1. - MANI And cut!Copy !req
2. - Wow. That was so amazing!
- Walter, you did a wonderful job.Copy !req
3. Thank you, Kermit. Did we get that?Copy !req
4. We got it.
- We got it, yup.Copy !req
5. Movie's over, people.
Go home. That is a wrap.Copy !req
6. Okay, nice work, everyone.Copy !req
7. Make sure to fill out your I-9s,
and we'll see you on the next one.Copy !req
8. So, uh... What do we do now?Copy !req
9. Well, we're together again.Copy !req
10. We got the theatre
and all our fans are back.Copy !req
11. - Yeah!Copy !req
12. Actually, those were extras.Copy !req
13. I saw a few tapping their toes.Copy !req
14. Yeah, those were paid dancers.Copy !req
15. - Oh.
- MISS PIGGYI Or...Copy !req
16. Maybe since we're all here,Copy !req
17. now could be the perfect time
for you and me to tie the knot, Kermie!Copy !req
18. Well, I mean, maybe I could.Copy !req
19. Hey, what's the camera still doing here?Copy !req
20. Oh, no. Disaster!
That can only mean one thing.Copy !req
21. - Doggone it, you're right!
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
22. It looks like they've ordered a sequel.Copy !req
23. We're doing a sequelCopy !req
24. We're back by popular demandCopy !req
25. Come on, everybody,
strike up the band!Copy !req
26. We're doing a sequelCopy !req
27. That's what we do in HollywoodCopy !req
28. And everybody knowsCopy !req
29. That the sequel's never quite as goodCopy !req
30. A sequel
Another feature attractionCopy !req
31. Places, please
Light the lightsCopy !req
32. Roll camera, "Action!"Copy !req
33. I thought it was the endCopy !req
34. But no, my friends, this is whenCopy !req
35. We get to do it all again!Copy !req
36. Do it all againCopy !req
37. Until the credits rollCopy !req
38. We got another go to show themCopy !req
39. We can do it all again!Copy !req
40. We're doing a sequel
There's no need to disguiseCopy !req
41. The studio considers us
a viable franchiseCopy !req
42. We're doing a sequel
The studio wants moreCopy !req
43. While they wait for Tom HanksCopy !req
44. To make Toy Story 4!Copy !req
45. I thought it was the endCopy !req
46. But no, my friends, this is whenCopy !req
47. We get to do it all again!Copy !req
48. Do it all again!Copy !req
49. Until the credits rollCopy !req
50. We've got another go to show themCopy !req
51. We can do it all again!Copy !req
52. We're doing a sequelCopy !req
53. Let's give it a goCopy !req
54. With Hollywood starsCopy !req
55. And more one-liner cameosCopy !req
56. We're doing a sequelCopy !req
57. I don't mean to be a sticklerCopy !req
58. But this is the seventh sequelCopy !req
59. To our original motion pictureCopy !req
60. We're doing a sequelCopy !req
61. Let's give it a shotCopy !req
62. All we need now is a half-decent plotCopy !req
63. Got it. An epic love storyCopy !req
64. between a very handsome,
long-nosed purple thingCopy !req
65. - and a beautiful chicken.Copy !req
66. Gonzo with the Wind.Copy !req
67. Does anybody have any other ideas?Copy !req
68. Oh! Oh! It's about getting the Muppets
back together againCopy !req
69. to stop an evil oil baron
from demolishing the old studio!Copy !req
70. Fozzie, did you even watch our last film?Copy !req
71. It's about a frog
who marries a beautiful, perfect pig.Copy !req
72. And they have to kiss each other a lot!Copy !req
73. Uh...Copy !req
74. I don't think Americans
watch subtitled films.Copy !req
75. Kermit, how about the Muppets
go on a world tour?Copy !req
76. That's perfect!Copy !req
77. I thought it was the endCopy !req
78. But no, my friends, this is whenCopy !req
79. We get to do it all again!Copy !req
80. Until the credits rollCopy !req
81. We've got another go to show themCopy !req
82. We can do it all again!Copy !req
83. We're doing a sequelCopy !req
84. It's more of the same
Let's give it a nameCopy !req
85. How about The Muppets Again?Copy !req
86. It's the Muppets again
with The Muppets AgainCopy !req
87. It's theCopy !req
88. Mu ppetsCopy !req
89. Again!Copy !req
90. - Okay?
I'm okay!Copy !req
91. Okay! Ha-ha!Copy !req
92. Booma-booma!Copy !req
93. Booma-booma! Hep!Copy !req
94. - Hey! Pepperoni!Copy !req
95. Come on!Copy !req
96. Let's dance.Copy !req
97. It's time to light the lights.Copy !req
98. Muppet news flash.Copy !req
99. Constantine, the world's
most dangerous frog,Copy !req
100. has escaped from
a maximum security gulagCopy !req
101. in Siberia, Russia.Copy !req
102. This move has leapfrogged ConstantineCopy !req
103. to the number one
most wanted criminal in the world,Copy !req
104. one place ahead
of the mysterious Lemur.Copy !req
105. Wow.Copy !req
106. Thanks for seeing me
at my regular booth, Muppets.Copy !req
107. - Big fan. Huge.Copy !req
108. Dominic. International tour manager.Copy !req
109. "Dominic Badguy"?Copy !req
110. It's pronounced "Bad-gee."
It's French.Copy !req
111. MUPPETSI Ah!Copy !req
112. It means "good man."Copy !req
113. - Oh, yes.
- Oh!Copy !req
114. Listen up.Copy !req
115. You're hot. You're having a moment.Copy !req
116. But what is inevitable
about a moment? it ends.Copy !req
117. I don't want this moment to end!Copy !req
118. That's why we got to get out there nowCopy !req
119. and capitalise on this moment
with a capital yeah?Copy !req
120. I want you to conquer the world.
Do an international tour.Copy !req
121. Show a global audience
what you can do.Copy !req
122. - Yeah, that sounds greatCopy !req
123. but I'm just not sure...Copy !req
124. Wait a second, guys, listen.
I'd love to do that, too.Copy !req
125. But we've barely gotten back together.
We don't want to mess that up.Copy !req
126. Okay, I am inundated with
offers of management at the moment.Copy !req
127. One Direction, U2, Cirque du Soleil.
Just some of the acts I can list.Copy !req
128. - Wow, that's a good list!Copy !req
129. And now,
I wanna tour manage you guys.Copy !req
130. I know you're the boss, Kermit.
I wouldn't interfere with that.Copy !req
131. We would share our managerial rolesCopy !req
132. because you've got a special
bond with these little guys.Copy !req
133. - Sure.Copy !req
134. Uh... on!Copy !req
135. President Clinton?Copy !req
136. - What?Copy !req
137. I'm on my way, Number Two.Copy !req
138. Great, they're taking the bait.Copy !req
139. - Well, he seems like a nice guy.
Yeah.Copy !req
140. Humble and honest.Copy !req
141. I just... I think we have
to get settled first, you know?Copy !req
142. Hone the show, get some new material,
and then maybe go on a world tour.Copy !req
143. See you in Berlin.Copy !req
144. Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,Copy !req
145. Number Two.Copy !req
146. So...Copy !req
147. What's it gonna be, Muppets?Copy !req
148. Ready to be world famous?Copy !req
149. No pressure, but I am a very busy man.Copy !req
150. - Oh!Copy !req
151. That's Rihanna. I really should take this.Copy !req
152. World tour! World tour!Copy !req
153. Well, I mean...Copy !req
154. I guess we could always hone our acts
on the road, and that would be okay.Copy !req
155. Wouldn't it, Kermit?Copy !req
156. World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!Copy !req
157. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
158. - Dominic, you're hired.Copy !req
159. Thanks, Kermit. I mean, boss.Copy !req
160. You won't regret this.Copy !req
161. ls everybody here? Yeah?Copy !req
162. Okay, guys, guys.
Get them up and move them out.Copy !req
163. All aboard, Dominic.Copy !req
164. I didn't know there was still third class.Copy !req
165. Third class? How about no class?Copy !req
166. Oh! Watch the heels!Copy !req
167. Piggy, Why do you need
so much luggage?Copy !req
168. For our honeymoon, of course!Copy !req
169. - For our what?Copy !req
170. Let's go, guys!Copy !req
171. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
172. That must be reverse.Copy !req
173. Oh, well. This way looks good, too.Copy !req
174. KERN“? Okay, Dominic, I thought
we could start our world tour in London.Copy !req
175. Or how about
the world capital of comedy?Copy !req
176. Berlin, Germany.Copy !req
177. Germany!Copy !req
178. Hmm?Copy !req
179. Uh...Copy !req
180. Was that supposed to happen?Copy !req
181. Oh, you guys are
gonna love this place.Copy !req
182. - Hmm?
- Uh...Copy !req
183. Okay, here we are, guys.Copy !req
184. The Hole in the Wall Club!Copy !req
185. "DieCopy !req
186. Looks like they put the reviews up early.Copy !req
187. Yeah, or is that the suggestion box?Copy !req
188. MISS PIGGYI "Hole in the Wall Club"?Copy !req
189. More like "Hole in the Ground Club."Copy !req
190. Okay, everybody.Copy !req
191. So, we'll start at the bottom
and work our way up.Copy !req
192. I've booked us
into cabaret bars and coffee housesCopy !req
193. all across the industrial cities
of Northern Germany.Copy !req
194. Dusseldorf, Hamburg,
Mudburg, Vomitdorf.Copy !req
195. Poopenburgen?Copy !req
196. Fozzie, we have a solid week
booked in Poopenburgen.Copy !req
197. This looks great.Copy !req
198. And I think we should
commend Kermit on his efforts.Copy !req
199. Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.Copy !req
200. - Or, if I might be so bold...
