1. Hey where
are we going, to a fire?Copy !req
2. Oh, I can hear a police escort!Copy !req
3. How sweet, I like that.Copy !req
4. I love sirens, they
really get your attention!Copy !req
5. Are we there yet?Copy !req
6. Hey, give us a drink there.Copy !req
7. Sheesh. = huh?Copy !req
8. Okay, okay, the joke is over.Copy !req
9. Let me out of here right now or,Copy !req
10. no more nice guy, get me, understand?Copy !req
11. I gotta tell you pal,Copy !req
12. the last two weeks have been a ball.Copy !req
13. I enjoyed myself as much as you did!Copy !req
14. What laughs huh?Copy !req
15. Hello?Copy !req
16. That's a Roger command,Copy !req
17. we're in place.Copy !req
18. Yokum 12Copy !req
19. this is dispatch,Copy !req
20. pursue blue pickup in your area,Copy !req
21. license Adam-frank, nine-two-five-six.Copy !req
22. Do you copy?
Roger dispatch we'reCopy !req
23. on our way.Copy !req
24. Come on!Copy !req
25. I got it, you're
having a surprise partyCopy !req
26. for me right?Copy !req
27. You shouldn't have gone
through all that trouble!Copy !req
28. But, a party's a party, know what I mean?Copy !req
29. Oh that was some ride!Copy !req
30. You know what they say,
getting there is half the fun!Copy !req
31. Okay party time, everybody
sing, one-two-three!Copy !req
32. Hey, keeva I, oh my god!Copy !req
33. Now class, I'd like
you to turn to page 44Copy !req
34. in your math assignment books right away.Copy !req
35. As we discussed yesterday,Copy !req
36. equivalent fractions are determined byCopy !req
37. multiplying or dividing the
numerator and denominator.Copy !req
38. So let's look at these
fractions on the board.Copy !req
39. Now who can tell us
how we add 2/3 and 3/4?Copy !req
40. Yes, Andrea?Copy !req
41. We can change the thirds and fourthsCopy !req
42. into equal denominations.Copy !req
43. Thank you Andrea that's very good.Copy !req
44. As you can see, I've
multiplied 3/4 by four,Copy !req
45. equaling 8/12, and here,Copy !req
46. I'm multiplying 1/4 by three.Copy !req
47. Three.Copy !req
48. Now, it is my honor to
read the name of the student,Copy !req
49. whom you have chosen, as your
next student body president.Copy !req
50. Envelope please, thank you.Copy !req
51. And the winner is,Copy !req
52. Gage dobson!Copy !req
53. Who can tell me the sum of 2/3 and 3/10?Copy !req
54. The sum of 2/3 and 3/10!Copy !req
55. Gage?Copy !req
56. Gage?Copy !req
57. I accept!Copy !req
58. I mean, could you repeat
the question please?Copy !req
59. The problem on the board.Copy !req
60. How can we arrive at a sum?Copy !req
61. A sum.Copy !req
62. Now class, don't forget that yourCopy !req
63. fraction homework
assignments are due tomorrow!Copy !req
64. Gage!Copy !req
65. Could you stay after class
for a moment, please?Copy !req
66. Sure Mrs. blaylok.Copy !req
67. = this is the third timeCopy !req
68. you haven't turned in
a homework assignment.Copy !req
69. = t know.Copy !req
70. I guess I'm just having
some trouble with fractions.Copy !req
71. I know it's difficult for
you, being a transfer student.Copy !req
72. New friends, new school, and
there's a period of adjustment.Copy !req
73. But you've been here for two months now.Copy !req
74. Unless your grades improve in
math I may have to fail you.Copy !req
75. Do you understand that?Copy !req
76. Yes Mrs. blaylok.Copy !req
77. All right that's all for now.Copy !req
78. But remember I'm here after
school if you need any help.Copy !req
79. = sure.Copy !req
80. Gage?Copy !req
81. Have you made any friends here yet?Copy !req
82. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
83. Lots of 'em.Copy !req
84. See you guys later, bye, bye!Copy !req
85. - Cool!
- Yeah that's totally cool.Copy !req
86. - Yeah right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
87. - What are you.
- I want to go in the ocean.Copy !req
88. Scott!Copy !req
89. Who said you could sit here dobson?Copy !req
90. I didn't know you needed a reservation.Copy !req
91. Comedian, Leon.Copy !req
92. Yeah he's funny.Copy !req
93. Funny looking.Copy !req
94. No one sits at this
table, unless I want 'em to.Copy !req
95. And I don't want you to.Copy !req
96. Come on Ashton, what
difference does it make?Copy !req
97. = dobson's a dweeb!Copy !req
98. And people are known by
the company they keep.Copy !req
99. Well in that case, maybe I should leave.Copy !req
100. = she'll be back.Copy !req
101. But you won't be!Copy !req
102. Leon, show this gentleman
where he may eat his lunch.Copy !req
103. All right.Copy !req
104. Whose tray is this?Copy !req
105. I said, whose tray is this?Copy !req
106. Uh, principal Thornton?Copy !req
107. I believe it belongs to
Gage dobson here sir.Copy !req
108. Yeah, the new kid, dobson.Copy !req
109. - But I...
- Dobson!Copy !req
110. Come here.Copy !req
111. Mr. Thornton, you gottaCopy !req
112. believe me, I...
You didn't thinkCopy !req
113. I'd know who did it.Copy !req
114. Well young man, I've been watching youCopy !req
115. ever since you transferred here!Copy !req
116. And believe me, I don't like what I see!Copy !req
117. You gotta believe me,
Leon dabbit threw it!Copy !req
118. And you won't escape
retribution by blaming others!Copy !req
119. I see I shall have to
make an example of you!Copy !req
120. 20 extra hours of study hall!Copy !req
121. = oh no!Copy !req
122. And, two demerits!Copy !req
123. Whatever those are.Copy !req
124. And Mark my words dobson,
I'll be watching you.Copy !req
125. One more infraction andCopy !req
126. vou know what happens!Copy !req
127. Fire!Copy !req
128. Suspension!Copy !req
129. Ketchup.Copy !req
130. Only ketchup.Copy !req
131. Professor cruikshank!Copy !req
132. Professor cruikshank where are you?Copy !req
133. I'm here Gage!Copy !req
134. If I can only figure out where here is!Copy !req
135. What happened?Copy !req
136. This is a lesson in
spontaneous combustion.Copy !req
137. It seems that a faulty exhaust deviceCopy !req
138. recirculated gasoline fumesCopy !req
139. back through the intake manifold.Copy !req
140. Added to this equation all you need is aCopy !req
141. tiny little spark and kaba-room!Copy !req
142. Eh, it was my fault!Copy !req
143. I was so busy thinking,Copy !req
144. that I didn't think
about what I was doing.Copy !req
145. You were daydreaming.Copy !req
146. = that too.Copy !req
147. You know that's what
makes human beings unique,Copy !req
148. the ability to think,
to dream, to imagine.Copy !req
149. Reality is, is,Copy !req
150. is only good for somebody who can't cope,Copy !req
151. with imagination.Copy !req
152. Do you think you'll ever
get this Jeep running?Copy !req
153. This bucket of bolts, of course I will!Copy !req
154. Then I'll have to think of
something to do with these hands.Copy !req
155. You think the neighborhood
would object to a,Copy !req
156. a new nuclear reactor here?Copy !req
157. I, don't think that
would be a good idea.Copy !req
158. Maybe not.Copy !req
159. Well, so tell me, have you heard
from your father this week?Copy !req
160. He's been really busy,Copy !req
161. and with his new family and all.Copy !req
162. - Uh-huh.
