1. You'll be late.
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9. I ain't had key lime pie in 10 years.
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11. No, but I was a completely
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14. Should I make that two pieces?
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15. No, no, Rosie.
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16. My name's not Rosie, it's Mabel.
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17. Whatever.
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18. Goddamn, this son of a bitch
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19. Go on in. I'll check it out.
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22. That is a bitch out of hell, son.
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23. Take a run at her, kiddo.
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24. - Miller, Mabel.
- Coming up.
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25. That's one sweet piece of meat.
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26. Her name's...
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27. Mallory.
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28. Mallory. Whatever. Who gives a shit?
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29. Don't stop, darling.
I'm just getting started!
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30. I think she's sweet on you!
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31. Are you flirting with me?
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32. Beep, beep.
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33. You want a piece of the guy?
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35. Yeah. This stupid...
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36. Down.
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37. Shit.
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38. Shit.
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41. Because she's mopping the floor
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42. is no reason for you to join in.
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43. How sexy am I now? Huh?
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44. Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?
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45. Damn!
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46. Why are they always fucking with me?
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47. Honey! Come on, he's dead.
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48. I just wanna dance. Fucker!
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49. No!
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50. There is no escaping here!
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51. Who's the lucky one?
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52. Eenie-meenie-minie-moe
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53. Catch a redneck by his toe
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54. If he hollers let him go
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55. Eenie-meenie-minie-moe
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56. My mama told me
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57. To pick the best one
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58. And you are it!
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59. Ooh.
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60. When they ask, you tell them
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61. All right? Say it!
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62. Mickey and Mallory Knox did it.
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63. Mickey and Mallory Knox.
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64. I love you, Mickey.
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65. I love you, Mallory!
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66. Stars are coming out.
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67. Look up in the brassy sky and there
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68. You bet on something you wish
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69. Something where the odds are good.
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70. Betting all those stars
you don't win shit.
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71. And there's a movie
and another movie...
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72. Whoo-hoo!
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73. A man covered
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74. two in white coveralls...
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75. three clean women getting out of a car,
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76. One of the cops looks at me
and I shake my head no.
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77. Whole world's coming to an end, Mal.
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78. That's the angels, Mickey.
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79. They're coming down for us
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80. And I see you riding a big red horse.
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81. And you're driving the horses,
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82. and they're spitting and frothing
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83. They're coming right at us.
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84. And I see the future.
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85. There's no death.
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86. Because you and I, we're angels.
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87. That is poetry.
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88. Damn.
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89. I love you, Mal.
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90. I know you do, baby.
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91. I've loved you since the day we met.
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92. Hi, Dad, how was work?
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93. What work? I'm unemployed.
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94. Where the **** have you been?
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95. You look nice, Mallory.
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96. Yuck! You look like...
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97. Thanks, Mom.
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98. I'm going now. I'll be back
at midnight, okay?
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99. Are you wearing
a broomstick and a trash bag?
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100. Why don't you put some meat on you?
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101. Any lighter, you'll be Miss Ethiopia.
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102. Where do you think you're going?
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103. I'm going to the John Lee Hooker concert
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104. First off, you don't tell me.
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105. Second, you're not going out
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106. You'll end up peddling your ass,
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107. You're not going out at all.
You didn't mow the yard.
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108. That piece-of-shit
lawn mower is fucked!
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109. That's the way you talk in front of
your mother? You stupid bitch!
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110. You watch your language!
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111. Or I'll kick the shit out of you,
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112. If your ass is in this house...
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113. it's my ass.
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114. So move it upstairs and take a shower.
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115. Make sure it's a good shower.
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116. Because I'm coming up after
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117. Mommy!
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118. Weren't you a little hard on her, Ed?
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119. I'll show her a little tenderness
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120. When I get up there,
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121. I think you should speak nicely
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122. Don't think. You're a ******* idiot.
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123. What am I, a bad guy?
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124. Did I ever ask you to **** my friends?
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125. And don't tell me what to do!
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126. If it wasn't for me, you'd still be
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127. Oh, that must be Donna.
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128. I'll tell her the bad news.
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129. Don't let your macaroni get cold, Ed.
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130. - Yes?
- Delivery for Ed Wilson.
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131. What on earth is it?
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132. It's beef, lady. Fifty pounds of beef.
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133. Wait right here. I have to have
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134. Who are you?
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135. Mickey. Who are you?
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136. I'm Mallory.
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137. You ought to change your name
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138. Aww!
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139. You a big...
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140. meat-eater, Mallory?
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141. I could be.
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142. You always dress like that?
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143. waiting for me?
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144. Why would I dress like this
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145. Maybe something inside you
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146. You know?
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147. Like fate.
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148. Do you believe in fate, Mallory?
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149. Maybe.
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150. You don't look happy.
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151. Wanna go for a ride? Talk about it?
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152. Ed, you promised your doctor
no more meat.
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153. I eat what I want. So what?
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154. This fucking food here,
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155. I don't want you to clog up your
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156. Don't ******* cry, it turns me off!
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157. I haven't cried in 15 years,
and you still haven't touched me!
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158. How about him?
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159. You were drunk, and you thought
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160. That's why we have Kevin.
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161. You mean Mallory's my mom?
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162. I'm sending the meat back!
I don't care what you do to me!
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163. You know what I'll do to you.
- Ed, look!
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164. What's it say?
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165. "Out with the meat man.
Back before dawn. Love, Mallory."
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166. That stupid bitch!
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167. Is that your car?
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168. My car?
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169. That meat man cocksucker!
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170. I broke her in, and he grabbed her.
I'll fix his ass. Call the cops!
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171. Everything I see, I see you, Mal.
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172. I know, baby. I'm going crazy too.
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173. Even ugliness looks beautiful
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174. Even though I'm in here,
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175. Listen, Mickey.
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176. My daddy, he's gonna move us away...
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177. so that you can't never find me,
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178. He can't keep me away from you.
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179. He said if you ever show up...
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180. he's gonna kill you.
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181. Kill me?
When's this supposed to happen?
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182. Can I help you?
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183. He won't leave me alone.
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184. He keeps fucking touching me...
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185. and I can't take it.
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186. I have to go.
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187. If he finds out I'm gone,
he's gonna beat me.
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188. I just wanted to tell you
I love you and I miss you.
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189. Don't forget about me.
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190. - You won't forget me?
- I won't forget about you.
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191. It's cool.
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192. No matter where he takes you...
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193. Timbuktu, it don't matter,
because we're fate.
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194. You know?
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195. Nobody can stop fate. Nobody can.
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196. One of these nights soon...
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197. I'll be coming for you.
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198. I gotta go.
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199. I love you.
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200. Tornado!
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201. Tornado!
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202. Move! Move! Move!
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203. You guys get on the goddamn bus! Now!
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204. Get on the fucking bus!
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205. Stop. Hey.
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206. Haw! Haw! Haw!
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207. Stop or I'll shoot!
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208. Yee-haw!
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209. Break his arm.
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210. There's no action.
Am I watching two fags?
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211. Kill him. Kill the fucking Indian!
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212. Where do you think you're going?
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213. I'm going out!
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214. You ain't going nowhere.
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215. Hey, Jack. Mickey's back.
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216. Just the prick I wanna see.
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217. Looks like he's hurt, Dave.
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218. All right, fuckface.
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219. I'll take your eye out
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220. You been fucking the wrong woman!
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221. "You stupid bitch!
You stupid, fucking bitch!
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222. You will shut up!
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223. You will eat your food!
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224. You will listen to me!
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225. Are you clean?
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226. You stupid bitch!"
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227. He's dead! He's dead!
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228. Now, where's the old bag?
