !req
1052. The Director?Copy !req
1053. Bal, I'm talking about your sidekick.Copy !req
1054. Your sidekick set you up.Copy !req
1055. What?Copy !req
1056. This was all her plan.Copy !req
1057. All of it.Copy !req
1058. She's evil, Bal.Copy !req
1059. E-Evil?Copy !req
1060. No, you're wrong.
We've been wrong about everything.Copy !req
1061. Wrong about everything? Then explain this.Copy !req
1062. This scroll has been
in the Institute vaultsCopy !req
1063. for a thousand years.Copy !req
1064. Look at it.Copy !req
1065. It's her, Bal.Copy !req
1066. She's Gloreth's monster.Copy !req
1067. She's come back
to finish what she started,Copy !req
1068. and she's using you to do it.Copy !req
1069. But she's my friend.Copy !req
1070. Aren't I more than that?Copy !req
1071. We can slay this monster.
We can go back to the way things were.Copy !req
1072. - This was a mistake.
- Bal, please.Copy !req
1073. - No, I can't do this. I'm done!
- Listen to me!Copy !req
1074. She's using you to destroy the kingdom!Copy !req
1075. - You know what she is.
- Stop!Copy !req
1076. - Why won't you admit it? You're in danger!
- Why can't you just leave me alone?Copy !req
1077. Because I love you.Copy !req
1078. Ohh.
I have not slept like that in forever.Copy !req
1079. Why do you have your cloak on?Copy !req
1080. Is this you?Copy !req
1081. Where did you get that?
Who have you been talking—Copy !req
1082. Tell me this isn't you.Copy !req
1083. You think that I would do that?Copy !req
1084. That that's who I am?Copy !req
1085. I don't know.Copy !req
1086. You're the one who told me
not to trust anybody, question everything.Copy !req
1087. That's right! Even now, with this,Copy !req
1088. think about everything
we have been through together.Copy !req
1089. I'm thinking about everything we've done.Copy !req
1090. Broken out of jail, stolen cars,
kidnapped people, manipulated people.Copy !req
1091. I was helping you.Copy !req
1092. You were using me!
You wanted them to see a villain.Copy !req
1093. Someone else to hate
so you wouldn't be alone.Copy !req
1094. Because you're not a sidekick.
You're a m—Copy !req
1095. What? I'm a what?Copy !req
1096. You know what you are.Copy !req
1097. No, I want to hear you say it.Copy !req
1098. Come on, say it.Copy !req
1099. Say it!Copy !req
1100. Say that I'm a mon—Copy !req
1101. - I…
- Surround the place.Copy !req
1102. You two with me.Copy !req
1103. Your door is broken.Copy !req
1104. No.Copy !req
1105. Whoo!Copy !req
1106. - Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1107. Ohh!Copy !req
1108. - Stay back!
- No! Stop! Stop! She's my friend!Copy !req
1109. She's a monster.Copy !req
1110. Surround it!Copy !req
1111. No!Copy !req
1112. Stop!Copy !req
1113. Fire! Fire!Copy !req
1114. Gloreth.Copy !req
1115. Gloreth! Come here!Copy !req
1116. Gloreth—Copy !req
1117. Go back to the shadows
from whence you came.Copy !req
1118. came, came, came…Copy !req
1119. - What are you
- A monster.Copy !req
1120. Are you even human?Copy !req
1121. Just be a girl.Copy !req
1122. There is no place for you!Copy !req
1123. - Don't lie to me!
- She's a monster.Copy !req
1124. Don't you wish you were normal?Copy !req
1125. Go back to the shadows
from whence you came.Copy !req
1126. There's something wrong
with you. What are you?Copy !req
1127. - Monster!
- You know what you are!Copy !req
1128. You brought a monster into our home.Copy !req
1129. You should've stayed in the gutter
where you belong.Copy !req
1130. Now where is it?Copy !req
1131. Do you feel that?Copy !req
1132. I feel like the whole place kind of went
like "wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba, wubba."Copy !req
1133. No.Copy !req
1134. It's headed straight for the city.
Alert the Institute.Copy !req
1135. And you.Copy !req
1136. If that thing destroys the kingdom,
it's on you, bro.Copy !req
1137. Let's go!Copy !req
1138. Ma'am, incoming report from Sir Thodeus.Copy !req
1139. - And? What is it?