- He'll probablyCopy !req
163. call in someday. = uh-huh.Copy !req
164. What about your research Grant?Copy !req
165. Has the university called yet?Copy !req
166. Not yet, but they will.Copy !req
167. I told them unless they give me the GrantCopy !req
168. to study ancient civilizations,Copy !req
169. I shall resign my position
at the university.Copy !req
170. Would you really quit?Copy !req
171. No, but they don't
have to know that, no.Copy !req
172. On the other hand it
might not be a bad ideaCopy !req
173. to get away from the university,Copy !req
174. the longer I'm there, it
seems the less I know.Copy !req
175. Take for example thisCopy !req
176. Dr. Carlisle over there.Copy !req
177. This Dr. Carlisle injects little
animals with cancer cells.Copy !req
178. And then, he cuts them open
to find out what killed them.Copy !req
179. Now there doesn't seem
to be much logic to that.Copy !req
180. Yeah.Copy !req
181. But my mom seems to like him.Copy !req
182. - Uh-huh.
- Yeah, well I gotta go.Copy !req
183. Tell me when you get it running!Copy !req
184. = of course I will!Copy !req
185. You'll be the first to go
for a test ride with me!Copy !req
186. I'll see you later, okay?Copy !req
187. You.Copy !req
188. - Hi mom.
- Hi honey.Copy !req
189. - Hi Elliot.
- Hi guy!Copy !req
190. How's it going?Copy !req
191. Hey you make the football team yet?Copy !req
192. I don't want to play football.Copy !req
193. Sure you do!Copy !req
194. Hey sports teach you teamwork,
discipline, competition!Copy !req
195. Skills you're gonna need later in life!Copy !req
196. I want you to go out there tomorrowCopy !req
197. and try out for that team!Copy !req
198. You know what honey, why don't you helpCopy !req
199. Elliot in with the groceries, okay?Copy !req
200. Sure mom.Copy !req
201. You know Gage,Copy !req
202. I'm quite aware you and I
haven't really hit it off.Copy !req
203. Now I know you feel like I'mCopy !req
204. taking your mother away
from you, and your father...Copy !req
205. Don't talk about my father.Copy !req
206. Come on Gage, you gotta face the facts,Copy !req
207. he just doesn't want you, or your mother.Copy !req
208. And Cathy and I, well
we're gonna be married.Copy !req
209. = she never told me!Copy !req
210. That's because I haven't asked her yet!Copy !req
211. But I'm going to tomorrow night.Copy !req
212. You know how she feels about me.Copy !req
213. Hey!Copy !req
214. Hey buddy but what's more importantCopy !req
215. is how you feel about me.Copy !req
216. You're a creep.Copy !req
217. Did Gage seem a little upset to you?Copy !req
218. = no more than usual.Copy !req
219. You know Cathy you shouldn't let him spendCopy !req
220. so much time with old cruikshank
across the street there.Copy !req
221. That guy's the biggest
crackpot at the university!Copy !req
222. He's a little eccentric
maybe, but he's harmless.Copy !req
223. Remember we have a date tomorrow night.Copy !req
224. Bring my appetite with me.Copy !req
225. Some day I'll be dead,
then they'll all be sorry.Copy !req
226. He was the cutest boy in school.Copy !req
227. If he'd only spoken to me once even.Copy !req
228. Now I'll never speak again.Copy !req
229. I'm sorry I acted like
such a dreadful puke.Copy !req
230. Actually I was merely compensatingCopy !req
231. for an over-active inferiority complex.Copy !req
232. I threw his lunch tray against the wallCopy !req
233. and now he's dead.Copy !req
234. Please forgive us dear boy,Copy !req
235. I'll, I'll take back those
20 hours of study hall.Copy !req
236. = and the two demerits!Copy !req
237. Yes, whatever those are.Copy !req
238. Gage, I got arrested, for bigamy.Copy !req
239. You mother recognized me
on America's most wanted.Copy !req
240. And Gage, you were right.Copy !req
241. I am a creep.Copy !req
242. Gage,Copy !req
243. if you can hear me, please forgive us son!Copy !req
244. Oh, and by the way, here's that walkmanCopy !req
245. you wanted for your birthday.Copy !req
246. Thanks mom!Copy !req
247. I knew you'd get it someday!Copy !req
248. I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be quiet!Copy !req
249. You are dead, after all!Copy !req
250. Sorry, I forgot.Copy !req
251. Ti wish I was dead!Copy !req
252. To be or not to be!Copy !req
253. To live in a box, or to make merry!Copy !req
254. Party time, ariba!Copy !req
255. - Who said that?
- Me, I did pal!Copy !req
256. It's MelCopy !req
257. you want I should draw you a map?Copy !req
258. Inside the box!Copy !req
259. - Inside the box.
- Yeah.Copy !req
260. Right.Copy !req
261. This is one of those
hidden video shows, right?Copy !req
262. - Wrong.
- Okay you got me,Copy !req
263. where are the cameras?
No cameras,Copy !req
264. no special effects, just little old me,Copy !req
265. inside this little old box, get it?Copy !req
266. How'd you get in there?Copy !req
267. Long story pal, but right nowCopy !req
268. the secret word is open sesame!Copy !req
269. - Who are you?
- Ah, listen pal,Copy !req
270. you couldn't even pronounce my name,Copy !req
271. but I'll tell you what.Copy !req
272. You can call me munchie.Copy !req
273. Hey, how 'bout pulling out that pin,Copy !req
274. so I can get out of here?Copy !req
275. - You won't hurt me?
- Hurt you?Copy !req
276. Pal, I'm your new friend!Copy !req
277. I help, I dazzle, I make better,Copy !req
278. I'm friendly to a fault.Copy !req
279. That's it, that's it!Copy !req
280. Whoa!Copy !req
281. Ooh,Copy !req
282. just what I always wanted,Copy !req
283. a room with a view.Copy !req
284. J; Hello my baby [Copy !req
285. j hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal 7Copy !req
286. j; Send me a kiss by wire jCopy !req
287. j oh, baby my heart's on fire jCopy !req
288. j if you refuse me jCopy !req
289. j honey you'll lose me jCopy !req
290. j then you'll be left alone, oh baby jCopy !req
291. j come on, and tell me I'm your own jCopy !req
292. j hey jCopy !req
293. I'm losing the crowd!Copy !req
294. What'd I do?Copy !req
295. Mom!Copy !req
296. Mom where are you?Copy !req
297. Gage, where have you been,Copy !req
298. and what have I told you
about coming home after dark?Copy !req
299. Now your dinner is cold, and
I am not going to reheat it!Copy !req
300. I know, but listen!Copy !req
301. I was in this old abandoned mine,Copy !req
302. and, there was this little creature,Copy !req
303. and it jumped out of its
box and it started singing!Copy !req
304. It sang?Copy !req
305. Gage, you know some day your daydreamingCopy !req
306. may make you millions, but
right now all it's getting youCopy !req
307. is not even a cold dinner, and bed.Copy !req
308. - But mom...
