1. I was Flint's first mate that voyage,Copy !req
2. three days east of Tortola
in the Caribie.Copy !req
3. Flint knew an island.Copy !req
4. That's where we buried the treasure.Copy !req
5. Gold and blood,
they were Flint's trademarks.Copy !req
6. He'd leave both behind him that day.Copy !req
7. Shiver my timbers
shiver my soulCopy !req
8. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
9. There are men whose hearts
are as black as coalCopy !req
10. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
11. And they sailed their ship
'cross the ocean blueCopy !req
12. A bloodthirsty captain
and a cutthroat crewCopy !req
13. It's as dark a tale as was ever toldCopy !req
14. Of the lust for treasure
and the love of goldCopy !req
15. Shiver my timbers
shiver my sidesCopy !req
16. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
17. There are hungers as strong
as the winds and tidesCopy !req
18. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
19. And those buccaneers
drown their sins in rumCopy !req
20. The devil himself would
have to call them scumCopy !req
21. Every man aboard would have
killed his mateCopy !req
22. For a bag of guineas or a piece of eightCopy !req
23. A piece of eightCopy !req
24. - A piece of eight
- A five six seven eightCopy !req
25. Hulla wacka, ulla wacka
something not rightCopy !req
26. Many wicked icky things
gonna happen tonightCopy !req
27. Hulla wacka, moolah wacka
sailor man bewareCopy !req
28. When de money in de ground
dere's murder in de airCopy !req
29. Murder in the airCopy !req
30. One more time now.Copy !req
31. Shiver my timbers
shiver my bonesCopy !req
32. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
33. There are secrets that sleep
with old Davy JonesCopy !req
34. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
35. When the mainsail's set
and the anchor's weighedCopy !req
36. There's no turning back
from any course that's laidCopy !req
37. And when greed and villainy
sail the seaCopy !req
38. You can bet your boots
there'll be treacheryCopy !req
39. Shiver my timbers
shiver my sailsCopy !req
40. Dead men tell no talesCopy !req
41. Oh, aye.Copy !req
42. Fifteen men went ashore that day,Copy !req
43. and only Flint, his own self, returned.Copy !req
44. Oh, aye, and then old FlintyCopy !req
45. up and died afore they could get
back to that cursed islandCopy !req
46. and dig up the treasure.Copy !req
47. No one knows to this day
who has old Flint's map.Copy !req
48. Now, isn't that a story
worth the hearing?Copy !req
49. It was the first dozen times we heard it.Copy !req
50. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
51. But who has the map now, huh?Copy !req
52. Some black-hearted,
squid-suckin' buccaneer?Copy !req
53. Or maybe it's
our very own Jim Hawkins.Copy !req
54. Eh, Jimmy?Copy !req
55. If I had it, my friends and ICopy !req
56. wouldn't be here
serving you rum, Mr. Bones.Copy !req
57. That's right.
We'd be out searching for that treasure,Copy !req
58. sailing the seven seas
on a five-year mission,Copy !req
59. boldly going where no man
has gone before.Copy !req
60. - Say, that's catchy.
- Huh. Not me.Copy !req
61. If I had that treasure map,
I'd be tradin' it for a decent meal.Copy !req
62. Hey, Gonzo, you think
he's gonna eat this?Copy !req
63. Aye! Beware the one-legged man!
He's the one to fear!Copy !req
64. Don't worry, Captain.
We'll watch for him.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I'll watch for him...
If he's deliverin' a pizza.Copy !req
66. Oh!Copy !req
67. Even old Flinty feared him.Copy !req
68. If he comes pokin' 'round here,
you run for me whippety-quick!Copy !req
69. - If we see him, we'll tell you.
- Yeah. One leg, three heads,Copy !req
70. couple of dozen noses,
if anything weird happens...Copy !req
71. And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose.Copy !req
72. The one-legged man brings death.Copy !req
73. Time, gentlemen!Copy !req
74. Closing time!Copy !req
75. Ya pays your bills,
and then ya shove off.Copy !req
76. Go on, out ya go!Copy !req
77. You're drunk again, are ya?Copy !req
78. Boys, look at the state of this place!Copy !req
79. How comes it gets to be
such a pigsty, huh?Copy !req
80. Pigsty? Hey!Copy !req
81. No offense meant, gentlemen, sirs.
No offense meant.Copy !req
82. - Here's to you, boys!
- Time!Copy !req
83. - I'm away to my room.
- Thank you, Mr. Bones.Copy !req
84. - Thank you, Bill.
- There you go! Don't forgetCopy !req
85. to come back tomorrow
for our lunchtime special.Copy !req
86. - Roast suckling...
- Huh?Copy !req
87. Potatoes, sir.Copy !req
88. - Potatoes.
- Oh. All right.Copy !req
89. - No... No offense, madam. No offense.
- Ha!Copy !req
90. All right, boys.Copy !req
91. When you're finished here,
you can go and clean up in the kitchen.Copy !req
92. I left some table scraps
in there for your supper.Copy !req
93. Oh, yes, and boys,Copy !req
94. last night you forgot
to put out the lantern!Copy !req
95. If you forget that again,
there'll be no table scraps for a week!Copy !req
96. You're standing
on my ear.Copy !req
97. Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo!Copy !req
98. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
99. That's it. Steady.Copy !req
100. - I hate my life.
- I hate your life too.Copy !req
101. If I had a life, I'd hate it.Copy !req
102. I should just run off to sea
like my father did.Copy !req
103. He was my age when he sailed to
China as a cabin boy.Copy !req
104. He wound up a first mate.Copy !req
105. Run off to sea
and just leave everybody?Copy !req
106. Who's everybody?
I'm an orphan. I've got no family.Copy !req
107. - Hey, you got us!
- Yeah, we're family. Ah, got it.Copy !req
108. - Whoa! Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
109. Ow!Copy !req
110. I mean, some family we are.Copy !req
111. Be serious, Rizzo.
We don't exactly look alike.Copy !req
112. Okay, all right.
So I'm a rat and you're a human beingCopy !req
113. - and Gonzo's a, uh...
- Uh, whatever.Copy !req
114. Yeah. I mean, we're still...
We're still family.Copy !req
115. Yeah. Yeah,
but I wish my life were more likeCopy !req
116. one of Captain Bones' adventures,Copy !req
117. sailing the high seas
and searching for buried treasure.Copy !req
118. Yeah, discovering
lost islands and weird civilizations.Copy !req
119. Navigating with
my father's old compassCopy !req
120. to wherever the wind may take us.Copy !req
121. Off to Zanzibar
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.Copy !req
122. Here they go again.Copy !req
123. To the southwest, pirate galleons!Copy !req
124. To the southeast, multi-armed
Zanzibanian shark womenCopy !req
125. and their exploding wigs of death!Copy !req
126. To the northwest,
dirty dishes!Copy !req
127. How does she do that?Copy !req
128. - Might as well start. I'll wash.
- Yeah. I'll dry.Copy !req
129. I'll break.Copy !req
130. I look around here and I want to cryCopy !req
131. - Ah, me too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
132. I feel like the world is passing me byCopy !req
133. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
134. It is.Copy !req
135. And I just can't help but wonderCopy !req
136. Am I doomed to wash and dryCopy !req
137. and is it a curse I'm under
to do it 'til I dieCopy !req
138. - Oh, I hope not.
- Yeah.Copy !req
139. When I could be an explorerCopy !req
140. Sure ya could.Copy !req
141. Sailing off to distant landsCopy !req
142. Not so fast.Copy !req
143. Instead of spending every afternoonCopy !req
144. just getting dishpan handsCopy !req
145. My future looks like nowhere
that I want to beCopy !req
146. There's gotta be something betterCopy !req
147. Something betterCopy !req
148. There's gotta be something
better than this for meCopy !req
149. Well, now you're talkin'!Copy !req
150. If it's weird and wild let's go and find itCopy !req
151. The crazier, the better is what I sayCopy !req
152. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
153. To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind itCopy !req
154. Mind what?Copy !req
155. If we found someplace
with 10 square meals a dayCopy !req
156. Let danger call my nameCopy !req
157. If it does I'm gonna hideCopy !req
158. I'll put my courage to the testCopy !req
159. And I'll be by your sideCopy !req
160. He'll be by your sideCopy !req
161. There's gotta be
something better than thisCopy !req
162. - Something more than this
- I know that there's so much out thereCopy !req
163. - To see
- To seeCopy !req
164. And I know this life I'm livingCopy !req
165. Can't be my destinyCopy !req
166. There's gotta be something betterCopy !req
167. Something betterCopy !req
168. There's gotta be something
better than this for meCopy !req
169. - And me!
- Wait a minute. What about me?Copy !req
170. There's something better
than this for you andCopy !req
171. MeCopy !req
172. Enough of this singin'!Copy !req
173. Rum! I need rum, lads!Copy !req
174. I got the horrors! Give me rum!Copy !req
175. Rum 'til I float!Copy !req
176. All right! All right! Just one small one.Copy !req
177. Don't be giving him
anymore rum!Copy !req
178. How does she bloody do that?Copy !req
179. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
180. Billy Bones!Copy !req
181. It's me, Blind Pew.Copy !req
182. I know you're here, Billy.Copy !req
183. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
184. Ya sniveling coward!Copy !req
185. It's some kind of a blind fiend.Copy !req
186. I believe they prefer
"visually challenged fiend."Copy !req
187. Ah! I heard that! There's someone here!Copy !req
188. Ooh! Uh, no.Copy !req
189. Over here!Copy !req
190. Hmm, over here.Copy !req
191. Billy Bones! Ah, I'd know
that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.Copy !req
192. Excuse me, sir, but the bar is closed.Copy !req
193. - Oh-ho!