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
201. maybe we could consider
another venue.Copy !req
202. Another venue?Copy !req
203. To be precise, this other venue.Copy !req
204. Whoa!
- Look at that theatre!Copy !req
205. What? No, no.Copy !req
206. We don't have the money
to rent the Berlin National Theater!Copy !req
207. We'll make our money back
when we sell it out.Copy !req
208. Kermie, I've always dreamed
of playing the Berlin National Theater.Copy !req
209. "Ich bin ein Berliner."Copy !req
210. More like, "Ein frankfurter"!Copy !req
211. - Watch it, buster.Copy !req
212. Guys, I'm not sure
we can do this, you know?Copy !req
213. Okay,
let's put this to the vote.Copy !req
214. All those in favour
of believing in ourselves,Copy !req
215. raise your hands.Copy !req
216. - That's not what I'm saying.Copy !req
217. And all those in favour of just giving up.Copy !req
218. I can't believe I'm voting for giving up.Copy !req
219. Good. Well, I'm glad
we made this decision.Copy !req
220. Oh, wonderful!Copy !req
221. So cool!Copy !req
222. Isn't that exciting.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
223. All right, gather round, troops.
Everybody?Copy !req
224. - Okay, guys.Copy !req
225. Since we're playing such a big theatre,
let's stick with what we know.Copy !req
226. We'll open with a cabaret number...Copy !req
227. Kermit, when do I do
the indoor running of the bulls?Copy !req
228. Mr Kermit, sir?Copy !req
229. I would very much like to demonstrate
my magnetic bomb-attractor vest.Copy !req
230. Bunsen, why would you even
invent one of those?Copy !req
231. Why did I invent
the unexpectedly exploding cupcake?Copy !req
232. Hey, what about Muppet Ladder?Copy !req
233. Muppet Ladder?
That's never, ever worked, Gonzo.Copy !req
234. Last time we all tried that
was 20 years agoCopy !req
235. and you ended up
in a cast for six months.Copy !req
236. Yeah, good times.Copy !req
237. Kermit, what if I do
four or five Celine Dion songs?Copy !req
238. You know Celine Dion,
she works in Vegas.Copy !req
239. No, Piggy, there's no time for that.Copy !req
240. What about the band's
marathon jam session?Copy !req
241. Drum solo! Drum solo!Copy !req
242. No drum solo!Copy !req
243. Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
244. We can't just do whatever we want.Copy !req
245. This is our opening night.Copy !req
246. Let's play to our strengths, because...Copy !req
247. Well...Copy !req
248. Look, I didn't want to worry you guysCopy !req
249. but if we don't sell this theatre out,
it would mean the end of the tour.Copy !req
250. What?Copy !req
251. And maybe the end of us.Copy !req
252. Great news, Muppets. We're sold out.Copy !req
253. What?Copy !req
254. Fine.Copy !req
255. I mean, great, great.
Well done, Dominic.Copy !req
256. Hey, I have an amazing idea for an act.Copy !req
257. It's called
"The Indoor Running of the Bulls."Copy !req
258. Gonzo, I've told you,
that act is far too dangerous.Copy !req
259. Actually, Kermit, I was asking
Dominic what he thinks.Copy !req
260. Good grief.Copy !req
261. Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.Copy !req
262. "Sold out." Like we've
sold out a show in 30 years.Copy !req
263. Ahem.Copy !req
264. Is this a good time to discuss
our upcoming European wedding?Copy !req
265. No, actually, I'm kind of busy right now.Copy !req
266. Perfect!Copy !req
267. I have 23 swatches
for the seat covers for the reception,Copy !req
268. eight font choices for the menu,Copy !req
269. which, by the way,
we are not serving flies.Copy !req
270. Piggy, what are you talking about?Copy !req
271. I'm just trying to involve you in
some of the decision-making, dear.Copy !req
272. What about being involved
in the decisionCopy !req
273. to get married in the first place, huh?Copy !req
274. Oh, Kermit, you never
let me do what I want!Copy !req
275. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
276. Well, what about what I want, huh?
What about that?Copy !req
277. I haven't even proposed yet.Copy !req
278. - You can do that on our honeymoon.
- What?Copy !req
279. That's insane! Do you hear
what you're saying?Copy !req
280. Insane? How dare you call
yourfiancéeinsane?Copy !req
281. You are not my fiancée!
We are not engaged!Copy !req
282. And, as a matter of fact,Copy !req
283. the way this particular conversation
is going right now... Well...Copy !req
284. I'm fine with that!Copy !req
285. Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!Copy !req
286. Get out!Copy !req
287. Don't take it personally.
They still love you.Copy !req
288. They just prefer me now.Copy !req
289. Uh, thank you, Dominic.
That's very comforting.Copy !req
290. Do you know what I think helps
sometimes in situations like this?Copy !req
291. What?Copy !req
292. A walk alone in the fog
in former East Berlin.Copy !req
293. Maybe along a deserted canal.Copy !req
294. Well, I guess a quiet stroll
is not a bad idea.Copy !req
295. Let the others know I've gone, will you?Copy !req
296. Sure. I promise.Copy !req
297. Thanks. Ah.Copy !req
298. Corrine, come here!Copy !req
299. - Boo.Copy !req
300. What just happened?Copy !req
301. What?Copy !req
302. Wait a second.Copy !req
303. Hold on, hold on!
There must be some mistake!Copy !req
304. Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frog!Copy !req
305. Silence, Constantine. The game is up.Copy !req
306. Who?Copy !req
307. No, no! Wait a minute!
I'm Kermit the Frog!Copy !req
308. Guys, this is a mistake!
I'm telling you!Copy !req
309. Hey, hey! Hello! Somebody!Copy !req
310. - Open up!Copy !req
311. I'm an Amphibian-American!Copy !req
312. It's not easy being mean.Copy !req
313. Has anyone seen Kermit?Copy !req
314. Whoa!Copy !req
315. It's 15 minutes to curtain.Copy !req
316. Hi, guys. Look, it's Kermit,
just back from his afternoon stroll.Copy !req
317. Hi-lo! I am Kermit.Copy !req
318. - What...
- Hmm.Copy !req
319. He's got a cold.
That's why his voiceCopy !req
320. sounds a little bit different
at the moment.Copy !req
321. See? Just calm down. Just relax.Copy !req
322. - You are right. Dominic is terrific!
- Aw.Copy !req
323. From now on,
let's do whatever he says. Hmm?Copy !req
324. All right. Yeah.Copy !req
325. Wow, that walk must have really helped.Copy !req
326. Miss Pig, I have wronged you.Copy !req
327. I humbly beg your forgiveness.Copy !req
328. You're not getting off that easy, bucko.Copy !req
329. Come on, Foo Foo.Copy !req
330. Bad frog! Bad frog!Copy !req
331. What is this? Let go, dog!Copy !req
332. Animal, stop it!Copy !req
333. Kermit has agreed that Dominic
is right all the time, man.Copy !req
334. Good.Copy !req
335. So, now that Kermit agrees
with me on everything...Copy !req
336. - I am Kermit.
- Definitely.Copy !req
337. Let's go and hang out backstage, yeah?Copy !req
338. Okay, all right.Copy !req
339. Come, little friend.Copy !req
340. Let us get on with the show
and enjoy our family-style adventureCopy !req
341. during which we shall bond
and learn heartwarming lesson.Copy !req
342. Perhaps about sharing,
or waiting your turn,Copy !req
343. or the number three. Hmm?Copy !req
344. Um...Copy !req
345. Right, Kermit. Uh...Copy !req
346. Sure.Copy !req
347. Flawlessly executed. Bravo.Copy !req
348. What did you expect from
world's most dangerous frogCopy !req
349. and number one criminal, Number Two?Copy !req
350. Yeah, I know.
You're number one, I'm number two.Copy !req
351. I think you mentioned that before.Copy !req
352. Now that we control
the Muppet tour, Number Two,Copy !req
353. phase one of our plan is complete.Copy !req
354. We are now positioned
to carry out greatest...Copy !req
355. Burgle...Copy !req
356. Blurgh-el... Burgle...Copy !req
357. - "Burglary."
- Yes.Copy !req
358. of all time, and pin it
on those gullible Muppets,Copy !req
359. who will spend the rest
of their miserable lives behind bars.Copy !req
360. - Hmm.
- Tonight,Copy !req
361. we steal the paintingCopy !req
362. and then we'll have all we needCopy !req
363. to steal the unstealable,
the Crown Jewels of England.Copy !req
364. Ensuring that my name
goes down in historyCopy !req
365. as greatest thief of all time!Copy !req
366. You mean our names, right?Copy !req
367. Of course.Copy !req
368. My name first, then spacebar,
spacebar, spacebar, your name.Copy !req
369. Sure.Copy !req
370. I'm number one
You're number twoCopy !req
371. We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than youCopy !req
372. I'm number oneCopy !req
373. You're number twoCopy !req
374. I believe in equalityCopy !req
375. As long as you get less than meCopy !req
376. - I'm one
- You're oneCopy !req
377. You're number twoCopy !req
378. I'm number two.Copy !req
379. You may think that you're smarterCopy !req
380. But I'm smarterer than youCopy !req
381. I'm number one
You're number twoCopy !req
382. You're lucky to be number twoCopy !req
383. - Not number threeCopy !req
384. I can see by the look in your eyeCopy !req
385. You want to get a bigger
piece of the pieCopy !req
386. One day you'll get your chanceCopy !req
387. But in the meantimeCopy !req
388. You've got to dance, monkey, dance!Copy !req
389. Really? I hate dancing.Copy !req
390. Do it!Copy !req
391. Dance, monkey, dance!Copy !req
392. Ha-ha!Copy !req
393. I'm number two
He's number oneCopy !req
394. I can't believe
I'm working for an amphibianCopy !req
395. I'm number two
He's number oneCopy !req
396. I'm number one!Copy !req
397. You know life's gone to the dogsCopy !req
398. When your boss is a frogCopy !req
399. I can see it's just a matter of timeCopy !req
400. Before he's goneCopy !req
401. And I'm at the front of the lineCopy !req
402. It won't be long till I get my chanceCopy !req
403. But in the meantimeCopy !req
404. I've got to dance, monkey, danceCopy !req
405. Dance, monkey, danceCopy !req
406. Now, watch me.Copy !req
407. Ha-ha!Copy !req
408. - I'm number one
- He's number oneCopy !req
409. - You're number two
- I'm number twoCopy !req
410. That's it, kid
There you goCopy !req
411. Now step aside
This ain't your showCopy !req
412. - I'm one
- "I'm one"Copy !req
413. I'm number oneCopy !req
414. Yes, we knowCopy !req
415. - I'm . . .
- He's . . .Copy !req
416. Number one!Copy !req
417. That's how it's done.Copy !req
418. 15 seconds to curtain... Kermit?Copy !req
419. Sure.Copy !req
420. Uh... Okay.Copy !req
421. Have you studied your Kermit tapes yet?Copy !req
422. Of course not. This is child's play
for frog of my talent.Copy !req
423. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...Copy !req
424. "Study Kermit tapes." Nonsense.Copy !req
425. It's...Copy !req
426. Oh, no.Copy !req
427. Uh...Copy !req
428. Kermit! Introduce the show.Copy !req
429. It's the Muppet Show!Copy !req
430. With our very special guest star,
Christoph Waltz!Copy !req
431. Yay!Copy !req
432. What is happening? Why am I flying?Copy !req
433. Whoa.Copy !req
434. - What the...
- We gotta do something!Copy !req
435. Please welcome our first act,Copy !req
436. Herr Christoph Waltz dances the waltz!Copy !req
437. - Darling, you set my world on fire.
