1. What if this was your house?
Power's out. Lights are dead.
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2. Your little ones in their bunk bed
down the hall, crying out...
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3. Mommy! Daddy! Come quick! I'm scared!
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4. - You need to get there, and fast.
- Coming, honey! Daddy's coming!
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5. You'll need a weapon.
But first, you'll need a flashlight.
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6. But you're in the dark!
What are you gonna do?
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7. How are you gonna find it?
I'll tell you how.
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8. The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!
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9. That's right, folks!
I'm Larry Daley of Daley Devices,
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10. and we're gonna spend
the next paid-programing block
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11. rocking your world.
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12. And I brought along a friend to do it.
George Foreman, ladies and gentlemen!
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13. Fantastic, Larry, fantastic!
Isn't he fantastic, America?
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14. But, seriously, isn't it true
that just two years ago,
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15. you were working as a night guard
at some dusty museum?
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16. That is true, two-time world
heavyweight champ George Foreman.
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17. I was just a regular Joe
with a flashlight and a dream.
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18. You mean a regular Larry.
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19. But what's no joke is
you're CEO of Daley Devices,
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20. creator of such indispensable items
as the Super Big Dog Bone!
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21. - You like that one?
- The Unlosable Key Ring!
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22. Oh, yeah, that little chestnut!
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23. And now your latest breakthrough...
Say it with me, America!
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24. The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!
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25. Whatever the household crisis,
this is Daley Devices. Can I help you?
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26. Tina, give this back to Stewart.
I don't trust his math, okay?
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27. - That guy called again.
- Again?
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28. Lar! Huge news!
We got the Wal-Mart meeting.
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29. - No! When?
- Yeah. Three days.
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30. Okay, all right.
We got a lot of work to do.
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31. Well, okay, did you just hear me
say "Wal" and "Mart" together?
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32. Yeah! I know, it's huge.
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33. So just take a second
to be happy about it.
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34. All right.
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35. You're totally making fun of me.
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36. No, let's hold off on the victory parade
till we close, okay?
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37. You got it.
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38. - And when does he want to meet?
- They want Friday morning, 10:00 a.m.
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39. Okay, then, you know what?
Cancel that pitch
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40. for the electric saw thing
with the propeller, all right?
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41. - I just want to focus on this.
- Okay.
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42. - Just this.
- My daughter's birthday, canceled!
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43. You can go home.
I'm gonna be pretty late, okay.
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44. Okay, boss.
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45. Hello! Excuse me!
Unauthorized personnel!
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46. If it isn't our very own
Mr. Success Story.
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47. Come for one of your nostalgia tours?
I haven't seen you for a few months.
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48. Yeah, I've been busy.
What's going on here?
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49. Progress, so they tell me.
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50. The future.
Behold, Natural History, version 2.0.
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51. Welcome to The Museum of Natural
History, where history comes to life!
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52. Step up, ask your question.
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53. Then let the next little boy or girl
have their turn.
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54. Okay, where were you born?
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55. Right here in New York City,
on Twentieth Street.
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56. October 27th,
the year of our Lord 1858.
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57. Blah, blah, blah.
History, history. Learning, learning.
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58. Changing America, one child at a time.
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59. That's great. So you're adding
some new interactive exhibits?
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60. No, Mr. Daley, not adding.
Replacing the old exhibits.
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61. - Where are they going?
- Away.
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62. We're getting rid of all this junk.
The dioramas, the waxworks,
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63. even some of the shabbier animals,
like this scrawny little monkey.
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64. You should be careful. He's a capuchin.
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65. It's a monkey.
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66. He's a rare breed. He's a capuchin.
He's not just a monkey.
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67. "Monkey", then. I said "monkey".
Why be specific?
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68. When you're throwing away a monkey,
you don't need the Latin name.
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69. Are you throwing him away
or are you moving him?
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70. What are you, the Primate
Garbage Police? Let it go, baby.
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71. - Whose idea was this?
- Me, of course.
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72. I'm in charge. Me and the board.
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73. Mainly the board.
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74. Anyway, why do you care?
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75. No, it's just that people
love this stuff.
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76. People, Mr. Daley, love "What's next?"
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77. You should know that. You left.
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78. My situation changed.
My business took off...
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79. Yeah, you became a success.
So would I, if I was a night guard.
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80. So where are these guys going?
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81. Deep storage. Federal Archives.
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82. - Where's that?
- Washington, D.C.
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83. The Smithsonian.
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84. There's got to be something
that we can do.
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85. It's done!
They leave tomorrow morning. It's over.
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86. Hey, buddy, how you doing?
How you doing with all this?
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87. You want what's in here?
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88. You think I got something for you?
You think I got a little rope?
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89. Think you're stronger than me, huh?
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90. Is that all you got, huh?
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91. Lawrence! Good to see you, lad!
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92. Yeah, you too, Teddy.
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93. The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned!
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94. Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me
what's going on around here.
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95. - I had no idea.
- Indeed.
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96. A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since
your last visit. One would say that...
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97. - Just...
- Cricket.
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98. Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here!
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99. Hey.
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100. Hey, fellas. How you doing?
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101. Well, lookee here.
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102. If it ain't
Mr. Big-in-the-Britches himself,
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103. come back just in time to see us off!
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104. Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look,
I don't even know how this happened.
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105. Yeah. Yeah, real mystery
how this happened.
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106. Maybe the answer's on that magic
buzzing box there in your hand!
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107. You weren't here, Gigantor!
That's how it happened!
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108. Ain't no mystery!
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109. The fact is, Larry, there's no one else
here to speak on our behalf
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110. during business hours.
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111. None, none, dum-dum.
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112. Hey, guys! It's okay!
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113. I'll call the board in the morning,
all right? I got some pull now.
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114. I'll handle this.
We're gonna be okay here.
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115. "We"? Did you hear that?
You hear Daydream Johnny?
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116. There ain't been a "we" ever since
you put us on the "pay no mind" list.
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117. And that's a cold place to be, boy.
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118. Larry, what's done is done.
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119. Even the glory of Rome
had to come to an end.
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120. Would you please not look dramatically
off into the middle distance
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121. when you say that?
It makes me feel worse.
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122. I don't know what you're talking about.
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123. Where are you looking?
Where are you looking? I'm over here.
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124. Just a bit of wall.
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125. Look, guys, maybe it won't be so bad.
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126. Yes, you make a good point.
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127. But this is the Smithsonian
we're talking about here.
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128. Dexter, you don't know that.
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129. You're missing the point, Gigantor!
They're shipping us out!
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130. Larry, I know you're trying
to make us feel better.
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131. I can see that you're genuinely
slightly bothered,
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132. but it's never going to be the same.
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133. All of us here, together,
in this place.
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134. It ain't never gonna be home, boy.
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135. Jedediah, please! Lawrence, these
are emotional times for all of us.
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136. But it is our last night as a family,
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137. and I don't want to see it squandered
in self-pity.
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138. So who will join me for one final stroll
through these hallowed halls?
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139. - Do you want to go for a walk?
- No.
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140. I'm just gonna
squander it in self-pity.
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141. My dear, shall we?
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142. Safe journey, my love.
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143. Hey, Dexter, want some help there?
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144. Hey, come on, man.
No hard feelings, all right?
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145. It's gonna be fine.
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146. It's almost dawn, Lawrence.
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147. Yeah. So, where's your crate, Teddy?
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148. I won't be making this journey,
Lawrence.
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149. It seems myself, Rexy,
and a few of the signature exhibits
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150. will be staying here for now.
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151. Without the tablet?
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152. In truth, Lawrence,
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153. Ahkmenrah's tablet
will be remaining here with him.
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154. What?
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155. They're going without
the tablet, my friend.
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156. I'm afraid this night is their last.
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157. You didn't tell them.
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158. Sometimes it's more noble to tell a
small lie than deliver a painful truth.
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159. - Are you gonna be okay?
- I shall do my best.
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160. And who knows?
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161. Sometimes the greatest change
brings about even greater opportunity.
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162. Look at you, Lawrence.
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163. You left this place
and created quite a life for yourself.
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164. Yeah, I guess so.
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165. I should hope
you'd do more than guess, my friend.
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166. You're a captain of industry.
The world at your fingertips.
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167. It seems to me
you have everything you wanted.
