1. Oh, God.
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2. Be seated.
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3. We're gathered here to witness and bless
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4. the joining together for ever of William
and Josephina in Christian marriage.
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5. The firm covenant of marriage
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6. because it was established by God.
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9. So I ask you now, in the presence
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10. to declare your intentions to enter
a permanent union with one another
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11. for as long as you both
shall draw breath on this earth.
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12. - Josephina.
- Jo!
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13. Jesus Christ. Jojo!
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14. - Hey, look out.
- Think I got eyes in my butt?
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16. - Daisy!
- Yeah.
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17. Think we might get that pizza served
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18. I think maybe.
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19. Mr Lopes left his teeth again.
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20. I need a coffee cup, Manny.
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21. Jesus Christ! These shoes are killing me.
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24. - Yeah, Dais. Watch your mouth.
- Oh, excuse me, Holy Mother.
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25. What I meant to say was,
these fucking shoes are killing me.
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28. Tourists!
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31. I am getting out of that house.
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32. My father just put himself 5,000 bucks in
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33. - He is just a little pissed off.
- I thought it was pretty funny.
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- Hi.
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swarming around me,
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39. Sounds about on target.
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40. - But I did do the right thing, didn't l?
- Sure.
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41. Jo, the only reason to get married
is to get the hell out of Mystic.
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42. - How's Bill taking it?
- He's still not talking to me.
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43. - Get ready to talk, Jo.
- Hey, check it out.
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- Shut up, you asshole!
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- I don't know.
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54. Because I do, Bill.
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55. You know, I walk into this place,
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57. - Are you OK?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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60. I don't know. Let's just talk about it later.
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61. - Kiss Mom for me.
- No. I'll be late for my interview.
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62. - Well, then you better hurry.
- I've been three times this week already.
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63. Well, Kat... four, and you go to heaven.
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64. "Kat's such a good girl."
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65. "Where did we go wrong
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66. Honey, you'd do just fine
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67. Yeah, well, don't worry about me.
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68. I'm not gonna be slingin' pizza
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69. The best pizza.
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70. Hey, Ma. Sausage today.
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71. Oh, great! Ladies, we're gonna eat
soon as we finish this tote.
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I got an interview out on Shore Road.
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74. - Another job?
- Yeah, baby-sitting.
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75. You do too much.
Kat's got four jobs already.
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76. - I need the money.
- Kat's been accepted to Yale University.
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77. She got a scholarship
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80. Got no time for boys.
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81. Kat, I got a great idea.
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82. Hey, Silvio! You got a job
for my smart kid?
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83. - Terrific, Ma. Bye.
- Bye, honey. Thanks for the pizza.
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84. Where does she get her energy?
All those jobs, and a straight-A student...
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85. - Hello?
- Come on in.
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86. - Katherine?
- Kat.
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87. Hi. Tim Travers.
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88. My daughter did the decorating.
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89. Phoebe, come on down, sweetheart.
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90. Oh, wow! An old Van Cort.
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91. Oh, yeah. I guess it came with the house.
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92. - Are you into stargazing?
- Actually, this is a nautical telescope.
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93. But it's a lot better
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94. - I'm going to take astronomy at college.
- Yeah? What college?
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95. Yale. I start second semester.
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96. Yale, huh? Me, too. Class of '79.
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97. And this beautiful redhead is Phoebe.
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98. Phoebe, this is Kat.
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100. How old are you, Phoebe?
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101. - Come on. You know how old you are.
- Six.
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Her mother left for England yesterday.
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103. What I'm looking for
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104. Not full time, just until my wife gets back.
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106. OK, come on, sweetheart.
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108. Yeah. Hi, Mrs Farley.
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109. Oh, we got off
to a good start this morning.
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110. Yeah, we knocked down
that wall heading into the...
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111. Glass brick?
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112. Yeah, well...
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113. I like glass brick too, Mrs Farley,
but it doesn't go with your house.
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115. But we've had long talks about staying in
the tradition of the Connecticut house.
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116. - Of course I'll talk to your decorator.
- Do you want to read this with me?
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117. It's time to turn the page, though.
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118. Do you want to turn the page here?
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119. OK. Here we go.
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120. "She was quite the loveliest fairy
in the whole world."
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121. "Her dress was like golden dewdrops,
and there were flowers in her hair."
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122. "And her face was like
the most perfect flower of all."
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123. "She came close to the little rabbit
and kissed him on his velvet nose..."
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124. Well, you certainly
seem to have the touch.
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125. I've been baby-sitting since I was nine.
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126. - I'm nine.
- No, you're not. Do you drive, Kat?
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129. They say it skips a generation.
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130. - When can you start?
- Anytime.
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131. Read.
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132. Read.
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133. "'Little rabbit, don't you know who I am?"'
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What you got in there?
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135. - A couple of buckets of fish.
- Terrific.
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136. It's Romeo and Juli-e-et!
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137. - Those boys talkin' to me?
- No, I don't think they is.
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138. - Oh, boy. Uh-oh.
- What?
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139. Come on, Bill. Let's just drink,
and beat 'em up later.
