1. It's been such a long time.
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on this train forever.
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3. Hey!
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4. Ah?
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5. - How much longer till Memphis?
- Two more days.
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6. There's a time difference in America.
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7. Memphis. Memphis, Tennessee.
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8. All off for Memphis.
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9. Jun! Memphis - we're here! We're here!
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10. And two days early too.
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11. Attention, passengers.
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12. City of New Orleans
now departing for Batesville...
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13. Winona, McComb and New Orleans.
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14. Track 3. All aboard.
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15. Aah!
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16. Great echo.
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17. - Hi.
- Yeah.
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18. It's a lot different than Yokohama station.
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19. I like Yokohama station better.
It's modern.
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20. Are you kidding?
Memphis station is a lot better.
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21. It's antique and has a nice atmosphere.
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23. Modern atmosphere.
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24. I like it here better.
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25. Uh, excuse me. Excuse me.
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26. Y'all got some... matches?
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27. - "Matches"?
- Yes. Matches.
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28. - Oh! Matches.
- Matches.
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29. Yes, please!
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30. A light.
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31. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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32. Hey. He spoke Japanese.
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33. Thank you very much!
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35. The River Cities, originating in Kansas City,
has been delayed in Carbondale, Illinois.
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36. She will be arriving 5:05 p.m. on Track 3.
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37. Sun Studio's at 706 Union Avenue.
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38. But you know, I still would rather
go to Graceland first -
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39. Elvis's house.
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40. Sun Studio first.
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43. they all recorded there.
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44. Not just Elvis.
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45. Carl Perkins.
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46. Yeah, but Elvis is still the King.
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47. Okay, okay.
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48. Graceland first,
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49. Then we'll go to Graceland first?
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50. Great!
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51. Let's go.
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52. Wait.
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53. Maybe we should go to Sun Studio.
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54. No. Graceland.
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55. "Chowser Street."
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56. Look! Sun Studio.
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57. I thought we were going to Graceland.
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58. Yeah, so did I.
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59. Hi. How y'all doin' today?
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60. Would you please organize yourselves
in a little line right here?
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61. Tour's about to begin.
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62. The Sun Record Company
in Memphis, Tennessee...
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63. was first opened by radio announcer and
record engineer Sam Phillips in the year 1952.
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64. His first objective was to record
some of the race music...
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65. that had come up from the Delta,
but was being recorded up north.
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66. Sam thought - and I quote - "Well, why
should they have to go up north to record it
when I can record it right here?"
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67. Well, it was right here in this very room
where Mr. Phillips recorded the likes
of Howlin' Wolf, Rufus Thomas...
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68. Charlie Feathers, the Prisonaires,
James Cotton, Johnny Cash...
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69. Billy Lee Riley, Carl Perkins, Roy Orbison,
Jerry Lee Lewis...
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70. and, of course, the king of rock and roll
himself - Elvis Presley.
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71. In June 1953, this young man just graduated
from Humes High School...
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72. and he found his way on over
to Sun Studio and recorded a song...
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73. that he said was for his mom's birthday,
but his mom's birthday was months away, so -
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74. Anyway, Sam finally found a song he liked
and he said - and I quote -
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75. "That's what I like. That's what I'm lookin' for.
That's more like it. Y'all keep playin'." End quote.
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76. Well, they were excited. They got a song
that was soon played on the radio...
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77. by deejay Dewey Phillips in the year 1954,
probably July 9 or 10.
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78. He would have to play that song somewhere
between seven and 11 times that night.
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79. Well, the switchboard stayed lit up there.
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80. People wanted to know
if he was black, if he was white.
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81. White callers would call.
Black callers would call.
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82. The bottom line was
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83. She talks so fast.
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84. I'm all worn out.
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85. Not Graceland right now.
Is that okay?
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86. Yeah. It's okay with me.
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87. But I was sort of looking forward
to Graceland.
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88. Really? I thought you didn't want to go.
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89. Let's just walk around.
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90. Okay.
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91. Hey, my turn in front.
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92. Jesus. What am I - fuckin' stupid?
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93. Hi. Fish?
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94. Uh, no. Just -
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95. Mmm! Cadillac.
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96. Elvis Presley.
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97. King.
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98. Carl Perkins was better.
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99. Elvis.
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100. - Carl Perkins.
- Elvis.
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101. - Carl Perkins.
- Elvis.
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102. Carl Perkins.
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103. Elvis.
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104. King.
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105. You know, Memphis does look
like Yokohama.
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106. Just more space.
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107. If you took away
60% of the buildings in Yokohama...
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108. it would look like this.
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109. This doesn't look anything like Yokohama.
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110. This is America. And the city of Elvis.
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111. We didn't have Elvis in Japan.
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112. This is nothing like Japan.
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113. Tobacco.
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114. Oh, fuck. Don't get in
my brother's shit like that.
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115. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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116. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Come jumpin' down my collar.
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117. You got a lot of nerve -
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118. Look! A hotel.
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119. Looks like a fun one.
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120. Should we stay there?
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121. Hey, silver fox!