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168. Yeah, no, I know.
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169. No, you don't. If I may, lad,
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170. allow me to offer you
one piece of advice.
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171. The key to happiness,
to true happiness, is...
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172. Hang on one sec. I just gotta...
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173. I got this Japanese deal.
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174. No, okay, I'm turning this off.
I'm sorry.
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175. The key to happiness?
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176. I'll see you, Teddy.
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177. So they're gone?
There's nothing you can do?
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178. I wish there was, man.
I'm telling you, I tried everything.
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179. I talked to McPhee, I called the board,
but they shipped them out this morning.
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180. This is a lot of food, Dad.
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181. Yeah. Ed from work's gonna come by.
I thought I told you.
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182. We just have to go over
a couple of little work things.
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183. - So you're working tonight.
- I used to work every night, remember?
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184. That was when you had
the coolest job in the world.
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185. Yeah, well, "cool" doesn't pay
for your Guitar God VI or whatever.
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186. - Hello?
- Gigantor! It's me, Jedediah!
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187. - Hold! Hold!
- Jed?
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188. Never surrender!
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189. Jed, what are you...
How did you dial the phone?
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190. Long story! That brazen little monkey
stole the tablet,
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191. and now we're in a world of hurt, boy!
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192. - What's going on?
- Kahmunrah!
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193. - Kahmunrah?
- Ahkmenrah's big brother! He's here!
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194. - And trust me, not a friendly!
- Never!
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195. I repeat, not a friendly!
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196. - Is that Attila, Jed?
- I don't know how much longer
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197. - we can fight them off! No!
- Jed? Are you okay?
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198. - Let go of me! Help!
- Hey, Jed.
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199. - Let go! No, you let go of me! Help!
- Jed?
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200. What was that about?
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201. I don't know.
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202. Here, come on.
Gonna drop you off at your mom's.
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203. - What's going on, Dad?
- I'm gonna go find out.
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204. Okay, buddy, McPhee said the
Federal Archives are in the Smithsonian.
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205. Where exactly am I going?
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206. That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian
is actually 19 different museums.
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207. They're laid out
around the National Mall,
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208. from the Capitol
to the Lincoln Memorial.
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209. They got everything there.
There's actually some really cool stuff.
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210. Nicky, please focus.
Which museum are the Archives in?
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211. Not in, under. It looks like it runs
underneath the entire Smithsonian.
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212. So if Ahkmenrah's tablet is
down there...
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213. The biggest museum in the world
is coming alive.
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214. What is exactly is your plan here, Dad?
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215. - Don't worry about it.
- You have no plan, do you?
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216. Now, Nicholas, I have a very good,
highly thought-out plan.
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217. - You have no plan.
- Yes, I have no plan.
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218. I'll call you when I'm in.
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219. Here you go. Thanks.
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220. Welcome to the biggest museum
in the world.
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221. I know, right? It's a trip.
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222. How about these planes dangling
from the ceilings, huh? Pretty weird.
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223. Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me
how to get to the Federal Archives?
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224. Of course. Just be a historical document
worthy of storing for all eternity.
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225. I'm kidding. He's not a document.
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226. I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are
underground, and they're a secure area.
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227. Really? Like, totally secure?
Okay, thank you.
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228. Ladies and gentlemen,
the museum will be closing in one hour.
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229. Kahmunrah.
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230. Hey! What are you doing?
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231. - No touching.
- No, I wasn't gonna touch it.
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232. You're moving in with some I.T.T., bro.
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233. - I.T.T.?
- That's "Intent to Touch", homey.
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234. No, I wasn't.
You're not allowed to go over the...
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235. - What, are you gonna kiss it?
- All right, sorry.
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236. Put your hand on it and touch it.
'Cause I stand there
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237. and I wait all day
for a little girl like you to come in
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238. and put her precious nail-polished nails
all over the exhibits.
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239. Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought
we lived in a free country, so...
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240. - No, we don't.
- No?
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241. It's the United States of Don't Touch
That Thing Right in Front of You.
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242. I just want to...
I'm allowed to look at it here, okay?
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243. See what happens when you touch it!
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244. So you're threatening me?
You're threatening me, Brandon?
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245. - It's "Brundon."
- Excuse me?
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246. - "Brundon"!
- "Brundon"?
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247. - "Brundon."
- "Brundon."
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248. What, did they run out of U's
on your nameplate maker?
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249. I don't know, did they run out of jokes
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250. at the interesting-joke store
that you shop at?
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251. Sorry, it looks like "Brandon", but...
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252. I'm not here to be your
speech therapist. It's "Brundon"!
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253. - "Brundon." Okay...
- You never heard of the name before?
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254. "Brundon"? No.
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255. Look up most popular baby names
in 1984. "Brundon."
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256. Okay. Are you threatening me, Brundon?
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257. I don't know, Princess Jasmine. Am I?
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258. - Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine-volt.
- Yeah.
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259. Wonderful piece of hardware, huh?
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260. - That's their title, Lunabeam Nine.
- Great.
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261. I prefer the Maglite LED myself,
but that's just me.
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262. - Do me a huge favor.
- What?
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263. Shove your hands into your pockets,
put your attitude way down,
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264. and, also, be nice to people.
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265. Great. But could I just ask you
one thing?
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266. - Yeah.
- Okay, so just to be clear,
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267. - so, I can't do this, right?
- Okay, that's actually crazy.
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268. Did you just make a decision
to possibly end your life
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269. earlier than you were expecting?
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270. I'm gonna hit you with the flashlight.
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271. - Now you are threatening me. Okay.
- Do not touch it!
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272. - Don't touch me.
- Do not touch it!
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273. - Do not touch it!
- Don't touch me!
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274. I'll touch you with my flashlight
all day.
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275. No, your flashlight
is meant to illuminate.
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276. I will literally rent a camper,
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277. and we will drive across America
with my flashlight on your chest.
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278. - Don't do that.
- Don't do what?
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279. Want to see what happens
when I do it one more time?
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280. - Let's see what happens.
- Watch you do nothing.
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281. Let's watch you do nothing
when I do this.
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282. Seriously, Brandon...
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283. - Brundon.
- Brundon,
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284. you do not know who you're dealing with.
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285. You think you know what it means
to be a guard, huh?
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286. Trust me, you don't know
the meaning of the word.
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287. I have seen things
that you could not imagine.
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288. - Like what kind of stuff?
- I'm not gonna tell you.
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289. - But you're gonna drop the flashlight...
- The way you said it,
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290. it sounded like you were gonna say
something cool.
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291. Yeah, well, you don't get to hear it.
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292. Drop the flashlight.
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293. We cool?
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294. That's actually pretty cool,
what you just did.
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295. Thank you.
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296. No hard feelings?
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297. - All right? Sorry.
- Okay.
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298. - I'm sorry.
- No, It's my fault. I shouldn't have...
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299. No. It takes two opposing forces
to cause friction, and...
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300. And you're just doing your job, all right.
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301. - Take it easy, man.
- Yeah!
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302. That guy's great.
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303. - Okay, buddy, I'm in.
- Great. Where are you?
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304. The northeast corridor of the Castle,
just off the Commons.
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305. - I need you to talk me to the Archives.
- Okay.
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306. At the end of the hall, turn right,
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307. and there should be a stairwell
coming up on your left.
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308. - Got it.
- Now, it's kind of a maze down there.
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309. Those underground tunnels
connect a bunch of different buildings.
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310. - It could get complicated.
- We'd better hurry,
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311. we only got 28 minutes till sundown.
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312. When you get down to B level,
you want to take another left...
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313. - Nick? Hello? Nick?
- Dad! Can you hear...
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314. Nick, you're... Nick!
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315. - ID, Brundon.
- Hey.
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316. - Later, dude.
- All right. Yeah.
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317. All right. Where are you guys?
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318. Oh, my God.
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319. You little troublemaker.
I'm gonna deal with you later.
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320. No. No! No, no, no!
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321. No, English. English, perhaps.
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322. I'm sorry, who are you?
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323. I am Kahmunrah,
the great king of the great kings,
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324. and from the darkest depths
of ancient history,
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325. I have come back to life!
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326. Perhaps you did not hear
what I just said.
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327. I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh.
I was dead,
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328. but now I have come back to life!
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329. Yeah, no. I heard that.
I got that. Welcome back.