- Ah!Copy !req
194. Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?Copy !req
195. Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.Copy !req
196. You've come to the wrong place.Copy !req
197. There's no Billy Bones here,
and I'm not a girl.Copy !req
198. Oh, I may be visually challenged,
but I can see you're lying.Copy !req
199. Huh?Copy !req
200. Good evening, Bill.Copy !req
201. I know it's you.Copy !req
202. Yes. You thought
you could get away with it, didn't you?Copy !req
203. Just take it all for yourselfCopy !req
204. and leave your shipmates with nothing.Copy !req
205. We're not pleased
with that, Bill. Not at all.Copy !req
206. We want you to have this!Copy !req
207. Oh! Ah! Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
208. Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
209. Oh! Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
210. Watch where you're going,
you stupid cat!Copy !req
211. The black spot!Copy !req
212. But I don't understand.
What is the black spot?Copy !req
213. The black spot's
a pirate's death sentence!Copy !req
214. - Whoa!
- Fabulous.Copy !req
215. They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!Copy !req
216. - We'd better help.
- Yeah, let's get some stuff.Copy !req
217. It's my old sea chest
them lubbers are after!Copy !req
218. Underwear.Copy !req
219. But I'll trick them! I'll shake out
another reef and daddle 'em again!Copy !req
220. You wanna run that
by us again in English, Mr. Bones?Copy !req
221. It's mine!
I'm goin' for that treasure myself!Copy !req
222. And no one-legged son
of a bilge rat will...Copy !req
223. Captain Bones!Copy !req
224. He died? And this is supposed
to be a kids' movie.Copy !req
225. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
226. Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
227. You always
been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.Copy !req
228. But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy,
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
229. He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim,
Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
230. - Jim!
- Yes, Captain.Copy !req
231. Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
232. - Yes, Captain. What is it?
- Take the map!Copy !req
233. - What map?
- The map to old Flint's treasure!Copy !req
234. Don't ya understand
what I been tellin' ya?Copy !req
235. I was Flinty's first mate!
We all were! Blind Pew and me!Copy !req
236. Ah, me own shipmates,
they'll gully me for sure!Copy !req
237. And anybody else to get
their mitts on that map!Copy !req
238. And gullying hurts, right?Copy !req
239. Oh, aye! A lot!Copy !req
240. So quick! Go to my sea chest!
Get the map!Copy !req
241. - Oh!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
242. - Oh!
- Oh, there. There.Copy !req
243. Oh, I think I've... Oh, no.Copy !req
244. - Hey, guys, look!
- Rizzo!Copy !req
245. - Oh, here! How about this?
- Let's see.Copy !req
246. Oh.Copy !req
247. Whoops.Copy !req
248. - Hey, Rizzo, look.
- Oh.Copy !req
249. - It is a treasure map.
- We're gonna be rich.Copy !req
250. We're gonna be dead.Copy !req
251. Beware, lads!Copy !req
252. Beware!Copy !req
253. - What? The one-legged man?
- Aye! But also,Copy !req
254. beware runnin' with scissors
or any other pointy objects.Copy !req
255. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an...Copy !req
256. Captain?Copy !req
257. We're standing in a room
with a dead guy!Copy !req
258. Jim! Ah!Copy !req
259. Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!Copy !req
260. Don't try to hide, Billy!
You know what we want!Copy !req
261. Where are ya, Billy Bones?
Where are ya, Billy?Copy !req
262. Mrs. Bluveridge!Copy !req
263. There's no use in hiding!Copy !req
264. Please! Please!Copy !req
265. Can't a woman get her beauty
sleep anymore?Copy !req
266. Ooh! Jim, what you doing?Copy !req
267. Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh!Copy !req
268. Voila!Copy !req
269. - Okay, okay. I found the gun. Okay.
- Oh, now we gotta load it.Copy !req
270. Oops.Copy !req
271. Okay, where does
Mrs. Bluveridge keep the bullets?Copy !req
272. Billy's dead,Copy !req
273. and he hasn't got the bloody map!Copy !req
274. - Those little girls must have it.
- Yeah!Copy !req
275. - Get them!
- Yeah!Copy !req
276. - Gonzo! Gonzo!
- What? What?Copy !req
277. I found the bullets.
See? Here they are. They...Copy !req
278. Oops.Copy !req
279. Open up in there! We wants the map,
and we'll skewer anybodyCopy !req
280. who gets in the way!Copy !req
281. Quick, Jim! The back stairs!Copy !req
282. Come on.Copy !req
283. Run! Run!Copy !req
284. Ooh!Copy !req
285. Get out of my inn,
you tattooed miseries!Copy !req
286. Can't a woman
get a night's sleep alone?Copy !req
287. You come here, you!Copy !req
288. This gun is useless!Copy !req
289. - You lost all the bullets!
- Well, you're losin' the powder.Copy !req
290. The map!Copy !req
291. Tell us where it is or die!Copy !req
292. Get them!Copy !req
293. Run! Run, run, run!Copy !req
294. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
295. No! Outta the way! Get outta the way!Copy !req
296. Stop!Copy !req
297. Oh, woof.Copy !req
298. Ow!Copy !req
299. Ah! Geronimo!Copy !req
300. Guys!Copy !req
301. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Wow! What an exit!Copy !req
302. - Right through a brick wall!
- I am in such pain.Copy !req
303. Come on!Copy !req
304. I think I smell something burning, no?Copy !req
305. What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
306. We can't go home, so...Copy !req
307. - Ooh.
- Oh, no! Uh-uh!Copy !req
308. No way! You're not takin' me on
some crazy treasure hunt!Copy !req
309. - I am staying right here!
- Oh, good idea, Rizzo.Copy !req
310. Then you can see what
half-burned, vicious pirates look like.Copy !req
311. What are we waitin' for?Copy !req
312. Gimme that map. Let's go.Copy !req
313. Wait a minute.
What about Mrs. Bluveridge?Copy !req
314. I'll be fine, boys! Run for it!Copy !req
315. How does she do that?Copy !req
316. Who's gonna clean all this up?Copy !req
317. Two for a penny, sir?Copy !req
318. - I don't want a baked potato.
- Lovely hot baked potatoes!Copy !req
319. Basted with butter!Copy !req
320. - Oh, let's see.
- Oh, what a night.Copy !req
321. There it is!Copy !req
322. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
323. "Trelawney and Son,
Master Ship Builders."Copy !req
324. Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys!Copy !req
325. Do we actually believe some
bozo's gonna give us a shipCopy !req
326. just because we show him
Captain Bones' map?Copy !req
327. It's worth a try, Rizzo.Copy !req
328. I don't know.Copy !req
329. May I help you?Copy !req
330. Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak
with Squire Trelawney, the ship builder.Copy !req
331. - We need a ship.
- Ah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
332. The Squire's in Long Neddry
for the grouse season.Copy !req
333. He will return on the feast of St. Lulu.Copy !req
334. - Thank you.
- That's that.Copy !req
335. Of course, his rich,Copy !req
336. half-wit son young
Squire Trelawney's here.Copy !req
337. We'll see him, then.Copy !req
338. Well, gentlemen,Copy !req
339. this is definitely
a genuine, bona fide treasure map.Copy !req
340. - Oh!
- Really!Copy !req
341. Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.Copy !req
342. Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger.Copy !req
343. He's very smart. He's been to the moon.Copy !req
344. Thank you. Twice.Copy !req
345. - I smell a bozo.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
346. Ooh!Copy !req
347. Well done, Beakie.Copy !req
348. Now we know that is definitely
too much gunpowder.Copy !req
349. Beaker, stop fooling around.Copy !req
350. We've got company.Copy !req
351. Oh, hello, chappies. Everyone, this is
Dr. Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.Copy !req
352. They do research
and development for my papa.Copy !req
353. Hello.Copy !req
354. Actually, Squire, we were
hoping to meet your father.Copy !req
355. - We need a ship for an ocean voyage.
- Ocean? Ocean.Copy !req
356. - Ocean?
- You know, the ocean?Copy !req
357. Uh, the big, blue, wet thing?Copy !req
358. Oh!Copy !req
359. The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!Copy !req
360. Say, I know what's happening here.Copy !req
361. You chaps are planning
to sail to this island, aren't you?Copy !req
362. - To dig up this treasure.
- Yes, but we must be quiet about it.Copy !req
363. - There are pirates looking for this map.
- And they wanna kill us for it.Copy !req
364. Isn't that exciting?Copy !req
365. Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.Copy !req
366. We'll use one of my daddy's boats,Copy !req
367. and I will personally finance the
voyage for the treasure myself.Copy !req
368. You'll do that! Really?Copy !req
369. Certainly. What are rich,
half-wit sons for?Copy !req
370. Well, here's the dock.
Jim, where's our boat?Copy !req
371. We're on a dock?
No wonder I'm seasick.Copy !req
372. - Ahoy!
- Ah, morning, Squire.Copy !req
373. Welcome. Welcome. Ah, there she is.Copy !req
374. The Hispaniola.Copy !req
375. Wow! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
376. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
377. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
378. - "Take a cruise," you said.
- Huh?Copy !req
379. - "See the world," you said.
- Huh?Copy !req
380. Now here we are
stuck on the front of this stupid ship.Copy !req
381. Well, it could be worse.
We could be stuck in the audience.Copy !req
382. Well, Mr. Bimbo,Copy !req
383. the ship is provisioned,
the crew is in place,Copy !req
384. and the Captain should be
on board within the hour.Copy !req
385. You have been a busy little man.Copy !req
386. Ugh.Copy !req
387. - Look, there goes Jim.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
388. Ooh! Ooh, look!Copy !req
389. It's the boat steering thing.Copy !req
390. - This is called the helm.
