1. We're under attack! Light the signal!Copy !req
2. Light the fire now! Light the signal!Copy !req
3. Now all of China knows you're here.Copy !req
4. Perfect.Copy !req
5. Your Majesty, the Huns have
crossed our northern border.Copy !req
6. Impossible.
No one can get through the Great Wall.Copy !req
7. Shan-Yu is leading them.Copy !req
8. We'll set up defences
around your palace immediately.Copy !req
9. No. Send your troops
to protect my people. Chi Fu.Copy !req
10. Yes, Your Highness?Copy !req
11. Deliver conscription notices
throughout all the provinces.Copy !req
12. Call up reserves
and as many new recruits as possible.Copy !req
13. Forgive me, Your Majesty,
but I believe my troops can stop him.Copy !req
14. I won't take any chances, General.Copy !req
15. A single grain of rice can tip the scale.Copy !req
16. One man may be the difference
between victory and defeat.Copy !req
17. "Quiet and demure.Copy !req
18. "Graceful. Polite.Copy !req
19. "Delicate.Copy !req
20. "Refined. Poised.Copy !req
21. "Punctual."Copy !req
22. Little brother!Copy !req
23. Little brother.Copy !req
24. There you are.Copy !req
25. Who's the smartest doggy in the world?
Come on, smart boy.Copy !req
26. Can you help me with my chores today?Copy !req
27. Honourable ancestors,Copy !req
28. please help Mulan impress
the Matchmaker today.Copy !req
29. Please.Copy !req
30. Please help her.Copy !req
31. Father, I brought your...Copy !req
32. - Mulan.
- I brought a spare.Copy !req
33. Mulan.Copy !req
34. Remember, the doctor said
three cups of tea in the morning...Copy !req
35. - Mulan.
- And three at night.Copy !req
36. Mulan, you should already be in town.
We are counting on you...Copy !req
37. To uphold the family honour.Copy !req
38. Don't worry, Father.
I won't let you down.Copy !req
39. - Wish me luck.
- Hurry!Copy !req
40. I'm going to pray some more.Copy !req
41. Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?Copy !req
42. The Matchmaker
is not a patient woman.Copy !req
43. Of all days to be late... I should have
prayed to the ancestors for luck.Copy !req
44. How lucky can they be? They're dead.Copy !req
45. Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need.Copy !req
46. This is your chance to prove yourself.Copy !req
47. Grandma, no!Copy !req
48. Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!Copy !req
49. I'm here.Copy !req
50. What? But, Mama, I had to...Copy !req
51. None of your excuses.
Now, let's get you cleaned up.Copy !req
52. This is what you give me to work withCopy !req
53. Well, honey, I've seen worseCopy !req
54. We're gonna turn this sow's earCopy !req
55. Into a silk purseCopy !req
56. It's freezing.Copy !req
57. It would have been warm
if you were here on time.Copy !req
58. We'll have you washed and driedCopy !req
59. Primped and polished
till you glow with prideCopy !req
60. Trust my recipe for instant brideCopy !req
61. You'll bring honour to us allCopy !req
62. - Mulan, what's this?
- Notes,Copy !req
63. in case I forget something.Copy !req
64. Hold this.
We'll need more luck than I thought.Copy !req
65. Wait and see when we're throughCopy !req
66. Boys will gladly go to war for youCopy !req
67. - With good fortune
- And a great hairdoCopy !req
68. You'll bring honour to us allCopy !req
69. A girl can bring her familyCopy !req
70. Great honour in one wayCopy !req
71. By striking a good matchCopy !req
72. And this could be the dayCopy !req
73. Men want girls with good tasteCopy !req
74. - Calm
- ObedientCopy !req
75. Who work fast-pacedCopy !req
76. - With good breeding
- And a tiny waistCopy !req
77. You'll bring honour to us allCopy !req
78. We all must serve our EmperorCopy !req
79. Who guards us from the HunsCopy !req
80. The men by bearing armsCopy !req
81. A girl by bearing sonsCopy !req
82. When we're through you can't failCopy !req
83. Like a lotus blossom soft and paleCopy !req
84. How could any fellow say, "No sale"Copy !req
85. You'll bring honour to us allCopy !req
86. You'll bring honour to us allCopy !req
87. You'll bring honour to us allCopy !req
88. There. You're ready.Copy !req
89. Not yet. An apple for serenity.Copy !req
90. A pendant for balance.Copy !req
91. Beads of jadeCopy !req
92. For beautyCopy !req
93. You must proudlyCopy !req
94. Show itCopy !req
95. Now add a cricketCopy !req
96. Just for luckCopy !req
97. And even you can't blow itCopy !req
98. Ancestors, hear my pleaCopy !req
99. Help me not to make a fool of meCopy !req
100. And to not uproot my family treeCopy !req
101. Keep my father standing tallCopy !req
102. Scarier than the undertakerCopy !req
103. We are meeting our matchmakerCopy !req
104. Destiny, guard our girlsCopy !req
105. And our future as it fast unfurlsCopy !req
106. Please look kindly
on these cultured pearlsCopy !req
107. Each a perfect porcelain dollCopy !req
108. - Please bring honour to us
- Please bring honour to usCopy !req
109. - Please bring honour to us
- Please bring honour to usCopy !req
110. Please bring honour to us allCopy !req
111. "Fa Mulan."Copy !req
112. - Present.