- Listen to me young man,Copy !req
309. upstairs, now!Copy !req
310. Maybe I was
daydreaming, I liked the funeral.Copy !req
311. = the funeral?Copy !req
312. What funeral?Copy !req
313. = never mind mom.Copy !req
314. You just better keep on
watching America's most wanted!Copy !req
315. Whoo whoo whoo whoo whooCopy !req
316. whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo!Copy !req
317. What are you doing here?Copy !req
318. Waiting for you pal, and I am famished.Copy !req
319. Oh, what I could do to a
quiche Lorraine and a yoo-hoo.Copy !req
320. How'd you find me?Copy !req
321. Well I'm fast on my feet.Copy !req
322. I followed you home pal, real simple.Copy !req
323. Then, how did you get here before I did?Copy !req
324. Magic pal, I'm a great magician.Copy !req
325. In fact I'm so hungry,Copy !req
326. I can make a Turkey
disappear just like that.Copy !req
327. - What are you watching?
- Television,Copy !req
328. it used to be wonderful.Copy !req
329. Now, I think there's just
too many darn reruns.Copy !req
330. Gage?Copy !req
331. Yeah?Copy !req
332. Honey are you talking to yourself?Copy !req
333. Um, yeah I guess I was.Copy !req
334. Well I'm still really upset with youCopy !req
335. but I brought you something to eat.Copy !req
336. Now as soon as you eat thatCopy !req
337. I want you to go right to bed okay?Copy !req
338. Sure mom.Copy !req
339. Ti feel fine.Copy !req
340. - You sure?
- Mhm.Copy !req
341. Okay.Copy !req
342. Goodnight Gage. - Goodnight.Copy !req
343. Hey pal!Copy !req
344. Great! = hmm!Copy !req
345. My mom thinks I'm losing my marbles,Copy !req
346. and you won't even let her see you.Copy !req
347. You know where I come fromCopy !req
348. I'm just ordinary, I mean
ordinary, now my father,Copy !req
349. oh, there was a guy, what a guy!Copy !req
350. He had a pet dinosaur
that was paper trained!Copy !req
351. Those were the days, what laughs!Copy !req
352. But times have changed!Copy !req
353. Hey you've been so nice
to me I owe you one!Copy !req
354. What do you want, ask for it, anything!Copy !req
355. Don't matter, what do you need?Copy !req
356. = what would I like?Copy !req
357. I'd like to be popular,Copy !req
358. I'd like mom not to
marry that creep Elliot,Copy !req
359. I'd like Andrea Kurtz to
know I was even alive,Copy !req
360. I'd like principal Thornton to get his,Copy !req
361. and,Copy !req
362. I'd like Aston and LeonCopy !req
363. to look like total idiots in
front of the entire school,Copy !req
364. and I'd like to pass math.Copy !req
365. No problem, consider it done.Copy !req
366. And right now, I'd rather have aCopy !req
367. hot pepperoni pizza than those leftovers.Copy !req
368. Hot pepperoni pizza,
you know something kid,Copy !req
369. we could be friends.Copy !req
370. It's no use, mom would
never let me call out.Copy !req
371. = call out?Copy !req
372. Kid, don't make me laugh!Copy !req
373. I'm hot!Copy !req
374. One large pepperoni pizza coming up!Copy !req
375. In 30 seconds or you get it free!Copy !req
376. Mozzarella, abracadabra.Copy !req
377. Oh boy!Copy !req
378. Are you gonna love this-a pizza,Copy !req
379. giuseppe make it special for youCopy !req
380. and for you two young lovers!Copy !req
381. Magnifico!Copy !req
382. What a super special for two.Copy !req
383. What's goin' on?Copy !req
384. Come on! - Yeehaw!Copy !req
385. Woohoo!Copy !req
386. Nobody steals one of my specials!Copy !req
387. Can't get away from Mel!Copy !req
388. Hey you can't leave-a
now, come back here!Copy !req
389. Let's try Chinese instead!Copy !req
390. Mozzarella.Copy !req
391. Whoa check it out!Copy !req
392. All right
frido, hold it right there!Copy !req
393. Leave the driving to us.Copy !req
394. Arriba, arriba!Copy !req
395. I can smell it from
here kid, set the table!Copy !req
396. It's possible.Copy !req
397. Yeehaw!Copy !req
398. Whoa, an unidentified flying pizza!Copy !req
399. And you don't have to tip the driver!Copy !req
400. Smells good, let's dig in!Copy !req
401. = anchovies?Copy !req
402. T hate anchovies.Copy !req
403. Just eat around 'em, I'm starving.Copy !req
404. Can you make anything fly?Copy !req
405. I have a little trouble
with alphabet soup.Copy !req
406. Oh and I mimic voices!Copy !req
407. You should hear my Clark gable.Copy !req
408. Who?Copy !req
409. Oh, I guess I'm gonna
have to update my material.Copy !req
410. I don't get it.Copy !req
411. If you have all these magical powers,Copy !req
412. I mean, how come you
couldn't get out of that box?Copy !req
413. Look, if I'm trapped inside somethingCopy !req
414. I just can't say hocus-pocus and escape,Copy !req
415. I just have limits that's all!Copy !req
416. Everybody's got limits, gimme a break.Copy !req
417. How long were you in there?Copy !req
418. A long time, a long, long time.Copy !req
419. Put it this way pal, if I
was making house payments,Copy !req
420. I'd own the sucker by now!Copy !req
421. Where's the tabasco?Copy !req
422. Come to poppa! ICopy !req
423. Sorry, slipped out.Copy !req
424. Can't believe we ate that entire pizza.Copy !req
425. Hey how about some blueberry cheesecake?Copy !req
426. It doesn't travel well,
but I do love a challenge!Copy !req
427. = t don't think so.Copy !req
428. = come to think of itCopy !req
429. I got enough gas to drive to Cleveland!Copy !req
430. Hey, where you gonna sleep tonight?Copy !req
431. Pal, any place is an
improvement over that box!Copy !req
432. Actually, I was hoping to
sort of bunk down with you!Copy !req
433. = sure.Copy !req
434. You're gonna have to
make your own bed though.Copy !req
435. Don't worry about me pal.Copy !req
436. Hammer, nails, I come prepared.Copy !req
437. I gotta update my material.Copy !req
438. Goodnight munchie.Copy !req
439. Better shake a leg GageCopy !req
440. or you won't have time for breakfast.Copy !req
441. Coming mom.Copy !req
442. Munchie?Copy !req
443. Munchie?Copy !req
444. Munchie?Copy !req
445. Not even a goodbye.Copy !req
446. Thank you Leon.Copy !req
447. Now that I have your
undivided attention dobson,Copy !req
448. there are a few points I'd
like to impress on you.Copy !req
449. I'd listen to him if I were you.Copy !req
450. First, stay away from Andrea Kurtz.Copy !req
451. She's my girl, for as long as
I may want her, understood?Copy !req
452. - Understood!
