1. I was Flint's first mate that voyage,Copy !req
2. three days east of Tortola
in the Caribie.Copy !req
3. Flint knew an island.Copy !req
4. That's where we buried the treasure.Copy !req
5. Gold and blood,
they were Flint's trademarks.Copy !req
6. He'd leave both behind him that day.Copy !req
7. Shiver my timbers
shiver my soulCopy !req
8. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
9. There are men whose hearts
are as black as coalCopy !req
10. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
11. And they sailed their ship
'cross the ocean blueCopy !req
12. A bloodthirsty captain
and a cutthroat crewCopy !req
13. It's as dark a tale as was ever toldCopy !req
14. Of the lust for treasure
and the love of goldCopy !req
15. Shiver my timbers
shiver my sidesCopy !req
16. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
17. There are hungers as strong
as the winds and tidesCopy !req
18. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
19. And those buccaneers
drown their sins in rumCopy !req
20. The devil himself would
have to call them scumCopy !req
21. Every man aboard would have
killed his mateCopy !req
22. For a bag of guineas or a piece of eightCopy !req
23. A piece of eightCopy !req
24. - A piece of eight
- A five six seven eightCopy !req
25. Hulla wacka, ulla wacka
something not rightCopy !req
26. Many wicked icky things
gonna happen tonightCopy !req
27. Hulla wacka, moolah wacka
sailor man bewareCopy !req
28. When de money in de ground
dere's murder in de airCopy !req
29. Murder in the airCopy !req
30. One more time now.Copy !req
31. Shiver my timbers
shiver my bonesCopy !req
32. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
33. There are secrets that sleep
with old Davy JonesCopy !req
34. Yo ho, heave hoCopy !req
35. When the mainsail's set
and the anchor's weighedCopy !req
36. There's no turning back
from any course that's laidCopy !req
37. And when greed and villainy
sail the seaCopy !req
38. You can bet your boots
there'll be treacheryCopy !req
39. Shiver my timbers
shiver my sailsCopy !req
40. Dead men tell no talesCopy !req
41. Oh, aye.Copy !req
42. Fifteen men went ashore that day,Copy !req
43. and only Flint, his own self, returned.Copy !req
44. Oh, aye, and then old FlintyCopy !req
45. up and died afore they could get
back to that cursed islandCopy !req
46. and dig up the treasure.Copy !req
47. No one knows to this day
who has old Flint's map.Copy !req
48. Now, isn't that a story
worth the hearing?Copy !req
49. It was the first dozen times we heard it.Copy !req
50. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
51. But who has the map now, huh?Copy !req
52. Some black-hearted,
squid-suckin' buccaneer?Copy !req
53. Or maybe it's
our very own Jim Hawkins.Copy !req
54. Eh, Jimmy?Copy !req
55. If I had it, my friends and ICopy !req
56. wouldn't be here
serving you rum, Mr. Bones.Copy !req
57. That's right.
We'd be out searching for that treasure,Copy !req
58. sailing the seven seas
on a five-year mission,Copy !req
59. boldly going where no man
has gone before.Copy !req
60. - Say, that's catchy.
- Huh. Not me.Copy !req
61. If I had that treasure map,
I'd be tradin' it for a decent meal.Copy !req
62. Hey, Gonzo, you think
he's gonna eat this?Copy !req
63. Aye! Beware the one-legged man!
He's the one to fear!Copy !req
64. Don't worry, Captain.
We'll watch for him.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I'll watch for him...
If he's deliverin' a pizza.Copy !req
66. Oh!Copy !req
67. Even old Flinty feared him.Copy !req
68. If he comes pokin' 'round here,
you run for me whippety-quick!Copy !req
69. - If we see him, we'll tell you.
- Yeah. One leg, three heads,Copy !req
70. couple of dozen noses,
if anything weird happens...Copy !req
71. And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose.Copy !req
72. The one-legged man brings death.Copy !req
73. Time, gentlemen!Copy !req
74. - Closing time!Copy !req
75. Ya pays your bills,
and then ya shove off.Copy !req
76. - Go on, out ya go!Copy !req
77. - You're drunk again, are ya?Copy !req
78. Boys, look at the state of this place!Copy !req
79. How comes it gets to be
such a pigsty, huh?Copy !req
80. Pigsty? Hey!Copy !req
81. No offense meant, gentlemen, sirs.
No offense meant.Copy !req
82. - Here's to you, boys!
Time!Copy !req
83. - I'm away to my room.
Thank you, Mr. Bones.Copy !req
84. Thank you, Bill.
There you go! Don't forgetCopy !req
85. to come back tomorrow
for our lunchtime special.Copy !req
86. - Roast suckling...
Huh?Copy !req
87. Potatoes, sir.Copy !req
88. Potatoes.
- Oh. All right.Copy !req
89. - No... No offense, madam. No offense.
- Ha!Copy !req
90. All right, boys.Copy !req
91. When you're finished here,
you can go and clean up in the kitchen.Copy !req
92. I left some table scraps
in there for your supper.Copy !req
93. Oh, yes, and boys,Copy !req
94. last night you forgot
to put out the lantern!Copy !req
95. If you forget that again,
there'll be no table scraps for a week!Copy !req
96. You're standing
on my ear.Copy !req
97. Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo!Copy !req
98. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
99. That's it. Steady.Copy !req
100. - I hate my life.
- I hate your life too.Copy !req
101. If I had a life, I'd hate it.Copy !req
102. I should just run off to sea
like my father did.Copy !req
103. He was my age when he sailed to
China as a cabin boy.Copy !req
104. He wound up a first mate.Copy !req
105. Run off to sea
and just leave everybody?Copy !req
106. Who's everybody?
I'm an orphan. I've got no family.Copy !req
107. - Hey, you got us!
- Yeah, we're family. Ah, got it.Copy !req
108. - Whoa! Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
109. Ow!Copy !req
110. I mean, some family we are.Copy !req
111. Be serious, Rizzo.
We don't exactly look alike.Copy !req
112. Okay, all right.
So I'm a rat and you're a human beingCopy !req
113. - and Gonzo's a, uh...
- Uh, whatever.Copy !req
114. Yeah. I mean, we're still...
We're still family.Copy !req
115. Yeah. Yeah,
but I wish my life were more likeCopy !req
116. one of Captain Bones' adventures,Copy !req
117. sailing the high seas
and searching for buried treasure.Copy !req
118. Yeah, discovering
lost islands and weird civilizations.Copy !req
119. Navigating with
my father's old compassCopy !req
120. to wherever the wind may take us.Copy !req
121. Off to Zanzibar
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.Copy !req
122. Here they go again.Copy !req
123. To the southwest, pirate galleons!Copy !req
124. To the southeast, multi-armed
Zanzibanian shark womenCopy !req
125. and their exploding wigs of death!Copy !req
126. To the northwest,
dirty dishes!Copy !req
127. How does she do that?Copy !req
128. - Might as well start. I'll wash.
- Yeah. I'll dry.Copy !req
129. I'll break.Copy !req
130. I look around here and I want to cryCopy !req
131. - Ah, me too.
- Yeah.Copy !req
132. I feel like the world is passing me byCopy !req
133. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
134. It is.Copy !req
135. And I just can't help but wonderCopy !req
136. Am I doomed to wash and dryCopy !req
137. and is it a curse I'm under
to do it 'til I dieCopy !req
138. - Oh, I hope not.
- Yeah.Copy !req
139. When I could be an explorerCopy !req
140. Sure ya could.Copy !req
141. Sailing off to distant landsCopy !req
142. Not so fast.Copy !req
143. Instead of spending every afternoonCopy !req
144. just getting dishpan handsCopy !req
145. My future looks like nowhere
that I want to beCopy !req
146. There's gotta be something betterCopy !req
147. Something betterCopy !req
148. There's gotta be something
better than this for meCopy !req
149. Well, now you're talkin'!Copy !req
150. If it's weird and wild let's go and find itCopy !req
151. The crazier, the better is what I sayCopy !req
152. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
153. To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind itCopy !req
154. Mind what?Copy !req
155. If we found someplace
with 10 square meals a dayCopy !req
156. Let danger call my nameCopy !req
157. If it does I'm gonna hideCopy !req
158. I'll put my courage to the testCopy !req
159. And I'll be by your sideCopy !req
160. He'll be by your sideCopy !req
161. There's gotta be
something better than thisCopy !req
162. - Something more than this
- I know that there's so much out thereCopy !req
163. - To see
- To seeCopy !req
164. And I know this life I'm livingCopy !req
165. Can't be my destinyCopy !req
166. There's gotta be something betterCopy !req
167. Something betterCopy !req
168. There's gotta be something
better than this for meCopy !req
169. - And me!
- Wait a minute. What about me?Copy !req
170. There's something better
than this for you andCopy !req
171. MeCopy !req
172. Enough of this singin'!Copy !req
173. Rum! I need rum, lads!Copy !req
174. I got the horrors! Give me rum!Copy !req
175. - Rum 'til I float!Copy !req
176. All right! All right! Just one small one.Copy !req
177. Don't be giving him
anymore rum!Copy !req
178. How does she bloody do that?Copy !req
179. - Shh! Shh!Copy !req
180. Billy Bones!Copy !req
181. It's me, Blind Pew.Copy !req
182. I know you're here, Billy.Copy !req
183. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
184. Ya sniveling coward!Copy !req
185. It's some kind of a blind fiend.Copy !req
186. I believe they prefer
"visually challenged fiend."Copy !req
187. Ah! I heard that! There's someone here!Copy !req
188. Ooh! Uh, no.Copy !req
189. Over here!Copy !req
190. Hmm, over here.Copy !req
191. Billy Bones! Ah, I'd know
that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.Copy !req
192. - Excuse me, sir, but the bar is closed.Copy !req
193. - Oh-ho!