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330. - Who are you?
- Larry Daley. Daley Devices?
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331. It's up in New York. It's funny,
I know your brother, Ahkmenrah.
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332. - Do you?
- Yeah.
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333. He knows baby brother.
The favorite son.
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334. - Yeah, good kid.
- Isn't he just?
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335. You know, Mother and Father always
gave him the best of everything,
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336. and I do mean everything.
They even gave him the throne.
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337. The throne which was rightfully mine!
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338. - He never mentioned that.
- I'll just bet he didn't.
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339. Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah,
because I have come back to...
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340. Never mind, just hand me the tablet.
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341. - Don't give it to him, Gigantor!
- Keep him away!
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342. Silence! Silence in there, please!
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343. - Don't make me come in there!
- No! I won't be muzzled!
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344. Look, that tablet is more powerful
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345. than you, Larry Daley of Daley Devices,
can possibly imagine.
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346. Bringing things back to life
is just a parlor trick.
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347. With it, I shall unlock
the Gate to the Underworld
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348. and bring forth my army
from the Land of the Dead.
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349. So, if it's not too much trouble...
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350. hand it over.
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351. Okay, here you go.
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352. Wise decision.
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353. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I thought
you wanted the Cube, but...
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354. The Cube?
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355. The Cube of Rubik.
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356. All right, what is
this Cube of Rubik, then?
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357. The Cube. You know, the one
that turns all who oppose you to dust?
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358. That one? Whatever. I thought...
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359. It was my bad, 'cause...
You know what? By the way,
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360. your brother didn't want
to mess with it, either.
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361. Yeah, he wanted to play it safe, too.
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362. Just, you sort of struck me
as a next-level sort of guy, so I was...
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363. I am not my brother, Larry.
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364. I will kill you and your friends
in the blink of an eye.
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365. Now take me to this Cube of Rubik.
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366. - Here it is.
- Open it.
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367. Come back here!
Come back here with my tablet!
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368. I still have your friends!
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369. - Take the wheel!
- What?
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370. I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're
in it now! I love it! I love it!
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371. Just keep her straight,
I'll handle the rest.
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372. Now, charge!
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373. - Okay, so what's the plan here?
- We're Americans! We don't plan, we do!
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374. Now hold on!
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375. See that? Act first, think later!
Works every time!
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376. You're in good hands!
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377. General George A. Custer
of the Fighting U.S. 7th Cavalry,
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378. at your service.
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379. I'm good, I'm good! Fly, you fool!
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380. What's the rumpus, ace?
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381. Look, lady, could you
get out of the way?
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382. Lady? Who are you calling lady?
The name is Amelia.
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383. Amelia Earhart!
Perhaps you've heard of me?
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384. Oh, right.
You're a famous pilot or whatever.
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385. Pilot? I was the first woman
to fly the Atlantic!
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386. First woman to receive the Flying Cross,
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387. first woman to fly across the 48 states
in a gyroprop.
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388. Now if you'd wipe that perhaps-permanent
look of alarm off your kisser,
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389. I was wondering if you might be so kind
as to tell me exactly where I am.
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390. You're in a museum.
Or, actually, under it.
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391. And I'm in kind of a dangerous
situation right now,
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392. so you might not want to be
anywhere near me.
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393. - Wow, you're fast.
- What's your name, flyboy?
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394. My name is Larry Daley.
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395. Well, Larry Daley,
in case you weren't listening,
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396. I'm not one to shy away from danger.
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397. How about spears?
Are you one to shy away from spears?
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398. Let's ankle, skipper!
Now we're gonna have some fun.
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399. Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, bingo!
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400. Like a Golden Fleece.
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401. All right, troops,
when your enemies captured me,
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402. they made themselves
my enemies as well.
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403. Big mistake. Big mistake.
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404. All right, here's the plan.
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405. On the third bugle blast,
I shall loudly announce, "Attack!"
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406. At which point,
we will all jump out of this box
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407. and attack.
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408. Mind bomb. What do you think?
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409. You, Sacaja...
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410. That is not my name.
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411. - Sacajamea.
- No.
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412. - Sack-in-a-box.
- No.
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413. - Cinco de Mayo.
- I know you are a famous general...
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414. That's all right, that's all right.
I'm a person, just like you.
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415. But won't yelling, "Attack!"
alert the enemy
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416. that we are about to attack?
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417. What?
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418. Yeah, I guess so.
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419. You're quite the popular fellow,
Mr. Daley.
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420. Why don't you just skedaddle?
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421. I can't skedaddle.
My friends are being held down there.
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422. I got to go get them.
I got to find another way down.
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423. This is new.
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424. Hey, it's all right.
I don't want to hurt you.
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425. I don't think it's you
they're afraid of, Mr. Daley.
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426. Trade you. Thanks.
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427. Back off! Just back off!
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428. I will fork you!
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429. How about you, huh?
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430. Never send a boy to do a woman's job.
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431. I spent two weeks spear-hunting
with a tribe in Micronesia.
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432. The Micronesians had
much slower reflexes.
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433. Come on!
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434. It's over! It's over! It's all over!
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435. Well, this is one humdinger
of a hootenanny.
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436. Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me.
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437. Wow, four bars in 1945.
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438. - Hello?
- Dad, finally!
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439. I've been studying
these plans to the Archives.
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440. Looks like once
you get down the stairwell...
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441. Oh, I'm way past the stairwell, Nicky.
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442. - So you found everyone?
- Sort of.
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443. What is that flibberty-widget
you are talking to?
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444. - Who's that?
- It's Amelia Earhart.
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445. You found Amelia Earhart?
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446. I... Hey!
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447. - Wait a minute!
- Buddy, what's your hurry?
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448. - Didn't you hear? The war's over!
- Sorry. These guys are chasing me.
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449. What? What am I looking at, Mardi Gras?
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450. - What unit are you from?
- I'm from Brooklyn.
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451. What? Are you serious?
I'm from Flatbush! Hey, fellas!
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452. These so-and-so's are trying
to rough up my pal here
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453. just 'cause he's from Brooklyn!
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454. - Thank you!
- You got it! Fight!
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455. Hey, mister! You forgot your...
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456. What the heck is this thing?
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457. Excuse me. Mind if I get in here?
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458. Any time you're done, Mr. Daley.
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459. - Call me!
- Thank you for that.
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460. So you're quite the smooth operator,
aren't you, Mr. Daley?
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461. Quick!
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462. - That actually worked.
- What's next?
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463. Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind of
in the middle of something here
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464. that's not really your fight.
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465. It's because I'm a woman, isn't it?
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466. No, it's because I've got this ancient
raised-from-the-dead evil Pharaoh guy
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467. who's willing to kill me and probably
anyone near me to get this tablet
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468. so he can rule the world.
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469. So it is because I'm a woman!
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470. - Look, I...
- No, you look, Mr. Daley!
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471. If it weren't for me, you'd still be
lost in that monochromatic mayhem!
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472. - Lost in what?
- Black and white photo, you boob!
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473. Now listen, and listen good.
I can help you.
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474. I want to help you, and not because
I like you, which so far I don't,
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475. but because I smell adventure,
and, damn it, I want in.
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476. Okay. Don't blame me
if something happens to you.
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477. I should be so lucky.
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478. I am Kahmunrah. I am half god,
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479. once removed on my mother's side,
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480. rightful ruler of Egypt,
future ruler of...
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481. Well, everything else.
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482. Now, I have lost some men.
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483. So, I am in need of some new generals
to join me in my little plan
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484. of conquering this world.
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485. Ivan the Terrible.
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486. Napoleon Bonaparte.
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487. And young Al Capone.
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488. Yeah.
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489. Some of the most despicable,
most feared leaders in all of history.
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490. Gentlemen,
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491. really, it's just fantastic
to meet you all.
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492. - And us, too.
- And me, you.
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493. All I ask is your allegiance,
and in return, I offer you the world.
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494. Literally. Are there any questions?
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495. Yeah, I got one.
How come you're wearing a dress?
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496. This is not a dress. This is a tunic.
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497. It was the height of fashion
3,000 years ago, I assure you.
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498. Are there any other questions?
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499. Da. This dress you're wearing,
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500. do we have to wear one of these, too?
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501. Were you not listening?
I just told Mr. Capone here
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502. that this is not a dress.
