1. MR. VAMPIRECopy !req
2. Leonard Ho Koon-cheungCopy !req
3. Production Manager: Sammo HungCopy !req
4. Chen Chi-wai,
Barry Wong Ping-yiuCopy !req
5. Assistant Producer: Cheung Chi-HangCopy !req
6. Assistant Production Manager:
Chan Pei-wahCopy !req
7. Ricky Lau Koon-wai.Copy !req
8. Calling all ghosts and vampires!
Dinner time!Copy !req
9. You're the guests, you first.Copy !req
10. Rest in peace.Copy !req
11. Keep the light bright
or they walk at night.Copy !req
12. That was close! I wouldn't
know what to do if you escaped.Copy !req
13. Here's one for you.Copy !req
14. And for you.Copy !req
15. And you.Copy !req
16. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
17. Eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one.Copy !req
18. They're all here.Copy !req
19. Game over.
Take it easy, it's only me!Copy !req
20. - You bastard!
- You were really scared.Copy !req
21. You can come out now, it's only me!Copy !req
22. Master, help!Copy !req
23. Master, help!Copy !req
24. - What's going on?
- Master, inside!Copy !req
25. Master, it's me!Copy !req
26. You knocked him out cold.
Completely lifeless.Copy !req
27. That's all right. I've got this one.Copy !req
28. Allow me.Copy !req
29. - You can't take any chances.
- His teeth!Copy !req
30. Look at the state of my vampires.
What will I do now?Copy !req
31. Give me a hand!Copy !req
32. You idiots! I don't mind a bit of
fun, but leave my men alone.Copy !req
33. - It wasn't me.
- That's enough! I'm leaving.Copy !req
34. - Must you go so soon?
- Well, I must...Copy !req
35. Anyway, see you later.Copy !req
36. The sky is blueCopy !req
37. The night is darkCopy !req
38. The road home is longCopy !req
39. So step out of the mortuaryCopy !req
40. Let's go!Copy !req
41. Why are you still here? Your aunt
will be looking for you. Go home!Copy !req
42. Come on, let me give you a hand.Copy !req
43. - Morning!
- Morning, Uncle Kau!Copy !req
44. - You look smart today. What's up?
- Master's taking me out for tea.Copy !req
45. You'd better move it then!Copy !req
46. Master, do I have to come
and meet Mr Yam with you?Copy !req
47. What's the matter?
You haven't offended him, have you?Copy !req
48. No, it's not him, it's just that I've
never been to a Western tea before.Copy !req
49. I'm afraid I might do something
to embarrass you.Copy !req
50. How thoughtful of you.Copy !req
51. You don't want to embarrass me?
You don't have to come, then.Copy !req
52. I've never been to a Western tea
either. I might do something wrong.Copy !req
53. I should bring Man Choi, so I can
get him to do everything first.Copy !req
54. - Man Choi.
- I'm coming!Copy !req
55. Master, did you call me?Copy !req
56. Since you've behaved yourself today,
I will take you after all.Copy !req
57. - Great!
- Let's go.Copy !req
58. - Do you have a reservation, sir?
- A what?Copy !req
59. - We're joining Mr Yam for tea.
- Mr Yam? In that case, follow me.Copy !req
60. This way.Copy !req
61. - Uncle Kau.
- Mr Yam. Please sit down.Copy !req
62. - This is Mr Yam.
- Mr Yam.Copy !req
63. Take a seat.Copy !req
64. I hear your daughter's back
from the city. Where is she?Copy !req
65. She's been really busy with her
beauty classes since she came back.Copy !req
66. She'll need them, if she looks
anything like her father!Copy !req
67. Here she is now.Copy !req
68. - Dad.
- This is Uncle Kau.Copy !req
69. - Uncle Kau.
- Sit down, please.Copy !req
70. She's all grown-up now.Copy !req
71. Yes, isn't she just!Copy !req
72. What would you like to drink?Copy !req
73. - Coffee for me.
- OK.Copy !req
74. Coffee?Copy !req
75. - Can I have a coffee?
- Me, too.Copy !req
76. Master, what are you having?Copy !req
77. - Coffee for me, too.
- OK.Copy !req
78. Master, I don't want coffee,
can change my order?Copy !req
79. No, you're having coffee.Copy !req
80. So Uncle Kau, have you chosen a date
for my father's exhumation yet?Copy !req
81. Well, I think you should reconsider
digging up his body.Copy !req
82. I've considered the matter
very carefully.Copy !req
83. But my fortune-teller said a reburial
would bring me lots of good luck.Copy !req
84. - You can't trust fortune-tellers.
- And we can trust you?Copy !req
85. She's got a point.Copy !req
86. Don't interrupt us, kid.Copy !req
87. Well, if you insist,
we'll do it in three days.Copy !req
88. - What should we bring?
- Money, of course.Copy !req
89. How much do you want exactly?Copy !req
90. It doesn't matter, name your price.Copy !req
91. Mr Yam, Mr Wong has arrived.Copy !req
92. I'm going to say hello to a friend.
Help yourselves.Copy !req
93. Bring the custard tarts.Copy !req
94. Master, which one
should I drink first?Copy !req
95. I can't help you.Copy !req
96. Sorry about that, Uncle Kau.Copy !req
97. Drink your coffee
while it's still hot.Copy !req
98. Please, go ahead.Copy !req
99. Please!Copy !req
100. Uncle Kau, you take it black, then?Copy !req
101. Yes, I like black coffee.Copy !req
102. - Dad, would you like some milk?