- Speaking without permission.Copy !req
113. Who spit in her bean curd?Copy !req
114. Too skinny.Copy !req
115. Not good for bearing sons.Copy !req
116. Recite the final admonition.Copy !req
117. Well?Copy !req
118. Fulfil your duties
calmly and respectfully.Copy !req
119. Reflect before you snack...Copy !req
120. Act! This shall bring you
honour and glory.Copy !req
121. This way.Copy !req
122. Now, pour the tea.Copy !req
123. To please your future in-laws,Copy !req
124. you must demonstrate
a sense of dignityCopy !req
125. and refinement.Copy !req
126. You must also be poised.Copy !req
127. - Pardon me.
- And silent!Copy !req
128. Could I just take that back?Copy !req
129. One moment.Copy !req
130. Why, you clumsy...Copy !req
131. I think it's going well, don't you?Copy !req
132. Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!Copy !req
133. You are a disgrace!Copy !req
134. You may look like a bride,Copy !req
135. but you will never
bring your family honour!Copy !req
136. Look at meCopy !req
137. I will never passCopy !req
138. For a perfect brideCopy !req
139. Or a perfect daughterCopy !req
140. Can it beCopy !req
141. I'm not meant to play this part?Copy !req
142. Now I seeCopy !req
143. That if I were truly to be myselfCopy !req
144. I would break my family's heartCopy !req
145. Who is that girl I seeCopy !req
146. Staring straightCopy !req
147. Back at me?Copy !req
148. Why is my reflectionCopy !req
149. Someone I don't know?Copy !req
150. Somehow I cannot hideCopy !req
151. Who I amCopy !req
152. Though I've triedCopy !req
153. When will my reflection showCopy !req
154. Who I am inside?Copy !req
155. When will my reflection showCopy !req
156. Who I amCopy !req
157. Inside?Copy !req
158. My, my.Copy !req
159. What beautiful blossoms
we have this year.Copy !req
160. But, look, this one's late.Copy !req
161. But I'll bet that when it blooms,Copy !req
162. it will be the most beautiful of all.Copy !req
163. What is it?Copy !req
164. Mulan.Copy !req
165. Stay inside.Copy !req
166. Citizens, I bring a proclamationCopy !req
167. from the Imperial City.Copy !req
168. The Huns have invaded China.Copy !req
169. By order of the Emperor,Copy !req
170. one man from every family
must serve in the Imperial Army.Copy !req
171. The Hsiao family.Copy !req
172. The Yi family.Copy !req
173. I will serve the Emperor
in my father's place.Copy !req
174. - The Fa family.
- No!Copy !req
175. I am ready to serve the Emperor.Copy !req
176. - Father, you can't go.
- Mulan!Copy !req
177. Please, sir, my father has already
fought bravely...Copy !req
178. Silence!Copy !req
179. You would do well
to teach your daughterCopy !req
180. to hold her tongue in a man's presence.Copy !req
181. Mulan, you dishonour me.Copy !req
182. Report tomorrow
to the Wu Zhong camp.Copy !req
183. Yes, sir.Copy !req
184. The Chu family!Copy !req
185. The Wen family!Copy !req
186. The Chang family!Copy !req
187. - You shouldn't have to go!
- Mulan...Copy !req
188. There are plenty of young men
to fight for China.Copy !req
189. It is an honour to protect my country
and my family.Copy !req
190. So, you'll die for honour.Copy !req
191. I will die doing what's right.Copy !req
192. - But if you...
- I know my place!Copy !req
193. It is time you learned yours.Copy !req
194. Mulan is gone!Copy !req
195. What?Copy !req
196. It can't be.Copy !req
197. Mulan!Copy !req
198. No.Copy !req
199. You must go after her.
She could be killed.Copy !req
200. If I reveal her,Copy !req
201. she will be.Copy !req
202. Ancestors, hear our prayer.Copy !req
203. Watch over Mulan.Copy !req
204. Mushu, awaken.Copy !req
205. I live!Copy !req
206. So tell me what mortal needs
my protection, great ancestor.Copy !req
207. - You just say the word and I'm there.
- Mushu...Copy !req
208. And let me say somethin'.Copy !req
209. Anybody who's foolish enough
to threaten our family,Copy !req
210. vengeance will be mine!Copy !req
211. Mushu!Copy !req
212. These are the family guardians.Copy !req
213. - They...
- Protect the family.Copy !req
214. And you, O demoted one?Copy !req
215. I ring the gong.Copy !req
216. That's right.
Now, wake up the ancestors.Copy !req
217. One family reunion comin' right up.Copy !req
218. Okay, people, people, look alive.
Let's go. Come on. Get up.Copy !req
219. Let's move it. Rise and shine.Copy !req
220. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing,
trust me.Copy !req
221. I knew it. I knew it. That Mulan was
a troublemaker from the start!Copy !req
222. Don't look at me.
She gets it from your side of the family.Copy !req
223. She's just trying to help her father.Copy !req
224. But if she's discovered,
Fa Zhou will be forever shamed.Copy !req
225. Dishonour will come to the family.
Traditional values will disintegrate.Copy !req
226. Not to mention, they'll lose the farm.Copy !req
227. My children never caused such trouble.
They all became acupuncturists.Copy !req
228. - We can't all be acupuncturists.
- No!Copy !req
229. Your great-granddaughter
had to be a cross-dresser!Copy !req
230. Let a guardian bring her back.Copy !req
231. Yes, awaken the most cunning.Copy !req
232. No. The swiftest.Copy !req
233. - No. Send the wisest.