- Second!Copy !req
453. Andrea and myself will be performing atCopy !req
454. the talent contest this afternoon.Copy !req
455. Somehow you got yourself appointedCopy !req
456. stage manager for this event.Copy !req
457. You foul up one time
during my performance,Copy !req
458. and I let Leon loose on you.Copy !req
459. I like to break things.Copy !req
460. He usually starts with the legs.Copy !req
461. I trust I've made myself clear?Copy !req
462. You may nod your head in agreement.Copy !req
463. Thank you Leon.Copy !req
464. Let us proceed to our first class.Copy !req
465. So pal I'm ready!Copy !req
466. Where's cheerleader practice?Copy !req
467. What are you doing here?Copy !req
468. I missed your face pal.Copy !req
469. No, what are you doing here at school?Copy !req
470. I'm here at school because we got aCopy !req
471. long list of things that's gotta be done,Copy !req
472. and that's my problem,
I take it that thoseCopy !req
473. are the guys that you're
having trouble with?Copy !req
474. Yeah, Ashton and Leon.Copy !req
475. I don't think I like
the way they talk to you!Copy !req
476. You know what they say,
the bigger they are,Copy !req
477. the harder they fall!Copy !req
478. No, the bigger they
are the harder you fall!Copy !req
479. Hey, let's not quibble over details,Copy !req
480. besides, I rely totally on cunning,Copy !req
481. ruthlessness, and sheer animal instinct!Copy !req
482. - W-what do you mean?
- Listen pal,Copy !req
483. anyone who's been to a lingerie saleCopy !req
484. at jcpenny knows exactly
what I mean, but I digress.Copy !req
485. I gotta take care of
your math grades, bye!Copy !req
486. But...Copy !req
487. Oh miss Laurel,Copy !req
488. may I see you in my
office a moment please?Copy !req
489. I'll be right there Mr. Thornton!Copy !req
490. = look at this!Copy !req
491. They hey hey, they've come a long wayCopy !req
492. since I invented univac.Copy !req
493. = you called me Mr. Thornton?Copy !req
494. No, but it's always
good to see you, Marilyn.Copy !req
495. Okay, here we go,Copy !req
496. let's see what kind of
grades this kid's got.Copy !req
497. C, b, d.Copy !req
498. Oh no, I think we can do better than that.Copy !req
499. Here we go.Copy !req
500. Right, abracadabra, thank you!Copy !req
501. I could have
sworn you buzzed me.Copy !req
502. - Hey, what's going on here?
- Marilyn, I always getCopy !req
503. a buzz out of you!Copy !req
504. But Mr. Thornton, 1
distinctly heard you call me.Copy !req
505. = Mr. Thornton.Copy !req
506. Must we be so, formal?Copy !req
507. I should go back to my office.Copy !req
508. I can't tell you what it's
been like these past few weeks,Copy !req
509. you, sitting out there every day and me,Copy !req
510. so close, and yet so far, from paradise!Copy !req
511. I gotta share this with somebody!Copy !req
512. But I thought we
agreed we couldn't go on!Copy !req
513. I know, I know, we
both have our positionsCopy !req
514. in the community but I don't care aboutCopy !req
515. anyone or anything
except you, bunny-cakes!Copy !req
516. Oh, that's not fair!Copy !req
517. You know I can't resist you when you callCopy !req
518. me bunny-cakes, snooky-poo!Copy !req
519. Then you do still care, lovey-lumps?Copy !req
520. Oh lamby-kins.Copy !req
521. Honey muffin!Copy !req
522. Snuggy bear!Copy !req
523. Angel thighs!Copy !req
524. Class I want youCopy !req
525. to go over these problems while I'm goneCopy !req
526. and remember, no talking!Copy !req
527. My little summer squash!Copy !req
528. Pumpkin nose!Copy !req
529. Strudel lips!Copy !req
530. = gotta be munchie!Copy !req
531. Lamby-kins!Copy !req
532. Honey muffin!Copy !req
533. Poopsie-doodlle!Copy !req
534. Mrs. blaylok!Copy !req
535. It is customary to knock
before entering my office!Copy !req
536. I have certain rights to privacy you know!Copy !req
537. Well none that you've been exercising!Copy !req
538. I was just helping miss Laurel,Copy !req
539. put in her contact lenses.Copy !req
540. I hope you haven't
misconstrued this little scene.Copy !req
541. No, but I can't speak
for the entire school.Copy !req
542. And you have been broadcasting
to every classroom!Copy !req
543. = t did what?Copy !req
544. It can't be I.Copy !req
545. Every word we've said?Copy !req
546. That's right, snookie-poo!Copy !req
547. Yeah, so long snookie-poo.Copy !req
548. Well, don't you everCopy !req
549. wash these out?Copy !req
550. I wasn't expecting visitors in there.Copy !req
551. Well, I took care of your grades,Copy !req
552. and that stuffed shirt Thornton.Copy !req
553. Now the fun really starts!Copy !req
554. Look, I know you're trying to help,Copy !req
555. but if anything goes wrong, I'm
the one who gets in trouble!Copy !req
556. Relax pal, everything is copacetic!Copy !req
557. Just be cool!Copy !req
558. Uh-oh, time for me to make
like Gabriel and blow.Copy !req
559. What'd you do that for?Copy !req
560. "Cause I wanted to,
what's it to 'va dobson?Copy !req
561. = well.Copy !req
562. That's right, nothing.Copy !req
563. I didn't think you did anythingCopy !req
564. without asking your boyfriend first.Copy !req
565. Shut up!Copy !req
566. Just shut up!Copy !req
567. You think I'm Ashton's
flunky or something?Copy !req
568. The idea never crossed my mind!Copy !req
569. = well make sure it doesn't!Copy !req
570. Now I don't want to hear
another word from you,Copy !req
571. understand, dweeb?Copy !req
572. Stooge.Copy !req
573. What was that?Copy !req
574. Nothing, I didn't say anything!Copy !req
575. Kiss ass.Copy !req
576. Why you little...Copy !req
577. Ar!Copy !req
578. You hit me, you little twerp you hit me!Copy !req
579. I never touched you, I swear!Copy !req
580. You are gonna be sorry you were ever born!Copy !req
581. = Geronimo!Copy !req
582. I can't see, I'm blind!Copy !req
583. Okay kid, I've evened up the odds.Copy !req
584. The ball's in your court!Copy !req
585. I am gonna kill,Copy !req
586. you.Copy !req
587. All right, break it up!Copy !req
588. Guys get changed for class,Copy !req
589. Gage we gotta talk!Copy !req
590. Now look, we both know that
dabbit's been asking for thisCopy !req
591. for a long time but you know the rules,Copy !req
592. no fighting in the locker room, right?Copy !req
593. Yes sir.Copy !req
594. All right I'm not gonna
write you up this time,Copy !req
595. but if principal Thornton
gets ahold of thisCopy !req
596. you know it's gonna be bad news.Copy !req
597. So what else is hew?Copy !req
598. All right, go get changed for class,Copy !req
599. I'll write you up a hall pass.Copy !req
600. Hey Gage.Copy !req
601. Why don't you try out for
the football team on Monday?Copy !req
602. = t don't like football.Copy !req
603. That's a shame, it
looks like our star playerCopy !req
604. Greetings
and salutations my lord.Copy !req
605. Hi pal!Copy !req
606. What are you doing here?Copy !req
607. Look, if you get me in another fight...Copy !req
608. Maintain your composure dear boy,Copy !req
609. fear not, I have no intention ofCopy !req
610. turning this cultural
event into a brouhaha!Copy !req
611. In point of fact, I am here to witnessCopy !req
612. a performance of my play!Copy !req
613. Your play?Copy !req
614. Romeo and Juliet was
written by Shakespeare.Copy !req
615. A common misconception,Copy !req
616. according to an unimpeachable source,Copy !req
617. namely myself, William
Shakespeare could notCopy !req
618. compose a shopping list without my help!Copy !req
619. Well I don't care who wrote what,Copy !req
620. just don't get into any trouble, okay?Copy !req
621. Fear not my lord, I hereby swear,Copy !req
622. to conduct myself with
a maximum of decorum.Copy !req
623. Thank you melody, for another,
memorable accordion solo.Copy !req
624. Hey snookie-poo,
how's bunny-cakes?Copy !req
625. All right,Copy !req
626. a little less noise there!Copy !req
627. And now, to conclude today's assembly,Copy !req
628. a special treat,Copy !req
629. the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet,Copy !req
630. performed by two of our
most promising students,Copy !req
631. Ashton huwit, and Andrea Kurtz.Copy !req
632. The curtain please!Copy !req
633. = but soft!Copy !req
634. What light through yonder window breaks?Copy !req
635. Ask and ye shall get.Copy !req
636. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.Copy !req
637. Arise, fair sun, and
kill the envious moon.Copy !req
638. Good enough for you bubala?Copy !req
639. See how she leans her
cheek, upon her hand!Copy !req
640. Oh that I was a glove upon that hand,Copy !req
641. - whoops!
