1. Look, I didn't— I didn't
mean it to be this way.Copy !req
2. This— Every— The reasons why
I'm leaving are on this tape.Copy !req
3. It points out the six
points of why I think...Copy !req
4. our relationship is doomed
and why I'm leaving it.Copy !req
5. You can watch it later.
I was gonna mail it,Copy !req
6. but now— I'll just give it to you now.Copy !req
7. Are you taking your VCR,
or did you leave that upstairs?Copy !req
8. I bought the VCR! I'm taking my VCR!Copy !req
9. I bought— It's the
only thing I'm taking.Copy !req
10. What is that on top of the car?Copy !req
11. Is that a futon on top of the car?Copy !req
12. That's— That's our futon.
That's my futon.Copy !req
13. I'm takin' the—
Can I please take the futon?Copy !req
14. Please?Copy !req
15. Violence is not the answer!
Get in the car!Copy !req
16. Don't be drivin' back here
in a couple days, okay?Copy !req
17. I'm not going through this
over and over and over.Copy !req
18. I-I-I'm not— That's on the tape.Copy !req
19. I-I think that's point
number four on the tape...Copy !req
20. because I have my vision,
you have your vision,Copy !req
21. and I'm leaving, because
the Tantoonis need me.Copy !req
22. The who? The Tantoonis.Copy !req
23. What is— It's an Indian tribe.
It was in the newspaper.Copy !req
24. It was on CNN! You don't even watch TV.Copy !req
25. You don't read the paper. You don't
know what's going on in the world!Copy !req
26. That's one of my reasons.
That's point one!Copy !req
27. You can't just walk out, Sean.
Listen, listen.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna go, and I'm not coming back.Copy !req
29. - Take Fidel.
- Please take Fidel.Copy !req
30. I'm not taking Fidel, Sean. I'm
not taking your fucking cat!Copy !req
31. I don't have the time and
energy to take care of the cat.Copy !req
32. I have to go and get
something accomplished.Copy !req
33. That cat will be in the way—
Ow! I am a man of peace!Copy !req
34. You are a woman of violence.
I'm not a man like that.Copy !req
35. And you're turning me into that man— That's
like point number eight. I don't know—Copy !req
36. Hi. Good night. Good night, Erin.
Have a good night.Copy !req
37. Dr. Kravitz, you
have a visitor in the main lobby.Copy !req
38. Dr. Kravitz, a visitor in the main lobby.Copy !req
39. Do you guys know Bob, that
security guard from the lobby?Copy !req
40. Mmm, he's really something, huh? Yeah.Copy !req
41. He asked me to go to this little
soiree with him on Saturday,Copy !req
42. to the aquarium, 'cause that's where
he used to work, and then yesterday...Copy !req
43. he drops, like he mentions, that
Rick hit on him last summer.Copy !req
44. Oh, he didn't say that! I only flirted.Copy !req
45. It was his uniform. I couldn't resist!Copy !req
46. I know, but the thing is,Copy !req
47. he said some really mean and nasty things
about you, and it made me feel really bad.Copy !req
48. All right, so he's a homophobic prick.Copy !req
49. So what else is new? Story of my life.Copy !req
50. I already said yes, that I would go.Copy !req
51. You left me the witches' costume?
Honey, it's you!Copy !req
52. Thank you very much. I really appreciate it.
You're confused, honey.Copy !req
53. What would you do if you were me, Erin?Copy !req
54. Well, you want to get out of it?Copy !req
55. Yeah.Copy !req
56. Tell Bob that you're meeting...Copy !req
57. a friend and her "date" at the party.Copy !req
58. When her date doesn't show up, she
gets really upset, she wants to leave.Copy !req
59. You need to take her home, and
then you're out. That's it.Copy !req
60. It's really simple. Men
are really easy to trick.Copy !req
61. - Or treat— you witch!
- That's perfect! I need a friend, though.Copy !req
62. I have no friends, so, Erin, will you
please go with me and be my friend?Copy !req
63. - No. I hate parties.
- Yes! You always have a reason. Please come with me?Copy !req
64. Oh, Erin, you have just got to go!Copy !req
65. I mean, what man could resist the
wicked witch of the west wing?Copy !req
66. Listen, my
mother is in town this weekend.Copy !req
67. I don't have any time. I have to be with her.
Yeah, okay, well.Copy !req
68. Wait a minute. My mother
is in town this weekend.Copy !req
69. Yeah, I'll go.Copy !req
70. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
71. Trick or treat!Copy !req
72. Mama! Mama!Copy !req
73. Oh, oh, honey!Copy !req
74. Mama!Copy !req
75. I want my daddy! Mama!Copy !req
76. Daddy!Copy !req
77. - I found it.
- You haven't got much Wordsworth, have you?Copy !req
78. No. I'll let you have
that one half price.Copy !req
79. Oh, shoot! Got it?Copy !req
80. - Yep. - There you go. No, no, no.Copy !req
81. Don't close it. You should never close a
book until you've read something from it.Copy !req
82. What? Just a sentence or a word.
It can be very, very revealing.Copy !req
83. Just read something, anything.
Read from the top, then.Copy !req
84. "When from our better selves we have too
long been parted by the hurrying world,Copy !req
85. "and droop, sick of its business,
of its pleasures tired,Copy !req
86. how gracious, how benign is Solitude."Copy !req
87. Hi, it's Mom. I fly in
at 9:30 tomorrow morning,Copy !req
88. so I'll see you at the gate.Copy !req
89. Hope we can have a little fun tomorrow night.
Kick up our heels or something?Copy !req
90. Airport Station next.Copy !req
91. Change here for the airport terminal shuttle.
Next stop, Airport.Copy !req
92. Change here for the Logan
Airport terminal shuttle.Copy !req
93. The airport
shuttle service is located...Copy !req
94. up the escalator, to the left.Copy !req
95. Inbound train approaching.Copy !req
96. This is Airport Station.Copy !req
97. Stay clear of the doors.Copy !req
98. Aquarium Station next.
Next stop, Aquarium.Copy !req
99. Welcome to the Boston Aquarium,Copy !req
100. home of Myrtle, the turtle,
and Puff, the balloonfish.Copy !req
101. What's expanding faster
than Puff, the balloonfish?Copy !req
102. We are— The North Addition—
Coming in 1999.Copy !req
103. Watch us grow!Copy !req
104. Hey, you guys? Who is this?Copy !req
105. That is... Fred Astaire?Copy !req
106. No, no, no. This
is Burgess Meredith.Copy !req
107. Remember? I was telling you this yesterday.
You have to recognize that marking there.Copy !req
108. By his neck? I knew it.Copy !req
109. Well, he escaped from the
tray again last night.Copy !req
110. Oh, don't worry about it. That's okay.
I mean, they always escape.Copy !req
111. Hey, Ben. How you doin'?Copy !req
112. Hey, Yuri needs you for a second down in pumps.
He has another pipe leak.Copy !req
113. I-I-I can't, Ben.
I'm diving in two minutes.Copy !req
114. It's a two-minute job— for you, anyway!
Hey, Ben.Copy !req
115. Did you have a chance to go over the
Assistant Aquarist application I put in?Copy !req
116. Okay, nothing's been decided.
But you're still in the running.Copy !req
117. All right. Thanks, Ben.Copy !req
118. The dolphin show begins in—Copy !req
119. Ahh, good!Copy !req
120. I'm a volunteer diver,
not volunteer plumber, Yuri.Copy !req
121. This is the last time I'm comin' down
and doin' you a favor, all right?Copy !req
122. I'm not getting paid for this. I don't want
to be down here helping you. No moreski.Copy !req
123. Ahh... I do— I do you favor.Copy !req
124. Yuri, first of all, what's this? You
have, like, half a gasket in here.Copy !req
125. Where's the other half
of the gasket, huh?Copy !req
126. Bye!Copy !req
127. So, there isn't a problem.
Just fax it to the hotel.Copy !req
128. I'll sign it, and then I'll fax it back.
All right.Copy !req
129. Now, darling, you weren't there.Copy !req
130. And this gentleman— I was there, Mom.
Your plane was early.Copy !req
131. Well, whatever. I didn't see you, and
I thought you weren't gonna make it,Copy !req
132. so this very lovely man offered me a
ride, and so I took it and I'm sorry,Copy !req
133. Okay, forget about it. but I did
leave you a message on the machine.Copy !req
134. It gave me some time to walk around.
I went to the aquarium.Copy !req
135. Wait a minute. Hold on.
Let me make it up to you.Copy !req
136. My latest acquisition. What do you think?Copy !req
137. Blinding teeth.Copy !req
138. Well, he's available. What?Copy !req
139. They're not all gay, you know. Piper!Copy !req
140. Darling!Copy !req
141. Oh, hi! Oh, my God!Copy !req
142. It's good to see you! I have
never, ever seen you in red.Copy !req
143. What has happened?Copy !req
144. Oh, this isn't red. This is Hollywood black.
You look great.Copy !req
145. And this— Look at this.
This is my latest find.Copy !req
146. He is going to be the biggest thing ever.Copy !req
147. Isn't he big now? Oh,
yes, you know, he is.Copy !req
148. It pays the tuition. Tuition?Copy !req
149. - I'm in med school.
- Really?Copy !req
150. My daughter went to medical school.
Yes, Harvard.Copy !req
151. Harvard. Yes. She didn't
want to continue.Copy !req
152. I didn't finish.Copy !req
153. She didn't finish because it
was her choice not to finish.Copy !req
154. She had the highest grade point
average of any female at Harvard.Copy !req
155. No, I didn't. Yes, she did.Copy !req
156. - No. No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.Copy !req
157. Piper. I did not!Copy !req
158. - So, what are you doing now?
- I'm a phlebotomist.Copy !req
159. You-You study insects?Copy !req
160. She is not a phlebotomist. She is a
registered nurse, a profession...Copy !req
161. her late father esteemed very highly.Copy !req
162. And she's a very good one.Copy !req
163. I'll see you later. It's
inevitable to see you later.Copy !req
164. Bye-bye, Rory.
Good luck to you.Copy !req
165. He'll need it.Copy !req
166. So, how's the old place?Copy !req
167. It's quiet. Hmm. Renovations?Copy !req
168. We never finished.Copy !req
169. Hmm.Copy !req
170. Have you really been
by yourself ever since that—Copy !req
171. That, that Marxist left?Copy !req
172. - He was an activist, Mother.