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229. He's dead!
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230. Hi, Mom.
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231. You never did nothing!
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232. Wait!
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233. You're free, Kevin.
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234. Wherever we go...
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236. when I look up at the stars...
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237. I'll know you're looking up
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238. Same ones, baby.
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239. You make every day feel
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240. All right!
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241. Let's get a whole bunch of stuff,
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242. because I'm a new woman now.
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243. I'm a new woman!
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244. She's a new woman!
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245. Past is behind us, Mal.
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246. It's time to grow up.
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247. We have the road to hell
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248. - Mal?
- Yes?
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249. Will you marry me?
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250. Of course I'll marry you.
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251. I've been waiting for you
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252. Where we gonna get married?
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253. Right here, Mal.
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254. I got a perfect thing.
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256. That's not what I had in mind.
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257. Fuck you!
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258. Ow!
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259. Put them together.
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260. It's very romantic, baby.
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261. We'll be living in all the oceans now.
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262. God, before you and this river
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263. and everything
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264. Mickey, do you take Mallory to be...
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265. your lawful wedded wife, to have
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266. I do.
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267. Oh, baby.
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268. Mallory, do you take Mickey to be your-?
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270. Fuck you!
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271. God!
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272. I do.
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273. For all eternity...
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274. until you and I die...
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275. and die and die again.
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276. Till death do us part.
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277. - Yes.
- Baby, by the power vested in me...
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278. as God of my world...
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279. I pronounce us husband and wife.
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280. After that there was
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281. They tore up the countryside with
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282. Tonight I'm standing on Highway 666...
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283. running through towns
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284. Shiprock, Sheep Springs
and ending in Gallup, New Mexico.
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285. To some, a beautiful stretch
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286. but to Mickey and Mallory Knox,
who are still at large...
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287. it is literally a candy lane
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288. Patrolman Gerald Nash...
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289. was the first of 12 peace officers
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290. during their reign of terror.
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291. Gerald and his partner, Dale Wrigley...
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292. were parked at this doughnut shop,
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293. This 1970 Dodge Challenger pulled up
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294. Gerald, only three weeks out
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295. walked out with a coffee...
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296. Thanks, folks.
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297. and my bear claw.
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298. Hey, you.
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299. Driver asked him a question.
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300. Where's Farmington?
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301. Looked like he was giving
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302. Take it over to 66...
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303. and Farmington's up 65 miles.
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304. You going there?
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305. When he finished
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306. then up come that shotgun.
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307. You cop-killing cocksuckers!
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308. Whoo-hoo!
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309. In the ensuing chase...
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310. a tragic murder occurred.
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311. American bronze medallist
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312. I always wanted to shoot
at one. They're not so easy to hit.
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313. We raped and pillaged
the first show to do this.
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314. We changed the order
so it's less obvious.
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315. It needs a new intro. You can't
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316. Repetition works.
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317. - You'll wind up with shit.
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318. You think that those nitwits
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319. It's junk food for the brains.
Filler. Fodder. Whatever.
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320. Just build to the interview.
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321. Keep saying that word,
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322. Anticipation.
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323. That's what it's all about.
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324. - Mickey and Mallory?
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325. - They're hot.
- Totally hot.
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326. I love Mickey and Mallory!
They're so cool. They're so great!
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327. They're the best thing to happen
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328. But way cooler.
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329. Take great figures from the States:
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331. James Dean.
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332. They are super cool.
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333. Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson...
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334. add a bloody pail of nitrate
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335. I don't believe in mass murder...
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337. Don't get us wrong.
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338. We respect human life and all.
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339. But if I was a mass murderer,
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340. I haven't seen a cop for 10 minutes.
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341. Is there such thing
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342. That'd be paradise, wouldn't it?
Shangri-la.
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343. Want a hostage?
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344. No.
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345. What about her?
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346. From here?
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347. What about her?
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348. Too heavy? Too fat?
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349. What's the matter?
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350. Do you think I'm still sexy?
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351. We might have to find us
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352. When I see one that looks nice...
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353. I'll put my honey-bunny bride
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354. Tie her up.
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355. Offering a present in the form of a flower.
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356. Wanna go out and get something to eat?
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357. No.
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358. We'll stay in.
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359. Know what I've been thinking about?
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360. Course I know.
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361. You're thinking about rolling around
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363. How'd you know?
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364. And you been thinking about
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365. And you been thinking about us
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366. in a big lake,
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367. and a 26" Sony Trinitron.
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368. I love it when you can read my mind.
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370. I been thinking about why
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371. Anybody out there in Hollywood
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372. Love you, baby.
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373. I love your knee.
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374. Love your thigh.
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375. Love your stomach.
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376. Love your finger.
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377. Where is it?
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378. Goddamn it, Mickey!
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379. I just took it off so I wouldn't
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380. Okay, baby, look.
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381. Even if that ring pulls out every hair
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382. If it tears out my eyeballs,
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383. Every great thing we do
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386. The impulse for
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387. That's what makes our planet...
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388. Why are you looking at her?
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389. Mickey.
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390. I'm going for a ride.
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391. Baby, hold on. I thought maybe
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392. Shut up! Shut up!
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393. Quit being so fucking cute!
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394. You can be cute by yourself.
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395. Little Mickey,
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397. Maybe I just will!
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398. Ready to have some fun?
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399. No!
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400. Fill her up.
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403. That's a nice Vette.
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407. Do you want to touch me?
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408. Yeah.
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409. Tell me you want me.
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410. I want you.
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411. Tell me I'm beautiful.
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412. You are beautiful.
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413. Am I beautiful?
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414. So beautiful, I can't stand it.
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415. Am I sexy?
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416. Yes.
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417. You're sexy.
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418. Go down.
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419. Holy shit!
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420. You're Mallory Knox, ain't you?
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421. That's the worst fucking head
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422. Next time don't be so fucking eager.
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423. It's called Scagnetti
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424. - Go buy it.
- I will.
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425. An author too, huh?
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426. My wife could never wear these.
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427. Now that is a perfect ass.
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428. It's nice.
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429. There's her arm.
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430. Her head.
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431. Dry saliva drops.
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432. See?
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433. That's my type of girl. I like her.
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434. Let's see what we got here, scooter.
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435. Give it up.
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436. Mallory Knox...
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437. meet Jack Scagnetti.
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438. Hey, exactly where do you expect us
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439. Where are we supposed to be?
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440. What town is it that's out here?
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441. Fuck, it's the fucking cheese.
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442. Quit looking in the rear-view. Sit back.
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443. Put the lighter on the floor.
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444. Bury the bag.
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445. - Mal?
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446. Would you relax?
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447. Turn left. I think there's a town.
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448. All I see is desert.
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449. That's right, Cochise...
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451. Give me some 'shrooms, Mal.
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452. Mine ain't kicking in yet.
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453. Turn left?
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454. Turn left to what, you stupid bitch?
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455. "You stupid bitch."
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456. "You stupid bitch"?
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457. "You stupid bitch!"
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458. Mickey, that's what
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459. Thought you'd be
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460. You're losing it, Mickey!
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461. Snakes and birds.
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463. Let me tell you something.
This is the 1990s.
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464. In this day and age,
a man has to have choices.
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465. A man has to have variety.
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466. What do you mean, "variety"?
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467. Hostages? You want to fuck
some other women now?
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468. Is that what you mean?
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469. Why'd you pick me up?
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470. Why take me out of my house...
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471. and kill my parents with me?
Ain't you committed to me?
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472. Where are we fucking going?
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473. Relax. It's me, your lover...
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474. not some demon, not your father.
All right, relax.
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475. No, you're not
my fucking lover! You're not my-
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476. You've been fucking loving me?