Where's the fire? Where you goin'?
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122. Well, what about on Jupiter?
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123. At the time of his death,
if he were on Jupiter, uh...
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124. Elvis would've weighed 648 pounds.
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125. 648?
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126. Damn.
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127. Hi! Good night!
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128. Good night. How may I help you?
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129. Um, we would like
most cheap room, please.
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130. Do you have?
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131. All our rooms for two people
are the same rate.
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132. Oh.
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133. - What'd he say?
- I'm not exactly sure.
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134. I'm sorry. That is too expensive.
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135. Our rooms are $22 per night.
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136. For two.
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137. Pay in advance.
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138. Ah. I see.
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139. I think it's $22.
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140. Okay.
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141. Ten, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 -
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142. Twenty-two.
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143. Okay. Thank you.
This night, $22.
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144. Thank you.
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145. Room 27.
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146. And don't forget to, uh,
help 'em with the luggage.
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147. Thank you.
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148. Good night. Have a nice job.
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149. Good night. Have a nice night.
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150. Thank you!
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151. There he is again.
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152. Yeah, and no Carl Perkins.
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153. No TV.
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154. No TV.
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155. Ah! Yes, hello! Thank you!
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156. - Please wait.
- Yeah, sure. You're welcome.
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157. Please wait. Thank you.
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158. Please. This plum from Japan.
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159. - Please.
- From Japan?
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160. Yes. This plum from Japan.
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161. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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162. - Thank you.
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163. Watch it.
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164. Jun, why do you always take pictures
of the rooms we stay in...
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165. and never what we see outside
while we travel?
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166. Those other things are in my memory.
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167. The hotel rooms and the airports
are the things I'll forget.
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168. Yeah. I guess so.
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169. Oh. Did I show you my important discoveries?
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170. Room 25.
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171. - Look at him.
- Hmm?
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172. King.
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173. Study his face carefully.
Now look at this.
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174. This guy was an ancient Middle Eastern king.
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175. Looks just like him, right?
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176. Elvis as the Buddha.
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177. And ta-da!
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178. Special!
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179. The Statue of Liberty in New York - she's Elvis too.
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180. See?
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181. Mmm.
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182. Elvis was even more influential
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185. Here. Look.
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186. Madonna looks like Elvis too.
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187. Oh, no, not Madonna.
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188. Give me a break.
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189. Well, I don't think
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190. Yeah, you're probably right.
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191. - You gonna eat it?
- No. I ain't gonna eat that thing.
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192. Hey. That's my plum.
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194. Are you unhappy?
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195. I'm very happy.
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196. That's just the way my face is.
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197. Can't I do anything to cheer you up?
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198. Now you look a little happier.
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199. Wait. Let me light it for you.
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200. Thanks.
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201. So now do you feel a little happier?
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202. I feel the same.
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203. I was already happy.
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204. Don't you think you wear
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205. Mmm.
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207. Memphis.
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208. Is it like Yokohama
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209. No, nothing like that.
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210. This isn't Yokohama.
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211. This is America.
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216. It feels cool to be in Memphis.
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217. Nothing on now.
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218. Mitzuko.
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219. Hmm?
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about their hairstyle?
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and this is number 11 -
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thought about my hairstyle.
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224. - Eleven?
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225. And if that's what you're thinking,
try shaving first next time.
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226. It hurts my face.
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227. But I just shaved two days ago.
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228. That's Mel, our engineer.
Just coffee, huh?
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229. I love ya.
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230. Well, yes, sir, that's another classic
from Mr. Roy Orbison...
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231. along with the Roses - previously known
as the Teen Kings for you trivia fans -
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232. with "Domino" here.
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233. You're on the air until dawn.
It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.
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234. Right now, here's another one recorded
at Sun Studios, this time by the King himself.
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235. That's right. Mr. Elvis Presley...
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early, early morning favorites...
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237. "Blue Moon."
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238. - Jun.
- Hmm?
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239. Hold me.
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240. Damn.
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241. You'd think they could get me a new uniform,
man. This one is shot to hell. Look at this.
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242. Well, you should do like I do.
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243. Should go over and buy
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244. over at Lansky's or somewhere like that.
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245. I mean, you know, it's like they say -
"The clothes make the man."
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246. I mean, look at that damn hat
on your head.
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247. You look like a damn
mosquito-legged chimpanzee.
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248. I mean -
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249. Mitzuko.
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250. Wake up. It's morning.
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251. The hotel is on fire.
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252. Mmm.
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253. Don't you want to go to Graceland?
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254. Home of Elvis Presley.
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255. Let me sleep.
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256. It's my favorite thing - to sleep.
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257. You sleep too much.
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258. You spend half your life in your dreams.
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259. Yeah.
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260. But sleep is wonderful.
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261. And when you're dead,
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262. Which means no more dreams.
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263. Don't forget these.
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264. Those? But they belong to the hotel.
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265. In America, towels are included
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266. Everyone knows that.
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267. Well, they won't really fit in here.
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268. That's because you have
a hundred T-shirts in there.
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269. I only brought two shirts.