- Ah.Copy !req
391. Hey, how does it feel,
Captain Hawkins?Copy !req
392. Feels like we're really doing it.Copy !req
393. It feels like we're finally
having an adventure!Copy !req
394. Yeah. I'm starvin'. Where's the kitchen?Copy !req
395. Heigh ho and up she risesCopy !req
396. Something smells good.Copy !req
397. Heigh ho and up she risesCopy !req
398. Cool.Copy !req
399. Heigh ho and up she risesCopy !req
400. early in the morningCopy !req
401. Put him in the longboat until he's soberCopy !req
402. Put him in the longboat 'til he's soberCopy !req
403. early in the morningCopy !req
404. What have we here? Stowaways!Copy !req
405. I'm afraid we shish-kebab
and barbecue stowaways on this ship.Copy !req
406. Wait, I know.
You must be the cabin boys.Copy !req
407. - Yeah.
- Hungry, lads?Copy !req
408. Ha! Well, in my galley, you're always
welcome to help yourselves!Copy !req
409. Yes! Thank you!Copy !req
410. Yahoo!Copy !req
411. Oh, yes!Copy !req
412. Well, he's got a healthy appetite.
How about you, funny face?Copy !req
413. - Huh?
- Here.Copy !req
414. Hey. Thank you.Copy !req
415. My name is Gonzo,
and the guy in your chicken is Rizzo.Copy !req
416. Yo!Copy !req
417. - And you must be Master Hawkins.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
418. Oh, you needn't be callin'
a lowly ship's cook "sir."Copy !req
419. Long John Silver,
at your humble service.Copy !req
420. Well, we're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver.Copy !req
421. Long John to his friends.Copy !req
422. And believe me, lad,Copy !req
423. a friend you can trust
is worth his weight in gold.Copy !req
424. There's many a dark-hearted
scoundrel in these ports.Copy !req
425. Well, what do you mean? Pirates?Copy !req
426. - Shh!
- Pirates! Oh-ho-ho! That's rich!Copy !req
427. Pirates? What an imagination.
Give me a cracker.Copy !req
428. Allow me to introduce
my pet lobster Polly.Copy !req
429. Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!Copy !req
430. Raised him from a fingerling, I did.Copy !req
431. As fine a crustacean
as a man could ask for.Copy !req
432. But I thought sailors
had talking parrots as pets.Copy !req
433. Talking parrots?Copy !req
434. Heh! What an imagination.
First pirates, now talking parrots?Copy !req
435. What's next? A singing, dancing
mouse with his own amusement park?Copy !req
436. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
437. That's enough now, Polly. Go on! Shoo!Copy !req
438. Right, me hearties, I'm gonna give you
a cook's tour of this fine ship.Copy !req
439. If you're gonna be the cook
on this ship, Mr. Silver,Copy !req
440. I am definitely gonna need
bigger pants.Copy !req
441. What's the matter, lads?Copy !req
442. Oh, that?Copy !req
443. Lost that timber-fighting brigands off
Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.Copy !req
444. There's many a man lost a leg
and worse in the service of the king.Copy !req
445. Why, look what a cannibal took off meCopy !req
446. in exchange for me own life.Copy !req
447. Oh, you're a fine pair, lads.
That you are.Copy !req
448. Bright as buttons, the lot of ye.Copy !req
449. All hands on deck!Copy !req
450. Come on, then, lads.Copy !req
451. Chop, chop. Look lively now.
The Captain will be here soon.Copy !req
452. Chop, chop!Copy !req
453. - Ooh.
- Who's that?Copy !req
454. Oh, that is Mr. Arrow,
the first mate, a capital fellow.Copy !req
455. The Captain approaches.Copy !req
456. Move aside! Make way!
Make ready for the Captain!Copy !req
457. Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!Copy !req
458. Wrath? Is this captain bad-tempered?Copy !req
459. Is he bad-tempered?
The man is a raging volcanoCopy !req
460. tormented by inner demons the likes
of which mere mortals cannot fathom.Copy !req
461. He's got demons? Cool!Copy !req
462. Maniac!Copy !req
463. Ooh.Copy !req
464. Heigh-ho, everyone.Copy !req
465. - What... That...
- That's the raging volcano?Copy !req
466. - He's a frog!
- Maybe he gets hopping mad.Copy !req
467. Hopping mad!Copy !req
468. Piping aboard
Captain Abraham Smollett.Copy !req
469. Good day, Mr. Arrow.Copy !req
470. Hmm.Copy !req
471. Ah, I knew it. He's furious.Copy !req
472. - Ah, you there!
- Me?Copy !req
473. You were in charge of railing dust.Copy !req
474. Thirty lashes
and then you walk the plank.Copy !req
475. I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow.Copy !req
476. I was anticipating your whim, sir.
Humph.Copy !req
477. Oh. You must be the cabin boys.Copy !req
478. - Uh, yes, sir!
- Which one of you is Hawkins?Copy !req
479. I am, sir.Copy !req
480. I knew your father, Jim.
He was a good man.Copy !req
481. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
482. Well, this is shapin' upCopy !req
483. - to be a fine voyage, lads.
- Mmm.Copy !req
484. Oh, yes, indeed.Copy !req
485. Uh, one leg, Jim. Count 'em. One.Copy !req
486. Remember what Billy Bones said.Copy !req
487. Oh, Gonzo, he seems all right.Copy !req
488. I mean, Long John's only a cook.
How dangerous could he be?Copy !req
489. Well, I don't know, but I...Copy !req
490. Wait a minute. Where's Rizzo?Copy !req
491. Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next!Copy !req
492. All right, folks, have your checks
made out to "rat tours limited."Copy !req
493. Remember, we put the rat in "pirate."Copy !req
494. Ooh.Copy !req
495. Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!Copy !req
496. - Rizzo, what are you doing?
- What? Oh, this.Copy !req
497. Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud,Copy !req
498. the trip won't be a total
loss financially speaking.Copy !req
499. Ah, the wind seems to be freshening.Copy !req
500. The tide is with us.
Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.Copy !req
501. This voyage has begun!
Raise the gangplank!Copy !req
502. - Right, lads!
- Let go forward line!Copy !req
503. Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.Copy !req
504. Any man caught dawdling
will be shot on sight.Copy !req
505. - I didn't say that.
- I was just paraphrasing.Copy !req
506. - Uh, Mr. Arrow, just set the sails.
- Set the sails!Copy !req
507. Hey, where's my camera?Copy !req
508. - I'll miss you!
- We'll send postcards!Copy !req
509. - Good-bye!
- Good-bye!Copy !req
510. When the course is laid
and the anchor's weighedCopy !req
511. a sailor's blood begins racingCopy !req
512. With our hearts unbound
and our flag unfurledCopy !req
513. We're underway and off
to see the worldCopy !req
514. Underway and off to see the worldCopy !req
515. Heave ho, we'll goCopy !req
516. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
517. Manly men are weCopy !req
518. Sailing for adventure
on the deep blue seaCopy !req
519. Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get
sloppy just because we're singing.Copy !req
520. Aye, aye, sir!Copy !req
521. Danger walks on deck
we say what the heckCopy !req
522. We laugh at the perils we're facingCopy !req
523. Every storm we ride is its own rewardCopy !req
524. And people die by fallin' overboardCopy !req
525. People die by falling overboardCopy !req
526. Heigh ho, we'll goCopy !req
527. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
528. Hoist the sails and singCopy !req
529. Sailing for adventure
on the big blue wet thingCopy !req
530. I love to see 'em cry
when they walk the plankCopy !req
531. I prefer to cut a throatCopy !req
532. I love to hang 'em high
and watch their little feetCopy !req
533. try to walk in the air
while their faces turn blueCopy !req
534. Just kidding.Copy !req
535. It's a good life on a boatCopy !req
536. There are distant lands
with burning sandsCopy !req
537. that call across the oceansCopy !req
538. There are bingo games
every fun-filled dayCopy !req
539. And margaritas at the midnight buffetCopy !req
540. Margaritas at the midnight buffetCopy !req
541. Heigh ho, we'll goCopy !req
542. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
543. Should have took a trainCopy !req
544. Sailing for adventure
on the bounding mainCopy !req
545. The salty breezes whisperCopy !req
546. who knows what lies aheadCopy !req
547. I just know I was born to leadCopy !req
548. the life my father ledCopy !req
549. The stars will be our compassCopy !req
550. wherever we may roamCopy !req
551. And our mates will always beCopy !req
552. just like a familyCopy !req
553. And though we may put into portCopy !req
554. the sea is always homeCopy !req
555. All right, Mr. Bimbo. I didn't know you
had such a good singing voice.Copy !req
556. You're welcome.Copy !req
557. We'll chase our dreams
standing on our ownCopy !req
558. Over the horizon to the great unknownCopy !req
559. Heigh ho, we'll goCopy !req
560. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
561. Bold and brave and freeCopy !req
562. Sailing for adventureCopy !req
563. It's so nauseating!Copy !req
564. Sailing for adventureCopy !req
565. So exhilarating!Copy !req
566. Sailing for adventureCopy !req
567. We're all celebrating!Copy !req
568. On the deep blue seaCopy !req
569. - Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Ahoy!Copy !req
570. Roll call!Copy !req
571. Long John Silver?Copy !req
572. - Aye, aye, sir!
- Short Stack Stevens?Copy !req
573. - Aye!
- One-eyed Jack?Copy !req
574. - Aye.
- Black Eyed Pea.Copy !req
575. - Yeah.
- Wall-eyed Pike.Copy !req
576. Aye.Copy !req
577. Polly Lobster.Copy !req
578. - Mad Monty.
- Aye.Copy !req
579. - Sweetums.
- Aye.Copy !req
580. - Old Tom.
- Aye-aye.Copy !req
581. - Real Old Tom.
- Aye.Copy !req
582. - Dead Tom?
- Aye, aye.Copy !req
583. Cool.Copy !req
584. - Clueless Morgan?
- Huh?Copy !req
585. Headless Bill.Copy !req
586. Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating
O'Brien?Copy !req
587. Aye.Copy !req
588. Angel Marie.Copy !req
589. Aye, aye.Copy !req
590. Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
591. Hmm. Ah. Uh, uh.Copy !req
592. Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin?Copy !req
593. - Mmm-hmm. Oh.