- Oh!Copy !req
438. Did somebody say "explosion"?Copy !req
439. No! He says I set his world on fire.Copy !req
440. There it is again!Copy !req
441. Wait for me! Please! Wait for me.Copy !req
442. One more!Copy !req
443. Keep Waltzing, Mr Waltz!Copy !req
444. Hey!Copy !req
445. It was, uh, vertigo.Copy !req
446. Not stage fright, if that's
what you're thinking, Number Two.Copy !req
447. Sure.Copy !req
448. Colonel Thomas Blood.Copy !req
449. Right, now to cover our tracks.Copy !req
450. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
451. CIA.Copy !req
452. Interpol!Copy !req
453. What is the CIA doing here?
This is myjurisdiction.Copy !req
454. Not to mention, my badge is bigger.Copy !req
455. One of the stolen paintings was on loanCopy !req
456. from the New York
Metropolitan Museum of Art.Copy !req
457. So, this is CIAjurisdiction.Copy !req
458. Also, this is my travel badge.Copy !req
459. - Here's my real badge.
- Oh.Copy !req
460. You must have been
looking at the wrong...Copy !req
461. - Badge!
- What?Copy !req
462. You've won this round, Pierre.Copy !req
463. - My name is "Jean."
- Okay, Shawn.Copy !req
464. It looks like we're gonna
be working together.Copy !req
465. But that doesn't mean I have to like you.Copy !req
466. I didn't like you first.Copy !req
467. I didn't like you before I met you.Copy !req
468. So, what have we got?Copy !req
469. Two priceless paintings stolenCopy !req
470. and one average paintingCopy !req
471. - of an obscure English colonel.
- Hmm.Copy !req
472. This has all the markings
of the work of the Lemur.Copy !req
473. What's a lemur?Copy !req
474. Only the second most wanted
criminal in the world.Copy !req
475. And my personal nemesis.Copy !req
476. Unfortunately for me,
his identity is a mystery.Copy !req
477. No, literally, what is a lemur?Copy !req
478. Oh. It is also a rat-monkey
from Madagascar.Copy !req
479. - Oh.
- A-ha!Copy !req
480. Just as I suspected.Copy !req
481. This coin is his calling card.Copy !req
482. The Lemur, he is playing with us.Copy !req
483. I have a delivery here for Mr Eagle.Copy !req
484. Right here.Copy !req
485. - And here's your rope.
- Mmm.Copy !req
486. You were saying?Copy !req
487. Look at that.Copy !req
488. "Muppets sell out in Berlin." Five stars!Copy !req
489. Kermit the Frog is liking this news.Copy !req
490. Choc-choc, yeam!Copy !req
491. Ooh, tunnel.Copy !req
492. Ooh!Copy !req
493. It's not there.Copy !req
494. You were wrong!Copy !req
495. Not so fast.Copy !req
496. Oldest trick in the book.Copy !req
497. - Mmm.Copy !req
498. Write it in lemon juice,Copy !req
499. then simply apply heatCopy !req
500. to reveal Colonel Blood's map.Copy !req
501. Mmm...Copy !req
502. Of course, today,
the Crown Jewels lie behindCopy !req
503. the most sophisticated
security system on the planet.Copy !req
504. And this map, along with
Blood's key and locket,Copy !req
505. is the only way to get close to them.Copy !req
506. Good work, Number Two.Copy !req
507. What does it say
about location of Blood's key?Copy !req
508. Right.Copy !req
509. Something, something.Copy !req
510. "Finest wooden teeth."Copy !req
511. That is not helpful.Copy !req
512. Wait.Copy !req
513. There's the name of a city here.Copy !req
514. Madrid.Copy !req
515. You've got the wrong frog!Copy !req
516. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
517. Ah! OW.Copy !req
518. It's Constantine.Copy !req
519. - What?
- He's back.Copy !req
520. What are you doing?Copy !req
521. I'm not Constantine. My name is Kermit.Copy !req
522. Constantine, always with the jokes!Copy !req
523. Good old Constantine.
Always trying to pull a fast one.Copy !req
524. Old friend.Copy !req
525. Since you are back,Copy !req
526. I guess you are in charge
of prison again.Copy !req
527. Here, take prison crown.Copy !req
528. We have to readjust it again.
Sergei, you get on that.Copy !req
529. Take, take.Copy !req
530. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
531. Uh...Copy !req
532. Wait a minute.Copy !req
533. I've known Constantine for years.Copy !req
534. And he has never...Copy !req
535. Even“Copy !req
536. Said, "Thank you."Copy !req
537. Because I am not Constantine.Copy !req
538. - How dare you?
He's not Constantine!Copy !req
539. Let's throw him
in the recycling compacter!Copy !req
540. Yeah!Copy !req
541. Throw him
in the compacter!Copy !req
542. But I'm already green!Copy !req
543. Squash that frog!Copy !req
544. Put the frog down.Copy !req
545. Or I will deploy.Copy !req
546. Where am I?Copy !req
547. The Gulag.Copy !req
548. A gulag?Copy !req
549. Gulag. The Big House.Copy !req
550. Casa Grande!Copy !req
551. The Big House!Copy !req
552. - Hit it, boys.Copy !req
553. This is Russia's
premier state-funded hotelCopy !req
554. We're very proud
of our eclectic clienteleCopy !req
555. Excellence in service since 1932Copy !req
556. Don't believe what you read
in the online reviewsCopy !req
557. It's the Big House
The perfect getawayCopy !req
558. Welcome into the Big HouseCopy !req
559. You'll never get awayCopy !req
560. It's no Hilton or no Hyatt
But you will have a riotCopy !req
561. So please enjoy your stayCopy !req
562. Bah-dah-dahCopy !req
563. Here's the dining room
The menu is minimalCopy !req
564. What the cook does
to the food is criminalCopy !req
565. Pull up a seat, frogCopy !req
566. Grab yourself a stoolCopy !req
567. May I recommendCopy !req
568. You try our famous gruel?Copy !req
569. In the Big HouseCopy !req
570. You'll never be aloneCopy !req
571. Life ain't bad in the Big HouseCopy !req
572. - No, froggy, noCopy !req
573. Check out after 10Copy !req
574. Or 11 yearsCopy !req
575. Make yourself at homeCopy !req
576. Accommodation here is far superiorCopy !req
577. Than anything elseCopy !req
578. You Will find in SiberiaCopy !req
579. Let me know if
there's anything you needCopy !req
580. Everything is freeCopy !req
581. Money back, guaranteedCopy !req
582. In the Big HouseCopy !req
583. You will not surviveCopy !req
584. When you arrive in the Big HouseCopy !req
585. Run for your lifeCopy !req
586. Two, three, fourCopy !req
587. It's the Big House
The perfect getawayCopy !req
588. Welcome into the Big HouseCopy !req
589. You'll never get awayCopy !req
590. For your securityCopy !req
591. I'll keep the only keyCopy !req
592. Now, please enjoy your stayCopy !req
593. Listen, I'm telling you,
you've got the wrong frog!Copy !req
594. If you are not Constantine,
why do you have that mole?Copy !req
595. It's not real. Someone glued it to my lip.Copy !req
596. As far as authorities are concerned,
you are Constantine.Copy !req
597. Glue or no glue.Copy !req
598. - Make yourself comfortable.Copy !req
599. You're going to be here a while.Copy !req
600. I wouldn't be so sure.
My friends will be here soon!Copy !req
601. NADYAI NOW, lights out!Copy !req
602. Turn them back on! I can't see anything.Copy !req
603. You have to wait until
I'm, like, out of the hallway.Copy !req
604. It's figure of speech.Copy !req
605. Okay.Copy !req
606. It seems that Blood's key
is hidden in a marble bustCopy !req
607. of his accomplice,
Godfrey the Unknown,Copy !req
608. which is kept in the Statue Room
at the Prado Museum.Copy !req
609. CONSTANTINEI Perfect.Copy !req
610. We break in, steal the bust,
destroy it and grab key.Copy !req
611. Yeah, it's not that simple.
You see, no one knowsCopy !req
612. what Godfrey the Unknown looked like.Copy !req
613. Of course not.Copy !req
614. He was second in command,
so no one cared.Copy !req
615. And there's 250 statues in that room.Copy !req
616. That may be problem.
Let me think, Number Two.Copy !req
617. Hmm...Copy !req
618. Excusez-moi, Kermie.
Do you have a moment?Copy !req
619. Kermit.Copy !req
620. I just wanted to say
that I accept your apologyCopy !req
621. and I'm ready to put
our little disagreementCopy !req
622. or whatever it was, behind us.Copy !req
623. And, perhaps, I was a little
too eager about our wedding...Copy !req
624. Pig, I have question.Copy !req
625. Am I wearing sign
that says "Bother Me"?Copy !req
626. - What was that? What was that?Copy !req
627. Uh... I was in the middle of
evilly plotting.Copy !req
628. I do not like to be interrupted
while evilly plotting.Copy !req
629. If we're to get away with this,
you've got to keep up appearances.Copy !req
630. I am keeping up appearances.Copy !req
631. If you want the Crown Jewels,
stick to the plan.Copy !req
632. Do whatever the pig wants. Keep her
happy. Whatever she asks of you.Copy !req
633. Stupid frog!Copy !req
634. Stupid train!Copy !req
635. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
636. I don't want to talk to you, Kermit.Copy !req
637. I said, I want you out!Copy !req
638. I don't think you know what you want.Copy !req
639. - Yeah, I do. I just told you, I...
- Shh.Copy !req
640. You're my ladyCopy !req
641. and I'm your man, baby.Copy !req
642. And that's why, if you stick with me,Copy !req
643. I can give you what you want. Hmm?Copy !req
644. Baby, stop right thereCopy !req
645. Let me clear the airCopy !req
646. Baby, look into these eyes
Let me apologiseCopy !req
647. I know what you're thinking ofCopy !req
648. You're thinking, "Where's the love?"Copy !req
649. Babe, the love ain't gone
It's here where it belongsCopy !req
650. I know what you're waiting forCopy !req
651. Well, you don't need to wait no moreCopy !req
652. I can give you anything you wantCopy !req
653. Give you anything you needCopy !req
654. I'll make your dreams come trueCopy !req
655. Give you anything you wantCopy !req
656. Fulfil your fantasiesCopy !req
657. I'll make your dreams come trueCopy !req
658. You want a unicorn
I'll give it to youCopy !req
659. You want a puppy dog
I'll give it to youCopy !req
660. You want an ice cream cone
I'll give it to youCopy !req
661. You want a mortgage loan
I'll give it to youCopy !req
662. You want a satin pillow
I'll give it to youCopy !req
663. You want an armadillo
I'll give it to youCopy !req
664. You want a diamond ring
I'll give it to youCopy !req
665. You want a thingy-thing
I'll give it to youCopy !req
666. I know what you're waiting forCopy !req
667. Well, you don't need to wait no moreCopy !req
668. I can give you anything you wantCopy !req
669. Give you anything you needCopy !req
670. I'll make your dreams come trueCopy !req
671. Give you anything you want
Fulfil your fantasiesCopy !req
672. I'll make your dreams come trueCopy !req
673. Ooh-ooh! WhoaCopy !req
674. - I'm singing
- CockatooCopy !req
675. - Yeah
- KangarooCopy !req
676. OohCopy !req
677. In MalibuCopy !req
678. I'll give it to youCopy !req
679. I'll make your dreams come trueCopy !req
680. - Cockatoo
- CockatooCopy !req
681. - Kangaroo
- KangarooCopy !req
682. In MalibuCopy !req
683. I'll make your dreams come trueCopy !req
684. Oh, Kermie.Copy !req
685. You are what I've always wanted.Copy !req
686. - Uh, excuse us.