Ah!Copy !req
194. Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?Copy !req
195. Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.Copy !req
196. You've come to the wrong place.Copy !req
197. There's no Billy Bones here,
and I'm not a girl.Copy !req
198. Oh, I may be visually challenged,
but I can see you're lying.Copy !req
199. Huh?Copy !req
200. Good evening, Bill.Copy !req
201. I know it's you.Copy !req
202. Yes. You thought
you could get away with it, didn't you?Copy !req
203. Just take it all for yourselfCopy !req
204. and leave your shipmates with nothing.Copy !req
205. We're not pleased
with that, Bill. Not at all.Copy !req
206. We want you to have this!Copy !req
207. Oh! Ah! Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
208. Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
209. Oh! Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
210. Watch where you're going,
you stupid cat!Copy !req
211. The black spot!Copy !req
212. But I don't understand.
What is the black spot?Copy !req
213. The black spot's
a pirate's death sentence!Copy !req
214. - Whoa!
- Fabulous.Copy !req
215. They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!Copy !req
216. We'd better help.
- Yeah, let's get some stuff.Copy !req
217. It's my old sea chest
them lubbers are after!Copy !req
218. Underwear.Copy !req
219. But I'll trick them! I'll shake out
another reef and daddle 'em again!Copy !req
220. You wanna run that
by us again in English, Mr. Bones?Copy !req
221. It's mine!
I'm goin' for that treasure myself!Copy !req
222. And no one-legged son
of a bilge rat will...Copy !req
223. Captain Bones!Copy !req
224. He died? And this is supposed
to be a kids' movie.Copy !req
225. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
226. Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
227. You always
been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.Copy !req
228. But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy,
Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
229. He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim,
Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
230. - Jim!
- Yes, Captain.Copy !req
231. Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.Copy !req
232. - Yes, Captain. What is it?
- Take the map!Copy !req
233. - What map?
- The map to old Flint's treasure!Copy !req
234. Don't ya understand
what I been tellin' ya?Copy !req
235. I was Flinty's first mate!
We all were! Blind Pew and me!Copy !req
236. Ah, me own shipmates,
they'll gully me for sure!Copy !req
237. And anybody else to get
their mitts on that map!Copy !req
238. And gullying hurts, right?Copy !req
239. - Oh, aye! A lot!Copy !req
240. So quick! Go to my sea chest!
Get the map!Copy !req
241. - Oh!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
242. Oh!
- Oh, there. There.Copy !req
243. Oh, I think I've... Oh, no.Copy !req
244. - Hey, guys, look!
- Rizzo!Copy !req
245. - Oh, here! How about this?
- Let's see.Copy !req
246. - Oh.Copy !req
247. - Hey, Rizzo, look.
Oh.Copy !req
248. - It is a treasure map.
- We're gonna be rich.Copy !req
249. We're gonna be dead.Copy !req
250. - Beware, lads!Copy !req
251. Beware!Copy !req
252. - What? The one-legged man?
- Aye! But also,Copy !req
253. beware runnin' with scissors
or any other pointy objects.Copy !req
254. It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an...Copy !req
255. Captain?Copy !req
256. We're standing in a room
with a dead guy!Copy !req
257. Jim! Ah!Copy !req
258. Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!Copy !req
259. Don't try to hide, Billy!
You know what we want!Copy !req
260. Where are ya, Billy Bones?
Where are ya, Billy?Copy !req
261. Mrs. Bluveridge!Copy !req
262. There's no use in hiding!Copy !req
263. Please! Please!Copy !req
264. Can't a woman get her beauty
sleep anymore?Copy !req
265. - Ooh! Jim, what you doing?Copy !req
266. Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh!Copy !req
267. Voila!Copy !req
268. - Okay, okay. I found the gun. Okay.
- Oh, now we gotta load it.Copy !req
269. Okay, where does
Mrs. Bluveridge keep the bullets?Copy !req
270. - Billy's dead,Copy !req
271. and he hasn't got the bloody map!Copy !req
272. - Those little girls must have it.
- Yeah!Copy !req
273. - Get them!
Yeah!Copy !req
274. - Gonzo! Gonzo!
- What? What?Copy !req
275. I found the bullets.
See? Here they are. They...Copy !req
276. - Oops.Copy !req
277. Open up in there! We wants the map,
and we'll skewer anybodyCopy !req
278. who gets in the way!Copy !req
279. Quick, Jim! The back stairs!Copy !req
280. Come on.Copy !req
281. Run! Run!Copy !req
282. - Ooh!Copy !req
283. Get out of my inn,
you tattooed miseries!Copy !req
284. Can't a woman
get a night's sleep alone?Copy !req
285. - You come here, you!Copy !req
286. This gun is useless!Copy !req
287. - You lost all the bullets!
- Well, you're losin' the powder.Copy !req
288. - The map!Copy !req
289. Tell us where it is or die!Copy !req
290. Get them!Copy !req
291. - Run! Run, run, run!Copy !req
292. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
293. No! Outta the way! Get outta the way!Copy !req
294. Stop!Copy !req
295. Oh, woof.Copy !req
296. Ow!Copy !req
297. Ah! Geronimo!Copy !req
298. - Guys!Copy !req
299. - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Wow! What an exit!Copy !req
300. - Right through a brick wall!
- I am in such pain.Copy !req
301. - Come on!Copy !req
302. - I think I smell something burning, no?Copy !req
303. What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
304. - We can't go home, so...Copy !req
305. - Ooh.
- Oh, no! Uh-uh!Copy !req
306. No way! You're not takin' me on
some crazy treasure hunt!Copy !req
307. - I am staying right here!
- Oh, good idea, Rizzo.Copy !req
308. Then you can see what
half-burned, vicious pirates look like.Copy !req
309. What are we waitin' for?Copy !req
310. - Gimme that map. Let's go.Copy !req
311. Wait a minute.
What about Mrs. Bluveridge?Copy !req
312. - I'll be fine, boys! Run for it!Copy !req
313. How does she do that?Copy !req
314. - Who's gonna clean all this up?Copy !req
315. Two for a penny, sir?Copy !req
316. - I don't want a baked potato.
- Lovely hot baked potatoes!Copy !req
317. - Basted with butter!Copy !req
318. - Oh, let's see.
- Oh, what a night.Copy !req
319. There it is!Copy !req
320. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
321. "Trelawney and Son,
Master Ship Builders."Copy !req
322. Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys!Copy !req
323. Do we actually believe some
bozo's gonna give us a shipCopy !req
324. just because we show him
Captain Bones' map?Copy !req
325. - It's worth a try, Rizzo.Copy !req
326. I don't know.Copy !req
327. May I help you?Copy !req
328. Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak
with Squire Trelawney, the ship builder.Copy !req
329. - We need a ship.
- Ah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
330. The Squire's in Long Neddry
for the grouse season.Copy !req
331. He will return on the feast of St. Lulu.Copy !req
332. - Thank you.
- That's that.Copy !req
333. Of course, his rich,Copy !req
334. half-wit son young
Squire Trelawney's here.Copy !req
335. - We'll see him, then.Copy !req
336. Well, gentlemen,Copy !req
337. this is definitely
a genuine, bona fide treasure map.Copy !req
338. - Oh!
- Really!Copy !req
339. Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.Copy !req
340. Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger.Copy !req
341. He's very smart. He's been to the moon.Copy !req
342. Thank you. Twice.Copy !req
343. - I smell a bozo.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
344. Well done, Beakie.Copy !req
345. Now we know that is definitely
too much gunpowder.Copy !req
346. Beaker, stop fooling around.Copy !req
347. We've got company.Copy !req
348. Oh, hello, chappies. Everyone, this is
Dr. Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.Copy !req
349. They do research
and development for my papa.Copy !req
350. Hello.Copy !req
351. Actually, Squire, we were
hoping to meet your father.Copy !req
352. - We need a ship for an ocean voyage.
- Ocean? Ocean.Copy !req
353. - Ocean?
- You know, the ocean?Copy !req
354. Uh, the big, blue, wet thing?Copy !req
355. Oh!Copy !req
356. The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!Copy !req
357. Say, I know what's happening here.Copy !req
358. You chaps are planning
to sail to this island, aren't you?Copy !req
359. - To dig up this treasure.
- Yes, but we must be quiet about it.Copy !req
360. - There are pirates looking for this map.
- And they wanna kill us for it.Copy !req
361. Isn't that exciting?Copy !req
362. Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.Copy !req
363. We'll use one of my daddy's boats,Copy !req
364. and I will personally finance the
voyage for the treasure myself.Copy !req
365. You'll do that! Really?Copy !req
366. Certainly. What are rich,
half-wit sons for?Copy !req
367. Well, here's the dock.
Jim, where's our boat?Copy !req
368. We're on a dock?
No wonder I'm seasick.Copy !req
369. - Ahoy!
- Ah, morning, Squire.Copy !req
370. Welcome. Welcome. Ah, there she is.Copy !req
371. The Hispaniola.Copy !req
372. Wow! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
373. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
374. Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
375. - "Take a cruise," you said.
- Huh?Copy !req
376. - "See the world," you said.
- Huh?Copy !req
377. Now here we are
stuck on the front of this stupid ship.Copy !req
378. Well, it could be worse.
We could be stuck in the audience.Copy !req
379. Well, Mr. Bimbo,Copy !req
380. the ship is provisioned,
the crew is in place,Copy !req
381. and the Captain should be
on board within the hour.Copy !req
382. You have been a busy little man.Copy !req
383. Ugh.Copy !req
384. - Look, there goes Jim.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
385. Ooh! Ooh, look!Copy !req
386. It's the boat steering thing.Copy !req
387. - This is called the helm.