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140. - Hey, John.
- Hey, Daisy.
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141. - Who's buyin'?
- I'll buy.
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142. - Winning any?
- No.
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143. - Got a smoke for me, Jo?
- Yeah.
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144. - OK, what do you want to drink?
- White wine?
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145. I'll have white wine too, please.
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146. - George?
- Lite.
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147. Can I get two white wines,
two beers, and one of 'em lite?
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148. Dais?
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150. Yeah, if you like white bread.
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151. Rich white bread.
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152. Ladies? Here you go.
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153. For you.
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good in a coat like that, huh?
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156. Ten bucks says
I get three bull's-eyes in a row.
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159. - Three tequilas.
- This guy's nuts.
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160. Yeah.
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161. He said that he could hit three
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163. George.
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171. - But why can't we do it at my house?
- Lorna?
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175. Sure.
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177. Sorry, partner.
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178. OK. It's our turn, sweetheart.
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180. Right down here, honey.
The one with the orange stripe.
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181. Right on the orange, nice and easy.
Just send it right down there.
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182. Darn.
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188. Lorna!
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189. Isn't that the right word, Charlie?
Like in that pool-hall movie.
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190. Fast game.
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191. - Thanks.
- Thank you.
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192. - Quite a game.
- Anytime.
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- Hi, Mom.
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197. No. I went last night.
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198. I got to get lunch ready. Uncle Vic
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- Thanks a lot.
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202. Do you like it?
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- Hi, sweetheart.
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- I got a library card.
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211. - That's great. What'd you get?
- I got The Yellow House
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213. - She picked them herself.
- I'll bet. Are you hungry, Phoebes?
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- OK.
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no crust, coming right up.
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216. OK. Now, why don't you take your books
and your sandwich out on the porch?
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217. - And you know the rule, right?
- Don't get off the porch.
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221. - There you go.
- Thank you.
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the inside looked like.
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better than this, I promise you.
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224. - I'm impressed already.
- You want to see the best part?
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225. - Yeah.
- OK. Phoebe?
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226. - What?
- I'm going' upstairs, OK?
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227. - OK.
- Don't go out the porch.
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228. - Wow! This place is huge.
- Not bad for a summer cottage.
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Montrose for his English bride, Elizabeth.
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231. Watch your step.
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after a whirlwind romance.
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233. It's gorgeous.
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234. What a view!
Oh, I'd put a telescope right out here.
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235. This is where Elias would watch his ships
come in and unload their treasures.
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236. - Like what?
- Teas and spices from Ceylon.
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237. Silks, pearls, sapphires from India.
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238. I thought the only things that came
through Mystic were lobster and cod.
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Elias returned to Mystic
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to settle her affairs.
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241. On her way here, her ship was lost at sea.
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242. And old Elias spent all the rest
of the days of his life
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244. They say you can still hear his ghost
walking on this balcony on stormy nights.
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245. Of course, it could be this squeaky board.
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247. Wouldn't dare.
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248. There she is. That was going to be
my wedding present from Bill.
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249. It used to be called the Rose,
after his mom.
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250. The man is a prince, Jo.
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251. Miller Late.
I take it back - the man's a god.
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252. Dais, he keeps that there
for him and the guys.
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253. - Dais, he's not going to like that.
- Juju, relax! Trust me.
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254. You're going to wiggle your sweet ass,
and he's going to forget all about it.
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255. - St Katherine with a beer?
- I drink when I want.
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256. You're a real lush.
You screw ten guys a weekend, too.
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257. - No, that's your department.
- You're damn straight it is.
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258. This is very pleasant, OK?
Let's have some fun tonight, OK?
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259. Gosh, you know what I wish? I wish
Bill did not have such a gorgeous body.
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260. - Yeah, right!
- No, I mean it.
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261. It would make things so much easier.
I wouldn't think about him all the time.
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262. Gosh, you know something? I get really
turned on just looking at his wrists.
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263. - His wrists?
- Yes. They're so thick and strong.
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264. - Maybe something's the matter with me.
- I think so.
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265. - I think it's called being in love.
- Oh, no.
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266. - Are you saying I should married him?
- No, she's not.
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268. - No, that's just a shooting star.
- It's thrilling.
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a round head and a long blazing tail.
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270. I know what one looks like.
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271. A sperm. A big sperm.
She's got one on the ceiling.
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272. She goes to sleep every night
with a giant sperm flying over her head.
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273. You know what? Ten years from now,
she's going to be a famous astrologer.
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274. - Who are you going to be, Daisy?
- It's "astronomer".
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275. How the hell do I know where I'll be?
I could be dead for all I know.
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276. Daisy! That's bad luck.
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277. - Look, Jo, you've got Bill.
- Right.
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278. You've apparently got brains.
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280. - So to hell with both of you.
- No. I don't think so.
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281. - Come back here, Daisy.
- Daisy! Wait up.
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like this, Mrs. Abuja.
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285. The water pipes, they burst just about
every winter. My dad gets really pissed.
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286. Well, he gets very upset.
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287. Oh, there you are. You didn't tell me
you were going' out for dinner.