- Hmm?Copy !req
687. But we are all wondering,
what's the set list for tomorrow, chief?Copy !req
688. I don't care. Do whatever you want.Copy !req
689. MISS PIGGYI What?Copy !req
690. Is he serious?Copy !req
691. Uh, Kermit, could I do
indoor running of the bulls?Copy !req
692. Sure, Zongo. Who cares?Copy !req
693. Wow! Thank you, Kermit!Copy !req
694. Kermie, if he can do his thing,
why can't I sing my five songs?Copy !req
695. Well...Copy !req
696. You can. Who cares?Copy !req
697. We don't have time for all this stuff.Copy !req
698. We're up to a three-hour show, Kermit.Copy !req
699. You are forgetting one thing,
small man with glasses.Copy !req
700. I can give you what you want.Copy !req
701. All right!Copy !req
702. Okay. Indoor running the bulls.Copy !req
703. Won't the show be terrible? Uh... Guys?Copy !req
704. I'm so confused.Copy !req
705. Ah!Copy !req
706. Where are you guys?Copy !req
707. Looks like I'm gonna have to
break out of here myself.Copy !req
708. It's The Muppet Show,Copy !req
709. with our very special
guest star, Lynn Redgrave.Copy !req
710. Ya y!Copy !req
711. Yes!Copy !req
712. Oh. Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog, here.Copy !req
713. Hi-lo.Copy !req
714. Kermit the Frog here.Copy !req
715. The lovers,
the dreamers and meCopy !req
716. The lovers, the dreamers and cheeseCopy !req
717. Nailed it.Copy !req
718. It's El Muppet Show,Copy !req
719. with our very special guest,
Salma Hayek.Copy !req
720. Hey!Copy !req
721. - Would you look at that?
- No.Copy !req
722. Good idea.Copy !req
723. Yes! Hello and welcome
to El Muppet Show.Copy !req
724. Please welcome our opening act,
the Great GonzoCopy !req
725. and the indoor running of the bulls!Copy !req
726. Gonzo? Gonzo, I don't want to do this.Copy !req
727. What? This is gonna be great.Copy !req
728. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
729. Nope. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
730. - Where have you been?
- On stage.Copy !req
731. - Why did the...Copy !req
732. The bulls are out of control!
Who could have foreseen this?Copy !req
733. Me. I did.Copy !req
734. Here they come again!Copy !req
735. Okay. Sorry about that, folks,Copy !req
736. but now put your hands together
for Miss Piggy. Ole'!Copy !req
737. Don't you worry
about my boyfriendCopy !req
738. The boy whose name is KermitinoCopy !req
739. I don't believe it.Copy !req
740. They've managed the impossible.
What an achievement!Copy !req
741. Bravo! Bravo!Copy !req
742. What? You mean you actually
like this show now?Copy !req
743. No! They've made the show even worse!Copy !req
744. - Bravo! Bravo!
- Amazing!Copy !req
745. Where is it'?Copy !req
746. It's got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
747. Keep smashing, Number Two.Copy !req
748. What do you think I'm doing?
I'm smashing.Copy !req
749. Where is that key?Copy !req
750. The last one.
It better be in here.Copy !req
751. He looks a little bit like you,
Number Two.Copy !req
752. Colonel Blood's key.Copy !req
753. Nice of him to label it.Copy !req
754. - So, where is the locket?
- There's more.Copy !req
755. Of course.
That's where Blood's locket is.Copy !req
756. In the vaults of the Irish National Bank.Copy !req
757. Then I know where Muppet tour
must stop next. Dublin.Copy !req
758. Drum solo!Copy !req
759. Huh?Copy !req
760. A standing ovation?Copy !req
761. I am Kermit.Copy !req
762. I hope you enjoyed my show.Copy !req
763. I love you, Madrid!Copy !req
764. Wow, what an audience!
Great show, Kermit!Copy !req
765. They loved me, Kermie! They loved me!Copy !req
766. Guys?Copy !req
767. I'm not sure that was such a great show.Copy !req
768. Like, what are you talking about?Copy !req
769. That jam was, like, totally epic.Copy !req
770. Exactly.Copy !req
771. And I'm glad to say
the Spanish reviewersCopy !req
772. disagree with you as well, Walter.Copy !req
773. They loved us.Copy !req
774. Five out of five jamén serranos.Copy !req
775. Those reviews really came out fast.Copy !req
776. And Citizen Kane only got
four jamén serranos.Copy !req
777. And more good news.Copy !req
778. Pack up, everyone.
I've booked our next gig. In Dublin.Copy !req
779. Oh, great! Now we all
have time to rehearse.Copy !req
780. Rehearse? Let's celebrate.Copy !req
781. Yeah!Copy !req
782. Yes!
You deserve it, comrades!Copy !req
783. Go do whatever you want.Copy !req
784. Looks like we are busted.Copy !req
785. Exactly
what are we doing today?Copy !req
786. I am doing my job.Copy !req
787. All we need to do is look at the map
with the blinky lights, and wait.Copy !req
788. This is how it is done here in Europe.Copy !req
789. In America, we use 3-D
satellite LED displays.Copy !req
790. Not cardboard with Christmas
lights stuck through it.Copy !req
791. A blinky light! She is blinking! Let's go.Copy !req
792. What is this? A toy?Copy !req
793. This is my car, Le Maximum.Copy !req
794. It is illegal now in most of
the EU for its massive size.Copy !req
795. It's so needlessly spacious, I feel guilty.Copy !req
796. I hate Europe.Copy !req
797. Madrid, here we come!Copy !req
798. Get out of the way.Copy !req
799. Stay on the road!Copy !req
800. Interpol!Copy !req
801. Excusez-moi.Copy !req
802. Watch out, everyone!Copy !req
803. JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.Copy !req
804. The Lemur. I knew it.Copy !req
805. This doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
806. Why break in,
smash some priceless bustsCopy !req
807. and then not steal anything?Copy !req
808. There must be something bigger
going on.Copy !req
809. - But what?Copy !req
810. Ah, I've got it!Copy !req
811. Oh, sorry. 2:00 PM. My day is over.Copy !req
812. Wait. Those weirdos, the Muppets,Copy !req
813. were performing next
to the crime scene in Berlin.Copy !req
814. And here they are,Copy !req
815. performing right next
to the crime scene in Madrid!Copy !req
816. You know what that means.Copy !req
817. - Yes, they love museums!
- No!Copy !req
818. They're suspects!Copy !req
819. Okay. Overtime.Copy !req
820. We must find these Muppets
before they flee the country.Copy !req
821. To the train station!Copy !req
822. Hey, Larry, want a bite of my bocadillos?Copy !req
823. - What the...
- Ah!Copy !req
824. Are you all Les Muppets?Copy !req
825. Wow, those are big badges!Copy !req
826. - Thank you.
- Merci...Copy !req
827. Come, come. You must come with us
to answer some questions.Copy !req
828. Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played BerlinCopy !req
829. We rehearsed,
and then we walked aboutCopy !req
830. We ate bratwurst and sauerkrautCopy !req
831. That night at 10:03Copy !req
832. Were you inside the portrait gallery?Copy !req
833. My alibi is watertightCopy !req
834. The audience saw me sing all nightCopy !req
835. Monsieur, we know you did the crimeCopy !req
836. I was on stage that whole timeCopy !req
837. Ask who sang Rainbow ConnectionCopy !req
838. Thank you, Kermit, no more questionsCopy !req
839. Allo. I think it's time for
good cop/romantic cop.Copy !req
840. Miss Piggy,
you could end up locked insideCopy !req
841. And now's your chance
to save your hideCopy !req
842. Gentlemen, I did not knowCopy !req
843. It's a crime to steal the showCopy !req
844. Tell us how the art was takenCopy !req
845. If you want to save your baconCopy !req
846. I haven't seen your missing artCopy !req
847. All I've stolen is audience heartsCopy !req
848. We'll catch the swineCopy !req
849. That did this jobCopy !req
850. Give up the pig puns, creep!Copy !req
851. Go jump in a lake, that's my suggestionCopy !req
852. Thank you, Piggy, no more questionsCopy !req
853. I think she likes me. Huh?Copy !req
854. I don't think your puns
are helping the investigation.Copy !req
855. - You know, I think they did it
- No, they didn'tCopy !req
856. Yes, they did and we can pin itCopy !req
857. If they did hOW did they do it?Copy !req
858. If they didn't hoW did they didn't?Copy !req
859. If they didn't then it's easy
'cause they simply didn't do itCopy !req
860. If they did it, then I knew it
but we've nothing that can prove itCopy !req
861. Oh. Excuse me.Copy !req
862. Let's go from the startCopy !req
863. What do you know about the stolen art?Copy !req
864. I didn't know there was a planCopy !req
865. Your accusation's far out, manCopy !req
866. The chances of us committing
a crime are less than.009Copy !req
867. Uh, I can
do an Elvis impressionCopy !req
868. Thank you, Muppets
No more questionsCopy !req
869. - They didn't
- No, they didn'tCopy !req
870. There's no way they did the crimeCopy !req
871. - They couldn't, they're too stupid
- Not criminal mastermindsCopy !req
872. We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do itCopy !req
873. So we know who didn't do itCopy !req
874. Yes, we know who didn't do itCopy !req
875. They're incapable of being culpable!Copy !req
876. Hi!Copy !req
877. Come on.
Let's go over the files again.Copy !req
878. Stop digging escape tunnel, frog.Copy !req
879. How did you know?Copy !req
880. It's the first escape everyone tries.Copy !req
881. - That's the second escape people try.Copy !req
882. Oh, boy.Copy !req
883. Third way!Copy !req
884. Give up, frog.Copy !req
885. I have Netflix accountCopy !req
886. with search keywords "prison escape."Copy !req
887. I have seen
every prison movie ever made.Copy !req
888. Even the ones in space.Copy !req
889. Yeah, well...
Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
890. That's them! That's my friends!Copy !req
891. What happened to them?Copy !req
892. "Dominic Badguy.Copy !req
893. "An interview with the brains behindCopy !req
894. "the Muppets' triumphant
comeback world tour."Copy !req
895. What?Copy !req
896. It seems your friends
do not need you any more.Copy !req
897. They have forgotten about you.Copy !req
898. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
899. They wouldn't.Copy !req
900. They couldn't.Copy !req
901. We're a family.Copy !req
902. II?Copy !req
903. No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.Copy !req
904. People are only ever out for themselves.Copy !req
905. Listen, Kermit.Copy !req
906. We have annual lighthearted
Gulag Revue coming up.Copy !req
907. It is that, or they riot.Copy !req
908. - I thought you might help me.