- Ah.Copy !req
388. Hey, how does it feel,
Captain Hawkins?Copy !req
389. Feels like we're really doing it.Copy !req
390. It feels like we're finally
having an adventure!Copy !req
391. Yeah. I'm starvin'. Where's the kitchen?Copy !req
392. Heigh ho and up she risesCopy !req
393. Something smells good.Copy !req
394. Heigh ho and up she risesCopy !req
395. Cool.Copy !req
396. Heigh ho and up she risesCopy !req
397. early in the morningCopy !req
398. Put him in the longboat until he's soberCopy !req
399. Put him in the longboat 'til he's soberCopy !req
400. - early in the morningCopy !req
401. - What have we here? Stowaways!Copy !req
402. I'm afraid we shish-kebab
and barbecue stowaways on this ship.Copy !req
403. Wait, I know.
You must be the cabin boys.Copy !req
404. - Yeah.
- Hungry, lads?Copy !req
405. Ha! Well, in my galley, you're always
welcome to help yourselves!Copy !req
406. Yes! Thank you!Copy !req
407. Yahoo!Copy !req
408. Oh, yes!Copy !req
409. Well, he's got a healthy appetite.
How about you, funny face?Copy !req
410. - Huh?
- Here.Copy !req
411. Hey. Thank you.Copy !req
412. My name is Gonzo,
and the guy in your chicken is Rizzo.Copy !req
413. - Yo!Copy !req
414. - And you must be Master Hawkins.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
415. Oh, you needn't be callin'
a lowly ship's cook "sir."Copy !req
416. Long John Silver,
at your humble service.Copy !req
417. Well, we're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver.Copy !req
418. Long John to his friends.Copy !req
419. And believe me, lad,Copy !req
420. a friend you can trust
is worth his weight in gold.Copy !req
421. There's many a dark-hearted
scoundrel in these ports.Copy !req
422. Well, what do you mean? Pirates?Copy !req
423. - Shh!
- Pirates! Oh-ho-ho! That's rich!Copy !req
424. Pirates? What an imagination.
Give me a cracker.Copy !req
425. Allow me to introduce
my pet lobster Polly.Copy !req
426. Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!Copy !req
427. Raised him from a fingerling, I did.Copy !req
428. As fine a crustacean
as a man could ask for.Copy !req
429. But I thought sailors
had talking parrots as pets.Copy !req
430. Talking parrots?Copy !req
431. Heh! What an imagination.
First pirates, now talking parrots?Copy !req
432. What's next? A singing, dancing
mouse with his own amusement park?Copy !req
433. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
434. That's enough now, Polly. Go on! Shoo!Copy !req
435. Right, me hearties, I'm gonna give you
a cook's tour of this fine ship.Copy !req
436. If you're gonna be the cook
on this ship, Mr. Silver,Copy !req
437. I am definitely gonna need
bigger pants.Copy !req
438. What's the matter, lads?Copy !req
439. Oh, that?Copy !req
440. Lost that timber-fighting brigands off
Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.Copy !req
441. There's many a man lost a leg
and worse in the service of the king.Copy !req
442. Why, look what a cannibal took off meCopy !req
443. in exchange for me own life.Copy !req
444. Oh, you're a fine pair, lads.
That you are.Copy !req
445. Bright as buttons, the lot of ye.Copy !req
446. All hands on deck!Copy !req
447. Come on, then, lads.Copy !req
448. Chop, chop. Look lively now.
The Captain will be here soon.Copy !req
449. Chop, chop!Copy !req
450. - Ooh.
- Who's that?Copy !req
451. Oh, that is Mr. Arrow,
the first mate, a capital fellow.Copy !req
452. The Captain approaches.Copy !req
453. Move aside! Make way!
Make ready for the Captain!Copy !req
454. Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!Copy !req
455. Wrath? Is this captain bad-tempered?Copy !req
456. Is he bad-tempered?
The man is a raging volcanoCopy !req
457. tormented by inner demons the likes
of which mere mortals cannot fathom.Copy !req
458. He's got demons? Cool!Copy !req
459. Maniac!Copy !req
460. Ooh.Copy !req
461. Heigh-ho, everyone.Copy !req
462. - What... That...
- That's the raging volcano?Copy !req
463. He's a frog!
- Maybe he gets hopping mad.Copy !req
464. Hopping mad!Copy !req
465. Piping aboard
Captain Abraham Smollett.Copy !req
466. Good day, Mr. Arrow.Copy !req
467. Hmm.Copy !req
468. Ah, I knew it. He's furious.Copy !req
469. - Ah, you there!
- Me?Copy !req
470. You were in charge of railing dust.Copy !req
471. Thirty lashes
and then you walk the plank.Copy !req
472. I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow.Copy !req
473. I was anticipating your whim, sir.
Humph.Copy !req
474. Oh. You must be the cabin boys.Copy !req
475. - Uh, yes, sir!
- Which one of you is Hawkins?Copy !req
476. I am, sir.Copy !req
477. I knew your father, Jim.
He was a good man.Copy !req
478. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
479. Well, this is shapin' upCopy !req
480. - to be a fine voyage, lads.
- Mmm.Copy !req
481. Oh, yes, indeed.Copy !req
482. Uh, one leg, Jim. Count 'em. One.Copy !req
483. Remember what Billy Bones said.Copy !req
484. Oh, Gonzo, he seems all right.Copy !req
485. I mean, Long John's only a cook.
How dangerous could he be?Copy !req
486. Well, I don't know, but I...Copy !req
487. Wait a minute. Where's Rizzo?Copy !req
488. Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next!Copy !req
489. All right, folks, have your checks
made out to "rat tours limited."Copy !req
490. Remember, we put the rat in "pirate."Copy !req
491. - Ooh.Copy !req
492. Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!Copy !req
493. - Rizzo, what are you doing?
- What? Oh, this.Copy !req
494. Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud,Copy !req
495. the trip won't be a total
loss financially speaking.Copy !req
496. Ah, the wind seems to be freshening.Copy !req
497. The tide is with us.
Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.Copy !req
498. This voyage has begun!
Raise the gangplank!Copy !req
499. - Right, lads!
- Let go forward line!Copy !req
500. Let go aft line. Hard to starboard.Copy !req
501. Any man caught dawdling
will be shot on sight.Copy !req
502. - I didn't say that.
- I was just paraphrasing.Copy !req
503. - Uh, Mr. Arrow, just set the sails.
- Set the sails!Copy !req
504. Hey, where's my camera?Copy !req
505. - I'll miss you!
- We'll send postcards!Copy !req
506. - Good-bye!
- Good-bye!Copy !req
507. When the course is laid
and the anchor's weighedCopy !req
508. a sailor's blood begins racingCopy !req
509. With our hearts unbound
and our flag unfurledCopy !req
510. We're underway and off
to see the worldCopy !req
511. Underway and off to see the worldCopy !req
512. Heave ho, we'll goCopy !req
513. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
514. Manly men are weCopy !req
515. Sailing for adventure
on the deep blue seaCopy !req
516. Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get
sloppy just because we're singing.Copy !req
517. Aye, aye, sir!Copy !req
518. Danger walks on deck
we say what the heckCopy !req
519. We laugh at the perils we're facingCopy !req
520. Every storm we ride is its own rewardCopy !req
521. And people die by fallin' overboardCopy !req
522. People die by falling overboardCopy !req
523. Heigh ho, we'll goCopy !req
524. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
525. Hoist the sails and singCopy !req
526. Sailing for adventure
on the big blue wet thingCopy !req
527. I love to see 'em cry
when they walk the plankCopy !req
528. I prefer to cut a throatCopy !req
529. I love to hang 'em high
and watch their little feetCopy !req
530. try to walk in the air
while their faces turn blueCopy !req
531. Just kidding.Copy !req
532. It's a good life on a boatCopy !req
533. There are distant lands
with burning sandsCopy !req
534. that call across the oceansCopy !req
535. There are bingo games
every fun-filled dayCopy !req
536. And margaritas at the midnight buffetCopy !req
537. Margaritas at the midnight buffetCopy !req
538. Heigh ho, we'll goCopy !req
539. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
540. Should have took a trainCopy !req
541. Sailing for adventure
on the bounding mainCopy !req
542. The salty breezes whisperCopy !req
543. who knows what lies aheadCopy !req
544. I just know I was born to leadCopy !req
545. the life my father ledCopy !req
546. The stars will be our compassCopy !req
547. wherever we may roamCopy !req
548. And our mates will always beCopy !req
549. just like a familyCopy !req
550. And though we may put into portCopy !req
551. the sea is always homeCopy !req
552. All right, Mr. Bimbo. I didn't know you
had such a good singing voice.Copy !req
553. You're welcome.Copy !req
554. We'll chase our dreams
standing on our ownCopy !req
555. Over the horizon to the great unknownCopy !req
556. Heigh ho, we'll goCopy !req
557. Anywhere the wind is blowingCopy !req
558. Bold and brave and freeCopy !req
559. Sailing for adventureCopy !req
560. It's so nauseating!Copy !req
561. Sailing for adventureCopy !req
562. So exhilarating!Copy !req
563. Sailing for adventureCopy !req
564. We're all celebrating!Copy !req
565. On the deep blue seaCopy !req
566. - Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Ahoy!Copy !req
567. Roll call!Copy !req
568. Long John Silver?Copy !req
569. - Aye, aye, sir!
- Short Stack Stevens?Copy !req
570. - Aye!
- One-eyed Jack?Copy !req
571. - Aye.
- Black Eyed Pea.Copy !req
572. - Yeah.
- Wall-eyed Pike.Copy !req
573. Aye.Copy !req
574. - Polly Lobster.Copy !req
575. - Mad Monty.
- Aye.Copy !req
576. - Sweetums.
- Aye.Copy !req
577. - Old Tom.
- Aye-aye.Copy !req
578. - Real Old Tom.
- Aye.Copy !req
579. - Dead Tom?
- Aye, aye.Copy !req
580. - Cool.Copy !req
581. - Clueless Morgan?