- Immediately?Copy !req
594. Who hired this crew?
This is undoubtedly the seediest bunchCopy !req
595. of cutthroats, villains and
scoundrels I have ever seen!Copy !req
596. So who hired 'em?Copy !req
597. Your finger hired the crew?Copy !req
598. No, that's silly. The man who lives in
my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo.Copy !req
599. What? Ah!Copy !req
600. Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice
of our excellent cook Long John Silver.Copy !req
601. A cook?Copy !req
602. And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?Copy !req
603. Exactly!Copy !req
604. Hmm. I'm starting to worry
about this voyage.Copy !req
605. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
606. Uh, Jim, I know Billy Bones gave youCopy !req
607. the treasure map, but I hope you'll
give it to me for safekeeping.Copy !req
608. I'll be careful with it, sir.Copy !req
609. Beggin' your pardon, gentlemen,Copy !req
610. but I've come with a bit of a treat for you.Copy !req
611. 'Tis my very own best brandy,Copy !req
612. laid down by the brothers
of Buckfast Abbey,Copy !req
613. vintage 1737,Copy !req
614. to toast to a prosperous voyage.Copy !req
615. - Oh, spiffy.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I'm notCopy !req
616. going to allow drinking on this voyage.Copy !req
617. - Oh, well, rules are rules.
- Oh, but, sir,Copy !req
618. 'tis a tradition for the officers to
toast to the success of a voyage.Copy !req
619. Ah, very true.Copy !req
620. No. We must set an
example for this questionable crew.Copy !req
621. There will be no consumption
of alcohol of any kind.Copy !req
622. Oh.Copy !req
623. Oh, sir, but I can vouch
for this crew myself.Copy !req
624. You could sail to heavenCopy !req
625. - and back with these men.
- Ah.Copy !req
626. Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you.Copy !req
627. Oh.Copy !req
628. You wanna knock it off with the booze?Copy !req
629. It's peelin' paint off
of the shuffleboard court.Copy !req
630. - Sorry.
- Come on, girls.Copy !req
631. You told him.Copy !req
632. And that's that.
This conversation is finished.Copy !req
633. I understand, sir.Copy !req
634. I shall tend to my duty and see to itCopy !req
635. that every drop of alcohol
is thrown overboard.Copy !req
636. Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.Copy !req
637. Uh, you can go if you want to, Jim.Copy !req
638. - Come on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
639. Oh, well.Copy !req
640. I guess the human beings
wanna hang out together,Copy !req
641. don't wanna spend time
with a rat and a...Copy !req
642. - Uh, uh, whatever. Huh.
- Yeah. Huh.Copy !req
643. - Say cheese!
- Cheese!Copy !req
644. Oh, that's great. Heh.Copy !req
645. Cute couple.Copy !req
646. Stop it!Copy !req
647. I never felt like this before.Copy !req
648. - Denise, what I'm trying to say...
- Yes?Copy !req
649. - What I'm trying to say is...
- Yes?Copy !req
650. - What I mean to say is, I...
- Yes?Copy !req
651. I'm sorry your present didn't work out.Copy !req
652. Oh, Jim, Smollett sails
by rules and laws.Copy !req
653. That's what bein' a captain's all about.Copy !req
654. Me, I sails by the stars.Copy !req
655. Stars?Copy !req
656. North, Jim.Copy !req
657. Find me north out there
among them stars.Copy !req
658. Well, that's easy.Copy !req
659. Ah, yeah, but what if
you don't have a compass?Copy !req
660. Long John, please don't drop it.Copy !req
661. It was my father's.Copy !req
662. It's all I have of his. Please. Please.Copy !req
663. I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'.Copy !req
664. How old were you when he died, then?Copy !req
665. Seven.Copy !req
666. I were eight when my father died at sea.Copy !req
667. - First mate, he was.
- My father was a first mate too.Copy !req
668. Was he, now?Copy !req
669. By the powers. What a coincidence.Copy !req
670. Now, Jim,Copy !req
671. that be Polaris, the North Star.Copy !req
672. Even in the China Sea, that's north.Copy !req
673. - North. Polaris.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
674. - So we must be heading southwest.
- Smart as paint you are, lad.Copy !req
675. Smart as paint.Copy !req
676. Now, that gets old Long John
to wonderin'.Copy !req
677. Why would we be sailin' southwest?Copy !req
678. The scuttlebutt among the crew
is that, uh,Copy !req
679. we're sailin' for buried treasureCopy !req
680. and, uh, someone on boardCopy !req
681. has a map.Copy !req
682. 'Course, none of my concern, Jim.Copy !req
683. I'm just a ship's cook.Copy !req
684. Such matters are best suited
to Captain Smollett.Copy !req
685. He runs this ship, not I.Copy !req
686. Come on, Long John.
You could captain this ship.Copy !req
687. That I could, lad.Copy !req
688. Maybe someday I will.Copy !req
689. - Moonlight swim?
- Okay.Copy !req
690. Oh, Smolly,Copy !req
691. my love for you
is deeper than the deep, blue sea.Copy !req
692. Hmm.Copy !req
693. Get on with you! Go on!Copy !req
694. Hi, Jim!Copy !req
695. - Yo, Jimbo! Mornin', Long...
- Hi, Long John. Good morning.Copy !req
696. Eh.Copy !req
697. Well, at least one of
us is having a good time.Copy !req
698. Ah, Rizzo, it's not so bad.
Angel Marie said that later on,Copy !req
699. he'd throw a line out the back and let
me drag along the bottom.Copy !req
700. I don't know about this crew.Copy !req
701. I feel like they're always watchin'
us, just waitin' to pounce.Copy !req
702. Ah, that's just a figment
of your imagination.Copy !req
703. This is a figment of my imagination?Copy !req
704. Now, tell us where the map isCopy !req
705. or we'll tear ya limb from limb!Copy !req
706. Never. My friend and I will never tell.Copy !req
707. Hey, hey, there could be
extenuatin' circumstances.Copy !req
708. I mean,
you know, uh... If, uh...Copy !req
709. Maybe they'll ask real nice.Copy !req
710. - In your dreams!
- Do it, Monty! Do it!Copy !req
711. Yeah, do it to me!Copy !req
712. Whoa! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
713. Yes! Ah! More!Copy !req
714. - Oh, no, I can't look.
- Look at this!Copy !req
715. I'm taller! This is so cool!Copy !req
716. I may even have a future with the NBA.Copy !req
717. This won't work!
He likes it! Let's torture the rat!Copy !req
718. - Huh? No! No, no, no, no!
- Yeah!Copy !req
719. - No, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
720. - No! No! Oh, no!
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
721. Oh, please, no! I hate basketball!Copy !req
722. I got a lovely recipe
for blackened rat.Copy !req
723. No!Copy !req
724. Oh.Copy !req
725. I say! This does not look safe!Copy !req
726. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
727. What? What? What? What?Copy !req
728. Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh.Copy !req
729. - Oh, kiss it or something!
- Hmm.Copy !req
730. Oh!Copy !req
731. Oh!Copy !req
732. Poodly, poodly, poodly,
poodly, poodly.Copy !req
733. Mr. Arrow, lock those three up
for the remainder of the voyage.Copy !req
734. Yes, sir!Copy !req
735. You can't hold us!Copy !req
736. - To the brig! Move along!
- Will you stop crying? Will you shut up!Copy !req
737. - Move along.
- Oh, good. That's good. Yeah.Copy !req
738. Whoo!Copy !req
739. Master Hawkins, may I see
you in my cabin, please?Copy !req
740. Yes, sir.Copy !req
741. - Ready, Mr. Gonzo?
- Ready!Copy !req
742. Tie off the rope, Beaker!Copy !req
743. We call this the window shade cure.Copy !req
744. All right. Snip, snip, snip.Copy !req
745. Yeow! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
746. Oh, great! Wow! Ha! Ah!Copy !req
747. Whoa!Copy !req
748. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
749. That was so cool!Copy !req
750. Hmm?Copy !req
751. Oh, sure.Copy !req
752. - Who's the lady pig, sir?
- Never mind that, Jim. Listen.Copy !req
753. I'm hoping you're willing to
give me the map now,Copy !req
754. considering what's just happened.Copy !req
755. I'd rather not, sir.Copy !req
756. I'd hoped it wouldn't
come to this, Jim, butCopy !req
757. as captain, I order you
to give me the map.Copy !req
758. - Mr. Arrow?
- Aye, aye, Captain.Copy !req
759. - Lock up this treasure map.
- Hmm.Copy !req
760. It will be safe in here, sir.Copy !req
761. It's been six weeks
since we left England.Copy !req
762. Five days since we had a breeze.Copy !req
763. Oh, no. I got the madness!Copy !req
764. I got cabin fever!Copy !req
765. I've got it too!Copy !req
766. Cabin fever!Copy !req
767. I got cabin fever it's burning in my brainCopy !req
768. I got cabin fever it's driving me insaneCopy !req
769. We got cabin fever
we're flipping our bandanasCopy !req
770. Been stuck at sea so long that
we have simply gone bananasCopy !req
771. Chica chica boom chica
chica boom boom chic arriba!Copy !req
772. Chica chica boom boom
chica chica boom boom chicCopy !req
773. We, we, we got cabin feverCopy !req
774. We lost what sense we hadCopy !req
775. We got cabin fever
we're all going madCopy !req
776. Grab your partner by the earsCopy !req
777. - Lash him to the wheel
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
778. Do-si-do, step on his toe
listen to him squealCopy !req
779. - Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Allemande left allemande rightCopy !req
780. it's time to sail or sinkCopy !req
781. Swing your partner over the sideCopy !req
782. Drop him in the drinkCopy !req
783. We've got cabin fever.Copy !req
784. - No ifs, ands or buts.