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288. - I didn't know I was.
- Well, you could stay here for dinner.
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289. - I got some nice lost...
- No, thanks, Ma.
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291. You don't have to come home so late.
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295. You are a very difficult woman to find.
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296. - Oh, yeah?
- Yes.
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298. Charles Gordon Windsor. Junior.
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299. Figures.
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300. - Can I get you something?
- No, thanks.
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301. But I think your mother could use a drink.
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you're not at your lvy League school,
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312. picking ivy, or whatever you do there?
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when I could be here with you?
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315. Oh.
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317. Exactly.
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318. I got nothing' against bums.
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enjoyed your dinners.
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327. The stars have been,
and still are, used by sailors
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328. to help them determine
their positions at sea.
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no roads or signposts
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where you can ask for directions.
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to toss around at sea
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of getting back home.
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at a given date and time,
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340. So what you would do is measure
each point, each star, with a sextant.
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- Hi. You were great.
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342. - I kind of flubbed it today.
- No, no. We both loved it.
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343. - Didn't we, Phoebe?
- Mommy, can we please go home?
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349. Yeah, in June, with the tourists.
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
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with this week's gastronomic report.
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358. A culinary disaster.
Overpriced and pretentious.
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359. We should get him to come here. A good
review would bring in tons of people.
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360. - I wouldn't let that moron in the door.
- Why not?
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362. - It'd taste like that magazine there.
- Oh, come on, Leona.
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smoked clams, sun-dried tomatoes...
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- Listen, young ladies.
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The Mystic Pizza.
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367. My grandfather taught my father
how to make it. And my father taught me.
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368. And one of these days, when I retire,
I just might teach one of you.
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- Leona?
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379. - Mommy lives in England now.
- Oh, no, she doesn't.
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She'll be home in a few weeks.
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383. - Well, of course not.
- OK.
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I'll read you to sleep.
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she picks these things up.
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388. - Read!
- All righty. I hear and obey, master.
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- Good night, Kat.
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- Be right there.
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399. Coming, master.
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breathtaking than the next.
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and weighs a whopping 4,000 pounds.
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402. It's the world's only
marble-top extension table.
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403. It took 15 craftsmen a year to build.
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404. If you're wondering if this is the ultimate
fairy-tale home, check out the bedroom...
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405. Hi, Kat.
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406. Mrs Post's daughter,
the privileged princess,
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407. awoke to flowers on the walls,
on the silver door hinges,
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408. even on the four-poster bed.
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409. "Lifestyles " is proud to bring you
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410. this once-in-a-lifetime look
at America's number one home.
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411. - I can relate.
- Over lunch on the patio...
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412. Nice sweater.
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413. - Kat?
- Good night.
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414. - Whose sweater?
- Tim's.
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415. Tim's?
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416. - So it's "Tim" now?
- Shut up.
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417. - What's going on?
- Nothing.
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418. Daisy, I'm his baby-sitter,
and it got chilly tonight.
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419. And he's married.
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420. If he weren't married,
he wouldn't need a baby-sitter.
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421. Looks to me like
he's puttin' the moves on you.
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422. - You're disgusting.
- OK.
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423. I'm disgusting. But just in case...
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424. The guy wears 'em.
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425. Daisy...!
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426. Jojo!
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427. Where is she? Kat, have you seen Jojo?
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428. Just a minute.
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429. Hi.
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430. Hi.
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431. Sorry, Leona.
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432. Hey, Kat. Table six wants dessert.
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433. Ah, I'd love to stay and chat.
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434. - Here you go.
- Miss, this pizza is unbelievable.
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435. - Thank you.
- What is in that sauce?
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436. Oh, I'm sorry. That's top secret.
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437. She won't even tell us what's in it.
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438. Here you go.
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439. Hey, Jo, can you switch days off with me?
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440. - I guess so. Why? What's up?
- Tim needs me on Friday.
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441. Don't do it, Jo. You'll be contributing
to the downfall of a saint.
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442. Butt out, will you? Let's talk
about the preppy with the Porsche.
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443. Holy shit!
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444. - What?
- Oh, nothing.
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445. Come on. Let's go.
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446. Daisy.
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447. Make yourself comfortable.
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448. What's the matter?
Can't afford to pay your light bill?
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449. My father turns off all the power
when nobody's here.
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450. - You're here.
- Yeah...
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451. But he doesn't wanna be reminded.
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452. Is it OK to sit on the sofa?
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453. You can do anything you want on it.
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454. It must get kinda lonely here.
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455. I kinda like it this time of year.
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456. No one's around.
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457. It's nice and quiet.
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458. Is this a habit with you?
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459. Picking up townies and luring them
to your big, fancy house?
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460. You're the first.
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461. So how is it?
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462. So far... it's pretty nice.
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463. And for you?
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464. Dais?
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465. Charlie? Follow the breadcrumbs.
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466. This is my parents' room.
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467. I figured.
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468. Is that my father's shirt?
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469. D'you think he'll miss it?
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470. No.
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471. Hey, Junior.
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472. Yeah... Arujo?
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473. Dais.