- OK.Copy !req
103. Dad, I need to buy some make-up.Copy !req
104. All right, I'll meet you later.Copy !req
105. Dig in.Copy !req
106. - I'll help myself.
- Watch your manners.Copy !req
107. Mr Yam, how many sugars
would you like?Copy !req
108. - I'm fine.
- You take it without sugar, then?Copy !req
109. I need some sugar.Copy !req
110. Master, it's too sweet.Copy !req
111. Just eat it.Copy !req
112. I'm going to pick up some groceries.Copy !req
113. A young lady from across the way
is coming in for some make-up.Copy !req
114. Don't be disrespectful
just because she's a hooker.Copy !req
115. Of course not, Auntie. Go on now.
Don't worry, I know what to do.Copy !req
116. Where can I buy some make-up?Copy !req
117. She's so pretty,
you'd never know she was a hooker.Copy !req
118. What a pity!Copy !req
119. Help yourself, miss.Copy !req
120. - My aunt said you were coming.
- Who is your aunt?Copy !req
121. The lady you just spoke to.Copy !req
122. I was just asking her where I could
buy make-up. I don't know her.Copy !req
123. She must be lying.Copy !req
124. Never mind. Why don't you try this?Copy !req
125. - Well. When did you learn to ah...
- Learn to what?Copy !req
126. You know what I mean.Copy !req
127. My mum taught me when I was twelve.Copy !req
128. What? Your mother taught you?Copy !req
129. Yes, but she died soon after.
So then I went to the city to study.Copy !req
130. Isn't this color beautiful?Copy !req
131. - How old are you?
- I'm eighteen.Copy !req
132. She's been doing it for six years.Copy !req
133. - Have you ever thought of giving up?
- No.Copy !req
134. I'll still be doing this
when I'm eighty.Copy !req
135. - Is someone forcing you to do it?
- No one's forcing me, I love it!Copy !req
136. Every woman loves it.Copy !req
137. - Have you ever thought of retiring?
- No.Copy !req
138. I want to teach all the girls here
what I learnt in the city.Copy !req
139. I'm sure they'll like it.Copy !req
140. No they won't,
you're leading them astray.Copy !req
141. You're so conservative!Copy !req
142. It's not about being conservative,
it's about morality.Copy !req
143. I don't want your dirty money.Copy !req
144. Go back to Yee Hung Garden
where you belong.Copy !req
145. What's going on here?Copy !req
146. Here you are!Copy !req
147. What's the matter?Copy !req
148. - Have you been to Yee Hung Garden?
- No!Copy !req
149. So how do you know her?Copy !req
150. She's the daughter of Mr Yam,
the millionaire.Copy !req
151. What is Yee Hung Garden?Copy !req
152. - A teahouse.
- A whorehouse.Copy !req
153. What?Copy !req
154. - A brothel.
- A restaurant.Copy !req
155. What did you say?Copy !req
156. It's a brothel.Copy !req
157. You think I'm a...Copy !req
158. Miss...Copy !req
159. I was really surprised.Copy !req
160. Dad! I'm going home now.Copy !req
161. Ting.Copy !req
162. - Mr Yam.
- Ting, Ting.Copy !req
163. What is going on?Copy !req
164. Idiot!Copy !req
165. Pray with all sincerity.Copy !req
166. Uncle Kau.Copy !req
167. My fortune-teller said this was
a very rare piece of land.Copy !req
168. - And a good grave.
- I agree.Copy !req
169. For optimum feng shui, the
dragonfly-style grave must be used.Copy !req
170. Of the 3.4 yards length,
only 4 feet can be used.Copy !req
171. And of the 1.3 yards width,
only 3 feet can be used.Copy !req
172. It's a tricky one.Copy !req
173. - He's buried vertically.
- Well done.Copy !req
174. Vertically?Copy !req
175. Master, what do you mean vertically?
Is it a kind of foreign burial?Copy !req
176. Shut up!Copy !req
177. Uncle Kau, is the ceremony over?Copy !req
178. - Can we start digging now?
- Yes.Copy !req
179. Let's get going.Copy !req
180. Master, what do you mean by vertical?Copy !req
181. It means he is buried standing up.Copy !req
182. - Am I right?
- Absolutely!Copy !req
183. My good fortune depends
on the arrangement of my dad's grave.Copy !req
184. How's your business?Copy !req
185. Our family business
has been getting worse and worse.Copy !req
186. I can't figure out why.Copy !req
187. Was your father on good terms
with the fortune-teller?Copy !req
188. Pardon?Copy !req
189. Did your father and he
have a falling out?Copy !req
190. This land used to belong
to the fortune-teller,Copy !req
191. but my father bought it
for a lot of money.Copy !req
192. Are you sure he didn't use more
persuasive means?Copy !req
193. He was forced then.Copy !req
194. Otherwise he wouldn't have
told you to do this.Copy !req
195. The fortune-teller deliberately
gave you the wrong instructions.Copy !req
196. - What do you mean?
- There shouldn't be concrete here.Copy !req
197. All this dragonfly stuff,
he mixed it all up.Copy !req
198. It doesn't work like this.Copy !req
199. But it's not that bad.
At least he suggested a reburial.Copy !req
200. He's only ruined half your life,
your descendants will be fine.Copy !req
201. The coffin's in sight!Copy !req
202. Pull out the nails.Copy !req
203. We're going to open the coffin.Copy !req
204. All those aged 36, 22, 35 and 48,Copy !req
205. and those with the star sign
Capricorn, turn around.Copy !req
206. Are you ready? Open the coffin.Copy !req
207. - Dad.