- Well, it's the same thing.Copy !req
173. I must say I was delighted when I heard
you gave him his walking papers.Copy !req
174. Sean left me, Mom.Copy !req
175. No. And you let him?Copy !req
176. Did I have a choice?Copy !req
177. Dear, sweetness,Copy !req
178. light of my life.Copy !req
179. With men, you always have a choice.Copy !req
180. Well, you didn't.Copy !req
181. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
182. I'm sorry, Mom. I don't
know why I said that.Copy !req
183. - It's okay.
- There's no comparison.Copy !req
184. You're right.Copy !req
185. Loss is loss. It's the
same thing, either way.Copy !req
186. You know what I think
your father would have wanted?Copy !req
187. I think he would want you to move on,Copy !req
188. find yourself a new man
and be happy again.Copy !req
189. - Ihappy.
- Well, there's no crime in showing it, is there?Copy !req
190. Look, Mom. I know that you
don't think that a woman...Copy !req
191. can be alone and be content.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
192. This is me you're talking to.
Of course, I do.Copy !req
193. Oh, come on. You are never alone.
You're always surrounded...Copy !req
194. by all these people.Copy !req
195. Listen, what are we going to do tonight?Copy !req
196. I had an idea. Um, thought maybe
Dodge and I would come over...Copy !req
197. to the old apartment and
have some cocktails— Dodge?Copy !req
198. - Dodge!
- Who is Dodge?Copy !req
199. The gentleman I met at the airport.
I told you this!Copy !req
200. You never listen to me!
His name is Dodge?Copy !req
201. His name is Dodge, and we thought
we'd take you out tonight.Copy !req
202. - I have a date.
- Dodge and I thought we would have some drinks—Copy !req
203. What? I have a date.Copy !req
204. You have a date! Goddamn you.Copy !req
205. What have I been carrying on about?
Who with?Copy !req
206. Who's it with? Come on.Copy !req
207. A girl from work.Copy !req
208. This is Wonderland Station...Copy !req
209. in the Wonderland commuter parking lot.Copy !req
210. A quarter-pound of pecorino, please.Copy !req
211. The price of cheese.Copy !req
212. Reporter Arnie Reisman
has been following that story.Copy !req
213. It's only
the latest in a series...Copy !req
214. of anonymous acts of vandalism that began
last month during the Boston Aquarium's...Copy !req
215. prolonged legal battle
with Lesser Construction.Copy !req
216. Yesterday, Lesser Construction
lost its bid...Copy !req
217. to build a state-of-the-art mausoleum...Copy !req
218. on this waterfront lot,Copy !req
219. now officially, future home of
the aquarium's North Addition.Copy !req
220. I want to congratulate
Miss Shebola and the aquarium...Copy !req
221. for getting the approval
for their Addition.Copy !req
222. Now, the good people of Boston will
have a place to cavort with fish,Copy !req
223. instead of a place
to properly, hygienically,Copy !req
224. not to mention economically,
bury their loved ones.Copy !req
225. Now, this will not send
our company, in any sense,Copy !req
226. into any kind of financial distress.Copy !req
227. We're now in the business
of building privately run,Copy !req
228. for-profit, commercial prisons.Copy !req
229. There's no need to tell you
how successful they are.Copy !req
230. What about the allegations that
you're behind the aquarium vandalism?Copy !req
231. That is very— I've heard—
That's ridiculous.Copy !req
232. I love fish. They're good creatures.
I've nothing against them.Copy !req
233. Are you worried that you're going to wind
up in the same prison you're building?Copy !req
234. Is that funny? That's enough!Copy !req
235. - You're actin' like an idiot!
- Stupid!Copy !req
236. I am not acting like an idiot!Copy !req
237. No, you're not
actin' like an idiot.Copy !req
238. You just don't fuckin' listen! Who
do you think you are, leavin' here?Copy !req
239. You're actin' like— Take it easy!Copy !req
240. Hey, hey, hey, cut, cut, cut!
Will you guys please shut up?Copy !req
241. - What is the matter with you?
- Sorry. We had an argument, all right? I'm sorry.Copy !req
242. Try to keep it down.Copy !req
243. Will you please try and keep it down?
He's trying to study.Copy !req
244. - Have a little respect.
- Who cares what other fuckin' people say?Copy !req
245. You moron!Copy !req
246. I'm not an idiot, you are! Man!Copy !req
247. their continued
support for the protesters,Copy !req
248. said they now prefer
to negotiate with developers.Copy !req
249. This is Renita Harrow, BSN News.
I don't give a damn!Copy !req
250. And it is
with pride that I pronounce...Copy !req
251. that when construction finishes
on the North Addition in 1999,Copy !req
252. Boston will again have...Copy !req
253. the nation's premiere public aquarium.Copy !req
254. Let us christen
this voyage tonight, leave the port,Copy !req
255. move forward,
put the bad water behind us.Copy !req
256. On behalf of myself and Puff,Copy !req
257. our little fish mascot,
Frankie, get me a drink.Copy !req
258. - You got it, Arty.
- Enjoy the festivities.Copy !req
259. Thank you.Copy !req
260. So, what kind of an idiot would
blow off a woman like you?Copy !req
261. He's a bastard. Let me tell
you something about this guy.Copy !req
262. He's a little acey-deucey.Copy !req
263. You know what I mean. No straight guy...Copy !req
264. in his right mind would
blow off a woman like you.Copy !req
265. Yeah, well, I guess it
wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
266. I don't know. I think I'm gonna go home.
No, wait.Copy !req
267. What do you say I go with you?Copy !req
268. You're alone, I'm security.Copy !req
269. I mean, she and I, we're not even involved.
As far as I'm concerned, Bob,Copy !req
270. there is no security.Copy !req
271. Only security guards.Copy !req
272. Hey! Hello. Hey, Erin.Copy !req
273. Could I just have a minute? Certainly. Certainly.Copy !req
274. See you, Bob.Copy !req
275. Okay, all right. Are we done?
Can we go now?Copy !req
276. Are you done? Can you go?Copy !req
277. Wait a minute. I thought that the whole
point was that I would be here—Copy !req
278. Right. But now the point seems to be...Copy !req
279. that you are really
preoccupied with my date.Copy !req
280. Oh, I'm preoccupied with Bob.Copy !req
281. Hey! We havin' a good time?Copy !req
282. Hi! Hi! Cricket, what do you
say we dance, right now?Copy !req
283. I'd love to. Great!Copy !req
284. Yeah?Copy !req
285. Bob? Bob? Remember?Copy !req
286. - Bob, how are you?
- This is Cricket. Cricket, Alan. Alan, Cricket.Copy !req
287. How are you? Hi.Copy !req
288. Cricket's a nurse where I work now.Copy !req
289. Over at the, uh, hospital. Uh-huh.Copy !req
290. Hey, we could have used you here last week
what with the shenanigans and everything.Copy !req
291. A guy like Bob. Back in the
saddle again, huh, Bob?Copy !req
292. If I were still here,
that shit would never happen.Copy !req
293. - Good seeing you.
- Alan.Copy !req
294. You here alone? Yes, I am.Copy !req
295. I got a chick you're not gonna believe.Copy !req
296. A hot chick, free thinker, rubbin' against the
furniture right now, all by her lonesome.Copy !req
297. She's trawlin' for action,
beggin' for somethin',Copy !req
298. and I think you're the kind of
guy that can give it to her.Copy !req
299. Well, you know, Bob. I'm really quite
flattered that you'd think of me,Copy !req
300. but to tell you the truth,
I'm real busy at the moment.Copy !req
301. So, I'll see you later. Wait a minute.Copy !req
302. - What are you, some kind of fag?
- Alan!Copy !req
303. Yo, Alan! How are ya?Copy !req
304. - Oh, shit.
- I'll meet ya at the bar!Copy !req
305. Great to see you again, Bob.
Good to see ya.Copy !req
306. Where ya been, buddy?Copy !req
307. Hey, I'm gettin' the feeling
you're trying to avoid me.Copy !req
308. No, no, no. I'm not avoiding you, Frank.Copy !req
309. I'm very busy, you know. I've got classes.
I'm volunteering here.Copy !req
310. I got a little favor I gotta ask ya.
Oh, Christ, Frank.Copy !req
311. - If this is about your toilet, I can't
come by every time. - No, no, no.Copy !req
312. It's flushin' like
a champ since you been there.Copy !req
313. Listen, uh, maybe you
can take me on a little tour.Copy !req
314. You want a little tour, Frank? Yeah.Copy !req
315. You can show me that little Poof fish
that's on the news all the time.Copy !req
316. Puff, Frank. It's a puffer
fish, all right? Come on.Copy !req
317. When threatened,
a balloonfish...Copy !req
318. can rapidly inflate its body
with water or air.Copy !req
319. Frank! Do you see where it says,
"Do not tap on the glass"?Copy !req
320. All right? These are very sensitive fish.Copy !req
321. They got feelings? Yeah, they do, Frank.
You know what?Copy !req
322. You're really not supposed to smoke here,
so why don't we go back where we came from?Copy !req
323. And I'll just see you in a couple days
and I'll give you some money, all right?Copy !req
324. You were doin' just fine
when you were plumbin', Al.Copy !req
325. When you were workin' with your
father, when you were a team.Copy !req
326. Look, Frank. You did me a really big
favor by lending me the money...Copy !req
327. so I could go to school,
but I'm a full-time student now,Copy !req
328. and it's just gonna take me
a little more time.Copy !req
329. I can't give you any more time.
Christ, Frank.Copy !req
330. What do you expect me to do?
I don't have any money.Copy !req
331. Small favor. Do it, and I'll knock
off the interest on the loan.Copy !req
332. The North
Addition, coming in 1999.Copy !req
333. Certain people just want
a message sent, that's all.Copy !req
334. So what is this... favor?Copy !req
335. Just eliminate the fish. That's it.Copy !req
336. - Puff?