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474. I told you I was taking'
a vacation from law school.
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475. Yeah?
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476. I was thrown out.
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477. I cheated on a final.
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478. Why?
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479. I panicked.
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480. I was flunking a course, and I panicked.
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481. People flunk courses.
It happens all the time.
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482. But not to me.
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483. Not to Chuck Windsor's son.
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484. You shouldn't have lied.
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485. But I'm glad you told me.
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486. Don't do it again.
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487. Which? Cheat or lie?
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488. Either.
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489. - Hi, Kat.
- How was the poker game?
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490. Great. I won a buck more than I owe you.
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491. - I just checked on Phoebe.
- How is she?
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492. Fine. I hope you don't mind
my using the telescope.
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493. No, no. I'm delighted
to have someone use the thing.
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494. You want a soda or some juice?
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495. I'll have some wine.
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496. - What's up there, anyway?
- Well, have a look.
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497. I see kind of a... fuzzy clump.
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498. That's Pleiades, the Seven Sisters.
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499. Do you see six bright stars
and one very faint one?
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500. Yeah.
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501. That's actually a cluster
of several hundred stars.
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502. Only those few are visible from here.
They're over 400 light years from Earth.
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503. They're a sign of fall.
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504. Am I babbling?
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505. Yeah.
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506. No...
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507. I mean, I like it.
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508. OK, then, I'll tell you one more thing.
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509. It's a great night to spot comets.
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510. New moon, dark skies...
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511. May I propose a toast?
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512. - Sure.
- To new moons, dark skies... and comets.
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513. Fuzzy clump.
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514. - Let me take this off.
- OK.
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515. Be careful, Bill. It's expensive.
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516. Here we go.
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517. I can't do this with him starin' at me.
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518. - Let's just go to my room.
- Are you crazy? Your parents are home.
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519. No, no. They're asleep.
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520. - Yeah?
- Mm-hm.
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521. - I'm goin' home.
- What?
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522. Bill!
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523. No, please. Please, Bill. Please don't.
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524. Jo...
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525. - I gotta go.
- Just one more kiss.
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526. - What are you doin'?
- Poor little thing.
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527. All it needs is a little bit of fresh air.
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528. - Jo!
- What?
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529. I'm tellin' you, I love you.
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530. - I think we should make a commitment.
- OK.
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531. But... first things first, though.
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532. - Cut it out!
- What?
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533. Jo!
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534. Come on. I'm tellin' ya,
I think we ought to get married.
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535. Bill, if you say that word one more time
to me, I'm gonna scream.
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536. Married.
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537. Holy shit!
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538. - No, Pops!
- Listen, Mr Barboza. Nothing happened.
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539. Listen, I promise you...
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540. It's not what you think.
Good night, Mrs Barboza.
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541. Get the hell outta here!
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542. - Thank you, Mr Barboza!
- Run, Bill, run!
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543. - Josephina!
- Son of a bitch!
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544. So there's Pops, all 130 pounds of him,
tryin' to knock the shit out of Bill.
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545. Bill's just standin' there tryin' to be polite
and pullin' his pants up at the same time.
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546. - I nearly peed in my pants.
- So close to a clean getaway.
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547. Where's the prince of prep school
this weekend?
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548. In Greenwich visiting his grandmother.
She's 90 and drives her own Rolls.
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549. - Big deal.
- He'll be back Sunday night.
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550. Hey, Jo!
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551. Whaddaya think?
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552. That isn't funny!
Whose side are you guys on?
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553. You know something, Bill?
You are a real asshole!
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554. - What?
- Thank God I didn't marry him.
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555. What, you think this is
gonna make me marry you? Do you?
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556. Well, it's not, cos I don't have to
marry an asshole. It's the '80s.
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557. - Why would I marry an asshole?
- Jo, come on.
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558. You can't force me to do something
I'm not ready to do, Bill.
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559. - Come on! I was joking.
- And until I am, if I ever am,
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560. the answer is no.
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561. - But it's just a joke.
- No!
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562. Man!
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563. Asshole.
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564. There is no way in the world... He's sayin'
he brings in more than we do. No way.
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565. Jojo, would you hurry up?
He's gonna see us.
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566. - Hey, Bill! Get your dumb butt out here.
- Shut up. We shouldn't be doing this.
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567. What has he got back here?
I mean, God, what a stink.
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568. I told you he had a spare key.
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569. Come on, let's go.
Wait, Kat. I can't drive. I'm too plastered.
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570. There you go. This is so great.
This is just too great.
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571. "Nympho", my ass.
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572. Get a horse, you asshole.
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573. Ooh your kisses
sweeter than honey
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574. But guess what? So is my money
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575. All I want you to do for me
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576. Is give it to me
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577. Respect, just a little bit
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578. Just a little bit
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579. R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
find out what it means to me
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580. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, take care, TCB
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581. Sock it to me sock it to me
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582. Hey, you guys. Where are we going?
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583. - The country club.
- Yes!
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584. - Come on. It's gonna be great.
- No, you guys. No.
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585. - Why?
- Come on, live a little.
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586. Kitty-cat Kat?