- Silence!Copy !req
234. We must send the most powerful of all.Copy !req
235. Okay, okay, I get the drift. I'll go.Copy !req
236. Y'all don't think I can do it.
Watch this here.Copy !req
237. Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh?Copy !req
238. Don't make me have to singe nobody
to prove no point.Copy !req
239. You had your chance
to protect the Fa family.Copy !req
240. Your misguidance led
Fa Deng to disaster.Copy !req
241. - Yeah, thanks a lot.
- And your point is?Copy !req
242. The point is we will be sending
a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.Copy !req
243. What... What... I'm a real dragon!Copy !req
244. You are not worthy of this spot.
Now, awaken the Great Stone Dragon.Copy !req
245. So you'll get back to me
on the job thing?Copy !req
246. Just one chance,
is that too much to ask?Copy !req
247. I mean, it's not like it'd kill ya.Copy !req
248. Yo, Rocky, wake up!
Ya gotta go fetch Mulan!Copy !req
249. Come on, boy! Go get her! Go on!Copy !req
250. Come on.Copy !req
251. Hello?Copy !req
252. Hello!Copy !req
253. Hello!Copy !req
254. Stony?Copy !req
255. Stony? Man, they're gonna kill me.Copy !req
256. Great Stone Dragon,Copy !req
257. have you awakened?Copy !req
258. Yes, I just woke up.Copy !req
259. I'm... I'm the Great Stone Dragon.
Good morning.Copy !req
260. I will go forth and fetch Mulan.Copy !req
261. Did I mention that
I was the Great Stone Dragon?Copy !req
262. Go! The fate of the Fa familyCopy !req
263. rests in your claws.Copy !req
264. Don't even worry about it.
I will not lose face.Copy !req
265. My elbow!Copy !req
266. I know I twisted somethin'.Copy !req
267. That's just great. Now what?Copy !req
268. I'm doomed,Copy !req
269. and all 'cause Miss Man decides
to take her little drag show on the road.Copy !req
270. Go get her?
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
271. After this Great Stone,
Humpty Dumpty mess,Copy !req
272. I'd have to bring her home
with a medal to get back in the temple.Copy !req
273. Wait a minute. That's it!Copy !req
274. I make Mulan a war hero, and they'll be
begging me to come back to work.Copy !req
275. That's the master plan.
You done it now, man.Copy !req
276. What makes you think you're comin'?Copy !req
277. You're lucky?Copy !req
278. Do I look like a sucker to you?Copy !req
279. What you mean, a loser?Copy !req
280. How 'bout I pop one of your
antennas off, throw it across the yard?Copy !req
281. Then who's the loser, me or you?Copy !req
282. Imperial scouts.Copy !req
283. Shan-Yu.Copy !req
284. Nice work, gentlemen.
You found the Hun army.Copy !req
285. The Emperor will stop you.Copy !req
286. Stop me? He invited me.Copy !req
287. By building his wall,
he challenged my strength.Copy !req
288. I'm here to play his game.Copy !req
289. Go! Tell your Emperor
to send his strongest armies.Copy !req
290. I'm ready.Copy !req
291. How many men does it take
to deliver a message?Copy !req
292. One.Copy !req
293. Okay, okay, how about this?Copy !req
294. Excuse me.Copy !req
295. Where do I sign in?Copy !req
296. I see you have a sword. I have one, too.Copy !req
297. They're very manly and tough.Copy !req
298. I'm working on it!Copy !req
299. Who am I fooling?Copy !req
300. It's going to take a miracle
to get me into the army.Copy !req
301. Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?Copy !req
302. Let me hear you say "Aaah"!Copy !req
303. - That's close enough.
- A ghost.Copy !req
304. Get ready, Mulan.
Your serpentine salvation is at hand!Copy !req
305. For I have been sent by your ancestorsCopy !req
306. to guide you through your masquerade.Copy !req
307. Come on. If you're gonna stay,
you're gonna work.Copy !req
308. So heed my word! 'Cause if
the army finds out you're a girl,Copy !req
309. the penalty is death!Copy !req
310. - Who are you?
- Who am I? Who am I?Copy !req
311. I am the guardian of lost souls.Copy !req
312. I am the powerful, the pleasurable,Copy !req
313. the indestructible Mushu.Copy !req
314. Pretty hot, huh?Copy !req
315. My ancestors sent
a little lizard to help me?Copy !req
316. Dragon, dragon, not lizard.Copy !req
317. I don't do that tongue thing.Copy !req
318. You're...Copy !req
319. Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?Copy !req
320. - Tiny.
- Of course.Copy !req
321. I'm travel size for your convenience.Copy !req
322. If I was my real size,
your cow here would die of fright.Copy !req
323. Down, Bessie. My powers are
beyond your mortal imagination.Copy !req
324. For instance, my eyes can see
straight through your armour.Copy !req
325. All right, that's it! Dishonour!
Dishonour on your whole family.Copy !req
326. Make a note of this. Dishonour on you,
dishonour on your cow...Copy !req
327. Stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
328. I'm just nervous.
I've never done this before.Copy !req
329. Then you're gonna have to trust me.
And don't you slap me no more.Copy !req
330. We clear on that? All right.Copy !req
331. Okey-dokey.
Let's get this show on the road!Copy !req
332. Cri-Kee, get the bags.Copy !req
333. Let's move it, Heifer.Copy !req
334. Okay, this is it.
Time to show 'em your man walk.Copy !req
335. Shoulders back, chest high,
feet apart, head up and strut.Copy !req
336. Two, three... Break it down.
Hup, two, three. And work it!Copy !req
337. - Beautiful, isn't he?