- Yeah, Puff!Copy !req
337. What, are
you kidding me, Frank?Copy !req
338. There's no way. Oh, for Christ's sake,
it's a goddamn, pansy-ass fish!Copy !req
339. Look at it!Copy !req
340. Ladies.Copy !req
341. You know, Frank. I can't believe
that you're asking me to do this!Copy !req
342. I'm not gonna do it! But don't worry.
You know what.Copy !req
343. 'Cause I will definitely get you
your money, one way the other.Copy !req
344. Next Monday, I will see you. I will have your
money, plus your three points, all right?Copy !req
345. Hey, Alan. Who's gonna loan
you the money, your father?Copy !req
346. He's at the dog track, blowin' the
two grand I fronted him last week.Copy !req
347. Biologists
call it a defense mechanism,Copy !req
348. because it defends the fish against
attacks by hungry predators, like sharks.Copy !req
349. Smile! Hey, looks like you
just made the society page!Copy !req
350. What's your name, gorgeous?Copy !req
351. Hi, this is Erin.
Please leave a message after the beep.Copy !req
352. Hi, doll. I've
got some interesting news for you.Copy !req
353. Okay, now. If you look
in this week's Herald—Copy !req
354. - Hi.
- Hi, sweetie, it's me. I'm in London.Copy !req
355. I just picked up a copy of the Herald.Copy !req
356. - Yeah, I know. I saw it.
- What do you mean you saw it?Copy !req
357. - Who spoiled it for you?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
358. Wait a minute. Why do you have the Herald?
Aren't you in London?Copy !req
359. If you'll just look at page
67, I'll be able to tell you.Copy !req
360. Wait, these are—
These are the personal ads.Copy !req
361. Just look in the middle
of the second column,Copy !req
362. right between "Vivacious Vixen"
and "Wasting Away."Copy !req
363. "Waiting For You. Do you
believe in destiny? I do.Copy !req
364. "Be part of mine. Me: 29, five foot six.Copy !req
365. "Brains, beauty, body, all in one.Copy !req
366. "Frisky, cultured and carefree
professional with zest for life.Copy !req
367. "Number one in fun!
Sophisticated, smart...Copy !req
368. "and sumptuous success story
who will make me smile.Copy !req
369. "Us: Soul mates seeking
spontaneous combustion?Copy !req
370. Pervs or drunks need not apply."Copy !req
371. Darling, you sound so excited!
I'm very happy!Copy !req
372. You put in a personal ad for me?Copy !req
373. I admit I did have a little help
from my publicist.Copy !req
374. Oh, my God. Darling, look.Copy !req
375. If you're not going to help
yourself, I feel, as your mother,Copy !req
376. that I have the right to help you...Copy !req
377. if I can. As my mother? As
my pimp is more like it.Copy !req
378. Look, sweetie, it's only an option.Copy !req
379. You can access your messages by dialing a
four-digit code. I gave you your birthday, 1966.Copy !req
380. You know, Ma, I would never do this. Never!
And-And, who is this person?Copy !req
381. "Frisky, carefree, with a zest for I—."Copy !req
382. Oh. This is you. Isn't it, Mom?Copy !req
383. This is you. No, sweetie, it is not me.
It is you.Copy !req
384. It is the you I remember,
the sweet, darling, happy you...Copy !req
385. that you used to be before—Copy !req
386. I'm sorry.Copy !req
387. I've got to get ready to go to work.Copy !req
388. I know.Copy !req
389. Listen. I just wanted to remind you,
actually, about Thanksgiving in Manhattan.Copy !req
390. I won't forget about Thanksgiving, Mom.
I'll be there.Copy !req
391. Feel free to bring
a new friend, if you like.Copy !req
392. Yes. Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.
The angler fish.Copy !req
393. This is the female, by the way.
My apologies, ladies.Copy !req
394. Nature can be cruel.Copy !req
395. Can anyone tell me, out of interest,Copy !req
396. why the male is so humbly displayed?Copy !req
397. Come on, people. Wake up! Someone!Copy !req
398. Someone other than Alan.
Anybody but Alan.Copy !req
399. Okay, Alan.Copy !req
400. - The, um, Ceratadeam—
- Ceratoidea.Copy !req
401. Ceratoidea has evolved
so that the male is always...Copy !req
402. right there with the female, ready
to inject it with the sperm.Copy !req
403. It's what you would call
a symbiotic relationship.Copy !req
404. Thank you, Alan. Another
amazingly accurate answer.Copy !req
405. Moving on, next snapshot, if you would.Copy !req
406. Ahh. The Coelacanth.
Now, the Coelacanth...Copy !req
407. is known to be one of the most
elusive of the deep-sea creatures.Copy !req
408. Julie, come here, no. Ladies and
gentlemen, I stand corrected.Copy !req
409. This is probably the most
elusive of the sea creatures.Copy !req
410. By sea, I mean "C" or maybe "D" or most
probably "F."Copy !req
411. Sit down. Sorry.Copy !req
412. I'd like to see you in the office
a little later.Copy !req
413. - You're the only one who takes notes, Alan.
- Everybody takes notes.Copy !req
414. Duh. They have notebooks,
and you have a—Copy !req
415. You know, you're a tutor and you should
be making sure I do things like that.Copy !req
416. Wait a minute. Julie, I'm not your tutor.
Yes, you are.Copy !req
417. No, I'm not. I hired you.Copy !req
418. No, you didn't hire me.
I'm just a friend.Copy !req
419. You make it sound like I'm some old man or something.
Well, you gotta help me, then.Copy !req
420. I'll give you my notes, all right?Copy !req
421. Make copies of them, and definitely
copy— Let's go to the study hall now.Copy !req
422. And then you can, like, catch me up a little.
No, no, tell you what.Copy !req
423. Take the notebook. Give it back to me tomorrow.
I gotta see Ray about my paper.Copy !req
424. You're such a pill! What're you
talking about? I'm not a—Copy !req
425. I like a good time
as much as the next guy.Copy !req
426. I'm just... not the next guy.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
427. Good morning, Boston!
Twenty minutes past the hour.Copy !req
428. Rick, you are definitely water.Copy !req
429. Olly, I know you're fire, all right?Copy !req
430. So, how did you two meet?Copy !req
431. Well, all right. No, no, no, no.
I'll tell the story.Copy !req
432. Lettell the story. No, let
me, 'cause you always lie.Copy !req
433. - I don't lie. I embellish. - Make it juicy. Just tell me!Copy !req
434. Oh, it was about four years ago. I
was out on the duck tour, you know?Copy !req
435. Oh, yeah. You know, the
amphibious thing that goes in the water?Copy !req
436. - Can I tell the story? Thank you.
- I'm embellishing.Copy !req
437. I get seasick really easily. We
were still on Newbury Street.Copy !req
438. We weren't even in the harbor yet.
He's seasick.Copy !req
439. I was on the side— I was on the side.
Basically, I was getting sick.Copy !req
440. Oh, my God. Oh, but as a nurse
I'm used to that kind of thing,Copy !req
441. and I took right over, didn't I? You did.Copy !req
442. I was very professional.
And, I consider myself, now,Copy !req
443. the luckiest nurse in all of Boston.Copy !req
444. Except, of course, for you, Erin.Copy !req
445. Erin, this is a great shot.
Correction, my dear.Copy !req
446. That is not luck. That is fate.
I don't believe in fate.Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. What, like there's some unseen hand
leading you down the garden path?Copy !req
449. Exactly. I wish. I'm
sorry, I don't believe it.Copy !req
450. It isn't necessarily unseen— Unseen hands can be fun!Copy !req
451. I totally believe in fate.
I mean, like, for instance,Copy !req
452. if Erin hadn't been at the
aquarium party the other night,Copy !req
453. I never would have realized
how much I wanted Bob.Copy !req
454. Ta-da! Who's Bob?Copy !req
455. This guy that I'm dating.
Case in point.Copy !req
456. - You know, I heard he quit.
- What?Copy !req
457. No, Bob was fired, actually. He was
demonstrating how to load his gun...Copy !req
458. in the commissary— to a small child.Copy !req
459. Yeah, well, that was,
like, a total setup.Copy !req
460. I don't know, Erin. I mean, you have
to believe in something, right?Copy !req
461. It makes life more fun. That's right!
And Erin is the fun girl.Copy !req
462. Fun, fun, fun. Yes. All of
Boston society knows it now.Copy !req
463. You look great.Copy !req
464. All right, all right.
Here's one, here's one. Ready?Copy !req
465. "I am a divergent thinker with a sharp
wit, but a reflective soul." Hmm?Copy !req
466. "I value quiet reads, sublime sunsets,Copy !req
467. humor, tenderness and balance."Copy !req
468. That's not a personal ad! That's
a fuckin' daily affirmation!Copy !req
469. I'll find you a personal ad.Copy !req
470. Alan, are you in?Copy !req
471. What are you talkin' about? In what?Copy !req
472. Oh, it's a bet. We're all gonna
reply to the same personal ad.Copy !req
473. We go out with the chick.Copy !req
474. First guy who scores gets
200 bucks from the two losers.Copy !req
475. Right on. Or three.Copy !req
476. So I guess Traci's what— history?Copy !req
477. No, I ain't got time for a
townie— I mean, no offense, bro.Copy !req
478. None taken, bro.Copy !req
479. What do you say? You in or— Okay,
so what do you have to do to win?Copy !req
480. Well, we agreed on it.
It's gotta be a French kiss.Copy !req
481. That's tongues... intermingling
consensually, right? Right? Exactly.Copy !req
482. - Unforced. That means you, all right?
- Yeah, unforced.Copy !req
483. Just out of
curiosity, hold on a second.Copy !req
484. How will the two losers know
that the winner actually won?Copy !req
485. We watch it. Right.Copy !req
486. - We'll be there. - Incognito.