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503. It is, in fact, a tunic.
Very big difference.
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504. Are there any other questions?
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505. Any questions not about the dress?
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506. Tunic?
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507. All right, then. Moonlight is wasting,
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508. - and the time is short.
- Short?
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509. Why do you look at me
when you say "short"?
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510. Sorry. It slipped out.
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511. Da. If we are talking
about world domination,
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512. then of course, I am interested.
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513. But first I want to clarify something
so you know what you are getting.
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514. People always say,
"Ivan the Terrible, he's so terrible.
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515. "I'm so scared of Ivan. He's bad news."
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516. When in fact,
the correct translation is
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517. "Ivan the Awesome".
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518. Ivan the Awesome?
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519. It's not really as catchy, is it?
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520. I mean, "Ivan the Terrible",
that really pops.
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521. But I wasn't terrible. In fact,
I was quite an effective leader.
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522. Duly noted. Now, I'd like to wrap up
the old meet-and-greet
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523. by asking you gentlemen a question.
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524. Are you with me?
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525. - Yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Oui.
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526. - Da, but...
- Then bring Larry Daley of Daley Devices
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527. and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah
to me!
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528. We'll get you back down
to your chums, Mr. Daley.
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529. You won't get lost
following Amelia Earhart.
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530. Quick, get down.
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531. Well, well, Mr. Daley,
I quite like the way you're holding me.
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532. No. Sorry, I wasn't trying to...
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533. Oh, please,
stop beating your gums, Mr. Daley.
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534. You haven't been able
to take your cheaters off my chassis
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535. since the moment we met.
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536. I literally didn't understand
one word of that.
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537. Is it just me
or is there music in the air?
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538. my baby, we can make it shine
We can take forever...
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539. You! Little flying angel things! Quiet!
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540. They're cupids, Mr. Daley. Gods of love.
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541. Great. Gods of love, would you shut up?
Please shut up. We're trying to hide.
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542. Yeah! More than a woman! Yeah!
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543. No, don't change the arrangement,
it's not about the arrangement. Quiet!
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544. Kick the chorus, y'all!
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545. More than a woman
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546. Yo, show me what you got,
night guard!
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547. All right, come on. Let's go.
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548. More than a woman to me
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549. More than a woman
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550. She's more than a woman
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551. And so, the little tiny man who
could not be a smaller or shorter mouse
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552. runs into the claws of the giant cat!
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553. You're really hung up
on the height, aren't you?
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554. - No, it's not about height, see...
- Yes, you are.
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555. You're saying I'm a little mouse,
you're a giant cat.
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556. - I am the giant cat.
- No offense, I just...
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557. You're Napoleon.
There's a complex named after you.
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558. You're famous for being little,
and it's true. Look.
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559. Oh, you naive American man-boy.
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560. Look. Neither of us are gonna
be jamming anytime soon, right?
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561. So it's not like we should...
It's not even an issue.
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562. It's not about height or something else.
It's a plan. It's a brilliant plan.
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563. - So it was a plan.
- Snazzy maneuver, Emperor.
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564. Merci, mademoiselle.
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565. Now, if your boyfriend
would kindly come with me...
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566. I'm not her boyfriend.
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567. - Not her boyfriend.
- No.
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568. Just friends?
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569. - Yeah, friends.
- Acquaintances. Friends.
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570. Were you guys, like, friends in college
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571. and just afraid now
to both ruin your relationship
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572. by telling the other person
that you want to be more than friends,
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573. that you like-like each other?
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574. One more time?
I'm sorry. I didn't catch the...
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575. Were you guys, like, friends in college
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576. and now both afraid
to ruin your relationship
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577. by telling the other person
that you want to be more than friends,
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578. that you like-like each other?
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579. - No.
- No?
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580. I just love the nitty-gritty of
relationships. All us French do.
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581. - Great.
- Yes. Amour!
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582. - Now.
- Yeah?
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583. - This way, or you die.
- Yes.
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584. - Wait, I'm coming with you!
- No! Our fight is not with you.
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585. - so you gotta bet a second time.
- All right. Okay.
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586. My hair is currency
in certain parts of Europe.
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587. It's true.
Currency, like gold or paper money.
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588. The Duomo was purchased
with just one locket.
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589. Listen up, kemosabe.
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590. This rodeo clown wouldn't know
a flapjack from a flyswatter.
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591. Now, Gigantor's out there
risking his hide for us.
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592. The least we can do
is give him some help.
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593. Some big help. But we can't very well do
that if we're stuck in here, now, can we?
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594. We need to escape.
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595. What's a flapjack?
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596. It's like a biscuit or a scone.
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597. - Chest bump?
- Yeah.
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598. Then deadly. Watch.
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599. Guard your cards, okay? Now you bet.
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600. Okay, now you got
to throw some cards down.
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601. - Ready?
- Ready.
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602. Say something. Say anything.
This is no fun. You're supposed to...
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603. - Hey! What are you two doing out here?
- Octavius, go!
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604. - You, make a run for it, I'll hold them off!
- I will not leave you!
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605. Ain't no time for your Roman melodrama!
Now, get! Go!
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606. Old Jedediah will be fine.
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607. Now, you're in real trouble.
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608. Why, these aren't real rubies at all.
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609. Ruby slippers indeed.
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610. But, whoever you are, Archie Bunker,
you had one comfortable throne.
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611. Hey, boss.
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612. Caught this one trying to escape
through a rust hole in the crate.
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613. One of his little friends got away.
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614. Oh, please.
What damage could they possibly do?
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615. Why, they're no bigger than
a little grain of couscous. Aren't you?
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616. You know, two words come to mind
when I hear you talk.
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617. "Delusional" and "weirdo".
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618. And if I had to say a third, "goofy".
Just goofy.
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619. Now you let old Jedediah out of here
or he's gonna get angry.
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620. Well played, Jedediah!
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621. I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously.
You're just adorable,
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622. even when you're threatening me.
It's hilarious.
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623. Is it just me,
or are these guys unbelievably cute?
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624. Now hold it a second, now.
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625. Now, you have a right to keep me
as your captive, torture me, even,
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626. but don't call me cute! I ain't cute!
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627. Steady, my friend!
Just stay alive! I will find you!
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628. Gigantor. No!
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629. Hello, Mr. Daley. Nice to see you again.
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630. Now, if you don't mind,
I shall take that from you.
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631. Thank you.
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632. Finally. Finally! After 3,000 years,
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633. my evil army of the damned,
my beautiful, beautiful army,
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634. shall be unleashed!
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635. I'm afraid that Mother
and Father may have
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636. slightly changed the combination on me.
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637. I guess this whole
unleashing-the-underworld thing
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638. isn't really working out for you, huh?
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639. It must be really frustrating,
'cause you've waited thousands of years
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640. to come back from the dead
and everything,
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641. and now you can't get it open.
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642. Fear not, for I shall wait
a thousand more if I must.
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643. Good, 'cause in a few hours you'll be
standing here in a frustrated position,
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644. frozen, and I'll walk out of here
with my buddies and that'll be that.
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645. So, I got all night.
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646. Really? All night? Well!
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647. He doesn't.
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648. Open that cage.
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649. - What are you doing?
- No touching! No touching!
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650. Don't you manhandle me!
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651. - Look, he's having a little tantrum.
- Jed?
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652. Don't you squirm! Don't squirm.
It'll only be worse for you.
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653. - Put him down!
- Don't be afraid.
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654. I shan't hurt you.
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655. I lied.
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656. I don't think he has all night
at all, Mr. Daley.
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657. From the looks of things,
I'd say he has a little over an hour.
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658. Take me out of here!
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659. You were the guardian!
You know all about this tablet.
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660. You're obviously much more clever
than the rest of us.
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661. You may or may not
know the combination,
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662. but I am going to give you
exactly one hour to figure it out.
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663. If you do not,
I shall kill your friends.
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664. And please don't think about escaping,
for I shall be watching you.
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665. Look, I don't even know how to begin
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666. to decipher this thing,
all right? Really.
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667. What a pity.
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668. And your little cowboy friend seemed
like such a charming little fellow.
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669. Ah, well. Tick-tock, Mr. Daley.
Your hour has begun.
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670. Hey! You got this, partner.
I know you do.
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671. You got this!