Get rid of some T-shirts.
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271. We're not getting rid of any of these!
Never, never, never! Never!
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273. But not both of them.
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275. - The one I used is drier.
- Yeah, but mine's cleaner.
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276. You didn't take a bath.
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277. Pack it neatly.
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278. Was that a gun?
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279. Probably. This is America.
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280. That's everything, isn't it?
Did we forget anything?
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281. please pick up the white courtesy phone.
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282. - The deceased is your husband?
- Si.
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283. Can you sign right here, please?
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284. And again here.
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285. Please sign here.
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286. Full boarding call, Flight 203.
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287. And over here.
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288. And here also.
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289. And once more.
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290. Thank you.
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291. Otis Johnson.
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292. Otis Johnson, please meet your party
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293. Midwestern Air Flight 310,
with connections to Cleveland -
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294. Hello! It's me!
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295. In Memphis!
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296. Memphis!
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297. In the south of the United States,
in Tennessee!
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298. We had a little trouble -
some stupid thing with the airplane! Yeah!
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299. Yeah! A little problem!
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300. Don't worry!
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301. Tomorrow, we've got a connecting flight...
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302. and we arrive in Rome
the day after tomorrow!
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303. I don't know!
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304. How should I know
where I'll stay tonight?
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305. I'm okay!
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306. That's just the way life is.
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308. please pick up
the nearest white courtesy phone.
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309. Please pick up the nearest
white courtesy phone.
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310. - Thank you.
- You have a great day too.
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311. Damn, baby!
Why you wanna do this to me?
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312. Baby, I'll give you all the oil you need.
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313. Just do the right thing.
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314. - Send a letter to the congressmen.
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315. Get a petition goin' around.
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316. Get on the phone and try to get
some real men in this government of ours.
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317. Mickey Mantle.
Tim McCarver president. Sure.
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318. Now you're talkin'. Now you're talkin'.
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319. You can do it, Lester.
You could organize this thing.
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320. You got some spare time,
you can change history.
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321. - You really think I could?
- Mm-hmm.
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322. - Think I could get it done?
- Sure is.
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323. Why don't I get it on and get out
and write some letters, telegrams.
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324. - Go get on and do it.
- Let me give it a try.
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- You can do it, Lester.
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326. letters to senators and congressmen.
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327. - Well, hello, doll.
- Hello.
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328. - What can I do you for?
- I would like to buy this newspaper.
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329. Well, now you should buy
this one here as well.
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330. The Tri-State Defender.
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331. No, thank you.
I think I need only this one.
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332. Well, you know, you only need one leg
to get around on, if that's all you got.
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333. But it sure helps having two.
Now, doesn't it?
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335. - This one too.
- How about some magazines?
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magazines here, you know.
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338. You know them people
who just buy a little paper or two?
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339. They make it real hard for an honest man
to stay in business sometime.
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340. Okay. Give it to me.
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341. This one here has all those high fashions
from abroad...
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342. from New York and everywhere.
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343. Now just hold on a minute, sugar.
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344. See what I got here now.
What do we got?
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347. And this one here tells you
all about the United States.
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348. No, thank you. No, no.
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349. - We were supposed to meet.
- With me?
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350. I'm not from here. I'm from Rome.
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351. It's Rome. Right.
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352. I'm here by accident.
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353. No accident.
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355. I know about you and the King.
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- Yeah. Graceland.
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360. It was almost a year ago this very night.
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361. I was drivin' back to Memphis...
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363. And the strangest thing -
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365. As I was approachin' Memphis,
I passed another one.
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366. So I decided to stop and pick him up.
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367. And right away, the door opened up,
and this hitchhiker got in.
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368. And he was sittin' there next to me,
and all of a sudden he said...
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369. "Thank you kindly, sir, for picking me up."
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370. When I heard that voice, real polite-like...
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371. it struck me somewhere
real deep inside.
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373. Couldn't place it though.
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374. So we're comin' in to Memphis, I tell him
I'll drop him anywhere he wants.
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376. Of course I knew where Graceland was.
Everyone knows where Graceland is.
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377. And he said I could drop him off
anywhere near there.
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378. And then it hit me... right there.
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379. I knew that voice.
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380. It was the King himself.
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381. The king?
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382. Had the voice of Elvis.
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383. Elvis Presley?
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384. As sure as I'm sitting
right in front of you.
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385. And I drove down
Elvis Presley Boulevard.
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386. And right in front of Graceland -
And I stopped...
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387. and, sure enough to God, it was him.
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388. And he was young too.
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389. He was young and beautiful-lookin'
like in 1956.
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turned to me, and he said...
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391. "Excuse me, sir,
but in a year from now...
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392. you're gonna do me a favor.
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393. And I said, "Of course, sir,
I'll do you a favor."
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394. And-And I - "Just tell me what it is."
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and he-he reached inside of his coat.
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396. And he said, "When you meet
that girl from Rome...
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397. I want you to give this to her."
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398. I swear to God this is true.
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400. He was gone.
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401. It was Elvis.
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402. It was the King.
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403. And then I - I was sittin' over there,
and I saw your back.