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587. Shit.
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588. We made it.
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589. - Oh, boy.
- Can I have a smoke?
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590. Yes.
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591. Thanks.
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592. - This is really the life, huh?
- Absolutely.
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593. Hey, Dais? You wanna do the jitterbug?
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594. Do I wanna do the jitterbug? I lead.
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595. Hold this for me, Kat.
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596. Come on, you guys. Let's get goin'.
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597. - Why?
- Cos it's boring.
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598. It isn't boring, this is fun.
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599. You gotta relax and enjoy yourself.
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600. "Outta town".
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601. Son of a bitch!
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602. I'm gonna kill him! I'm so stupid!
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603. It's OK, Dais. Please?
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604. - Gimme the keys.
- No, Dais, I'll drive.
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605. Gimme the keys, Kat.
Gimme the goddamn key!
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606. Kat... Daisy, you don't need the key.
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607. What are you going to do with the car?
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608. Jo, we gotta stop her.
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609. - Daisy, no!
- Daisy, what are you doing?
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610. - My car!
- It's beautiful.
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611. - What are you doing?
- Greenwich, my ass!
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612. Daisy, look.
Daisy, this is Serena Windsor, my sister.
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613. Serena, this is Daisy Arujo.
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614. Daisy.
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615. Hi.
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616. Hi.
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617. How was I to know? You said
you were at your grandmother's.
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618. My grandmother had a migraine. I called
you when I came back. You were out.
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619. - I fucked up.
- Yeah, but you gave it 100% effort.
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620. - You're weird.
- I'm weird?
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621. Think you can give us a lift?
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622. - Bill.
- Hey.
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623. I'm sorry for taking the truck.
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624. That's OK. I'm sorry, too.
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625. I took it off.
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626. Guess what. My sister and her husband
are going to Marblehead for three days.
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627. - Yeah?
- What do you mean, "yeah"?
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628. Bill, we have the apartment
for three days and three nights.
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629. - Yeah, well, I don't think so, Jo.
- What, are you crazy, Bill?
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630. - Three whole nights.
- Yeah, I heard ya.
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631. I don't want to.
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632. Bill, I said I was sorry.
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633. Your parents' place, my parents' place,
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634. your sister's apartment,
the damn john at the pizza parlour.
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635. What, Jake?
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636. I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you.
Doesn't that mean anything to you?
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637. When people love each other,
they should make a commitment.
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638. They should have a wedding, in a church,
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639. with the blessings of God, for chrissakes!
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640. Don't you get it, Jo?
I'm telling you that I love you.
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641. And all you love is my dick.
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642. Do you know how that makes me feel?
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643. I...
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644. I'm sorry.
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645. Come on, let's go.
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646. I'm finished, Jo. I can't do this any more.
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647. Let's go!
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648. Hi, Manny.
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649. Hi, how's it goin'?
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650. What? What are you guys looking at?
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651. You're three hours early.
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652. - Yeah. So?
- Yeah, so you look kinda weird.
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653. - What's up?
- Nothing. Nothing much.
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654. You pregnant, Jojo?
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655. Bite your tongue, Leona.
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656. Somethin's goin' on.
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657. It's just... It's just that
I broke up with Bill this morning.
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658. - Oh, shit!
- No. It's no big deal. Really.
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659. I mean, Bill and I haven't been
getting along at all, and...
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660. I just couldn't do it any more,
so I told him, and...
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661. You know, he got real upset
and started to cry.
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662. But I had to do it, you know?
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663. Hey, it's OK. I mean, it had to happen.
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664. I'm fine. In fact, I don't know,
I feel kinda good.
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665. I mean, if you think about it,
Bill and I are so different.
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666. Everything he wants, I don't.
The marriage, the kids, all that stuff.
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667. I mean, I really want that stuff.
Real bad. I just don't want it now.
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668. He doesn't understand.
If he really loved me, he'd wait.
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669. But I guess if I really loved him,
I'd marry him.
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670. Maybe I don't love Bill.
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671. But I really do love Bill, though.
He really... He understands me so well.
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672. No, no. You guys are right.
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673. I don't need Bill.
I've got a lot of things going.
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674. - Leona?
- What is it, honey?
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675. One of these days you're gonna tell me
what you put in that pizza.
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676. When you retire, right?
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677. Absolutely. When I retire.
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678. OK. So I could run this place, and...
I don't need Bill to do that.
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679. And, Kat, you're not the only one
with brains. I could go to college.
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680. I could take that course.
What is it? Economics.
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681. OK. Thanks, you guys.
You guys are great.
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682. You know, helping me out, supporting
me, telling me I made the right decision.
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683. I think I have to go to the bathroom.
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684. Men!
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685. - Hi. I'm home.
- Hi. How's Mrs Farley today?
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686. Oh, fine. She only called four times,
but it looks like we'll wrap it up on time.
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687. - Hey, Phoebe.
- Hi.
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688. Did you catch anything?
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689. - She sure is in a good mood.
- She's excited about Mom coming home.
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690. Yeah. Just a little while longer.
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691. - What's she like?
- Who?