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477. You been loving me real true!
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478. Hey, listen, we got tobacco,
lots of tobacco.
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479. You got any gas we can buy?
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480. I don't think he speaks English.
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481. Push comes to shove, we can snatch
that donkey and ride out of here.
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482. Come in.
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483. Come on in.
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484. Oh!
Oh, my God!
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485. Friendly snake?
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486. It's a rattlesnake.
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487. My name is Mallory.
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488. This is Mickey.
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489. How...
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490. you doing?
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491. We're not from here.
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492. This is like The Twilight Zone.
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493. Is that your wife?
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494. Oh.
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495. He died?
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496. He was your baby?
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497. Feel the demons here?
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498. I think we're the demons.
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499. BOY
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500. Who are you fucking?
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501. - Your father.
- Bitch!
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502. I said shut up!
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503. Come here, pecker-head.
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504. No, don't hit me!
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505. Oh, Mom? Mom?
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506. I hate you, you little asshole!
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507. No. No!
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508. This is so bad! What did you do?
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509. I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it!
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510. Oh, my God!
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511. Bad, bad, bad!
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512. - Come on, Mal!
- Bad, bad!
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513. Okay, okay.
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514. Get it together now.
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515. It's okay.
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516. We're out of here.
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517. Come on!
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518. Come on, Mal!
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519. Mal?
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520. Let's go!
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521. Come on!
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522. Why? Why?
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523. What did you do that for?
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524. It was an accident.
This whole thing is crazy.
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525. There are no accidents, Mickey!
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526. I'm human, and I made a mistake.
You gotta-
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527. You are sick!
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528. You killed life! He fed us!
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529. He took us in there!
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530. That's a harsh indictment.
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531. - Hold it! Hold!
- Leave me alone! I'm going!
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532. No, hang on!
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533. I got bit! I got bit!
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534. - Okay, hold on, Mal!
- Shit.
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535. My leg.
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536. - Hold on there, Mal!
- I think there's more!
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537. - Hang on!
- Mickey, there's more!
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538. Oh, shit!
They're out there!
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539. There's more!
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540. What have we done? Hop on.
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541. Ah!
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542. You know something?
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543. Badasses don't die.
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544. I'm seeing things!
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545. Make it stop!
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546. It's okay.
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547. Just dreaming.
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548. It's just a dream, Mal.
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549. My name's Pinky.
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550. I remember now.
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551. My brother gave me this name
when I was about 6.
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552. He said, "You're as big as my pinky."
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553. I don't like cheap motels.
They give me the creeps.
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554. Yeah, me too.
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555. You a real cop?
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556. Yeah, I'm a real cop.
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557. You won't hurt me?
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558. I've never hurt anybody
in my whole life. I'm the law.
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559. I'm your protector.
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560. Come on over here.
Come here.
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561. Come on over here.
Take off them shoes.
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562. You're pretty.
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563. Step up on the bed.
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564. Real slow.
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565. That's nice. Move around.
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566. Yeah, like that.
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567. Take off your bra.
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568. That's nice.
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569. Come here. Come on down here
and give me a kiss.
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570. Give me a kiss.
Give Big Jack a kiss.
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571. Like me?
- Yeah.
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572. I like you. Come on, Pinky.
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573. Ever been strangled?
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574. I'm just kidding.
Come on, I'm just kidding.
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575. Come here, give me a kiss.
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576. I'm just kidding.
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577. Come here.
I'm just kidding, all right?
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578. Ahh!
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579. You fucking bitch.
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580. Mickey!
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581. I'm coming to get you.
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582. I'm not gonna make it.
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583. I feel so cold.
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584. You're gonna make it. Get mad.
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585. Go get the stuff then.
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586. All right.
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587. They were average,
living drab, nothing-ever-happens lives.
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588. But then these sweethearts began
a cross-country murder spree...
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589. which has lasted
only three terrifying weeks...
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590. but has left 48 known bodies
in its wake...
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591. including...
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592. Mallory's own mum and dad.
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593. Oh, shit.
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594. Excuse me.
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595. Aloha?
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596. Chief?
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597. Rattlesnake took a chunk
out of us a ways back.
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598. Me and my wife are pretty sick.
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599. Could be dying, you never can tell
about these things.
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600. How's about you ungluing your fat ass
from that boob tube...
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601. and getting us some snake juice...
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602. pronto.
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603. Depraved and sick actions.
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604. They started off as armed robbers...
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605. Found it yet?
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606. They stormed in with shotguns...
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607. and after liberating the establishment
of all the firearms they could carry...
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608. and various personal
idiosyncratic knickknacks...
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609. they killed every customer...
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610. without hesitation.
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611. Come on! Money! Faster!
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612. But they always leave
one clerk alive...
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613. to tell the tale of Mickey...
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614. and Mallory.
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615. I'll be damned.
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616. Mal!
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617. You piece of shit!
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618. Mal?
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619. Mal! Cops!
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620. I'll meet you out front with the car!
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621. Get the car! I'll get the juice!
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622. No. No, please!
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623. That's sweet.
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624. - Snake juice?
- The back.
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625. We don't carry it! Hospital.
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626. "Yohimbe." This shit keep you hard?
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627. I'm the only clerk left.
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628. I'm the only clerk left!
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629. - You're forgetting something.
- What's that?
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630. If I don't kill you...
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631. what is there to talk about?
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632. Fucking squealer.
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633. No!
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634. Mal?
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635. I forgive you, baby.
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636. All right, get off of him!
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637. Mal?
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638. Fuck you!
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639. Fuck you!
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640. You stupid bitch!
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641. Shut the fuck up!
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642. Kill them all!
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643. You bonehead sissy,
this is Jack Scagnetti!
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644. Put that gun down.
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645. Fuck you, Scagnetti!
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646. I'll cut her tits off!
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647. Go ahead, Scagnetti!
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648. I'll get her silicone implants!
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649. I swear to God, I'll cut her tits off!
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650. Go ahead! You ain't got the balls!
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651. - Don't give up! He won't do it!
- Shut up!
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652. Watch this!
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653. You like that?
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654. Okay!
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655. Put that gun down!
- Don't cut her!
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656. Put your hands where I can see them
and step in the light!
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657. Kill them all!
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658. All right, I'm coming out!
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659. Hands where I can see them. Good boy.
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660. Step out in the light. Come on.
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661. Step outside, big shot.
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662. All right!
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663. Someone come get this bitch.
Get this bitch!
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664. Come get the big bad wolf!
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665. Come on!
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666. You're in my light, motherfuckers!
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667. Hold your fire!
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668. Oh, God, my eye!
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669. Hold your fire! Hold your fire! Don't kill him!
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670. No! Do not kill him!
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671. One camera all you can muster?
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672. You ain't that big
a star yet, cocksucker.
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673. - You and me, one on one, let's go.
Fuck you! Bring it!
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674. Fry this cop killer!
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675. How's that, big shot?
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676. Nailed that cop killer!
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677. Fuck you!
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678. - Fuck you!
- Beat that motherfucker's ass!
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679. All right.
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680. Hey, Mickey. Want a drink?
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681. Fuck you!
- Just joking.
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682. Where is my baby? Where is she?
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683. Let her go. Let her go.
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684. You okay, baby?
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685. No pictures! No pictures!
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686. Always wanted to meet you, Scagnetti.
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687. I really respect you.
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688. You know what?
I even bought your book.
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689. I read the whole damn thing.
How about an autograph?
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690. Warden...
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691. Jack Scagnetti.
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692. There you go.
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693. Dwight McClusky. Welcome to hell.
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694. Great to meet you, warden.