- Grand dad.Copy !req
208. I'm very sorry to have disturbed you.Copy !req
209. Uncle Kau,
can we still use this grave?Copy !req
210. No, we can't. It has been ruined.
It's not a dragonfly grave any more.Copy !req
211. It's useless now.Copy !req
212. Now what?Copy !req
213. I suggest a cremation right here.Copy !req
214. What? My father was afraid of fire.
I couldn't do that to him.Copy !req
215. But there might be problems.Copy !req
216. You can do whatever you like
apart from cremation.Copy !req
217. There must be another way.Copy !req
218. OK, we'll take him to our mortuary
for now.Copy !req
219. I'll find him a plot tomorrow
so he can rest in peace.Copy !req
220. Put the lid back on and let's go.Copy !req
221. Mr Yam, you can go now.Copy !req
222. You two stay and put some burning
incense sticks on the graves.Copy !req
223. I want incense burning
on every grave.Copy !req
224. Such a young girl. What a waste!Copy !req
225. It's not a waste.Copy !req
226. Thank you!Copy !req
227. This incense looks weird.Copy !req
228. Come on. Let's go tell Master.Copy !req
229. There must be something wrong.
This incense won't burn properly.Copy !req
230. It's a bad omen.Copy !req
231. Misfortune lies ahead. Someone
in the family is going to die.Copy !req
232. - In Mr Yam's family?
- Yes, who else?Copy !req
233. It's none of our business. Forget it.Copy !req
234. It could be Mr Yam's daughter.Copy !req
235. It could be anyone. Who cares?Copy !req
236. His daughter!Copy !req
237. It's none of our business, remember?Copy !req
238. Forget that!
If I save her, she might marry me.Copy !req
239. - This should be a fair competition.
- Fine.Copy !req
240. - Master, please help them.
- Come on, Master.Copy !req
241. I will help them,
that's why I brought the coffin back.Copy !req
242. What's wrong with it?Copy !req
243. The coffin's fine,
it's the corpse I'm worried about.Copy !req
244. There was something funny about it.Copy !req
245. Yeah, it's still in perfect condition
after twenty years.Copy !req
246. He's decomposing!Copy !req
247. Put on the cover, quick!Copy !req
248. - Paper, brush, ink, knife and sword.
- What?Copy !req
249. Bring me some paper, a brush,
some ink, a knife and a sword!Copy !req
250. Master, that's my pet chicken.Copy !req
251. That's fine, fine...Copy !req
252. Hold this and stop your nonsense.Copy !req
253. - What's that?
- It's an ink pot.Copy !req
254. - Master, what's the ink for?
- Paint some lines on the coffin.Copy !req
255. I want lines
the whole length of the coffin.Copy !req
256. There are good men and bad men.
There are corpses and vampires.Copy !req
257. And then there are men and women.Copy !req
258. Don't interrupt when I'm talking.Copy !req
259. That corpse
is turning into a vampire.Copy !req
260. How can a corpse turn into a vampire?Copy !req
261. - How can a dead man turn bad?
- Because he gives up easily.Copy !req
262. A corpse becomes a vampire
for a breath of fresh air.Copy !req
263. Really? Why do they need air?Copy !req
264. If a man is harbouring resentment
or hatred before his death,Copy !req
265. air will become trapped
in his throat.Copy !req
266. He hadn't breathed his last.Copy !req
267. A man mustn't give up.Copy !req
268. And he must have breathed his last,
or he'll become a vampire.Copy !req
269. Can't you be quiet for one minute?Copy !req
270. See me when you're finished.
I want it done properly.Copy !req
271. - OK, done.
- Make sure we haven't missed any.Copy !req
272. - Look.
- Where?Copy !req
273. Here.Copy !req
274. Idiot!Copy !req
275. - Here.
- Come back here.Copy !req
276. Stop, stop.Copy !req
277. Master.Copy !req
278. You liar!Copy !req
279. Here, hold this!Copy !req
280. Why did you run off and leave me?Copy !req
281. It was all your fault,
you shouldn't have made fun of me.Copy !req
282. But it's very late to go home now.
What if you run into a ghost?Copy !req
283. Well, I'd rather run into them
than go back and see Master.Copy !req
284. Her eyesCopy !req
285. Shine like starsCopy !req
286. A frightful sightCopy !req
287. Her eyesCopy !req
288. Shine like starsCopy !req
289. A more frightful sightCopy !req
290. Eerie winds blow through the moonlit alleyCopy !req
291. It's a lady ghost seeking her loverCopy !req
292. Who would want a ghostly brideCopy !req
293. To worship the moon with her?Copy !req
294. Her eyesCopy !req
295. Shine like starsCopy !req
296. A frightful sightCopy !req
297. Her eyesCopy !req
298. Shine like starsCopy !req
299. A more frightful sightCopy !req
300. Even the moon refuses to watchCopy !req
301. What a heavy sleeper - just perfect
for a mortician's assistant!Copy !req
302. - Drink up.
- Anything new down at the station?Copy !req
303. Not much. My men can take care of it.Copy !req
304. Ting has become a lady now.Copy !req
305. Yes, she's all grown-up.Copy !req
306. - She'll be getting married soon.
- Yes, I know.Copy !req
307. I would like to...Copy !req
308. have more tea? Here you are.Copy !req
309. Sir, Uncle Kau's here.Copy !req
310. Mr Yam.Copy !req
311. - How are the reburial plans?
- I'm taking care of it.Copy !req
312. - Let's talk in my study.