- Huh?Copy !req
582. Headless Bill.Copy !req
583. Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating
O'Brien?Copy !req
584. Angel Marie.Copy !req
585. Aye, aye.Copy !req
586. Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
587. Hmm. Ah. Uh, uh.Copy !req
588. Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin?Copy !req
589. Mmm-hmm. Oh.
- Immediately?Copy !req
590. Who hired this crew?
This is undoubtedly the seediest bunchCopy !req
591. of cutthroats, villains and
scoundrels I have ever seen!Copy !req
592. So who hired 'em?Copy !req
593. Your finger hired the crew?Copy !req
594. No, that's silly. The man who lives in
my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo.Copy !req
595. What? Ah!Copy !req
596. Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice
of our excellent cook Long John Silver.Copy !req
597. A cook?Copy !req
598. And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?Copy !req
599. Exactly!Copy !req
600. Hmm. I'm starting to worry
about this voyage.Copy !req
601. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
602. Uh, Jim, I know Billy Bones gave youCopy !req
603. the treasure map, but I hope you'll
give it to me for safekeeping.Copy !req
604. I'll be careful with it, sir.Copy !req
605. Beggin' your pardon, gentlemen,Copy !req
606. but I've come with a bit of a treat for you.Copy !req
607. 'Tis my very own best brandy,Copy !req
608. laid down by the brothers
of Buckfast Abbey,Copy !req
609. vintage 1737,Copy !req
610. to toast to a prosperous voyage.Copy !req
611. - Oh, spiffy.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I'm notCopy !req
612. going to allow drinking on this voyage.Copy !req
613. - Oh, well, rules are rules.
- Oh, but, sir,Copy !req
614. 'tis a tradition for the officers to
toast to the success of a voyage.Copy !req
615. Ah, very true.Copy !req
616. No. We must set an
example for this questionable crew.Copy !req
617. There will be no consumption
of alcohol of any kind.Copy !req
618. Oh.Copy !req
619. Oh, sir, but I can vouch
for this crew myself.Copy !req
620. You could sail to heavenCopy !req
621. - and back with these men.
- Ah.Copy !req
622. Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you.Copy !req
623. - Oh.Copy !req
624. You wanna knock it off with the booze?Copy !req
625. It's peelin' paint off
of the shuffleboard court.Copy !req
626. - Sorry.
- Come on, girls.Copy !req
627. You told him.Copy !req
628. And that's that.
This conversation is finished.Copy !req
629. I understand, sir.Copy !req
630. I shall tend to my duty and see to itCopy !req
631. that every drop of alcohol
is thrown overboard.Copy !req
632. Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.Copy !req
633. Uh, you can go if you want to, Jim.Copy !req
634. - Come on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
635. Oh, well.Copy !req
636. I guess the human beings
wanna hang out together,Copy !req
637. don't wanna spend time
with a rat and a...Copy !req
638. - Uh, uh, whatever. Huh.
- Yeah. Huh.Copy !req
639. - Say cheese!
- Cheese!Copy !req
640. Oh, that's great. Heh.Copy !req
641. Cute couple.Copy !req
642. Stop it!Copy !req
643. I never felt like this before.Copy !req
644. Denise, what I'm trying to say...
- Yes?Copy !req
645. - What I'm trying to say is...
- Yes?Copy !req
646. - What I mean to say is, I...
- Yes?Copy !req
647. I'm sorry your present didn't work out.Copy !req
648. Oh, Jim, Smollett sails
by rules and laws.Copy !req
649. That's what bein' a captain's all about.Copy !req
650. Me, I sails by the stars.Copy !req
651. Stars?Copy !req
652. North, Jim.Copy !req
653. Find me north out there
among them stars.Copy !req
654. Well, that's easy.Copy !req
655. Ah, yeah, but what if
you don't have a compass?Copy !req
656. - Long John, please don't drop it.Copy !req
657. It was my father's.Copy !req
658. It's all I have of his. Please. Please.Copy !req
659. I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'.Copy !req
660. How old were you when he died, then?Copy !req
661. Seven.Copy !req
662. I were eight when my father died at sea.Copy !req
663. - First mate, he was.
- My father was a first mate too.Copy !req
664. Was he, now?Copy !req
665. By the powers. What a coincidence.Copy !req
666. Now, Jim,Copy !req
667. that be Polaris, the North Star.Copy !req
668. Even in the China Sea, that's north.Copy !req
669. - North. Polaris.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
670. - So we must be heading southwest.
- Smart as paint you are, lad.Copy !req
671. Smart as paint.Copy !req
672. Now, that gets old Long John
to wonderin'.Copy !req
673. Why would we be sailin' southwest?Copy !req
674. The scuttlebutt among the crew
is that, uh,Copy !req
675. we're sailin' for buried treasureCopy !req
676. and, uh, someone on boardCopy !req
677. has a map.Copy !req
678. 'Course, none of my concern, Jim.Copy !req
679. I'm just a ship's cook.Copy !req
680. Such matters are best suited
to Captain Smollett.Copy !req
681. He runs this ship, not I.Copy !req
682. Come on, Long John.
You could captain this ship.Copy !req
683. That I could, lad.Copy !req
684. Maybe someday I will.Copy !req
685. - Moonlight swim?
- Okay.Copy !req
686. Oh, Smolly,Copy !req
687. my love for you
is deeper than the deep, blue sea.Copy !req
688. Hmm.Copy !req
689. Get on with you! Go on!Copy !req
690. Hi, Jim!Copy !req
691. - Yo, Jimbo! Mornin', Long...
- Hi, Long John. Good morning.Copy !req
692. Eh.Copy !req
693. Well, at least one of
us is having a good time.Copy !req
694. Ah, Rizzo, it's not so bad.
Angel Marie said that later on,Copy !req
695. he'd throw a line out the back and let
me drag along the bottom.Copy !req
696. I don't know about this crew.Copy !req
697. I feel like they're always watchin'
us, just waitin' to pounce.Copy !req
698. Ah, that's just a figment
of your imagination.Copy !req
699. This is a figment of my imagination?Copy !req
700. Now, tell us where the map isCopy !req
701. or we'll tear ya limb from limb!Copy !req
702. - Never. My friend and I will never tell.Copy !req
703. Hey, hey, there could be
extenuatin' circumstances.Copy !req
704. I mean,
you know, uh... If, uh...Copy !req
705. Maybe they'll ask real nice.Copy !req
706. - In your dreams!
- Do it, Monty! Do it!Copy !req
707. Yeah, do it to me!Copy !req
708. - Whoa! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
709. Yes! Ah! More!Copy !req
710. - Oh, no, I can't look.
- Look at this!Copy !req
711. I'm taller! This is so cool!Copy !req
712. I may even have a future with the NBA.Copy !req
713. This won't work!
He likes it! Let's torture the rat!Copy !req
714. - Huh? No! No, no, no, no!
Yeah!Copy !req
715. - No, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes.Copy !req
716. - No! No! Oh, no!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
717. Oh, please, no! I hate basketball!Copy !req
718. I got a lovely recipe
for blackened rat.Copy !req
719. No!Copy !req
720. Oh.Copy !req
721. I say! This does not look safe!Copy !req
722. Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
723. What? What? What? What?Copy !req
724. Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh.Copy !req
725. Oh, kiss it or something!
- Hmm.Copy !req
726. Oh!Copy !req
727. Oh!Copy !req
728. Poodly, poodly, poodly,
poodly, poodly.Copy !req
729. Mr. Arrow, lock those three up
for the remainder of the voyage.Copy !req
730. - Yes, sir!Copy !req
731. You can't hold us!Copy !req
732. - To the brig! Move along!
- Will you stop crying? Will you shut up!Copy !req
733. MR. Move along.
Oh, good. That's good. Yeah.Copy !req
734. Whoo!Copy !req
735. Master Hawkins, may I see
you in my cabin, please?Copy !req
736. Yes, sir.Copy !req
737. - Ready, Mr. Gonzo?
- Ready!Copy !req
738. - Tie off the rope, Beaker!Copy !req
739. We call this the window shade cure.Copy !req
740. All right. Snip, snip, snip.Copy !req
741. Yeow! Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
742. Oh, great! Wow! Ha! Ah!Copy !req
743. - Whoa!Copy !req
744. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
745. That was so cool!Copy !req
746. - Hmm?Copy !req
747. Oh, sure.Copy !req
748. - Who's the lady pig, sir?
- Never mind that, Jim. Listen.Copy !req
749. I'm hoping you're willing to
give me the map now,Copy !req
750. considering what's just happened.Copy !req
751. - I'd rather not, sir.Copy !req
752. I'd hoped it wouldn't
come to this, Jim, butCopy !req
753. as captain, I order you
to give me the map.Copy !req
754. - Mr. Arrow?
- Aye, aye, Captain.Copy !req
755. - Lock up this treasure map.
- Hmm.Copy !req
756. It will be safe in here, sir.Copy !req
757. It's been six weeks
since we left England.Copy !req
758. Five days since we had a breeze.Copy !req
759. Oh, no. I got the madness!Copy !req
760. I got cabin fever!Copy !req
761. I've got it too!Copy !req
762. Cabin fever!Copy !req
763. I got cabin fever it's burning in my brainCopy !req
764. I got cabin fever it's driving me insaneCopy !req
765. We got cabin fever
we're flipping our bandanasCopy !req
766. Been stuck at sea so long that
we have simply gone bananasCopy !req
767. Chica chica boom chica
chica boom boom chic arriba!Copy !req
768. Chica chica boom boom
chica chica boom boom chicCopy !req
769. We, we, we got cabin feverCopy !req
770. We lost what sense we hadCopy !req
771. We got cabin fever
we're all going madCopy !req
772. Grab your partner by the earsCopy !req
773. - Lash him to the wheel
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
774. Do-si-do, step on his toe
listen to him squealCopy !req
775. - Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Allemande left allemande rightCopy !req
776. it's time to sail or sinkCopy !req
777. Swing your partner over the sideCopy !req
778. Drop him in the drinkCopy !req
779. We've got cabin fever.Copy !req
780. - No ifs, ands or buts.
- We're disoriented.Copy !req
781. - And demented.