- They're disgusting.Copy !req
338. No, they're men.Copy !req
339. Now, you gonna have to act
just like them, so pay attention.Copy !req
340. Look. This tattoo will protect me
from harm.Copy !req
341. I hope you can get your money back.Copy !req
342. I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
343. It's all attitude.
Be tough, like this guy here.Copy !req
344. What are you lookin' at?Copy !req
345. Punch him. It's how men say hello.Copy !req
346. Yao, you've made a friend.Copy !req
347. Good. Now slap him on the behind.
They like that.Copy !req
348. I'm gonna hit you so hard,
it'll make your ancestors dizzy.Copy !req
349. Yao, relax and chant with me.Copy !req
350. Feel better?Copy !req
351. Yeah. You ain't worth my time.Copy !req
352. - Chicken boy.
- Chicken boy?Copy !req
353. Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!Copy !req
354. Sorry, Ling.Copy !req
355. You're dead!Copy !req
356. There he goes!Copy !req
357. Guys.Copy !req
358. The Huns have struck here,
here and here.Copy !req
359. I will take the main troops
up to the Tung Shao Pass,Copy !req
360. and stop Shan-Yu
before he destroys this village.Copy !req
361. Excellent strategy, sir.Copy !req
362. I do love surprises.Copy !req
363. You will stay and train the new recruits.Copy !req
364. When Chi Fu believes you're ready,Copy !req
365. you will join us, Captain.Copy !req
366. Captain?Copy !req
367. This is an enormous
responsibility, General.Copy !req
368. Perhaps a soldier
with more experience.Copy !req
369. Number one in his class, extensive
knowledge of training techniques,Copy !req
370. and impressive military lineage.Copy !req
371. I believe Li Shang will do
an excellent job.Copy !req
372. I will. I won't let you down.
This is... I mean...Copy !req
373. - Yes, sir.
- Very good, then.Copy !req
374. We'll toast China's victory
at the Imperial City.Copy !req
375. I'll expect a full report in three weeks.Copy !req
376. And I won't leave anything out.Copy !req
377. Captain Li Shang.Copy !req
378. Leader of China's finest troops.Copy !req
379. No. The greatest troops of all time.Copy !req
380. Most impressive.Copy !req
381. Good luck, Captain!Copy !req
382. Good luck, Father.Copy !req
383. Day one.Copy !req
384. Soldiers!Copy !req
385. He started it!Copy !req
386. I don't need anyone
causing trouble in my camp.Copy !req
387. Sorry.Copy !req
388. I mean, sorry you had to see that.Copy !req
389. But you know how it is
when you get those manly urgesCopy !req
390. and you just gotta kill somethin',Copy !req
391. fix things, cook outdoors...Copy !req
392. What's your name?Copy !req
393. Your commanding officer
just asked you a question.Copy !req
394. I've got a name.
And it's a boy's name, too.Copy !req
395. - Ling. How 'bout Ling?
- His name is Ling.Copy !req
396. I didn't ask for his name.
I asked for yours!Copy !req
397. - Try, Chu.
- Chu.Copy !req
398. - Chu?
- Gesundheit. I kill myself.Copy !req
399. - Mushu.
- Mushu?Copy !req
400. - No.
- Then what is it?Copy !req
401. - Ping was my best friend growin' up.
- It's Ping.Copy !req
402. - Ping?
- Of course, Ping did steal my...Copy !req
403. Yes, my name is Ping.Copy !req
404. Let me see your conscription notice.Copy !req
405. - Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?
- I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.Copy !req
406. He doesn't talk about me much.Copy !req
407. I can see why.
That boy's an absolute lunatic.Copy !req
408. Okay, gentlemen,
thanks to your new friend, Ping,Copy !req
409. you'll spend tonight
picking up every single grain of rice.Copy !req
410. And tomorrow, the real work begins.Copy !req
411. You know, we have to work
on your people skills.Copy !req
412. All right! Rise and shine,
Sleeping Beauty.Copy !req
413. Come on. Hup, hup, hup.Copy !req
414. Get your clothes on.Copy !req
415. Get ready. Got breakfast for ya.Copy !req
416. Look, you get porridge,
and it's happy to see you.Copy !req
417. Get outta there!
You gonna make people sick.Copy !req
418. - Am I late?
- No time to talk.Copy !req
419. Now remember,
it's your first day of training,Copy !req
420. so listen to your teacher and no fightin',
play nice with the other kids,Copy !req
421. unless one of the other kids
wanna fight,Copy !req
422. then you have to kick
the other kid's butt.Copy !req
423. But I don't wanna kick
the other kid's butt.Copy !req
424. Don't talk with your mouth full.Copy !req
425. Now let's see your war face.Copy !req
426. I think my bunny slippers
just ran for cover.Copy !req
427. Come on! Scare me, girl.Copy !req
428. Yeah, that's my tough-lookin' warrior.Copy !req
429. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Now, get out there and make me proud.Copy !req
430. - What do you mean the troops just left?
- They what?Copy !req
431. Wait! You forgot your sword.Copy !req
432. My little baby, off to destroy people.Copy !req
433. Order. People, order.Copy !req
434. - I'd like a pan-fried noodle.