- OK.Copy !req
313. You two behave yourselves.Copy !req
314. - Uncle, I want to...
- I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
315. Miss Yam, I'm sorry
about the misunderstanding.Copy !req
316. Hold it!Copy !req
317. What do you two think you're doing?
Watch your hands!Copy !req
318. You're trying to
make a pass at my cousin.Copy !req
319. Are you OK, Ting?Copy !req
320. Wai.Copy !req
321. My cousin's furious!
She's just too nice to say so.Copy !req
322. Right?Copy !req
323. You're right, it's all our fault.
We shouldn't have come.Copy !req
324. We'll go out to the garden.Copy !req
325. Grey hair, a sign of senility.Copy !req
326. - Is it yours?
- No! It can't be!Copy !req
327. I've never had grey hairs.Copy !req
328. What I was just talking
to Uncle about concerns you.Copy !req
329. Remember when we used to
play together?Copy !req
330. Even though we lived in separate
houses we grew up together.Copy !req
331. We've known each other for ages,
but we've never even held hands.Copy !req
332. I'm not like those rude guys.Copy !req
333. - You've got to swallow this.
- Why me?Copy !req
334. It has to be you.
You pulled the hair out.Copy !req
335. Swallow it and you will be
the same person as him.Copy !req
336. You can do whatever you like to him.Copy !req
337. Ready? Come on.Copy !req
338. Slap yourself.Copy !req
339. What if he hits himself?Copy !req
340. No one would be that stupid.
Come on, harder!Copy !req
341. Don't stop.Copy !req
342. What are you doing?Copy !req
343. - Why did you stop?
- It hurts.Copy !req
344. Let me help you.Copy !req
345. Keep your hands off me.Copy !req
346. Wai!Copy !req
347. I'm so rude! Hand, please slap me.Copy !req
348. Some people do hit themselves
on purpose.Copy !req
349. I don't want to play any more.Copy !req
350. Why not? We're making him look like
a fool, not the other way round.Copy !req
351. Let's try something else.Copy !req
352. - Take off your clothes.
- I can't.Copy !req
353. Relax, you may be stripping out here,
but he'll be stripping in there.Copy !req
354. Wai.Copy !req
355. Dad!Copy !req
356. You idiot! Stop fooling around.Copy !req
357. Go home!Copy !req
358. Uncle!Copy !req
359. I'll have some more tea.Copy !req
360. There's been a murder
at Yam's place!Copy !req
361. Keep back! Everybody back!Copy !req
362. Mr Yam has been brutally murdered.Copy !req
363. Ting, Uncle may be dead,
but I'm still here.Copy !req
364. Stop messing around here.Copy !req
365. Yes, sir.Copy !req
366. Go and see if that corpse
is still at our place.Copy !req
367. OK.Copy !req
368. Wai, how did Mr Yam die?Copy !req
369. He was shot dead.Copy !req
370. Why are there
so many wounds around his neck?Copy !req
371. The murderer's a trained killer
who is very good at throwing darts.Copy !req
372. His used his special darts
to kill Mr Yam.Copy !req
373. Where are the darts, then?Copy !req
374. Don't interrupt my investigation. If
you know so much, you tell us then.Copy !req
375. He was stabbed by long fingernails.Copy !req
376. Really? So the murderer
must have very long fingernails.Copy !req
377. Listen up. Does anyone have
fingernails longer than this?Copy !req
378. - You can't do this.
- I never make false accusations.Copy !req
379. You've got the longest fingernails,
so you're the prime suspect.Copy !req
380. - Men! Take him away!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
381. Ting, we've arrested a suspect.
I'll avenge Uncle's death for you.Copy !req
382. Wai, you must be sure.
You shouldn't accuse innocent people.Copy !req
383. I know, I know.Copy !req
384. Come on, carry Mr Yam's body
back to the station.Copy !req
385. I'll make you confess your crime.
Take him away.Copy !req
386. Master, the coffin's...
smashed.Copy !req
387. The corpse is...
.“gone.Copy !req
388. - Master?
- He's been arrested.Copy !req
389. Behave.Copy !req
390. Captain, can I have a word with them?Copy !req
391. All right, but be quick,
I'm doing you a favour.Copy !req
392. - Have you searched everywhere?
- Yes, even in the other coffins.Copy !req
393. - This is going to be a bad night.
- Yes, Master, you're going to jail.Copy !req
394. No. I mean there'll be two vampires
around tonight.Copy !req
395. Two of them?Copy !req
396. Mr Yam was killed by a vampire,
so now he'll turn into a vampire.Copy !req
397. A father and son partnership.Copy !req
398. - Have you finished?
- Just a minute.Copy !req
399. Sheng, bring my tools
to the station tonight.Copy !req
400. Man Choi, you protect Ting.Copy !req
401. What can I do?Copy !req
402. Hold your breath
and they won't find you.Copy !req
403. Hold my breath.Copy !req
404. Master, what do you want me to bring?Copy !req
405. Chicken blood, some ink
and sacred paper.Copy !req
406. Time's up. Save your words
for his funeral. Go on!Copy !req
407. Sticky rice.
Remember to bring sticky rice, too.Copy !req
408. Move, come on.Copy !req
409. I'll avenge my uncle's death.Copy !req
410. - Why did you kill my uncle?
- Why would I kill him?Copy !req
411. You're a tough one.
Do you know what this is?Copy !req
412. - Don't do it.