And a little nuts.Copy !req
782. Ach du liebe
Volkswagen carCopy !req
783. Sauerbraten, wiener
schnitzel und wunderbarCopy !req
784. We were sailing, sailingCopy !req
785. The wind was on our sideCopy !req
786. And then it died.Copy !req
787. I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip.Copy !req
788. I'd like to get my hands on
whoever wrote this script.Copy !req
789. I was floating 'neath the tropic moonCopy !req
790. and dreaming of a blue lagoonCopy !req
791. Now I'm as crazy as a loonCopy !req
792. Cabin fever has ravaged all aboardCopy !req
793. This one small vessel has
become a floating psycho wardCopy !req
794. We were sailing, sailing
heading who knows whereCopy !req
795. And now though we're all hereCopy !req
796. we're not all thereCopy !req
797. Ooh!Copy !req
798. Cabin fever! Ah!Copy !req
799. Look! The wind is back!Copy !req
800. What are we doin'?
- What's goin' on here?Copy !req
801. - What was that?
- I feel like such a fool.Copy !req
802. Yeah, me too.
- I hope nobody saw that.Copy !req
803. Embarrassing.Copy !req
804. - Get us outta here! Help!
- We didn't hit him!Copy !req
805. Come on, let us out.
We was only joking.Copy !req
806. Ooh! Hey, Long John!
Hey! Get us outta here!Copy !req
807. Yeah!Copy !req
808. - Hey, Polly.
- What?Copy !req
809. What was that song that just happened?Copy !req
810. What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
811. You know, uh, "Cabin fever. Ah."Copy !req
812. - That.
- You see, John?Copy !req
813. You gotta get us outta here now!
Clueless is startin' to go crackers!Copy !req
814. Here you go.Copy !req
815. - Your bread and water for today.
- But I ordered shrimp scampi.Copy !req
816. It's more than you deserve,
ya villainous dogs!Copy !req
817. Oh, Jim.Copy !req
818. By rights, I should be locked up tooCopy !req
819. for lettin' thieves like them
aboard this ship.Copy !req
820. Oh, it chills me.Copy !req
821. To think that they almost
killed your little friendsCopy !req
822. looking for some daft treasure map.Copy !req
823. None of this would've happened if I'd
have given Captain Smollet the...Copy !req
824. I mean...Copy !req
825. What, lad?Copy !req
826. I'm not really sure I should be talking
about this with you or with anyone.Copy !req
827. You mean, you've really
got a treasure map?Copy !req
828. Not anymore. Mr. Arrow took it and
locked it up in the Captain's cabin.Copy !req
829. You must promise to keep it a secret.Copy !req
830. Oh, don't bother your head about that.
You've only told old Long John.Copy !req
831. Now, you run along and do your chores.
Go on.Copy !req
832. Go on.Copy !req
833. Safely now. Safely.Copy !req
834. Steady as she goes.Copy !req
835. Oh, Mr. Silver, good evening.Copy !req
836. - Wicked fog tonight, sir.
- Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
837. Reminds me of the night
we ran aground off the Pampas.Copy !req
838. Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats.Copy !req
839. Ah, it were a terrible shame.Copy !req
840. - Leaky lifeboats?
- Oh, a common occurrence, sir.Copy !req
841. A little-used
piece of equipment falls into disrepairCopy !req
842. - and becomes, uh, shall we say...
- Unsafe?Copy !req
843. Oh, I'm not
sayin' our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.Copy !req
844. I'm not sayin' we got problems, uh...Copy !req
845. Still...Copy !req
846. Hmm. Hmm. The caulking appears tight.Copy !req
847. No dampness under the gunwale.Copy !req
848. This one seems seaworthy.Copy !req
849. Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until
you get them out in the open ocean.Copy !req
850. - Cast me off, Mr. Silver.
- Oh, yes, sir.Copy !req
851. Oh, sir, is there anything
I can hold for you for safekeeping?Copy !req
852. Your hat? Your coat? Um...Copy !req
853. Your keys?Copy !req
854. Hmm? My keys!Copy !req
855. Of course. If they were to fall overboard,Copy !req
856. it would be disastrous.Copy !req
857. Oh, that it would, sir.Copy !req
858. Oh! Cast me off, Mr. Silver!Copy !req
859. Aye, aye, sir!Copy !req
860. Thank you, Mr. Silver.Copy !req
861. Just doin' my duty, sir.Copy !req
862. Oh, yes, John.Copy !req
863. Man overboard!Copy !req
864. Uh, yes.Copy !req
865. - Oh, uh, I'm sorry, sir.
- Wha...Copy !req
866. Mr. Arrow's gone overboard, andCopy !req
867. all we found was his hat!Copy !req
868. - Oh, no.Copy !req
869. And so, my friends, the sea has
claimed another loyal officer and friend.Copy !req
870. This was a person
who served...Copy !req
871. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
872. Shh! Okay, after you, Monty.Copy !req
873. - No, after you.
- Oh, will you just come on?Copy !req
874. Mr. Samuel Arrow, a wonderful man whoCopy !req
875. used to get us up from our beds
before dawn for a good flossing.Copy !req
876. Okay, okay.
Now, spread out and find the map.Copy !req
877. Yeah.Copy !req
878. May the wind be ever at your back,
Samuel Arrow.Copy !req
879. Rest in peace, my friend.Copy !req
880. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
881. - Shh.Copy !req
882. Ha-ha-ha! See? See?Copy !req
883. Wait! Open it! Open it!Copy !req
884. No, we gotta take it to Long John.
Come on.Copy !req
885. - Oh.Copy !req
886. This apple
has a worm in it.Copy !req
887. That's not a worm.
That's my tail.Copy !req
888. Oh.Copy !req
889. - What's wrong?Copy !req
890. Well, it just feels so weird.Copy !req
891. You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead?Copy !req
892. Yeah, that, and my pants
are filled with starfish.Copy !req
893. You and your hobbies!Copy !req
894. - Rizzo.Copy !req
895. - Jim, we've missed you! Climb in!
- Can't. I'm doing my chores.Copy !req
896. - Oh, come on. Share an apple.
- Yeah, come on!Copy !req
897. Whoa! Oh!Copy !req
898. Anyway, here's the plan.Copy !req
899. I say we should kill that captain now.Copy !req
900. Then we'll get that twit of a bear!Copy !req
901. Can we make a rug
out of him?Copy !req
902. Oh, hi, Long John.Copy !req
903. I'm an easy man.
A gentlemen of fortune, says most.Copy !req
904. But it makes me sick at heart
to sail with the likes of you.Copy !req
905. Now, get this straight.Copy !req
906. If anyone mutinies before I says so,Copy !req
907. I'll throw you overboard
like I did that scurvy mate Mr. Arrow!Copy !req
908. I says, let the Captain
steer us closer to the island.Copy !req
909. I've got the lad's treasure map now.Copy !req
910. When the time is ripe, we'll kill 'em all!Copy !req
911. That's what I said!
That's what I said!Copy !req
912. Kill them all!Copy !req
913. Land ho!
- Come on, lads! Let's go!Copy !req
914. Yea! Land ho!Copy !req
915. - Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
916. Land ho!Copy !req
917. Beachfront property!Copy !req
918. Retirement estates!Copy !req
919. - Bikinis!
- Bikinis!Copy !req
920. Throw the mainsail! Drop anchor!Copy !req
921. Bring her up hard
of starboard, helmsman.Copy !req
922. Prepare to lower the longboats.Copy !req
923. Bring those barrels over here, lads!Copy !req
924. Helmsman, give a hand
with the longboats.Copy !req
925. - Captain, may I speak with you?
- I'm sorta busy, Jim.Copy !req
926. But, Captain, we just heard.
Long John is planning a mutiny,Copy !req
927. and he's got the treasure map.Copy !req
928. - Yeah.
- I see.Copy !req
929. - Mr. Silver?
- Aye, aye, Cap'n!Copy !req
930. Mr. Silver, I want you
to take the crew ashore at once.Copy !req
931. We need water and provisions.
Take as long as you want.Copy !req
932. Sir!Copy !req
933. 'Tis a task to my liking, sir. That it is!Copy !req
934. Quickly, boys. Gather the officers
and meet me in my quarters.Copy !req
935. - Quickly.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
936. This is a lucky break.
Captain lettin' us go ashore.Copy !req
937. Us with the map and all.Copy !req
938. It's like giving
the treasure to us on a silver platter.Copy !req
939. Aye, that it is, Polly.
Never trust a silver platter.Copy !req
940. Jim, lad!Copy !req
941. There's room in the boat for one more.
Come along for an adventure.Copy !req
942. I can't. The Captain wants me.Copy !req
943. Oh, what a shame!
I'll miss you, lad. That I will.Copy !req
944. Uh, Jim!
I seem to have left my crutch on board.Copy !req
945. Hand it to me like a good lad, will ya?Copy !req
946. There's a good boy.Copy !req
947. Ah, it'll be a bit closer than that.
I can't reach it from there.Copy !req
948. - Oh!Copy !req
949. Cast away, men! Be quick now!Copy !req
950. Go, go, go!Copy !req
951. The plan is simple.
Once the pirates are ashore,Copy !req
952. we set sail and return in a year or so.Copy !req
953. By then, all the fight
should be out of 'em.Copy !req
954. Oh, now I understand.
That's a brilliant plan.Copy !req
955. - Except for one thing.
- What's that?Copy !req
956. The pirates have Jim!Copy !req
957. I'm tired!Copy !req
958. - You're what?
- I'm getting tired!Copy !req
959. - He says go faster.