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that-that you were the one.
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407. I knew I was meant to give you...
Elvis's comb.
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408. A comb?
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409. This is Elvis's comb.
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410. You mean Elvis Presley, the dead singer...
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411. said to you to give this comb to me?
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412. Mmm.
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413. - I-I did forget one thing.
- What?
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414. Well, he also said that you should give me
a $20 delivery fee.
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415. Well, we-we discussed it,
and he said that-that I could accept 10.
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417. - This is a very funny story.
- I know.
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418. - I - I liked it. Very amazing.
- Uh-huh.
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420. This is $10 for the good story.
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421. Mmm.
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422. And this is $10 for you to go away.
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423. That's for two cups of coffee -
yours and the gentleman's.
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424. Excuse me, ma'am. If I could just have
two more minutes of your time.
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425. I have no time anymore.
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426. Just two more minutes.
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427. - Taxi!
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428. Taxi!
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429. I don't wanna stay
in this fleabag hotel anyway.
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430. Like - I'll just, like, wander the streets all night
and, like, probably get killed or somethin'.
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431. I mean, like, what do you care?
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432. You know, thanks for nothing, mister.
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433. Oh, my - Miss, are you all right?
I didn't see you come in the door.
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434. - Are you sure you're okay?
- Si.
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435. Gee, I'm real sorry. I guess it's, like,
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436. - I'm really sorry.
- Don't worry.
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- Si.
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440. - Are you all right?
- Uh...
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441. no, I'm not all right.
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442. This is, like, the worst day
in my entire life.
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443. Just a minute.
Come on back over here.
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444. Listen, I can make an exception.
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445. This is one of those nights.
We're not that busy.
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446. And after all, I can give you a room
for a share.
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447. I mean, it's only gonna be
for one night, right?
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448. Really? Um, you would do that for me?
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449. Excuse me. I don't feel like being alone,
and I would stay only one night.
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450. Would you like
to share the room with me?
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451. - Uh, you wanna share the room with me?
- Man, fuck you!
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452. Okay, 'cause I don't like
to be alone either...
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453. and, you know, like,
then I'll have someone to talk to.
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454. Yeah, that would be really neat.
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455. You see? It worked out after all.
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456. And I don't have to give her no discount.
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457. That will be $22 in advance, please.
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458. Oh, uh, we'll even up the bill
in the room. Okay?
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459. Thank you very much.
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460. By the way, are you all right?
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461. I feel a little discombobulated.
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462. Yes. I know the feeling.
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463. Room 25 for the lovely ladies.
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464. - Thank you.
- You're welcome, my dear.
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465. Have a nice night.
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466. Room 25.
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467. Thanks.
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468. I like very much your hat.
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469. - I don't really like it.
- Oh, no, it looks good on you.
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470. Thanks.
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471. What a dump.
Not even a television.
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472. Fuck this.
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473. So, you know the guy with the red suit, right?
The guy downstairs, right?
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474. He said I couldn't stay here because I only
had enough money for half a room...
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475. and I'd have to find a roommate
and everything.
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476. Then he, like, starts this big argument
with me, you know?
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477. Then, like, all of the sudden,
I, like, bang right into you.
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478. It's so funny when things happen like that.
I mean, I can't believe it. It's, like, so strange.
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479. I don't know.
I'm really gonna miss Memphis though.
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480. I really like it here.
I had a pretty good time here and everything.
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481. And, like, my brother lives here too.
See, we moved from New Jersey.
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482. He opened this barber shop, and it's really
nice and everything. He's, like, really great.
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483. I'm really gonna miss him.
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484. But I feel so bad and everything 'cause I didn't
even call him and tell him I'm leaving.
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485. It's, like, what am I, fuckin' stupid?
You don't call your brother and say good-bye?
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486. Like, now he's gonna find out
from Johnny if I don't reach him first...
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487. but everything was so emotional
and fucked-up with me and Johnny.
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488. I don't know.
I feel so bad and everything.
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489. But who is Johnny?
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490. Johnny? Oh, he's my boyfriend.
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491. Well, until this morning.
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492. See, that's why I'm leaving Memphis.
I just can't be with him anymore, you know.
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493. I just gotta get away from him, you know.
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494. I just have to leave here before he winds up
doing something really crazy or something.
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495. I don't know.
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496. I'm gonna miss him.
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497. I guess I still really love him.
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498. Did you ever think to marry him?
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499. Marry him?
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500. Well, I don't know. He, like, wants to
marry me, but there's, like, just no way.
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501. I'm just not ready yet anyway...
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502. and I wouldn't marry him
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503. And he gets real quiet and everything.
I never know what he's thinking.
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504. Then he gets really paranoid.
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505. I don't know.
I just can't take it.
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506. He works in this cotton warehouse,
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507. and they call him Elvis.
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508. Wait. Like Elvis Presley, the singer?
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509. Yeah, right, but not that he looks like him
or anything, or that he even likes him even.
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510. But he's got, like, this dark hair, right,
like in a D.A., you know, like that, like Elvis.