- Yeah. We'll be in disguise.Copy !req
487. It's gonna be great. Are you gonna be in or what?
Well, no. Are you kiddin'?Copy !req
488. That's, like, the stupidest
thing I've heard in my life.Copy !req
489. Of course I'm not in. Maybe it's
just when you get to be my age.Copy !req
490. I realize that I can only be who I am. I
can't present myself in any different way.Copy !req
491. I don't wanna meet somebody who
presents herself in a different way,Copy !req
492. because then you have two people that
are basically lying, gettin' together,Copy !req
493. talkin' a bunch of crap, you know?Copy !req
494. I know this firsthand, because
what I've been tryin' to do...Copy !req
495. is to change my destiny and not just spend
the rest of my life being a plumber.Copy !req
496. Not that there's anything wrong with
plumbing, but it gives me a freedom.Copy !req
497. I can pursue the thing I really love.Copy !req
498. How do you find what you love?Copy !req
499. Well, I think— I'm kidding.Copy !req
500. Oh, man!Copy !req
501. Things are getting like— Jesus, what are we?
A bunch of chicks or something?Copy !req
502. Bob's probably my soul mate. I believe that.
I totally believe that.Copy !req
503. How could you say that? I dearly
hope that Bob is not your soul mate.Copy !req
504. Look, look. It's not about Bob.Copy !req
505. It's about whether or not there's
meaning and direction in our lives.Copy !req
506. I suggested that—
Well, there isn't! There isn't!Copy !req
507. What do you mean, "There isn't"?Copy !req
508. I'm not saying there's not meaning,
but there's no direction, you know?Copy !req
509. Case in point, my parents.
They met on an airplane.Copy !req
510. They were flying back from Paris.Copy !req
511. The only reason my mother was on the flight—
she was supposed to be on earlier flight—Copy !req
512. But on the way to the airport, her
taxi struck and killed a little dog,Copy !req
513. who was chasing a little furry
squirrel, and she was delayed.Copy !req
514. That's a totally random act, you know?Copy !req
515. That's why she met my father.
No, Erin, that is fate.Copy !req
516. Oh, come on. Tell that to the dog.Copy !req
517. Yes, tell that to the dog.
No, no, I'm serious!Copy !req
518. You don't want to be a plumber, Alan.
Yeah, but the point is,Copy !req
519. I don't wanna be a plumber, but I
got nothin' against my father.Copy !req
520. I got nothin' against my grandfather.
He's doin' what he wants to do.Copy !req
521. I'm tryin' to do what I want to do.Copy !req
522. What are you doing? You're going
to be a marine biologist?Copy !req
523. Is that it? Yeah.Copy !req
524. I'll tell you something. I don't
know from marine biology.Copy !req
525. But, I don't see any money in it.
I mean, plumbing. Money.Copy !req
526. And you're still workin' with water.Copy !req
527. I got nothin' against bein' a plumber.Copy !req
528. If someone asks me what I do, and
that's what I'm doin', I'm a plumber.Copy !req
529. I mean, it's not about bein' a plumber.Copy !req
530. What does Dad think about you
not wantin' to be a plumber?Copy !req
531. You know what? I'm gonna go up to the
bar and buy a round of drinks...Copy !req
532. to celebrate my brother
movin' to the south end.Copy !req
533. You don't have a problem with a
drink from an eastie, do you, Kev?Copy !req
534. Sure.Copy !req
535. Man. What's the matter with your brother?Copy !req
536. He's got his head
in the books, every night.Copy !req
537. I mean, he's studying
and studying and studying.Copy !req
538. We never studied that hard,
and it never hurt us.Copy !req
539. "Consistency is
the hobgoblin of little minds."Copy !req
540. Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
541. Consistency. Of course.Copy !req
542. "Is the
hobgoblin of the mind."Copy !req
543. Harry! What's happening? Hey, Al. How are you, pal?
Funny you should stop by.Copy !req
544. You know who was in this
morning, lookin' for you? Who?Copy !req
545. Frankie. What?Copy !req
546. You know, Frankie the collector. Frankie!Copy !req
547. We all know Frankie. What can
I get you, my friend? Yeah.Copy !req
548. Three Sam Adams and a ginger ale.
You got it.Copy !req
549. So, uh, what's an
attractive girl like you...Copy !req
550. doing in a bar so early?Copy !req
551. Lookin' for fun, maybe?Copy !req
552. What's that on your nose?Copy !req
553. Huh? You know, the purple blemish
on the end of your nose?Copy !req
554. Looks like a basal cell nevus,
or maybe a melanoma?Copy !req
555. You know, you may want
to get that checked.Copy !req
556. For a man your age, a malignant melanoma
could be fatal if not promptly removed.Copy !req
557. "Me: 29, five six."Copy !req
558. "Brains, beauty, body. All in one.
That's nice.Copy !req
559. "Frisky, cultured and carefree
professional with zest for life.Copy !req
560. Number One in fun."
"Number One." That's good.Copy !req
561. "Pervs or drunks need not apply." Uh-oh.Copy !req
562. - That's you two. - That's funny!Copy !req
563. Look, we fake it just like she is.Copy !req
564. Gentlemen, believe me, the fact of the
matter is, this woman's not what she seems.Copy !req
565. If she's a beauty, I'm a perv, okay?Copy !req
566. Oh, shit! C'mon, man!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry!Copy !req
567. What's goin' on? You all right? I'm fine.Copy !req
568. Just spilled some water.
I got it. I got it.Copy !req
569. Okay, sugar. You have a good one.Copy !req
570. Will you wake me up when you get in? Yep.Copy !req
571. Bye, Oliver. See you!Copy !req
572. That's so sweet! Olly is so wonderful.Copy !req
573. I love how you two met.
I mean, he is so Sag.Copy !req
574. Olly would hate me for telling you this,Copy !req
575. but I can't resist.Copy !req
576. We actually met through a
gay dating service. What?Copy !req
577. Manhunters. On the "Meat
Market" bulletin board.Copy !req
578. You call in a description,
like "Tenderloin,"Butt."Copy !req
579. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding! But it
was through a gay dating service.Copy !req
580. But what about the mystery?Copy !req
581. Oh, honey, it does not matter
how you meet Mr. or Ms. Right.Copy !req
582. I will tell you what the real mystery is.Copy !req
583. The real mystery is:Copy !req
584. What keeps two people together
after they meet?Copy !req
585. Okay.Copy !req
586. You have no new messages.Copy !req
587. End of messages.
You have no new messages.Copy !req
588. End of messages.
You have no new messages.Copy !req
589. End of messages.Copy !req
590. Hi, Erin.
Just want to be clear.Copy !req
591. This is very important.
I know I've left before.Copy !req
592. I know I've come back with my tail
between my legs and cowered and such.Copy !req
593. I'm not gonna do that again. I'm leaving.
This is it. I'm fed up.Copy !req
594. I don't want to fight with you anymore, and
the reasons are what I'm listing right now—Copy !req
595. That's four or five. I can't remember.Copy !req
596. First off, is, uh, you've never
come with me once to my rallies.Copy !req
597. The reason why you don't want to
come to my rallies is that...Copy !req
598. you do not like the masses,
crowds, whatever.Copy !req
599. What do you have against the
masses, is what I want to know?Copy !req
600. I am in the mass.
I am a member of the crowd.Copy !req
601. No new messages. End of messages.Copy !req
602. workers, Erin, is
the only way we as a people...Copy !req
603. in this country, we as a people
in this society, will move—Copy !req
604. End of messages.
You have no new messages.Copy !req
605. You have no new messages.
End of messages.Copy !req
606. Say this was a rally, our
relationship, and I showed up to it.Copy !req
607. No matter how many signs, how many
slogans, how many things I'm chained to...Copy !req
608. I cannot, somehow,
change our relationship.Copy !req
609. I can't change you. I really have to say,Copy !req
610. I wonder if any man really ever could.Copy !req
611. Hi. Welcome
to the Hera personals.Copy !req
612. To access your messages, please
punch in your personal code...Copy !req
613. followed by the pound sign.Copy !req
614. To hear your new messages, press one.Copy !req
615. To hear saved messages, press two.Copy !req
616. To delete a message, press three.Copy !req
617. You have 64 new messages.Copy !req
618. To hear your new messages, press one.Copy !req
619. Hi there. This is, uh, Bob calling.Copy !req
620. Hi, I'm, uh, Daryl.Copy !req
621. My name is Elliott, and I am
an insurance adjuster.Copy !req
622. - Hi!