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672. There you are! Are you all right?
I've been worried sick! Sick I tell you.
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673. - No, I'm fine.
- So what's our next move, partner?
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674. I don't know. I just got to get
this tablet translated.
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675. Oh, great! This guy again.
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676. Look, buddy,
we don't want any trouble, all right?
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677. Look at that!
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678. I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a
fish who didn't like being out of water.
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679. He's not such a ballywagger after all.
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680. Okay. Glad you're happy.
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681. Hello? A little assistance?
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682. - Hey, Teddy! Perfect!
- Yes!
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683. Maybe you could help us.
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684. I'd love to help you,
but first things first.
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685. My nose is so itchy,
it's driving me insane.
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686. I hate to ask, but, as you see,
I'm missing a few body parts.
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687. - Could you please give us a scratch?
- Yeah, sure.
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688. Oh, yes! That's exquisite.
A little over there...
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689. - Yes!
- More?
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690. Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, that's...
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691. Sweet rutabaga pie, that was divine.
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692. Theodore Roosevelt, at your service.
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693. Twenty-sixth President
of the United States, Rough Rider,
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694. founder of the national parks,
and a whole bunch of other stuff.
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695. - Have we met?
- No, there's another Teddy.
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696. - We have one of you in New York.
- Really? What's he like, this other me?
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697. He's pretty much the same,
except with...
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698. Except what? Say it.
Except with a body?
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699. - Yes. He has a body.
- Oh, dash it, the pain!
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700. - And a horse.
- Excuse me!
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701. We really need someone to translate
what's written on this tablet.
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702. - Do you read hieroglyphics?
- Yes, I do, missy.
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703. That's a simple one.
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704. Bird. Man with spear.
Sideways fish. Beetle. Vase.
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705. Okay, and what does that mean?
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706. It means, and this is
just a rough translation,
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707. "A man with a spear trapped a bird
and a sideways fish in a vase.
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708. "And there was also a beetle."
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709. - I don't think that's it.
- That's just one possible translation.
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710. Another possible translation is,
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711. "You will find the combination you seek
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712. "if you figure out the secret
at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb."
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713. - Okay, and what does that mean?
- I don't know! What am I, the Sphinx?
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714. "What's this? What's that?"
Why don't you ask New York Teddy?
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715. I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby
little fingers all over that thing!
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716. Probably let his horse lick it, too!
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717. Mr. Daley, we should be going
to the sculpture gallery.
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718. I think there's someone there
who might have a better thought on this.
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719. The fellow we're looking for
is just down here.
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720. - Bonsoir.
- Hello, young lady.
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721. Hey, excuse me.
Could we keep moving, please?
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722. We certainly could, but then
we might miss a rare opportunity.
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723. I mean, she is a Degas, Mr. Daley.
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724. Okay, it's just I got a little buddy
stuck in an hourglass,
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725. I got a pitch meeting
at Wal-Mart in the morning...
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726. - It would be great if we could...
- He's right here.
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727. I think he'll have a thought on this.
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728. Mr. Thinker, we're sorry
to interrupt your contemplation,
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729. but we really need
to figure out the secret
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730. at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
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731. I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
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732. I'm thinking.
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733. - I'm thinking.
- It's not happening with him.
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734. Oh, wow.
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735. You've gotta be kidding me.
Check that out!
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736. - Oh, yeah.
- Hey! Hey!
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737. Buddy! Over here! This is serious.
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738. Apparently, it's a matter
of life and death.
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739. I'll tell you
what's a matter of life and death.
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740. That beautiful lady over there.
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741. Hey, baby! Check out the gun show
going on over here!
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742. Firepower!
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743. He's certainly no Einstein.
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744. - Biceps! Deltoids...
- Yeah.
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745. - Wait a minute. I saw a bunch of those.
- A bunch of whats?
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746. - Little Einsteins.
- Where?
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747. Over there, in Air and Space.
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748. I gotta get over there.
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749. What?
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750. - Nothing.
- Okay. Then why are you staring at me?
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751. I don't wanna miss a moment.
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752. All right, good, but we should
get going, 'cause we...
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753. - Why?
- You talk too much, ace.
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754. I don't know why I did that, Mr. Daley.
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755. I just feel as if I've been asleep
for a long time and now, suddenly,
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756. I'm awake.
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757. I can explain that...
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758. But really, I could. I really...
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759. Again, why?
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760. Great, you're back.
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761. Okay. Yeah. Great.
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762. Love theme from Titanic.
Good, but not really appropriate.
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763. You don't let yourself enjoy things
much, do you, Mr. Daley?
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764. Okay, you know what?
It's not really the song choice.
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765. And by the way, you're a little pitchy.
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766. Well, I thought you were amazing,
and you look wonderful.
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767. Could you just fly away, please?
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768. And so the adventure continues.
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769. What did I tell you? Enough!
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770. You know, I do sort of feel
like a floating butterfly.
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771. You are crazier than a road lizard.
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772. Mr. Egypt, these two here heard
that we're taking over the world
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773. and they want in.
I don't know who they are,
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774. but they're on exhibit here,
too, apparently.
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775. I don't even know what they are.
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776. I'm sorry, but we're all full up
in our axis of evil today. Sorry.
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777. Come on! But I'm bad! I'm bad!
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778. Hey, I could show you how bad I am!
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779. Fear me!
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780. I'm sorry. I'm just not buying it.
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781. You don't seem very bad. You just seem
sort of vaguely grouchy to me.
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782. Oh, boy.
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783. What are you doing?
What is that? What is this?
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784. What does it mean? You've lost me.
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785. Is that you breathing?
Because I can't hear myself think.
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786. Can I make one suggestion
to you, my friend? Just simplify.
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787. There's just too much going on here.
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788. You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're
a robot... And what is the cape for?
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789. Are we going to the opera?
I don't think so.
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790. Sorry! Goodbye.
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791. Attention!
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792. He's leaving with the tablet!
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793. Where?
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794. Give me that.
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795. He's not trying to figure out the...
He's trying to escape!
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796. Go. Go! All of you! Kill him!
And bring me that tablet.
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797. Come on, people! Let's go!
Without that tablet, we've nothing!
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798. Streltsy! Go!
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799. Thought you could get away,
didn't you, Larry Daley?
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800. Criminy, we're jimmy-jacked.
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801. - Jimmy-jacked? Really?
- It's the way I speak.
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802. Yeah, I know, but that one
sounds made up, even for you.
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803. "Oh, no, our path has been blocked
by bad people." What's the fun in that?
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804. The point is, we're not getting into
the Air and Space right now.
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805. - You're right. We are jimmy-jacked.
- Jimmy-jacked.
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806. Come on.
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807. They say a good man rules this union.
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808. I promised Jedediah I would bring help,
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809. and help I will bring.
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810. Charge!
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811. Misjudged the distance.
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812. Who's there?
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813. Jupiter, protect me.
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814. Remain very still.
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815. They can sense movement.
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816. Apparently, they can also hear me
talking to myself.
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817. I'm not a nut.
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818. No!
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819. We should be okay in here for a while.
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820. So, how long
have you guarded antiquities?
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821. What? Oh, no,
I don't actually work at the...
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822. I just thought
with the fancy getup and all...
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823. No, I borrowed this.
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824. I mean, I was a guard back in New York,
but that was a while ago.
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825. So why did you leave?
Did you not enjoy it?
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826. No, I loved it. I just...
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827. Things sort of took off
in a different direction, so...
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828. - So what do you do now?
- Well, I sort of...
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829. Well, I sort of design products
and sell them.
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830. - You're an inventor!
- I am.
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831. I am an inventor, yeah. I invent stuff.
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832. Like the rocket ship?
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833. - No.
- The sea plane.
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834. - The dirigible?
- No, not aircraft.
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835. Sort of like more
small-scale stuff, like...
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836. Well, the Glow-in-the-Dark
Flashlight, that was mine.
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837. So this new job, do you like it?
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838. Yeah, I like it a lot.
It's exciting. It's...
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839. - What?
- I'm just confused, is all.
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840. If you're not excited by it,
why do you do it?
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841. - I am excited by it. I just said...
- I know what you said, Mr. Daley,
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842. but what I see in front of me
is a man who's lost his moxie.
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843. I have not lost my...
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844. I got my moxie.
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845. Do you know why I became a pilot?