- Why not?Copy !req
413. I've branded bad guys like you
with this before.Copy !req
414. It makes the skin shrivel up.Copy !req
415. I'm going to test it out on you now.Copy !req
416. - You'll soon be screaming. Men!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
417. "Villan"Copy !req
418. Hold this.Copy !req
419. See what happened.Copy !req
420. If you don't want your skin
to be branded with the word villan,Copy !req
421. confess your crime before dawn.
Understand?Copy !req
422. If you don't let me go, you're
responsible for the consequences.Copy !req
423. Still so stubborn?
Take him to his cell!Copy !req
424. Uncle, I'll avenge your death
so you can rest in peace.Copy !req
425. I want your confession before dawn.Copy !req
426. - What are you standing there for?
- No reason.Copy !req
427. I'm waiting for you
to pull your head back.Copy !req
428. - Why?
- I don't want you to lose face.Copy !req
429. Nonsense. Help me with this.Copy !req
430. Stop, stop.Copy !req
431. - Do you have any better ideas?
- Yes.Copy !req
432. But you must promise
not to yell at me, Master.Copy !req
433. I won't. Quick!Copy !req
434. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
435. You're not stuck now, are you?Copy !req
436. You stupid, little...Copy !req
437. Master, remember what you said.
You promised not to yell at me.Copy !req
438. - Did you bring my stuff?
- Yes.Copy !req
439. Chicken blood, ink pot,
and sacred paper.Copy !req
440. - Where's the sticky rice?
- It's here.Copy !req
441. - It's still warm, eat it now.
- You cooked it? I need it uncooked.Copy !req
442. I was going to use it
to weaken his strength.Copy !req
443. Now what? I can feed him.Copy !req
444. Master, he's moving.Copy !req
445. Stick this sacred paper
to his forehead.Copy !req
446. Master, he's gone.Copy !req
447. Go after him.Copy !req
448. Go on!Copy !req
449. Hurry UP!Copy !req
450. What's happening?
Go and check it out!Copy !req
451. What are you staring at?
It's only my uncle.Copy !req
452. - Come on, fix that bed.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
453. Uncle, it's just as well I came in
or they'd be torturing you by now.Copy !req
454. - The bed's OK now.
- Carry him to the bed.Copy !req
455. You can go now and lock the door.Copy !req
456. - Don't open it no matter what.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
457. - This is my moment of glory.
- Don't remove the sacred paper!Copy !req
458. You can't hide from me. Come on out.Copy !req
459. - Look out behind you!
- Behind me is my uncle.Copy !req
460. - My uncle.
- He's a vampire now.Copy !req
461. Come on.Copy !req
462. Duck!Copy !req
463. - Open the door!
- We won't open it for anything!Copy !req
464. I'm your captain, open the door.Copy !req
465. Quickly, quickly. Hurry up.Copy !req
466. Help!Copy !req
467. Uncle Kau, help me!Copy !req
468. - Throw me the keys.
- Right.Copy !req
469. Catch!Copy !req
470. Help me!Copy !req
471. Hold your breath.Copy !req
472. Don't follow me!Copy !req
473. Master, let me help you.Copy !req
474. - No way, not that again.
- I've got another idea.Copy !req
475. Uncle Kau, help!Copy !req
476. Well done, open the door.Copy !req
477. Help, Uncle Kau!Copy !req
478. Pull the line.Copy !req
479. It's almost dawn. He's not coming.Copy !req
480. Why don't you go and get some sleep?Copy !req
481. If I'm not here,
who will protect you?Copy !req
482. Why are you carrying
that ugly bamboo stick?Copy !req
483. Don't underestimate it.Copy !req
484. It's my greatest invention,
though it's not of much use now.Copy !req
485. What a beauty!Copy !req
486. Don't worry! I'll protect you.Copy !req
487. Hold your breath.Copy !req
488. I can't stand it any more.Copy !req
489. Go and find a rope to tie him up.Copy !req
490. Not only can I talk again,
I can sing.Copy !req
491. Three blind mice, three blind mice...Copy !req
492. Let's go.Copy !req
493. Master!Copy !req
494. Man Choi, give us a hand.Copy !req
495. Man Choi.Copy !req
496. Jump down.Copy !req
497. Charge! Charge! Charge!Copy !req
498. Why aren't you following me?Copy !req
499. Why are you so gutless?
Useless cowards!Copy !req
500. He left too quickly.
Otherwise I'd have shot him dead.Copy !req
501. - Are any of you injured?
- No.Copy !req
502. Master, Man Choi was bitten.
Will he turn into a vampire?Copy !req
503. It's possible.Copy !req
504. Step aside, let me shoot him now.Copy !req
505. I said maybe. I think I can save him.Copy !req
506. - How?
- What do we do?Copy !req
507. We need some sticky rice
to soak up the poison.Copy !req
508. - Sticky rice.
- Sticky rice.Copy !req
509. Ting, it's not safe here,
you'd better come and stay with us.Copy !req
510. Great!Copy !req
511. You smell so good.Copy !req
512. Don't worry, I'll be better soon.Copy !req
513. - I'm not worried.
- And what if I turn into a vampire?Copy !req
514. Now look who's worrying.Copy !req
515. - Do your wounds hurt?
- No.Copy !req
516. That's not good.
The muscle must be dead.Copy !req
517. - Master, you're trying to scare me.
- Why would I do that?Copy !req
518. Look, you've lost your feeling.Copy !req
519. How come?Copy !req
520. The poison is spreading
throughout your body.Copy !req
521. Even if I tore you to pieces
you wouldn't feel a thing.Copy !req
522. What should I do?Copy !req
523. - Move.
- Move what?Copy !req
524. - Move your body and don't stop.