- I'm getting tired!Copy !req
960. Hey, man!
I can't figure out what side we're on.Copy !req
961. Are we with the pirates
or the frog captain?Copy !req
962. Oh, hey, man, just play the gig.Copy !req
963. Never get involved in politics.Copy !req
964. Politics! Politics!Copy !req
965. Jim, lad!Copy !req
966. Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.Copy !req
967. Pleased I am to initiate you
into our enterprising, um... Company.Copy !req
968. Which entitles you
to all the benefits thereof.Copy !req
969. I don't want any benefits.Copy !req
970. This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad.Copy !req
971. Say no and I will
be forced to terminate our relationship.Copy !req
972. You're nothing but murdering pirates.Copy !req
973. - Pirates!Copy !req
974. Pirates. Oh, Jim.Copy !req
975. If that's what you're thinking,Copy !req
976. you're dead wrong.Copy !req
977. When I was just a ladCopy !req
978. Looking for my true vocationCopy !req
979. My father said now, son, this choiceCopy !req
980. deserves deliberationCopy !req
981. Though you could be a doctorCopy !req
982. Or perhaps a financierCopy !req
983. My boy, why not consider
a more challenging careerCopy !req
984. Hey, ho, hoCopy !req
985. You'll cruise to foreign shoresCopy !req
986. Sing it, lads!Copy !req
987. And you'll keep your mind and body
sound by working out of doorsCopy !req
988. True friendship and adventure
are what we can't live withoutCopy !req
989. And when you're a professional pirateCopy !req
990. that's what the job's aboutCopy !req
991. Upstage, lads! This is my only number.Copy !req
992. Now take Sir Francis Drake
the Spanish all despise himCopy !req
993. but to the British he's a
hero and they idolize himCopy !req
994. It's how you look at buccaneersCopy !req
995. that makes them bad or goodCopy !req
996. And I see us as members
of a noble brotherhoodCopy !req
997. - Hup!
- Hey, ho, hoCopy !req
998. Oh, I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion.Copy !req
999. We're honorable menCopy !req
1000. and before we lose our
tempers we will always count to tenCopy !req
1001. On occasion there may be
someone you have to executeCopy !req
1002. But when you're a professional pirateCopy !req
1003. you don't have to wear a suitCopy !req
1004. What?Copy !req
1005. I could have been a surgeon
I like taking things apartCopy !req
1006. I could have been a lawyer
but I just had too much heartCopy !req
1007. I could have been in politicsCopy !req
1008. 'cause I've always been a big spenderCopy !req
1009. And me, I could have been a contenderCopy !req
1010. Some say that pirates stealCopy !req
1011. and should be feared and hatedCopy !req
1012. I say we're victims of bad pressCopy !req
1013. It's all exaggeratedCopy !req
1014. We'd never stab you in the backCopy !req
1015. We'd never lie or cheatCopy !req
1016. We're just about the nicest guysCopy !req
1017. you'd ever want to meetCopy !req
1018. - Well, look at us, Jim.Copy !req
1019. We're a festival of conviviality.Copy !req
1020. Congeniality.Copy !req
1021. - That's conviviality, stupid.
- That's what I said.Copy !req
1022. We're ready, o capitán.Copy !req
1023. Good. You men guard
the ship while I'm gone.Copy !req
1024. We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.Copy !req
1025. - Aye, aye, Captain.
- Cast off, Mr. Beaker.Copy !req
1026. Thanks for coming along, men.Copy !req
1027. Are you kidding? Jim is family.Copy !req
1028. Yeah.Copy !req
1029. Tell the truth, lad.Copy !req
1030. Do you really
think the Captain and the SquireCopy !req
1031. are planning to share the
treasure with the likes of us?Copy !req
1032. Can't hear ya. No?Copy !req
1033. And we being the rightful owners.Copy !req
1034. Flint's own crew, who shed
our blood getting it here!Copy !req
1035. Join us, lad.Copy !req
1036. Donate your compass to the treasure
hunt and get a full share!Copy !req
1037. Hey, ho, ho it's one for all for oneCopy !req
1038. And we'll share and
share alike with youCopy !req
1039. and love you like a sonCopy !req
1040. We're gentlemen of fortuneCopy !req
1041. and that's what we're proud to beCopy !req
1042. And when you're a professional pirateCopy !req
1043. You'll be honest brave and freeCopy !req
1044. The soul of decencyCopy !req
1045. You'll be loyal and fair
and on the squareCopy !req
1046. And most importantlyCopy !req
1047. When you're a professional pirateCopy !req
1048. You're always in the bestCopy !req
1049. of companyCopy !req
1050. Down!Copy !req
1051. There! Captain Smollett
coming to rescue me.Copy !req
1052. Don't get your hopes up, laddie.Copy !req
1053. I've taken the liberty
of hiding a few of my best men aboard.Copy !req
1054. If a second round follows,Copy !req
1055. it means they've
taken over the Hispaniola,Copy !req
1056. and I'm the new cap'n.Copy !req
1057. Now, then.Copy !req
1058. How infortuitous our firearms
weren't loaded, Beakie.Copy !req
1059. I'll say. We might have shot somebody.Copy !req
1060. I'm the only friend you've
got in the world now, Jim.Copy !req
1061. Let's dig up the treasure together, eh?Copy !req
1062. Shipmates, remember?Copy !req
1063. We'll be needing your compass, though.Copy !req
1064. No.Copy !req
1065. I'll be taking it either way, Jim.Copy !req
1066. - Ha!Copy !req
1067. Come on then, lad. Let's not waste time.Copy !req
1068. - Well, it's too dark to do anything now.Copy !req
1069. We'll camp here and wait for first light.Copy !req
1070. Oh, hey, Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.Copy !req
1071. Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid.Copy !req
1072. Right now I'm somewhere betweenCopy !req
1073. bed-wetting
and a near-death experience.Copy !req
1074. Good night, boys.Copy !req
1075. - Well, good night.
- Right.Copy !req
1076. - 'Night, Rizzo.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1077. Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?Copy !req
1078. Boy, Gonzo, it sounds like you're
coming down with a little cold there.Copy !req
1079. I'm just gonna
light a match if you don't mind, here.Copy !req
1080. Long John, look!Copy !req
1081. Flint hung 'em up there
after he gullied 'emCopy !req
1082. to mark the trail to the treasure.Copy !req
1083. Wicked sense of humor ol' Flinty had.Copy !req
1084. - It's a sign. This is a cursed place.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1085. Well, there's an informed opinion.Copy !req
1086. All right, Jim, lad, where to from here?Copy !req
1087. "On a heading of 179 degrees,Copy !req
1088. "walk 312 paces from where
the dead men hang high."Copy !req
1089. That way!Copy !req
1090. - You're gonna go? You're gonna...
- Come on!Copy !req
1091. Howdy, vous, stinky
froggy man and friends.Copy !req
1092. I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars.Copy !req
1093. You mucho wickedness
go trespass on island.Copy !req
1094. Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,Copy !req
1095. Boom Sha-kal-a-kal.Copy !req
1096. Terrific. Captured by wild pigs and
sacrificed before a pagan altar.Copy !req
1097. - Are we lucky or what?
- Silence, smelly sailor mans!Copy !req
1098. You have violated sacred island.Copy !req
1099. Uh-uh, excuse me.
I am Captain Smollett.Copy !req
1100. We mean no harm to your culture.Copy !req
1101. We embrace all creatures
of different nationalities.Copy !req
1102. - Silence!Copy !req
1103. Bring forth Boom Sha-kal-a-kal.Copy !req
1104. That can't be good.Copy !req
1105. Boom sha-kal-a-kal
Boom sha-kal-a-kalCopy !req
1106. These tropical floor shows are so exotic.Copy !req
1107. Yeah, and the food is to die for.Copy !req
1108. Boom sha-kal-a-kalCopy !req
1109. Bonsoir, mes amis.Copy !req
1110. - Come, Flaubert.Copy !req
1111. Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater!
You spoiled my entrance.Copy !req
1112. Boom sha-kal-a-kal
Boom sha-kal-a-kalCopy !req
1113. - Oh, knock it off!
- Oh.Copy !req
1114. Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn.Copy !req
1115. Maroonee, temptress
and queen of this...Copy !req
1116. Smolly, can it be you?Copy !req
1117. Benjamina.Copy !req
1118. - Hi-yah!Copy !req
1119. Oh, uh, old girlfriend.Copy !req
1120. Tie 'em back in their stakes!Copy !req
1121. 306, 307, 308, 309,Copy !req
1122. 31 0, 31 1, 31 2.Copy !req
1123. This is it.Copy !req
1124. What if Clueless is right?Copy !req
1125. What if it is cursed?Copy !req
1126. - I'll show you what I think of your curse.Copy !req
1127. You mewling little lily-livered,Copy !req
1128. toffee-hearted little
wuss of a crustacean!Copy !req
1129. "Treasure buried here."Copy !req
1130. Oy, we don't even have to dig it up!Copy !req
1131. Come on, mates! The treasure's ours!Copy !req
1132. There's no treasure, Silver!
You brought us here for nothing.Copy !req
1133. And now we'll be tried for mutiny!Copy !req
1134. Yeah!Copy !req
1135. I say... We should kill him!Copy !req
1136. Run, lad! Save yourself!Copy !req
1137. - Why are you doing this for me?
- Because I like you, boy.Copy !req
1138. I hope you didn't think
I was lying about that.Copy !req
1139. - Run!Copy !req
1140. Take greeny, flippy,
bulgy-eyed one away.Copy !req
1141. Others stay. Chop chop!Copy !req
1142. Hey, wait! Where are you taking him?Copy !req
1143. Hmm. Take the mousie,
then skewer the mousie!Copy !req
1144. Well, how else do you think
we were gonna get him in this movie?Copy !req
1145. Yeah.Copy !req
1146. I wish we were back at the Admiral
Benbow eating table scraps.Copy !req
1147. We're about
to become table scraps.Copy !req
1148. Well, this is terrible! This is the worst
thing that's ever happened to me.Copy !req
1149. Wait a second! I've been cut loose!Copy !req
1150. - Hiya, guys.Copy !req
1151. Jim, they've got Captain Smollett.Copy !req
1152. I know. Come on. We've got to get help.Copy !req
1153. Oh, okay. Where will we go?Copy !req
1154. Tom, Tom, Tom!Copy !req
1155. Oh!Copy !req
1156. Dead Tom's dead!Copy !req
1157. Long John shot him!Copy !req
1158. But Dead Tom's always been dead.Copy !req
1159. That's why he's called Dead Tom.Copy !req
1160. Oh.Copy !req
1161. Can we get on with this?
Get outta here, will ya?Copy !req
1162. - Clueless!