- So I might touch that cheek!Copy !req
642. Oh Romeo, Romeo!Copy !req
643. Wherefore art thou Romeo?Copy !req
644. With love's light wings
did I o'er perch these walls.Copy !req
645. For stony limits cannot hold love out.Copy !req
646. Ipso-facto,Copy !req
647. pantso-off-o!Copy !req
648. Close the curtain, close the curtain!Copy !req
649. The scene isn't over yet!Copy !req
650. = I'll decide when it's over!Copy !req
651. Close the curtain!Copy !req
652. Get those kids to the dressing room.Copy !req
653. Well yesterday was bad,Copy !req
654. but today was a real
red-letter day for you, dobson!Copy !req
655. I don't know how you did it,Copy !req
656. but you managed to change your grades,Copy !req
657. beat up Leon daggit and
arrange that little,Copy !req
658. incident in my office.Copy !req
659. And when I can prove your responsibilityCopy !req
660. in these matters, it'll
be my personal pleasure,Copy !req
661. to have you expelled
from school, permanently.Copy !req
662. Well pal, do I take care of ya,Copy !req
663. or do I take care of ya?Copy !req
664. Yeah you took care of things all right.Copy !req
665. Thanks to you I'm gonna
get expelled from school!Copy !req
666. Look, I know you're trying to help,Copy !req
667. but you're just making things worse!Copy !req
668. But I haven't helped you withCopy !req
669. your mother's creepy boyfriend!Copy !req
670. And, what about the lovely,Copy !req
671. Andrea?Copy !req
672. Look you can help me
by leaving me alone.Copy !req
673. If I'm gonna foul up I'd
rather do it by myself.Copy !req
674. Why don't you go back to your boxCopy !req
675. and find yourself a new friend?Copy !req
676. Hey!Copy !req
677. Where'd everybody go?Copy !req
678. Hey pal, pal!Copy !req
679. - Who is it?
- It's Gage!Copy !req
680. Gage my friend, come on in!Copy !req
681. Gage, Gage, what are
you schlepping in here?Copy !req
682. I was hoping you could tell me.Copy !req
683. It's something I found.Copy !req
684. Where did you find this?Copy !req
685. This is incredible!Copy !req
686. = you mean it's valuable?Copy !req
687. It's not only valuable,
it is invaluable!Copy !req
688. Was there something in here?Copy !req
689. I know you're not
gonna believe this but,Copy !req
690. there was this little creature in there.Copy !req
691. Don't move, you stay
right there, don't move!Copy !req
692. Don't breath, don't
breath, and don't move!Copy !req
693. Just stay right there,
don't do anything at all,Copy !req
694. don't do anything, here, here, here, here!Copy !req
695. Let me show you something!Copy !req
696. Did it look like this?Copy !req
697. = that's him!Copy !req
698. And, and this?Copy !req
699. That, that too!Copy !req
700. How about this?Copy !req
701. - Is he that old?
- He's way older than that!Copy !req
702. Do you, do you, do you
know what you've found?Copy !req
703. I just want to get rid of him,Copy !req
704. before my entire life goes down the drain.Copy !req
705. You talked with him?Copy !req
706. = yeah.Copy !req
707. He keeps calling me pal.Copy !req
708. = pal.Copy !req
709. Could, could you introduce him to me?Copy !req
710. I don't know, I told him to get lost.Copy !req
711. But, I have a feeling 1
haven't seen the last of him.Copy !req
712. Well, do the best you can.Copy !req
713. In the meantime,Copy !req
714. can, can I keep the box here
so I can study these symbols?Copy !req
715. = sure.Copy !req
716. I mean, it's his box.Copy !req
717. And, if he wants it back,
I'll send him over to get it.Copy !req
718. Yes, yes, that would be
fine, that would be fine!Copy !req
719. I have about two or three million
questions I could ask him.Copy !req
720. Hey, sometimes you got to help people,Copy !req
721. in spite of themselves!Copy !req
722. Hey mom!Copy !req
723. It looks like you're making a real dinner.Copy !req
724. Well I have actually been knownCopy !req
725. to cook on occasion you know.Copy !req
726. Yeah, when dad was here.Copy !req
727. Oh honey,Copy !req
728. I think that's Elliot, would you get that?Copy !req
729. I'm gonna bast the chicken.Copy !req
730. Hey guy!Copy !req
731. Make that football team yet?Copy !req
732. No, but I decked the star quarterback.Copy !req
733. Great, hey, listen Gage,
got a little favor to ask you.Copy !req
734. Want me to get lost, right?Copy !req
735. Well I wouldn't put
it exactly like that.Copy !req
736. But I would like to be
alone with your motherCopy !req
737. for a little while, I have
something very importantCopy !req
738. t want to discuss with her.Copy !req
739. Don't I have anything to say about it?Copy !req
740. Look Gage, I'm gonna be your new fatherCopy !req
741. whether you like it or not.Copy !req
742. Now you can either be on my team,Copy !req
743. or you can be my opponent.Copy !req
744. The choice is yours.Copy !req
745. No, the choice is mom's.Copy !req
746. Hi.Copy !req
747. Well, dinner will be ready in 20 minutes.Copy !req
748. I'm glad to see you two
getting along so well.Copy !req
749. Well Gage and I are just
having a little male bonding.Copy !req
750. Champagne?Copy !req
751. 85 bucks a bottle babe,
and worth every penny of it.Copy !req
752. Mom?Copy !req
753. I'm not really that hungry,
I'm going to go upstairsCopy !req
754. and finish some homework.Copy !req
755. Well, are you feeling okay, honey?Copy !req
756. Yeah I'm fine, I'll eat later.Copy !req
757. = it'll be cold.Copy !req
758. It's okay, kinda getting
use to it that way.Copy !req
759. Sometimes I worry about him.Copy !req
760. Oh, he'll be just fine.Copy !req
761. What he needs is a man's influence.Copy !req
762. = well his father wasn't much of a fatherCopy !req
763. but Gage loved him.Copy !req
764. Now, that's all in the past.Copy !req
765. You should be more
concerned about the future.Copy !req
766. And what I'm looking
forward to is that mealCopy !req
767. you've been promising me
for the past two weeks.Copy !req
768. I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
769. I only do this sort of thingCopy !req
770. about once every leap year.Copy !req
771. Think I better go in the
kitchen and see how it's going.Copy !req
772. Well in the meantime
I'll just stay out hereCopy !req
773. and set the proper ambience.Copy !req
774. Standby for operation dinner storm.Copy !req
775. With a tweet, with a tweety.Copy !req
776. I didn't know you liked sousa marches.Copy !req
777. = t don't.Copy !req
778. Where there must be something
wrong with your tuner,Copy !req
779. I'll just turn it off.Copy !req
780. Not the only thing that's
going to get turned off tonight.Copy !req
781. Well dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.Copy !req