- Uh...Copy !req
909. The thing is, Nadya,Copy !req
910. I'm sort of done doing that,
but thanks for the offer.Copy !req
911. This is not offer. This is prison.Copy !req
912. You are going to help me.Copy !req
913. Rehearsals tomorrow, 4:00 AM.Copy !req
914. Or I put you on The Wall.Copy !req
915. "The Wall"?Copy !req
916. Why would I be afraid of a wall?Copy !req
917. Ugh!Copy !req
918. Just direct the show.
You'll never escape.Copy !req
919. What time did you say
that rehearsal was?Copy !req
920. Ouch!Copy !req
921. Okay.
What about this comedian bear?Copy !req
922. He is too stupid to be stupid.
He must be some sort of genius.Copy !req
923. Maybe your "Lemur" hunch is correct.Copy !req
924. Except tor the tact that Les Mu ppetsCopy !req
925. play tomorrow night
at the Dublin Theater.Copy !req
926. Which just happens to be next door
to the Irish National Bank!Copy !req
927. Maybe your Muppet hunch is...Copy !req
928. Correct.Copy !req
929. It's almost as if we're...Copy !req
930. Not so differentCopy !req
931. afterCopy !req
932. all.Copy !req
933. Come, come, mon ami!Copy !req
934. We must follow Les Muppets to Dublin!Copy !req
935. To Dublin!Copy !req
936. CONSTANTINEI Kremlin!Copy !req
937. Huh?Copy !req
938. Putin!Copy !req
939. No, what are you doing?Copy !req
940. - Okay, number five, baby. Blow.
- Come on.Copy !req
941. - There you go. You know the routine.
- Come on, Diddy Daddy!Copy !req
942. - Hey, guys? Fellas?
- Whoa!Copy !req
943. Ah!Copy !req
944. Whoa, man!Copy !req
945. Hey, did you see that?Copy !req
946. - Huh?Copy !req
947. Um, do you guys think that Kermit's
been acting a little weird lately?Copy !req
948. No.Copy !req
949. You're probably right. It's just me.Copy !req
950. Bad frog.Copy !req
951. Come to the end of the roadCopy !req
952. Still I can'tCopy !req
953. Let goCopy !req
954. It's unnaturalCopy !req
955. You belong to meCopy !req
956. I belong to youCopy !req
957. Enough!Copy !req
958. You're all terrible.Copy !req
959. Fix this. Or it's The Wall.Copy !req
960. Oh.Copy !req
961. Of course.Copy !req
962. Guys, um...Copy !req
963. It's always good to start
with an up-tempo song and danceCopy !req
964. and then go into a comedy routine.Copy !req
965. But we like Boyz ll Men!Copy !req
966. It is Big Papa's favourite song.
Lot of emotions in that song for him.Copy !req
967. I'm not learning no other song.
I'm a triple threat!Copy !req
968. A singer, a dancer and a murderer!Copy !req
969. There you go. How do you like that?Copy !req
970. Drum solo! Drum solo!Copy !req
971. When do I do
the indoor running of the bulls?Copy !req
972. What about the band's
marathon jam session?Copy !req
973. Four or five musical numbers.Copy !req
974. Quiet!Copy !req
975. Now, look! We are holding
auditions tomorrow.Copy !req
976. And if any of you
have a problem with that,Copy !req
977. any of you, then my door is always open!Copy !req
978. Thank you, Kermit.Copy !req
979. This is what we've all
been waiting to hear.Copy !req
980. Teach us, Kermit.Copy !req
981. We will do whatever frog say.Copy !req
982. Put it there.Copy !req
983. Good night, frog. Nice work today.Copy !req
984. Thanks, Nadya.Copy !req
985. Even if your friends
don't need you, we certainly do.Copy !req
986. Good night.Copy !req
987. - Good night, Big Papa.
- 'Night, Nadya.Copy !req
988. - Good night, Carl.
- Good night, Nadya.Copy !req
989. - Good night, Prison King.
- Good night, Nadya.Copy !req
990. - Good night, Skullcrusher.
- Good night.Copy !req
991. - Good night, Danny Trejo.
- Good night, Nadya.Copy !req
992. No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.Copy !req
993. People are only
ever out for themselves.Copy !req
994. Well, Well, Well.Copy !req
995. What's he up to?Copy !req
996. Hmm.Copy !req
997. Huh?Copy !req
998. Gentlemen.Copy !req
999. I need this review
to go into Friday's paper.Copy !req
1000. Super positive. Five stars.Copy !req
1001. I won't be paid off for a review.
I'm a journalist.Copy !req
1002. I'm joking, of course. Cash or credit?Copy !req
1003. - Oh!Copy !req
1004. - What was that?
- Rats.Copy !req
1005. Who cares?Copy !req
1006. Hand these tickets out
to anyone who will take one.Copy !req
1007. In fact, you may have to
actually pay people to come.Copy !req
1008. - It's the Muppets. It's not gonna be easy.
- Mmm. Oh.Copy !req
1009. And I want a standing ovation.Copy !req
1010. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1011. Where does he keep
all those suitcases?Copy !req
1012. Hmm. Let's see here.Copy !req
1013. What's Kermit doing on
the cover of this newspaper?Copy !req
1014. on! Ow!Copy !req
1015. Dominic's the bad guy!
Dominic's the bad guy!Copy !req
1016. - Fozzie!
- Mmm?Copy !req
1017. Dominic's the reason
we've been selling out our shows!Copy !req
1018. He's been giving away ticketsCopy !req
1019. and bribing journalists
to write great reviews!Copy !req
1020. Why didn't
we ever think of doing that?Copy !req
1021. Huh?Copy !req
1022. I mean, that's terrible!Copy !req
1023. The question is, why?Copy !req
1024. And could it have anything to do withCopy !req
1025. why Kermit's been
acting so weird lately?Copy !req
1026. Hey, wanna see something funny?Copy !req
1027. Yes, Constantine,
the world's most dangerous frog.Copy !req
1028. Fozzie, what does he have to
do with what I just told you?Copy !req
1029. Nothing, but check this out.Copy !req
1030. A-ha!Copy !req
1031. Oh, look, it's Kermit.Copy !req
1032. FOZZIEI A-ha!Copy !req
1033. What did you do
with Kermit?Copy !req
1034. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1035. Fozzie...Copy !req
1036. What if Kermit has been replacedCopy !req
1037. by this Constantine guy?Copy !req
1038. Nah, that's impossible. We'd all notice!Copy !req
1039. Wouldn't we?Copy !req
1040. Kermit?Copy !req
1041. Are... Are you there?Copy !req
1042. Hello?Copy !req
1043. FOZZIEI Kermit?Copy !req
1044. Everything's fine. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1045. - Wait!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1046. We should look around.Copy !req
1047. Huh. Kermit's got a big bomb collection.Copy !req
1048. Looks like he's planning
some sort of comedy heist bit.Copy !req
1049. I hope not. Those never work.Copy !req
1050. Mmm.Copy !req
1051. What's that?Copy !req
1052. Oh, no.Copy !req
1053. What, what, what? What?Copy !req
1054. Oh, no.Copy !req
1055. - We got to get out of here!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1056. Not so fast.Copy !req
1057. Where's Kermit?Copy !req
1058. What do you want?Copy !req
1059. You have wocka-ed
your last wocka, bear.Copy !req
1060. Huh?Copy !req
1061. - Bad frog!
Animal!Copy !req
1062. - Oh, good boy!
- Great job!Copy !req
1063. - Thank you.Copy !req
1064. Quick! The freight train!Copy !req
1065. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1066. We got to go back! Warn the others!Copy !req
1067. I tried. They didn't believe me.Copy !req
1068. It's our word against his
and, well, he's fooled them all.Copy !req
1069. Should we go to the police?Copy !req
1070. We don't have any evidence!Copy !req
1071. I feel terrible.Copy !req
1072. I'm the one who talked Kermit
into doing this tour in the first place.Copy !req
1073. Oh, I wish Kermit was here!
He would know what to do.Copy !req
1074. You're right.Copy !req
1075. There's only one guy
in this world who can save us.Copy !req
1076. Only one frog who can restore order,Copy !req
1077. bring justice,Copy !req
1078. and set things right!Copy !req
1079. You are talking about Kermit, right?Copy !req
1080. Yes, Fozzie. Kermit.Copy !req
1081. - Turn, turn, out, in, jump, step,Copy !req
1082. step, kick, kick, leap, kick, touch.Copy !req
1083. Got it? From the top.
A-five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
1084. gsmsms) God, I hope I get itCopy !req
1085. I hope I get itCopy !req
1086. - How many people does he need?