- Yeah, yeah?Copy !req
1163. - Give it to him!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1164. But, uh, it's not even his birthday.Copy !req
1165. No, no, no, no! The paper!Copy !req
1166. Oh.Copy !req
1167. This is for you.Copy !req
1168. - The black spot?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1169. You dare to give me the black spot?Copy !req
1170. He told me to.
- Shut up, will ya?Copy !req
1171. And it's drawn on a page from the Bible.Copy !req
1172. You tore a page from the holy scripturesCopy !req
1173. to make a pirate's death sentence?Copy !req
1174. Uh, here.Copy !req
1175. Oh, the red hot gates of hellCopy !req
1176. are creeping open!Copy !req
1177. Satan is heating his pokers for you,Copy !req
1178. you blasphemous heathens!Copy !req
1179. - Fall down on your kneesCopy !req
1180. and beg for deliverance from damnation!Copy !req
1181. - Please forgive us.
- Please forgive me.Copy !req
1182. Very good. You're forgiven.Copy !req
1183. - Oh, thank you.
- Now untie me!Copy !req
1184. And let's go find the treasure!Copy !req
1185. Oh, you are a good man.Copy !req
1186. You are a kind man. A handsome man.Copy !req
1187. - Precious.
- Oh, he's... You're precious and...Copy !req
1188. - Beautiful.
- And he's beautiful. Oh.Copy !req
1189. Yeah, here's the boat. Oh, no!Copy !req
1190. Well, that won't help us.
We're gonna have to swim to the ship.Copy !req
1191. Hello! Earth to Jimbo.Copy !req
1192. Swimming to a ship that's
full of killer piratesCopy !req
1193. to save the Captain is not a good plan.Copy !req
1194. Look!Copy !req
1195. Yes. The gunwale and keel
are definitely safe.Copy !req
1196. - Mr. Arrow! It's me! Jim!
- Mr. Arrow!Copy !req
1197. Mr. Arrow, over here!Copy !req
1198. Oh. Oh, boys. Come join meCopy !req
1199. aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.Copy !req
1200. Hmm.Copy !req
1201. By the way, that Silver
fellow may not be trustworthy.Copy !req
1202. Now he tells us!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1203. And here's a photo opportunity
you will not want to miss.Copy !req
1204. The actual jungle location for the
movie Muppet Treasure Island.Copy !req
1205. - Oh, my goodness!
- Keep up, people.Copy !req
1206. Hey, when do we eat?
My feet are killing me.Copy !req
1207. Of all the backwater,
no-class piles of sand in the ocean,Copy !req
1208. you had to wash up on mine.Copy !req
1209. Benjamina, I just want you
to know that I'm sorry.Copy !req
1210. Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it.Copy !req
1211. You left me standing at the altar!Copy !req
1212. I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar.
I got cold feet.Copy !req
1213. You're a frog.
You're supposed to have cold feet.Copy !req
1214. My mother came
all the way from France.Copy !req
1215. I was wearing her white lace dress.Copy !req
1216. The cake was filled with lemon custard!Copy !req
1217. Mina, fate has brought us
together again.Copy !req
1218. Well, actually, buried treasure and
pirates brought us together...Copy !req
1219. Don't you start with me about pirates!Copy !req
1220. After you jilted me, I took
up with this Bernie Flint.Copy !req
1221. - The man was totally codependent.
- You and Captain Flint?Copy !req
1222. Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady.
You know the story.Copy !req
1223. - Smolly? He marooned me.Copy !req
1224. Me!Copy !req
1225. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
1226. This is all my fault.
Oh, what have I done to you?Copy !req
1227. Mushy-mushy! Oh. Lovey-dovey!Copy !req
1228. Bravo, Cap'n.Copy !req
1229. Touchin' reunion, Benjamina.Copy !req
1230. This seems to be your day
for renewing old...Copy !req
1231. Acquaintances.Copy !req
1232. Oh, well...Copy !req
1233. Hello, Long John.Copy !req
1234. - Oh, no! Him too?
- Well, if you'd married me.Copy !req
1235. What does that have to do with it?Copy !req
1236. I'm a pig! I need commitment!Copy !req
1237. Now, I'm not gonna
be really patient about this, Benjamina.Copy !req
1238. Where is the treasure?Copy !req
1239. Um, I just may not tell you.Copy !req
1240. Oh, don't play games with me, lass.Copy !req
1241. I tell you, I'm not a patient man.Copy !req
1242. - Stop! Give up now,Copy !req
1243. weak and tiny pirate mans,Copy !req
1244. or die like stinking dogs.Copy !req
1245. Hmm, we see you have
boom-boom sticks.Copy !req
1246. Bye-bye.Copy !req
1247. Oh, brother!Copy !req
1248. - Now, Benjamina.
- What?Copy !req
1249. Where's the treasure?Copy !req
1250. There is no treasure.
It was all a clever ruse.Copy !req
1251. Ha!Copy !req
1252. So where did you get that
gold necklace you're wearing?Copy !req
1253. The one made of Spanish doubloons.Copy !req
1254. Aye.Copy !req
1255. Um...Copy !req
1256. Shopping channel?Copy !req
1257. - No!Copy !req
1258. Shh.Copy !req
1259. - Shh.
- Shh.Copy !req
1260. Fiddle!Copy !req
1261. Make yourself useful.
Try and save us. Do something!Copy !req
1262. Shh!Copy !req
1263. Oh, Master Hawkins,
you've come to rescue us.Copy !req
1264. I should've let him live in my finger.Copy !req
1265. We're ready, Master Hawkins.Copy !req
1266. Do you think this will work, Dr. Livesey?Copy !req
1267. Oh, yes! My research indicates
that pirates are very superstitious.Copy !req
1268. Boogie, boogie, boogie!Copy !req
1269. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.Copy !req
1270. - Boogie!Copy !req
1271. Come on, we've got to save
the Captain!Copy !req
1272. Fantastic, Mr. Arrow.
That was beautiful.Copy !req
1273. What do we do next?
What do we do now? Uh, Jim?Copy !req
1274. - Weigh anchor?
- Weigh anchor, okay.Copy !req
1275. - Set the sails.
- Set the sails!Copy !req
1276. And you, Squire Trelawney.Copy !req
1277. Now,
Master Hawkins, I...Copy !req
1278. You take the helm.Copy !req
1279. Ah!Copy !req
1280. Step aside, Mr. Bimbo.
I shall be taking the helm.Copy !req
1281. Hurry, Rizzo!Copy !req
1282. I'm going as fast as I can.Copy !req
1283. - Smolly, my love!Copy !req
1284. Oh, oh!Copy !req
1285. Smolly!Copy !req
1286. You can't hurt my frog!Copy !req
1287. Don't tell him anything, Mina.
Uh, I beg you!Copy !req
1288. He'll only kill you too. Don't listen to him!Copy !req
1289. - Now...Copy !req
1290. - For the last time,Copy !req
1291. where's the bloody treasure?Copy !req
1292. Ha!Copy !req
1293. Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
The treasure's at my place.Copy !req
1294. North trail, split-level hut with the pink
lawn furniture. You can't miss it.Copy !req
1295. Now free him at once, you scoundrel!Copy !req
1296. You know, I'm beginning to see
a pattern in the men I date.Copy !req
1297. Yeah, well, the past is behind us.Copy !req
1298. And the future... Below us.Copy !req
1299. Oh, it's okay, Mina.
We're together again.Copy !req
1300. Yes, despite it allCopy !req
1301. we have each other.Copy !req
1302. Oh, don't cry for me, Benjamina.Copy !req
1303. Pardon?Copy !req
1304. Was I dumb or was I blindCopy !req
1305. Or did my heart just lose its mindCopy !req
1306. Why'd I go and throwCopy !req
1307. our perfect dream awayCopy !req
1308. Looking back I'll never knowCopy !req
1309. How I ever let you goCopy !req
1310. But destiny could see we deservedCopy !req
1311. to have another dayCopy !req
1312. Love led us hereCopy !req
1313. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1314. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1315. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1316. Love led us hereCopy !req
1317. Now I know that life
can take you by surpriseCopy !req
1318. And sweep you off your feetCopy !req
1319. Did this happen to usCopy !req
1320. Or are we just dreamingCopy !req
1321. Love led us hereCopy !req
1322. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1323. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1324. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1325. Love led us hereCopy !req
1326. So take my handCopy !req
1327. And have no fearCopy !req
1328. We'll be all rightCopy !req
1329. Love led usCopy !req
1330. hereCopy !req
1331. Oh, Smolly. You saved me.Copy !req
1332. Come on, men!
It's back to blighty now, lads!Copy !req
1333. The treasure's all ours!Copy !req
1334. Hurry. Come on. Get in the boat.Copy !req
1335. Long John! Long John! Look! The ship!Copy !req
1336. What are they doing?Copy !req
1337. There's no one on board.Copy !req
1338. It's coming straight for us!Copy !req
1339. It's the ghost
of Captain Flinty.Copy !req
1340. He's coming to kill us.Copy !req
1341. Come back, you cowards!Copy !req
1342. Hawkins.Copy !req
1343. Look. It's the Captain and the pig.Copy !req
1344. Oh, no!Copy !req
1345. Head for those cliffs.Copy !req
1346. - Head for the cliffs, Squire.
- Aye, aye! Oh!Copy !req
1347. Oh, Beakie, Beakie. Look, look!Copy !req
1348. I think we're going to need a net.Copy !req
1349. - Come along.Copy !req
1350. Get back there,
you yellow-bellied bilge rats!Copy !req
1351. I'm not losing that treasure now!
Get out!Copy !req
1352. We're lowering the net now.Copy !req
1353. All right, let's go.
Okay. That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.Copy !req
1354. We're coming, Captain Smollett!Copy !req
1355. - Steady! Steady!