782. = excellent.Copy !req
783. That gives us just
enough time for a toast.Copy !req
784. I suppose it does,Copy !req
785. is there anything special
worth celebrating?Copy !req
786. Well, this is an anniversary of sorts.Copy !req
787. It was exactly two
months ago that you cameCopy !req
788. to the university.Copy !req
789. Has it been that long?Copy !req
790. Yes it has.Copy !req
791. I'll never forget seeing
you that first day.Copy !req
792. You were so beautiful
you could've knocked meCopy !req
793. off my feet.Copy !req
794. Seating for one.Copy !req
795. Elliott are you alright?Copy !req
796. Yes, I'm just fine.Copy !req
797. The chair must've slipped.Copy !req
798. Well, besides champagne is always bestCopy !req
799. when opened standing I always say.Copy !req
800. Now where was I?Copy !req
801. Oh, yes, that.Copy !req
802. Well although we haven't
known each other that long,Copy !req
803. I feel a special bond has grown between usCopy !req
804. and more importantly, we
respect each other's dignity.Copy !req
805. Elliott, could I get you a towel?Copy !req
806. No, I'm hardly even damp.Copy !req
807. What a great sport this guy
is, the drinks are on him.Copy !req
808. Well it looks like we
have at least enough leftCopy !req
809. for one glass each.Copy !req
810. = should we have some then?Copy !req
811. Absolutely.Copy !req
812. Oopsy.Copy !req
813. Daisy.Copy !req
814. J happy birthday jCopy !req
815. well before we toast,Copy !req
816. I have something I'd like to say to you.Copy !req
817. Actually something to ask you.Copy !req
818. Perhaps is the most important thingCopy !req
819. I've ever asked anyone in my life.Copy !req
820. And that thing is.Copy !req
821. Well that thing is.Copy !req
822. = Elliott!Copy !req
823. I heard some noises,
is everything alright?Copy !req
824. No, everything is not
alright, you smart Alec punk!Copy !req
825. Everything is all wrong!Copy !req
826. = Elliott!Copy !req
827. Don't let that innocent
little face fool you.Copy !req
828. He's been out to sabotage
this entire evening.Copy !req
829. That's ridiculous,
he's been up in his roomCopy !req
830. the whole evening.Copy !req
831. I'm telling you he is responsibleCopy !req
832. but I don't know how,Copy !req
833. but if he were my kid
I'd take him outside.Copy !req
834. = Elliott!Copy !req
835. Stop.Copy !req
836. Now Gage.Copy !req
837. Elliott's just a little
off tonight, honey.Copy !req
838. Why don't you go up to your
room and I'll see you later.Copy !req
839. I'm sorry Cathy, 1Copy !req
840. I overreacted just a bit.Copy !req
841. I should never have yelled at the boy.Copy !req
842. No, that's my department.Copy !req
843. Look Cathy, things seem to
have gotten off on the wrongCopy !req
844. foot.Copy !req
845. So why don't we save your
meal for another timeCopy !req
846. and let me take you out for a nice dinner?Copy !req
847. I don't know, Gage has been
acting so strangely lately.Copy !req
848. Ti don't want to leave him alone.Copy !req
849. Children always have these mood swings.Copy !req
850. It's part of growing up.Copy !req
851. Besides you deserve at least one night offCopy !req
852. from being a parent.Copy !req
853. Well, alright.Copy !req
854. Gage, honey.Copy !req
855. Yeah mom?Copy !req
856. Elliott and I have
decided to go out to dinner,Copy !req
857. is that okay?Copy !req
858. = sure.Copy !req
859. Okay, I'll lock upCopy !req
860. and we'll only be gone a few hours.Copy !req
861. I'll get my jacket.Copy !req
862. What could happen in a few hours?Copy !req
863. I'm sorry Cathy.Copy !req
864. Oh thank you.Copy !req
865. I know this
great little Italian place.Copy !req
866. You're gonna love it.Copy !req
867. Wonderful.Copy !req
868. They're gone, you can come out now.Copy !req
869. C'mon I know you're here.Copy !req
870. Of course I'm here,
where else should I be?Copy !req
871. So I took care of Mr. gq for you.Copy !req
872. Yeah, you got him good alright.Copy !req
873. But I'm the one who got the blame.Copy !req
874. Did you see his face?Copy !req
875. She'll never marry that schnook now.Copy !req
876. I guess you're right,
but you just go too far.Copy !req
877. Gage, you should never ask for anythingCopy !req
878. unless you really want it.Copy !req
879. = t know.Copy !req
880. I know what you need, a party.Copy !req
881. You're down in the dumps right?Copy !req
882. A party!Copy !req
883. A party, here, no way.Copy !req
884. And Andrea is the first
one to get an invite.Copy !req
885. Forget it.Copy !req
886. I'm going to go upstairs to study.Copy !req
887. You can watch TV if you want.Copy !req
888. I'm going back to the
kitchen, later alligator.Copy !req
889. No parties, do you hear me?Copy !req
890. = t hear himCopy !req
891. but I'm just not listening.Copy !req
892. Party time.Copy !req
893. Hello, is this Andrea Kurtz?Copy !req
894. Hi, this is Gage dobson, you
know the new kid in school?Copy !req
895. That's great, I didn't even
think you even noticed me.Copy !req
896. Anyway, I want to invite you
to a party over at our house.Copy !req
897. It's at 6934 Madison.Copy !req
898. Sure, you can bring your father.Copy !req
899. Okay bye bye.Copy !req
900. Hello, Saul's catering,
this is Elliott Carlisle.Copy !req
901. Yeah, good to talk to you again.Copy !req
902. Listen Saul, I'm having a party tonightCopy !req
903. over at Cathy dobson's place.Copy !req
904. Could you fix me up with
the works on short notice?Copy !req
905. About 5060 people.Copy !req
906. Need my credit card number?Copy !req
907. Good, you have it on file.Copy !req
908. Hey listen Saul, shoot the
works, price is no object!Copy !req
909. Wonder if this thing is still good.Copy !req
910. Hello?Copy !req
911. Yeah, hello Hugh, this is Jack.Copy !req
912. How's it going?Copy !req
913. Look, I'm out promoting my latest pictureCopy !req
914. and I want to have a little party.Copy !req
915. You think you could airlift
some girls in for me?Copy !req
916. A band too.Copy !req
917. Sure why not.Copy !req
918. Thanks pal, I owe you one.Copy !req
919. Let me give you the address.Copy !req
920. = munchie.Copy !req
921. Yeah!Copy !req
922. Yo pal!Copy !req
923. Hey, welcome to the party!Copy !req
924. Alright, what's your pleasure?Copy !req
925. My mother is going to kill me!Copy !req
926. Relax pal, she won't be home for hours.Copy !req
927. We'll clean up.Copy !req
928. Hey, do me a favor will you?Copy !req
929. Answer the door, I'm busy here.Copy !req
930. You know, getting the drinks and all.Copy !req
931. What a party, what a party.Copy !req
932. Here you go.Copy !req
933. Ti went to two cocktails and one.Copy !req
934. Gage dobson, what are you doing here?Copy !req