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695. How are my two favorite assholes?
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696. We got them two in there.
Wanna see them?
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697. Why not?
Come on.
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698. I seen you on TV. I even read
your goddamn book. I'm impressed.
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699. Surprised Hollywood ain't found you.
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700. Your story would be
a better movie than Serpico.
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701. In all of my days
in the penal business-
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702. And that ain't no small amount, right?
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703. - Oh, no.
- Nope.
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704. Mickey and Mallory are
the most twisted, depraved fucks...
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705. I have ever laid my damn eyes on.
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706. These two motherfuckers
are a walking reminder...
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707. of how fucked up the system is.
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708. Don't get me started, okay, warden?
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709. Dwight.
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710. You call me Dwight.
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711. They killed inmates and guards?
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712. Three inmates, five guards
and one shrink. Open that damn gate.
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713. Psychiatrist?
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714. Mallory strangled him when he made
the mistake of asking about her parents.
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715. She done it shot up on tranquilizers.
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716. Ain't love grand?
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717. Ain't that the truth?
It's like that other big lie:
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718. "Love makes the world go around."
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719. How did you get to be
a specialist in psychos?
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720. I'd recommend having
your mother killed by one.
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721. After that, I developed
a keen interest.
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722. - What happened?
- I was born in Texas.
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723. - You don't have an accent.
- I don't want to talk like those asses.
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724. - My mother was from Texas.
- I mean the other asses.
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725. The ones who beat me up.
Anyway, when I was 8 years old...
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726. my mother took me to the park.
It was the same day Charles Whitman...
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727. climbed the University of Texas Tower
and started shooting.
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728. - You was with her?
- Sure was.
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729. I didn't hear any of the shots.
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730. I'm with my mother and suddenly...
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731. chest explodes. She falls,
and I'm just looking at her.
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732. Her arm flies off, her hip explodes.
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733. And I'm not hearing any of the shots.
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734. Aah! You fucking-
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735. Boom! Her chest explodes.
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736. I was lying on the grass being
eaten alive by ants, thinking:
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737. "What happened to my mom?"
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738. Since then, I've had
a strong opinion...
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739. about the psychopathic fringe that
thrives in this fast-food culture.
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740. I don't show the self-discipline
becoming of a peace officer.
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741. You got it right, Jack.
You don't mind if I call you Jack?
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742. We got an army of shrinks.
Talks about mania...
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743. and schizophrenia and multi-phrenia
and obsessions.
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744. And it makes me sick.
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745. It's arrogance, bullshit. Mickey and
Mallory are not the sickest I've seen.
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746. - Open it.
- Yes, sir.
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747. Tonighy's movie
will be Escape from the Planet of the Apes.
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748. Why me? What's this really about?
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749. Can you feel it?
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750. - Silence in the air?
Yeah.
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751. You don't want it in a prison.
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752. Silence.
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753. You boys all right?
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754. What the fuck is you looking at?
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755. I said what the fuck you looking at?
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756. Drop it!
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757. Try this on, big boy.
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758. You son of a bitch! Come on up here!
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759. Get your ass over here!
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760. Come on, goddamn it.
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761. By God! Stick his ass in the block
then bring him to see me.
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762. You all right?
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763. Jesus Christ, you could be on
American Gladiators.
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764. Thirty minutes a day.
It doesn't take much.
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765. Someone goes for you,
go for their throat.
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766. One chop paralyzes them.
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767. Mickey and Mallory got
my whole prison worked up.
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768. Like sharks to chum.
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769. - Smell of blood drives them nuts.
- 80 percent are violent offenders.
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770. - We're over 200 percent capacity.
- This ain't a prison, it's a time bomb.
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771. - Fry the pricks.
- We tried.
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772. But they kill somebody new, and we
gotta start the process over again.
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773. Like a haemorrhoid
you can't get rid of.
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774. We're sending them
for testing to Nystrom.
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775. Lobotomy Bay.
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776. Vegetable Land.
Home of the criminally insane.
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777. - That hasn't been done.
- The ruling won't stick...
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778. with the shrinks here, but they'll
be in your control for a few hours.
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779. Then what?
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780. You're a celebrated lawman, public
loves you. Fifteen years on the force.
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781. Bestseller out in paperback.
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782. A modern-day Pat Garrett
with a deadly axe to grind.
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783. That is why you have been chosen
to deliver Mr. And Mrs. Knox.
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784. We know once you're on the road,
if anything happens-
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785. - An accident.
- Fire.
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786. - Escape attempt.
- Anything at all.
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787. Jack Scagnetti will look out
for his public's best interest.
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788. I get the picture.
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789. Nobody in their right mind will cry
if these fuckers take a little lead.
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790. A lot of lead, Jack!
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791. Write the script, call it:
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792. The Extermination of Mickey
and Mallory Knox. I don't care.
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793. You'll have my two best men:
Kavanaugh and Wurlitzer.
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794. We got a special disliking
for these punkolas.
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795. Have we found our man?
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796. You know her...
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797. you love her, you cannot
fucking live without her:
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798. Mallory Knox.
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799. Hey, Knox, somebody out here
wants to meet you.
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800. Jesus Christ!
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801. She always does this.
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802. She ain't changed a bit, huh?
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803. Where's the other half?
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804. In the deepest, darkest cell
in the dungeon.
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805. You can't see him now.
He's got a special visitor.
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806. - Who's that?
- Wayne Gale.
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807. Wayne Gale? The TV scumbag?
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808. We call them media.
Don't you like the media?
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809. A worm in my blood is more attractive
to me. He fucks cops over.
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810. Can't say no to the media.
You want this job?
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811. You come say hello.
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812. I have a television show.
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813. Every few weeks, as part of
our thing on current America...
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814. we do a profile
on a different serial killer.
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815. Mass murderer.
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816. Whatever you want.
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817. The episode on Mickey and Mallory
was one of the most popular.
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818. - Ever do one on John Wayne Gacy?
- Yeah.
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819. Who got the higher rating?
- You blew him away.
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820. What about that crazy fucker,
Ted Bundy?
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821. That crazy guy? You got the larger
Nielsen share. You're big.
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822. - What I want to get-
- What about Manson?
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823. Manson beat you.
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824. It's hard to beat the king.
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825. Yeah, yeah.
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826. Anyway, Julie, my producer, and I...
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827. have been waiting to do a follow-up
piece on you, and that time has come.
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828. I feel it's apparent to anyone
who's hip to what's going on...
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829. that the prison boys
have violated the Constitution.
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830. You and Mallory may be killers,
but nuts? Insane?
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831. Today they wipe clean your mind
because they feel you're dangerous.
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832. They might clean my mind
or dump me into syndication...
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833. because what I say is dangerous.
Where does it end?
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834. I have interviewed the prison board
and psychiatrist, Reingold...
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835. and with Warden Dwight McClusky,
and I tell you, they look bad.
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836. If you give an exclusive...
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837. to Wayne Gale,
we are talking a media event here.
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838. Promos on the Super Bowl.
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839. The network will cream for it!
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840. What a great idea, Julie.
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841. We are talking about
nothing like it...
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842. in television history.
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843. The first in-depth interview...
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844. with the most charismatic
serial killer ever...
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845. one day before he's shipped away
to a mental hospital...
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846. for the rest of his life.
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847. This is Wallace and Noriega.
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848. This is Elton John...
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849. confessing his bisexuality
to Rolling Stone.
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850. This is Maysles brothers at Altamont.
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851. This is the Nixon/Frost interviews.
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852. What do you say?
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853. - Why are you letting him do this?
- Relax.
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854. If I don't, we'll be excoriated.
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855. If I do, they won't clear it
for weeks.