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846. - I don't, no.
- For the fun of it.
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847. Why else would anyone do anything?
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848. Great Gatsby!
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849. Blast these pigeons
and their incessant cooing!
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850. - No! Mr. President! Sir!
- All right. Time to see the state...
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851. Please don't get up!
of this great union! I always say,
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852. leave nothing for tomorrow
which can be done today.
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853. Sir, if you go out there,
you're gonna freak a lot of people out!
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854. Freak? I assure you, sir,
I am no freak.
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855. - No, I didn't mean you're a freak...
- Come here, little one.
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856. In fact, if anyone is freakish,
I'm afraid it's you, sir.
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857. The truth is, you are very small.
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858. And I mean
even for a regular-sized human.
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859. What? Why would you even say that?
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860. I must be honest.
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861. Right. Okay, Honest Abe.
Of course. I'm sorry. Great.
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862. Come, now, Mr. President,
put the little man down
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863. and let's sit our fanny back
in that throne of yours.
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864. You have a can-do attitude,
and I shall do as you ask.
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865. Thank you.
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866. - There you go.
- Thank you.
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867. It's that very can-do spirit that has
defined this remarkable nation of ours.
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868. - Interesting story.
- They're coming.
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869. One night in Gettysburg...
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870. Mr. President, we're gonna need you
to hold still now.
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871. - What?
- Abraham, freeze!
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872. Freeze? I...
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873. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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874. - Come on, let's get to Air and Space.
- if I may,
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875. - you two make an adorable couple.
- Oh, no, we're not...
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876. No, we're not a...
I mean, we're not a...
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877. "We're not a... I mean, we're not a..."
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878. I never lie!
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879. The truth is,
you two are adorable together.
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880. Thank you. Good night.
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881. Farewell, lovely lady
and small, little man.
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882. Now let's see if we can find
these Einsteins of yours.
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883. One giant leap for a mannequin...
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884. D.C., this is Air and Space. We are
back online and fully operational.
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885. The Tuskegee Airmen
are on the march once again.
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886. Can you stop narrating everything
we're doing? Just live in the moment.
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887. The Tuskegee Airmen
are living in the moment!
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888. - Miss Earhart?
- Yes.
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889. - I wanna say thank you.
- What for, Captain?
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890. A lot of people didn't think
we could fly, either.
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891. Thanks for clearing the runway, ma'am.
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892. - Race you to Paris?
- You're on!
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893. No! Not now! We gotta...
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894. - It's just a quick jaunt over the pond.
- No. Gotta find the Einsteins.
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895. Come on, we gotta go.
We don't have time. Come on!
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896. Sorry, it's in the blood.
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897. There she is, Mr. Daley.
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898. Old Bessie, the old family bus.
That gal took me across the Atlantic!
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899. Okay. I think the Einsteins
are over here, though.
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900. This is Mission Control.
Flight check complete.
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901. - Where'd you go? Where'd they go?
- You are clear for launch.
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902. Contact!
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903. D.C., this is Mission Control.
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904. - No, no! No!
- All systems go and green for lift- off.
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905. Roger that.
We are green for lift- off.
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906. No, we're definitely not green
for any kind of lift-off!
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907. - I want a "go, no-go" for launch.
- I say no-go. Let's not go.
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908. Go!
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909. Go!
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910. - Go!
- No! No go!
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911. Torquing angles incoming.
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912. Tone it down with the torque.
Torque it down.
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913. De-torque. De-torque.
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914. Commence ignition sequence.
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915. - Roger that, flight.
- We have launch commit.
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916. - No. No, no, no!
- Ten,
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917. nine, eight, seven...
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918. - Hey, that's mine.
- No, we do not have commit.
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919. Repeat. We are decommissioning
the committal of the launch
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920. and it is now a negatory launch phase.
We are in a no-fly, no-go phase.
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921. That is a November-Gorgon phase
of non-flying!
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922. - Fine!
- And we're gonna say good night.
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923. Thank you. Good work. Over and out.
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924. - Sorry.
- Damn, that was disappointing.
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925. Come on. I'll buy you
a cup of coffee.
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926. Hey, little space monkey.
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927. You're Able. Okay, good. How you doing?
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928. Yes, good. At ease. All right.
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929. You're a polite little fella,
aren't you?
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930. Hey, you happen to know where those
little Einstein bobblehead guys are?
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931. Mr. Daley! I found your Einsteins.
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932. Great. Hey...
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933. Gentlemen, we're trying to crack
the combination of this tablet doodad,
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934. and the writing here says we'll find it
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935. if we figure out the secret
at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb.
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936. That's an easy one.
The answer's in the question.
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937. - What does that mean?
- "Figure out".
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938. It's a figure! I.e., a number.
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939. And the Pharaoh's tomb,
I.e. The pyramids.
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940. Don't you get it, kid?
You're looking for the secret number
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941. at the heart of the pyramids.
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942. Well, whistle me Dixie, the answer's pi!
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943. - Pi?
- 3.14159265, to be exact.
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944. Yes! 3.1495265.
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945. No, no, no, 3.14159265.
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946. Yeah, okay, 3.14...
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947. I'm sorry, I can't tell.
Is it yes or no? Cause you just...
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948. I know it's hard, could you just...
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949. Don't touch the hair.
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950. - Sorry, I can't tell if it's up or...
- I'm a bobblehead, dummkopf,
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951. and that's the way we like it.
All together, now!
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952. That's the way
We like it
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953. You know,
we can't all be Einsteins, so...
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954. - I can!
- We are!
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955. - He is!
- Me, too!
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956. - Okay, all right.
- Okay, here it is.
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957. - Can you slow it down a little bit?
- Okay.
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958. 3.14159265.
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959. - Okay. 3.14...
- I've got it.
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960. - Thank you, Mr. Einsteins.
- Thank you.
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961. All right. Now, like the brilliant
and famous general that I am,
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962. I thought long and hard
about what you said,
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963. and I've come up with a brand-new
and improved battle plan!
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964. Okay.
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965. I will loudly announce that we are not
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966. going to attack, and then...
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967. Wait for it.
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968. "What's the amazing Custer about to say
now? I hope he's my friend, or..."
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969. We attack!
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970. Didn't expect your friend
to run off like that, did you?
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971. He's coming back, Ka-Ka-Ro.
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972. Sure as moon shines on a mongoose,
he'll be here.
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973. I would save my breath if I were you.
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974. You don't have many left.
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975. We've got about 10 minutes
to get over there to Jed.
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976. I think we make a good team,
perhaps more than a team.
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977. Wait. Okay, wait.
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978. What's the matter?
You didn't like kissing me?
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979. No, I did. It was great. I mean,
the slapping hurt a little bit, but...
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980. - So you don't like me, then.
- Of course I like you. You're incredible.
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981. I think you're an amazing person.
You're...
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982. It's just there are certain issues
that would prevent us from...
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983. - I just... You're not...
- I'm not what, Mr. Daley?
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984. Okay. You're made of...
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985. Made of...
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986. Wonderful things.
You're made of good, wonderful things.
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987. Come on.
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988. Gentlemen, could you
buy us some time please?
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989. It'll have to do.
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990. No! That's the first plane ever made!
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991. It's made out of balsa wood and paper.
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992. It's made out of spruce and canvas and
good old-fashioned American ingenuity.
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993. Are you coming, or what?
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994. - Out of our way!
- I don't think so.
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995. They're getting away!
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996. Hang on, Mr. Daley.
Things are about to get interesting.
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997. A lady pilot! Preposterous!
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998. - Think again, boys!
- Oh, she's good.
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999. What? What?
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1000. One of the wires is jammed.
I'm going to have to loosen it.
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1001. - Here, take the stick!
- No! I'm not gonna... No!
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1002. I know you've got moxie in you yet.
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1003. Moxie doesn't fly planes! People
who have pilots' licenses fly planes!
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1004. - Okay.
- She's all yours.
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1005. I don't want it! I don't want the stick!
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1006. Don't look now, Mr. Daley,
but you're flying an airplane!
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1007. Able! The doors!
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1008. - Got it!
- Pull!
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1009. Pull up!
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1010. Yes!
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1011. Godspeed, Amelia Earhart!
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1012. Godspeed.
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1013. Look a little nervous there,
Ramen Noodle.