- Sweet and pungent shrimp.Copy !req
435. - Moo goo gai pan.
- That's not funny.Copy !req
436. Looks like our new friend
slept in this morning.Copy !req
437. Hello, Ping. Are ya hungry?Copy !req
438. Yeah, 'cause I owe you
a knuckle sandwich.Copy !req
439. Soldiers!Copy !req
440. You will assemble swiftly
and silently every morning.Copy !req
441. Anyone who acts otherwiseCopy !req
442. will answer to me.Copy !req
443. Tough guy.Copy !req
444. Yao.Copy !req
445. Thank you for volunteering.
Retrieve the arrow.Copy !req
446. I'll get that arrow, pretty boy,Copy !req
447. and I'll do it with my shirt on.Copy !req
448. One moment.
You seem to be missing something.Copy !req
449. This represents discipline,Copy !req
450. and this represents strength.Copy !req
451. You need both to reach the arrow.Copy !req
452. We've got a long way to go.Copy !req
453. Let's get down to businessCopy !req
454. To defeat the HunsCopy !req
455. Did they send me daughtersCopy !req
456. When I asked for sons?Copy !req
457. You're the saddest bunch I ever metCopy !req
458. But you can bet before we're throughCopy !req
459. Mister, I'll make a manCopy !req
460. Out of youCopy !req
461. Tranquil as a forestCopy !req
462. But on fire withinCopy !req
463. Once you find your centreCopy !req
464. You are sure to winCopy !req
465. You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lotCopy !req
466. And you haven't got a clueCopy !req
467. Somehow I'll make a manCopy !req
468. Out of youCopy !req
469. I'm never gonna catch my breathCopy !req
470. Say goodbye to those who knew meCopy !req
471. Boy, was I a fool
in school for cutting gymCopy !req
472. This guy's got 'em scared to deathCopy !req
473. Hope he doesn't see right through meCopy !req
474. Now I really wish
that I knew how to swimCopy !req
475. - Be a man
- We must be swift as a coursing riverCopy !req
476. - Be a man
- With all the force of a great typhoonCopy !req
477. - Be a man
- With all the strength of a raging fireCopy !req
478. Mysterious as the dark side
of the moonCopy !req
479. Time is racing toward usCopy !req
480. Till the Huns arriveCopy !req
481. Heed my every orderCopy !req
482. And you might surviveCopy !req
483. You're unsuited for the rage of warCopy !req
484. So pack up, go home, you're throughCopy !req
485. How could I make a manCopy !req
486. Out of you?Copy !req
487. - Be a man
- We must be swift as a coursing riverCopy !req
488. - Be a man
- With all the force of a great typhoonCopy !req
489. - Be a man
- With all the strength of a raging fireCopy !req
490. Mysterious as the dark sideCopy !req
491. Of the moonCopy !req
492. - Be a man
- We must be swift as a coursing riverCopy !req
493. - Be a man
- With all the force of a great typhoonCopy !req
494. - Be a man
- With all the strength of a raging fireCopy !req
495. Mysterious as the dark sideCopy !req
496. Of the moonCopy !req
497. What do you see?Copy !req
498. Black pine, from the high mountains.Copy !req
499. White horse hair. Imperial stallions.Copy !req
500. Sulphur, from cannons.Copy !req
501. This doll came from a village
in the Tung Shao Pass,Copy !req
502. where the Imperial Army
is waiting for us.Copy !req
503. We can avoid them easily.Copy !req
504. No.Copy !req
505. The quickest way
to the Emperor is through that pass.Copy !req
506. And besides,
the little girl will be missing her doll.Copy !req
507. We should return it to her.Copy !req
508. No, this is not a good idea.
What if somebody sees you?Copy !req
509. Just because I look like a man
doesn't mean I have to smell like one.Copy !req
510. So a couple of guys don't rinse out their
socks. Picky, picky, picky.Copy !req
511. Myself, I kind of like that
corn chip smell.Copy !req
512. Okay, all right. That's enough.Copy !req
513. Get out before you get
all pruny and stuff.Copy !req
514. Mushu, if you're so worried,
go stand watch.Copy !req
515. Yeah, yeah. "Stand watch, Mushu,Copy !req
516. "while I blow our secret
with my stupid girlie habits."Copy !req
517. Hygiene!Copy !req
518. Me first! Me first!Copy !req
519. We're doomed!Copy !req
520. There are a couple of things
I know they're bound to notice!Copy !req
521. Ping!Copy !req
522. Hi, guys. I didn't know you were here.Copy !req
523. I was just washing. So now I'm clean,
and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.Copy !req
524. Come back here.
I know we were jerks to you before,Copy !req
525. so let's start over.Copy !req
526. Hi. I'm Ling.Copy !req
527. - And I'm Chien-Po.
- Hello, Chien-Po.Copy !req
528. And I am Yao!Copy !req
529. King of the rock!Copy !req
530. And there's nothin'
you girls can do about it.Copy !req
531. Yeah? I think Ping and I can take you.Copy !req
532. I really don't wanna take him anywhere.Copy !req
533. Ping, we have to fight!Copy !req
534. No, we don't. We could just
close our eyes and swim around.Copy !req
535. Come on. Don't be such a...Copy !req
536. Ouch! Something bit me!Copy !req
537. What a nasty flavour.Copy !req
538. Snake!Copy !req
539. Oh, snake! Snake!Copy !req
540. Snake! Snake!Copy !req
541. Some king of the rock.Copy !req
542. Boy, that was close.Copy !req
543. No. That was vile.Copy !req
544. You owe me big.Copy !req
545. I never want to see a naked man again.Copy !req
546. Don't look at me.
I ain't bitin' no more butts.Copy !req
547. You think your troops
are ready to fight?Copy !req
548. They would not last
a minute against the Huns!Copy !req
549. - They completed their training.