- Whoa.Copy !req
1140. - What is that?
- What's going on?Copy !req
1141. We need barricades on Avenue A through F.Copy !req
1142. And can we clear the streets?
These people are in danger.Copy !req
1143. It's happening.Copy !req
1144. Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm!
Hit it with everything we've got.Copy !req
1145. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
1146. This is not a test.Copy !req
1147. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
1148. This is not a test.Copy !req
1149. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
1150. It's the monster!Copy !req
1151. Everyone stay calm.Copy !req
1152. Drones engaged.Copy !req
1153. Look out!Copy !req
1154. You're okay.Copy !req
1155. Hey, Goldie.
Watch how a real knight gets it done.Copy !req
1156. All right, monster slayers.Copy !req
1157. Let's shoot some darts
and break some hearts.Copy !req
1158. I'm gonna be a freaking hero.Copy !req
1159. Aah!Copy !req
1160. Out of my way!Copy !req
1161. We need more firepower!
This thing is gonna kill us all!Copy !req
1162. Look out!Copy !req
1163. - High five!
- Bro.Copy !req
1164. Get out of here!Copy !req
1165. Get me to the wall.Copy !req
1166. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
1167. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
1168. Monster attack. Monster attack.Copy !req
1169. What have I done?Copy !req
1170. The game that lets you be a hero.Copy !req
1171. I killed a monster!Copy !req
1172. I killed two!Copy !req
1173. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1174. Help!Copy !req
1175. Keep them moving.
Get everyone underground.Copy !req
1176. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1177. Bal?Copy !req
1178. - Bal!
- Forget the kid. Let's go.Copy !req
1179. - Let's go!
- Come on!Copy !req
1180. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
1181. Ma'am, someone is turning the cannon
into the kingdom.Copy !req
1182. Yes, I know. I gave the order.Copy !req
1183. But firing them
will take out half the city.Copy !req
1184. Innocent people will die.Copy !req
1185. - And so will the monster.
- But—Copy !req
1186. What are we doing?Copy !req
1187. You don't belong here!Copy !req
1188. I don't know what's scarier.Copy !req
1189. The fact that everyone in this kingdom
wants to run a sword through my heart…Copy !req
1190. or that sometimes…Copy !req
1191. I just wanna let 'em.Copy !req
1192. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1193. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1194. I see you, Nimona.Copy !req
1195. And you're not alone.Copy !req
1196. Fire the cannons.Copy !req
1197. Kill it.Copy !req
1198. - I said fire the—
- No!Copy !req
1199. It's over.Copy !req
1200. It's fooling you. Fooling all of you!Copy !req
1201. Can't you see this is what it wants?
For us to let our guard down!Copy !req
1202. I see what it really is,
and so did Gloreth!Copy !req
1203. That monster is a threat
to our very way of life!Copy !req
1204. And what if we're wrong?Copy !req
1205. What if we've always been wrong?Copy !req
1206. No!Copy !req
1207. No!Copy !req
1208. Let's go!Copy !req
1209. That gun's gonna kill everyone.Copy !req
1210. Hey, boss.Copy !req
1211. Be right back.
I'm gonna go break some stuff.Copy !req
1212. - Wait, Nimona. What are you—
- It's time to rewrite this story.Copy !req
1213. Nimona! Nimona!Copy !req
1214. Go back to the shadows
from whence you came!Copy !req
1215. Nimona!Copy !req
1216. Nimona.Copy !req
1217. Come back.Copy !req
1218. Please come back.Copy !req
1219. Some of us don't get
the happily ever afterCopy !req
1220. we were looking for.Copy !req
1221. Maybe it's not that kind of kingdom.Copy !req
1222. Or maybe it's not the end of the story.Copy !req
1223. Over here, I'm free.Copy !req
1224. - Uhh.
- Whoa.Copy !req
1225. Hey, boss.Copy !req
1226. Holy sh—Copy !req