- How many people does he need?Copy !req
1087. God, I hope I get itCopy !req
1088. I hope I get itCopy !req
1089. How many boys, how many girls?Copy !req
1090. How many boys, how many?Copy !req
1091. Look at all the people
At all the peopleCopy !req
1092. How many people does he need?Copy !req
1093. How many boys, how many girls?Copy !req
1094. How many people does he...Copy !req
1095. I really need this jobCopy !req
1096. Please, God, I need this jobCopy !req
1097. I've got to get this jobCopy !req
1098. Good!Copy !req
1099. Great!Copy !req
1100. That's it, guys, that's it!Copy !req
1101. That's good, guys! Come on!
And hit it hard!Copy !req
1102. I really need this jobCopy !req
1103. Please, God, I need this jobCopy !req
1104. I've got to get this jobCopy !req
1105. Okay. All right. Yes.Copy !req
1106. Uh, Nadya?Copy !req
1107. I think perhaps we should,
perhaps, keep it prisoners only.Copy !req
1108. Of course. I just love Broadway.Copy !req
1109. But you are right, Kermit, as ever.Copy !req
1110. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1111. Okay, fellas, listen up.Copy !req
1112. Here's who made the cut.Copy !req
1113. Sergei! King! That's you.Copy !req
1114. You are always right,
my beautiful amphibian prince.Copy !req
1115. I will never let you go.Copy !req
1116. This is better.Copy !req
1117. Oh... What's wrong? You only ever knit
when you're stressed.Copy !req
1118. CONSTANTINEI The bear,Copy !req
1119. the little guy and their dog,
they are onto us.Copy !req
1120. They got away.Copy !req
1121. How are we gonna spin this?Copy !req
1122. Comrades,
I'm afraid I have bad news.Copy !req
1123. Walter and Fonzie
have quit the Muppets.Copy !req
1124. Wait.Copy !req
1125. You can quit the Muppets?Copy !req
1126. Wait a second.
Walter quit the Muppets?Copy !req
1127. We just did a whole movie
where he joined the Muppets.Copy !req
1128. Yeah, we sure spent a lot of time on it.Copy !req
1129. RIZZOI Ha! I'll say.Copy !req
1130. Maybe even at the expense of other
long-standing, beloved Muppets.Copy !req
1131. Come on, Robin.Copy !req
1132. Coming.Copy !req
1133. Well, as the old saying goes...Copy !req
1134. The show must continue,Copy !req
1135. - in a timely fashion.
Wait.Copy !req
1136. Fozzie and Walter are part of our family.Copy !req
1137. We can't let them go without a fight.Copy !req
1138. Right, Kermit?Copy !req
1139. I know this is hard, Gonzo.Copy !req
1140. Walter and Fonzie were my best friends.Copy !req
1141. Kermit...Copy !req
1142. Are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
1143. Yes, I'm fine, pig.Copy !req
1144. I could never lose you.Copy !req
1145. You complete me.Copy !req
1146. Oh, Kermie.Copy !req
1147. Guys, come on!Copy !req
1148. This is gonna be fantastic.
We should be celebrating!Copy !req
1149. Yes. Remember,
I can give you what you want.Copy !req
1150. - Yeah?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
1151. - I'll keep that in mind.
- Say, has anyone seen Animal?Copy !req
1152. Does anybody else feel like
we're travelling in circles?Copy !req
1153. There it is!Copy !req
1154. Finally!Copy !req
1155. Take me by the tongue
And I'll know youCopy !req
1156. Kiss me on the cheek
And I'll show youCopy !req
1157. All the moves like JaggerCopy !req
1158. I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the...Copy !req
1159. Do you have evidence
to frame the bear?Copy !req
1160. Excellent.Copy !req
1161. Where are the guards?Copy !req
1162. Stay here.Copy !req
1163. - I'm going to check on the vault.
- Oui.Copy !req
1164. - Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1165. Stop it!Copy !req
1166. Whoa!Copy !req
1167. Colonel Blood's locket.Copy !req
1168. Of course. Now grab it.Copy !req
1169. Shawn.Copy !req
1170. Someone's coming. Abort!Copy !req
1171. I think I just saw something.
It's headed back towards the theatre!Copy !req
1172. Near, farCopy !req
1173. Wherever you are...Copy !req
1174. - That was close.
- Too close.Copy !req
1175. We need to move to
final phase three. "Wedding."Copy !req
1176. You're hereCopy !req
1177. Hey, Kermit, you can't go out there.
It's Piggy's Celine Dion number.Copy !req
1178. Whoa!Copy !req
1179. And I know that my heart will...Copy !req
1180. Did you see anything?Copy !req
1181. Not a thing. It is my lunch hour.
It lasts six hours.Copy !req
1182. Excuse me.Copy !req
1183. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
1184. I have an announcement!Copy !req
1185. - What?Copy !req
1186. Kermit,Copy !req
1187. I'm in the middle of a song here!Copy !req
1188. Miss Piggy.Copy !req
1189. I have very important question for you.Copy !req
1190. Yeah? What are you doing?Copy !req
1191. Do you wish to become Mrs Piggy?Copy !req
1192. - Or rather, Mrs The Frog?Copy !req
1193. Aw.Copy !req
1194. Oh, Kermie, I thought you'd never ask.
I really thought you'd never ask!Copy !req
1195. So?Copy !req
1196. What do you say?Copy !req
1197. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1198. Yes! Yes! Of course! Yes!Copy !req
1199. I can't believe this! After all this time,Copy !req
1200. it was finally just so easy!Copy !req
1201. Hmm.Copy !req
1202. That's right, folks,
it's the Muppet weddingCopy !req
1203. the world has been waiting for.Copy !req
1204. We're putting our tour on hold...Copy !req
1205. What?Copy !req
1206. to be married in two days' timeCopy !req
1207. at the world's most romantic location,Copy !req
1208. - the Tower of London.Copy !req
1209. Here's a Muppet newsflash.Copy !req
1210. The years of waiting are over.Copy !req
1211. The biggest "Will they, won't they?"
of all timesCopy !req
1212. has been answered
with a firm, "They will."Copy !req
1213. Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy
are to be married!Copy !req
1214. That's right, folks.
They're finally tying the knot.Copy !req
1215. Well, at least they didn't get
the pot of gold.Copy !req
1216. No, they did not.Copy !req
1217. I have never been to
a more ridiculous crime scene.Copy !req
1218. The comedian bear, he was here.Copy !req
1219. The Lemur.
He, too, was here.Copy !req
1220. Could the comedian bear and
the Lemur be one and the same?Copy !req
1221. The comedian bear is the Lemur.
That is brilliant.Copy !req
1222. But why would he steal
a bunch of old bones?Copy !req
1223. The bones apparently belonged
to one Colonel Thomas Blood.Copy !req
1224. He was the only man to ever nearly
steal the Crown Jewels of England.Copy !req
1225. Wait! Where did the frog say
he was getting married?Copy !req
1226. The Tower of London.Copy !req
1227. The comedian bear
is planning on stealing...Copy !req
1228. - The Tower of London!
- The Crown Jewels!Copy !req
1229. The Crown Jewels.Copy !req
1230. Sir, where would you like the flowers?Copy !req
1231. Who cares?Copy !req
1232. Hey, chief.Copy !req
1233. Hi-lo.Copy !req
1234. Uh, we've all been thinking, and...Copy !req
1235. Well, after you and Miss Piggy
get married,Copy !req
1236. what's gonna happen to the tour?Copy !req
1237. And to us?Copy !req
1238. Well, now you guys
have all the freedom you want.Copy !req
1239. You don't need me.Copy !req
1240. I'm done with Muppets.Copy !req
1241. - Huh?Copy !req
1242. But, hey, it's been a good run, right?Copy !req
1243. Hmm?Copy !req
1244. Good luck.Copy !req
1245. Kermit!Copy !req
1246. Did he just say what I thought he said?Copy !req
1247. What are we gonna do without Kermit?Copy !req
1248. The only thing we can do.Copy !req
1249. Pack up, go to the wedding,Copy !req
1250. and head back home.Copy !req
1251. Oh, Foo Foo, it's always been a fight.Copy !req
1252. But this is so easy,
it just doesn't feel right.Copy !req
1253. This is my dream come trueCopy !req
1254. The day has come for us to say "I do"Copy !req
1255. There's nowhere else I'd rather beCopy !req
1256. Nothing in the world means
more to me than youCopy !req
1257. I've waited so patientlyCopy !req
1258. I knew you were the only frog for meCopy !req
1259. Always knew this day would comeCopy !req
1260. It's written in the stars
It's destinyCopy !req
1261. So how can something so rightCopy !req
1262. Feel so wrong tonight?Copy !req
1263. After all we've been throughCopy !req
1264. Why do I feel I don't know you?Copy !req
1265. We'll settle down and start a familyCopy !req
1266. Have a mini you and a mini meCopy !req
1267. A little pink frog and a little green piggyCopy !req
1268. They'll learn to say hello
and say goodbyeCopy !req
1269. We'll grow grey and oldCopy !req
1270. And live the quiet lifeCopy !req
1271. Just you and ICopy !req
1272. Hand in hand we'll stay togetherCopy !req
1273. Hey. Look at that sky.Copy !req
1274. Forever and everCopy !req
1275. Oh!Copy !req
1276. So how can something so rightCopy !req
1277. Feel so wrong tonight?Copy !req
1278. After all we've been throughCopy !req
1279. Why do I feel I don't know you?Copy !req
1280. How can something so right
feel so wrong inside?Copy !req
1281. How can something so good
leave me feeling so bad?Copy !req
1282. How can my dreams coming trueCopy !req
1283. Leave me lonely and blue?Copy !req
1284. How come the happiest day
of my life is so sad?Copy !req
1285. How can I feel the high
when I feel so low?Copy !req
1286. After all we've been through
After coming so farCopy !req
1287. Is this my destiny?Copy !req
1288. Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-miCopy !req
1289. Where is the love that's writtenCopy !req
1290. In the stars?Copy !req
1291. How can something so rightCopy !req
1292. Feel so wrong tonight?Copy !req
1293. Hey-hey-heyCopy !req
1294. After all we've been throughCopy !req
1295. Why do I feel I don'tCopy !req
1296. Know you?Copy !req
1297. Oh, Kermie.Copy !req
1298. - Hey, the show's starting.