- What if I stop?Copy !req
525. Your blood will block up
into little lumps.Copy !req
526. - And then what?
- It will stop flowing.Copy !req
527. And then what?Copy !req
528. - It will become solid as a rock.
- And then what?Copy !req
529. Then you'll be a vampire,
and there's nothing more I can do.Copy !req
530. - So what should I do, then?
- Get up and dance around. Hurry up!Copy !req
531. Get some sticky rice
and scatter it on his bed.Copy !req
532. Ting, would you cook
some sticky rice soup for Man Choi?Copy !req
533. Don't let any smoke
from the fire get into the rice.Copy !req
534. Master, this is all we've got left.Copy !req
535. We'll get some more rice
for the soup then.Copy !req
536. Take off your shoes
and jump on the bed.Copy !req
537. Jump on the bed? Why?Copy !req
538. To stop the poison
getting into your feet.Copy !req
539. - Master, what's the sticky rice for?
- Cleaning out the poison.Copy !req
540. - It hurts my feet.
- You can stop, if you like.Copy !req
541. I'll carry on.Copy !req
542. - Go and buy some sticky rice.
- Can't I buy ordinary rice?Copy !req
543. - Sure, if you want him to die.
- All right!Copy !req
544. You scumbag!Copy !req
545. Get down.Copy !req
546. Get down, come on.Copy !req
547. Dance!Copy !req
548. "Sticky Rice"Copy !req
549. You idiot!Copy !req
550. It's all over the floor,
you stupid boy.Copy !req
551. Pick it up!Copy !req
552. How is he supposed to pick it up?Copy !req
553. Sweep it up.
Get a broom and sweep it up.Copy !req
554. I'm a clever man, how come
I ended up with such a stupid son?Copy !req
555. - What? Are you blaming me?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
556. He's been working hard all day long.Copy !req
557. That's strange. Why are people from
the next village coming here to shop?Copy !req
558. They've got vampires,
and sticky rice can get rid of them.Copy !req
559. Sticky rice is for the stomach.
How can it stop vampires?Copy !req
560. Who cares?
As long as we sell the stuff.Copy !req
561. We're running out of stock.Copy !req
562. - Idiot, mix it with ordinary rice.
- Yes, no one will know.Copy !req
563. Here comes money.Copy !req
564. Hello.Copy !req
565. Hi, there. Want some rice?Copy !req
566. What else?
This is a rice shop, isn't it?Copy !req
567. There's so much more.Copy !req
568. We sell rice bags, rice jars, rice
pots, anything that holds rice.Copy !req
569. Then there's rice noodles,
rice cakes and rice pudding.Copy !req
570. Also rice bran, rice scraps,
rice to feed the pigs.Copy !req
571. Anything to do with rice.Copy !req
572. And I mean anything.Copy !req
573. - Even rice shit?
- Yes! Of course!Copy !req
574. Mine costs three cents a kilo,
my workers' is one cent a kilo.Copy !req
575. We each have different qualities
so the price is different.Copy !req
576. How much do you want?Copy !req
577. Cut the nonsense. This is serious.
I need fifty pounds of sticky rice.Copy !req
578. Sure! Get me a sack.Copy !req
579. Here, I'll do it.Copy !req
580. I want pure sticky rice,
don't mix it.Copy !req
581. I know, don't worry.Copy !req
582. Come here, I want fifty pounds
of pure sticky rice.Copy !req
583. Mix it with thirty pounds
of ordinary rice. Come on.Copy !req
584. - Excuse me.
- I'm coming. Come on.Copy !req
585. Anything to eat? I'm hungry.Copy !req
586. I see.Copy !req
587. What about a rice cake?
They're very good.Copy !req
588. It's good, isn't it?
Why don't you try our rice biscuits?Copy !req
589. Tasty?Copy !req
590. All right?Copy !req
591. - How much?
- Five dollars.Copy !req
592. Thank you!Copy !req
593. Dad, it's ready.Copy !req
594. - It's very heavy.
- We never cheat our customers.Copy !req
595. It's a very big sack.Copy !req
596. - Did you mix it with ordinary rice?
- Yes, thirty pounds.Copy !req
597. - How much sticky rice?
- You said fifty pounds.Copy !req
598. Eighty pounds in total?Copy !req
599. No. I only gave him
forty-five kilos of sticky rice.Copy !req
600. Look, forty-five plus thirty
is seventy-five, Dad, not eighty.Copy !req
601. Shut up!Copy !req
602. It's one o'clock and all is well!Copy !req
603. Excuse me.Copy !req
604. You scared me, young lady.
Are you all right?Copy !req
605. Can you do me a favour?Copy !req
606. What is it? I've got work to do.Copy !req
607. It won't take long.Copy !req
608. - Molest me.
- What? You want me to molest you?Copy !req
609. Yes. Come on, just do it.Copy !req
610. You horny bitch,
do you want to destroy me?Copy !req
611. No way!Copy !req
612. No!Copy !req
613. Help! Rape!Copy !req
614. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
615. Bastard!Copy !req
616. Miss!Copy !req
617. You were taking advantage of her.
How dare you treat a lady like that!Copy !req
618. - But she...