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1014. 'Cause for me,
this is like a spa treatment.
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1015. Sand baths are really rejuvenating
for the skin. Exfoliates.
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1016. Giving up yet?
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1017. Not quite yet, no.
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1018. In fact, let's see
if we can't make time fly.
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1019. What is that funny sound?
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1020. Stop!
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1021. Right there, please, Mr. Daley.
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1022. Well. Well, well, well!
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1023. You certainly know how to make
an entrance, Mr. Daley.
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1024. Time to recruit some backup.
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1025. I hope for your
little friend's sake, here,
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1026. that you also figured out
the combination.
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1027. - Give me Jed.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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1028. First, give me the combination
and hand over that tablet.
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1029. I'll give you the tablet
and the combination
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1030. when you release my friends
and give him back to me.
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1031. I shall release what I want to release
the moment I want to release it.
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1032. Great. And I'll release
what I want to release
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1033. at the exact moment
that I want to release it, okay?
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1034. Tell me the combination
and give me that tablet right now
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1035. or I shall kill all of your friends,
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1036. starting with the little
shaggy-headed little cowman here.
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1037. I ain't shaggy-headed!
Gigantor, let me take this guy!
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1038. Don't worry, I got this handled.
You don't want to give me my friends,
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1039. then you're not gonna get
your combination or your tablet.
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1040. - All right, I'll tell you what.
- Good.
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1041. They didn't call me
Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing.
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1042. Here you go. They didn't call me
Kahmunrah the Trustworthy!
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1043. They called me
Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty,
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1044. who kills whoever doesn't
give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants
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1045. in the moment that he wants it,
which is right now,
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1046. when I had also better get
the combination and the tablet!
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1047. - That's what they called you?
- It was shorter in Egyptian.
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1048. Great, I'll give you
the combination after you give him back.
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1049. How dare you? If you touch that again,
I shall kill you right now.
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1050. - Okay.
- Do not touch this.
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1051. - This is a no-touching zone!
- Good. Well, then...
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1052. Oh, my God! I can't believe
you reached across like that again!
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1053. I can't even believe it!
Oh, God, I want to kill you right...
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1054. If you didn't know this combination,
you'd be so dead right now,
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1055. - it would be unbelievable.
- Great, but I do know the combination.
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1056. Don't cross this line with your hand!
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1057. How dare you! If you
speak again, I'm going to kill you.
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1058. Do you understand this?
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1059. Don't say it!
Oh, God, I see you getting ready.
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1060. - I wasn't gonna say anything.
- Oh, my God, don't say anything.
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1061. I shall murder you if you talk again.
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1062. Now give me that tablet
and tell me the combination.
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1063. Okay. After you give me Jed
and release my friends.
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1064. - You did all three!
- What?
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1065. You spoke
and you reached your hand across!
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1066. Look. I can talk to you about this
all night, okay?
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1067. - How about this?
- Look, just give...
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1068. How about I don't kill you right now,
like I really, really want to,
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1069. and I give you precisely five seconds
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1070. to give me that tablet
and tell me the combination?
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1071. We already got the combination. It's pi.
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1072. - 3.14159265.
- No!
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1073. - Hey.
- Sorry.
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1074. So Crazy Hair here, he sang.
Oh, did he sing! Like a canary.
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1075. I'm sorry, Larry.
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1076. Enough out of you!
Remember what happened last time?
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1077. - That's enough.
- Stupid man.
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1078. - You okay?
- Yeah, thanks.
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1079. Must be a real bummer for you, Larry,
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1080. knowing that all of your valiant efforts
were, in the end, for naught.
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1081. What a terrible disappointment
you must be to yourself.
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1082. Do you hear that humming sound?
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1083. Do you know what that sound is?
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1084. It's rhetorical.
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1085. That is the sound of the End.
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1086. I'm sorry, Jed.
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1087. You did your best, Gigantor.
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1088. Dadgum it, we almost had him, too.
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1089. No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around
the last couple of years at the museum.
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1090. - Maybe none of this would have happened.
- You don't get it, do you, Gigantor?
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1091. I didn't call you
'cause we needed your help.
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1092. Sure, we were in a little pickle,
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1093. but it wouldn't have been the first time
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1094. I had to wrestle my way
out of a root sack.
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1095. No, partner.
I called you 'cause you needed us.
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1096. That fancy suit you've been parading
around in these past couple years,
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1097. that there's a hanging suit.
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1098. All gussied up, but dead inside.
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1099. That ain't you.
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1100. - And I'll tell you another thing.
- Yeah.
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1101. This night ain't over yet.
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1102. This little Midnight Cowboy's
got some fight left in him.
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1103. Something tells me you do, too. Ho, now!
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1104. Welcome to the new,
extended reign of Kahmunrah,
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1105. Fifth King of Egypt
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1106. and now the world!
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1107. Horus, Ra, my warriors, come forth!
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1108. Send Larry Daley
and his friends to their doom!
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1109. Halt!
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1110. The mighty Octavius has returned!
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1111. I ride on the back of nature's
most fearsome creature! I ride
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1112. the squirrel!
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1113. Forward now, my mighty steed!
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1114. Whoa, girl! Easy.
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1115. Do you wish to surrender honorably?
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1116. Or must this end
with the spilling of your blood?
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1117. This? This is your big rescue?
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1118. Oh, no. This is!
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1119. What is that thing?
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1120. The name is Abraham Lincoln.
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1121. - And you, sir, are in a heap of trouble!
- Attack it!
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1122. Disgusting half-pigeons!
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1123. No, no, no! Hello?
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1124. Adiós, bird brains!
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1125. Wait, wait, wait. No, no!
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1126. Goodbye, strange birdmen.
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1127. Do not return to the Underworld!
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1128. Yes, yes, do go back
into the Underworld!
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1129. Thank you for coming! Good night!
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1130. No, no!
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1131. Oh, this is awkward.
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1132. It appears my work here is done.
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1133. Just remember, son, a house divided
against itself cannot stand.
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1134. Farewell.
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1135. - What now?
- You know, I'm not quite sure.
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1136. I suppose we should probably start
by watching him die.
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1137. Streltsy! Make him dead!
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1138. Now what?
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1139. We are not going to attack right
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1140. now!
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1141. Get them!
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1142. Fear not, Larry!
I will help Jedediah!
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1143. You come at them from behind!
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1144. - Hey, what's going on?
- I'm hiding.
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1145. Hiding? What are you doing?
Come on, we need you.
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1146. - I'm a failure.
- No, you're not.
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1147. Did you foolishly lead
208 Americans to their deaths
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1148. at the Battle of Little Bighorn?
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1149. - No.
- No? Not good. Not good at all.
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1150. - That's not good.
- Sure, I talk a good game,
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1151. but the truth of the matter is,
I don't deserve these stars.
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1152. I will always be famous
for my biggest failure.
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1153. Hey.
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1154. The past is the past, okay?
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1155. Right now, this moment, this night,
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1156. this is what you're gonna be
remembered for.
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1157. This is your last stand.
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1158. - They need a leader.
- Yeah, they need a leader.
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1159. Yeah? You want to be their leader, huh?
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1160. - Yeah, I do.
- Let's do this!
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1161. - All right?
- Yeah.
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1162. Let's go!
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1163. Not good!
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1164. Larry!
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1165. Hey, Able!
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1166. I want to help!
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1167. Oh, great.
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1168. Who are you?
This is my museum!
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1169. Well, he's my human.
Back off!
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1170. You need all the help you can get,
Jungle-Dweller!
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1171. Get over yourself space snob!
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1172. Guys! Hey, guys!
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1173. This is not the time
to get into this, all right?
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1174. Dexter, you know better.
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1175. All right?
That's what happens when you do that!
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1176. You get that.
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1177. Stop! Just stop! Stop!
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1178. Now, listen. You're both proud capuchin!
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1179. You need to concentrate
on slapping the enemy!
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1180. Keep it together, all right?
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1181. Come on, let's go! Let's do it!
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1182. - Jedediah! They need us!
- I ain't gonna make it!
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1183. Afraid this cowboy's been
to his last hoedown.
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1184. Octavius, remember me as I was,
wild, and free, and...
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1185. - No need for final words.
- I'm not finished yet.
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1186. I want to get
to the story of our relationship,
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1187. the evolution from enemy to friends.