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856. Legal, appeals.
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857. M & M will be toast before that
ever happens, right?
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858. Nobody's gonna give a flying fuck
about two dead losers.
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859. What are you saying?
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860. Time, motherfucker.
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861. Leave him alone! He's a human being,
for chrissake.
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862. Wait a minute! Let him answer me!
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863. Time's running out, mate.
What's the answer?
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864. I say go for it.
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865. Well, in any case, he says yes.
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866. Thought he would. Keep contact
with the population to a minimum.
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867. Give me a room, I'll take it
from there. We're stealth journalists.
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868. You should worry more about the promos
that start to air next week.
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869. You'll be a national face,
a real hero to the American public.
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870. It's true. You could even launch
a new career here.
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871. No!
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872. Julie will fax you
in the morning with the details.
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873. I must get back. I'm doing a benefit
for the homeless transsexual veterans.
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874. Dearest Mallory...
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875. you once told me I had no feelings.
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876. You were right and wrong.
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877. I got more feelings now
than I ever had before.
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878. I've been reading a lot
and doing yoga with this guy...
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879. but he pissed me off.
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880. He's not around anymore.
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881. At night...
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882. I pretend you're lying next to me.
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883. I lie in my cell...
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884. imagine kissing you...
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885. not making love...
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886. just kissing for hours
and hours on end.
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887. I remember everything about our time.
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888. I remember every secret
you ever shared.
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889. I remember every single time
you laughed.
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890. And your dancing.
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891. My God, your dancing.
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892. I lie on my bed and go over every day,
every minute of our happiness.
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893. I take it all as it comes...
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894. and I live that day again.
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895. That way, when I get to
our first kiss...
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896. they're not just memories.
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897. I feel that joy again.
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898. Dr. Reingold...
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899. are they insane?
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900. Insane?
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901. No.
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902. Psychotic, yes.
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903. It's right after the Super Bowl.
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904. We got them in their homes,
the game sucked...
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905. they want to see Mickey.
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906. Mickey and Mallory have shocked
a country numb with violence.
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907. These guys wanna tear
their wives' heads off.
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908. But, Sullivan-
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909. Mickey and Mallory...
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910. know the difference
between right and wrong.
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911. They just don't give a damn.
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912. This will be the most talked
about event in television history!
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913. Is it true they were sexually
abused as children?
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914. I can't imagine.
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915. I don't think that it's...
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916. I would say no.
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917. When you said to marry your daughter
after I got her pregnant...
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918. that's exactly what I did.
Now you listen to me.
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919. If you blow this...
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920. CBS will eat your lunch next season,
and I'll be with them...
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921. because I'm out of here!
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922. I'm out!
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923. Mallory Knox has said that
she does want to kill you.
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924. I never really believe
what women say to me.
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925. Maggie!
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926. Margaret, darling...
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927. whatever you think you found,
it's not what you think.
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928. Tell me who the hell Ming is.
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929. Ming? There's no Ming.
That's a fucking restaurant.
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930. Why are you going through my drawers?
I don't go through yours.
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931. It looks like it was cut with
a meat cleaver. Where's my close-ups?
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932. Listen, less of the shrink.
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933. Keep the teens, keep the long hairs.
I love the cop.
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934. I love McClusky. Cut in on
the middle of that horrific laugh.
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935. Freeze-frame on it.
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936. Then cut to me at the trial.
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937. Their subsequent trial...
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938. turned into a sick, pathetic circus.
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939. The nation caught Mickey...
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940. and Mallory fire.
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941. Mike ******* Griffin is who these
misguided ***holes should revere.
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942. Mike Griffin was killed in the line of
duty by these ****-sucking...
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943. degenerate ******bags.
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944. We want Mickey
We want Mallory
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945. - What do you think of the turnout?
- I've never had more fun!
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946. Scumbag!
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947. Ming, first of all, slow down.
Speak English.
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948. All right, English.
- You're paranoid.
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949. - She knows.
- She's not onto us.
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950. I don't give a fuck
what the I Ching says!
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951. Just don't put anything down
on paper, ever.
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952. If she calls back...
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953. you say,
"Hello, Ming Dynasty Restaurant."
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954. What do you have to say to your fans?
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955. You ain't seen nothing yet.
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956. How'd you let this show go live?
Just got out of hand.
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957. Doesn't change a thing, though.
I'm moving those scumbags tomorrow.
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958. You know, Dwight...
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959. when I do these douche bags, I'll go
right up there with Jack Ruby.
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960. World famous, huh?
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961. Hall of Fame.
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962. You'll be bigger, Jack.
Lee Harvey Oswald was a pussy.
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963. - Maybe, but he was a great shot.
- Hear it?
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964. - Hear what?
It's dead quiet.
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965. It's dangerous when it's dead quiet.
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966. Ahem. Okay, testing, one, two, three.
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967. How goes it, brother?
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968. Doing some hard time?
What'd they get you for?
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969. - Murder.
- That's a rough one. I'm with you.
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970. Showtime.
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971. And the Dallas Cowboys
are the Super Bowl Champions...
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972. After the game, stay tuned...
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973. for a special American Maniacs
on WATCH.
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974. Mickey Knox is the most
dangerous man in America.
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975. But Wayne Gale isn't afraid
to meet him one on one...
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976. to learn what 48 people died for.
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977. Is he insane, or does he belong where
he sent so many others: In the grave?
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978. Mickey Knox, thank you for this time.
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979. I'd like to start with a few questions,
if you don't mind?
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980. That's ******* nice, Wayne.
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981. When did you first start thinking
about killing?
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982. Birth. I was thrown into a flaming pit
of scum, forgotten by God.
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983. What do you mean?
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984. I mean, I came from violence,
it was in my blood. My dad had it.
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985. His dad had it. It's my fate.
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986. Do you believe in fate?
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987. - My fate.
- No one is born evil, you learn it.
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988. What about your father?
How did he die?
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989. You were only 10 years old,
and there's a lot of speculation.
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990. I didn't kill my father,
and I don't want to talk about it.
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991. Watch it! Watch it!
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992. It's all right. It's okay.
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993. It's okay. It's all right.
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994. Go on to something else. Okay?
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995. Please, let's do.
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996. Tell me, how can you look at
an ordinary person, an innocent guy...
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997. and then shoot him to death?
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998. - I mean, how can you do that?
Innocent?
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999. Who's innocent? You?
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1000. I'm innocent of murder, definitely.
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1001. It's just murder. All God's creatures
do it in some form or another.
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1002. I mean, look in the forest.
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1003. Species kill other species.
Our species killing all species...
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1004. including the forest, and we just
call it industry, not murder.
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1005. But I know a lot of people who...
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1006. deserve to die.
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1007. Why do they deserve to die?
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1008. I think everybody got...
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1009. something in their past.
Some sin. Some awful, secret thing.
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1010. A lot of people walking
around already dead...
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1011. just need to be put out
of their misery.
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1012. That's where I come in.
Fate's messenger.
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1013. Except a corn or wheat
falleth to the ground...
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1014. and die, it abideth alone.
But if it die...
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1015. it bringeth forth much fruit.
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1016. The theory that everyone meets
a serial killer halfway?
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1017. The wolf don't know why he's a wolf.
God just made it that way.
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1018. You're saying that
the world itself is predatory.
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1019. When a lion takes down an elk,
it's the elk's time to go.
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1020. And the B.S. Liberal agenda
about saving the herds...
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1021. only serves to overpopulate
the balance of nature.
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1022. Maybe you're right.
I don't think so, but maybe you are.
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1023. Corporate and environmental predators.
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1024. Nuclear predators. Life is a hunt.
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1025. I've seen it, I was there.