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511. And I don't know,
I think it's really funny.
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512. But he really hates it when
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513. He's from England.
Well, you know where that is, right?
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514. - Oh, yes, during Carnival -
- He's got the cutest accent.
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515. You know the way they talk over there?
I just love the way they talk.
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516. I love the way he talks
when he does talk.
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517. I mean, he never says anything.
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518. How am I supposed to know what he's
thinking if he never fuckin' says anything?
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519. Maybe I talk a lot or something...
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520. but, you know, at least it's better
than not talking at all.
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521. I don't know. I don't know why
I attract these guys.
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522. Maybe that's my problem. I should look for another
type of boyfriend that talks more than I do.
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523. - Well, I guess that's kind of impossible.
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524. It's, like, what am I, fuckin' stupid?
I'm still in love with him anyway.
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525. Sometimes even the greatest love
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526. Yeah.
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527. Where are you planning to go now?
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528. Well, I got this girlfriend, you know.
She lives in Natchez.
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529. - Natchez?
- Yeah, that's in Mississippi.
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530. She's got this baby and everything,
and I haven't met the baby yet.
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531. Well, I haven't met
the husband yet either.
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532. Well, anyway, I guess the baby
must be at least two now.
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533. And she said I could come and stay with her
for a while, 'cause I could probably get a job.
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534. 'Cause she works in this beauty salon,
so that'll be really good, you know.
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535. This way I could, like, save a little money
and, like, get on my own two feet...
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536. like, decide what I'm gonna do
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537. So that'll be really good, you know.
Like, try a different town for a while.
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538. Maybe I'll have better luck.
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539. I don't know.
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540. Do you mind if I tell you a story?
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541. You mean, like a bedtime story?
Yeah, that would be really great.
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542. 'Cause if I'm alone, I usually
go to sleep with the radio on.
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543. I hate it when it's quiet. I don't know.
It makes me nervous or something.
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544. And you know my brother Charlie?
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545. Well, he used to tell me bedtime stories
all the time.
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546. So I guess this would be
kinda like that, right?
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547. Yeah, I would really like that.
That would be really great.
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548. Does that mean yes?
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549. Okay. Well, this is a story
that a strange man I met told me today.
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550. He was driving in a car...
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551. and exactly one year ago...
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552. he was seeing
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553. - Many what people?
- But - Hitchhiking people.
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554. But they all
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555. So he stopped his car...
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556. just before Memphis...
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557. to give a ride
to this mysterious person, and -
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558. Wait a minute. Is this the one
where the guy has to go to Graceland
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559. I think I heard this one
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560. I think almost everybody in Memphis
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561. - Wait.
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562. - Shh!
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563. - Listen.
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564. They're fucking.
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565. Do you mind turning on the radio for
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566. - No, I don't mind.
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567. Is it okay if I leave the light on?
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568. Oh, go ahead.
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569. That's Mel, our engineer.
Just coffee, huh?
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570. I love ya.
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571. Well, yes, sir, that's another classic
from Mr. Roy Orbison...
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572. along with the Roses - previously known
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573. with "Domino" here.
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574. You're on the air until dawn.
It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.
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575. Right now, here's another one recorded
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576. That's right, Mr. Elvis Presley...
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577. with one of my personal
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578. "Blue Moon."
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579. You? What are you doing here?
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580. Well, I - I don't rightly know myself.
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581. - Excuse me.
- Excuse me, ma'am.
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582. No, I was saying to her,
"Excuse me."
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583. Uh, no, really.
Excuse me, ma'am.
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584. Uh, I must've got
the wrong address or somethin'.
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585. No, I - I'd better be goin'.
I gotta go.
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586. - Dee Dee! Wake up, Dee Dee!
- What?
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587. Look! Quick! Quick!
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588. What'd you wake me up like that for?
Jesus. I only just got to sleep too.
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589. I coulda had a heart attack
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590. Oh. Good morning.
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591. Memorial Hospital shortly after midnight.
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592. Police are on the lookout for three suspects
described as male, in their early 30s...
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593. two white and one black.
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594. The suspects are armed
and extremely dangerous.
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595. And now the weather update
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596. Today will once again be hot and humid.
Look for that mercury to rise -
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598. No, really.
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599. - You sure?
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601. and I could read 'em at the station
and on the train and stuff, you know.
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602. 'Cause I have a pretty long ride
and everything.
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603. Um, oh, uh, Luisa, about the money
for the room, um, well -
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605. - You need some money.
- No! I'm supposed to give you money.
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606. - Take it.
- 200 - No.
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607. Take it.
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609. Maybe a.38.
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610. Uh, let's just get out of this dump.
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611. Close that old pro.
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612. Oh. Damn.
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613. Fuckin' bollocks.
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614. If you lose your money -
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615. Here, there's 10 you got -
Take 10 back.
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616. - You're on.
- Rack 'em up, Earl. Rack 'em up.
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617. Yo, yo. You're down.
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618. Well, Rich, no, I-I'm being very nice to you.
Don't worry about it.
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619. That's how I want it.
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620. Uh, yeah, I'll take that 10.