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692. - Mrs Travers.
- Nikki?
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693. - What do you wanna know?
- Where'd you meet her?
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694. - At school.
- Yale?
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695. Freshman year. It's funny to think
you have all that in front of you.
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696. I look at the way you examine everything,
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697. and I remember exactly how I felt
when I started Yale.
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698. - How did you feel?
- Scared shitless.
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699. But great. I mean, it was so exciting.
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700. I felt like I was really gonna... Iive.
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701. And you did, didn't you?
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702. Yeah, sure. Here I am.
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703. Aw, Kat. Stuff happens.
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704. What can I say?
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705. Hey, aren't they gonna kill you
at that pizza place?
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706. No, they'll cover for me.
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707. Hey, rascal. Come here.
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708. Gotcha! And I'm gonna
squeeze you like a ball.
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709. - Fly me.
- You wanna fly? OK.
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710. Shit! Where the hell is Kat? She was
supposed to be here half an hour ago.
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711. - Easy!
- Oh, yeah. She called.
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712. They needed her baby-sitting.
She said you'd cover for her.
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713. I'm supposed to have dinner with
Charlie's parents tonight. She knows that.
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714. Shit!
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715. - I'm gonna kill her.
- Take it easy. You're not missin' much.
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716. My dad is not exactly a load of laughs.
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717. - Your mom's gonna think I blew her off.
- My mother doesn't think. Don't worry.
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718. - We'll do it another time.
- All right.
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719. - I'll call ya.
- OK.
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720. That's what you're drivin' these days?
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721. Well, it smells a hell of a lot
better than the Porsche.
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722. Right.
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723. Hi, Dais.
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724. Hey, I'm sorry I didn't show up.
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725. I said I'm sorry. Why are you
being such a bitch about it?
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726. Right. I'm a bitch and you're an angel,
no matter what.
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727. Should have been stamped
on our birth certificates.
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728. What the hell's the big deal?
You unload shifts on me.
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729. Well, you knew I was supposed to meet
Charlie's parents tonight.
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730. - Dais, I'm sorry. I forgot.
- Tim needed you, right?
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731. Just what the hell do you two do
together? That's what I'd like to know.
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732. - To you, it would sound stupid.
- It would sound pathetic.
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733. Daddy boffing the baby-sitter is a really
old story. It happens all the time.
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734. We talk, we read,
we listen to Mozart sometimes...
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735. You really believe this 30-year-old guy
is gonna leave his wife for you?
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736. You're livin' in
a fuckin' romance novel, Kat.
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737. Oh, yeah. Boffing, fucking, screwing.
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738. The great Daisy. Nobody's fool.
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739. Why don't you start taking cash for
your services? It would be more honest.
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740. Wipe your conscience.
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741. Shit!
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742. - Jojo. Pick up.
- OK, I'm coming.
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743. OK, two lite beers.
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744. This is my table.
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745. Can we change that sausage
to pepperoni?
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746. Sure. Why not?
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747. Hey, Jo. Do me a favour.
Sit for Phoebe tomorrow?
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748. Yeah, right.
Baby-sittin' for the baby-sitter?
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749. I think I'm gonna puke.
Yeah, I'll do it, Kit-Kat.
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750. - You know, I feel a little ridiculous.
- You're not scared, are you?
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751. - Stormy nights?
- Kat, it's just a story.
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752. We'll see.
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753. Hope old Elias like pizza.
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754. Come on, let's eat.
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755. It'll be a shame
when they finish this place.
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756. Yeah. We all wish
we could stop time, don't we?
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757. Well, I'm afraid it won't work.
Soon you'll be at school.
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758. Contractor'll take over from here.
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759. Nikki comes home.
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760. What was that?
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761. - Elias Montrose!
- I told you so.
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762. Wait here.
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763. Run, run, run.
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764. Oh, there they are.
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765. How's your mother, Kat?
Did you get her the medicine in time?
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766. Nikki.
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767. - Welcome home.
- Thanks.
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768. I was lucky. I caught that morning plane.
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769. - Well, you look great.
- Yeah, so do you.
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770. Hi. I'm Nikki Travers. You must be Kat.
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771. Oh, I hope your mother's feeling better.
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772. Well, thank you for everything
that you've done for Phoebe.
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773. You're all she talks about on the phone.
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774. She's a wonderful little girl.
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775. Kat, we should really get goin'.
Cos your mom must want us back.
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776. Nice meeting you, Mr Travers.
Nice meeting you, Mrs Travers.
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777. Tim, aren't you forgetting something?
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778. - Jojo, how much do we owe you?
- Oh, no. That's OK.
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779. I don't need any money.
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780. Thanks. Come on, Kat.
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781. Kat, I didn't know what to say.
The doorbell rang, I thought it was you,
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782. and there was this person
just standing there. I almost...
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783. I almost peed in my pants.
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784. I don't think she knows.
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785. OK, all right, so he had his arm
around you. So what, right?
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786. I mean, what if your mother had died?
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787. He was just being nice.
People do that, you know.
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788. She might know, though.
She looks really smart.