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1026. When the **** hit the fan at Grenada,
I saw it all...
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1027. go down at Grenada.
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1028. So tell me, Mickey, any regrets?
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1029. I mean, three weeks, 50 people killed.
Not too cool, Mickey.
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1030. Fifty-two, but I don't spend
a lot of time with regret.
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1031. It's a wasted emotion.
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1032. You must have some regret.
Rack your brain.
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1033. I wish that Indian hadn't got killed.
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1034. Bad, bad, bad!
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1035. One of your last victims.
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1036. Man had a rattlesnake
sitting in a corner.
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1037. A rattlesnake?
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1038. He could pick it up, pet it.
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1039. He saw it.
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1040. He saw what?
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1041. The demon. He saw the demon.
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1042. The demon?
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1043. What demon?
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1044. Everybody got the demon in here.
The demon lives in here.
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1045. It feeds on your hate.
Cuts, kills, rapes.
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1046. It uses your weakness,
your fears. Only the vicious survive.
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1047. We all told we're no good pieces
of shit since we could breathe.
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1048. After a while, you kind of become bad.
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1049. But after the Indian,
we were gonna quit killing.
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1050. The old man took it out of us.
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1051. What happened?
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1052. It was all just a mistake, you know.
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1053. Man tried to help us.
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1054. You know, pet us.
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1055. Same dream I've had
since I was a kid. I just...
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1056. Running, running with the animals
in the darkness.
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1057. Mr. Rabbit.
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1058. Bloody fangs.
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1059. Christmas hat.
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1060. Little...
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1061. madness going on,
we're just running...
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1062. I'm just...
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1063. I'm Mr. Rabbit.
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1064. I'm eating every other animal
in the forest.
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1065. Death.
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1066. Death kind of becomes what you are.
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1067. After a while, you begin to like it.
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1068. You know about realization, Wayne?
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1069. I mean, all this is just...
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1070. an illusion.
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1071. Mr. Rabbit says,
"The moment of realization... "
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1072. "The moment of realization...
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1073. is worth...
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1074. a thousand prayers."
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1075. You're crazy.
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1076. I don't think
I'm any crazier than you are.
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1077. I'm extremes, dark and light,
you know that.
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1078. I'm light with Mal. Mal.
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1079. Mal.
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1080. That's your shadow on the wall.
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1081. Can't get rid of your shadow,
can you?
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1082. You know, the only thing
that kills a demon:
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1083. Love.
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1084. That's why Mallory's my salvation.
She was teaching me how to love.
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1085. I forgive you, baby.
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1086. It was just like...
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1087. being in the Garden of Eden.
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1088. Only love can kill the demon.
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1089. Hold that thought.
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1090. If these guys are
in your eye line, I'm sorry.
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1091. You want some powder?
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1092. Mmmm!
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1093. Rise and shine, Mallory.
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1094. Turn around and face the wall.
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1095. Relax, we want to have
a talk, is all.
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1096. Don't get too close
or she'll kill you.
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1097. One way or another, she'll kill you.
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1098. Relax. Read my book.
I met some unruly crocodiles...
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1099. but she's got a sweet streak for me.
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1100. Take that. It's okay.
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1101. - We're not allowed...
- It's okay.
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1102. It's okay, guys.
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1103. Smoke?
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1104. I know you smoke.
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1105. I'm not here to hurt you.
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1106. I want to be your friend.
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1107. If I ever met a girl
who needs a friend...
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1108. it's you.
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1109. You're a very pretty girl.
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1110. Remember the last time you got fucked?
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1111. Remember?
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1112. I want you to close your eyes...
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1113. and remember the last time
Mickey gave you the hard one.
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1114. Thinking about it?
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1115. Forget it, because it's never
gonna happen again.
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1116. When they get through
with all the electroshock shit...
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1117. Mickey ain't gonna be worth a shit.
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1118. Was it worth it?
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1119. Was what worth it?
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1120. Was massacring those people worth
being separated from your love forever?
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1121. You mean, was an instant of my purity
worth a lifetime of your lies?
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1122. Explain where's the purity
you couldn't live without...
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1123. in the 52 people...
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1124. who aren't on this planet
because they met you and Mallory.
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1125. What's so ******* pure about that?
How do you do it?
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1126. You'll never understand.
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1127. You and me aren't even
the same species.
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1128. I used to be you, then I evolved.
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1129. From where you're standing,
you're a man. To me, you're an ape.
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1130. Not even an ape,
you're a media person.
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1131. Media's like the weather,
only it's man-made weather.
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1132. Murder? It's pure.
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1133. You're the one made it impure.
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1134. You're buying and selling fear.
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1135. You say, "Why?"
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1136. I say, "Why bother?"
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1137. Are you done? Great.
Now let's cut the B.S. And get real.
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1138. Why this purity that
you feel about killing?
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1139. Why, for chrissakes? Don't lie!
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1140. You just gotta hold that shotgun in
your hand, and it becomes clear...
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1141. like it did for me the first time.
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1142. That's when I realized
my one true calling in life.
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1143. What's that, Mickey?
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1144. Shit, man...
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1145. I'm a natural born killer.
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1146. And that's commercial.
Two minutes, guys.
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1147. Did you get that?
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1148. All right, Mickey!
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1149. Great. Great, man.
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1150. That was fucking brilliant.
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1151. There's a riot going on here.
- Shit!
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1152. Thanks.
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1153. Every fucking moron in the world
just saw that, mate.
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1154. We got a riot going on here
that's out of control. We need help.
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1155. God Almighty shit, Leroy. Where at?
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1156. In the rec room, B wing.
We're outmanned, we need help.
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1157. All right.
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1158. You mobilize the men. I'm on my way.
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1159. Mr. Gale, close them cameras down.
We got a riot going on in B wing.
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1160. - We're live, for chrissakes!
- You're finished.
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1161. - Millions are watching.
- They got guns, hostages!
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1162. Close those cameras, now!
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1163. - Turn them off!
- We'll be famous!
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1164. You stay here and shut up.
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1165. I must find out what's going on
before I let you film anywhere.
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1166. The world is watching!
We'll never get this chance again!
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1167. Fuck you!
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1168. He can't tell me
what to do in my jail! Fuck him!
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1169. Fuck you!
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1170. Keep your fingers on the
trigger of your shotguns and follow me.
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1171. Get his ass up here!
Come on!
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1172. Help! No! Oh, God, no!
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1173. No! Oh, no! God!
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1174. This is a tough room.
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1175. All right, one more.
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1176. Mother says to Sister:
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1177. "You can go to the drive-in with Bobby,
but you got to take little Johnny."
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1178. Sister goes, "Okay."
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1179. They go, they come back.
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1180. Mother takes Johnny aside
and says, "What happened?"
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1181. Little Johnny can't talk.
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1182. She says, "They went to the drive-in.
What happened then?" Johnny goes:
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1183. "They were kissing? What else?"
You heard this one?
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1184. "What else?"
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1185. Little Johnny goes:
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1186. "He felt her up?
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1187. What else?"
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1188. Little Johnny goes:
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1189. "They took off their clothes?
What else?"
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1190. Little Johnny goes:
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1191. "They did that?
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1192. What the hell were you doing?"
Little Johnny goes:
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1193. "Little Johnny, no!"
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1194. Oh, shit!
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1195. Aah!
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1196. Drop it!
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1197. The gun, goddamn it!
Smart move. Okay.
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1198. Empty the shells.
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1199. Hurry up!
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1200. Everybody raise your hands!
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1201. You think you're getting out of here, boy?
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1202. They're gonna mop you up,
they're gonna put you in a bucket.
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1203. You're the law.