Bet you he beat you.
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621. - In the corner.
- Thanks.
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622. Shit.
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624. I don't know, man.
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625. Some days just go like that.
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626. Huh. Everybody I know needs a job.
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627. Seem like everybody in this town
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628. I don't know what you bitchin' about.
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629. You lucky you had a job in the first place.
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630. Far as your old lady leaving you -
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631. I don't know what to tell you.
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632. Why don't you go back to England
or wherever the hell you come from?
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633. Ain't they got enough women
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634. You know, if it wasn't for her,
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635. Hey! What's the matter with Elvis?
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636. If you can't use my proper name...
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637. why don't you try Carl Perkins Jr.
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638. I mean, I don't call them
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639. Hey, man, my name is Dave.
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640. Look, it's all right, man. He's cool.
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641. - ♪ My Lord ♪
- He's cool.
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642. Go ahead.
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643. What the fuck you doin'
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644. Is that thing loaded?
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645. Shit, man!
The motherfucker's loaded!
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646. What the fuck you doin' with that?
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647. Ain't she a beauty?
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648. I don't know. I might have to use it
on my landlord... or somebody.
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649. Look, put that shit away, man.
Ain't no landlord around here right now.
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650. Come on, man! Cut that shit out!
That shit ain't funny, man!
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651. Y-Y-You actin' like an asshole
or somethin'.
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652. Hey, everybody,
check your guns at the bar!
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653. Elvis, you asshole!
What the fuck's wrong with you?
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655. I saw on the television the other day
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656. Over there in China, they's all
wantin' to eat macaroni and cheese.
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657. Don't you think that's kinda odd,
what with all the Chinese food they got?
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658. Uh... yeah, I, uh -
I didn't hear about that.
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659. I guess I must have missed that program.
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660. Like I said, I was just passing by.
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661. I saw you was in here cleaning up,
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662. How's about a haircut?
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663. This is the first one I ever had
at nighttime like this.
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664. Well, listen, I usually
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665. So, uh, next time you come back
during the daytime, okay?
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666. Aaah! Don't start no shit now.
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667. Could be her.
Boy, I got somethin' for you.
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668. - Hello.
- Yeah, Will? This is Ed.
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669. - Oh, Ed. Yeah, what's happening?
- I'm over at Shades.
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670. Your friend Elvis is over here actin' stupid,
waving a gun around and shit.
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671. Yeah. Man, w-we both been having
a pretty fucked-up day.
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672. Yeah. Yeah, I heard y'all got laid off.
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673. Yeah, it's one of them
seniority things and shit.
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674. I hear that.
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675. Yeah, well, look, anyway, man, um,
I think you'd better get over here and get him...
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677. Yeah, okay.
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678. Maybe you'd better come
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679. - Like who?
- I don't know, man.
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680. Bring one of his own damn people.
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681. Who the fuck am I gonna bring?
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682. I guess I could bring
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683. - I don't care!
- Shut up, girl!
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684. - Hey. Hey, Will, um -
- What?
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685. You think maybe I should
wait in the truck?
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686. This isn't really
a familiar neighborhood for me, and, uh -
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687. Come on, Charlie.
They let white folks in there.
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688. I know, but you said Johnny has a gun.
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689. If they see me in there,
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690. - If they don't know I'm his brother-in-law -
- Aw, shit, Charlie!
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691. Might have to pawn it
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692. I'll think about it.
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693. Yo, Ed.
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694. Shit.
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695. Oh, sh - I'm sorry, man.
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696. Come on, Johnny, man.
Let's chill out.
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697. - I brought Charlie, man.
- Charlie.
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698. I'm cool. I'm completely cool.
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699. Don't need that kind of shit in here.
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701. It's loaded.
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702. Don't know why you hang around
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703. Stylin' shirt, Charlie.
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704. Really?
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705. Here. Take this shit.
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706. What are you, fuckin' crazy, Johnny?
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707. - Hey, let's go for a spin in Earl's Caddy.
- Uh-uh.
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708. Don't you even think about it.
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709. Just get your crazy English ass
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710. You'd best straighten up, Johnny.
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711. Go for a spin in Earl's Caddy.
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712. - Who's Earl?
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713. Hey, Will, think you could just
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714. I should go home.
I'm kinda tired.
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715. What, and abandon your own brother-in-law
on a terrible night like this?
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716. Me and Will losin' our jobs
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717. Well, no, I don't wanna do that, but -
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718. Attaboy, Charlie!
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719. I knew you were with us
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720. Us brothers, we gotta stick together.
Ain't that right, Will?
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721. Yeah - Oh, yeah.
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722. Right.
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723. Okay then.
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724. Isn't there a late-night liquor store
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725. Yeah.
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726. I'll get right with you, man.
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727. - One bottle or two?
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728. Just get one, man. I mean, you're drunk already,
and I'm not gonna have any.
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729. Right.
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730. How you doin'?
Two bottles of Butcher's.
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731. - Jesus, Johnny!
- Hey, make 'em quart.
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732. Uh, that'll be 22.17.
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733. Hey, fella.