- Get the hell out of here!Copy !req
619. Miss, are you all right?Copy !req
620. I'm scared.Copy !req
621. Don't worry. Tell me where you live,
I'll take you home.Copy !req
622. I live right over there.Copy !req
623. Wait here, I'll pick up my stuff.Copy !req
624. Hello! Is anyone home?
Can someone help?Copy !req
625. My family is away in the big city.
There's only the two of us here.Copy !req
626. Only the two of us!Copy !req
627. - What did you say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
628. Be careful.Copy !req
629. Sit down.Copy !req
630. How can I ever thank you?Copy !req
631. I'm sure you'll think of something,
if you feel it's necessary.Copy !req
632. Do whatever comes naturally.Copy !req
633. What do you really want?Copy !req
634. OK, let's think about this.Copy !req
635. If I hadn't walked down that road,
I wouldn't have saved you.Copy !req
636. So fate played its part.Copy !req
637. If I wasn't brave, I wouldn't have
risked my life to rescue you.Copy !req
638. So courage had a hand in this.Copy !req
639. And if I wasn't a considerate guy,
I wouldn't have walked you home.Copy !req
640. So generosity played its part.Copy !req
641. So together that's generosity,
courage and fate -Copy !req
642. I think you know what to do.Copy !req
643. I think you want my body, right?Copy !req
644. - That would be great.
- Please wait here for me a moment.Copy !req
645. It can't be that easy.
There are only two possibilities -Copy !req
646. either I'm dreaming
or she's a ghost!Copy !req
647. Miss, I was only kidding. I'm not
trying to take advantage of you.Copy !req
648. I've got work to do tonight. I'll
come to see you some other night.Copy !req
649. Only a miracle
would keep me here tonight.Copy !req
650. It is a miracle! Why is it so cold?Copy !req
651. You'll catch a cold
in such a heavy downpour.Copy !req
652. Why don't you come inside
for a nightcap before you go?Copy !req
653. Why not? It'll warm me up.Copy !req
654. - Here you are.
- Thank you.Copy !req
655. The rain's stopped. I have to go now.Copy !req
656. Man Choi, wake up.Copy !req
657. If Uncle Kau sees you sleeping,
he'll beat you again.Copy !req
658. It can't be, can it?Copy !req
659. I'm doomed.
I'm turning into a vampire.Copy !req
660. I can't let him see these,
he'll kill me. I must cut them.Copy !req
661. Even if I am a vampire,
I want to live a few more days.Copy !req
662. I'm so pale.Copy !req
663. Wai, you're early.Copy !req
664. I've come to see if
Man Choi's turned into a vampire yet.Copy !req
665. Help yourself.Copy !req
666. - Man Choi.
- I'm coming.Copy !req
667. Check it out. You tell me
if I've turned into a vampire.Copy !req
668. Take this.Copy !req
669. I'm back.Copy !req
670. - Where did you go last night?
- Well, I went to the next village.Copy !req
671. - What did you do over there?
- Nothing.Copy !req
672. But there was this thunderstorm and I
didn't want the rice to get wet,Copy !req
673. so I took shelter in a house
until it passed over.Copy !req
674. I was out on patrol last night,
there was no rain.Copy !req
675. Yeah, there was no rain last night.
Why are you so late? I'm starving.Copy !req
676. You keep moving.Copy !req
677. Was anyone with you in that house?Copy !req
678. - Uncle Kau, can you still save Man?
- Yes. ls there anything else?Copy !req
679. I was hoping you'd help me
catch the vampire.Copy !req
680. He was badly injured last night.Copy !req
681. You'd better go now
if you want to catch him.Copy !req
682. - Where is he, then?
- Somewhere that's dark.Copy !req
683. - Let's go now.
- I can't. I have to watch Man Choi.Copy !req
684. So, it's just me?Copy !req
685. Yes, you have to go now.
He's much stronger at night.Copy !req
686. - Are you scared?
- I am not!Copy !req
687. - Let's go.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
688. Captain, the vampire
won't come out in this weather.Copy !req
689. Wrong, this is just
the kind of weather he likes.Copy !req
690. Spread out.Copy !req
691. - Captain, there's a cave over here.
- Really?Copy !req
692. - You go in and take a look.
- What if the vampire's down there?Copy !req
693. Don't worry, I'm right behind you.Copy !req
694. Uncle Kau,
what kind of ghost did he run into?Copy !req
695. - It was a female ghost.
- Will he be all right?Copy !req
696. He will. He's better off
than Man Choi anyway.Copy !req
697. So many kisses.
She must be one horny ghost.Copy !req
698. - It's dark. How long did I sleep?
- All day.Copy !req
699. What? What about the shop?
Auntie will be furious!Copy !req
700. Do you still remember your auntie?Copy !req
701. Master, do you need me
for anything else?Copy !req
702. Just don't give me any more trouble.Copy !req
703. Are you OK?Copy !req
704. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
705. Master, I'm leaving.Copy !req
706. OK, go straight home now.Copy !req
707. Ting, keep an eye on Man for me.
I'll be back very soon.Copy !req
708. - Shiu Yu!
- Don't come any closer.Copy !req
709. What have you got on your body?Copy !req
710. It's Master's writing -
to protect me from ghosts.Copy !req
711. I don't like it, rub it off.Copy !req
712. Don't do it. Damn!Copy !req
713. Shiu Yu!Copy !req
714. Let's see who you really are.Copy !req
715. Here, let me.Copy !req
716. Help me, Sheng.Copy !req
717. - How dare you attack her!
- Choi Sheng!Copy !req
718. - Don't worry, I'll untie you.