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1188. - No!
- It'll make you cry!
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1189. No! Because you are going to live!
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1190. - Let's go to work.
- Have a sword.
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1191. Sword!
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1192. Incoming!
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1193. That smarts.
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1194. You smack, you kick!
You smack, you kick!
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1195. You smack, you kick!
Teamwork, fellas! Wunderbar!
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1196. How you doing, fellas?
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1197. - Are you all right?
- Never better.
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1198. Listen, when I give you the signal,
I want you to open the gate.
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1199. - I take it you have a plan.
- I'm gonna divide the house.
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1200. The tablet! Now!
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1201. Okay, sure, you can have it.
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1202. Just tell me who the boss is
and I'll give it to you.
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1203. Or should I give it to Kahmunrah?
He's your master, right?
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1204. - Nyet! He is not our master!
- Really? 'Cause he acts like he is.
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1205. But fine, just tell me who the boss is
and you can have it.
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1206. Hey! That'd be me.
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1207. This man is a peasant!
I am the only one here of noble birth!
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1208. Really? 'Cause he's got more medals
and a bigger hat, but...
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1209. - Thank you.
- You might got a lot of medals,
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1210. but you put one of your
little child hands on that tablet again,
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1211. it'll be the last thing them tiny
little mitts of yours ever touch.
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1212. Why would you touch little Nippy?
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1213. I can handle this, okay?
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1214. You can handle nothing!
You can barely speak, you fool!
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1215. You know what? No problem.
I'll give it to you. You see that?
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1216. Oh, you're a spunky little fella!
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1217. Very clever, Mr. Daley, getting them
to fight amongst themselves.
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1218. Yeah. I can't really take credit.
It was Abraham Lincoln's idea.
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1219. You know, a house divided can't...
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1220. - Doesn't do well.
- Yes, well,
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1221. you should have saved yourself
when you had the chance,
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1222. because now I shall have
the tremendous pleasure
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1223. of killing you myself!
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1224. What are you?
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1225. I'm the night guard.
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1226. No!
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1227. Victory is ours!
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1228. Yeah!
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1229. That's what I'm talking about!
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1230. Yeah!
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1231. I'd say somebody found his moxie.
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1232. The Battle of the Smithsonian.
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1233. Perhaps the greatest battle
the world will never know.
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1234. We'll know.
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1235. Yeah.
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1236. Oh, man, I got an hour till sunrise.
I got to get you guys back.
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1237. In case you forgot, Gigantor,
they don't want us there anymore.
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1238. Well, I do.
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1239. Hey, think you could hook us up
with a ride?
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1240. My pleasure, of course.
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1241. Hang on a second.
One last thing I got to take care of.
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1242. Come on, boy! Come on, come on!
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1243. Get in there!
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1244. Feels good, right?
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1245. You're welcome!
Just get back inside by sunrise, okay?
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1246. These are promising days, indeed.
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1247. All right. Hey, come on, guys.
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1248. Remember, stay with your buddy,
all right?
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1249. Good, good.
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1250. Well, you're back where you belong.
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1251. Yeah. Think so.
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1252. I guess I should be going.
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1253. Hey, Amelia.
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1254. That thing that I was trying
to tell you about earlier...
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1255. There's not really
an easy way to put this,
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1256. - but, in the morning...
- I know what's coming, Mr. Daley.
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1257. I've always known.
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1258. But it doesn't matter.
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1259. You've given me the adventure
of a lifetime in one night.
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1260. And I have a feeling
it's going to be a beautiful sunrise.
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1261. Have fun.
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1262. Thanks.
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1263. I don't know about you fellas, but
this old cowboy just got to second base.
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1264. - There she goes.
- Straight towards...
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1265. Canada.
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1266. She's heading to Canada.
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1267. No, now she course-corrected.
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1268. Here, head on downstairs, guys.
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1269. - All righty.
- Good night, Larry.
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1270. Hey, boy, how's it going?
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1271. Lawrence! Bless you
for bringing them back.
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1272. And might I say,
a hearty well-done is in order.
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1273. And may I also point out, they
cannot hide in the basement forever.
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1274. Yeah. No, I think I got that
figured out.
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1275. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1276. Sun come, dum-dum.
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1277. Our moai friend is right.
The dawn will soon be upon us.
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1278. Hey, Teddy.
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1279. Remember the other night
you were saying something
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1280. about the key to happiness?
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1281. - Did I?
- You said, "The key to happiness is..."
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1282. And then the sun came up and you froze.
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1283. - I think I got it figured out.
- Yes?
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1284. It's doing what you love, isn't it?
With people you love.
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1285. Actually, I was going to say
"physical exercise",
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1286. but the love thing's good, too.
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1287. - Lawrence!
- Yeah.
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1288. Welcome home, son.
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1289. Thanks.
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1290. Well, folks, the wait is over.
After two months of renovation,
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1291. tonight, The Museum of Natural History
reopens its doors to the public.
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1292. As you can see,
New Yorkers are flooding in,
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1293. eager to see
just what changes are in store.
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1294. With its new, extended night hours,
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1295. we're told the museum
will be more lively than ever.
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1296. - Well, well, well, well!
- Hey.
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1297. I see the uniform still fits
after these long, long years.
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1298. Yeah, yeah.
Really hasn't been that long, but...
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1299. So, to what do we owe
this "triumphant" return?
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1300. Not cut out for the "corporate" jungle
after all. Got fired.
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1301. No, actually, I sold my company.
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1302. The world doth move in mysterious ways.
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1303. One day, we've got to get rid
of everything old,
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1304. the next, a rich, anonymous donor
gives a huge endowment.
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1305. With a proviso:
everything stays the same. So...
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1306. - Well, not exactly the same, obviously.
- No.
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1307. Bully, lads and ladies,
the name is Theodore Roosevelt,
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1308. naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty-sixth
President of these great United States.
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1309. Come along, lad. The hunt is afoot.
Lawrence.
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1310. Hey, you dum-dums bring me gum-gum?
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1311. My parents gave me this tablet
some 3,000 years ago,
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1312. entrusting me with one of my people's
most prized possessions.
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1313. - Does it do anything?
- Do anything?
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1314. Yeah. What's the point
if it doesn't do anything?
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1315. Tell 'em
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1316. Actually, it has a magical power
that brings all the exhibits to life.
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1317. No, really, what's it do?
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1318. Nothing. It's just for decoration.
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1319. I knew it.
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1320. This place is lame.
This thing doesn't even look real.
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1321. Seriously, dude,
these animatronics suck.
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1322. - Mammoth?
- Yeah.
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1323. Extinct!
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1324. - Today's technology is beyond me.
- I know. It's so lifelike.
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1325. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Something else.
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1326. You'll stick around
a bit longer this time,
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1327. or you gonna run away again
when you get something better?
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1328. - I'm gonna stay.
- Stay, for a long time.
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1329. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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1330. Good. 'Cause,
as night guards go, you're...
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1331. - What?
- The best.
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1332. Excuse me.
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1333. You, the toddler!
Don't hug the displays.
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1334. I'm sorry. Hi.
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1335. I don't mean to stare. I just...
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1336. You look a lot
like somebody I know, and...
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1337. I get that a lot.
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1338. - Do you?
- Yeah. I guess I have that kind of face.
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1339. - Familiar.
- Yeah.
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1340. You're not by any chance
related to Amelia Earhart, are you?
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1341. - No.
- No.
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1342. - No, I don't think so.
- Of course you're not.
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1343. - I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm...
- I just had to ask. I'm sorry.
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1344. She was that woman
who flew across the Pacific.
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1345. - The Atlantic.
- Atlantic. Of course.
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1346. First woman to fly across the Atlantic,
and she received the Flying Cross,
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1347. first woman to do that.
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1348. - That's very cool.
- Yeah, she was cool.
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1349. Hey, you know what you should check out
is the the Hall of Miniatures.
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1350. Could you take me there?
I'm always getting lost.
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1351. Yeah, I know. Sure.
Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.
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1352. Thank you.
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1353. - I'm Larry Daley.
- Tess.
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1354. - Joseph, time for dinner!
- One second, Ma!
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1355. Joey Motorola, you get down here
for supper right now!
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1356. I said one second, Ma!
I really think I'm on to something here!
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1357. English.
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