- We're disoriented.Copy !req
785. - And demented.
- And a little nuts.Copy !req
786. Ach du liebe
Volkswagen carCopy !req
787. Sauerbraten, wiener
schnitzel und wunderbarCopy !req
788. We were sailing, sailingCopy !req
789. The wind was on our sideCopy !req
790. And then it died.Copy !req
791. I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip.Copy !req
792. I'd like to get my hands on
whoever wrote this script.Copy !req
793. I was floating 'neath the tropic moonCopy !req
794. and dreaming of a blue lagoonCopy !req
795. Now I'm as crazy as a loonCopy !req
796. Cabin fever has ravaged all aboardCopy !req
797. This one small vessel has
become a floating psycho wardCopy !req
798. We were sailing, sailing
heading who knows whereCopy !req
799. And now though we're all hereCopy !req
800. we're not all thereCopy !req
801. Ooh!Copy !req
802. Cabin fever! Ah!Copy !req
803. Look! The wind is back!Copy !req
804. - What are we doin'?
- What's goin' on here?Copy !req
805. - What was that?
- I feel like such a fool.Copy !req
806. - Yeah, me too.
- I hope nobody saw that.Copy !req
807. Embarrassing.Copy !req
808. - Get us outta here! Help!
- We didn't hit him!Copy !req
809. Come on, let us out.
We was only joking.Copy !req
810. Ooh! Hey, Long John!
Hey! Get us outta here!Copy !req
811. Yeah!Copy !req
812. - Hey, Polly.
- What?Copy !req
813. What was that song that just happened?Copy !req
814. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
815. You know, uh, "Cabin fever. Ah."Copy !req
816. - That.
- You see, John?Copy !req
817. You gotta get us outta here now!
Clueless is startin' to go crackers!Copy !req
818. Here you go.Copy !req
819. - Your bread and water for today.
- But I ordered shrimp scampi.Copy !req
820. It's more than you deserve,
ya villainous dogs!Copy !req
821. Oh, Jim.Copy !req
822. By rights, I should be locked up tooCopy !req
823. for lettin' thieves like them
aboard this ship.Copy !req
824. Oh, it chills me.Copy !req
825. To think that they almost
killed your little friendsCopy !req
826. looking for some daft treasure map.Copy !req
827. None of this would've happened if I'd
have given Captain Smollet the...Copy !req
828. I mean...Copy !req
829. What, lad?Copy !req
830. I'm not really sure I should be talking
about this with you or with anyone.Copy !req
831. You mean, you've really
got a treasure map?Copy !req
832. Not anymore. Mr. Arrow took it and
locked it up in the Captain's cabin.Copy !req
833. You must promise to keep it a secret.Copy !req
834. Oh, don't bother your head about that.
You've only told old Long John.Copy !req
835. Now, you run along and do your chores.
Go on.Copy !req
836. Go on.Copy !req
837. Safely now. Safely.Copy !req
838. Steady as she goes.Copy !req
839. Oh, Mr. Silver, good evening.Copy !req
840. - Wicked fog tonight, sir.
- Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
841. Reminds me of the night
we ran aground off the Pampas.Copy !req
842. Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats.Copy !req
843. Ah, it were a terrible shame.Copy !req
844. - Leaky lifeboats?
- Oh, a common occurrence, sir.Copy !req
845. A little-used
piece of equipment falls into disrepairCopy !req
846. - and becomes, uh, shall we say...
- Unsafe?Copy !req
847. Oh, I'm not
sayin' our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.Copy !req
848. I'm not sayin' we got problems, uh...Copy !req
849. Still...Copy !req
850. Hmm. Hmm. The caulking appears tight.Copy !req
851. No dampness under the gunwale.Copy !req
852. This one seems seaworthy.Copy !req
853. Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until
you get them out in the open ocean.Copy !req
854. - Cast me off, Mr. Silver.
- Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
855. Oh, sir, is there anything
I can hold for you for safekeeping?Copy !req
856. Your hat? Your coat? Um...Copy !req
857. Your keys?Copy !req
858. Hmm? My keys!Copy !req
859. Of course. If they were to fall overboard,Copy !req
860. it would be disastrous.Copy !req
861. Oh, that it would, sir.Copy !req
862. Oh! Cast me off, Mr. Silver!Copy !req
863. Aye, aye, sir!Copy !req
864. Thank you, Mr. Silver.Copy !req
865. Just doin' my duty, sir.Copy !req
866. Oh, yes, John.Copy !req
867. Man overboard!Copy !req
868. Uh, yes.Copy !req
869. - Oh, uh, I'm sorry, sir.
- Wha...Copy !req
870. Mr. Arrow's gone overboard, andCopy !req
871. all we found was his hat!Copy !req
872. Oh, no.Copy !req
873. And so, my friends, the sea has
claimed another loyal officer and friend.Copy !req
874. This was a person
who served...Copy !req
875. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
876. Shh! Okay, after you, Monty.Copy !req
877. - No, after you.
- Oh, will you just come on?Copy !req
878. Mr. Samuel Arrow, a wonderful man whoCopy !req
879. used to get us up from our beds
before dawn for a good flossing.Copy !req
880. Okay, okay.
Now, spread out and find the map.Copy !req
881. Yeah.Copy !req
882. May the wind be ever at your back,
Samuel Arrow.Copy !req
883. Rest in peace, my friend.Copy !req
884. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
885. Shh.Copy !req
886. Ha-ha-ha! See? See?Copy !req
887. Wait! Open it! Open it!Copy !req
888. No, we gotta take it to Long John.
Come on.Copy !req
889. Oh.Copy !req
890. This apple
has a worm in it.Copy !req
891. That's not a worm.
That's my tail.Copy !req
892. Oh.Copy !req
893. What's wrong?Copy !req
894. Well, it just feels so weird.Copy !req
895. You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead?Copy !req
896. Yeah, that, and my pants
are filled with starfish.Copy !req
897. You and your hobbies!Copy !req
898. Rizzo.Copy !req
899. - Jim, we've missed you! Climb in!
- Can't. I'm doing my chores.Copy !req
900. - Oh, come on. Share an apple.
- Yeah, come on!Copy !req
901. Whoa! Oh!Copy !req
902. Anyway, here's the plan.Copy !req
903. I say we should kill that captain now.Copy !req
904. Then we'll get that twit of a bear!Copy !req
905. Can we make a rug
out of him?Copy !req
906. Oh, hi, Long John.Copy !req
907. I'm an easy man.
A gentlemen of fortune, says most.Copy !req
908. But it makes me sick at heart
to sail with the likes of you.Copy !req
909. Now, get this straight.Copy !req
910. If anyone mutinies before I says so,Copy !req
911. I'll throw you overboard
like I did that scurvy mate Mr. Arrow!Copy !req
912. I says, let the Captain
steer us closer to the island.Copy !req
913. I've got the lad's treasure map now.Copy !req
914. When the time is ripe, we'll kill 'em all!Copy !req
915. That's what I said!
That's what I said!Copy !req
916. Kill them all!Copy !req
917. - Land ho!
- Come on, lads! Let's go!Copy !req
918. Yea! Land ho!Copy !req
919. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
920. Land ho!Copy !req
921. Beachfront property!Copy !req
922. Retirement estates!Copy !req
923. - Bikinis!
- Bikinis!Copy !req
924. Throw the mainsail! Drop anchor!Copy !req
925. Bring her up hard
of starboard, helmsman.Copy !req
926. Prepare to lower the longboats.Copy !req
927. Bring those barrels over here, lads!Copy !req
928. Helmsman, give a hand
with the longboats.Copy !req
929. - Captain, may I speak with you?
- I'm sorta busy, Jim.Copy !req
930. But, Captain, we just heard.
Long John is planning a mutiny,Copy !req
931. and he's got the treasure map.Copy !req
932. - Yeah.
- I see.Copy !req
933. - Mr. Silver?
- Aye, aye, Cap'n!Copy !req
934. Mr. Silver, I want you
to take the crew ashore at once.Copy !req
935. We need water and provisions.
Take as long as you want.Copy !req
936. Sir!Copy !req
937. 'Tis a task to my liking, sir. That it is!Copy !req
938. Quickly, boys. Gather the officers
and meet me in my quarters.Copy !req
939. - Quickly.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
940. This is a lucky break.
Captain lettin' us go ashore.Copy !req
941. Us with the map and all.Copy !req
942. It's like giving
the treasure to us on a silver platter.Copy !req
943. Aye, that it is, Polly.
Never trust a silver platter.Copy !req
944. Jim, lad!Copy !req
945. There's room in the boat for one more.
Come along for an adventure.Copy !req
946. I can't. The Captain wants me.Copy !req
947. Oh, what a shame!
I'll miss you, lad. That I will.Copy !req
948. Uh, Jim!
I seem to have left my crutch on board.Copy !req
949. Hand it to me like a good lad, will ya?Copy !req
950. There's a good boy.Copy !req
951. Ah, it'll be a bit closer than that.
I can't reach it from there.Copy !req
952. Oh!Copy !req
953. Cast away, men! Be quick now!Copy !req
954. Go, go, go!Copy !req
955. The plan is simple.
Once the pirates are ashore,Copy !req
956. we set sail and return in a year or so.Copy !req
957. By then, all the fight
should be out of 'em.Copy !req
958. Oh, now I understand.
That's a brilliant plan.Copy !req
959. - Except for one thing.
- What's that?Copy !req
960. The pirates have Jim!Copy !req
961. I'm tired!Copy !req
962. - You're what?
- I'm getting tired!Copy !req
963. - He says go faster.