- Hmm? Ah, yeah!Copy !req
1299. Lady and gentlemen,Copy !req
1300. good evening and welcome to
the Gulag Annual Revue Show!Copy !req
1301. Escape, you're up after the ballet.Copy !req
1302. Okay... Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1303. Kermit! Kermit! Psst!Copy !req
1304. - Kermit.Copy !req
1305. Fozzie. Walter. Animal.Copy !req
1306. We're here to rescue you.Copy !req
1307. Yes! And we've got to go right now!Copy !req
1308. Yeah!Copy !req
1309. Hey!Copy !req
1310. I can't believe you're here.
It's so good to see you guys!Copy !req
1311. Kermit, listen.Copy !req
1312. An evil frog named ConstantineCopy !req
1313. has taken over the Muppets
and replaced you!Copy !req
1314. What? Constantine replaced me?Copy !req
1315. Yeah.Copy !req
1316. And he was working together
with Dominic.Copy !req
1317. They're planning something terrible,
but we don't know what.Copy !req
1318. But...Copy !req
1319. How could you not have noticed
that he'd replaced me, Fozzie?Copy !req
1320. He looked like you
and he talked like you.Copy !req
1321. Okay, he didn't talk that much like you,
come to think of it.Copy !req
1322. But he said he had a cold.Copy !req
1323. Animal know.Copy !req
1324. - "Animal know"?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1325. You mean, all this time,
I've been locked in a Russian gulag,Copy !req
1326. no one, not one single personCopy !req
1327. from the Muppets except AnimalCopy !req
1328. noticed I'd been replaced by
an evil criminal mastermind?Copy !req
1329. It sounds worse than it was.Copy !req
1330. No. It's as bad as it sounds.Copy !req
1331. I thought you guys
had forgotten about me.Copy !req
1332. That you didn't need me any more.Copy !req
1333. We'd never forget about you.Copy !req
1334. We need you more than ever, Kermit.Copy !req
1335. Good frog.Copy !req
1336. - Late extra! Late extra! Read all about it!Copy !req
1337. Kermit and Miss Piggy
to be married in London!Copy !req
1338. WALTER; What?
Uh-Oh.Copy !req
1339. Piggy?Copy !req
1340. Piggy's gonna marry the world's
most dangerous frog tomorrow?Copy !req
1341. PiQQY and the gang are in danger!Copy !req
1342. To London!Copy !req
1343. No. Kermit!Copy !req
1344. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I'm in a gulag.Copy !req
1345. Sorry about that, Ivan!Copy !req
1346. It's okay!Copy !req
1347. No problem, Kermit. It's easy mistake.Copy !req
1348. Right. Thanks for not shooting me!Copy !req
1349. Sure. No problem...
Hey, nothing personal.Copy !req
1350. We have to escape, guys. Tonight!Copy !req
1351. FOZZIEI But how?Copy !req
1352. - Kermit.Copy !req
1353. Do you know where these prop
pickaxes and shovelsCopy !req
1354. are supposed to go
for this big mining number?Copy !req
1355. Uh...
- Wait!Copy !req
1356. I've got it!Copy !req
1357. And now, folks,
the Great Escape!Copy !req
1358. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1359. - Nice try, Escapo.Copy !req
1360. I sure hope this works, Walter.Copy !req
1361. I have tried a lot of ways
to get out of here.Copy !req
1362. This is gonna work, Kermit.
I'll see you on the outside.Copy !req
1363. Okay!Copy !req
1364. Gosh, I hope this works.Copy !req
1365. Oh, thank you, thank you,
everybody. And now,Copy !req
1366. we're going underground.
Working in the coal mine!Copy !req
1367. Working in a coal mineCopy !req
1368. Going down, down, downCopy !req
1369. Working in a coal mine
Whoop! About to slip downCopy !req
1370. Five o'clock in morningCopy !req
1371. I'm already up and goneCopy !req
1372. Lord, I'm so tiredCopy !req
1373. How long can this go on?
That I'm a...Copy !req
1374. Working in a coal mineCopy !req
1375. Going down, down, downCopy !req
1376. Working in a coal mine
Whoops! About to slip downCopy !req
1377. Oh, Lord, I'm so tiredCopy !req
1378. Working in a coal mine
Going down, down, downCopy !req
1379. Working in a coal mineCopy !req
1380. Whoop! About to slip downCopy !req
1381. - Working
- In a coal mineCopy !req
1382. - Going
- Down, down, downCopy !req
1383. - And working
- In a coal mineCopy !req
1384. - Whoops!
- About to slip downCopy !req
1385. In the coal mineCopy !req
1386. Whoo!Copy !req
1387. - Bravo! Bravo!
- Bravo!Copy !req
1388. Oh, no.Copy !req
1389. Kermie!Copy !req
1390. I can't believe that worked!Copy !req
1391. We did it! Great work, guys!Copy !req
1392. Now put the pedal to the metal.
We have a wedding to crash!Copy !req
1393. Yeah!Copy !req
1394. That's a nice venue.Copy !req
1395. The main entrance is
too well-guarded.Copy !req
1396. I'm gonna need to get in
some other way.Copy !req
1397. Here you go.Copy !req
1398. You're the new guy?Copy !req
1399. Yes, I am.Copy !req
1400. Next time, wear a uniform.Copy !req
1401. Right.Copy !req
1402. Wow, Kermit, you were like
James Bond back there.Copy !req
1403. Thanks, Fozzie. Okay, listen, guys.Copy !req
1404. Walter, you and Animal
go look in the chapel.Copy !req
1405. Right.Copy !req
1406. - Fozzie, come with me.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1407. - Good luck, guys.
- You, too, Kermit.Copy !req
1408. KERMITI Piggy?Copy !req
1409. Where is she?Copy !req
1410. Kermit, these are your clothes.Copy !req
1411. - Whoa!Copy !req
1412. Shh!Copy !req
1413. This tuxedo is too tight.Copy !req
1414. Someone's coming! Hide! Hide!Copy !req
1415. Which room
am I supposed to be in?Copy !req
1416. Ah, here it is.Copy !req
1417. I hate weddings.Copy !req
1418. Hmm?Copy !req
1419. Hmm...Copy !req
1420. Ha!Copy !req
1421. What the...Copy !req
1422. Ah. There you are.Copy !req
1423. Well, don't just stand there gawping,
Number Two.Copy !req
1424. Come in.Copy !req
1425. Let us take this convenient opportunity
to review our plans. Hmm?Copy !req
1426. Once you've stolen the Crown Jewels
and framed the Muppets,Copy !req
1427. ring the tower bell five times
and we will rendezvous on the roof.Copy !req
1428. But what will you do
when you're married?Copy !req
1429. Because the pig will know everything.Copy !req
1430. Once she's served her purpose,
kaboom.Copy !req
1431. It will be bacon for breakfast.Copy !req
1432. Champagne fridge delivery.Copy !req
1433. Put it over there on the bear-skin rug.Copy !req
1434. FOZZIEI Ooh!Copy !req
1435. Thank you!Copy !req
1436. It's show time.Copy !req
1437. Fozzie, are you okay?Copy !req
1438. Yeah, I think so. How do I look?Copy !req
1439. You look fine. You look fine.Copy !req
1440. Come on, we have to go rescue
Miss Piggy!Copy !req
1441. Right! Let's go!Copy !req
1442. The Lemur! I have you finally!Copy !req
1443. And Constantine,
the world's most dangerous frog!Copy !req
1444. No,no, no.Copy !req
1445. As you might say, case sol-ved!Copy !req
1446. Perfect! Time for my annual
eight-week paid vacation.Copy !req
1447. - Au revoir.
- Au revoir.Copy !req
1448. No, wait!Copy !req
1449. What am I supposed to do with them
until the mobile holding unit arrives?Copy !req
1450. On holiday!Copy !req
1451. No, you've got the wrong frog.Copy !req
1452. And stay there! Hmph!Copy !req
1453. Oh, and so you know, Number Two,
I have hired us help.Copy !req
1454. The world's smallest team
of jewel thieves.Copy !req
1455. Babies, meet your new boss.Copy !req
1456. Genius, I know! Who would suspect
babies of stealing Crown Jewels?Copy !req
1457. Look at their sweet faces.Copy !req
1458. Let's see.
Where am I seated?Copy !req
1459. I'll need an usher.
Usher? ls there an usher?Copy !req
1460. Yes. I'm the Usher.Copy !req
1461. Pig or frog?Copy !req
1462. What do you think?Copy !req
1463. I don't know, man. Pig?Copy !req
1464. No. Frog. I'm related through marriage.Copy !req
1465. What kind of an usher are you?Copy !req
1466. You're up, little dudes.Copy !req
1467. GO, go!Copy !req
1468. Down.Copy !req
1469. Tip.Copy !req
1470. Come on! What the...Copy !req
1471. Dominic. Hey, Dominic.
- Shh.Copy !req
1472. Shut up.Copy !req
1473. The wedding, it's starting.Copy !req
1474. She looks beautiful.Copy !req
1475. Fozzie, we got to do something.Copy !req
1476. Oh, this is so frustrating!Copy !req
1477. Wow, would you look at that?Copy !req
1478. Now that's a poorly made car.Copy !req
1479. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1480. I'm just happy for them.
Really happy for them.Copy !req
1481. - Would you please stop talking?
- Okay.Copy !req
1482. Dearly beloved...Copy !req
1483. What! Code Red! Code Red!Copy !req
1484. Oh, come on.Copy !req
1485. - Not a laser web.
Ooh, pretty.Copy !req
1486. Right. Go and get
the suspend-y ropey thing.Copy !req
1487. - And my really cool skintight outfit.
- Yep.Copy !req
1488. Shawn, come back from vacation!Copy !req
1489. Constantine and the Lemur
have escaped.Copy !req
1490. The Crown Jewels are in danger!Copy !req
1491. We are gathered here today
to witness the unionCopy !req
1492. of this pig and this frogCopy !req
1493. in Holy Matrimony
before the presence of God.Copy !req
1494. Do you, Kermit the Frog,Copy !req
1495. take Miss Piggy to be
your lawfully wedded wife,Copy !req
1496. in sickness and in health,
so help you God?Copy !req
1497. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
1498. - And do you, Miss piggy“
"Hmm? 'Copy !req
1499. take Kermit the Frog
to be your lawfully wedded husband,Copy !req
1500. in sickness and in health,
so help you God?Copy !req
1501. L.-Copy !req
1502. L.-Copy !req
1503. Just say "I do."Copy !req
1504. This is
what you've always wanted, right?Copy !req
1505. I do?Copy !req
1506. I'm sorry, is that a question?Copy !req
1507. No, it was not a question.Copy !req
1508. We have to do something, guys.Copy !req
1509. Kermit, we've got to
get you close to Miss Piggy!Copy !req
1510. Huh. What does this do?Copy !req
1511. Ooh!Copy !req
1512. - What the...
- Piggy, it's me, Kermit.Copy !req
1513. Come on, we have to get out of here!
The wedding is off.Copy !req
1514. Oh, wow!Copy !req
1515. Like, I kind of knew
he'd get cold flippers.Copy !req
1516. Huh?Copy !req
1517. Excuse us.Copy !req
1518. No, Kermit! What are you doing?Copy !req
1519. - Piggy, I will explain later.
- I cannot believe...Copy !req
1520. Come here, frog!Copy !req
1521. Where you going?Copy !req
1522. I'm sorry, my dear, forgive me.Copy !req
1523. What is going on
at my wedding?Copy !req
1524. - Gotcha!