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734. You wanna buy that,
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735. Niggers, man.
You gotta watch 'em every second.
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736. I'm guessin' these two bottles
are on the house. Am I right?
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737. - Johnny, what are you doin'?
- Shut up and grab the bottles.
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738. Sonny boy, I'm the man
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739. Holy shit. You killed him!
You fucking killed him!
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740. Shit, man, we best
get the fuck on outta here!
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741. What is wrong with you?
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742. Why'd you have to kill him?
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743. Shut up, Charlie.
I only winged him.
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744. Goddamn it, Johnny!
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745. You're stupid, Johnny.
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746. And what if you did kill that guy?
We all go to prison.
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747. - I didn't kill the guy.
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748. Jeannie's gonna kill me.
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749. What are you laughin' at, huh?
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750. How do you think Dee Dee's gonna react?
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751. Damn, I'm glad I'm not married.
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752. - Dee Dee walked out on me.
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753. This morning.
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754. Before I found out about being laid off.
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755. She's gone, man.
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756. She left you?
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757. Wow. She didn't even tell me.
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758. - My own sister.
- What, she's supposed to ask your permission?
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759. No, it - That's not what I meant.
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763. She'll be better off without me.
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764. Now she probably will be.
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765. Fuck it, man.
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766. All she did was run her mouth.
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767. - Hey, she's my sister.
- I don't care. It's the truth, man.
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768. That woman talk, talk, talk, man,
like a radio that never turns off, man!
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769. She's not like that all the time.
It's only when she's nervous.
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770. Well, she must be nervous all the time.
Last time I saw her, it was -
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771. - Yakety-yakety yada-yada-yada -
- All right! All right!
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772. - Woman never stopped talking.
- Just drop it, will ya!
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773. "Butcher's"?
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774. So, what are we gonna do?
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775. We can't just keep riding around
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776. Can we?
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777. What do you think, Johnny?
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778. Man, I fucked up.
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779. I really love that girl.
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780. I know you do.
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781. It's all right, man.
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782. "Domino" here. You're on the air till dawn.
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783. It's 2:17 right here in Memphis, Tennessee.
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784. Right now, here's another one recorded
at Sun Studios, this time by the King himself.
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785. That's right, Mr. Elvis Presley...
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787. "Blue Moon."
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788. Thanks a bunch, Will.
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789. Damn.
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790. You'd think they'd get me a new uniform, man.
This one is shot to hell. Look at this.
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791. Well, you should do like I do.
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792. Should go over and buy
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793. over at Lansky's
or somewhere like that.
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794. It's like they say -
"The clothes make the man."
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795. I mean, look at that damn hat
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796. You look like
a damn mosquito-legged chimpanzee.
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797. I mean -
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798. Oh, it's 2:20 in the a.m. right here in Memphis.
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799. Say, do you like seafood?
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801. There's a brand-new fast-food seafood
restaurant right here in Memphis.
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802. You probably heard the name already.
That's right - Jiffy Squid.
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803. - Fresh, juicy squid dipped in -
- Jiffy Squid?
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804. rolled in herbs and spices, served with a tangy
sauce with their own secret ingredients.
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805. - Jiffy Squid!
- Turn that damn thing off!
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806. You're listening to Tad T. Tyler,
the man who brings you wall-to-wall -
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807. Jiffy Squid.
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808. Danger! Danger!
Will Robinson! Will Robinson!
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809. - Danger! Danger!
- Shut the fuck up.
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810. Hey, my brother-in-law, how you doin'?
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811. Man, your breath.
What have you been drinkin'?
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812. Smells like kerosene.
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814. We, uh -
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815. We in a little trouble...
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816. and we need a place
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817. You know, just till it get light out.
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818. Trouble?
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819. Here we go again.
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820. That's par for the course, Will Robinson.
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821. Please, man.
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822. Just for a little while.
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823. Don't tell your sister 'cause, if you do,
we'll both be in trouble.
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824. Not a word. Ever.
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825. - Room 22.
- That room?
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826. That room.
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827. Don't make no noise.
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828. - Thanks, man.
- Mm-hmm.
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829. Thanks a lot.
I'm gonna remember this.
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830. Shit. I'm sorry, man.
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831. Man, you got a curse on you...
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832. as sure as the moon
rolls around the world.
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833. It was just an accident.
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834. I'm sorry.
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835. You gotta clean that up.
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836. - Shh-shh-shh-shh.
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837. Fuck is the light in this place?
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838. Here's a light.
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839. Damn, Charlie.
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840. I'm glad you don't cut my hair.
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841. No TV?
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842. Hey, Will, what's this chain for?
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843. That's 'cause...
you in the kinky sex room, Charlie.
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844. Really?
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845. Christ. There he is again.
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846. I - I can't get rid
of that fucking guy.
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847. Turn it around, Charlie, would ya?
It's just giving me the creeps.
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848. There's a chair over there.
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849. I mean, shit,
why is he fucking everywhere?
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850. It's a black hotel...
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851. a black neighborhood.
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852. There's black dudes workin' on the desk.