- Those boysCopy !req
550. are no more fit to be soldiers
than you are to be Captain.Copy !req
551. Once the General reads my report,Copy !req
552. your troops will never see battle.Copy !req
553. No, you don't! I've worked too hard
to get Mulan into this war.Copy !req
554. This guy's messin' with my plan.Copy !req
555. We're not finished!Copy !req
556. Be careful, Captain.
The general may be your father,Copy !req
557. but I am the Emperor's counsel.Copy !req
558. And by the way,
I got that job on my own.Copy !req
559. You're dismissed.Copy !req
560. I'll hold him and you punch.Copy !req
561. Or not.Copy !req
562. For what it's worth,
I think you're a great captain.Copy !req
563. - I saw that.
- What?Copy !req
564. You like him, don't you?Copy !req
565. No!Copy !req
566. Yeah, all right. Yeah, sure.
Go to your tent!Copy !req
567. I think it's time we took this war
into our own hands.Copy !req
568. Let me see what you got.Copy !req
569. "From General Li. Dear son,
we're waiting for Huns at the pass.Copy !req
570. "It would mean a lot
if you'd come and back us up."Copy !req
571. That's great, except you forgot,
"And since we're out of potpourri,Copy !req
572. "perhaps you wouldn't mind
bringing up some."Copy !req
573. Hello! This is the army!Copy !req
574. Make it sound more urgent!
Know what I'm talkin' about?Copy !req
575. That's better. Much better. Let's go.Copy !req
576. Khanny, baby. We need a ride.Copy !req
577. Insubordinate ruffians!Copy !req
578. You men owe me a new pair of slippers!Copy !req
579. And I do not squeal like a girl.Copy !req
580. Urgent news from the General.Copy !req
581. What's the matter? You've never
seen a black and white before?Copy !req
582. Who are you?Copy !req
583. Excuse me?
I think the question is, who are you?Copy !req
584. We're in a war, man!
There's no time for stupid questions!Copy !req
585. I should have your hat for that.
Snatch it right off your head.Copy !req
586. But I'm feeling gracious today,
so carry on before I report you.Copy !req
587. Captain, urgent news from the General!
We're needed at the front.Copy !req
588. Pack your bags, Cri-Kee.
We're movin' out.Copy !req
589. For a long time
we've been marching off to battleCopy !req
590. In our thundering herd
we feel a lot like cattleCopy !req
591. Like a pounding beat
our aching feetCopy !req
592. Aren't easy to ignoreCopy !req
593. Think of insteadCopy !req
594. A girl worth fighting forCopy !req
595. That's what I said.Copy !req
596. A girl worth fighting forCopy !req
597. I want her paler than the moonCopy !req
598. With eyes that shine like starsCopy !req
599. My girl will marvel at my strengthCopy !req
600. Adore my battle scarsCopy !req
601. I couldn't care less what she'll wear
or what she looks likeCopy !req
602. It all depends on what she cooks likeCopy !req
603. Beef, pork, chickenCopy !req
604. Bet the local girls
thought you were quite the charmerCopy !req
605. And I'll bet the ladies
love a man in armourCopy !req
606. You can guess what
we have missed the mostCopy !req
607. Since we went off to warCopy !req
608. - What do we want?
- A girl worth fighting forCopy !req
609. My girl will think I have no faultsCopy !req
610. That I'm a major findCopy !req
611. How 'bout a girl who's got a brainCopy !req
612. Who always speaks her mind?Copy !req
613. My manly ways and turn of phraseCopy !req
614. Are sure to thrill herCopy !req
615. He thinks he's such a lady-killerCopy !req
616. I've a girl back home
who's unlike any otherCopy !req
617. Yeah, the only girl
who'd love him is his motherCopy !req
618. But when we come home in victoryCopy !req
619. They'll line up at the doorCopy !req
620. - What do we want?
- A girl worth fighting forCopy !req
621. - Wish that I had
- A girl worth fighting forCopy !req
622. A girl worth fighting...Copy !req
623. Search for survivors.Copy !req
624. I don't understand.
My father should've been here.Copy !req
625. Captain!Copy !req
626. The General.Copy !req
627. I'm sorry.Copy !req
628. The Huns are moving quickly.Copy !req
629. We'll make better time to the Imperial
City through the Tung Shao Pass.Copy !req
630. We're the only hope
for the Emperor now.Copy !req
631. Move out!Copy !req
632. What happened?Copy !req
633. You just gave away our position!
Now we're...Copy !req
634. Get out of range!Copy !req
635. Save the cannons!Copy !req
636. Come on! Empty it! Empty it!Copy !req
637. Sure. Save the horse.Copy !req
638. Fire!Copy !req
639. Fire!Copy !req
640. Hold the last cannon.Copy !req
641. Prepare to fight.
If we die, we die with honour.Copy !req
642. Yao, aim the cannon at Shan-Yu.Copy !req
643. Ping! Come back!Copy !req
644. Ping!Copy !req
645. Stop!Copy !req
646. All right. You might want
to light that right about now.Copy !req
647. Quickly. Quickly!Copy !req
648. Come on! We gotta help!Copy !req
649. You missed! How could you miss?Copy !req
650. It was three feet in front of you!Copy !req
651. Mulan!Copy !req
652. Mulan!Copy !req
653. Mulan?Copy !req
654. No.Copy !req
655. Mulan!Copy !req
656. Man, you are one lucky bug.Copy !req
657. Shang!Copy !req
658. - Do you see them?