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789. Holy shit, Kat. You don't think
she'd come after you or anything, do you?
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790. No, she wouldn't do that.
I don't think she would do that.
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791. Oh, God, Kat. Well, at least it isn't
your fault, you know. It's not your fault.
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792. Oh, God. Kat, this is
really heavy-duty stuff here.
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793. God, I thought I had problems,
but I mean, I do...
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794. At least with Bill,
what you see is what you get.
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795. But that gutless wonder back there -
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796. he makes Bill look like
the catch of all time.
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797. Don't wear my boots again, OK?
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798. They're nice boots, Kat.
I'd like to keep it that way.
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799. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't use
my comb, either. It's full of scuzz.
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800. Kat, are you alive?
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801. What's the matter?
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802. What happened?
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803. - She came back tonight.
- Shit.
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804. He just stood there.
He didn't even say a word to me.
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805. It's all right.
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806. It's gonna be tough,
but you're gonna be all right.
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807. I just feel so stupid.
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808. Why does it hurt so much?
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809. - Let me get you a cup of tea.
- No, please. Please, just stay with me.
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810. Kat! Order up.
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811. Oh, 'scuse me. Sorry.
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812. - Excuse me. This isn't cooked.
- Sorry.
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813. - Hi. Ready to order?
- Yes, I believe I am.
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814. The... Mystic Pizza.
I assume that's the house special.
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815. Yes, sir. That's the special.
There's nothing like it.
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816. And bring me
a fresh glass of water, please.
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817. - Sure. Do you want some ice in it?
- No. No ice.
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818. Leona, I need the best Mystic Pizza
you've ever made.
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819. - Why?
- The Fireside Gourmet. He's here.
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820. Look.
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821. - So what?
- Leona!
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822. - Take your pick.
- This.
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823. Holy Mary, Mother of God.
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824. Anything else, sir? A side of clams?
We have a wonderful small house salad.
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825. No, thank you. Just the check, please.
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826. The check? You're through?
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827. Yes.
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828. Here you go. I'll get a box
so you can take the rest home.
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829. No, thank you.
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830. Excuse me.
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831. Somebody ought to ram
fried goat cheese up his ass.
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832. Lobster for breakfast,
lobster for lunch...
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833. Fuckin' lotta lobsters here.
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834. Ma? I'm not gonna be able to
take you to the potluck tomorrow.
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835. Charlie invited me to dinner
to meet his family.
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836. - What do you think about that?
- Guess I could get a ride with Louisa.
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837. - I mean about Charlie.
- He's not a Catholic.
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838. Or a Portuguese, or poor.
He's not a lot of things.
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839. - He's not gonna marry you, either.
- Are you kidding?
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840. Marriage? I'm talking about
dinner with his parents.
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841. Sure. What do I know, anyway?
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842. You think I always looked like this?
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843. When I was your age, you think
they weren't sniffin' around after me?
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844. Different clothes, same line.
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845. - Only I had sense.
- Thank you very much.
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846. Well, I didn't go jump in the back seat
of every sports car that came along.
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847. - You're really good at this, Ma.
- At what?
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848. Making me feel like shit.
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849. I cursed.
Another mark against Daisy, right?
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850. I curse, I'm stupid, I'm a slut.
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851. All I want is for you
to make something of yourself!
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852. Yeah? Well, I'm not gonna go to Yale.
You're just gonna have to deal with that.
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853. I don't expect you to go to Yale.
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854. I'm just so worried about you.
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855. Yeah.
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856. Me too.
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857. Thank you.
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858. Oh, it looks marvellous, Elaine.
Thank you very much. Thank you, Teresa.
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859. Dig in, everybody.
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860. Out of this world, Polly. It's so tender.
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861. Mom, do you want my green stuff?
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862. That's called the tomalley, Steamer.
It's the best part.
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863. It's the shit, Steam. Don't eat it.
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864. - Do you want a beer?
- No, thanks.
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865. Anybody else?
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866. - Daisy.
- Teresa. You work here?
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867. I help out Mrs Windsor once in a while.
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868. - You still waitressin' at the Pizza?
- Teresa?
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869. - Yes, sir?
- How's your lobster?
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870. It's really delicious.
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871. Charlie didn't tell us that
you were in the pizza business, Daisy.
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872. Mrs Windsor and I consider ourselves
pizza connoisseurs.
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873. - Really?
- I worked in a pizza place one summer.
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874. Up at the Cape. Remember, Mom?
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875. There's nothing wrong
with being a waitress.
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876. A noble profession, right?
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877. Certainly a profession, at any rate.
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878. - As opposed to what I do.
- Just what is it you do?
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879. - Chuck...
- It's all right, Polly.
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880. I so rarely get to meet a man of leisure.
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881. Much less a close relative.
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882. Well, I owe it all to you, Dad.
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883. You gave me all the advantages
that you never had.
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884. When Dad was my age,
he was a steampipe fitter.
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885. - Show her the calluses.
- Cut it out, Charlie.
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886. Who would like more
sour cream on their potato?
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887. Oh, I do, please.
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888. - I'm so sorry.
- It's all right, Teresa.