- Careful!Copy !req
1356. Au revoir, mon capitaine.Copy !req
1357. - We got him!Copy !req
1358. - Yes!Copy !req
1359. - Ah!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
1360. Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes!Copy !req
1361. We saved the pig and the frog.Copy !req
1362. Well, it was too late to save the movie.Copy !req
1363. Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.Copy !req
1364. And welcome to your lady pig friend.Copy !req
1365. Look out!Copy !req
1366. The Captain must have his sword.Copy !req
1367. Whoa!Copy !req
1368. Wow!Copy !req
1369. Captain!Copy !req
1370. Fight, you idiots!Copy !req
1371. Captain!Copy !req
1372. Here!Copy !req
1373. All right! No more Ms. Nice Guy!Copy !req
1374. No one maroons me
and gets away with it!Copy !req
1375. - Good to see you alive, Mr. Arrow.
- Thank you, Captain.Copy !req
1376. Geronimo!Copy !req
1377. Oh, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
1378. - Come on!
- Come on, you!Copy !req
1379. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
1380. - En garde!
- Ah!Copy !req
1381. Mi casa es su casa.Copy !req
1382. Ah, I make cheese out of you. Come on!Copy !req
1383. Cucaracha.Copy !req
1384. Ha!Copy !req
1385. - Ah!Copy !req
1386. Come on, Jerry! He's just a kid!Copy !req
1387. Oh!Copy !req
1388. Okay, okay, okay!Copy !req
1389. Okay, I give... Uncle. Uh, I'm dead.Copy !req
1390. Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Bimbo, help!Copy !req
1391. Am I dead?Copy !req
1392. Wonderful!Copy !req
1393. Mr. Bimbo!
That was some amazing swordplay!Copy !req
1394. Take that!Copy !req
1395. Watch out, Mr. Arrow!Copy !req
1396. Uh, well, thank you. But aren't you
supposed to be fighting against us?Copy !req
1397. Are you kiddin'? I love you guys!Copy !req
1398. Hmm.Copy !req
1399. Cowabunga!Copy !req
1400. Come on. Fight.
Where are you?Copy !req
1401. Oh!Copy !req
1402. Hmm.Copy !req
1403. And as for you!Copy !req
1404. Silver!Copy !req
1405. Hmm, hmm.Copy !req
1406. Ha!Copy !req
1407. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
1408. Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size, huh?Copy !req
1409. Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1410. Wow!Copy !req
1411. Yes! Yes! Smolly! Yes!Copy !req
1412. Ha!
Yes!Copy !req
1413. Ha-ha, Silver!Copy !req
1414. Ha-ha, ho-ho!Copy !req
1415. Not bad for an amphibian.Copy !req
1416. Smolly, Smolly, he's our man!Copy !req
1417. If he can't do it, no one can!Copy !req
1418. - Excuse me.
- Pardon? Whoops.Copy !req
1419. Oh!Copy !req
1420. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
1421. Uh... I'm a frog.Copy !req
1422. You know, slippery hands.Copy !req
1423. You know, I never really believed that
violence solved anything anyway.Copy !req
1424. Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.Copy !req
1425. Kill Captain Smollett,
and you'll have to kill me.Copy !req
1426. Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.Copy !req
1427. Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.Copy !req
1428. Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo,Copy !req
1429. and you'll have to...
Negotiate strenuously.Copy !req
1430. Going somewhere, John-John?Copy !req
1431. Well, Mr. Hawkins,
it seems your little familyCopy !req
1432. has come together against me.Copy !req
1433. We're doomed.Copy !req
1434. Well, you know, I, for one,
feel better about myself.Copy !req
1435. Yeah. And I believe
that I have learned a valuable lesson.Copy !req
1436. - Why, you!
- Shut up!Copy !req
1437. Okay,
I said something wrong!Copy !req
1438. Silver!Copy !req
1439. I suppose you'll be blowing
the whistle on me now, won't you, Jim?Copy !req
1440. I suppose I will. You have to
return to Bristol to stand trial.Copy !req
1441. Oh, I'm sorry, Jim.
I got a terrible fear of hanging.Copy !req
1442. We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?Copy !req
1443. Gentlemen of fortune, together.Copy !req
1444. Give us one more chance.Copy !req
1445. Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you.Copy !req
1446. You're honest and brave and true.Copy !req
1447. You didn't learn that from me.Copy !req
1448. I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver.Copy !req
1449. Now take your oars and row away.
I never want to see you again, ever.Copy !req
1450. Oh, Jim!Copy !req
1451. 'Tis a shame, really.Copy !req
1452. We'd have made a great team, Jim.Copy !req
1453. Well done, Jim.
Your father would be proud.Copy !req
1454. Captain Smollett,
I have most distressing news.Copy !req
1455. One of the jolly boats is missing,Copy !req
1456. and I know for a fact
that it was terribly unsafe.Copy !req
1457. Ah!Copy !req
1458. This is not fun.Copy !req
1459. Flaubert, meet Da-Da.Copy !req
1460. - Ready to sail, sir.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1461. Where to, Captain Hawkins?Copy !req
1462. To wherever the wind may take us.Copy !req
1463. Off to Zanzibar,
to meet the Zanzibarbarians.Copy !req
1464. Oh, brother. Here they go again.Copy !req
1465. Love powerCopy !req
1466. A little love powerCopy !req
1467. Stronger than the hurricaneCopy !req
1468. And softer than the summer rainCopy !req
1469. - Love power
- What kind of powerCopy !req
1470. A little love powerCopy !req
1471. It can lift you up
Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1472. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1473. WhoaCopy !req
1474. There ain't no sun in the morning skyCopy !req
1475. Breeze ain't blowing
and the bird don't flyCopy !req
1476. Then someone kind reaches out a handCopy !req
1477. And smiles a warm sweet smileCopy !req
1478. And then your heart
come to understandCopy !req
1479. What make the world spinCopy !req
1480. Where do magic beginCopy !req
1481. Someone to believe inCopy !req
1482. Feel so good when everybody feelsCopy !req
1483. Love power
There's no higher powerCopy !req
1484. - A little love power
- Nothing in the worldCopy !req
1485. Stronger than the hurricaneCopy !req
1486. And softer than the summer rainCopy !req
1487. Oh, love powerCopy !req
1488. - Everybody feel it
- A little love powerCopy !req
1489. Oh-oh-oh-ohCopy !req
1490. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1491. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1492. WhoaCopy !req
1493. So many people, they feel so badCopy !req
1494. Yeah, they make the money
but they still so sadCopy !req
1495. Nobody told them that it ain't that stuffCopy !req
1496. That makes life worthwhileCopy !req
1497. 'Cause even if you've got enoughCopy !req
1498. You got less than nothing
'Til you know for certainCopy !req
1499. Enough to put your faith inCopy !req
1500. It feels so good when everybody feelsCopy !req
1501. - Love power
- People, can you feel itCopy !req
1502. A little love powerCopy !req
1503. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1504. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1505. Let me tell you nowCopy !req
1506. WhoaCopy !req
1507. Feel the inspirationCopy !req
1508. - Hey
- Don't it feel like heavenCopy !req
1509. It make the soul and the spirit strongCopy !req
1510. When everybody come
and every single oneCopy !req
1511. they hear the song nowCopy !req
1512. Oh, love powerCopy !req
1513. A little love powerCopy !req
1514. Stronger than the hurricaneCopy !req
1515. And softer than the summer rainCopy !req
1516. - Can you feel it, oh?
- Love powerCopy !req
1517. - What kind of power
- A little love powerCopy !req
1518. It can lift you upCopy !req
1519. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1520. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1521. Lift you up when you get lowCopy !req
1522. And make your life
bright as the rainbowCopy !req
1523. So, Johnny. May I call you Johnny?Copy !req
1524. Stop me if you've heard this one.Copy !req
1525. Why does the ocean roar?Copy !req
1526. Give up?Copy !req
1527. You would, too,
if you had crabs on your bottom...Copy !req
1528. And oysters in your bed.Copy !req
1529. Get it? Oysters? Bed?Copy !req
1530. Ooh, I love that one.Copy !req
1531. I'm tellin' ya,
I got a million more just like that.Copy !req
1532. Was I dumbCopy !req
1533. Or was I blindCopy !req
1534. Or did my heart just lose its mindCopy !req
1535. Why'd I go and throwCopy !req
1536. our perfect dream awayCopy !req
1537. Looking backCopy !req
1538. I'll never knowCopy !req
1539. How I ever let you goCopy !req
1540. But destiny could see we deserveCopy !req
1541. to have another dayCopy !req
1542. Love led us hereCopy !req
1543. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1544. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1545. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1546. Love led us hereCopy !req
1547. OohCopy !req
1548. I confessCopy !req
1549. - It's sad but true
- Sad but trueCopy !req
1550. I lost myself when I lost youCopy !req
1551. But I held your memoryCopy !req
1552. through each lonely nightCopy !req
1553. Oh, let's forgetCopy !req
1554. - What's gone before
- What's goneCopy !req
1555. - Now we both know so much more
- So much moreCopy !req
1556. And we've been given another chanceCopy !req
1557. to make it work out rightCopy !req
1558. Make it workCopy !req
1559. Love led us hereCopy !req
1560. Right back to where we belongCopy !req
1561. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1562. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1563. Love led us hereCopy !req
1564. Now I know that life
can take you by surpriseCopy !req
1565. And sweep you off your feetCopy !req
1566. Did this happen to usCopy !req
1567. Or are we just dreamin'?Copy !req
1568. Dreamin'Copy !req
1569. We followed a star and here we areCopy !req
1570. Now heaven seems so nearCopy !req
1571. Love led us hereCopy !req
1572. So take my handCopy !req
1573. And have no fearCopy !req
1574. We'll be all rightCopy !req
1575. Love led us hereCopy !req