- Hey, how ya doin', toots? It's me, Joey.Copy !req
623. Anyway, let me tell you
a little bit about myself.Copy !req
624. I'm active. I'm energetic. I'm outgoing.Copy !req
625. Forty-si— Actually, 43 years old.Copy !req
626. I have slightly thinning hair.Copy !req
627. None on my back. I have no back hair.Copy !req
628. I'd say five nine, five nine and a half.Copy !req
629. - Give or take a— - Let's
just say around six feet.Copy !req
630. Let me tell you about
what I do. I'm a, uh—Copy !req
631. Very successful 30-year-old attorney.Copy !req
632. I decided to go back to school, actually,
and get a graduate degree in divinity.Copy !req
633. I'm a Vietnam-era vet.Copy !req
634. I'm a temp. But that's not,
like, a permanent thing.Copy !req
635. I own my business.Copy !req
636. I'm calling you
from the office right now.Copy !req
637. - My interests are, uh—
- I like women a lot.Copy !req
638. I was brought up Catholic, but we
can go into that when I meet you.Copy !req
639. I do pull-ups, and
occasionally I will do a squat thrust.Copy !req
640. I think that probably we would have
a lot in common, because, um—Copy !req
641. Come on! I get along well with people.Copy !req
642. - I actually just finalized my divorce,
about four days ago. -Copy !req
643. - I have to admit I've got some, um,
some betrayal issues. -Copy !req
644. - I'm looking for a woman who
is tall, yet clean? -Copy !req
645. - Someone that likes their mother and
hopefully likes my mother. -Copy !req
646. Reading your ad made me feel like
we were soul mates, I thought.Copy !req
647. - If you could hold on, I have a fax
coming in now. I, uh— -Copy !req
648. - My number's 555—
- 9536. And, uh, over and out.Copy !req
649. That was great. You know what?Copy !req
650. What? You might as well give
me the check right now.Copy !req
651. You don't have a chance in hell.Copy !req
652. Hey! Alan!Copy !req
653. Nice computer.Copy !req
654. Here's your 135 bucks, Frank.Copy !req
655. Just like usual. You wanna count it?Copy !req
656. Hey, what the hell happened to your nose?Copy !req
657. Let's take a little drive.Copy !req
658. Shit.Copy !req
659. Don't matter about the money— Frank!
Look at this grease on my face, man.Copy !req
660. You have any idea what I went
through to get this money?Copy !req
661. I put my ass on the line
and vouched for ya.Copy !req
662. I thought I could count on you, Alan.Copy !req
663. I promised certain people results.
They're expecting results now.Copy !req
664. If they don't get 'em— What did
you bring me here for, Frank?Copy !req
665. Oh.Copy !req
666. Your father's tool kit.Copy !req
667. He comes in here yesterday practically
begging for another two grand.Copy !req
668. And he gives me this for collateral.Copy !req
669. I told him I can't loan him any
more, but he wouldn't take it back.Copy !req
670. What am I gonna do with a tool kit, Alan?Copy !req
671. Thought that maybe you'd want it,
not that you need it anymore.Copy !req
672. Go give 'em back to him.Copy !req
673. He's down in section three.Copy !req
674. Where he always is.Copy !req
675. There goes Swifty!Copy !req
676. Erin?Copy !req
677. Hi. I'm Nathan. Hi.Copy !req
678. So, I take it this is your first time.Copy !req
679. Yeah. You're the first suitor.Copy !req
680. Suitor. I like that. I like that.Copy !req
681. It's old fashioned. I'm kind of
an old-fashioned guy myself.Copy !req
682. You, um,
surprise me, frankly.Copy !req
683. Why?Copy !req
684. You just don't seem like
the sort of woman...Copy !req
685. who would resort to placing an ad.Copy !req
686. Sorry, um.Copy !req
687. I'm sure you get that all the time.Copy !req
688. You're a very attractive woman.Copy !req
689. So, you study God? God?Copy !req
690. Aren't you a divinity student? Yeah.Copy !req
691. Well, God's an immense subject.
We don't have to talk about it.Copy !req
692. I think it makes
some people uncomfortable.Copy !req
693. No! Let's talk about God.Copy !req
694. I'm the V.P. of Operations at the
Krylex Corporation in Waltham.Copy !req
695. Krylex manufactures small rubber
parts for a variety of commercial...Copy !req
696. and industrial products— products
ranging from the small rubber helmets...Copy !req
697. on wall-mounted spring door studs...Copy !req
698. to the waterproof gaskets on
street newspaper vending machines.Copy !req
699. You're starting to glaze over.
I see it. Don't worry.Copy !req
700. Happens all the time. I'm not offended.
I'll tell you why.Copy !req
701. It's because most people are blind
to the impact small rubber parts...Copy !req
702. have on their daily lives.Copy !req
703. Erin, how often do people
look under their phones?Copy !req
704. Um— Precisely. When you get home,
I'd urge you to do just that.Copy !req
705. You'll appreciate what
I'm about to tell you.Copy !req
706. The four small rubber nubs
that your phone rests on?Copy !req
707. Admittedly, not very exciting.Copy !req
708. But, consider what the consequences
would be without those rubber nubs.Copy !req
709. You know, you don't say a lot,Copy !req
710. but it's pretty obvious
what you're telling me.Copy !req
711. - Really?
- Your body language says it all.Copy !req
712. You're palming me.Copy !req
713. I'm sorry?Copy !req
714. You're palming me. Your
palms are exposed to me.Copy !req
715. When a woman does that,
she's subconsciously flirting.Copy !req
716. Yeah? What does this mean?Copy !req
717. Oh. Tiger, hmm?Copy !req
718. Let's just sum up here, okay? God is
definitely a woman, because only a woman...Copy !req
719. would have the kind of compassion
necessary to create someone...Copy !req
720. as beautiful as you. Okay.Copy !req
721. There-there-there's one giant
hole in your argument. Hole.Copy !req
722. Daryl, no female deity would have had
the absence of mind to create you,Copy !req
723. the male gender, a gender that spends all
of its time looking forward to getting off.Copy !req
724. God is a man.
Why? Because men need women.Copy !req
725. Women don't need men.Copy !req
726. And yet, you're here. It's
a hole in your argument.Copy !req
727. I collect art. South American, mostly.Copy !req
728. Really? South American?Copy !req
729. Have you been? Yeah, my dad took me
to Brazil when I was very young.Copy !req
730. But I love— I love Brazilian music.Copy !req
731. Well, I was down there
for a conference ten days ago.Copy !req
732. My tan's faded, but, um—Copy !req
733. - That's it. You're playing with your hair.
- I'm bored.Copy !req
734. Do you always deal with people like this?Copy !req
735. I— Well.Copy !req
736. It's just that I've been taking this course in
communication and trying out things I learned.Copy !req
737. Can I just drop it, I mean, really?Copy !req
738. I'm just so lonely. I'm sorry.Copy !req
739. I-I-I can't meet people. It's like
I've got a sign on my forehead.Copy !req
740. Yeah, that's the— That's the thing.Copy !req
741. About God— He's so hard to
pin down, at any moment.Copy !req
742. He? She.Copy !req
743. You know, he, she, it.Copy !req
744. As Cicero said,Copy !req
745. "Consistency is
the hobgoblin of little minds."Copy !req
746. Ralph Waldo Emerson, you mean.Copy !req
747. How come you never smile?Copy !req
748. Would that make you more comfortable?Copy !req
749. You don't really like me, do you?
No! I don't like poseurs.Copy !req
750. I mean, you're probably
a very nice person,Copy !req
751. but I have no way
of knowing that, you know?Copy !req
752. You're all uncomfortable, you're
telling all these strange jokes,Copy !req
753. and why are you trying
so hard to impress me?Copy !req
754. You would be much more appealing
if you would just be yourself.Copy !req
755. Here, let's see. "Frisky and carefree."Copy !req
756. - So who's the poseur?
- My mother put in that ad.Copy !req
757. Oh, really? Well, what's her number?Copy !req
758. Who is the real Erin Castleton?Copy !req
759. Please stand up.Copy !req
760. Well, uh, what would you like to know?Copy !req
761. First I'd like to know what
attracted you to nursing.Copy !req
762. Other people's pain.Copy !req
763. That's funny. I like that.Copy !req
764. No, actually I was in medical school
at Harvard, but I dropped out.Copy !req
765. Why?Copy !req
766. I lost, um—Copy !req
767. I lost my motivation. It's a long story, anyway.
Got all night. All morning.Copy !req
768. Here you go, pal.Copy !req
769. Let me get this round. Refill?Copy !req
770. Yeah. Least I can do.Copy !req
771. Uh, what the heck is that?Copy !req
772. This is funny. I, um—Copy !req
773. I was married once, a long,
long, long time ago.Copy !req
774. But, I-I carry that as a sort
of, you know, good luck charm.Copy !req
775. Well, I guess it's not working.Copy !req
776. Alan, I can't put this in here.
I just got this dry-cleaned.Copy !req
777. Don't worry, Kev. There's plenty of room.Copy !req
778. Just
put it in the— Tsk.Copy !req
779. Aw, smells like fish, man. I'm gonna
get fish smell in my fabrics.Copy !req
780. - Hello?