- Yes.Copy !req
659. Perfect. Now we'll pull them to safety.Copy !req
660. Mulan! I found the lucky cricket!Copy !req
661. We need help.Copy !req
662. Nice. Very nice. You can sit by me.Copy !req
663. We're gonna die!Copy !req
664. We're gonna die!
We are definitely gonna die.Copy !req
665. No way we survive this.
Death is coming!Copy !req
666. I let them slip through my fingers.Copy !req
667. Pull!Copy !req
668. I knew we could do it. You the man!Copy !req
669. Sort of.Copy !req
670. Step back, guys. Give him some air.Copy !req
671. Ping?Copy !req
672. You are the craziest man I've ever met.Copy !req
673. And for that, I owe you my life.Copy !req
674. From now on, you have my trust.Copy !req
675. Let's hear it for Ping!
The bravest of us all!Copy !req
676. You're king of the mountain!Copy !req
677. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
678. Ping! What's wrong?Copy !req
679. He's wounded! Get help!Copy !req
680. Ping, hold on.Copy !req
681. Hold on.Copy !req
682. I can explain.Copy !req
683. So it's true!Copy !req
684. Shang!Copy !req
685. I knew there was
something wrong with you.Copy !req
686. A woman!Copy !req
687. Treacherous snake!Copy !req
688. My name is Mulan.Copy !req
689. I did it to save my father.Copy !req
690. - High treason!
- I didn't mean for it to go this far.Copy !req
691. Ultimate dishonour!Copy !req
692. It was the only way. Please believe me.Copy !req
693. Captain?Copy !req
694. Restrain him!Copy !req
695. - No!
- You know the law.Copy !req
696. A life for a life.Copy !req
697. My debt is repaid.Copy !req
698. - Move out!
- But you can't just...Copy !req
699. I said, "Move out."Copy !req
700. I was this close.Copy !req
701. This close to impressin' the ancestors,Copy !req
702. gettin' the top shelf, an entourage.Copy !req
703. Man. All my fine work.Copy !req
704. Hi.Copy !req
705. I should never have left home.Copy !req
706. Come on.
You went to save your father's life.Copy !req
707. Who knew you'd end up shamin' him
and disgracing your ancestorsCopy !req
708. and losin' all your friends?Copy !req
709. You know, you just gotta...
You gotta learn to let these things go.Copy !req
710. Maybe I didn't go for my father.Copy !req
711. Maybe what I really wanted was
to prove I could do things right,Copy !req
712. so when I looked in the mirror,Copy !req
713. I'd see someone worthwhile.Copy !req
714. But I was wrong.Copy !req
715. I see nothing.Copy !req
716. Now, that's just 'cause
this needs a little spit, that's all.Copy !req
717. Let me shine this up for ya.Copy !req
718. I can see you.
Look at you. You look so pretty.Copy !req
719. The truth is, we're both frauds.Copy !req
720. Your ancestors never sent me.
They don't even like me.Copy !req
721. I mean, you risked your life
to help people you love.Copy !req
722. I risked your life to help myself.Copy !req
723. At least you had good intentions.Copy !req
724. What? What do you mean,
"You're not lucky"?Copy !req
725. You lied to me?Copy !req
726. And what are you, a sheep?Copy !req
727. I'll have to face my father
sooner or later.Copy !req
728. Let's go home.Copy !req
729. Yeah. This ain't gonna be pretty.Copy !req
730. But don't you worry, okay?
Things will work out.Copy !req
731. We started this thing together,
and that's how we'll finish it.Copy !req
732. I promise.Copy !req
733. Home is that way.Copy !req
734. - I have to do something.
- Did you see those Huns?Copy !req
735. They popped out of the snow...
Like daisies!Copy !req
736. Are we in this together or not?Copy !req
737. Let's go kick some Hunny buns!Copy !req
738. Yee-haw!Copy !req
739. Make way for the heroes of China.Copy !req
740. - Shang!
- Mulan?Copy !req
741. The Huns are alive! They're in the city!Copy !req
742. You don't belong here, Mulan.
Go home.Copy !req
743. Shang, I saw them in the mountains.
You have to believe me.Copy !req
744. Why should I?Copy !req
745. Why else would I come back?Copy !req
746. You said you'd trust Ping.
Why is Mulan any different?Copy !req
747. Keep your eyes open.
I know they're here.Copy !req
748. Now, where are you going?Copy !req
749. To find someone who will believe me.Copy !req
750. My children, heaven smiles downCopy !req
751. upon the Middle Kingdom.Copy !req
752. China will sleep safely tonight.Copy !req
753. Thanks to our brave warriors.Copy !req
754. Sir, the Emperor's in danger.Copy !req
755. But the Huns are here.Copy !req
756. Please, you have to help.Copy !req
757. - No one will listen.
- I'm sorry. Did you say something?Copy !req
758. - Mushu.
- You're a girl again, remember?Copy !req
759. Your Majesty, I present to you
the sword of Shan-Yu.Copy !req
760. I know what this means
to you, Captain Li.Copy !req
761. Your father would have been
very proud.Copy !req
762. - No!