- I'm getting tired!Copy !req
964. Hey, man!
I can't figure out what side we're on.Copy !req
965. Are we with the pirates
or the frog captain?Copy !req
966. Oh, hey, man, just play the gig.Copy !req
967. Never get involved in politics.Copy !req
968. Politics! Politics!Copy !req
969. Jim, lad!Copy !req
970. Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.Copy !req
971. Pleased I am to initiate you
into our enterprising, um... Company.Copy !req
972. Which entitles you
to all the benefits thereof.Copy !req
973. I don't want any benefits.Copy !req
974. This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad.Copy !req
975. Say no and I will
be forced to terminate our relationship.Copy !req
976. You're nothing but murdering pirates.Copy !req
977. Pirates!Copy !req
978. Pirates. Oh, Jim.Copy !req
979. If that's what you're thinking,Copy !req
980. you're dead wrong.Copy !req
981. When I was just a ladCopy !req
982. Looking for my true vocationCopy !req
983. My father said now, son, this choiceCopy !req
984. deserves deliberationCopy !req
985. Though you could be a doctorCopy !req
986. Or perhaps a financierCopy !req
987. My boy, why not consider
a more challenging careerCopy !req
988. Hey, ho, hoCopy !req
989. You'll cruise to foreign shoresCopy !req
990. Sing it, lads!Copy !req
991. And you'll keep your mind and body
sound by working out of doorsCopy !req
992. True friendship and adventure
are what we can't live withoutCopy !req
993. And when you're a professional pirateCopy !req
994. that's what the job's aboutCopy !req
995. Upstage, lads! This is my only number.Copy !req
996. Now take Sir Francis Drake
the Spanish all despise himCopy !req
997. but to the British he's a
hero and they idolize himCopy !req
998. It's how you look at buccaneersCopy !req
999. that makes them bad or goodCopy !req
1000. And I see us as members
of a noble brotherhoodCopy !req
1001. - Hup!
- Hey, ho, hoCopy !req
1002. Oh, I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion.Copy !req
1003. We're honorable menCopy !req
1004. and before we lose our
tempers we will always count to tenCopy !req
1005. On occasion there may be
someone you have to executeCopy !req
1006. But when you're a professional pirateCopy !req
1007. you don't have to wear a suitCopy !req
1008. What?Copy !req
1009. I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apartCopy !req
1010. I could have been a lawyer
but I just had too much heartCopy !req
1011. I could have been in politicsCopy !req
1012. 'cause I've always been a big spenderCopy !req
1013. And me, I could have been a contenderCopy !req
1014. Some say that pirates stealCopy !req
1015. and should be feared and hatedCopy !req
1016. I say we're victims of bad pressCopy !req
1017. It's all exaggeratedCopy !req
1018. We'd never stab you in the backCopy !req
1019. We'd never lie or cheatCopy !req
1020. We're just about the nicest guysCopy !req
1021. you'd ever want to meetCopy !req
1022. Well, look at us, Jim.Copy !req
1023. We're a festival of conviviality.Copy !req
1024. Congeniality.Copy !req
1025. - That's conviviality, stupid.
- That's what I said.Copy !req
1026. We're ready, o capitán.Copy !req
1027. Good. You men guard
the ship while I'm gone.Copy !req
1028. We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.Copy !req
1029. - Aye, aye, Captain.
- Cast off, Mr. Beaker.Copy !req
1030. Thanks for coming along, men.Copy !req
1031. Are you kidding? Jim is family.Copy !req
1032. Yeah.Copy !req
1033. Tell the truth, lad.Copy !req
1034. Do you really
think the Captain and the SquireCopy !req
1035. are planning to share the
treasure with the likes of us?Copy !req
1036. Can't hear ya. No?Copy !req
1037. And we being the rightful owners.Copy !req
1038. Flint's own crew, who shed
our blood getting it here!Copy !req
1039. Join us, lad.Copy !req
1040. Donate your compass to the treasure
hunt and get a full share!Copy !req
1041. Hey, ho, ho it's one for all for oneCopy !req
1042. And we'll share and
share alike with youCopy !req
1043. and love you like a sonCopy !req
1044. We're gentlemen of fortuneCopy !req
1045. and that's what we're proud to beCopy !req
1046. And when you're a professional pirateCopy !req
1047. You'll be honest brave and freeCopy !req
1048. The soul of decencyCopy !req
1049. You'll be loyal and fair
and on the squareCopy !req
1050. And most importantlyCopy !req
1051. When you're a professional pirateCopy !req
1052. You're always in the bestCopy !req
1053. of companyCopy !req
1054. Down!Copy !req
1055. There! Captain Smollett
coming to rescue me.Copy !req
1056. Don't get your hopes up, laddie.Copy !req
1057. I've taken the liberty
of hiding a few of my best men aboard.Copy !req
1058. If a second round follows,Copy !req
1059. it means they've
taken over the Hispaniola,Copy !req
1060. and I'm the new cap'n.Copy !req
1061. Now, then.Copy !req
1062. How infortuitous our firearms
weren't loaded, Beakie.Copy !req
1063. I'll say. We might have shot somebody.Copy !req
1064. I'm the only friend you've
got in the world now, Jim.Copy !req
1065. Let's dig up the treasure together, eh?Copy !req
1066. Shipmates, remember?Copy !req
1067. We'll be needing your compass, though.Copy !req
1068. No.Copy !req
1069. I'll be taking it either way, Jim.Copy !req
1070. Ha!Copy !req
1071. Come on then, lad. Let's not waste time.Copy !req
1072. Well, it's too dark to do anything now.Copy !req
1073. We'll camp here and wait for first light.Copy !req
1074. Oh, hey, Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.Copy !req
1075. Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid.Copy !req
1076. Right now I'm somewhere betweenCopy !req
1077. bed-wetting
and a near-death experience.Copy !req
1078. Good night, boys.Copy !req
1079. - Well, good night.
- Right.Copy !req
1080. - 'Night, Rizzo.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1081. Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?Copy !req
1082. Boy, Gonzo, it sounds like you're
coming down with a little cold there.Copy !req
1083. I'm just gonna
light a match if you don't mind, here.Copy !req
1084. Long John, look!Copy !req
1085. Flint hung 'em up there
after he gullied 'emCopy !req
1086. to mark the trail to the treasure.Copy !req
1087. Wicked sense of humor ol' Flinty had.Copy !req
1088. - It's a sign. This is a cursed place.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1089. Well, there's an informed opinion.Copy !req
1090. All right, Jim, lad, where to from here?Copy !req
1091. "On a heading of 179 degrees,Copy !req
1092. "walk 312 paces from where
the dead men hang high."Copy !req
1093. That way!Copy !req
1094. - You're gonna go? You're gonna...
- Come on!Copy !req
1095. Howdy, vous, stinky
froggy man and friends.Copy !req
1096. I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars.Copy !req
1097. You mucho wickedness
go trespass on island.Copy !req
1098. Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,Copy !req
1099. Boom Sha-kal-a-kal.Copy !req
1100. Terrific. Captured by wild pigs and
sacrificed before a pagan altar.Copy !req
1101. - Are we lucky or what?
- Silence, smelly sailor mans!Copy !req
1102. You have violated sacred island.Copy !req
1103. Uh-uh, excuse me.
I am Captain Smollett.Copy !req
1104. We mean no harm to your culture.Copy !req
1105. We embrace all creatures
of different nationalities.Copy !req
1106. Silence!Copy !req
1107. Bring forth Boom Sha-kal-a-kal.Copy !req
1108. That can't be good.Copy !req
1109. Boom sha-kal-a-kal
Boom sha-kal-a-kalCopy !req
1110. These tropical floor shows are so exotic.Copy !req
1111. Yeah, and the food is to die for.Copy !req
1112. Boom sha-kal-a-kalCopy !req
1113. Bonsoir, mes amis.Copy !req
1114. Come, Flaubert.Copy !req
1115. Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater!
You spoiled my entrance.Copy !req
1116. Boom sha-kal-a-kal
Boom sha-kal-a-kalCopy !req
1117. - Oh, knock it off!
- Oh.Copy !req
1118. Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn.Copy !req
1119. Maroonee, temptress
and queen of this...Copy !req
1120. Smolly, can it be you?Copy !req
1121. Benjamina.Copy !req
1122. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1123. Oh, uh, old girlfriend.Copy !req
1124. Tie 'em back in their stakes!Copy !req
1125. 306, 307, 308, 309,Copy !req
1126. 310, 311, 312.Copy !req
1127. This is it.Copy !req
1128. What if Clueless is right?Copy !req
1129. What if it is cursed?Copy !req
1130. I'll show you what I think of your curse.Copy !req
1131. You mewling little lily-livered,Copy !req
1132. toffee-hearted little
wuss of a crustacean!Copy !req
1133. "Treasure buried here."Copy !req
1134. Oy, we don't even have to dig it up!Copy !req
1135. Come on, mates! The treasure's ours!Copy !req
1136. There's no treasure, Silver!
You brought us here for nothing.Copy !req
1137. And now we'll be tried for mutiny!Copy !req
1138. Yeah!Copy !req
1139. I say... We should kill him!Copy !req
1140. Run, lad! Save yourself!Copy !req
1141. - Why are you doing this for me?
- Because I like you, boy.Copy !req
1142. I hope you didn't think
I was lying about that.Copy !req
1143. Run!Copy !req
1144. Take greeny, flippy,
bulgy-eyed one away.Copy !req
1145. Others stay. Chop chop!Copy !req
1146. Hey, wait! Where are you taking him?Copy !req
1147. Hmm. Take the mousie,
then skewer the mousie!Copy !req
1148. Well, how else do you think
we were gonna get him in this movie?Copy !req
1149. Yeah.Copy !req
1150. I wish we were back at the Admiral
Benbow eating table scraps.Copy !req
1151. We're about
to become table scraps.Copy !req
1152. Well, this is terrible! This is the worst
thing that's ever happened to me.Copy !req
1153. Wait a second! I've been cut loose!Copy !req
1154. Hiya, guys.Copy !req
1155. Jim, they've got Captain Smollett.Copy !req
1156. I know. Come on. We've got to get help.Copy !req
1157. Oh, okay. Where will we go?Copy !req
1158. Tom, Tom, Tom!Copy !req
1159. Oh!Copy !req
1160. Dead Tom's dead!Copy !req
1161. Long John shot him!Copy !req
1162. But Dead Tom's always been dead.Copy !req
1163. That's why he's called Dead Tom.Copy !req
1164. Oh.Copy !req
1165. Can we get on with this?
Get outta here, will ya?Copy !req
1166. - Clueless!