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853. You know, why don't they
have a portrait of...
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854. Otis Redding or...
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855. Martin Luther King?
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856. Huh?
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857. That's 'cause this a white-owned hotel.
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858. They just got the brothers
workin' here.
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859. Yeah, I see what you mean.
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860. Don't worry.
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861. Next time, Johnny, we gonna ask
for the Malcolm X suite.
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862. - That's right.
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863. Hey. I hope you dropped
the empty one.
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864. - Way to go.
- All right, Charlie.
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865. Say, do you have any more
of those Japanese plums...
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866. or any other exotic fruits
from around the globe?
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867. You ate my only plum.
Remember?
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868. - Mmm. Yeah.
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869. Oh!
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870. Hey, Will.
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871. You know, until that -
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872. that bellboy was teasing you...
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873. it never occurred to me.
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874. You're Will Robinson.
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875. You know, just like that kid
on the Lostin Space show.
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876. No shit, Einstein.
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877. What's the Lost in Space show?
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878. Oh, man, it was this -
Y - They had -
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879. You didn't have that
on television in England?
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880. - Great show.
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881. It was a really stupid show...
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882. with these dumb white people
marooned on another planet...
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883. with this robot that kept sayin',
"Danger, Will Robinson!"
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884. And this fruity professor or somebody.
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885. Dr. Smith.
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886. Yeah. Dr. Smith.
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887. And June Lockhart was on it.
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888. You know. Lassie's mother.
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889. Anyway, it was this family -
the Robinsons.
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890. Get it? Like Robinson Crusoe?
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891. And the main kid was named
Will Robinson.
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892. I guess I missed
that bit of American culture.
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893. Well, you damn sure
didn't miss much!
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894. - What? You didn't like that show?
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895. That used to be one of my favorites.
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896. Figures.
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897. That's how I feel in this place...
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898. with you two fuckin' snowflakes
hidin' in this place.
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899. Lost in space!
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900. Shit.
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901. Fuck you, Will.
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902. You gonna start that racist shit again?
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903. It ain't our fault.
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904. We didn't choose to be white.
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905. Right, Charlie?
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906. Yeah.
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907. I mean, no.
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908. Shit.
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909. Vance Liquor Store manager Mitch D'Annunzio...
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910. was critically wounded in the shooting.
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911. He was taken to Baptist Memorial Hospital
shortly after midnight.
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912. Police are on the lookout for three suspects
described as male, in their early 30s...
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913. two white and one black.
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914. The suspects are armed
and extremely dangerous.
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915. And now the weather update.
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916. Oh, shit. Where are we?
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917. Oh, damn.
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918. I was hoping I dreamed all this shit.
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919. Hey, Johnny...
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920. where do you think Dee Dee went?
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921. I don't know.
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922. She said something about
a girlfriend in Natchez.
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923. Where is Natchez?
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924. Louisiana?
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925. No, its, uh -
It's in Mississippi, I think.
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926. Right down there on the river.
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927. It's really too bad.
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928. You know, I mean, with your wedding
anniversary coming up and everything.
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929. Look, Charlie...
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930. there's something I gotta tell you.
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931. Me and Dee Dee...
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932. you know, we were
never actually married.
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933. What?
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934. She never told me that.
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935. I wanted to marry her...
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936. but you know Dee Dee.
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937. She always said we'd have to wait
and see how things went.
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938. Great.
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939. You mean after all this shit,
you ain't even my fucking brother-in-law?
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940. Jesus Christ.
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941. Do you know, uh -
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942. What am I, fucking stupid?
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943. We'd better get rid of that gun, man.
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944. Yeah.
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945. Jesus!
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946. Damn. That's just gotta be Room 22.
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947. I just know it.
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948. - Check it out.
- Yeah, but that sounded like a gunshot.
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949. Check it out.
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950. - You want me to go check it out now?
- Yeah. Check it out right now.
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951. You fuckin' shot me!
I don't believe this!
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952. You're not even my brother-in-law,
and now you fuckin' shot me!
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953. Uh, excuse me.
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954. Wow.
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955. We saw Graceland this morning...
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956. and by tonight we'll have seen
Fats Domino's house in New Orleans!
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957. Uh, excuse me.
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958. Is this the train to Natchez?
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959. Oh, yes! Matches!
One moment, please!
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960. Hey.
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961. Oh, uh -
No. Never mind.
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962. Thanks anyway.
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963. Thanks anyway!
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964. Attention, passengers.
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965. This is the final boarding call
for Flight 607.
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966. Final call for Flight 607 to Rome
now departing from Gate 6.
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967. - Shut up, man.
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968. Oww!
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969. Are you fuckin' stupid? Oww!
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970. - You got him?
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971. Oww, it hurts!
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972. I need a - I need a doctor.
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973. Don't worry, Charlie.
A lot of doctors in Arkansas.
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974. Arkansas?
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975. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Shh!
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976. - You hear that?
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977. - What, the train?
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978. No. Sirens.
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979. I can hear a train.
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980. - I hear the sirens.
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981. - Shit.
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982. Oww! Shit!
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