935. = t live here.Copy !req
936. You folks sure know how
to throw a great party.Copy !req
937. You can forget about those
20 extra hours of study hall.Copy !req
938. = and the two demerits.Copy !req
939. Whatever those are.Copy !req
940. Hi Gage.Copy !req
941. This is my father.Copy !req
942. = hello Mr. Kurtz.Copy !req
943. Well hi Gage, how you doing?Copy !req
944. This is something.Copy !req
945. I've never been to a party like this.Copy !req
946. J women are like that jCopy !req
947. j women are like that jCopy !req
948. j women are like that jCopy !req
949. = neither have I.Copy !req
950. So Cathy,Copy !req
951. what are you saying?Copy !req
952. Elliott, you and I
are such good friends,Copy !req
953. why don't we just keep
it like that for a while.Copy !req
954. I don't think I'm readyCopy !req
955. to make a serious commitment right now.Copy !req
956. Well I don't think you
know what you want Cathy.Copy !req
957. You think I'm in the habit of
proposing marriage everyday?Copy !req
958. No Elliott I didn't say that.Copy !req
959. Look, time is running out, babe.Copy !req
960. I have power and prestige.Copy !req
961. And 30 something divorcees with childrenCopy !req
962. or a glut on today's market.Copy !req
963. I think that you said just about enough.Copy !req
964. I'd like you to take me home now.Copy !req
965. I'll get this.Copy !req
966. = nonsense.Copy !req
967. When I take a lady out, I always pay.Copy !req
968. My walletCopy !req
969. I must have left it in my other jacket.Copy !req
970. What a great party!Copy !req
971. J I wish my baby wouldn't do the right jCopy !req
972. j she keep me still
around help her aroundCopy !req
973. j in which your novel party is natural »Copy !req
974. j in which your novel party is natural »Copy !req
975. J I know my baby ;Copy !req
976. j I touch my baby yeah she do it herself jCopy !req
977. j by now my baby I think she's with him»Copy !req
978. people excuse me.Copy !req
979. Hey, I'm in here.Copy !req
980. You ever hear of knockin'?Copy !req
981. - Sorry, sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
982. It's okay.Copy !req
983. Nervous sucker.Copy !req
984. Ti feel a draft.Copy !req
985. Yeah!Copy !req
986. Too much noise, this is better.Copy !req
987. Yeah, it's pretty crowded in there.Copy !req
988. Your dad seems like a nice guy.Copy !req
989. This is the happiest I've seen him sinceCopy !req
990. since mom died.Copy !req
991. You know I'm really glad
you asked us over tonight.Copy !req
992. = t did?Copy !req
993. Yeah I did!Copy !req
994. Who else could have?Copy !req
995. I didn't think you wanted
= you know I didn't thinkCopy !req
996. you wanted to talk me.
= to talk to me.Copy !req
997. Gage, Gage.Copy !req
998. Who invented this thing?Copy !req
999. Gage, Gage!Copy !req
1000. I have something to tell you.Copy !req
1001. Gage, I wanted you to
be the first to know.Copy !req
1002. The university called, 1
have received my Grant.Copy !req
1003. That's great professor!Copy !req
1004. This is Andrea.Copy !req
1005. Oh, enchanted.Copy !req
1006. Professor cruikshank is
going around the world.Copy !req
1007. = sounds like fun.Copy !req
1008. Fun, that is a beautiful word.Copy !req
1009. I professor imboljek cruikshanski
am going to have fun.Copy !req
1010. Ti think I remember how to do that.Copy !req
1011. = the professor is a little.Copy !req
1012. = t like him.Copy !req
1013. I see you're having a hoo-high in there.Copy !req
1014. = you could call it that.Copy !req
1015. = t wonder if I could attend.Copy !req
1016. Sure, everyone else is.Copy !req
1017. Good, listen is it possibleCopy !req
1018. that your little friend might be?Copy !req
1019. = you can bet he's in there somewhere.Copy !req
1020. Look at all these cars,
someone must be having a party.Copy !req
1021. I think it's you.Copy !req
1022. Great party, but don't
go in the bathroom.Copy !req
1023. When was that?Copy !req
1024. Gage!Copy !req
1025. = hi mom.Copy !req
1026. T had some friends over.Copy !req
1027. Everybody out.Copy !req
1028. November, good month.Copy !req
1029. You know maybe you could get a loanCopy !req
1030. from the small business administrationCopy !req
1031. to clean this place up.Copy !req
1032. Congratulations Gage.Copy !req
1033. Congratulations?Copy !req
1034. Mhm.Copy !req
1035. You had the singular honor of cleaning upCopy !req
1036. this entire mess all by yourself.Copy !req
1037. I think that'll take care
of your weekend, young man.Copy !req
1038. Yeah, it probably will.Copy !req
1039. Well there's only one type of punishmentCopy !req
1040. he'll understand, Cathy.Copy !req
1041. Gage's problem is that you've
turned him into a momma's boy.Copy !req
1042. Or something even worse.Copy !req
1043. Well, I don't think that's
any of your concern is it?Copy !req
1044. Goodnight Dr. Carlisle.Copy !req
1045. What the heck is?Copy !req
1046. What in the hell is that?Copy !req
1047. No!Copy !req
1048. This is not!Copy !req
1049. Leave him alone, he's my friend!Copy !req
1050. = your friend?Copy !req
1051. Be most interested to know
where you find your friends.Copy !req
1052. Incredible specimen I've ever seen!Copy !req
1053. I'm going to take him to
the laboratory for research.Copy !req
1054. To cut open like all
your dogs and cats no way.Copy !req
1055. = can't we be civilized Dr. Carlisle?Copy !req
1056. This is an intelligent being,Copy !req
1057. it's not a subject for your inspection.Copy !req
1058. I'd listen
to him if I was you doc!Copy !req
1059. Be quiet!Copy !req
1060. You give whatever it is back to Gage.Copy !req
1061. = look the house is on firelCopy !req
1062. fire, get me out of here.Copy !req
1063. Would you let me out of this thing.Copy !req
1064. Hey!Copy !req
1065. Get me out of here!Copy !req
1066. Ow, ow, ow right here!Copy !req
1067. You drop me one more time,
I'm going to toss my cookies.Copy !req
1068. We got to get him out of here.Copy !req
1069. But how?Copy !req
1070. = t have an idea.Copy !req
1071. I hope you know what
you're doing because I don't.Copy !req
1072. = come back here!Copy !req
1073. It's okay miss dobson,
we can follow in my car.Copy !req
1074. Great.Copy !req
1075. By the way, who are you?Copy !req
1076. He's my father.Copy !req
1077. Oh good, that explains everything.Copy !req
1078. So how's our prize package doing?Copy !req
1079. He should be okay.Copy !req
1080. = thanks professor.Copy !req
1081. Any calls for me while I was out?Copy !req
1082. Does somebody know you're with us?Copy !req
1083. Where are we going?Copy !req
1084. No where in particular.Copy !req
1085. Have you ever been there?Copy !req