I'm gonna break it.
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1204. You motherfucker!
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1205. Wayne, where are you?
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1206. I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm okay.
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1207. All right, new friend,
get your camera.
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1208. - Where's Roger?
- Right here.
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1209. Where's Scully?
- He's hit. I think he's dead.
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1210. Aw, shit.
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1211. Put the shells on the table!
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1212. Drop your belt!
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1213. Hands behind your head!
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1214. Got the camera going yet?
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1215. They're both shot to shit.
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1216. - That's too bad for you.
No, no.
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1217. Wait, I got a remote Beta.
I can get an image off it.
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1218. Very innovative. Put it on.
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1219. Everyone's going to follow me
out of here.
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1220. One big, happy family,
shooting everything I do.
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1221. Kavanaugh, get up!
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1222. Take me to Mallory's cell
and hope she's in one piece.
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1223. Everyone get behind Kavanaugh.
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1224. Press up against him!
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1225. Let's go! Young lady,
come along with us.
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1226. Come on. Go, go, go.
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1227. Come on, hustle it!
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1228. Stay with me. Stay with me!
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1229. Help me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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1230. Come on, assholes!
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1231. Hey. Hey.
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1232. That's my camera, you motherfucker!
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1233. Get together.
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1234. Oh. Now I remember you. You're Jack.
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1235. I'm not really as bad
as they say I am.
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1236. I'm actually a really nice person.
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1237. Yeah, I know.
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1238. I've done some bad things myself.
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1239. I killed somebody.
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1240. No shit.
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1241. Know what I think about?
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1242. Sex.
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1243. Fucking.
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1244. I think about hands on my tits.
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1245. And I think about
flesh against flesh...
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1246. and sweat.
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1247. My mind drives me crazy.
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1248. Sit down.
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1249. What do you want me to do?
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1250. I want you to kiss me
and squeeze my nipple.
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1251. You're so specific.
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1252. Squeeze it.
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1253. You like a little bit of pain?
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1254. Harder.
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1255. How sexy am I now, fucker?
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1256. You stupid dick!
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1257. Shit. Shit, what happened?
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1258. You want a sexy little whore?
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1259. I'm trying, I'm trying.
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1260. Fucking bitch broke my fucking nose!
Give me that gun!
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1261. I'll fucking kill you!
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1262. No gun! Put it away!
Give me your Mace!
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1263. Come here, you fucking whore.
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1264. You want to play, bitch?
You want some?
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1265. No!
- Get down! Get down!
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1266. I told you I liked you.
I told you I liked you.
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1267. Now a special report
from Channel 6 News.
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1268. They'll get you on the air.
Are we on?
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1269. Good afternoon, I'm Antonia Chavez.
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1270. This is a WATCH special report.
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1271. I'm told we're taking you right now
live to Botongo Penitentiary...
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1272. where Wayne Gale continues
his interview...
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1273. in the middle of a riot.
Wayne, can you hear me?
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1274. What's happening there? Are you safe?
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1275. This is Wayne Gale, resuming live.
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1276. You can tell by the blood
and carnage all around...
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1277. that the final chapter of Mickey
and Mallory has yet to be written.
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1278. Are you in danger? Can you tell us?
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1279. War has broken out here,
unlike anything I've ever seen!
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1280. Botongo will stand alongside them.
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1281. What's happening?
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1282. Botongo, Botongo, Botongo!
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1283. Botongoville.
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1284. Don't you like me?
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1285. Hey, Jack...
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1286. Mickey's back!
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1287. Drop the shotgun!
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1288. We got us a Mexican standoff.
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1289. We've had this date from the beginning.
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1290. Slide that shotgun here.
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1291. Put your hands behind your head,
your forehead on the floor!
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1292. Or what? You'll wound me?
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1293. I can blow you in half.
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1294. I never wounded anything in my life!
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1295. I got you locked right
between the eyes!
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1296. I've had you locked
from the jump, you phony!
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1297. You got me locked. Take your shot.
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1298. Okay, Jack, you win.
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1299. Oh, my God!
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1300. Oh, baby!
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1301. Ladies and gentlemen, this kiss
has been a year in the coming.
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1302. They're doing what everyone said
they'd never do again.
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1303. At this moment, they are
the only two people on earth.
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1304. Shut up, Jack!
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1305. Losing your touch, Jack.
I was out of shells.
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1306. You still like me now, Jack?
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1307. - What's this?
List of prisoners.
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1308. What the fuck?
I asked for a list of hostages!
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1309. How should I know?
- Just get it!
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1310. Do I have to do everything?
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1311. Jesus Christ.
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1312. What are those guys right there?
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1313. Close 1, 2, 3.
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1314. Still jammed open, sir.
- Well, jam them shut!
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1315. - There's a fire!
- I see the goddamn fire.
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1316. The psych unit looks like a zoo.
Informants are being tortured.
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1317. Hey, Mabel.
Come here, look at this.
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1318. No!
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1319. - Warden?
- Yes?
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1320. - What is it, Natapundi?
- Napalatoni.
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1321. I don't care what your name is!
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1322. Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose.
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1323. Scagnetti's dead!
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1324. They're live on network TV.
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1325. Live on network TV?
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1326. Jesus Harold Christ
on a fucking rubber crutch!
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1327. Is this happening to me?
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1328. You fucking sick motherfuckers!
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1329. Come on.
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1330. Yeah, come on.
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1331. Come on.
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1332. Come on, Mickey. This way.
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1333. Who are you?
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1334. My name's Owen.
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1335. What do you want from us?
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1336. I want you to take me with you.
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1337. Where the hell are we?
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1338. It's a place I come to think
when things get hectic.
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1339. Call them.
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1340. Let's go, Kavanaugh.
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1341. Follow me!
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1342. Now we're in B wing. Where we going?
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1343. Out. Through. Down.
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1344. Hold up!
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1345. Okay, Kavanaugh...
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1346. Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! Wayne Gale!
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1347. Don't shoot! Wayne Gale!
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1348. Motherfucker! Ah!
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1349. How you doing, Wayne?
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1350. I'm fucking great!
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1351. - You got the feeling?
- I'm alive for the first fucking time!
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1352. For the love, thanks to Mickey!
Let's kill all these motherfuckers!
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1353. - Give me that.
- Why?
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1354. You're not centered, Wayne.
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1355. Here, shoot with this.
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1356. Okay, let's go!
Kavanaugh, stop slacking off!
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1357. End of the line. Drop him!
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1358. One move and he's dead!
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1359. He's already dead, dickweed!
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1360. You got shit! Fire!
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1361. Back off!
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1362. You shoot, I'll blast him. Back off!
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1363. Shut up, Gale, you prick!
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1364. Mickey, Mallory, just let me say-
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1365. Put your hand up.
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1366. - Fuck!
- Now shut up!
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1367. Mickey, I made a place. Come, come.
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1368. Come on, move! Let's go, Mal.
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1369. Sixty seconds and I'm coming up!
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1370. Fuck!
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1371. What is your bloody problem?
I was begging for you guys.
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1372. Think, think, think!
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1373. Fuck!
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1374. Yes?
Think, think, think.
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1375. Hello, Margaret.
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1376. How are you doing?
- I'm all right.
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1377. You're doing good, baby.
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1378. I want you to know...
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1379. no matter what happens...
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1380. I love you.
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1381. - I love you more than I ever loved myself.
Blow it out your ass, Maggie.
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1382. I know that, Mickey.
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1383. - I'm never coming home.
Dinner's ready.
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1384. Don't you get it? I'm alive for
the first time in my life! I'm alive!
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1385. How'd you figure that out?
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1386. - Because I don't love you anymore.