- Yeah, yeah?Copy !req
1167. - Give it to him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1168. But, uh, it's not even his birthday.Copy !req
1169. No, no, no, no! The paper!Copy !req
1170. Oh.Copy !req
1171. This is for you.Copy !req
1172. - The black spot?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1173. You dare to give me the black spot?Copy !req
1174. - He told me to.
- Shut up, will ya?Copy !req
1175. And it's drawn on a page from the Bible.Copy !req
1176. You tore a page from the holy scripturesCopy !req
1177. to make a pirate's death sentence?Copy !req
1178. Uh, here.Copy !req
1179. Oh, the red hot gates of hellCopy !req
1180. are creeping open!Copy !req
1181. Satan is heating his pokers for you,Copy !req
1182. you blasphemous heathens!Copy !req
1183. Fall down on your kneesCopy !req
1184. and beg for deliverance from damnation!Copy !req
1185. - Please forgive us.
- Please forgive me.Copy !req
1186. Very good. You're forgiven.Copy !req
1187. - Oh, thank you.
- Now untie me!Copy !req
1188. And let's go find the treasure!Copy !req
1189. Oh, you are a good man.Copy !req
1190. You are a kind man. A handsome man.Copy !req
1191. - Precious.
- Oh, he's... You're precious and...Copy !req
1192. - Beautiful.
- And he's beautiful. Oh.Copy !req
1193. Yeah, here's the boat. Oh, no!Copy !req
1194. Well, that won't help us.
We're gonna have to swim to the ship.Copy !req
1195. Hello! Earth to Jimbo.Copy !req
1196. Swimming to a ship that's
full of killer piratesCopy !req
1197. to save the Captain is not a good plan.Copy !req
1198. Look!Copy !req
1199. Yes. The gunwale and keel
are definitely safe.Copy !req
1200. - Mr. Arrow! It's me! Jim!
- Mr. Arrow!Copy !req
1201. Mr. Arrow, over here!Copy !req
1202. Oh. Oh, boys. Come join meCopy !req
1203. aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.Copy !req
1204. Hmm.Copy !req
1205. By the way, that Silver
fellow may not be trustworthy.Copy !req
1206. - Now he tells us!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1207. And here's a photo opportunity
you will not want to miss.Copy !req
1208. The actual jungle location for the
movie Muppet Treasure Island.Copy !req
1209. - Oh, my goodness!
- Keep up, people.Copy !req
1210. Hey, when do we eat?
My feet are killing me.Copy !req
1211. Of all the backwater,
no-class piles of sand in the ocean,Copy !req
1212. you had to wash up on mine.Copy !req
1213. Benjamina, I just want you
to know that I'm sorry.Copy !req
1214. Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it.Copy !req
1215. You left me standing at the altar!Copy !req
1216. I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.
I got cold feet.Copy !req
1217. You're a frog.
You're supposed to have cold feet.Copy !req
1218. My mother came
all the way from France.Copy !req
1219. I was wearing her white lace dress.Copy !req
1220. The cake was filled with lemon custard!Copy !req
1221. Mina, fate has brought us
together again.Copy !req
1222. Well, actually, buried treasure and
pirates brought us together...Copy !req
1223. Don't you start with me about pirates!Copy !req
1224. After you jilted me, I took
up with this Bernie Flint.Copy !req
1225. - The man was totally codependent.
- You and Captain Flint?Copy !req
1226. Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady.
You know the story.Copy !req
1227. Smolly? He marooned me.Copy !req
1228. Me!Copy !req
1229. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
1230. This is all my fault.
Oh, what have I done to you?Copy !req
1231. Mushy-mushy! Oh. Lovey-dovey!Copy !req
1232. Bravo, Cap'n.Copy !req
1233. Touchin' reunion, Benjamina.Copy !req
1234. This seems to be your day
for renewing old...Copy !req
1235. Acquaintances.Copy !req
1236. Oh, well...Copy !req
1237. Hello, Long John.Copy !req
1238. - Oh, no! Him too?
- Well, if you'd married me.Copy !req
1239. What does that have to do with it?Copy !req
1240. I'm a pig! I need commitment!Copy !req
1241. Now, I'm not gonna
be really patient about this, Benjamina.Copy !req
1242. Where is the treasure?Copy !req
1243. Um, I just may not tell you.Copy !req
1244. Oh, don't play games with me, lass.Copy !req
1245. I tell you, I'm not a patient man.Copy !req
1246. Stop! Give up now,Copy !req
1247. weak and tiny pirate mans,Copy !req
1248. or die like stinking dogs.Copy !req
1249. Hmm, we see you have
boom-boom sticks.Copy !req
1250. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1251. Oh, brother!Copy !req
1252. - Now, Benjamina.
- What?Copy !req
1253. Where's the treasure?Copy !req
1254. There is no treasure.
It was all a clever ruse.Copy !req
1255. Ha!Copy !req
1256. So where did you get that
gold necklace you're wearing?Copy !req
1257. The one made of Spanish doubloons.Copy !req
1258. Aye.Copy !req
1259. Um...Copy !req
1260. Shopping channel?Copy !req
1261. No!Copy !req
1262. Shh.Copy !req
1263. - Shh.
- Shh.Copy !req
1264. Fiddle!Copy !req
1265. Make yourself useful.
Try and save us. Do something!Copy !req
1266. Shh!Copy !req
1267. Oh, Master Hawkins,
you've come to rescue us.Copy !req
1268. I should've let him live in my finger.Copy !req
1269. We're ready, Master Hawkins.Copy !req
1270. Do you think this will work, Dr. Livesey?Copy !req
1271. Oh, yes! My research indicates
that pirates are very superstitious.Copy !req
1272. Boogie, boogie, boogie!Copy !req
1273. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.Copy !req
1274. Boogie!Copy !req
1275. Come on, we've got to save
the Captain!Copy !req
1276. Fantastic, Mr. Arrow.
That was beautiful.Copy !req
1277. What do we do next?
What do we do now? Uh, Jim?Copy !req
1278. - Weigh anchor?
- Weigh anchor, okay.Copy !req
1279. - Set the sails.
- Set the sails!Copy !req
1280. And you, Squire Trelawney.Copy !req
1281. Now,
Master Hawkins, I...Copy !req
1282. You take the helm.Copy !req
1283. Ah!Copy !req
1284. Step aside, Mr. Bimbo.
I shall be taking the helm.Copy !req
1285. Hurry, Rizzo!Copy !req
1286. I'm going as fast as I can.Copy !req
1287. Smolly, my love!Copy !req
1288. Oh, oh!Copy !req
1289. Smolly!Copy !req
1290. You can't hurt my frog!Copy !req
1291. Don't tell him anything, Mina.
Uh, I beg you!Copy !req
1292. He'll only kill you too. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
1293. Now...Copy !req
1294. For the last time,Copy !req
1295. where's the bloody treasure?Copy !req
1296. Ha!Copy !req
1297. Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
The treasure's at my place.Copy !req
1298. North trail, split-level hut with the pink
lawn furniture. You can't miss it.Copy !req
1299. Now free him at once, you scoundrel!Copy !req
1300. You know, I'm beginning to see
a pattern in the men I date.Copy !req
1301. Yeah, well, the past is behind us.Copy !req
1302. And the future... Below us.Copy !req
1303. Oh, it's okay, Mina.
We're together again.Copy !req
1304. Yes, despite it allCopy !req
1305. we have each other.Copy !req
1306. Oh, don't cry for me, Benjamina.Copy !req
1307. Pardon?Copy !req
1308. Was I dumb or was I blindCopy !req
1309. Or did my heart just lose its mindCopy !req
1310. Why'd I go and throwCopy !req
1311. our perfect dream awayCopy !req
1312. Looking back I'll never knowCopy !req
1313. How I ever let you goCopy !req
1314. But destiny could see we deservedCopy !req
1315. to have another dayCopy !req
1316. Love led us hereCopy !req
1317. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1318. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1319. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1320. Love led us hereCopy !req
1321. Now I know that life
can take you by surpriseCopy !req
1322. And sweep you off your feetCopy !req
1323. Did this happen to usCopy !req
1324. Or are we just dreamingCopy !req
1325. Love led us hereCopy !req
1326. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1327. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1328. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1329. Love led us hereCopy !req
1330. So take my handCopy !req
1331. And have no fearCopy !req
1332. We'll be all rightCopy !req
1333. Love led usCopy !req
1334. hereCopy !req
1335. Oh, Smolly. You saved me.Copy !req
1336. Come on, men!
It's back to blighty now, lads!Copy !req
1337. The treasure's all ours!Copy !req
1338. Hurry. Come on. Get in the boat.Copy !req
1339. Long John! Long John! Look! The ship!Copy !req
1340. What are they doing?Copy !req
1341. There's no one on board.Copy !req
1342. It's coming straight for us!Copy !req
1343. It's the ghost
of Captain Flinty.Copy !req
1344. He's coming to kill us.Copy !req
1345. Come back, you cowards!Copy !req
1346. Hawkins.Copy !req
1347. Look. It's the Captain and the pig.Copy !req
1348. Oh, no!Copy !req
1349. Head for those cliffs.Copy !req
1350. - Head for the cliffs, Squire.