1086. Your flight leaves first
thing in morning doesn't it?Copy !req
1087. Reservations have already been made.Copy !req
1088. Then head for the airport,Copy !req
1089. we'll hide there with you 'til morning.Copy !req
1090. Traveling's the best, where you headed?Copy !req
1091. The lost city of armenkan,Copy !req
1092. it's a civilization that
perished about 3000 years ago.Copy !req
1093. Oh yeah, I remember, we
had some party that night.Copy !req
1094. There you are, you.Copy !req
1095. Professor, I hope you got a ding-dongCopy !req
1096. or a twinkie in your pocket.Copy !req
1097. What's a twinkie?Copy !req
1098. Drop me off at the
next 7-Eleven will ya?Copy !req
1099. No time now, Elliott's
coming up behind us.Copy !req
1100. I can lose that guy,
gimme the wheel professor.Copy !req
1101. What are you talking about,
you have to have a license!Copy !req
1102. Who needs a license?Copy !req
1103. I invented the automobile,
give it, give it.Copy !req
1104. Did we hit something?Copy !req
1105. No something hit us, it's Elliott.Copy !req
1106. That guy's a pain in the bumper!Copy !req
1107. One more hit like that and
he'll knock us off the road!Copy !req
1108. We can't stop now.Copy !req
1109. Las Vegas here I come.Copy !req
1110. Hold on to your hats!Copy !req
1111. I haven't had this much
fun since Disneyland!Copy !req
1112. Yahoo!Copy !req
1113. Perhaps I should take the wheel again.Copy !req
1114. No, back off, I'm hot.Copy !req
1115. Just keep your foot on the accelerator.Copy !req
1116. = you're mine now.Copy !req
1117. Yo, professor, 1
don't suppose this thingCopy !req
1118. has got a fifth gear does it?Copy !req
1119. I don't know, why
didn't I build an airplaneCopy !req
1120. that we could fly away!Copy !req
1121. Fly away, why didn't you say so?Copy !req
1122. Professor, I thought you were
the brains of the outfit.Copy !req
1123. Wow!Copy !req
1124. Whoa!Copy !req
1125. You gotta stop them!Copy !req
1126. There's this flying JeepCopy !req
1127. and this wonderfully
weird little creature.Copy !req
1128. We got a live one this time.Copy !req
1129. Would you mind stepping over here sir?Copy !req
1130. But they're up there,
you had to have seen them!Copy !req
1131. Sure we saw them!Copy !req
1132. They were chasing Santa
and they flying reindeer.Copy !req
1133. Have you been drinking sir?Copy !req
1134. Drinking, the guy smells like a brewery.Copy !req
1135. Some little girl sprayed
beer in my face you ninny!Copy !req
1136. Was she with the creature
and the flying tank?Copy !req
1137. Not a tank, you idiot,
a Jeep, a flying Jeep!Copy !req
1138. May we see some sort
of identification, sir?Copy !req
1139. = of course.Copy !req
1140. I lost my wallet.Copy !req
1141. I am Dr. Elliott Carlisle, department headCopy !req
1142. of research at Jefferson university.Copy !req
1143. I'm Mr. Spock, this is captain kirk.Copy !req
1144. I think it's time we beamed him up.Copy !req
1145. But wait, wait I'm telling
you, they're right up there.Copy !req
1146. Hey.Copy !req
1147. Wow!Copy !req
1148. The only way to fly.Copy !req
1149. How long can we stay up here?Copy !req
1150. Not too long.Copy !req
1151. It's a strain on my resources.Copy !req
1152. Just enjoy it while we can.Copy !req
1153. Excuse me, how are you at landings?Copy !req
1154. Professor, I fly as well as I drive.Copy !req
1155. Help!Copy !req
1156. Help!Copy !req
1157. Wait, wait a minute, I know that woman.Copy !req
1158. Cathy?Copy !req
1159. Cathy, tell them who I am!Copy !req
1160. Cathy?Copy !req
1161. Tell them who I am!Copy !req
1162. Officers, I've never seen
this man before in my life.Copy !req
1163. Cathy!Copy !req
1164. Cathy don't let them take me!Copy !req
1165. Cathy?Copy !req
1166. Was it something I said?Copy !req
1167. Get in the car sir.Copy !req
1168. Everything alright officer?Copy !req
1169. Nah, no professor cruikshank,Copy !req
1170. we got a drunken loony here.Copy !req
1171. Couple months at a state prison farm oughtCopy !req
1172. to straighten him out.Copy !req
1173. Well don't get any jelly from the donutsCopy !req
1174. on the front from your uniform.Copy !req
1175. See you!Copy !req
1176. Nice guy the professor,
but a little strange.Copy !req
1177. One out of 10, one out of 10,Copy !req
1178. reporting sighting of ufo landing cornerCopy !req
1179. of Burbank and kester, see the man.Copy !req
1180. =- yoohoo!Copy !req
1181. Remember me?Copy !req
1182. What's up doc?Copy !req
1183. = look!Copy !req
1184. Look there he is!Copy !req
1185. That's him, that's him I told you!Copy !req
1186. Look at that lunatic in the dark!Copy !req
1187. Hasta la vista baby!Copy !req
1188. There he
is, there he is come on!Copy !req
1189. This is so exciting.Copy !req
1190. An opportunity to explore
ancient civilizationsCopy !req
1191. with someone who might have created them.Copy !req
1192. Yeah, I guess it's all for the best.Copy !req
1193. When Elliott gets out of jailCopy !req
1194. he's going to come looking for munchie.Copy !req
1195. He'll be safer with you.Copy !req
1196. You know munchie, I'm
really gonna miss you.Copy !req
1197. And I'm gonna miss
vou too pal, big time.Copy !req
1198. But the professor needs me, don't worry.Copy !req
1199. You haven't seen the last of me.Copy !req
1200. Professor, tempus fugit, we
don't wanna miss our flight.Copy !req
1201. Alright, put your head
down so I don't knock you.Copy !req
1202. Alright, we're off,
we're going, we're going.Copy !req
1203. We've got tickets and we're going.Copy !req
1204. Bye professor.Copy !req
1205. Bye.Copy !req
1206. Munchie are you comfortable down there?Copy !req
1207. Bye everybody!
Yeah, leave a wake upCopy !req
1208. call for six.Copy !req
1209. Munchie, do me a favor, don't talk,Copy !req
1210. there are people around.Copy !req
1211. Your attention please,Copy !req
1212. final boarding call for flight 17Copy !req
1213. leaving for the lost city of armenkan,Copy !req
1214. now boarding at gate 12.Copy !req
1215. And please more
aztec fishing songs, be nice.Copy !req
1216. We've got to get on board.Copy !req
1217. I'm sorry sir, but the aircraftCopy !req
1218. has already begun its
taxi down the runway.Copy !req
1219. That's impossible, I'm the
captain, this is my crew,Copy !req
1220. we were held up in a stalled elevator!Copy !req
1221. = t don't understand.Copy !req
1222. If you're the crew,Copy !req
1223. then who's at the controls of that plane?Copy !req
1224. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1225. welcome to trans munchie airlines,Copy !req
1226. unbuckle your seat belts and get readyCopy !req
1227. for the ride of your life!Copy !req
1228. Party time!Copy !req