- Are you crazy? Don't!Copy !req
719. Are you trying to bribe me? No way!Copy !req
720. Idiot!Copy !req
721. What happened? Am I dreaming?Copy !req
722. No, a ghost cast a spell on you.Copy !req
723. I should have known.
Lucky I woke up.Copy !req
724. Lucky? If I didn't get you out,
you'd be dead already.Copy !req
725. It's just as well, Master.Copy !req
726. If I'd known she was a ghost, I
wouldn't have enjoyed myself so much.Copy !req
727. Shut up, you stupid boy.Copy !req
728. Look at you two. One's poisoned,
the other's fallen for a ghost.Copy !req
729. What have I done to deserve you?Copy !req
730. Master, I've almost recovered
from the poison.Copy !req
731. I've almost fallen for a ghost.Copy !req
732. Look at you, what nonsense.
You're both going crazy.Copy !req
733. Now what?Copy !req
734. Well.Copy !req
735. I'll get rid of that ghost,
when she comes tonight.Copy !req
736. - Uncle Kau, drink some tea.
- Thanks.Copy !req
737. Stay inside,
and don't come out no matter what.Copy !req
738. - Are you going to sleep?
- Why shouldn't I?Copy !req
739. I don't have
any ghost-lover to wait up for.Copy !req
740. - You won't help me, then?
- I would but I don't feel so well.Copy !req
741. - You're shivering. Are you cold?
- No.Copy !req
742. Sheng.Copy !req
743. Sheng!Copy !req
744. Untie me, please!Copy !req
745. Sheng!Copy !req
746. Help me, Sheng!Copy !req
747. What are you doing?Copy !req
748. Man Choi, please, don't!Copy !req
749. Man Choi, stop it!Copy !req
750. - Help me, Master!
- I am helping you.Copy !req
751. - Master, he's trying to kill me!
- Shut up!Copy !req
752. Just relax and hang on.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
753. Don't worry! I'm here to save you.Copy !req
754. Look out behind you!Copy !req
755. Sheng!Copy !req
756. Sheng.Copy !req
757. Don't look at her.Copy !req
758. Come on!Copy !req
759. Stop.Copy !req
760. Shiu Yu.Copy !req
761. Please don't, Master.
She saved my life.Copy !req
762. If you kill her,
she'll be a ghost forever.Copy !req
763. Humans and ghosts can't be together.
If you stay with him, he will die.Copy !req
764. Master, please let her go.Copy !req
765. OK, I'll let her go,
but will she let you go?Copy !req
766. It's up to you.Copy !req
767. The other one!Copy !req
768. Why hasn't the sticky rice
taken effect?Copy !req
769. No wonder.
It's been mixed with ordinary rice.Copy !req
770. "How to Cure Vampires"Copy !req
771. Hold still.Copy !req
772. It's almost done.Copy !req
773. There!Copy !req
774. - How do you feel?
- I'm fine again. All better.Copy !req
775. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
776. - Good, you can feel the pain now.
- Uncle Kau!Copy !req
777. - The vampire's in the village.
- Wait for me here.Copy !req
778. Close all the doors and windows
and scatter sticky rice on the floor.Copy !req
779. Remember don't leave the house.Copy !req
780. Get up and help.Copy !req
781. - It's the vampire, all right.
- Now what, Uncle Kau?Copy !req
782. Get him back to the station.Copy !req
783. No way, not after
what happened last time.Copy !req
784. There's no other choice then,
we must incinerate him.Copy !req
785. - Guards, burn the body.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
786. Uncle Kau, it's ready!Copy !req
787. - Set it alight, then.
- Go on, set it alight!Copy !req
788. Open the door!Copy !req
789. - Why did you close the door?
- To see how strong it was.Copy !req
790. - Are you scared?
- Of course.Copy !req
791. Don't worry,
we've blocked every hole.Copy !req
792. Even a fly couldn't get in,
let alone that thing.Copy !req
793. Master's back, open the door.Copy !req
794. Come on in, quick!Copy !req
795. Close the door.Copy !req
796. Give me that.Copy !req
797. I'm leaving.Copy !req
798. Are you nuts?
What if he comes in this way?Copy !req
799. Open UP-Copy !req
800. - Open up.
- It's me! Open the door.Copy !req
801. - Master, he's...
- I know.Copy !req
802. Get my tools.Copy !req
803. Shut the door and take care of Ting.Copy !req
804. Close the door.Copy !req
805. Let's reinforce the door.Copy !req
806. - Is it safe enough?
- We've done all we can.Copy !req
807. - It's so stuffy, I can't breathe.
- Relax, there's a skylight.Copy !req
808. - That's better.
- Skylight?Copy !req
809. Damn!Copy !req
810. Come on. I'll push you up.Copy !req
811. Push.Copy !req
812. Strange. I'm sure the skylight
was closed, now it's open.Copy !req
813. Are you serious?
Don't scare me like that.Copy !req
814. Are you sure?Copy !req
815. Man Choi!Copy !req
816. Are you all right, Man Choi?Copy !req
817. Open up!Copy !req
818. What are you doing?Copy !req
819. That Way!Copy !req
820. Come on, have some chicken.
It's very tasty.Copy !req
821. Uncle Kau! Help us!Copy !req
822. Master!Copy !req
823. - Master, he can see.
- Get his eyes.Copy !req
824. Run!Copy !req
825. You go first.Copy !req
826. Come on, Man Choi.Copy !req
827. - Don't be scared. What's going on?
- Vampires!Copy !req
828. A tough one!Copy !req
829. Come on, guys. Help us out.Copy !req
830. Forward!Copy !req
831. Suck out his breath.Copy !req
832. Come on!Copy !req
833. Go on!Copy !req
834. I'll do it.Copy !req
835. Damn it! My clients!Copy !req
836. They're all done for!Copy !req