- Come on!Copy !req
763. They'll never reach the Emperor in time.Copy !req
764. Guys!Copy !req
765. I've got an idea.Copy !req
766. Be a manCopy !req
767. - We must be swift as a coursing river
- Be a manCopy !req
768. - With all the force of a great typhoon
- Be a manCopy !req
769. With all the strength of a raging fireCopy !req
770. Mysterious as the dark side
of the moonCopy !req
771. Guard the door.Copy !req
772. Your walls and armies have fallen,
and now it's your turn.Copy !req
773. Bow to me.Copy !req
774. Okay. Any questions?Copy !req
775. Does this dress make me look fat?Copy !req
776. Who's there?Copy !req
777. - Concubines.
- Ugly concubines.Copy !req
778. He's so cute!Copy !req
779. Now, that's what I call
Mongolian barbecue.Copy !req
780. Shang, go!Copy !req
781. I tire of your arrogance, old man.
Bow to me!Copy !req
782. No matter how the wind howls,
the mountain cannot bow to it.Copy !req
783. Then you will kneel in pieces!Copy !req
784. Chien-Po, get the Emperor!Copy !req
785. Sorry, Your Majesty.Copy !req
786. No!Copy !req
787. Come on!Copy !req
788. No.Copy !req
789. You!Copy !req
790. - You took away my victory!
- No!Copy !req
791. I did.Copy !req
792. The soldier from the mountains.Copy !req
793. So what's the plan?Copy !req
794. You don't have a plan?Copy !req
795. I'm making this up as I go.Copy !req
796. - Mushu!
- Way ahead of you, sister.Copy !req
797. Come on, Cri-Kee.Copy !req
798. - Citizens, I need firepower.
- Who are you?Copy !req
799. Your worst nightmare.Copy !req
800. - On the roof!
- Look!Copy !req
801. It looks like you're out of ideas.Copy !req
802. Not quite.Copy !req
803. Ready, Mushu?Copy !req
804. I am ready, baby! Light me.Copy !req
805. Get off the roof, get off the roof,
get off the roof.Copy !req
806. You are a lucky bug.Copy !req
807. That was a deliberate attempt
on my life!Copy !req
808. Where is she? Now she's done it.Copy !req
809. What a mess! Stand aside!Copy !req
810. That creature's not worth protecting.Copy !req
811. - She's a hero.
- She's a woman.Copy !req
812. - She'll never be worth anything.
- Listen, you pompous...Copy !req
813. That is enough.Copy !req
814. Your Majesty, I can explain.Copy !req
815. I've heard a great deal
about you, Fa Mulan.Copy !req
816. You stole your father's armour,
ran away from home,Copy !req
817. impersonated a soldier,Copy !req
818. deceived your commanding officer,Copy !req
819. dishonoured the Chinese army,
destroyed my palaceCopy !req
820. andCopy !req
821. you have saved us all.Copy !req
822. My little baby is all grown up
and savin' China.Copy !req
823. You have a tissue?Copy !req
824. Chi Fu?Copy !req
825. Your Excellency?Copy !req
826. See to it that this woman is made
a member of my council.Copy !req
827. Member? What?Copy !req
828. But... There are no
council positions open,Copy !req
829. Your Majesty.Copy !req
830. Very well. You can have his job.Copy !req
831. What? I...Copy !req
832. With all due respect, Your Excellency,Copy !req
833. I think I've been away
from home long enough.Copy !req
834. Then take this,Copy !req
835. so your family will know
what you have done for me.Copy !req
836. And this,Copy !req
837. so the world will know
what you have done for China.Copy !req
838. Is she allowed to do that?Copy !req
839. You...Copy !req
840. You fight good.Copy !req
841. Thank you.Copy !req
842. Khan, let's go home.Copy !req
843. The flower that blooms in adversityCopy !req
844. is the most rare and beautiful of all.Copy !req
845. Sir?Copy !req
846. You don't meet a girl like that
every dynasty.Copy !req
847. Mulan!Copy !req
848. Father, I brought you
the sword of Shan-Yu.Copy !req
849. And the crest of the Emperor.Copy !req
850. They're gifts to honour the Fa family.Copy !req
851. The greatest gift and honour
is having you for a daughter.Copy !req
852. I've missed you so.Copy !req
853. I've missed you too, Baba.Copy !req
854. Great.Copy !req
855. She brings home a sword.Copy !req
856. If you ask me,
she should've brought home a man.Copy !req
857. Excuse me. Does Fa Mulan live here?Copy !req
858. Thank you.Copy !req
859. Sign me up for the next war.Copy !req
860. Honourable Fa Zhou, I... Mulan!Copy !req
861. You forgot your helmet.Copy !req
862. Well, actually, it's your helmet, isn't it?Copy !req
863. - I mean...
- Would you like to stay for dinner?Copy !req
864. Would you like to stay forever?Copy !req
865. Dinner would be great.Copy !req
866. Come on. Who did a good job?Copy !req
867. Come on. Tell me. Who did a good job?Copy !req
868. All right! You can be a guardian again.Copy !req
869. Take it, Cri-Kee!Copy !req
870. You know, she gets it
from my side of the family.Copy !req
871. Call out for egg rolls!Copy !req
872. Guardians.Copy !req
873. Thanks, Mushu.Copy !req
874. Mushu!Copy !req