- Uh, yeah, hi. My name is Erin.Copy !req
781. You called about my ad in the Herald.Copy !req
782. No, I think you must want my brother Kevin.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
783. Hey, Kev! Telephone! It's for you!Copy !req
784. Coming!Copy !req
785. Sorry.Copy !req
786. I got it! Hello?Copy !req
787. This is he. Oh, it's nice to finally
meet you, Erin, so to speak.Copy !req
788. Yeah, you'll have to excuse me.
I'm a little out of breath.Copy !req
789. I'm moving out of the place I'm living in.
Yeah, I'm moving to a much nicer place.Copy !req
790. You're the most beguiling
woman I've ever met.Copy !req
791. You don't take men's
compliments very well, do you?Copy !req
792. I take what I need. Which is?Copy !req
793. Another round. You got it. Barkeep?Copy !req
794. Another round for the lady, please.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
795. Thanks. Yeah.Copy !req
796. I liked what you said earlier
about, um—Copy !req
797. What was it? Um, sticking to your
principles and following your dreams.Copy !req
798. But, um, do you really
believe that if you do that...Copy !req
799. that things will just come to you
like it's— like it's destined?Copy !req
800. Yeah, I really do.Copy !req
801. You know, my brother says that a lot.Copy !req
802. You know, he says you create
your own luck, but, uh—Copy !req
803. You know, take me, for instance. No, no.Copy !req
804. No, let's take your brother.Copy !req
805. Okay, uh, my brother.Copy !req
806. What's his name? Alan.Copy !req
807. Alan. It's funny. When I think
of Alan, I think of, uh,Copy !req
808. what W.C. Fields said which was, uh,Copy !req
809. "Consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds."Copy !req
810. No, Emerson. It was Ralph Waldo Emerson.Copy !req
811. Well, whatever, I mean, whoever said it is
not so much important as I remembered it.Copy !req
812. But I think of him that way because
he's always, always in his books.Copy !req
813. Books? Yeah, you know,Copy !req
814. Really? and I respect his determination.Copy !req
815. I'm lucky, you know, because I
have more than determination.Copy !req
816. I have determination plus talent,Copy !req
817. plus, like, a natural intelligence...Copy !req
818. and then sort of a street savvy
that I think I've picked up myself.Copy !req
819. And sometimes that's hard
to deal with, you know.Copy !req
820. 'Cause you know you've
got both barrels loaded.Copy !req
821. And sometimes you only wanna
use one, but you can't.Copy !req
822. Uh, you know, it's funny
to me when I think about it,Copy !req
823. because I remember back when
I was studying for the bar—Copy !req
824. And I don't think I had to study
as hard as a lot of people—Copy !req
825. Every night Alan was out
partying, and I'm at home,Copy !req
826. directed, and now it's sort of weird.Copy !req
827. Because, you know, I'm out there.
I'm grabbing.Copy !req
828. I'm taking, you know.
I see. I want. I take.Copy !req
829. And he just sits at home every
night and studies, so—Copy !req
830. Puff? Oh, my God.Copy !req
831. Freeze!Copy !req
832. Oh.Copy !req
833. Oh, Puff.Copy !req
834. But I'm not lonely.
I, I like to be by myself.Copy !req
835. I mean, people don't understand that. You
know, they, they think that you're a bitch...Copy !req
836. or that you, you know, that
you must certainly be depressed.Copy !req
837. I mean, say, say a woman is
sitting alone in a bar reading.Copy !req
838. You know, a man who comes in, he
automatically makes an assumption...Copy !req
839. that she's either sitting there
waiting to be propositioned,Copy !req
840. and, you know, if she doesn't want it, then
there must be something wrong with her,Copy !req
841. because, you know,
what woman in her right mind...Copy !req
842. would be content just
sitting by herself, you know.Copy !req
843. But I'm not lonely when
I'm sitting in a bar by myself,Copy !req
844. and, you know, I'm not even
lonely when I'm at home alone.Copy !req
845. I get— You get lonely
in a crowded room...Copy !req
846. or a subway that's packed with people.Copy !req
847. You know, all these people
and every one a stranger.Copy !req
848. My father— My father had one
of those quiet Irish souls.Copy !req
849. He was a poet.Copy !req
850. Well, actually, he was a cardiologist,
but he wrote beautiful poetry.Copy !req
851. He would take us to Ireland in the summers,
and he and I would take these long walks,Copy !req
852. and then we would just sit
together staring out at the sea.Copy !req
853. He said that if you can learn to contemplate
just one beautiful thing every day...Copy !req
854. that it would give you
something very special.Copy !req
855. It's a Gaelic expression.Copy !req
856. It means, "Quietness without loneliness."Copy !req
857. Oh, my God. I have
been talking and talking.Copy !req
858. It seems for hours. Um, I'm sorry, Barry.Copy !req
859. It's— I think you're the
first man that I've met...Copy !req
860. that hasn't had, like, a pathological
need to talk about himself.Copy !req
861. Um, but anyway, let's talk about you.Copy !req
862. What do you do? I'm a therapist.Copy !req
863. Oh, does that make
you feel uncomfortable?Copy !req
864. Today youngsters throughout Boston
struggled to express their feelings...Copy !req
865. for the fish we all called Puff.Copy !req
866. Reporter Arnie Reisman was with the
children of the Wimble School...Copy !req
867. and got some of their reactions.Copy !req
868. It wasn't just another day for the
kids here at the Wimble School.Copy !req
869. For some, it was a difficult day.Copy !req
870. When I heard that
he got eaten by a piranha,Copy !req
871. um, that, um, I felt like
he'd never come back again,Copy !req
872. 'cause I never saw a fish in my life.Copy !req
873. How does that make you feel? Sad.Copy !req
874. What a shame. Thanks, Arnie.Copy !req
875. In national news, the Tantooni
standoff in Tantooni, Arizona—Copy !req
876. You know, a nurse. It's
like the expression, uh,Copy !req
877. "Consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds."Copy !req
878. What did you just say?Copy !req
879. Oh, I was just quoting Marx, Karl Marx.Copy !req
880. I tend to contradict myself a
lot, you know, especially...Copy !req
881. around, um, you know, a, uh,Copy !req
882. you know, a—Copy !req
883. Hmph. You know, I'm feelin' bloated.Copy !req
884. I'm gonna go, uh, take a pee-ski, okay?Copy !req
885. And, uh, you want anything?Copy !req
886. I mean, I'm sure you don't want
anything from the bathroom.Copy !req
887. I'll just go. Sh—Copy !req
888. That's gonna end
up in my bank account.Copy !req
889. You forget I was watching you.
I don't think you did so well.Copy !req
890. What are you talkin' about? I did great.Copy !req
891. Really couldn't see too well.Copy !req
892. How do you think he did? Are you kidding?Copy !req
893. He struck out. No surprise there.Copy !req
894. Think she can see us? Nah.Copy !req
895. She wouldn't recognize us anyways.Copy !req
896. Hi, honey. I'm home.Copy !req
897. - Eric?
- Yeah?Copy !req
898. - I like you.
- I, I, I like you too.Copy !req
899. You're my little hobgoblin. Number four.Copy !req
900. And I'd rub your head and make a wish,
but there's too many people watching.Copy !req
901. What do you mean?Copy !req
902. She's touchin' him. No.
That can't be happening.Copy !req
903. But I'd like to be
alone with you someplace.Copy !req
904. Sure. No, not now, Eric.Copy !req
905. Right, I mean, we should wait.Copy !req
906. Tomorrow night. That's a good time.Copy !req
907. A little getaway I know of.Copy !req
908. Don't tell anyone, okay?Copy !req
909. Yeah. It's just gonna
be our little secret.Copy !req
910. You promise me? Right, right, absolutely.
Why would I say anything?Copy !req
911. Meet me tomorrow night, 9:30.Copy !req
912. It is a big deal, because
Puff was more than your average balloonfish.Copy !req
913. She represented to the children— She?
Did you say, "she"?Copy !req
914. Puff was a female, yes. I can't
believe I gave her those notes.Copy !req
915. - You know what I mean? Hmm?
- What?Copy !req
916. - Talking about that girl Erin.
- Erin who? - Erin, the nurse.Copy !req
917. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was sharp.Copy !req
918. She was nice. I mean, I think
she was intimidated by me.Copy !req
919. That's probably why she didn't call back.Copy !req
920. Along those lines, why don't we go out to
Zanzibar tonight and pick up a couple of ladies?Copy !req
921. You know what, I'm out tonight. I can't do it.
I'm just not feeling up to it.Copy !req
922. You guys go. I'm just gonna
nuke some fish sticks tonight.Copy !req
923. Look on the bright side. At least
you didn't lose your money to me.Copy !req
924. Let's go out. You gotta get back up
to the plate, man. Take your whiffs.Copy !req
925. The prison will be
privately run and inmates charged...Copy !req
926. for their stay. Hello? Who?Copy !req
927. The penal system took a detour
into the twilight zone, Hey, hey.Copy !req
928. No, I'm not surprised at all. Once
again, thanks to the crafty ways...Copy !req
929. - Tonight?
- Of Arty Milhous Lesser.Copy !req
930. It began this afternoon when the Suffolk
County zoning... Sure, tonight's great.Copy !req
931. Reluctantly awarded Lesser— 9:30's perfect.
Our little secret, huh?Copy !req
932. Can I get you anything else?
Just the check.Copy !req
933. What are you doin'? Hey! Hey!Copy !req
934. Outside!Copy !req
935. Get goin'! Get goin'!Copy !req
936. What are ya both of ya
doin' here, ya freaks?Copy !req
937. Oh, don't wipe it off, Alan.
What? You didn't like it?Copy !req
938. I mean, it's not that I didn't like it.
It just came a little unexpectedly.Copy !req
939. Come on. You've been flirting with me since
I hired you as my tutor in September.Copy !req
940. You didn't hire me as your
tutor, all right? Yes, I did.Copy !req
941. I accepted the respon— I'm tryin' to
help you out in the class. That's all.Copy !req
942. I'm doin' you a favor.
Don't deny it, Alan.Copy !req
943. Did you bring my notes, by the way? Oh.Copy !req
944. I forgot them, but they're home.
I'll give them to you tomorrow.Copy !req
945. Oh, good, well, you know, that was kind
of like the point of gettin' together.Copy !req
946. I mean, the thing is— It's just I'm
tryin' to finish a paper tonight.Copy !req
947. I mean, I kind of need the notes,
because that's what I took them for.Copy !req
948. Well, this is our date. I didn't know I
was supposed to bring a bunch of papers.Copy !req
949. It's not exactly. I mean, we were gonna get
together, and you were gonna give me the notes.Copy !req
950. I mean, that was sort of
the point of it, I thought.Copy !req
951. So you asked me to this fancy
restaurant on a date...Copy !req
952. so I could bring you back your notes.Copy !req
953. That's really nice.Copy !req
954. You look really beautiful.Copy !req
955. Thank you. I got dressed up
especially for our date.Copy !req
956. You know, I wonder
if it would be possible...Copy !req
957. not to keep using that word, okay?Copy !req
958. You're funny.Copy !req
959. Have you ever seen a whale
swimming around in the ocean?Copy !req
960. No.Copy !req
961. Maybe you'd like to go with me on this whale watch.
It's incredible out there.Copy !req
962. I mean, first of all, it's, like,
a half hour out on the boat,Copy !req
963. which is beautiful, and you're looking
over the expanse of the ocean.Copy !req
964. And— It's a very, uh—Copy !req
965. Romantic would be the wrong word.Copy !req
966. Just a serene pleasant time, and I think
it'll perk up your interest in class.Copy !req
967. You wanna go? Yeah.Copy !req
968. All right. Well, let's see.
So it's like another date.Copy !req
969. No, I would say more of
a low-pressure, low-key,Copy !req
970. kind of just a couple
of friends hanging out.Copy !req
971. I'd really be interested
in that. Seriously.Copy !req
972. I read Moby Dick. Okay.Copy !req
973. Paging Dr. Betcher.
Paging Dr. Betcher, please.Copy !req
974. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
975. Paging Dr. Stateman.
Dr. Stateman, please.Copy !req
976. Bob's gay.Copy !req
977. He is? Yeah.Copy !req
978. He came out on our last date.Copy !req
979. That whole macho thing— That
was, like, this huge cover-up.Copy !req
980. I'm sorry.Copy !req
981. Uh, you were right. I made,
like, this huge mistake.Copy !req
982. It's just that Bob was there, and I
thought that that was my only choice.Copy !req
983. You know, with men there's
always— There's a choice.Copy !req
984. It's just a really weak selection.Copy !req
985. The only person that can
make you happy is yourself.Copy !req
986. I know that sounds really hokey,
but I'm finding that to be true.Copy !req
987. Yeah. Don't you just hate men?Copy !req
988. Oh, God, I wish I did. That would
make my life so much easier.Copy !req
989. - Who's got the malaria patient in room 18?