- Don't be stupid.
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1387. - I love Ming.
- Ming? I knew it.
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1388. That's right, Ming is not
a fucking restaurant.
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1389. I don't care! Take the money!
It's all yours anyway!
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1390. And one more thing:
Piss off, you cunt!
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1391. It's good to be with you.
You do a lot of good for people.
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1392. The joint's exploding, and
you're diddling around with these two!
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1393. - We have more important things to do!
- These two die today! You hear me?
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1394. I'll wipe that fucking scum
off the face of the fucking earth...
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1395. if it's the last fucking thing I do!
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1396. You know what I say?
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1397. I say...
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1398. to hell with going to our cells.
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1399. Let's go out there...
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1400. and run down the stairs
and go out in a hail of bullets.
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1401. And then we'll die.
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1402. Then we'll really be free.
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1403. That's poetry.
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1404. But we'll do that when all else fails.
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1405. - I just left her.
What do you mean?
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1406. That's right.
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1407. Put a bottle of Dom on ice.
Get some ecstasy.
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1408. I'll come put a hot pepper
up your ass.
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1409. No, you're not.
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1410. - I love you, Ming.
- Sorry, Charlie.
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1411. Ming? Ming!
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1412. Duncan, Duncan.
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1413. Hold this.
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1414. You married?
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1415. God, I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die.
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1416. That wasn't the question.
Are you married?
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1417. Yes, I'm married.
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1418. Do you have children?
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1419. A boy and a girl.
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1420. I don't wanna die.
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1421. Mal, come here, please.
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1422. The only way we'll get out
that front door...
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1423. is if they don't wanna kill you two
more than they wanna kill us.
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1424. Mr. Journalist!
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1425. Okay, hold that.
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1426. Duncan Homolka, Wayne Gale.
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1427. How are you?
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1428. You want reality? You got it.
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1429. My name is Wayne Gale!
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1430. I am the star of American Maniacs,
watched by 40 million people a week!
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1431. I am a respected journalist, winner of
the Ed R. Murrow and the Golden Globe...
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1432. to name a few.
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1433. I've been shot! You're on camera!
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1434. We are live!
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1435. If anyone fucks up our escape...
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1436. I'll make it my mission to put
Warden McClusky out of commission!
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1437. I will do exposé after exposé,
revealing the inhumanity, brutality...
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1438. and conditions that exist here!
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1439. You, back up! Back up!
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1440. My name is Wayne Gale!
I'm the star of American Maniacs!
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1441. You are on camera! We are live!
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1442. Just how far do you think
you're gonna get?
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1443. Out the front door.
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1444. That will never happen!
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1445. It is happening.
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1446. My name is Wayne Gale!
I'm a friend of Bill Clinton's!
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1447. If anybody puts me in danger...
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1448. You open that gate!
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1449. My name is Wayne Gale!
I am the star of American Maniacs!
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1450. I will personally hunt you down,
blow the head off your whore wife...
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1451. Don't disrespect my man!
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1452. and plant your sick ass
in the ground all by myself!
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1453. Another day, perhaps, but not today.
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1454. This is Wayne Gale,
unfortunately no longer live.
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1455. I am wounded. All my crew is dead.
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1456. I have left my wife,
and my girlfriend has left me.
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1457. Don't look that glum. That was good.
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1458. Mickey Knox's plan worked.
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1459. We walked out the door into
my news van and made our getaway.
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1460. When we were followed
by patrol cars...
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1461. Mallory shot Deputy Sheriff
Duncan Homolka...
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1462. and tossed his body out.
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1463. Show them your ear.
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1464. Oh, my God, that is so gross.
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1465. Why helicopters were not deployed,
I don't know.
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1466. I guess it happened too fast
for arrangements to be made.
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1467. We've pulled to the side of the road
to do this interview.
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1468. Tensions run high as we-
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1469. We don't got all fucking day.
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1470. So without further ado:
Mickey and Mallory.
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1471. So, Mallory,
after Mickey's incredible rescue...
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1472. what did you think next?
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1473. I was wondering how long it'd be...
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1474. until me and Mickey could be alone,
and if I could wait that long.
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1475. Did you have anything to do
with the riot?
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1476. We didn't have nothing to do
with that riot.
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1477. You know, that was...
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1478. Whatchamacallit?
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1479. - Fate?
- Fate.
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1480. If they wanna say we masterminded
the whole fucking thing, let them.
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1481. It's not like it's gonna keep us up
at night and stuff.
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1482. But the truth is...
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1483. it was...
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1484. fate.
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1485. Yes. Fate it was. You saw it right here
on American Maniacs.
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1486. You believe in reincarnation, Wayne?
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1487. Yes, I believe we've all lived many times.
So, what's next for the Knoxes?
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1488. Well, I'm thinking we can lay
in a big king-size bed...
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1489. and sleep...
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1490. for two days, and I've been
thinking about motherhood.
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1491. So I think me and Mickey are gonna
get started on that...
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1492. as quickly as possible.
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1493. - Gotta go.
Wait.
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1494. How do you intend to disappear?
You're the most famous couple in America.
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1495. There's the Underground Railroad,
when during slave times-
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1496. Let me swing the camera around...
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1497. and do my wrap-up, then we're off.
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1498. We're gonna do a wrap-up, all right.
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1499. But it won't be you staring
in the camera, looking dumb.
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1500. You'll be staring down the barrels
of our shotguns...
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1501. and we're gonna be blowing
your brains all over that tree.
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1502. Wait. Time. Cut, cut, cut!
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1503. It's a fucking joke, right?
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1504. Don't fucking shoot me!
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1505. During this escape,
a bond developed between us!
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1506. Not really. You're scum, Wayne.
You did it for ratings.
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1507. You don't give a shit
about anybody except yourself.
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1508. So nobody gives a shit about you.
That's why helicopters weren't deployed.
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1509. Wait a minute, you hypocrite.
What about the Indian?
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1510. You said you were done with killing!
That love beats the demon!
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1511. You said that love beats the demon!
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1512. I am...
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1513. and it will.
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1514. It's just that you're the last one.
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1515. No, don't kill me.
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1516. This is not about you, you egomaniac.
I kind of like you.
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1517. But if we let you go, we'd be just like
everybody else. Killing you...
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1518. and what you represent is...
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1519. a statement.
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1520. I'm not sure what it's saying...
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1521. but, you know, Frankenstein
killed Dr. Frankenstein.
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1522. Wayne.
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1523. Have some dignity.
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1524. All right.
So I'm a parasite, so what?
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1525. Life is cruel,
and no one said it'd be easy.
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1526. The day you two killed,
your ass belonged to us!
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1527. To the public! To the media!
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1528. We are married, right?
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1529. The point is...
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1530. what do we do next?
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1531. I say we do
a Salman Rushdie-type thing.
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1532. Just books, talk shows. We lay low,
we jump up, we bob and weave.
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1533. We get rid of them.
We do Oprah, Donahue.
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1534. Do you have any idea
how huge we could be?
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1535. Let's make a little music.
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1536. Wait, wait!
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1537. Don't Mickey and Mallory always leave
someone alive to tell the tale?
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1538. - We are. Your camera.
- Your camera.
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1539. Okay.
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1540. I'm gonna miss him.
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1541. - Come on, let's go.
- Okay, baby.
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1542. I can't hear him.
I'm not getting anything.
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1543. Oh, my God!
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1544. A bride and groom's wedding reception
turned into a nightmare.
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1545. My dad...
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1546. People...
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1547. Because it would end in sex.
That's all I thought about.
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1548. He punched me, he slapped me again.
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1549. I just wanna say, you know, can we...?
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1550. Ready?
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