- Aye, aye! Oh!Copy !req
1351. Oh, Beakie, Beakie. Look, look!Copy !req
1352. I think we're going to need a net.Copy !req
1353. Come along.Copy !req
1354. Get back there,
you yellow-bellied bilge rats!Copy !req
1355. I'm not losing that treasure now!
Get out!Copy !req
1356. We're lowering the net now.Copy !req
1357. All right, let's go.
Okay. That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.Copy !req
1358. We're coming, Captain Smollett!Copy !req
1359. - Steady! Steady!
- Careful!Copy !req
1360. Au revoir, mon capitaine.Copy !req
1361. We got him!Copy !req
1362. Yes!Copy !req
1363. - Ah!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1364. Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes!Copy !req
1365. We saved the pig and the frog.Copy !req
1366. Well, it was too late to save the movie.Copy !req
1367. Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.Copy !req
1368. And welcome to your lady pig friend.Copy !req
1369. Look out!Copy !req
1370. The Captain must have his sword.Copy !req
1371. Whoa!Copy !req
1372. Wow!Copy !req
1373. Captain!Copy !req
1374. Fight, you idiots!Copy !req
1375. Captain!Copy !req
1376. Here!Copy !req
1377. All right! No more Ms. Nice Guy!Copy !req
1378. No one maroons me
and gets away with it!Copy !req
1379. - Good to see you alive, Mr. Arrow.
- Thank you, Captain.Copy !req
1380. Geronimo!Copy !req
1381. Oh, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
1382. - Come on!
- Come on, you!Copy !req
1383. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
1384. - En garde!
- Ah!Copy !req
1385. Mi casa es su casa.Copy !req
1386. Ah, I make cheese out of you. Come on!Copy !req
1387. Cucaracha.Copy !req
1388. Ha!Copy !req
1389. Ah!Copy !req
1390. Come on, Jerry! He's just a kid!Copy !req
1391. Oh!Copy !req
1392. Okay, okay, okay!Copy !req
1393. Okay, I give... Uncle. Uh, I'm dead.Copy !req
1394. Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Bimbo, help!Copy !req
1395. Am I dead?Copy !req
1396. Wonderful!Copy !req
1397. Mr. Bimbo!
That was some amazing swordplay!Copy !req
1398. Take that!Copy !req
1399. Watch out, Mr. Arrow!Copy !req
1400. Uh, well, thank you. But aren't you
supposed to be fighting against us?Copy !req
1401. Are you kiddin'? I love you guys!Copy !req
1402. Hmm.Copy !req
1403. Cowabunga!Copy !req
1404. Come on. Fight.
Where are you?Copy !req
1405. Oh!Copy !req
1406. Hmm.Copy !req
1407. And as for you!Copy !req
1408. Silver!Copy !req
1409. Hmm, hmm.Copy !req
1410. Ha!Copy !req
1411. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
1412. Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size, huh?Copy !req
1413. Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1414. Wow!Copy !req
1415. Yes! Yes! Smolly! Yes!Copy !req
1416. - Ha!
- Yes!Copy !req
1417. Ha-ha, Silver!Copy !req
1418. Ha-ha, ho-ho!Copy !req
1419. Not bad for an amphibian.Copy !req
1420. Smolly, Smolly, he's our man!Copy !req
1421. If he can't do it, no one can!Copy !req
1422. - Excuse me.
- Pardon? Whoops.Copy !req
1423. Oh!Copy !req
1424. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
1425. Uh... I'm a frog.Copy !req
1426. You know, slippery hands.Copy !req
1427. You know, I never really believed that
violence solved anything anyway.Copy !req
1428. Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.Copy !req
1429. Kill Captain Smollett,
and you'll have to kill me.Copy !req
1430. Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.Copy !req
1431. Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.Copy !req
1432. Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo,Copy !req
1433. and you'll have to...
Negotiate strenuously.Copy !req
1434. Going somewhere, John-John?Copy !req
1435. Well, Mr. Hawkins,
it seems your little familyCopy !req
1436. has come together against me.Copy !req
1437. We're doomed.Copy !req
1438. Well, you know, I, for one,
feel better about myself.Copy !req
1439. Yeah. And I believe
that I have learned a valuable lesson.Copy !req
1440. - Why, you!
- Shut up!Copy !req
1441. Okay,
I said something wrong!Copy !req
1442. Silver!Copy !req
1443. I suppose you'll be blowing
the whistle on me now, won't you, Jim?Copy !req
1444. I suppose I will. You have to
return to Bristol to stand trial.Copy !req
1445. Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.
I got a terrible fear of hanging.Copy !req
1446. We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?Copy !req
1447. Gentlemen of fortune, together.Copy !req
1448. Give us one more chance.Copy !req
1449. Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you.Copy !req
1450. You're honest and brave and true.Copy !req
1451. You didn't learn that from me.Copy !req
1452. I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver.Copy !req
1453. Now take your oars and row away.
I never want to see you again, ever.Copy !req
1454. Oh, Jim!Copy !req
1455. 'Tis a shame, really.Copy !req
1456. We'd have made a great team, Jim.Copy !req
1457. Well done, Jim.
Your father would be proud.Copy !req
1458. Captain Smollett,
I have most distressing news.Copy !req
1459. One of the jolly boats is missing,Copy !req
1460. and I know for a fact
that it was terribly unsafe.Copy !req
1461. Ah!Copy !req
1462. This is not fun.Copy !req
1463. Flaubert, meet Da-Da.Copy !req
1464. - Ready to sail, sir.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1465. Where to, Captain Hawkins?Copy !req
1466. To wherever the wind may take us.Copy !req
1467. Off to Zanzibar,
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.Copy !req
1468. Oh, brother. Here they go again.Copy !req
1469. Love powerCopy !req
1470. A little love powerCopy !req
1471. Stronger than the hurricaneCopy !req
1472. And softer than the summer rainCopy !req
1473. - Love power
- What kind of powerCopy !req
1474. A little love powerCopy !req
1475. It can lift you up
Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1476. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1477. WhoaCopy !req
1478. There ain't no sun in the morning skyCopy !req
1479. Breeze ain't blowing
and the bird don't flyCopy !req
1480. Then someone kind reaches out a handCopy !req
1481. And smiles a warm sweet smileCopy !req
1482. And then your heart
come to understandCopy !req
1483. What make the world spinCopy !req
1484. Where do magic beginCopy !req
1485. Someone to believe inCopy !req
1486. Feel so good when everybody feelsCopy !req
1487. Love power
There's no higher powerCopy !req
1488. - A little love power
- Nothing in the worldCopy !req
1489. Stronger than the hurricaneCopy !req
1490. And softer than the summer rainCopy !req
1491. Oh, love powerCopy !req
1492. - Everybody feel it
- A little love powerCopy !req
1493. Oh-oh-oh-ohCopy !req
1494. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1495. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1496. WhoaCopy !req
1497. So many people, they feel so badCopy !req
1498. Yeah, they make the money
but they still so sadCopy !req
1499. Nobody told them that it ain't that stuffCopy !req
1500. That makes life worthwhileCopy !req
1501. 'Cause even if you've got enoughCopy !req
1502. You got less than nothing
'Til you know for certainCopy !req
1503. Enough to put your faith inCopy !req
1504. It feels so good when everybody feelsCopy !req
1505. - Love power
- People, can you feel itCopy !req
1506. A little love powerCopy !req
1507. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1508. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1509. Let me tell you nowCopy !req
1510. WhoaCopy !req
1511. Feel the inspirationCopy !req
1512. - Hey
- Don't it feel like heavenCopy !req
1513. It make the soul and the spirit strongCopy !req
1514. When everybody come
and every single oneCopy !req
1515. they hear the song nowCopy !req
1516. Oh, love powerCopy !req
1517. A little love powerCopy !req
1518. Stronger than the hurricaneCopy !req
1519. And softer than the summer rainCopy !req
1520. - Can you feel it, oh?
- Love powerCopy !req
1521. - What kind of power
- A little love powerCopy !req
1522. It can lift you upCopy !req
1523. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1524. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1525. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1526. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1527. So, Johnny. May I call you Johnny?Copy !req
1528. Stop me if you've heard this one.Copy !req
1529. Why does the ocean roar?Copy !req
1530. Give up?Copy !req
1531. You would, too,
if you had crabs on your bottom...Copy !req
1532. And oysters in your bed.Copy !req
1533. Get it? Oysters? Bed?Copy !req
1534. Ooh, I love that one.Copy !req
1535. I'm tellin' ya,
I got a million more just like that.Copy !req
1536. Was I dumbCopy !req
1537. Or was I blindCopy !req
1538. Or did my heart just lose its mindCopy !req
1539. Why'd I go and throwCopy !req
1540. our perfect dream awayCopy !req
1541. Looking backCopy !req
1542. I'll never knowCopy !req
1543. How I ever let you goCopy !req
1544. But destiny could see we deserveCopy !req
1545. to have another dayCopy !req
1546. Love led us hereCopy !req
1547. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1548. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1549. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1550. Love led us hereCopy !req
1551. OohCopy !req
1552. I confessCopy !req
1553. - It's sad but true
- Sad but trueCopy !req
1554. I lost myself when I lost youCopy !req
1555. But I held your memoryCopy !req
1556. through each lonely nightCopy !req
1557. Oh, let's forgetCopy !req
1558. - What's gone before
- What's goneCopy !req
1559. - Now we both know so much more
- So much moreCopy !req
1560. And we've been given another chanceCopy !req
1561. to make it work out rightCopy !req
1562. Make it workCopy !req
1563. Love led us hereCopy !req
1564. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1565. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1566. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1567. Love led us hereCopy !req
1568. Now I know that life
can take you by surpriseCopy !req
1569. And sweep you off your feetCopy !req
1570. Did this happen to usCopy !req
1571. Or are we just dreamin'?Copy !req
1572. Dreamin'Copy !req
1573. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1574. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1575. Love led us hereCopy !req
1576. So take my handCopy !req
1577. And have no fearCopy !req
1578. We'll be all rightCopy !req
1579. Love led us hereCopy !req