- He's mine.Copy !req
990. Oh, to have been a mosquito
upon that man's cheek. Oh.Copy !req
991. Mr. de Silva, you're dressed?Copy !req
992. Yes, I— I need to give you
a gamma globulin shot.Copy !req
993. Would you take off your pants, please?Copy !req
994. I had all my shots yesterday.
Not this one.Copy !req
995. Just take off my pants? Yes, sir.Copy !req
996. Just my pants, right? Just your pants.Copy !req
997. Okay.Copy !req
998. You like bossa nova?Copy !req
999. - This gonna hurt? - It's gonna be
painful sitting down for a little while.Copy !req
1000. My flight is on Friday.Copy !req
1001. Where did you contract the malaria?Copy !req
1002. It was in Bolivia. I was on expedition.Copy !req
1003. I'm a musicologist.
I collect ethnic folk songs.Copy !req
1004. I'm going to Sao Paulo for holiday.Copy !req
1005. You like my country's music, right?Copy !req
1006. I can tell there is a little bit
of Brazil in you. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
1007. Mm-hmm. See, you are sad and happy.Copy !req
1008. You don't smile, but you are content.Copy !req
1009. You are sad and happy at the same time.Copy !req
1010. In Brazil we have a term
for that. It is saudade.Copy !req
1011. It's like melancholy, nostalgia.
It's very bossa nova.Copy !req
1012. It means—Copy !req
1013. "Sadness has no end. Happiness does."Copy !req
1014. - I like that song.
- Yes, it's a very good song.Copy !req
1015. Listen, there's a club in Somerville that
plays Brazilian music if you are interested.Copy !req
1016. I work the night shift. Well,
what time do you get out?Copy !req
1017. I'm sorry. That was very forward of me.Copy !req
1018. I do not ever, ever— Show me your hands.Copy !req
1019. I'm not married.Copy !req
1020. Well, you might have taken it off and put
it in your wallet. You know, men do that.Copy !req
1021. I'm not that kind of man.Copy !req
1022. My wallet just has pieces of
paper and lots of plastic.Copy !req
1023. I'm becoming a plastic person
I have so much plastic—Copy !req
1024. I get out at 7:30 in the morning.Copy !req
1025. Well, uh, my name is Andre de Silva.Copy !req
1026. And it was a pleasure having
you care for me, uh— What?Copy !req
1027. Erin. Erin. Yes.Copy !req
1028. You should have said it was a pain in the ass.
An American would have.Copy !req
1029. Yes. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
1030. I know, but I am Brazilian, and we—Copy !req
1031. Erin.Copy !req
1032. See ya, Alan. All right, Stu.Copy !req
1033. Take care, Stu. All right. See ya later.Copy !req
1034. Hey, Alan. Hey, Ben.Copy !req
1035. - They want to see you up in Administration.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1036. Sit down.Copy !req
1037. We're all a little distracted
because of this latest incident.Copy !req
1038. Attendance has skyrocketed
because of all this publicity.Copy !req
1039. But all the kids want to see now
is the piranha exhibit.Copy !req
1040. Poor Puff, eh?Copy !req
1041. You volunteer a lot of hours here, Alan.Copy !req
1042. It's well worth it, Miss Shebola.Copy !req
1043. We think so too. We'd like to
start paying you for them.Copy !req
1044. It's great, because I could
really use the money.Copy !req
1045. Yuri Spinov needs a part-time assistant
in Physical Plant. He recommended you.Copy !req
1046. We know it's a change
from what you've been doing.Copy !req
1047. But it will put you on staff.Copy !req
1048. Well, I'll have to just
think about it a little bit.Copy !req
1049. Of course. Let us know by Monday?Copy !req
1050. Okay.Copy !req
1051. Oh, God. This is to South
American men with good sweaters.Copy !req
1052. But you should go back. Hmm.Copy !req
1053. You really should.
The people are so wonderful.Copy !req
1054. That spirit— You don't
find it anywhere else.Copy !req
1055. And— And the land. The—
The beaches are wonderful.Copy !req
1056. Some day I will go back. You should go back.
I'm going back.Copy !req
1057. Yeah, why? This city—Copy !req
1058. It's all schools and hospitals
and bars and graveyards.Copy !req
1059. The young people here, all they do
is— They study, and they drink.Copy !req
1060. It's terrible. I think one's
school year should be spent,Copy !req
1061. you know, by the ocean walking with
someone that they love very much,Copy !req
1062. eating fried fish by the, uh—Copy !req
1063. Anyway, you should go back.
You should go there.Copy !req
1064. I think you should be somewhere warm. I
think it would be good for your heart.Copy !req
1065. I don't know. I-I— I guess I feel that if
I left right now I would be running away.Copy !req
1066. Running away? I don't understand.Copy !req
1067. If you're running away, somebody's chasing you.
So what is it that's chasing you, huh?Copy !req
1068. Uh— Uh, personal business. I understand.Copy !req
1069. So let's make a toast. To perhaps the
most beautiful woman that ever lived.Copy !req
1070. Oh, no. Yes, the most beautiful
woman that ever lived which is you.Copy !req
1071. Let's not confuse matters. And to me,
the greatest man that ever lived.Copy !req
1072. Okay.Copy !req
1073. Cheers. Cheers.Copy !req
1074. Oh, geez. I'm going to buy
you the most expensive...Copy !req
1075. $5 bottle of wine you ever saw.Copy !req
1076. Look what I got us: a bottle
of wine and a corkscrew. Hey.Copy !req
1077. No, no, don't, don't.Copy !req
1078. I need to get some air.
I need to get out of here.Copy !req
1079. Grab your binoculars and
cameras, folks, and get up on the deck,Copy !req
1080. because in another few minutes, we'll be
entering the humpback whale feeding grounds.Copy !req
1081. What we have here is hands
down the best whale watching—Copy !req
1082. You all right?Copy !req
1083. My stomach is just, like, wobbly, gobbly.Copy !req
1084. You know what's good. Just
look out there on the horizon.Copy !req
1085. Where? The horizon would be where
the land and the sea meet.Copy !req
1086. Right. Just look directly out
there and take a couple of deep—Copy !req
1087. Okay. Can you breathe deeply?Copy !req
1088. Feelin' a little better now?Copy !req
1089. Huh. Whoa.Copy !req
1090. Look at that! Spectacular!Copy !req
1091. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1092. Alan, I'm really sorry.
I'm being such a drag.Copy !req
1093. I'm keeping you from watching the fish.
Why don't you just go up there?Copy !req
1094. I'll be all right here. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1095. No, go. No, I wouldn't dream of it.Copy !req