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889. These Portuguese girls
are very hard to train.
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890. I had one once who barely spoke...
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891. - English?
- I didn't mean your friend.
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892. - So what did you mean?
- Charles.
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893. I'm just clearin' the air, Dad.
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894. Aunt Tweedy...
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895. You can't even train
your own husband to sleep at home.
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896. And Dad's big frustration in life
is that he can't train me.
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897. - isn't that right, Dad?
- Charlie!
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898. - Everyone knows I can't cut the mustard.
- You listen to me...
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899. If you can't train a golden boy like me,
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900. there's no way you're gonna train
a dumb Portuguese.
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901. - I said that's enough!
- OK. So I guess dinner is over.
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902. - Dammit, Charlie.
- Daisy?
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903. Charles? Charles, you come back here!
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904. Dais? Look, I'm sorry, all right?
But they deserved it.
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905. - I couldn't let 'em do that to you.
- Me? You did that for yourself.
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906. They were bein' real jerks!
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907. The only jerk at that table was you.
They were just being themselves.
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908. Bring home your poor Portuguese girlfriend
for dinner, shake up the family a little.
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909. - That's not true.
- I'm poor, and I hate it. I admit it.
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910. I even thought I was desperate,
but I'm not half as desperate as you are.
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911. I would never use you
to get at somebody.
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912. Your father didn't cheat his way out of
law school. You did that all on your own.
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913. Deal with it, Junior.
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914. You're not even good enough for me.
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915. Teresa? Can you give me a ride?
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916. I wanna go home.
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917. Kat...
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918. Oh, my God.
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919. Hi.
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920. Hi, Phoebe.
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921. Phoebe wanted to say goodbye.
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922. - Goodbye, Phoebe.
- Bye.
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923. - Keep going to the library, OK?
- OK.
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924. Take care.
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925. This is for you.
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926. It's for Yale.
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927. All those stars and comets
don't come cheap.
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928. Thank you.
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929. Goodbye, Tim.
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930. Yeah. Well, I guess... we better go.
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931. Bye, Kat.
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932. Kat?
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933. Are you out of your mind?
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934. If you initial this, you can still cash it.
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935. She doesn't need the money that bad.
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936. Oh, yeah? How is she gonna pay for Yale?
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937. She'll find a way.
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938. What now?
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939. ..a hole in the wall
called the Mystic Pizza.
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940. - Moron.
- The atmosphere was rustic,
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941. the service was oversolicitous.
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942. - Is that good?
- Now, I am not a pizza person.
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943. I am not particularly
fond of cheesy cuisine,
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944. and this pizza is...
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945. How shall I say this? In a word...
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946. superb.
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947. I ordered the house speciality,
the Mystic Pizza. Mystic indeed.
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948. Exactly the right blend
of cheese and tomatoes and spices
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949. that I can't quite identify.
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950. You bet your ass you can't.
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951. That's the Mystic Pizza,
in Mystic, Connecticut.
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952. I have to give them my highest rating.
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953. Four stars.
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954. And you thought the man was a moron.
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955. Hello, Mystic Pizza.
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956. I beg your pardon?
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957. No, no. No reservations are necessary.
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958. Reservations!
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959. Yes. Yes, Main Street.
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960. This is Hector Pleshette wishing you...
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961. Bill, this is important.
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962. I don't want you to get the wrong idea,
but I gotta maintain my own identity.
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963. Maintain your own identity.
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964. Right. I mean,
I understand about commitment,
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965. and I love you more than anything.
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966. But you gotta know exactly where I stand,
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967. because absolutely nothing has changed.
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968. Except your name.
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969. Except my name.
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970. Who you wanna dance with, me or Kat?
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971. Not you.
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972. It's for Yale.
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973. You'll pay me back.
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974. - No, l...
- No, Vic and I talked about this.
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975. We don't have any kids of our own.
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976. Daisy, Jojo... you.
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977. You're my kids. So...
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978. Thanks, Leona.
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979. Hey! You're messin' up my dress.
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980. Karen, you wanna take this out?
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981. It's a great party.
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982. What do you want, Charlie?
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983. Listen.
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984. What you said about me and my father...
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985. You were right.
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986. - So?
- I owe you an apology.
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987. OK.
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988. So...
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989. So?
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990. So you like chocolate ice cream?
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991. It's my favourite.
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992. Well, this must be your lucky night.
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993. Keep it up.
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994. Thought I'd find you out here.
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995. I see you had some company in there.
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996. Who knows?
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997. God, next Thursday's Thanksgiving.
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998. Soon I'll be at college.
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999. - Do me a favour?
- What's that?
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1000. Next time you take on a Yalie,
pick one your own age?
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1001. - Who knows?
- Hey, you guys.
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1002. You're not gonna believe what Bill's mom
just said to me. You're gonna die.
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1003. She came up to me and she said "So,
when am I gonna hear some good news?"
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1004. I mean, I've been married two hours
and she wants me knocked up already!
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1005. I really love you guys.
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1006. - You know what I wonder?
- What?
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1007. What the hell do you think
Leona really puts in that pizza?
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