- What?Copy !req
1525. Animal, pull!Copy !req
1526. What is happening here?Copy !req
1527. Catch froggie! Catch froggie!Copy !req
1528. Well, this is the best
Muppet wedding ever!Copy !req
1529. Piggy, listen! That's not me! I'm me!Copy !req
1530. He's Constantine,
the world's most dangerous...Copy !req
1531. Two Kermits?Copy !req
1532. Well, that explains a lot.Copy !req
1533. How can there be two Kermits?Copy !req
1534. Of all the ways to ruin a wedding,
this has got to be the most creative.Copy !req
1535. Two Kermits!Copy !req
1536. No, just one Kermit. Me.Copy !req
1537. No, no, no.
Do not listen to him!Copy !req
1538. I am the real Kermit.Copy !req
1539. That's ridiculous!
I am Kermit the Frog!Copy !req
1540. No, lam Kermit
the Frog! Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.Copy !req
1541. KERMITI "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"Copy !req
1542. Would every Kermit be quiet!Copy !req
1543. Huh?Copy !req
1544. Well, there's only one sure way
to settle this.Copy !req
1545. First Kermit.Copy !req
1546. Will you marry me?Copy !req
1547. Yes, of course, let's go!Copy !req
1548. The helicopter is waiting, my love!Copy !req
1549. And you, the other Kermit...Copy !req
1550. Will you marry me?Copy !req
1551. Well, I mean, I...Copy !req
1552. - I would. I mean, I could. It's...Copy !req
1553. That's my Kermit!Copy !req
1554. That's our frog!Copy !req
1555. Kissy-kissy!Copy !req
1556. Hmm...Copy !req
1557. That is right, Muppets!Copy !req
1558. I am Constantine,Copy !req
1559. the world's most dangerous frog
and number one criminal!Copy !req
1560. And a thousand times more frog
than this Kermit person!Copy !req
1561. And now,Copy !req
1562. I have only one thing to say to you fools!Copy !req
1563. Good night, folks!Copy !req
1564. Yay!Copy !req
1565. What is that?Copy !req
1566. It's a bomb!Copy !req
1567. This is where my patented magnetic
bomb-attractor vest can aid us,Copy !req
1568. that Beaker is conveniently wearing.Copy !req
1569. What? What's going on?Copy !req
1570. Wait! Miss Piggy's ring is the bomb!Copy !req
1571. Whoa!Copy !req
1572. Some of you guys grab Piggy,
and some of you guys grab me.Copy !req
1573. Pull!Copy !req
1574. That's only 800 years old.Copy !req
1575. Nicely done, Beaker!Copy !req
1576. Kermit! Help!Copy !req
1577. - Fi99v!
- Help!Copy !req
1578. She's on the roof!Copy !req
1579. Shut up and keep moving, pig!
You are my insurance policy!Copy !req
1580. Huh?Copy !req
1581. Number Two, you look ridiculous.Copy !req
1582. Why are you wearing that?Copy !req
1583. Because I am the Lemur.Copy !req
1584. And the world's
new number one criminal.Copy !req
1585. That's right.Copy !req
1586. This is where I double-cross you.Copy !req
1587. First rule of double-cross.Copy !req
1588. You don't announce the double-cross
before you double-cross.Copy !req
1589. It's not even a rule
because it is so obvious.Copy !req
1590. The Lemur is literally the worst bad guy
name I have ever heard!Copy !req
1591. Let's go!Copy !req
1592. Oh, no!Copy !req
1593. He's getting away!
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1594. I'm gonna stop that helicopter.Copy !req
1595. We're coming!
Hang on, Miss Piggy!Copy !req
1596. Jump!Copy !req
1597. - Shut up, pig!Copy !req
1598. Kermit!Copy !req
1599. We have to do something!Copy !req
1600. ' Qot it!Copy !req
1601. There's only one way
we can reach him up there!Copy !req
1602. Muppet Ladder!Copy !req
1603. - What the...
- Kermit!Copy !req
1604. Come on up, Chef!Copy !req
1605. Watch the hair, bear.Copy !req
1606. Give up, Constantine. I've got you now!Copy !req
1607. Bad move, frog.Copy !req
1608. - Kermit!Copy !req
1609. Okay, Kermit, we're coming to get you.Copy !req
1610. Now!Copy !req
1611. Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1612. No, something's wrong.Copy !req
1613. We're not moving.Copy !req
1614. You're ruining my getaway!Copy !req
1615. Hang on, Piggy! I'm coming!Copy !req
1616. Go get 'em, Kermit!Copy !req
1617. Kermie!Copy !req
1618. Welcome aboard, Kermit.Copy !req
1619. You don't know who you're dealing with.Copy !req
1620. I am the world's most dangerous frog.Copy !req
1621. Oh, brother!Copy !req
1622. You may be
the world's most dangerous frog,Copy !req
1623. but you're still a frog!Copy !req
1624. No one tricks me into marrying themCopy !req
1625. and then hurts my Kermie!Copy !req
1626. Ha!Copy !req
1627. What a woman!Copy !req
1628. Yeah. My woman.Copy !req
1629. And I believe this belongs to you.Copy !req
1630. Well, I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.Copy !req
1631. Oh, Kermie.Copy !req
1632. I'm so glad you did.Copy !req
1633. Okay. Can we get down now?Copy !req
1634. - We did it, guys!Copy !req
1635. What an action sequence!Copy !req
1636. You sure look pretty,
Miss Piggy.Copy !req
1637. Thank you.Copy !req
1638. Congratulations, weirdos,
you've saved the Crown Jewels!Copy !req
1639. And you've caught my nemesis,
the Lemur.Copy !req
1640. Look at his little costume.
That's adorable!Copy !req
1641. - I'm not adorable.
- He is adorable.Copy !req
1642. You're adorable!Copy !req
1643. Did you make that kitty-cat outfit?Copy !req
1644. The bad guy is Dominic Badguy!Copy !req
1645. Well, mon ami, I guess
this is where we say goodbye.Copy !req
1646. You go your way, and I go mine.Copy !req
1647. Here comes the rain.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
1648. And I said I wasn't going to do this.Copy !req
1649. Oh, pull yourself together, man.
Stop crying.Copy !req
1650. We're only saying our final farewell.Copy !req
1651. Goodbye forever!Copy !req
1652. I'm going to miss you so much!Copy !req
1653. I'm going to miss you, my French friend.Copy !req
1654. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
1655. - Yes.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
1656. - Take them away!
- Take them away!Copy !req
1657. Thank you.
- Au revoir, Muppets.Copy !req
1658. 'BYE-bye.
"See you!Copy !req
1659. You're number twoCopy !req
1660. - Sam.
Shut up.Copy !req
1661. Sam! Wait for me!Copy !req
1662. You know, I missed all of you so much.Copy !req
1663. There he is, right there!Copy !req
1664. Arrest him! Arrest that frog!Copy !req
1665. Nadya? Wait. For what?Copy !req
1666. For leading the largest
mass break-out in Gulag history.Copy !req
1667. You will get 30 years. Maybe 50.Copy !req
1668. - But“
- No "buts," Kermit.Copy !req
1669. You didn't finish Gulag Annual Revue,
and you didn't even say goodbye.Copy !req
1670. - What?
- What?Copy !req
1671. You are coming with me. Now, move!Copy !req
1672. Fellas, listen. Easy.Copy !req
1673. No, no, no! Kermit!Copy !req
1674. Wait!Copy !req
1675. We're sorry, Kermit.Copy !req
1676. We're sorry that
we didn't notice you were missing.Copy !req
1677. We're sorry we didn't tell you
often enoughCopy !req
1678. how much you mean to all of us.Copy !req
1679. We're sorry we ever
took you for granted.Copy !req
1680. But that's never going to happen again.Copy !req
1681. Because if Kermit
has to go back to the gulag,Copy !req
1682. you'll have to take me, too.Copy !req
1683. No.Copy !req
1684. You're my best friend, Kermit.
Wherever you go, I go.Copy !req
1685. You'll have to take me, too.Copy !req
1686. And me.Copy !req
1687. Kermit, we convinced
ourselves that evil frog was youCopy !req
1688. because he gave us
what we thought we wanted.Copy !req
1689. When what we really wanted...Copy !req
1690. What we really needed...Copy !req
1691. Was you, Kermit.Copy !req
1692. The actual, real you.Copy !req
1693. It would appear you were right, Kermit.Copy !req
1694. I guess this is your family.Copy !req
1695. And families belong together.Copy !req
1696. - You are free to go.Copy !req
1697. Forever.Copy !req
1698. Kermit, did you hear that? We're free!Copy !req
1699. Nadya, thank you! Great!Copy !req
1700. That's wonderful!Copy !req
1701. Wait!Copy !req
1702. Hey, guys, listen.
We still have to finish our world tour.Copy !req
1703. And I know where we need to play next.Copy !req
1704. For one night only,Copy !req
1705. Siberia, Russia!Copy !req
1706. Yes, yes!
I'll pack my swimsuit right away!Copy !req
1707. Oh, wonderful!Copy !req
1708. It's terrible.
You will hate it. You will hate it.Copy !req
1709. Okay, guys, this is it.
The Gulag Finale!Copy !req
1710. Here we go!Copy !req
1711. A-one, two, three, four!Copy !req
1712. Together again, againCopy !req
1713. Gee, it's good to be
together again, againCopy !req
1714. I just can't imagine
that you've ever been goneCopy !req
1715. It's not starting over
It's just going onCopy !req
1716. Together again, againCopy !req
1717. Now we're hereCopy !req
1718. And there's no need remembering whenCopy !req
1719. Because no feeling
feels like that feelingCopy !req
1720. Together againCopy !req
1721. Again, again, again!Copy !req
1722. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1723. Together again, againCopy !req
1724. Gee, it's good to be
together again, againCopy !req
1725. I just can't imagine
that you've ever been goneCopy !req
1726. It's not starting overCopy !req
1727. It's just going onCopy !req
1728. Together again, againCopy !req
1729. Now we're hereCopy !req
1730. And there's no need remembering whenCopy !req
1731. 'Cause no feeling feels like that feelingCopy !req
1732. Together againCopy !req
1733. AgainCopy !req
1734. I just can't imagine
that you've ever been goneCopy !req
1735. It's not starting over
It's just going onCopy !req
1736. Together again, againCopy !req
1737. Gee, it's good to be
together again, againCopy !req
1738. 'Cause no feeling feels like that feelingCopy !req
1739. Together a-...Copy !req
1740. Together a-...Copy !req
1741. Together again!Copy !req
1742. Okay, Nadya, this is it. Your solo.Copy !req
1743. NADYA'. Kermit!Copy !req
1744. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1745. - Hey, pull the rope!
- Oh, right.Copy !req
1746. This cast is really heavy.Copy !req
1747. Row“, some here.
Come here, come here.Copy !req
1748. Yeah, what do you got there?Copy !req
1749. FOZZIEI Take this.Copy !req
1750. You should have negotiated
a smaller font size.Copy !req
1751. I believe I may have
something that could help.Copy !req
1752. This is my automated
end-crawl operating machine.Copy !req
1753. All I have to do is push this button
and it will crawl all by itself.Copy !req
1754. - Whoa!Copy !req
1755. Oh. Let's try this.Copy !req
1756. Another qualified success.Copy !req
1757. Check this out.Copy !req
1758. You can go home now, Ma.
The movie is over.Copy !req