1096. No, I feel really bad. It's just
like a once-in-a-lifetime thing.Copy !req
1097. It's not a big deal.
No, I'm just kidding.Copy !req
1098. I'll come back out when
you're feelin' better. Yeah?Copy !req
1099. Without you, but I'll come back out.
Oh, you. Tsk.Copy !req
1100. You know what. I'm really not feeling very well.
I think I should just walk myself home.Copy !req
1101. No, I-I-I think you should stay.
It's fine.Copy !req
1102. I don't think I'm going to be very
good company right now. No, this is—Copy !req
1103. This is the perfect company.
Look— Look at the water.Copy !req
1104. That's very beautiful, like, like you.Copy !req
1105. See, it's— You can be alone, but to be
alone with someone else who is alone—Copy !req
1106. Alone together— That— That is perfect.Copy !req
1107. Do you know what I mean?
I know what you mean.Copy !req
1108. Relaxation is everything.
It's the answer.Copy !req
1109. See, what relaxes you? Tell me.Copy !req
1110. You, um— You like to fly, right?Copy !req
1111. I am terrified of flying. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
1112. So you are in a two-seater,Copy !req
1113. and it is being flown by my father who
weighs 462 pounds, because he lost 10.Copy !req
1114. And he can't see out of
his right eye— his left—Copy !req
1115. It changes. And the plane goes like this.Copy !req
1116. And there's clouds inside the
plane, outside the plane.Copy !req
1117. And then all of a sudden, you're getting sick.
You're about to scream.Copy !req
1118. And then the plane just drops,
and you look out the window.Copy !req
1119. Then it clears, and there's beautiful
sunlight in the plane, and you look out,Copy !req
1120. and you see Corcovado.Copy !req
1121. Oh! Ah, and the beaches, and
then the plane just glides in.Copy !req
1122. The door opens, and you're there.
You relax, and it's perfect.Copy !req
1123. It's beautiful. Yes, very beautiful.Copy !req
1124. So why don't you, uh, come with me...Copy !req
1125. to Sao Paulo?Copy !req
1126. You're joking. No, I'm not joking.Copy !req
1127. God! Look at your tattoo. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1128. That is, like, so cool.
That's like Popeye.Copy !req
1129. It's really hard.Copy !req
1130. You know— You know, Julie— Yeah?Copy !req
1131. Seriously, you know,
I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
1132. And I mean— Really, I— Yeah?Copy !req
1133. What am I thinking? I just
invited you out here...Copy !req
1134. because I wanted you to
experience this with me.Copy !req
1135. Oh. All right? I'm sorry. I
don't wanna hurt your feelings.Copy !req
1136. So you don't have any desire to kiss me?
Oh, no, no.Copy !req
1137. You don't? No, of course, I
have a desire to kiss you.Copy !req
1138. But I just think it would
be best— I like you a lot.Copy !req
1139. Oh, I like you a lot too.Copy !req
1140. You do? Yeah.Copy !req
1141. Geez—Copy !req
1142. I will take care of everything. Visa. I-I-I
can't believe you're asking me this.Copy !req
1143. We're strangers. We are not strangers.Copy !req
1144. I have known you at least
two lifetimes that I know of.Copy !req
1145. Oh, don't give me that bullshit, please.
How is that bullshit?Copy !req
1146. I know how you feel. I
don't know what I feel.Copy !req
1147. I have to spend Thanksgiving
with my mother in Manhattan.Copy !req
1148. No, no, that's wrong. Forget your mother.Copy !req
1149. I love my mother.
Yes, I love your mother—Copy !req
1150. I don't know her. When I know
her, I will love her, but—Copy !req
1151. Do this for you, darling. Please, come.Copy !req
1152. No, no, no, no. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1153. Yes, come for a little bit.Copy !req
1154. I don't think this is really
gonna work out like this. Why?Copy !req
1155. I mean—Copy !req
1156. I-I just want this to mean something.Copy !req
1157. It means a lot to me.Copy !req
1158. I'm gonna walk myself home from here.Copy !req
1159. Listen, I leave in three days.Copy !req
1160. Three days.Copy !req
1161. I fly planes.Copy !req
1162. I was adopted. My father—
That's not my father.Copy !req
1163. I'm not going to get fat.Copy !req
1164. Hey. Hi.Copy !req
1165. You cut your hair. Yeah.Copy !req
1166. Uh, well, we finished the job.Copy !req
1167. We, uh, stopped them from buildin' the dam.
We saved the land,Copy !req
1168. the reservation, the river, everything.Copy !req
1169. What are you doin' in Boston?Copy !req
1170. Uh, well—Copy !req
1171. We— We saved the burial grounds.Copy !req
1172. And, uh, the Tantoonis
were very grateful.Copy !req
1173. They were so grateful that they
decided to build a casino on it.Copy !req
1174. You know? It's just all about money.Copy !req
1175. You know, my heart isn't in it anymore.Copy !req
1176. It was just really lonely down there.Copy !req
1177. I really missed you, and I'm wrong.Copy !req
1178. You're the one...Copy !req
1179. who doesn't need to change.Copy !req
1180. I'm the one who needs to change.Copy !req
1181. I don't want you to change.Copy !req
1182. I mean, don't ever change.
You know what I mean.Copy !req
1183. Come on. The paper.Copy !req
1184. This better be good. Did you spell-check this?
I spell-checked it.Copy !req
1185. I slaved for hours. All right.Copy !req
1186. I'm trying to make what we've
got together mean something.Copy !req
1187. I know. It means everything.Copy !req
1188. In northern Brazil, people
who believe in Candomble,Copy !req
1189. they offer this to
the goddess of the sea, lemanja.Copy !req
1190. Now, there is also supposed to be fried fish.
I thought better of it.Copy !req
1191. Um, what is this offering for?Copy !req
1192. Good luck.Copy !req
1193. What is this? I leave tomorrow morning.Copy !req
1194. Erin, will you come with me?Copy !req
1195. You are crazy.Copy !req
1196. Yes, crazy for you.Copy !req
1197. There goes Swifty!Copy !req
1198. One, two, three.Copy !req
1199. A lot of worry about nothing.
Uh, busted blood vessel or somethin'.Copy !req
1200. Guess I gotta lighten up
on the booze, huh?Copy !req
1201. That's great, Frank. You know, I'm
really glad you're gonna live.Copy !req
1202. But actually I just came by
to give you this.Copy !req
1203. This is way more than
just one installment.Copy !req
1204. I got a part-time job,
and I'm gettin' you...Copy !req
1205. off my back once and for all, all right?Copy !req
1206. Hey, Frank, what the hell are you doin'?Copy !req
1207. Certain associates of mine really appreciated
what you did, how it all worked out.Copy !req
1208. The attendance at the aquarium has doubled.
It didn't work out.Copy !req
1209. The point is, you worked out, Alan.Copy !req
1210. And this...Copy !req
1211. is your reward.Copy !req
1212. Hey, Arty! Uh, this is, uh, my boy, Alan.Copy !req
1213. - Alan, say hello to Mr. Lesser.
- It's good to finally meet ya.Copy !req
1214. Frankie's told me a lot about ya.
He said you were a student.Copy !req
1215. You look like you've been out of short pants
for a while now. What are you, 40, 41?Copy !req
1216. - No, I'm 35.
- 35, huh?Copy !req
1217. You're at a pivotal junction
in your life, Alan.Copy !req
1218. It's good to have you aboard.Copy !req
1219. Greyhounds now entering the—Copy !req
1220. Frankie, we got a wacko down on
the new waterfront place there.Copy !req
1221. Come on! He's makin' waves. Do somethin'.Copy !req
1222. Or maybe use this new guy here?
Send him down.Copy !req
1223. - I'll get on it right away, Mr.
- Lesser.Copy !req
1224. Number Five,
Satin Flame, 70 pounds.Copy !req
1225. Number Six, Burden's Drought, 73.Copy !req
1226. Number Seven, It Is Gently, 72.Copy !req
1227. Number Eight, Jar Man, 75.Copy !req
1228. Hello? Erin, hi.Copy !req
1229. It's me. Are you packing? Hi.Copy !req
1230. Oh, my sweet. Yeah, I'm packing.Copy !req
1231. You know, I want to come
over and help you pack.Copy !req
1232. We should pack together.
Um, no, no, no, don't.Copy !req
1233. I'm sorry, darling.
I get so eager to see you.Copy !req
1234. I'll see you at the airport tomorrow.
I'll be there in the morning.Copy !req
1235. Ah, what this means, darling—Copy !req
1236. It means, "I want your love for me."Copy !req
1237. "The two of us like this until the end.Copy !req
1238. "I do not want sadness anymore.
I will make you happy,Copy !req
1239. and destiny is what tells me this."Copy !req
1240. Erin, I will make you smile.Copy !req
1241. I swear I will, Erin.Copy !req
1242. So, uh, tomorrow at the airport, right?Copy !req
1243. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
Good, and, please, a small bag.Copy !req
1244. All you need is toothpaste
and a little two-piece—Copy !req
1245. Puff?Copy !req
1246. What time your train
is gonna arrive tomorrow?Copy !req
1247. Oh, it's gonna be so fabulous.Copy !req
1248. Everybody's gonna be there.
Everybody is dying to see you.Copy !req
1249. Dodge is gonna be there.Copy !req
1250. Brazil, wow.
Does that sound beautiful, huh?Copy !req
1251. I hear that's beautiful this
time of the year. Brazil.Copy !req
1252. That's way past Medford, Brazil.Copy !req
1253. What time's your flight? 9:35.Copy !req
1254. You're not gonna make it. I'm sorry?Copy !req
1255. You're not gonna make it.
The tunnel is jammed.Copy !req
1256. Oh, I have to make it.Copy !req
1257. The tunnel is clogged.Copy !req
1258. All right, um— All right, take me
to Bowdoin Station, the Blue Line.Copy !req
1259. Airport Station next.Copy !req
1260. Change here for the airport terminal shuttle.
Next stop, Airport.Copy !req
1261. This is Airport Station.Copy !req
1262. Excuse me.Copy !req
1263. I'm trying to get out of here. Why
don't you just knock me down?Copy !req
1264. Come on!Copy !req
1265. This is Airport Station.Copy !req
1266. Change here for
the airport terminal shuttle.Copy !req
1267. This is Airport Station.Copy !req
1268. Change here for the
Logan Airport terminal shuttle.Copy !req
1269. Wonderland Station will be next.Copy !req
1270. Next stop, Wonderland.Copy !req
1271. Headset?Copy !req
1272. In-flight movie? Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
1273. Headset? Uh, yes, please.Copy !req
1274. In-flight movie? None for me,
thanks, and none for the lady.Copy !req
1275. Headset? Yes.Copy !req
1276. So—
You are traveling alone?Copy !req
1277. Yes. Mmm.Copy !req
1278. And you?Copy !req
1279. Uh, yes.Copy !req
1280. It seems... always alone.Copy !req
1281. You travel for business?Copy !req
1282. No, no, uh, for pleasure.Copy !req
1283. Ah! Pleasure.Copy !req
1284. Well, you must like
my country's music then.Copy !req
1285. Yes, I do.Copy !req
1286. That's beautiful, but what does it mean?Copy !req
1287. Ah, what this means— May I?Copy !req
1288. It means this, darling.Copy !req
1289. Over there? Right over here.Copy !req
1290. Feelin' a little better? Yeah, a little.
Thanks. I—Copy !req
1291. This way. I'm sorry about that. I—Copy !req
1292. No, no, no. That's— That's totally all right.
I think I just—Copy !req
1293. I just needed some air or something.Copy !req
1294. The train was so crowded. I know, yeah. I
mean, that Airport Station is horrible.Copy !req
1295. People are, like, shoving. Yeah.Copy !req
1296. They're in such a rush
to get outta there.Copy !req
1297. Sit down. Thanks.Copy !req
1298. Yeah, my father used to bring
us to this beach all the time.Copy !req
1299. I still come here
every day to read or relax.Copy !req
1300. Do you? Every day, that's so nice.Copy !req
1301. Well, I think it's important to have
some daily ritual in your life...Copy !req
1302. that gives it a sense
of consistency, you know?Copy !req
1303. C-C-Consistency?Copy !req
1304. Yeah.Copy !req
1305. But, uh, um, wouldn't you say that, uh,Copy !req
1306. "Consistency is the, uh,
hobgoblin of little minds"?Copy !req
1307. Well, actually, it's:
"A foolish consistency...Copy !req
1308. is the hobgoblin of little minds."Copy !req
1309. That's Ralph Waldo Emerson.
Waldo Emerson, right.Copy !req
1310. But I don't think coming to a place
like this every day is foolish.Copy !req
1311. No. No, not at all.Copy !req
1312. Because I think it's important sometimes
just to sit in a quiet place...Copy !req
1313. and stare out at the sea and just—Copy !req
1314. Contemplate something beautiful.Copy !req
1315. It's funny, though.Copy !req
1316. I never realized such a beautiful
beach was so close to Boston.Copy !req
1317. Well, it's not always this nice.Copy !req
1318. Um—Copy !req
1319. Well, I guess I better get home.Copy !req
1320. You wanna take a walk? I'd love it.Copy !req
1321. Great. Okay.Copy !req
1322. Ah, it's right down here.Copy !req